>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>559056028
Another vandalized thread...its so over nightreign bros
q-ing
erg is finished
If you want an easy 5 billion (You)s just say something positive about executor or terr and they will flock to you like cattle
>>559132429calling it (and Nightreign) is pointless since it's also ELDEN RING, it's like saying ELDEN RING (and SoTE)
>>559132825>>559132825>>559132825REAL THREAD.Unspoiled. Unvandalized.
>>559132759this it was always kind of cringy and reddit
>>559132876autastic thread im calling it: it will look like a containment zone for awful posting
>>559132876I'm staying here so post those fat tits in here too
Let's have a thread war!
>haloslop>LL itemspathetic.
>>559133296No thanks
>>559133296we did not elect you to do pointless wars
>>559133167Yes mister sir but you have to tell me I'm your good little poster ok?
>>559133316I was doing less damage than your magic, it probably would've ended faster if I was playing recluse normally. I actually think my dagger and flail builds are stronger than halo slopping desu
>>559133296you belong in the other thread
>>559133525I could say you have good taste. That's good enough, no?
>>559132718I like his webms
>>559133525This post made me cringe in real life
>>559133525Good little postslut
>>559133682>flockhehehehehe
>>559134040>>559132718
gg routing
Gonna try out a torch build later on, which nightfarer would be best?WylderIroneyeDuchessUndertakerRev and recluse are out and I dont play the other 4
>>559134506sixth sense droppeddid we really win
>>559134621Shut up you stupid cunt
>>559134621I think you should stop trying to be quirky
>>559134621is this trish or sludge
gg banished knights we all wiped then sens ragequit
>>559134829fake webmI have it on good authority that Tide is tinpo (so they can groom troons) and tinpo was in a game at that time
>>559134691>>559134693>>559134775This is a serious question, answer pls
>>559134829Any reason why every webm posted here is just people trying to humiliate others?
>>559134931i'm not tide
>>559134506This undercaker is so lucky...
>>559135035me neither
>>559135015At first it was just banter but now it's just fuel for shitposting and bringing each other down
>>559134829>another exejeet raped by Euro knight bvllNumerous such cases
>>559135015Because they are the same webms over and over again, from months ago when they were posted as silly moments for the thread to enjoy. The threadshitter doesnt play the game so all xhe can do is repost old webms and pretend like they are participating.
>>559133575Sludge is so strong
>>559135336The /dsg/ spirit has invaded our souls it seems
>>559135436Case in point: >>559135410
>>559135580said no one ever
>>559135649That's random lobby webm, you seem upset also.
>>559135436how come it gets a reply that "he was in a different game at the time" if it was first posted 45 days ago why do people remember this
Give me (You)s please
kys freak
>>559134506He's so cool...
>>559134938Duchess so you can overcommitIroneye so you can do damageWylder so you can liveI'd be down to try a SL1 depth 5 run sometime just to see how hard it'd be
Fact: Threadshitters are the most persecuted group in the world
>>559134938Sludge or trash is a serious question too
>>559136251said no one ever
>jealous threadjeetkino
>>559134506why is your font weird
terr and trish and sludge and tinpo and ytlaire are so cool...
SOGGY PEEHOLE...
>names the lamest people in the threadgood bait
>>559136965who're the coolest 4 then
>>559137031these
>>559137226they aren't in the thread tho
>>559137226take a the showers
Top 5 favorite erg girls
>>559137540madisonvarreslutmiqueella goonettenekovocaroo anon
>>559137226Who are they?
>>559137664>neko >girldoesheknow.png
>>559136332And that’s a good thing!>>559136965>>559136467Got his ass
>>559136072
>>559137727The Regulars are a famous gay porn group whom terrjeeta used to enjoy masturbating to when xhe still had xher penis. They disbanded much like xher discord and xhe's been depressed about it ever since, thus xhe reminisces about them here by posting them every now and then.
>>559138308What?
gg tag dragon
>>559138308/dsg/ has such a rich and fabled heritage and tradition…
we are terr
gg dormant power helps discover flails
we carry the flame
Good night /erg/, I hate women.>>559137226I miss niggeru even though he sicced like 3 Brazilian blues on me.
>>559137540I like the ones with penises
>>559139001so all of them
>>559139001gay
>>559139072Except Madison and Miquella goonette
>>559139072All of the ones with penises yes>>559139269Pass
why did terr stop playing
>>559139269Those are men with extremely small penises
>>559139579Extremely weak mentally
>>559139579I made him my boyfriend and I made him move in with me so he’s been busy
>>559139909i'm jealous... please take care of his penis
>>559139269what about varre queen
>>559139579His duties as the prince of denmark starting piling up
>>559137226Rest in peace l1 king
>>559140303She's been gone for ages
>>559140802so have madison and miquella goonette
>>559140802She just came back a couple of weeks ago and posted more pictures
>>559139579Couldn't compete with Wyldgawds so xhe gave up>>559139909>>559140015Said no one ever
>>559135015it funny
>>559141282Even though we both said it. Don’t be envious of terr anon it doesn’t look good on you
>>559142268Even though you're both obese troons shitting up the thread.
>>559135767>>559136467>>559141282said no one evers
>>559142268>>559142493*even doe
>>559142493You’re the only obese troon here
we need to give more rights to obese troons
>>559142826>>559142962>obese troon lash outLike clockwork
>>559139909>>559139579>>559140015>>559140487>>559142268why are you talking about yourself in third person
>>559133296Looks like this one won
>>559143458It's just how xhe works, no one takes terrjeet seriously, so this is how xhe copes.
>>559143332Why is this obese troon false flagging so much?
>>559143526a house divided cannot stand
>>559143593It's sad but this anon has him clocked >>559143591
>>559143458Thread shitters work in mysterious, faggoty ways.
>>559144589would you like a hug too?
Balancers invasion being able to interrupt you while you're fucking downed is obnoxious as hell.
>>559145302>shit boss>shit raid>slop-tier relicsbalancers killed the game.
ded q
>>559145954truth nuke
gg heolster I probably shouldn't go for style points when none of my negation is active
Depth 2...
gg cumsters
gg 3bug
can i bleed faurtis more than 3x
In my last game, the divine beast warrior threw lighting about 150 degrees to his back, in order to strike me. That's how hard the game tries to fuck you over. They will have lightning thrown in impossible directions.
>>559147908Elden tracking for you
queue d5patch when
>>559148248Yep. It looked a lot like that. Add to the fact that I was the farthest away from him when he began the attack in the first place.
>>559148474game is at end of life. its over
>>559149097>>559148474they're going to do at least one more DLC with O&S
>>559149194They're gonna shut it down
>>559149265wanna make a bet
i want to dedicate this expedition to benjamin netanyahu
>>559148929even if you're shit at parrying the host should always at least parry any that are running at them. it's completely free.
q up sussies
>>559149265>>559149467>>559149097refer to >>559146105
>>559150059>tranny gameim good
>>559150158balala is gamerkino
>>559149860>even if you're shit at parryingNothing I hate more than people with high standards overestimating everyone else's ability. Come back down to earth, please.
banana is kino
>3x improved sorceries/incantations>0x seal dropsat least it was regular goat
gg
gg totem stela
gg regidrago
any queuers
seluvis looks like the kind of guy who would use his puppets to rape iji
>>559153065queue it up
Earlier, I got angry enough at the game to bang on my desk. I haven't lost control like that in a while. It was only 1 fist slam. But it was louder than I anticipated. I hope I didn't disturb my neighbor.>>559153065Later. I'm busy now.
I wish I was that desk
gg heolster, completely forgot to hit the shop and then got way to greedy with those chunky night comets.
gron you fucking pussy, leaving after one death
i know that youre judging me and its making my anxiety go through the roof
>>559154427game crashed
>>559154298ez game desu
>>559154574ill believe it...this time....
>>559153552yeah the desk slam bit was a funny recall what's been your favourite episode this season so far?
gg red BBH
gg bbh, that adel went quite well compared to the crucible knights and bbh lmao
>>559157371HOW IS YOUR FONT LIKE THAT ARE YOU JAPANESE
>>559157371was testing out a +2 resto on post damage, but the max HP drop on death curse is kind of rough with no negationswe clutched the adel fight though, I kept getting free ults off his grabs and nailed every one
Post more cutekino
>>559158052>spamno thanks
>>559130260Looks like kino from Bloodborne or something. >>559136959Look at that atmosphere… how can other games compete…
>>559148929He's so fucking cool...
>>559149194No they won’t. Nightreign is on maintenance mode for the rest of its days
Does the Wylder shield have more parry frames than the carian and golden parries
>>559158919No buckler parry is like the 3rd best after those 2
>mfw this anon >>559132718 was proven correct in real timeInsane, it's like some of you guys just can't help yourself falling for the most obvious bait imaginable.
>>559158185it’s the ravensmount assassin set from Elden Ring: Eldenring
I gave a red Rivers of Blood to Executor and he used it all run long.
no more adel
gg adel. non ED's shouldn't be in d5. so lame
I dodge Adel all the time, dogshit boring fight
>>559158052
>>559160381even though half of you still job to him
stream doko?
>>559160712https://www.twitch.tv/zorban13
>>559159810Sounds like a waste tbqh
>unironically linking zorbfatso
sorry trish maybe someone will link your stream next time
>>559132718my webm destroying executor with thanks and logic is free (you)s
>trintinx not using a mic because he's a manoh no no no
>>559159810Is this good or bad? Asking for a friend.
>>559161791It's a good feeling. I get to feel generous, he gets a quality weapon, we both win the run.
>>559161379>25 year olds who eat like trash all day and weigh 120 pounds calling anyone fat
>>559161791According to one schizo here it's the worst thing you can do and it literally makes you hitler
>>559161423was sleeping but I'll queue soon>>559134621The other day I found a torch with fire on charge attacks and it was staggering bosses really fast, tfw no torch dormant
shut up retard
>>559162968i actually look like that
>>559158181>spamWhat??>>559132718You lost
I did an entire run with bows and torches am I a wholesome offmeta chungus now chat, halo slop GROSS!
>>559163146>>559163282You're beautiful
No your beautiful
>>559162212>literally makes you HitlerSign me up!
>>559163379even though you aren't me that's the appropriate reply every time someone does an You're Beautiful at me in game, is to return them one immediately
>>559163457I think prattling prattes are hilarious, like Fromsoft is japanese as fuck but they just have to have those native in english for some reason, PLEASE HELP
>>559163425can you be a little for real but when you're hitler please be less hateful towards your actual fellow humans because israelis are really scary but there's no need to be mean to other people who are people just like you and me and not israeli
>>559163527>Fromsoft is japanese as fuckdark souls doesn't have japanese voice acting>>559163568this but unironically
>>559163527they have always been so endearing to me since dark souls 1, the lamentation pate from SotE is their logical zenith and conclusion, I was always surprised it wasn't joked around with more? maybe it needs more time to become rediscovered in the post post irony stage
>>559162968This is hot
>>559162968>>559163282Overweight girls are all Undertaker mains because they like to eat
>>559163679Prattling pates were introduced in dark souls 2 howeverAnother reason why it's the best souls game
>>559163568
>>559163643True>>559163679"YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL" is just so emotionally charged...>>559163726Are anniemay girls erg culture
>>559163827Nevermind they were in ds1 dlc im retarded
>>559163950you lucky bastard I was just about to call you out
was sin a thing in DS3?
>>559164149Yeah it's called Pontiff PvP
>>559163902I dunno but plump girls definitely are
>>559163679>>559163527VERY GOOD
>>559163902who is gonna win the trishb owl
>>559164330trish belongs to erg girls
stop replying to yourself trish
I just want to say Rennala fight is completely bullshitwhat the fuck is this,first she almost oneshots me with her spells bullshit, then she fucking summons a goddamn dragonwhy does she even have comet azur if the original creator was banished from the academy?
>>559164413I'm not you I don't do that, I like homegrown, GMO free responses>>559164369erg girls are so fvcking cute...
>>559164545stop avatarfagging you faggot
>>559164694Why does it make you so mad? if it was bannable she would be banned
>>559164541What level are you and whats your vigor
>When you see a lowercase erg boy
>>559165054Shouldn't you be erping with ace in zorbjeet's chat or something, fuck off get a life
>>559165054what does that even mean
>>559163568No>>559163761Would ngl
>>559165342pitiful
>>559165342>>559163761that's disgusting and you should feel bad
>>559165054lowercase boys is just the samefag facade of big uppercase boys
>>559165193Don't bother trying to make sense of a troon's ramblings
>>559163902>>559165054>>559164545you’re very attractive when you act like this ngl
>>559165983aahnnnn
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421what build should I try?
>>559166194build for BBC
>>559165517>>559165402Don’t reply twice I just like big tits is all
>>559166373I love black blade cindred
>>559166454So true!
>>559166373>see's a normal white girl>instantly thinks about porn and cockTouch grass
>>559166389not the same anon you're just a retard with shit tastewho in their right minds look at an obese mouthbreathing cortisol spiking obese tub of lard whale and thinks ''yeah that's attractive'' we should genuinely hang you by the gallows you stupid fucking faggot
>>559166484little fella is just gay with scat fetish
>>559166714>not the same anonXhe said, fooling no one, kys thread shitter meltdown haver
>>559166471>>559166454>>559166373shut it terrtroon
>>559166194Torch build
>>559166194Uninstalling the game build
>>559165193>>559165517>>559165691Gunning lowercase anons down in the street!
q...?
>>559167338I did that earlier and cant rly do a build cuz no dormant but I guess I oculd put on a bunch of affinity damage?
>>559163761would
>>559167320are you fat? you're fat aren't you. because you seem awfully offended over my post.how about you get on a treadmill and eat a salad fatty
queue up
bow duchess is obviously 0dps dogshit but it's funny how much more effective it is when it's not Manta piloting it
>>559169009the only recluse erg needs is back!
>>559169079Im not actually skorvan. sorry
>>559169071lol mighty shot is okay
Does continuing to play Nightreign even though there's no new content and it's repetitive and easy beyond reason make you a stupid loser idiot? I get the feeling we should move on already.
>>559169246Most of us have already moved on
>>559169362nigga you're still here stfu
>>559169385Yes? I still play elden ring, it is called the elden ring general after all
i wanna replay elden ring and talk to you guys about it and i wanna rewatch the digimons shows and i want to talk about it
>>559169471sure bro
>>559169517>threadshitter upset at the idea of someone playing elden ringkino
>>559169246hey what if the game's hard for measking for a friend
Why does Greatbow have less AR than Golems Greatbow on Wylder?
>>559169246the only ones that are still around are those bad enough to still feel a challenge when they play
>>559169945sure bro
>>559169945>>559169471got his ass
>>559169246No it just means ur not a braindead zoomer who needs constant updates, is just good game
>>559169748because it's a white weapon?
>>559170152why can you guys only think in these cartoony extremities?
>>559170281lets ignore the fact that I +1'd it on the field just to check. why do you feel the need to reply to stuff you have 0 idea about? is it adhd? must post must post must post unga bunga?
>>559170306Stupid questions deserve stupid answers
>>559170425So you're calling yourself stupid? kek
>>559169748In ER, the greatbow has even scaling for str and dex. The golem greatbow has higher scaling in str, and lower in dex. Assuming the scaling works similarly in Nightreign, then the golem greatbow would be more fitting for wylder, since his strength is a little higher than his dexterity.
gg big dragon, cooked
>>559170473gg bow duchess kinda popped off there ngl
>>559170152>sour grapes jaded troonillenial seethingdelicious
>>559170152>ESL MillenitroonGrim dark
>>559169471>>559169246>>559167320Got that faggot maggot nice work
>>559170359because even upgraded it's still going to be weaker than than a blue greatbow that is stronger by default, upgrade both to legendary in the crater and you'll see.the only instance that I know of where a white weapon upgraded to purple can be stronger than a purple weapon is the misbegotten bow.
>>559170573>>559170653theyre so mad they had to replice twice fast
>>559170719>all white weapons are all weaker than blue weapons always even when upgraded to the same tierBro I can tell you're just making shit up. Shut the fuck up already you dipshit
>>559170460I suspected that was the case. kind of a boring answer. the visual codex shows the same scaling letters but I'm guessing under the hood its different or something.
>>559170678fat people aren't human, simple as. also don't reply to yourself retard.
>>559170781>continues to prove the point Not the smartest shitter on the street are you
>>559171101>continued projecting schizoid meltdown Cinema
>>559170781Sent that freak flying well done victory is yours you have both won the battle and the war and as such the spoils of war will be yours to claim
>>559170653>>559170573made it talk it talk to itself and dilate profusely good job
>trish only hoursGuess I’ll come back later
>>559171207Wow thanks spoils of war anon finally the riches are mine...
>>559170460>>559170887Guardian with his respec has 50/50 str/dex but the Golem Greatbow is still stronger than the Greatbow when they're the same rank.
>made it talk it talk to itself
>>559171476>>559171207>trishterrjeet team upUh oh
>>559170887pfft, I didn't even think to look in the visual codex. But keep in mind, that scaling in these souls games don't have strict demarcations. Meaning, that two weapons can both have C scaling, and one weapon's C is a little higher than another weapon's C.
>>559171441bye slug
>>559171441wait, I just queued minutes ago. You can't go now.
>>559171541Who would have thought right? Love blooms in the strangest places in /erg/…
average trish webm
>>559171891Jealous of kbmGAWDS?Controller players be like I got stickdrift 1 second after buying my 100 usd chinese controller
well that came out of nowhere
>>559171441what did I do wrong? sorryOr I guess maybe you dont play this game
>>559172931You post characters from shows you don't watch
gg balancers
>>559172990how do you know tho
good morning erg!!
>>559173472hey snake
Time to q. Starting to think dormant flail recluse might be her strongest form and more consistent than spell recluse
>>559171165lay off on the mcdonalds fatso you're gonna get a heart attack
YER UGLEH
>>559173646you love saying stupid shit just to bait huh
>trish and tinpo duo hours>sludge griefing with flails recluseyep, i don't think i want to queue even if shifty and practice are in
>>559173646
>>559173778Credentials as a known queue member before talking shit please
>>559173646You should learn how to recluse ult better before giving build advice
>>559173932very true but you don't have the right to talk shit trash
STOP PINGING EVERY LITTLE THING ON THE GROUND, IT'S OVERSTIMULATING. HOLY SHIT. I CAN'T CHECK IT ALL. STOP PINGING TRASH
>>559173778>>559173848bet they won't respond
>>559171891All that effort just to play terribly lmao We need a controllerChad streamer
>>559173848>>559174008CC
what do you do if one (or both) of your teammates are cheating? do you just keep playing or do you leave? I personally throw the game on night 1 after looking at their relics but sometimes it sucks to lose 800 points just like that
>>559173778yesterday we wiped at 1bar to ED libra with practice, he's good but not that good
>>559174165>play with randoms (90% chance of getting a cheater)>expect to epicly pwn them every game without losing pointswho are you trying to impress? just play with a password if you don't want cheaters
>>559174023wdym effort, moving a mouse is effort to you? grim..
I'm not in the mood.
>>559174165it sucks but i just keep playing
uh oh melty. It's all recorded haha. kino
This could be us but you ain't playin' 'roundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aykwJFdnVw
Can somebody compile a webm of creasyjeet ragequitting because he 3 bar'd
>>559174272>who are you trying to impress?no one, I just like to piss them off. also, games with randoms (that aren't cheating) can be quite thrilling, /erg/ players are good to the point where it's not fun playing with them anymore
>>559173778Family heads skill does 1200 on the dummy while fully charged rancorcall does 560, even cancelling the skill midway does 580 damage. Plus you can only find family head on dormant flails. It also does pretty good stance damage
>>559174614you don't have to tell me, i've used itit's also miserably slow to cast, miserably slow at moving towards targets and is still the same miserable balancer slop abuseit also scales better on most characters other than recluse
>>559174514>>559174429In all my games, I've only rage quit twice. Once was with random like a month ago. And the second is today.Note: I finished the fight before quitting. You can't say I 3 bar quit.I quit because Trish and Tinpo ping too much, and then when I call them out on it, they think it's funny to ping more. Well I'm not in the mood for their "banter".Also, Trish needs to stop picking up everything in the starting camp without looking. She literally spins around like a tornado, sucking up all the equipment with complete disregard for the passives.Also, what were you idiots thinking, about to take on a perfumer at level 2. If I didn't ping the grace, that would have been a disaster.>>559171441Truly the worst time to play.
>"people" who shit on others on the queue never give out their nameHmm Im nyoticing
>>559174996lmfao you're not beating the lolcow allegations
>>559174996picking up all the starter camp items really fast is normalyou check them in your inventory while you run to the first PoI and drop the ones you don't need and ping them if it's valuable for a teammateif you're mad that someone "stole" a white full hp negation before you took the time to read it then you should just pick it up fastert. not trish/tinpo
>>559174996And it's not just the frequency of ping. It's the timing too. Like, why are you pinging equipment when the rain is super close to us, and we're near multiple enemies? Hello? Wait until it's safe first before we start exchanging equipment. Not that I really want you trash anyway. You dropped the equipment because it lower max HP when near death. Why would I want that? Why would ANYONE want that? It's TRASH
When is shifty going to ask trish out
>>559174996Trish is a ping spammer it's true. I've literally complained about it directly to him during/after runs. If you can believe it it used to be way worse.
>>559175118I always grab everything and drop if it when I see it's something someone could use
>>559175118It's not normal. You're just annoying, and nobody has pointed that out yet.
>>559175242Shifty is a masochist who likes carrying bad players. Plus he's extremely sissy-coded.
>>559175248I only ping things that could be useful for my team because I know their builds, if you get overstimulated it's literally not my fault, sorry, try being not so soft
>>559174996while i get someone sucking up all the items is annoying, they're just white items dude its usually just random shit passivesAlso if someone's pinging to much just spam pings back for a while, that usually gets the message across
>>559175301i'm not trish don't insult me
The vod is up btw
>>559175332>SoftSays the person who spirals when someone doesn't want to play a video game with them.
>>559175303Sissies are often straight plus trish likes it when boys kneel to her
>>559175335>they're just white items dude its usually just random shit passivesI don't care, I still want to shop for the right ones that accommodate my character. The 5 seconds you're saving by being an item vortex is really not changing anything about the run. But it is getting under my skin.>Also if someone's pinging to much just spam pings back for a while, that usually gets the message acrossSure, I've done that before with randoms. But clearly words are more effective. As Trish and Tinpo took such offense to my post, that they started pinging more. Some people are like that. They cope with criticism by being more annoying, not less. Very childish.>>559175346I didn't think you were trish. But if you're doing annoying things, then that makes you annoying. Maybe change your behavior if you don't want to be annoying.
>>559175494Says the person who didn't wanna play the videogame
I don't know what's the point of picking scholar when beast claw rev exists, she makes the early game a joke, meanwhile scholar is only good at killing trash mobs and becomes dead weight on the fights that matter, I swear this nigger is just as bad as guardian
>>559175586can you describe how it's annoying?one could argue that you slowly reading the passives of every white drop slowly and showing up late to every fight is annoying but i'm just telling you that hovering up white items at the start and examining them while you run is the most efficient play
senor crease...
Dude I've literally never "spammed" ping I only ping if I see for example that you are raider and you need charge attacks, stop lying, the VOD is up and anyone can see you ragequit because you were mad you died to the trolls for being greedy, you should've just gone to the grace, I didn't ping shit
>>559175749shut up trash
>>559175749You ping too much and you can't stop yourself from sperging
>>559175749https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2712522788?t=2h21m22s here begins the clownshow
>>559175829You can clearly see I only pinged the grace like two times, but nooo, you had to kill 1 more troll, pure greed
>>559175749Everyone knows you’re doing it to cultivate some ebin personality
>>559175906Literally 3 pings that whole clip because I was trying to tell you guys to come to the grace because the circle was closing in, such ping spamming oh no my poor aspergers
oh nonono creasyjeet sisters the narrative...
maybe if you didn't watch goontok on the side, it would be less stimulating...
>>559176213His game would lag less too if he wasn't streaming 99999 petabyttes of chinktok on the side too
>>559176061why do you drop your shit and ping it? are you autistic or something?
Wait for it he's probably writing a fucking biblical paragraph>>559176287Why do you care? does it overstimulate you?
>>559175704I mean... think about any situation ever. And imagine you're trying to look at something. But before you can, someone else rips that item away, and starts running. And now you have to chase after them, and simultaneously pull out your binoulars, and look at what they're holding, in order to see what it is. And even if you can see what they have and want it, they MIGHT drop it, or might not. There is no situation where that's not annoyong lol. Your question is honestly so ridiculous that it's made me genuinely laugh. Like how are you asking such a thing? Sounds like single child mentality.I'm not "late". You're rushing. The time you saved is not significant enough to alter the run in any way. You got to the next boss first, because you act recklessly. Heedless.
>>559176348Buddy that's just how the game works go play tik tok vietnam reign if you don't like it
>>559176348>>559176061Thoughts on the VOD? Trish only pinged 3 times
>>559176348the reason you suck up the starting camp items is because you have 5 empty slots in your inventoryjust because you don't want to do the optimal strat doesn't mean you can get offended at othersand you can say those few seconds don't count but they add up and there's plenty of runs where you can barely make it to the 1st or 2nd invader camp before the rain comes in and those added bits of time do make a differencei don't know why you're acting like an authority on what matters or not and in no way is it a reckless actioni could agree with your point if, say, you were a caster and a non caster sucks up all the seals/staves at the first PoI, but this isn't that case - these are starting camp white drops and they don't belong to you they belong to whoever picks them up first that's just how it goes
>trish making the password his little extended discord group and chasing away all new playersWho could’ve seen this coming
>>559176618Stfu threadshitter it's like 4 in the morning Im happy to get a game with them
>>559176493three times too many, trish should do extreme repentance emote instead each time he drop item.
>>559176348I’m so happy you’re here anon. This is the kind of mentally unstable posting I live for.
>>559175829>>559176061First of all, My post wasn't directed only to you trish. That's how it was framed by the threadshitters. It was directed at both you and tinpo. Which I count you two as a single unit, since you're always playing together.But do you see how tinpo pings the weapons at a really bad time? One weapon was my own that I just dropped myself. He accidentally pinged it most likely. Then he pings what he intended to ping, the sword with the really bad HP reducing passive that nobody in their right mind would want. So two pings back to back, right? This slows me down, because I'm curious. I want to check what he's pinging.As you're running away from a basic troll like a bitch, some soldiers start attacking me. Notice how my health is going down in between your map checks. That's me getting attacked.Tinpo had already moved down the ledge, so he's not there to assist me we the soldiers. I fight them off alone. I don't totally blame him for that, he's going to handle the troll that you ran from. But at the same time, the only reason the soldiers had the opportunity to hit me, was because tinpo distracted me with his pings.So after tinpo's pings sets me up to get attacked, and I'm in the midst of fighting the guys off, I hear you pinging stuff. Like, "erm guys.... don't look, but the rain is right behind you." Like, no shit, sherlock.
>>559177063You are simply wrong, checking pings at bad times is a skill ceiling thing
>thread has a lot of text in it>haven’t got a game in half and hour of qUmmmmmm ok
>>559177275Some of us are adults with responsibilities.
>>559176406No, that's how you work in the game.>>559176573Selfish and thoughtless.When you're so very weak at low level, every advantage matters at an invader camp. For example, while playing raider, the dash attack is effective in the begining, because it stuns enemies, halting their attacks, as well as allowing raider a quick recovery to dodge afterward. Well, sometimes there starting camp passives that improve dashing attacks. That makes mowing down invaders a bit more efficient.Or there might be drop of reduction for ironeye. It allows him to cover a wider ground and still do damage. That 7% range weapon damage increase might not sound like a lot to you, but it adds up.
>>559177063Oh so now it's their fault that you died? Insane
>>559177334Maybe I’ll q later then
>>559177432>selfish and thoughtless>ragequits a gamelool you are so deluded goddamn
>>559177223Pinging at bad times is just plain inconsiderate.>>559177459Hm? I didn't blame them for dying.
>>559177432and if i pick up a dash attack or ranged attack do you think i'm keeping it in my inventory you retard i literally said you drop it for others if it's of no use to youand it's hypocritical for you to say 7% damage matters but a few seconds don't?it's only "selfish" if its an item you want but they don't drop it because they want it, in which case you should've just grabbed shit faster and done the same thing of reading it on the way then distributing it as needed
>>559177635Don't be a bitch, they both pinged like 2 times
>>559177613I told them to stop pinging, but they pinged more, purposely in defiance. I'm not going to let them play in my face like that.They love playing together though, so I doubt my leaving bothered them too much.
>>559177758You think you're getting the last word but all you're doing is showing you're a ragequitting griefer
>>559177334Yet you have time to shitpost on thread. Curious.
>>559177275Oh it's the unironically blocked
>>559177275i don't know who you are so it's not worth booting up the game to play with you
>>559177675>and if i pick up a dash attack or ranged attack do you think i'm keeping it in my inventoryI don't know. A lot of people never drop things they don't need. I wouldn't have to rely on your benevolence if you never greedily snatched the item in the first place.Earlier, you said you drop them while you run. How is that faster? Like say you're in the back of the group, nobody is going to see you drop them. They're just lost now. Now say you're in the front of the group, whatever you drop, the person behind you has to check anyway, so they're going to stop and take the time they would have spent at the starting camp anyway.>and it's hypocritical for you to say 7% damage matters but a few seconds don't?Time in a fight is different than time out of a fight. When you're in a fight, killing the enemy more quickly prevents more opportunities for your team to fall. If you get to a fight sooner, but you're not as well equipped, then the fight could go on for longer, causing more fall opportunities.If both players read, and one grabs faster, then that's fair game. But grabbing without reading is actually just niggerish behavior. Taking without cause or reason. Just allowing your base impulses to dictate your actions
>>559178190tl;dr I suck and can't read fast and expect special treatmentcutie
>>559177890It s not about getting the last word. Just setting the record straight. They made me mad, so I voiced my frustration. They read my message and decided they wanted to be pricks about it. Pinging more to run it in my face. So I waited until the end of the fight, then quit.Duos is arguably easier than trios anyway. They're fine without me
>>559178163Do we all need thread personalities to play the game
Creasy hasn't seen nothing I can ping like SO FAST, one time I had a ping battle with a chinese rando and we unironically must've pinged like 300 times
>>559178280>tl;drWe really are dealling with a literacy crisis
>>559178190look man you obviously drop the items other people want when they're nearby and they will be nearby at the first PoI, the fact i need to explain these stupid trivial plainly obvious details it's just fucking tiring at this pointit's not base impulses to greed you stupid fucking mong it's an efficient calculated play because otherwise i'm going have to double back when you ping it instead of picking it up you ape like these are the most basic fundamentals to a time-based game and you're saying it's unfair for whatever reason - meanwhile i know that i will read passives in half a second as i zoom pick them up because i'm just that fast whereas your downsyndromed ass will stand staring at a fucking white item for 5 seconds before deciding if you should take it
>>559178414>they made me mad, so I voiced my frustration>because they pinged like two timesWow
get his ass
gg pinglord
>Trish and Creasy making up in the future
>>559178414Haha I'm sorry about dropping my items and pinging them, it was just a little joke, you don't have to be mad is only game
>>559178738i hate you so much
>>559178726
>>559178701gg pinglord we pinged them good
please stop pinging
If creasy had to attend a morse code call he would go INSANE bro it's only pingsping ping ping ping
>>559178602See. 5 times in 20 seconds. And again, it's not just the volume, it's the worst opportunities to ping.>>559178738I didn't find it funny.
It’s crazy to me that a dude is writing paragraphs of whining and a tranny is like lmao get over it. Only here could you make trannies seem like the cool ones.
>>559178953Oh no how could they, proposterous, evil, even
>>559178726Trish and Tinpo give off open relationship couple looking for a third at a bar.
I'm going to analyze the vod and will post my verdict laterThe greatest trial of erg, Creasy vs Trish
>>559179018>He cares about appearing cool to 4channers.
>tinpo and Trish being creeps and bullying players
Fight Night(reign); Place your bets!Creasy vs druggie anon vs Dingleno holds barred, no character limit
>creasy>new player
>>559179079It's not versus trish. My all caps angry post was directed to both of them. And then during the day 1 fight, they both didnextra pinging just to annoy me further.Why do you guys keep saying it's all about trish?
>>559179278I don't even know who the other two are. When was the last time they posted?
>>559179329Just stop bro, anyone can see you're just throwing a bitch fit if they check the vod
>>559179079this. Im studying it rn so i can understand the context for shitpost
Tide always overpinged tbfTrish does it as some quirky thing to be a thread personalityCreasy won before the fight happened
>>559179527Here cums the devils advocate
>>559179418Watch the day 1 boss. Both of them were doing extra pinging, after they read my angey post.
>>559179812They were probably laughing at you in the discord while doing it too
>>559173529
>>559179812lol you got bullied at school didn't you?
>>559179865Most likely the case. I find it interesting that they even read my post at all. I only posted because I was angry. What reason do they have to check the thread during an expedition? I onow you guys like to make fun of me for watching vietnamese dance shows during wxpeditions. But in actuality, I had the game full screened, and was locked in. Those jokers are are distracted reading the thread and guffawing on discord.
>>559180036It was a joke because you are so exagerated
>>559179997>He still behaves in a way that would impress school children.Sad really. But to answer your question: no. I had good friends. And while some people tried to pick on me, I always stuck up for myself, so they left me to find easier targets. It helps that I'm taller than most.
>>559180036Says the person writing rage paragraphs in the middle of the expedition what the fuck lmaoooooo
>>559180036Tide is the one who made the discord too. It’s the final form of gaming communities these days where a thread personality eventually splits the community so much that it becomes a small clique of autists and a dead general where new players can’t integrate into at all.
>>559180224don't lie, the way you respond to stupid shit makes me believe no one likes you
>>559180279Except trish hasn't been on the discord a while schizoanon
>>559179812looking at the vod, you had all the time in the world to move so downing there is on you. reading item effects is not an excuse since you know, if you're really bothered by it you can just get back to the castle at the start of day 2.i agree that pinging the tree and the grace could be annoying, but anyone at d5 would know what that means: 'heal up before the boss fight'. it was nothing worth getting angry about.
>>559180315You think that, because you're kind of retarded, threadshitter.
I unironically ping shit weapons because I rather read their passives on map while running to next poi. 8/10 times they are shit so nothing is lost. 2/10 times I waste time by having to go back.
pls stop fighting, let's be nice to each other
hello shiftyhenlo u stinky duckgo eat a bread ugly
>>559180036you're right on the money creasy all you need to do now is now to stop referring to trash as "her" because it's obvious xhe is an underage sperg (and brown), I mean this kind of immaturity is something you only see in a teenager
>>559180441gg dog nice clutches nyanderson>>559180441And one of those pings was only because I pinged wrong by accident or it would've been 2 pings>>559180883Im glad my sisters can find something in common to become friends...
>>559180441I wasn't angry because I downed. I was angry because they pinged. Going down only gave me the time to go to the thread to shout about the pinging. If I didn't go down, then I would have likely cooled off over time and not have said anything. But because I fell, and I was still hot about the pinging, I vented.The vod only shows the situation from Trish's angle. Where she runs away and is happily running circles in an empty field. It makes it all seem far less overwhelming. From my angle, I'm getting attacked from a soldier, and then a second one comes, and then a thirnone comes, and I takenthem out and rush to deal with the troll, and then try to escape the rain, and I fall not because I was attacked, but simply because I didn't heal fast enough to counteract the rain damage. Going down was really my own fault, if I just healed a little sooner, Inwould have made it out. But I remembered an /erg/ player deliberately dying in order to spawn at the boss with a restock of flasks. So while I was ashamed for dying, I was also unconcerned, because there was no way I could have restocked my flasks and run to the boss. Dying was actually a net benefit there.No, death wasn't the real issue. Pinging was. I was actually just going to stick out the run, even after they deliberately pinged at me during the beginning of the boss fight. But when tinpo did it again at the end of the fight, that was my last straw.
i only died because i took my eyes off the dog for 0.5 seconds and he charged full speed at me in that small time from across the arena
>>559179527tinpo is definitely tide
>>559181072You should just not have been there, trying to kill trolls in the rain was pure greed, you were already like level 9 for the night boss, you're not schizo paragraphing your way out of this one you're just a griefer
should i join erg queue?
>>559180036trish's adhd riddled brain can't go 1 minute without tabbing out to look at the thread or talk to himself in the chat
>>559180883remember these posts whenever trash does his fakenice personahe's a crack station hobo you don't try to befriend it even if he has a heart of gold and loves kittens
>>559181120im not we played together earlier
>>559181072So what's the takeaway here? why do you get angry over a few pings that's literally autism. All I'm reading is you quit out and are a shitter griefer
>>559180564I figured some you guys were doing that. I find that annoying too. That's relatively less annoying, since there is some logic to it But still mildly annoying. I ficking hate ADHD people so much. Can I say that? It's been a life long thing.
>>559181434there's a difference between an ADHD spaz like trish who can't focus on the game for 2 seconds and an ADHD autist who is hyper fixated on being as efficient as possibleyou can hate the first but not the second
>>559181521the TOS (Trish obsessed schizo) woke up I see, good morning dear
i take my time reading passives
Guys don't ping anything ever again ok
>>559181072sure, if death is not the issue then i'm glad that you realize it was your own bad decision making that made you stay at the castle. nothing wrong with that, at least now you know better to not let greed take over.i remember you not liking this duo, so block them and don't shit up the thread over something that is literally a mild case of ping autism. for the record, i still like playing with you more than one of them so stop writing schizoparagraphs to justify this and move on.
idk who's the drama is about but hoovering up shit without reading them is literal nigger behavior
>>559181670why do you hate me
>>559181186It was a little greedy, but in reason. While the rain was close, it was still far enough that we could burst down the last troll.But trish got spooked and ran. And tinpo decided "now is the time to ping equipment". Like really? THAT'S the time you want to ping some shit? Come on. COME ON.>>559181409The takeaway is to stop pinging trash, and to stop pinging at bad times.
>>559181670Funny you say that because the last time he meltied with us it was also because he 3 bar'd and we lost, textbook melty
>>559181569you can't just call everyone who disagrees with you an obsessed schizoin one post you'll go "uguu i'm a ditzy recluse i know i'm bad at the game forgwive me" and then in the next you'll shittalk other players and act like you're better then themyou're a stain on this thread, worse than the other schizos
>>559181746AYO GIBS ME DAT WHITE BOI
>>559181785I know it's you because you like to use that crack hobo analogy from like 3 months ago schizo anon, no deflecting nowIve never said Im good im just speaking my mind about what happened
>>559181853no i saw the guy who called you a crack hobo and i agree with the sentiment so i'm also calling you a crack hoboit's like calling zorban zorfat because i agree he is a chubby chap who needs to lose weight - doesn't mean i invented it
>>559181746I grab things, read them and if it's useful for anyone I drop it
>>559181938genuine question, are you on the spectrum?
>>559181916Yeaaah right haha.>>559181970Probably not? Loud noises like pinging don't trigger me. I do have BPD tho
>>559182062you wanna bet i didn't come up with it? i can give you proof if you wager something on it
>>559181521Yes. Agreed.I remeber the first time I had to deal with a spazzy ADHD. I was around 8. And my mom was babysitting this kid who would not stop bouncing off the walls, and constantly touching shit we asked him not to touch a dozen times. And I just got sick of it and shouted at him one day. That's when my mom pulled me aside and explained he "hyperactive" and he can't help it. Since then, I've always noticed that the most annoying people just happen to have ADHD. Even in adulthood, where they're relatively more controlled. There is just something about them that makes them less tolerable than others.
>>559182121If that's the case tell me where I shit talked other players here
>people itt surprised that a bunch of 4chan autists are technically skilled but terrible at team play
>>559182262You’re just acting in bad faith.
>>559182167bro you crash out all the time it's not hard to find >>559173932and if you're not taking my bet then it's proof that you don't care that i'm right
>>559182161>ADHD>less tolerable than others>from the guy who ragequits for nothinghhadafsjgsjfabfshshgdhfa this is so kino
>trash>technically skilled
all of this because i pinged the shit hammer... really sorry guys...
>>559181785>>559181746>>559181434>>559181303Hit the nail right on the head and triggered the brown threadshitter good job we are all proud of you
>>559182261regardless of personal dislikes the average ergite is a much better player than your average randoq without the password sometimes and you'll be astounded by the level of retardation some people operate with
>>559182247I was just being smug because sludge said the same thing to me unprompted like 2 days after we lost a match, and you probably know that too you're just a bad faith cutie, try harder next time please
>>559181670You re not getting the whole picture.It's not greed if it's doable. It was made undoable, because trish ran, and tinpo created a distraction by pinging.And I didn't quit because of the initial pings. I vented my anger, and I planned on finishing the expedition. I quit, because befor and after the boss, they both did extra pinging jist to annoy me further.
>>559182391They really aren’t, the average rando has atleast made the climb to D5 alone, trash just hides behind his teammates spamming l2 after 10 minutes of running around in a circle and doing nothing the 3 bars if they don’t have full hp negation. Whenever the password was active everyone blocked him for unironically being constantly dogshit
>>559182497Anything is doable I'm just not fighthing trolls in the rain it's risky, it's your fault
Oh sorry for dodging balancers, I thought I was off the password and wanted to q so I backed out to check.
>>559181938>I grabs it, and den if I don't wants it, I throws it away.You're just describing stealing and litering
>>559182497now you're just justifying your lack of skill. sorry but i think you're beyond reason.
>>559182549>>559182497Soo trueeeI love my sisters these group activities are so fun
>bot posts in the middle of namefag dramait's unironically over
>>559182391nahh, that used to be true
>>559182247>>559182402No response? poor guy
>>559182909>I wasn't talking shit I was just talking shit it was banter just a social experiment I was being smug
>>559182497did you not notice that you had 150% tide damage on you, i wouldve just run with trish if i were you
>>559182969Exactly just banter you said it yourself because he had said the same thing
>guys i totally don't shittalk other pla-ACK!
>>559183018kek now post him sperging out about zorfat
If you talk shit first I can talk shit too, that's basic>>559183018And that's not me
>>559183105yeah nice try retard you're the only one here who puts * in random words, fuck offplus that was when you were seething about cc which you clearly never recovered from
>>559183105we all know it's you trish
>>559183018How do you sort these? do you have all of them alphabetized orrr?
>>559182590ok, I get why you would make the decision to run. I don't like fighting stuff in the raineither. But again, the rain wasn't yer on us. It was close, yes, but not so vlose that we couldn't burst down the troll in timeFor reference, go back and look at the video. Count from the time where trish engages the troll, to the time our health ars trun purple. It's a full 32 seconds. We had 32 seconds to kill a single troll. If we only had the coordination, it wouldn't have been a problem at all.
>>559183212>>559183224Yeah maybe someone like you guys, who is obsessed with me enough to have folders with screenshots would make a falseflag post?same as you do?
>>559183212don't tell him about how easy it is to identify his posts or he'll start trying to hide it betterit's also super easy to tell when he replies to himself because of this
>>559183004I noted it when I picked it up. But honestly didn't factor that in when the day was ending. Still, we had plenty of time to kill a single troll, we just lost coordination.
>>559183065>IT'S NEVER MY FAULT YOU HECKIN BIGOT CHUD!! I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING BAD EVER AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOURE JUST A SCHIZO!!!
>>559183419Keep 'em coming baby I love it
>>559183419Zorban and ace literally got mad because i pointed them down ingame, I wish I had the vod. Ace was super toxic to zorb's chatters so I decided to do that
>>559183065>>559183419get a room you two
is anyone queuing
>>559172931>>559176061>>559178525>>559179020>>559181781>>559182062
>>559183386>>559182497You do realize if someone made the decision to bail, you can do it too right? You leave the troll alive, you will come back to the castle day 2 for the roof boss anyway there is no need to die in the rain by checking something someone pinged you literal NPC.
>>559183762??? trish obsessed schizo is losing it
>>559183787it doesn't matter hes mad because i pinged a shit weapon
>>559183832Huh?
Wtf so there's literally bot posts in this website of people trying to stir shit? grim
>>559182391No except for the cheaters. D5 9999 randoms are pretty good
>>559182391You just have to watch when manta plays with non ergies, they don't accomplish anything and end up lvl 4 night 1
pass is so dead...i miss you bros....randoms are not as cool
>>559184287ill get on
>>559183787I wasn't checking equipment in the rain. Again, the vod is right there for reference. Tinpo pings about the same time trish engages with the troll. So I was checking the ping about 30 seconds before the rain zones us out of that location.You're fauling to understand like basic cause and effect here.BEFORE Trish ran, and BEFORE the ping caused a cascade of soldiers to distract me, the risk was low. Practically non existent.AFTER trish ran, and AFTER thenping caused a cascade of soldiers to attack me, the risk became high.Because I still tried to take on the troll at a high risk, and failed to heal throught the rain, I blame myself for dying. Not them. However, despite my own failings, it's still a matter of fact that we had about 30 seconds to deal with the troll before shit went awry. So for that, I say it wasn't greedy, because it was perfectly doable. It became greedy when the doability declined.
>>559183762thanks
>>559184354It doesn't do anything anon
>>559184341>waa waa waa pinging breaks my programmingSYBAU and take some accountability you complete mongoloid
how do I deal with ED libra as a melee player? assuming we can't nuke the condemned as soon as they spawnit feels like only thing I can do is run around if I'm targeted by ranged condemned, I can't put in any damage vs libra himself
>>559184341Lmfao this is so petty, what are you even on about anymore bro it's just a game, grow up
>>559184341You realize you’re trying to reason with a double digit iq third worlder. They simply don’t comprehend things like teamwork and sharing
>>559184479There's nothing you can do. The boss is not balanced. You either find a way to do huge damage, or you die.A less likely to be targeted passive will help make you less attractive to the condemned. But beyond that, there's nothing.
>>559184397it's the thought that counts
I wonder why I got banned the other day for posting this when like half of the thread rn is offtopic, corrupt jannies..
>>559184479if you're being targeted by the condemned then your team isn'tthem's the breaksotherwise just hit libra to keep his aggro on you instead
>>559183231>>559183461i have one where xhe shittalks pepe but it'd be a bit hypocritical since pepe also throws many melties
>>559184637>some tranime pics make me leak uncontrollably
>>559184487What are YOU on about?
>>559184719what?
i thought you were queuing anon...
Gn fun shitposting sesh
>>559184589>>559184654so my best bet would be NOT equipping LLTBT to hold condemned aggro myself and just take them on a trip across the arena while my teammates deal with libra...I'd like to have a way to contribute that is not 100% reliant on my team not downing to libra though
>>559184916you don't have to dequip your LLBT but you should be giving it to those who don't have it if they're more fit to kill condemnedgranted you don't have to, that's an unfun way of playing - you can always bring a bigger weapon to bully condemned or some sort of skill even if you're not full skill monkey
>>559184916No, you should always have an LL item, because when Libra calls a riot phase the fight solves itself because even if your pals get downed the condemned will focus on eachother rather than you for the remainder of the fight.
>>559184479Get less likely. If you can’t get less likely the your best options are ranged skills like halo sytche, vykes or moonveil. If you can’t get get that then something that stunlocks the condemned like giants hunt, rivers, dual spear running attacks or sword jumping attacks is your best bet. In terms of dealing with libra. He really isn’t that hard, either run to the right on turns or follow it to the left and loop around with it. Learn to dodge ground sigils rather than run from them since he leaves openings and he also has long openings after his staff combos. If he’s doing the sky pellets I don’t really like engaging with him. And the best tactic is status. Rot and poison ticking down his hp is biggest damage uptime you’ll have typically. Madness, bleed and frost chunk his hp bar pretty easily.Other tricks I’d recommend are being very scared of the phase he has the madness eye over you as its by far the most dangerous phase, resistance to ailments is always a must pick, bringing holy negations if you’re having bad negation luck (like if you pick it up early don’t drop it unless you find a much, much better negation), using a big negation perfume when he cuts your ho to half is recommended and your biggest cause of death will be greed
>>559185125It gives you breathing room but the fight is not solved, the condemned can actually kill each other and when the riot condemned or the normal condemned are dead then they continue chasing you around the map
>>559185098>>559185125ok I think I'll switch my "defeating enemies fills the art gauge" relic for a single balancers relic, I need more burst potential and I still have the +1 version on the deep relicsI'm playing undertaker so I was relying mostly on building up the necklace effect with quick/powerstanced attacks, which I don't have the time for vs multiple condemned
>>559184479you can't really "carry" the run if your teammates are complete dogshit 16 barring mantas as a melee. your best bet would be to haloslop with LLTBT and solo the run
>>559185653if you've got dark fathom and you've got some negation/LL then you can run around waiting for ult charge to revive 3bars although unfortunately the madness eye phase can fuck you over if he teleports at the same time as a proc
>>559185540You can walk away from and they’ll lose interest. He also spawns them so fast that it hardly like they’ll run out of condemned to fight
>>559185770In D4 and below these people literally have an estimated lifespan of 30 seconds you really need a way to deal damage to Libra himself.
>>559185870revives will continue until morale improves
>>559185653I’ve done it multiple times on the password and with randos who’ve 3 barred before half hp and I have no viable quick rez options. Carrying Ed Libra with LLTBT is deeply unimpressive at this point
>>559185971>>559185870>log capacity exceeded
>>559186043>dormant small shields
Back from dog walk, time to q. Also what people opinions on using halo sytche for ED balancers? I don’t think the boss is interesting enough to warrant not just going all out. Like someone dodges the charging balancer > burst it down > repeat. I can use magic vs them but it essentially feels like I’m doing the same damage and same thing and overall its less interesting for me if we get normal balancers since I can’t just put my stave away and use something else.
>>559187154halo slop is halo slop
>>559187243The damage is the same or less than when using sorceries though
>>559184479There's a lot of things you should be able to intuitively understand if you actually sit down and think. Like as an example using the LLTBT, giving it to someone who is geared to kill the condemned as a priority and adjusting you own game plan accordingly. Here are some fun "deserved the loss" awards for free:>picking a caster but then it's actually a melee set up and now nobody is capable of nuking the condemned>picking guardian (the player gets hard countered by everything in the fight to the point that their best contribution is to just run away and not die and their condemned version is giga cancer to fight)>picking raider (similiar to guardian but he has slightly more damage to contribute assuming he doesn't get madness stunlocked to death every 10 seconds)>duchess saving ults for revives rather than for killing the condemned
>>559187154its viable, pretty boring though
>>559187324it's less but halo slop is still halo slopit can kill balancers in 3 hits even though they're resistant and the tracking/range is good too
>>559187243>>559187395>>559187324Its not bad but there are much better options, these people just have halo scythe derangement syndrome.
>>559187382Think that’s my biggest issue when someone complains about using it though. How do you make the fight interesting without throwing? Like executor with double balancers just rolling through the charge and spamming rivers is by far the most effective method but its boring, parry is effective but its boring, using sorceries is effective but its boring. I wish the fight had more to it like it was only 3 balancers or something but the nature of the fight, especially at D5 just rewards boring
>>559187719clump up and mohg them all at once
>>559187905Doesn’t work at D5 unless you use scholar ult. It also doesn’t stunlock them at D5 either so you’ll just get jumped
>>559187719Go the split up strategy where everyone deals with their own balancer.
>>559187360ok so your advice is:>if le ebin melee recluse is queuing or someone picks raider/guardian and target nightlord is libra, just alt+F4 bro
>>559188250No one does this so it loops back around to how do you make it interesting without throwing
>1h 1/3>decides to jack off>3/3everytime
Using haloslop vs balancer is honestly fine. Having haloslop in your back pocket vs dogs and libra and not using it unless things go bad is honestly fine. Using haloslop vs anything else like heolstor or dreglord is gay
>>559188535from the information I've gathered ITT, using the halo scythe is ok as long as you're not running dormant reapers nor double balancers relics because that's what turns it into "haloslop"
>>559188315more like the straightest path to win when your team is in griefmaxx mode is to have a pocket caster duchess or ult spam ironeye build
I've been doing pretty well as ISA raider on ED balancers; they die in 2 hits with some exalted flesh, 2h and melee passives are not too hard to find, all in all it feels like a pretty rng safe build so far, I even managed to clutch a game by reviving two 3bar teammates with the totem and the pizza cutter. the only bad thing about it is that I feel like I'm not contributing enough in the early game, to help kill the invaders I have to go up close and personal and you can't really trade hits with them at lvl 2
>>559163324You're cringe
>>559188535>>559188691wrongonly trish thinks it's ok to use halo slop if you don't have it dormant, it's not"keeping it in your back pocket in case you suck" is also a shitty move, why are you playing depths mode and depths 5 at that when you don't want a challenge?
anyone q'ers?
>>559189741i am q'd
>>559189720Okay but what if your teammates are genuinely useless morons like manta
>>559189914stop with your morality, stop caring about what other people think about you and use whatever the fuck you want
>>559189914>play with manta for fun/difficulty>ACK IT'S TOO DIFFICULT HALOSAMA SAVE MEEEEEEEit's like saying you're good with spicy food, ordering some and then drinking copious amounts of milk with it to cope
>missed the creasyjeet melty and rage quit
>>559189991>bring halo to every password game>kill nightlords in 30 seconds>get blocked after 2 matches
>>559190350no one does this, YDPTG
halo slop is just the same kind of argument as cheating in legal relics, only shitters need to do it and nobody likes when someone does
halo it up uh uh slop it up uh uh
>>559190501>trish is an advocate for both of thesereally makes you think
QD5
>>559187154Just play whatever you want, people here are gonna complain regardless
>>559181072>I wasn't angry because I downed. I was angry because they pinged
>>559190773The trick is to ignore whatever the thread says and just play
I can't for the life on me replicate this video. I might just have to learn when he can do it and then act accordingly if I ever hope to figure out a way to get the autism kill.
>>559190885speaking of which, queue now please
>>559188691if I'm trying to rack up a streak (Im at 30) know, I'll use whatever
>>559190346Devilgawd vindicated
>>559191136This is the same argument as base game in pvp, "Nooo you can't use occult dual nagis reeee!", is it our fault souls games are always balanced like shit?
>>559190346It's all in trish's vod
>>559191240You control the buttons you press
gg royal revenant
Family heads is so strong…Damage heals perfume is so weak…
>>559191450why is your font weird
>>559191498mod
>>559191450Why didn’t you take the sacred relic sword btw. Was wondering why it wasn’t being used all game
>>559191556for what
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421Good morning I slept 2 hours
>>559191470troon merchant is so weak...
>>559191650was using incan build, and tinpo didn't pick it so I thought he didn't want it and only used it for less likely.
>>559191776Please don't be mean to sludge
>>559191843but she so bitchy and catty to everyone else
So Vyke got all the way to Mountaintops and Bernahl got to tornado dragon land. Is it safe to assume they killed unknown demigods on their journeys?
>>559192079She's not that bad and girls are just naturally catty like that
>>559191843Im starting to feel sexually attracted to sludge, she's been really sexy lately
do NOT learn from RVC
why do non-ED dogs still exist
gg and welcome back cc
>>559193061non everdarks all need their hp doubled at the minimum in d5. completely free and pointless bosses across the board. what were they thinking? by the time you are level 15 and have a full build these fights are total jokes
>>559193420i don't want to fight baby dogs even if they've got quadruple hpnot like there's going to be any updates though
>>559193420They've said they didnt account people to be no lives who just breeze trough d5
>>559193725yeah last time they announced the numbers only 3% of people were D5, most of them are probably cheaters, carried shitters or got to 6k and stopped the amount of sweats that get to 9999 and keep going is actually a minuscule percent of the population
>>559193725the expeditions themselves feel fine though. they are balanced quite well. but then you are confronted with a nightlord that goes down quicker than half the field bosses did
>>559193420>let's make every boss a furnace golem that will fix the game
>>559193863>>559193865were those stats before the double balancer meta took off? doesn't take much to get carried in randoms by it so that number should go up
>>559193875do you enjoy 10 second nightlord fights after a 40 minute expedition? id rather have them last a few minutes and have an actual sense of danger that you might lose
>>559193971>sense of danger during double health base adel, dogs, augurdanger of falling asleep maybe
>>559193971You can switch to a shitter weapon and unequip weapons mid fight, anon.
>>559194039>impose arbitrary challenges on yourself since the game devs cant balance properlythere it is, my favorite fromslop apologist take
bloody bastard only 1 invader seed
slow day on /v/
geegee
>>559191650I wanted to use the colossal wp i had it has black flame on cr2, pretty nice. It also had lltb so i didnt want to take that with 2 casters on the team >>559191658style
gg bloody womenI apologize sludge you did great, strong reclussy
That first down was so silly, I must’ve been like 1hp off from a scream or something
that was some worm bullshittery
>>559195121You should change your 2nd deep relic to phys negation for birds
>>559195121>>559195098
>>559195098thanks for the mohg carry you helped me beat my streak record Im at 26 now
>>559195224yeah, I prob should make a build specifically for this boss
>>559195045>double balancer katana duchess>halo slopi'll take 1 remance please
>>559194640link pls
>>559195503I'm sorry for not playing no relics lvl 1 guardian
If someone is against sloppy builds please post your +50 winstreak only using bare fists
>>559195651>>559195809you sound upset
post your at least 6 star rating osu! aimslop S rank map clear if you want to talk about skill
>>559195876like clockwork canned response, dance for me
>point and click sloppass
>Survive the worm phase when it targets me>Die because I got gankedHow the fuck am I supposed to run away with such a small stamina bar and with three valkyries aggroed on me
>>559195932I've never played osu but I played eba on the dswhich came first
>>559195932i'll give you this instead
>>559194253>it's the dev's responsibility to balance things around MY skill level
>>559195045>>559195098now kiss
>>559196387are you a girl
>>559196638no
oopsy, my bad on overcommitting at the invaders.
>>559197367Keep it in the discord.
>>559197447>threadshitter meltykino
>>559197534kek sent him into his mantras already. Tell me I don't play the game but as an acronym!
ngl the redcel vs hunter sperg out is funnier than whatever that avatarfag shitstorm was
ggs and thanks for this wonderful thing, I think my dormant staffs got bugged or something because I didn't find a single staff from a loot orb that run.
gg beautiful ladies, thanks for the grafted>>559195610i'm joking it;s the jp font
>>559197891your life is funnier fag
>>559197367that seed was hard damn, 1 circle locked us between two awful invader pois, redred wolf and castle
gg bloody balancers i had night tide so i didn't want to risk the castle rooftop
>>559196387wish I had friends to play this with, loved maiden and spell
>>559198271gg early marais, the abracadabra build just got better.
>>559198346yeah that sucked... next time they spawn in the village back let's just leave
>>559198280yeah
>>559198054All spellcasters have moved onto dormants flails since the maths came out
>>559198538You can actually give enemies scarlet rot by hitting them with the rotten crystal staff lol.
>>559198516i'm too spaghetti to try multiplayer lunar out with randoms and multiplayer hard is too easyi was surprised how much i enjoyed the singleplayer even though i'm not usually a bullet hell enjoyer
>>559198447it's okay, i'm glad we did that risky move though since the boss there dropped my one and only full hp negation.
>>559198538>+2brickthe nerf to the rotten crystal staff made this build a lot less consistent>>559198640your kids will be in college by the time those projectiles hit their target
>>559198640the maths in question being 21 > 11
>>559190584>>559184814said no one ever
>>559184645No proxy report spams this time around. Guess he got lazy
>>559182218It goes beyond that at this point. Some, a lot of them even, aren’t even “technically skilled”.
>>559183231he doesn’t he just has them randomly saved and scrolls through for them
>>559196387based r&s gamer, i still can't win an extra mode run on hard. i'm unironically filtered by the boxes on the last stage.
I love terr
>>559199475see>>559199191
>>559198054gotta love night invaders, this is what we found for our recluse in a caligo game I had a while ago
>>559180279Truth
>>559178726cringe >>559178801based and cute
>>559199459i get you, the isoscagon thing on extra lunar destroyed tens of runs until i learned the gimmick to iti love the rotating lasers on the hexagon
>>559199475>>559199680Me too I love my boyfriend
>>559199680see>>559199191
>>559177275Some of us are actually playing good games like Resident Kino. Get used to it.
>>559199680many are saying this
>>559176664>>559176253>>559176213Got his ass
>>559199886*thousands
>>559199870isn't that less than 10 hours long for a $70 game lol
>>559199704unless i bruteforce it with assassin rabbit aka duchess dodge crutch, i can't even reach the last stage so it's definitely a skill issue but yeah extra mode has been a ton of fun.
Just jobbed to ED Dogs again
>>559199870Honestly looks uninteresting as fuck, the game doesn't have much personality/art direction anymore and it's just a bunch of cutscenes.
>>559200017>>559200106how do i know you're poor
>>559199870>resident slop
>>559173715>continued projecting schizoid troon meltyKino
>>559200092lol ur trash
>another thread spammed nearly to bump limit starting at around 4 in the morning by shitposting thread shittersWho is doing this and how do get rid of them?
>>559200148i'm not, i just have standardsi'll drop $50 for the ER DLC or for nightreign+DLC since i know i'll get a good amount of time for my money
who cares just bake another one
>>559200312our thread-baking supplies are low, we must declare war on other generals for resources
>>559200304>i'm not, i just have standards>i'll drop $50 for the ER DLC or the nightreign+DLC
>Nu Crapcom>Standards
>>559200106when i was watching someone's playthrough of it i was surprised at the axe melee being so bland. so many of the attacks are just slamming the axe into flesh then pulling it out vertically and then something explodes. it's so lame>>559200481i got over 150 hours out of the ER DLC since i did a normal playthrough into a RL1SL0 run, well worth itnightreign DLC has been... interesting but i definitely got value out of the $20 i paid for it
>>559200481yeah imagine playing a game for gameplay rather than to look at videos. snoy cinematography gaymers need to be shot in minecraft
>>559199809wowie executor sure gets all the ladies
>>559200684>in minecraft
>>559200679Just have to look at their latest games, milds, dragons shitma and stuff they all flopped because they're uninspired garbage
>>559200869pepe stop shitposting and queue
>>559200941Said nobody ever lmao
>>559200869great work pepe keep it up
>>559200602>threadshitter can’t readKinography
>>559200312not the issue dummy>>559199809>>559199680>>559199745>>559200749
>>559200684>random consoleGOD seetheuh oh pctroon melty
>>559199870This triggered them HARD Shartreign sloppers aren’t coping well with the fact their game is old news and people are moving on. Sad!
>>559201558yes, yes we know you consoys love walking around watching cutscenes and admiring the scenery in your glorious 60fps wokeslop.
I miss clapcake she's so cute
cute poster gone
>>559201757>continues proving the pointclassic
>>559199680>>559199745Don’t talk about yourself in third person
>fall asleep listening to smoughtown talking about Lusat and the primeval current >have a dream that I'm lying on my couch in the dark at night watching the video on TV >Recluse starts trying to break into my house by prying a window open
shifty wake up manta is live
really? huge ergyogurt win
I miss her
if there are thousands of dsgers, how many ergiyogis are there?
>>559199475said everyone ever
>>559202283he's just so cool
>>559200237combination of terr’s shit stirring, creasyfaggot’s essays and one or two others namecucks shitposting incessantly. disastrous combo to say the least.
>>559199475>>559199680>>559199745>>559202440>>559202440>>559202283this so much this
>>559202893you pinged that guy twice but didn't ping me which side are you on
>>559202440except his nostrength dyel arms would only be doing 100~ damage with those weapons, but I guess that's just standard numbers for exejeets when they're not using cheat builds.
>>559202946>>559202893guys stop pinging or greasyjeet is going to lose concentration and get stunlocked in the rain and die
>mass reply terrtroon third person postsPoor guy. Something terrible must be happening.
>>559203172don’t trigger it please or he’ll start talking about poop penis again
>>559203076even doe thats a good turn of events
>>559203172Is it related to the war in Iran?
>>559181970Worse. he's Indian.Always remember this when interacting with Trish and all his behaviour starts making sense.
>>559203658Even though she only speaks English and Spanish
>>559203658And then you remember indians are paid for posting in 4chan
>>559203701Yes yes Trish but you're still losing izzat here.
>>559203847>Autists don’t understand jokes Classic
>>559203658>>559203847I thought she was ‘tinxBoth are bad but wow…
>>559203916>copying someone's gimmick>saying autism because xhe was asked if xhe was on the spectrumsmart chatbot here
>>559203658>>559203847>>559203996xhe is not indian thoughbeit
>>559203996Yup>>559204230You're not escaping this Trish
>trish griefing erg's side project of carrying mantard to 9999 with his balancer reaper duchessstop queuing for her you shameless latinx
>parasocial discord meltdown
Password is ded I assume everyone is just queuing manta
>>559203658>>559203847>>559204325wait you mean you can say something and not mean it? WTF? BUT HOW?????
>>559204485depths 6 is out
when will trish sing this masterpiece for ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X54KKlCfKpk
>>559204325brother hes clearly joking. why would an indian know how to speak perfect portuguese
>>559204494post tetas
>>559204531Eh guess I’ll queue snipe for a game
chances of trish duo-queuing into manta?
>>559202496>>559203172>>559203847Sounds to me like all of these people deserve death and worse
>>559204583They're called gypsies, Anon.>perfect portugueseYou're right, my bad.
Gogo trish!
Terr is awesome terr is coolWe all love terr
>a new /erg/er like creasy gets talked about all the time despite me being here since launch just because he's autistic and sperges outI WANT TO BE POPULAR TOO
>>559205113no one likes him though, people talk about him because he's an enormous faggot
>>559205113You don't want to be talked about on here.
>>559205113Laughing WITH you vs laughing AT you. We are definitely laughing at that creasyjeet like the lolcow that he is. He is not popular at all.
>>559205113You should know by now how easy it is. Just start avatarfagging as an anime girl with big boobs and you'll get all the attention you wantThis general is mostly comprised of mindless retarded goycattle slaves after all so it's a guaranteed strategy
>>559205113People only talk about annoying troons or sparks. The only popular anon that is liked is Shifty. Every other popular anon is hated and mocked.
>>559205113you might've been here since launch but you obviously don't play long hours otherwise you'd get talked about
>>559205374thisthisthisthisthisthisthis
trish you're supposed to break the fulghor channel don't know if you know
>>559205395>shittycuck the most notorious griefer, 3bar jobber and dogshit routing extraordinaire>well likedgood one
>manta getting all the aggro from doing all the dps>dodges the entire twinblade chain attack no sweattrish is the one getting carried LOL
>>559205671You're right but for the wrong reasons
>>559205395>Shifty>likedthat goblin been on my permablock list even before don
>>559205725Is dodging attacks as duchess impressive?
>>559205374Lmao you're seething so hard at this for months haha
>>559205725>dodges the entire twinblade chain attack no sweatshe just crutchess dodged 12 times in a row
you dont really understand, the demi-humans WILL behave if they have access to education and infrastructure
>>559205725Of course she carries, our bimbo qveen is not a bad player, she just gets tired into the stream because she's so cheerful>>559205551What do I do if he has the lightning debuff? I didnt have a big weapon
>>559206065Nvm Im stupid I had godfrey axe
>>559205903be quiet, rage quitter latinx. the adults are talking.
>>559205113So who all are the unpopular ergites who play here but don't get mentioned? We should mention them once in a while.
The thread is tsundere, they'll always talk shit but deep down they're soft cuties
>>559206305Rem never gets brought up
>>559206305dont, most people that keep low profile want it to stay that way
>>559206414They do for being a laggard
>>559206305i play a lot but i rarely get mentioned and id prefer to keep it that way
Namefags are so brave, they actually own what they say
Don't call me cutie
>>559206305I get mentioned a lot but it doesn't really affect me, I mean it's just a videogame and you're getting shit talked by chuds, who cares, shitters gonna shit as they said in base game
>>559206305I dont see the following brought up muchRemanceNaefyZanebwehhhMARZYtlaireSalvare
I thought we would get a game since we all missed the streamer queue but still dead
The OTP
>>559206779i've been in q for 30m already
>>559206381It’s honestly true. In the thread they will lash out and shit talk, but when you talk to them they are actually gentle and considerate.
>>559206742Salvare is probably the best of that bad bunch. Hopefully it was him so he’s happy at being mentioned. Some of those people haven’t been here since the start
>>559206779if you dont get a b team they'll probably wait till Mantas current game is over before re-queuingOtherwise you'll miss out on the next chance to snipePeople sometimes dodge b-teams too
Friendly reminder that there's people in this thread who don't even play and they just shitpost day in, day out because they're fat and sad
this is an anonymous imageboard, you can't talk to them without talking to everyone else too
>>559206305terrnezuk
>>559206931Yeah mine alt f4’d
>>559207043they dont play here anymore
>>559206976Deviljeet...
>>559204230>cock>delicious cocklol naughty girl
Do randos really do troll castle as the first poi of you leave them to their own devices
>>559206742Missing some for sure.Practice/PointToSky/Devil Knight/Ninebox/Sens/piqf and moreAll oldfags who don't stir shit up and go unrecognized for the most part (outside of ggposting)
>>559206976thousands, perhaps
>>559207316How do you what they post, its an anonymous imageboard
>>559207316>Devil Knight>All oldfags who don't stir shit up
>>559207316My list was about active anons who dont get mentioned, the ones you listed all get mentioned except nine-box
>g-gotta have a low profile so the indian chuds w-won't bully meGrow up
>>559207316>deviljeet >sens>don't stir shit upfat lie that is
>>559207267Delicious dick…
>>559207316You struck the nerve of the troons who do nothing but spew hatred through the thread. Good job.
pakis need to get over their obsession for Indians
>>559207316You aren’t an og either if you don’t know daddy pedos past
>>559207854>t. indiansaar
>>559207316Practice and Piqf don’t post. Probably because they’re spics
>>559207889daddy-hubby was BASED. PointToSky is shadow of his former power.
>Still 3 more months until next dlcGrim
>>559207927
>>559208226Of course it was gonna die like this, normies can't even clear d0 everdarks and the only reason to stay is DoN
>>559208310>Of course it was gonna die like this, it's a shitty gameFTFY
>>559208310Normies would come back if we had new weapons/spellsI'm surprised so many came back just for balancers/dreg
>>559208374I actually like Nightreign the best of any souls game, base game is tedious horse slop, NR has actual action
>>559207740>devilsaar samefag meltycinema
>>559208426my condolences
>>559204714Gross>>559205113Get a clue dude that retard is helping kill the thread along with 2-3 others
still not mentioned a good day
>>559195098creepy...
>>559208254nigga ur being ignored
>>559208226>3 more months till DLCYou got a source? I dont want anymore false hope
>>559207043>>559206850>>559206627>>559206623>>559208426>>559207316spoke no one. ever.
Miquella and MaleniaSitting in a treeK-I-S-S-I-N-G!
>>559208191This. Guy was funny and made the terrtroon constantly dilate. Doesn’t get more based than that in this shithole.>>559208226Not happening. Get over it.
>>559179027They are both my BWCsissies
>>559208807This but Miquella and Godricks cock
>>559208734Terr is so cool
>>559208847>>559208847>>559208847
>>559208691I don't care, I see some miqqy I post more miqqy
>>559179027thats shiftyduck
>>559208903Don't talk about other men like this terr you faggot maggot cuck keep it to yourself
>>559208404>I'm surprised so many came back just for new nightlords
>>559209745Yes
>>559208907said no one but yourself
>>559207927>>559208254he looks like he takes big Godfrey cock
>>559206742>Remance>>559195503>YtlaireBronytlaire>Naefymakes the /erg/ girl lists>MARZthink I've seen "marztroon" posted once>the restbread and butter B-tier non lolcows keeping the queue on lifesupport
>>559210226Why do you post these defeated cuckold posts
>>559200017>>559200679>>559200684>thread shitter didn’t play the gamepoor guy business as usual
>>559136098got his ass>>559160513cute as shit
>>559210303That's just terrtroon expressing xher's trauma. Something terrible must have happened to him irl
>>559210303Point that finger back at yourself projecting thread shitter
