Battle Season 11 begins!https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2039196111416762546Also some April Fools garbage.2.60 newshttps://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2035657990351573194>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Cagliostro, Belial, Ilsa>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Last Bread: >>562541174
DSG
>>562675530dear sheep girl, i luv you.
YIAF
ilsa killed the game
>>562675530Dear sheep girl,Ewe are cool.
>>562675875I wonder if Megan can do this with 6U
shiwocuck
>>562675465>>562675728>>562675996Good thread
>>562675875>Live Vane reaction
>>562676993dood...
Meet your season 3 Relink character
I hate Yuel mains
>>562678243I wonder if that one faggot who says Djeeta's not a tomboy would say this is a tomboy because she's brown
>>562678689Djeeta is not a tomboy you retard
>>562678498
>>562678689I mean Fio is an actual fighter, and isn't like Djeeta who fights because she's the main character.
>>562678791Based on what?
Here's your Season 3 guest character grubbas
Our season 3 guest iiiiissss???Our season 3 guest IIISSSS???????
>>562679274riesz zeta skin... onegai
>>562679091The aesthetic and moral qualities of the post replied to.
>>562679467Cruel Reality
>>562679274my waifu since the 90s
where's the ilsa bp skin? i'm waiting...there's no way they give one to mr peg and not queen ilsa
Meet your season 3 guest
>>562680268Testament's body, erotic....
>>562680208more like Pueen Pilsa
>>562679813Impeccable taste.>>562679473Imagine...
Bros, I think I might never get my 4'9 otaku gf
its his turn for a costume
>>562680541explain why he deserves one
>>562680621He is Gran's boyfriend
>>562680682that's belial though
thougheverbeital
>>562680727That's Djeeta's boyfriend
>Troonzebub Tardfag posting as if anyone cares to read itKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>562680903BELIAL'D gran is just as canon as djeeta
>>562680860basedrather bust nuts in my hand forever than be with a fatty
>>562681009Yeah but Djeeta makes my pp hard
>>562681036Faggot
i luv sheep
>Deleted it in shameGood, take the hint and fuck off forever.
>>562680860I need to know if her boobs were small or if her butt was flat before I decide if you're gay or not
what does vaseraga do against metera/ferry/ilsa
>>562681392excellent sheep
>>562681892can i have one of these except its metera blowing an ex butterfly and killing me
I love sweaty lesbians :3
>>562681846Dodge something and armor up? Do his gay roll? Die?
>>562681846Dunno about the first two, but Ilsa's laser is a single hit. Literally just evade, armour up and tard your way in
>>562678243I want her.
>>562683115She wants sandalphon's cock btw. You don't want to be cucked to you?
>>562678243>>562683232>steals your Tigers>steals herWill he EVER be satisfied?
>>562683406>Steals your danchou
I played some grub today;It was a lot of fun.Then I played some strive today;It wasn't a lot of fun.Unika has juicy legs.
>>562685971Grub is a wild ride, sometimes it's fun, sometimes it feels like engaging in CBT
>Versus... GRAN>Lv 80>already Gold Masterwhen will they nerf this top 0 fraud character
>>562683232>twink x tomboyIn this case, I don't mind being cucked and am happy for them both
>>562687051heh
I WANT TO PLAY MORE GRUB
Why have they been dumping so many profile cards for april foolsAnother log in bonus has hit the granblue versus risinghttps://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2041003211327484178
>>562687051Nothing personnel, kid
>>562687051you start at grand master when you play gran, so he must have fallen off
>>562688847>https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2041003211327484178holy shit there's a chance to get a Katalina? card? LET'S FUCKING GO
>order beer to be delivered because I've already had several from earlier>dasher steps out of her Tesla dressed like this, more or less, except wearing an almost completely unzipped hoodie instead of a capeNo one is going to believe me but I needed to say something.
>>562689839Post proofsA picture or video from your front door camera will do
>>562689839did you bang her as a tip??
>>562688847DONKI
>>562678689Tomboy doesn't get this
Boobs for season 3
>>562690957her retarded outfit has grown on meactually, it makes my penis grow
today Ilsa fucked me in the ass with her huge futa cock
>>562689839she wants the tip
>>562693574damn must have been good, but not as good as djeeta's
We won't be getting more EX, right?
>>562676056*Margaret
>>562695021We will.Next EX character is Meg, except it's actually just Marippe with a bunch of SHARK LAUNCHA moves.
>>562695021EX Djeeta 2
>>562696031>EX Meg is playable Mari>EX Yuel is playable Societte>EX Lowain is playable Yggdrasil>EX Nier is playable Desu>EX Katalina is playable Ares
>>562696371>>EX Lowain is playable YggdrasilGOD, YES PLEASE
Dead game. Enjoy your shid and overdrive
But enough about 2XKO...
Is it really gonna be 5+ months for the final character and one new game mechanic+final patch? that's too long of a wait for what is essentially an extra character and two minor gameplay mods. I wonder why development is so slow.
>>562696371EX Katalina should be a puppet character with Ares always out, kinda like her survival mode gimmick.
>>562696903Probably June. It's when the next season starts.
The common misconception that shotos requires fundies is insane to me
>>562699241the mistake you are making is that fundies is short for fundamentals.it is not. it is short for fun undies, it's like programming socks but for fighting games.
>sieg's grounded fireball breaks air trapsof course it does
Jitta's fundies...
opening granblue pixiv was once again a mistake
>>562701105grok remove my father from this picture and flip a coin on whether vyrn can stay
>>562701327
>>562701389my mother and my father have been removed...
Vikala is strong now?
https://x.com/nonbiri_prp_PK/status/2040802921051517374
>>562702712They need to remove restanding combos. It's so dumb.
>>562702812They need to remove a lot of things from Metera
>>562702812that's not even a restand, yuel just never got launched after the reset
>>562703050Isn't the slumping down onto the knees the animation for that?
>>562703192a restand is when somebody is airborne and then gets regrounded, ala lance 623U
>>562703192that's just crumple which forces crouching, I don't think you go into that unless you are already grounded against U butterfly, otherwise there would probably be no need for metera to use it first before launching with H fireball and letting the cooldown reset.lance/narm specifically places you to the ground and then causes crumple with their ult skill. If you get hit by U butteryfly while airborne, you get launched.
Wilnas is saving granbluehttps://x.com/smerinthinae/status/2040739316767613009
>>562702501she got overbuffed
>>562702501Wait for EVO Japan. Offline tournaments have no stakes
>>562705491last burger
>>562705984Vikala seems decent enough now but she is not doing anything offline. Not broken/consistent enough zoning to warrant low hp unlike Metera or Ferry.
mom will sweep evo japan
>>562707173I predict that there will not be a Mom in top 24
>>562702501Always wasVikala is Lowain Tier
https://x.com/MechaOni/status/2040278687325601891reminder
>>562709181>8300 viewsbrick in shambles
>>562710093brick still posts?
>>562709181i dont know whats wrong with this clipis it the 66l combo starter that reduces damage of the punish or is it the instant sba?the sba isnt that bad, he just assumed soriz will hit him on the whiff
>>562711292there is nothing wrong with that clipyou can tell so by the fact that it didnt go viral or even get any good amount of likesthe sole reason it is posted is because the xitter user is a dumb person crying over the mildest turn steal attempt ever + the siegfried is a lobbington, so the poster who made the post on 4chan wants to bait the lobbington into replying
>>562709181i only now realized why this keeps getting posted on here
>>562711292>i dont know whats wrong with this clip>whiffs special followup>immediately goes into SBA because said special followup has so little recovery, that people usually attempt a whiff punish too late
>>562711292>i dont know whats wrong with this clipLook at the Sieg's side of the screen. Not a single technical to be found.
>>562678243
>>562712956great is better than good
>>562678689Tomboy is more about the attitude/personality, Djeeta is not a tomboy at all. Her demeanor isn't and even her clothing isn't too. She just has short hair. Does it make Vikala a tomboy too?
>>562699527So it isn't about what's in your genes, but what's in your jeans...
enter the dragon
https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2041078471905226809/what is this and why now?
>>562717206Twitter guy is getting paid to post shit and they don't give him new material to work with.
>>562717302Why doesn't he just post random clips and edits of Nier like we do?
>weyou are not my friend
ITT: lobbytrannies
>>562719375It's the royal We.
Cagliostro mains arent nearly as cute as they think they are, inside and out
We wuz kangs
>>562719837>wrote with a small wnu uh you cant roll that backyou thought we wuz friends hehehe
I am friends with lobbyniersno, you don't get to decline
>>562719929>klsafhajfasghjasfgh!!!Don't care.
>>562720070It's ok. I may let you be our mini-friend for a trial period of 2 months, but only if you provide a new niia meme edit to our halls right now.
i hate nier
>>562720394hate is a strong word
Mentally ill character for mentally ill posters
Where is it
>>562700902what was it this time
>>562715468you have just been mishearing genes the entire time, they were saying jeans
>>562713040WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST LET ME HAVE HER, PEEPERS? ME AND ROSA WOULD HAVE BEEN SO HAPPY TOGETHER
>>562726761does this bitch ever smile
>>562726834yeah when marippe licks her pussy
...after half of /gbvsg/ got done with her
>>562726761meg posting is definitely my favorite part of meg
It's insane how much of a negative Meg is, to this general and overall to the game. Almost as much as 2B.
>>562727316this but unironically
>>562726834Her smile was stolen from us.
>>562726834She used to until Auguste broke her.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtDex7QpL3s
Is there a difference between these two besides trying to save face for getting dropped from AWT?
>>562727534Cygames Cup = JP onlyWorld Tour = Globallykek
>>562727517every nip bitch sounds exactly the fucking same
Coggers
>>562727534isn't this just saying that cygames cup will be an invitational based off of world tour?I don't know what you are trying to ask
Kizzingtons, I committed a grave sin, I fucked up my dinner...
>>562727517"Fear the albacore, Fear the albacore, Fear the albacore,"Japs: "Albacore albacore albacore albacore"Why is their language so retarded?
Steam Machine...doko...
>>562728465Gaben is getting prolapsed by the ram prices, friend.
>>562728024*punches her to death*
>>562728751Why?
>>562728569shit, me and gaben have so much in common
>>562728241How are you blaming the original script and not the translation for that one? It's obvious that in jap she's so broken she can only say a single word. I've sen worse translations, though.
>sen
>>562729279because there's always shit like this where japs will yell a single word and then that's supposed to contain an entire sentence so they add on like 3 or 4 words just to make the character not sound like a toddler
>>562729526Japanese is a high context language, even just saying a single verb is a full grammatically correct sentence over there, and if you specify topics too often, people will think you either think they are retarded, or you are retarded.
>>562729798>high context language,nice way of saying caveman-speak
>>562729798Japanese is a highly retarded language*
>>562729934Doutei-san...
>>562729475
>>562729952no no no, you are suppose to say "highly retarded language", we already know we are talking about Japanese, so specifying it in your sentence just makes you sound retarded.
>filteredtachi seethingwwwww
>>562729526In that particular scene she should sound like she has brain damage, though.
>>562729798He's right though"I'm going to the kitchen to make a meal">Jap"me go kitchen, make food"
>>562729798when is the next tournament golshitto-sama
>>562730014digimon-ass designgood
>>562727534The new one is our Capcom Cup with bigger prize money
>>562730157more like "I'm going to the kitchen to make food""Food desu"
>>562730157>"I'm going to the kitchen to make a meal""Oh, really? I would've thought you'd go to the bathroom to make the meal if yo didn't specify that you were going to the kitchen.
>>562730670Btfo'd his ass beautifully. He is likely very mad rn. Good job.
>>562730670Japs: Baka!
>>562729934Not really. High context language just means they share enough of a mindset that most things can go unsaid, because they are mutually understood without saying. We could just as easily state that English is a caveman language because even things commonly understood have to be stated aloud every time to create a valid complete idea.
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh sugooooooiiiiiii
>>562730737Top boob...
>>562731156bugman hivemind moment
yes but what is sugoithe kitchen or the food in the bathroom
Soko
why wasnt there massive twitter and reddit outrage from vira growing out of being gay
>>562731420Because Granblue isn't big enough to have "massive" outrages?
>>562731639all it takes is one zher to post it
>>562733198Nobody plays this character in this general
i get the pain that one shiddington was going through nowi got food poisoning somehow and i'm currently shitting my guts out for the 3rd time today, my ass is fucking sore
>>562733596
>>562733695Say im wrong saaay it
>>562733642I'm that shiddington, stay strong, this too shall pass.
>>562733642>my ass is fucking soreGgs that was me
>>562733803
>>56273359650,000 niers used to live here
>>562722335i do not like the baby event anymore
>>562734416Now its a ghost town
you couldn't realistically kill 6 million niers in only 4 years
>>562734916But they're cute
>>562735183that's not what kittens look like
>>562735049
>>562734916>Taikou did like the baby eventNice
We fuck babies in this general
>>562700902>all the AI slop not tagged as AIi hate this shit so much
Baby Cock
>>562735441you could have just posted an andira picture
>>562735183see:>>562735441i kind of forgot the old 4chan meme of baby fuck until a day ago.
>>562734916What about the mom event?
>>562735526Andira is a woman and too old
why is it all the same stylehow much fucking art did they make of this
>>562730670??you can go to the kitchen to do other things than make a mealyou can also get food from other places than a kitchen
>>562735632nyow we're talking
>>562736190But if you're at home and "going to make a meal" it should be obvious where you'll go.
>>562734916there are some vile people out there
>tfw you grill outside
I'm going to make a meal*leaves the house*
"I'm gonna get some food" Is still more eloquent and descriptive than "Food des"
Metera go to the restroom and make me a meal
>>562735632I was reading through this event earlier. I stopped when the ogre woman showed up, but until that point Clarisse's mom (and Clarisse) were the highlights
i dont have a sink so going to the bathroom is part of making a meal sometimes
i liked babus before it was cool
>lobby status?wtf bros what does this mean??? it literally doesnt say nor has any logic to it??ahhahahahahah
>>562736723She lost cog
>>562737198i now like the baby event once more
>>562726834Meg's smile warms my heart
>>562738450fred ruined
it's awwwwright
>>562739472please stop unlocking /b/ threads from 2006 in my head.
https://x.com/hibana_ztlv/status/2041206647880896965
>>562740471Hello Sikhander.
>>562740131Why are these dumb babies so cute
>>562738362>He likes Mr. Pargarett FlopmarineRUMAO
>>562740471Cute!
>>562741119KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>562740915It's a natural reaction. Toddlers tend to be cute IRL and these are idealized realizations of the concept.
>>562741691>Toddlers tend to be cute IRLlmao
>>562741742correctgenerally not the case when it comes to foreign toddlers, of course
>>562740915angelica...
>>562741691>Toddlers tend to be cute IRLnigga toddlers, babies and kids (to a lesser extent as it's a broader term) are ugly as fuck. and I say this as someone who actually wants kids and a family, i'm not some anti natalist freak>>562740915it's the hair. babies/toddlers are almost bald, while 2d babies have full blown hairsalso the captcha is fucked on my firefox wtf
>>562727534Possibly a move of either Cygames trying to handle events themselves, to develop more directly into the FGC OR they found out they wouldn't come back next year, and are slowly distancing themselves from ArcSys because ASW is selling out more than ever and actively harming their former business partners (for example, taking Rising development members to TOKON, no UNI at next AWT)
>>562742603>no UNI at next AWT)man we complain but unifags have it so much worse lol
>>562742503>nigga toddlers, babies and kids (to a lesser extent as it's a broader term) are ugly as fuck.>i'm not some anti natalist freaklolcute and adorable are terms that are mostly associated with kids. you're deranged.
>>562743704nah he is rightnobody thinks toddlers and newborns are cute
>>562744390their parents probably do, maybe it's some kind of biological response.
>>562744780the parents yeah sure
>>562742603>because ASW is selling out more than ever and actively harming their former business partners (for example, taking Rising development members to TOKONBro really thinks the entire team that made the game all work on the DLC. My good golly gosh are you guys beyond retarded.
>>562744390I'm not talking about babies. Toddler is a broad term in itself.>noun One who toddles, especially a young child learning to walk.>noun A quite young human being, typically two to three years old, but can refer to any child that has started walking, up to about four years old, or at the time they have mastered walking.The ones in the Grablue event with full hair are sort of amalgamations of babies and older kids (toddlers), one of the reasons they are idealized.
whomst commissioning nier and pokemon
>Jeeter is... le bad...>GM Djeeta gameplayhttps://x.com/Master__Kaze/status/2040920147603636312
>>562747093
>>562747867>>562747093fuark I wish I could draw stuff like this
>>562748234have you considered practicing
Here's your Nee-chan, bro
>>562748742She looks dumb, I hate her
>>562748681have you considered wasting thousands of hours of your life on something with no tangible benefit whatsoever
>>562748817Yes, I've played videogames all my life
>>562748817Literal subhuman mentalitySaying this in a 4chan post is incredibly ironic too.
>>562748817Why, yes! I have!
>>562748817nothe tangible benefits are "now you can draw" and "it's fun"
>xhe thinks making fat stacks drawing furry vore diaper porn has no tangible benefitstay poor then
>>562749035Let's see that playtime bucko, don't be shy
>>562749065im busy doing that instead of practicing though.
>>562748817>2000 hours in risingyes I have
>>562749558rookie numbers desu
>>562749558GM status?
>>562749904
Yuel the fox is annoyinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oIe7k6_60I
yuel the fox is cute, marriagable, smoochable, breedable, and cute
>>562750072You have 2k hours on the game and don't even have a badge to show for it?
>>562750621But she also stinks
I have a badge with only 1k hours!
>>562750661I don't even have a master's badge to show for it
>>562750661Yup
>>562750693it is a good stink
https://www.twitch.tv/bum1six3/clip/DreamyTastyGorillaCeilingCat-j6CsSCAQqPdvXc6DWhen I say KEKY, you say ____
>>562750661yes but in my defense ive had sex
>>562750935damn hook is so fucking fat
>>562750991Charlotta rape dioramas don't count
>>562750935157 concurrent players?
>>562750935shut up
>>562750935>2koxIs that on purpose?
im playing for fun, its a hobby
>>562750991>>562750763>>562750745>>562751356I envy you.
>>562751356*rapes your mouth in-game*but at least you had fun right
>>562751065my vitae was stolen from me at a young age. i ne'er had a chance. i am but a lacking vessel seeking arete.
>>562751534lmao this nigga was raped
the raped ^
>>562751534
>>562751640how can 14 kilobytes be so smug
>>562751482There is nothing to envy in being retarded
Wishes she could be the raped lmao
>>562749904Yes I have reached Gold Master
^ the snipped
^ the bred
^ the circumcized
>>562751515yesand im better than you as well as a bonus
>>562749558How many hours in nyanpasu?
>>562752834better at being my 10-0 onahole than other anons, yeah
>>5627529681v1 me in the lobby right now wind cabi stream it and post a link here
>>562753035can I watch
>>562753035ok, link the stream and ill be there
>>562752895
>>562753035can i come watch
>>562752968its been 6 minutes youre not there4 more and im outcoward
>>562753583waiting for link, retard
there is nobody in the lobby...
no one ever joins ft10s
>>562753843see. i knew he was a pussy so i was waiting for the link, which would never comeez
>>562753901i join them all the time.i even won one a long time ago.
>>562753429this is kinda hot
*violently shoot thick gooey ropes*Uh, weird.
>>562753901I joined once, lost 4 times in a row and got dumped by the anon I was playing with
>>562755264Maybe he liked playing best of three sets like I did back in vanilla.
>>562755424But he asked for a ft10...
>>562755514who was he playing
>>562755624That would give away who he is because he only plays one character
>make the room>nobody joins>time wastednot worth trying to do ft10s anymore
>>562755809make a room right now and see what happens
first to cum 10 times, now that's a challenge
I'm black. Who wants to ft10?
>>562756506>a week long ft10
>>562756837i dont discriminate but i do say it in my head
>>562756887a week?... that's 3 days at most for me...
>>562757081age?
>>56275714029
>>562757310same, so how the fuck are you jerking off so much
>>562757059is your head big?
>>562757391maybe i have the big coom gene
>>562757391>he's not jerking off once to twice a dayenjoy the prostate cancer bro
>>562757059pig sex
I think I'm gonna watch The Sword in the Stone today, Kizzington.
>>562758219why