Previous: >>558491328>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600mMain Story Chapter 5 is out02/18 - 03/01 - Valentine Bourbon & Valentine Flash 3*+Nishino SSR+Bakushin SSR02/18 - 03/01 - The Peak of Confection02/25 - 03/05 - Mejiro Ardan 3*+Agnes Digital SSR02/26 - 03/07 - Legend RacesEarly March - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left-handed / Winter / Sunny / Firmhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
ace on my face
>>558510085cute thread, im posting here
>earlyI hope a janny NUKES THIS FAGGOT AND B&
>>558510085Mayano anime WHEN
>>558510085WE DID IT GLOBALBROS UMA MUSUME IS DIVERSE NOW, CAN'T WAIT FOR THE FIRST VITILIGO WHEELCHAIR UMA MUSUME
>>558510258Mayano HAG anime
>>558510258hopefully never
Tummy Wonder
>>558510213
>Marche Lorraine completely overshadowing Forever Young in fan receptionCygames-kun...
>>558510378Forever Young is first in my reception if you know what I mean
I don't really see the appeal of idol music.I don't watch the music videos or listen to the songs of this game beyond a first watchthrough.The songs you people gush over with capslock praiseposts are shallow and reek of industry mass production.
>>558510085umaJP bros taste for umas is... interesting
>>558510456You are so cool anon!
>>558510452>marked
>>558509937Her whole family tree are a bunch of tit monsters.
>>558510456ok then anon, post YOUR music player, RIGHT NOW, i'll do it if you do, we'll show eachother who has better musical tastes
>>558510325But she got plenty of sleep during Teio's season and she's ready to go! IKUYOOOOOO!
>>558510456I love idolshit
>>558510085>Urara sees OP
>>558509972Oh yeah I love her voice and I may have fallen for my own propaganda as a result...
>>558510085these umas steal vulnerable and innocent tracen trainers from their trainees, never to be seen again. Stay away from them.
>>558510492
>>558510615dont all umas steal (virginities) from their torenas?
>>558510594BASED ULALA
>>558510653
>>558510085If I can make a harem of choco horse girls I'll start your game right now, but I assume this is an edit?
>>558510838brand new npc umas in the new jp scenariothey'll be in the global version in about 5 years
>>558510535Just stumbled into this band this week.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq1OkeXDMU0
>>558510519>the frontrunner is the least endowedAERODYNAMICS
I have just now defeated Turf Queens thanks to the three greatest runners in the universe: Shinko Windy, Hishi Akebono, and Nishino Flower
>>558510917hey i have them in my collection
Having to train Falcon to have both Mile S and Groundwork is really tough
mmm juvenile fillies
>>558511065you don't need mile S
>>558510378how could opera bird do this
>renamed MANT to TrackBlazer>one of the options in the game UI for picking your races is literally already called Forge Your Own Pathglobros it couldve been FYOP...
>>558511065just use the faaal coo power card
>>558511063
>>558511303
This is my aunt.
>>558511239Hey that's pretty good. You should add that to the bricked monthly club name poll.
>>558510917>anon being pretentious about music>"ok link your music then big boy">literally links jazzis this a bit
>>558511475
>>558511425why is she not wearing her skirt?
>>558510085Im going to suffer playing 1 hour of this game everyday just to get WOKEMUSUME in 2029
>>558511494I like music that sounds like Persona games.
>>558511573hehe
>>558511538because she is a bit lewd for (You)
>>558510502no one asked for the opinion of an uggo like Brian though
>>558506936if it ends at 9 i can take bart too
Sassy little midget
>>558511769
>>558511575if you want a good quality jazz album heres a fewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0aMCpRZPZEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GBxDLKtZDAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjlgwwEevzQ
>>558510456
>>558511909Shakur looks like THAT?
>>558511573Once I get Still In Love, Gentildonna, Orfevre, Calstone Light O, Seeking the Pearl, and Buena Vista, I wonder how much I'll care about future content.
post cows
>>558512003
aaaaaaaaaaaa its weebanese i cant read that aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>558511987Maybe you want their alts as well?
>>558511815in need of correction, the caustic carrot is. good thing Brian is so fucking cool, shinobi are great at correcting feisty, slightly dumb carrots.
>>558511728Mayacchi wouldn't say this about Brian.
>>558512031Ryan-chan is not a cow and neither is Mcqueen. The latter is flat as a board!
>>558512054
WHEN DOES THE FREE SHIT START CYGAYMES AHHHHHHHH
>>558512003I was once scrolling through my gallery in public and my classmate immediately told me this is a cow
My heart is aching in a great way
>>558512180i dunno...
>>558510456TAKE IT EASYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4xfLzghezg
>>558512220>>558512221Mhm...
Would Ebayan "yanko" Cygames actually ban me if i made her mad
>>558512239big ass cows
I love you
>>558510610well she is shiburin after all
>>558512650love it when horses (real) go crazy with their lips, they're so funny
>>558512646I love you too, Nice Nature
>>558512646
>>5585122152 more weeks
>>558512120You cant correct someone stronger than you thoughand mayacchi mogs brian
>>558512646u-my...
>>558512672i need some of that super milk
fuck almond eye!
>>558510085thanks cyjews
>>558512968Cute
Why does no one give a shit when an uma drags a human?This isn't even a horny bait post, sure haha rape post or whatever. But looking at the actual game, half the trainers get dragged into random shit in the public eye yet no one gives a shit unless it's racing, like>oh, that must be her trainer, oh well, carry on, we didn't see anythingKinda weird, no?
Newfag here, which Uma from the ticket selector has the biggest tits
>>558511494here weeb this a little less offensive to your ears?https://youtu.be/cpErf3DidU0The whole Tales of Purefly album is great.
dead hoursdead general
>>558513260Hishi Akebono
>this thread
>>558513401It's 4:30am, what do you expect?
>>558513401Let's thank the JP bros.Their Black Umas have filtered the threads.
>>558513435that's literally 4chan as a whole, you dumb faggot.
hmm... sexo
What's the lore reason for black skinned umas?
>620 stam and 500 guts>Falco dies on the spurt after getting rushed and spot struggledBros what the fuck...
>>558513525The eyes are wrong.Fix your slop.
everyone knows trainers fuck their trainees
>>558513485eurobros...
>>558513525Doto's dotos in my mouth
>>558513648there's too much ai, im starting to lose the power to differentiate, send help
>>558513260Taiki
>>558513260Just for you, cute latelet>>558513413Hishi IS the biggest, but she's also the tallest, so that size doesn't really pop like it does for some of the less vertically gifted.
>>558513679I went to bed early and woke up 2 hours earlier than usual. It cant be helped.
>>558513768ai can never get small details consistently, just look at her hair tie, the strands are all blended together
>shitter flooded with marche picsSure can't wait for her in 3 years beyond EOS!
>>558510258When are they gonna add more small Umas
>>558513401We're watching State of the Union. Trump is calling a fatwah on Cygames for making an America scenario without any American horses. This will be punished and they're going give both the prime minister and the CEO of Cyjews the Maduro treatment.
>>558513852Think of it this way, I've been living most of the last 10 years of my life in EST.
>>558513512Xitter is just 4chan now but everyone is a namefag
>>558514156no...
someone finally hit it
>>558511815
>>558514156>not unbuttonedmissing the point of what makes bra removal hot sloppabro
>>558513847>5 (FIVE) years later and they are still the biggest in the gameHow did they do it?
>>558514513Sasuga mayano cutie gun!
>>558514617someone as cute and wholesome as doto shouldn't have such lewd tits
>>558514513their DP plan is absurd
>>558512120i was about to correct you on why shinobi makes no sense for bancho but you have an actual relevant image. Well, kinda, not sure id consider that a kunoichi
They released a new wave of theaters for the movieI can finally watch it in Montreal
>>558514617probably horseowners told them to tone it down and stop making the horses tittymonstersThey can't all be as based as Daiwa's owner.
Speaki, Doro, and...?
Wowee what a run! I didn't know it was possible for Ryan to win G1 races! Surely the game will reward such an outstanding performance.
>>558514617artstyle differences over time and "big boobs because the real life horse has a big chest" was a stale concept to design a character around
>>558514156Where's the nipple bulge that's like the whole point of removing the bra
>>558514803Ah back to the mineees for meee!!!!
>>558514869She got innies.
>>558514949>unity cupwhy are you parent farming in unity
>hot spring ticket>it's Falco>mfw no romantic feelings towards herguess this'll serve me as another perspective, most of my hot spring events were with umas I want to marry/fuck, I'll post later.
>>558513652No they don't
>>558515036Umadols are supposed to remain pure so make sure no one sees her while she's bathing. Not even you. Wouldn't want her to end up like Curren Chan.
If i do extra training before etsuko comes do i still get bond
>>558509402>narita brian is bigger than daiscahuhwha
>>558514692i heard 5 7 8 is the way, which one better?
Post something mighty you dirty heathen.
>>558515326Yep, Brian's milkers are for me.
>>558515359try for yourself instead of trying to squeeze out an easy flowchartNo, you are here, you don't respect your time
>>558511429looks like quite the clever hors
>>558515326Daiwa gets a huge buff from her outfit
Mood down events should not have replace the normal event.
cm10 status?
>>5585155030 / 3 parents
>>558515416i will try AI pussy instead
>>558492594oh shitI might have to show up
>>558515326>amazon's bigger than brian by one centimetershe might have lost the races but she won the rivalry
>>558515503High rolling.I should have get Fuku card.
>>558515407A friend told me about this. Natural gas (fart) coming from horses body and it smells awful.
>>558515503One half decent uma, one interesting but likely ineffective backup, and a slew of mostly unusable seconds. Haven't even attempted a third, because I don't have any decent options for one.
>>558515503One subpar ace/3
>>558515503fuck you
>>558492594>cloveris this an actual /uma/ event
>>558515315you do
>>558514949If it's a stam blue you can use her for MANT Pisses.
>>558515593Horses, they have the power, the power to POWER THE WORLD!
>>558515407why is the hors angry
Hoeh
>>558515683that's a lot of dumb bird careers
>>558515503Still working on an ace. Pasa doesn't want to proc the 14* GW.
>>558515473her original design probably would have been the hugest tits in the game. Literally designed by a hentai artist who loves to draw fat titties.https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=mel%2Fa
>>558515416Cute Ai-chan
>>558515741I sweeped
>>558515953
>>558515629>AniClover is a non-profit music charity focused on anime songs and otaku music. We operate primarily in the San Francisco Bay Area, hosting live events within our local community, and online stream events featuring music by local and global artists.nyo
>>558516000I prefer Emperors.
>>558516036>AniClovershan't be finding my wife here
>>558516082Uma Umu is fine as well.
>>558516108>18+ onlySex with uma cosplayers?
>>558516108what did anon mean by this
>>558492594will the king halo tranny be there?
>>558516000I fuck this. With my cock!! Doggystyle Nice triples btw.
>High roll>S attitudes proc>GroundworkPick 2
>>558516082The only reason why I would use a modded client for umamusume would be to reskin some umas to be fate characters.
>>558516179That's usually what happens at cons so it's good they put the 18+ cons are where discord groomers finally do it with their kittens
>>558516108based
>>558516253If I pick High roll and gw can I keep A Mile and Dirt?
>>558516253>>High roll>>GroundworkThese two. A front runner with no S aptitudes can still win by a distance.
>>558492594>doors 4pmnigga
>>5585155031 medicore Ace made so far
>>558514704I wish I could articulate properly why she has that energy to me. If Sekiro were an uma, it'd be Bancho, that's a bit absurd to say but their characters feel similar to me for some reason. It might be the quiet, unrelenting drive that's done for the sake of itself, not glory or honor or grandeur, just dedication.
>>558515019because it's the best scenario for parent runs>better stats>more skills
>>558515503How long do I have? I have been slacking off in my club.
Is it worth borrowing this card to get Lead the Charge!?
Someone replied with Ardan porn to her announcement by the official account, it's been up for 5 hours already...
need Taimanin Brian
>>558516582>pic You when im raping you!
>>558516828Round 1 starts Feb 5.
>>558516829brother you are a backliner how many more accels do you fucking need
>>558516897>check calendarNot again........
>>558516840
On Your Left has position requirement?what the fuck
>>558516971Oh wait I mean March 5 LMAO
>>558516829my late oguri got forward march from a random inari one hint. i have seen her use it to do things that cannot be explained by science. i think it's probably worth it.
>>558516914Well, I would be getting LtC instead of OYL or FF. The advantage with LtC is that you can activate it from any position.
>>558517004There's reason why LS is gamble style
>>558515036Just finished Falco's hot spring event. And the rumors are true, Falco wants her trainer bad but she lacks the courage to express it, she even indirectly says that she's fine if he scouts other umas. No wonder she's depicted as a romantic loser when she shares room with Eishin "If I win on Akiten's turf, I'm buying two tickets to Düsseldorf" Flash.
>>558516840Link?
>>558516840I dont see it
>>558515503over 1 week and still no smaru ace
>>558515503I dont even care anymore man
>>558515503hit dirt S mile S falco once but the trainings were so bad I failed round 2 unity top option, stats ended up looking like a parent run
>>558517148Check the spam section
>>558516253i just got the latter 2 and kitaxbiko fucked me on the first one. Such good skills.. idk if ill even bother trying to reroll. Her career score is low but she might be good enough to hit A finals herself anyway with the decent skills
>>558515503not really trying. when does it start? I'll probably make my aces the last 6 days before it
>>558512239anus fujin is kind of really lewd isn't she
>>558513258Uma x Trainer is a sacred relationship; most people know and respect this or they don't want to get on the bad side of an Uma and their freakish strengthErgo; every trainer has gotta fend for themselves
So is it better to time Smaru's unique or just grab corner recovery and fire it off immediately?
>>558517262bwithis is barely better than a normal A/A uma with 1200/900 aside form the decent wit
why are you guys making front runnersi thought late/ends were the meta for thisfuck this game
>>558516710weird take desu, ninjas are unironically cucks. Media somewhat glorifies them but only on the surface level of cool - they were utterly devoted retards to their lords. Which is exactly what sekiro is. That's really not bancho at all. Banchos closer to a wandering ronin that only wants to defeat the strongest opponents there are like Miyamoto Mushashi - a Vagabond.
>>558517365triple front with speed eater will feast
>>558517365>latesdoing alright, and will do better in real rooms where not everyone is bringing metanigging fronts creating a ponzi scheme>endsnever a consideration for miles
>>558517365taiki shuttle is the metafront runners are the anti-metalates and ends are the element of random chance
>>558517142>>558517148NTA but I think it's this one, grab it while it's hothttps://x.com/i/status/2026424688214421581
>>558517345The only thing you can gamble with is Ignited Spirit STA, and I'm guessing no one wants to go through the effort to even see how it performs.
>>558517343And this was proved once again during Ai's career
>>558517348you dont understand this game lol, at the very least she can probably steal midrace from many fronts and cockblock A&S with all those midrace skills.
>>558515416I want Ai-chan to squeeze out my semen>>558516840Someone replied to a BA character announcement with an gif of said character toying with a dick (colored green) and it never got removed so I don't think they give a FUCK
>>558517287>>558517014
I'm not sure if it's confirmation bias or what, but the inspiration reroll always seems to have 1 of 2 which is massively better than the other. More hints, stats, and discounts.
movie tickets are finally purchasable
>>558517000this image reeks of ironic weeb
>Ai and her player are MTG playersI didn't think Magic was this big.
>Worse duration than Fuji/Oguri with statmina penalty>Not that easy to procSo uh she is oshi pull only?
>>558515503Have a good s.maru but shart falcon keeps beating her
>>558517741You're hours late, Canadian.
>ironic weebs only now caring about a years old movie
>>558517819MTG means meeting in that context.
>>558517965I hate abbreviations holy shit.
I wanna watch Boane in theaters but going alone to a movie theater feels so loser-ish that I don't think I can recover from it
>>558517951I watched it twice last year when there finally was a torrent and I'm still seeing it in the theater on Saturday.
>>558517262>No speed eaterWhy would you run S.Maru without it
>>558517345>>558517523if you're running triple fronts, you can take uma2. if she falls back to 3rd she'll proc it and get her unique. She COULD proc taiki unique from being in 3rd as well, and if the speed makes her retake 2nd she could secure condor unique.relying on a frontrunner not being in first is probably a losing strategy tho.
>>558517819Nips base their fantasy setting slops on three thingsMTG, DnD and LoTRBut the more modern (post 2010) add status menus on it for some reason
>>558510085>dreadsThis was NOT what we meant when we said we wanted more brown woman cygays
>>558518059Do you not have siblings
>>558518145my sisters are total normies who go clubbing every weekend
>>558517445no, that makes better sense to me, it's not like Brian has a lord/vassal relationship with her trainer, a wandering ronin defeating everyone before is a much better fit for her. Shinobi is not a good fit for her, thanks for clarifying.
>>558518059I've been doing it for over a decade anon, truly no one there cares if you're by yourself.
>>558518059just don't go during the weekend
FUCK MY NIGGER CHUNGUS LIFEI DIDN'T DOUBLE CHECK AND ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT DOUBLE FRONT SAVVY I COULD'VE HAD BOUGHT LEADER'S PRIDE>also no goldsYeah, Kitasan, Bourbon, and Suzuka didn't feel like finishing their events.
>>558518059Its dark in the theaters nobody cares
>>558514617>https://xn--gck1f423k.xn--1bvt37a.tools/characters/rankings/threesize/cupRulership is up there at least
>>558518059You're already a loser for thinking like that, just go
By the way, is anyone rolling for Ardan here?
>>558518363I'm throwing a 10 and her and thats it
>>558518363the very next banner is fine motionwhy on earth would i gimp my account for the lamest character in the whole game
>>558518363Bourbon cleaned me out
>>558518059>but going alone to a movie theater feels so loser-ishNo one cares dude. I have a movie pass and went to see a Jason Statham movie and there were literally only middle aged women there. They also went by themselves. At least you'll actually get enjoyment out of the movie (provided the other people at the theater aren't shit, like most popular anime movies tend to turn out) instead of watching a movie that's ass.
>>558510085
>>558518059nigga you buy a ticket and go sit in a dark room and look at a screen the fuck you need another person with you there for?
>>558518059check if your theater has a no-singles policy before you go, you don't want to get caught and sent to the popcorn mines.
>>558518363sex with palmer sex with palmer sex with palmer sex with palmer sex with palmer sex with palmer sex with palmer sex with palmer
>>558518059Alright I decided to go. There's surprisingly a lot of people also going on a Thursday of all nights. I hope they wear deodorant
>>558518506I act like this
>>558518363this sounds like the least fun thing in the game and it makes sense that they disable it in MANT
nyooo my inspirations and rainbows….
they really did it this time. it's still leaking out as we speak...and it will probably keep doing so for a few more days. but i'm not complaining. i get to have them inside of me as a reminder until next time <3
Are fronts really dominating lobbys? a 13k END digitan i saved is beating S rank fronts in my test even when they hit both a&s+plancha because fair amount of time to catch up
>>558518773post the digitan
>>558518578This. And make sure to look around for signs when you get there too because it's not always obvious. One time I was going to a new theater and I had checked online on their website and didn't see anything so I thought it was fine but then when I went and tried to buy a ticket the girl at the counter informed me about the no-singles policy and apologized. The thing is though is that she was not quiet at all when she was talking and there was a really big line behind me and I had to turn around and walk away empty handed and a bunch of them were staring at me. It was pretty humiliating and I haven't been back since.
>>558518773>Are fronts really dominating lobbys>in my testHow do you not know the state of lobbies if you're testing? Get out of the gaslightator lmao
>>558518363I am. When looking through Umas after Global launched, she caught my eye and I've been eagerly waiting ever since.It's the first time I've ever saved up a stash for someone in all of my time playing gacha, usually I just impulse roll and pray.
>>558518059I'm almost 40, go to movie theaters alone when there's a movie I want to see and no one I know wants to go. Why do you care what others think? If it's worth seeing, it's worth seeing. I watched Shinkai's last three movies with my imouto, but I also watched them all alone too, watched Violet Evergarden movie alone, and Godzilla Minus One alone. Once I did it once or twice, going alone felt completely natural.
>>558518924its not rocket science.. you save fronts from lobbys/club and then run repeatedly against a team to get an average of who is really performing the best most often versus just a fluke RNG win. Methods proven pretty accurate to determine effectiveness in the CM except for shittastic sprint which can fuck off
I'm grateful to cygames for changing valentine bourbon's ultimate text. "Master" in the US and British colonized areas has heavy connotations of slavery, which still casts a massive shadow over the US in particular.
>>558518059nobody caresI watched SEED Freedom solo in 2024Every person in that theater is a SEEDfagshinn gets punched and everyone laughsI belong thereI feel great
I remember when bait used to be believable...
>>558518847>no-singles policywhat the fuck? Theaters have a rule where single people aren't allowed? This has to be a lie, theaters are fucking hemorrhaging money, aren't they? Why would they have such a stupid policy?
>>558518798
>>558519058Fuck your bait. Nigger Fatigued.
>>558519024People have become.. really odd about giving a fuck what others think of them, constantly worrying about themselves, how they might look what they're doing etc. I would get it if you plan on watching a super mega woman movie or something, not when it's weeb shit or whatever else. Plus your G-1 example isn't exactly good, or fitting lmao.
>>558519171I used to be virulently racist just like you until I made a black friend. Just try to listen to their lived experiences
>>558518578 >>558518847>no-singles policyWhat the fucking fuck am I reading? Are theaters clubs or hook up places to find someone to fuck in certain places now? Why the FUCK would a theater give a shit if you're going there on your own or not? A ticket is a fucking ticket, and theater sure can't choose who they take in these days.
>>558519328It’s a joke policy but a lot of establishments just as AYCE restaurants absolutely despite single tables especially during busy hours
>you need to get guts Urara bwo she's meta in MANT>5 RB
Fuck it I'm done trying to make a SuzukaI'll use her as sacrifice for someone else
>>558519328It's so that old men don't jerk off in the movie theatre, which has been a consistent issue because boomers have no respect for the people around them
>>558519195>I would get it if you plan on watching a super mega woman moviehard to imagine what would impel me to spend money on a woman movie instead of pirating it, but I kind of get your point. >spoiler>almost explodes in autistic fury
The Beginning of a new Era movie won't be fun without friends since everyone is going to be singing along and cheering
>>558519102I watched the VEG movie when it came out in theaters in what, 2019, 2020? Don't remember. What I DO remember is that the theaters was mostly girls, and they were ALL crying at the end. I very nearly started laughing like an asshole.
So this is the power of stallions...
>>558519392Restaurants and such I can see, but not fucking theaters, they're empty as fuck most of the time as it is.>>558519460Jokes aside, those freaks would always be thrown out no matter what, nothing to do if they're single or not.>Boomer boomer boomersAh yes because young fucks aren't known to be hyper horny... then again, you're right, now days young folks are all asexual from the looks of it.>>558519506>spoilerAnyone not willing to watch a fucking Godzilla movie on his own in the cinema sounds like a gigantic faggot to me, that should go without saying, hence why it's a bad example.>hard to imagine what would impel meDifferent strokes for different folk and all, don't have to be a faggot to enjoy a good romance, or god forbid RomCom.
>>558519669If you go alone you may meet new friends. Maybe lose your virginity too.
>>558519739>Anyone not willing to watch a fucking Godzilla movie on his own in the cinema sounds like a gigantic faggot to me,anon........reread my post. I saw Godzilla in theaters alone. I went back the next day and watched it AGAIN. And then downloaded the BD as soon as it dropped, that movie fucking rules.
>>558510172Ryan is cute
>>558519145>>558519328The kinoplex no-singles policy is a safety thing I think after some incel-related shooting incidents (I think it was in Colorado but I don't remember exactly), but it's not really as serious as anons make it out to be. Like, a lot of theaters will have a no-singles policy "on the books" per say but it's only selectively enforced if they need to turn away someone who they think might be a threat. For example, some random lady or a kid isn't gonna get denied entrance, but if it's like, a single guy who's giving off weirdo vibes and might have a gun under his poorly fitting clothes, then yeah that's when the no-singles policy comes into play. As long as you don't come off like a potential shooter to the cashier they're not gonna care, so don't worry about it.
yippee
>>558515503Biwa feels ready but I'd like a better Brian. At a bit of an impasse with her, I need a better Ryan parent to really move forward but the RNG isn't being kind with my own attempts and no borrows really match what I need. Surely getting 2* sta/pwr, 2* mile and one of Forward March/Highlander will happen eventually, right?
>>558510121taiki on my bikey
>>558519980Congrats, now do 40 million more
>>558519964>but if it's like, a single guy who's giving off weirdo vibesanon........I think you just described a large contingent of 4chan posters
>>558519964>burger only problemOf course
>>558520079There is a queue and she's fifth in line for that
>>558519460I used to work as security (watching cameras) for theaters in the early 2000s and some fucking weirdo jerked off during a showing of irreversible. Thankfully it wasn’t my job to clean it up
>>558520186
Umamusume
The no-singles policy was enforced by the jews so that goyims will be forced to invite someone and increase ticket sales.
>>558519964Who is Roberts' favorite Uma?
>>558520186>smug because she's already won and she knows itb-based...........
>>558520186oh wait is that riko on the floor?never noticed that beforelmao
>>558519739Notice how I said "Boomer" and not "Old"there is a distinct difference
>>558519909Exactly.>>558519964>if they need to turn away someone who they think might be a threat.'Murica's finest. I get that it's easier in a way, but man that's silly.>>558520186She would never take me to Düsseldorf... I'm already in Germany as is anyway.
NICE FUCKING META UMA
>>558520410Torena issue.
feels like dodging danger and prudent positioning is mandatory to compete
>>558519460It's not even a policy. It's just a lie they tell to people who look like they're going to jack off in the theater.
>>558520186Us after
>>558520408I used to live in kaiserslauternNot that big a fan of germany personally... no offense to flash
>>558520459I've been shilling that since the startit's a good ass comboit's a little bit rng but that's literally everything in this game
>>558520619its better on this track since you take 1st early game and cant get passed for a while on the huge corner
>>558520465>people who look like they're going to jack off in the theaterIs it actually that common enough that they would make a policy just for that?
i've been thinking, and i seriously can't think of a single sane uma, every single one of them has even the smallest condition
>>558520776they're women what did you expect
>>558520720YESdon't show up to a movie theatre looking homeless put on a pair of pants and a shirt that looks like it was washed within the week man
>>558520776Gold City is literally just a woman
Stam plus guts requirement for dirtopia CM is like 1000~ right?
>>558520318it looks like they're past the ticket scanners. At that point you're legally "on board" and nobody (not even URA staff) can run down the jetway and stop you, unless they're airport police of a federal agent.
>>558520720It's not a policy. It's a thing they say to get people to leave.
>>558520618>100k residentsNo idea about Lautern, but I know that big(ger) places are pretty gay, being a born Berliner that moved out in his teens into a 20k suburb.
>>558520186Bros.. my trainee just abducted me. What should I expect in Germany?
Chigira Bokujo wife!
>>558518059I've gone alone to a ton of movies. It's fine. For anime movies in particular it's expected. Nobody cares.
>>558520961Germans.>>558521021Really curious for how long this guy is going to keep on with his incredible dedication.
>>558520860Yeah that looks good
>>558520843A beautiful one at that
kingu lovethat is all
>>558519421Gwo look at her unique effect...
>>558521324gold city bukkake
>visiting my regular movie theater>make a stop at the concession stand for a crab legs and popcorn combo>girl I don't recognize rings me up, $34.50>pay in exact change, go to leave>cashier loudly clears her throat and I turn around>"Are you going to tip?">I'm incredulous at the gall and just say no and walk away and forget about it>suddenly halfway through the showing the movie pauses the lights come on and security comes in and says they've been informed of a violation of the "no-singles" policy>they personally come up to my seat and tell me I need to leave, while everyone is staring wondering wtf is going on>see the cashier smirking at me as I'm escorted out the lobbyFucking hate this shit. My local theater has gone to absolute shit since covid and the only other option is 45 minutes away on public transit.
>>558521324>>558520843she's just taylor swift.
>>558521324
>>558521437Yes and I'm all of her boyfriends
>>558521418>and then the whole bus clapped
Lol
>>558521453
>>558521418And then you woke up
Probably the funniest thing about the new scenario is the USA USA USA chants around the middle of the race.
>>558521418>"no-singles" policyThis happened to me back in like 2015 while enlisted in California. Was gonna watch some movie with friends, they dipped before show time and so I went by myself anyway. Ads ended and I got flashlighted and told to leave due to singles policy. Got a refund in cash.
>>558521418it's so sad you had to go to an American movie theater
>>558521620Perfect scenario for Taiki
>>558521620>>558521715
>>558521620I mean... we do kinda do thatJust not at horse races usually
>>558521418>crab legsI went a couple of months ago to mi local kinoplex to watch a movie, haven't gone in years.Got some popcorn and soda as that seems like movie theater food. As I sat on my premium seat I saw all these fags entering with their chicken wings, cheap sushi, tendies, burgers, like what the fuck.I was so pissed off after I finished the movie I bought another ticket for a different one and ordered BBQ ribs and chicken wings.I wasted like $200 on that day.
>>558521780Instead you do it in cinemas, clapping like seals.
if you still someone being actively patriotic in todays day and age you should probably keep your knife close
>>558521021>>558521190>tomboy>fun, casual energy>cute>S tier hot>somehow extremely feminine despite the rough-and-tumble vibeshe's fucking amazing. I might have to pull her in November. Goddamnit.
people always complain about how this is a gaslight general but the problem is these fuckers will believe literally anything. it's not even limited to confusing game mechanics, they're just terminally gullible. how am i supposed to not just lie to your faces.
Thoughts on this uma?
>>558520776Kitasan is likereally normal
>>558521889What the fuck are you vagueposting about
>>558521889That doesn't sound like something people would do. I think you must be confused anon.
>>5585218894chan is a gaslighting site bro.
>>558521889You should act like you're lying but you're actually telling the truth so they do the opposite of what's correct
>>558521930zamn
>>558521889Give us an example first whats a gaslight and what is not
>>558521859No.. we dont usually start chanting usa in the theater either
>>558521930gimlet is cool and awesome
>>558521864>NTR poster>Being hyper cringeHuh...>>558521880I adore my punny wife, but man, this artist is way too excellent about his wife, CB. Plus, I can't deny the tomboy/casual energy bit, it's too strong on it's own.
>>558521930they should make a couple more umas that are just the pokemon evolution of their already existing in-game offspring. it's really funny to me.
when are they adding american pharaoh
>>558521930Vodka wants to be coolGimlet IS cool
>>558521930cooler vodka
>>558521930She should stop kicking fences
>>558521930I will most likely throw 50 pulls at her since she is too close to Marvelous Sunday
>>558521930god i wish i was a fence...>>558522110only after they add the entire american triple crownyou will have to win that then you can race american pharoah as a secret boss in the BCC
Do the umas ever acknowledge the name of the "Breeder's Cup" races?
>>558522208Cybergaygent should have Forever Young's offspring win the American Triple Crown
>>558521930Isn't she the one with the violent parent with that hot fanart with the muzzle? That's all I know about her.
>>558522304I mean its not american tracks are averse to letting games use themAnd cygames has already sponsored multiple races in america to include the kentucky derbySo who knows what will happen in the futureIn regards to IRL racing I for one think it would be interesting to have a japanese derby winner but is any horse up to snuff?
>>558522504ebayan almost was an american derby winner...
>>558522607Why didn't he run the gauntlet of the Preakness and Belmont
Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O
>>558522556can't take chibi falco seriously
>>558522748mostly because of scheduling issues i think?i dont remember exactly
>>558521418>>558521658wh...alright, I give. I'll check if it's real on google. okay well done, you successfully baited me
>>558521620https://litter.catbox.moe/534a6a.mp4
>>558521540>>558521589>newfriends don't know about kinoplex postingpls enjoy OC
>>558522556>all dirters are stallionsim nyooooticing
Why do amerimutts like to chant usa at every opportunity they get?
usa gi
>>558510085I didn't expect uma dreads but I greatly apricate them.
>>558523035why not?
>>558522974urara....
>>558523035Its nice, simple, inspires primal tribalism in even the most commie of heathens, and pride in one's country is uniquely American because the rest of the (Turd) World haven't done shit despite having existed longer than the United States.
>>558523035>he doesn't feel any patriotic pride for his country
>>558521620proofs!???
>>558521658>>558521418>no-singles policyDo Americans really?
>>558523195>>558522953
>>558522073there's too many good umas getting released this year, I don't know how I'm going to handle it. Ardan comes out tomorrow, I was already going to spark Kitasan because frontfag (Suzuka is kamioshi), Hokko Tarumae drops in October, but holy shit the CB propaganda works, and it's all because of this damn artist. DAMN YOU I'm seriously considering gimping my Ramonu or SMaru pulls to spark her. Or canceling my Seiun/Brian spark for her.
>>558523181The case for many a zoomer these days
Just lost a room match against a Vodka with Dirt A and Mile S. How is it even possible to have those aptitudes on a G Dirt uma?
>>558522953>>558523226Cadence is a little too fast, but still absolutely patriotic.
>>558523035Being patriotic is fun and it's funny how it irks Europoors that Americans dare have pride in themselves.Also 3 syllables is like the Golden Formula for chants. It's just perfect. TSM in Esports proved it too.
>>558523181God we need more burger umas
>>558522953>even has the turf to dirt section that RAPED rudolfneat
>>558522953holy FUARK....
>>558523293My wife
You got Mihono Bourbon Forma de Valentina because a sloptuber said she's metaI pulled for her because my fetish is maids and cold gazesWe're not the same
>>558523224Hello newfriend! No-singles policy is actually an ancient /tv/ meme for movie theaters designed to make people question and make up absurd stories designed to confuse people.
>>558523346Easy. 10 dirt sparks, one mile spark. He probably had a Dirt Mile parent. If he luckshitted an inspiration he could jump from C to A in one hit, and if he got extra lucky, no reason Mile couldn't hit at the same time. Lucky bastard.
>>558522965Movie theaters must be booming in the uma world because of how much food these umas fucking eat on average. That bucket? Twice the size and filled to the brim with popcorn. The drink? XXXL size carrot juice.
>>558522965I'll take 979 buckets of fried chicken and a diet soda
>>558523303>CB propaganda works, and it's all because of this damn artist.He does that to even the strongest of us, a truly dangerous foe that one.>>558523436>how it irks Europoors It irks "certain americans" as well, let's fool ourselves. I'm a eurotard myself, and while I won't yell the name of my country, I plenty patriotic for it's people or history, and anyone going otherwise is a huge faggot, of which there sadly is plenty these days especially under the youth.>Also 3 syllables is like the Golden Formula for chantsThis.
>>558523145>>558523181>>558523436pride in being a murderous thieving brown mutt? you stole that land, and you are the puppets of israel, keep chanting usa goy
>>558522953>about to enter da ZONE >paralyzed by a wave of USA chants from the audiencenot again
>>558523720>popcorn has a 1000% profit marginThat alone sustains many world economies in the uma world I'm sure
>>558523697that's what I figured must've happened but lucking into a double dirt alone is like a 1 in 12 run occurrence. Add mile spark onto that and you're looking at 50+ runs for that kind of outcome, at least. Insane luck. Imagine getting it and then the stats or skills don't come with. I'd fucking rope.
>>558522953Bros, I'm feeling the true USA spirit
>>558510456Japan has a huge idol industry. There's lots of mainstream stuff following whatever current trend is, but with it there also came a huge indie/alternative idol scene, small time groups playing in sub-basement venues to dozens of fans . There's a whole ecosystem of indie/alt/mainstream/whatever bands writing music for them and performing with them too. There's no shortage of strange, ambitious, and just plain fun music, unusual genre fusions, stuff for a broad range of tastes, and it's honest creative work that can't be called industry mass production. And some of this spills back into the mainstream side of the industry too.
>>558510456UUUUUUUUUUU UMADACHIUUUUUUUUUUU UMAPYOI UMAPYOI :D
We play soccer here, not football
>>558522953>track is mixed dirt/turfWhat sick bastard designed this?
>>558523035Better than hearing those gibberish soccer chants
>>558523746Being the brown person all these white people stole land from I would like to remind you Europeans have been murdering, raping, and claiming land from indigenous people for literately centuries and pushing slavery onto the rest of the world long before White Americans started taking my land and sucking isreal cock.
>>558524031Finally some good news.
>>558524031How dod ningens compete with Umas at soccer?
You can stop samefagging your post stegonigger
harikitte IKOU
>>558522953Fuck I cant open catbox or litter today for some reason can someone kindly reupload this on streamable thanks
>>558524031Im gonna smooch the entire uma security team
>>558510456Oh anon! So cool, independent and sigma coded!I'm sure you get a lot of pussy!
>>558524056>you Europeans私はヨーロッパ人ではありません, not everyone who hates the amerimutts is
>>558522953I'm feeling the surge of Patriotic Pride
>>558524150https://streamable.com/wckboa
>>558524076
heard this was a cuck gacha now>looks at opyikes
>>558524150it's been schizo for me too. Google even shat the bed for 20 minutes for me>checks if AWS-East-1 is down again
>>558524234Thanks bro, cant wait for us global to get this.
>>558524341>heardproof?i dont believe you.
>>558524235
>>558524194>sigma>pussy
>>558524403
>Umas in americaFinally i can take Manhattan Cafe to a Manhattan cafe
I don't particularly enjoy idol music but I can dig some songs from animu/gacha idol shitNot my thing but hey I used to go to hard rock concert autistically during my 20s so good for you for liking a very much less homosexual hobby
>>558521864fr
Do umas spit or swallow?
>>558524235>>558524403I just looked Dicta Striker up out of curiosity and I have to admit I didn't realize her name was actually Soccer Boy until now. I thought it was just a cute nickname everyone called her because she had a soccer themed outfit.
>>558513847>Hishi IS the biggest, but she's also the tallest, so that size doesn't really pop like it does for some of the less vertically gifted.If these don't pop for you, I think you've just never really looked at her. She's the tallest AND they gave her the same body mesh as Marvelous.
:D
>Run Taiki>The chanting crits her>She goes to the stands and starts waving mid race>Losenice game, cytards
>>558524659What makes this Curren so good?
>>558524471I forgot this thread is infested by literal tylenol kidsI'll try to be more clear next time I make a sarcastic remark
>>558524629swallowstraight up vaccuum fellatio the cum right out of your balls
>>558524734>sarcasm>text
>>558524035turf KEKS are 2nd class citizens here not our problem
>>558524629They swallow if they love you very, very much
>>558524546>>558524590While I do have some Love Live / Imas and Uma songs I really enjoy, generally It's more of a "Eh" thing, not something I specifically search for.Having said that, There is a macross delta live album, and man hearing the crowed cheer and go along with stuff is FUN to hear, idol fans are something else.>>558524647Something something they couldn't get the rights for the actual name, hence why Dicta Striker was created instead.
>>558523035Pinoy pride is much worse
>>558524035America is the kingdom of dirtTurf takes a back seat to all that is dirt
>>558524916right thread
>>558524916Calstone Light O is good, if you have her.
>>558524035SYMBOLI RUDOLF'S WORST NIGHTMARE
>>558524916Hey hey come back here
>>558524916@UmaGrok, hang this man.
>>558524916if you're not using akekuri you're doing something very wrongalso you're in the wrong thread...
>>558524916Nice Nature is always the correct 3rd slut
>>558510085What a bread to wake up to
We need Blemishine in Umamusume
MAYANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>558521930Dusk Stone evolution Vodka.
>>558524916whoever the fuck this is
>>558525121I want to train iwona...On a seperate noteWhe is the next uma we are supposed to be getting again?
>>558522953needs eagle noise to complete the set
>>558524864they SHOULD have her rights by now same owner as stego
>>558525121Tracen outfit v cute on her
Thoughts on Gold City?
>>558524916Rocky Helmet Daiwa
>>558525402none at all.
>>558525121Soon, trust the plan.
>>558525284They do now, but from what I understand not while the Manga was being written, or when it started. Soooo if we ever get to see Soccer Boy, I doubt it's going to be Dicta Striker, but a new character entirely or something, but here is hope.
>>558525402All lewd
>>558525402CuteSince ebayan is a gyaru she should be in her friend group no?
>>558524629ask teio
>>558510456It depends on the genre of music the idol music is playing. If its pop song stuff and happy go lucky. Nah not for me. But ill listen to shit like this. https://youtu.be/2W9x6YlQ5b0?si=9D1RVIYYj1TZBz3ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9Rp6x8a-oQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqe3Nll_dEUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slUPT5gHY_Y
>>558523731>I'm a eurotard myself, and while I won't yell the name of my country, I plenty patriotic for it's people or historyI think being proud of your country is a wonderful thing, and you should be doubly proud of you're European. It's sad so many European leaders seem to viciously hate the countries they're in charge of. I wonder if there's a Rudolfag who can do what that damn CBfag does. There's a guy obsessed with Suzuka who drew her in Uma Yome, and that would have made me pull her if I hadn't chosen her already, but I don't know of one for Rudolf. I'm sure there is, though.
>>558525552>>558524629Teio does both, she likes it sloppyhttps://files.catbox.moe/tv6bjh.jpg
i like the idividual character songs
i think keen eye is not working properly, i'm not seeing any speed down from it
>>558525402back when you could get a few Gold City star pieces for running JF I didn't get them because 1 turn was more valuable
I like Inari One’s Twin Tails and would like to sniff them
>>558510456Some idols have good music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDaKPPmDSIE
>>558525552Artist? This looks cute
>>558525720>1 turn more valuable than a g1 race on lvl 1-2 facilitiessounds like you suck at the game lmao
>>558525652>It's sad so many European leaders seem to viciously hate the countries they're inDon't get me started, I'm probably living in one of the worst cases, for obvious historical yet equally retarded reasons. In short: It's history, fucking stand to it you weak minded fucks.>who can do what that damn CBfag doesThere is 1-2 artists that make really nice Luna stuff, pic related being one of them, but I'm not sure if there is anything quite close to Mr CB, that's in a league of it's own.
>>558525836I'm not part of this conversation but here's a Luna to make you :D
>>558510456The only generic idol song in umamusume, at least the ones I listened so far, is umapyoi densetsu. Umamusume's songs are surprisingly varying genres. You'll know when an idol song is generic if you listen to them enough likehttps://youtu.be/LdkvUncXBjo
Why are you guys jacking it to uma porn when Cygames has explicitly banned it?
>>558525927>>558525836one more
>>558525967I dont
>>558525967What happens if someone makes porn of Forever Young?
>>558525954Winning Five is a generic idol song and was composed by a love live composer...
>>558525967Where's your proof that I'm jacking it? No cum no crime.
>>558510085Abe died for this.
>>558514951Because in all my URA runs this week she wins maybe 2 optional g1 races. At least in aoharu she's winning at least 4.
>>558523835do pink spark chances increase with affinity? I've noticed that I seem to be getting more inspirations with upper double-circle affinity, but maybe I'm just being delusional. If that's true, however, it could potentially reduce the needed run numbers by a lot, if you're reliably (~3-5 runs) hitting two dirts or one double-dirt and one mile inspiration from a 6* mile parent (assuming perfect parents of course). Either way it's a fucking highroll and he's one lucky bastardHE SHOULD EXPLODE
>>558526004John Cygames breaks into your home and smashes your kneecaps
>>558511494Anon it was clearly a thinly veiled post music post. By challenging your taste in music. He wanted to see posts of actual music to listen too and get asked himself what he has.
>>558525402I think she's one of the most attractive umas there is. I wanted to get her during her first run but I didn't have any guarantee so I had to unfortunately pass on her. Didn't bother getting her first alt as I wanted her original outfit and her second alt. Also, I think her beta/early race outfit looked better than her finalized og race outfit. I wish the would consider making it an another alt or something.
>>558526016>Winning FiveNow that you mention it BUT it was so refreshing to listen to it the first time I heard it from the game
I am SICK and TIRED of losing to Vodka by a neck.I HATE Late Faggots and End Niggers.DEATH to these umas and the "people" that use them.
>>558525768That's koikatsu slop bwo
>>558525402bootyful
S virginity taken by fuku as Shiraoki-sama intended
Why do umas have stupid ass names?
>>558526226its super catchy
>>558525402Completely ruined by her retarded career goals. Her one gimmick is a gold recovery + debuff that only works on mile, so you can run her with super low stamina and slow down your opponents. Except that she has to run Kikuka Sho AND Spring Tenno Sho, the fucking graveyards of career mode so you need to stam her up to actually complete the run. Her gold recovery, the entire fucking reason you want her doesn't help because it only triggers in mile races. Also has B long because fuck you.Worst uma in the game, thank god I only got her as a spook.
>>558526317https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3GKiRp333w&t=4s
>>558526273As shiraoki-sama wills it.
I remember when Japan thought of America they thought of blonde bombshells with big tits.How far have we fallen.
>>558526350trust the MANT plan
ARDANDACHIS ARE WE FUCKING READY???
>>558526000They forgot to add Satono Crown
>>558526273Excellent
>>558525954Umapyoi Densetsu isn't really the most generic. It's meant to be a dempa song, a much more hyperactive and geeky genre than, say, Make Debut.
>>558526153she spooked me in the all-uma banner and I'm really, really glad she did. She won me over with her initial 4 chapters and I'd hoped she'd spook me for months, then she finally did>beta racewear > final designHARD agree. I get they were going for something striking, to emphasize her flashy, proudly individualistic side, but it comes too close to making her like like a Thai prostitute. Pic related does the same but is extremely classy while still fitting gyaru imagery. Wish they'd release it as an alt.
>>558526317
>>558526394They still do thatThey also have always done token black americansAlso the Guile types too for menKinda miss the flat top look...
Is Almond Eye for (you)?
>>558525927>>558525996How nice of you, why thank you!
>>558526609She CRAVES for (You). She races for (You)
>>558525402Seems like one of the better characters in the game so far, looks nice, treats Jordan kindly which speaks very well of her, and... that's all I can say since I can't train her yet (or maybe ever)
>>558526609YesThey are the idiot (painfully talented) coupleHalf her career is literally just their peers talking about how much the two were made for eachother
>>558526609You're literally her top guy and (You) even get develop the same star eyes
So what Umas took each of your virginites?>URA Finals: Bakushin SPEEED spam>B+: Oguri>A: Oguri>A+: Cafe (I waited for her)>S: Not yet
>>558526609The most powerful but idiotic power couple
>>558525402She has a really nice voice. I used to pair her with Flash for any song that has their vocals.
>>558526286Forgot that one existed, thanks!
>>558526609Yes, she your MJ to your Spiderman
can't look at flash the same anymore
>troona hours
>>558526732>URA Finals: BAKUSHINNNNNNNNNNNNNN>B+: Suzuka>A: Suzuka>A+: Maruzensky>S: Curren Chanoh dear me . . .
>>558526732>URA finalsBakushin>B+Urara>ABakushin >SBakushin
>>558526426>Medium B>Long BI really don't think we can scam our way through a MANT run with 400ish stam to take advantage of the recovery. I think her festival version is good if you like the character, but I'm only ever going to use her as a card and raise her bond with a rank F while present farming in TT.
I'm ray.
>>558526482Man, I wish she'd spook me as well. Here's to hoping she really would.Her current OG racing outfit is very hot and all but I think her draft/beta outfit is so much alluring. Maybe it's because I just have a thing for skirts and how they flow plus combined with the black tights.
Think someone or something was hit by a car outside, but I don't need that shit before going to bed, so I listened to the odd noises and moved on. Didn't help that I heard Ambulance drive by a few minutes after, so who the hell knows, plus the odd human crying-esque noises.Umasumi, /uma/!
>>558526732B+ ~ S is all Teio
>>558526831A strong jawline for strong children.
All dirt.
>>558526831NOOOO WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME THIS
>>558526969Fucking tragic
>>558526732all Maruzensky except for S with Christmas Oguri
>>558526732URA: OguriB+: TachyonA+: GrassS: Real manly men can win even with A+ Uma
>>558526732That is some autistic record keeping. I only keep track of CM winners (Golshi, Taishin, Air Groove) and my first ever career win (Daiwa Scarlet).
>>558526987
>>558526831jesus christ that's an ugly woman
>>558526831I'll just pretend I never saw this
>>558526732URA Finals: VodkaB+: RudolfA: TeioA+: Teio!S: The Hag
Meanwhile at Creeku
>>5585255830/4 do anything for me.Admittedly Blaze's underlying music could almost be a linkin park track, but the vocals just don't hit.I don't dislike female vocals. It's actually an aspect of japanese music i rather like since there's so few rock bands with female vocals in the west, or at least so few that get any publicity. Despite this, female idols definitely have a vocal style and I don't think I like it.I do like the announcer callouts in the middle of legend changer, but that's about all that stands out to me.
>>558526831Would
For me it's Oguri Plap or Biko Begaus:DDD
>>558526732I don't rememberB+ was probably Teio as I used my ticket on herA and A+ was probably bakushinS was Teio S+ was MaruSS will be during MANT, probably Digitan or Taiki for a last minute dirt ace
>>558527003Well its not like everyone looked at her face anyway.Now they don't have a reason too!
>>558526732Tachyon, yeah I'm not typing the whole shit when it was Tachyon for all of themAlso S+ and Ug
>>558526732B B+ A and even A+ never felt special to me so i never took note of any of them.Vamp Rice took my first S, then I earned an S on OG rice the next day. No luck since.
>>558527197
>>558526962She's an S tier tsun, and I love almost everything about her, career annoyances notwithstanding, her aptitudes/skills make her difficult to train, but I really hate her stat growths. 20% guts bonus is SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHITTTTTTTTTTTT I HATE IT YADA VEGETABLES YADAYOYou need to dump 4 speed cards on her (or run speed sparks) or you just are not going to cap speed. THAT FUCKING SUCKS FOR MILE UMAS BECAUSE YOU NEED FUCKTONS OF WIT. So she's often perennially retarded. At least you can get by with low-ish stam thanks to her recovery (but not TOO low otherwise you'll lose the career at Haruten). Damn she's a handful. Sometimes a bit close to 3DPD women for comfort.
>>558527139nta but BLOW my GALE is nice though I mostly liked it because of the Rudolf and Mr Cock and Balls duet someone posted in threads before
>>558526732>URA: Bakushin>B+: Can't remember>A/A+: Creek>S: Haven't gotten it yet
>>558526831
>>558526732URA: CreekB+: CreekA: FalcoA+: OguriS: Oguri
>>558526831i mean... we could just turn the lights off while she speaks in Flash's voice and i could probably still get the job done
>>558527139>Admittedly Blaze's underlying music could almost be a linkin park trackFunny you should say that!https://youtu.be/uYAIdoYIbH4?si=16NI9LE-LGPaHgNy&t=47Alright those I specifically looked for idol and claimed idolship. How about some baby metal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDnIEWyVIlEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qayP_YUrf9II have no idea if japan calls them idols but they sure as shit have vocals of one.
tamamochuds got forgotten really quick huh...
Is Flash's seiyuu is paper bag tier, which seiyuu is the best looking then
>>558527543Oguri anon ran out of Tamamo poor jokes
>>558526732VodkaSuzukaMcQueenAgnes DigitalGrass
Hey bros,I'll bring 3 Sympathy if you do.
>>558527543Tamamo posting will resume during the next Long CM
>>558527554
>>558527629I did this during Sagi and you fuckers didn't
>>558527629I've always brought 2~3 sympathies but I have yet to proc it on CMs
>>558527629If everyone gets extra speed...Nobody does.
>>558527543she spook me when i pulled for VBourbon but i didn't play her career yet.
>>558526732>URA Finals: Daiwa>B+: don't remember>A: don't remember>A+: most likely the first run in Unity which I don't remember>S: Taiki
I don’t use Riko. If I low roll mood downs, I simply move on.
>>558527543This general gaslit me into thinking we wouldn't get the 50 rolls and so I used my own carats
>>558527668whomst've?
>>558526831She's still my paizuri wife.
I still haven't done my first Teio career
>>558527806i can't believe you actually fell for that.
>>558527707Her career is great. It's so far my favorite because of how easily you can relate and how very simple her career's story is.
>>558527852goo goo babies
>>558527806Don’t lie. You just wanted to use her in Arima.
