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Big headpats for a big dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODEn2gOkTfsSo next banner is Marche Lorraine, right?
>>562953660wombpats too.
>>562954002do not
>>562954157I never asked for this.
>>562954002
>>562953870It’s gonna be me.
>>562954002>get glomped and hugged by buuchan>start getting licked as though by a big dog as well>cute until the licking turns raunchy with lovebites added while she starts fondling you>remember that she has detective buu int and was never intending to just do cute dog hugsaaaiiieeeeee?....
ウマ娘に人間が勝てるわけがない
>>562953870>Marche's song is a duet between her and Maru-chanHow is this possible?And judging from the lyric, seems like her campaign will be an expanded version of her mini-arc in the Breeders' Cup scenario. Not surprising, but I'm interested to see how they'll differentiate her from the other hors with low self-esteem issue.
>>562953260Top Nui is severely underrated. Just look at how smug this little thing is.
>>562955059that 5head is just asking for it
>>562955162You are courting death, dacchi.
>>562955446Is it that wrong to smooch her 5head?
>>562953667>Kakehashi-kun learns music composition from the ground up for Loves Based Kakehashi. Now that’s real love right there
>>562954660I just realized that with Marche getting her song so quickly, it’s only Bouquet left now of the ‘19 mares who still doesn’t have her song out. Left out till the end again oof
>>562956270at least she is an uma unlike danon fantasy...
What vibes are we getting from the marche song btw?
>>562956648I’m kinda surprised we still don’t have any Danon umas at all honestly
It's hey birthday, Torecchi. Are you going to get her a nice present?
>>562953870Makes sense as well considering the CM is dirt and none of the alts were dirt this month.
>>562956789amaenbou cheat day x10000000!!!
>>562956789OH NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://youtu.be/KpNRT3JCQnEThese got better. Last time I checked them out they were kind of iffy.
tsunagarubros don't open....
i'm horny for puppeto...
>>562958940Do not.
>>562956767I'm still convinced they had to rewrite all their stories after decile won the derby
>>562957103>100% spoiling rate maintained for a 24-hour periodIs it even possible?
>>562960589if anything I'd overdo it to the point of being a bad torena because I'd let myself forget about like, the whole training aspect of the job
is belmont the only st ledger equivalent that doesn't lower the winner's stud value?because most belmont winners are fantastic sires
>Kakehashi-kun fucking doxxes himselfYeah, this is a fictional story alright
>>562963485ウマ娘との生活 -Teaching Arubu-
what's the best BC route to use for CM training?
>>562967915classic or turf if you have inherits to make the gold skill cheap
>>562953563I love big tits so much, so fucking much.
Hnggg Ai is so fucking cute…
The Yoshida haruten stuff gives me a gut feeling that either there is a bigger plan at play or there is internal disagreement in their clique
>>562953563i really want to blast at those one pieces...
>>562970519Who doesn't?
>>562975038Big tits are nice, but inflating a slender uma’s chest is unforgivable.In short, behead all those who draw Suzuka with cow tits.
>>562970537Chad Aitore tanking that hand burn for hours for his cute wife
Tacto is so very precious.
>>562956270I can't tell at this point if Cy loves or hates her.
I fucking suck at this game
How much stam and guts should you be aiming for in the next chanmi? I can’t tell if I always have too much stam and not enough guts or vice versa
>>562983293>超チートデイNYESNYESNYESNYESNYESNYESNYESNYES
>>562935776
Place your bets
>>562987282Anyone except lego please. I don't want another incomplete gen release.
>>562987282All in on Lalala
>>562987282All in on Rulership
>>562987282Marche getting in before Bouquet would be fucked, which is probably what’s going to happen kek
>>562987282From a pacing perspective, Lala seems like a no-brainer.That, and I'd rather bet on whether Lala is going to have Ai-chan beat in torelove/chemistry
>>562983359Depends on stamina or guts route. If stamina, then 1500 with no heals is good. If guts then 1200 + 怜悧 or neko maya.
>>562987282No Bouquet please. I need time.
>>562995656Man I am regretting not picking up a copy of Nyo Universe since I thought I would be fine with Fine Motion.I really want to try building guts with the new Daring Heart card but I have no choice but to run Stego instead.
>>562998771stego's gold skills are better for this cm anyway
I had a really nice dream with Ai-chan, she really is cute
We should be dressing up serious umas in embarrassing clothes and force them to use the slide in Pyoitto Hallelujah
>>562987282Marche. I believe in the solo song theory.
>>562987282CAM ON BOUQUET
>>562987282All in on the Bote because it'd be funny.
>>563008142umas having dignity is a farce, they ALL get the slide
>>563006536Well? Give us the details
>>563009440it's possible because of satsuki
>>563010258I was just playing boardgames with her and I get to pinch her cheeks every time she loses and she lost a lot, it went for long then I woke up sleeping on the couch and she was staring at me, apparently I was sleep talking my inner thoughts in that dream (saying how adorable she is) then I woke up IRL from my actual couch, there was no Ai.
Patience Tacto.
>>562953870>The person who composed Loves solo is KakehashiYou think you're funny huh Cygames
WHAT
>>563019639Oh no.
Wew
FUCK I DON'T HAVE NINJINS FOR LALA
>>563019639>>563019741>signature look of superioritywhy is she like this
>>563020151
>>563019639Bouquet never. She better have an amazing story to make up for it!
>>563020243Another fucking guts????
>>563020284I wanted bouquet so bad… I guess she’ll probably come next at around the spring tenno sho then
Why are there so many horses sired by Silver State when he never won a single graded race?
>>563020243oh they're milking the LoH tryhards
LALA SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX
>>563020561copium because of his damsire
>>563020243cute machan
>>563020151She'd better be for (you)...
>>563020561the answer is obvious, who was the leading sire for 2012 to 2022
>>563019741>ends April 20We’re getting 2 newmas this month huh.
>>563020243It is funny that concentration is doomed to forever be stuck on obsolete cards.
Bouquet… left out until the end again…
>>563020190Look at all get suitors.
>>563023205it's next month for the long cm
>>563020561Cheap deep blood and good enough to win allowance - graded races
>>563023448Imagine if it's Rulership.
>>563019639It's time. I can help her win at least one tiara.
I hope Lalah get spoiled by her uncles and grandpa too.
They're seriously going to make me wait for BOP for 8 more months?
>>563025309Hell.
>>563024250what wonderful oitans to have
>>563025309yeah unless they pull a dantsu
>>563023205
>>563019741>Ends on the 20thAnother newma? Who would the most likely if so?
>>563026668Probably someone from a different generation from 18/19. My guess is Chitose, Aruve, or Rulership.
>>563027145I take that back, it’s most likely Marche.
>>563023205>Sweetpea Stakes and Haruten next monthTrust the plan
>>563025309Good. I need to refill my jims and pink tickets stockpile.
POPPET SEEEEX
Gate Draws are Out.
>>563030373Is Exceed not planning to run in the classics?
>>563030373Not a single Yokoyama in the race, huh.
Now I get why horses that won the derby is considered the "luckiest".Satsuki and Kikuka winners tends to do better at senior years.
>>563030554Getting 3rd at Flower Cup meant she missed out on the slots. The money she got from out didn't count.
>>563030709>Makahiki>Wagnerian >KamunyakWhen was the last time a kaneko won senior G1s?
>>563031671Mama Cocha....
>>563030709the lucky cliche comes from way back when there were 30 runners and gates/first 10 seconds decided the outcome
>>563030709Wanna know why? The end of monster mares. What brought about the end of monster mares? New ruling about estrus suppression drugs.
Cute.
イチャイチャ…
https://x.com/wpq3h39pi73/status/2042076061387911457hmmmmmm
>>563036469Just a coincidence, I'm sure.
>>563036469Eh, coincidences happen. The 100th coincidence, but there’s no pattern here.
>>563036638>>563036848No need to play pretend when pakalive showed that we're buttbuddies with keiba media. Again, the real question is how the fuck did they get the news out before the official announcement?
>Loves has fucking ADHD
>>563037162the cygames website updates immediately at noon but the official tweet is usually a couple minutes late
Heck yeah I love this event. This thread seems comfier than the other Uma one so I think I'll post here from now on.
Is suinn sky or Fuji's alt from ligne droit better btw, I pulled and stopped when I got sky but maybe I want Fuji too.
We have to wait until late on the 9th to get the rewards even though we earned them all, aren't we :(
>>563038241>>563038047>>563037929Wrong thread globe head
....refuse to believe how some people just can't read
>>563038329You retards shit up the global thread all the time, stop crying about global posts here.
>>563038329Nah I said in my first post that I prefer this one. It was confirmed in the other thread that you're allowed to use either, it's being flooded with JP umas right now so it's not actually a thread for global players. I actually live in Japan anyway, this thread fits better since I'm a JP Uma player. GSK is my favorite Uma song btw. Tosen Jordan rocks.
So what's the meta gonna be like in a few months? I kinda wanna pull Nishino as a Parent but if Pace chasers are not gonna be good for years I don't see the point
Thick ass bridge here
Does Uma JP ever buff Tosen Jordan btw? Her stats kinda suck in general and she's really bad for MANT Uma scenario.
>>563038589Ooh I was thinking of pulling Nishino too, but I heard summer Golshi is supposed to be a good parent and her first banner comes soon after Nishino so it's a hard choice. Also Sweep Tosho is the better uma loli and her banner is soon too, rough time in global for us little uma lovers.
Fuck it's between Lala or saving up for the inevitable meta oikomi cardDecision oh decisions
>>563038634Isn't she pretty decent for MANT, lots of people were using her card for the Long CM
>>563038724The meta Nige card has to come out first. We needed to retire Speed Falco a long time ago.
>>563038725F in Mile and B in long for poor Tosen Jordan. Also pace chasers are kinda week usually, it's cool to see Happy Holidays Oguri is meta as pace next CM
>>562953563Oka Sho Barrier Draw. Alankar got the best gate while the other two top favs yeeted outside
>>563038891Oh I thought you were talking about the Jordan Speed SSR we got for free a while ago not the uma
>>563038442/uma/ has existed since JP launch, it's a thread for the franchise as a whole:https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/%2Fuma%2F/order/asc//umaJP/ is an offshoot for people who want to only discuss the JP side. You can ask here for questions regarding future updates/meta for global but don't expect anyone to know what the global meta is since very few here play on both servers.
>>563038779Power Bourbon fixed that, no?
>>563039006I meant the Uma yeah. The SSR is good especially for f2p.
>>563039014Don't see the point in having 2 generals if JP talk is allowed in the other thread. Might as well merge.
>>563039014That's ok, the JP posters here seem better than the JP posters in /uma/ so I'll probably use this thread more anyway. I just get frustrated by smug JP replies any time I ask a question in /uma/ so it's unfortunate global isn't allowed a thread and we have to pick which of the 2 is the lesser of 2 evils.
>>563039023It was a very big help but it's still missing that Nige specific speed card I would say. BC scenario's deck meta is basically always 2 SPD so it kinda sucks having to make do with Ai + Air Groove.
>>563039023No, nigers need an actual speed card like Teio. For med tracks like the current CM, Power Nyo has better golds.
>>563039014Don't bother, you're probably talking to a shitposter.
>>563039136Yeah I think we should either merge or it should be split entirely. I do think it would be better to have 2 threads but global is way more active on /vg/ so if we do have a split one the JP players should stay out of 1 of them so global gets a thread.
>>563039014Dacchi, it's a shitposter just look at >>563034318
>>563039245We're on /vg/, it's all shitposters. I welcome all uma fans. Global cuties belong here too if they love umas we love.
>>563039136The other thread has had JP talk for 4 years before global was even out, you should be thankful you were allowed to use it for global.
>>563039245Talking about uma makes me a shitposter? MANT is also part of uma JP, I don't see why I can't talk about MANT here
>>563039498I don't see you posting your MANT run in JP.
Which of the 2 Seiunn Sky is stronger, the original or ligne droit? I know people love the original as a parent but the new one is hotter.
>>563039498You can keep your old thread if you care, I want a global general without retards shitposting about JP content because they get no (Yous) here
Report and ignore.
>>563039478>you should be thankful you're allowed to talk about Uma on /uma/This is why we can't have nice things. You should be thankful the mods allow /umajp/ instead of forcing us all in 1 thread. Corral your autists back to this thread if you don't want overflow from global after they shit up our threads.
>>563039478>>563039589Wrong reply>>563039546I'm talking about my JP careers from a few years ago
>>563039579Both have different uses. OG Sky is a parent for tracks with the last spurt starting on a corner, Ballroom Sky for med and above starting on a straight.
>MANTIt's called Trackblazer you retard fucks
>>563039674>>563039589You can literally make your own /umaglobal/ thread if you want, no one is stopping you.
>>563039498You are allowed to talk about MANT here. >>563039546What, we need to post direct screenshots of our runs to post here? Where's your screenshot on this post? MANT doesn't even exist in Global, they only have Trackblazer. Anyone calling it MANT must be a JP dacchi.
SHUT THE FUCK UP POST LALA
>>563039774Never heard of her, post cute Umas like Tosen Jordan
>>563039754Why would I need a screenshot when I'm not talking about MANT? You're the one who wants to talk about MANT, where's the starting point of your discussion and proof you're actually playing it?
>>563039498If you have a genuine MANT question, it’s fine we can answer. If you’re to shit the thread up like >>563039690, then no.
>>563039742It gets deleted by our friendly jannies.
>>563039742We do, it's called /uma/. We're not going to make a 3rd thread just because fags infested the 2nd, they'll infest the 3rd too and brag about how the jannies can't tell if an uma is from global or JP like they already do in /uma/.
>>563039910Complain to them, not us.
how bout we make a 4chan uma discord
>>563039923/uma/ is for the entire franchise, see >>563039014. If you want a global-only thread, make your own.
>>563039846
>JP is le sweaty sekrit special club that shuns outsidersGo figure
>>563038329It's the same person based on the filename numbering. I think we're just fighting with one person.
>>563039934I don't need to complain I'm talking about old JP careers and old JP events in the JP thread. Don't see why that's a problem.
>>563040050What exactly about JP MANT do you want to talk about?
>>563039978The jannies aren't going to allow 3 threads for a single IP with 1 game people discuss.>>563039857If you don't know what MANT is without a screenshot spoon-feeding you, you don't belong here. There's no screenshot needed to bring up that Tosen Jordan is weak in MANT, you should know that Uma and that Scenario.
>>563040018just as I linked here >>563039359It's at most 1-2 guys that are annoyed that people post uma that are not in global yet so he has a melty
>>563039923>>563040015Man, /uma/ is for discussion of both versions and the game in general. /umajp/ was solely more for JP discussion, but global's free to drop by as long as they know what to expect.Like you can't stop me from playing both versions.
>>563040093About whether or not it was a good idea to pull Nishinos banner
Stop replying to retards that only want to argue for the sake of arguing. Report, ignore, hide is what you do with these animals.
When they buff URA soon so we can duel Happy Meek, are any of the exclusive skill skill hints she gives really good for parents? Enough to take a break from long MANT runs?>>563039934Tried it, didn't work. You guys are the source of the reason why we can't use /uma/, if you can't fix it then oh well I guess.
>>563040098>The jannies aren't going to allow 3 threads for a single IP with 1 game people discuss.Never know unless you try. GBF had 3 threads up at one point, each discussing a different game.
>>563040170Flower is parent-core even to this day. Must pull tier if you plan on being competitive.
>>563040170There's no Nishino banner in JP
>>563040170If you have enough to spare while guaranteeing funds for GL, sure. Nishino is a meta parent for short/mile and is still meta in current JP.
>>563040195>hide is what you do with these animalsI bet you think your farts smell good too
Lala could very well be a comedy-focused ohimba campaign.
>>563040223>>563040260What if I already had Taiki and OGMaru though, wouldn't it be smarter to permaborrow her when she's a good parent. I could have saved up more carats if I did that>>563040250There were multiple Nishino banners in JP
>>563040212Buffed URA is important for certain skills, you will want to train at least 1 parent there to pass them down. But it's always best to train parents on the latest scenario so you get a discount on the scenario skill.
>>563040216I did try, and ate a 7 day ban for it.>each discussing a different gameThat's the difference. /uma/ and /umajp/ already discuss just 1 game. And neither allows exclusive discussion of the global game without constant spoiler posts
Say, from what i understand next year we got a draught of competitive umas.Which JP umas are best long term pulls to this day?
>>563040281It'll either be comedy-focused or depression porn, there's no inbetween. Ai won't allow for it.
>>563040223Nice, I'll probably pull her. What about Sweep Tosho? She's cute and I love her and she seems perfectly set up outside of maybe her unique sucking perhaps
>spoilerOh, it's that faggot.
>>563040327Nishino's unique is more consistent than both, and Taiki's inherited unique stopped being viable on most tracks after the rework.
>>563040281I dunno about comedy, but Ai is gonna be raping our asses hard for a while until we get to bully the 19 gen.>>563040327Her unique skill is top tier and continued to be on short-mile until 3rd-4th anni.>>563040357Because /uma/ is for discussion about all versions in general. It's the catch all thread, while /umajp/ is for happenings in the JP version because we move at a slower pace.>>563040381OG Sky, OG Flower, OG Rickey, OG Tarumae, Summer Golshi, OG Dober. The rest are too far ahead.
>>563040281Never heard of this uma before
>>563040550Nobody wants a catch all thread. We want a global thread and a JP thread. Hypocritical to act like JP should be pure and act offended when it's sullied, but then turn around and say Global doesn't get a thread despite being 90% of all posts across both threads.
>entertaining the globalniggerYou guys are retards
Why are they so desperate to kill off Stego guts Like genuinely how many guts cards are they gonna release in a row
>>563040669Literally go make your own thread nigga. Stop whining here and hop on the IRC.
Are you guys so desperate for activity you're unironically enabling this absolute faggot right now? Really?
>>563040697Stego sucks, I only know her from spam posts and have never once seen her viable in game.
>>563040697Maybe they're trying to get people to use guts cards in Breeders' Cup.
>>563040505>>563040550Why is Nishino more consistent than Taiki, are they not both 3-4 Final corner uniques except Nishino has a precondition
>>563040669>being nice to others impedes my own self-entitlementHow does JP deal with asshats like these?
Please don't reply to the schizo, he got told to shut up, and ignored in /uma/, so now he came here to troll or whatever he thinks he is doingDo not reply, just don't do it.
>>563040550>We get our thread and also can shit up your thread whenever we wantSounds unreasonable tbdesu, I just want a thread where I can talk about my favorite umas and uma musume gameplay without issues. I love Sweep Tosho but the only reply I got in /uma/ was a smug asshole that doesn't play global
>563040669Well the original plan was to offshoot global into its own thread, but since we're all horsebrains everyone thought we could tank global in one thread. It didn't work so now JP jumps around since I'm sure more than half the thread has a global account.>>563040740We're on lull period again. And tomorrow is a Tachy event.>>563040862Nishino only activates on the final corner, Taiki is anywhere on the last half.
>>563040886Look, the NTR faggot is finally posting where he belongs. Seems like whatever the schizo did worked
>>563040740What's the problem? Afraid of uma discussion in your uma thread? Maybe try wrangling your stego spammer and ntr spammer, they could double the post count here if they stopped shitting up /uma/
>>563040987Why do you talk about yourself in the 3rd person?
>>563041068I'm not, schizo.
>>563041068Because go fuck yourself???!!?
>>563040886You should stay here instead of shitting up the other thread and baiting retards from ruining our thread as revenge.
>>563041001Ideally the solution is for /umajp/ to die then global makes its own thread and JP goes back to /uma/.As long as nobody on that thread is willing to budge, this will be status quo.
>>563040868There's nobody "nice" in /uma/ from the JP side, just your faggots that spam NTR and Stego. /uma/ would be much better without JP conteztless image drops making us hit image limit before bump limit
>>563040401>hors PTSD simulator Would be interesting. When it was attempted in Verxina's campaign, they didn't quite commit to it I feel.
>>563041185I don't care what the thread is called, that would work for me because all I want is a thread to discuss uma musume (global)
>>563040868People don't care about normal JP posters, people in the /uma/ thread dislike the avatar faggots that don't play global at all and are only interested in spamming their shitty oshi in a more active thread
>>563041358Are you sure you're over 18 to post here? You sound like a teen.
>>563041089>t/v/ranny gets banned for not following rules>has a nuclear melty and starts flinging shit at /umajp/ and /uma/many such cases, hide and ignore lads
>>563041386Thats how yer mum sounded last nite
>>563041376Cancer always comes with popularity, so I wouldn't be surprised if someone coopted an avatar and started hatespamming the thread for no good reason like Tachyon schizo before he got his own divegrass team.
>>563041268>making us hit image limit before bump limitWhen was the last time this happened And when has that ever stopped someone from just making a new thread
Just shut the fuck up and post Lala or the birthday girls instead
>>563041452Yeah we were at peace for a good while on both threads because I hop both every day. Then the /v/ threads got jannie'd and now there's a whiplash of hateposting.
>>563041520It happens pretty much every day at least once in /uma/ recently>>563041560I have no clue who lala is, post Tosen Jordan instead. Waheyy!
>>563041563anons have been complaining about the Stego and NTR tards for months, I'd hardly call that peace.
>>563041663Not what I've seen and I check /uma/ every 2-3 threads because I'm a no-lifer trying to 全冠 my umas on both versions.I think you're complaining about a /v/tard.
>>563041563Normally when your JP spammer faggots are online I stop using /uma/ and use /v/ inst5to avoid them. Can't right now because of the /v/ma ban, so this is the best thread to discuss uma for me if I want to avoid the spam.BTW is NTR a terrible uma in-game or is it just the spam that makes her seem so annoying?
>>563041297Verxina and Donna's relationship doesn't make for good PTSD material. Donna genuinely do respect Verxina as a rival, and most of Verxina's drama came from what she perceived as her own failure to live up to her ideal image of an older sister. Now if Ai in Lala's campaign is the same as Ai in her own campaign, I can see how Lala would be absolutely mind broken by this monster that chases her around, trying to one up her in everything.
>>563041659Surely you can link one if it happens so frequently You also didn't answer the second question
>>563041479Huh, he did?
>globalnigger raid hourkekw kinda reminded me of the old hologlobal vs holojp time
>>563041826Well you obviously don't check that often then, because I'm telling you for a fact that it's been a consistent source of drama for /uma/ when those spammers show up
>>563041850Probably the spam, but it doesn't help that NTR herself isn't exactly meta in any way.>>563041916Yeah our manager confirmed recently that global got a team, and he's using the same avatars.>>563041947Maybe I miss it then because the threads usually move fast and my attention span is bad.
>>563041826You've never seen one of the >I really really really really really really really really really really like Stego posts that keep getting spammed until a retard falls for the bait and tells him to fuck off derailing the thread?
>>563041887from early today >>562932540from yesterday >>562879923
>>563041560I want to hear the sounds this kyo-onna makes when I touch her ears
>>563041520>And when has that ever stopped someone from just making a new threadthe jannies actually nuked a thread earlier this week because someone tried to make a new one when we were at image limit but only like 600 posts in due to JP spam.
>>563042089>>563041882At the very least, I'm highly looking forward to her scenario since the writers have done a great job with Verxina and Shion.
>>563041996Now that I'm looking through the archive, I have but my brain autofilters him.He tried this before on JP a few months ago, but he moved to /uma/ to get better reactions.
>>563041996How the fuck is anyone getting triggered by a single post >>563042065I don't see "JP spamming" in either of those threads.
>>563042251>a single postit's dozens spammed in a row typically>I don't see "JP spamming"try opening your eyes
Tommorow morning, after The Blessed Sacrifice of Iran, a seismic shift in Spiritual Plane will be felt by ALL. Birds will sing divine songs about Umapyoi. Super Creek will appear to me in my bedroom window (IN THE FORM OF A TRANSLUCENT RABID DOG). I will reconstitute her Aryan Form – make her “WHOLE” – with my ESSENCE OF CHRIST. We will procreate and give birth to The Race of The Warriors. The weak and malignant will no longer compete in CMs. GREAT THINGS ARE COMING TO UMAMUSUME, THE “HOTTEST” GATCHA ON EARTH! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! GODSPEED
>>563042336Looking through the archive, it started around Christmas when Stay Gold came out on JP, but he started posting more when he got called a JP avatarfag 2-3 days later.You're probably dealing with a falsefag troll. If you need help reporting or anything.
>>563041989Christmas NTR is a meta parent
>>563042336The first thread literally has 7 fucking images, 1 of which were related to a question that was asked, one was because of a race, that are JP only, and the rest are global Uma. What are you on?
>>563042546It isn't a false flag troll. They go to /uma/ to shit it up.Whenever somebody complains about the NTR fag >>563040886 in /uma/ he baits and keeps trying to escalate. But wow on the JP thread he knows how to shut up and ignore people. Almost like he does it on purpose in /uma/ to derail the thread
>563042443Yeah see, falseflagging. But this is the kind of person who has 20 devices waiting to troll harder the moment one IP gets banned. Just wait til he has a heart attack from Mcdonalds eating.>>563042629Rip to not having Christmas NTR then.
>>563042634Scary...
>>563042634Aggressive little creature.
>>563042630I'm not spending my time finding you the exact threads where they're 100+ of the images but they exist, and even when it's only 7 off topic spam posts that's still 7 more than the thread should have.>>563042546It's not a false flag, the NTR fag and the Stego fag reply to each other in chains sometimes and they both come from here. They clearly do it to fuck with /uma/ because they post the same images in /umajp/ without intentionally stirring up drama when doing it.
>>563042776>and the Stego fag reply to each other in chains sometimesWhy are you lying?
>>563040886Why do you intentionally cause drama in /uma/ and then act like people acting exactly the way you do here instead of /uma/ should be ignored? You are the source of the problem.
>>563042776I looked at the threads and the stego guy does spam and keeps to himself until someone gets rage baited, he did that here tooWhile the topro spammer has many posts discussing the game and helping players, how is that a bad thing?
>>563042932Using avatars is allegedly against the rules and it triggers specific kinds of retards like the one complaining here as if this were a mod thread
>>563042776>>563042709They probably have a discord then coordinating the posting. Mergefag and old manager now your global thread divegrass manager had a similar schtick before back when /umajp/ first split off, and it picked up around the time Main Story 2 dropped.I still think it's a dedicated troll group since most of the JP people stick to their corner or give advice. But if you're looking for a space to discuss global without any annoyances, that's valid. It will be hard to avoid cross thread trolls though.
>>563042981There was someone using Almond Eye as an avatarfag hatespam to make JP look bad before Stego came along. It's probably the same guy, and he's getting a kick out of getting reactions from you guys.
>>563042985I don't really mind JP posters, just those 2 because it's obvious they do it to shit up the thread.Wouldn't even be a problem in the 1st place if jannies did their job and banned them for avatarfagging
>>563042932>While the topro spammer has many posts discussing the game and helping players, how is that a bad thing?Because when someone calls them out for avatarfagging they gladly derail and bait the thread when they know >>563040886 is the correct response. >>563037740 is an example from literally today. Someone told them their reply isn't welcome (because of their spam obviously) and they replied with the avatar again just to stir the pot instead of shutting the fuck up.
>>563042985Nah, it's not the meganeschizo. Their new manager is an 18yo offsiter thirdworlder.
>>563040862Nishino always activates on the final leg due to the phase >= 2 requirement. It won't activate early and get wasted.
>>563043201Well yeah, you can see NTRfag is squirming from being put in a spotlight right now because his avatarposting is being exposed.Stegofag in the meantime is basking in the hatred and styling himself as Donald Trump.Out of the 2, Stegofag is probably the one you want banned faster.>>563043256Oh, in that case, then hopefully he doesn't shit the global team into a 5-12 situation like meganeschizo did.
Apple Erotic.
>>563043223>literally the same image named 1 both times>the bait post was 1styeah fuck NTRfag, I don't use /uma/ but I lost respect for them now
>>563041989>Look this up >It's one a day at most >Different image each day >Literally every respond telling him to fuck off (and this doesn't happen every time either) doesn't get responded to and nothing comes of it Am I looking at the wrong threads or what?Also apparently it's "love", not "like". Took me a bit to find.
>>563043480https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/stego/page/9/I just checked 'stego' on the archive and it's pretty easy to see why /uma/ is pissed.
>>563043223You're not entitled to not being replied, you can't just tell someone to not reply you. Are you going to call the mods and down vote their post because of it?The avatarfag is right on this one, you start a chat with them, you will get a responseYou're interacting with other humans here
>Alankar, mom was an oaks winner>Dream Core, mom was VMile & HK Cup winner>Star Anise, mom defeats Lord Kanaloa in Centaur StakesWtf this is such a high profile fields
>>563043643They didn't start a chat with them, they asked a question while quoting the OP and the avatarfag replied and got told to fuck off immediately>You're interacting with other humans herethat spammer is subhuman
>>563043480every response*>>563043549Maybe I've been too long on this site all this looks like easily ignorable shit. Those are like 5 posts per day with some of them being no different than ritual posts.
>>563043223The basic reaction should be "report and ignore" because feeding the troll will only make them come back more.Needless to say, JP pretty much disowns the two as well.
>>563043480This dummy sperging out doesn't realize the NTRfag is doing it just to fuck with him. He doesn't even know that the NTRfag doesn't post here at all. Only did so now to fuck with him more.
>>563043726reporting and ignoring hasn't worked for the months it's been tried
>>563043707Sounds to me like you're a filthy /v/ tourist
>>563043707You can't just call another subhuman while being subhuman yourselfLet me point it out for you since you have double digits IQ globalchamaWho is in the OP image? Who is the avatarfag you are complaining about?Can you connect the dots? The guy didn't just butt in, you invited him to chat
>>563040281>Lala begging you to hide her from Ai's wrath as you win more and more races
>>563043720You and I are probably oldfags who have been stuck on this site since the early 2010s. The new influx of 4channers have shorter tempers since the site demographic’s gotten younger.
Why are you retards even still replying to him? It's obvious that he's a schizo if he's going to come spam a different thread just because of "spoilers."
>>563042776>and they both come from hereNot a single person here posts NTR (who no one cared about before global btw, her popularity comes from her OVA series) or Stego, and no one here behaves like the thread is a chatroom.
>>563043861Just because the faggot spams threads early and then uses alts to report anyone else that makes a thread doesn't mean a general question aimed at the OP is aimed at the spammer And yes the fag does it to cause the drama, they make threads like >>562659390 that get negative replies and then reportfag when people like >>562660160 make a non-avatar thread. Then they turn around and make 2 threads in a row with their avatar like >>562672454
I never did roll Win Variation does she not have mindbreak considering how hard she gets shit on by orfevre
>>563044013NTRfag is probably a superoshi and he’s showed up here in Jp already, showing he’s more attached to JP than global. He’s one of us.Stegofag is clearly a ragebaiting troll based on the writing style.
>>563044087>spammer moonlights as opposition to extend the dramaJust fuck off already
>>563043720When it's every single day for months at a time, and you actually see the worst of it instead of skimming a few threads, it grates on you.
>>563044087Old /uma/ and by extension /umaJP/ follows board tradition of only making threads at page 9-10. Anyone who makes threads early is not from here.
Check em
>"Hey JP's alive for once">It's niggers being dramaticback to the bunker
>>563044159Do you get mad seeing the same reaction images used every day, multiple times a thread
>>563044231they're from here, maybe a newfag but obviously they're getting tons of JP uma screenshots that don't exist anywhere else in the archive from the game. they just lack respect for tradition and their fellow players
>>563043928>early 2010s>oldfagsFuck me>>563044123She did. Especially after seeing Verxina picking herself up to challenge Donna.
>>563044283Not when it's actually a reaction image and not avatar spam for the sake of it like when NTR or Stego is on a post
>>563044304You can literally play any game and take screenshots without going in their threads. If you want to look for your culprit you're better off going to the generals that spam early threads than the more traditional generals.
>>563044379So do you get unreasonably angry at the Chiyono O posters
>>563044123Not quite like Verxina. For the most part it just fuels her even more. When dacchis call her Angry Apple they're not kidding. A word that comes up a lot is 灼熱/scorching.
>>563044424Chiyono O is at least in global uma and the posters in /uma/ know who she is in game. Stego and (most of) NTR aren't in Global Uma and the screenshots are all JP bait
>>563044497how hard does the apple seethe?
>posting JP umas is baitDo you guys really
>>563044283Why do people like you always pretend to not understand the problem. I ignore them, most people ignore them but it's 4chan and 1 retard will always reply to bait on 4chan and all it takes is that one retard replying to bait multiple times in a row to derail a thread and turn it to shit.
>>563044013The NTR dude is a gigantic oshifag, he is very quiet but he posts here, not as often as he used to do, at least not with the avatarfag suit on. Last time he was super active was when her alt dropped>>563044087No one has the power to report and get you banned or anything, the janny is there to keep the thread count and if he sees you made a thread later and is not being used he will delete it, it's not that complicated.You're complaining about a guy that bakes a thread for you to use, keeps it updated with news, and you obviously shit up all over the place like you're doing here.It's not helping your case
>>563044530You're fucking hilarious man. Someone talks about loving Stego or someone with an NTR image (she's global because her card was introduced otherwise you need to get mad at a bunch of other posts) talking about the game is bad. But some dude spouting politics with Chiyono images, and literally the exact same Chiyono images and that's totally fucking ok to you. Amazing.
https://www.tokyocitykeiba.com/news/71654/I remember I read this some time ago, but>April 13th - July 3rdI didn't know that NAR's short time permit can be that long.
Playing strip mahjong with Rulership
>>563044642This is the reason why reddit is superiorFags are banned for a reason there
>>563044549It's like a simmering heat that comes to a boil when it comes to races and as mentioned 灼熱/scorching.
>>563044549If SEETHING was an uma her name would be Win Variation.
>>563044589>repeatedly posting the same character that does not exist within the game that 99% of the thread plays is baitYes.>You're complaining about a guy that bakes a thread for you to use, keeps it updated with news, and you obviously shit up all over the place like you're doing here.I'm complaining about a guy that avatarfags, spoils content without spoilertags, mixes up the discussion so I can't always tell what game is being discussed in a thread where almost everyone else is on the same page, and intentionally baits and stirs up drama. I would gladly bake threads myself and update the news sections myself if it got them to permanently fuck off, I bake threads for several generals.
>>563044849>spoils content/uma/ is for the whole franchise. It's like going into an anime adaptation thread of a popular manga. You are willingly going into a thread to get spoiled.
>>563044656If all 3 were banned I would celebrate, but if only 2 were banned it is much easier to filter Chiyono, because like you said it's the exact same images. You can't filter NTRfag without filtering some threads from the catalogue because the piece of shit avatarfags in the OP too.
>>563044948>/uma/ is for the whole franchiseyes, I know you insist this even though 99% of the posts are Global-related and the other 1% is spam nobody wants to see. Nobody ever posts JP CM shit, it's only ever JP Avatarfagging.
>>563045042>JP CM shit,The April fools shit was posted there
>>563044849So you come in here to get spoiled even more then? You're actually the king of retards then.
>>563045150there's less talk about JP here than in /uma/
>>563045042>you insist thisIt's historically accurate. Just because global discussion took over the thread doesn't mean other topics are banned. See >>563039014 and go be a newfag somewhere else.
>>563045094Yeah and that doesn't change that every Global CM gets 5000 posts and every JP CM gets like 1 post if someone clicked the wrong thread before posting. >>563045150I came here to post about uma a bit and tell you to wrangle your retard because if he shits where I eat then I'll eat his shit.
>>563045094april fool's for stupid people
>>563045207There is no reason for umaJP to exist if you actually think that stop making threads.
>>563045207I know grandpa, you think that 3 year old history matters more than the fact that literally nobody uses /uma/ to discuss JP in good faithThis thread exists specifically because nobody uses /uma/ for JP, you're just making excuses for the spammer
>>563045229Literally nothing is happening in the game right now, it's a dead week. Go check older threads where events are happening if you want to look for game discussion, like https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/561310198
lala oppai
what the fuck 200+ posts? keksomeone had a melty?
>>563045323We have Ligne Droite and Smart Falcon events overlapping right now.
>>563045285There was no reason because no one expected global to actually blow up. But now the original thread is too fast for actual JP discussion, which has always been slow-paced. We will merge back in a couple of years once global dies down.
and how do we even gonna wrangle anon that shit-posting on global? We can't even wrangle that one shitty xitter anon who reposting shiets from here.
>>563045360/v/ma is permabanned on /v/, however it also gave a ton of shitposters an excuse to shit up everything pretending to be them
>>563045229>I came here to post about uma a bit and tell you to wrangle your retardI want to know how do you expect for this to happen
>>563045378Not in JP. I thought you were looking for JP discussion?
>>563045437If it's too fast for JP discussion why is there JP discussion in it? Either keep your JP retards here or merge the thread
