Lili is a miracle of the universe and the perfect wife

>>559223336
what is this phenotype called?

14 days until we are saved

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Who designed Victor? No one is claiming him.

My dick is a faggot

>>559223448
El Americano

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>>559223597
Bangladeshi balance team

tekken 8 really reminds me of yugioh
>tekken 8 plays itself
>its not real tekken
>current players believe they are playing tekken and will defend the game to death
>yugioh plays itself
>it's not real yugioh
>current players believe they are playing yugioh and will defend the game to death

Or is it just me noticing the enshitification of pvp games?

man shut your ass up

how does tekken 8 play itself when i'm the one playing it

>can't whiff
>everything is plus
>everything is a god move with 615465465 properties
>"how am i not playing when im pressing buttons?"
Yeah, how am i not dealing drugs when i smoke my own supply?

stick to food analogies please

>>559223869
Funny how Murray and Nakatsu would smoke most people in here

ok so picture a Little Caesars

imagine a burger

miss my bubblegum toothpaste from when I was a kid

>>559223883
Post rank nigga

Saying you play tekken 8 is like saying you know how check if pasta is done by throwing it all at the wall to see if it sticks

>tekken 8 is braindead and plays itself and there's no skill whatsoever involved
>me? i'm hardstuck tekken king for two years

The way Hank found out the truth about Mr White was dumb.

>>559224684
That was a poor food allegory.

eating spaghetti with a spoon

People work 8–10 hours a day, 5 days a week for someone else’s profit.

Then they spend 4 hours at night staring at screens.

Basically, living for weekends + 4 weeks PTO on repeat until age 65.

While the government takes 25–30% their income.

And we’re told this is “normal.”

ladyboys is where it’s at

the whole story is retarded and could be done in 2 seasons

>>559224876
post rank now!

Capcom Won

i'm bitch, kishin!

imagine lili doing it

Being bald is like being short

Claiming you're playing tekken in tekken 8 is like offering a TripleXXL All American Cheesemegaheartattackburger but the patty is a vegan patty made in china

I'm bi and I happen to prefer troons over regular men or women

being bald and short is like being a ghost

unless you're jason statham

Claiming you're playing the game in tekken 8 is like wearing a wig when your hairline doesn't even exist anymore

>>559225501
you just a fag stop coping FAGGOT

>>559224876
I'm fine with this if I hade a cute and loving girl to come home to. But alone that life becomes a slog.

Saying you play a game in tekken 8 is like saying you jerk off to fellatio taker pov but it's not gay because it's futanari

>it's not gay because it's futanari
yes

im alone

If the game is so ez and the mechanics and characters are all busted why aren't YOU GoD???

not playing this dogshit

>if something is ez then why aren't you wasting hair, time and resources getting something worthless
Can somebody tell me what specific fallacy this is?

>Peakguard is kil
Kekken 8 eos when?

it's been dead for 2 years now

>wasting hair time and resources getting something worthless
If youre bald and bad just say that.

stick to cave allegories please

Insane that people that don't even have agency in the game tell others they are bad... like nigga... you're not even making decisions.. you're pressing +oB button into +oB button

>if something is ez then why aren't you wasting hair, time and resources getting something worthless
if something is "ez" then you wouldn't be losing any hair, time and resources
you would simply hop skip and jump effortlessly to GoD8 at will in one afternoon

@grok what is murray doing right now

>Press +oB mid button
>force a guess
>press +oB mid button
>force a guess
>press the +oB button to force another guess
>repeat enough times until i win
>RESPECT MEE RANK
yeah sucks to be you who finally grinded to epic god9 and nobody even gives a shit about it

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Asuka's fat milkers!
https://files.catbox.moe/n8k85w.mp4

>>559228146
he should do this more, get all this slop gone

apesuka is ugly

>>559227767
>youre not even making decisions
>mentions making the decision of +ob into +ob
Humorous

>>559228226
thats not how it works but nice try

chess is easy with no real decisions making or skill involved
you just move pieces forward with a preplayed pattern you memorized and take all your opponents pieces until you win
and then there's "GM"s that think their wins and titles mean something? laughable

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I havent used this general in over a year
are you guys as schizophrenic as before?

>chess meme analogy
>he doesn't know

>anime

trying to have a nap but my faggot ass brother keeps screaming like a girl over football

>>559228773
worse

>>559228379
He also made the (poor) decision to play Tekken 8 LOL

the americans just woke up
whole 4chan is going to shit

>>559229093
kill yourself

>>559229093
I'll care about bloodborne when it release on pc

>>559229093
based
>>559229268
which boss filtered you?

>>559229196
you think americans wake up in the afternoon?

>>559228773
only people that played season 2 here what do you think

idk but the second group i was gonna blame was the brazilians

>>559229471
Playing is a strong word

hey guys

>>559229268
No, I couldnt play bloodborne if I did that.
>>559229269
Never happening.

my big cock vs. LEO

>>559228336
Another great day of tekken lewds

i have a rash on my man clit

just watched the worst video game review of all time
I cant stand normalfag inserting unfunny memes everywhere and forcing political bs into everything they touch I wish they could all drop dead

memes stopped being a thing in like 2022 and the world ended in 2019

tekgen was at it's worst in the first 6 months of d8. I swear we were never as obnoxious as 24ers when tag 2 and 7 came out. humbling them in the lobbies was fun once and that was it.

stop larping yous never played tag2

when was tekgen created?

i played tt2 in the arcades against salarymen

the first tekgen thread was in 2015

>>559232282
pls describe the experience if not larping

I played tag 2 but I only started browsing 4chan in 2017 and didn't know about tekgen until 2021

i love larping

boomers will tell you tekgen was around in 2015 but nothing of note happened in this place until the first major evo/twt cycles of tekken 7 aka 2018-2019. that was when tekgen got the bulk of it's identity, memes, and culture.

>culture

TEKKEN 8
NEW CHALLENGA
VOLDO

>>559233038
*spreads ass*

@grok what did murray have for lunch today

men were made for men

herpes? yes i have it

bought re9 but havent played it yet

aint no way this nigga playing slimefighter on his chinese contraption fuhh nawl

i cant fucking take it anymore I NEED THE PATCHNOTES

>>559233829
same unironically, will get to it soon enough

>>559234057
i actually had one of those today
its pretty big

claire > jill > grace > ada imo

hmmm burger (not really, it's just plastic *dies*)

>>559234280
asuka > claire > jill > grace > ada

it's so cruel how just when the world was starting to get better again after covid was when it really turned to shit

whom and whom and whom?

>highguard shutting down on march 12
tekken 8 outlived a AAA shooter with infinite chinese funding during its off-season. whatever murray is doing clearly works

world ended in 2019.

ngl everyone seems super aggravated and short tempered after the vaxxx
i hear 80% of the population took it

>>559235008
you weren't enjoying it anyway

why did Tifa go meet Corneo alone and dressed like that...

>>559235234
it was okay nothing too special

>>559235239
to cuck clive

no one is allowed on my bed unless they bring their ps portal

It's been two fucking years and i'm still waiting for the 80% to die off

i'm just with brain fog, but it's thanks to covid itself and before Capcom raped us

Still playing Highguard

Still playing Dying Light The Beast

>can't even have a little bit of fun anymore
i will cum on Reina's face and milk her 20 incher so hard she will beg me to stop

Still watching Blade Runner 2049

Still remembering David Lynch

still tippin on fo fos

>mention covid
>get blocked for 10 min
kys
dragunov is honest btw

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUD2Daz5q8

i clearly made a joke and have been warned
but i can talk about homosexual fantasies all day without issue

This is as weird as people who defend tekken 8

>>559232383
i was a wee lad in japan at that time. got my shit rocked at the local arcades.

>>559237279
did they tell you to get the fuck out of their country after they beat you?

ngl, leo looks too manly for me even if he is supposed to be the androgynous character

you fags jack it to that buff twink? disgusting

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>janny handing out warnings for offtopic covid posts
>i get a full 3 days for calling arslan a terrorist
how is that fair

>>559237367
no id just hear them muttering 'fucking gaijin' under their breath after they beat me

>>559237367
you think a salaryman who'd lost the spark in their eyes gives a fuck about a gaijin they beat?

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Yes, I do
WE do

I don't want to play with other people because they build way too much fucking ego on these murray cucking simulators
like chill, it's just a coinflip simulator
you win some you lose some

who's we nigga

>>559237398
>buff twink
leo would only be a buff woman but a weirdly thicc and curvy twink. definitely not a twunk.

who's arslan nigga

>twink twonk twunk
idk man leo just looks like a complete and utter faggot to me

bryan needs to knock all of leos teeth out and feed his faggot ass to an crocodile

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WE is YOU and ME and EVERYONE ELSE
>complete and utter faggot
YES!!!!!!

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bryan is busy with a s4 dlc character

would you call wulong

leo wukong

>>559235820
who the fuck had sex with kunimitsu 1 to give her this daughter anyway

still playing wukong the game is a parody of elden ring with a boss every 3minutes it’s mildly fun and runs great on my PROFESSIONAL

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chinese new year is officially over...

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It's so weird to me how anyone can like men when women are soft and pretty and you just want to grab them by their tits and press your face against their while docking your dick right into their warm wombs
Women are just like pillows you just want to squeeze and molest with your hands

meanwhile men are just.. hard rectangles

who the FUCK is lee? oh you mean chaolan?

no I meant open the letter Harada :)

>>559238383
gayfags REAL quiet after this dropped...

i understood that reference (the one about opening the letter)

>>559238383
>woman
>literally misses body parts
>severe mental illness
>ages like milk
>snaps at you when she bleeds from her stinky hole
>... bleeds from the stinky hole (WTF?!)
awful beings and a mistake of nature, a bug, a glitch in the evolution process.
i main kazuya and bryan in tekken 8

diddyblud really called it the professional

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ngl this is what i want to do to women

>>559238997
take pics of them while they hug pillows?

Know some young niggas like to swang

if any woman is in this thread i will fucking find you and squeeze you so lovingly you will decide to divorce your father

>>559238210
Thank you for your service of checking twitter for the rest of us

tfw no chinese gf

probably 7% of us will end up having a family

:o

there are like 5 people here and 3 of them are me

i dropped out and chose to be a baller

in case you didn't know it
buddy I'm a faggot

>>559239416
no one wants to take on that financial stress

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I see this i just get the urge to grab her plump belly like a chinese granny at a free buffet

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>>559239576
you get numb to it

spotify weekly digest fundamentally doesn't understand my taste in music

>>559238173
speed o sound sonic did

>>559239738
horror

>>559239773
>spotify
>normie fag

>you're using [streaming platform that has every song] over the other [streaming platform that has every song]?? NORMALFAG !!!

i only listen to tekken songs off youtube

>>559240004
that was prior to my final semester too lol

>drove a girl home from work and ads started playing on my spotify free
yep, I refuse to get pussy ever

>>559240650
i have a shattered samsung a10 cricket phone
pussy was never an option

>>559240650
>>559240754
this is how you get quality pussy, they'll look to you directly instead of your material belongings