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Teio!
Falco event status?
>botters are weaker than autistic nips
>>562790125sex with chibi falco
Post some helios sex or cute
>>562790167That's always been copeNSM fucking rocks and everyone knows it, everyone here has used it personally for months during the previous scenario, the issue is how it's a pain in the ass to get at the moment
>>562790215bwo we have less time to pway...
ACTIVATE YOUR SWEEPYSNOW
>>562790318>botters>playlmaoAnd they had a longer less efficient mant there's no excuse
>>562789707/v/ jannies don't want /v/ to be about video games. They want it to be a meta board that talks about drama, politics, ecelebs that are related to video games.You get a few months to talk about your game after it releases and a couple days or weeks after a major update and then you get banished to /vg/.Most game discussion dies out naturally after a few months so there isn't usually any drama with threads getting deleted but when the threads stay alive for too long jannies will delete them, it's not an uma only thing. Same thing will happen to mewgenics in a few months if it stays popular on /v/I dunno why they do it and it's the reason /v/ is filled with off topic garbage threads most of the time but that's how it is.
NSM? Yep yep, not a problem for MY ACE
grind my ssr ticket for me, peasants
>sweepers are fucking useless
um.... bros... are we safe...? I don't think we're getting that SSR ticket... or MLBing this thing...
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2041342701199573238/photo/1THE MEJIRO RECORD IS GOING TO BE MINE
>>562790526Falcon is gonna rope
>>562790526it wont not finish, trust megranblue does the same kind of events and there are always "convenient" spikes
>>562789707Because /v/ uma is infact a general, after 1 thread reached its limit a new thread is created talking about the same shit.Go to /vmg/ instead.You can post Uma in /v/ if its some kind of news like EoS lmao.
>>562790559>*Please note that the record has a gold-colored finish and is not made of real gold.Mejirofrauds...
where are the nakadashi images? i need the illegal goods
>can't beat JP record>can't reach 2TThe japs are going to laugh at us...
>/uma/ only complains but is too afriad or retarded to use the botyup, checks out, you're all brown.
>>562790279Hijacking /vmg/ would kill make the mods lose their minds too with /v/ma's ppm. The /vmg/ thread is so slow that it was made when the half anni was happening.
>>562790490We've got this CM in the bag.
>>562790526I hope we don't. It'll sent cygays red lights at least
>>562790490>>562790693im surprised she isnt being brought up more in CM discussion, she has like all the pieces to be really good this CM
>>562790472>>562790689Not my fucking problem. Fuck off, retards.
>>562790749they think americans are as grindy as salary men...
>>562790215It's an obvious honeypot retard. Nobody will be sweeping for this shit event.
>>562790526>>562790192>>562790125Lmao Shart Falcon event flopped. Not even top 100 club using sweepy will save you.
I am once again unbearably horny for Ines Fujin despite not seeing her a lot.
>>562790758they didn't roll for her because their favorite umatuber didn't tell them to
>>562790793if JPniggers are allowed to spam their off topic garbage here the /v/ anons can talk too
>>562790559I'd rather have the carrats.
my oshi...
>>562790685>if you use the bot you're brown>if you don't use the bot you're brown and retarded
>>562790829The whole point is that it should be effortless, considering you need to sweep to farm fans/parents anyway stupid nigger
>>562790689Poor /v/ros. Their thread is comfy and fun most times so it's sad to see this happen.
https://poal.me/uw0kpvhttps://poal.me/uw0kpvhttps://poal.me/uw0kpv
>>562790846I have all umatubers blocked with "Do Not Recommend Channel" and I still didn't roll for her!
>>>562790279Can't help but feel bad for 'em.I don't mind /uma/s lows but wouldn't want to force people who actually want to talk about the game to be drowned out by the other stuff going on here.
>>562790875Not my problem. Fuck off, retard.
>>562790559
>>562790949heh, i said the same thing
bwos, sweepy is not saving us this time...
>>562790215>event designed to bait bottersGee I wonder why botters just so happened to stop playing today.
>>562790912No white man play this game, they're playing white games like call of duty, fortnite or nba2k or madden.
>>562790945seethe harder troon
SWEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPYYYYYYYY DOOOOOOOO SOMETHING
>>562790559I will not be scammed.
Anybody got schedules for completing these three? onegai
Is this the Rickey general?
>>562791107good, one less entry for me to win
Good enough, now I can hold for rebuilding my sprint and mile teams once Nishino comes out.
>>562791161Yup! Welcome!
>Sweepers when it's time to do something good for the playerbase and not just completely ruin the chances of clubs naturally achieving top 100
>>562791018Nice copiumI'm sure they had those when the original jp event happenedAnd they beat it so I guess they either didn't care for bots or jp player population played moreWhich still just makes botters more pathetic and useless because they don't play, they don't win and don't contribute lol
>>562790934Cafe strikes me as the type to not use milk at all.
>>562790215yes cygames intern i will definitely use sweep because your event is definitely not honeypot
>>562790758Most would prefer Neicha
>>562791037Nutting to grandma tummy
WHERE ARE THE GLOWSTICKS
eerrrr what the sigma? I thought we were still popular?
>>562791136just run barely enough mile/medium races to meet the junior year goal, then just enough long/dirt/sprint races to meet the classic and senior year goals, then wait for the run to end.
>>562791161it indeed is!
I don't care what it takes, time travel or whatever. I want a full set of Team Trials teams made up of NOTHING but Mejiros.
>>562790559>Please select the social media platforms and services you use regularly.>no /uma/It's over bwos
FALCO LOVE
stat her, /uma/
>>562791136Just do three throwaway runs where you do like 5 sprint/long/dirt races and train the rest of the time like it's URA. Can be done in like 15 minutes each, and you can knock out the Kicking Up Dust at the same time as the Dirt one
>>562791384Start making more Mejiros.
>>562791335>implying they don't know who the botters are alreadyWhat happened? Why aren't botters smug like they were before mant, because they could farm a million fans a day and cygames would never ban them? Suddenly they're afraid?Pathetic
kawakami is ugly as shit bro, why would i roll for that trash when cheerleader neicha is a million times hotter and better
>>562791413Front/Endcloser for turf. Unique works if you're super behind or super infront
>>562791391Write it in...
>>562790758She was within 3 months of reddit cafe so all the redditors didn't bother
>>562790215>he thinks the numbers are realLMAOretard award, bet you think race finish times are real too
>>562791413>DarumiOur first menhera uma that actually does drugs and cuts herself on the regular...
>>562791495This is a good image.
>>562791475shut your mouth
>>562791475
>>562791514If they aren't real why do you care enough to avatarfag?Cope and seethe bottard
I asked for some QoL changes
I didn't realize I posted in a thread that ended 20 minutes ago... anyway Seeking the Pearl is an ugly hag
>>562791461I would actually bot if someone made a steam version of the bot. I dont like using emulators
>>562789707You should probably mention you got a local schizo that spams mass reports
>>562791136>Sprintlol just play Bakushin/Demon Curren and keep track of doing more sprints than miles.>LongJust know you don't get access to long races until after first summer, there's 17 of them, so pick what you'd like and do more of those than medium and other races.>Dirtlol just play Urara, or do a throwaway run on Pasa or medium'd up Taiki since that Kicking Up Dust missions requires you to do race during the two summers.
why the FUCK are you all hanging around here and not doing your runs?!?
>>562789707>>562790472It was very comfy. It's very sad but it seems the decision has been made. Already happened to me with PM and Mahjong so I expected this day to come one day. It's just how the /v/ mods there operate. At one point they will get bored of you and idk if they have autistic jannies just for that but some threads will get put on a "Delete on sight" list>>562790793This is literally where the mods want us to be lol. Some people will assimilate, some people will leave, some people will fight. Pay in mind they are trying to move +300 anons here, there's going to be some friction. If you don't like it you are free to go to the IRC too lel
>Try to do run>Connecting... on every other button press.I JUST WANT TO CONTRIBUTE DAMN IT.
>>562791475Shut up FAGGOT
..........................................
The chrono anon is from /v/ma
>>562791667>he can't multitasklame
>>562791667hehe
>>562791629and that's why we love her, yes we do
>>562791674Trickal threads are fine but not uma
I love Super Creek.
>>562791413>>562791490I was thinking front too20% speed 5% pwr 5% gutssprint A mile B medium F long G
Stego is very very very very cute.
>no microphone>no wit ankletI'm fuming
>>562791475I hope she spooks your ungrateful ass every single 3* you pull
>Kawakami Princess>portrayed as physically strong, accidentally punching holes into walls or breaking objects around her>10% Pow growth>Gentildonna>said to be a physically strong Umamusume with great grip strength and is generally physically fit>10% Pow growth>Curren Chan>An umamusume who prioritizes being cute for the camera and for her fans>20% Pow growthWhat did they mean by this?
>>562791475many people should have her from a spook, neicha you likely need to roll for
Super weak
>>562791707>>562791656>>562791576>draw a cat>call it a horse
For all the shitposting, Sweepy dev did get a MANT bot up and runningWe should praise him
>>562791871horses are just big cats
>>562791850Her umanko got that gorilla grip
>>562791838>i hope you get her because she's bad!>i hope you get her because she's good!What does this mean...
>>562791850curren is /strongmind/
>>562791850she's a sprintershe sprints
Super freak
>>562791879i heard that hachimi
>>562791850These are the actual sekai saikyou was
>>562791850Gameplay and story segregation.
I'm about to use my voucher on SSR falco just for the guaranteed groundwork. I can't take this shit anymore.
>>562791918Fuck off your bot is garbage
>>562791850Curren's ability to effortlessly charm people (including you) is a strength like no other which is why whores are stronger than unga bunga apes and princesses
Subpar Creek
>21. Please share any other thoughts or requests you have concerning Umamusume (within 1,000 characters).DON'T FORGET TO TELL THEM TO STOP WITH THE WOKE SHIT
>>562791850Vodka is stronger than geltildonna irl
>>562791716>mid megaphone>glow sticks for danchouYep, that looks like a good enough shop for me.
>>562791879
>>562791825Okay Kawakami Paypig
>>562791879I will continue the Mejiro Bloodline>>562792023I copy pasted the wrong encoded url whoops
>>562791850Curren took on hundreds of men at once, Kawakami and the gorilla couldn't do that
>>562792118Only the best for my Princess.
https://dir.netkeiba.com/keiba/news/news_preview.html?no=258482
>>562792081Do it yourself fag I've got better things to do like fapping to creek
>>562792190I already did it, tranny. Merry Christmas
>>562792081Woke game
>>562792175She's so first-rate
what can we learn from the falco event flopping in global
>>562791413Her ass is NOT lasting on the track even as an uma. She will break down before classic year summerNow Kurara? That's a runner
>>562792081>Cygames>Ever stopping with their omnipandering to each and every single one of their players even if straight men are the majority of their playerbaseYou should consider yourself very lucky that they don't want to upset the old hags that own the horses by making them kiss. Umamusume yuri is CGDCT-tier at best and never crosses the line enough to make old men explode.
>>562792281This is actually a good thing if we need to keep the advantage of having sweepy. If we destroy the autistic nips too hard, they'll bitch about it and cygay might ban us.
>>562792081I forgot
>>562792281Botters are useless cowards and losers because they don't want to play, train or farm fans except to brag about a tool doing their jobThey're basically AI sloppers but at least those fucks get money
>>562792281Botters and bots doesn't exist and all made up by flatliners
>>562791076Mr. Black umapyoi here, m’fraid
CM Room? CM Room.180301651803016518030165
>>562792247Unprotected lovey dovey Christmas sex with Teio
>>562792341Kurara would be a hell of a Umamusume, wouldn't she?
which schedule do you use for S. Maru? sprint/mile/medium or mile/medium/long?
>>562792089afaik this is gentildonna's claim to her strengthhttps://youtu.be/JLOwcaIEEDg?t=127, i haven't heard any other umamusume horse that have this feat too
>>562791667I am too busy going for round 2 on Chrono Genesis
Smart Falcon event should extend to her actual birthday, not some random 3 day period in global. Checkmate, cyniggers.
>>562792281Botters are just a minority only 2 people in the top clubs do it.
>>562792281MANT is once again responsible for diminishing careers per day and decimating the playerbase. We tried to warn them to include qol improvements when MANT came out but they just decided to step into the same mistake.
>>562792081Already told them to hire better translators cause the one they have is a pedo
does red shift work in CM12?
Why are JP troons seething so hard about the Falco event in this thread?
I was looking at some jp speed card lists and other than the usual human rights cards, these seemed to pop often, but afaik after a while it matters less to mlb cards and more to have cards that give good hints?Are these any good to look out for or at that point I should have all the cards I'd need assuming I get all the anni cards?
>>562792548YesNever post here again
>>562792385>>562792394
>>562792548Final corner is too late
Is it worth giving up triple tiara for this training? I have Kale juice+Speed weights+40% trumpet to boost it.
>>562792535Sounds more authentically Japanese than we could hope already
>>562791674You are not welcome here, fight for your board and fuck off.
>>562792482this, but unironicallyanyone above /uma/ club does it
>>562792581n-naze...
>>562792281Either they accelerate or global dies
is killer really a must on front horse? can find a place to fit 0lb el condor in my deck
>>562792448Definitely. She even has shades of El where she turns into a total moeblob without her mask
>>562792701Of course not. If you can get it then it's nice, but please don't kill your deck trying to make one generic gold velocity skill work.
>>562792701nope
>>562791674>knowingly create generals over there because you don't like /vg/ and want your own community even though its a bad idea>oh no they finally got tired of us how could this happen to me>argue in the worst way possible and now its def never coming back>come complain to and put the burden onto the place you guys hate and expect us to be kind and accommodatingmods are retards but yeah, naw, dog, thats not how this works. You WILL lurk and assimilate or leave if you dont like it. there's no "fight" to be had here lil bro. your fight was with the mods and you guys botched it as bad as you could have lol
>>562792615Except he's bald
>successful charming acupuncture pre-debutincoming worst run of all time
>>562790125Topkek.Global shitters wont even 3LB the Smart Falcon card
If you're doing any half-decent mile/medium/long uma in TB, you should be getting 500-600K fans by the end. 2 trillion fans is about 35,000 of those runs. This'll be done at worst within 6 hours of tomorrow's reset if the total number of players in TT is any indication of the size of the global playerbase.
>>562792281>event out for less than 6 hours >OMG GUYS WHAT A MASSIVE FLOP BROS GLOBAL IS DOOMED IT'S OVER EOS SOONcalm down bwo
>>562792452erotic maru art for attention
>>562792826Poorfags problem
>>562792858You're not allowed to rationalize things with math.
>>562792482>>562792667I mean most of the playerbase doesn't use bots or even know it exists. They are more likely to know Hachimi because of skin mods. The only ones using them are the sweats and S and above clubs. Everyone are unironically blaming botters for their inability to play the game or fan farms for their club.
What can we learn about UmaJP based on how dead their thread is?
>>562792874since you'll want a recovery for smaru anyway just do long
>>562792524>include QoL improvementsThere's more after the shop qol that lets you buy and use more items at the same time?
>>562792874Sprint if training for shorter races, Long if training for Longer races
>>562792970Half of them don't actually know Japanese
Mayano has her own Anime!! https://x.com/TheSafeAnnaAnon/status/2040927294399910252
one time I accidentally posted in the JP thread and it was so dead that I thought 4chan died
>>562792858>bwo doesn’t know that Cygames inflates the TT numbersBwo…
>tfw to shakur to tell us how to complete the falco event
>>562792428One more576256625762566257625662
>>562791335It's funny how the GitHub got the in game icon for the event 2 full week before it was even announced He probably just scraped the game files but would be really funny if sweepy was a cygames intern
another week safe
>>562793105>no results postedyou're on thin ice buddy
>>562792808curse of the witch
>>56279297090% of the people there can't play without the hachimi mod if they even play at all anymore
>>562793121All the MANTblazer assets got leaked by scrapers at that point
Everyone in the thread rn
>>562793121No wonder its so trash then
>>562792603Bros? Penny for your thoughts?
>>562793179And a midget
>>562790830Why are Curren's ears shaped like devil horns?
Uma is actually a dead game, kinda like the dead internet theory. I mean look at your followers its like a graveyard out there.
Uma for this feel?
>>562792603No
[Sad News] Nobody likes Smart Falcon and nobody showed up to her birthday concert
>>562792970Not knowing what cards are coming up and how to adjust your teams because of them makes it harder to have discussions like this thread does.
>>562793310Falco event right now
>>562793206nyo it's Taiki. you will max Speed anyway
>>562793310You've posted this before several times
>>562793195WTF is that real dialogue? I skipped whatever she said cause you know. Did she actually say that?
>>562793275>people realize the game is a waste of time and money (like every other gacha)>stop playing it crazy
Do I run Stinko and borrow El or run Marv and borrow NTR for XOguri?
>>562793025English voiceover is such a boner kill, glad they are slowly starting to inch closer to umapyoi tho
>>562793206Probably. If it were Triple Crown I’d say maybe not. You’re running Biko with NTR so you will have decent incidence of speed training and may wish to break schedule more later anyway. Weird that you aren’t using KSB. Just be mindful of your SP.
Rice (villain) caused the volcano to erupt onto Mejiro farm.
>>562793378Currenposters are cuter when theyre retarded
>>562793378it's edited, she said faggot instead of Sweepy in the original
>>562792806I wouldn't say its completely hopeless, they should just go talk to a mod and be like. Alright, what can we do to stay on /v/ and avoid being a general? It's not much. But i think it could work. Though I don't know the entire situation so what do I know. I just think it IS possible for them to fix stuff.
>>562793025There is such a thing as over animation and this is definitely it.
I keep losing the Kikua Sho in my ace runs
>>562793570train stamina nigga
Umas that would earlick you?
>>562793475Whatever, Falctwerp!! Eat my dust!>>562793453Ah, okay! I wasn't 100% sure. You just never know, you know?
>>562783371The reason I said S Maru is more able to get away with it is that KfC gave 15 seconds of velocity near the middle/late transition where you were fighting for the right to trigger A&S and VC. It also works out of third, so you weren't cucked out of it if the other fronts got the initial jump. Witgod's Seiun Sky and Kitasan had to be in first or second position respectively to proc their unique skills at all, so losing 1-2 lengths at the beginning was more punishing for him than it was for me. I don't know if he actually had the hints and chose not to take the Groundwork to show off to his audience, but his Kitasan has a bunch of dead skills and moving those SP into Groundwork would have helped her be in second at the critical point when VC procs. I'm not advising people to skip Groundwork on S Maru, I'm just stating that based on my experience missing it hurts some frontrunners more than others and S Maru is probably the least hurt by it.>>562783385S Maru is my dirt ace right now and wins MVP the most often.
I just found out that Gentildonna is a few cm taller than me, and that she is more than capable of manhandling me. My heart skipped a beat.
>>562793105Sorry for the anon who fell for the 3 fronts gaslight
>>562793538How about having threads only once a week that way you're not a general.
>>562793312>>562793340>>562793427Thanks, not using KSB because I don't have it and I like the idea of Firm Course Menace.
>>562793395the former
>>562792806There is literally no difference between here and /v/ma when it comes to board culture, whatever that means.
>>562788346>she's going to be human rights for the next 4 CMswhy?
How useful is Cafe’s unique on a dominator debuffer this CM? I’m going to try it anyway but it looks like a minuscule effect.
I wouldn't hate MANT so much if it offered some way of getting a groundwork hint besides getting spooked by fucking falco's event randomly
>>562793651Literally every Uma could manhandle you. Even the small ones like Rice and Cafe
What's the point of doing cm skrims when it's gonna be all the same>Oh wow, 2 dominators>Oh wow, Oguri won
>>562793105Final one815463188154631881546318>>562793178I forgor>>562793659I just like running triple fronts
>>562793613Super Creek
It will only take 600 Icarus to beat this event
this but to everyone in game
>>562793848Your 250 affinity parents, broski?
>>562793747The effect on her own unique is 1/3 as strong as tether. It's gonna do nothing when inherited
Post bokumanko
Doto tripped and she landed on my face with her bare umanko, what a goofball
>>562793862Yeah.Stay Gold, who's 3cm smaller than Rice Shower, actually picks you up and Sprints with you on her back with ease in the rain.
No one is coming to Falco's birthday party...
falco flopping on my glow stick
>>562793848I got a groundwork hint when I was doing Pisces ace runs from a rogue Bakushin guts event, so you actually have twice the chance!
>>562793912I figured when I was looking at the actual numbers. But I keep ending up with extra SP on my debuffer runs. Thanks.
whoever does the art for support cards is really good at drawing nice feet.
>>562793875>>562793864Kek
>>562793875If you're a frontfag then it's cool. I didn't want to sound arrogant but we had people shilling for the 3 fronts strategy to stop XOguri, and even on paper that sounds like a bad idea.
>>562793864What makes Oguri still win with 2 dominators?
>got both banner alts in 50 pulls
>>562793538Pretty sure one of our guys already did that and the only responses he got were "It goes in /vg/", "They can have their threads in /vg/", "If they have a problem they can go to /vg/" And "It's a general because it goes in /vg/". At least this time the mod was an actual human that actually explained that they had reached a consensus and it was mostly due to the sheer amount of threads and posts being made.
>>562790559>Winners in certain regions must correctly answer a Skill-Testing question to claim their prizeAnon is not a shitter and can prove they know game mechanics right?
>>562793848I have the same problem, but sadly the solution is:>make MANT groundwork parents
Hoeh.... 30 runs in da jar.....
>>562793864Longslop is over, enjoy Ogurislop for the next 3 or maybe 4 CMs.
>>562793310Why don't they help him? I don't watch DB
>>562794187>>562793909I don't know how any of that shit works in detail, but I have two MANT parents with double circles and 9 total groundwork stars
>>562794236because the moment they try to help him is the moment he starts doing that to them
>have three good aces, with all the right abilities and very good stats>all of them jobbing hard in public rooms to way inferior umas because of fucking medium SWe are at Champions Meeting №12 and I still mald about that bullshit
>>562794102i need this whore to milk me dry
>>562794262then you should, on average, get groundwork in what, one of out five runs? you can check your affinity and inspiration odds on chronogenesis, btw
>>562793682I mean, that would probably work. I don't go on the worst board on the site so idk if that's something they'd accept but I'm sure there's a diplomatic solution somewhere. /v/ma is a decently sized community and I understand that they wanna keep it. But it's probably gonna have to change in some way, shape or form. I mean shit, if /v/hu is still alive then they can survive.
I really want Jungle Pocket.
>>562793862Not Urara. Or Nishino.
>SOMEHOW get medium S with ONE SINGLE PARENT SLOT giving medium >get the worst speed luck I've EVER had in MANT which also made me waste a lot of good wit turns triyng to catch up and failI GOT FOUR FUCKING JUICES AND IT DIDN'T MATTERFOURYou ever get a run that just drains your will to play? I REALLY wanted to use flash but mabye I'll just give up and rudolph/grass like everyone else
>>562791475No cheerleader neicha 4 u with the power of this 7
>>562793613Air Groove
I want to strangle every single XOguri + 2 dom player out there.
>>562792574Why the fuck would you ask us?
Sponsored posts can be low-key sus.
Urgent questionI have some noodles that expired on the 28th of October 2025, are the noodles safe to eat without any of the sauces or do the noodles expire too.I'm pretty hungry
>>562792806why does it matter if they are here, must be schizo
>>562794483fr fr
>>562793875>went against all the different scrimfags in /uma/ 5 times in a row>bodied everytimetoday's not my day desu, apparently Kitasan has a really good ult timing wtf.
>>562794506can you see mold on the noodles
>>562794324>Good aces >No medium S>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Good aces
>>562794506throw it out
>>562794506it's finejust taste bad
>>562792574Duramente is old hatSmart Falcon is old hateRhein Kraft is still decent but the must pull here is Air Groove if you're running mid/Pace/Late. Air Groove is also very good if you're running Mid/Late. >Good hintsNo, you can just do inherits with that.. What matters most nowadays is Skill Point Bonus.
>>562794556That's the entire point of my post, anonIf they had medium S they would be amazing
>>562790559do they just sell the record somewhere without doing this giveaway autism
>>562794506Noodles kept how? Dry? Wet?
>>562792978Superskip is the best QoL they could've implemented. It auto skips to the ending of the event instead of having to watch Pearl spazz out.
>>562794414you just needed two -- TWO good rainbow on speed, and that run would have been greatfuck this game, sometimes.
which uma would you rape instead of being raped by
>>562794687Jungle Pocket Jungle Pocket Jungle Pocket Jungle Pocket Jungle Pocket Jungle Pocket
>>562794607Fat FalconNo one wants to come to your show and see fat jiggling
>>562794542>apparently Kitasan has a really good ult timing wtf.yea it's perfectsmaru and falco does the same thing but earlier so it doesn't change all that much unless they pace back down
>>562791656sweepy...
I REALLY NEED TO CUM ON SMART FALCON'S FEET!!!!
>>562794553I dunno the packet is still closed, I didn't even know noodles could expire that fast>>562794593>>562794607I guess i'll eat something else>>562794664Dry, it's those box shaped instant noodles
>>562792874Just adjust it for whatever distance you're training for. For Aries I'm running Classic Crown.>>562793325Why would you kick your grandpa while he's down like that? I hate women.
>>562793864You'll get a break by Gemini rerun. Temporarily, but a break nonetheless, so don't worry.
>>562794506the noodles are fine. Make them, and eat them (but post it first).
>>562794542She gets speed carryover going into late-race with Victory Cheer so yeahI've stolen a few anglings thanks to it
I like umas with big hats
>>562794752This is why you buy those beef jerky and canned stuff those expire longer. Noodles dont have long shelf life.
>>562794752If they're dry and they don't look like they've got any bugs or mold infesting them, and they don't smell bad, I would cook and eat them without hesitation.
>>562794506Is it just me or does ALL food have much shorter expiration dates over the past 6 years? Or basically post-covid
>>562794460I'm 100% sure there are jp players here too
>>562794804No. Small hats.
>>562791491I also added "/uma/ plays it" for 15b
>>562794625>>562794491>>562794339>>562793858>>562793651>>562792826>>562792574>>562497646
>>562794928>reddit spacing
>>562794837have you noticed that everything got smaller while being priced higher
Gonna post cute falco images to encourage everyone to do some careersDo it for our umadol, and all of her cute friends, like Flash, Curren, and all of the cute dirt umas!
>>562794778Tiny Pasa...
All tiny or big hat umas are honorary 2hus
>>562794928You're in the right but why do you keep fighting this fight? Do you think there's the slightest chance that an ever-changing mob of extraordinarily stupid people, many of whom actively enjoy drama and negative attention, is going to follow your directions?
>>562795002At least post Falco with her elegant B cups instead of some cow
>>562794837stop noticing
>>562790125SURELY shart falcon will save us from the bot menace right?
>>562795002
>>562794837Expiration dates are literally big supermarkets trying to get you to make you spend more money restocking. If it doesn't stink or doesn't have mold it's fine to eat.
>>562794387They both drag the 6 ton tire during Summer guts training, same as everyone else.>>562794506The best by date is just a number, it doesn't magically cause the food to spoil. That MRE guy on Youtube has eaten hundred year old biscuits and nothing happened.
>>562792574Isnt Duramente end only wtf, is this general filled with massive paypigs that will throw 5 digits to Cyjews?
>>562794778>OG Maru not on Taurus
>>562792464holy fuarkmaybe green woman was right all along
>>562794506>AN presented to the emergency room with shortness of breath, muscle weakness, and seizures. >the previous night he was hungry and ate some out of date noodles. It was no big deal he thought, "I'll just cook them well and it will be fine.">in the early morning he awoke to a weight in his stomach and felt like he needed to vomit. But nothing came up. >this continued for an hour until he called 911 as the pain became unbearable. I've watched enough chubby emu to know how this goes.
CM12 scrim29225892
>>562794112Well, have you attempted going there yourself? There's only so much one or two guys can do. Bring up the issue yourself, talk with the mods, organize and I think both of you can come to an understanding, just don't be an asshole and plead your case about why you deserve to stay in /v/ and what you can do or change to prevent this from happening again. I have no investment in this since I don't post in /v/ma but I do feel bad that a thriving community is getting snuffed out.
>>562795191Nyes
>>562795138I love falco you guys
>>562795271that is not how belly buttons work what the fuck
>>562795002Paused my career to goon to falco instead gj
BROS WE'RE NOT GETTING THE SR TICKET....
>>562795327We'll be lucky to get lb 2 falco. Fuck global are lightweights.
>>562795327Global is forced to use gold crystals to MLB the Smart Falcon card.
Locust here, keep grinding for my free card and ticket thanks~
>>562794625I meant Admire Groove for Mid/LateI only now I realized. Their names are so damn similar
>>562795285
>>562795251Nobody can come to an understanding with online forum moderators. They are unreason elementals. The actual solution is to start being a good person. This works because good people never want to go to /v/ for any purpose in the first place.
>>562795394So what happened to the sweepniggers?
>>562793848Trainer issue.
>>562792464NSM bros only keeping winning
>>562794837Works out fine for me. Products close to elapsing their best by date often get sold at a discount which is great for a poorfag like me. The food is perfectly fine too, best by dates are a scam created by supermarkets to fleece more money out from everyone
>>562795221I finally found some CM1/Taurus footage of the fabled Pace Red Maru. She didn't perform well despite all the theorycrafting.
>Duramente has special flags for her events that determine if she is (You)sexual or not
What site do you guys use to view corner/straight/etc lengths and layout? I want to learn how to strategize for CM but I don't want it spoonfed to me by agendaposting anons or Youtubers.
>>562793682>we're not a general!>see, we're only making a weekly Uma general thread!Or they could just let video games be discussed of /v/
>>562793025Is this the long-awaited Gummy Bears collab?
>>562794837Oy vey! Of course it's just you. Why would it not be just you? Food wouldn't magically be spoiling faster just because of the lockdowns, that's ridiculous!>>562795239I've seen that sloptuber's videos and he'll always blame something like reheated pasta and ignore something else absolutely retarded like the person drinking two bottles of pepto because their tummy hort.
>oh no I HAVE to post in /v/ I can't post anywhere else where people still actively discuss the game >Except when I want to bitch that they're kicking a general out of /v/ then I'll make it /vg/'s problem instead of just talking about the game here!Actually somehow worse than JPniggers
>>562795440Do a career anon, do it for her!
>>562795191>is this general filled with massive paypigs that will throw 5 digits to Cyjews?always has beenYou can check the /uma/ CM rooms for proof
>>562794506Are they dry noodles? Did you keep those in a dry cold place? Is the package still unopened? They look like new and there's no signs of rot or any other intrusive element on them?If the answer to all those is yes, they're good. Dry noodles can last a lifetime with enough care>>562794837Expiration dates are mostly a psy-opSome "expired" foods are fine because those dates are, assuming proper precautions, an educated estimate made in order for you to consume the product without the risk of lawsuits from intoxication, but they realized some people will obey the date and not check the food so they make it shorter and are content with you tossing good food and buying more because the pandemic taught them the revenue loss is minimalProtip: "best by" dates mean the food in itself will be good for consumption basically forever, and same thing with most canned foods. What can go bad is the package, either by breaking and allowing toxic materials or organisms to infect the food, or because the package itself, like a can, deteriorates and makes the food inedible. If the package says "best by", and the package and care is perfect, it'll only taste worse, but you can eat it.
>>562795487Maru should be in front just like Scorpio, for Taurus she gets 9.6 seconds of .4 accel on a near perfect point
>>562795469we are not botting, simple as that, this event will get anyone that bots banned, its a trap placed by cygays
>>562795506https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meetingThe upcoming CM's track layout and other details are highlighted here, now go deepen your understanding of the game.
>clicking next button broken all aptitude test>fixed within 1hr for falco event >commit is called "I can put this back now"Nigger
>>562795243CM12 scrim10544722
>>562792464What was he thinking?
>>562795002not even an event is going to make me suffer through MANT for more than once a day
>>562795473Bourbon owes me sex
>>562795327>No autoplay>No spark reroll>The two worst events since launch happening back to back within about a week of each other.They really don't care if Global is EoS by the actual one year anniversary.
W-waitkita is good in a medium????
>>562795724I think you should eat your vegetables.
>have hoguri>but can also just rerun vb-kita-smaru front oshi again like in pisceshmmmmmmmm
Just noticed you get +80k fans if you run Falcon card
>>562795327Fuck em, let cygays know they need to put in more effort to keep the players
I just realized I was running on the wrong style for the entirety of my MANT career
>>562795590Tbf, where else are they gonna organize? I don't want em here either but there's no other alternative it's not like clubs can communicate
>>562795790Run Front Hoguri
>>562795660Why would Tosher do this
>>562795773I already do.Your response?
>no Kitasan>no Seiun Skywhy do I even bother with fronts
>>562793538Yeah they fucked up and there's still a couple things they could have done but its all stuff they should have done beforehand. >>562793682Correct. Making threads not daily. That's one thing. Too little too late though.>>562793705Not hard to tell if you've been around for some time.>>562794359Is that a situation similar to them? If so then yeah, they should do whatever they did.>>562794112If it was that post from last thread that guy monumentally fucked up loool and that's putting aside the attitude from mods. You needed someone smarter than that for sure and not someone who was going to speak and argue in the typical /v/tard fashion.
go ahead, tell smart falcon all the fans you got are in reality bots, see how her heart breaks in pieces
>>562795661Need 3 morePlease join
>>562795602You can do it anon! one more career! do it for falco and all of her cute friends!I'll bless your run for better spark luck too!
>>562795661w-where are the xobuhis
>>562795517Video games such as Twitter Screencaps and Steam Charts
>>562795790I'll go both waysI'll train HOguri, but I'll train Kita and VBAs a safe measure, I'll ready 2 dominators in case my fronts can't get me wins
>>562795327I don't wanna grind 40 minute fan runs when I should be doing ace runs
>>562795861You should be honest and apologize.
generals aren't allowed unless it's that western incest visual novel
>>562795882It's fine everyone bots nowadays
>>562795517I get your frustration bwo, but you're out of options. You have to play ball with the mods if you want to keep your community alive.
>>562795882She's an idol. She knows, and doesn't care because it's better than sucking stinky producer cock
>>562795506anon already mentioned gametoradovetailing, I recommend an umalator. I use this one: https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/It's great for seeing what accels will proc at good times and for determining what stamina level is enough for a given CM
>>562795918waifufags run scrims
>6 hours into the event>not even 100B
>>562795846Club reset head start
sweaty bbw umas
>>562795882Global being way below the threshold is a good thingThat way Cygames will lower the event points needed for future content in Global. Global is not sweaty like JPiggers and respect Global culture. They need to adapt or die like the rest.
>>562795942But MANT ace runs are fun runs
>>562795661>>562795918CM12 scrim16887780
This is probably the worst fucking event they ever could've done because now we're going to have retarded numberfags shitting up the thread constantly.
>>562796127yep yep!
>>562795921Don't forget 50 porn threads at any given moment for franchises the jannies personally goon to. I swear I could've spotted at least a whole page dedicated to that resident evil bitch last time I was on that shithole
>>562796165why does marvelous have such huge tits
If I want to run End XOguri, do I need Daring, or I'm fine with Spurt and NSM?
>>562796214>nowThey come and go newfriend...
>>562795506Gametora is all you need. If you want to go a step above, like a herculean step then install Hakuraku.
Cygays is just going to rig the count during SEA hours when burgers are asleep anyways
>>562796251Because she was made for me and I love her
>>562796203>neckI believe in kitafriends
>>562795251>>562795454So does this mean more /vg/ club member fodder? This is good news, we were starting to look dry on new people
Is unity better for the droite event point grind since it takes about half as long as mant?
>>562791008it doesn't even work does it? events that add a new button to career usually break it
>>562796203CM12 scrim77297556
I cooked the noodles, they didn't have any mold and didn't smell bad and they taste fine so far, wish me luck
>>562796526hogbros??
>>562795660>>562795846Sweepy has a history of crippling his own bot right before/right after club reset
I thought Kitasan was bad on this track bros? Victory Cheer actually works?
>first run post resetZamn, new record.
>>562796568one less xoguritard for CM12thank you for your sacrifice
>>562795959I'm sorry.
>>562796461let's be honest this isn't rape
>>562795517Either way, take the advice people have genuinely given you and /v/ seriously. I can see exactly why that other guy failed now when all of you are this hard-headed.
>>562796624It is if you don't want it
>>562796343anon this is SEA hours
>>562796656can you name a single poster here who wouldn't want it
>>562795875>If it was that post from last thread that guy monumentally fucked up looolNo, it was this conversation one of our guys had like 2 weeks ago there https://files.catbox.moe/1o3z9i.png Personally to me the situation seemed hopeless, for a while some mods have wanted the threads to go. There's nothing to discuss if the decision has been made and they don't explain reasons or thresholds to avoid. Personally I would be happy with like 1 thread every 3 days or somethin but controling a mass of users this big is hard. Especially when there are malicious actors making falseflag threads or just pissed at the jannies and spamming threads.
>>562791259>>562791380where was she when I was a little boy...
>>562796568What brand n flavor you munchin?
What are you getting with Falcon's SSR ticket, bwos?
>>562796443Bro they have 10 clubs and their own lurkers, If anything it's more competition.
>>562796568I made spiced potatoes (garlic pepper cayenne salt) and covered it with beef and chicken smothered in savory sauce fukkin' delicious
>>562796526CM12 scrim20922334
>>562796701It's not a selector
>>562796680Me.
>>562796701It's a random ticket gwoski...
>>562796589it doesn't work for the reason you think it does. Plugging it into gaslight sims have it trigger before late race 3/4th of the duration. But that makes it give pretty good speed carry over
>>562796613yeah I got 815k this morning and don't get it, my TT umas are pretty mediocre
>>562796821>>562796796What are you hoping for then?
>>562796568Is this Oguriposter my dancho? FUCK
>>562796716Advertising their clubs on our board? That isn't going to slideDisband and assimilate, or die in darkness
>>562796696it's all mindset bwo, find a girl willing to do that with you
>>562796698indomie noodles I didn't use the sauces cause I figured that has a higher chance of turning bad so I added some spices from the cupboard instead>>562796905nyo
>>562796895Yukino Bijin Wit
>>562796895Creek or another Yeppers to LB1 it
>>562796801fag
>>562796895Give me Yeppers
>xoguri didn't ult after proccing both u=ma2 and 777>she failed both hydrate and corner recovery at 1150 witHoly shit I sure wish this doesn't happen to me during the finals haha..
>>562796943>indomieI feel like that'd be pretty easy to spoil, but I'd never let indomie spoil in the first place. Shit's delicious and is super easy to get from konbinis and also cheap
>>562797004I've been taught never to stick my dick in crazy.
>>562796895creek
>/v/uma has 10 clubsWhat? How the fuck do they have so many, no wonder its treated like a general.
>>562796262>spurtbwo...
>>562796463PLEASE RESPOND
>>562790758They fear the power of 5head
I would rape Copano Rickey and it would be morally correct so that way she won't try to fuck underage boys.
>>562797105Cultural phenomenon.
>>562797050That depends if I get a 7 or not, if I do then you will fail your wit checks
>>562796895You're not earning enough fans for the SSR ticket.
>>562796776CM12 scrim52975886
>>562797117Maybe they mean curvatureway spurt
>2 day event>need 2 trillion fans for the ticket reward>almost half a day already>not even at 500 billion fans
Oh cygames...
how is everyones oshi build coming up? this is the best i have so far but i still have time to keep tryinggood luck oshi gamers! keep it buono!
>>562797105Any /v/ma thread was the fastest on the board by a mile because it's one of the few things that had a large audience and a lot to talk about
>it's just the Xog and Front showLatekeks not like this...
HOLY FUAAAAAAAAAARK READ THIS ASAP
>>562797137>so that way she won't try to fuck underage boys.unlike the president of america lmao
>>562797239Were only 6 hours in retard. Go to sleep Ameritards who cant even do math
>>562797243>pace with no nsm/nimblegwo...
>>562797239>Event starter 5 hours ago >Almost half a day Are you retarded
>>562797105which one is the biggest or most notable?
>>562797243She needs better skills but this is what I have so far.
>>562797243With those cards, you can push alot more better than what you currently have
>>562797059Yeah I like them a lot, stopped eating noodles for a while and had a random urge today and found out the few ones I had left expired. They seem to be fine to eat anyway though.
>>562797105Yeah but do they have an S club
I don't want to get raped by japanese ojisans...
>>562796681The problem is you guys are fucking stubborn. That's literally the whole fucking issue. God it's so fitting for /v/.You can't fuckin win a fight against the mods, you need to get that through your head first. You will NOT win. You may be able to sneak a thread or two, but they can still purge you whenever they want and they have even more reason to do it if you guys come across as unlikeable, hostile cunts.There's a million different ways you can make your case about being allowed in /v/. It's a large and organic community, you want something different that /uma/ cant offer you (for example: slower, comfier threads), you have your own separate thread culture, your threads are a target of harassment BUT NOT BY MODS but by trolls. Etc, theres so many ways you guys can approach this and you guys are digging your heels in the BWO IM JUST DISCUSSING VIDYA angle which when you antagonize the mods even more, makes them MORE justified in purging you.The situation isn't hopeless retard, but don't send a retard to talk to the mods. Send someone who can have a calm, adult conversation and Is willing to hear the mods out and accept demands or changes. Thats the only way you'll survive
>>562796801
>>562797239>>2 day eventit's actually 3
>>562797179Need 3 more Please join
>>562797453of course i can but im still at the mercy of RNG
>>562797105all B btw
>>562797105It's no meme the biggest thread on /v/. This was CM day. It was literally just people posting results, seething or celebrating, posting builds and running races after. The reason the jannies are trying to kill it, from what I get, is that it's TOO active, there's too many threads and posts being made compared to everything else the board has to offer, so it has to go.
>>562797502>Suzuka bailing on classes to go run >Stego bailing on classes to go on her tripsI feel bad for Air Groove but those two are really similar in some aspects. It's even acknowledged in Stego's career.
>last scrim that Xoguri won they didn't need any accel outside their ult to even winI'm nyoooooticing
>>5627972430LB NTRWhy even bother
>>562797590that'scertainly interestinguma is such an active community wtf. Imagine the boards we'd run if all our ppm were combined
>>562797502What makes you think the mods are reasonable in the first place? They're fucking unpaid 4chan jannies, it's already a chore for the most useless of society's trash. /v/ didn't become a shithole in a vacuum.
>>562795191Better to get specialist cards for the one style you play the most as a f2p if you want to stay competitive than getting generalist cards with random skills
>>562797590Jesus fucking christ.
>>562797763/uma/ board when
>>562797179Last scrim35632274
>>562797416oy neigh is their /uma/club
FAT
Purple border for LV6 and 7.
I wish they would release autoplay alreadyI wanna passively get parents and use my TP legally while posting and wanking to umaporn on /uma/
>>562797858Uhhh Xogbros?
>>562797728The only time my non-lates win in lobbies is if there are no Xguris
>>562797343The thirder pounder just doesn't hit the same.
>>562792574here ya go
>>562797416Oy neigh is the biggest one i think, it was near S I think, the other 9, 5 more are A+ or A and the other are B+ casual shit iirc
>>562797590This is purely just theoretical, but how would an /uma/ board pan out? Is there enough of us for it to work? If it does end up like /vt/ anyway
>>562797884I beat my meat to sweepy while sweepy beats Uma for me
>>562797952STAMINA DURAMENTE IS NOT GENERIC. YOU GET NOTHING SKILLWISE IF YOU'RE RUNNING END CLOSER. SHE'S JUST A VERY GOOD STAT STICK.
>>562797882Umas get MORE skills? woaw
>>562797343people sleep for 8 hours, retard. 6 hours is almost half a day unless you're gonna grind in your sleep
>>562797861>A>not even A+
>>562797882waheyyyy
/uma/ vs /v/ma danchou derby
>>562798039>people sleep for 8 hoursgiwtwm
>>562797858Need 3 more
>>562798010IF YOU'RE NOT RUNNING ENDCLOSER*Teio isn't Generic either, and she lacks the Skill Point Bonus so you need to run someone other than Ai (probably Air Groove) on top of her.
>>562798010>Duramente isn't generic>she's just a very good stat stickuh.........a-anon?
>>562797779Its your best shot bwo, I think you have a community worth trying to salvage. So, take my advice or don't. I'm just saying, if fucking /v/hu survived you can. Just be nicer and stop digging your heels in. Try to find some terms you guys can tolerate
>>562798039>people sleep for 8 hoursBiggest bullshit I've heard, its between 4-6
>>562798039anon I....
>>562798039I wish I could get 8 hours
>>562796681Haven't seen that one then. Reading through it that ALSO looks badly handled too. You are right that by this point its already grim but thats also horribly handled too reads again like the typical /v/tard arguing. >Personally I would be happy with like 1 thread every 3 days or somethin but controling a mass of users this big is hard. Especially when there are malicious actors making falseflag threads or just pissed at the jannies and spamming threads.Just because (You) are fine does not mean everyone else is. I don't know the full situation. But let's be honest, even if there were no malicious actors or whatever, /v/ isn't exactly filled to the brim with mature, bright anons.>>562797779I mean he has a point its not about right or wrong. this is exactly the kind of thing we're all mentioning lol
>>562798163If you want a generic stat stick then Bouquet is probably better. She also works even at 0lb
>>562798163When there are genuine "generic" cards that grant you neutral skills that work on ANY position/length, like Ai, Speed Tamamo, Stay Gold etc, then calling fucking Stamina Duramente Generic is fucking retarded because she shits endcloser skills.
We can't fucking make this lmaoI thought 50% of this game was botters? I thought every high level club botted? Lying fuckers. Fucking lying little bastards.What's the projection, like, 1T?
>>562798039>he fell for the sleep memengmi
>>562792574Imo speed air groove is borderline mandatory for sp in the BC scenario. It’s skills are specifically for medium/pace/late though
>>562797838>>562797998/jp/, /mlp/ and /vp/ are some of the biggest shitholes on this site. Imagine every schizo here having a thread to discuss his favorite uma's panties color, and just spamming AIslop and borderline ERPing there with 3 other faggots. And imagine him doing that for over 10 years, becoming more and more insane and deranged the more time passes. Whole boards for specific series are a terrible idea, and it's mostly used for containment.
what would your trainee think about you sleeping so little, torena sansYou're going to worry them
>>562798064they refuse to purge the casuals, none of their clubs have any quotas either. Back in the unity era they were all A+ but no quotas is unsustainable during MANT.
>>562798121/v/ma wins if big nigger Suzuka is viable
>>562798039i slept for 6 hours today...
>>562798270sweepy will make Icarus public on the final day
>>562798269Power Tamamo*For fucks' sake I should go to sleep it's midnight
>>562798270Eden apparently didn't want to bot it out, since JPfags might cry and bitch about it. t. insider
>>562798039I sleep for 10 hours every day though.
>>562798121Since we're talking about derby races I am back once again asking for a hags vs lolis derby. The question must be answered who are the superior racists
Cygames gave JP the Get Zero song when they reached the goal, will they release another Falco song for Globalgawds?
Ryuji Wada reunited with Wonder Acute recentlyhttps://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/2041343036635189344
>>562797858>still 6/9
>>562798309ERP is already /uma/ culture btw
is lb2 power pasa enoughplease don't laugh
>>562798015Ye.Though it's starting from older cards and only being released like every other month and even unlocking them is a pain in the ass considering most of the pieces for 7 is from like, CMs and shit. It's mostly to try and make older units relevant again.
>>562798270at the very least we'll get the card, but yeah it's fucking over.
post something sleepy
>>562798396>Edeniggers will stomp other clubs durring off months but won't do it for an EventAt least /uma/ club gets to enjoy their extra carats this month...
>>562798562UMA will EOS eventually and we'll have nowhere left to go
>>562798535I use 0LB Pasa just fine
>>562798562
>>562798270These kind of events are always scripted, stop freaking out. Cygames probably isn't even recording our fancounts and just scripted the whole thing
>>562797343The worst thing about Americans isn't that they're stupid, it's the fact that they are so confidently stupid.
Will /uma/ now stop accusing me of metaslaving or tourism because Gold Ship happens to actually be my favourite?
>>562798270I'd imagine if we whiff the SSR card they'll just send in one a few days later
>>562798121Interesting idea, but that would be too hard to coordinate. Danchous could easily just not show up and that'd be that.Would be a series of 2v2s in a room of 12? What would be the punishment - danchous with the most umas at the bottom has their club explodes?
>>562790472/v/ma was literally a disguised general though. You guys simply didn't like the board culture here, otherwise you would've used /vg/. Who are you actually trying to fool here?
>anti America anti Trump Chiyo poster is back
>>562798648No
100b breachednow to do it another 19 times before time runs out
>>562798535I use LB0 pasa but that dumb bitch never finishes her event
>>562797858Thank you for joining
>>562798634Would Cygames really do that to us? Just lie about fan counts?
>>562798757post your kita
>>562798757Thanks for hosting anon!
>>562797998That just sounds like infinity chan or reddit. I'm personally not fond of either
>starving>but already ate today>and out of pb too
>>562798269that's a fair criticism of the supoka tierlist, I'll accept it. Most of the cards are specialized, then. Kitasan less so, but Maruzensky definitely. Pasa too, but everyone will get Pasa anyway.
Want to guess?The only card that would actually help me is another copy of Riko to LB3 her
I still don't understand why my 8* turf 6* power groundworkless seiun sky still gets a lot of borrows
>>562798784yea, stupidbet you think santa is real and the tooth fairy gave you that 2 bucks
>>562798640That's not nice. I'm only confidently stupid when I'm hornyposting. Every other time I'm unconfident and even if I know the exact answer to something anons ask I'll word it carefully.
>>562798634Yeah but does our script include beating JP or will they give us a lower count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-I6XTVZXwwIs this 1200 wit?
>>562798840>pbyou eat lead?
>>562798252>this is exactly the kind of thing we're all mentioning lolIt's literally this, both times you guys went to the IRC you guys threw a tantrum about being deleted instead of trying to be rational human beings and talk to the mod to seek solutions.Literally stop being addicted to rage, bite your tounge when you feel like having a melty, and just talk and try to find solutions. GO WITH A FUCKING PLAN not with accusations. What sounds better to you.>Hey, we are a large community separate from /uma/ that wants to stay in the board, what can we change to stick to the rules but keep our community?Or>Fuck you faggot stop harassing and deleting my 3 threads a day
>>562798891post your hands
kingu love
>Burned 5K carats while listening to One Eyed Dancer to manifest Seiun SkyFUCK
>>562798880
>>562798870Forgot to pic related
>>562798880Post it.
I need Kitaposter and Chiyoposter to kiss
>>562798919>thumbnailnever seen the most brit looking brits in my life
>>562798943Peanut butter, smartass. Peanut butterless ass
>anti trump>anti america>larping as japaneseSakuraberg Chiyonostein Owitz
Can we accelerate global?
>>562798309>Imagine every schizo here having a thread to discuss his favorite uma's panties colorI am ashamed that when I read this, I immediately thought of THAT Kingu imageyou know the one
>>562790559Told them im hopelessly addicted to umanko
Why is everyone throwing a fucking fit today
Do not carrots in burgers
>>562799040The derby was promised to her 6 million years ago.
>>562798270SEA will handle it they have more freetime
>>562798309Oh boy do I have some news for you about /uma/ then. You are not gonna like it here.
>>562798943peanut buttabut that would explain me being the way I am
>>562799062Post Easter sugar crash
>>562799062/v/ refugees proving why they deserve all they get
>>562798786+ angling
>>562798691Doubt that's gonna happen. I think this migration if we can even call that is temporary.
>>562798870>>562799018Ryan Guts
>>562799040>>562798710Uh oh, looks like someone's fee-fees got hurt
>>562798943Penis Balls lol
>>562798704If a video game is popular it will become a "general". So discussing popular video games on /v/ is somehow not allowed. The general rule is retarded and killed actual vidya discussion on /v/
>>562799175no one believes this
>>562798918My guess is 5-10% over the minimum for the ticket
>>562798959>Hey, we are a large community separate from /uma/ that wants to stay in the board, what can we change to stick to the rules but keep our community?sounds like you ought to be the /v/ma ambassador, anon. Very simply, and diplomatically put.
>>562799150nothing too stand out then, aside from EAI'll see if I can cook up something similar. Thanks
>>562799169Yeah, yours(((Jew))) got caught
Did JP also have 3 days for this and we're just bums
>>56279917599% of the users and 100% of the moderators being complete idiots killed any positive potential that /v/ had. It's not just some particular rule.
>>562799062I DID MY PART AND WILL NOT GET MY F2P SELECTOR FUCK THIS DEAD GAME
>>562793275I only have one dead follower but I keep him because he has the oguri Cap ssr
>>562799265Kita could've had Killer Tunes too but Pasa wasn't feeling it that day
>>562799319No, WE HIJACKED THE THREAD FORM THEM HAHAHA
>>562798848Pasa at least has two options, one being a neutral skill (Professor) and then the one that's Pace/Late geared, which makes her far more neutral than, say, Maruzensky yeah. The game has a lot of specialized cards and very little generic ones. Either make a tier of "good stat stick" or just separate them and let people do what they think is best. That said this is heavily outdated because Finemo (power) is definitely a must get even if not completely generic and so is Air Groove (speed) if you're running a medium length Uma and/or pace/late Uma.
>server only on track to 1.2 trillion by the end of the event
>>562799158Well it's GUTS alright, but a worse one
>>562798959>>Hey, we are a large community separate from /uma/ that wants to stay in the board, what can we change to stick to the rules but keep our community?I mean he really did try exactly that. Unironically read this and tell me you can reason with this person.
>>562798962I'm good for now chiyoposter-kun. My hands aren't as cute as Mr. Blue Collar Worker's but I still don't want to be called out right now. If you just want to call me brown or whatever go ahead.
>>562799349>did my part>3.5mglad you're not in my club
Rooms?
>>562798689I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>562799031clanker
>>562799394It's scripted
>>562798471cute grandma
>>562799261I don't post there so I wouldn't even know what to say, I'm just you know. Being an adult and offering real solutions? Something /v/tards can't grasp.
>>562799471Arima D+ only awful mood room take it or leave it
>>562798891Post sexy Fine Motion.
>>562799394They deliberately start the fake count low to make the sloptubers make videos about it, then when the hype is generated they increase the fan count and "the community" pulls together and "wins" by the end, thereby generating positive feelings and keeping us enslaved for a little while longer.
>>562798471
>>562799435dober rape
>>562799497>points go from 1.2T to 4T in an hour
>>562799175Jeez. So oblivious.>>562799429No lol. You also cropped out the rest of it. You guys are addicted to being outraged.
>>562799175C'mon man be honest with yourself. You guys said it a gorillion times even, /vg/ board culture was just not to your taste so you wanted to stay on /v/. You were obviously making a general thread and trying to sneak it past the mods with the "wit check".
>>562799595calm down buddy cygames cant even implement qols
>>562799429>yournamehereThat's the brony mod with an army of pet schizos that ruined /geg/, talking to him in the first place is a bad thing. LITERALLY any other mod is better.
>>562799429Man I wish I cared but fuck off with your IRC drama take it to moot.
>>562799230Nigger are you baiting? New games are allowed to spam threads, look at Mewgenics right now, E33 when that released, Elden Ring/Nightreign when they released. After a while the threads either die out or the jannies start deleting them.That's the entire reason I came to /vg/ in the first place because a different game I liked became primarily /vg/ only>>562799342When good discussion gets banned you're gonna be left with only retards. The rule is a big reason /v/ is awful. >>562799631I've been posting here since before the first legend races started. People crosspost often, not everyone is a sperg
we askedwe carenow go
>>562799606they'll probably adjust it during 2nd and last day
>>562799031Penis butter>>562798840>>562799171I love a good penis balls and jam sandwich too. It's very childlike but I've not once given a fuck. Its good. I don't cut the crust out though.
>>562799752Shit moot would have posted himself in a Suzuka cosplay a year ago this wouldn't be a conversation we'd be having.
The uncomfortable truth is that /v/ is deliberately cultivated by mods to boost only culture war threads for both revenue and because it helps Mossad.
>>562799859>Penis butterI see, apologies for being presumptuous
I remember when idolm@ster got kicked out of /a/ and forced into vg and they were far less whiny bitches about this
>>562799631This.The only way you retards are going back is if you guys make serious changes and diplomatically talk with the mods. Not having a melty in a public IRC chat and STILL being passive aggressive when we are TRYING to help you. The days of /v/ma as a thread that can reach bump limit in 3 hours 3 times a day are over. What is not over is /v/ma as a whole if you guys just fucking swallow your pride and hear the mods out.
>>562797952So other than the anni and scenario cards, I should plan to get some cards from the styles I want to main?Guess that means speed Falco, Wit Bourbon/Machan, and pow bobo for fronts, and wit mackie, guts finemo and pow ardan for pace?
>>562799761Not everyone is a sperg, yeah But you definitely are Explains the very /v/ like posts too
>log back in after an hour>randomly went up by 30 billionLOOOL THIS SHIT IS SO FAKE
/v/ma is the only general that gets deleted on /v/The mods should at least be consistent in which generals they deleteYou can simply call their attention to the other generals, no?
what does /v/ma have against us againdo they just not like how sweaty this place is
>>562799752moot is dead
>>562799619Look man I think the situation was hopeless from the beginning. The original is right there.I just cropped it to show that he did try your method to no avail>>562799752I'll stop. You are right. Tomorrow most posters will get unbanned though so it's possible they will keep seething for a bit. If I am to stay here I need to adapt. I won't post my hands though, I don't like that.
>>562799962im@s fans are adultsuma fans are manchildren
>>562799859I only started consuming pb in my adulthood because I thought I was always allergic but nope it's other nutsnever tried jam and pb tho, what is best? like strawberry jam? blueberry jam?
>>562799962The difference between people that just wants to talk about their thing and people who don't actually want to discuss but just want their sikrit klub
>>562800043They don't like our schizos and hornyposting. They're very sweaty too.
>>562799996I am literally not from /v/ bwo, dunno why it's so hard for you to understand that
TB is a shit scenario because there's no chance of sex with your uma being given in January
>>562800039They're kids who only whine and never find solutions>>562800043We have a thread and they don't lol
>>562800043/v/ is less skilled at the gameThey are browner given how mad they got at the burger mob umasThey are probably the reason this thread gets shittier when /v/ threads get taken downAnd most of all they are littering this thread with that drama as if this thread should case, boohoo they didn't want to be here to begin with, get a discord or something but don't come here
>>562800026
>>562800164Post-race sweaty tired super heated umapyoi
>>562800043We kill frogposters on sight, for one
>>562800149>in the same club as this autist
if /v/ma was smart they would just go and make a general in /trash/even kpop has a 24/7 general there, it's free real estate
>>562799912BASED CHIYOPOSTER
this event story is fucking boring.is this what yuri fans are actually clamoring for?
>>562799952No worries. You try strawberry jam with it ever? It's actually quite good.>>562800118I always loved grape jelly since I was a child but lately I've tried some strawberry jam and it really rapes! Blueberry jam is what I'm gonna do next.
>>562800164Face it, even if there was, even then you'd never have sex
>>562800209The only time I've seen an event in gacha not be scripted is when gooks took nearly a week to finish a raid in FGO
>>562800148>deals with some porn and schizos that you can just ignore>or become the equivalent persecuted joos in ww2 germany
>>562800026All me
Which one is better as 4th back up? (got U=Ma, Hydrate and 777)
>>562800264no you're not
>>562800164I don't want to have secks with umas.
>>562800118Nta I like grape jelly. Strawberry is a classic but it gets old after a while
>>562800340They banned their whole thread today. Their status as jews hiding in the walls or refugees migrating to other countries begins now.
>>562800026Nah I got my bots working around the clock. You're welcome
>>562800373preferred position
>>562800373U=ma is a good recovery?
>>562800026>>562800209I just booted up my sweepers.
Wait what I thought all umas are already idols? What makes falco special?
>>562800429>they're the equivalent of jewsBased janny, now kill another 6 billion
>>562800272How do you know that, you filthy mambo scum
>>562800085>he did try your method to no availOh my God, you people can't do ANYTHING>Boo hoo one guy tried with the worst mod in the site and no one else did and im so sad woe is me its over and nothing can fix it and no i will not try to do anything because im a limp dicked pussy :(Fuck off already, do something instead of whining
>>562800464until you encounter frontGODS
>>562800481She's the only uma that wants to be a virgin and not a trainer rapist
>>562800481Her spherical nature
>>562800464It's back up for 777. Proc at the same place.
>>562800464Triggers about the same time as 777 if you're in the right position
>>562800068no hes not. if anything hes more alive than the rest of us. hes free. he made it.
>>562800481Nothing, she's quite dull and boring, actually
>>562800378
>>562800481She's a volcel who wants to have sex
>>562800481she's an attention whore
>>562800481She wants to be an idol first, a racer second rather than just being an uma that occasionally sings.
Good morning!
>>562800481she makes it her job while other umas just do it naturally
>>562800149Oh wow. Same club. That's... a bummer. Yeah, I'm just going to pretend I never saw this.
>>562800454Missionary as the goddesses intended
>>562800149Wtf is /inu/
>>562800625It's 1am
>>562800149Your Danchud should stop switching names for memes
>>562800673I will cum inside you
>>562800682Uhhh indian need uma
>>562800481Uhhhh your weren't supposed to ask that
>>562800568>Create a site to discuss anime>Accidentally become famous and influential to a bunch of nerds on the internet>Catch the attention of literally Satan>Get raped in the pedo island by satanic jewish billionaires so they can use your site to manipulate the masses of impressionable young angry men, or else...Anon... I wouldn't call moot free...
>>562800673Considering how they treat us during umapyoi, I think the way the goddesses intended was cowgirl with you tied up and gagged
The real highroll was the friends we made along the way.
>>562800682Inuyasha
>/uma/ club were all /v/ tardsGenerational aura loss.
Good umanight
>>562800693No it's not. It's just past 7am.
>he fell for it
>>562800813good night dachhi
>>562800597edited image>>562800682/uma/club>>562800710A 1 week name change is sometimes a reward for winning club races
>bitching about /v/ moderation and suddenly JPniggers go quiet Hmmmm
>>562800481It's cuz Falco puts in the extra effort on the idol part and promotes herself as an umadol whereas most people will do the bare minimum.Someone like Brian won't put in nearly as many hours as singing and dancing as Falco
>>562800787Machan singlehandedly makes me want to play Fr*nts
>>562800373Hatted and medium S. Too bad only one hammer at finale and no rainbow on first summer or she would have been perfected.
>>562800568moot was skinned alive in 2012 and his puppet walks on this earth
>>562800736Cover up slut
Can the Falcon event be done on URA or only on MANT?
>>562800149worst PR to ever hit /uma/ club
I know human women can sometimes randomly give birth to umas, but is the opposite true?
>>562800936It's rigged so do whatever
*blocks your path*
>>562800839>edited imageyou can stop embarrassing yourself now, autist
>>562800481Because no one is watching her mud races so she has to compensate
>>562800870Do it. I fell in love with her and decided to pivot my plans from late to front.
>>562800802N-No aura loss!! We're stone and tarring him as we speak! Come to think of it anyone can look up clubs so it might just be a random pick. This kind of thing has happened before...
>>562800758Tbh I always wondered why he nuked his entire Internet presence and vanished. Being a victim of Epstein kinda makes it make sense...
>>562800949They have a literal redditor already, /v/ can't be worse than that
How do we beat Oguri in this CM?
>6 hours and only 100K M doneWe are not getting that free ticket.
>>562800987Beast mode
>>562800043/v/ doesnt play video games they just flaunt their faggotry around and complain about black people in video games
>>562800957No, umas can only make other umas or human boys. >>562801056>beatYou mean join, right?
>do basically all long races for mission>still get these stats
Machan is a frontrunner? Nice
>>562801072It's rigged gwo...
>>562800839If /inu/ is an /uma/ club how come I never ever see it discussed here...
I did my part. Goodnight /uma/
>>562800971I need the individual rewards tho
>>562800987oh well, fair enough. Go grind more fans so we get S+ gibs
>>562801086she's gonna pull your pants down in front of SPICA and they're all gonna laugh btw
>>562800936Can be done on URA just stack on fan bonus cards and run a bunch of G1s
To be fair you need to be autistic to farm enough fans manually to be in a S club
machan's fat tits and plump thighs
>>562801072It's rigged bwohere are my sources: I feel it's rigged
>>562801152I kneel
>>562801090How do I join?
>>562801215>they're all gonna laughExcept Kitasan who is unknowingly drooling
>>562801135she should feed me those chocolates mouth to mouth
>>562801215>>562801086i want to fuck the shit out of this horse
>>562799963>>562799631>trying to reason with loony troon mods like ABIB and JeetApe about board quality>trying to reason with the loony troon mods that let /qa/ fester about board quality>trying to reason with the loony troon mods that let the hack happen because no one bothered to update the site for over a decade about board qualityNOW THIS IS A GASLIGHT
>>562801150>>562801260Let' see it they will make it obvious or not. At this rate it will ended at 1.2 Trillions
>>562801056Double dom and pray, you're not beating her without cheatingSeiun is probably the most consistent at winning vs her if she hits rod
>>562801341What the fuck is a horse?
behave or i'm putting your favorite in the slide
we're gonna get bodied
>>562801407What slide
>>562801229Machan's fat titties and thighs here. You rang?
>>562801428>Cygames didn't rig Japan's fans>they had to rig it for GlobalJPBros... gomenasorry...
>>562801436>he doesn't knyow
>>562801428The fan count is fake so who cares
>>562801407You don't know my favorite
good morning umadacchi what are we angry about today
>>562801485THICKER
>>562801495But Rice loves the slide
They can easily prevent this if they can observe the total daily fan rate before setting the goal.
Just finished a Dia run that was downright decadent. I took every single worthwhile skill that I see and I still have 262 points left over. My choices of the dregs left are:Anchors Aweigh (inherit): 160Competitive Spirit: 72, 88Corner Acceleration: 144Up-Tempo: 144Subdued Front Runners: 117Thunderbolt Step: 112Fighter: 84Lucky Seven: 77Everything else is a recovery she doesn't need, pure positioning, or not-late style. Which of these garbage skills is actually worth the remaining points?
>>562801485YesI would like to have sex with you
>>562801516my anus
Okay I feel whoever is shilling "hybrid" debuffers is mega gaslightingLiterally each one I saw was a 5th place machine and a lot of the times they don't even proc dom because they have better midrace than the full debuffers
Can you make sweepy work by usb debugging an android phone and using scrcpy? Mumu just crashes uma 5 minutes into any run.
>>562801516the jews
stop ERPing in the club chat!
>>562800909mmmm nyo.
Daiwa said me denying her umapyoi until she wins her next G1 is a form of abuse
>>562801516DAITAKU HELIOS
i will run three aces and no debuffers, simple as
>>562801485Her one alt with the insane thigh skindentation.....
I just abandoned 3 borrows sorry bwos I'm the reason we won't make it...
>>562801495What do I not know
>>562801626Yeah lets move it here
>>562801618Get more VRAM or don't use your PC at all while sweeping nigga
>>562801593Lucky Seven and Fighter
>>562801428reminder that the 2 trillion is a guaranteed bot meaning nips actually only farmed 1.3 trillion
>>562801485NTA but I brake for Machan's fat titties and thighs
>>562801626Need a club like this>>562801618Did he set the timer....
>>562801676Danchou will be sad
Dig here, Windy!*sweep pants*
>>562801631No plane privileges then. You're grounded missy
>>562801428I mean there's way less japanese people than not, in theory we could do it.
>>562801618Mumu is a Bitcoin miner anyway don't use it
>>562801713I need my vram to play spt tarkov
>>562801686My ant instantly got horny from this image, wtf!! What's in this!!
>>562801593Up Tempo + Subdued Front Runners or Fighter
>>562801436Their dignity? Destroyed.
>the biggest joke of umaJP>only cuckold in uma musume>her event marks the first global failure
>>562801783I accept this fate.
>>562801686Post the full image
Why did everyone turn off the bots when it actually matters
Make a New Threadblazer
I don't think global can clear this falco event ngl
>>562801781Don't cry when she bites it off
>>562801803why are you Russian
Be nicer to her
>>562801732Qrd?
>>562801797nta but with how much I pay attention to my system resources, I would've noticed that by now if it was. Sure it's not as light as bluestacks but it's also not demanding like 10gb of harddrive space like bluestacks did eventually because it keeps getting more and more bloated.
>>562801825Nvm up-tempo only works from 5th onwards and Dia will most likely run as 8th or 9th for most of the race since this is Xoguri + Front central. I'd take Subdued Fronts though. Fuck SMaru and Bourbonfags.
>everyone stares at trainer worriedly as he buys hand cream again and again
>>562801842Falcy...
>>562801842>>562801909I just got here for the first time today what's going on
>>562801967I don't care for false idols
>seethe about the Falco event>start seething about /v/>Falco seethe stops>stop seething about /v/>Falco seethe continuesLiterally just JP troons shitting up this general
>>562802040global is hard failing the falco event (they'll probably just script the win but it's clear global choked)
>>562802016Look my hands get chaffed really easily, ok?
did someone say machan's fat titties and thighs
>>562802016How else are you gonna keep your hands off your trainee if you don't furiously jerk off every day in the schedule?
>700k on tuesdayI'm not safe, am I...
round love
>>562802101You should make her go on a diet
>>562801968Cygames or cyTARDS as I call them would never allow their image to be Tarnished with a failed event because it would imply the game is dying which means there is a safety net in place that will always boost the score up to 2trillion gradually so that all rewards are acquired. The remaining total is the actual number of fans the server gathered I reckon we are only on pace to hit about 2.7 trillion though.
Why doesn't Falco just go run on turf
>>562801785Dumbass JP has 2x the Uma global playerbase. Just compare their TT numbers to ours
>>562802101I need to have sex with them
>>562802138You should SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>562802057Jpniggers are an actual blight and need to be made to fuck off
Haven't seen a Kingu CM win here for a long while, where are they
>>562801714>>562801825>>562801994oh boy. well I doubt it makes a huge difference either way. surprised to see fighter as the rec, I thought it was genuinely worthless buuuut
If Machan wants to be remembered why doesn't she just strips and runs dressed like a Nikke character? She has the body to pull it off. Is she stupid?
>>562801909Yeah, I'm also wondering why did seanigs and chinks stopped botting at the exact event where botting shouldn't be shunnedDo you all just hate falco in specific or what?
>>562801909This will never not be funny to me. How utterly useless can one dev and bot be? Good at nothing failed at everything
>>562802138why are you gay
>>562802223Don't forget lucky 7
>>562802223Fighter is groundwork for Lates
>>562802201Cheerleader Kingu is out in a few weeks, she'll have her time to really shine.
>>562802228She's busy with plans for her own anime.Mayano doesn't know this, and when she founds out, she's NOT going to be happy.
>>562801842>only cuckold in uma musumeElaborate
Do you guys consume any other Umamusume media besides the game? Like you go to live events or anything like that?
>>562802352You big dummy.
Good night umadacchiesHopefully tomorrow is better
To all treyna everywhere please listenplease believe in yourself if we the treynas do 3 runs per day that's 2 million fans per person. and with 2 million fans per person we only need 1000 treynas to hit 2 trillion. treyna ganbare! pull together now and we can defeat evil Falcoty
>>562802389I watched Cingrey, I didn't go to any races while I was in Japan
>>562802382>hot springs event where she chooses idol life over (You)>gets cucked hard by light hello next scenario
They should have held the event on weekend. It was 3 days off. This week I got lot of shit to follow up too.
>>562802389pakatube
>>562802389you watched the anime right
>>562802389I want to eat the TopRo goblin plush
>>562802223All those skills are kinda bad desu.Competitive Spirit seems... decent. People like late gamblers but I dobut you'll encounter 5 late rooms unless you are running 3 lates yourself.Up Tempo is the same, can work if you run 3 lates.Fighter can be clutch but it's generally shit. Very cheap though, that makes it... meh, but not completely useless!Subdued Fronts won't matter since stam won't be an issue. Hesitant would be good but whatever.Corner accel is too expensive and kinda shit. It CAN work though,Anchors Aweigh inherit is garbage.Step is garbage.Lucky Seven is Lucky Seven
>>562802464Just get a meme job that allows you to play uma
>>562801178okay, sorry for calling you autistic
Can I insta fail a run in URA with the Falco card equiped and get 80k fans anyway? Might have to do that instead of playing full careers
>>562802565Any job with sweepy
>>562802389Pakatube, watched S1 a while ago and Cingrey more recently. By proxy I started to attend local races.
>>562802201>Kingu can run all four distances with minimal or even no intervention>Could be converted to end closer where appropriatethere was an opportunity during the MANT era that hasn't been taken
which club do I join
>>562802647>>562802201her unique is fucking dogshiteven if you can use her anywhere she's essentially a NPC uma, you're trying to win with just base skills (similar problem top gun has)
>>562802705mambo
No, I ain't grinding shit on a weekday. Fuck off.
>>562802638>from S1 to cingray
>>562802724Topgun's defacto ult is NSM
>failing the falco eventGlobal is NOT beating the larper allegations
>>562800294>>562800380okay! noted noted...
Fuck Falkek I'm already almost done with the gay ballroom event
>>562802747One of the days I'll watch Teio's and Kitasan's anime.
>>562802747If I wanted to watch Teio moan I'd just have (unprotected) sex with her again
>>562802531I actually might run 3 lates myself. I don't have any meta fronts or paces for this CM, so it's either gonna be Dia/two late debuffs, or Dia/two end aces. Haven't decided yet. I'm leaning comp spirit, lucky seven, fighter.
sorry for sounding like a retard because I am, but how important is outerswell/rising dragon?
>>562802724iirc it's just Vodka or Grass' generic speed up but the RNG is not getting rushed right? The lack of position requirement is presumably the trade for not getting rushed which cannot be mitigated
>>562802884Very little, like, bottom tier late surger skill
1 front 2 late or 1 dom 2 late?
>>562802884It's a gambling skillReeeallly good when it procsIt never procs, thoughNever
>>562802389the pornduh
Teio steppy
>>562802941>1 front in mediumpretty awful idea, do the other one
>>562802869Don't watch the Kitasan season, it's bad because she does not work as a seasonal MC
>>562803074Is she a rival umadol?
>>562803074TEIO!
>>562802515don't say that....
Smart Falcon is an umadol because the real horse could sing
>losing races punishes you by giving less shop points>winning races does nothing and doesn't give you more shop pointsWho the fuck designed this garbage
>>562802869Don't skip the Kitasan season, you're not a retard who needs to minmax the time used to watch anime horsegirls
>>562803157Gives her my hachimi
>>562803236I don't understand why they hagified her. She looks perfect here
>>562803236Nah I wont skip her, no worries. I'll watch all of it, when the times comes.
>>562803336Are you planning to pull for Nishino Flower by any chance
>use megaphone>forget to use charm
>>562802790Also, if you can, I recommend you make the jam yourself! You only need the fruits, a lot of cane (white) sugar, and some lemon/lime for a pinch of acidity. Not only is it cheaper, but you can use the leftover fruits for other things or snacks, and it tastes better and fresher too! Just don't leave it out like I did, and have some kind of container that you can seal and heat to sterilize. With this you'll make pbjs that absolutely rape and might even be (slightly) healthier.
global exposed as frauds carried by bots was not on my bingo sheet
>>562803232the very same people who designed that>win race = less energy>lose race = more energy
Deio STEBBU :DDDD
should hold the week.
Bowtie TeioLo-fi TeioStovepipe Teio
>>562803394yes but only for meta reasons, just cause I'm a pedo doesn't mean I'm attracted to all kids, I just like the pretty ones and Nishino isn't pretty to me
>>562802389I got into Uma Musume when it first launched because I was a filthy Koebuta at the time and a lot of the CG Converts got my attention, and I stuck with it until the anime, then the game. I want to got a live, and hope to one day, though. I haven't really gone to Japan for lives since CG days.
>>562803405tfw no boywife /uma/ anon who would make me jam
mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>562802941It's 320 points at most to buy Dom so you can just make a Late Rudolf with all the gamble skills and then Dom for when they don't proc it.
>>562803516>just cause I'm a pedo doesn't mean I'm attracted to all kids, I just like the pretty onesGood post.
I glued all 5 borrowsi'm not sorry danchou
>>562803516
>>562803519I realized when I said it first launched I meant with the music. The Starting Gates. I wish I still had my CDs but they got destroyed in a stupid ass flooding that shouldn't have happened.
>>562803569I don't have rudolf
>>562803525Making bread yourself is also great but it's too fucking hard, honestly.>>562803526I'm gonna strangle you, aargh!
>>562803516I really hope you get triple late start next finals
teio? sex
>>562803669Use Grass then
hehe
>>562803634
>>562803405I'm terribly lazy (working on it) but it sounds easy enoughI think I did it in school once actually now that I'm thinking about itthat's fun thoughbut yes it's for sure 'healthier'>>562803525don't say things like this it makes me jealous
>>562803694Making bread is easy with a bread machine
>Faggot Ryan parent run >Losing >give her Pulse >Winning
>>562803669
Well, /uma/?
>>562803634MY SSR RANDOM TICKETGET BACK IN THERE AND GET THOSE FANS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>562803773>uma with no unique loses>uma with unique winsNaruhodo ne
>>562803797how round they are
do botters really think cyjews are gonna ban them because of this event? They can check fan counts anytime...
>>562803827Explain Xoguri
>>562803743>eating grain sludge
>>562803694Baking in general is harder than regular cooking and I respect anyone who can.
>all of falco's events imply you want to run away from her>Any time I hear her she seems like the nicest person everI don't get it :(
>>562803797Falco's spherical head is almost hypnotic
>>56280386415% speed scaling
>>562803797O R BRB
>>562803743you only knead a few minutes though
>>562803737It's quick and easy just don't forget to seal it and then heat it. It can still spoil even if you seal it if you don't sterilize it.>>562803743I meant like from starters, poolish, ingredients, and such.>>562803893I've only made one decent bread so far.
>>562803831>They can check fan counts anytime...Not an issue, it's only a problem once the JP population decides to bitch and cry about it. As long as they say nothing, we're free to bot.
>>562803901Oshi should be as the sunDazzling, warm, brightening your dayBut distantAlways distant
>>562803901she's a creep
We are almost at 1k posts...
What uma do you think would browse /uma/?
>Falco event>lemme run Falco>idiot sparks Turf S>eats all my clocks jobbing sprints to HitlerWhat do I teach Intelligent Avian with my remaining skill points? My TT squad is fucking dire, gonna send her to Mile.
>>562804117Transcend and Air ShakurThat's it
>>562804117Taishin
>>562804117curren 4chan
>>562804158>anti-Taishin posts are all made by herself
>>562804005I should actually start making bread myself but it's just too much mess
>>562804117digitan
>>562804117Definitely Curren
>>562804117Gold City canonically uses umachan
>>562804158Taishin would jiggie
>>562804319>>562804319>>562804319new bread
>>562804117Digital would make horny threads on /uma/, accidentally reveal herself to be an uma musume in Tracen, and have everyone in the thread ask for pics of certain racers’ tits
>>562804257her torena uses it to leak photos of her in the changing room, she' doesn't use it
>>562804334>new bread>ardan opI see what you did...
happy birthday to tsuyoshi
>>562804341>Digital would make horny threads on /uma/oh you mean like >>562804334 ?
>>562798396post proof
>>562804341Would she provide?
I have no reason to post this but I'm leaving this here in case you need it later>>562804362Oh that is clever
