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This is NOT /g*g/. If you wanna talk about Gr*nd Strategy, fuck off to >>>/trash/ or >>>/vst/.

==NEWS==
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>>562716569
more like deedlit nutz lmao
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>>562716569
Pirotess mogs her, sorry brah.
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>>562718268
I don't care much for Pirotess, it's, um... her colours. She ain't the right colours. She ain't a proper drow, not even a dunmer, she's a... a Nestlé bitch. A Milka thot. A Easter Elf.
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It's very shitty that now I have to spent 100 OP to be able to fight and capture downed UFOs.
I remember there was an option to disable it on campaign start.
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>>562719270
>100 OP
that is a lot of faggots
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this is a glorious Zephon thread
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This isn't even half the amount of neutrals there are on high count
its missing the 5 harbingers, 6 devourers, 8 malakim, 4 disciples of throkos, and an aygellan worm for good measure
its all t2 units too, like 5 dragoons, 2 militants and the a this amount of outriders but all fucking plasma guns and cannons that still punch my stuff hard
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I am complete, can anything redeem this horror?
i forgot to take a picture of her specific win screen and only nabbed the Voice chat, her quest completion screen and the victory screen make her look way better than her diplomacy screen does
definitely lowering neutral count next game amongst some other fiddling
Next either the hollow warlord or to start revisiting the ones i already played but fucked up their quest
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Unpopular opinion but I find knights cooler than their upgrades. Except maybe paladins, paladins look cool.
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>>562724134
Kill Ezra.
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>>562726231
no, he is fren and also i don't want to spend the next several hours microing every epicurean to whittle down all the praetorians and assault troopers of a fucking fallen soldier for a game i already won
i'll see about starting a new game tonight
that or farming the win screens to save because fuck it is impossible to find art for the game
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>>562726696
>i don't want to spend the next several hours microing every epicurean to whittle down all the praetorians and assault troopers of a fucking fallen soldier
ok
With the translation on, now, please?
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>>562727016
He's saying that the other player is utterly dominating him militarily speaking and that he's a pussy-ass bitch-ass who doesn't dare to call out his friends when they do shitty stuff.
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Damn, knights are costly, but they're worth it. Okay sure the castle was weakened by an earlier attack by throwing axemen, but still.
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>>562728982
>he forgot his paladin research
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>>562730259
Too expensive. I only got it too late for it to matter.
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>>562731637
Get 20 more villages and chuck em on gold. Paladin is extremely good upgrade.
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air & sea units are so fun to use and smooth in RA3
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>>562723468
jesus you have taken alot more outposts than before
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>>562719270
>multiversal ayys
Huh, feels like X-Com Apocalypse in a way. Is this the set background for ehere the ayys come from or is it slightly randomized, like maybe one run the ayys are come from a Mars base on Cydonia as per tradition?
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Reminder that Tlatoani: Aztec Cities is finally out of Early Access, and is 30% off for 14$ for the full launch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khkSv3SqlZU
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3161270/Tlatoani_Aztec_Cities/

For those unaware this is an Impressions Games style isometric citybuilders with, as the name suggests, an Aztec setting, and a very well researched one at that. If anybody is playing it and has feedback or questions, I can pass them along to the developer probably (or maybe even get him to pop into the thread), I've spoken to him

t. That one anon who does giant obsessive posts on Mesoamerican history and archeology
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Is Manor Lords still getting updates or was it another early access scam?
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feels so great to play the empire (smoothly)transforming units is something more RTS should do
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Is civilization 4 still the only one with good mods?
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>>562746461
its over... only uprising to go then i'm gonna play the game that killed C&C
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>>562746993
5 has a matured modding scene, but nothing crazy to the levels of Caveman 2 Cosmos. Vox Populi is the popular revamp modpack. VI has a bunch of mods as well and benefits from VI being on like every platform during an extremely long console/gaming generation; VI was alive for like 9 years until VII released in 2025 and VII's release has been underwhelming to put it kindly.
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>>562742964
>Is this the set background for ehere the ayys come from or is it slightly randomized, like maybe one run the ayys are come from a Mars base on Cydonia as per tradition?
It's for thw whole game.
In the first one the ayys came from another star, and it was the 80's.
In this one the aliens seems to be from a multiverse and it is 2009
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>>562746461
Oh, I remember the executioner. He's on a skirmish map in RA3 vanilla, which I think was cut from Uprising.
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Shaking off rust by playing on hard from get-go might have been a mistake.
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>>562757519
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>>562757519
Those poor beavers
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>>562757965
How so? They'll survive that drought no problem but if I roll a badtide before the bypass is done I might be fucked.
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>>562757965
They're fine. 752 food and 680 water.
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>>562758302
Maybe they're not approving of my 20+ hour standard work day but to that I say that's the only thing keeping them alive enough to whine.
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Speaking of city builders where you fuck around with water, anyone tried All Will Fall?
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>>562759978
I'm not even sure what these do since they'll fuck off work to relax whenever they feel like anyway.
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>>562761489
Social buildings use and taking care of needs only when they're critical as opposed to topping them off whenever. They also drop from exhaustion now and then but I'm an irontooth main so that doesn't concern me that much.
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first mission of uprising and its in romania so its a ghostly dark vampire-y vibe
cnc expansions always pure kino
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>>562763793
This is where Yuri was.
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>>562764029
oh shit
yeah
that lvl was beautiful too
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>>562764112
The game gives you tesla troopers right away.
They know what is good in life.
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>>562764198
most of the soviet units are great but i really miss RA2 tesla troopers
ra3 are so goofy wtih the wide suit lol
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>>562764339
I miss RA2's French dub. It was cheesy, but in the fun way. Soviet units had extremely thick Russian accents. In the RA3 French dub, the accents are a lot lighter.
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>>562764590
why do you play stuff dubbed anyway, i understand as a kid but these days since i know eng if something is dubbed in my language i don't touch the dub, when the original lang is english, no reason to change
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>>562721394
HYUK HYUK HYUK
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>>562727016
Those are unit names, retard
and a leader name at the end
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>>562765257
>why do you play stuff in your native language instead of playing in a Monarchy language
Because I hate the British imperialism and hegemony?
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>>562778880
the british don't own the english language
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>>562779034
They created it. Also I hate Monarchies.
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>>562779159
no they didn't, no person created the english language
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>>562740720
How it goes, if i have the units to make a breakthrough not only would the outposts be mostly unnecessary but also it wouldn't just be a small expansion but a crusade to the corners of the map.
>>562728819
You're not baiting me into wasting half a dozen more hours into a game i already won
and the rest of you bait doesn't even make sense
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>>562779669
Okay, woman. Stay in your breedable position for your massively superior military neighbour to have his way with you.
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>>562778880
language is just a tool desu
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>>562779809
You mean my weaker ally in my already victorious game?
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>>562779971
Soon, he will stand against you.
Kill him.
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>>562778880
>still types in english
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>>562781346
Because it's the only language you speak, ergo I have to lower myself to your level.
Do. You. Understand?
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>>562781462
>puberty hitting anon hard
I'll have you know my native language is a guarani clicking language from central africa thank you very much. What's more ^*.,>,*^^>'<!
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>>562782098
>making shit up
Keep trying without the wind blowing through your front teeth, Brit.
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>>562782165
why are you so rude
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>>562790928
Miquella cute.
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>>562750369
anything like fall from heaven or orbis?
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>feel like playing civ 7
>find out there's a huge update incoming
>lose desire to play
Release the workshop FFS it's like a gameplay overhaul with how much is in there
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first game since I started playing again about a week ago where I've made it past the mid game crisis
the game feels a lot more rewarding when you actually make it through, me and my federation boys just killed some fanatical purifier sissy
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>>562802696
put your fucking ringworlds in a sector
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>>562802854
Oh right. I was to busy with killing the fanatic purifier to remember to do that.
Thank you.
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>>562797910
play zephon
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Is there a standardized build order for Must We Suffer So mutator? Feeling it out
also just how much should i be building bikes as the Hollow Warlord, they're kinda fun but jaegers seem better clearers
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>researched Dyson Sphere
>cant make one because you need to have Dyson array's first
>fucking 150+ years in, dyson array has not shown up once
reeeeeeeeee
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>>562811019
>175 years in
>finally get Dyson Swarm to show up
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>Can't post on the official forums because of some weird account bug
Is pop migration in stellaris totally borked right now? Robot pops seem to be gathering on certain planets and migration treaties are sucking my workforce away.
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>Really like the MENACE early access, decide to go on Discord and visit the r*ddit to see what is new and what others are thinking and to give feedback
>r*ddit has straight up retarded fanmade SL’s with artwork stolen from other fiction, retarded faggots talking about “dating” squadleaders and suggestions that are so hyper fucking specific that they wouldn’t even work within the framework of the game
>discord’s feedback is a big unmoderated free for all with cretins thinking of more dumb out of place shit or reposting enemies from other franchises which “would fit” the Menace universe as well
I feel that back in 2010 period these people would have been shouted down and especially the sex obsessed pest would have been told to fuck off right away. Either way the game is great, the latest updates make people seethe because the mission objective isn’t “kill everything” and you actually need to “TEMPO-TEMPO-TEMPO” your way through it. Can’t wait for whats next and hope they introduce more missions like it because it really switches
>>562736676
>>562746461
>>562750206
>Still no new Red Alert or C&C on the way
I fucking hate these kike corporations and all corporate management faggots cocksucking shareholders for their mediocrity.
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>>562815970
I miss forums. Leddit's points-based posting and threaded reply chains leads to weird circlejerks even with a specific discussion topic, and discord kiddies are retards hiding behind servers which means any cool or useful information isn't searchable and is siloed on a platform just as liable to death/getting outdated as any IM/VOIP chat client before it. Not to mention that Discord and Reddit accounts are global so that also poisons the well for how people behave.
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>>562815970
>TEMPO-TEMPO-TEMPO
triggered
That being said being dumb fucking aggressive always seemed the correct way to play turn based tactics games until something goes wrong. You win big most of the time with almost no pain and then the minority of the time you get shit on for accidentally biting off more than you could chew
But yeah the modern internet is fucking awful for proper discussion nowadays, just people trying to attention whore or completely incapable of compartmentalizing interests. Sometime between 08 and 16 it happened
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>>562818702
>Leddit's points-based posting and threaded reply chains leads to weird circlejerks
There's a couple posters who are posted completely unrelated bullshit about mechs from other instances with questions that seem like they'er trying to farm engagement and gather karma or some shit. It's insane.
>>562820025
>That being said being dumb fucking aggressive always seemed the correct way to play turn based tactics games until something goes wrong.
I'm pleasantly surprised by the new patch and playing on expert which punishes this and actually makes smoke grenades more useful.
Blobbing your troops ups is still the best move though, having one squad by itself is asking for it to get ripped apart.
Progression and logistics system needs to improve
>Individual promotion points earned and not a shared pool for SL's
>3 Star SL's with higher starting stats level slower, 1 star SL's with lower stats level faster
High performing veterans should scale slower and thus be powerful in the early game but not gain new abilities as fast as the 1-star's who catch up around the midgame with stats but better abilities.
>Decouple mission supplies from the SL's and introduce a manpower (or do away with it)
It's silly that if I promote my SL's I cannot take the same squad as before while the enemy keeps getting more troops to throw at me. Should both be balanced.
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Is Xenonauts 2 any good?
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>>562829854
It's a lot better than Final Fantasy XIII.
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>>562829854
Very fun.
I just lost my first campaign due to UFO delegation points and lack of enough fighters.
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Trying the Aztec city builder. Just doing the tutorial right now and I'm pretty impressed by the amount of mechanics present even at this point of the game, they clearly took the impressions games model and then added few layers on top which was a thing I was worried about (as in just clone with a different skin which this is not). At the same time there's some extremely weird jank that one would think wouldn't get past the testing phase. Generally impressed with how the game looks and sound, though I think some of the buildings could use bits of animation to really bring this to 2026 standards, even the older impressions games had a non working and working sprite which made the city much livelier.
Will play some more and report back later.
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>>562830080
FF13 is underrated . people want a return to atb but they wont play this atb game
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>>562815970
i still haven't given out hope fully for a possible C&C resurgence, but yeah, not anytime soon
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>>562716445
Wtf, why is Spiderfag so violent.
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What is your favourite 4X game?
Mine is Endless Legend.
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>>562842409
nobody took him down so he grew arrogant
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>>562842554
im a fraud that only comes to this thread to post random shit about RTS.... all i play is civ once in a while but I always get bored after 2-3 runs and ditch it for months
i need to pick up one of those new ones
Stellaris, Endless Legend, and Age of Wonders
or something
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>>562835436
>FF13 is underrated .
No it ain't lol
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>>562843170
it has better combat than any atb game since ff5. Compared to FF12 i idle half the time in that game, in ff13 i can constantly time my shifts and animation cancel. It is fun. The character building is too linear outside of weapons but the combat gameplay is good.
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>>562843665
No, it's shit.
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>>562835436
>FF13 is underrated
Said no one in the history of anything ever..
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I really like missions where you have a shift in perspective, bonus points if you get to play on the opposing side.
Examples of these kinds of missions:
Starcraft 2 and playing as Zeratul's Protoss in a hypothetical future
Age of Mythology and having a dream mission where Arkantos helps the bad guys destroy Atlantis
Warcraft 3 when you get to play as Chaos Grom Hellscream

The reason I thought of this was because you guys were talking about Final Fantasy 13 and in 13-2 you can turn enemies into party members.
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>>562848472
Blizzard's games are really weird.
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>>562848472
the variety and scale of wc3 campaigns is just incredible, need to do a replay sometime
i dont wanna live in a world where we dont get anotehr singleplayer rts of that scale again
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>>562848667
>warcraft 3
>rts
you disgust me
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>>562849942
???
wc3 is very much an rts nigga wtf are u talking about
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>>562850323
Only if you are underage who hates rts
It was okay in 00s for zoomers, because it predates dota they moved on later. But as rts? It was shit
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>>562850843
u are a dumbass, having heroes doesn't mean its not an RTS, online wc3 plays just like an RTS with more micro due to low unit count, wc3 is a great rts and its one of the most played online rts to this day
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>>562844050
>>562847921
>>562843170
people said that about ff8 for a decade and people said that about FF12 for the first 5 years after it came out. As someone who has played FF14 it is incredibly easy to disregard the opinions of the fanbase and believe whatever the hell i want. is ff13 a top 5 in franchise game? no. is it underrated? yes.
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>>562851004
>online wc3 plays just like an RTS with more micro
starcraft had both more micro and way more macro than wc3, faggot.
Fuck, even age of empires demands a lot of micro if you play it seriously. WC3 is jsut trash that punishes you for having army, with you getting less gold, and focusing on circlejerking hero instead of actually playing the game
>and its one of the most played online rts to this day
By people who hate rts and would rather play dota
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>>562851490
you don't know what you're talkinga bout or you played one game of wc3 20 years ago that went like that and now you think there's no armies
https://youtu.be/meQ6rfxxc2c
check this just watched it
wc3 ladder match from a day ago, tell me if there's no armies
farming ur heroes and items etc are very important but that doesn't make it not an RTS, and there's no overlap, you sound just like those faggots that think wc3 is just the custom maps or the rexxar bonus campaign, the core game is still an RTS, simple as that
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>>562851042
FF13 is absolute trash, FF8 for all its fault at least felt like FF game with side activities, open character builds and shit.
FF13 is a fucking hallway that artificially opens 30hrs into the game and you have to read novellas worth of text to understand what the fuck is going on.
Only good thing from 13 was R34 porn with the female characters.
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>>562851042
>whataboutism
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>>562851732
>5 minutes in
>guy runs with hero and 2 units
Yep, typical wc3, where "skill" is moving unit away from being killed and feed to enemy hero
>final
>12 units full group + 6 units group isbiggest army they could gather, because going bigger would punish player
That's just sad
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>>562852118
>whataboutwhataboutism
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>>562852238
its a low unit count rts where every single unit counts and they're pretty tanky, but that's the game, its still an RTS
base building, base expansion, control group micro etc
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>>562852050
the hallway is ludokino, it is a solid representation of the plot of being hunted down. 13 is literally what the west asked for after FF12 , both games were misunderstood at launch beacuse everyone was hooked on worlo. the combat gameplay is better than anything save ff5, 7 and 8. better usage of atb than ff4,6, 9. Game is also gorgeous , held up way harder than its peers. I wish i liked lightning returns more, we need a decent one character FF game that isn't a moba. The plot is pretty intresting if you ignore them schisming the fabulae novae crystalium and treat type 0 and 15 as part of the same universe. On a personal level i like that l'cie turning into statues explains why there are statues all over the landscape of seiken densetsu 3 .
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>>562853217
>13 is literally what the west asked
Why do you lie? I never asked for this.
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>>562853382
stop acting like an obamanoid
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>>562853382
You struck a nerve, the fatherless is now slipping into racism again.
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Nice bait, faggot.
Now go back to /g*g/.
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>fatherless
>racism
projecting. Ironic that u think calling someone an obamanoid is about race and not about political alignment. How many of you fuckers are chasing me across the site today?
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>>562853664
You really angered it as well, it's shaking so hard that it couldn't even click on your post to answer you directly, what a frightened child.
No wonder he got laughed out of his containement general.
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>>562854346
i don't play grand strategy games i play square-enix slop, civ3 mods and zephon.

>tfw people in this thread have never seen bretonian vs moon elves vs the burning legion
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Okay, now that the fatherless has been shown the door, any good game with elves?
Hard mode: no Age of the Ring.
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>>562855374
The only good games with *lves are those where you remove them like Dwarf Fortress
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>>562855665
I said GOOD games.
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>>562855374
civ3 mods has moon elves, plus the burning legion can summon like 30 avatars of khaine
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>>562855374
Rimworld
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>>562835436
>FF13 is underrated
It really isn't.
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nta but we get it calm down faggots
one of my first ever goons was to that pink haired bitch tho
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when was the last time any of you tried ff13? 10 years ago?

>>562856691
so you're into femdom?
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>>562857983
yes, but nothing hardcore like pegging or dirty stuff
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>>562855970
Yeah but I assume they're not cute or hot?

>>562856041
Urgh, no.
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What's the best way to download the 4.3 GOG release?
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>>562858710
Pegging isn't hardcore.
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>>562858767
are you aphantasic?

>>562859169
pegging feels amazing but both the gospel of philip and my grand uncle jack parsons caution against it
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>>562859454
Oh so you're a projecting retard, okay.
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I want to project my semen inside spiderfag's bussy.
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>>562859169
it is nigga
im into femdom but would never take it up the ass, i have hemorrhoids anyway so it would be very painful and bloody regardless
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>>562860806
It isn't.
Also get surgery, moron. No problem will ever go away by ignoring it.
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>>562860971
i've lived wtih mild off and on hemorrhoids for 20 years I'm not gonna go get my ass eviscerated in some surgery nigga
not planning to take it up the ass anytime soon so its not a problem, also i consider it hardcore
soft femdom would just be women slapping or commanding you during sex, or at most amazon position
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>>562861162
>not planning to take it up the ass anytime soon so its not a problem
BUT YOU POO FROM HERE
Surely it feels like glass ripping your ass inside-out every time you take a shit, right? Or do you only drink milk so that the constant diarrhea doesn't feel like Fred Krueger fingering your bumhole?
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>>562861435
uhhh no
sure bad cases can get like that
but i use a bidet, just took a shit 5min ago, its mildly uncomfortable for like 10-15 min and then it goes away entirely, i use a bidet for more than a decade now though since bad anal hygiene makes hemorrhoids 10x worse, ever since i started washing every single time there's been no problems, slight discomfort and it goes away
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>>562861797
I don't think I ever used a bidet for anything other than washing my feet. And I used to have such big constipation issues that taking a shit would be more intensive than lifting weights, I'd be done red in the face and out of breath, and my ass twitching.

Also we might be slightly off-topic, but please get that treated, hemorrhoids are no joke and it's no way to live.
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>>562861162
>>562861797
>doesn't want for a cute girl to bully and milk his prostate until he passes out on a puddle of seminal fluid
Gay.
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>>562862052
im gonna pass man, even wo hemorrhoids, i hate anything to do with anal, its nasty, i would especailly never eat ass, ive only had sex 3 times, and one time i tried eating pussy, it was icky as fuck, didn't enjoy it, but i guess its a chore to keep ur SO happy
>>562862015
man i appreciate the concern but chill, its just a mild case, they've been "dormant" like this for a decade and its ltierally normal, even after massive shits theres slight pain for 10mins and it poofs away, but yeah i imagine if i take a fuckin dildo up there its gonna agitate shit and be awful for all parties involved
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>>562862305
I mean I got a dildo in mine and it was agitated indeed.
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>>562859038
I dunno, through GOG launcher?
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>>562860704
ok grimm
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Ahh, owning half the galaxy is pretty nice
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>>562878069
What about the other half?
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>Cetana's thing spawns in one of the fallen empire's territory
>she quickly devours them
>I try to contact the spiritualist fallen empire
>they're busy doing 'internal stuff'
I hope they awaken and go on a crusade against that ROBO BITCH.
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>>562879254
When you own half with another half to go, you're a conqueror.
When you own everything, you're just a glorified janitor.
Always have to leave something to be controlled.
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>>562869326
I remember back when only /hgg2d/ talked about this.
This lizard-thing was a trap, right?
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>>562884251
Yes? I mean, it's extremely obvious ingame, he barely hides it.
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>>562881062
spiritualists never become guardians of the galaxy I think
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gosh i wish that was me
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It's been a while since I played Stellaris, what kinda civ should I play? I've done Shroud and cyborgs I think
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>>562894619
hmmm... what do you feel like doing? maybe try democratic crusaders and suffer not the tyrant to live?
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>>562894619
What about the fascist GDI?
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>>562896351
>>562896673
Is the new heat planet stuff fun? What about biomorphs?
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>>562897815
>>>/vst/gsg/
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>>562898681
I dont have the 3 most recent DLCS so I don't know.
I do want to get them though.
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>>562898908
Do the worry, I don't even own the game myself
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>>562898681
volcano worlds are weird
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Great Khan is such cancer after the ship nerfs. Did they forget to nerf non empire ships too? Why are they spamming 40k power fleets when 20 is like the reasonable max for an empire?

No one can handle them and either the Khan suicides into a precursor or just takes everything over.
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>>562900985
I don't know but they might have.
Also, apparently crisis strength affects the power of mid game crisis's as well if your above ensign difficulty.
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oh Cetana's bullshit storm just spawns over every fallen empire and begins killing them...



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