Previous: >>559903074>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Admire Vega (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kawakami Princess (Speed), Fine Motion (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstTravel Pop-Up Storehttps://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/Umamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
there's nothing to do...
Pisces room1625536716255367
good threadi like this
FINALLY GOT MUMMY AND HEAD-ON AND A DIRT ALL AT THE SAME TIME ON ARDAN ON MY FINAL BORROWI have a lot of choices for my remaining accels, do I go for 1 more accel? I have choices between nimble/NSM (almost never procs for me regardless of position), plancha (very hard to activate), and sparkly stardom (probably not this one its even harder to activate than plancha), and SFV (never tried). I found that going for more than 3 accels always made my Ardan lose since she can't get higher up in position almost always. 2 accels and still lose often but that might be due to lack of stats/activating both accels, though I never had both mummy and head-on in one run until now so it was inferior accels. But I haven't tried 3 accels yet. What do you guys think?For non-accel skills I have left-handed, sunny days, straightaway accel (lol), focus (fuck dont have gw), go with the flow, prepared to pass, productive plan, mile straightaways, unyielding spirit, pace chaser straightaways, pace chase corners, Playtime's Over!, shrewd step, it's on/ramp upI'm probably going to do: left-handed, prepared to pass, productive plan, unyielding, mile + pc straighaways, pc corners, playtime, it's on. I can then only fit nimble or I can take away some of these skills for NSM or a different accel and maybe sunny. Anything wrong with these choices? I really want to make Ardan win if possible.
>woke up to being club leader today due to lack of loginsany global clubs that aren't too sweaty got any space? I grind events so I generate a decent amount of fans but I don't really want anything try hard, I just want a club that actually puts up shoe requests every day.
this thread will be tastier
>>559932725my brother in christ aquarius isn't even over yet
boysex
>>559932785Paid sex with Fujin in her dorm room while Ryan tries to ignore it.
sexboy
Is Mile B enough for Make a new Climax?
>>559932872mambodancho this one....
Runaway not oonigeUnity cup not AoharuTrackblazer not MANTYou have been warned.
>>559932872>He was in a club so dead it was leaderlessdrop ID I'm sure you'll get 4 invites
Mambo!
>>559933262ok. what do you call the holiday on the 25th of december celebrated as a national holiday in the united states
Seeing this in the shop got a good giggle out of me even if it's functionally useless. Grabbing it anyway because why not.
>>559933262>not oonigeDid you know, that you can turn that into a REALLY funny word in english? All you have to do is add an r to the end!
>Aquarius is my zodiac sign>barely getting to the Finals Group BI'm gonna lose, right guys? There's no hope for me, how did i fucked up this hard?
Chiyo running
what the fuck
>>559933228Yes, C is enough
>>559933413Same here bwoCan't do much about itLooking forward to the next cm at leastTurns out ours wasn't high quality at all, same 3 umas every lobby
>>559903074So many F2Ps are going to be baited into wasting rolls on her...
Coitus cum pueris>>559933390What am I looking at here, QoL in the shop to make buying stuff quicker?
>>559933087Holy fuuuck why are you doing to me... I still have time for 1 more run and now I might not make it anymore
>>559933364We call it whatever it says in-game on Global of course! Only Oguri Crap(as in shit) would ask such a stupid question.
>>559933289731402897590I am pretty casual. nothing too special, I just do login in every day.
Anyone else always check all new followers?
>>559933605>Coitus cum puerisita. nimis bene
>>559933605Yeah. The MANTBLAZER video they put on Twitter has it. It's something...
>>559932862Your list + nimble is fine. If you can double circle PC corners and one of the straightaways by downgrading to ramp up, that would be ideal. You may even consider disregard nimble if you're not bringing other pace chasers
I won 19/20 todayhow painful will my A finals 3rd place be?
Turbo Tuesday when
>>559933605There's a button buy everything and you can also stack daily shopsThere's also a button "do my daily" and even a button do 10 parent runs
i just realized that the reason why the balance is all out of whack this CM is because taiki growths are so ridiculous for dirt races that you can delete all umas and leave taiki as the only character and nothing would change
>>559933605I have her at 5* already so seeing a Premium horse piece and her of all people is funny. That said can you not pick multiple stuff?
Digitan LOVE
>>559933830post umas
>>559934017Oh man that is so fucking neat, I SURE WISH WE HAD THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAA>That said can you not pick multiple stuff?Take a guess =)>>559933784Don't get me started on translator abuse again.
>>559933383Yep I'm missing my last run, oh fucking well
boys who have sex
>>559930186does anyone know if there's something like this but for the audio?
>>559933862After I'm done fucking her in the ass
do jpfags come here to attention whore often or is it just one guy
Is this how you do Fan runs?
Shiraoki, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good trainers or bad. Why we grind, or why we flatline. All that matters is that two stood against a 10% chance. That’s what’s important! Gambling pleases you, Shiraoki… so grant me one request. Grant me 3* spark! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
>>559933775Yeah, I love number go up. That includes fan count.
>>559934102latin is easy enough to learn. just gotta start it :)
>>559934259Maybe so, but at that point I'd rather learn a language that I can make active use of, latin sure as hell ain't one of them.
>>559934227Riko is less than useless for fan runs
>>559934395fair. i just love going into the digitized vatican archives and reading feudal letters about land disputes over ponds. its just the right kind of autism for me
Thread needs more cuteness.Gentle Suzuka and her cute fillies.>>559933830Your Falco will be overrun by pace chasers before mid.
>Forget to set new uma to the right strategy
>>559934419But she gives lots of fans. Should I look for another card then? Also I should be doing URA Finale yeah?
thats it? thats the 1st anniversary shop? just a bunch of clocks and a couple of pink tickets?
>>559934602>Also I should be doing URA Finale yeah?for fan runs, yes. solely because its faster
>>559933775just got followed by someone in an /uma/ clubI hope he's not a spy
>>559933802Ive only got one other pacer and one anglin front. I think I might just forego it actually, yeah, it just doesnt seem to ever proc for me and no skill hints. I agree with you actually, I dont think It's On! is that strong thinking about it when I watched my races. And, I got 1 skill hint on mile straightaways, 2 on pc (but its more expensive for some reason), and none on pc corners (full 140 pts). No hints on ramp up, 1 on It's On! so it's not even saving me any skill points going Ramp up/It's On! either.If I take out It's On! I can do both straightaways + sunny days, or I can do one of the straighways + 1 corner but no sunny. Which one do you think is better? Thanks.
Danon Decile is going to the Osaka Hai and not Dubaihttps://x.com/shogo_y_stable/status/2031475246235267304?s=20
>>559934227get a bunch of cards with very high initial stats
doto status?
>>559934472Not my thing in the slightest. HOWEVER, I hugely respect that type of autism! At least you're doing SOMETHING interesting and kinda worthwhile with it, I wouldn't do anything remotely as interesting as that. I'm of the boring "I learn thing to read their entertainment" type, which is how I learnt english.
>>559933483will you survive those Vodka and Taiki bombs on some of those mile G1s tho?I lose sometimes even with dedicated mile racers
>>559934227>fan farming despite having legacies using a F daiwa scarletuse these if you haven'thttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/databasego get some 7 blue parents of your own along with a job, no point in farming fans for dancho unless you're from SEAyou'll thank me later
>NPC Uma thread
>>559934729still committing crimes against umanity
>Lose because some other nigger's front got prudent positioning while mine doesn't and started on 9epic
i decided to use a rain dolls in TT's and i have one question, does everyone run minimum stamina umas or something? it seems that any match i use the rain doll i completely steamroll them even if they are S+ umas
I fucking hate you, I really do.
>>559934063the gang>solo front badthere has been at least another front in like 18 of those races and pasa won the solo front ones anyway
>>559935046DOTO IS NOT FAT YOU NIGGER
>>559935170I don't even know who you are.
>>559934395learn ancient greek instead, you can read classics while also being able to convincingly pretend to understand what greek people are saying.
>>559927785>finally sub 90 waistI'm slowly moving away from being skinnyfat
>>559935203shes a cute cow
That's a FINE MOTION
>>559934671Sunny is useless, don't bother. Go with straightaways and corner double circle
fuck I have 15 minutes to use two tickets
>>559935452That's enough time, just spam skip
She said the thing
>>559935505My wife will remember that
>>559935203They had to put Doto on a diet
>>559935452you actually watch the matches? i just skip that shit and be over in like 5 minsjust spam skip while watching something on the other monitor
finally, a SOVLFVL lobby
>Smart Falcon>Fails wit training
>>559935289this is the most bizarre relationship in uma musume>Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, mare stable is two blocks down.>Fuck you.
>>559935590>TB-3>A3
>>559930687If I want a Pasa parent I should just spam this on wit bubbles and hope for the best, right?
>>559933775I don't even remember the last time I got a follower, however I got this title to flex... I just don't know how or why
>>559935789sovlless post
>>559935289>>559935875
>>559935789It's fun, I watched everything, heck I screenshot every winning post. But fuck watching longslop, might skip mediums too.
>>559935961there is some anon who stalked my ace 700 times alone... if you join rooms this will happen to you
>>559936087>mindbreaking someone he retries 700 times just to win once
I love you, danchou~
I hate you, danchou.
FUCK danchodes. Kill them all.
>>559936303Wish I was that punching bag…
>>559935793I will win my the finals. Unless there is a runaway, then I will lose.
I wish clubs weren't 30 slots. 40 is a comfy number, 30 is a small classroom size. When no one talks, no one talks, and the danchou has to look alive
>>559935875>>559935289Cute enemies.
>>559935961You made me look for titles too, are these new or did I miss something?
>>559936272>lost with summer maru AND falconKWAB
seifu
Umastradamus here. Sorry about jumping the gun yesterday. Check the news in 3 minutes for some umapyoi.
>>559936087>>559936128That might have been me trying to decide which ace to bring last CMI made the wrong choice but it wouldn't have mattered anyway
kek
>>559935318Suppose at least greek ain't dead (yet), but not much to it for me besides historical contents.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYGXYYOp4asThe only reason I speak/write english as well as I do is because the internet and gayming effectively forced me to throughout my youth, and I doubt anything will ever give me such a push again. Besides that, at best I could be convinced to learn Ruskie or Jap, probably not much else.
Soon
>>559936561KRs said C.Oguri would be there.
>>559936475>his clubchat isn't active
cm10 finals status?
Trying to do ignited spark looping has been leading to interesting results, this SpeChud got me something that's pretty neat. But I swear I'm fighting against Cygames to even get two ignited sparks in one parent, I know I certainly am with my aim to get three different ignited sparks but it'll still be a funny challenge over these next two days.
Holy Sweep
>>559936590But first
>>559936494
>>559936709I lost
>>559936475>the danchou has to look aliveNo. Look at Mambo They have a zombie fella in there acting as leader
>>559936736That's not a pit, it's a whole damn cave.
>>559936709Ready to get fucked in the ass by a random ooniger Suzuka.
>>559936734>ladyboy>straight line
Danchou is the laziest person in my club I’m danchou
>>559936868>@VFreally makes ya think
>no patch announcementIt's unironically over
post them
>>559936921he's memeing with that pretty sure, just found a ladyboy being straight funny
>>559935196is that nature close enough at the end to hit anyone with ASE?
>>559935289me too golshi me too
Danchou, I did 10m manual runs. headpats now!
Fuck you leatherhorse
>>559937004Cuz it is, you're right.
stop bullying and doxxing the /uma/ botters! They are team players risking it all to keep getting /uma/ some good gibs.
>>559936951No spark rerolls for you.
>>559936734What rank would they be without him
>>559937027Fisting Rice
>>559936951Chocobon and hoguri piggies keep winning...
>>559937027Good work.
What is B+ cutoff? Rank 3000?
>>559937141A lot lower the club is not even full
>>559936968
>>559937027Kissing Rice
>>559937195yeah
>pay 30 carrots for a last time race for test>get thrown out after one roundmoney stoleni hate jews so much
>>559936736ah I want to explore Kitasan's pits with my tongue
>>559937109Botters deserve colic.
>Vanilla MANT with bulk buy>no other qolHoly shit looooool how can one company be so incompetent?
>>559936734>what is mental illness
when the chkn is BUSSIN
>>559933862wont join a botter event
>>559935875>>559936494>>559936779>hobbies: bullying the dumb kid
>>559935950that could work yes
I haven't been paying attention, when is Trackblazer coming out?
You didnt pray to shiraoki enough for spark rerolls...
>>559925279Done.
>>559937315Kita’s pits are mine
>>55993744324 hours after finals
>>559937248I'm gonna have to somehow get my comfy club to do more runs then unless ppl are just waiting on MANT. Knowing there is nothing being done against sweepy is grim too, though i have no idea how widespread her use is below A
>>559936734
>>559937324Let us suffer for a month, then add the qol for great praise.
Be honest with me, which one has more chances? I can't read the umalator anyway.
>>559937501kill the flatniggers and let new people in
Retards that thought they can make a MANT ace, where are they???
>>559935875golshi should be nicer to jordan
>>559937476That's a deep mine.
>>559937570>using gaslight simulators when you have practice mode in gameRun them against each other 10 times and decide. Next time, save as practice partners any whale or good uma you see from lobbies so you can make more realistic tests.
>>559937454bitch I filter jiggie for a reason, so stop bring it up every other thread reeee
>>559937713Lame and impotent
>>559937630an explosion of flavors
>>559937713fag
>connection error 390aww
>>559937713
sixseveeeeeeen
>>559937580I want to have a "just do a full run every 3 days" with open applications but people that do great in one month just slack the next making me feel bad if i were to kick them prematurely i guess. Thankfully i dont work in HR or smth
>>55993792750 race bonus is hilarious for this reason
>>559935394
>>559935289>BUENOS DIAS JORDAN
Stop making me horny Kita!!!
I love Rice
>>559936968>>>559936709My Taiki just loves hugging 5th place and my late gamblers have also slacked on the gamba since yesterday, but they got me here and they're going in. I won two plats and every other CM outside of them was 2nd place, but I'm actually pretty set to eat a 3rd place this time because a lot of things go against my comp as I didn't care to try building a front for this and if they fail witchecks, they just get 6th and below. But I'm content to even be in A to begin with, so I'm fine with however the carrot crunches.>>559937419Hey, that's my pic, what the.
>>559937501get fucked autists
>>559938089laisu a cute!
How dumb is Jordan?
I have a confession to makeI want to lick Gold City underbobs right after she wins a race and it's dripping with sweat
>>559936709ill win
Friendly reminder
how many /uma/ here are sweeping
If MANT proves to be exactly as tedious as doomers of multiple languages kept going on about, and botting explodes because of a new heavy incentive, would that encourage CyGames to kill botters harder or encourage them to look away because at least botters are the ones still holding onto the game..
>>559938064
>>559938251everyone, except for retards who can't make it work
>>559938282they'll just ship the botting feature earlier
>>559938251what does this sweep/ sweeping buzz word mean?
>>559938045Are umas so prevalent in their world’s culture that literally everything is named after them? Human women really are a sub species.
>>559938285Love how this artist draws Kita and Sweepy
>>559935875I like it. I also really like the reason behind Jordan's focus on her nails. Super cute. She's not meta but I'd like to get spooked by her at some point.
>>559938089I'm having rice right now
>>559936968Don't know if I want to go Falco or Digitan. Falco has been mostly a flop, but I don't want to get caught with my pants down as solo front.
>>559938346yeppers!
>>559938387Brutal mogging
I am pretty sure this is the first time Rumpel is not the number one favorite in a raceWe will see how this Tenno Sho (Autumn) goes
>>559937324No one expected the Unity qol yet it dropped, it'll happen this time again. Trust.
>>559938043>litterThat soundpost is going to die soon
>>559938387>>559938285CEASE posting this INCREDIBLY horny artist!>>559938043>that sound manages to equally upset scots, irish and british
>>559938387Didn't they, you know, irl
>>559937698The plancha mile S one won 10/10
is this good enough?
>>559936968It's coming home
dirt w final conditions13087787
>>559937570Here's the secret trick to get data that you can actually chew>Download Hakuraku>enter room matches 9x>save as practice partner the winner of each rooms>use them as practice partners>keep redoing your uma until you can place on the lobby reliably, use hakuraku to know rooms for improvement>repeat from #2
>>559938183
>>559938547>Rumpel, not the unquestionable number one
>>559938597Sounds like you got the answer you were looking for.
>>559938537Sweepy is still a growing girl, give her time...
>>559938770CUNNYYYYYYY
>>559938754fusu
>>559936968Digitan is here to be a voyeur again
Harikitte ikou!
>>559938169>>559938414
>>559938860fusrodah
>>559938702As someone who loves joining practice room, I really really want to download Hakuraku but I'm afraid of losing the account I have poured money, and most importantly, lots of hours into.
>>559938953
>https://umamusume.com/news/100074/>https://umamusume.com/news/100074/>https://umamusume.com/news/100074/HAPPENING>HAPPENINGHAPPENING>EVO SKILLS EVEN FOR KITA THAT GOT HERS LIKE LAST MONTH ON JP
>>559938974I have 100~ bucks spent on my account and I'm using it. If they ban me, fuck them. They're banning innocent Hakuraku users but not botters? I'll take that ban as a sign to quit.
>>559939056
What is your CM record looking like? Are you satisfied with your pre-MANT results? I think I'll be fine with 7/10 if I lose Aquarius.
>>559938724jordan cute
>>559939106>Mar 3, 2026holy shit its happenginig!
>>559936968 ready for 3rd place
No one told me how powerful hair down Jordan is
>>559939170you guys win cms?
>>559938754Even with his rivals at their peak, he remains the strongest
>He locked inOh no no no. If you let it automatically lock in, you'll get matched with other auto people. Which are easier to beat
https://poal.me/9luockhttps://poal.me/9luockhttps://poal.me/9luock
>>559939106at least edit the page so you can post a fake image
>>559936968I hope Oguri wins
>>559939121>innocent Hakuraku usersinnocent would imply using any 3rd party software isnt against ToS. it's retarded but most jp gacha games have those ToS
>>559939170I wonder who has the most plats here
>>559936968Pulsing to the victory
>>559939106Did I get baited
>>559939256I don't care for either of them so Kitasan so I can have a good parent.
>>559939256Heart says Kita but dick says Dia
>>559939106SON :crying laughing emoji: :crying laughing emoji: :crying laughing emoji: :crying laughing emoji: :crying laughing emoji:
>>559939220UNDEFEATED KING! Tho to be fair I would've been okay if he lost to Tama or Ogu, or even my boy Socca.
>>559936295>look up source>find second image
Gonna cum on fusu
>>559939256Dia, easily. Satono Diamond is unbreakable.
>>559939256Dia because of that one video
justfuckmyshitup>>559936968still picrel
>>559939305i think someone claimed to be undefeated after sagittarius
pls rember that wen u feel sad or brickdednever forget ttimes wen u seethed even harderwen ur brick for sur alway rember kill air shakur
>>559936081Drop your 0LB Admire Vega
>>559939121the issue is the hooking thing and packet sniffing. you technically have a form of maphacks and something easily detected by steam anticheat
>>559939256Dia simply for the scene of her crying in s2 after winning the G1 race
I thought we were supposed to have MANT before the final registrations
>>559939429
>>559939490AHHHH I LOVE SAGGING MUMMY MILKERS
>>559939556thats not a finals bwo...
>>559939195Gyarus are the best
>>559938618yes
>>559939619You were lied to
>>559938618nyo
>>559939619that was based on the predicted schedule but thank fuck we don'tI lost to some unity cup oguri because i didn't know how to do unity cup yet
KNEEL TO YOUR MANTLORDS
>>559939058>"All Right Kitasan, today's training schedule is...">"Wait... what? AAAAAAAAH">*passes out from intense rapeing"
Did you hear it? It's the pulse.
>>559939619
>>559938743
>>559939796This is why I get pulse to counter the pulse
>>559939593Now that I think about it I could use my creek and borrow mlb vega, use my kita and I get 50 RB
Lolibaba Umamusume are too strong.
Weird how much /uma/ likes Jordan
>>559939837Scarlet's not that fat
I HATE PULSE
>>559939892Cyjews handed her out during the last set of free pulls. Lots of people got her.
>>559939837this would be hotter in her original outfit
>>559939729Wish she’d choke my ostrich like that…
>>559939892She's a nice girl that makes funny faces and she is also retarded which gives her extra cuteness
>>559939796Did you hear?Time has come knocking.>>559938743 >>559939874I LOVE PROPAGANDA I LOVE OUR CB OVERLORD I LOVE THE BESTES OF WIVES (after luna)
>>559939892 nice soundpost loser
>>559939712ok
>>559939878You would still need to drop Marvelous Sunday because there's no way you could max speed with only 1 speed cardJust accept that you won't have Daring Strike
>>559939881I don't think dream journey qualifies as lolibaba
>>559939876I activate my pulse twice.
>>559940025I can hear it in my mind
>>559939892Gyarus are always ugly
Good night friends!!!
>>559939892What’s not to like?
>>559940089Here is a (You)
>>559939892She came home twice in 30ish pulls, so I have no choice but to reciprocate.
>>559939892canonical jordan soundpost attempt
>>559940065Yeah that's like calling Stego a loli too which doesn't work at all.
>>559939170It's been an interesting journey.>Fall for the "Just enter your TT umas in Taurus, your rewards are still good if you lose" gaslight and feel bad to see my umas lose>Decide I'm going to learn a bunch of shit during Open in Gemini and Cancer>Okay, now I feel like I know what I'm doing, broke into Graded starting with Leo>Laisu win in Virgo, Christmas Biwa in CapricornI'm happy having a plat, and happier I have two plats since they make a pair, any others I win legitimately or bumble into is a bonus, I just want to see my umas do their best now.
>>559940124>t.Gold City
>>559940089Helios and Yanko aren’t
Does stamina matter for sacrifical oonige on longs? I don't really care about the NSM shit I just want to increase the early pace
>>559940080every time Jordan makes that face a dunce cap should be added on her head, it makes her look cuter after all.
Why is she like this
Is that true that after qualifying for group A you can tank your elo, by losing on purpose, so you'll get worse opponents at finals, or its gaslight_dancer.jpg
>>559939892oji-san general, it's only natural
>>559939256Anons are going to be so disappointed when Dia does not in fact jerk you off pre-debut
>>559940112Umasumi!
>jordan and tickezo are roommatesimagine the combined iq of that room
>>559940276Latinx, please understand
>>559939892She got the least exposure from the anime seasons so it is surprising she got a following at all. I really enjoyed her career, it was very relatable.
so when are sweepy cucks getting banned?
>>559940047SadHopefully nimble navigator is enough for my ecs
>>559940065>>559940149What should I call this then?She has a petite bodytype but behaves like an older woman.
>>559940320>two retards fighting
>>559940281You didn't do it? Enjoy your buhis
>>559940375lmao, anon is more retarded than jordan
>>559940281this is said by the same guy that used to say finals matchmaking was completely random
Gyaru?
>>559940414A womanlet.
>>559939170I luckshitted 1, and I never be able to again
>>5599403752 days
>>559940281>Libra finals I had a 50% winrate>got put in a 12k lobby>Capricorn I had a 80% winrate>put into a 7k lobbyDefinitely a meme
>>559939892I want all the gyarus
>>559940281
>>559940460i see 2 nice pillows there
>>559940467I'll note this for future conversations on the subject.Damn shame she's so far away from global.
>>559940414flat midget
>>559940315
>>559940535Ugly as fuck
>>559940132gyarumas are seriously cute
>>559940460I would go from flacid to erect to drained just by walking past them
>>559939170I've always gotten to finals A despite only having a MLB Kita by her secon rerun, I'm fine with my results. I have rather good cards for MANT so CM is not as exciting as before, but I expect to continue getting into finals A every time to collect my carats.
shakur love
>>559940598
>Mare who only wins against other mares vs mare who wins against everyoneBut somehow the one on the right is stronger
>get dober off banner twice>first time training her>hot springs ticketI've been marked...If I get a good parent out of this I'll accept her as my uma wife
>>559940652
By 200m left, isn't it already too late for late surgers to catch up, even if it's mile? It seems like <=200m conditions left are sprinter conditions only...
>>559939892she's not popular and isn't good at all so she appeals to the 4chan contrarian mindset also she's a stupid fucking retard which is really relatable for /uma/dacchis
>>559939419An attempt was made
>>559940695So when is Just A Way coming to the game?
>>559940761(You)
IM NOT READY FOR FINALS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>559939892Wish I had a gyaru GF who’d drag my shut-in ass outside...
>>559940827Never. Their existence is too closely tied to Gintama.
>>559940710>Mare that beats literally anyone, even stallions>Is portrayed as a gorilla powerful ojou-sama with thick thighs and huge titsRelease, now.
>>559940710Yandere powers
>>559940873
>>5599391700/3 on URA CMs, 4/5 on Aoharu CMs after losing on Scorpio. Hopefully I luckshit a win tomorrow but for some reason Tokyo CMs are just extremely unlucky for me. Taurus both my aces refused to activate gold recovery, Cancer both my fronts decided to fail groundwork witcheck, Scorpio Oguri decided not to proc 777 at 1100 wit
>>559939892It's not weird. Nobody important cares about how good a racer anybody is, and she ranks very highly in the fierce competition for second cutest character in the setting (behind Rice Shower who is the Eclipse of cuteness).
Well shit I forgot finals was today good thing I did that carat run to get me in group A.I love falco but though she always leads mid race she can NOT clinched it so I’m replacing her with newly high rolled oguri
>>559940971
Who are you picking for the uma selector, Torena-san?
>>559939419Made a point NOT to post that
>>559941004>4/5fug i mean 5/6
>>559941065NYOpera, I'm tired of pretending I'm not a sweaty metafag.
>>559940759i think they can catch up if they're 2L behind or something like that
>>559940759>If losing, win
>>559941065I'm too poor to buy it.
>>559941065Genuinely don't know. I got all the umas I want.
>>559939170Look at all these tryhardsI'm danchou btw
>>559940710Good lord Donna's thigh is thiccer than Still's waist. And I thought this mogging was bad.
>>559940910For real, they're like amongst the absolute biggest of uma busts. I literally, figuratively, metaphorically want to drown in her huge tits, too.
>>559939170I usually get second in B, but I did win it once, that felt good. I’ve been in A twice, barely lose the first time, and I’ll see the next one to,Oreos!
>>559940971>this is what grass deludes herself into while spe has eyes only for suzuka
Every single career story is 90% rival yuri bait. It's so annoyingly obvious that every uma is canonically lesbian. You need to be cuck and/or transbian to enjoy this game as a male.
>>559941065Is it free?If it is, either Seiun or Mummy
>>559941065mummy creek
What the fuck, subdued front is an agemasen?
>>559941065my dick craves Hag sex and who am I to deny it to him
>>559941264Are you ever gonna kill yourself
damn this autist is sexy
>>559941065Letting fate decide
>Is it free?
GIVE ME QOL ANNOUNCEMENTS OR GIVE ME DEATH
>>559941065I wonder if we'll have an uma selector for 1.5 annijp for some reason didnt have it
>>559941137>fell for the nyopera gaslight
>>559941365>QOLlmao
>>559941065Narita Brian. I was thinking Taiki Shuttle, but when I thought it over, Taiki is not useful outside of Dirt.
>>559941356
>>559941232Mambodanchou...
>>559941365sorry cyniggers is too busy trying to shill gbf to the west for the 50th time
>>559941065No one, my initial plan was to pay $20 to get dober but I gave into gamba and went all the way to pity and went full broke and now there’s no finemo for me.
>>559939170tfw been in a slump since Libra>>559940203>Fall for the "Just enter your TT umas in Taurus, your rewards are still good if you lose" gaslight and feel bad to see my umas loseThis is really bad for meI literally can't take it easy or 'retire' from CM because i will see this shit happenI think for my own psyche if i have to take it easy i would rather surrender the ~1500-2000 carats and not enter at all if i don't have a team ready to at least push to Finals A and think i have a decent shot at it
Glad you guys aren't waiting for indonesian hours to hit before talking about paid vouchers, really helps preserve their sanity and very fragile ego.Thanks for not planning to gaslight them into thinking the vouchers are free either.
I just spent 5000 monies on a Winning Ticket star fragment.
>>559941445>Ryan
>>559941457THis rabi looks like VF
>>559941457Oh, I'm going to do the roll once I buy the ticket. I just post the roll I'm planning to do.
>>559941065
>>559941445>Doberman
>He gave the yuri tranny/schizo attention instead of going [-] on his assFirst mistake>>559941242As a tits lover, it's fucking great, zero reason to complain.
what is the uma equivalent of the episode in which Grass got hard for Spechud?
>>559941232>5 silversWhat are you doing
>>559941445The only gaslight tax I'll be paying is Summer of 564, hate Goldship but that inherit is just too good.
>>559941445>SS+ Ryan
>>559941475Gary Bible Fellowship
>>559941554i somehow managed to get Tickezo to 5 stars before ever getting around to her careerI should probably take advantage of MANT being a disaster to do first time careers..
>>559941065I'm torn between Seiyun and Taiki.On one hand I badly need a good Seiyun parent on my own, on other hand I wish I had Taiki.
>>559941445>Stego>DANSKI>El>NARIV>Monquel>NEW NALIB
>>559941673My best
I haven't won a single CM Finals despite having around a 70% win rate in every single one so farI need Falco to lock the fuck in, if she late starts and tosses the win I'm using my selector on Curren
>>559941780Get Taiki
>>559941647how do her glasses stay there
>>559941445>ZionDoes this uma rape children too?
>>559940726Almost good
>>559941780Daily Races coming soon bwo keep that in mind for taiki, you can get her for free
>>559941859What do you mean almost goodThat's being used at least 20 times by me
>>559941849That video gave me lots of respect for the dude
WHERE'S THE QOL ANNOUNCEMENT?!
>>559941065i'm missing suzuka, taiki, and maruzensky but i might as well get them passively from the legend races at this point maybe cafe
>>559941826I’d selector curren if I didn’t know daily races were right around the corner
>>559941065help chat! do i follow my cock (eishin) or my brain (ny opela)??????
>>559941849All Umas are shotacons
>>559941978Helios would not say this
>>559941065You are assuming all of anons here gonna piggy out for the selector
>>559941804>>Stegocanon nickname>>DANSKIdance sky>>Elcanon nickname>>NARIVb/v sound is very similar in japan>>Monquelmonk el>>NEW NALIBr/l sound is the same situation as b/vkatakana is often jargon/abbreviations so mtl isnt gonna be perfect
>>559941826How? are you just queueing in dead hours so your winrate doesnt mean much
>>559941976If the pink was turf, mile or long it would've been fine
>>559942121>western artist
>>559942043
>>559941991>He thinks there will be QoLLOOOOOOL>>559942136>Explaining the funny names with reason and logicFuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I can't do hour long MANT runs for 1* guts bros, I need spark reroll.
>>559941991Should be in 3 hoursIf nothing happens then we are going to EOS
>>559942064To be fair even casuals in gacha games tend to shell out cash once or twice a year for GSSR and /uma/ has a fair amount of paypiggies of varying degrees
>>559941804Stego specifically asks you to call her Stego.
>>559942242>implying they'll let this money maker eosThey'll just do minimum effort, as usual
>>559942218>it's always the younger male fans they go after for a private meet and greet
>>559941991They did not announce any qol update we got before unity dropping
>>559941978Helios would say this
can they release just one canonical hetero uma in the name of fairness? i mean lesbians already have vega, agnes t, agnes d, groove, shakur, almond eye, machan, biwa, buena vista, curren, ruby, helios, daiwa, pasa, eishin, finemo, hishi amazon, jungle pocket, kitasan, ardan, dober, mcqueen, bobo, brian, taishin, ntr, festa, neicha, flower, oguri, raisu, bakushin, chiyo, laurel, dia, seiun, suzuka, falcon, spe, creek, rudolf, opera, taiki, tamamo, teio, jordan, vivlos, vodka, maya, gold ship, kingu, maru, doto, cafe, fuji, gentiledonna etc.
>>559941235holy shit you're right
>>559941065Odds, TosenEvens, Fine
>>559942468>>>/u/>>>/r/eddit
>>559940910>Mare that beats literally anyone, even stallionsSo if Gentildonna is that much of a monster, how fucking stacked is Zenyatta gonna be?
https://jiggie.fun/__________boobs__https://jiggie.fun/__________boobs__
howa
>>559940892Based. Everyone knows sudden girlfriend experience that pushes you to be better is the best fantasy
>>559942468ryan literally tries hitting on men in the first summer
>>559942516only the STRONGEST of thighs for the most powerful of uma>>559942578>17.2 handsNow in REAL measurements
>>559942560>rich woman Sad
>>559941235>big, soft and strong>tiny, modest and still strong for a humanI desperately need to be umahandled by them
>>559942689ryankeks..
>sovlful oshi fuji playerShe is truly OVR QVEEN
>>559942689And they rejected her, proving that tomboys aren't attractive.
>>559941065I have all the meta ones so probably Fuji
>>559942715tamachud...
>>559941065Is it paid? I already have everyone that I want so I'm probably skipping
>>559942853>sloptuber postpost brown hand
>>559942992yes, we only we a free support one
>>559941235Gentildonna's milkshakes brings all the trainers to the yard.mp4 >>559941667Uma has been an absolute godsend for me since its oppai paradise. But Gentildonna having amongst the biggest, big fat tits somehow activates even my neuron's neurons, even the atoms they're composed of. I love how they depicted her strength, not just as funny jokes but also a supremely regal and elegant ojousama with absolute big jugs that is going to make a husbando out of you. Man, the wait is killing me.
>>559942779Why do so many Anons here want to be umahandled? Aren't you ashamed?
>>559943035why is the video in your timeline bwo...?
>>559943035LOL, he needs to be bully for going off-meta.>>559943058Because they're beta males.
>>559942468You have to ask Cygames onii-chan to remove the female trainer toggle from the game first
>>559943185because i liked and subscribed
why cant jp FUCK OFF to their own general?we have 2
>>559941445what does that pink box on the upper right mean
>>559943185I get recommended Umamusume videos like anyone here, retardOf course a video that was published 1 hour ago will be pushed by the algo to anyone who is into UmamusumeThat doesn't mean I will click it or watch the video, I will just click don't recommend this channel
>>559941445>pulse on 400m is le badwhy are nips so bad at the game
>>559943058>Why do so many Anons here want to be umahandled?Because the thought of being chosen by an uma is nice>Aren't you ashamed?Very, which makes me harder.
>>559943058I'm so insecure I don't think I'd accept any form of affection that isn't outright predatory.
>>559943243Propaganda
>90% of my clubmates are filipino>we have a facebook group instead of a discord server
>>559943035rae and witgod are /uma/-approved
>>559943558>filipinoYou know what to do
HARIKITE IKOU
>>559943243this has always been their general
>>559943558Why do flips love facebook so much?
>>559943558Rebricked...
kitahara jo is so lucky...
>>559943558>facebookI thought it already closed down after the leak or whatever
>>559943582>VFtroon and litearl who troon are /uma/Okay /v/tranny you can put down the mask
>>559943558Mambros...
Thank you Cutesan
>>559941065Depends on allowance AND how my rolls are gonna play when I pull for Dia, not sure if the selector has an expiration date once I buy it.As for who I'd be gunning for, it's a meta vs PAYOFF debate for me: either xOgli so she can help me win plat or Akebono, when I read her story, I caved in, hard, then I threw 133 rolls for her and nothing in return. If 20 bucks are the price to redo these carats and finally get that cute giantess cook, then I'm cashing in.imagine getting findom'd by a middle schooler haha couldn't be me
post something cute
>>559943582i get hard whenever rae laughs
>>559943927
>>559943558there's nothing wrong with SEAbook
>>559942779Same. I don't have any fetishes but if this counts then this is mine I wish to be pinnned down and drained completely, shooting blanks into her pussy and tits so hard I cry
mambob
>>559943919>Depends on allowanceare you an ojousama or an enko slut
>>559943243You can't resist or escape propaganda
>>559943975He said something CUTE not ugly
>>559944273>trannyshit No
Only small dicked men liked Gentildonna
>>559944273suzuka's VA is the prettiest VA i've ever seen
>>559944273hag erotic
>>559944293
>>559943558That doesn't sound like a club from here... is it?It sounds like one of those clubs with -PH LOVE or something in the club name
>>55994436512cm is small, right?
>>559944387You havent' seen many seiyuu I assume
SUPA CREEK
>>559944261post the one where she is runing and you watcher her cleavage bounce
>>559944365Based and redpilled
MANT news?
>>559944356wut?
>>559944614Bakuwife!
who is your favorite /uma/ influencer and why is it rintaichou?
Post AI
>>559944704he said cute, not acute
>>559944604WOOOAAAAAAH
>>559944724Man-face roasties
>>559944612As yet there is STILL no evidence that the acronym (McQueen's Anus Never Tires) is untrue. So, no news
>>559943927https://youtu.be/XCbRnm-C5hI?list=RDXCbRnm-C5hI
Post you club
you club
>>559944865autis/uma/
>>559944365Untrue. I'm small and but don't like her that much
>>559944447is it /uma/
>>559944870mun!
Kitasan is so cute
>>559944951Yeah it's from /Uma/
>>559944447my dancho isnt complaining
>>559944821Ew
>>559944365Only big dicked chads like Curren Chan because they know they can satisfy her
>>559944261
Reminder that it's on the record that more /uma/ anons got chocos from Curren than Smart Falcon.
>>559945239curren would say this
>>559945275Ugly gorilla
>Gentildonna is popular!>No altsMakes you think
My dick is around 4.8 inches (sorry for the graphic details) and it has severely affected my self worth and confidence. I keep coming across countless posts and what not on social media about how big dicks are attractive and men with small dicks being put down.
>>559945327If I had Falco I would have selected her for my last chocolate instead of Taishin
20 borrows and not a single double dirt inspirationI don't care, I love her so much
>>559945380who asked
>>559945380I asked, and that's the perfect size imo. Too big and it's hard to fit it all in your mouth
>>559945380At least you're not fat, right?
>>559945542YWNBAW
>>559936968Haha...
>>559943336just write your shit in moonrunes broyes I'm a globalchadthe only reason why I browse jp uma videos is for various reasons: detailed foresight, which umas I feel like planning to roll for, lore stuff, etcetera. but as a heads up, most jp videos you'll see will be "[random jp forum] reacts to [epic uma event]" like the ones in picrel, or something like that, also it's unfortunately guaranteed that a few bits of uma youtuberslop - even worse, vtuberslop - might snuck in. so yeah that's why I browse with my surplus wapanese knowledge please dont shoot me im not a jp bro i swear to god
>>559945345They have to find a special occasion to make a limited alt like with Oguri
what are his crimes
>>559945637
>>559945380teiobro...
>>559945637AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
>>559945607stay mad sis
>>559945637You'll get em next time, newcutie
>>559945637bwo.....
>>559945638 (me)forgot pic
>>559945380kill yourself, nyow
It's not funny. We've all been there. We've all bombed at least one CM before.
>>559945730God al posters are just such devious little cocksuckers LET ME IN
>>559945637if it makes you feel any better i failied to qualify on the first ever CM, this is just a step back, cheer up
>>559943927https://youtu.be/c4kpdfH8Qjk
>>559945380You get used to it.Like getting scammed in this game, you grow apathetic to it eventually. Don't even register my Uma throwing.
>>559945821curren takes dicks of all sizes
>>559945730>>559945843>almondfags are troons
>>559945380Anyway, join bricked!
>>559945667helios posters are the rudest...
>>559945637https://poal.me/mh67sphttps://poal.me/mh67sphttps://poal.me/mh67sp
>>559945980I want my dick sucked, retard
>>559945942Of all size as long as it's bigger than her trainer's
>>559944045>I wish to be pinnned down and drained completely, shooting blanks into her pussy and tits so hard I crySame.
Good evening I hate Taiki Shuttle
>>559946360Is it because she hugs you without asking?
So how do I build for next CM? I haven't checked anything I was building aces to this very day still.
>>559946360why the long face?
>>559945843>>559946171
What cards for Mant?
>>559946134Do not rape meI am a fat hairy manlet
>>559946693This should work.
https://litter.catbox.moe/rzi14x.mp4Why are Ai bros like this?
>>559944045>>559946319
>>559945380mambro...
>>559946693Maruzensky (R, speed) And Narita Taishin (SR, speed)
>>559946693
>>559945380This is almost entirely a man thing, like how men go ohhhh women love muscles but they only get complimented by men. Big dicks can hurt. It’s about technique (and if you learn to get your partner off in other ways, most women irl don’t get off on penetration alone) even with, like, a micropeen, if you get your partner to orgasm, they won’t care. Start consuming things besides alphachud content and NTR porn Uma musume
I don't have guts yeppers or Sunday so if I don't MLB guts Ayabe it's over for me bwos.
>>559944273I really REALLY like Suzuka's VA. But I still think CB's VA is the cutest.Also, Creek's VA looks like she hunts boys...
>>559943919Selector has no expiration but it’ll never gain any more Uma past new years. I still have my start secondselector
>>559946693repost from a guide I made like a week ago>speedSR Windy and Kita (yes, she's still used), other paypig options are Biko, Bakushin and Fuku. also Mayano if you're running Kita. AVOID NTR AT ALL COSTS SHE'S NOT GOOD>staminaSR Cafe and Creek, there's also Chiyo but that card is garbage>powerLMAO>gutsevent yeppers, Urara, SR Ayabe, or Ines Fujin when doing fronts>witSR Marvelous, SR Tachyon, FM, Neicha, and SSR yeppers for NSM>palRiko but is not recommend, she gives less stats outside of Aoharu and you don't need energy events as you'll be buying energy drinks non-stopobviously there are other options, but the ones mentioned here have a high race bonus or important skills so they have priority
blehhh @bigots ITT
>>559944356>trannyshitHave some more :^) >>559944746
>>559945380you should start learning the ancient jap techniques and tools they use in javs to make girls cum even while having a small dih
>>559932596i got mlb fujin while rolling for FM, is she good?
>>559946883This because I have a big dick and it doesn't take much to hurt a woman even with foreplay.
>>559947191Kita core
>>559947134You make it sound like these techniques will cost years of my life span to perform.
>>559944746What did we do to deserve being represented by this troon? Is that how Vivlosbros feel?
>>559946815>open image>get brainwashedAIEEEEEEEEEEE
holy...
my gf and me
>>559947134>ancient trainer techniques>>559945380Time to NTR
>>559946958mlb flower also has high RB, but she's a gacha card.
>>559947276>forgive me master, but I must go all out
>>559947369this outfit is so...
At least MLB power el condor pasa is both a statistick and also has race bonus
...Hey, join our club.
>>559947335last year was the first time no nigger music got into the top 10 spotify after like 30 yearsthe world is healing
>>559947051If people were not tunnel-visioned morons, they would recognize that the actual body-mutilating civilization-corroding delusional monsters are not trannies but rather fatties
>>559947449>forgive me master, but I must not pull out
What the fuck did I just read
>>559947276Doth thou desire the power?
>>559947625Maackie!!!
if you roll for NTR you are retarded
>>559947625>>559947449
10 HOURS UNTIL YOU LOSE!
if you roll for NTR you are a cuck
HOLY FUUUUAAAAAAAAARK READ THISBtw the Umacord doesn't allow to react with the israel flag but the iran and palestine ones are fine kek
>>559947758>tfw only 181cmBeing a manlet is suffering
Mouuu! What's wrong with everyone? Can't we get along?
if you roll for NTR you deserve to suffer for all of TB
>>559947758>All that effort and he doesn't even put his wig on correctlyBut why its like the easiest thing to not be lazy about
>>559936968I'm ready for 3rd place
>>559947569I haven't listened to mainstream music in 12 years, I doubt this is trueJust because the artist isn't a nigger doesn't mean it's not nigger musicEilish for example is nigger music
All trainers are required to learn ancient trainer techniques at trainer academy in order to protect themselves from umamusume and to fortify their bodies to better support their future trainees.This is common knowledge.But they shall not dabble in FORBIDDEN ancient trainer techniques... less they bring ruin to tracen.
Mejiro Bright STICKS
>>559947921why are you brazilian
>>559947758The Harness kind of ruins the fit. Good for him for having good genetics.
>>559947502FineMo wife
>>559948113>lessits lest. lest they bring.
it is impossible for me to rape or be raped by umamusumes
Who will be the uma you're using for your first MANT run /uma/?
>>559948134Luna Mare
>>559947758I love every time you post this>>559948145Nooo it defines his muscles better, for sure improves it
>>559948228Oh you are right, good catchHave this as thanks
>>559948247Oguri Cap
>>559946974>Also, Creek's VA looks like she hunts boys...
>>559948113But I love shortcuts to power and that's usually the banned stuff.
So MANT is just telling your uma to chug energy drinks while they slowly die?
>>559947952I am too busy trying to wrangle this stubborn princess to get along with others.
>>559948107I guess so yeah, I was talking about rap artists but almost everything that gets mega popular nowadays is made for nigger culture
>>559947921Keep politics out of my fuckin umas
>>559948247Dirt Mile Pasa.
>>559948247My oshi, obviously
>>559948339>not a 7i'm safehave a 7 that brings ultra mega bad luck to your free kita pulls as payment
>>559945380My dancho can't be this cute!
>>559947035I thought the point of NTR was that you couldn't avoid it
>>559948447
>>559948348City love
>>559947924Sometimes I get these thoughts but then I realize that even if I was tall I’d still be a fat chud who doesn’t know how to talk to women and just plays vidya all day never leaving his house so no girl would ever want anything serious with memambo
>>559948247Since no one is willing, I volunteer to marry and impregnate T.M. Opera O with at least 9 kids after our first MANT run
>>559948435>using the glutton to represent ramadan
>50 pulls>4 SSRS>still no finemoIt's over...
>>559948534
>>559948247my wife
>>559948247Ryan. as always
It's time for Japan Cup
>>559948247Doto
>>559948435>All three uma goddesses are from Arabia and/or Egypt>None of them wear hijab
>4 pulls>4 SSRS>still no finemoIt's over...
>>559948247A generalist grandparent, so either an oguri or a fuji>>559948648https://youtu.be/v-fqZPDQxAI?si=OnuVSHOMqH8XBuKg>>559948737arent they ai constructs?
>>559945380*slurp slu-bleegh*Too small and tastes like shit
>>559948435I bet Ogurin would be a great mubarak streamer
>>559948747GRASS DO NOT GET MOOD UP AFTER THAT
>there are t*rrorists ITT
Do we really need 1200 stam and 3 golds for next CM
>>559948807mfw i have to drive twenty minutes to the nearest place with a half-decent shwarma
>>559948247
>>559948247Cafe
>>559948938Yep
>>559948890We all pulled the umabomber
ANONS WE ONLY HAVE 17 IMAGES LEFT AND 50 POSTS LEFT
>>559947279Watch your words.She's the most attractive woman the philippines has to offer, you'll have 5' tall assassins after you and you won't see them coming
>>559948938No, you only need one Gold
>>559948747Grass Wonder would definitely rim her trainer
>>5599489381200 guts too
>>559947035>power>LMAO
>>559948717Man, I love Rumpel
>>559948737iirc that only became widespread in the 70'sthose uma predate thatthough i guess they may have worn veils as a status symbol at the time?
I'm tired, boss. I've glued so many runs (~20 and counting), these are select few who actually managed to reach the end and even then, they're all missing critical components/breakpoints, so they're all glue as well.
>>559949128
>>559949128not my problem
>>5599453804.8 isn't even bad unless your shit is built like a pencil. I mean a legit pencil and it stinks. https://files.catbox.moe/v7awhb.mp4bitch
>>559948938Yes but only for fronts. Ends can survive with only 1000 stamina + 2 golds + 1 white
>>559946319Yup! You get me.
>>559949249>that post>video linkI'm not opening that................
>>559949229
>>559949249so you're seeing being an ugly bastard is optimal...wish this worked for the gspot
nishino is going to be a mom!
>>559949386fortunately it's some guy in blue scrubs talking
>>559945637Its okay bro it was not an easy task to qualify here as you had to do a lot to be competitive, and the sweat numbers increased.next long is probably going to be worse
>>559948938Try calculating how many stamina skills you need with a 1200/1200/1100/600/800 statline
AAAAAAH I CAN'T POOOOOST MY FUNNY IMAGE HELP ME DAICHOUUUUUU
>>559949386I can post the double snail blowjob instead
>mejiroryanfutamasturbation.png
my danchud is so unlikeable
>>559949676*rapes you*
>>559949293I literally don't understand this. Why not just call her Aruvu if that's what you remember
bread me
>>559949560Can you achieve that statline without being a Saudi crown prince?
>>559949828*breeds you*
>>559949087manthattan cafe
wtf me first??
>>559949828You have now been bread
>>559949479Jizzed a little just imagining Ardan in her bikini.
THE QOL CHANGES!?
>>559948938You do realize you can test it right now with your old longslop umas, right? Hell everyone has full TP nowadays just do a casual heavy stam run
MANTblazer start of the climax: thread>>559949870>>559949870>>559949870>>559949870
>>559949828>bread me>breast*super creek breastsfeeding you*
>>559950109Oh nyo nyo nyo nyo nyo, my umabros, umapiss, umamants
>>559946827Eishin taking me to Germany for endless milking sessions
>>559945380Uma musume?
>>559950250Endless German paizuri marathons
