# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245># News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious vision: >>562606073
First for my wife Noelle, she's so pretty!
>>562743397>its clear to assume a puritan leftoid made this comicThe bad part is the leftism and not puritanism, puritanism can be good if directed into the right things.
I’m at soup
>>562743776Where are you moving to if this all went down?
https://x.com/i/status/2041203211730583585
>>562743967I'm fuckin' da soup
>>562743453
>>562743048In Tasmania nobody will judge you for inbreeding. Down there they celebrate Father's Day on February 14.
Nice
catshley
>>562744028I don't know, job is a big factor to consider in all of thisBest case scenario like another city in the same stateWorst case, start working remotely and move to some country where dollar is gold like Brazil>>562744120>big julia wants show goyimI am ready
>>562744120>incest made sister nemlei
>>562744236Tas is a shithole full of Anglo-Celtic bogans, but they're kind of based for successfully killing all of their abos and they have the best weather in the country
>>562744120>renee care enough
>>562744453>I don't know, job is a big factor to consider in all of thisIdeally just have a job that is super secure and needed everywhere like Nurse or Tradie/Skilled Tradesmen.>Worst case, start working remotely and move to some country where dollar is gold like BrazilI can't imagine not raising my kids anywhere that isn't either Anglophone or my ethnic homeland.
>>562744950>Ideally just have a job that is super secure and needed everywhere like Nurse or Tradie/Skilled Tradesmen.Currently i work in a very cushy job where i barely have to do anything to get paid extremely well so i'd rather not lose this unless if extremely necessary>I can't imagine not raising my kids anywhere that isn't either Anglophone or my ethnic homelandTo each their own
>>562744120>wholesome andy seen vision together inbreeding virginBurial plot
>>562744120>>562744453We have gotten "big Julia" several times at this point. I'm starting to believe there's really something to it
>>562743048Isn't Americksland literally the size of Europe? Just move to the other side of the country and it's done. Picrel was the only America related thing I had sorry.
>>562745994its like Big Pharma but for Julias
>>562744120>eventually trying another gamesWhat am I, a WHORE?? Never!>brother must parents rape probably family decay happenWhat the fuck
>>562744120>let away troon kissI'd rather not
>>562746062>Isn't Americksland literally the size of Europe?I don't live nor want to ever live in United Nigger States
>>562746492>t. prison colony resident
>>562746241I just finished HL2: Episode 2 today
>it's ok, she'll grow out of it>>sigh
>>562746605>>t. prison colony residentI'm not some English or Irish bogan, my forefathers were Old Lutherans
>>562744120>easter>30yo>drunkanonIt's so funny to see individual topics out there like this lol
>>562746065Big Julia is pouring microhussies into the water supply
>>562746662how could you do this to me
>>562744120>sisters bad*cry*>cute yeah*happy*
If only I had a sister wife. I would leave all this mess behind and run away with her. We would live inside the woods far from trouble. We would breed and have lots of babies. I would protect her and do anything for her. Anything to make her happy. I would be the best dad to our children
>>562744120>stupid issues years place incest madeSentient. It even knows the whole plot of the game.
Leftoids are so fucking stupid
Genuine question:Do any of you plan to move your relationship with your sister to something else, like directly expressing your feelings, proposing to live together, etc.? I am thinking myself about slowly pushing something with my older sister. Right now, it is more of a tentative wish because we don't have a “perfect” relationship right now, to say at last, but as I said, my plans are quite vague.
>>562742764>>562742891>>562745465yeah, but guess who isn't a greedy jew and lives a happy life with his family instead?
>>562747748>pushing something with my older sister>pushing>Right now, it is more of a tentative wish because we don't have a “perfect” relationship right nowyou're going to ruin whatever relationship you have with your sister and maybe your whole family because a game got you horny and lonelyand you wouldn't be even the first one to do it so in these threads
>>562747748>Do any of you plan to move your relationship with your sister to something elseYes, ideally I'd like to wife up and live together as soulmates until we die. We're already pretty close and were once intimate. Its just a matter of slowly advancing things. If she doesn't want to than I'll just move on and our relationship will remain as it is.
>>562747748Go for it, anon, we believe in you!
>>562747904>you're going to ruin whatever relationship you have with your sisterTbf, I know it was getting called LARP earlier but I was completely serious. My relationship with my sister has never been "normal" and was sexual from an early age.
Springsteen, MadonnaWay before NirvanaThere was U2 and BlondieAnd music still on MTVHer two kids in high schoolThey tell her that she's uncool'Cause she's still preoccupiedWith 19, 191985
Threadly reminder bratty sisters are for hard and rough ANAL correction. Andrew knows how its done!
>>562748243Mating press her then.
>>562748273Renee never hit the wallShe still got it all
>>562748273>Bowling for Soup
>>562748305Based
>>562747748>I am thinking myself about slowly pushing something with my older sister. Right now, it is more of a tentative wish because we don't have a “perfect” relationship right now, to say at last, but as I said, my plans are quite vague.Unless you are already intimate and you both have a worldview where getting it on with your sibling isn't a problem, you are just going to ruin whatever you already have. Try to learn where she stands on the topic and how she feels about you. No relationship is perfect and, I can not stress this enough, do NOT try anything that can ruin your relationship.>>562748243If that's the case, good luck. My advice still applies.
>>562748825>Unless you are already intimate and you both have a worldview where getting it on with your sibling isn't a problem, you are just going to ruin whatever you already have>do NOT try anything that can ruin your relationshipMany fail this simple trick
https://x.com/i/status/2041206103946461359
>>562748453tfw you will never see Renee shake her ass on the hood of whitesnake’s car
>>562749102Skill issue, Anders.
>>562749173Cucklas...
>>562748825>If that's the case, good luck. My advice still applies.Yeah I already had something like that in mind, I think its simply a matter of whether she loves me enough to go through with it despite the possible repercussions. If she doesn't want things to return to how it used to be than I'll just leave thing as they are since we're already pretty close. Either way I think my chances are solid.
>>562748305Andrew will tenderize Ashley until she becomes a cute trad wife!
>>562747904My relationship with my family fell a long time ago, and I never had a stable family unit. My dad was an abusive asshole and left my mom and me when I was… I don’t remember, maybe 14 or 15. Now I live alone. I very rarely talk to my mother, maybe a couple of times a year, and I haven’t seen distant relatives, like cousins, in years. At this point, I honestly don’t really care anymore. I haven’t seen my sister face-to-face in quite some time, but she is the closest family to me, even though she seems upset with me right now and has cut off contact. This is probably just typical behavior, though. I really have nothing to lose. What even is there to lose at this point?
>>562749340Like some dude once said, this image is so corny
>>562749268>brings out his fetish out of nowhere
>>562749340Knead and punch the Ashley until a consistency of skittles is achieved
>>562749446>and I never had a stable family unit. My dad was an abusive assholeWell, atleast having shitty parents increases your chances of fucking your sister
Speaking of tradwives, does anyone have the image of Ashley cooking red .png soup in a pot and saying "I got a great deal at the store!" or something? It was made by the same artist as picrel.
>>562749713>Well, atleast having shitty parents increases your chances of fucking your sisterCan vouch for this, me and my sister would never been able to been intimate when we were young if our dad wasn't a neglectful and abusive alcoholic.
>>562749713You don't need to be abusive to ensure your children will be desperately in love with each other for their entire lives. You may need to be kind of strict though.
tfw shitty parents but no sister and mom is repulsive at least I can enjoy wincest without concern
>>562749957It's nice too see that /calg/ has an advanced scientific literature already established. We have found an answer to everything.
>>562749567Your wife doing band groupie shit makes you a cuck, yes
>>562749957>grooming your children to fuck eachother so you can satisfy your fetishStill abusive, my point stands>andrew and ashleyshitty parents>drunk anonshitty parents>this >>562749823 guyshitty parentscant be a coincidence
>>562749957Really nailed the part of feeling guilty, I felt extremely guilty and ashamed about what occurred between me and my sister for years until I processed my feelings.
>>562749459Corny would imply this was expensive. Its just cheesy
Guys how can we kill the Latino guy that constantly posts cuck shit on tcoaal sub?
https://x.com/i/status/2041060125893595202
>>562750364idk bwo you should back there and ask
>>562750157If it makes up for anything my mum is a good parent. >cant be a coincidenceYou're right, if you have attentive parents than it probably won't occur because there will be no opportunities for it to happen.
>>562750364>subgo back
>>562749640>Knead and punch the Ashley until a consistency of skittles is achievedYES! Also rape Ashley's tight little anus until she learns her place.
>>562750157Yeah it doesn’t even make sense. You want to have an incestuous relationship so you have kids to nudge them to? What next, you hide in their closet in a Superman outfit?Sounds really fucking complicated, time consuming and expensive for a fetish that’s barely satisfied by it. At that point just hire someone to be play your sister
>>562750364>How can we stop the garbage man from throwing trash into the landfill.
>>562750280Extremely cheesy
>>562750443>If it makes up for anything my mum is a good parent.You're the guy that isnt close to your sister i wager? As >>562748825 said, you need to be careful about that. Showing up in her life out of nowhere asking to marry will just creep her out.Maybe rub one out and think more clearly
>>562750552If you don’t keep the garbage clean the shit that spills over will be worse and more plentiful than before
>>562747748People can open up with hussies because if you fumble, you can always find another hussy.But you only have one family.My best advice is to get drunk with her. And no, not "get drunk with her then force a makeout sesh", I mean get drunk with her regularly to see how comfortable you guys are with being vulnerable and cuddling at home. If something happens, it'll happen, but you also need to be patient; if it takes a year, it takes a year.Drunken ticklefights are good as well.
>>562750790I live way too far away from the landfill, in a gated, mono-ethnic and high trust community to even notice or care.
>>562747808https://youtu.be/cTZrVwcPgcI
>>562750783>You're the guy that isnt close to your sister i wager?Nah I'm >this >>562749823 (You) guy
>>562750989THEY WILL COME HERE
We're already getting spillover from Xitter and Reddit regular purity spiral sperging.
>>562749102I've got a whitesnake that Renee could shake her ass on
>>562750952How can I get her drunk if we don’t live together?
>>562751651Probably a later step, you need to gradually advance things but it won't work unless she's also mutually interested to an extent.
>>562750153It’s supposed to be a music video not a groupie sesh, quit projecting your fetish
>>562750157Lol fuck your point, my children will love each other.
>>562752354Shouldn't it be something that naturally occurs though? Why try to socially engineer your children into fucking each other?
>>562750364Go back roach
>>562743453>Ashley gets noticeably chubbyWhat happens? How does she feel
>>562751908I know. I think it’ll take a few years before anything serious develops between us, but I'm patient.
>>562752601>What happens?I and Andrew both vomit>How does she feelLike she wants to get fatter anyway
>>562752601You and others with this fat fetish disgust me
>>562752506Because the children will succumb under society's evil delphobia, of course ideally all of society should be socially engineered that way but that's a whole nother can of worms. Your question really comes down to "why incest?" which has been answered many times at /calg/ headquarters: because it's the strongest and truest form of love and romance, and my children deserve it, a fate luckier than mine that is.>Shouldn't it be something that naturally occurs though?It is naturally occuring, they're not making the choice. So the parent is acting as the force a naycha.
>>562752787seethe
>>562752601You kill yourself after realizing your fetish isn't in the game.
>>562752506Bro wants to live vicariously through his son by being cucked by his daughter, completely lost
>>562752601>How does she feelSoft
>>562753112I will but I know that you have this fetish because you're probably a fatass, just lose weight:>you will look sexier >you will be healthier (especially if you're male)
https://x.com/i/status/2040923021884395579
>>562749446You’re a freak, but if you’re conscious of what you’re doing, go for it, it’s better than acting impulsively.
>>562753013>Because the children will succumb under society's evil delphobiaNot inevitable but fair point, should still restrict your actions to just influence though. >all of society should be socially engineeredSome parts of society should be and some values should be core to society and unquestionable, however you shouldn't socially engineer all aspects of society via the state. This just results in totalitarianism and state collapse.
>>562753274>you're probably a fatassTrust me there are plenty of non-fatsos out there with fat fetishes. I wouldn't be surprised if he is a skinny male size-traitor who size-mixxes with fat bitches. They make me sick! Keep it within your own size, are there no skinny bitches around?
>>562753274I'm actually on a diet right now.
>>562752513I will do the worst for you. I will kidnapp your sister and take the chance of ever having a sister wife. I will kidnapp your mom as well but I wont get her pregnant so you will never have a sister again
>>562753939If so then I just don't get it, being overweight or obese is just suboptimal by every metric.
>roach has fantasies akin to an indianShocked.
>>562753954Thiu, what are you wearing on your hair?
>>562753954Good job, try to keep at it. I know it can be hard to lose weight and stick to a diet/exercise from personal experience.
>>562754112but they so comfy to cuddle tho
>>562753931Not all aspects, just a slight shift in culture that overtime concretizes in a naturally eugenic (along with other benefits of incest) structure, like we discussed last thread. I'm not thinking more influence by the state mind than any modern advanced country pushing for all kinds of modern deconstructing bullcrap. Hell, what I'm describing is probably even less totalitarian than those.
>>562754364Ashley is the one that is about to ravage that mouth since we're shown she likes to ram her face against his.
>>562754307>but they so comfy to cuddle thoThe way I see it:>They are uglier>They are less fit>Their health is at risk>The inability to control their weight is a display of their lack of discipline and character
>>562754297>diet/exerciseI'm just doing diet.Exercising is hard and starving myself is easy
>>562753954Hey, I've got some "cardio" we can do...
>>562754707Can work if you're a girl but if your a dude probably put some muscle on after you've done your cut.
>>562754847Don't hate me for this, but my end-goal is femboy
>>562754470I think if you truly want to change culture you need to replace the ruling class and capture major institutions, this is exactly what the cultural marxists did and is how they have changed the culture of the West so rapidly post-ww2
>>562754971>my end-goal is femboyHow tall are you?
>>5627551565,5
>>562755226>5,5What country/part of the world do you come from?
>>562755338Afghanistan, hopefully
>>562755417>Afghanistan, hopefullyWell desu being a femboy might be ur only option unless u moneymaxx or statusmaxx successfully
>>562755338Florida. I'm in QB rn tho
>>562755543>Florida. I'm in QB rn thoYeah ur finished
>>562755017>replace the ruling class and capture major institutionsExactly. Delphic revolution is at end.
>>562755017>I think if you truly want to change culture you need to replace the ruling class and capture major institutionsThis is the correct answer. The upper echelons of society, even if not DIRECTLY connected to power such as elite colleges or think tanks, are essentially where the decision-makers are pulled from. Control of elite institutions and who gets to be a part of them means indirectly controlling who gets to rule society. If you capture the tastemakers as well, (media, finance, etc.) you can effectively manipulate the zeitgeist and spin things in a favorable direction.Basically, we need a sisterkisser occupied government.
>>562755543A 5'5" QB? He must be playing for the Vikings!DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Are we in cute boys hours?
>>562755538Oh yeah, I forgot Afghanistan had pederasty lol.
>>562755226Bro how some man can get that short? This shit can't be just genetical. Did they not feed you? Tell me your not over 20 at least. Maybe you are a late bloomer if you are still in puberty.
>>562755780>>562755829Yes, personally I'd replace the current ruling midwits with Neo-Junkers
>>562755913Anon, this is a fujo general. We are ALWAYS in cute boys hours
>>562755685Why? Do french people hate manlets or smth?Either way I'm heading back to Jersey after vacation, so it should be fine.
>>562755968If getting baccabazi'ed in Bactria will make Thiu anon shut the fuck up I will pay for his journey personally.
>>562756142Being a femboy is a pretty legit option but if you want female attention you going to need a serious pull at your height (whether it be money, status, extremely good looking, etc.).
>>562751174Aren't you here already?Anyways any chimpout will get physically removed as it happened many times
>>562754707you know, doing a rolling 72s fast or low calorie intake plus walking 11,000 steps during the fasting days helps out a loton your rest day you can drink and eat whatever you want too
>>562752354>>562753013its not like you will have any children anon
>>562756212I wouldn't mind being a eromenos TΒΗ. no homoI'm not the þiu anon who flunked out of law school BTW I'm a different guy
>>562755968but also lots of inbreeding too!
>>562756720>multiple ThiusNemlei if you can hear us
Can anyone explain why Andrew has a lot of fangirls? What's his appeal to the female audience? He is as charismatic as a snot-soaked tissue.
>>562756657You think so, son?
>>562756720based þ-user, remove all Norman-French influence from English and turn it into Anglish. Bring back Anglo-Saxon Futhorc!
Tenderizing the Leyley!
>>562757246You clearly lack a pussy, along with the understanding of one.
>>562757301>implying you haven't already failed if thats the caseWhere the FUCK is my sisterwife, dad? You fucking faggot. I was promised a soulmate
>>562757246edgy pretty boy archetype
>>562757246https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tumblr_Sexyman
>>562757323>base>use>remove>influence>turnLe hypocrisy.
>>562757323Being in QB and seeing people use Æ and Œ on signs and stuff has been so cool
>>562757590>Characters described as Tumblr Sexymen are typically villainous or otherwise unusual>typically having "a bean sprout physique" and "a theater kid's bravado",[2] >they are "usually tall, white looking, dress well, and have a dark or evil side to them"OH MY GOD
>>562757450I had to leave before making you one, son-sama... To follow my DREAMS (organ harvesting)
>>562757791It really took you this long?
>>562757323>grounded þ-brooker, rid English of all Norman-French inflood and make it into Anglish
>>562757791Anon you may have never heard of it being called that before but there is no way you've never seen a character (or better yet, a real life person) like that before unless you were born yesterday.
>>562757912I was not familiar with tumblr culture
beybeys
>>562757647>Le hypocrisy.In fairness its not like speaking in Anglish on a 4chan thread is going to take out French fudging of English.
>>562756613>you can drink and eat whatever you wantI already drink and eat whatever I want.I just make sure all the garbage I put in my body is less than 1500kcal a day, so I lost weight
>>562757986I absolutely have seen characters like that before but i didn't knew it had a name and it was related to tumblrI thought it was just emo edgy lanky guy
>>562757776If I was in Quebec I would throw up upon the realization that I'm surrounded by French people
>>562758127You poor thing, I can eat 2000+kcal a day and still lose weight cause I'm 6'4 and not 5'5
>>562747904>and you wouldn't be even the first one to do it so in these threadsNtaHow many people here have actually pushed their relationship with their sisters further? Drunkanon? I remember some Russian guy who claimed in 2023 that he slept with his stepsister (or halfsister?)
>>562758636>he slept with his stepsisterHardly counts as incest
>>562758636>How many people here have actually pushed their relationship with their sisters further?Many anons seems to have made their relationships with their sisters better but no incestOther spergs have fucked it all up by asking their sisters for sex, i remember one that literally ruined his life by doing that to his sister, whom understandably freaked out and his parents kicked him out or something like that
>>562756003>Bro how some man can get that short?My mom is short and my dad was short, so I am short.>Did they not feed you?They fed me too much>Tell me your not over 20 at least. I'm 19
>>562758314>6'4Too tall to be cute. Sorry.
>>562759027>Too tall to be cute.I couldn't pull it off even if I was shorter, my face is too manly.
Tiny leyley is the cutest!
>>562759201Then I suppose you have to cavemanmax.
>>562759378>Then I suppose you have to cavemanmax.Jeez its not that bad, for reference a similar lookalike is Kaiser Wilhelm II. Main difference is that my face is bit more dimorphic.
>>562759378ever since i met the Norwood Reaper i started slav/jimmy hopkins maxxing
>>562758880>Many anons seems to have made their relationships with their sisters better but no incestPresent. Thanks "did you remember to hug your sister today?" ritualposter.
>>562759789>ever since i met the Norwood ReaperI sincerely hope that this never happens to me
>>562758636There was this one guy who told such a remarkable story that now that I think about it sounds insane. He had like a hapa half-sister and they were vacationing in Hawaii or something and when they were alone in their house a volcanic eruption was said to take place too close to them and they both thought they were gonna die, so in that existential dread they did what any reasonable pair of siblings would do and had sex. Then obviously it turned out that it wasn't that serious and he was still embarassed about that memory and stuff. He was talking about it like he was traumatized lmao.
>>562759947Don't fear the Reaperhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c
>>562758880>Many anons seems to have made their relationships with their sisters better but no incestI made my relationship with my sister better by being less incestuous
>>562760006My upper third is subpar, its only saved by my other facial thirds being masculine. If I meet the norwood reaper it better be when I'm a fat ass 40 year old or just never (my dad isnt balding and his in 40s).
>>562759905Holy OLD. Apparently that guy did that starting from October 2023 to February 2024 regularly, and then only a few once in a blue moon afterwards. I remember that was still a thing by the time I found /calg/ (around #124. Yes secondary, sue me).
>>562760546Why the FUCK is my screenshot so dark
>>562760504My dad is in his 70s with a head fairly full of hair, unlike all of his brothers I met the Reaper on my early 20s.
>>562756503>Aren’t you here already?That only reinforces my point, cockwafer
>>562760805Wow you are one unlucky bastard, my condolences baldannon. I'm only 18 so time will tell.
>>562760740This mf's artstyle is so weird
>>562760740Ashley became french, how frightening.
>>562758176It’s because the tumblr hoes go crazy with the fanart and posts to the point it’s considered bait for farming them to have a character like that
>>562761101Boo
>>562761296Gross, fucking kill it
>>562760983It is what it isWe balletcAtleast i can pull the bald look without looking like sóy, or so i am told by women
>>562757246Made by women for women
>>562760740MORE COULRO ASHLEY
>>562761482Good mindset to have, it is out of your control after all
>>562761296Egads, wouldn’t it be terrifying if Ashley were in clown makeup and clothes with a honkable nose That’d really sPoOk My GuTs OfF
>>562761992>I'm taking it off...
>>562762105Phew that was a close one fellas
>Jesus of Nazareth has risen?!>ASHLEY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO??https://files.catbox.moe/lnp7t4.mp4
>>562761296>>562761542>>562762105This is why the princess is superiorPlus in that world if I think she’s my sister hard enough she will be
>>562762892She's a
>>562763061is that pic from the gamei dont remember that
Ashley unironically deserves so much better than Andrew. That stupid miserable faggot is so fucking lucky that Ashley doesn't want to love anyone else. Andrew doesn't deserve to be happy
>>562763176CAL or STP? It’s in the main Steam folder for STP under the name “Everything goes dark and you’re pied”
>Andrew is a fag wahhh hoursIt appears main character supremacy and being The Brother™ has caused some controversy.
>>562763326Save the Princess
Andrew unironically deserves so much better than Ashley. That stupid miserable bitch is so fucking lucky that Andrew doesn't want to love anyone else. Ashley doesn't deserve to be happy
>>562763310I agree, Ashley is unironically too good for fagdrew>>562763549That doesnt change the fact Andrew is a fag
>>562763768I agree, Andrew is unironically too good for bitchley>>562763549Trvke
>>562763768>>562763947The only thing Andrew actually deserves is some random hussysona Ashley's love for him is so pure and innocent meanwhile the cumbrain can only think about fucking her
They deserve each other :)
They WILL be happy and love each other in the end. And there's nothing you can do about it.
"Andrew" gives Leyley the ICK
When we invetebly get a Genderbend mod U think they'll swap Nina and Julia too, or will Asher just be incredibly homophobic?
Can anyone explain why Ashley has a lot of simps? What's her appeal to the male audience? She is nuttier than a pile of squirrel shit. You know what they say about sticking it in crazy.
>>562764203I'm sure that will happen but Ashley will still be too good for him
>>562763310Childhood: I could be so much better to Harley Quinn than the JokerAdulthood: I could be so much better to Ashley than Andrew
>>562764326She's a hot goth girl and any man would die for a woman as devoted as Ashley is to Andrew
>>562764326>Can anyone explain why Ashley has a lot of simps? What's her appeal to the male audience?She's beautiful, loves her brother no matter what and is loyal the same cant be said about whoredrew
>>562764418For fuckin real dawg. Obsession crazy is underrated, we all need whatever you call a non-violent yandere
>>562764326Hey undying loyalty is her most endearing trait, unironically. I wish I had met any woman in my life with even a monochrome of the loyalty Ashley has in her pinky finger alone
>>562764383True but unfortunately Harley Quinn was a whore that fucked her teachers to pass the testsAshley is pure in every sense
>>562763549>>562763768Yeah yeah, you can ape my words back at me, but that doesn't make them wrongAshley is often bad to Andrew, but she is NEVER as deliberately awful to him as he is to her, especially in SnS. Ashley is often shortsighted, short tempered, and paranoid; and that's obviously not great. But Andrew is often deliberately cruel. Ashley's worst moments are at least understandable in the sense that she's being emotional (often justifiably, since Andrew is a known liar). But Andrew is just selfish and self serving while simultaneously carrying around this persecution complex. He continuously validates Ashley's paranoia, and then whenever Ashley's paranoia is misplaced, he acts like that absolves all the previous cases. He's just fucking awful
>>562764418Andrew complains plenty that she doesn't "see" him. She doesn't bother to understand and love the real him.She adores the fictional Andy in her head, her image of him. That's why their relationship is so toxic. Don't get it twisted. Ashley isn't devoted to Andrew. If she could shove her perception of Andy into Andrew's brain, she would do it in a heartbeat.
>>562764326>You know what they say about sticking it in crazy.The only reason it is said to not stick in crazy is because crazy will cheat on youAshley wouldnt do anything remotely close to that
>>562764986>She doesn't bother to understand and love the real him.She understands the real him better than anyone, especially Andrew himself
>>562764326shes cute, hot and loyalsame applies to renee, in fact their extreme and passionate devotion to their man is the peak of male fantasymen are simple
Would Andrew prefer a boy or a girl?
>>562764724Idk about that. Didn’t Ashley imply she has or at least say she would do actual prostitutionAlso that scene is cut from the actual episode adaptation of Mad Love so you can say it’s not canonWhat they’ve done to her since the new 52 onward though I cannot defend. I’m just glad the Sean Murphy books made OG Harley separate as a character even if it is AU.Regardless, Ashley is everything
>>562765194That would make her fuckiing evil since it would mean that she is maliciously and intentionally hurting him and pushing his buttons in her efforts to shape him into Andy.
Can't wait for Burial to show how large of a piece of shit Ashley is. The Ashleyfag tears will be so so sweet.
>>562765249And yet…
>>562765249>same applies to reneePerhaps it's time to reveal that the Renee-Ashley Axis has been running this general from the shadows this whole time
>>562765361Ashley would definetly prefer a boyI don't think andrew would care
>>562765531Many women fail this simple task>>562765549One struggle
>>562764383You would give her the ick. Ashley it's a woman, and girls craves mistreatment from the guys they lust for.
>>562765502Do you really think Ashley enjoyers careShe already ate her mom in a soup, what’s she gonna do, cut Andrew’s nuts off? If anything that would make her hotter.
>>562764986Yeah their relationship is toxic, however what is seen as loyal/devotion is simply a trait Men desire in Women and admire.
>>562765502>Can't wait for Burial to show how large of a piece of shit Ashley isLike what?
>>562765426Forgetting what happened the last time Ashley tried to love Andrew? Once again, Andrew DELIBERATELY pushing Ashley away is the root of all the problems
>>562765502>Can't wait for Burial to show how large of a piece of shit Ashley is. The Ashleyfag tears will be so so sweetThe irony in this is that the Burial preview had Andrew being a even bigger piece of shit by abusing Ashley simply because she tried some lipstick, and that Andrewfags/yume are coping hard as fuck saying it's out of characterSame with him doing murder-suicide cause Ashley said she wouldnt fuck him>>562765920cringe
>>562764326This reeks of newfag
>>562765627I believe in a brighter tomorrow Many of what women say about men has truth but exceptions that prove the rule exist.We’re all gonna make it brahsStay in the light, never give up, never surrender
>>562765961>cringedont interact, its clearly bait
>>562765814>knows him better than most>ignores his desire for normalcyHmmm...HMMMMM
>>562764790I ain't readin' allat
>>562765549I personally wouldn't even mind Renee posting if it weren't for the hoards of retarded brown people pushing an NTR fetish mod on the wider fanbase. Renee is Douglas' woman, as it should be. Just like Ashley is Andrew's woman.
>>562766121Based>>562766268You just proved his point, Andrew's desire for normalcy is a cope not even him can stand
>>562765961Tbh I totally get writing off the Burial at Sea. That’s obviously a gag ending and was literally added April 1st. I see it as like an Easter egg for faggots that pussy out on the incest choice
>>562764326I can't find the image but it's the same reason why women love Andrew: Having someone hot that not only is obsessed with you, but it's passionate enough to even kill for you (At least figuratively). It's an exciting, aggressive romance.
>>562766363>if it weren't for the hoards of retarded brown people pushing an NTR fetish mod on the wider fanbaseThis rarely have been the case in this threads, and nowadays is completely extinctAll Renee posting in /calg/ is cute and canon with Douglas>>562766413That doesnt change the fact its yet another ending Andrew kills Ashley now does it
>>562766268>>ignores his desire for normalcyYou mean the thing that brings him the most suffering? How many more sacrifices will be made at the altar of Failed Normalfagging before Andrew is satisfied?
Reminder that every post stating an absolute resentment either of Our Heroes (pbut) is only trying to start shit and is paving the way for greater b8. Trust an oldfag on this, this has never not been the case.The solution to such posts is to ignore them and post cute siblings instead and bury them under the power of love and friendship (between siblings)
>>562766776Holy shit dude, not everyone is out to get you. Some of us want to talk about the characters, and Andrew pisses me off. I've been ITT since Chapter 1, though you're going to find a way to handwave that.
>>562766776>The solution to such posts is to ignore them and post cute siblings instead and bury them under the power of love and friendship (between siblings)based
>>562766581Yeah seriously, conformity is what keeps him from everythingEven in burial at sea he clearly wanted that shit but cooked his chances refusing to shed a society driven moral after they just ate their fucking parents
>>562766776>if you call andrew a fag for talking about what was published in the devlog and added to the game its bait trying to start shitYou newfags are so fragile
>>562766776kwab
>>562767007You want a real schizo theory? I'm starting to think the guy posting NTR images and the guy saying everyone is baiting are the same guy. He does the former to justify the latterNo I will NOT take my meds!
>>562767208I buy it, they always post at the same time especially when people start discussing parts of the plot that makes him butthurt in specific
There's a trend I've noticed: >Ashley takes proactive steps to establish some sort of secure future for the both of them >Andrew fucks it up due to jealously or general stupidity In Decay, she wants to carve a niche doing dirty work for ???, in exchange for housing. Could have been a good deal on paper. Imagine Leyley Wins except Andrew has sister pussy on demand, free of the world's judgement. But he fucks it up. I predict very similar plot beats for whatever route we were shown in preview. >Ashley tries to become the cult's leader >cult more likely than not wouldn't have to many reservations about her brother being there>could keep any sort of relationship hush hush and private so Andrew can normalfag facade infront of them >can't see wider plan due to insecurities and jealousy >actively makes their relationship worse by not asserting himself when it's actually necessary (Cliffhanger is the one where he does this best with standing up for himself, actually trying to weigh logistics)What I'm saying is: Andrew could quite literally have it made, if he wasn't so much of a fucking moron. All he has to do is be a bit more assertive so she doesn't push things to far, and in return, all he has to do is kickback and let his sister sort it out.
>>562767005>Yeah seriously, conformity is what keeps him from everythingDING DING DING!I'm not saying that I don't get WHY Andrew is the way he is. He has a lot of issues. But it still stands that he's just awful to Ashley. Not all the time, but way more than he should be. Ashley is at least trying, even if she's an idiot, but Andrew has these moments where it feels like he's just trying to hurt Ashley. It's just awful to seeAgain, he really is SO fucking lucky that Ashley loves nobody else. He doesn't deserve that. It just pisses me off to see Ashley being treated so poorly
>everyone who discusses X topic is baiting>it's one specific person doing YI hate update threads, you would think that would be the best time to discuss the game, and you would be incorrect in thinking this.
>>562767398>inb4 retard will call this le baitAgreed, 50% the bad things that happen to them is due Andrew's fault. The other 49% is Renee's fault and 1% is Ashley
>>562767340My thing is, we get a devlog with new information, which leads people to think new things about the characters, and suddenly you have a guy saying that everyone who thinks new things is an off-site raider. It just makes no sense. Maybe the reason people are saying things about Renee and Andrew that haven't been said before is because we just got new fucking information about Renee and AndrewWhat a wild thought
>>562767434SIMP
>>562766776While we're on the topic I wanna ask. There was a fanart of Andrew and Ashley in a church wedding and they had like saintly robes and stuff I think, in front of them was a crowd and Andrew was even pushing one of the heads with his foot lol. I think they were kissing as well. There was even a printed out IRL version of it like a painting that was posted here not so long ago. Does anyone know which one I'm talking about?
i think andrew will rape leyley and force her to become a woman (ashley)
>>562767804We didn't really get new info about Andrew, we've pretty much always known he's jealous to the point of genuine insanity and has massive control issues.
>>562767208Nope, the cuckposter is literally my whole point, I wouldn't be surprised if he is also the one starting to talk about how much of a fag Andrew is three times every thread.
>>562757246>why does [gender] like [character]You can always answer these questions by reversing the character's sex:turn Andrew into a woman and you have a cunning, violent, chainsmoking, emo big sister who is sexually depraved.The appeal is obvious.
>>562767398Good points, and I actually forgot to say those in my initial post about Andrew. But a lot of his struggles are almost entirely made up. The makeup video is the perfect example of this. Ashley is trying on makeup, she also has to see Six Eyes later in the day. These two events are unrelated. But instead, Andrew jumps straight into accusing her of dolling herself up for 6E and outright attacks her instead of actually figuring out what's going on (or just asking her not to like a normal person). So many of his issues are just him being a goddamn lunatic
>>562767974no he's not because i am one of the ones that call Andrew a fag and i detest cuckshitnot >>562767434 but fully agree with his takes
Oh man, my post is gonna be buried... Guess I won't find that pic after all >>562767852
>>562767398>doing dirty work for ???This is not remotely a good outcome
>>562767978U think instead of a princess shirt teen Asher would wear a fedora?
>>562767978fat fem Andrew, please
They will kiss and Ashley will be embarassed and Andrew will say "don't be shy babygirl smooooocchh" and then Ashley will blushley and and then
>eats parent soup cooked by his sister after sending them directly to guaranteed hell, says the meat is too dry>waaaahh sister I’m clearly madly in love with, incest is wroooong
>>562768036>andrew starts sperging out about being a normalfag despite being miserable, knowing he was miserable and also making Julia miserable in the process>its extremely rude to a very vulnerable Ashley confessing her love for him>Ashley stops talking to him for years>comes back crawling for herandrew is a fag
>>562768326>Ashley will blushley
>>562768326More like he will beat and rape Ashley again, and if we're lucky he wont cut her throat >>562767978>chainsmokingYou lost meBut a female Douglas can be enticing...
