Sleepy tf2gs Edition>NewsTF2 Classified released: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3545060/Team_Fortress_2_Classified/>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>558853476
>>559177913sleeping with oppailivia my beloved
Zesty wonned bigly btw
>>559178035as usual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
3 NIGASON CART
i think it's time i sold my unusuals and just got some nice looking, cheap loadouts
>>559177913would plap both
Did Zesty win yet?
>>559190375>>559178035
>>559177973https://catbox.moe/c/sfm9b3(also includes last weeks doodles but cropped)mirror:https://imgpile.com/p/aMvYsHA
>>559194753oh my god
>>559194753did you just draw that olivia in a honey dress
>>559194753>map names made it inim famous
>boot up TF2>some creature with 50k hours ingame, and cosmetics worth more than my house, does a frameperfect, pixelperfect play and kills me in the most optimal way possible in all of gaming>close TF2I had an easier time getting into toptier jets in Warthunder, than I have playing this fucking game casually...
Will Pre-Fortress 2 be dead on arrival?
>>559196794oh absolutely
>>559194753based as always
>>559196794They're pulling the same server verification shit that TF2C is doing, of course they'll be dead on arrival. Once again, I apologize for my creating TF2C in 2014 because that act led to the situation we're in now where trannies have taken over the TF2 mod scene, and infiltrated their way onto mod teams years ago after original project leads got forced off by them. Knowing this is what the TF2 mod scene turned into, if I could go back in time and not create TF2C and not spark the creation of the TF2 mod scene, I would.I will say this about Pre-Fortress 2; I'm ecstatic that they've done so well in creating the mod because PF2 is what I (and Danielmm8888) wanted TF2C to be when we first started working together. If I hadn't been forced off the team by Daniel after other team members complained to him about me (with things Daniel himself knew weren't true), and Daniel wasn't shoved off the team by the very same people who got him to shove me off, TF2C would be what Pre-Fortress 2 is. And we wouldn't have this server verification shit or trannies on the team, I can assure you of that.
>>559194753MY HEROOO
>TF2C finds some success>trannies kill it with their draconian "moderation" and overstepping their boundaries
have you played heavy today?
>>559133370>apologizing in chat for a crit kill>hitting your bind to type some passive agressive shit in chat everytime you get killed by a crocket or crit pipeWhy can't these "people" just accept that it's a part of the game.
>>559205563Random crits are fair and bala
>>559205563it's funny
>>559205910is this shupo ok??
>>559205116i play heavy every day>>559206296she's learning that overusing binds are not okay
>>559206562did you know that there are people who never play heavy
>>559205116no, fuck heavy. im playing snoiper
>>559206562favorite minigun?
>>559206807villains>>559207047iron curtain
How to carry as heavy
>>559207929Based.Personally, I find it hard to switch from stock. but the Natascha is funny sometimes for the salt factor>>559209120find a medic friend
>>559209120Be more mindful of your surroundings and get into situations that are in your favor (limit exposure to multiple enemies as much as possible and have some cover to funnel enemies to come at you one at a time)also don't always jump rev around corners and bully a steam friend into being your 24/7 pocket>>559209265It's hard to beat. Though I try to give every minigun some love since I enjoy playing with them all.
>>559194753genuinely so fucking keyed
>>559205953>writing a whole manifesto just because someone rolled a higher number than you on a video game*cringe
Fuck Moby Francke bro fr this guy is the reason why TF2's art is Incredibles at its *very* best.
>>559209634>don't bully a steam friend into being your 24/7 pockettoo late for me, i have a live-in steam friend to take care of because i made this mistake
>>559209265>spoilerAll the friends I've found are... they don't play tf2...
>>559209634>actual heavy main in 2026wow>>559210013Same.mine only play generic fotm stuff
>>559205064Pre-Fortress 2 is now dead on arrival due to promising early that they're going to do the same thing. They even locked the announcement's forum thread, although I don't know if that's automatic or not. Since the last two posts are staff, just 3-4 hours ago, I think not. https://steamcommunity.com/app/3555120/eventcomments/757304900494412745/They also fundamentally don't understand the game anyway since they made Resupply Cabinets restock grenades.
gold rush didn't discriminate between its serversjust saying
>>559211281there's no one to discriminate on those servers anyway
>>559210563How terrible
>>559210889>QTF dead>QWTF dead>FortressOne dead>TFC dead>FF dead>Q3TF dead>ETF dead>TF2C not TF2C and lost 90% of its players within 30 days>PF2 dead on arrivalCome home, White man.
>>559211682no
>>559211682overwatch is a case study on enshittifying a video game
>>559205064What did the transvestites do this time?
>>559211682>TF2C not TF2C and lost 90% of its players within 30 daysRest in PeaceVIP, VIP Race, Hunted, Domination, and Territorial DominationFebruary 2026 - March 2026
>>559212621they started delisting "chud" serversso some of the biggest server hosters just fucked off
>>559213063Oh no wonder I saw the serverlist getting smaller and smaller.Jesus Christ, I hope the democrats never win another election again. All of these people cut off their dicks, took hormones, and whatever other shit just to borrow some power the dems were lending them in return for their eternal support for communism, and on the side they did/do everything possible to make the world a worse, more awful place.I hope they have to live with their horrible decisions until they inevitably kill themselves.
>>559209907Team Fortress fan, you must choose:Moby Francke Incredibles Inflation artor Drew Wolf (DotA) fat-ass feminist battle moms
>>559209907>>559213475Team Fortress 2: The Original Concord
>>559203457Don't blame yourself, blame the spineless cucks that make up 99% of all nerd hobbies who refused to tell autistic dudes on HRT to fuck off. There is no HR here, no EEOC, no Civil Rights Act, are they gonna fucking sue for a god damn mod team?
>>559213475I don't know, that Scout's pretty hot...
>>559205064>>559210889>>559213063Imagine handing power over your entire TF2 experience to troons and expecting them to just let you enjoy the game however you want.TF2C pulling some shit like this and refusing to back down was inevitable. First they'll do something questionable, then when they get pushback, they double down because "it's making the right people mad!" They're scum
>>559214152We literally wouldn't have to live like this if most nerds weren't spineless libtards but alas, here we are.
>>559213475WE are all falling for valve's brainwashing scheme to make us like big beefy women.
>>559217764>we Donβt include me in this
the only tf2 mod i care about is grafton mansion
>>559194753based art>no plr_pipeolivia (pipeline)>no cp_oliviaplow (snowplow):(
>troons ruined TF2Cshocker
>>559209120scarybroccoli heavy guides
>>559212695Don't worry, Pee-Fortress 2 is *totally* gonna revive these gamemodes and more fun than ever before, and for more than a measly thirty days. It'll be out when it's out (Great work ethic!).
>>559213475top right scout and bottom left soldier are decent...
>troons ruined TF2Ctroons are in charge but they only get so far because of centrists infesting every part of the internet
>>559218846This. Too bad they're necessary as Christians are equally as anti-White, bloodthirsty, and absolute evil as Zionists. It's called Edenism.
>>559213615This. Claiming TF2 is not a hero shooter, but a class shooter like Day of Defeat, is insanity.
>>559221945if by insanity you mean objectively correct, sure>1 soldier>2 snipers>1 engineerthat team is cooked
>>559222120>overly distinct /co/ characters with set-in-stone gameplay and visual archetypes and one-note personalitiesHero shooter.>Identical soldiers with chosen weaponryClass shooter.It's really that easy, BigB Concord shill.Why do you think Fortress Forever was made in the first place? Please ignore how God-awful *its* own characters and buildings look.
>>559177913One is very fast, he will show no mercy,He kills you while running at full speed.While that one runs and flees from your death,A missile appears, grazing his forehead.Heβs completely insane, an American soldier,With a shovel in handβdon't worry, heβs your ally.One with a massive gun, you won't escape him,Heβs got five thousand bullets and won't miss a single one.Accurate but strong, powerful and resilient,Defending the point or always heading to the front.Thatβs what this is about, you have to win here,Get moving now with that mentality.
>>559222436your own definitions don't even apply
>Dragon's Fury range>Dragon's Fury aim>1.67x Dragon's Fury damage per secondWhy do people think this is bad again?
>>559194753>>559195253>>559205910>>559207929baby making sex with olivia, froppy, shupos, and may>>559218205>>559218365egg making sex with meowscarada and eeveelutions (me on the left)
>>559226601many are saying this
>>559194753>>559194753>>559194753>>559194753baby making sex with olivia, olivia, olivia, and olivia>>559194753>>559194753egg making sex with olivia and olivia
>>559227048many are also saying this
He's so perfect bros
SEX WITH SNIPER
ahempootis
>>559227391Why is he bleeding?
What are some future ctf maps that you would like to see added in TF2?
>>559228119None, nigga wtf.DELETE MAPS.
>>559228119may paizuri
>>559228119Specialist CTF maps like Ravelin, Flagrun, (C)analzone, Shutdown2, Opposed, and The Life Snatcher.
Need to play tf2 with a boy who is kinda girly and gay but is really good at the game...
>>559221945day of defeat is naming the classes "james smokegrenade" away from being a hero shooter by todays definition
>>559229190*And giving him the appearance of a black-as-tar Jamaican rastafarian, or literally Junkrat. Or a young girl.
>>559194753god bless you drawfriend, you continue to be my greatest ally>>559228119ctf_may_paizuri
>>559213475>>559218802That Soldier was the closest one to becoming real, they made a model for her and everything
>>559230078yo why she got a diaper ongeneration kill reference?
>>559230182It's just the shading, she's got a big dumpy
What if the sniper were male
>>559229825Best map in the game right here, can't wait to play it!
>>559227554solid, aside from the dangerhair
>>559230519mine too, my favorite part is right at the end when my dick-cart explodes all over the map
>>559230640dick-intel, rather
>>559230325Yes and that is why the post you are replying to is itself a reply to a picture of her completely from the front. Least delusional hetero (foid-worshipper).
>>559230821It doesn't take a brain surgeon to realize she has no textures and the default Blender shading is creating the appearance of a crease around her legs, so I posted a shaded pic that makes it clear it isn't a "diaper," but judging by your weird schizophrenic reaction you might just be retarded and need that spelled out for you
>>559228119
can the payload cart ride the man
>>559194753I am requesting oppailivia tied up in shibari in the payload cart in place of the bomb
>>559231297>crease + bulk is still clearly visiblelmao projection much?>The [foid obsession] told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
nobody tell him what happens to clothing
>>559232429But it stops where her legs stop and doesn't wrap all the way around like in the untextured pic... I was right, you ARE retarded and insane
>foid worshippers (autogynophiles) literally post photographic evidence then lie about what is shownnext you'll tell me engineer (video game character, team fortress 2) can get pregnant
>>559232429blud has never seen a woman with a FUPA
oh great, the schizo's back
Olivia mating press
>>559217764Good.
>>559233360I'm blanking on what f10 means in this context
>>559233684Shortcut for leaving the game.
>>559230182itβs called a FUPA and itβs hot ok??? heterosexuals tend to enjoy it
>>559233360heavy is cuckis not big soup rice
>homoschizo still seething he was wrong
>>559233360That freakinβ Heavyβs a cuck!
>>559230078https://youtu.be/S8c25bZ4sg8
some dopey cunt brought spec bots back to Shitney servers. Casual no longer playable and on my day off too NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!I think the pfps are some cunts dox aswell lol
>>559177913
so much for bots being kill
bots have been back for like a week and nobodyβs talking about this except the pipeline guy
>>559236837
cock gamecock general
why do you have that savedI am disgust.
>>559177913Somehow make the floyd person look normal and yourself the pedophile
>>559241304the irony is the floydfag himself is a pedophile lmao
>>559241430just like the op, and the shupo posters; pot calls kettle black lmao
ESL babble
>>559241430Incorrect.
>>559241669pedos run this general
>Itβs been nearly nine years since Valve even pretended to give a shit about TF2Whatβs kept you playing besides autism?
>>559242110The game is good, i dont need a constant stream of shitty new items/maps to enjoy it. Unironically take away troonporium garbage they added and i dare say the game becomes better.
>>559241798lol
>>559242324ma'am if you don't think olivia/shupo gooners are not pedos then idk what to say besides ngmi
>>559241838Canβt argue with that.
>ma'am schizo bans should be longer than 3 days
>>559242558true then you'd be gone forever
if sniper has headshots and scout has meatshots, then what does heavy have?
>>559242949Lazer beams
>>559242949Feetshots
>>559242949backshots
>>559242949lolis
>>559242996no that's soldier
>>559242949konata cunny
>>559243070>>559243197both of these
>>559242949backshot (by medic)
How do I make retail look good again like TF2C does?
asteroid took 90
>>559247878they look the same?
>>559248751Where are the missing shaders
>>559218846"Centrist." Just another name for "defers to libtards in all matters."
you guys are fags~
>>559249986
okay, TF2C is deadwhat's gonna be the next TF2-related FOTM?
>>559249986no I'm not I'm impregnating meowscarada (female)
>>559250761the /trash/ /tf2g/ revival
>Sniper took 70>Pyro took 90>I'm on the last point>Dispenser took 120>I'm dead>Puuuuuuuuusssshhhhh!!!
>>559250859god imagine how fucking gay it would be
>>559251479if only we didn't have to imagine...
>>559251479sex with modeus
Another TF2C community bites the dust.
olivia plap
>>559254203many have said this
>>559254203many are saying this
>>559254203this but with big milkers
olivia plap but with big milkers
>butwas there ever any doubt?
The urge to have a tf2 session with a cutie is rising again...
>>559256290maybe you should be posting olivia, then
flat olivia but with a fat butt
>>559256525Fine
>>559256673disgusting
the way heavy kills is so cleanthe way spy kills is so hitman
>>559256673tell me more
olivia pubes
>>559257482uhno
>>559257482yes to both, no to them together
>>559256839mhm
>>559256673https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/74/Heavy_yes02.wav>>559257482https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6c/Heavy_no02.wav
>>559257881https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/7c/Sniper_award01.wav
who tf the oliviastop worshipping v-tubers
>>559177913>fr*gnobody posting nor lurking here below of 5 years says this shit, unc
Frag me <3
>>559258348There's an Olivia vtuber?! link it nigga
>>559258737https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/34/Spy_taunts10.wav
>>559258367newfag moment
>>559258284siiigh...
>>559258737baby making fragging with honey
>>559259298My phone canβt play wav :(>>559259809Yeeeees
>>559259953you can't play tf2 on a phone, stop phoneposting
>he hasnβt played the phone port
>>559259953I'm fragging inside her, oh god I'm fragging
ded
>>559177913this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>559253551tf2 mods are fucking doomed lol
https://youtu.be/19quGyBAzyI?t=296
>>559264718>what playing in a friendstack against bots does to a mf
>>559255054https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/74/Heavy_yes02.wav>>559256673https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6c/Heavy_no02.wav>>559257482https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/30/Heavy_yes03.wav
>>559263426dumbasshttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Olivia_Mann
>>559175051oh uhhhh yeah but sometimes i switch to honey the catnever used meowscarada but maybe ill put a picture on a sign
>>559267173have you ever done ankha?
>>559242110Pure addiction. I'd love to instead play literally anything resembling Team Fortress Classic but >>559211682and >>559210889 >>559203457, and Overwatch itself has a trad crisis, with classic Overwatch being limited to a fucking pay-to-play yearly compie event. So the best I have is this Incredibles proto-Concord to fill in the void, but even that, and especially its better form, TF2C, are on their way out.
>>559267363Nope. She's not really my type.
>>559267596ok... ok... thanks, I will write this down...
>>559249986mhm
>>559265934this but no yes no
>>559269902yes you already posted that, mine is a response to that>>559258182
>>559267173i hope we run into each other so i can add you. youre one of the only cool anons here
>>559270131If he is who I think he is then he is a high-maintenance emotional wreck, which would be fine and to some a plus, except that it includes fighting you and shitting on things you like for no reason.Big if tho
>>559270009not me
>>559270453i dont often talk to the people i add through steam anyways so its fine
>>559270453>gays are mentally unstableShocker.
>>559270776Lynching by Christians (spiritual Africans) doesn't help them, Anon.
>>559270673same difference then
why does schizo keep bringing up religion for no reason
>worst poster in the thread is a furry troonMany such cases.>>559270859On the contrary, it improves them greatly. They can't touch children or spread AIDS in that state.
You have never claimed once that any of us were wrong, ever.
>>559271237because he's schizophrenic, you answered your own question
Oh no!Not me!I never lost controlYouβre faceTo faceWith the Man Who Sold The Fort
nighty
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>559273919Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>559275696this boob also shupos and yordles
>>559275696fempyro paizuri and creampies and post-coitus cuddling
>>559223829>TFC Flamethrower has 300 DPSNo way you're jok->https://youtu.be/41gH8xuMecI?t=683>It's realThis SquimJim guy is a serious fucking retard btw. He has literally no idea he just did 100 damage in 0.33 seconds in a game with no damage variance outside of explosions, and he proceeds to claim that the Gluon Gun is bad because he ***fucking missed a still target for seven seconds straight***, and that it has the equivalent of Degreaser afterburn, because afterburn *ever* matters.
Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Watch and lear-
>>559275953>post-coitus cuddlingdangerously based
Playing TF2C (and trying to ignore the overwhelming swarm of retarded shit-smelling trannies everywhere) has really spoiled me with regular TF2. >Modern minigun is unusable>Modern medic beams are super short>Modern pyro does little damage>Pipes feel harder to hit in modern TF2I just wanna play TF2 without infinity troons and without horrible cosmetics and a bazillion sidegrade weapon loadouts.Also VIP maps are pretty fun.
>>559218445>boo boo boo muh random crits
>>559205064>am australian>is unaffectedtoo ez
π this stupid symbol in the OP pisses me off whenever I browse the catalog.It BARELY resembles the icon of the game and in my mind's eye can only imagine the stupid theater kid who initially shoved it in there, snickering.
>>559276576overwatch lost btwtwicel0l
>>559276576Good on you laddie!
>>559276576gonna keep it in there now because it bothers you
>>559276576cry>"theater kid"you are anti-art (anti-White) and should stick to playing goyslop like CoD and Battlefield, if and when you play vidya at all are aren't too busy nuking children from orbit for israel
>>559276450aside from that bog-standard compfag whining about crits and his bad opinion about shotguns, they're good guides
>>559276576I don't have the gookrune font that symbol is from, so for me it's always been the 'missing font' square
>>559276829It's actually from ancient Mesopotamia apparentlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfngiTUVyls
>>559276121thankswhere do you find all these pyros?
>>559277330That one was from Gamebanana, but usually just the standard places like social media, boorus, rule34, deviantart, etc. Sometimes tf2g and other 4chan threads as well
>>559277330>>559276121>>559277415https://gamebanana.com/mods/577577
>>559177913wish there was more art of /ourgirl/ shes so cute.
>>559277698Yep that's the one, didn't know he had since pussied out and moved the NSFW one to patreon
>>559277847>flat in the front of both of her top and bottomlame and boring af
>>559277415Is that bandanna a pyro hat or is that SFM wizardry?
>>559278683https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Burning_BandanaReal hat, also yet another Pyro is a girl reference
>>559278792Cute. I'mma get it. What are some other cute / fempyro cosmetics to grab?
>>559278818Rail Spikes are a classic, along with Lunatic's Leathers and North Polar Fleece because those have had big boob versions for the better part of a decadeand eye cosmetics like the Sight for Sore Eyes or Special Eyes can be cute
>>559279021I just happened to have the special eyes and the tomb readers.
>>559279556Very nice, here's this if you want it toohttps://gamebanana.com/mods/464963
>>559279834Ooooh nice didn't know it works on sv_pure_1.What do those files like "alternate skins" look like?
>>559280057Yeah, it comes with its own preload script too so you don't even have to bother with downloading another one. The alternate skins are like ones without the corset or a Zero Suit variant, and some add things like high heels and exposed skin. I use the one with unzipped cleavage and high heels, you add the extra vpks to your custom folder
>>559280725I will now main your class.
>>559280837Now you're cooking
>>559281020Christ. Feels like you have to sit your flamethrower on someone for ages for them to die.
>>559281714Yeah, that's why lighting them and then switching to Flare Gun for the instant crit damage is the better way to go. They won't let her flamethrowers be good so you pretty much have to be combo Pyro
>>559281863>FlareAw. But I love shotty.
