Bound by History EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch storehttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://twitter.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2024952571505369183Previous thread: >>558343358
First for Courtney
Flambert <3333
My life for Mandy
>>558711356I have cat
>>558717725Oooo, velvety.
>>558717725How sweet. Like that other anon said. Their coat looks pretty nice.
>>558717725Sweet. Love your cat anon.
>>558717335
I’d post my cat but he’s naked =\
>>558718135>>558718250>>558718653they're both strays I took off the street too, so I'm glad they're both pretty healthy
>>558719061Thighs…
>>558720089Yeah those are some quintessential kots right there
>>558720089Wow, I guess they knew how to sustain themselves. It's good they have a home now. I assume you got them any necessary shots in their vet visit?
>>558720089I too have a Grey/Black Duo
>>558720813I’m going to pretend they’re both boys and they’re both gay.
>>558720813Why black cat looking like he planning something
>>558721285black cats are always planning things
Mandy made you spaghetti :)
Golem seems like a pretty cool guy to me.
>>558722321He chill.
>>558720978
>>558720813Kot x2
>>558722256Adorable :3
Why do the comics make Robert's dad seem like much more of an asshole? Doesn't the game imply that Robert loves his dad and continues to be Mecha Man/go after Shroud because of him?
>>558727348could be theories of him changing because of his wife's death
>>558727348>Doesn't the game imply that Robert loves his dad and continues to be Mecha Man/go after Shroud because of him?It is interesting how much contextually changes when you read the comics beforehand. Seeing how poor of a father Robert's dad was in addition to him being a not so great leader which then led to his untimely demise. I guess Robert more or less expresses love for his father because he lost him so soon and he wasn't around all that much.
>>558727406I really hope we see more of Robert's parents in season 2 What if his mom was a supervillain
>>558729726>Sky High sequel>It's another Warren Peace situationI wish it got an actual Sequel. Ron the Janitor was literally Waterboy Coded.
Awooo
>>558732467>petite slim-fit runner's build caramel tsundere tomboy with wolf cutS E XEX
Boberto if he was clean shaven
>>558733701
>>558733701>>558734070I wanna lick that losers smooth-ass face so fucking bad...
>>558734557Wait in line.
>Visi walks toward Robert with this look on her face Wat do?
>>558735229Am I Robert or am I myself in this hypothetical scenario?
>>558735364You’re a bitch
>>558735229turn 360 degrees and walk away toward my hot girlfriend
>>558735461A bitch is a phobia.
>>558735563>white girlfriend
>>558735563>360 degreesngmi
>>558736310>>558736552All she'd need to do to win is flash her tits and he'll fold
>>558718758All cats and dogs are naked you silly willy
>>558736978what
Now that the dust has settled, why is it okay for Blazer to groom Robert, but it’s not okay for Robert to groom Invisigal?
>>558737139Do cats and dogs wear clothes? No they don’t
>>558737542>groombro the age gap is like 4 years at most and the answer is because Blazer is hotter
>>558737959The Internet taught me that grooming is when two coworkers date
>>558735229Unzip of course. My petite, wabi-sabi, slim-fit, runner's build, caramel-skinned, tsundere, filipinx tomboy girlfriend is obviously super pent-up for some Mecha Dick™.
>>558739150Oof... Hermy... you okay bud? That look like it hurt. Get up chad, rub some dirt on it you'll be fine.
>>558740114Fuck off... Bitch!
>>558743068>[ALCOHOL]
>>558743374Heeheehee
>I'm a BITCH my name's ROBERT~>Such a BITCH whose name is ROBERT~
>>558743875>I HAVE NO HOPES I HAVE NO DREAMS>AND A TINY LITTLE PEEN
>>558743875kind of unfair for prism to have to go after that act
>>558736978No I mean my cat is literally naked
>>558744983Flesh cat…
>>558743875>>558744727>So take me as I am>Just a tiny little bitch of a man>Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous>And I'm going to extremes>Tomorrow I will change and today won't mean a thing
>>558744983you like your pussies shaved huh
>>558717725>>558720813>>558744983I didn't expect there to be a lot of Cat owners here. A surprise indeed.
>>558745354cat chads run /SDN/
>>558744983Bingus! I got to ask what's it like having a Sphynx? Does it feel weird petting them?
>>558745242>An' it doesn't even matter anyyyyywayyyy
>>558743875>>558744727>mfw SDN dispatchers literally have flambae's banger on their work playlists
>>558745354I have 3. The big brown one is the father. The brown and white one is the runt of the litter, and the father ate the rest of the litter.
>>558745657What
>>558745774That's what male cats do. They eat their children to force the female into a new heat faster.
>>558745491It depends on the temperature, humidity, etc; they’re very much like a ballsack
>>558745657>the father ate the rest of the litterElaborate now
>>558745843yeah but they don't usually eat their own kittens
>>558745993I won't. It's too traumatic for me.
>>558745843Your cat is a psychopath
>>558745491My friend has one. They’re very fun to slap.
>>558746176Apparently normal cat behavior. So, castrate your cats if you have 2 of them of opposite genders.
>>558746359Nope not normal cat behavior he has inner demons
All cats are a little bit evil tbqh
>>558745657>cannibalismHell no. If I witnessed that irl, I'd be horrified and have the cat put down after some consideration. If that's not up for discussion I'd shoot the cat myself. This is why I'm a dog person.
Invisimech <3333
>>558746581I love my dog so much. If my dog bit a kid I’d take a baseball bat and beat the life out of the kid before he told anyone. I’d feed the body to my pig (did I mention I also have a pig?). No one is putting down my girl. No one is taking my pig either.
Your cat would eat you, if you were the size of a mouse, or so the cat scientists say
>>558745657Are you sure it was his kittens and not another cat’s? Male cats do this when a female cat they want already has kittens to raise.
>>558746881Shit, man, they eat the corpses of their own owners. Happens a lot to lonely elderly people, days and weeks can pass before the government officials show up to check on them.
>>558747051Dogs do that too, lol. Some cats will go out of their way to rescue their owners. It depends on the cat. A cat’s loyalty is a lot harder to earn. It’s not a given like a dog’s.
>>558747017Yup. I live in an apartment and never let my cats out.
>>558745657Thanks for reminding me why I don't pet cats irl unless they're tiny kittens and only ever admire them on funny videos and pictures on the internet.
>>558746794You dog fags are mental>>558747138Ok so your cat really is a psycho then
My cat loves me. He would never. In fact he has separation anxiety and panics if I don’t get home on time. Will howl all night if I’m not home. Demands to sleep with me. Very schedule oriented fellow. Bed time is at eleven. No sooner or later.
>>558747216Hey man, don't group us with that psycho. If beef or any dog bit a child, I'd obviously help pay for the child's medical bills. Why the fuck would a normal dog owner kill a child that their dog bit? Plus you talk like cat people aren't their own brand of basket cases.
topical
>>558747541I was wondering when someone was going to pull this. Guess the chart is incorrect. It seems at least the BB lovers are more so cat lovers.
>>558747407You’d let Beef be put down? You sick son of a fuck. If a toddler mistreats a dog by dislocating its ears and the dog snaps back the toddler is not in the wrong. So sayeth the law. The dog will be killed.
>>558747407You can tell its bait because of the pig part
I’d sooner save a dog than a repeat offender LOL hate at me all you want
>>558747880Yeah I’d probably save a pitbull over a ****** in a burning house fire if it came down to it
>>558747685I hate how humans treat dogs. If someone in my neighborhood poisoned a person’s dog, or cat, nothing would be done about it. It’s even advised you don’t call the cops so you can plan revenge on your own terms, since again, nothing will be done. Ever.
my younger brother is an untapped serial killer I swear to god and my mother would probably bury the bodies for him since she loves him more than she loves me >>558748416a nasty lady near my old place of residence was known for tossing rat poison into peoples yards and she still lives there to this day
You guys have issues <3
>>558748746I know.
>>558748746
>The Tate brothers landed in KazakhstanIt's fucking Joever...Oh no no no no no...
>>558747685Ok stop putting words in my mouth. Beef lives and so will the kid. If a little kid did that to beef, and beef retaliated, I'd educate the fucking parents if they pulled the victim card and have beef be put down. By educate, I mean punt the husband using the mech suit. Then I'd flip the kid a bird and bend the mom over for correction.
>>558749175wat
>>558748062>the car mauling, child murdering dog breedHell no. I love most dogs but that's a dog I'd rather just again, admire from very far, or through funny internet pictures.
good night /sdn/love your pets
>>558749643I wouldn't trust the lot of them. Especially if I were walking on the street at night and saw a stray walking by then again the same goes for any breed. I did have one as a pet. Don't misunderstand, he was a handful and I only ever walked him in the early morning or night time. It's been two years since he passed. Still miss him.
>>558749615Cute
>>558749643Some pitbulls are genuinely lovely.
>>558750146They can be but they really don't know their own strength once you play with them.
>>558716607This artwork makes no sense. The showdown between Flambe and Rob happened when Chad still had all of his teeth.
>>558750237All boxers and bulldogs are like that too thobeit
>>558750146Not saying they're all car mauling, baby murdering beasts, but I'd rather have a fat chihuahua that can't maul shit than have one of those as a pet. Or a cat that at the drop of a hat, would slice my skin open just because it felt like being a bitch that day.
>>558720089>>558720813>>558717725Interesting O: Taking in a black cat was considered taboo for manny centuries in Europe due to bad luck that they bring.
>>558750584That's so stupid looking. At least put it on his forehead instead of making it look like elf ears. Also, speaking of Mecha Man's non-Mecha suit, I really don't like how it doesn't have a helmet of some sort... the over all design just didn't fit right with me. The mask and ear vents are fine though.
>>558751449I guarantee you. Had chihuahuas been the size of pitbulls. With the same amount of bite power. They’d be killing a lot more children.
>>558751559Post the uncensored on catbox you fucking coward.
>>558751863You're playing with fire here, boy. There's a high chance that you'll get the fujo surprise.
>>558751703I know, glad they're not.
>>558751408Quite true. They were bred to fight if I'm not mistaken.
>>558751863I DON'T fucking have it, okay? I got all those censored pics of Malevola from Dispatch threads on v/ in like early November. I am still looking for sauce to pic related. Looks like a something from a Japanese doujin.
>>558751904That was a one time shenanigan.
>>558752173Who's to say that it won't repeat?
>>558752145https://files.catbox.moe/n16zd0.pnghere you go bud
>>558752275Why I would never.
>>558751904>There's a high chance that you'll get the fujo surprise.Nah, bro, I don't even know what fujo means. I know it has something to do with boy on boy artwork
>>558752314To give a brief lesson. Fujo is shorthand for Fujoshi which translated from Japanese directly literally means "Rotten Girl". A term to refer to readers of "BL" also known as Boy's Love. Though in the west the broader term of that genre thrown around is Yaoi short for "Yama nashi, Ochi nashi, Imi nashi." Which means No climax, no point, no meaning. Yaoi has been a term used for Japanese BL, and usually leans towards more sexual content rather then romantic man loving man relationships, and rather has less plot and focuses more on smut.
>>558752313Why is the gym so homoerotic
>>558751904I was willing to risk it for the muscular mother of my future Hellboy babies.
>>558752631It's a gathering place for men to build more muscle. Said gains gather the attention of other mens approval. So, men who like other men aren't exactly a rarity at such a third place.
>>558752145>you will never taste that velvety red mucle mommy skinWhy live...
>>558752629Thank you annon
>>558752309>me when actually not a jumpscare this time
>>558752849Can we post cosplays?
>>558752309Saved! Thx anon
Worshiping Flambae’s feet
>>558753776>disgusting foot fetishNot those kinds of cosplays motherfucker.
>>558754043Don’t forget to wear your oven mitts.
>>558753776>white ass bitch posing as superior caramel skin baddieKys. At least post a bitch that's not just some onlyfans whore.
>>558756220Who draws these
>>558756303Fujos mostly.
>>558756303Random artists of all kinds. Here's the source behind this piece.https://xcancel.com/muran31567166/status/2027314437343093032
>>558757102based
>Could you, lean back a little? My kiss has been known to stun small beings.PHENOMAMECH SUPERKISS GO!
>>558757414You’re so weird
>>558757414Phenomaman, take it easy! Poor Robert will have whiplash at this rate.
>>558757102Lame and gay. Post more Muscle Mommies.
>>558758365That is not my job. But as a token, here.
>>558757569
Robert wears the same socks weekly it’s so gross UGH
>>558757587Yes but can flambae give you a thousand kisses using THE POWER OF THE SUN?? I think not.
>>558758603Definitely not but he can be a roaring flame not quite as hot as the Sun but close enough.
>>558758540Hey. I'm poor okay. I only have 3 pairs of socks. I only wear them for a few minutes to an hour or so at a time and I air them out so they don't stink. Relax.
>>558758743>not quite as hot as the Sun
>>558758781What about underwear? At least tell us you have a pair for each day of the week, no?
>>5587588949,010 °F/4,990 °C is hotter than any normie can take, come on! Now shut up and take a peck.
>>558758979Nope. Skid marks galore.
>>558758979Easy. Before I would wear a pair for at most 2 days straight but I'm now in the process of having enough money to buy more underwear to change for each day of the week. Maybe even every 12 hours if things go well enough. [spoilers]it won't, I'm not getting my hopes up for that.[/spoiler]
>>558759771Well maybe if you ask Blazer for a raise?
>>558758887What did he see?
>>558759771aaand I fucked up the spoiler. great. it's already going downhill... fuck me.
>>558759980You should smoke some weed, Robert.
>>558758887>>558759957
>>558751559>>558752309holy shit that's hot
>>558760068He already has.
>>558760068>mfw I hear mention of substancesI can hook you up Bobby boy.
>>558760423The real crime was not giving Mal more scenes. Doesn't she have like, the least dialogue out of all of them? Such a waste because she's an absolute babe...
>>558760423It's got nothing on thishttps://files.catbox.moe/gyshkn.png
>>558760848I haven't measured it but from what I recall. I believe Punch Up and Golem have the least.
>>558761451Yeah, was just pointing out some hot Malevola stuff. Visi is still my girl from the game, though desu all the girls are hot as fuck.
>>558760848>Up... up, up, up-->When I get down>When I get down, when I get~
Who is most likely to arrive to work high? Without saying Sonar.
>>558761870Malevola
>>558761870My headcanon is that Prism and Flambae both rip out of the same dirty bong before shift. This is why they wear shades.
>>558761870Chase probably rolls In fact it’d be weird if he didn’t
>>558761870It'd have to be Golem seeing as how he ate a full bag of edibles at the start of the emergency in the last episode.
>>558762640I lick his navel and rub my face over his abs and chest.
>>558762640You’re one horny fujo
>>558763087aren't all fujos horny?
>>558762640>[GIVE HIM THE PUNCH-UP SPECIAL]
>>558763505Some more than others
>>558762640>would you rather melt your face off or burn your dick off
>>558763992One is death, the other is a fate worse than death.
>>558763087Don’t act holier than thou. We already got people sharing Malevola lewds. It’s not like we’re in a convent.
>>558760651He is so unintentionally cute it’s kind of funny
>>558764651He is actually a bloodthirsty drug addict.
>>558764802Aww... you mean it? Fr fr?
>>558764651He's just a little guy... who sometimes turns into a fucking bat monster that'll eat you ass first after he emptied your pension plan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=METTzGKzmxU
>>558773878"Robert would you love me even if I was a hamster?"
>>558774830Yes.
>all the fics I was following stopped being updated all within the same 2 week timespan
>>558778153>the only fic I've been following updates too fast for me to catch up with it
>>558767581>oh neat, a dispatch rp session featuring the original voice cast!>they're not playing as the characters they originally voiced
WHY CAN'T I GET A SINGLE DUB IN THIS SHITHOLE! GIVE ME DUBS!
>>558780258NIGGERMAN PLEASE!
>>558779041that's a good problem to have
>>558780786It keeps demoralizing me. I've abandoned so many good comic runs because the issues were coming out too fast. Used to be that when I was a teen I could finish 80+ issues of single run in a week or 2. Now I can't even finish reading a single issue in months.
>>558780258Skill Issue.
>>558781158On your part.
I HATE SHROUD
>>558781021Bro these chapters are like 20 minute reads at most
>>558784482I'm an ADHD brainlet. It takes my utmost concentration to even write a short sentence before my... what. Whatever.
>>558782935I wasn't trying to get dubs. I was just calling that other anon out.
>>558784858GIVE ME YOUR DUBS, NIGGA!
>>558784359>t. Murder Man
>>558784973What dubs?
>>558785405MY DUBS, YOUR DUBS!
>>558786887>87Oof. Buddy. You were SO close...
This thread sucks
>>558787578I agree, not enough Mandy
>>558787578Oh yeah? Well...
>>558787443YOU! IT WAS YOU! YOU STOLE THEM FROM ME!
>>558787578What do you expect when it's over. It's so over.
>>558787578I think you suck!
Do you think phenomaman is autistic enough to become a speedrunner
>>558786887>almost tripsKWAB
>>558789886I don't even have the power to sperg out anymore...
>>558757569>>558757587>>558758485Perhaps you are right friends. I shall kiss the leader of the phoenixes in a more... appropriate speed tolerable to your species.
>>558788315That guy, officers! It was that flaming homo over there! He did it!
>>558788218
Winners do drugs and get dubs
>>558787578Make a better thread then, fucker.
>>558792105Brudda... you suck at this ya?
It's fucking friday bros, finally. I have no idea how I survived this week.
>>558788641>mfw people keep saying phenomamal is starfire but he actually talks and acts more like a nicer early avengers mcu thor
>>558792935judging by the way you drink? Me too
>>558792935>no idea how I survived this weekThanks for reminding me... time to drink again.
No pick and choose. We roll like men.
>>558796027rolling
>>558796162Could be worse.
Would Robert and Ser Dunk be friends
>>558796162Sheeeit I'll take it
>>558796027roll
>>558796543You took the MalevolANT's seat.
Your mom gay
>>558796027rolling for something good
>>558796942no u>>558798450ACK!
>>558796027
>>558794152:3
>>558736914
>>558796027rollan
>>558751559Where did you get these pictures of my wife?? >:(
>>558800105next to royd is objectively the best seat, nice
>>558800221Sonar calm down
>>558800240Shroud is sitting there as well.
>>558800760They can talk tech stuff for the whole ride
>>558800269*bat noises*
I bet Flambae smells like burnt ass
>>558796027Fuck me up real good.
>>558802057Awfully specifc scent you described. I can't imagine what that would be like.
>>558802389Oh well. Galen is chill. At least it wasn't 6.
>>558802389>>558798450>>558799590SAAARS
>>558796027fuck it re roll
>>558802774Fucker!
>>558802774>not SAARpilled anymorethank God
>>558802941Saar, Saar, do not re-roll, SAAR!
>>558803035I'm sorry Galen...
Courtney ass…
>>558803316well...
too much horny itt
Not enough horny.
about enough horny itt.
Visiholic reportig in
Beer tastes gross. Cider is alright.
>>558806107I switched from vodka to beer like a year ago
Anyone drink that nasty Greek shit Ouzo
>>558806665Yes it tastes like black licorice.
Need more horny itt
>>558806665I don't live in Greece, kek
Reminder that we will be conducting the population census again in #50.Participation is mandatory. Those who fail to show up will have their testicles removed non-consensually.
>>558808303Will you voluntarily rip off your own testicles if you yourself fail to show up?
>>558805979Reporting in for the evening binge, today finally with the prospect of a long sleep at the end.
>>558803961that's not too bad desu
>>558808371I will be the one conducting the consensus, silly.
>>558808682>finally with the prospect of a long sleep at the end.How much alcohol this time?
>>558803961>>558808729That's pretty pitful.
>>558808947Had 3 beers for the warm up so far, another 5 waiting in the queue, plus 1.5 liters of vodka and a half-opened bottle of cheap wine ready to go. These are the initial plans, but who knows how it will end.
>>558807413Be careful what you wish for.
>>558809297>Had 3 beers for the warm up so farWell there are beers and there are beers... I usually drink like 3 12% beersOn a side note... does anyone knows what the fuck is happening on /v/ today?>>>/v/733951527
>>558808303Well I hope our sleep schedules will coincide then.
>>558809941Robot Unicorn Attack?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdeg2YaUYZohttps://youtu.be/-n-GvhmSMnU?si=ZYUZSXy5nr0bLmR2
>>558809941These 3 were 9%, have three more of them, one 12% and one extra shitty cheap 7,2% one in a plastic 1 liter bottle.
>>558809446TOO HORNY
>>558810382>shitty cheap 7,2% one in a plastic 1 liter bottle.We have those too, except they are 900ml
Gonna go early tonight. See you all in the morning.
>>558811446>Yes sir! I'll keep the night watch!
Robert is only slightly less sexy than Flambae.
>>558812785):
>>558810585
>>558811796Go to sleep Courtney....
>>558809446needs more straight horny itt*
>>558813578>when she grabs the entirety of your junk
>>558818232
>Ranking based on how long it would be until each couple breaks up.Your thoughts, /SDN/?
>>558818620thinly veiled fujo headcanon
>>558818610>durka durka, Mohammad jihad
>>558818871Uh Uh. Look at all the gay ships most are short term. The only relatively popular one, Waterboy/Robert is up top.
>>558818889Chad is NOT a filthy Muslim OR terrorist
>>558819258Correct. He's both.
This general will fall. Soon.
Mercykill at 50, there's no reason to go further
>>558819865>>558820446No. Never.
ok who's this mandy chick and why is she sitting in blazer's office like she owns it Also where is blazer I haven't seen her in a week
>>558822794Don't you go asking questions if you ain't ready for the answers >:(
NEVER!!!
N E V E REVER
oh jesus chrsit almightyi'm drunk like an animalgood night /sdn/ i love you faggots
>>558826819<3
>>558826819gnite son
Courtney huffing Robert’s shoes
Courtney licking Robert’s face
Imagine the sex
>>558832216With whom?
>>558832305Imagine
>>558833609>elf earsFlambae would be a funny elf. Banned from the forest for burning trees. Forced to live among lesser humans like Bobert.
>>558833636
https://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2027475619638898916
>>558837432lol what are the others doing?
>>558837432>>558837593>>558838474these are actually pretty nice
https://twitter.com/FemtoExMachina/status/2027481783554490876kek is this BBjeet
>>558838474Lol
>>558839857I thought he was from Oklahoma?
I see your boogie man is still on the tip of your tongue. Thinking about me and imagining me behind every cornerI am every Twitter post that you don't like. I am every Blazerfag you don't like. Beware!
BBjeet is an idea, not a person
Season 2 doko
SEASON 2 DOKO
domestic shit with Mandy
>>558842474>>558843347Would you a season 2 if we could pilot mecha man 2.0 like titan fall or mechwarrior complete with interchangable 1st/3rd person fov? They just added that. Everything else Season 1 is still there game mechanics-wise.
>>558844506that'd be pretty hard to do considering everything is prerendered
>>558845080Yeah, they'd have to make a completely different game at that rate. Although I really wouldn't be opposed to spin offs exploring each hero with a title that has appropriate gameplay for action and combat.
>>558846343>Prism spinoff>you just permanently blind everybody or split into an army of yourself all ganging up on a guy and beating him up>there's a game segment where you do a dance game ala DDRHoes not depressed. She doesn't have to take her meds.
>>558849207>>558850770Bob bob doesn't smoke
Doko
>>558851393He could.https://youtu.be/okXEdyA1YQM?si=RbhZbyvJHLrJoBqb&t=145
>>558849207Ein and beef would totally get along.
>>558853320>YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT. (Chase carrying beef because beef is getting fatter)>SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY... (It's Phenomaman in a farmer's outfit with cowboy boots and ten gallon hat)>SEE YOU, COWGIRL, SOMEDAY, SOMEWHERE! (Visi wearing nothing but Ed's getup)>LIFE IS BUT A DREAM... (Prism in Faye's bikini sunbathing)Superhero Bebop Network.
>>558855901
>>558856143did they get married in an elevator?
>>558855901>>558855901>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqxWUhFQWD4Kinda busy with my girlfriend. I'm sure Blazer can take care of herself just fine. She's a big girl.
>>558856356How else are they going to have aggressive elevator honeymoon sex if not in an elevator?
>>558856546He’s got such a nice waist
>>558856847>someone opens the elevator>visi goes invisible>robert just standing there with his pants down and dick in his hand
>>558857021Very grabable.
>>558856761then why does she keep hearing mandy moaning from robert's apartment?
>>558857396Threesome duh.
>>558855901I'd rather be doing her.
Do her, for her
>>558860561Do her, and her.
>>558860914I know courtney would be down for a threesome but you'd have to convince mandy to do itmaybe with enough alcohol in her system
>>558860561I might just do that.
>>558861324The way she was holding her hand at the end? I don't think that she needs that much convincing. I'm more worried about Courtney, she's the jealous type. Just remember her reaction after pic related.
The biggest plot twist of the game was finding out the corporate superhero company didn’t have any hidden nefarious purposes
>>558861435>
>>558861438It's refreshing to have a superhero comedy not try to subvert your expectations or deconstruct the genre and instead just be pure and upfront about itself for onceIn fact, it's more of a workplace comedy than a proper capeshit, the superhero stuff is more so just the setting. SDN might very well be morally ambiguous but it doesn't matter because that's outside the scope of the story they're telling
>>558861873>cut to season 2>SDN is revealed to be run by greedy white rich man bad Trump supporter>they patented the Mecha Man suit and now own it because it was build using SDN resources>Robert can't do shit because he signed some bs contract or whatever>Shroud was right all along, he was just misunderstood>Mandy isn't actually a secret white supremacist>Robert's dad was Soldier Boy tier asshole that fucked bitches and those nights that he left Robert home alone? He went to orgies.>Robert being white straight male in the year of 2023+3 is brought up a lot, and he's an incompetent joke that needs strong independent women to solve his problems>Phenomaman went full Plutonian
>>558862580Saar!
SAAAAAR
Galen seems chill, as long as he doesn't smell too bad that's among the better seats, I'll just read on my own anyway
>>558861508What was this expression meant to convey?
>>558861508Visi then declared it her life mission to make Robert make this face in bed
4 months later and I'm still obsessed goodnight /sdn/
>>558863495Goodnight!
>>558863323>That bitch was a gusher
What pic should we use for #50? I'm thinking pic related
>>558864157Gotta be something special with the whole cast. None of that single waifu or fujo slop.
https://youtu.be/F4gL1jDd3xkRobert's lawn chair
>>558864229I agree.
>>558864157Submit your ideas to this post.
>>558864157>>558864703
>>558864847Gotta be something cheerful, like a party, celebration or something.
>>558864986
>>558864703
>>558864157This because it's over. It is over, owari da, no more dispatch threads. It's over.
>>558865867That is the least buff phenomaman I've seen so far...
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>558869598Classic /SDN/.
>>558871720SNAKE??SNAKE???SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!!!!!!
>>558871727yeah she's really hot and cute
>>558872998Golem is the fucking best, man.
>>558874182Golem should look retarded too.
>>558874315
>>558874547>staggering 3INT in total
>>558872695She's perfect
>>558875830Why would Robert wrap his dick in his own favorite flavor?
>>558874547Why does Z-Team have so many retards on their roster? We got Visi, Golem, Punch Up, Flambae, Malevola, shit even my boys P-Man and Waterboy are tards.Is it because they're criminals, or them being criminals is a byproduct of low intelligence?Shit, even Prism who's notoriously built for INT and CHA starts with 2.Only Coupe and Sonar break the mold and escape the bottom of the pit only to end up as midwits on the scale.
>>558876841So he can taste it on her lips after they're done
>>558876925Criminals are usually retardsWatch any police bodycam channel
>tfw 1 INT with no ability to improve it
Only on my last playthrough have I noticed that P-Man tosses Punch Up in the air in the ending.
Guys... I found this note on the side of my SDN terminal... is it true? The rumor come out? For real, for real?
>P9Grim. Wake up, you fucks.
Anyone who doesn't believe that #50 needs to be the last thread is delusional.
>>558886529Nah it should be 55. Dubs.
Never give up
Btw Jews and Mutts bombed Iran again.
>>558887102I'm not.
>>558887138>Disclaimer: SDN does not cover incidents outside the Los Angeles area
>>558887138Everyone should want to see Iran turned into something better. The Iranian/Persian people have suffered too long under a theocratic regime.
I wish Robert would just molest me already
>>558887468Chad...
>>558887349>they let 9/11 happen
Robert is sensitive.
>>558887721It was a canon event
Unshowered depressed Robert sex hnng
You like black girls, /sdn/?
>>558889556>And this is my beautiful wife, Alice>Yes I am a Neo Nazi, why do you ask?
>>558889914>Yes I am a Neo Nazi, why do you ask?Jesus Christ, Herman...
>>558887349WHY DO THEY KEEP LETTING HIM DO PRESS RELEASES
>>558890006HE COULD SELL SNOWBALLS TO AN ESKIMO
>>558890309HERMAN, STOP!
>>558889556Coupé is hotter than Blazer, and nothing can convince me otherwise
>>558891407Coupe
Shoving snowballs up Flambae’s ass
>>558892008They’d belt before they got near his ass
Would you fold?
THE SAILORS SAY MANDYYOU'RE A FINE GIRL(YOU'RE A FINE GIRL)WHAT A GOOD WIFE YOU WOULD BE(SUCH A FINE GIRL)YEAH YOUR EYES COULD STEAL A SAILOR FROM THE SEAI'm in the mood to write again
>>558893670forgot the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVx8L7a3MuE
>>558893670>white
Courtney is the type of girl who steals your semen and threatens to impregnate herself if you break up with her
>>558893936Hot.
>>558893936Good thing I don’t have to worry about that, as she only has eyes for Robert
>>558893936Would Courtney be a good mother?
>>558893670Mandy wears a braided chainMade of finest silver from the north of spainA locket that bears the name of the man that Mandy lovedHe came on a summers day bringing gifts from far away
>>558894920She either wouldn't know what to do, or on the contrary, would try as best as she could to provide her kid with what she never had herself in her childhood I guess.
>>558897257Don’t do it, don’t fucking give that kid a cigarette…
>>558895056Mandy serving me brandy
>>558893936cute
>>558886529>>558886801We're ending it on #50. Unless we won't, then we are ending it on #55 for dubs. If some idiots makes #56, then it would only be appropriate to reach #60 to round it up nicely. Then it's over. Unless someone makes #61, then we will have to make it to #66 for dubs again. God forbid someone makes #67, because then it will be absolutely mandatory to reach #69.
>>558889452Courtney...
>>558898130
>>558898130You said 69
>>558898130Six…Seven?
>>558889914>>558890006>>558890309>Niggas am I right, Waterboy?
I'm so fucking tired bros... I'm tired of the endless cycle of it being over and then it being back.But I just can't let go... I can't. I will be hoping until S2 comes out.
We're ending it at #88 for in honor of Waterboy and Blazer.
>>558898587It's never going to end.
>>558897462>Relax... she's the one I bum-ed it from.
>>558898805>Courtney, why the fuck is our 8 year old smoking?
As long as our fujo guardian remains we will remain
>>558898805That's what my mother used to do. She stole my Richmonds when she smoked all of her own cigs.Even though she hated the smell and the taste of Richmonds.
>>558898537I feel like there are very few of us left here but we are all so autistic and reluctant to let it go that we are willing to do this for who knows how much longer. The issue is that Dispatch itself was just flavour of the month and the fixation is long gone for the majority of people, less fan content appears day by day, and soon we may be forced to repost the same shit over and over again.
>>558899146>soon we may be forced to repost the same shit over and over againIsn't that's what we've been doing for the past 2 months?
>>558898963Where is he anyway? There's a noticeable dip in fujo content over the last few threads we've had.
>>558898130we're ending on 100
As long as fujo, hopium, and visiholics are here, /SDN/ will remain alive. In the form of lying on a hospital bed under life support, but alive.
>Previously on Dispatch Season 1:>Villain Visi Ending"If I can't defeat Mecha Man then I have no other choice but to fuck him..."
>>558899573We have to get something before #100, right? Right?
>>558899728hot
>>558899665>In the form of lying on a hospital bed under life support, but alive.
>>558899293Mostly yeah, but new fanarts are being posted every thread, occasionally something about fanfic updates. But over time there will be less and less of it. We could use more OCfags.
>>558899741season 2 will be out before we get to 100 at this rate
>>558898963>"You're welcome."
>>558899728>Meanwhile, in the Hero Visi ending:
>>558900016That's good, yes?
>>558899728>It's simple. We, uh, fuck the Mecha Man.
>>558900069>still having sex dreams about Robert while Mandy enjoys the real thingthat's rough buddy
>>558898942>Relax, Robert. It's just one of those novelty toy cigs that puff out steam. I'll switch her to candy cigarettes tomorrow.
>>558900291
What different catchphrases would a talking Blonde Blazer doll say if you squeezed her?
At this pace, we're gonna hit image bump faster than that one time...
>>558900218>Tell me, Mecha Man... do you breed?>You will.
>>558900850This >>558898459
>>558900850https://files.catbox.moe/cnt5eu.mp3the corniest corporate sponsored shit imaginable because everyone knows SDN will be the one to market the plushies
>>558900291>Punished Visi>A woman denied her Mecha Dick
>>558900615Left side made me laugh, that's very cute
It's time for another playthrough... god. I'm gonna burn myself out.Mandy, I'm coming and going back into your arms.
>>558900615>tfw your new dispatcher is too dumb to pick up how much you want to fuck him
>This isn't the last you've seen of me... "Mecha Man".>I'll be on my back.
>>558901310>why are we still here?>just to suffer?
Courtney tying Robert to a bed, lifting up his shirt, and giving him a pink belly. Many slaps!
>>558902076Imagine how bouncy Robert’s dad bod belly is
>>558899429They appear to be nocturnal. I usually see them active late at night. In my time zone anyway.
>>558899146I am 100% leaving at 50 unless there's a Broken Things update, in which case I might check in and see if there's a thread still running. Otherwise, I'm good, seeing the same shit posted for eternity gets old
>>558902278You are a quitter. Sad! Do you see heroin addicts quitting heroin? No. You don’t.
>>558899429>>558902207Fujohours should begin in like a hour/hour and a half from what I observed.
>>558901772>Wait, did you just say you'd be back? Or you'd be ON your back?.. I'm getting mixed signals here.
>>558902278Waah waah I'm gonna quit. You sound like Courtney back on the playground that one time.
>>558902742He isn’t aware that he makes his own destiny
>>558902207>They appear to be nocturnalThe fujo is literally a hamster?
>>558903021He doesn't fuck the stars? KWAB
>>558904032He’s burnt shit
>>558899429>>558902207>>558902372>>558903289I’m here. Just been lurking for a while as I’m running errands. Plus I have been trying to not post too many images to avoid reaching the image bump limit. That and there seems to be discourse about Flambert on other sites. On Tumblr and Twitter in particular, people are harping on and on about why they’re toxic to ship. So fewer artists have been posting them like they used to.
>>558904864>fujocommunity goes through a crisis the struggles that /SDN/ has no idea about
>>558904864>when you’re so woke that you have to ruin the fujo ships
>>558904864since when has that stopped any fujo
>>558905247>>558905283>>558905874It’s ridiculous as always. I’m sure artists that have taken a step back are just tired of the bitching. Which is a shame though plenty are ignoring the whining. This isn’t relevant but it’s funny how here people are more or less indifferent to Flambert, save a few. Yet on the official Dispatch subreddit, there will be mass downvoting and complaints over sharing said fanart. And once more people saying the ship is toxic.
>>558906117Toxic? Yeah he has a cool dick.
>>558906659It’s perfect.
>>558904864>>558906117Invisimech was going through this too when the final episodes dropped, that's why a separate subreddit for it was created, because people were sperging when it was posted on the main one. The reason was, of course, that Visi is a literal rapist, abuser, murderer, villain, and a war criminal, so Invisimech is toxic and problematic and wrong.
>>558906659>>558906948
>>558907107Something that REALLY don’t help Invisimech was all the fucking video essays dropping at the same time telling you you’re a bad person if you romanced Visi
>>558716607Why didnt invsabitch just give mecha man his battery back? I cant see any reason for her to keep it unless she was trying to steal the suit. also why was she going for the suit with the battery, without robert, if she was intending to help him?
>>558901576I should be going for all achievements but for the life of me I can never go on the no romance path or bring myself to cheat on Mandy
Jesus Christ, I just imagined what would happen if Flambae was actually a romance option in the game, and Blazer would end up being less popular than not only Visi but also him.
>>5589076422 INT1 CHA
>>558907746Now imagine how the stats would look if Malevola was romance-able
>>558907776
>>558907746You really think so? I doubt even if practically every fujo and men who are attracted to men would play purely for him. Flambae would be any higher than Blazer in the stat polls. Look at the Valentines card contest. She still made it out on top. Albeit Erin did rally the people.
>>558754210NiggaStien have you finished your synthetic watermelon?
>>558758485This is the exact moment i vowed to ruin that bat fucks life.
>>558907642In her 2INT reasoning, if Robert didn't get the Pulse, then Shroud wouldn't go after him, and even if he did, he woulnd't get it. As for her presence in the workshop, I assume that she planned to switch the prototype in the suit for the real one and give the prototype to Shroud to fuck him over maybe? The writing in ep 7&8 is messy and there's plenty of plotholes and inconsistencies.
>>558904864>That and there seems to be discourse about Flambert on other sites. On Tumblr and Twitter in particular, people are harping on and on about why they’re toxic to ship. So fewer artists have been posting them like they used to.>toxic to ship Uhhhhhhhhhhhh- toxic relationships are not tho??? Are modern fujos even real fujos? I don’t remember fujos being such pussies. The fujos in my high school were shipping literal father son incest for fuck’s sake. Now i want more Flambae+Toxic
>>558907945Got damn some dumb bastards but she out does them all.
>>558909197toxic relationships are hot* tho Also violent sex is apparently a very kinky thing in the gay community; although I wouldn’t know I’m not gay
>>558908443Not giving robert the pulse would obviously result in shroud getting him easily because hes suitless. Hence why they made soup out his ribs. Ill chalk it up to poor writing.
>>558909197>>558909360Are you a woman
>>558909287you know Flambae is technically even dumber than her
>>558909578So anyone into Flambae is straight up gumping it?
>>558909529Shroud didn't care about Robert, he didn't need or want to kill him, he just wanted the Pulse. So if Robert didn't have the Pulse, Shroud would have no reason to go after him. Visi didn't expect that Robert will go to the villain bar and get captured.
>>558909536Yes
>>558891407
women don't use 4chan
>>558910125>>>/jp/50703121
>>558909743Gumping it?
Flambae isn’t stupid. That’s just game mechanics. No basis in reality. Shut up.
>>558891407She's not getting back with you Colm
>>558910461yeah ok flambae
>>558910018Are you white?
>>558909945Even shourd with all his predictions couldnt fathom why someone who claims to care about robert would remove their means of defending themselves. Its like taking the bullets out of someones gun while their enemy is gunning for them. Also still doesnt explain why she went for roberts suit with the pulse but without robert. She planned to steal the whole suit from the begininng. Its the only end result that makes sense.
>>5589104618 fingered hands type this post
>>558910602Yes
>>558910764Shame
>>558910386Yeah gumping its a term derived from the forest gump movie. That girl with aids banged the main reatard. Hence the term gumpin. Meaning someone who willing sleeps with lower intelligent people.
>>558910630At the time she had the Pulse, Robert was not in danger from Shroud, so he wouldn't need the mech. >Also still doesnt explain why she went for roberts suit with the pulse but without robert. Well like I said, my theory is that she planned to switch the prototype in the suit for the real one.
>using stats to determine smarts This nearly brought ruin to the elden ring general
>>558910937Well even though i disagree i appreciate your input/time none the less, so thank you. Those fuckers on steam wouldnt even humor the question.
>>558911082Visi is a dung eater
>>558910764Tits?
>>558911082And another thing about stats. in the dinner scene Blazer claims Phenomaman was faster but when you unlock blazer in game she has a higher agility than him.
>>558911423He's depressed. Give him some slack.
>>558911423Depression slowed him down
>>558911262No
>>558911608Yup, he's a man. And a fag.
>>558911594>>558911556Oh. Yeah. well shit that changes everything.
>>558910630
Flambae isn’t *traditionally* smart
>>558911805Your words and pictures have moved me.
>>558911243Nah she’s a Demi-human
>>558911865He's not even street smart. He needs an advice from a sentient pile of jewish dirt to rizz up a man.
>>558911556>>558911594I imagine not-depressed phenomaman is a nat 10 in combat mobility and vigor (still has 1 int) but he's on his depressed arc so naturally he can't win a single fight that he would normally have no problem with
>>558911805leftist tier logic is what gets people killed >let’s hold hands everybody >still die
>>558912013Jewish dirt im gotta remember that one.
>>558912218Got damn im shit at typing.
>>558912003Hey uh, what’s that supposed to mean? Are you saying that because she’s BROWN, she’s not a full human?
>>558912487I’m saying she chimps out
>>558912487I thought she was yellow
Just realized we haven’t heard anything from drunk Courtneybro today
>>558912683He’s fine he’s just sleeping it off
>>558912683Maybe they are at the liquor store?
>>558912683hope he's sober...and not in the middle east
>>558912683He’s fiiiine
>>558910506I'm sorry you can't see the vision, good for me, bad for you
>>558912683I am one of the visiholics, just drinking my second 12% beer
>>558912683you never know what drunks are up to these days
>>558912683To be fair, I'm one of the Visiholics, I just haven't updated very much. I'm also one of our resident ficwriters, trying to scounge up inspiration whenever I drink. Time to pour another glass of Jack Daniels
>>558913167>>558913313Kek, this timing is almost comical
I don’t drink beer I just smoke weed. You all sound depressed. I’m just mellow, ok.
>>558913748Not really depressed, I just like to drink because it feels good
dispatch spring break episode releasing tomorrow I can feel it in my bones
>>558913748I drink and smoke 2 packs a day. I'm not surviving to S2.
I don't drink or smoke because I'm already high on life
We're slowing down again. Let's pick up the pace and make it to #50 today, while most of us are here.
Why don’t you all just NOT drink or smoke?Are you stupid?
>>558914771don't tell me what to do
>>558914097you being a blazer-glazer as well as a well adjusted member of society is a cruel irony
>>558914771It's over (again (again (again (again))))
>>558914838I am a reflection of my tastes
>>558913914Wish flambae would zip a little lower…
>>558914978WE are not giving up on those threads until season 2!
>>558914792Experiencing life includes experiencing its bounty
Season 1 has Robert start in a shitty empty studio apartment aloneSeries finale will have Robert woken up by his kid in a furnished house and his wife sleeping beside himWe're all gonna make it bros
>>558915242I bet it smells funny in there
>>558914792Yes.You don't know where you are?
>>558914792I bet you're a 20s something kid still high on life and thinking everything will be good
>>558914978for real this time(real (real))
>>558915058>Wish flambae would zip a little lower…There's actually a censored version of that pic believe it or not, with Flambe being fully ziped>>558915050aren't we all...
Quick poll but how old are we here?>18-21: babies>22-27: zoom zooms>28-35: uncs>35+: senior citizens.
>>558915731Do I count at senior citizen if I turn 36 this october?
>>558915702Boooo
>>558915469More like life already sucks so why make it worse?
>>558915792You already are, gramps.
>>558915731An unc here
>>558915792>>558915859>>558915731Flambae is 36 btw
>>558915731I just turned thirty =\
>>558915983He's 36 in 2023, so he'd be 35 or 36 in 2026.
So, what now? Orgy time?
>>558915731unc
>>558915983My sixteen year old self (I’m a 23yo hyper bottom now) would have spread his ass cheeks for much older men, tbqh. >>558916064You couldn’t handle me.
>>558916054I mean 38 or 39*
>>558916054>He's 36 in 2023, so he'd be 35 or 36 in 2026.What...Did you put all your stats into CBT or something?
>>558916064https://youtube.com/shorts/M6hEENOmcr8?si=LF-_WngkvnVu_PnU
>>558916180>>558916191I mean 37 or 38, forgive me, I'm a drunk Visikek unc with 6 beers and about 0.3 liters of Scotch in me
>>558916140>My sixteen year old self (I’m a 23yo hyper bottom now) would have spread his ass cheeks for much older men>*Royd's voice* Bruuuuuuhhhh!
>>558916140This guy definitely got molested as a kid
>Flambae's old enough to have been a soldier in Taliban during the invasion of Afghanistan
>>558916654History books won’t tell you this, but Flambae’s the reason why America lost
>Robert's childhood: eating twinkies and chilling with Chase>Chad's childhood: setting up IEDs on the side of the road
Flambae is old enough to have been the result of a USSR soldier raping an Afghan woman, think about that
>>558916140Are you the guy whose friend sucked off his PE teacher?
>>558916951>Invisigal’s childhoodhttps://youtu.be/pitp3CEPkhI?si=8dwQ0IzO7s0zGAF0
>>558917054Canon. AdCucks can't deny it. Otherwise they wouldn't have made him be born during that time.Holy based, Niggerman...
what are you guys talking about
>>558917270>Punch Up's childhood:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvwf7ik3MwU
>>558916518Nah I knew what I wanted from a very young age>>558917069Yes
>>558917368People don’t think about much when Robert blows them
>>558917478>Yes>>558916140>My sixteen year old self (I’m a 23yo hyper bottom now) would have spread his ass cheeks for much older men, tbqh.I'm starting to think that that friend of yours was actually you.
>>558917654I knew a lot of very kinky boys my same age range ok
>>558917719Sure you did, you were one of them! Slut.
There’s a lot of dick donut enjoyers here today
Straight Christian parents will pretend teenagers don’t have horny thoughts until the exact moment they turn eighteen kek
>Bobert, deh mic haz prety red light
>>558918127This job isn’t for you, Courtney
>>558918127Oh my fucking god, Courtney not again... YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD ON SDN COMMS! THEY'RE RECORDED!
>>558918306>I got this lieutenant dan
