Previous: >>559277572>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
thank you ulala
good thread
>>559292821>pit slut
>tfw bamboozledWhy would you do such a thing?
Reminder that Rebricked recruits from discord.
>>559292482Hate to break it to you but all umas are woke unless they were mares IRLWhat, you like stallion umas? Congratulations, you're woke and into trannies now
this bread is better
>>559292939>fujiNo
>>559292794Yeah, I saw that while backreading. I didn’t put out a recruitment post, especially not on /v/ma.
>>559292879no reason
link a /v/ma thread. You can't because there aren't any
>>559292738Cute OP!
>>559292957>implying I waifu stallions >implying I would a uma
>>559292957You're supposed to use that image for rape and anal related posts...
>>559293131>Gentilfags are fatfags
New thread
>>559293231>Gentilfags
>>559293231i confirm.
Now that global lost and JP won, what's the fate of this general?
>>559293231feeder franchise. everyone here loves fat chicks
real thread>>559292484>>559292484>>559292484
>>559293368Deporting you back to India/Africa
>>559293403you've already lostjannies will clean you up
Retards
>>559293346>>559293376>>>/out/
post the image of grass wonder teasing summer spe-chan's big round belly, I forgot to save it
>>559293403We lost this one bwo, we'll just remove the JP news from the next one since that has been working good
>>559293475>Forever Hag
>>559292738Take it easy on the vandalism. At the least respect the general name, and stop the thread wars. It'll unironically kill the general.
>>559292794The only thing this retard will achieve is no more delisting clubs, ever, because nobody believes anything anymoreOr maybe that's the entire point?
>>559293518best I can do is this
>>559293643>yurislop too
Nice general, globalbabs
>>559293527baseduma troonshave the worst and most mentally ill fanbase
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGI WILL RAPE YOU
>>559293812>Ai is looking like a dementia patient(giraffe)grim
>>559293887old hag just don't feel like running sometimes
>>559293921rude
>>559293830I HATE CURREN
>>559293830wife>>559293974piss off curryrice
>>559293982>literal rape
Out of curiosity: did anyone here actually visit the farms where the horses are?
>>559294120he 'looks like he's seen some shit
dumbest part of /uma/ is that after 6 months and rates being publicly available to view ingame they still think 2 card banners split the rates from each other instead of the general pool
>>559293706This, we hate y*rislop hereFutakino on the other hand...
is city a viable option for cm?
>>559293982I find it hard to believe that there are no cases of umas raping men in uma musume since the stronger beings will always take advantage of their position
>>559293475nepobaby bitch with fake plastic tits funded by her father
>>559294280I don't know what level of queer suppression you're on but it's enough to get you sectioned
>>559294348Pace Festival City is pretty good if it works (aka low front rooms)
how long before we get a torenasexual gyaruma?
>>559294213It still feels bad to get an Ayabe instead of Fuku, a Satono instead of Kita and a Kawakami instead of Fine though
>>559294595yeah maybe but its not like it was 'stolen' from youand Kawakami is a good TT card, not the end of the world if you get a copy or two
>>559294280>yurishitNeck yourself, tranny
>>559294479You like two women together because you have AGPI like two women together because I want to goonThere's only one faggot here and it's (You)
>>559293475>JUST noticed she has different colored eyes for some reason
>>559294479is this what sweepydev does in his free time
its always the Male that posts trans art and calls himself a heterosexual
>>559294479>yuri>queerJust say you like seeing girls kiss and smash clams like a normal personfaggot
>>559294479Kitasan...don't look...
>>559294461
>>559294823You are consuming gay porn like what else do you want to call it buddy
>>559293074Everyone is talking about Resident evil bwo
w-what do you mean n-nobody has been banned yet?
>>559293074there is that resident evil bobo mod.
hehe
8 PM in Indonesia btw
I like yuri...I like het too but I like yuri more...
this thread will be better
doto would accidentally poke a hole in your condom
>>559295071The problem was never in liking something (unless you are a schizo)
i only like yurislop if there's cunny included
>>559295212>accidentally
>c*ndom
post something cute
>>559295287Ugly gyaru
>>559295301Protected sex is best sex, condoms are a must.
>>559295219transgirl x loli is the peak of art but everyone gets sooo fucking twisted over itbonus if the tgirl is fatbonus if she has a horse penis
>>559295287Beautiful gyaru
>>559295442anon...that's too obvious as a bait...
>JordanExclusively fucks fat, balding Oji-sans with cocks over 9 inches>ShiichiOnly fucks gaijins and kokujins hence her blonde hair for maximum mate attraction>PalmerBaits homeless men and scum of society to ravage her in alleyways in the most degrading way possible>HeliosPure
>>559295442i know a teiobro post when i see it
Extremely horrendously early good night friends!
so wit is more important for front runner and power for late right?how much wit on late?
>>559295493>too obviousyou think me a bitch?https://files.catbox.moe/419xz4.png
>>559295605800 minimum
>>559295590these keep getting earlier do you even get out of bed babubwo
I refuse to believe you guys are real
>>559295590gn and take care
not clicking that, faggot
>>559295671since when is nambo so sexy?
haru...
>no event>MANT is next week>no spark reroll>already done with the missionsWhy the fuck am I even playing for this week
this thread is shit already im going to sleep
>>559295737How about saying something to prove you are real?
>>559295687and power?.
>>559295524Helios gives candy to fillies and forces them to get inside a white van
>>559295852No fat porn
does Taiki's hat have holes for her ears?
>>559295967around 800ish. just hit your accels.
>>559295804>>559295671>>559295287>>559295995stop making me want to eat umasi am fasting
>>559295692Probably some shit with his dad
>>559295524Helios is for shota
>>559295401You must continue your trainee's bloodline
>>559296147My fuarking heroes...
>>559296224No, also Dia is ugly
>>559296127>>559295852>>559295518>>559295420>>559294823>>559294794>>559294223>>559294103>>559293605>>559293475>>>/Umajp/Spamming niggers
Name a CM where Dober Inherit is useful
>ochinchin?!
Mackween
>>559296268You must be blind.
>>559296335Licking Curren's sweat
>>559296318plenty of them in 2027!
>>559296147>>559296242I look like this
>>559296318The next CM after hanshin 3200
>>559296318mmm finally a CM where i can use her inher->rushed
who is this? someones oc?
>>559296529john cyge's himself
>>559296529Yes
>>559296529
yeeeeeey i got dirt Sthoughts on this so far for cm?
yanko umanko
>>559296529mr.cb if she red
>>559296318Aries CupTaurus CupLeo CupSagi Cup
>>559296242I've never seen tentacle NTR before.Monster, yes. Beastmen, yes. Animals, yes. But never tentacles.
is this usable?
>>559296572you're about to die in tenospring
>>559296670yes
>>559296572looking good anon, goodluck!
>>559296638ironic weebs have a very vague definition of ntrif there's rape it's ntr
>>559296318Sagittarius
>>5592965723 clocks to barely survive haruten
>>559293518
>>559296572Uh-oh... You better learn some stamina skill soon...
>>559296529>>559296563>>559296571Talk about the (English) game or fuck off already
>>559296775Why is grass disgusted?
>>559296572kek she's not going to make it to the cm
>>559296224sexy Dia and hag Dia
>>559296785>>559296763>>559296716>>559296690fuckwhy is a mile horse supose to win a long racethis game is beyond retardedruined my run
>>559296962how much stamina does she need?
>>559296962>why is a mile horse supose to win a long racehmmmmmmmm...
>>559296962try more guts and stam next time at that point before pivoting back to speed/power/wit
can anyone post a good base urara with d*ck for aquarius i can't fucking do this shit fuckass affinities and growth ong
>>559296962Gold City's entire career is a humiliation ritual.
>>559297204WHY DID YOU TOLDED ME THEN THAT SHE IS GOOD FOR NEXT CM REEEE
who needs wit cards???
Gold city was a pathetic racehorse
>>559294213>they still think 2 card banners split the rates from each other instead of the general poolthey can't be really that retarded... right?
>>559297310it was a typo i meant she's good for SM
ricepussy
>>559297415it is the main justification people use to try and convince you that finemo/smaru is a good banner
What's the best carat/uma planner? I've been using this simple one I found online but it's not very accurate, it's been a month but it's off by 100 or so pulls
Just got Gold City and she has D in DirtHow should I build her for this CM? Is she better as pace or late?
>>559297369how is your jp trash account in ingurish?also why are you here?
>>559297590Original or Geisha?
>>559297591Hachimi Edge
>>559297590original late, get pump/OYL/redshiftfestival pace, get plancha + mummy creek inherit
>>559297625OG
>>559297439secondaries meeting?>>559297590just dont do it… i just got raped trying
>>559297369delete yourself attention whore neko neko neko nigga nigga nigga nigga xddd le nigga tiktok uma im JAPANESESEEEEEEEEEEEE HEAR ME ROAR
>>559297590Geisha is better pace, first I made her late but the problem is that lates are 9, 8 or 7th place so her ultimate doesn't trigger. You need her run pace
>>559296905My autistic wife!
>>559297686Go late, grab FF from Oguri, you have OYL base
Mambo!
>>559297728but all her skills are for late?
>>559296428>love confession under the festival's fireworks>trainer and trainee start kissing while whispering suki suki>umapyoiThis happens for every single trainee except Falcuck, she cries during that summer night instead.
>>559297369>Using a non global uma as practice Retard fuck off to umajp
>>559296741according to panda, if there is a black man involved, the title should have NTR, even if the woman is single and has no known male acquaintances
>>559297369Based Speedtard
>>559297584>what's the best carat planneryour brain (exceptions may apply*)
>>559297369I do not think a front runner should have 800 wit on a mile, but I do think Calstone Light O is cute
>Urara misses TWO 3 blue sparksGuess I didn't need SPEED or STAMINA
>>559297795That's true but her signature skill is so strong you can't waste it. In any case you're gonna run NSM (gold), Doto inherit, pasa or mummy inherit so that's 2 golds worth of skills. The trick is to run Mayano SSR in your borrow slot to get good pace skills like head-on, straightaway adept hints, corner adept hints etc etc, then hope you inherit mile something, you can also take head-onSkills aren't the problem if you run her pace
Uma with the most lickable feet?
New fag here. Is it a good time to pick up this game?
>>559298420Yes
>>559297369Needed more guts
>>559298414McQueen. My evidence? The tickle torture picture.
>>559296318Satsuki Sho CM, Derby, Takarazuka Kinen, Japan Dirt Derby, Queen Elizabeth 2 cup and Arima Kinen>>559296437Nah it's shit for that CM
>>559298420just don't even try to be a metafag and you'll have fun
>>559298420Yeah, just have fun, you'll earn as many carats as everyone else
>>559298420Yeah howeverIf you're a poor tryhard then wait 1 or 2 days to reroll accountsIf you're a rich tryhard then buy a chink account to get you startedIf you're a casual then be yourself
>>559297948this is really cute
soon
>>559298613This is probably the best advice, just buy an account to catch up. It's honestly extremely good value since you've yet to spend time or money
where is the bideogame discussion
>>559298414
>>559298735>>559298727>>559298183>>559297962Fuck off
average spic meme be like LE QUITASAN BLAQUE ESPOSA DE LA SANTOS LOS POLLO HERMANOS AYUDA DE LA SELENE DELGADO MI PALATATA HON HON HON DE POROHIBIDA ES TACO
>>559298719Plus accounts are sadly kinda cheap due to botting, I hate to condone the practice but you'll get way more bang for you buck
>>559296670IIRC in mant wit sparks will be pretty helpful.
>>559298826
>>559298826>HON HON HONIsn't that french?
>>559298826average burger meme be like hhmmm these umas talked once that means they're gay for each other haha I'm trans btw
>>559298957idk gwochacho
>>559298826truuuu
>>559298727thats a child
>>559298826Funny enough it's still more unique than our jp schizo's usual posts
All me
>>559298414be careful because they stink
>>559298618French guys are so lucky...
Can you guys share a parent for Falco with groundwork and some mile sparks (maybe angling and scheming too)? the one I found would require 30 runs to get lucky enough....
>>559299394Angling is a must have skill, it's not just maybe
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shCnkRDtTag>"the timing of this card is very good">"every single deck until ramonu uses fine motion card">"it's not worth rolling for it during the maruzensky banner"no you dont get it /uma/ is still gaslighting :)
>>559298826we call them latinx around here, bigot
I hate tourist so much
>>559299536purchase an a->raid shadow legends sponsorwait wtf
>>559299603does he actually trigger ad breaks whenever he does this? i have youtube premium so i haven't seen a youtube ad in years and forget mid roll ads are even a thing.
>>559299536mehi'm gonna keep using my lb0 copy that I spooked into
I'm so shit at TA rtz makes it look so ez
>>559299536this dude's entire channel is literally just reading off the reference doc btw
>>559299480That makes it worse... I've been unable to find a around sky with good affinity for Falco and I don't have her myself.
>>559299536Wasn't this guy telling people to skip FM and roll NTR a week ago?
