>>563603346>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
Who said you could bake during dead hours?
Is the site still fucked?
>>563684930they look like they're going to catch a cold
Looks like it's finally fixed, perchance.
>>563684930Dibs on Kaavi
>>563685413H*rmosokeks? Your response?
Hello? 4chanshits?
>>563685849>grudging the wrong person kek
>>563685849just when you thought you'd seen the most autistic post in this general's history, ranseinon counters with this
Memento mori
>>563685849>1 year hating the wrong guy
riGGed room
>>563686106
mjg too spoiled
>>563685849If someone doesn't clear up this drama soon, I'll have to strike both BOTH OF YOU from my draft.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLMzGwvoOuc
is posting still delayed
>>563686658I have seen this video before
>10 minutes for the arupost to go through cloudflare customs
odds - kmsevens - kms0 - queue ranked
This post is from the future
>>563687101>kiss my snowleopardYES! DO IT!
>and newfags think damaing is funny businessLol
>>563686554Okay /mjg/, have we learnt why it's not healthy to hold grudges now?
>>563687170Are we in the presence of a white hole?
>>563687342I learned that Anons who hold grudges are too retarded to do basic due diligence, or validate memory.
>>563687342Shut the FUCK up. That is all.
ni hao
are rape
>>563687546Creampie
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3303939/f6c2cbf0f6/
>>563687783mahjong?
>>563687669Mario is better
>>563687794haitei raoyue
>>563687783sex underwater only works in fiction
>>563686170https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trNA6bbG5X8Far away, I can hear your prayerAnd I know it means goodbyeFar away nothing I can sayOn the last day of my life
>>563688098fish have underwater sex all the time
>>563687918I have yet to meet a single Mario in /mjg/
>>563688178I don't play friendlies with fags
>>5636883379s for the faint ssk and maybe tanyao
>>563682858>>563685413>>563686554I just tameron the shit out of the damanigger. 2/3 of them stopped joining after.
>le... /jp/nigger crapanese shill client
>>5636883379p methinks
The /mjg/ Client (SegaMJ Arcade modded private server) will save this general.
>>563688178They're cultivating
Is it back already?
Alright where’s the pre league blitz tourney
>>563688269you're doing nofap?
>>5636883376p if you have to break a ryankan might as well get some value later on if you end in the suji trap wait
test
hello /mjg/...
I hoped you were gone for real this time
I think the waiting time is one hour for a post to go through now?
Please remember not to edge for over 2 hours!
>>563690403
>>563690476The longest edge I had was 5 hours
doko
does anyone have a 3d model of an autotable? I see a few up online but they're paywalled, it's not a big sum to pay but I'd rather not>make your ownnah
>>563691137vibecode one
Did everyone touch grass while 4chan was kill?
I cooked a hamburger
I drank beer! Delicious rice beer!
>>563691335I jerked off
Is the IRC down for everyone or just me?
>4chan down>IRC down/mjg/ is actually over? completely fucking over?
Discord won
>>563691125why do you spam this sneve
it's not over until the repo is dead
league is not happening like this
7 minutes until Sugu's sugus
Hanner!
I'm going back to 4hanner
>>563694498OH NO NO NO NO NO SUGUMA BROS
>>563694498
>>563694498Is the burger emote zoomed in or did they forget to resize it?
>>563694498bigger Banana
>>563694498this is just banana with elf ears
>>563694498>>563694671We could have had Suguha, and instead they gave us this downgrade bitch
genuinely how do nanakeks cope with being 100% replaced
When I say, "Trans Rights", you say "Mahjong Rights"Trans Rights!
Nyo
>>563695162TRANS RIGHTS!
>>563695224>Jews can't draw swastikas right>AI can't draw swastikas rightI'm noticing
>>563695162And lefts
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON 4HAN!NYAGGA HIEL HITLER!!ALL MY JYANSHII'S NAZIS,NYAGGA HEIL HITLER!!!
>catbox is down
I don't know I decided to throw away my lead by dealing in 4 times in a row. Maybe my mental gymnastics convinced me there was no fucking way they will need my tile every fucking time
Today's results were 3-1, ranked is as painful as I remember it being and I'm two rasu from demoting back to E3, grim.
>>563694498nanabros
>>563694978The first time Nana was replaced >>563695162. I can't wait for whatever dogshit ritualpost is going to be attached to Asuna to stop people from playing her. Scat? NTR? Blacked?
>>563695819it's killed by AI slop spammers
>>563696027>AsunaThat aint asuna retardbro
>>563696142Pardon me, I don't watch anime that isn't moeshit or French.
>>563696027NTR but also that's Leafa/Suguha
Bravo burgerkeks
>>563696027>NTR?You already got Kaguya
SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN
wtf I love baggies now???
It's uphttps://xsa.moe/04-13-2026/
>>563696508Is there any porn of this character?
Road Collapse- Maine 2008
>>563696657a lot
>>563696729Where?
I have knife-ears
>>563696657nowe hate mesugakis on /mjg/ for some reason
>>563696604we still fight. glad tax season’s over now at least
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2044619290255479145
>>563696657Mahjong!https://exhentai.org/g/2942291/c82d32ec5c/
>>563696806hate*
>>563696796This one's probably my favorite besides the NTR one. Go look up the others yourself. https://exhentai.org/g/2651401/24e277e82d/
I forgot to do my taxes
>>563696604My Chinese powder is here. I'll let you know if I die this cut cycle or not so you can stop being fat
>>563696890Why was the greatest mahjong doujin in history created by baggies?
>>563696796https://exhentai.org/s/8ca1ab0b8b/3777121-170This one has her majsoul outfit
>paying taxes
>4chan starts working>shitposts befall
>>563696837rc ahh skin
>ahh
>>563697031>>563696890Why am I getting a white screen?
>>563697012Blue Archive IS mahjong.
>>563697372Arus? In the big '26?
easy tap-in
>>563697372
why exactly are we still pretending we hate rc coomer designs while posting exhentai links?
something something distasteful coomerism something.
if you tolerate RC you tolerate literal slop
>>563698285One has ugly hags, the other has pure and precious flats
Thank gooodness 4chan is back otherwise I would have missed all the doujin cunny not mahjong posts
>>563697482He's part of todays lucky 10000.
>>563698778bro
>>563699331i don't care how much time you spent typing your promptyour UI looks like shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8WsO1_Ig8E
>>563696604it looks like you are missing a few
>>563696604did he literally JUST update the blog?
>>563699714
>>563696604>https://www.mahjong-jp.com/loglibrary/detail/612361590I didn't know they had this.
>>563696604but why the blog is so bland? could color it a little bit
>>563686658Why does she have 2 (TWO) screens?
Ichihime still wets the bed
>>563685449heh
It's all nyagger
>>563702005>ichihime cum jar
>>563702005is the cheapest character
>>563702005hoping the anniv merch drop would have something better
>>563702118I drown ichihime in cum nya
>check last thread>antidamanigger victim complexkek
Sorry but... I'm just not gonna riichi LOL
Ryuudouji Shimon no Inbou [BDMV]
>anti-damaniggers when posting in the thread pretending to not be mad
Are we back?
>>563705325we are
>>563695819we tried to prepare for this scenario. mjg failed
anyway, we need to rape H*rmoso to death instead
As long as he doesn't dama in my room...
imagine someone damas in an anti dama room, gets asked to stop by the host, and then makes fun of the host for asking them to stopactual nigger behavior
SEAniggers ruining everything yet again
>>563705678And why did you ignore the Middle East to only blame SEA?
>>563705667The host needs to naked dogeza for holding a grudge against the wrong anon for a year
mjg luckshitter gaslightfolding against ghostsafe tile diseasebad dama
>>563705678STFU Hermoso, you nigger.
>>563705868That's not how you write a haiku
>>563705678blob?! cynthiabros...
>>563706049I don't understand, are they ronning her? But toimen and kamicha are clearly not in tenpai.
>>563706142Anon...
>>563706196Kami isn't at least, she's hiding 5m with her thumb
>>563706196I'm retarded, I thought that was a 1m.
>>563706269also this >>563706265
>>563706196look at it closely, they're all in tenpai
>>563705678What's wrong with tiktok videos from Middle East?
>>563706196
>>563706385It was from datacenter ips uploading it to catbox
League soon
>>563706265That's definitely 9m
>>563706513jesus christ could they have least not generated the logo with chatgpt
>>563706513gpt-4o aah logo
>>563706513Frank is not beating the ai sloppa alligations
>>563706513>a fucking star
>>563706632I don't think he's running the league.
Ah yes the iconic 4p tile
>>563706513>demon goatse
>>563706513skip
>>563706513That's not how I remember league 4
mfw i'm a euroneetkek eating surströmming
https://youtu.be/OBGOQ7SsJrw
>>563706513>My club is featured in this>I'm the best player by a very wide margin (with the accolades to back it up)>Nobody mentioned it to meShould I be concerned about my reputation among my peers
Next time the "damanigger victim complex" retard schizos out, I'm gonna link him the P****U***** melty.
>>563707527they fear you. do they know you hate rc?
>>563707527That's what you get for tameroning
Why are anons so hated and unpopular in real life?
>>563707527they're unironically afraid of you and don't want to talk to you, this is what happens when you take autistic games like mahjong seriously, casual players don't want to approach you and sometimes even quit the game because of you
>>563707645The last part is why I dama in friendlies
>>563707637I'm well adjusted socially it's the rest of the group who is wrong and mean
>>563705906xapitan...
>>563707637I'm beloved tho
It appears we are back
>>563705678Does he prefer High resolution AI generated porn? I should upload some
>>563707979You've gotta let it go... he's dead...
>>563707637because of the stuff the state of florida requires me to inform my neighbors of
>>563708150the good news of the lord?
>Got drunk at the last mahjong meetup and made a fool of myself.Do I just pretend that it never happened this week or do I disappear from everything forever?
>>563708127He's been reborn as Aru
>>563707527Have you tried like, asking or somethingMaybe it could be a case of them just assuming you already knowOr someone just forgotOr they really are trying to keep you out because you acted like a chud that one time
>>563708293Its fine as long as you didnt shit yourself. Pissing yourself is fine, but poopoo no. Thats literally where the line falls. If it wasnt as bad a shitting yourself then youre good.
>>563708415Where does vomiting stands?
>>563708486Well below pissing yourself. Youre fine.
>>563708415Where does pissing in the sink stands?
>>563708386>because you acted like a chud that one timeabsolutely based if that's the reason
>>563708616Think of all the water you saved. You're in the right!
>>563708616Was the faucet turned on? You gotta atleast turn the faucet on.
>>563708616There's nothing wrong with that.
There's only 1 rule in real life mahjong clubs.Don't disrespect trans rights.It's literally that simple.
>>563708747good thing we don't have any
>>563708293If you aren't either drunk or hung over at all times during a mahjong tourney you're doing it wrong
>>563708747trans is hard job
>>563708747So true sis.
>>563708415Sure, I groped a few waitresses, vomited on someone's lap, ranted about israel and punched the club owner; but at least I didn't shit myself
>>563708839>we don't have anyA-Any trans people, or any trans rights?
>>563708867If you can't win while hungover you don't deserve to win the tourney at all
>>563708982Yes.
>sure, I became a fuckin legend but at least I didnt shit myself
>>563709010What about hungover and drunk? Im usually both.
>>563708895That is pretty standard behaviour for /mjg/ meetups though?
>used to be able to handle my alcohol really well>at some point I just stopped being able to do it, and have made a fool of myself at the last two work parties I've been toIt's so over for me.
>>563708839are you sure?
>>563708881They sure are
>>563709184that's a crossdresschad, not a disgusting troon
>>563709191not sure if they added yagooey because of the train autism link or because they add her to everything
>>563709092Doesn't count unless you bring in several beers for me as well, then you deserve it
>>563709254
>>563708982Where there is trans people, there is rights. It's just whether or not those rights are respected. And on /mjg/, the answer is obvious.
Showing pissing is still okay, right...
>>563709160Something similar has been happening to me lately.I haven't made a fool of myself yet, but my hangovers have become really bad, when I used to have none at all no matter how much I drank.Mahjong.
>>563709316Yeah, I bring an 18 pack then drin 20 of other peoples beers before drinkin gthe ones I broughtm
>>563709434I still have no hangovers, I just get drunk in 3-4 drinks and black out.
>>563709254this
>>563709184he cute :3
The idea of alienable human rights is in enough itself is farce. Rights are given to you by the state and can just as easily be taken awayYour only true right is to one day die
>>563709434This is probably just you getting older.
>>563708895would unironically hang out with you again
>>563709672unalienable, thougheverbeitdegozaru
>>563709753Steve had to google the spelling and still fucked it up
>>563709672Citizens give the state rights by believing it exists, and they can take it over anytime they want.
>>563709430Yeah, you can show me you pissing... I wont complain...
Where any anons in the group a qualifiers cause if so WE FUCKING LOST
>>563709884>Where
aru-3.png
>>563709947under there
DO NOT GET DRUNK AT A CON/TOURNAMENT WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
anon's rose got plucked at a con ;_;
did someone stuck it in your pooper...
why do we care about anon's virginity status
>>563707125how does it taste and do you just eat it inside your room?
>>563710964like thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/o6SuBtBmMKg
>>563710964You open it outside and in a bucketIf you open it inside the smell will never escape
Is chariots a thing in mahsoul or was I just cucking myself out of a win?
>>563711263Local yaku only
>>563711286damn... I mean, I still didnt win the round, but damn...
>>563711263which one is it, daisharin?
>>563711486daichikurin
kanchiiponnya girls we're unforgettable
Test
>>563709672>Rights are given to you by the stateSteve wouldn't say that
>>563711190w-what happens to the bucket
>>563707561your point being? i'll just link you that post since you're exhibiting it again kek
>>563712143uh oh foc melty
>>563712124
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2044619290255479145Boing boing!
If I prefer my onahole to only have the bare minimum lube for max friction and prefer it extremely tight, does that mean I'm more prone to enjoying noncon?
>>563712124After a few hours it dissolves
>>563712307No, you will enjoy anal thoughbeit.
>>563712448it hurts too much
>>563706513I do like how NYC logo has a rat on it, but everything else is kind of lame. Not like we didn't use to have stinkers in the past, but in recent leagues, I can't remember any team being so bad.
>>563706513>riichi nomi nyc>chombo gangdo these retards take pride in being bad at mahjong
>>563712195BRAVO FRANK
>>563706513>chombo gangsussy name, fellow grand blue fags or just a coincidence ?
What would mjg's official club name be? Yakuman Virgins?
>>563714935if i ever get celestial and start participating in world tournaments, i'm gonna put "/mjg/" on my tshirt to make me remember where my roots are
>>563715041No one wants your brown ass here
>>563715041you don't need to be celestial to participate in world tournaments
>>563714935Red panda squad ARGH
>>563714935Dama Despots
>>563714935The Winning Team
We all know chanta is the worst yaku but what's the second worst?
>>563716052toitoi
>>563716052junchan
>actual adepts itt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36DgAT5jWMY
>>563706513Ah yes new york tunnel rats, the strongest team out there
>>563716052Chanta, Itsuu, and San Shoku are the never-ever yakus you should never chase.
>>563716751and kokushi
Does anyone have a vod of the regular tourney (1)'s award ceremony with comments!?!?!?! I remember having it, but I cannot find it for the life of me on my harddrive.
>>563716751Sanshoku is a solid 1 han yaku.
>>563716808>1 han
For me it's 6 7 han
killing sheentia with hammer
>>563706513Oh hey, my club is there I hope they don't invite me to represent them again, much less to be there captain. I'm so tired of souless interclub discord tournaments
>>563706513>chatgpt logowhy has the world become so lazy>how do you knowI have seen chatgpt's design style so much I can recognize it right away, and I don't say chatgpt as an umbrella term for AI, this is literally chatgpt free version
>>563706513why is my club there without me knowing about it
>>563706513>mahjong mexicoayy caramba
wtf.. why is everyone in a club here
>>563717604>I have seen chatgpt's design style so much I can recognize it right awaya lot of people can do it nowadays, it's not such a unique skill (especially with the logo in question, the colors and contours are a dead giveaway)
>>563712195Does anyone over the age of 13 play with bubble blowers? I find this unrealistic.
>>563717762You'd be surprised with how many anons here play with their local clubs. You'd be even more surprised learning that some of them are even their local's head honchos. Your favorite >name being part of mahjong club is more probable than you may think.
>>563717410She TANKED that!
>>563706513My club's not on the list! (And knowing our table manners we would've been kicked out anyway.)
I'm too much of a lone wolf to ever join a club
>his club wasn't invitedoh no no no
>>563718128I'll be the cub.
shan't join the club in my city with the famous tranny
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
aru-1.png
>>563718337am i 1 what?
Won't be in the club in the muscle tank shirt
Hypothetically, if a tranny joins your club ( allowed for some fucking reason), what can you even do?Club is quite normalfag filled so you can't just blast moonman music or some shit.
>>563718912If allowed, and they won't do anything about it, I just quit.Me > Anyone else
>>563718912desu maybe it's better you don't go into any clubs in the first place
>the outro of the 2020 m-league>happy smiling asapin
>>563719025this
GLORIOUS DAY
>>563719058wdym don't go into any club?i am not a digitalkek and second closest club is a bit far away
>>563718912make your own furry club
>>563719058heeyyyyyyy troonie always remember, normal people die when they get churen, troons ACK when they get junchan, because it reminds them they will never be a woman
>>563719394kys
>>563718912Nothing, what the fuck do you except me to do? Sperg and ree out? I'll just ignore it and depending on how insufferable it is I won't come back
>>563718912I don't know. Is she hot?
>>563718912Depends, as long as he behaves I don't really care even if he disgusts me.If he starts acting like a faggot I would just quit.
>>563694498UOOOOOO SNIFFA THE LEAFFA GOCHISOUSAMA
>>563719460>she
>>563719435they smell and using heavy deodorants makes it worsemaybe i should change the club, thankfully never played at the same tablefuck my chudjong life
>>563719536sooooo unlucky
>>563718912You beat them at mahjong.If you can't win against them then you have to troon out too at that point.
>>563719518make sure they know why you are leaving.
>>563719536>>563719560
>>563719631kek
>>563719564>half beast monsters invade your beloved sport>they are more monster than man>they rape everyone in a drug fueled berserk rage>i now need to fent up to compete or get a new hobby
My Foreman grill exploded
>>563719803why would you grill foremen?
Is your refrigerator running?
>>563719803how
>>563719881No, can you help?
>>563719803>niggerbaby's first not cleaning the damn thing moment
>>563719881Yes it is, why do you ask?
>>563719960Then you'd better go catch it!
>>563719889Shorted because of frayed wire
>>563719881aru-magnet question
>>563720032
>>563719881No, I should have been fixing it for a while now, instead I've adapted to a refrigeratorless life.Who told you?
>>563720070But I'm not?
>I better not reply to this post it's arubait>another anon arurespondsanons will keep thinking aruposters are dumb,,,
>>563718014Childish = kawaii (it means cute in japanese)They love it
>>563720415sexo
go back to your own thread sea archive
sanmenCHADS
mmm nyo
All the oldfags are dead, baggies are the senpai now.
Aru is /mjg/ culture.Draft me to the Aru team.
Idol bros...
its fair raidenbros
>>563718912You wouldn't even notice it's a trans person
Hah eat shit Takizawa
Get chiitoi'd.
>takizawa
>>563719417why would troons ACK themselves when they get junchan? shouldn't it be ittsu?
wtf i love chinese women now
>>563721850SAUCE
>>563722316it's in the title bar?
>>563722365I can't read noodle
this match is actually fun.
>>563722421ドットアビス
Who is the STRONGEST NPC in Morrowind? | Tournament Edition
>>563722628Dotto Abyss?
Poor girl. Twice the same amount. Must feel like crap
>other two feeding genta
Abema suddenly blocked my country's access to the Mahjong channel even though it's always been opened. How will I ever watch M-League now?
>>563721850>>563722628>"oh this actually looks kinda neat">you have to whore out your summons literallyFucking japs and their NTR fetish istg
>>563684930I dont play mahjong too often, but I had a generation run today
>>563722987they freed you
>>563723241don't fall for it, that's how they get you hooked
>>563722987Poland?
>>563723803Flip
>>563723414All it would take would be re reading akagi/kaiji for me
>>563723854indonesia?
>>563724143
>>563724143Iran!
>>563724220
>>563722987There's usually restreams on twitch if you just search mahjong
>rc niggers using the mjs tag on twitch because they know their shit client can't pull in views
>>563724682If they know that why don't they just use MJS? Are they being paid by frank?
>>563724682tenhoukeks do that too
>>563711992>all 3 jobbedbravo, truly the strongest community in the west
>>563725378they weren't even playing...
Classic doragon abuser.
we're so back
Rocks and allaru-952.png
>>563725378silence discord mahjong community spy
>>563724806They do it for free
>>563711992cripplechan is so cute
>>563724682thanks for the free drops
>missed sandokou takame>missed suuankou tsumowhy are hibikeks so unlucky
>>563725479why did i even thought they were in group a
Mari bros...
ransei-5.png
He can't keep getting away with it
Just get all the dorasMahjong is so easy
>>563726646based and kuropilled
New IRL tournament in Romania !https://worldriichileague.com/
Not a very exciting table
telly doko
BEAST SEX!
>>563728950for what?sao?
>>563729053nyes
>>563729105
When is anon table?
>>563729297when does it start
>>563727482Saki collab batch 3 when....I want my Kuro already...
today i will remind them
>>563729489also is it an anon table
>>563729557>Fr*nch
the Mercator projection...
>>563729557>royaume-uni>allemagne>espagne>francewhat the hell are those retarded country names lmao
>>563729670Shut up!
>>563728756>romaniado my points slowly disappear throughout the tourney for some reason
>>563725921>didn't riichi his suuankouThat's why.
>>563729489in 11 hours
>>563729495you and me both, anonunfortunately, they'll probably go with other girls (if it happens), kuro is low in popularity polls
>>563729670>>francekek
>>563729952then why are you asking for telly now silly sheentia
>>563729831Only your sticks. If they are made of copper.
>>563729557a storm?
Bonjour
>>563729557>japan is roughly the length of western europe but thrice as narrowWhat were you trying to imply with this?
https://x.com/beruka0/status/2044618017716453564?s=20
>>563732178frenchie just wanted to get guaranteed (You)s
>>563732178If you want to travel to Japan and like Belgian climate, you should go to Hokkaidou and if you like Portuguese climate you should go to Kyuushuu
>>563732582I'll keep that in mind.
>>563729557That's a big mountainous archipelago.
>>563733080for you
>>563729557Why aren't there ever any stories about Kyushu?
YOU ARE MY FRIENDAAAAH AAAAAH
>>563734372There was a famous Mahjong player from there called Kyuhai that whenever he got a bad haipai he'd complain loudly until people agreed to restart the round, he never scored a single kokushi
>>563734372they get aborted
>>563734372Just search for さす九.
>>563734517
>>563734730>Women
wtf do these mean
>>563735415Sticks and honba.
>>563735415Don't worry about it
>>563735476kana predator fujita
>>563735461whats sticks
>>563735624fish sticks
>>563735624Riichi sticks up for grab.
>>563735415one of the left is worth 1k points one of the right is worth 300 newfriend.
>>563735415Left is an "umeboshi pan" and right is a "sesame pan"Between rounds, every player can get a snack depending on their score
>>563735415i genuinely figured it out just by playingnotice how numbers go up when someone goes riichi or stays oya in a roundworry about how it affects points after you learn all the yaku
>>563735725why would you need a counter for that can't you just look at the board with your eyes
>>563735756>300it's 100, you onlineGOD>>563735809and what happens if no one wins in a round, adeptchad?
>>563735935100 allRiichi is a game about tsumo
>>563736004riichi is a yaku, you doofus
>>563735797Hahi! That's a very cute way to look at it, anon!
>>563735158Thank god for the 標準語 translations, can't understand sticks moon to save my life.
>>563735809thing can go wild sometimes
>>563736268howi never had this problemis this the same as some people unable to read western cursive?
>>563736365Just not enough exposition thereto methinks?I was reading a romcom manga set in Hiroshima the other day and had to keep the 広島弁 wiki page open to keep up, 関西弁 is fine though, hear it everywhere.
*Riichi* Get ready to court death
Speaking of the bet pot, how do you properly handle it when playing analog? I'm speaking about more "formal" situations, it's not a problem when we play in our group, someone just holds on to stagnant riibou and we throw them to the center of the mat next round, but what about official tournaments? Do autotables have some kind of a compartment for them?
>>563736004First, duh, he just said thatSecond, no, that's Szechuan mahjong
Dama? More like dumbass
>>563736823dealer puts them where the dice are
>>563736948You are the dumbass for falling for it though
>>563736838>Second, no, that's Szechuan mahjongbasedsome people here have never seen a chinkin tsumo hitting all opponents
>>563737016And what if >>563736295 happens? He exchanges them for a higher denomination? There's probably limited space there.
what's the difference between 9m and 1s. aren't they both just suji terminals?
Looto
>>563737276just use spare 10000 tenbou lol
>>5637373201 is more useless because of 4 6
>>563737382That's literally what I said.
>>563737320You can draw 7m and get a 5679m shape whish is decently useful, you can't draw anything into 146s that justifies keeping the 1sAt your level you don't need to worry too much about it though, RMS has more indepth autistic details though
>>563737549>RMSRichard Matthew Stallman?
>>563737750Yes
>>563737910i love how every generation of newcuties makes this joke
>>563737750Pure unadulterated mahjong autism written by a Buddhist monk
What do you even cut here?
Read Free as in Freedom
>>563738817BAKYOU
>>563738578Someone post the yagooey soundpost, I do't have mine
>>563738876i probably should give it a reread, last time i looked at it 13 years ago
>>563739272cute
>>563739272okay, now draw her pregnant
>>563739272I will make her pregnant
>>563739272Sex with chibis
>>5637388171s obviously
Hat resurgence as /mjg/core when?
>>563738578>Buddhist monkWtf it's real, does the buddha allows tile clacking?
>>563739785half the hats are long gone
>>563739818there's basically no difference between a buddhist monk and a 4chan neet
>>563739818Playing Ranked is like making sand Mandalas
>hat rooms dead>mail rooms long dead>cutie rooms diedthe last bastion has fallen
Evens the anon below makes a koko
Odds and the above anon's statement is the opposite
>>563739272
>>563718912There was a guy who came to the club for a while who smelled bad and irritated everyone with his slow play and constant unpleasant conversations.Play deliberately against him
Any interest in a friendly game of mahjong?
only if it is RC
>>563719564>washizujong except instead of blood being drained you get pumped with HRT when you lose
only if it is ron2jp
Since so many of you play IRL what is your opinion on scoring? I am starting to learn it and am confident I can score ~80-90% of hands correctly but what do if I do it wrong? Too bad for you if you dont correct me or what?Is it chombo?
>>563743825someone else will correct you and that's it.80%-90% accuracy when scoring means you are probably doing better than a lot of people here.
>>563743825There's nothing wrong with keeping a piece of paper with the payout table. You can print the fu table and the main combinations on the back.
>>563743825If M-league has taught me anything it's that someone will correct you and if someone doesn't a startling DINGDINGDING will and someone over the intercom will tell you to fix the mistake
>>563743825It's on the other people at the table to correct you if they feel you've scored wrong. There have been cases where someone is adamant about their 4 han pinfu tsumo being 2000/3900
RonTanyao nomi4000
I wish Date would score my hand
hassen ooru
>>563743825the worst thing is people may laugh at you if you do it too much (unless you're in a friendly environment and others know you're a scoring adept, they may even give you tips in that case)even on wrc there were people who had no idea how to score and others had to help them, the only penalties were for wearing sunglasses, not inability to score handsyakuza-run parlors may be a different story though
Wrong score, retard
>he forgot to add the honba to his score split
I'm going to buy a kagura suzu to shake wildly any time anyone riichis. Thoughts?
600/700
>>563744697you are gonna get shot if you curse the wrong guy
>>563744536>win>get excited, because I did half the calculations while waiting>quickly do math in my head, get ready to yell it out>dang, it was tsumo, not ron, what am I even doing>others look at me and get ready to tell me my score>NO, I'LL DO IT MYSELF>adjust the han to tsumo in a split second>do last sanity checks>yell out the score>forget it's ipponba, so I'm off anyway
>>563744371sunglasses?
>>563744981
It's time to mahjong.Majsoul Friends Room 81701(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=81701Room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSGIIujocGY
does anyone have any tips on how to find people that gonna play riichi mahjong irl in town that have like 500k population and 0 mentions of mahjong on the internet...
>>563745789start a mahjong school
>>563745789sit next to a guy in bus stop and go heyyy up for some 'jong
>>563743825I just blurt out my score so fast that no one notices or catches up on it. I Have never learned how to count fu, so I just judge my score based on how cool it looks.
>>563745789Teach it to the seniors at the care house.
>>563745789teach the kids at the park to play with you
Whenever I walk by an Asian guy in public I have an overwhelming urge to ask him if he plays mahjong
>>563745969It seems you forgot your amaekoromo-0.png. Don't worry, I've got your back.
>>563745760startd thanks for joning
>>563745760I don't like Aru dancing
>>5637388171s
>>563745789Find a wife, have three children with her, and play with themhttps://mahjongworld.club/ja/riichihttps://riichi.wiki/List_of_mahjong_clubs_outside_Japan
>>563738817I wouldn't have opened my hand
>>563745760Aru is an idol?
>>563746274Wow, these lists are about 6 years out of date. Covid closed a lot of clubs
Post Aru lewds
>>5637462745/4
>>563746274surprisingly but this is probably the most easier and realistic way to "find" players in my shithole
>>563746745>Post-Aru lewdsWhat a tragic era we live in...
>>563746856just play with batman, lupin the third, and your cat?
>>563684930Do you have a dragon discard order? Mine is chun, hatsu, haku.
>>563747197>hatsu haku chunthis is because i draw chun more often than the other 2
>>563747197whichever one doesn't get called
>>563747334Assuming that all of them are once cut or shonpai and you want to discard them, of course.
Try these oneshttps://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1f1LC7j8_BfJDNcVvJ7PyxrJKqBohttps://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1-fd94vfZVpRGfSXFRMKBpSWDjijlwrzLhttps://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/viewer?mid=17yTZCmUlux7QTRDlPZRU84VT5e6HP30
>>563747197hatsu and then either of the other two at randomI read that you should start with hatsu a long time ago and forgot what it said after that
>>563747442we need /mjg/ map 4.0
>>563747197CHUN BEAAAAAAAAM
>>563747616hatsu has a higher tile acceptance then the rest.
https://note.com/ama_mahjong/n/nf09cf89479e4
>>563747197Hatsu first, ryuuiisou houjuu is real.
>>563739109Bananas. Tropical.
>>563747197completely depends on the situationi never cut sangenpai on the first turn, so i almost never have a dilemma, there's usually enough info on turn two to make a good decision
>This player only allows friends to leave messagesWhy are you like that
>>563748363name and shame
>>563748363Why aren't you his friend?
>>563748294
>he has to play with sweaty asian randoms in his club instead of inviting his sisters home to play mahjong with them
>>563743825You will get corrected. If not, the others are retarded too
>>563748679>smanwhore
I don't get it. Why don't you just play with dolls?
>>563748258boo hoo I'm a neet that made mahjong my identity
Thinking if I should buy Tomodachi Life or play more Mahjong
>>563745760gg nyaggers
>>563745760gg
>>563745760thanks for the game pink ojiisan too strong
>>563749131Things just haven't been the same after the dollocaust.
>>563745760GG
I can't connect to the IRC. help!!! Why does this always happen before League?It keeps saying >* Connection failed (Connection timed out)on HexChat
>>563732486
>>563749791IRC as in, the whole Rizon server, is deadLeague Nana has to be done in discord
>>563749963*breathes in*
>>563749963Works on my machine.
*breathes out*
>>563748694I only found out what this image referenced after the new Iran war.
pyonpyon
>>563750197
too sweepy for mahjong...
I have been yawning all day aswell
I know I'm too exhausted to play ranked but I still wanna Talk me out of it
>>563750769>Talk me out of itGo watch the new Gyaru anime instead of playing mahjong.
>>563749963If the Rizon server is dead, explain how new messages keep appearing in the logs.
>>563750769That's what alts are for.
>>563750943AI hallucinations
>>563750889absolute loser slop
I think just the BNC bouncer is dead.
>>563751404baggies as always smarter than the average mjgger
>>563751404Big Nigger Cock?
>>563751404I'm on a BNC bouncer and it's fine for me, so no.
>>563751481>>563751582
>>563751607the burger one or the euro one
>>563751617its an easy mistake to make on /mjg/ kujouriu-12.png
Classic bagtranny moment.
>>563751718Euro.
>>563750352I wish I had her
>>563750889No, I'm watching the wine anime instead.
I'm watching jinnocynthia-7.png
>>563751881I'm getting the connection error but it's the burger one, maybe that one is down
Kimi to atsumatte seiza ni naretaraSuisei mitai nagareru hitorigoto
>>563751607>>563752406Burger here, it's down for me too.
>>563714935>Yakuman VirginsIsn't that a little too close to one of the Chicago mahjong groups?
>>563752406I'm getting the same error for the US BNC. My Hexchat actually crashed yesterday and haven't been able to connect back.
>>563752831KIMI TO hashiri kisoi gooru mezashiharuka hibike todoke MUSICZutto zutto zutto zutto omoi yume ga kitto kanau naraAno hi kimi ni kanjita nanika o shinjiteHaru mo natsu mo aki mo fuyu mo koe negai kogare hashireAh shouri EEEEE
So this is why there hasn't been any australian politics updates in a while.
>>563752831"Arega denebu, arutairu, bega"Kimi wa yubi sasu natsu no dai sankakuOboete sora wo miru
>>563753253how many uma teams this league?
>>563753608at least 2
You have the chance to get drafted into 2 horsey teams, jong and hanners? Wao.
>>5637536080 because I'm announcing my fake uma team 2 days after the draft.
>>563752831Kimi to natsu no owari shourai no yume Ookina kibou wasurenaiJuu nen go no hachigatsu mata deaeru no wo shinjiteKimi ga saigo made kokoro kara "arigatou" Sakendeita koto
The /jong/ and /bag/gie teams will be merged.Their theme will be uma. All containments secured.
hashire hashireHASHIRE UMAMUCHUME!
>>563754034you will never be japanese
>>563684930Will our guys be playing in the SAO tourney in eight hours or so? Did I miss anything?
>>563754034stop reminding me
>>563754034Hahi! Cute edit, anon! Blues truly are the happiest girls in the world!fujitakana-4hahi.png
>>563754034NEVER sing this song again
>he likes Mari Okada slop>he enjoys it>he cried to it
>>563754131Never mind, all of them are in group B, the matches will start at 4/16 7:00 P.M. (UTC-7)
shan't play mahjong with /mjg/ in August 10 years later
I'm making a shounenkino team.
I self host my znc so it's no issue
>>563754687zinc?
Sasooke, is really coolSakura, the beautiful
>>563754407You can't just merge 2 m-leaguers like that...
>>563755125yes I can
>>563754975
Tentacle raping Banana!
>that foot
WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
I'M A FIRESTARTER, TWISTER FIRESTARTER
>>563756136Pon Pirates, Cool DogzWinning Team, Ebola BoisNoten, DamafiaRiichima, NyakuzaJantama, no OCNyanderthals, Tippers pleaseGachinpo, RenchanMahjonger Sans FuritenDead Hand got a fishTenpai of the Golden WitchDora Dora, ShamikoIs this really League Go
>>563745789Visit Chinese restaurants. Anon once told me that this is how American mahjong was invented? On Christian holidays all the Christian places were closed so Jews had to Chinese restaurants and that's where they found mahjong.
>>563755843>>563756390>>563756594WE ARE LIVING
>500 friendlies was a large amount to nya2k
why was LEAGVE V so kino bros?? will league 7 top it?
>>563757713I will make it unforgettable
>>563756507kinoooooooo
>they still think league is gonna happen
The detectives should pre-emptively investigate all the saints now so that we don't run into the same issue as last year
rizon bnc just got nuked
should've just used discord
>not having your own personal vps in tyool 2010+16
You do not want the thread schizos following your 'cord activities
>>563757817who??? dare???
... mahjong?
>>563757484how many fucking friendlies do you play daily
I have over 1000
>>563758464seriously, so many software subscriptions can be replaced by a single $5 VPS
Sex. With retards.
People with nothing to hide, have nothing to fear from joining Discord.
Do I still need to provide my phone numbers to create Discord acc?
>>563759649and an ID in some regions
why do i have to listen to discordniggers when 4han exists
>>563759896So you can talk to your teammates in league
Once again I implore you sirs please sent the 4han link
>>563760276
>>563760276you dont have it?
>>563760276dozo>>>/vt/jong
>>563760276Anything of value this general has to offer is in the repo, how often do we have to tell you?
>>563760276https://4han.repo.riichi/
the repo doesn't have jav recs
>>563760708We hate 3dpd here
>>563760708>It's all MUM recs
>>563760708Going to upload some newhalf
>>563760671you can just do .moe
>>563760547hahaha how is /jong/ even real man all they do is ERP and r9k tier blogposts when they are not dead lmao
>>563760276no
Post this cat.
>>563757713no it wasn't
>>563761957nyagooey
Gorillaz round 2. This time something actually good? It's their third best album, but that might not mean much. To mirror the previous koko, this one is dedicated to the anon that got promptly ignored two days ago. But to give my answer, they are fine, but nothing special and pale in comparison to anything from Demon Days or Plastic Beach. On Humanz, I assume by good you mean Ascension and Saturn Barz (if the hooks don't get irritating after a few listens, I commend your resilience), Strobelite (nothing bad to say about it), and Andromeda (not bad, but on a better album it would be considered filler). It doesn't help that the album is an inconsistent mess, that doesn't merit a second listen. And as for The Now Now, the album is hyper-consistent, and everything is fine. The beats and hooks work on repeated listens, but it feels like sterile background music to slightly bob your head to (what if we made an album that was Stylo for 40 minutes?). Cracker Island was basically the middle ground between these two.Room Theme: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4iSbgi3WlCpNBGAf5bGCgNQpovdIIyhk&si=EOylgpiJCMczXOx5 / https://kokojukebox.surge.shMajsoul Friends Room 84827(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84827Local Yaku
>>563761957Tranny cat.
>>5637622563/4
>>563762256Started!
I should have just stayed dama
>>563760708It has girls licking doorknobs
>>563761265So it's just budget /mjg/
Maybe I should have riichi'd. Cause riichi is good. Nothing bad can come of that like everyone holding onto my winning and then 4th place gets enough time to make a comeback. That would be weird. Nothing weird has been going on all match, so maybe doing something normal like that would be the way to go. Or maybe just end this fucking clownshow and leave
if you hold a dama for 10 turns straight you’re invalidating the point of damaten because you’re too pussy to riichi
>Captain skips ron on everyone but meYeah, no, I don't feel like playing anymore. I can deal with a bad beat, but if I'm being deliberately kneecapped by my former captain, I won't play. It's not fun for me. And if I'm not having fun, I won't play
I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE. WHERE IS THE NEW GACHA? I WANT TO ROOOOOOLLLLLLL.
>>563764374Calm
What's the point of ranked? To win.And between fighting strong players or weak ones, which should I play against to win? Obviously the weaker ones.What should I be playing for? Fun? I do that in friendlies.Honor? I can try that in tourneys against people who matter and not soulless chinks.Getting better? At what?Reading discards? Most yakus played at the high level are intentionally hard to read, so it's a waste of time trying to look deep into them when they don't reveal much about the hand anyways asuide from the obvious.Reading opponents? I can't look at people's faces through a cat girl avatar.Reading the wall? Occultism online doesn't work nearly as much as you'd think.Overall, I'm doing what's best for me. Minimizing risk for less reward. I've gone from700 to 2500 through tonpuu alone and I plan on keeping with it until I hit saint.
Shit collab, no roll.
Shan't roll for knife ear characters
Don't fall for the SOA FOMOKeep your mind on the horse pussy
To anyone who watched, I'm sorry you had to sit in with me through iishanten CBT Mahjong, but hopefully you could get some schadenfreude from it.I have never played a more dogshit series of games, where nothing I did ever mattered. It wasn't even that nothing I did succeeded, but the fact it, I was never even in a position to try and do something about it. If you rearranged every tile I discarded and rearranged the wall, I still wouldn't get tenpai 7/8th the time.Half the time the tiles that could connect to become a tenpai in my hand were disconnected by 13 turns. I was never tenpai first in the, what 40 something rounds I played.Every deal-in has only come when I was already in last place and needed to take risks because my opponents never stopped being in tenpai first MY ENTIRE QUARTERFINALS EXPERIENCE.But again, sorry for jobbing. Sorry if I was bitching excessively.But enough coping.
I want to roll for shotas.
for me, it's the copestream
I'll wait for the Aria collab
>>563765000Checked.
Waiting for the NGNL collab.
I will make a league team for and full of little girls.
>>563765884the loli teams are always boring though
>>563762256gg2/4
>>563759649and a dick pic taken from three angles
>>563766027Oh yeah? Name all the loli teams and tell me why they're boring.
>>563759649why don't you guys get on matrix already
>>563762256anything but menzen
>>563766476hard to get them local yakus without calling
It's outPPPE-406 Drunken, Prank-fueled Strip Mahjong Game... The Lucky Slut, Who Transformed Into A Nymphomaniac In A Sexy Costume As A Penalty, Stripped Us All Naked And Forced Us To Pay With Our Sperm. A Lewd All-night Mahjong Climax Followed By Intense Tit-fuck And Forced Anal Sex With Marina Yakuno.
Is IRC still deadDo we now have to use Discord in league
>>563766586amaekoromo-5.png
>>563766673works on my machine
queue jav at xx:20. let’s coordinate so we all cum together
>>563766732this is what happens every day on the xenia cord
>>563766732Sorry, I already came.
>>563766673it was broken? on my machine works
can't we just join a vr chat watch together room and do a circle jerk
>>563762256Still 2/4eliisa-985.png
>>563766975You can tell this post was made by j*nger by its terrible quality.
>>563767060Waiting for the daily refresh
>>563762256Started again!
nyagger stole my cookie
>>563767060I hate hip hop
>>563767337I'll note it downeliisa-6.png
>>563767329nyanyanya goshujin, kono oppai uchi ga morai massu!
>>563767124look in the mirror,aru
I'm making a Koito team.
>>563766027I'm making the c**** p*** team
draft me to the ’p team
>>563768725fatass
>>563768619The cream puff team?
>>563768725tomorrow
>>563760708Is that something you guys want? I have a few movies already in mind that are actually mahjong related. If so I guess I can make a page later
>>563768619Pragmata team?
>>563769190no, fuck off
>>563769421If you have a genuine issue let's take it to Repobook, otherwise I'm not listening to a faggot pretending to be a repomaid
>>563769190Please share. I can only go so far with doorknobs
>>563769421You were too mean and should apologize.>>563769554And you let yourself be provoked too easily.
is there a peptide I can take to get rid of this hemorrhoid
>>563769190I only watch datsui mahjong kino
>>563769921aru will lick it for you
>>563762256gg to the ransei!3/4, here for one more.
>>563762256GG, thanks for the games!Since you mentioned Plastic Beach, I went back to listen to a personal favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY20vr7-MpM
JAV watchalong doko
>>563770238ill join if its this saturday
>>563766586>>563766732>>563770238stream doko
Is this the gay jongler invasionamaekoromo-5.png
you guys don't actually watch 90 minute JAVs without skipping...right?
watching porn with other men is gay
The idea of watching porn with anons and jerking off together is turning me on
I only watch 5 minutes of the JAV anyway
>>563770865I edge until the end. It's more satisfying that way. You don't do that?
>>563770865The plot is important. It contains the spiritual dimensions of the carnal act.
>>563770865the xeniaposter probably does but you don't want to be like him anyway
>>563770865VR has spoiled me as they split it up into multiple scenes
have we had a jav watchalong before? if so how did it go?
>>563771478do mahjong movies with sex scenes count
>>563770913that's a lot
>>563771478there is a sex scene in janki 1
It should be the ichihime sex jav
>>563770913>Watch five minutes of JAV>Bookmark it>Pick it up the next dayGoing through a backlog is tough
>>563772651>>563772651>>563772651
>>563771478do the strip mahjong movies count?mac p forever is a legend
>>563740318blame 4chan for their range bans
