Previous: >>559097726>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/Timeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
I get incredibly hard whenever a clubmate flirts with me...
>I HAD to trim xyzfuck off tranny and vandalize another gacha OP
Post discord
fusu
>>559113346Please be in Mambo
/uma/hjong is recruiting! Post ID or apply with /uma/ in your profile. 12 million fan quota. Just complete your daily borrow runs. Don't flatline!Optional Dickscord
>Eden has another top 20 clubHow do we stop the Eden menace?
Uma&Co is recruiting a new dacchi! Chill A+ quota and let danchou know if you need to flatline. Leave your id here or send an invite
>>559113132Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe) (formerly Bricked) (formerly Unbricked) is recruiting. We have a few open spots, so reply with your ID if you're interested or apply with /uma/ in your profile. Just don’t disappear for 5 days without a heads-up. (20m/month quota)
This thread will be better
global is already big enough to have it's own OP to be honest >inb4 divegrassI hope that faggot hanged himself desu
>>559113352carrot
>>559113132Can you fags stop vandalizing the OP for one fucking day
>>559113414Can i stay in my club but join the cord to play jong with you...?
>>559113434we're working on it
cybros? cygames is still just planning their counterattack right?our cygenerous could not be so weak as to lose to sweepy right?
>>559113464It wont
>>559113142Danchou doesn’t love this one…
This thread will be worse
>>559113389I'm in a rival club
>>559113617
>>559113548Nyope sorry
>>559113414The discord is for mahjonging, right?Right?
Who finna erp with me
WITH THIS TREASUREI SUMMONDIVINE DISCORD SEA REDDIT AVATAR POSTER
>>559113132stop fucking up the OP
Lmao. What the fuck is Everlast?
I wanna goon to uma
Now that Unity is almost over.What was the worst gaslight you fell for?
>>559113703Aiieeee
Why is everyone talking about ERP and social media apps
>>559113668Fuck off, Autis/uma/fag
>>559113639>I could've removed a random period>Instead I'll remove an entire fucking news sectionlmao trany
Most subtle VF raid
>>559113132>previous thread was attempted troll OP image >this thread was a forced /uma/ vs /umajp/ faggotryAnd here I thought we couldn't get worse today
Taking in the /v/tourist was a mistakeThey don't respect the culture, schizo post, and now they vandalized the OP
>>559113830Bricked started it
>>559113817Sweepers
>>559113719Nyooo don't do it! You're going to get groomed into playing mahjong!
>>559113589Nature looks like she’d taste like a Cherry Starburst
>>559113938Report it then and make a new thread, come on
>>559113938Honestly so tiring combined with all these discord bullshit
imagine being the trainer who sees their trainee peak in their junior year>your trainee wins hopeful stakes>utterly flops afterwards
I'm kind of looking forward to MANT. Every normal run can produce great parents and fanfarming happens naturally.. I know it gets old and annoying fast, but it's still nice to get away from Aoharu, create new rank PBs for every distance in your team and have something new.Also, it's the last time we have the normal rating system with G-SS ranks. Once every stat goes beyond UG, uma profiles look more bland. That's just my autism though.
>>559113885Wrong one
>>559113989it was uma&co
>>559113893Who fucking cares about the JP news anyway.You can read the /umaJP/ OP for that.>>559113986Global rule #13
>>559114051your moms uma&coshut up
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mnn4RZFmg8oYou guys catch the latest stream?
>>559114008At least you're not even denying it
>>559113824Rice shower power card being good gaslit me so hard I almost believed the earth was flat too
>>559113824
>>559113830Enterprise Resource Planning? My favorite one is SAP.
>>559114128I want to taste your mom's uma&co
Should the prez be treating her trainer like this? What example does this set.
>>559113986Bwo we can't blame everything on /v/. They're an easy scapegoat but the shitposter problem is internal
>>559114109I care retard, I wanna know whats coming
>>559113824You CANNOT play Unity without Riko
bricked is the attentionfag club always posting the namechanges and starting all the club drama. truely the new mambo
>>559113462fuck off and disband
>>559113824Not sure if it counts as "fell for", but I read some retard saying that unity training skills are chosen from Uma's skill pool, checked it myself to be sure that it's not how it actually works, then forgot about it and made like 5 horses thinking that I need shit cards to get skills I want from unity explosions.
>>559113824not really a gaslight but i tricked myself into using 0LB riko over 3LB tazuna for most of the scenario
>>559114036Rice wouldn't act like this.
Okay I'm biting the schizo's bait. If janny deletes this then so be it at least I tried>>559114331>>559114331>>559114331
>castrated the jp junkextremely based, and those who don't agree should go to the fucking JP THREAD
>Movie release>Negro umas>Clubcords/uma/ will not survive a fourth fiasco
>>559114378Well now there's three threads, which one will survive I wonder?
>>559114378Can we fucking not
>>559114378Least obvious schizo falsefag
>>559114160>>559114157I never used stamina cards for the entire duration of unity cup thanks to Rice powerr. Rice+Hishiama was enough, who needs guts.
>>559114378Stop creating threads. There are 3 already.
>threadwarsok im gonna go away for a bitsort it out
>>559114160>>559114157Same. and I didn't even realize it at the time. I used her for AWHILE. Now I don't use her at all, and she's my only MLB SSR that isn't welfare. If I'd known then what I know now, I'd have my own harikitte ikou instead
>>559113668Damn...
>>559113824I used 2 pals, but it really only worked on medium+ umas. My impression of it was a "highlander" deck that would result in a balanced spread. I did get a couple of those 1200/1200/1200 umas, but they've been long deleted
>Whining about the OP in 2026
>>559113414482501642913Please don't make hanchan quotas too
>>559114509>If I'd known then what I know now, I'd have my own harikitte ikou instead
If you complain about the OP you don't belong here
I love randomly jobbing to Taiki Shuttles with half my speed and strength on careers where losing one single race means bricking yourself out of a stacked secret event
I want VF to leave.
>>559114589Suck my seed-swollen nards
>>559114378>>559114286Bravo retards.
>jpfags want 2 generals dedicated to their mental illnessYou can't make this shit up
>>559114580don't worry, umanon. I won Sag plat even without a Kitasan. but I have to work much harder than those with one
Can you useless faggots be useful for once and give me a groundwork seiun with some dirt sparks.
i bet bricked did this
So first Ryanfag shovels a bunch of crap into the OP (you really put a SPECULATED date in your """News""" section?), then jprager uses this as an excuse to gouge out portions of the OP that have been there since the beginning?...And you guys still moved to this thread?
oh nyo they deleted the news section i'm literally shitting and crying right now
>>559113824Riko. She wasn't bad, but it wasn't like she was mandatory for unity cup.
>>559114708JPfags are the literal trans of uma threads probably trans irl too.
>>559114517
>>559114715I haven't won a single A final yet and I have KSB since December
>>559114830>Whining about RyanfagIts been months get over it
@559114830kill yourself
>>559114830I'm telling ya, if I'da seen that ONE SINGLE PERIOD I would've deleted that. There's two other threads up anyways, go post there
you know the thread is gonna be absolute garbage when the NTR and Stay Gold avatarfags are posting at the same time
>>559113986This shit's so tiring. The least they can do is just copypaste the updated OP and not vandalize it
Umapyoi with Super Creek!
>>559114874You are a mindbroken retard if you can't stop thinking about Trans people
>>559114931>>559114830He meant to quote
>>559113132>>559114331>>559114260RETARDS RETARD YOU ARE ALL RETARDSJANNIES CLAIM THEIR BALLS
The NTR and Stego avatarfag spammers are in the other thread so this one can be used without them that sounds good, no? Let them be there until the janny forces them to come back to shit up the thread again
Filter the words thread and clubs
yanko yanko hot umanko
>>559110548just remove bricked theyre not even /uma/ anymore
>>559115112We're being hijacked by trolls way too frequently now
>>559114907same...
>>559115125that explains a lot
>>559115154>They started here>They also recruit from here>All members also from here>Not /uma/????
>Caring about OPNobody even reads it
post anti-dicksword umas
>>559114509If it helps making you feel better, Rice Shower MLB ain't so bad for Grand liveAoharu was literally stacking good training effectiveness cards, that was all there was to it lol
>>559115175
>>559115175thanks for the support /v/ro
>>559115194Is it really trolls or is it just schizos that think they own /uma/ and it MUST be shaped according to how they want it
I WANT TO FUCK DAIWA SCARLET AND HER RUDE FUCKING TITS
>>559115237Vandalizing it is one thing, announcing the vandalism is another thing and an obvious shitpost.
>>559114907>>559115206ah... bwos...
>>559115154
Anything interesting with the anniversary event other than gibs? I guess MANT is the big release thing?
THERE ARE NO FALSEFLAGS OR BAITS OR SCHIZOS OR BOOGEYMEN JUST POST UMAS
>>559115236>They also recruit from hereIf they have a Discord, then they shouldn’t be using /uma/ anymore, just like Uma & Co and Dacchis. They only post here to make it look like they are recruiting, but they are actually recruiting through their Discord servers.
>>559115291>Rice Shower MLB ain't so bad for Grand livechat is this realI thought this card died once unity is over
John /uma/ here. I have the authority to delete /uma/ if need be
>>559115416
My favourite horse is Mayano Top Gun. Who is your favourite horse?
Soonish
>>559115236>28/30doubt they got 5 people to join their dogshit club from here. so its obviously from discord
>>559115242Sorry but my uma loves it
>>559115563taking pokke's first time
>Fail a triple rainbow>Luckshit a get well soon into mood up event>Get another the next turnDare I try again...?
>>559113132>trainee and support cards on separate lines>lists all the upcoming banners instead of just updating them as they come>lists all the upcoming campaigns instead of just the currently running one>wrote the name of the story event like anyone gives a shit>end date for CMs like it matters>fluffs like 'link your account to cygames id' with no link and 'current scenario' like people can't see for themselvesWhich fucking numbskull 'updated' this OP?
>>559115447NIGGER ALL A OR ABOVE CLUBS HAVE DISCORD, THEY ARE PRIVATE DISCORDS WHO CARES
>>559115381There will be permanent legend races every day if I got gaslighted correctly
the brickedgeddon caused immeasurable damage to this general...
>>559114953>>559115284sweaty and steamy first-rate umas...
>>559115649You did not read the OP stfu.
Schizo levels are at all time high
>>559115463The catch is that you use maximum 1 power card on average, power isn't that used in grand live
>>559115652calm down niggernot all /uma/ clubs have discordi say we purge the ones with discord from the clublist and we dont let them recruit from here
these last few threads convinced me to never join a club
>>559115613bricked danchou...
>>559115649Ryanfag. Unironically, you can check the archive if you don't believe me.
Uma&Co did nyot recruit last month, we are a stable club
>>559115381team sirius support card -> supreme racist spechud alt unlock
>>559115557>>>/umaJP/
>>559115447since when dacchis have a discord?
Bread status?
Oooh I'm sagining, I'm saging all over these fat tits and this thread oh nonono whatever wil lwe do? I'm using sage oohhhh nyoooo
>>559115783>purgeYou only need to brand them with a discord logo next to the club name
can we please go back to circumcisionposting
>>559115790There are normal ones that are rarely mentioned here. Come to Basashi if you just want a chill club.
>>559115790The trick is joining a club that isn't talked about in these threads. My club is only mentioned when danchou is recruiting, which is rare.
>>559115698slurp
>>559110548we have discord and recruit from discord and remove from the list we're not /uma/ anymore
danchou is sweeping...
>You can't have a private substitute for chat because.....
>>559115949
>>559114349Unity training will give you skills from the uma's skill pool, includes the umas that join your team throughout the runExplosions will give you skills based on your A aptitudes
>>559113719Yes. We use riichi city by the way.
>>559116062Ricebestgirl mentioned!
>>559116109Which one? I don't want to join a botting layer
>>559116156TFW you’ve just told her she’s being euthanized
>>559115950Just remove them already so they will disband
>>559116156rape
>>559116198Overall I prefer RC, but I wish they also had a Saki collab for the characters.
>>559116290can i cum in her panties i mean she can cum in my panties i mean
#clublistremove brickedrecruiting from discord
You can just join the club and not join the cord
>remove the jp news from the OP>schizos start spamming pornI like this development.
I just got promoted!
>>559115910we don't. they're lying.
>>559116429remove the club if they have a discord
Discord just makes discussing the game better and keeping track of club members activity If you disagree you're a caveman troglodyte brown
>>559115447typical mambonigger delusion
>>559116551t. groomer
the /uma/club mafia REALLY wants bricked gone huh...
>>559113998I bet /uma/hjong plays strip mahjong regularly... But I can't meet their fan quota.
>>559116551fuck off bricked
Which general can I look at to feel better about the dogshit state of /uma/?
Just stop giving them attention and they'll eventually tire out.
>>559116372I have more hours in RC solely because you get pulls from missions compared to MS where you can just whale...
>>559116430I'll keep lewdposting with a sage in the field until I get banned, those coward jannies could at least do their fucking JOBS they do for free
>2026>still hating on discordGood troll
>>559116674/xivg/
/uma/...
>>559116674go outside and take a walk it will get better
>>559113824>What was the worst gaslight you fell for?You can't/don't want to run any optional races during Unity, was a big one early on
>>559116619Who the fuck is grooming someone in an uma club? All the groomers are in online places with children in them
>>559116682mad because your club will disband soon
>>559116674/ksg/
>>559116781Soon
>>559116815must be a brown that heard it on some flipx facebook page
>>55911664912m a month should be easy if you just do 1 MANT run a day. Our danchou promise to dress up as a maid if we get into A+
mad enough to reply
>>559116814That was a big one.Nowadays if I'm doing less than 15 races I feel like the run was pure shit.
>>559113824"I don't remember using Riko much" hate that bitch so much
>>559113824Almost pulled for dober but thankfully I dodged it
>>559116935Most people werent running 15 races on long CMs if you can't hit stat thresholds
I think the best way to deal with discordniggers is just to ostracize them, IF im discord club DO NOT reply, DO NOT join their rooms and DO NOT engage with their bait
yanko pubic hair: OPINIONS?
>>559116852Kitasan this, Mambo that, I am here for the prodigy Sega genesis pro uma Satono Diamond
Jannies decided this is the bread. Okay then
>>559117210decently trimmed
>>559117210sex
>>559117174remove all discordniggers
>>559117261no surprise there retard
Found out the asian Uma cosplayer I've fapped to like 3 or 4 times is a crossdresser :(
>>559117210I think you should go back
>>559116704>sage>while bumping with an image fileholy fucking newfag
>>559116814Under 35 RB doing races felt really bad to do. That was me for most of the scenario due to getting BRUTALLY FUKT on all my pulls.
>>559116372RC gives me stuff. Soul cucks me and never give me stuff
>>559117326Because you had to spam to make sure there were more posts in this thread?
>>559117341boyuma posters when they find an actual real boy
Kill rape and behead dramafags
I think we should KILL moderation
>>559116674Probably /gfg/, at this point it must have been a complete replacement of population with newfags.
This has meekschizo written all over it
>>559117439meltdown
just make another thread again, im not going to use this nigger infested one
If vandalizing OPs is allowed as long as it's the first thread then that means I'm allowed to freely edit it to my liking from now on.Alright it's free real estate starting next thread AI KOPIIIIII
>muh vandalized threadsHow about I vandalize your ass with my penis.
>>559117435Soul is only for whales or you're stuck as a cat forever. RC is better for the more casual people.
>>559117447Only kind, easygoing horsefriends remain
*hic* P-please join Bricked… i-if you don’t, we’re going to fall apart…
I don't really think.
>>559117365optionals don't even have a 35 threshold
vandalizing the OP because Black Umas exist in JP is fucking ridiculous, this is getting out of hand
>>559116849>the sinking realization after seeing "goodnight" multiple times that the thread's been up since Feb 15Yeah that made me feel better.
>try to download rc>estimated 2 hoursyeah...
>>559117560kys tranny stop fucking with /vg/ culture you TURD
Genuinely a great deal of the unnecessary tedium that makes this game boring at times is all the the shit you have to "collect" on a bunch of different screens that take way too much time to load just give me the fucking carats or SP or whatever
>>559116849/kitasangreen/
is it a brick if matikane speed fails the first event?
The retards are back now that their thread got deleted.The thread was going so well without them.
I HATE ALL OF YOU
>>559117796are you blind?
>>559108847Lol lmao I'm up for mahjong though
>>559117796yeppers
Thoughts?
Bricked will have TEN (10) spots opening up soon!>comfy, active A+ club>20mil monthly quota but most go above and beyond>don't flatlineReply with your trainer ID!
>>559117853the boots stay ON
>>559117773how many did she kill
>>559117768Yeah it's pretty annoying that they didn't optimize most of that loading time away, like why unload the whole home screen 3D model or whatever when the player goes into some menu that's only one or two steps away and doesn't even load a new 3D scene of any significant complexity
>>559117420fuku isn't that big
>>559117915>Kicked 10 people this monthGrim
next thread will be better
I haven't paid much attention to the future release schedule passed 2nd anniversary, but what is going on with JP and introducing umas WAY before they are in the game? I know we don't get some characters like Biko for a while but I've heard of Stay Gold since I started playing and then she just came out. Then I heard about JP players pulling for Almond Eye right now and thought they were doing a re-run, but no, Almond Eye is just finally being added. She's the fucking mascot of 4th anniversary and its 5th now, why is she just now playable? Are Forever Young and Marche Lorraine and the others all going to be 2027 umas or something? Seems dumb to delay them so long.
>>559117915Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe) (formerly Bricked) (formerly Unbricked) is recruiting.We have a few open spots, so reply with your ID if you're interested or apply with /uma/ in your profile.No blacks and browns.Just don’t disappear for 5 days without a heads-up. (20m/month quota)
>>559117915holy shit...
>>559117818So long as it's not on RC.I'm not gay enough for that.
next thread will be butter(worse), I'll make sure of that
Which club can we blame?
Post your favorite uma related soundposts
>>559117978please join bwo we will disband soon if you dont
"Um I deleted the JP News""But I kept the thread clubs section that hasnt been touched in 2 months"???
>>559117973Counterpoint: orange
>>559118059You already posted my favourite
Anyone got the OP with sloptubers the Teioposter cooked several threads ago? I need it for research purposes.
nice umathread umatards lol
>>559118074dont attempt to understand the /v/ranny thats maliciously destroying things out of spite
>>559118007fuck off and disband already
>>559118074i hasnt been touched in 20+ years and i'm aiming for the stars
>>559118040>shittyWhere I'm from we spit and laugh at shittyMajsoul Friends Room 66994(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=66994
>bweeh jannies deleted my thread now I'll spam and then early bake a dogshit thread that will show themThis is a 40 years old balding "man" btw.Some of you really need to touch grass, maybe get sex too.
>>559118182>EVERYTHING I DONT LIKE IS THE VEE BOOGEYMAN
Yknow back in the old days when the OP got too big we used to justmake a Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/jShNue1uLike That
>curren poster>trannyshocker. thyre the next teio poster>>559118218>i hasnt been touched
Tired of totally organic /uma/ club drama? Just drop your trainer ID here and an invite to a mysterious non-/uma/ club that will never get talked about in these threads will show up in your mailbox
>>559118301The OP wasn't even over the post limit. It's just 1991 characters overall.
>dirt S, a bunch of URA spark procs during classic inspo>rainbow drought for literally like 10+ turns (4 spd support btw)>can't even bruteforce dry trainings since facility level ups are locked even if you spam trainingI'm genuinely so fucking tired of unity bullshit, can't wait for this stupid scenario to be over
>>559118340>non-/uma/ clubfuck off bricked
>>559118340Fuck off edenigger
>>559118163Heys, Anon. Hope you like it here.
>>559118301"in the old days" /vg/ wasn't full of redditor and hyper normalfaggots that don't give flying fuck for "board culture" and only want to destroy and "be part of the hip new thing">>559118347this
>>559118340t. futamusume danchou
please stop being retarded
>>559118305me'uryoe*
>asking retards to stop being retardedkek what a retard
>>559118439Everyone is retarded but me
>>559118412I mean it was, don't kid yourself, /vg/ was made in response to generals existing on /v/ and flooding the place
>>559118259If you give me like 5-10 minutes I can join the room
>>559118259ninicece
>>559114478This. "Rice is bad" is the gaslight. I literally do not need stamina cards anymore.
>>559118125Nevermind found it >>558471391
Publicly execute bricked's danchou
>>5591182592/4This thread suddenly became good
>>559113824All my unity aces use 2 speed, 2 wit, 2 support.I am literally overflowing with energy
Hahahahahaha of fucking course I get absolutely ZERO speed rainbows from NY to senior inspo lmaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooo
>>559114478>running 2 power in a speed wit metayeap you didnt get 90% WR
>old and bald salarymen are perpetuating this drama bullshithmm...
>>559118806>WR
>>559118748If no one joins in 5 minutes I'll hop on and watch again. I need to bring my work laptop to my desk.
>Young and sexless zoomer are making up this dramayup adds up
>>559118163how has lara spread outside of maplestory communitiesi've seen her in so many random communitiesno one even plays maplestory anymoreexcept me
>>559118685hmmm interestingidk what this means
>>559118862Its old and bald neets
Grown ass 30 year old men scared of being groomed on Discord
Just post yuri
its bricked's fault
Just post umanko
>ohimbas are sowing division They know divided toreinas are easier to hunt down
>>559118963I'm already on the list I can't groom you fucks for another 4 years
Just post hetslop
just post card details
>>559118259>>559118040Also fuck you guys RC is better
>old and bald salarymen
Hey guys, Bricked club here.We disbanded our discord since it was giving you all a melty and instead set up club correspondance via IPoAC (look it up if you don't know what it is).I hope this method of communicating is more amenable to the rest of you.
they should sow my seed into their bed
>>559118943>Different filenamesNothingburger
>>559119109>Draw 2 cardsWhat is this bullshit?
i don't get it
i get it
now i've lost it
everyone in the mambo facebook group is laughing about this rn
>>559118259This really was /mjg/ and /jong/ thread all along
>>559119130Hey guys, We disbanded
>>559119130smart falcon wins again!
We should just use an IRC
you guys told me that we wouldn't get any free pulls for fine motion but we get a whole 6 (six) of them!! My plans are in shambles!!
>>559114312I still can't play unity without riko
ntr'd by ntr
yees...yeeeeeeeees...everything according to plan....
the uma umusume gameFAQs is laughing at us
You guys are fucking retarded.
Every crown needs a DIAMOND
>>559119429So that was the name of your girlfriend!
the uma masons are laughing at us
i told my umamusume 2d twitter findom about this drama and shes laughing at you guys
>>559119281It does somtimes feel that 4chan is the same 20 guys scattered around ever board
#SexWithCurren
do american umamusumes call their mothers uma
>>559118006The 1 uma per month schedule means that some characters will pull the short straw and gets delayed. As for the mascot characters, the SOP is to introduce them as the spotlight character, give them a strong support card to keep them fresh in the players' minds, then release them a year later when there are stronger cards available.
I have a confession to makeI want to have sex with Digitan in a bed full of pictures of other Umas
you "people" bore me...
>>559119615Cute and vanilla.
Since I'm not welcomed here anymore, I shall be taking my leave, good luck globalbabs
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>559119615We know you slut, you have told us like 20 times now.
>>559119660Don't say that...
I have a confession to makeMy uma had sex with another trainer in a bed full of pictures of our cherished moments together
>>559119557its interesting desu. i dont see a lot of crossover between /vg/ threads, especially if they swap genres, but the users in those threads have such similar interests that they bump into each other in other boards sometimes. sometimes its obvious (IE a mech game having active users from /m/ or a 40k game having active users from /tg/) but other times it's pretty unexpected but consistent.
>>559119328its always about pedophilia distribution with you freaks
>>559119660bwo thinks he is a random boss from a ps2 era videogame
it's working, guysthe annoying jpiggers are leaving
>>559119845>YES the most valuable posters are leaving????
>>559119707no one is welcome here tbdesu
>>559119845Sorry, I just saved that screenshot from /umajp/ the other day :)
>>559119779>>559119839such pitiful creatures the lot of you...
>>559119192Pot of Greed is a spell card used in the Japanese card game, YuGiOh, where two players (also known as "duelists") use a deck of 40-60 cards while also having an extra deck that may or may not include 0-15 cards for fusion, synchro, or XYZ monsters. The card must be activated when the turn player has said Pot of Greed in their hand from either a legal draw or card effect allowing them to draw a card that as a 1-40 to 1-60 chance of it being the spell card, pot of greed. However the turn player must have 1 to 3 of pot of greed in order to draw said pot of greed from your deck and add it to your hand in which you must place the card into the spell or trap zone implying there is an empty slot in your spell/trap zone to which you may have a maximum of 5 spell or trap cards placed. Once Pot of Greed has been activated you must now use it's effect that comes with the spell card, in where the turn player must draw two more cards from their deck to their hand and end the move by placing Pot of Greed in the grave yard as it is not a continuous spell card, and thus must be sent to the grave yard.
Why is this thread so badAre we being raided or something
>>559119845I read that as jiggers
>>559119975please be more detailed about how pitiful i am please use more descriptive words also post a picture of a disgusted anime girl
>>559120016No we aren't being raided people are just being fucking STUPID
I think Ayabe's sister would have been talked about if she survived instead.
I get it now
>>559120016It's all Bricked's fault
>>559120019we jiggers will inherit the general
the unemployed shizos have been at it for hours
>>559120086>HE CRACKED THE CODE
>>559120019jiggers are basedjongers are basedumaggers? not so much
>>559120016>vandalized OPGee I wonder why
>>559119894huh? akebonoCHADS aren't leaving
MY BUBBLES WON'T POP
/uma/club discord
>>559120016You thought sweepydev shitting on VF AND Eden would bring only joy and laughs?
>>559120217You are such a fucking nigger
>>559120217those posters arent legacy females are they...
can a touristfag please get a tl;dr on manhattan cafe as a character?>be me>only heard about the game tangentially and through fanart, have zero interest in general>start getting Manhattan Cafe fanart on my twitter TL>like a few artworks>forget about it for a month>suddenly start geting a recurring dream about sitting in a coffee shop with her in various circumstances for a whole month every 3-4 dayswhat the fuck does this mean?
>sees sheep>MUST BE THAT E-CELEBS OLD FAT FARM
>>559120217Joe Hendry...
inherit THIShttps://jiggie.fun/umajig5
>>559120217I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY
>>559120217Is thiz the evil /umacord/s?
>>559120318It may not be Cafe but her Sundayman inner demon
>>559120282what's wrong "anon", or should I say, Allen?
>>559120217SAY HIS NAME AND HE APPEARS
>>559120318it means you should kill yourself jump off a bridge grab a knife and slice your throat
>>559120217these are sheeps ma'am
>>559120217It wouldn't be surprising if they have one. They literally hold events and playlists, and I find it impossible to post those links on the club chat.
>>559120217The one with the sword icon is 100% a bottom and owns a knotted dildo
>gonna apply for Autis/uma/>cooldown ends>its fullnyo..
>>559120318>marked
>>559120464We literally don't, and danchode has a ban rule for trying to make discord.
>>559120429Stop making up boogeymen
>>559120507why did the botchad declare himself a heretic? is he stupid?
>>559120517get fucked
>>559120318from the outside she looks like a spooky schizo but actually ghosts are real and she can actually see them unironically. shes haunted by the ghost of the strongest uma and spends her time at Tracen fighting paranormal threats that creep onto the campus. for example in one career event a skinwalker is imitating the director's assistant and stalking her trainer, in one of the paths cafe can exorcise it.her career is actually pretty fucking kino compared to most.
>>559120217they keep denying it but they really have one
>Dacchis is full >Autisuma is full I guess I will search for a random A+ club. Thanks everyone.
>>559120507>eden recruitment post >most of the replies are shitting on them for botting
>>559120646why so rude
>>559120517uma&co has an opening... we are getting slandered here
5 years later and Creek is still being used.
>>559120517Danchode's taking a break from the threads for today or until it calm down he most likely wouldn't know about your post.
>>559120217A FUCKING LALAFELL
>>559120571>Allenfags when you call out their secret clubit's over...
>>559120691Is there no other club with an A+ open? Check bricked. Worst case scenario check the other board.
>>559120704because society does not allow me to be rude in public so I can only be rude onlineI am talking my pent up retention on (You)
>>559120730>11%meaningless
>>559120217got aids just from scrolling past this
>>559120691Uma&Co has an opening
>>559120730That's because everything else is kuso
>>559120901>discordThanks but no thanks.
>>559120901Did you ask the vfcord first?
>>559120915those first 3 at the top are literally meta defining and were released within the last 3 months but whatever
>>559120691Check /v/, they prob have a few spots.
Is it really worth the cost?
>>559120901>fake vtuber
>>559120848The only other Stamina in top 10 is Shakur which is literally the meta card.
>>559120915Why is Fatty Week wearing a monocle?
>>559120691is it actually full 30/30 or it's just dumbass dancho sending too many invites
>>559120691Anon, if danchou said he's keeping a spot for you, then he is. We're still at 29/30.t. autis/uma/ member
>>559120990this is just a screenshot of all the SSR stam cards
>>559120217/uma/club... i trusted you guys...
>>559120217Dang, these are nice photoshop skills faleflagger-san! This is pretty cute but be sure not to use your powers for evil because then you'll go to uma-heck! You made me look like a handsome sailor too, naisu!>>559120689>>559120464i use litterbox and ibb links in chat. if they get filtered I just re-upload and try again or say "use o instead of 0". If we had a Discord I would tell you guys as a disclaimer but we don't. I think it's neat that we don't since so many of the top 100 seems to force one
I'm gonna sweep so fucking hard bwos fuuuuckkk
>>559120962Not sure where this vfcord came from
Is this the worst thread of all time?
>>559120691you can apply now...it would have been easier if you just dropped your id
>>559120217#clublist UPDATE THE LIST
>>559120901of course it has how would you have sex if it didn't
>>559120217>>559120467Aiee, why was I made into a fag?
>>559121219Alright can you incite me 668939443823
Please tell me non dicksword clubs will be looking for recruits in 3-4 hours after I'm off work.
I JUST WANNA ERP WITH SOME PEOPLE.
>>559121175
>>559121096You really thought?I have a bridge to sell you
>>559120901I don't think anyone would still like to join your club because of the discord and vfcord accusations
>>559121308Don't yell
>>559120826damn..
>>559120818Umadash was asking for 30m. It's not a big number at all, I do more anyway, but I don't want to be pressured and sometimes I just want to relax. I remember Uma&Co had a bad reputation previously, kind of the same Bricked now has. I have no clue about AlmondLove though. Even Mambo is full I think.>>559121012I don't know where to check. /v/? I don't visit that board.>>559121064I don't know, but they don't appear in seach and I have been told it means they are full. >>559121070>>559121219I am trying but it doesn't appear.
>>559121284All clubs are mass recruiting before the next hour when half TP begins.
>>559121015Pls respond
I need advice for Marunzesky (Dirt: B, Front Runner) that I want to bring to the upcoming Mile CM.With the skills remaining at checkout (after picking meta ones like Professor of Curvature), should I take>Nimble Navigator>double-up on Mile Straightaways and Mile Corners>Triumphant PulseI briefly considered deselecting Trick (Front) to make room for more skills, but it's apparently a good skill to have.
>>559121490No
>>559121490i refuse
>>559121414Please do not believe the shitposters
>>559121490I dont respond to lolifags.
>>559121490hey there
>yesterday and last night every club was begging for members>today no club has roomDid you all just wake up from a coma?
how do i play RC if it doesn't even download, do i need to be a first-worlder
>>559121506>Dirt B>upcoming Mile CMBwo........
>>559121490wtf i like oguri now
>>559121519>>559121525>>559121547>>559121580:c
>>559121506>Dirt: BHere is free advice. Dirt A. She's easy to get there.Don't get nimble or pulse, she's supposed to be 1st. She needs angling and plancha to be competitive.
>>559121414In game search is absolute dogshit. I can imagine why you're reluctant to post your ID, but trust me, your old clubmates will not care once you're out.
>>559116935How do you do that?Aren't you worried about not maximizing your stats, or falling behind on the Unity Cup races?
>>559121242>>559121096>>559121329We don't have a discord, it's a cute photoshop and I'm surprised it's fooling some of you less perceptive anons
DELETE THE INVITES DANCHO!!!
>>559121414Try copying and pasting this Autis/uma/
>>559121641shoulda given me some green
>>559120517Join UMADash instead, we're also A+. We're just about full, had 3 open spots, there's one left. Only rule is 30M/month. If you're interested drop your ID and we'll send an invite.
>>559121414All the bricked hate is from from one guy who got kicked after he flatlined
>>559121582Basashi still has 2 open spots.
>>559120217grim
>>559121414>I remember Uma&Co had a bad reputation previously, kind of the same Bricked now has.Bad club reputation means you'll be stuck on clubs that will be shitposted multiples times and maybe forever until they die, so, only join if you're fine with that. Also, better drop your ID than joining through the game.
You guys keep saying that the next thread will be better but it never is and I'm beginning to think that you might be lying about that.
>>559121414Just drop your ID bwo, some club will pick you up. As far as checking /v/. I don't know much since Ive only visited /v/ma once, but they're pretty nice and have some A+ clubs without quotas. I have no idea when or what time they're active to ask
>>559121748I should specific A+ clubs
>>559121414Goto chronogenesis, type in club name or club id, scroll down to member list and copy any trainer id, goto friends in-game and search id, click details button next to club name, click apply.
The search works on phone, but at the same time doesn't work on steam app.Now I don't know where to go because both have 1 slot. I am sorry for that.
>>559121783yes, but we mean it this time
>>559121756>>559121330uma&co never had a bad rep until recent shitposters forcing it
The brickopalypse is halfway over, congrats to my fellow brickbros. It was a nerve-wracking 2 days because all the doomposting and shitposting is getting in to me, love you guys.
>>559121870cope
>>559121819Whole lot of work
Remember to wait until your trainee is 18 before rape happens
>>559121308I'll ERP with you.I slip out of my pants, just for you.I put on my robe and wizard hat.
I hate edeniggers posting here
>>559121783Filter posts it isn't that hard
>>559121959>Remember to wait until your trainer is 18 before rape happens
>>559120730is rice no longer used? I thought a power card with maestro would replace her
>>559121870why are you recruiting 10 people then
hag
>>559121582there's tons of open spots, Basahi has some, Bricked has some, UMADash has one, etc.
>>559121925It took me 10 seconds.
>>559121506>Dirt B>Disadvantaged against Dirt A>Instalose as a frontrunner against Dirt S
>>559121959Age works differently with umas. They don't get older than about 30.
>>559121628idgi....>>559121663How? Even with Dirt Spark (3-star) umas as inspiration, B is the highest I ever brought her. I'll check if I have any cards with those skills.I have a team of A-ranks set up, but I wanted Maru as a Front Runner to add variety in positioning.
>>559122059A+ clubs, there's a mass of anons looking for A+, none for B tier.
>>559121959If you're engaging in rape then why bother waiting, you're already breaking the law
>>559121308okey*unzips*
>>559121687>photoshopits not
All club drama is manufatctured by a single guy hoping to kill /uma/, this is my theory
>>559122110Borrow a parent with 6+ dirt sparks? You need 7 iirc.
>>559121870>>559121903>>559122037I forgot picrel
>>559121862Go wherever your heart takes you. Just let us know if we can open the reserved slot or if you’ll be joining us
>>559122134>mass of anons looking for A+ clubswhere? I haven't seen any. Maybe 2 in this thread? If someone is actually looking for an A+ club, I'm in one and can provide an invite
>>559121308that's kinda gay.....
>>559121959I don't think my trainee can wait that long...
>>559122171Then how do you explain the other 50 types of drama
>>559121869your bad reputation is from an outed discord server. blame your own members for all of this
>>559122171Let's say I find them, would clubs cooperate by publicly executing them one day before gibs?
>>559122337Who cares
>>559121308>sits next to you and starts touching your thigh
>>559121414>I remember Uma&Co had a bad reputation previously, kind of the same Bricked now has.Things that never happened for 500
>>559122337>NTR pfpMakes sense now.
>>559122087Thanks for explaining.I will place greater consideration on Umas' terrain capabilities.I have still noted that when running the same two Umas in identical positions, the one with the better skills is victorious even if the loser had S-terrain and S-distance.>>559122195I'll check it out, thanks.
>>559122436>uma&co never had a bad rep until recent shitposters forcing it>get proven it isn't forced>who caresleast try to deny the claims
>>559122221>"bricked is over! dicksword club! disband now!">don't believe retards, join anyway>it's pretty comfy and welcoming, anons are chillHuh.
You are all fucking retarded.
>>559120691UMADash has one more spot open, we're A+. Drop your ID if you're willing to do 30M/month.
>>559121959Will she wait until I'm 18?
>everything bad used to come from tachytranny poster>then it all came from doto poster>then from teio>now from ntr anons as well
Every /uma/ club is one botting schizo away from exploding
>>559122057I love hags so much.
>>559122165if it's not then I can't believe the trouble some people will go to to make something up. It's so cute and plausibile-looking too. As I said, I would be like the majong club and just tell the thread if we had one but we don't.If an anon can just do this it makes me wonder about the other clubs.#clublist /Uma/ Club doesn't have a discord and I would just plainly state if we had an optional one like the majong club did above
Phew, I'm safe.
>>559122679You cannot sell a brand by pointing out the issues of others when you have the same issues
Ban all botniggers
If you earn fans while not in a club they still count towards the monthly total when you get accepted right?
>>559122736no you're not
>>559122813Nyo
>>559122813No, fans start when you join the club.Same as with leaving, you take your fans with you.
>>559122813
>>559122614>still see Dotoposters a lot>Teioposters are an endangered species but still post weird shit every once in a while>NTRfaggot being an annoying attentionwhore in every single thread>Tachyfags conveniently ""disappeared"" for months while the threads get noticably worseHmmmm....
>>559122736this is from 40 minutes before tally
>>559122772explain anon, you mean that the clubs that have discord want to smear the ones that dont or vice versa or something else entirely?
>>559122535>forced vfcord meme by schizos>>559122551smart anon
>>559122917Sure is weird that isnt it
>>559122846>>559122869>>559122892fuck
>>559121414>they don't appearThe same thing happened to me for an hour today until I figured out that you have to press Enter on the keyboard after typing or pasting the club name and then press search.
>>559122917Also the spamming jpnigger which is also the staygoldnigger
>>559114742Too lazy to do anything but botToo dumb to actually bot for useful sparks
>headcanon schizoposting Anons....are we in late stage /uma/?
>>559122485>I have still noted that when running the same two Umas in identical positions, the one with the better skills is victorious even if the loser had S-terrain and S-distance.If everything across 3 players is the exact same, they all have a 33% chance of winning.If a player's stuff is worse compared to the rest then his chances of winning are lower but never zero.Having the better accel/velocity is more reliable/Skills can win you the race if yours procs while the other guys don't, or activate late.Late starts are always a thingConcentration isn't guaranteed so you have a 10% chance of having a worse start, and an even smaller chance on top of that of also getting fucked by a late start.Just don't assume the other players aren't going to be bringing A/S dirt umas specially a Maruzensky that starts at D
>>559121506You can't cope with dirt B unless you have a broken .4 accel like Sky or Ryan. Maru is bust from her mid game unique velocity skill.
>>559122990Yes anon
If you use Discord at all, you're human trash. Simple as
Big fat swollen throbbing soaking wet umanko
>>559122997>forced vfcord meme by schizosagain that isn't the reason for your bad rep its from the discord server stop moving the goalposts
>X postersYou realize I just use whatever reaction image fits my post best, right?
>>559118259GGs
>>559123161>he says this after already having have posted whoreber
>best wit card just before the 2 most important cards for new scenario why is jewgames so evil?what do i pull now for with 25k carrats?
>>559123161We know Tachybro
>>559123139yeppers
>>559118259>almost came back>but gassed outhappens in uma happens in mahjong
>>559123139maya wouldn't say this
>nigger this>tranny thathow about you go fucking back to where you belong you schizos
>>559122668Just a little bit more my lightning-struck queen
>>559123139Do you force your friend to use team speak or what?
>>559113742what were they thinking????seeeeex?
>>559123243You have to join umajong now
>>559123228Its funny how people have gaslit themselves into bricking themselves by not rolling for NTR
omg sheepies
>>559123228FM useful post MANT, you can borrow NTR
someone force me to bed
Just woke up, why is everyone so angrydid mambo do something again
>>559123095>>559123109RIPI'll continue to farm & refine my usual Dirt team of Taiki, Urara, and Condor until I get a proper handle on inherits. Now that I think about it, I could always try inspiring//running Taiki as Front Runner, unless position variety is unnecessary.
>>559123304Even Twitter doesn't want them anymore, so they pretend to be oldfags on 4chan
>>559114157the earth IS flat you retarddont tell me you also believe amerimutts were on the moon when they still cant land on it years later
>>559123398Rolling for NTR is for piggies only, anonF2p need to save for other since they're not slurping the trough like you.
>>559123228>muh theorycrafter bricker of accountsYou know what to do.
>>559123228>25kIf you're not sparking NTR you are fucking bricked.
>>559118259Fuck, I missed it. I've been wanting to play with you fags again.
>>559122452Dia-chan is just being ni- holy crap
>>559123110yes what anon that was three different options! I didn't follow the full drama explosion and I don't think I have the patience to. I was just trying to state a fact that "we don't have a discord when others here seem to think it a requirment". I think /uma/ will be the ones to decide the value of that either way, but I suppose if you have an opinion against it then it sounds like a big "selling point" which is maybe what you're saying
>>559114378what is the problem? i dont follow your schizo wars?
>>559123473something something dickswordsomething something buzzwordssomething something yurijpschizoavatartrannieswhateverthefuck
>>559123557explain?
A reminder that the stupid club chat filter is the cause for the clubcords. Ever noticed why threads have become slower over time? Because people that play the game (ie. those in A+ and above) actually have their own game discussions on their own cords instead. Sure it's *not* everyone but that chunk of players is still gone from the thread.
>>559123604open another room
>>559123471Rice loves you! She wants you to take care of yourself so you can properly enjoy your time together!
>>559123398Explain to me why NTR is useful. You fuckwits told me power rice and riko were must rolls yet both were mid as fuck.
>>559123557Formerly le fished.
>>559123228>25k>watching the gookdon't pull for cards, save those to spark Kita
>>559121743gomen, I wont meet the quota
>>559123228You're essentially paying 2x carats to spark a one-sided banner. Free-to-plays have to be smart with their carats, especially if they want to ever pull for horses
>>559123554More plats than you btw
>>559122990pretty sure bricked is doing all the smearing
>>559123668>Ever noticed why threads have become slower over time?Because brown subhumans post porn instead of anything interesting so people leave?
>>559123696I thought he was from Singapore not korea?
>>559123668Why can't they chat talk in the thread?
Does this animation appear in any cutscenes that are available in global yet?
>>559123713>June 30thGrand live releases here you will be pulling for the pal banner lol
>>559123789>no soundDIE TRANNY
>>559114589>>559114528when global fags stole the general from jp fags the shit show was bigthey would not use the thread because i changed the thread count they stole from jpthe count you see is still fakeit started with 800 something and they just took it over and didnt use the threads with the real global count and janny helped them in their degeneracy
I've been playing since launch and my Manhattan Cafe SR still isn't MLB...
>>559123668So you filthy fucking casualfags better shut the fuck up as all you do is shitpost all day and stare at your B+ clubchats ghost towns CAUSE NO ONE IS PLAYING THE GAME FOR REAL.
>>559123729has he even won one?
>>559123735T. /uma/ club
>>559123789Yes, I've seen them before races.I remember Tickezo doing it before the DAHBY.
>>559123848sound is not allowed on 4chin
>>559123789Pretty sure I saw Tickezo doing that in story mode right before a race.
>>559123668Discord is a general killer because it siphons away all the discussion that isnt a shitpost.
>>559123774All I know is that if you told me to draw the ethnicity that he sounds like, I would go to prison if I was in most Euro countries
>>559123729I have 7 though
>>559123848the catbox sound link to that one is unfortunately deadcheck for yourself: http://files.catbox.moe/a59e0p.mp3
>>559123926Kill yourself stupid Rice poster
>>559114953what a whoooooooooooorelink to set?>>559115154
>>559123912Talking about foreskin and balding is the best discussion!!
>>559119557/mjg/ Anons are in many threads. They're all over /svg/ too.
>>559123774I thought VF was the one from Singapore?
>>559123828I'm quite sure it comes with free pulls. Pulling for scenario cards is also whale territory
>>559123885>>559123902It's before her debut, not the Derby.
>>559123926OINK OINK OINK OINK BUHI BUHI BUHI BUHI
I'm sorry it took me so long I chose Dacchis
>>559123789I believe it's Ticket's nervous itchy animation. I originally thought it was one of the hammer space animations cropped and looped
>>559123964No, I don't think I will
>>559115154fuck off i just joined
>>559124057
>>559124052thanks bwo
>>559124004I'm sorry for your loss.
Complete the following sentence:"I like x, but I hate x fags"Replace x with one uma of your choosing.
>>559124118I'm sorry for your loss.
>>559124075autisumagwos............
>>559124024depends on how much you want to mlb the pal, one or two copies is good, but gacha can give you absolutely nothing too
this thread is so retarded, NTR is worse than fucking SR Windy yet you morons are already preparing to waste 60k gems on that garbage
>>559124132marked
Since you guys are just shitposting can I have a (You)?
>>559124132new marked tech?
Would rather lose every hair on my head than a single millimeter of my foreskin.
>>559124201It's one guy replying to himself retard
>>559124189schizo
>>559124052She does it in story mode as well bwo why don't you believe me
>>559120016JP is seething that their irrelevant news isn't in the OP
>>559124024>tachyon falls off>fine motion amazing at this pointIs this the famous gaslight doc? I never had the patience to read it before
Why do so many of the sempai here want to be victims?
>>559124012Ah right, the mjg uma club needs 2, maybe more players. B+ club tho, will ask again in a couple of days when anons have gotten more diluted.
Nothing like grinding for weeks just to roll for PNGs instead of actual characters in my horse racing visual novel
>>559123912It's a vicious loop, if you have sensible clubmates that actually play the game you will have meaningful discussion that's unrestricted by /here/ or the clubchat. Leaving shitposters plenty of room to make noise.
>>559124132
>>559124253you will nott use your dick at all when you are ugly gwo
>>559123776Some of us have the decency to not ERP out in the open
>>559124075It’s ok
>>559124309I'll join your dicksword to play but I want to be in my S+ club
>>559124064Wrong, here's my Sag winner
>>559124321you're rolling for mirco stories by that logic
Remember to avoid loging in for the next 5 days to get those sweet 100 free pulls for the NTR banner. Only 20 minutes left
I haven't done a career in weeks.I just like talking about the Umamusume here.
>>559124298Unless highlander becomes meta, you'll be using at least 2 wit cards for a long time
>>559124075Nyo...It's fine, Dacchis is a great club
uppity thread
>>559124369First of all, I am beautiful. Second of all, the foreskin is literally a built in cock sleeve, optimized for masturbation.
>>559123926post titles liar rice
>>559124253you need both baka
>>559124201It's the same fag who don't want you pull Finemo because he rerolled it
20 minutes to goodies
>>559124471>Unless highlander becomes metaWill be meta by the time Ramonu comes out, if anything, the only type of card that you will need 2 of is speed.
1 spot left for Autis/uma/. Join us.
>>559124414>523 witAm I supposed to be impressed you lucked a win
>>559124594nigger you've had 3 anons begging to join you.
>29/30>Four members haven't logged in for over a dayNice club Autis/uma/keks.
>>559124469Same. I hope they release more uma games in the future. Party Dash was shit, but surely they can do more with these characters and this universe.
>don't winyou suck>win well it's only because you whaled
>>559124471At this point, Finemo is only used if you run Pace Chasers. Your wit cards should be Ramonu + Distance specialist (Finemo, Neicha, CB, whatever wit frontkeks use idc)
>>559124650They went in a different direction. We haven’t gotten any applications.
>>559124459how am i supposed to pull finemo though?
>>559124528NIGGER>>559124641Keep seething
>>559124663and yet they wont
>>559124713>>don't win>you suckWrong, I didn't try so it doesn't count.
>>559124807Bro that's my screenshot
>>559124641you seen the average wit on long? This bitch a genius
I just saw a 15k rating capped speed falco using 3 welfare cards and no kitasan... why can I never giga highroll like these guys
>>559124375>>559124479But I will be rooting for you too
>>559124713The whale cries out in pain as he strikes you
MLBing SSR cards as f2p is the biggest gaslight unless its FM or NN wit
https://youtu.be/iCqrVYi93ss>Amazing Sprinter>Lost the two most important sprint races due to anxiety (and jews)
>>559124965
>>559125013inspect element and its consequences
>>559124807>stolen screenshotnow change your title to leo silver
>arguing that speed Tachyon is bad nowthis thread got raped so hard into thinking training effectiveness is the only stat that matters it became incapable of looking at anything else. Tachyon gives a stupid amount of skill points by that point of the game's life, same reason why you use SR Sweepy for URA and Aoharu despite Windy and Kingu having better stats
>>559125013@umagrok is this real?
>>559123912this is actually true though. I used to game with a /vg/ general before Discord was around and our only option for outside discussion was fucking Skype groups. We just had a floating mumble server that someone hosted and people would scream in the thread when they wanted to play and anyone who saw would pile in. Alternatively you would just get in the mumble and see if anyone was there. The thread was lively at all times. I miss those days.
>>559125129everything is real if you believe it
>>559124459That was a good one last time. Anons wouldn't be falling for that a second time, will they?
>>559123454dafuq is trackblazeri thought next scenario is make a new track?
>We're back to the "the only wit card you'll ever need is wit Ramonu" gaslight
>>559125120Keep the cope coming platlet
>>559125309It was always make a new trackblazer retard, global shortened it to trackblazer
>>559125013Reminder that CUMA had a bunch of submissive bottoms who didn't leave the club when CUMA danchou was going full retardThey're literally built for being used and abused
I want gaslighters to leave
>>559125309bwo... "make a new track" is just the plot of the URA finale scenario... have you forgotten your meds today?
>>559123696why would i want to have a brick? overshadowned by her card?>kita no racebonus on mantand? kita still is a shit horse
>>559113132Tfw can't play until I reroll on the 5th for finemo
>>559125013Why do brown people love to use the N word so much?
>>559125309>what is Aoharu
>>559124459>he doesn't want free pulls for this
>>559125465Brownest post so far
I'll be safe right?
>>559125357i have more than you just wanted to make you mad and waste time
I want gaslighters to get new oguri caps
>>559125594it's 700k due to sweep
>>559123713i never got a horse i wanted but i have decent cardsso what is your maessage? what to pull for
>>559125595Sure you do let's see them
>>559125432Where did they go?
>>559125329I mean.... there's daiwa wit ssr but thats a long time after
I want to whale 30€ on the game... is there anything worth buying in the anni shop?
FIGHTING WITH THE UMALONSWE WON'T STOP UNTIL WE'VE WONTHEN WE'LL RETURN AND WHEN WE ARRIVETHE EARTH WILL SURVIVE WITH OUR TRACKBLAZERS
>>559125615I have 2 Oguris 4* but I ain't gaslighter. I haven't made a single advice in these threads, only slurping some when needed.
you guys are fucking retardedthe jap that has been making guides for years already said which cards are good or not, yet you try to argue that you know more than him because... you read a google doc made by a tranny who's afraid of using his own voice you deserve to get bricked
All of you are fucking stupid
>>559125819Formerly buttered, formely fished.
Uma&Co has a spot open for any active dacchi looking for a club A+ strong club for 8 months 30m fan quota, no genitals inspection day, play at your own phase but PLAY Active gameplay discussion, inhouse races, and oshi fagging Drop ID or apply directly
>>559125840All is inclusive of (You)
Why is that SEA sloptuber pushing so hard for the Top Road card anyways?
>>559125840False
Don't roll for any Wit cards because eventually we'll get Ebayan Wit
>>559123398>rolling for worse BikolmaoI would understand if she gave 15% race bonus but this is just stupidAlso NTR drains your energy 3 times while Biko restores +30 and +15 energy
>>559125978Witgod is Japanese?
Does Digitan count as a bro.
>>559125913You really should not recruit with 30m quota. Half, if not most, of your members failed to reach it previous month.
>>559125329This is why no one calls you cute
> Seriru is "JP Vet"https://youtu.be/h1yWWbxTRXo>in 2022 tells you to skip finemo even though its her very first banner and they didnt know there would EVER be a rerun>recommended decks at the time were 3 speed 1 power and R rikoyeah maybe he just doesnt know what he's talking about
>>559125662Save until the Maruzen + Finemo banner. The next scenario is going to be the most F2P friendly where you barely even train your umas
>>559126140how bout you eat shit you reddit spacing VT Tranny
Stop talking about shilltubers
59283583Dirt CM
>>559126140he ended up winning in the end because FM was later reran alongside speed Maru, which a much better card than Kawakami
>>559126140>pulling for a card that had been out for almost a year alreadykek
>>559116429but i want to join the cord
>>559126151shut the fuck up with this 1/100 runs gaslight you're not getting this statline and where the FUCK ARE THE GOLDS
>>559126140This nigger is from a B club, and we let retards like these run the general.
>>559126140>skip finemoBased. The absolute foresight of this dude. I kneel.
>>559116429I want to join discord but not the cub
>>559125662do not wait, roll for the Finemo and Kawakami banner
so fuchsia...
>>559120367thanks anon
What are you pulling on for the rest of this year? If your uma pulls get lucky (<50 before you win), what would you add? If Kitasan blesses me, I'll add CB or more pulls on Ramonu. The propaganda fucking worked....
>>559126351If you're getting skill issued, just adjust the deck to dump one of the stats
its up
>>559126140every single time seriru makes a CM recommendation that sounds weird to me i end up seeing it work in real time later, air groove in the sprint CM was an example of this, i've come to trust him a lot over time
>>559126489>decorations>nothing for CHRISTmaswhat is this jewish trick?
SUGOI
HOLY SHIT!CHOCOLATE
>>559126151Bamboo Memory doesnt come out till 2 months after anniwhat a dumb gaslight
EVERYTHING IS RED
>>559126098Who asked?
You have them, right anyon?
>>559120367Done.>i was looking at the "h" in 5th thinking it was the "y" in anniversary for 5 fucking minutes
Enjoying gifts from my wife.
>>559126681Yeppers
>double rewards on careerSWEEPYBROS WE ARE SO BACK
they refreshed the daily sales early
CHOCOLATE
You got chocolate from your oshi, right?
I will simply luckshit 5 copies of Fine Motion in 50 pulls
Stop it right now, we finally have content
>>559126670I was genuinely giving advice yet that's what I get. Maybe your bad reputation isn't just from shitposters afterall.
WE'RE SAVED
>valitines day is fully celebrated>christmas gets shit cannedISRAEEEEEEEEEEEEL
cuuuute
C-Can I only do this once?I can't choose between Ardan and King.
>>559126512Uma wise I will go for Dia and Nakayama Festa, probably Swimsuit Goldshi if I get luckyCard wise I am gunning for at least 2 copies of F.M in the following banner, S. Maru or Tachyon depending on how I'm feeling with my luck
niceu
>>559126140https://youtu.be/h1yWWbxTRXo?t=157>Super Creek fell off after Aoharu and power Rice is the new metaDoes he know?
>>559126883Once a day you slut.
>>559123676thanks...zzz...
>>559126751Not cute (disgusting in fact)>>559126769CUTE TEIO!>>559126848Indifferent>>559126859NOT CUTE>>559126891Indifferent
Desu wa
>>559126098Quota was actually like 10-15m>>559126784Getting baited by >>559126670 bro...
I got the best Uma in the game with my 10k FP SR+ ticket
>>559126784That's what u get from taking NTRposters seriously
>>559126950rys (rape yourself)
this turn pissed me off so bad i learned how to use OBS and ffmpeg just to create a webm i could upload to show /uma/ about it
nice
>>559126930Do alts have a different one?
>>559126885gigachad festa enjoyer
>>559126979My bad, I'm sorry for my remarks. I can't believe I actually got baited.
I'm so in
Just so you know, the chocolates have an actual usebut you'd have to be GAY to do that...
ii ne
lol
Who we let pop our chocolate cherry?
>don't want to ever spend it for a soulless fan run>Cafe will be sad if I refuse to eat her chocolateW-what do I do?
My wife
>>559126321Watch his video, he says you should wait for the new MANT cards before pulling her. And NTR ended up being good but not a must have on top of being only usable for MANTAlso you can ticket Fine Motion but not NTR
WHERE ARE THE FREE PULLSYOU NIGGERS PROMISED FREE PULLS
sex
>>559127127>more TP refills for botting accountsBwos...
>>559126990Hell yeah!
>>559127018no one came to train…now teach me how to webm
>>559127127I'll ask for chocolate inventory from now on to discern the sovlless posters
...
they want to keep me in the cycle they want to keep me in the cycle they want to keep me in the cycle
HOLY FUCK desu wa
>>559125393 >>559125452 >>559125579i dont get itcan you explain in a non tranny schizo lingo?
i love her VA so much bros
>>559127187Just in time for thr fine members of Sweepyden
>>559127275this reminds me of something
NICE GF NICE WIFE NICE VALENTINE NICE CHOCO SEX NATURE
>>559127173did you expect to have foresight of the future or something? half and full anni always have the best banners of the year, this happens in every gacha so of course he told people to wait first
>>559127187SWEEP IS GOING TO MURDER EDEN
>alarm clocks in the shoplol, they know whats coming, it's not even close to being enough however
I can’t believe I spent 10000 friend points on Air Groove.
Is that... all?
WHY DOES JP GET CUSTOM VALENTINES GIFTS AND WE GET HOMEMADE CHOCOLATES FROM EVERYONE I WANT ESPOS LEFTOVERS
>>559126098afaiu it exists to filter people who plan on flatlining beforehand
Claiming Screek.
>>559127346>eating a unique itemStatus: conflicted
gib from a boy
Don't let your WIFE'S HANDMADE CHOCOLATES distract you from THIS
>>559127373Yes... it reminds me of a puzzle!
I'm never eating Kiwakami's chocolate, I will treasure it even if it grows mold, mushrooms and becomes a biochemical weapon
so where is the special valentine animation?
Fuck... only 6 chocolates....
>>559127510>>559127510>>559127510move when ready
Did the flavor text for the chocolate not get added yet like in the JP version?How do we get to look at it? Don't tell me we have to use it. I want to keep that in my inventory forever.
>>559127505don't remind meI don't have single good ace yet
I just ate all my chocolates. I needed the TP
>>559127187i will NOT be spending mejiro ryans chocolate
>>559127437Yes. No restocking.
>>559127085No problem dacchi enjoy the anniversary
>>559127613bwo, you get TP refills just by entering your CM registration
>>559127437SUGOI SUGOI *pachi pachi*
Good job anons, I see none of you redeemed the chocolate from whorren chan.Stay strong
>>559124201what? why every seatuber says to roll for nrt then? isnt it because she gets 60 free pulls on the banner anyway?
>>559127727>using tickets instead of holding them for sparkingretard
>>559123243To be honest uma is way more rewarding than mahjong
>>559127613teiobuhi...
>>559127872How does that even work? With what exchange points?
Jordan love!
>>559127872you can't spark from gold tickets retardchama
>>559128062You save them for target banners, and use them instead of carrots. Spending your tickets on a random banner is beyond retarded.
>>559128062see pic related>>559128202thought he used pinks my bad
>>559128223Since when do I get to pick where to use a Guaranteed Make Debut ticket?
cm10 status?
>>559128143>Jordan decorates the chocolate with nail polish because it looks cute and you get poisoned
Quick use all the image slots!
