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Love sona players! Give your support a kiss!!!
>>558854212I like this image.
literally just matchmaked to make me mad. to run my patience through the grinder fuck you FUCK YOU.
>>558792503>EXPECTS A 0-5 LATEGAME CHAMPION TO """""HELP"" XIMTHIS IS YOUR AVERAGE JUNGLEBRAIN BTW
Soraka my cute wife!
every support should play sona.their boobs would grow.their brains turn off.all they can hear is the song that will help them carry their teammates.
I think if you play Karma then you should have things happen to you like the light turning red right before you get close enough to get through the intersection with reasonable safety
>>558854652and when this one is banned, you get to do it all over again
fuck you sunshine
I'm done playing this cancerous gameI'm done with vgs I'm done with discordfuck you, You specificallyand fuck me, me especially
reminder that Nami is soft
Karma is very appropriately named and quite tongue-in-cheek. Riot knows that their forced-50 hinges a great deal on pivotal yet simplistic roles like Jungle and Support. Roles that, in terms of general preference and popularity, nobody wants to play. When a random locks in Karma, you get what's coming to you. According to the algorithm, anyway.
>retards on the team keep facechecking stuff and getting gangbanged while completely isolatedHow do these people not forget to breathe
Yone!
>>558854827Nah bro if that 0/5 Kayle just came they could have turned it araund broIts not my fault i started a retarded fight over crab its the teammates fault for not helping me
>>558856314scuttle crab and void grubs are the new iq tests of the season. If you cannot count, you will lose and set your team back if not lose the entire game. It's just like atakhan, but more insidious because the kill threat is not as obvious as an objective that kills everyone.
>>558855030so true sis
tf is mutli seasons emerald. dogshit player getting carried by all 4 of us. ashe put in a lot of work tho.evens a few moreodds nope.
>>558856983dogshit TFs are a diamond dozen. I see them all the time. I'm really convinced TrueSkillN is proactively reevaluating the sea of emerald players that autopiloted throughout the years and that's why you see elos of all colors in games now.good night.
Can someone explain to me how is yone not considered op?
Kidnap your support and feed them hrt!!!
>>558857417yone is op
>>558857417Yone is broken in all ranks especially high and low
>>558857417Because people who play katana wielding characters are 80 iq retards and make the champ look balanced.
theres too much stupid shit in this game for one ban to be enough
>>558857703Everyone should have 20 bans to ban every champ they hate playing against(or were mentally conditioned to hate by youtubers and reddit like Mel) and then once everyone bans every champ everyone hates we could have a soulful match where we all play as minions because theres no champions left to pick
starting the day with a win, lets go
>>558858030Are you the fabled sorakaposter?
kaisa karma gwen lux
>>558858175No
>>558858175Soraka poster doesnt post screenshots he posts stuff like "fishe butte is soft but goat horn in hard" with a soraka picture attached
This is your adc for the day, say something nice!
>>558858495they deserve love. please hug them. please, they haven't reached toplane i hope. there still hope. i beg you
do you think yoomuu's into eclipse could be a good item core for jungle udyr?
>>558858495>INSPIRATION SECONDARY NIGGERLMFAOOOOOOO THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES
i really hope they wipe israel off the mapbest yunara 1st item?
>>558858175Nah, I'm not that good.
>>558854212Lesbian "sex" isn't a thing so she would still be a virgin afterwards.
>>558859258Wrong because karma is a futa with a fat gock
>>558858781Israel pretty much controlls every goverment besides some shithole arab nations and owns every billionaire.Whos going to wipe it off the map exactly?Kraken Slayer
>>558859314Actually Karma is sitting on Irelias lap in the pic so Irelia would have to be the one with the gock
>my jungler starts hard flaming me>start soft inting while acting positive>jump in to int and die>actually get a 1000g shutdown>splitpush to int and die>actually get 1000g of tower plates>mfw we won the gamesoft inting is just playing the game correctly
>its another low elo retard locking in khazix and I dont dodge episodewhy do I do this to myself
>>558857905well said
>>558860098I paid the price btw
I dominated on support and nobody told me I was a good girl
if the "rising star" icon is an indication that the player is a fast climber and their visual indicator rank simply hasnt caught up to their actual rank yet (and thus they are in the appropriate elo)then why are the "rising star" players consistently gapped in their lane and clearly out of their depth?
>>558860404TLDR ranked matchmaking is intentionally a joke.
>>558860098i stayed in a game with a zed topneedless to say I deserved the result
>>558860404Because whether you're a rising star or not riot matchmaking is still rigged. If your account is flagged to be a rage querer than whether your teammates have a decent w/l is irrelevant. The fact that they're in your game means statistically they're more likely to lose than not because the system was designed for them to lose that game. Your hidden mmr, your win loss ratio, none of it is nearly as important as the tags that riots EOMM algorithm has flagged on your accounts backend profile. The only way to consistently win and not be intentionally fucked over is to never queue after losing to games in a row for the rest of the day, and never spend money or buy rp unless you're on a multi game win streak.Also god I want to lick her pits.
How big is the difference between emerald and diamond? I just hit emerald for the first time so I'd like to know how much better do I need to be
>>558860404why is she everywhere?
>>558860346Cute dumb slut begging for praise
>>558860801>d4Not too much>d2/d1All masters players either decayed or in losers queue, so a lot
lck in hong kong on now
when do i roam as a support? I'm filled and have no idea how ot play the role
no one knows mein kampf
>>558860098Ya if you're below like high emerald if your jungle locks in Graves rengar kha or talon you need to just immediately dodgeThey will NOT do anything useful
>>558861053How do you zoom out so far in the replay viewer?
>>558861308you need to have an option in the settings ticked to be able to unlock the camera and then the key binding is ctrl shift z to unlock/lock it
>>558860881she won gold for team usa figure skating at the winter olympics and she a cute
>>558861789kys
>>558860946Look at the wave states in the lanesLook what objectives are upthere's also a bunch more variables to take into consideration but cba, just look up a youtube video
>>558860946wait for your adc to die once and then just leave, it doesnt matter what you do. just run around until stuff happens around you
>>558860946most obvious is when ur adc recalls or dies but u still have hp+mana and their mid is pushed up or your jgl is going for an invade
>>558862079>>558862373>>558862424we lost, this role is boring as fuck.
>>558860890Thanks babe my boobs grew 3 sizes from this (You)
i've given up on playing yone until i get to diamond again. unplayable in these lower elos where every dogshit gold inflated retard goes 0/5 in the first 10 minutes
>>558860737The thing is it's not even false. If you win too much the system adjusts the matchmaking because you have to prove you are not a smurf or something, so your games actually do get worse once you are in win streak.
>>558863478i thought he would be good in low elo because the game is guaranteed to go to 30+ minutes where you can 1v9
>>558860898so that's why they call d2 the beginning of high elo. Thanks
>>558863901this dogshit season is way too hectic. you can't just sit afk until you're completely scaled. and yone isn't a 1v9 champ. he's good in a sidelane, he can do a lot in teamfights, but if you have no setup or your team is so behind they're just getting absolutely shredded on the map, you can't do anything as him. he's not a champ where you can just sit next to them and babysit them either, he needs to be doing something in a side. it's not feasible
>>558864125is that why he's like 49%wr on average in pisslo?
gm lolg
>>558864303good morning!
>>558864219no he's been 47% winrate across all elos for the longest time (literally 2 years) cuz he's genuinely a dogshit champ. this latest q buff has felt really nice though and now he's around 48% at all ranks so it's getting a bit better. if you play him mid he has an ok build that doesn't require bork so that's nice too
yone is a bad champion because his items dont build hp in the bigger hp bar wins video game. its that simple.
>Yone>weaklol
Yone has low winrate because that champ attracts legitimate lobotomites to it not because its weak.
assassintrannies will say yone is strong and their champs are weak
yone can be powerful but hes kind of >1v1 me broin champ form where if you fuck with him one on one he'll probably kill you while lifestealing and shielding a shitton but in a teamfight or if you gang up on him hes pretty fucked
>assassins>weaklol
lolgas a jungler how do i fix an issue ive been having where upon dragon spawn i only have a certain amount of time before my camps respawn and im forced to go away (at which point im sure that the enemy jungler will take advantage of my absence and steal the dragon)do i attack the dragon and simply try to force the issue?even if I try to take the typical advice into account like>wait for lane prio in mid or botthe way laners behave can be so unpredictable I may just be there hitting the dragon alone until the enemy jungler comes and takes advantage of my low hp, stealing the dragonwhat to do
should i get another monitor so i can watch shit while queueing?
>>558865383a second monitor is mandatory nowadays
>>5588653832nd monitor makes league a lot more fun because you don't have to stew in your own rage when a game is over, you can just soft int while watching yt/movie/etc
>>558865519>>558865546i use an ultrawide monitor so idk where i can put another one, my desk is kinda small
>>558865640>i use an ultrawide monitorWell that was a stupid fucking purchase wasn't it? Lmao
>>558865640I have an oled 1440p 360hz and my secondary is some shitty va 1080p
Anyone up for some normals or mayhems or anything? Ganymede#star
>>558865061maybe invade top side so you get something for the dragon. If you are pathing bot you should be done with your 2nd full clear around the time dragon spawns
>>558865061IF YOU HAVE TO ASK WHATEVER DUMBASS QUESTION YOU TYPED HERE, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T DO THE DRAGON OR EVEN BOTHER HOVERING AROUND THE DRAGONIT'S ACTUALLY BECAUSE OF EITHER ONE OR ALL OF THESE THINGS THAT YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO ADMIT BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN EGO:1. YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE GONNA LOSE 1V1 WITH A DRAGON HITTING YOU OR WITHOUT. 2. YOU CANNOT DEAL WITH ENEMY MIDLANENIGGER ROTATING TO YOU3. YOU CANNOT 1V2NOTICE HOW THE WORD """TEAMMATES"" IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND IN MY LIL CHECKLIST. YES, IT'S SOLOQUEUE ASSUME THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS ALONE PLAYING WITH HUMAN GARBAGE. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN. EITHER FULLCLEAR OR LOOK FOR AN INVADE/GANK WHEN XIR IS ON TOP OF THE DRAGON.
What's up with euw emerald matchamking? I just got out of a lobby where 2 jungle mains got filled mid and top. I (also a jungle main) got filled support a game before that
>>558866096sent
>>558866379sorry, I was impatient and got into one, I'll add you once I'm out of it
ganymede is mine, fuck off
>>558866356forgot pic
>>558866258I asked grok to summarize your really long response, heres what it said>If you're dumb enough to question contesting Dragon, you can't win 1v1s against it, handle mid rotations, or 1v2—soloqueue means no teammates, so full clear or invade/gank when enemy jungler is topside.thanks grok!
>>558866474I HAVE AN EVEN SHORTER SUMMARY ---> DON'T QUEUE JG THANK ME LATER ^_^
>>558865061just ward it and walk awayshow up if your team wants to fight itif not then just clearmaxx and play for top dive/invade/trap or something
>>558866474Ignore the all caps guy, he has the worst takes on the game and it's all shitposts.
>>558867085fat retarded freak
lmao, dude with post numer 558867217 is barking at every webm
is there a way to hide the stupid objective vote thing
Am I in the wrong here?Yi already inted my lane once and I'd been trying to back for 3 waves already? https://litter.catbox.moe/pi3doby7ywfc1hmx.webm
New player here. I recently got into lol after watching way too many zwag videos and wanting live out that power fantasy his videos are all about. Anyways I watched a bunch of new player guides, swiped to unlock a few characters, and just procrastinated, and when I finally got into a real match... against bots... it was fucking awful. Just fucking moving is a nightmare, having to do 50 micro clicks just to hit one asshole while juggling the distance between you and a tower shot is fucking obnoxious. I was playing top as mundo and was pitted against a bot keenan I the little fucker just kept letting me with shurikens with pin point accuracy the moment I was in range and outside of landing the occasional saw I mostly felt hopeless and got slaughtered, and I also wasn't that tanky despite being a "tank". I also had no idea what to do when he was near tower. Is this the normal new player experience? Should I just spam bot matches and it'll all "click" eventually? So far I've had more fun doing literally everything league related but actually playing the game.
My toxic trait is being unable to play passive, and I will run it down forcing plays out of boredom...>>558867365https://runeforge.dev/mods/6c349b3c-8683-47e4-b70a-45f5cb2f7b74
Nunu love
>>558857905>melNice try niggresslover67 but I came to hate playing against her all by myself, hope she gets gutted again
>>558867764Don't swipe for champs again that's silly they're cheap AF from just playing the game. Melee vs Ranged is always cancer to play.I've been playing for like 15 years now so idk how it feels to be new desu, but it's a steep learning curve. Basically your main goal is to last hit minions while staying out of his range, buy a magic resist item and some boots and then run the little rat fucker down. Yeah you have to click a shit load to play the game it's basically an RTS game where you need 100-400APMIt's really fun to win though it feels good to stomp some shitter
>>558867764>and I also wasn't that tanky despite being a "tank".mundo is a late game character, which means you need gold and exp. Early on mundo is not a champion. Also don't waste your money on champions. I'd play a few more of those bot games and jump into draft asap. You will lose a lot of games but it will force you to be better. Choose a role and a few simple champions that are played there. Focus on those and then you can learn other stuff
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
>"dude ranked is sooo rigged it's crazy here's my experience witg riot's RIGGED 50/50 system">"dude everyone HAS to play ranked if you don't waste at least 3 hours a day climbing to a gay and fake rank you're not real!"Why is a sizeable portion of lolg like this?
>>558867713Pretty good triple and no, you did pretty much everything the way I would've done it. You were low on mana and MF was low on HP and mana as well and Yi randomly walked into your lane to force a gank for nothing.>>558867764like the other anon said>>558867982yeah, there's a lot of clicking. The new player experience is going to be different for everyone because of it because people who've mostly played sports games or shooters in the past likely aren't used to clicking around so much as someone who, let's say, has played Warcraft 3 or SC2 in the past would be. You just have to keep at it until you pick up on it. It's a muscle memory thing and nobody even clicks around that much *willingly* - it just gets to a point where you start doing it without thinking because it's just so natural. That being said, though, if you aren't having fun, you aren't having fun. Don't force yourself to do something that just isn't clicking.
>>558868106I'm both of those guys btw
I enjoyed my win streak while it lasted
>>558868106because their self esteem is low and they don't want the prestige of their mediocre rank taken away from them by acknowledging the elephant in the room
>>558868106you have to understand, these 'people' entire self worth is their online ranking in league of legends. just pity them and move on, sweetie.
>win 4 games in a row today as rengar>in every game i int extremely hard in lane and then just play really passive and kill the adc and we wini wish there was a mode that was just the first 3 waves for toplane over and over so i could practice the part that mattered, im tired of losing to urgot..
How many of these do I need?
>>558868691There's like 3 more months of it to go so /shrug
>>558868593i think thats just the lane rengar experience. ur only play is to all-in coinflip lvl 1 with ignite
Anyone want to ARAM Mayhem? ID: SleepyTroll420#NA1
>>558869517Ezreal and Seraphine
>>558869152i feel like its the opposite whenever i play, lvl 1 is a clownshow where for some reason the enemy wants to coinflip and if no one dies rengar just wins because he heals his entire hp bar after every tradewhenever i see high elo rengars their laner is traumatized level 1 and wont go near a bush but mine flash ignite and run you down
>>558861068Only because top and support will completely refuse to pick an initiator, so you end up on a team full of squishies with no CC and then all blame jungle because that's tradition at this point.
>>558869517Pyke
dead on arrival
>>558867764>My toxic trait is being unable to play passive, and I will run it down forcing plays out of boredom...THAT'S NOT A TOXIC TRAIT, THAT'S A CHAD TRAIT. LET THEM KNOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb4dRE6kAZk
>>558870273theyre gonna fuck up and make her ap only with a bit of gunblade sprinkled in
How good is Poppy support?
dawg
>>558870532really didnt wanna give any money to the teams huh
>>558870532
>>558870417shyvana update looks coolskins look a bit shite
>>558870625i wanna pet that dawg
>>558870625ugly
>>558870824ToT
>>558870417I can't believe after all this wait, the Shyvana rework is upon us, and it looks GOOD.Like, what's the monkey paw gonna be?
>>558870918>Like, what's the monkey paw gonna be?45%wr across all elos because she's cancer annoying to play against most likely
>>558870918removed fun q mechanics is what, no more aoe crit shit or double crit or sundered sky double crit with full crit damage or whatever she has
they made a poppy playtime skin for blitzcrank, lolg.
>>558870467she's an extremely good pocket pick vs engagers like Naut, Rell, Thresh etc and teams with lots of dashesstruggles against anti-engagers and enchanters like Renata, Taric, Braum, Janna etcextremely flexible in playstyle due to her kit and the fact that she can buy pretty much any itemand her ult is very good for securing objectives (ult the enemy jungle away to secure it)Poppy is overall a very very good champ.
>>558870443either august or endstep said that they want to lean into AD bruiser with some hybrid aspect(some ap ratios) and not AP because it's shit
>>558871135still not gonna have proper attacks/on hit stuff
>>558870532dont get how this nigress get skins when shes not even popular
should i?
>>558860881Because she got fucked by the elites on Epsteins island when she was a kid so now being astroturfed as their part of the deal
>>558871105Thoughts on Poppy mid?
any1 norms or mayhem euw?
>>558870417the demacian stuff's fine but the warhound thing is boring
I have masters MMR in my main account and meanwhile on smurf i'm hardstuck emerald with 70 games so far. This place is genuinely fucking hell. Theres should be an exception to allow verbal toxicity in emerald games. This place is hell. Actually subhumans who feed everygame and say they "dont care" and "its just a game bro" while playing everyday for 7+ years on the same rank without improving at all. Genuinely hang yourself if youre in this elo, I straight up dont consider you human if youre emerald. Even a lower elo is fine but this rank is the final product of israel propaganda to create an army of pedophiles that are addicted to play this game everyday all while pretending they dont care. Fucking kill yourself if youre in this rank. This shit is fucking hell. Subhumans motherfucker. ingame of course
>>558871495no, just wait for her updated skins and splash to look like and then think about buying it, they might completely butcher it or make it decent, this will also be against all her legacy skins, my bet is that the ironscale one will be her best and it's also legacy so it'd be best to buy that than this, etc.
>>558873374I am emerald 4 and proud
it is just a game tho, nigga you aint going pro lmao
>>558873374I just hit emerald 4 80 Lp. Every game is a circus. I won every game (besides one game where I was autofilled) but these are the worst games I've ever played. I had less retarded normal games
>>558871105>>558870467I think Poppy is not good against Naut and can curb stomp all of the enchanters you listed. Poppy can be a really versatile support, the problem is that if you have a shit matchup you cannot do anything in lane. I prefer to go tank unless I know my adc can kill and then I go hail of blades
not very impressive i know but the great escape...
I don't like the new Shyvana.
I like the new Shyvana.
I would a Lillia
But you wouldn't a fish right
>>558870625>all warwick skins are sharing the same low quality baseriot is never going to update warwick again so i'm waiting for a five hunny skin
>>558874832I would. And don't try to stop me.
>>558870625freaky ass Naafiri
>>558874532I think new Shyv is hotter personally
Briar won
>558874981they made naafiri look like a briars dog
>>558873716Is Emerald that bad of a ELO to be?
>>558875089It's the worst bullshit I've ever experienced. I've been stuck emerald 4 mmr for like 50 games and nothing I do matters the players are retarded they don't care they int, they flame, they don't want to get better, and they have massive egos
Is Naafiri really that popular to get so many skins?
>>558875181>nothing I do matterspost gameplay.
sunshine groom me pls :3
>>558875089I just hit E3, my yone was 5/11 arguing with 8/4 yorick (he was the only one playing) the entire game, they refused to group for objectves. My adc asol just stood there while me and our support (feedlsticks) were fighting 2v3 and we almost won the fight. I won that game but holly shit. I;m like 90% wr (since I hit e4 last night) but trust me it's not fun
>>558877005he did gave me a good suck doe
>>558870824are they going for a mascot horror thing with this?
The middle east server shen climb might be canceled
>>558877505astaghfirullah…
>>558877543Gesundheit
you know that one bug where league disables your alt tab at random time? just reach for the settings and make it windowed and then back to full. the bug reset
I'm having a ton of fun with blitzcrank mid/top.Building this for spamming pulls to cuck teamfights, am I a retard?
>>558878515yeah
Is Naafiri better in jungle now?
What are some tuff league of legends mom,moments?
>it's another case of bot feeding the enemy CaitlynI'm beginning to hate botlane players.
Shyvana's big gauntlets looked stupid anyway
IT'S FUCKING OVER.
>>558879218What'd you do?
>>558879218what did blud say?
>>558873374I'm emerald because I don't play enough games in a season to go beyond that. So I truly do not care. Emerald is just the retirement for old high elos so the quality of games varies the most there as diamond+ automatically decays you to emerald. That 2nd aspect alone has to be one of the main factors.
>>558873374>masters mmr on maijn account meanwhile my smurf is hardstuck emeraldyou realize that just means you don't belong in masters lol
You wouldn't a fish.
Who do you think is the absolute best lay in LOL?
>>558879217The silhouette looks generic now.
>>558879274I inted>>558879290Not much
>play enchanter>make your Yunara, Ashe or Jinx look good in teamfights>they get fed and think they can 1v9>try to fight without their enchanter next to them>instantly feed 1v3There's a double edge to this support life, botlaners don't know why they are winning
NAH BUT MEIN TEAM WONT TANK TURRET WHILE I 1V9 UNDER IT XDDDD gg faggoteam!
>>558879585I would an octopus
Seems fair
>>558878237i really really really hate all the focus stealing built into the launcher and the game itself. all that bothersome retard wrangling to prevent afks and people still afk or disconnect.and there's no way to fight it, as far as I know. even disabling focus stealing through regedits doesnt work.
what language is this lmao my jinx is 13/1
>>558878930I played her a bit, she's good
>>558880198that's just an adc moment and will happen regardless of your special snowflake pick you special person you
>>558880648spanish
>>558880738thank you, it reads funny
Is it possible to have a non-smurf Vayne that doesnt play like their uncle touches them? that doesn't play for minute 50?
>>558880380THAT octopus?
>>558881178THE ONE AND ONLY
Xerath player getting stabbed IRL (as an example)
an example of what
shyv looking good in the little gameplay snip.warhounds line looks alrightseason pass skins look meh for the most partCould be marginally less bleak, if not for the fact that shyvana will get her ass gaped by the balance team if she's any good
Odds streamEvens rimworld
>>558880731nah man, you can see the moment when an adc gets too big for their breeches. from beta cuck to delusional moid
>>558881893where's the stream
imagine complaining about xerath players of all things
>>558881839I'd gape Shyvana's ass, iykwim.
>>558881952in an hour or so, i need to get chips and shower o algo
lets focus on the real problem: marksmen in ze top lane
Shyv's new ult looks way better, at leastI always hated her old transformation, the way she just awkwardly lurched forwardFlying into the air to breathe fire looks much better
>>558882076?
>>558882004Same, though. She's built to be turned into a well-fucked puddle after posturing as a dom all night.>>558882126Yeah, the new R look is way better.
>>558881839I wanna gape Shyvanas ass
I do not care what happens in your emerald+ games, I only care about my elo
There are no sentient beings in your elo tard. No one cares, not even you do (because you can't).
fun game feeding the adctho it got a bit deep at the end
>>558882246>She's built to be turned into a well-fucked puddle after posturing as a dom all night.Holy fucking shit yes, you get it.
>feeding the adc
>>558882481sneed
>>558882397You're goddamn right.
intentionally sneeding
>>558881238Great taste
>>558870417No Lux ASU, no care
>>558882791probably coming later with the new champ
Apparently you are supposed to go Guardian and Solstice Sleigh on Karma support
>>558882931says who
>>558882962Your whore mudda, that's who
>>558882347>yuumi
>>558882962
>>558883047you leave my mudda outta this you screw
>>558883096low % of picks means it is probably used for special cases like for example maybe against diana where they're ideally looking to engage into multiple champs, her usual pick should be summon aery
>>558883096notice the pickrateits people who know what they're doing and pick them for very specific situations where it would work inthat's what you should be paying attention to, not the winrates or numbers. adapt and consider different situations.
I love Lissandra!
>>558868106People who grind 500 or 1000 games a season but are hardstuck are more respectable than unranked idiots or people who retired from ranked 5 years ago. Yall love to comment on the game state from the sidelines.
>yallkysnt
>50 minute aram mayhem game because no one wants to endI'm gonna go end and type ggez in all chat
yea dude not ending mayhems to farm ppl in spawn for 10 mins instead sure is fun xddont end broooo omgg so crignee why you enddd you need aram LP bro???
It's back and forth you seething tranny
>>558883786it's not respectable to have no life
League of Legends is my life
>>558884204rank?
>>558883786People who retired from ranked 5 years ago are the most respectable. They ran the rat race and they saw through it.
Lost a game where we almost had the Nexus because Cassiopeia is a great champ and Malphite jungle is honest. Remember to thank Phreak!
weekend que taketh and weeked que... taketh
>>558883786Yep and we're the majority, sucks to suck bozo! Better queue up your 3 mandatory daily ranked games to stop your funny number from going down, hope your jungle isn't autofilled!
I just can't stop troll picking in low elo (plat)I should be actually practicing picks, but I just can't do ti
>>558883786TRVKE
>>558882347no shadowflame on aurora is trolling. and contrary to what you might think, that malzahar is shallow as fuck for saying something like that and probably a midwit at best
>check lolisports>T1 and HLE got raped by a random ass team and didn't make it to last stand
>>558884362>peak shitlow IV 1lp duoqueue 5 years ago>too scared to queue since>spam joke modes like normals and seethe at people who dont take them seriously I won the rat race
>>558884362Rats only live for 2-3 years.
>>558883786>unranked idiots
>turn on LEC stream>hear whistles blaring in the audiencewe 3rd world vuvuzelas now?
>>558886015yeah i guess thats why most people didnt honor her because she was struggling on her lane, i was just baffled by people who play this game have kids and shit, god the players are getting old
>>558885816
nah but my yangler still has cum stains left on him gg sucking dick before the game even starts this is a very special jungler gg
>>558886536
she wants it
norms/mayhem euw anyone>>558887008*ptoo*
>>558886614https://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/images/Vex_Original_P1_4.ogg
>>558870417Oh wow. Shy is actually still cute. Is Riot healing?
>>558887008pees on u
why would anyone want to play with lolg
>>558887118i think they made her ugly at first but just adjusted the model a bit like lightening up her skintone and changing her eye texture to be more than just an orange dot and probably making her face a bit more softer than angular, the "leaks" are probably done purposely by riot to get peoples feedback and unfuck their updates
>>558870918She's not easy to play, maybe. I mean no one has been playing her so far, so either she's too weak (not true) or too hard (more likely to be true)
Most of you niggas suck ass at this game, i'm just gonna say it.
>>558887254socialisation with likeminded people
>>558887350already knew that
Plappable purple pelvis pulverizer.>>558887254Some lolgs are cool. I feel like I take the game too seriously at all times to really be worth playing with, though.
>>558887254It's fun playing with friends, you should give it a try
>>558887334>I mean no one has been playing her so far,...because she's not out yet, not even on PBE?
>>558887432Eleven children with this dragon girl.
>>558887517Talking about the old shyvana, looks don't change anythingPeople will play the ugliest shit if it's broken/easy enough
>>558887508i have no friends or like minded people, not anymore.
>>558887660I don't see how that's our problem, make new ones or take your depressed ass elsewhere
>>558887258Yeah, I wonder if those "Leaks" were done by someone to put pressure on other people in Riot to make changes. Like what happened, why did Lebonk's feedback fail while Shy's didn't?
>>558887624Eleven for a start, for sure.
>>558887745because it's hardcoded into arcane.
>>558887823The in-game model looks like arcane, but the splash art ain't it bruv. Either way, it's another reason why the new lore SUUUUCKS, why couldn't they have just made the new look into a special arcane skin?
>>558887732one less potential friend sigh...
>>558887626Ah. Shyvana isn't really too hard to play, the issue is that she's too binary. You're either playing against a team that won't kite you, in which case you're a monster, or they can kite you, in which case you're irrelevant. This coupled with the fact that she's one of those "farm for 20 minutes then carry but offer no utility" junglers/tops means that actually maining her is too risky, at most she's a counterpick and even then there's better options for that same niche. And the AP build, well, last time I tried it (which was actually today in ARAM) I was surprised at how little damage I was doing, dunno if it got nerfed or what.
>>558887929because that's what they did to viktor to make it new an official>why didn't they do an og leblanc skin like they did with viktorbecause arcane hasn't released to desensitize players from the game to the arcane viewerthey had to change the splash to make it look like they "updated" it, her face does look more angular than before.
>>558887940The AP build (which is what I usually play) is heavily reliant on her ultimate (especially her E), shit does so much damage if you have at least 1-2 items
>>558887823Fuck Arcane, we need to fix it all.>>558887929Because is lazy and greedy.
>>558888143Idk why they made her face so angular, it looks fine in arcane (and in-game), bunch of weirdos at riot
>>558887059ty!>>558887207oh… wow… uh, ty..!
XDDD
>>558887350Yeah
>>558888389they made it angular because fortche made it angular, fortche is an animation company who does not even play riots games, these are the same people who gave warwick a human guerrilla face, the game and it's context is alien to them and there is no cross communication between riots lore/art department and the animation companythe only artspace that sort of respected riots original design were sixmorevodka who did the lor cards, but even back then people on this general were chimping out over their art there because it was too lgbtqa+ and were making the women unsexy or something, uwaaaaa leblanc isn't wearing a string bikini anymore, video gaming is over, califonia wonned or something
>>558885816Sex with Neeko!
imagine if riot wasnt kinda homeless and made another rune tree
>>558888727Her original in-game model did kind of make her look like a stripper, but as a gooner I approve. Too bad they went too far with de-sexifying her>lor cardsShe looks really hot in those, idk who'd complain about that
>>558888727Based fortiche ruining the game in ways Riot games could never think of
>>558888967what would be its theme
>>558888928how do you even a Neeko?
>odds were 60% KC/40% KOI even when KOI were ahead with a lategame compfreest money evernow time to waste it on Blue Archive
>>558887254Just don't since it's a general full of retards
>>558888983The people who complained about it were the same people who complained about Tali being too pretty in LoR. Unironically, it was the trannies.
Chudcels, it's time ttv gn__dra
>>558889232One anon was already mean I wont
>>558889246she is pretty
>>558889246You look like this
>>558888983her og ingame model needed to be updated regardless because she had the same idle post and animation as j4 which was due to the old lore of her disguising and ruling demacia as j4 but swain knew the truth or something but this is old shit so they had to get rid of it, though yes her old outfit despite it being sexy as fuck, would never be allowed in modern league, plus her having multiple belts and stuff wouldn't make sense, also it looked like oatmeal so it did needed it, her face needs to be fixed like crazy though they will never do it because leblanc is one of the loser women that makes 0 money in this game, quinn teir unprofitable despite having insane potential
>>558889350All her in-game models are pretty, but someone in Riot is pushing hard to make her art look ugly.
>>558889303>plays a women>thinks ANY female would ever blow himgay best friend material at best
>>558889659This is cope I'm a sona slut sexy moid and I'm gonna get a sexy girl pregnant
>>558888151Yeah no, I was playing it today and I was still wholly disappointed. I've played it before and a good ulted E could nuke most of a squishy's health bar, today I took a quarter at most. Really closer to a fifth. Could just be ARAM balancing, but still.
>>558889303swap adc/supp roles here, let me bethe adc and we have a duo :3
>>558889246No one hates pretty women more than other (ugly) women... and dudes that want to look like women>>558889481Yeah, but I hope sexy women make a comeback. It is looking good if recent indie games are any indication
>>558889826That explains why Tali still looks good in the game. They don't play her. Too bad for Lebonk.
I have sexy character fatigue
We really need a seraphine skin where she is Lizzo
I have zero faith in the Shyvana update but at least the dragon form looks cool.
>I have sexy character fatigue
>>558890363The Sexy Characters will continue until you change your mind.
hopefully the ap shyv gimmick dies with the rework, that shit was mega cringe
>>558890760by the looks of it she basically has the exact same kit as she did originally except it's a bit enhanced (fire breathing in the entrance creating a burning zone, fatter flame breath), she also doesn't look like a skeleton now so that's a plus>>558890863they said they wanted to focus her to become more bruiser with some ap ratios however favouring the ad bruiser build
>>558890363Too badShyvana cometh all the same>>558890760I mean, they already said they're basically changing nothing. She's gonna have all the same problems- and it sounds like they might've kept the same voice actor, which is cool.>>558890863iirc they're pretty much killing AP, and focusing her on AD bruiser/raidboss? I could be misremembering.
I miss her purple braids already
>>558890932Shyvana is ugly tho
why do I keep playing this dogshit game
since neeko can take shape of every champ - she's the only girl you need
>>558891027because you're a fat loser with nothing else to do
I guess Magma is down for now. I'm thinking the next Drawpile theme should be Star Guardain/Modern Magcial theme
>>558891084Do you think she gets a cock when she transforms into a boy and could she get someone pregnant? She's a bit like a seahorse
>>558891018Then your taste is as dogshit as the rest of your opinions.>>558890964I'll admit the blonde is growing on me.
>>558891237riots greatest shill
>>558889103Missionary taking both of her holes one after the other while she wraps her tail around your leg in ecstasy>inb4 lesbian lizardno she’s fuckin not
>>558891293Nope, just Shyvana's. Love me dragon girls.
>>558891237How could you be attracted to that when sona and lux exist?
>>558891140this is the final for this monthnot sure when were starting the next one, i have made a canvas for it
>>558890767Quit posting sexy images
>>558891379>SonaMute with no personality to speak of>LuxThe most annoying, forced champion on planet fucking earth
>>558880680Do you play here like an assassin or bruiser?
>>558891649>Muh woman personality No woman has that real life isn't a Steven King novel
>>558891423Nice work!
>>558891423Thanks, I forgot to save it before the site went down. I'll make the next one next weekend.
>>558891815>Anon has no standards and has never interacted with a woman in his lifeMany such cases.
>>558891879i've made the next one with the bigger canvas, link should be in the chat
>>558890932>She's gonna have all the same problemsthe problems were her AP builds being way superior due to the scaling they had. They're improving her bruiser aspect by enhancing some abilities and tweaking the numbers
Kalista is my trollpick so when we go into game and my team looks me up they can see that it's a guaranteed loss BUT I'm actually get good at her so I think I need to find a new trollpick
>>558891891Wrong
>>558891815Women only care for status and money and how to best extract it from you. If a personality exists to achieve that she will have it.
>>558891954Someone else said it already, I think, but no. One of her main problems is her entire playstyle having the Udyr issue. While I'm very happy her AP build is hopefully being completely thrown out, her viability will probably depend on her W movespeed (assuming it's still on her W).
>>558891951Wut?
>>558892113this is what virgins think
>finally recover my LP at +20/-20 after a win streak>once again hit with win-lose-repeat
>>558892442>attack their sex haver status that will show themExtract these balls
>>558892616she would. if you had money.
>get filled jung>lose>get real mans lane (mid)>winsimple as
>>558892909why is your game in chinese
>>558892786*throws coins*
>>558892957actually its in colonized american stylized its a pretty good font try it some time
>No actual responseThat's what I thought. Anyways, gonna go back to slamming arams and ruining shyvana's abs by knocking her up. L8r
so... is it safe to say that league is "solved"...? 85% winrate in gm mmr is what only players who play this game all their life can achieve...
Oh hey. Nice.
Call me Jarvan because I'm gonna put babies inside that dragon.
Rate the dive>>558893108if qiyana didnt exist i mightve changed my name to shyvanasmilkman nglngl tbqhwy
>>558893324For your father (the king)?
>>558892431new ones been made: https://magma.com/d/ic7qIEWtEJ
>>558893108who are you replying to
>>558893324Amen.>>558893387Understandable. Qiqi's good too.Good dive also
>>558893387>Rate the diveunimpressive. bad execution. nothing interesting.
>>558892442no virgins (such as yourself) are much more likely to put females on a pedestal because they never interact with them enough to realize they are valueless
>>558893108Shy is a Dragon out in the streets but a princess in the sheets.
>>558893607oh yeah lets see paul allen do better
>>558893387I never played qiyana solid 7/10
>>558893684And unlike most princesses, she'll put in the work.
>>558891423i shouldn't have started on that vi cait heartthrob piece at the very last minute ughnext month will hopefully find some time and try something more ambitious, something more than scribbles... star guardian Shyvana.......
>>558893125whats this strat
I have shyvana fatigue before the rework has hit.
>>558893925>Star guardian shyvanaYou'll have my fucking life if you do it.
>>558893993Basically you have a challenger top laner and you enable them with two supports
>>558894012ok fine, I will post Briar again
>>558893925We all need to make SG Shy.>>558893880Yes, but now we need to put the buff girl in cute dresses.
>>558893993step 1. get a low paying dead end govt jobstep 2. chop off your cockstep 3. utilise the wages from your job to pay a challenger player to boost you, and your new tranny powers to spam /vg/
>2/8 shyvana skins ownedi did not invest
>>558892957You're not supposed to interact with this unique specimen either brother
>>558892113Even the lowest of hillibillies and lowelo surfers have egfs. You lack depth, empathy and have an undeveloped personality so relationships are purely transactional to you.
>>558894296at least one of them is cute (ironscale) and the other is her only legacy
>>558894229>Put her in cute dressesAgreed. As long as she's not fucking whitewashed again...
>>558893993Cry about everyone throwing your games only (when you're playing sera adc), then get a duo and funnel him, then brag about it on a mongolian basket weaving forum and deflect all criticism with "you're just jealous" or "riot rigged the matchmaking anyway" (which invalidates the bragging imo)Either way, stop replying to it
>>558894476>Whitewashed againWas she whitewasted?
>>558894417i am the product of what has been presented to me. Relationships were not transactional until demands from other start. you cast assumptions of my being. egfs are surrogate imitation.
>>558894676ntaidk about whitewashed but a lot of her skins really tone down the half dragon aspect and is more a generic white woman in a suit.Now that the visual update has a tail, I suppose the skins can't ignore the dragon aspect as much in the human form.
>>558894476>>558894676It is a fictional half dragon sworn to demacia.
>>558894676In like all of her skins, yeah. Her base skin's the only one where she stays purple.
GOD imagine how much more fun this game will be on VC.
>>558894992>>558895082My favorite skins for her is her Super Galaxy. I would like to see a tail on it.
>>558894229>We all need to make SG Shy.Yeah that could be fun to see different takes on her SG look!
Assassins is all I see in mid, every day I have to play against assassins. Bore them in lane by playing safe, they roam, get a double because bot never listens to pings, they autowin.
>>558895087Pictured: two enemies to gay lovers.
>8/8 Shyvana skinsI did invest in my dragon wife
>>558895357No, he literally said his "uncle couldn't stop him as a kid"
>>558895316you mad chuddy?
>>558895291Honestly, agreed.>>558895369BASED. I think one of the only ones I'm missing is Super Galaxy, unironically.
>>558854212Ew, it's woke trash
day 1 of waiting for nasus' wither to be made into AOE ability
>>558895404A threesome? It is getting hot for you now anon.
>>558895429You are so obnoxious.
>>558895298Making Embarrassed Shy, trying to lower her short skirts!
>>558895501many a magefag has echoed so
>>558895495Wasn't molested so I can't be attracted to men sadly
Never forget what Quinn did.
>>558894786Stop blaming society or your upbringing or parents you twat relationshps are not a one way commitment. If youre negative winrate in soloq then its time to self reflect instead of blaming it on a bad game >egfs are surrogate imitationthats a good way to put it
>>558895779Fail to hit on Shyvana, you mean?
>>558895628hot>>558895779you're giving me inspirations anon
>>558855774Give me one reason NOT to rape her.
>>558895779Damn shippers.
>>558895731That is why the uncle is there
>>558895779fuck off jeffrey
>>558895780i dont blame society or parents. transactional conclusion comes from primary evidence observed, your list of depth, empathy and personality erodes when exposed to how relationships end up.
>>558895628Cute...!!!
I just drank 200ml of vodka and a minute later I just had an amazing idea.A champ that heals minions.Hire me.
Holy fucking monster rape session with Lulu ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN #rape
Yike more like YIKES
>>558896524wasnt this a function that was reverted then brought back? then removed again, i think?
>>558896727that's some real 322 shit
>>558895316>noooo why doesnt the game reward being le smart and le patient???? WHY CANT I GO AFK AND WINNNNNN WHYYYYYmagoids...
>>558896524It's not fun? If Riot added every cancer mechanic they could think of they'd have put in denying from dota ages ago. Someone healing a minion that you're trying to clear is not fun for either side so it won't be added.
These Shyvana posts feels forced, artificial.Sona posts however, have a natural charm. Atleast I smile knowing a human is making those!
bring back qiyana posting
>>558895639No no, you are actually obnoxious.
>>558896948holy fucking truth nuked.
Most more qiyanna pls im gonna jerk it to her because of elyoya
>>558896948but it does
>>558897076There's a special kind of irony here when the overwhelming majority of Sona posts use either AI or AI-enhanced art
>>558897650Sonatrannies btfo
>win streak>every team playing the game trying to win or play for the win con>*script flips*>one lane hard losing on their own, inting top, jungle gap etc>lose streak>repeat
Post webms and a songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDErQ1KTzaI
who is this semen demon?
>>558897869Caedrel, some annoying fag
>>558896524Every time a minion buffing strat has been good, it's been nerfed to the dirt or outright removed, so it'll never happen
Anyone wanna play norms EUW?
>>558896524there was banner of command but they got rid of it because people did not like it, same with stuff like zzrot portali also have a vague recollection of karma being able to shield a minion and the shield would basically be enough for it to tank towers and remain full health but i'm unsure if that was a dream or not
*touches the anon seething about Sona every thread inappropriately*
https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0kjxGKgo
goddamn that 5 mans qiyana ulti makes my cock rocks hard i want to correct some bratty bronze skin brat right fuking now
>>558898284this image is totally inaccurate bro anons are much shorter and uglier than that
>>558897869Elyoyopyun
>mid is not full of assassins you are delusional>meanwhile my matchups are permanently against assassins and wind brothers>most mages I get are Malzahar, Veigar and Syndra and they are rareWhy are assassins players dishonest?
>>558898301bewitching Senna is objectively the hottest skin smdh
Jesus it feels like I've played 100 matches and I'm still level 21 aaaaaaaaaaaaaah let me ranked
>>558898491Senna doesn't have good skins because she looks like a niggress in every one
>>558898594TRUTHNUKE
>>558898594Yeah but she looks like a house negress in bewitching
>outperform laner 4 times>lose 3
XDDD!
>>558898487ahri is a mage
>>558898491>hottestthis is like debating the best danny devito fitsenna looks fucking ugly in all her skins my man
>naafiri in 4 out of 5 matchesMaybe I should start banninng this thing how the hell is it so popular
>>558898301Prestige TD, for meShe should be in my lap bouncing on it regardless of skin tho
>>558898404accurate hairstyle though
>>558898863point and click oneshot from distance (so incredibly easy to play), auto blocks skillshots with a low cd dash and invuln window (incredibly difficult to fuck up/die)
>>558898731Ahri is an assassin.
>>558898681lee is so fucking fun, can't wait for the buffs
R*ddit like Sennas new skin thoughever
>>558898731>>558898995Ahri is cute
>>558899123Literal dicksucking lips, as usual. Excellent.
>>558898363me too man me too
>>558899176
I'm gonna fucking piss down your niggalow throat
>>558899360Do that to kindred players and they might just cum
>>558898995>>558898487nonesense magoid babble as alwaysMeanwhile in the real world: literally 9 mages to like 2 assassin games in high diamond l0l, literally a mage infenstation
>>558898667dead riggoid game pay up the next skin
>>558899659nice winrate
>>558899659>Akshan>Akali>Zoe>magesThis is the power of NA Diamond.
>>558899659hahaaa six seven!!!! six seven lol
>>558900178Akshan is a mage, he casts more spells than TF or Lux does Akali is the most mage champion to ever exist all she does is poke poke poke with her little daggers and play under tower to scale to her powerspike thanos instant win items.I can see Zoe though I'll give you that one eubab
>>558898995Ahri is a burst mage with just good mobility, she cannot regularly 100-0 as most assassins do and is capable of just dealing damage at a safe range without needing to close the gap when most assassins are required to get close.
Ahri is a bust mage
>>558900569Assassins have mobility, target access and high burst damage, that's literally the traits every assassin shares.>AkshanHe is more of a marksman that plays stealth, mid is perfect for his broken team revive passive. While he lacks that assassin punch, he definitely has high mobility that makes him obnoxious to deal with. Also he is AD not AP.>AkaliI don't see her being a mage at all. She has enough range to poke with the daggers, but she still plays with target access and burst combo past lv6. Zed is very similar to that, they play poke until they have ult.>ZoeShe has everything for an assassin, like I said beforehand.
>>558901339sure about that?
Need Xayah duo...
>>558901420>Also he is AD not AP.babby you dont really think classes are based on arbritrary distinctions riot gives them right? akali and zoe are both ap sono.being a mage is about how you play the game.If you want to kite back, never flank fights, never build sweeping lens, never roam, constantly cast spells and you have waveclear, so long as 3/5 of these are true u are a mage. simple as.
Bot lane has died 16 (sixteen) times and my jungler has died 10 (ten) times. There is an unkillable swain bot.Please uninstall.
>>558901861>Riot making arbitrary distinctionsThe irony is that they made the game feel more homogeneous except for roles' agency. The older champs have more distinctions than the newer ones.
Which champions went to the island?
Senna support be kinda bussin when your ADC is 2400LP higher than your opponent10Q for joining the stream
>non agp girl champ with good waveclear that i can play in toplanemaybe theyve finally made a champ for me..
>>558903178udyrpedophile champ
>>558903304
>>558901861If you don't use magic, you're not a mage. That's not a Riot thing, it's literally what the word means
>>558903093some of the older champs have more of an icefrog design like ashe e or trynd being able to prep his crit (which is how all crits should work) or tf just being a weird champa lot of old characters have pretty normal designs just without a dash
>>558903178Luggs
>>558903178jax took annie there for a field trip but they didnt do anything and had sex after they got back
10 people in the match and not a SINGLe person banned malphite. Amazing.
I have no influence in my games whatsoever. I even try but the results seem lackluster more often than not, more so if the lane I'm tryin to help is already in a bad spot around min 5.>>558903847I somewhat prefer older champs because they are simple, all the focus goes to micro and macro. The tradeoff is that they don't really have that 'outplay move' other champs have, and require some mastery that has nothing to do with having million dashes.
>>558903741literally every league champ uses magic so no thats not true
>>558904230what about jax? he has lots of outplay potential, or ryze
where do you find upcoming buffs and nerfs? I don't have twitter
>it's another gigantic supp diff by an obvious smurfer who prob got shat on on their main*yawn*
It's over for KOI
>>558905208They only post them on Twitter and the only reposts you'll find are on the "forums" (Reddit, kek) You'll just have to wait for patch day to see it on the client
>>558904465ryze got reworked, he was the epitome point and click champ back when
>>558905467Oh right, esports
>6.5k down at 15 minswhat the fuck do you even do at this pointno ffing because this is a pro matchKOI has slightly better scaling but not enough to make up such a huge gold gap
>>558903430
>>558906251https://files.catbox.moe/0tj5f3.mp4
>>558905524doesnt he still have his ew point and click..
Caitlyn heightmogging Vi was the funniest thing Arcane did
>30d because I dont want to negotiate with my retarded nigger terrorist support syndralol
how come annie doesnt take ah boots if shes so reliant on flash
>>558893925>Jarvan gets his pelvis pulverized by that every nightIts not fair bros...
how do I duo with someone when Im bad and actually cursed for the last two days?I cant wish this fate on anyone ...
>>558907365I use my oldfag vilemaw icon
Are vg vs vg dead without taebak?
>>558907643Same but green hand from 2013
can someone redpill me on swiftplay? i have only like 20% winrate in that mode, somehow i get the dumbest bimbos in my team consistently. i'm plat in ranked, i also do well in swiftplay and all, but i still get stomped over and over. is it because the system thinks i'm the carry? the thing is, i play that mode to chill. but when i'm supposed to be the carry every match, then it's not that chill to be honest.kinda feels like socialsm and i'm supposed to be the work horse, but i refuse to cause i wanna chill.
>>558907713no someone else managed to do a vg run without him, i wanted to join but am busy
>>558907994oh nice, I didnt see anything past 2 days but maybe I missed it too
>>558907989Matchmaking for it seems even more fucked that draft, I'll get games in swiftplay where a masters/high diamond player or two will be laning against someone who isn't even 30 yet (and isnt a smurf)
>>558908063there was one yesterday i believe but only 1 round
>>558907989tryhard gamemode for people who are perma stuck at their rank
>Short range>No mobility>Only CC is some clunky gimmick>Doesnt do any more damage than the average mage does from 3x the range away without having to burn flash to try to kill someoneWhat is the point of this character besides being pedobaitAnnie rework when?
>>558907938I have the halloween 2013-ish icons. Or had. That account hasn't been used in over 10 years and apparently at some point someone got the password cuz it got permabanned while I wasn't using it.Such a shame.
>>558908180I see you never played against a good annie.
>play the game again after not playing for like 1-2 months>play Mayhem>first game my team throws by trying to camp their spawn instead of ending>second game my Viktor DCs for no reason 2 minutes in and never comes back
>>558908391>play joke mode>get mad about ityou shouldnt have come back desu
This game makes me want to hurt myself and I promised myself I would stop with that.
>>558908597You should play something relaxing to balance it out
>>558908597relax your bussy and play champs that are fun to you. this ranked chasing is the death of any kind of fun community.
>>558908597
how do i relax my bussy?
>>558909830>>558908845
>>558908695I doubt it's about rank chasing. A lot of people don't care about rank and still get extremely upset when their match is ruined by garbage teammates.
>>558870417Fuck everyone that says this looks good.Fuck riot, and fuck havanna
>>558907141Support syndra? I gotta try that shit sometime
>>558907365KeK. The summoner icons have different winrates.I wait for the math tardclass idiots to explain this
>>558911101I'd prefer to fuck shyvana
>>558908845Based
>>558908695Seconding >>558910990. It's not the grind to reach a certain rank, it's that SoloQ games' quality is garbage between scripted streaks and awful teams. It feels bad to be in the game and not even 10 minutes passed, that the jungler is camping a lane while the other is turbo-feeding. It fills you with a sense powerlessness that even if you don't play for the rank it's just awful to have. So bad that a win feels less like "We won!" and more like "Thank fucking goodness it's over...".
>>558911101Why are you getting this upset over a character you don't even play?
>>558912770You dont have to play a game to be a fan of it
>>558912209If you dont chase rank losses dont matter. it happens, youll always be gap(p)ed by better players ...
>>558912770Ahh i dont play shyvanna, retard
>>558911101sorry the game isnt for homosexuals like you
I dont know why im anoyed by a rework of a champ i dont play, faggot just knows.
>>558912209No point in even getting mad over it. I just alt tab and occasionally hit minions if im in a game that's 100% lost. You gotta also hit champs. The troll detection is pretty good now. if you havent hit a champ in like 5 mins it knows youre afking.
>>558914003if troll detection worked everyone below challenger would get banned
>>558914003You can go into window mode and attackmove on lanes. You can also blatantly afk jungle
>>558913296You're not playing for money. Neither of us are. So having a garbage experience matters more than rank. When your team is griefing and you're sitting there just feeling like shit then it's obviously not a good experience. Which, again, matters more than your rank.Unless you're a pro?
>>558914196It definitely works. I had a bad game and typed "fuck you i splitpush cya" and spent the game just toplane pushing cause I was Gwen and melt towers. Enemy team just aced them 4v5 (lol) and they pushed and won. we wouldnt win 5v5 anyway but yeah, i got a warning after that game for bad sportsmanship, despite pushing all the way to the inhib. so i think its related to hitting champs. >>558914262Good idea
>>558903178LeBlanc, she even had a "school" built for it.
clippies
did they fix mel?is she not a permaban anymore?
>>558916209shes not and wasnt if you werent braindead
>>558915598that healing is so insane. did you have that new omnivamp item or was that just ambessas base healing?
>>558894118>>558894493i wouldn't be duoing in gm and chally since top laners are more competent... it is humiliating playing with low master top laners... i do have to remind everyone even though i'm duoing i'm still doing better than my top laner at times... viper even said i did good...
>>558914481The team will ALWAYS be griefing some games. I forgot the percentage but I think its about 20 % of games where whatever you do simply doesnt matter for the result.Get used to it, stay cool.
>>558916209ignore the mel apologist, keep banning herno they did not fix her
>ace of spades ezreal
>>558916950>about 20 % of games where whatever you do simply doesnt matter for the result.how the fuck can you enjoy this knowing your 30mins of input means absolutely nothing?!
>>558916515just base lol
>>558913461I'm sorry that you're gay, but don't take it out on the 99% of league players that are straight
>>558915598>>558916515nothing impressive bout that clip, naut does 0 and fagboy was on no mana
play on weekend it will be funyour teammates won't all have opponent favored 500LP role gapssurely your support won't last pick morgana into samira pyke and get caught twice before 5 minutessurely your sololanes won't both go 1/5 while jungle is afk farmingthat would never happenweekend niggercattle queue is a conspiracy theory
I came to the conclusion I don't want to care about my rank anymore and want to play bot with a girlSo I think roping sounds ideal
>>558917715Morgana into pyke is fine though if you can cast dark shield fast enough, I don't see the problem
>>558917374lololololol
>lolg clipswhat a horrible day to have eyes
>>558917804she's squishy her players are bad (this is the important part it shows matchmaking is rigged) and samira windwalls her Q so shes useless
>>558918083>>558917532stfu
>>558917005chill, you'll cause a ragespamm about how every midlaner is brokenlike what did riot even think?a double as fast anivia stun, an undodgeable q poke that can do half your hp bar, followed by an insta pointclick oneshotand the biggest nigga wall ability in the game. fiora counterstrike from longrange just that it doesnt only stun but reflects everything while you can moveso fair. wow
>>558917715>play on weekend it will be funYou're never supposed to play ranked on the weekend...Weekends are for other games, TFT, Mayhem, Arena, etc...
if league of legends 2 isn't 3rd person, i dont think it's going to survive deadlock
>>558917801>bot gamesmy condolescence
>>558918083I love lolg clips
>>558918296I played deadlock and its pretty awful
>>558917294idk bro, thats just how it is. The numbers dont lie, but the 20 % are a thing I THINK I remember. Might be higher.
>>558918296the only time i remember that game even exists is when shitposts bring it up
>get a three losing lanes game, team goes 6-25 before ff 15>next lobby get a guy trying to lock in fizz support>dodgeheh nice try riot, no losers queue for me today
>>558918875"No fightin destiny" - Twisted "TF" Fate
>Low energy day>Got weed, but need even in the mood to get high>Tfw no femanon to cuddleLife is misery To be really desu here.. No league of legens for now...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaP6KgwbOvo&list=RDWq0H-1IuaY8&index=3Oof. maybe some iceacream with some sad soundtracks for the mood
It's really hard not to look down on teammates who somehow manage to reach double digit death numbers.
>>558917801The lane, botlane
>>558919641what if i have 50 kills
>>558919814People like you are the worst. You died 10 times with 50 kills?10x 1k gold shutdown.. mhmmkay? +assistgold and kill gold.You alone put our team behind roughly 15kgold.How much did killing inters give you? 100g per kill? You got 5k gold from your 50 kills.. wow
>>558919641this... as a sera otp idk when was the last time i reached 10+ deaths lol...
>>558920124retard
weekend game weekend shame.
>>558920413Calm down. I was just joking mostly, but if you think about it.. its not even that wrong, isnt it?Imagine that happening in oher games. Like you score 10 goals but let the enemy score 3 and then you lose because your goals were worth less.What a joke
>>558920551retard
lend me your retardedness lolg i will shoulder the extra chromosomes so that lolg can be healed
>>558920753you cant save lolg, there's no sense of community or integrity, everyone is here to boost their prestige or attentionwhore to the max
>Just found out Katarina was originally supposed to have blue hair instead of redWoah...This kinda changes everything...
>>558921084i will still take it all to give me another reason to end it all
>>558921085Katarina == Jinx !!!
>>558921084There i no sense of community because this is not a community website.People are here because they dont want to be part of a community
>>558921084TruthIm done asking if people want to play games lol. Feels like no one here is real
>>558921313doesn't matter the medium, 4chan in itself is a community thing, and vg>lolg is a branch of it, that's just your opinion but majority would feel different about that
>>558920124thats a good pointyou might be a genius anon
>>558917801I wish i was a girl. Life for them seems so easy.
>>558921387ign and server?I've been playing norms with lolgs almost everyday for the past week?
>>558921387It’s built this way: no communities, no lobbies, just an algorithm. It keeps you rolling the dice. one more game, one more weekend, one more year. Before you know it, a lifetime is gone, traded for a rank in a client that offers no real progress. It’s a trap designed to keep you hooked and going nowhere.
>>558921714if you looked exactly like Riven what would you do?
>>558921714You would hold the social upper hand. what will you do with your new found power?
how does anyone have fun playing amumu in this gameare they just slaves to the lp grind
>>558921842>>558921889Get married and have a family...
>>558921625No. A community requires people with different identitys as part of a group.WIth how everyone here has no identity and is anonymous by default it makes it the polar opposite of a community website.That doesnt change because you have the desperate need to belong somewhere os whatever your reason to treat this like a community website is.
>enemy picks karma>pokes like crazy, makes approaching dangerous and kills impossible>my supp picks karma>stands behind under tower all game, highlight if they manage to press Qwtf man
>>558921994>WIth how everyone here has no identity and is anonymousyou're living a lie, even the "bets" images that get posted, no one here is anonymous, especially considering each one of them adds each other to friendslist they never use, you need to start using your brain before you type
>>558921953This is the best answer, to me. I'd help you accomplish it if I could.>>558921387...anon, I hop into games with anons whenever they ask, unless I'm just truly not in the mood for league. I don't know what to tell you.
>>558922086People adding eachother and deciding to play with eachother doesnt mean that they are part of a community.And just because you know whos behind certain posts it doesnt mean that they are part of your community either.They are just not anonymous to you, but on this website they are still considered "anonymous" and not the name you give them.Their private discords arent part of their website
>>558921387Think I've asked a "prominent" lolg enjoyer about 5 times, weeks apart to join vgs, they never found the time. And they sat on my friendlist for months/years, a random redditor could add me and they'd probably contribute more than this cunt.
>>558921714That depends. I got treated like a trash reject for being a girl who liked video games back in school. The way I was pushed around and deceived by other kids, some I thought were my friends, left me scarred for life with trust issues and negative self esteem.Regardless of gender, if you are born in the wrong place and the wrong time you'll have a bad time. I'm pretty glad my sister is so young she didn't have to go through that.
>>558921953Building a family today is a gauntlet designed to break you at the finish line, where a single missing "requirement": be it a mortgage, a promotion, or a specific bank balance. It can reset years of effort to zero. The world leverages material aspirations as a preventative, tricking people into believing they need a perfect foundation before they can begin, only to find the goalposts move every time they get close.The cynical reality of vetting a partner in this environment is that many are looking for a finished product rather than a co-builder; you run the risk of never being good enough for someone who views a spouse as a milestone to be acquired rather than a human to grow with. To find optimistic hope you must filter for the rare individual who values character over credentials, understanding that the one more requirement trap is a lie. The most resilient couples are those brave enough to start with nothing, proving that the struggle isn't an obstacle to the goal, it is the very thing that makes the family unbreakable. Being Riven wont change this.
>>558916209Riot HAS to do something about this broken bitch there's literally nothing you can do to her it's so unfair! Actual freelo!
>>558922451sorry man, you have your own idea and nothing that I'll tell you will change your mind, no matter how wrong you are
Why is it so hard to find a duo though...
>>558922891finding a duo is the digital equivalent of the one more requirement trap: the matchmaker is literally designed to punish your progress if you aren't perfectly synchronized. It is difficult because you aren't just fighting the enemy, you're fighting a system that views your partnership as an unfair advantage.
Velkoz is fucking insufferable to play against. There, I said it. Hang all velkoz players
>>558923051Imagine losing to a giant eyeball with no legs
>>558922534>>558922647Not like the other girls!
>>558922534I wish I could hug you
>>558923291stop being a horny fag fishing for online brownies
>>558878237that has happened to me once or a few times and i don't know if it was a problem with league of legends or not. i restarted
i had a good game 20 minutes ago, aram mayhem as taliyah
tfw so ugly i scared the other girl to delete her post from the thread
>>558923968did she sniff it out over standard tcip or what? kill yourself delusional retard
>>558923283Back when I was a kid that's just the kind of treatment you got if you liked video games or other nerd shit in high school, my brothers got some shit for it too. It's not strictly about being a girl. Video games used to be a "kids hobby" to teens who were trying too hard to be adults.
>be 19>enjoy garen, darius, malphite, mundo>be 31>enjoy riven, fiora, camille, akaliif only I studied the blade instead of brooling when I had peak mechanics, I wonder how good I'd be...
>support picks teemo>cait is never blinded
>>558924398keep calling me retard it only makes me stronger
>>558921714You say that because you imagine yourself as a CUTE girl. If you were gender swapped you would be a fat ugly autist (but in XX chromo)
>>558924678you have become what 19 year old you hunted.
Started my saturday off like usual queued up as mid and picked my favorite champion Akali (weak this patch) feeling good when all of a sudden everything took a turn for the worst when a certain icon popped up on the opposing side of the draft... Mel Intifada.... I knew then the game was over but dodging was no longer an option under the new riot rules, especially at high elo (plat 3) where every point of LP is precious. I did my best to prepare myself, green secondaries and a dorans shield should be enough to survive the poke if I played safe, I'll forgo some last hits on the ranged if I can to conserve my hp, I'll let her push the wave into my turret and ask my jungler or support to punish her for overextending I told myself... but it didn't matter, her undodgeable q hit me for my hp bar level one, followed by an insta pointclick oneshot, there was nothing I could do... futility I walked back to lane, trying to clear my head and not get titled by this abominable design, just to be hit by a double as fast anivia stun, what was riot even thinking? Dead again. Her stacks was growing, her first item on the cusp of creation, I only had one chance to save this lane before it slipped out of my fingers, one last desperate level 6 all in to put me back at even, but then it hit me. Fiora counterstrike from longrange that just doesn't only stun but REFLECTS everything while she moves. So fair. Wow. By the time the game was over all nine other players in the lobby had reported me guaranteeing a week long ban from ranked and my penis had shrunk 3 inches leaving me a one inch microclitty. All because I wanted to pick a high skill champion instead of being a stat chasing metaslave like everyone else...
>>558924651As a kid you were seen lower for playing video games instead of sports, and who you associated with (nerds). Kids these days are lucky that fortnite and getting groomed on roblox is place to be.
>>558922534One of my old best friends was a real nerd girl, literally obsessed with like random ass fujo shit out of the 80s or so.One day when i walked here home because it was late there was some girls yelling fun at her, and after i asked her whats up it turned out she was bullied for her shit.She never really talked about it. Could always have come to us for help to get over with this shit (was really just a bunch of 16 year olds). To bad girls usually keep their shit to themselves.I can imagine
>>558922534This happened to a girl i know but becuz she was gay and retarded and fat and cringe and a furry instead
>>558925183For us it kinda depended. There was the coolkids videogames and the nerdshit.A girl that would act nerdy hyper popular, a real nerd girl bullied out of jealousy or soAnd the cool kid videogame for guys was like need for speed and gta
what can I build as ambessa to make an enemy caitlyn's life miserable
can you guys stop trauma dumping and post some thick yordles instead?
>lead damage>saved people's asses several times>shitton of kills and barely any deaths>good pinging, initiated winning teamfights that lead to victory>0 honornyo...
>>558926365Is this good?
>>558926614when you're 5 honors you're "safe good""inoffensively good"you were too good you made others insecure and mad about themselves so they showed their ego and denied saying thank you to a superior being
>>558925562I told my teacher about the stuff I had to endure once, she talked to the girls and nothing really happened. They just spread rumors and things got even worse and kids I didn't even know started picking on me. Eventually I just gave up. Other adults just said "you look so normal why would they bully you lol".A young person finds it hard to open up when they feel no one is going to take it seriously.>>558926365Are we talking fat thick, off model thick or hips and thigh thick.
>>558926842PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>558926674Anal with Lulu!
>>558926674>>558926842Keep doing gods work gentlemen
A girl told me I’d never make it. She was right. I’mUnranked with zero life, while they are still rotting in hardstuck Gold, treating +15 LP like a personality trait. Turns out Elo Hell is just life, sacrificing soul for a rank that doesn't matter, and I’m just scenery for everyone else’s main character moment. I didn't even quit, I just became the loading screen for everyone else's success and too broken to even hit 'Play Again'.
>>558926842>A young person finds it hard to open up when they feel no one is going to take it seriously.Ours they partially claimed that bullied kids were making shit up, send them to the school psychologist and they gave them amphetamines (ritalin/aderall) for the """adhd"""It was particulary cynical since everything they said was true.Reality is sometimes the most sarcastic joke
Holy shit Mel just hit 200% pick/ban in pro play Riot needed to put out a hotfix YESTERDAY
>>558927295Here's your buff bro
>>558927159Can anyone understand what this guy wrote?
>>558921714May i guess? You're about to become homeless because of your terrible lifedecisions and nobody wants to take you? Now you if you're a girl you would suddenly have an apartment. HRT arc when?
was shit talking a guy in aram today and he called me by my real name and told me "bye bye anon, im coming"
>>558927440Don't reply to that jeets chatgpt
>>558927440some self pity shit lmao. how much of the playerbase is in gold? 70%? 80%?including me but I dont winge about it, I pick champs Im having fun with
>>558927137>>558927117Remember to gently love your Lulu.
Anons check cnn Mel's winrate is now equal to Rengar mid what the hellys'ante something has to happen heads need to roll
>>558927630how about gently pounding that ass?
>>558901420>Zoe>mobilitythis is simply not truePortal Jump is not mobility, and knowing exactly where Zoe is going to be in one second is the basis of so many of her traditional counterpicksHer W is not mobility either, she can only get a Flash if an opponent gives it to her, and the tiny movespeed buff, while nice, is not even comparable to kind of mobility actual assassins haveZoe is a burst mage, not an assassin
Oh my goodness Mel just R on the ayatollah it was a freaking instakill through 99% MR there was nothing he could do
>>558927476no i live alone and have a pretty stable life.>>558924763Im fairly sure id be an ok looking one since im thin and people sometimes misgender me. My supervisor even asked if i was trans...>>558922534this didnt happen>>558922561im not reading all that
>>558927630>>558927762gentle cuddling and headpats for Lulu after using her purple butt like a toy!
>>558927487That is scary what did he mean by this
Mel just flew over my house D:
>>558927729>>558927938These anons need to be deal with...
Dopa just announced he's dropping TF because he can't keep with Mel and her reflect. End of an era...
>>558928056>>558927762>>558927630Mating press with Lulu!
>>558927440I asked grok to understand it. The user feels they have internalized a prophecy that they wouldn't make it. They are watching others even those they consider mediocre participate in life while they feel completely stalled, invisible, and unable to find the motivation to restart.
>>558926674>>558927630>>558927762>>558928056
>Best body in the game>Gigascales>Never nerfed or banned even when S+ 55% wr because almost 0 people truly hate playing against her or feel like she's unfair>Game's never truly over if she's on your team>Good neutral, rewards interaction with other team>Good for all skill levels, rewards support fundamentals>New build every seasonShe's just the best character in the game, and I want her to sit on me
Demacia just has all the best girls.
>>558927859I asked grok to make it tldr for you. Stop waiting for a "perfect" foundation. Modern success is a moving goalpost; find a co-builder, not a buyer. The strongest families are forged in the struggle of starting with nothing, not by meeting a checklist.
>>558928306Completely untrue
please stop with the porn. i am going insane. i dont want to imagine disappointing a yordle
>>558928449...then just imagine satisfying one, instead?
>>558928173>>558928350ask grok to write a short essay on the nature of lolg
Why is Vex's ult just... completely opposite to everything else she does? Literally everything else in her kit just screams "Don't get close to me" and then you've got this weird ass suicide bomber reset mega dash.
>>558928350idk what any of this means. I play adc. I right click.
>>558928591>Short range Q only a sure hit up close>Short range W with shield>E that takes longer to go off the further away you areAre you fucking retarded?
>>558928634cute adc player
The year is 202X. Every game is now decided by a coinflip pre-draft deciding which team gets to pick Mel. NA has won their first ever worlds by using claudeai to sweep through the population selecting men who've never walked under a ladder, had a black cat cross them, or broken a mirror.
>>558928723>>Short range Q only a sure hit up closeSounds like you are the retard.>>Short range W with shieldWow, yeah, a skill that, when combined with her passive, just yells "Get the fuck away from me".>>E that takes longer to go off the further away you areAlmost every ranged skill in the game takes longer to go off the further away you are.Except Xerath's.
>>558928634>I right clickpic unrel?
>>558928231Fat
>>558928724we should kiss...
>>558928491i CAN'T
>>558928591Vex does actually want to be close to people, just on her terms
>>558928973you can. you just have to get out of the headspace of 'can't' and get IN to the headspace of 'can't YET'.
>>558928915n-no! i use my passive to last hit!
>>558928115>>558928182
>>558928945I might not be who you think I am..
>>558928568To fit the vibe of a general thread like /lolg/, here is a succinct list that captures its core identity:-Rank Elitism: Constant mockery of "hardstuck" players and the delusion that rank equals worth.System Cynicism: Deep distrust of the "rigged" MMR system and "shady" matchmaking.-The Pro-Scene Cycle: A repetitive loop of "doomposting" during international tournaments like MSI and Worlds.-Anti-Reddit Identity: Defining the thread by being the raw, "unfiltered" opposite of mainstream communities.-Champion Obsession: Intense debates over champion "waifus" and "hate-trains" for overloaded kits.-NPC Mentality: A shared feeling of being background scenery in a game that’s designed to keep you addictedand for waifu tier list 1 to 10 : Briar, Gwen, Seraphine, Aurora, Irelia, Kaisa, Camille, Ahri, Lillia, Lux
stop flirting in MY general
Briar won again
>>558929187how many threads did you show it to make it come to this conclusion?>>558929273hmmmmNyo, I don't think I will
>>558929187No way is Seraphine third.
My sona added me and sent me this
>>558929187Thoughts on Mel?
>>558929389Disgusting, warn before sending vomit inducting browns.
>>558929052ok i willl
>>558913567Cringe auntfucker
>>558929273It's the only way i get to flirt...
>>558929149you're..my sis..
>>558929705I am.. nyot..
>>558929389not attractive like id rather fuck a boy no homo tho
>>558929807what kind of boy?
>>558928231>*dies to a sneeze*
>>558928231>pubes
Being bronze is suffering. It takes over 5 minutes to find a match (and I often end up cancelling since it's taking so long for fear of getting auto filled so repeat) and people dodge lobbies almost every time.
The riot MMO is never coming out is it? Do I really have to start playing ffxiv?
>>558930693MMOs are dead you have to cling to the remnants of a MUD from 2001, korean skinner boxes or accept inferior non-MMOs such as the riot MMO.
how to satisfy a yordle? not just lewd, i meant in every way. quick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>558930693GW3 got announced for maybe in 1-2 years. The mmo genre is dead, forget about it. This will be the only new mmo that might be worth a shit.I tried final fantasy and got to lvl 10 and had to wit because the combat system anoyed me so much, maybe if you dont care to much it might be your thing
>>558930693mmos have to come back first
>>558930693id like the riot mmo to be a good wow successor but I fear it will be like lost ark and filled with grind plus microtransactions (also not the wow perspective but more likely diablo/lost ark style perspective)
>>558931186>another wow killer attempt
>>558930693ffxiv gave me AGP