Previous: >>562642215>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Bright (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Zenno Rob Roy (SPD), SSR Curren Chan (WIT), Symboli Rudolf (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SSR)>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/05 - Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*), Symboli Rudolf (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SSR)04/05 - Ligne Droite Story Event04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>562659320
Naisu
>>562659320Marche's bj while kissing top road's puppet
This isn't Fuji...
Digitan LOVE
you must spend those free carats immediately
>>562659483IT'S NOT CAKE WHAT
Odds 1 more 10 rollEvens I leave this banner alone I need to pull for Nishino
my blind ass keeps seeing the event's logo as a car at first
BUHI BUHI NOTHING WORTH ROLLING FOROINK TELL ME WHAT THE META CARDS ARE BUHI I NEED TO SAVE AND ROLL FOR THE META SQUEEEAALCUTE UMAS? WHY WOULD I WANT THOSE, BUHI
Her backless dress is so unbelievably hot, anons.
>>562659539I love Rice
Maru is running in L'Arc
Rice will never spook me
>>562659320were you too stupid to find an image actually from global uma to use for the OP?
someone bake a real threadnot posting in this jp trannies thread
i got seiun but i don't know to build front
>>562659034>>562658892>>562658738>>562659583>>562659540>ESL>Racist>SamefagHow sad...
i love her
>>562659520I'll do a 10 roll if you can promise me it won't be another dupe Uma.
>>562659662this anime was so fucking good
>>562659569Stopping here, Fuji doesn't want sex with me.
>>562659518>check her aptitudes>bad sprint and bad longMant is not being good to Digitan bros...
>>562659492And then I got her alt. I do love the boy umas...
If you pull for Nishino you're either a pedo or a metafag. Grim, is there a worse banner?
>>562659520Nyooooo, I must wait for Mr. C.B.'s card.
wtf seiun can breakdance
>>562659685good, you don't deserve her
Post MLB Sirius NOW
I NEED RICE IN MY BED RIGHT FUCKING NOW
The new Sirius card is bad, right?
>>562659714this is 4ch, there are multiple racists here
>>562659685Legend race soon
Today we honor Umamusume Jesus. Please post your best Goldship image and say something nice about her.
>>562659853Calm down, Oguri.
>still no MLB sirius symboli on /uma/>reddit and discord have multiple eachi thought this was a place for serious toh-ray-nuhs.
>>562659854Sirius Symboli and bad always go hand in hand
>>562659702>not posting in this jp trannies threadoh no...
>>562659714Both you and that person/those people are bad posters. Adults do not need to constantly be reminded about your stupid bloggers' war.
can I cleat this shakur
>>562659540>>562659583keep talking you play the game more than most>>562659845>exposing yourself as an outsiderLOOOOL
What triggered xim/xer now?
Rough uma on uma umasex at the showers after the races
>>562659854SR tachyon sidegrade
>>562659929You can cleat all versions of shakur
Unlike the OP, this jiggie includes only characters who are actually in the game.https://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unyahttps://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unyahttps://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unyahttps://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unya
>>562659950Someone called xim out last thread for spamming off topic shit again so xe hijacked the OP to vandalize it again.
>>562659886Her tits are divine
>>562659682Mindbreak incoming
>>562660037go away tranny
>>562659950he's always like this
Uh oh melty
>>562659894>agemasen gold>fraudoli sirius
>>562659894Link the codes!!!
>>562659897Yeah but she's cute and she's 8 months away...
>didn't have to spark for boysex>got geisha shichi and digitan on the way>now free to blow my load on nishino flowerHAHAHA
>>562659682Easy win
>>562659891>rice/ogurithis isn't even the right ship nigga
>>562660113And you'll never use her because she's a fraudEnjoy wasting 200 pulls for a box cheerleader
>Someone upsets HIM a fucking lot last night, maybe got him banned for being a retard>HE starts spamming gore and literal shit porn>Clearly got told off by his janny friends, so now he is making fake threads out of spite like the good ol days
>>562659521how long till this banner?
Is this the new Meta WIT card?
The new Seiun unique would've been good for CM11, but is it good for CM12?
>>562659886sexshi
>>562660208Rice. The food.
Wishing everyone using double dominator a very sincere kill yourself
>>562660135how are you free to blow your load if you won't have a spark ready
>>562660208>he thinks he's talking about rice showerSome people really can't understand puns
>>562660251food for Xoguri
I will put on the collarI will go on all-foursI will barkI will crawlI will eat from the doggy bowlI will obey every orderI am Puppy-chan and my master is Sirius Symboli
you "boyfags" are so fucking annoying, you claim to love the likes of seiun saying things like "ohh I want to see her bokumanko soooo bad" but when a trap uma gets posted you're like 'what the fuck is wrong with you faggot ew' like please stopboyfags refer to people like myself who like BOYS, not tomboys, which is the established termso next time you're about to post some stupid shit think about the implications of your actionsdon't you guys hate trannies too which by your logic would be validating by calling a girl a boywe can coexist together but only if we all can agree on certain topics such as this>tl;dr SAY YOU LIKE TOMBOYS, NOT THAT YOU'RE A "BOYFAG"thank you
post JP exclusives
>80 tickets & 18,000 carats>Valentine's Bourbon (new)>Seiun Sky (original, dupe)>Seiun Sky (ballroom)>Symboli Rudolf (dupe)Then I had to pity spark my wife Fuji. She's so demanding...
>>562659886Gold Ship is the strongest and prettiest of the Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>562660195>2D audienceUMAZING!
HOLY smokes INE'S HUGE TITTIES
>>562660316it's literally the only thing I can do against xoguri and frontpigs
>Shrewd Step>Head-On>Speed Star>Right-Handed in eventThese are amazing innates, what the heckers
>>562660058What's the point of hosting a room if you're going to segregate everyone into their own separate puzzles?
>>562660362SPEAK FOR YOURSELF I LOVE BOYS IN UMA COSPLAYS
guys, serious questionhow do you make SS rank uma?I can only do S+, what is needed?
>using jp dogs threadgood boy goyim.
>>562660384Is her unique skill better?
>>562660350>I will put on the collar>I will go on all-fours>I will bark>I will crawl>I will eat from the doggy bowl>I will obey every orderThis
oh right there's an event I actually have to play the game now
>>562660456money
>>562660364>exclusivesBut they'll be in global in a few years...
thank you based richfag for your sirius borrow
>>562660324I got Kita on the first free tenner so I've retained more semen than I expected. Buhihi.
>>562660431Address the trick in the room
>>562660362Kind of agree with this homo
>>562660362uh oh meltyyyyyyy
>>562660362iirc boyfag was a term before global and what you are complaining about is how it was used then
someone said it before but it's so funny how this is the only thread in the entirety of 4chan where JPfags are the annoy retards desperate for attention while the EN side is normal, it always is the other way around
>>562660431Imagine having goated skills and STILL be badFuji and Sweepyfags in shambles
>>562660537what did she mean by this expression
>>562660456My guess is you're Summers are weak because you're running too many wit cards and wasting all your coins on hammers.
3 weeks now I've had every single uma in the game. Every uma banner I get them in around ~10-50 pulls, i.e. I got fuji in 3 pulls and sei in 50. Bright I got on my first 10 pull. How many other people have every uma? It's hard to estimate
should I try for this banner? heard both girls are really good and the next one I'm really interested is goldship summer which I think I can collect a spark without issues until then
Choose Your Uma
Someone said it many times on /v/ before but it's funny how /vg/ is always full of literal schizophrenics that make shit up and then pretend like it's like, they behave like /pol/tards.
>>562660620
>>562660565His thread >>562659993 (Cross-thread) got deleted no wonder he's losing his mind lmao
>>562660578Yeah it's weird seeing such an annoying faggot infest our thread when /umajp/ exists, but at least it's funny to laugh at the way he wastes his life on such pointless trolling
>>562660560Oh I read your first comment wrong, my bad. I thought you said>didn't have a sparknot >didn't have to spark
>>562660350>>562660503Based puppy chads
>>562660350she's made for DOM LOSS
>>562660037 (Dead)>>562659993 (Dead)
>>562660489I think it has a more consistent activation with a lower duration (4s of 0.45 speed instead of 5s of 0.45 speed).
>(Cross-thread) (Cross-thread)
When will it be the best time to spend my carrots again? I’m actually fiending like a drug addict over the fact that my carrots are just sitting there and I’m not able to spend them…
>>562660680>should I try for this banner? You meant spend 30k? fuck noIf you're swimming in paid carats then daily pull as usual.
>>562660797Rice would say this
>>562660572no one like fags, btwumas are short haired girls
>>562660757not so much to troll when threads last a week on average and have like 15 people posting at most
>>562660797based raisu
>>562660069>>562660091Oh so just ignore and move on, got it
>>562660791Worst possible taste
>>562660849You have enough to spend some on umas you like whenever they come. You'll be in a great spot to dump 500 rolls (+100 free) on Tachyon + Light Hello banner later this year, very good odds you can MLB both of them if you do and they're both worth it if you're not sure what else to pull on.
So far what's the best strat for cm12 Oguri?Pace or Late?
woof woof
>>562660901>Just ignore the schizoYou'd know this by now if you weren't faking to be THE ntr anon
>highroll>no GroundworkFUCK FUCK FUCK THIS GAME I HATE IT I HAAAATE IIITTTTT
damage report /uma/
>>562661003do your own research metafaggot
Oh thanks Tamamo for showing up AFTER the longslop
>>562660701kawaii :e3
so dober and nyopera inherits for lates this CM?
>>562661003Front
Training a horse with only medium and long is dogshitForced to do OP races that give you shit all for stats and spWhat the fuck were they thinking with all the mile races
>>562661003both work. some people think pace is better, but that's dual-edged because lots of debuffers are going to be run and they'll all target pace instead of late, which gives late an advantage.
>>562661069She can still be used for mediumslop
goodnight umadacchi
>>562661042almost unrecognizable as shakur
>>562660849>When will it be the best time to spend my carrots again?Depends on your preferred strategy>I’m actually fiending like a drug addict over the fact that my carrots are just sitting there and I’m not able to spend them…the more you look at the carat counter the worse it is, so go do something else
>>562660791she's the type that becomes submissive after you act a little aggressive on her
Does cygames always send gibs after finals? It's like they are trying to stop us from quitting after losing.
>>562661101>nyoStop that shit
>>56266104280 tickets and 18k carats but I got both of them.
>>562661021big chances you are replying to the schizo passing as the ntr anon, betting all my money he will go nuclear in a few hours about how he doesn't play the game and so on
>>562661156umasumi neigha!
>>562661126What kind of parents should I try to train for her?Or since she's a late surger it doesn't really matter and I should focus on whites + oyl?
>checks ult This is just Rudolf’s ult but slightly worse >>562661141But my main end closer is Admire Vega…
>>562660854no paid carats, I lucked out really good last banners so I have 30k saved from anniversary stuff and no plans to use them for 2 months
>>562659729only the first episode was good
>another yurislop event
>>562661042skipping these trash banners
>>562660764we all make mistakes, sometimes
>had a huge blister on my gums>hurt me sometimes>it finally popped after around a monthSo I don't need to go to the dentist right?
>>562661285very wrong
>>562661115>he doesn't know the 30+ race spam was an unintended strategy that cygames never bothered to fix
>open event>air shakur>skip event
YOOSH
Is it okay to post Machan in the global threads yet? She's only four months away.
>>562661248Quite frankly It's all trash-posting to me, including your post. Could be all the same faggot, or two of them, impossible to tell. Sooooooooo get /ignored LMAO
this is pretty rough, is event bonus lower in future events too? also fuck the op hijacker
>>562661270You can have both
>There are Torenas with feminine hands in the thread
>>562661405sex
>>562661042>4/5 crossdressingI hate this event.
>>562661325most hygienic teio poster
>>562661292you already have your hetslop event
nishino flower when
>>562661003Pace is more consistent since it has better heals that she already comes with and less likely to get brocked during the rocket. If you're gonna mix it up, End is performing the best but with a way smaller sample size
>>562661421>you can have both L-Lewd. Guess the main strat is gonna be Tamamo, Ayabe, and Rudolf
>>562661380nobody actually cares as long as you're not an annoying spamming avatarfag like stegofag or NTRfag
Fuji Kiseki is so beautiful.. I wish I could pull her without the risk of getting Seiun Sky.
>>562661380It's always ok to post whatever umamusume related girl in global threads. It's literally one schizo who hates jps because he's a retarded autistic chink
>>562661380fuck off, you have a dedicated thread for shit that isn't in global
>>562661325Inside or outside?
>>562661042Wanted Fuji, got Seiun, stopped rolling and waiting until end of banner to put a few more rolls (not going until sparking)
One more to go
>use 10 tickets>get four fucking 3 stars>but all dupes, one even fucking being normal fuji kisekiwhat the fuck do you even call this
>>562661345The scenario skill gets to max multiplier at 25 races, so 30+ is not that much of a stretch
>>562661325Sounds like an infection unless you burned your mouth or something recently.
>>562661534the fact that they're bringing up that it's off topic to further derail the thread instead of just posting normally makes them an annoying faggot too, even if they're not as annoying as those two
>>562661569he doesn't even play either JP or global, he's just a sperg who found a thread to shitpost in
>>562661380>>562661575 hereplease continue posting cute umamusume
>no groundworkthat was my last borrowI'll finish it for the event points but FUCK FUCK FUCKKKFFUCKK
>>562660791>Dom lossGarbage fetish for cowards
>>562661042-1 ticket +1 Matikanetannhauser
>>562660431too bad she has a worse oguri unique
>>562661325You probably have an abscess retard
Thoughts?
>>562661380Japan is on the globe, therefore JP Umas are welcome in global
>>562661747>strongest dommy mommy aura in the game>irl and in game she's a fraudSymboli family being strong is a psyop
>>562661042Fuji came in two 10 pulls Sirius is a no show. The Lord giveth the Lord taketh away
>>562660436People can cooperate if they want. Sometimes they like to work alone though.
>>562661780yada yada desu
>>562661713rapist eyes
>>562661747Why did they give her such big tits if she's supposed to be for female players?
>>562661724
>>562661741no it's actually >>562497646 you faggot that does not play this game
>>562661640It's what we in the industry call bad luck...May luck find you in a grey plastic bag in your next turn
As a Seiunbro I didn't expect anything less, I guess I'm pulling Nishino now
Ayabe prize figure poster from a few threads back. Got the refund from the seller and the fig for free! I suspect the cause of the box getting smashed in-transit was the outer bubble wrapping & wrap combined with USPS handling... Lesson for me's not to be cheapfuck on shipping next time. For assembly, gorilla glue worked fine. Looking to drill in a custom acrylic stand to replace the current one. Anyways, I love Ayabe and I'm glad I got to rescue her despite my dumb mistakes.>pic taken near the table end Don't worry, she's safe
>>562661380Only if you post her thighs
>>562661747>that animationIs that the real in-game one?
>>562661713W-what picture?
>>562661850Makes sense.
>>562661743Don't give up anon, there's always the chance for a Bakushin/Falco spook
>>562661842made for breeding
>Nobody rolling for the sex demonAre you all metafags or just fags?
>>562661891Anon... Do you really think women don't like girls with a nice pair? Insecure chestlets, sure, but the ones that aren't oggle big-chested women all the time.
>>562661891Everybody likes big breasts
>>562661842
>>562661325Get mouthwash, one with alcohol so it acts as antiseptic, your mouth must be tasting like shit right now.
>>562661747Why did the camera point to her pussy
>>562661743holy fucking parenting
>>562661850youcrackedthecode
>>562661569No it isn't, fanboy with the mind of a child. Anybody with sense prefers not to have generic samefaced anime girls who have no story attached to them shoved in their faces constantly. Generic samefaced anime girls WITH story, who you can actually meet in a video game, can be interesting.
>>5626604562spd, 3wit, 1pwr with at least 50 RB and power sparks. You should be able to easily cap speed and get both wit and power over 1100 at the minimum, and then just buy skills. Enjoy your free SS/SS+ for your Mile, Dirt, and Sprint teams
>>562661891Everyone loves titsStraight men and gay women love tits for obvious reasonsStraight women become defenseless and are easily entinced by someone stronger, including in tit sizeGay men want to have them
>>562661961Nice job, and nice figure! She really looks great.>end table >is an end closer Pottery
What kind of parent do I make for OG OguriWhat for Xoguri I will borrow NY Opera for both to make HOP (Homestretch Opera Pulse)
>>562661891girls love big boobs too
>>562662054But she only comes in 9 days
>>562662054There aren't any sex demons on the banners currently
>>562661747she would literally kneel and cry and say "don't say that..." if you started speaking in fr*nch
>>562661961cool of the guy to just gib it to you. hopefully you continue to patron their e-shop.
Thank FUCK I'm out of town for the week visiting family that loves and cares for me, so I don't have to deal with the schizo. Enjoy your fun with his autism bros, good luck!
>>562661842goo goo ga ga
>>562662054I'm deciding which skill to use my hint books on. I think Head-On will always be useful.
>>562662098When are you coming babe...
>>562662214Like Pasa?
>>562661589It was a blister on top of my canine tooth behind my lip>>562661693I don't think it was infected>>562661812>>562662076No there was no puss, but I washed my teeth anywayMaybe I'll go to the dentist if it grows again but I think I'm safe now
>>562662054but the air shakur card is free
Is there a way to lock the pulls on Fuji Kiseki? I don't want to pull Seiun Sky
this Sirius wit card looks pretty good, am I missing something or should I be pulling for it?
>>562662214>if you started speaking in fr*nchI am pretty sure she knows French to some extent too since she helped (You) with a menu from a French restaurant
>>562662054the normal version of fuji kiseki is way hotteri cant really justify spending 30k carats on an alt i like less than the og
>>562662337It’s an agemasen card
>>562662328wtf why is it maruzensky down there
HOLY FUCKING MELTY LMAO
>here's your rival bro
everyone sharing their pulls made me do one as wellI guess that's nice enough
>>562662276thats called a mouth sore teiobro...just stop with the mukbangs
what about 1500 clocks
>>562662337>am I missing somethingAgemasen gold>>562662406It's from that one 1koma with Maru saying that she wants to be spoiled or something
>>562662406It's literally on one of the comics in-gameWay to prove you don't play
>>562662323lol
>>562662337SR tachyon sidegrade with a very specific skill (that you might not even get)whale pull and maybe a borrow
>>562661891Women love looking at each other's tits almost as much as men do.
>SAY THE LINE ANON!>...you don't play the game...>YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>562661891not every lesbian is a lolicon, that's why
>>562662401>>562662486>it's agemasenyet I got her on my first 10pull?just be lucky, anons
I'm not gonna lie, just the smell would make me cum buckets
>>562661978Yes she actually does that and you can check in umaviewer too
Oh cool I’m retarded. He’s literally me
>>562662683Congrats anon! +15 guts to you.
>>562662523The council of frauds
>>562662686Holy sex.>>562662687Well now I have to pull for her.
>>562662619>spam off topic shit>called out for it>post memes about how people call you outmany such cases. a shame the jannies don't know enough about uma to enforce the rules here.
>>562662486You mean the one about juice
>>562662619>what is this?>info is on information easily accessible in-gameYou either don't play the game, or are a retard that can't readBut that meme proved both are correct
How are you faggots running out of clocks when there's a limit of 5 per career? Am I the only person ITT that's still not botting? MANT careers take way too long for people to be doing more than one per day.
>>562662827Is it the "good" juice or the "bad" juice?
fellow endGODS, what's the consensus on the new shakur card? looks like iron will but locked for end closers only
>>562662901It’s meh
clock eaters are botters i think
The only thing I can think of when I hear about breakdancing is the dumb Australian bitch from the Olympics
>>562662453You won.
who put that fraud in the game
>>562662901it's better than the jordan card and has spurt
>>562662868>BottingNo its just RETARDS who keep clocking non-g1 races
>>562662891I hate the juice personally
>>562662901Garbage
>>562662868i'm bored at work so I always end up doing 5 to 7 a day
>>562662756Some quality GMOD content https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFgTCfCgIhc
>>562662932sex again
how do you know if an uma is "for women"?
>>562662910>carrot paper, accessories and decalsman the umaverse is so cute
>Xhe doesn't play the gameIs there a bigger fraud than our thread schizo?
>>562662868I enjoy playing the game
>>562662868not everyone is a turbo autist who has been saving clocks for a year
>>562662868The bot can't even use clocks on MANT, you retarded MONGOLOID that pretends to play the GAME
>>562663079Apparently if she acts like a man then she's for women, but then again if she can get pregnant then she's for me
I keep overshooting my stamina for CM12...
>>562663079You just know.
>>562663079If an uma has qualities women like to see in men then its a certified female bait uma
>>562662868I just hit 900 under starting from 1020ish, I think more intensive players are going to burn cocks faster
>>562663097holy sex i didnt imagine she'd get an upskirt like that with that outfit
>>562663191It's not a bad thing as long as you hit target statlines.
>still makes this retarded Pose in that OutfitCringe
>>562662868>MANT careers take way too long for people to be doing more than one per daylollmao even
>>562663174wouldn't him not knowing about the bot actually proving he DOES play the game...
>>562662868I do 10 MANT runs a day
>>56266104270 pulls total including tickets, got both banner girls and summer maruzensky
>>562662125Power is a gaslight. Everyone wants it to be good. It feels like it should be good. It is not good.800 power is .38 accel.1200 power is .45 accel, a .07 differenceCaring about your power stat is pointless. Since she's relevant, Xoguri for example has .3 from unique and .2 each from Ryan and dober inherits. Total including base is 1.08 and gets you to full speed before their durations even end. What could 1.15 do that 1.08 doesn't? It's the same as TTL vs TTL+GW on long CM. It doesn't actually help.That's why the early guides said to focus every other stat to a hard goal and left power as a variable stat. It's literally the last stat to worry about. Even guts is better than power
>>562663285indie game company pls understand
Getting Kitasan to 3lb is better than getting any new card I'm missing to LB0 right?
>>562662868technically speaking a MANT run is about two URAs if you play it correctlynot that much to only do one
>>562663097Why are you so obsessed with celebrating that person? Grow up
>cyjews pushing Rae to pity
>>562663285She's cringe but she's also free
>>562662868Most umafags are unemployed so they have the time to actually afford training Ug umas to wreck your shit in CMs
Literally who?Never ever saw this literally who ever.Good i hate These soulless jp umas so much
>>562663285why should she have a different pose?
>>562659682If you aren't japanese trying to pronounce those names and get what it actually means in english is harder than rare kanji
>>562663285Yes, that's her personality, they're not gonna change that only to appeal to useless fujos
>>562663079If I like them.Because every Uma I like seems to be loved by women.
>>562663370It's a bit awkward to LB3 Kitasan on MANT but you do you. I'd go for it.
>>562663426literally WHO
>>562663136Dia sucks
>>562663097it's really interesting how every /vg/ general has their own pet schizo
>>562659682you have your own thread go there>>562660195
>>562663483Maybe... you should play the game that this thread is about, and that does not include those characters??
holy fuck 40 clocksGLORY TO CYGAMES
>>562663524...and which umas are those
>>562662984That doesn't bypass the 5 per career limit. I know most people had at least 500 going, plus there have been gibs. That implies this general is full of people that have done over 100 careers already.>>562663149The game hasn't been out for a year yet, non-playing faggot, and if anything low numbers are a sign of autism. I'm at 857 just from buying them in the daily shop.>>562663314You mean Sweepy does 10 MANT runs a day.
>>562663526I don't know what else to use this voucher on. I don't really pull for cards but I imagine 0LB SSRs are kind of low value in general.
>>562663531our girl
So what's the appeal of this game?
Monetizing. Running ads.
>>562663502cafe whiz
>>562663423Curren kun
>>562663552>/v/ is peak normalfag, full of all types of garbage these days, but it's mostly just straight up shit posting and trolling>/vg/ meanwhile has been known to be a schizo shit hive for ageswhat's funny is that gacha threads (/v/ and /vg/ get hit the worst by far. obviously we all know the reason as to why, but that's obviously why it's so funny
Using my free 1500 inmediately
>>562663347>it's another episode of power is ~le badAnd yet every CM proves otherwise. You lose to a witlet, to a gutslet, even to a staminalet, but never to a pwrlet. Go actually play the game
>>562663689Gambling
>>562663516b-but my headcanon...
>>562663632you're actually autistic lmao
>>562663689It's fun when played casually as a singleplayer-only game, for a while, until you run out of new content to consume and the addiction-encouraging features start to get to you. It's full of charming, cute, pretty characters and stories. The basic concept/gimmick is fun.
track: niigatastyle: nigefood: nigiri
>>562663347The anon was asking about SS, not effectiveness. Also, it's not as though every stat doesn't fall off as you reach to higher numbers, Wit has a similar problem but there's plenty of emphasis on making sure you have as high wit as possible because you've got more stats and might as well use them now we're in MANT
Incredibly loud sex with Seiun Sky in the changing room before she stumbles out glistening with sweat to dance with Fuji
RUN YOU LAZY BITCH
I came back to this game after 8 months to dickroll the new Fuji, what is the difference between Tazuna and the director doing your roll? I've lost 4 50/50s in a row and whoever opens the door doesnt seem to make a difference
>>562663747>/v/ has schizo jannies>/vg/ has schizo posters...is what you meant to say
>>562663686plays mtg and competitive uma scrims
>>562663681>I don't know what else to use this voucher onThat's your cue to save until you get spooked in the future by whatever cards. >I imagine 0LB SSRs are kind of low value in generalThey're useful for autists who are into parent farming. Falcon for groundwork, Rob Roy for left-handed, there are also players who use LB0 Yukino Bijin for NSM but I wouldn't recommend that unless you have a good deck. I think saving the ticket for now is the best option.
are cheerleader nature and king halo any good? i like them
>>562663901b a s e d
>>562663595Did you See the OP of the thread you Post in you mentally ill ape????>Jp umas>Jp NewsMaybe you should have boycotted this thread instead stupid ape
>>562663689Cute girls + number go up autism = good game
>>562663934Cheer Nature is very hot, so I say roll for her
>>562661961>full refund plus fig for freeToldja ;)the gluejob looks good, some slight cosmetic damage but nothing that ruins the figure. Ayabe is broken mentally anyway so it's sovl and thematically appropriate.
>>562663910director = guaranteed SSR
>>562663901seiun sky would be much better with huge tits
>>562663689
>>562663964This website is for adults, anon.
>>562663632>You mean Sweepy does 10 MANT runs a day.No, I meant what I said, idk why would you think otherwise. MANT is the same as URA but with a little logistics management spice to it, and if you are good at that. the runs are fast and easyAre you stupid or autistic? Maybe both?
I play Umamusume: Pretty Derby on controller.
>>562663934cheerleader halo is apparently a good parent
>>562663752It worked
>>562663629Sirius SymboliDream JourneyTachyonDigitanRice shower.
ummmmmm isn't Sweepy ult super fucking shit?I'm basically not allowed to be better than 5th position until 300m or it won't firealso rushed checkand all that for 0.35 velocity
>>562663934both have good skill potentials but shit uniques
>>562659320https://x.com/myticalcat/status/2035046990061740143
Look at this dogshit soulless jp DesignsGood i want to nuke jp umas so bad
>>562664118>garbage zoomer popno thanks
kitasan armpit smell
>>562661724>>562661896it's months too early for you, Ramonu.
>>562664098nobody said sweep was good tho?she just attracts pedos
>>562664036MANT's stuttering and loading screens alone take the time of a URA run. You would know that if Sweepy wasn't doing your runs for you.
>>562663921Makes sense, guess I'll pocket it for a rainy day next time we get free pulls on the card banner. I already have Falco for Groundwork parent running, as awful as farming for parents are.
>>562664012So is it like pity or something? Or is getting an SSR with Tazuna supposed to be a jumpscare
>>562664154
>>562664252this sounds like more of a third world internet problem.
>>562663934
>He got so assblasted that he downloaded jp client to shitpostIncredible levels of seethe
Fuck 0% speed umasFuck milelet umas
>>562664154They randomly walt in and Out of the Screen now
>>562664098Sweepy's main draw is the green that prevents rushing.
>>562664098>If losing by a lot, don't lose as much>If losing by a little uhhh I guess she's fuckedBRAVO CYGAMES
>>562664187Early bird catches the worm.
If I want to properly triple front to have a chance at the menace of XOguri, and assuming one of the parents of all my girls is og Seiun sky, who should I try to train as my secondary parent?El Condor?
>>562661961Okay anon but we have to know…what’s under the dress
>>562664154Don't talk shit about Loves Only You.
>>562664347>drama-loving gossipy vagueposter tries to stir up more dramanormal levels of retardation
>>562664252How much of a poorfag are you nonny? I run this game at 240 fps, loading screens are nonexistent as they only take like half a second or less
>>562663516>fujosFujos ship two men together>himejosHimejos ship two women together>yumejosYumes ship themselves with other characters (usually men, but there are bichad/dyke yumes too)
I looooove agemasen cards, nothing feels better than having your entire run glued because Finemo decided she didn't feel like giving you Speed Star today
>>562664090I see.
>>562663689gambling picking the horse then gambling picking the cards and then gambling for said cards to trigger and power up your horse to finally gambling against other peoples horse who gambled all the way here tooalso the story and music are good
You know a surefire way to find out which post was made by the retarded schizo that ruins the thread?Uses gayass words like "vandalism" because an image has moonrunes
>>562664267yeah it's just more of a way to tell you you'll get a guarantee 3 star with the director, tazuna is usually a jumpscare
>>562664481The phone client runs like absolute shit and unlike Unity, the MANT patch made it worse instead of better. Not everyone can live off neetbux and sit at a gaming computer all day.
>>562664098>darlifra jumpscare
>scenario is ugrading your frendship Leven with These 3 schizosAnd i thought it cant get worse than mant
>>562664573>the retarded schizoThe fact that you obsessive retards persist in pretending that there can only ever possibly be one of these is itself a strong piece of evidence that there can be more than one.
>>562664394>(-3) Rush Chancewhoa!>base cost : 160...whoa
Can all of you just shut the fuck up about>this schizo>schizo thatYou guys are more sad then the schizos themself
>>562664573That's not fair. I use vandalize normally so I'd be falsely accused. Like when I say I'm about to vandalize Maruzensky's pussy with my dick!
shut up, schizo
>>562664828>I'm about to vandalize Maruzensky's pussy with my dick!THAT'S MY WIFE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT however I don't recall typing that post
What a sticc pancake
1 star off...This bitch sucks to train in mant. She jobs nonstop even with a full assortment of skills.
anon is playing JP on manualwhat can we do to help him
We should be talking about shit be bussin
>>562664204That's Nishino though.
>tamamo is so serious >but she’s so cute AAAAAAAAAA why is it that every new uma I get they’re so cute and become a favorite?! Cafe, Ayabe, now Tamamo?! Why can’t I just oshi one of them
>>562664098Don't tell me she runs longs, this ult only seems viable for miles and shorts
>>562664394IT DOESN'T PREVENT RUSHING YOU DUMB LITTLE SHIT, IT JUST REDUCES THE CHANCEGOD YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID
>>562664967he's reaching the right side of the IQ graph
>>562664760Still good for Goundwork/Baracole/Copano Rickey. >>562664956Run Fuku.
>>562665008They both attract pedosbut atleast nishino has a good inherit
>>562664956Dober/Ryan suck balls because their uniques never work
>>562664927Forgot Pic Damn this Made me want some actual pancakes
Is it worth using 2 SSR selector tickets to get the yeppers wit card to 1LB? Is NSM strong enough for that to be worth it?
>>562665012oshi more like oishi
>>562665127No
>>562664424Triple front for this chanmi is a gamble where you try to setup your Sei for success, the other 2 fronts are supportsYou want Cacao and Barcarole on her with as much middle race possible, Escape Artist and Killer Tunes are mandatory, and don't forget your Groundwork, TTL, Dodging Danger, Prudent Positioning combo early raceYour other two fronts can't be as strong, usually they have less WIT and PWR than your Sei, but higher than the XOguri, and lots of midrace skills to keep her down in position, Bobo, Maruzen are great for this but they can overtake Sei with their uniques if they are too strong.
destroy the thread, luke, let the hate flow through you! embrace it, let it take over and make you more powerful than you could ever imagine!
>>562663539Your cock!>>562662891Juice is never good.
>>562664956Dober needs to run pace up until senior year unless you're willing to grab hintless late skills early onEven then, she still can job
>>562665127You don't need a single lb on yeppers, she'll work well enough at 0lbThere are more valuable resources that you can use those in
more like copano dickey
I'm finally starting to understand how people print SS umas...
>>562665214see >>562546187
Loooool they have a First Person View???Why lazy Ass chinks wont add this into global now?
I wish I rolled Kitasan with the free rolls when they were going on. I don't want to roll for Seiun to have the two parents for Palmer.I guess I'll use the next paid selector on Kitasan assuming I roll all the other girls I want.
>>562665229Nah I rather talk about how cute umas are
more like yukino bitchin
>>562665315prease understand small indie company
>>562665143Is Tama okay?>>562665012You have a big heart and that's okay.Just use them all. Have certain ones be your aces for certain distances or tracks. That's what I am doing. I have a lot of favorites.
>>562665214thats retarded all 3 fronts should be built as strong as they can be
If an umamusume were to read this thread, she would come away with the opinion that she doesn't want to ever meet anyone who posted in it, because they all seem to be mean (and in some cases insane) people.
>>562661325>>562662276Go to a doctor, teiobro... you can be gross sometimes if you want but take care of your health first
>>562665214>they have less WIT and PWR than your Sei, but higher than the XOguriYes, that's completely possible
>chanmi
>>562665240I need a sleevejob from Dia
>/vg/ is full of literal schizophrenics>/uma/ has had known schizophrenics pre-global>said schizo went berserk cuz pretend soccer>made up multiple personalities that he EXCLUSIVELY shit posts against, never any other poster that posts JP stuffman it's almost like this is all a huge ploy of a schizophrenic and you faggots keep giving him attention cuz he same fags
Ok this red Hair slut is growing on me
>>562665127yeppers wit isn't even worth a single carat. complete dogshit card aside from NSM
>>562665576Umas aren't sluts
>>562665576uooooooooh mare bloomer
>>562665576bro am I fucked up because I get hard seeing at thighs
>>562664424I'm using Seiun and Daiwa as parents, except Daiwa herself who's getting Bourbon (original). Don't have VB or Seiun, so I'm kind of all in on Maru and Kitasan carrying over. I'm worried Kitasan won't be able to consistently hold second and trigger her unique with Daiwa around though.
>>562665450Same. I’ve been using a lot of favorite umas in tracks they have had no business being in.>dirt cafe >sprint Rudolf It’s been a hassle but I enjoy using my favorites…
>>562665127nah, selectors overall are only worth if you can reach mlb to that card you want
>>562661042bro picrel is like 3 weeks away i aint rolling SHIT on this women pandering event
>>562664908Well duh that's cause I'm (You), obviously
post something cute
>>562665467Sure do that and tell me if your VBobo or Maruzen can beat XOguri late race after hitting inherited A&S>>562665528It's an ideal scenario of course there is lots of RNG involved, but you should still have clear goals for your aces
>>562665764Ligma balls
>>562665764
>>562665703I tried to make a sprint Rudolf and it was horrendous.I will just stick to what they are good at for the most part.
thanks
>>562665658smaru is going to be 1st most of the time so one of the others is always going to die that's fine
>>562665576We needs to deleted the ugly dyke and the pupped schizos tho
>>562665854>the raped
>>562665816
>>562665164>>562665250>>562665608>>562665713Thanks for the answers, I'll save the tickets in case I can make an MLB at some point in the future.
>>562665854very funny, now show the other white sparks
>>562665918Finaly a good jp post
>>562665889>uglyif she's so ugly why the trainer fucked her?
>>562665918>>562665983
>>562665813What's Ligne anyway...?>>562665608It's kinda nice for parenting
>>562666067Pity
Why this game make money?
>Creek finishes her event chain right after harutenI don't like how often this happens
>>562665774of course they can
>>562666115idiots
>>562666115sexy sweaty girls
>watching how you loseAIYEEE
>>562666115why does any of your korean or china shit?
>>562666115Honse
Gfsan wearing Black
>>562665860I know and I want it to be Daiwa, but she has better midrace, especially late midrace because of her unique. I guess I could run 2 front, but I'm not sure what to do about my third slot. One of the reasons I'm leaning toward fronts at all is to push Oguris out of UMA2 position and 2 fronts won't get any of them unless my opponents also run fronts.
>>562666115I wonder
>>562666317
>>562665240
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICER GROOVE OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>562666317Wait, those goofy little plushes are real? Where do you get them?
>>562666452Bitch
>>562666115The scent of sweaty umanko after a race
>>562666259How do you stay sane? How do you resist the impossible to stop urge to unzip your pants, whip your cock out and rape her, even in public, if she was your gfsan and wearing that? idgi...
>lil bro even lost the rematch
>>562666452I like her eyeliner
>>562666482slurp slurp flatcarrot
>>562666452I think characters with eyeliner are pretty
>>562666504Because I'm not a childI pay for dinner, take her to my apt and impregnate her, just to dump her for a trip to Satono island, like a real adult
>>562666273Triple Front is safer than two fronts, but there is also another way, triple late surger, U=ma2 requires position 3-4, if you bring three lates, and your opponents have two Oguris, one will be pace promoted and the other will be second, none of them can proc U=ma2, but they can still hit a corner or 777 recovery, but this one is fun because you can also bring 2-3 dominators to fuck with them
soon im free of the schizo for a whole week
>>562665279how
>>562666452She's hot and I want her to discipline me.
>>562666534>2 Us losing to S+>2 meta horsesOnly clinical retards would take advice from him
>>562666452GYARU ALT WHEN
>>562666504Holding back until we both can take it anymore, closing the front door of our house and then immediately making love on the spot
>>562666606
>>562666452she is very pretty
>>562662891it's crummy juice
>>562666115cause they're giving me this
>>562666452she enjoys cleaning my room, specially my dirty tissues
>>562666115because True Love
What's your favorite non-hotspring event?Mine is goldship's date event.It made me like her a lot
i just failed a witcheck
>prof of curvature>dominator>OYL/From the Brink>killer tunes>super firm conditions>fast & furious>several whites>pump and beyondholy shit the late slopper build is expensive as fuck
I got 2 of this dumb whore in the free single pulls and didn't get a single Ayabe in the free 10 pulls
>>562666460probnably ebay or amazon.https://www.sk-japan.co.jp/charatoru/charas/thoroughbredthis is the official website, but idk if they ship worldwide.
>>562667047It's fine and all but why is she licking those?
>yuri pandering eventi know what to do!
>>562667203for more pleasure
One more day until we get this sexy boy
>got both in 150 pulls + fantasy pasa and a hagsky copy>also a FREE fine motion this is a good haul today
>>562667072Fuku is so cuteI hope her second alt is really good whenever it comes out
>>562667097>OYL/From the Brinkpick one>pump and beyondpick one>super firm conditionsyou dont need this
>throw a cheeky tenner after seeing everyone posting pulls>get thisShe loves me bros
>>562666606That's true, but XO + 2 Front is also a strategy that's floating around, which defeats that. Even if I get two XO + 2 Doms there's still about a 70% chance the lucky pace XO just hits her recoveries and is unbeatable. I think tryharding for absolutely stacked Kitasan and S Maru is best shot, even with my own third runner being a potential liability. Maybe I can go out of my way to focus on Daiwa's late race to help Kitasan win the midrace fight.
>>562667076
>>562667410what a dork
>>562667410
Hmm...
Can i just watch the anime for the story?
>>562667265That's not a boy!
>>562667410>palmer was the giga stacy all along
is the FREE shakur card good?
>>562667410Fraudaitaku Helios
>>562667549click itabandon run if it fails
>>562667667decent for Ends
>>562665117Nyooooo it Fell apart flipping
ew boys
>>562667410I thought zoomers were supposed to be loud and obnoxious? Not this shy and timid…
>>562667736should've done one of those anime drawing pancakes
>>562667705I rested, sleep deprived.Then this.I should have clicked run is over anyway.
>lose finals>get Seiun in a single 10 pullI'm okay with this actually
>kiseki>seiun>shakur>poodolf and sirusHOLY STALLION YAOI EVENT
>>562667410What is wrong with her?
>>562667667If you can deal with her 5RB, she can be Ends' second SPD card
>>562667824Me in the middle of them all.
>>562667667better than the other one at least
>>562667410>forgot to include the sound>lots of replies alreadyoh well
>>562666104>I already answered Ligma BallsUhhhhhh, I have no idea. Also Gemini refused to do it but ChatGPT happily obliged.
i miss the + 200% event bonus that was so funny
free pulls doko
which umas canonically have the largest asses
>>562667821>>562667821Real meta is to lose every CM your luck skill in pulls ranks up every time.
>>562666115Because it's a cute daughter/wife simulator. What kind of question is this?
>>562667948>Spurt moved from events into a massive hint pool>Intense Gaze gone completelyNah, it's shit bro.
>>562667667It's great for newcuties
they really went into full faggotry in the MANT era huh
>>562668171>massive hint pool>5How do you even play this game?
>>562668129I got third place A finals and used 10 tickets and got nothing
Keiba Kino
I haven't done a single run since the start of this monthI think the burnout is actually starting to happen
>>562666115it certainly won't this month. ballroom events always have the lowest amount of profits yet the uma staff keeps making at least once a year, and aside from Nishino Flower and Inari One there's nothing to roll for
>>562668271Have you tried being luckier?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bivFtSisNQ>>562667398Correct Torena-san, triple front or even two fronts + one late is the best choice for non xoguri havers, if you can slot hesitant pace chasers on all your aces that will work wonders for you
fine...
>>562668271This strategy only works for 2nd placers
>it was a prank all along
>>562668271How many CMs have you won so far? Getting into A Finals is basically winning
>>562668525Link nigga
>>562668525No, she was being bullied by the others, I just know.
>>562668572https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gyA74A0ygI
pornuma
imagine asking for advice and your only reply is an avatarfag who says nothing but bullshit to bait retards lmao
>>562668682
>>562668646That's Zelda...
You guys might be unto something here>Lost Scorpio>get Dober in 60 rolls>lost Sagg>get XOguri in 12 rolls>lost Cap>get Bourbon in 24 rolls
>>562668525ya no shit
>>562668682WE ARE OGURI KIRKWE EAT THE FLAME
>>562668345Losing this cm was the Last strawI think dump this kusogeAnd there is nothing i want to roll for the next 2-3 months
>>562668796I lost Scorpio and had to spark both Dober and XOguri..
>>562668796I lost Aquarius and got Kitasan in the free pulls
>>562668507Still feeling this after Pisces. That's the Derby right? IIRC she was more upset after that one.
>>562668682He wants to be a tripfag so bad but doesn't have the balls to commit, it would make filtering much easier.
i liked the earlier main stories better
>>562668361curren chub
>>562668863enjoy your china/korea slop, gambler tard
>>562668796I lost every cm and never got a horse i wanted
>>562668863>And there is nothing i want to roll for the next 2-3 monthsHonestly this for me. Nothing to roll and MANT is already doable so you have nothing to roll for. Plus we're going back to old CMs during MANT.
>>562668796I lost Aquarius and had to spark on Kitasan though.
>watch 3 test room races>in the three rooms NSM is a perfect proc for paces and XOguri wonYes, please bring 3 fronts.
>562668682>562668926Idk why are you so buttmad assblasted that he is more knowleadge than you, I have won 5 plats thanks to his advice, and now I don't even need to ask for things because I developed a way of thinking where I understand the game mechanics easier than before
>>562668938the only 'good' one so far was the christmas one
>>562660849Nishino Flower, for Pace parent if you want to main PaceMR CB wit, NN/FineMo tier wit card for EndsMaru Speed, Strong speed card, front focused but generally strongBunch of End Closer Uma's coming if you like themCopano Rickey if you want to win the occasional dirt CM that shows upOtherwise just save for the light hello/Tachyon speed banner at the start of Grand Live. That's the most important thing
>>562669131I liked the fantasy one.
>>562666627For me it's been kinda the same as getting an A rank uma in URA. I just try to make sure two stats hit SS, one A, one B. Then I just pump what I can and grab the gold skills first at the end. Current schedule has me doing 33 races for Mile/Med. The extra level on the unique from 4* helps a lot in boosting the grade for slightly better whites.
Next thread will be better>It won'tNext thread after the next thread will be better
trying too hard
>>562668376I had to spark 2 of the three umas I rolled for and I had to spark the only support card I went for MLB for.So I have G aptitude in luck.>>562668570I started in Scorpio and got plat in all except for this CM and the Sprint one.
>won plat>feel nothing>actually currently bored of the gameI guess this is what they call burnout
>>562669205what deck are you running
>>562669273burnout starts when you feel like botting
>>562669192Huh, she wants to take my heart out?!?
>>562669263>So I have G aptitude in luck.I hope your luck turns around soon.
>>562669334I still like my account so I'll hold off on that
So what's the best 4th recovery for Xoguri? Corner Recovery?
>>562669334I'm botting non ace runs and playing the game more now doing lots of ace runs.
>>562668345Make a decision so we can free a spot
>No medium SNyooo...My highest score so far though
>>562669358kali maa kali maaaaaaaaa
>>562669131I liked the bubblyland one.
>>562669289This one.
>>562669334How does one bot?
>>562669483why all the recovery
>>562669524
>nsm is THE accel now>locked behind a shit deadweight wits cardit's finally our time to shit all over the competition, kawakamibros
>>562669505Soaplands with Maruzensky...
>>562669545Preparing for the double murmur double ASE lobby
>>562669425Hydrate, Corner Recovery, Triple 7, U=ma2, this is mandatory to have
holy cygenerous
shy really is a kirked up white boy
>>562669545Nothing better to buy and I felt like her stam was a bit on the lower side
>>562668796I won dirt cm and got Taishin (twice) and vbourbon in free pulls
>>562669602They won't know what hit them!
>>562669649/pol/ is that way tranny
>>562669523
>>562669523Oh yeah Rudolf still has no final alt. I wonder how broken will it be once out
Every time I see someone complain about not getting distance S on S+ or above umas I think about how they should donate those umas to ME so I can win group B finals much more easily
>>562669602nimble navigator is good enough
>>562669726KWABkami, even your trainer sucks
>>562669540https://github.com/SweepTosher
>>562669649I'd taker lole so random tumblr shit than this horrible twitter humor bro
>>562669708schizo are you okay?
>>562669602It's completely braindead to hit 1200 Speed, Power and Wit even with Yeppers
>>562669807Arigato
Cute little vodkaXtore comichttps://x.com/hiyo____co/status/2040774546966597994
>>562669417It's alright. I'm used to it. I've been living with my shitty luck since I was born. I had the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck in the womb so that's a sign of how I was going to be in life.I fully expect to have to spark Palmer and all other girls I roll for.
>>562669524You should have MLB'd FM and NN in 200 rolls like me.
Horses fart a lot. So your Umas are stinking up the place daily
>>562669924sex
>>562659320>Go race twice>lose twice>0 pointsShop is bugged wtf
>forced to play the yuri scenario >then watch the yuri eventwill grand live pander to straight players to compensate for this humiliation
>>562669950sniff
>>562669949>>562669589I'm retarded...
>>562669997You aren't forced to read anything when the game has a fast skip button
>>562669924
Good enough, time to roll a few lates
>>562669708Holy unc
>anti-yuri schizoyou dont even play teh game
all the horse girls are for (You) so allegations of yurishit are just falseflagging ragebaitkill yourself
>>562669924this heals my heart
>70% event bonus instead of 200% like the last oneyada
Does Winning Post have a translation?
>all the horse girls are for (You) so allegations of yurishit are just falseflagging ragebait
Cute ponytail
>>562670295wtf im not going to finish it
>>562670295i dunno, i got 65k in one run. so only about 15 runs to complete it
>>562670115Don't speak tourist
>>562670115explain digitanliterally uninterested in anything not an uma
when is next season of cingray coming out?
>>562670098>b+bwo your affinity...
>>562670310That's me. Rudolf is kissing me. I look like that.
>>562670310Why Oguri and Rudolf though?
Is there an umalator that lets you simulate 3+ umas? Two runners are useless for what I'm trying to plot out.
wodka?the straightest mare
>>562670368>so only about 15 runs to complete itGod I fucking hate MANT
https://youtu.be/rFEnhN4NOrAI love big nigers
>>562669945You will get Palmer on your first 10-roll!
Would it be better to use KSB, Windy, Sunday and borrow FM or to use KSB, Sunday, Tachyon and borrow NTR?
Torena's, we need to teach these lesbian umas a lesson.
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Trainer x Trainee event dokko
>hide stub
>>562670405*kisses you on the lips* don't worry about it my sweet pony
>>562670368I'm not doing that, chief.
>>562670372nta but trainer absolutely ruined digitanshe can no longer simp about umas without her trainerits just no longer the same to her anymore(her interactions with her trainer are actually quite cute at times)
>>562669924umagrok please translate
>>562670768you're gonna make danchou cry...
Not today, Flower!
i wish i had ssky or vbonbon
Something tells me ballroom events will always make threads spiral down the drain
>vodka is extremely for toreina>everyone around her is gay
>>562670772I love how a lot of times Digitan misunderstood that you're also a simp like her
>>562670949This is my dream
Can you cap speed with 2 speed card on non-speed growth uma?
>>562670508Idk if this is what you need, but give it a try maybehttps://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/You can setup up to 3 pacemakers, which can be 3 fronts, and then your other 2 umas to go with them, for a total of 5 runners
what's the theory on why ballroom is deadest? is it too much overlap with wedding? some players would rather self insert?
BOO!
>>562671046digitore is a digitan simp
>>562671123Yes, I do it with the Kitasan and NTR cards on Fuji.
>>562671123yes
>>562671123dependsI do all my runs with KSB and NTR and don't have troubles except on the most dogshit runs, but if I didn't use one of them it would be harder
>>562671001It's because everyone doesn't know how to ignore the samefag on two IPs>>562671123Yeppers. That's the basic of MANT deck unless you're borrowing or using Fuku
>>562671123With some luck yeah
my balls in her room
>>562670540I hope so anon!May Shiraoki-sama smile upon me!
>>562671123in MANT? piece of cake as long as you don't have dogshit shop/summer RNG
>>562671123Yes but you better pray those summer trainings are good
>>562671314kek
The only way I can cap speed is if I neglect the other stats...
>>562671123yeah
>>562671371Because you're a shit trainer Aoi. You don't deserve Happy Meek
>this is the mightiest jap mare of the 21st century
go ahead, tell your trainees you bot
>>562671515cute girl
Fuji legs...
>>562670581Depends on which Uma you're training. For a pacer I'd borrow FM. For anyone else I'd take NTR's juicy skill.
>>562671185>Torenaaaaa you don't have a dick I don't know what I am supposed to do waaaaaahhhhh two girls can't make babies waaaaaahhhhh
>>562671123If you get lucky.It isn't consistent.I say it's about 50/50 with Windy and Kitasan
bros, how do i get a 10/10 permahorny cosplayslut wife who will let me fug her in a maruzensky costume every day
Fuck me, I hope I'm safe by the end
>>562671123If your summers are bad, you'll have to spend your final 15 turns only clicking on speed regardless of if they're rainbows or not.
>>562671001>lowest profits out of any events as all the units are garbage in comparison to the originals >requieres the most amount of effort as future ones get unique intros>only cause negative discourse in internet forums and twitter someone higher-up at cygames HQ must really love doing these because there's not a single positive thing about them
>>562671634God I want to fuck Tickezo
Thanks, anons. I just like Ayabe a lot and she looks gorgeous even with the scruffs. >>562662134>>562662215Yeah, I asked him if he wanted the fig back since that seems the right thing to do and mentioned USPS logged it as damaged. Some things are unfortunately out of control for them>>562664007>Ayabe is broken mentally anyway so it's sovl and thematically appropriateThe physical damage does add to her character, but now I want to build a base with a bunch of fluffy, miniature props around her ;_;>>562664431W-why would I tell you that?!
>>562671667if your summers are bad, you delete the run
>>562671780not with an event on
>>562671612speed star is just ok here I'd rather face ntr skill
>>562671780danchou isn't gonna like that...
>>562671814Shut up Danchou you didn't join the cup
Danchou wouldn't like it if you quit your runs
>>562671780At that point I'm already 40 minutes in, might as well spend 5 more to finish it.Also there's the event now.
>>562671780I give every uma a chance to succeed regardless of summer performance
>>562671874Good, I fucking hate danchou.
You cocksuckers are only saying shit like this because you know danchou is in the thread with his finger on the kick button
>>562671663Holy fuck were nearing 40k, game is alive again? We used to be 35k range before TS Climax
>>562671956After all that danchou has done for you, this is how you repay him?
>>562671771another anon showed under dress of another figure and gave her a rub there too
>>562669950Umas don't eat hay though. They eat carrots stabbed into a meaty steak.
Hishi Amazon
>>562672098
>>562672098>>562672136
>>562672136ANON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnice titties
>>562672136>>562672098
If I try to do Umapyoi with Cafe will Sunday man do anything to me?
>>>/v/736459112Is that the jannie?
>>562671858GET HIS ASS
>>562671123Fuku and any other speed card? Nope. Fuku is straight dogshit and a solo speed card isn't ever good enough unless you're rock full speed sparks.
>>562672136
>>562672234Yes, but no one knows what
