Gummy won. He fucking won>Recent NewsBlizzard & Turtle WoW have settled, official announcement maybe in 6 hours. Bowser/Crogge is stressed.Stormforge shutting down on May 14th.>Released ServersTurtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+). Might die soon™Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Vanilla World+Retail, Classless, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (WOTLK)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon). Stormforge was Tauricore so they're also in dangerChromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)>Active GuildsType /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, then whisper anyone for an invite. If you search Evil, sort by "Guild" (not "Zone") to filter the list.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 18:00 server time<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 20:00 server time >>>/trash/heals guild>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtlecraft.gg | https://talents.turtlecraft.gg | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtletimers.com>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/9C4nXnUC (embed)>Previous Thread: >>563887627
No more delays.
>>563951976gummy fresh when?I want to play a server for a week or two and then quit
The announcement is REAL
Will Shenna be refunding my donations?
>>563952068same there's no more fun feeling in wow, than leveling on fresh, getting gear, raiding once, then quiting. >>563952207Those donos will pay her legal fees.
How are the vibes?
looking like a blizzlike fresh summer
>>563952207no refunds
>>563952207i boughted some 36 slotters and a brainwasherwhere do i go for refund
WHEREISTHEANNOUNCEMENT
>>563952279K5 is gonna be the biggest launch since 2019.Bigger than Epoch launch.
>>563952427umm it's a free server sweetie? they don't *owe* you anything.
>dude, let's spam our private (illegal) server ads and make fun of Blizzard on WOW's official twitter page, what could possibly go wrong?
>>563952390Ohnonono he boughted
WHAT THE FUCK
>>563952273>turtle 5 minutes away from dying>pochie popping offvibe status = immaculate
shenna status?
Elaynna let’s ERP one last time before Turtle Wow goes down.
10 BINGS UNTIL EPOCH WINS
PRIVATE SERVERS IN THE GRAVE TONIGHTBLIZZARD DRONES JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME (YEAH)AND TRANNIES GONNA LOSE THEIR LIVES (WOO)WE JUST WANNA SEE THEMACK!IN THE CLUB, PARTY ROCKLOOKING FOR YOU SERVER? IT'S ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK, HUHNON STOP WHEN BLIZZ IN THE COURTLAWYERS MOVING DOCS' BUILDING PAPER FORTSWHERE ALL MY TOONS? I GOTS TO KNOWEVERYTHING GONE, TIME TO ROCK AND ROLLHALF-MAN HALF-WOMAN, TRANNY-HOSHENNA GAINING MONEY - THAT'S A NO-NO
>>563952639Torzag...
>>563952530works on ascension's machine
>>563952637Raped
>>563952463no one gives a shit about a 1.12 blizzlike progressive vanilla in 2026 bro
>>563952585Kek, watch as the announcement isn't much different than that
Warmane is back. The Serbian BVLL won't be intimidated by commiefornia trannies
TWO MORE HOURS
>>563952906I wish I was lolinobu's slave
A C&D LETTER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
You now remember Gummy
No, more delays! Less than 6 hours you have? My Word!
>>563952884Lol the only people who say this are fags who have been playing Blizzards Classic for the past 7 years.Those of us who only play private servers have only been able to play Classic+ bullshit these past 7 years. We've gotten like 1 true Blizzlike Vanilla server and that was Sanctuary lmao.
>>563953218Kek
>>563953218KEK
We're SO back
>>563953275Because anyone who wants plain vanilla is already playing Blizzard's Classic. There's no point in making a server for something that already exists.
NEWFRESHWHEN???
>>563953416>china bannedokay now make it 2x and I will consider it
>twow's discord banned the words crogge, shenna and a few others>your message is blocked and you're put on a 30mins lockdownWow they really are being niggersCan't want for the shutdown announcement
>>563953416>no world chat
>>563953416>Conversations are happening.
>>563952884what else are you going to playevery actively dev'ed server is dead and the mob will scream for fresh once turtle diesits by necessity
we have kronos 5 coming in may, relax
>>563953416The fuck is this?
>>563953420Blizzards "Classic" is so far from "plain vanilla" it's basically Classic+ already lmao. The amount of changes they've made to it over the past 7 years are insane. It's been long enough that people are interested in true Vanilla again.
>>563953672>what else are you going to playEpochMC releasing as soon as turdle announces its shutdown
Feels so good playing on Epoch while the genetic dead ends stay on a sinking ship
>>563953773>mayYou seriously think the erp addicts, poorfags and esl players will wait until may? They need a replacement right now
>>563953938>Epochsounds pretty stale to me
>"Wholesome friendly welcoming :)))))" turtle community turning into rabid animals on the discord because announcements keep being delayedYou're telling me it was all a facade and it's just a bunch of niggers who are only playing because its free?
>>563953416>no world chatwait was this his ad for sanctuary lol
You have my word
Ok enough of this bs, I've been cooking up ideas for a wow server set during the first or second war, with a completely revamped map, what ideas do you guys have.
>>563953957to what end? DVTCHGAWD will not bother actually devving direct competitor to his goybeard+I'm surprised he kept pochi alive to this point even
kronos > blizzard classicanyone that played both would agree
>>563954045TWoWs community hasn't been nice since they broke 1k players 5 years ago. It's crazy that the reputation has lasted this long.
>>563954106Wow sounds great, see you in 5 years
>>563952273Stroking..stroking to whitemane porn..
>>563954045>on the discord
>>563951976on which server are we playing after turtle dies
>>563954106evolving classes, you can only start as.. 3 classes maybewarrior, sorcerer or hunteralliance warriors can become paladinshorde warriors can become berserkers/blademasterssorcerers can become warlocks, necromancers, mages etc
>have to parse through hundreds of posts of newfags behaving like women, screaming random words and phrases while trying to argue about any conceivable topic just to learn any news:< I found out about Warmane taking down their DL links through fucking T-WoW world chat.
>>563954305i already started back on pochie last night and am comfy
>>563953540Anon, the whole server is in a 30 min slowmode
>>563954169it still had the surprisingly most amount of people actually respecting unspoken courtesy rules
>>563954358you not knowing how to use the search function is a skill issue bro
>>563953416You have my attention.
>>563954169This. I seriously met nicer people while leveling my pally alt in tbc anniv than 15 months or so of turtlewow
>>563954484Uh oh, some buzzword bot is talking to me.
>>563954305We are waiting on K5, the Great White(TL note: White means Fresh) Hope
>>563954685which of those words is a buzzword
3 hours until the announcement!!!! Edit: Timeline has changedEdit: This is so stressful guys you can't imagineEdit: need 5-7 more daysEdit: My dog ate my announcement gonna need another 24 hoursEdit: Just waiting for the last E-signature, announcement soon!!Edit: Last signee's Adobe license expired, we're gonna need another 54 hoursEdit: Whoah thanks for the gold king stranger!Edit: I'm taking full blame for this, we didn't see this coming, new ETA is 9-31 hoursEdit: I'm sorry I can't deal with this rn, need another 72 hoursEdit: Guys my goldfish just died, need to get his funeral and inheritance sorted out, gonna need another weekEdit: Someone just crashed his car into my house and now the power is down, gonna need another 4-7 weeks to get this sorted out... I'm soo sorry guis it is what isEdit: Our developers Sanchezstabby and Femboycucksock have been deported by ICE. Out of respect for the LatinX and LGBTQ+ community were delaying our announcement by another 8 weeks. Trans rights are human rights y'all!!!
>>563953416>honor enabled but no BGs early on (best time to pvp because of no twinks)>pvp server onlyDOA what a retard
>>563953416Agree with everything but world server.Could just leave it enabled and disable it if/when server gets too big.It's nice to talk to fellow retards regardless of which zone you are, and makes smaller servers feel less empty.
I want Femboycucksock to give me a sloppy sucky while he gets railed by a tauren...
>>563954774>skill issuewhich originated from that infernal "git gud" buzzphrase
>>563953416debuff cap is the dumbest shit ever and I do not know why you would purposefully set it to a lower number than you could
turtletrannies, vibe status?
>>563955036I don't think you know what buzzword means. I don't think you know a lot of things in general since.
>>563954317i think we need to think fo the races before we start getting into the classes, alliance would have humans dwarves and elves naturally, while the horde gets orcs forest trolls and ogres, undead might be an unlockable race with the only class avalible being the OG death knight, while the alliance could have a tinker only class for gnomes
>>563955132set to 10.... c-cumminghhh~
>>563955197>immediate defensiveness in broken EnglishHow surprising.
>>563955132No more delays, you have my word. Less than 6 hours, as written above.
>>563953416>8 debuffs LMAO
>>563955232based
>>563955060>gimped vanilla specs>debuff limitThey really want 20 warriors in their raids
>people crashing out in the cord linking bowser to epstein and AIPAC Joever
>>563955132Doing my make-up, noose on hand.
>>563955339unfathomably based and woyerpilledcloth sluts will serve their woyer overlordspinkies will be forced to wear the cloththis is woyer nation
>>563955263lmao I know you did not just say that when this whole little argument is you lashing out about irrelevant shit because you're embarrassed about being too fucking stupid to use the search function. Tech illiterate dumbass.
>>563953416I miss alex so much bros
>turtlecord looking reminiscent of the epoopcord during the launch debacleHoly fuark, it's over.
>>563953416>world buffs on>1x>pvp>debuff limit>8 debuff limit>no summon service allowed>no world chat>2 year timelineThat shit is gonna die in 2 weeks and the plug will be pulled in 2 months
Bowser can't keep getting away with it...
pochie /who status?
>>563953416Watch as they turn it into yet another paladin/warrior infested hellholeIt really feels like it's the exact same people making servers for the exact same players
>>563955645>keeping the plug in for 2 monthshnnnnghhhh~
^this is someone's son that they're ashamed of
>>563955841man up and look me in the eyes when replying to my posts you effeminate low test manlet
>>563954689Will K5 be fresh and fash though?
>>563955729should keep rising as NA NEETs wake up and realize Turtle isn't coming back.betting it'll hit 1k this evening.
*averts my eyes from the ugly creature* oh god get it away
>>563955727Sbeve...
>>563956096>*looks down and stutters*that's what i thought, you bitchsit down and stay quiet
HELP ME NIGGERMAN HELP CULTISTS HAVE CREATED A MONSTER WITH DRUGS AND SURGERY IT'S DRIVING ME INSAAAAAAAANE
worgen males hnghhh
should i jsut fight green mobs for my entire warrior lifeim tired of eating after most fights
I think moot should increase the post timer cooldown to 15 minutes, the mental illness in this thread being the biggest argument for it
Annoucement???
>>563956573get a second set of pure +spirit gear and an addon that swaps gear setsswap to spirit set when needed and regen full hp after only a few regen ticks
>>563956573ok one more time for retards like you1) buy every green item with spirit on it on the AH, leather, cloth, int on it? doesn't matter, max spirit2)keep your green weapon within 5 levels, best weapons are blue staves with a billion spirit on itthere, i cracked the code for you and all the other <80 iq favela retards that stack str and stam while leveling
TURTLE TRANNIES IN THE GRAVE TONIGHT
>>563956892does this work?
owari da
>>563956960stay tuned for shenna's next pserver, tortoisewow
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>563956960POST YFW
>>563956960these shitposts are high quality i almost believed this.
>>563951976OWARI DA
>>563956892>>563956947neither of those are feasible if youre starting otu with no goldand keeping up with on level weps is expensive
>>563956960SO LONG TURTLETRANNIES
>>563956960let the bodies hit the floor
>>563956962warrior has the highest +hp from spirit formulasweaty pvpers have been using this trick to regen hp in duels
>been asking for dwarf warlocks for years>dwarf warlocks finally become playable>level my dwarf warlock to 52>server gets shut downcant have shit in this world
>no 60 on turtle>too late to to experience the content what a shame
>>563957116
>>563957127I knew I should've waited for the announcement before baking lmao
>>563956960It's over. I hope someone gets all the files and content they added over the years and puts it up publicly
OHM Y GOD AHAHAHA
<gulag> wonTauri wonHungary won LEGION(never) WON
Finally goddamnOk we're moving to where
>>563956960so do we move to pochie or realize that that's probably getting shut down in a week too and move to official or realize giving blizz even 1 cent ever again is retarded and kms ourselves
>>563956960>it's real
>>563956960>may 15th>my moms birthdayWTFTF MY MOM WAS SHENNA ALL ALONG??!?!?!??!??
What class does evil need?
>>563956960>shuts down right at k5 launchescoincidence?
>>563957301stormforge was may 14th as well>>563887627
>>563957127>unironic palestine and tranny flagslmao wtf
>Epoch outlasted Turtle
I still want to run Deadmines with You Anon.
so microzard heavy handed it to all of them to close on 14th, interesting meaning those that survive the following month are safe
>>563957124based retard
>>563956960Kaytotes sends his regards
>>563957424k5?
>>563956960>epoop won
>>563957463can you wait for me? im almost 20 on my warrior...
Somalian butt pirates lostPochie won
>>563957463we can run deadmines on Kronos V
https://forum.turtlecraft.gg/viewtopic.php?t=24891>T-THEY WILL IGNORE THE LAWSUIT
>Making bank off you retards has been the highlight of our lives
I'm gonna need a Shazaam with a MASSIVE cup for this one.
TOTAL RETOILET VICTORY
>>563956960KronosV will save us
>>563956960copers look real dum right now
>>563956960>may 15thUnironically when my mom died 3 years ago WHAT THE FUCK
>turtle is the most stable server bro it will never shut down
>>563956960Turtle bye-bye!
Can someone please make a compilation of all the armchair lawyers in these threads the last few days please. I think I'll achieve my ultimate form when I see it all stacked up in one place.
Warmane won
Welp, fuck this. I'll play something else. No interest in playing any other subpar dogshit private server that might be good in 5 years if we're lucky.Fuck blizzard
>>563956960Sweet dreams...
>>563957801sybau labubu ahhh stanky ahhh doodoo ahhh ugly ahhh gay ahhh unc
>NO PRIVATE SERVER HAS EVER SHUT DOWN BECAUSE OF BLIZZARD. ONLY NOSTALRIUS BECAUSE THEY AGREED TO IT. WHEN SHENNA GETS THE C&D SHE WILL RAISE HER EYEBROW AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW EVERYTHING>Z
>>563956960>"We waited a week for this?"Trannies; in shambles.
who is to say they won't just create Lizzard WoW in a month or two? No way they go back to regular jobs.
Blizzard WONClassic+ waiting room
Making a guild on Kronos V <Evil Moon>Lootcouncil with cumulative SR+/w Belwynn or Fuutank
my highest ever on turtle was level 12 so i don't have a dog in this race but i'm genuinely shocked they foldedi thought most if not all successful private server were in some legal deadzone where blizzard couldn't touch them especially after wowscape ages agoi guess warmane won, no way are those jews giving up selling shadowmournes after nearly 20 years
>>563958089>LootcouncilHard pass
There is so much cope in the archives.
>>563956960>shit we all knew months agook
EPOCHGODS WONYOU LAUGHED AT US WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
Goodbye forever.
>>563958089lollmao even
>>563958089>Branded 2.0 "No!"
your server belongs to.... me
>>563958079I think they might have adquired enough money to retire or live off rent now
>spics and chinxs will flood my favorite server nowyou don't realise how grim this is
>>563957592But im still 15 Anon.
turtle was the last good serverRIP
>>563958079They're gonna need to live off the proceeds for the next 40-50 years because at this point their only skill set is grifting trannies the last 15 years.
Good fucking riddance you niggers deserve nothing less for shitting up every single thread even remotely adjacent to WoW or MMOs in general for the last 5 years.
>>563958079pretty sure if they gave in now, they're not going to want to go through this whole song and dance again in the future. their agreement might have some clause where they can't make any new servers as well.
>>563958143turtle got too big
>>563958193Man...
I feel bad for Turtle players. Not only have they been raped and humiliated by Blizzard, they will be forced to watch Blizzdrones get down on their knees and praise their glorious corporate overlords when Classic+ is announced, knowing that their server died for whatever putrid dog shit Blizzard will shit out.>their faces when
How long for the rest to follow?
What will china do?Do they submit to the gweilos or will they cultivate their own mandate of heaven?
I remember when some Turtle schizos sent emails to Blizzard about Epoch, how did that work out huh? Still, I'm not happy about Blizzard getting their way against private servers, even if it's one I didn't like.
>epoch pop +200 in the past 10 minutesit's time
so unironically what is next what private servers remain that are worth playing on? or do i finally buy midnight?
THANKS FOR SHITTING UP THE GENERAL FOR 6 YEARSWHERE IS YOUR TRANNY SERVER NOW YOU DERANGED FUCKS
>>563958279>>563957932turtle was never goodand you will never be women
>>563958425Why would you buy that dead pozzed trash?
TOTALTRANNYDEATH
>>563958361Nah by the time nu blizzard classic+ comes out we will have monsters & memories and GTA VI online.won't even phase me
>>563958416Epoch wonned bigly
>>563958302probablywhat the fuck possessed them to openly TAUNT blizzard on youtube and social media? were they high on drugs and sucking so much cock they thought they were invincible?
shit, man
>>563958425you should unironically buy midnightblizzard won
>>563958425We're playing Season of Discovery until Classic+come sub :)
>>563958273me too.... do you like other nelfies...
Someone tell me where I can play vanilla for free lmao
>>563958447>six thousand years of transwow dominating /wpsg/>the era is finally at an endWhat will be left?
>>563958416>it's timenigger, ASSension is closing too lmao
Congrats on ruining it for everyone Shenna you fucking retarded tranny. You had the best private server going with a healthy playerbase but your greed ruined it and Blizzard finally came for you.Now there is nothing left.
>>563958462Yes it was. The classes were fun, the custom zones and raids were good, and the community was great. Doesn't matter if you fucking retards pretend otherwise
I want every single stupid fucking nigger ITT that was huffing pure copium and had the balls to argue with me that the server was totally going to stay up to get on their fucking knees and apologize to me right now.
Reminder to also thank Turtle for bringing all this attention from Blizzard to other private servers that had to shut down. Good job.
>EPOCH LASTED LONGER THAN TURTLE>EPOCH LASTED LONGER THAN TURTLE>EPOCH LASTED LONGER THAN TURTLE>EPOCH LASTED LONGER THAN TURTLEOH NO NO NO NO
Heard the news, sad times.Unsure how many of you still lurk/play.Would be nice to have a meet-up of any FMC players still kicking around, May 14th/15th?
Do ascension next please it'll be so funny
>evilcord meltdownAHAHAHAHAHAHA
As a casual turtlefag this news is heartbreaking to me. Im a waggie in a 3rd world country and cant afford to add a monthly sub on my expenses just to play blizz wow. My only hope is another ps that's as active as turtle or the Riot mmo if Im still alive before it releases...
She won
>>563958730already uninstalled
>>563958645Ai slop and begging for fresh. Repeat forever
>>563958447>SHITTING UP THE GENERAL FOR 6 YEARSI remember cliques and fags way back in the Molten era like 15 years ago.
>>563958730Sylma...
>>563956960Shitposters gonna shitpost but this does really suck.
>started playing last month>got to 60 and saw all the levelling stuff>was kinda bored with the same shit you always do at 60I had my fun, can't imagine being one of those nordanaar bucks that have been playing for 8 years, they must be close to roping.
There has never been a private server that deserved this more. Eat shit trannies.
DVTCH won again, color me surprised
>>563958169I wish I could, but the grim reality is that epoch is also fucked. People will most likely migrate to BBC or whatever Warmane cooks >>563958193Man, you got me all teary eyed, I miss prime FMC
>>563958652>ascension>Closingnigga that place is LITERALLY Blizzard's factory Pserver
>Grifters on the 'tube are saying Turtie being shutdown is a good thing because it means Classic Ploos is closer to release
>>563956129thought the same thing. chuckled
>>563958907>nigga that place is LITERALLY Blizzard's factory Pserverthat's what they said about turtle wow
>>563958516>>563958573>>563958610i just want to play worlo, but considering none of you just suggest pservers yeah i guess ill buy midnight
>>563958814I'll be there.
>>563958653FELL FOR IT AGAIN
>>563958954nobody ever said this about trundlewow you dumb tranny
>>563956960
>>563958625We already talked about it Anon. We could run Frostmane Hollow instead.
Epoch wonned.<Thousand Tusks> wonned.Kneel.
>>563958653Anon, taking into account how everyone is getting hit now, I don't think there were anything she could do, WoW is bleeding players and MS want their money back, they are out for blood
>>563958361Honestly I really don't understand why anyone would give a shit about official Blizzard stuff anymore.
what the fuck??? I'm subscribing to retail right now!
>>563959063>WoW is bleeding playersTWO MORE WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!
get fucked trannies lmao
EPOGODS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING VINDICATEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s
hardcorebros, now that it's over, where do we go next?
I had fun on Turtle :D
>>563958361I will play official classic+, I know it will be shit but I will play it nevertheless
<Evil> will we meet up for final guild group picture?
>>563959032>¥I know what you areTakes one to spot one
>>563959054im on pochie now...
The Turtle Isn't Gone ForeverSomeday, somewhere, it will all happen againAnd it will go on foreverThe Turtle embodies the spirit of adventure and friendship. Wherever friends come together and set out in search of something new, the spirit of the Turtle will be there to support them
Don't worry Anon.We've got your back.Join us on <gulag>You are welcome.
>>563958954No one ver said this about turdleAscension had suspicions FOR YEARS since all shit that goes to retail or SoD had its origins there.
>>563956960omg that is so sad.... sike /epog/ send it's regards, Alexa play https://youtu.be/II04E2GEJG8?si=AFtf6PNtGoetWsvf
Who's the most abused fandom in gaming?>Blizzdrones>Pokemon fans>Nintendo fans as a whole>Sonic fansIt actually has to be Blizzard fans, right? It isn't just one franchise, every single Blizzard IP has spit in the face of its fans at one point or another>original WoW had Warlords of Draenor and every subsequent expansion with the exception of Legion>Warcraft is dead>Starcraft is dead>Diablo fans have been continually raped for decades without mercy>Overwatch is a multi-million dollar humiliation ritual more popular for SFM porn than the gameplay>Heroes of the Storm fans are imprisoned in a nexus of eternal torment from which no hope escapes>Blizzard knows that Classic players are goycattle and afford them nothing but the bare minimum ration of slop to keep them from rioting>promising fan projects are shot on sight while Blizzard moves at a glacial pace to emulate them
>>563958730One more Windsor run for old times sake
Heh...u really think turtle is gonna shut down??? how foolish...they have servers in russia, LIZZARD can't touch them there...the fact that I have to explain this to u...it's embarrassing honestly...if ur quitting u might as well give me ur gold kid...I'll use it to keep playing the server for the next 5 years...it's not going anywhere...
>>563958361You're all going to play it anyway.
>>563959154Wow-hc and epoch are the only ones that do hardcore, that I know.
>Tauri shutdown too
>>563959085To be contrarian of course. If everyone says it's shit, it must be secretly good
>>563959225Yeah but how long until they get axed too? Aren't they in Hungary? They got a new EU friendly leader iirc so if Microshit starts farting in their face they're gonna fold.
>>563959249Let's say hello to Windsor as a raid if we can, then perhaps Winterpsring for the final hoo-rah.Remember your fishing rod.
>>563959269wrong
CLASSIC+ IS OVERBLIZZLIKE IS BACKBOW TO YOUR WARBVLL AND PUT ON THE DRESS
>>563959225Never going to touch any server with "updated" models. Pure garbage
>>563959154wow-hc. I just leveled a toon there a few months ago and it was surprisingly practice
>>563959329>Yeah but how long until they get axed too?Enough time to raid ToT one more time.
>>563959225Tauri/Stormforge are getting shut too>>563959248At /v/ people said this a million of timesBlizzdrones only play Blizzard gamesThey dont play RTS Games, they hate RTS games and wants to play STARCRAFT.They literally fume over people having fun playing other games or using their assets in other games, Mainly Warcraft stuff in bethesda games, which previously would lead to CnD, but now is gone because they bent the knee due to their tools being shit to work with for starcraft and warcraft 3 compared to the SFM.
here's why the twow shutdown is a good thing, actually.
>>563959387I'm not gonna play on a server that makes me chase world buffs like a dog.Never.
At least I'll have blizzards classic+ to look forward to now then with all these shutdowns.
We are waiting for you on Tauri.
I'll level my current slow&steady druid till 40 and stop playing classic servers. Good luck with another brownfest on KronosV.
>>563959568stfu blizzjeet nobody will pay for your pozzed dogshit
>>563959568Kek, Microsoft is shutting that shit down.Classic alone is a failure and retoilet worse.
>>563959424>it was surprisingly practicePractical?
>>563959227Turtle had stuff wind up in SoD.The Scarlet raid was literally made by a TWoW dev and was originally planned to release in TWoW. You can probably still find Turtles trailer for it out there somewhere.
>we'll just copy them and just do it betterto >CEASE AND DESIST COPYING US AND DOING IT BETTER THAN US NAO just imagine if Games Workshop sent Mike Morhaime and co a cease and desist back in 2003 lmfao
>>563959684>just imagine if Games Workshop sent Mike Morhaime and co a cease and desist back in 2003 lmfaoi thought they tried to do it
Join us on retail brothers ;3
>>563959684it uses WoW assets and locations
>>563959424my only problem with wow-hc is that it's low pop that's primarily european.I did a lot of stuff there and it was fun, but it's useless to even try to do stuff after 60
>>563959568>10 rupees has been deposited to your account
>>563958361their server died because of Shenna's pride and because they couldn't keep their retarded tranny mouths shut about turtle
Dear Epoops. I never really liked your server, but I just want to extend my hand and say it's based that you outlived Turtle after all the shit they have been saying in these threads and all of 4chan for the last 6 or so years.I hope you have fun and hope you get a nice player resurgence after this.
>>563959648doesnt classic have millions of players?
I wonder how many ACKs this will cause. Glorious.
https://turtlecraft.gg/refunds no... this can't be
So what's the Turdle substitute?
>>563959763Which one are you in this pic?
We are running Throne of Thunder on Tauri today.
>>563959836There is none. Simple as
>>563959827>refunds for donationsyou aren't the smartest one are you
>>563959678Scarlet Raid is in ascension files FOR YEARS, they never bothered to release since is still in the ptr.There is literally a unused raid portal at menethil harbor graveyard that was tied to tol barad/kul tiras but never came outSame goes to the raid entrance at fucking stonetalon that ended up becoming the forgotten mine at manastorm
wait it's just occured to meisnt it today the 10th anniversary of nost being shut down?
what class does evil need?
>>563959763Lools very gay
>>563959836nothing
I will never play blizz classic+ cause they nerf aoe farm and player boosting so you have buy their own services. That shit is fucking gay
>>563959763
>>563959684or if they sent one when they made warcraft 1faggots like that cokehead metzen would be broke working at an amazon warehouse today and nobody would have ever heard about blizzard
>>563959836Chromie? BBC+?
>>563959568you mean retail-? designed by the same troons that ruined retoilet?fuck off blizzjeet
Can't wait to be Zugzug #11 on K5 and run UBRS with the boys 200 times for prebis!unironically
So much for those multiple backups stored in multiple countries.
>>563959817Barak Gage will for sure 100% khs for this news
>>563958931I absolutely hate them and report every of their videos as child prons
>>563959940>Lools
>>563959813Nope, everyone peace'd out, if you go to classic guild discord right now, all quit because there is ZERO communication at all with blizzard.
so whatclass does evil need?
>>563960021>major technical issuesthis is a major legal issue THO
>>563960047Anon just couldn't stop laughing
what classes does <gulag> need
KRONOS VMAY 9THBE THERE
>>563959568Based me too, you know it's gonna be fucking huge. Possibly bigger than 2019 classic.
>>563959813https://www.wowhead.com/tbc/news/raiding-population-reaches-all-time-high-on-anniversary-servers-381273>>563960050lol? what kind of post is thisif you go to a classic guild discord right now?what?
>4k pop kronos 5 without the "QoL" that ruined blizzard classicwe are so back... bros... were going home...
>>563960124Priest or warlock
WHAT CLASS DOES EVIL NEED
when are we reviving the pochie guild?
RETAIL WON HAHAHAHHAHA FUCKING FUCK YOU PRIVATE SERVER FAGGOTSBLIZZARD WON
I'm sensing a legendary grudgepost on the horizon
Seriously?They're just giving up like that?YEARS of money and they couldn't prepare?ALL the turtle custom content will be lostWhat the fuck
>Bigger>not inflated>still giving money to brownjeets and transexual Actiblizz who play diaper Vulperans in Goldshire
>>563959817this guy is gone 100%https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5W95kMOAT0
Kezan or Guru?
>>563960167that sounds pretty healthy to me
>epoch wonYou don't actually believe that warmane and ascension will stay up beyond the 15th, do you?Both turtle and stormforge just gave up, with the same shutdown date and they gave us no information why. If you think that blizzard actually has the means to forcefully shut them all down then you're just retarded.I have been part of several shutdowns before and they would usually tell us about the circumstances leading up to it.I let you figure out the rest.
>>563960124none because they got filtered by heroic and stopped raiding
>>563960265I am here.
>>563960441now say that without choking on tears
>>563960389>end game gear>blood elf>femaleOh yeah, that's a 100% ACK in the making after this announcement
"Turtle this, epoch that, kronos soon"Just give me moppy for god's sake.
Shenna faked all the lawyer stuff so she could run away with the money
>>563960167Anon my guildies raid on pservers and classicthey literally are livid, not only them others too because TBC Classic is a fucking trainwreck.Even to fill a raid group now to do Kara10 or Grull or Mag has been dire.>>563960286And Microsoft Won because Blizzard is gettting shut after 2027 first fiscal results, All ip's are going to new owners, todd is finally getting warcraft for himself, id is getting Starcraft.>>563960441Ascension is literally blizzard's pserver you retarded sharteen
>>563959506>Tauri/Stormforge are getting shut toowhy are you lying, turtle tranny?
Time to leave Wow forever Should I try pic related, or Warhammer Online?
>>563959214Have some standards anon.
>>563960546WHITEMANE FRESH MOP SOON
>>563960606Stormforge is literally shutting down on the exact same day
>>563960606stormforge really is shutting down
>turtletrannies ACK>iron shell mod update for starsector just droppedNeat!
>>563960568schizo is lashing out brothers
>>563960507>(1 Online)
>Post your face after all those THEY CAN'T GET US WE'RE IN RUSSIA POSTS
>>563960647>>563960675im awarethe tranny has been lying about Tauri whole thread for some reason tho
>>563960606>he didn't know
Very good news my friends. Turtle Thiefs no longer holding back community and Blizzard can be makings of Classic+ soon!
>>563960134sell me on it, i'm only here to see people crying about the turtle news.
>>563960507fuck that shit where's <DESU>
>>563960725>mfw
>>563960647>>563960675What's going on?Is blizzard going after the same server provider?
>>563960606He thinks tauri and stormforge are the same thing, it's only stormforge shutting down, no news from tauri.
>>563959032>¥ah, a fellow VN enjoyer
>>563960725iirc the devs outside of russia were getting hit and that's why they're shutting down
>>563960507ahhahahahalmao
>>563960725
>>563960778On the other server
Come home, vvhite man
>>563959032Thats my image you niggerI meant to post it here not on /v/
I'm sorry you got raped bros.But we're on retail waiting for you.Come join.
What servers now that turtle is kill?
>>563960930is this your character
So do I have any options now if I want to play a MoP server that isn't shit? I've read that Blizz apparently gave up on their MoP classic immediately after releasing it and there are still horrible bugs in raids after half a year
>>563960778im still there kek
>>563960606Tauri is shutting its doors and their discord was deletedWarmane literally removed their download link and player count>>563960708dont you fags have /v/ to spam more resident evil is le bad threads
>>563960960whitemane moppy waiting room
welcoming refugeed in Midkino
>>563960960we are all rolling browns on K5 in 3 weeks
>>563960930Sorry tranny but that game is only good for e-dating other GAMs and having awfully awkward animation "sex".
>>563961034>So do I have any options now if I want to play a MoP server that isn't shit?Whitemane is still releasing MoP, they removed all Stormforge mentions
turtle will go down as one of the best wow servers
>>563961093You're next.Blizzard is deleting all competition for their big release after blizzcon.
>>563961043>Warmane literally removed their download link and player countHuh?
twow won many battlesbut epoch won the war
You goys told me Turtie was safe ...
>>563961043>Tauri is shutting its doors and their discord was deletedretard
Alive thread
>>563958557Greedmaxing swindlers. When you're running a scam and you know your foundations are shaky, you'll want to maximize your revenue in the now, even if you're forced to close in 5 years, which is exactly what happened. Turtle got massive profits from disgruntled chuds trying to stick it up to retoilet goylems, then crashed and burned after making massive amounts of money.Chinese turtlewow will continue operating regularly btw.
despite all the shit i love you guys
>WoW itch is back>right as servers are shutting down and others are running scared and might get killed toofml i am not doing something productive with my time give me my DIGITAL CRACK YOU FAGGOTS
>>563961230MIDNIGHT MENTIONED
>>563960956
>>563961076>Playing Mid kuso
New boat from Menethil to Southshore hehe
>>563961173sneaking into blizzcon just to boo through a megaphone during their classic+ reveal while wearing a tmnt shirt
>>563957365>>563957780:c
>>563961076My cave in and play it as my fabulous Blood Elf Paladin who has been trapped in her cage since TWW.
Seriously though, where do people go now? Epoch? And who's to say Blizzard isn't just going to turn its gaze onto Dutch next?
Hey anons, I just saw the news, seeing as there is no transfer options I guess rip chars.But I'm wondering how did they get iced if they were in Russia? QRD? Can't servers located there jist ignore any kvetching from West?
>>563961230You took everything from me.I hate you.
>>563961472the devs were getting sued
>>563960960None. I only got back into WoW due to Season of Discovery. A month dealing with the playerbase and total lack of customer support lead me to quit, but people kept saying Ascension was sort of the same thing so I gave it a try. Didn't like how ADHD Ascension was, wanted something more slower-paced, found Turtle. Stayed there for a few years playing on and off until today.I'm just done with WoW at this point.
She is playing the long game.
>>563961472all the developers were white western menyou knowthe only capable people on the planet
>>563961472They could've if they weren't braindead and got doxxed
>>563961452Dutch is too powerful
>>563961472RICO be serious
>>563960956<Spicy Butt Chocolate>Classic-we waiting u
>>563960960Epoch is experiencing a revival and a lot of anons have joined, one faggot will try to convince you it's band and dead but that's because he dedicated his life to shitposting against epoch to boost troontle and now that it's dead admitting he lost would be a suicidal hit to his ego
bweh...our untouchable kazakstan serbers...our goddess will never yield to shitzzard...
>>563961452fuck playing vanilla again, that shit is boring as hell and the average vanilla player is a fucking retard so le meaningful journey and making friends isn't even worth it
TAURIBULLS WON
What should the BBC+ guild name be?
wakfu won
>Shenna sent to the blacktanamo bay rape den until her blakced.com videos pay up blizzard's losses>Crogge forced femmed and dropped in chicongoAPOLOGIZE. V+1488 WON
So there aren't any server transfer options for characters from Turtle?
>>563961472They (well, the ones in Russia) can ignore the settlement but it fucks with their payment processors. You don't believe they were here for the hobby, right?
hope your bussy is loose enough for that BBC+ tranny
>FFXIV wins yet againTake the pill sisters.
so, Shenna sold out to Blizz? all non-chinese servers getting shut down? alledgedly chinese turtle wow is staying up but not this ruski server??? make it make sense.
I am downloading wallcraft
It's time to play a better game
>>563959225You're next.
>>563961472Blizzard finally got that fat german fuck Crogge by the balls.
Waiting you all on BBC+.
anyone put together a collage yet of all the cope spammed in these threads from fucking loser retards saying "hurr durr turtle will never shut down! muh russia! muh diplomatic immunity!!"
>>563961726>self-proclaimed right winger can't stop thinking in interracial sex and transsexuals It checks.
>>563961472The staff living in Russia had the obligation to give in to Blizzard's demands in order to spare their colleagues of criminal charges. There is no world where the US based staff get to leave the project and walk free of consequences while the game continues to operate, this wasn't a simple cease and desist. This was a lawsuit naming individuals by name and threatening to invoke a very serious clause in the USA court system. I think that's the part you're missing. There were going to be severe consequences for the TWoW staff in the US unless Blizzard got exactly what they wanted. So the TWoW team folded to protect their colleagues.
>>563961472Their staff was spread across countries where they could get fucked. They might had the option to either fuck over their staff and keep it running, except the ones in russia (and also never leave the country again), or comply. It's not public, so who knows
>>563961890the servers are in russia but the devs live in cunts within us jurisdiction
Fuvk Blizzard and fuck all of you celebrating this Put this in whatever cringe screencap compilation you are making: NOTHING will be as good as Turtle.
>>563961749to where? lmao
what class does <Nerub Silkweaving Forum> need
>>563961571>>563961449>>563961076haven't played retail in a while but looks sexo, here we go ig
HeySo basically I'm just not gonna play BlizzlikeI know...UGH I know...I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!It's just that I'm not gonna play it is all
>>563961515what'd i take
>>563961841Guess I could play RO again.
>>563961998in case you're not trolling to dab on turtle's grave any dps
>>563961792how about you take my dick you dumbass whore
>>563961982what the hell bro a couple of months ago you were a smug niggerwhat happened HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
800 people on epog we're so back gaytotes...
Eh? April fools?
>unironic paid blizzshits in the thread trying to advertise their rat maze of a gameIt's that bad, huh?
>>563961993blizzard classic+ of course
>>563961571>>563961076Go back to milking retarded furries. Wouldn't even touch retail with a ten foot pole
>>563960629No one to spend my boats trip with on pochie...
>>563958730paw within paw...
<gulag> won
Branded wonned
we are all playing NTE
Finally finished grinding 8/8 D1 gear! Now onto D2!
>>563962196vanilla was retail once too
>>563951976>Stormforge was Tauricore so they're also in dangerWait what? God damn it. I better not have to start over somewhere else.
>>563961472It doesn't matter where you're located if you rely entirely on Western (American) services to run your operation. The codebase is on GitHub, they use CloudFlare for DDOS protection. There was no real scenario where they don't get strangled by the law. For fucks sake, all the people coping are sitting there typing from a Windows PC talking about America having no influence over them.
>>563962042
>you now realize you wasted hundreds upon hundreds of hours leveling, raiding, farming random shit and it is all going to be gone foreverHow do you deal with this feeling?
>>563961273"open the goddamn wallet"
Shan't be playing Epoop, Taurjeet, Brownmane and whatever the fuck else there is.
>AkalixAbout to be castrated, force femmed and turned into a californian black gang member PERMANENT cracker cock toilet>Shenna AKA TroontaDeported via RICO, sent directly to Guantanamo bay to be PERMA blacked by the guards>CroggeDeported via RICO directly to chicongo to be raped to death by feral negroes
>>563962331dont listen to the clueless retard
did anyone get to play in the new zones? i was curious about the moon coast but i didn't have turtle installed anymore
>>563962363But I didn't do that
Epoch.Kezan.<Thousand Tusks>Join now.
>>563962318You also were a promising boy with a future instead of a disappointing retard, once.
>>563962363Realize that if you had fun that those times were not a waste
>>563962318was it? was the vanilla wow folder's name retail?
>>563962363Maybe the real Turtle WoW was the friends we made along the way
>>563962363Imagine being one of the players on the server for 8 years. Imagine the last 8 years for your life vanishing overnight.
>>563962414I really liked Balor.Especially with how it filtered out retards too stupid to click on a merchant and buy cheap swim speed pots.
>>563962363Same way we did with real vanilla, you cherished the fun memories and friends you made.
>>563962363I've lost meincraft worlds with more hours i couldn't care less about this
>>563962363you play private servers for a year, 2k hours and a wipe, you just saved yourself about 1000 hours.
>>563962363>hundredsTry thousands. Fucking kill me.
>>563962441no lmao
>>563962363did you have fun while doing it?
>>563962363I did that?
>>56396251025s is not cheap bro
>>563962363By that logic everything you do is a waste, especially shitposting on /vg/ threads.
Epoch chads, where can I register?
>>563960507of course it's a r*guekekbur even
>>563962363Nothing lasts forever. I walked away from my characters on retail after putting so much time into them, the only difference this time is that it isn't voluntary.
I feel like I'm out of the loop can anyone give me a TL;DR on Whitemane
fuck i wanted to experience the kino thousand needles tauren dungeon
>>563962635When a single one is enough to get you anywhere on the island and then some, yes it is. I had no problem buying as many as I needed and still having enough to train all my spells, buy a mount, and get the occasional upgrade off the AH on a fresh character.
Turtle lost Epoch won. it took 6 months but I'm vindicated get fucked losers. you brought this on yourselves.
>>563962763you still have a whole month to experience it
>constantly kick the hornets nest>get stungI simply cannot feel sorry for turtletrannies
>>563962363videogames are not an investment anon, what are you even saying? there's not cash reward on your deathbed for playing X hours of a game
what is alexensuals thoughts on this
twow was the last reminder of my asshole ex so im pretty stoked for the last reminder of his existance to be dead uwu
>>563962763It's pretty good
>epoch doesnt even have a dev team and it still lasted longer than turtlesmuganimegirl.jpeg
what does Aecheur think of this?
Worst. Pserver death. Ever.
>>563962763Server shutdown is on May 15th. It's a pretty low level dungeon so you still have ample time to level a character quick to experience it.
>outlives turtle wowhow did he do it?
What classes does Aecheurs epoch guild need?
>>563962363I had a full bis rogue literally bis in every slot. my final /played on the rogue alone is 71 days accumulated since I started in 2023I am sad of course but I always knew this would happen eventually. I had a lot of fun and lots of great memories were made, I don't consider it "wasted" in the slightest. my guild were awesome people too.
>>563962906Turtle lasted 8 years, anon
>>563962363you already wasted the time even if the server stayed up, loser faggot
>>563962363>got in during dev rp events and guild housing>got in during the prime era of stv arena teleporters / tents era>got in when the changes were still vanilla+ and not pinky fun server statusHundreds of hours enjoyed, thousands of hours saved not playing the pinktrans abomination
>>563962763longest walkback to the last boss with actual mechanics retards fuck up, it's not bad tho
>>563962363I've long become accustomed with ephemerality when it comes to video games. The best is over; it's all about making memories where you can.
>>563962960>i completed wow and all i got was this lousy screenshot
so can we finally admit that 90% of Turtle's custom content sucked?
>>563962926maybe if people are actually still playing for some reason
>>563963091No, we can finally stop pretending that 90% of the custom content sucked.
>>563963091A lot of the early stuff did, but they got better as they got more experienced. I liked Stormwrought Ruins.
>smugpost Turtle in every thread, video and trooncord>"it will never shutdown, the fuck blizzard gonna do LMAO!">shutdown in a month
>>563963091it was good
>>563959248people will pretend it's not true but pokemon still constantly gets tons of decent-to-actually-good content, even the worst games are still fun for a bit and /cozy/, it's one of the healthiest 30-year-old franchises i can think of ever existingnintendo has been flubbing and the business side has been annoying as fuck again lately (as they have been regularly since the 80s lol) but we still get decent games regularly and if the leaks are real a ton of actually maybe good stuff soonsonic has been a laughing stock for 20 years and at this point we're used to it and numb to it, as long as i get 1 good game every several years as we tend to i'm alright. it's not even really been that bad for a long time, just mediocre games and the comics shifting to appeal to le ebin reddit tumblr lgbt+++ fans blizzard is another beast fucking entirely. it's been like 3 massive permanent landslides down several orders of magnitude. from the glory days of the early 90s to late 00s there was the First Fall into Shit with partyfinder, cheevos and other gay ass shit in wrath leading into the literally unfinished dumpster fire that was cata, meanwhile starcraft 2 while decent was the first game that stank of that 'nublizz' fake-ass cleancut 'try to appeal to the masses rather than our fanbase no matter how huge it is' smell, as with d3/hots/etcthen the 2nd fall a few years ago with shutting down their even half-decent nublizz shit w/ no more expacs or sequels to sc, no more d3 or hots, the OW2 debacle, wc3r debacle and dragonflight being pure unbridled blue-haired californian bait and d4 being a complete goddamn travesty of ultra-forced surface-level attempt to recapture old-blizz charm falling on its facenow we're entering the 3rd nosedive with overwatch coming back again with even MORE gay black womyn heroes, even more gross monetization of wow and now even getting rid of all other options to enjoy their games, with nothing new on the horizon.
why couldnt it happen to horizon broskipling DO SOMETHING
>>563963091well good fuck riddance to tel'abim
>>563963091Nah most of it was good enough and some of it was actually good. The new quests padding out the gaps in vanilla leveling was already the best thing about it but throwing in some actually decent leveling rewards and entire new leveling dungeons kicked ass. Being able to stay in EK questing the entire way up to 60 never having to set foot in dirty stinking noshoes Kalimdor even once without ever running out of quests to do or dungeons to run was fantastic.
the custom content was mid actually
>some poor Turtle Dev just wasted hundreds of hours making new zones and dungeons/raids just to watch it all be deleted a month laterBet the cuck didn't even get paid for it~
Man. The way they handled the past few years really shows the colors of the people behind the projects.Still, the hardcore journey was the most memorable experience of the entirety of warcraft, bar none. I'm glad to have climbed to the top before the mountain came crashing down.
>>563960214how are priests on tauri?
where will i erp now?
>>563963091But it was goodThe zones and dungeons were the best I have seenThe story was the best I have seenPaladin was the most fun it has ever beenTurtle was good and we lost something genuinely special
>>563963452Good as always
>>563963486YWNBAW
>>563963091some of it was cringe some of it was basedthe dungeons were generally goodkara 40 was mostly good but there were still some really questionable decisions like having trash packs where you can get a debuff where moving wipes the raid but another mob in the same pack can cast blizzard that also wipes the raid if you don't move
>>563963434
>Turtle was gonna have Zul'Aman as a Horde capital>with Zul'jin back into being a major Horde figure instead of being turned into a villain for no reasonWatch his grandson in Midnight turn evil too.God I hate Blizzard.
we are all playing NTE herewe love gacha
>>563963634>>563963649kek
>>563963091bro got filtered by dragonmaw retreat
I kept warning ambershire cucks over and over that they'd never get to experience to kara 40. They didn't want to listen because muh fresh. You made your bed now sleep in it.
>>563963585I actually never played wod or legion... are there changes or it's blizzlike?
anyone playing any wrath servers?
one last run
>>563963693They also saved Kael's characterizationWhat a fucking wasteFuck Lizzard
APOLOGIZE
>>563963675>i don't mind playing on Warmane as long as the gameplay is fine
>>563963693yeah it was supposed to be kinolove the contrasttbc - silvermoon capital, zulaman raidturtle wow - silvermoon raid, zulaman capital
EVIL WILL NEVER DO AQ40 LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>563963815do they still have broken quests and mobs falling through the world?
I expect an apology for being correct by doing nothing.Yet again.
>>563963634I can go wider, you know!
>>563963091>the custom content was so bad that blizzard went after the server with legal action to shut it downstrange cope
>>563963795too bad it takes way more than a month to get all the resistance and general gear needed for kara 40, not to mention the long and expensive quest required to be able to access the outland portion. ambershire cucks will never, ever get to see kara 40... I warned you..
people coping for months>SUING THE DEVELOPERS? THEY WILL NEVER FIND THEM!>THEY FOUND THEM? UHHH THEY WILL JUST MOVE TO RUSSIA
Actually Turtle dying and the pserver scene returning to stock mangos 1.12 with 25 browns in a raid is a Good Thing™ , and here's why:
>>563963980yeah because nost wasnt a chink infested laggy ass server but a very good server :)
>>563963785like 99% blizzlike sadly
>>563963983you wasted years of your life on shenna's rent generatorlmao
>>563963842I hope they can at least share a few screenshots of what the partially developed looked like
>>563963091The class balance was outright badThe custom content was 90% shit as you say. But they were getting better.The shop was p2wThe server was almost entirely carried by its rules and actual enforcement of those rules. If blizzard gave even half a shit about banning RMTers, bots and GDKPers turtle would still be a 200pop nobody.
so now that the dust is settledwho was truly the best anon guild of turtle?
AAAAAAAAAA what do I do to get this shit to run again? Acension CoA worked in december
>>563963814Yep that's a Blizzard customer if I've ever seen one.
>>563964114I had fun and made many memories and friends while you spent years seething about it.lmao
<gulag> status? active.
>>563960930M-Mommy..
what server?
>>563964193I think they updated the launcher, redownload maybe
My comfy pochie alt leveling is going to be ruined by turdles...
>I made memories doing this shit thing with friends so therefore it do be good doe SHEEEEEEEEEESH!
>>563964278>>563963814
>>563964329This but unironically
>>563964329all you're doing is showcasing what a bitter loser you are lol
>>563964236Hungarian chads keep on winning
>ALMOST 1000
>>563963814that guy looks like he plays retail
>>563964221>customerIt's the classic lead devAggrend our fat ugly paladin biased retard bringing us classic+
>>563964329There is nothing wrong with it though.
Where were you when the turtle stopped living?
>>563963814>>563964464
>>563964445dev status?
In 4 and a half years, the only mounts I have is the obligatory turtle for PvP and the obligatory bug for AQ40. Otherwise, I PLAINSRUN YEAH
who else never gave shenna money?
>>563964410not after the recent electionpeter magyar is gonna bark when brussels says so and let in the migrants
>>563962363dont really care, this is the 5th or 6th classic server that ive played in the last 10 years, eventually all server go defunct and if they dont like classic retail you just stop playing because there is nothing left to do, i really enjoyed playing on turtle for 2 months and that's all that matters to me really, if anything im kinda relieved cos i was sinking too much time
I wonder how many troontle players are currently on suicide watch. People were taking it as a serous possibility before the general got raided
>>563964329Yes, and?
>>563964657shut the fuck up virgin
YES. THE FIRER RISES.
P-P-p-p-p-pochie..... won........(O_0)
>>563964642I didn't even play on his server lol
POCHIE RISE UP
>>563964710i'll kill you where you stand
shill harder
>>563964550hard at work to release Molten Core in may
>POCHIE WONPOCHIE WON>POCHIE WONPOCHIE WON>POCHIE WONPOCHIE WON>POCHIE WONPOCHIE WON>POCHIE WONPOCHIE WON>POCHIE WONPOCHIE WON
>>563962363could be worse, you could be one of the losers riding around on the boar leveling challenge mount
poochiegods...
>>563962506I played for 8 years.Dont feel like “8 years of my life are gone” at all.It’s literally just a game lol.I had my fun on TWoW and imo it peaked content/gameplay wise years ago, and has been downhill since.
>>563964657>seething judeo-magyar cigany
I will login if they bring Menethil back
I ascension malware? Windows keeps killing the process so I can't install shit kek.
<gulag> Won't fall. Everyone has the right to play. We don't like drama, its interferes with our "Conqueror" mentality.In <gulag> its all about game and content conquest
>>563964982>globalist jews celebrating his victory>t-t-t-this is a good thingyou'll seehope you weren't actually tricked into voting for your own destruction, that'd just be sad
only reason you play this shit is because its free lol
>>563965072yes
turtlesisters... our cope?
>>563965116>laughing at your own postlol
>>563965116Yeah, and?
POCHIE APRIL>POCHIE APRILPOCHIE APRIL>POCHIE APRIL
>>563965116>>563965125
>>563965165>turtlesisters... our rope?ftfy
>More poop getting flushed down the toiletIf they were so good how come they can't make their own game huh?
Laughing at all the losers who think it's actually shutting down.Torta is employing a technique where they say "we are shutting down" but are actually going to evacuate all the staff to Russia while Blizzard drinks champagne. What fools.
>>563964329>the theme park I used to go with my friend to have fun has closed>all my time there is wasted now
>>563965078holy based esl
>>563965305https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game_modding
>>563965165
>>563965165see>>563965319
Hey /wpsg/, with the server closing its doors, I found myself looking at old screenshots and thinking about the journey. While I haven't browsed /wpsg/ or been playing with anons for a long time, I wanted to drop a message before the lights go out.I know my departure wasn't the smoothest, and I'm sure most have moved on without a second thought, which is fair. I have some genuinely good memories from those early months of my journey, you all were a defining part of my Turtle WoW experience. So, for the good times and the shared journey, thanks. I hope you all found your own fun in the time since, and best of luck wherever you all land next.Farewell, Turtle WoW.
I hope none of you spent money on this vaporware
You're a traitor...You abandoned Epoch.We were told you were a tried & true, lifelong patriot. But when Kaytotes said he would save the private server community if we deposed Shenna... You did nothing. Was Kaytotes wrong about you?This is your final chance to prove your loyalty or be branded a deserter. We're giving you one final chance to stand with Epoch.You only have 20 minutes >>> https://ascension.gg/en
>>563965116I can also play retail for free (just selling gold I get by playing normally) yet I don't.
>>563965473this nigga thinks we know who he is
>>563965498Never playing Epoop, Ranjeet.
>>563965546If you don't you're the odd one out>>563965473o7 big J
>>563964642I never spent a dime, but I got the Dryad transmog from leveling to 60 on s&s.I wouldn't have had it any other way.
>>563962363Happened to me already with death of Excalibur a while back. Had thousands of hours. Fuck it life moves on. Made some frens on that server years and years ago and still in contact with some to this day.
>>563965481look at the cars in the background they arent even moving this is obviously AI fuck off
NOOO I SPENT 5000 DOLLARS ON THIS GAME FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
TURTLE WOW IS DOING THE EXACT SAME THING AS THE FRENCH DID IN WW2, THEY PRETEND TO SURRENDER WHILE ACTUALLY FLEEING TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY.ONLY IQLETS WILL ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT'S SHUTTING DOWN.
>>563964102Ah fug I now remember why I don't like later expansionsNO STARSHARDS
>>563965089stop doomposting, mutt.Orbán is a cigány, NEVER trust a cigány
POCHIE WEEKEND!!!!!!!
>>563962363What's the problem? You would have 2 years max you get for any WoW release/expansion before all your shit is worthless
>>563965635>TRVST THV PLVN
>>563965635>Shuts down the server and deletes all characters so he can sell new level 60s on the next oneShenna is too fucking evil someone has to stop him
EpochKezan/join DESU
>>563965078id join when they fuck off from the cringe orcoid expansion
And remember kids….NOREFUNDS
>>5639657852 more weeks and Legion releases.
>>563965782>KezanBASED
Do you believe in 'Gravity'?What you need is my Guild, "Full Moon Company".What you can find beyond the powers of my Guild is where you need to go in order to find Heaven. What you need is a trustworthy friend. He must be someone capable of controlling his own desires. He must be someone who is not interested in political power, fame, wealth, or sexual desire, and who chooses the will of God before the law of humans.Will I, ANON, be able to meet someone like this one day?What I also need is the lives of more than 36 humans who have sinned, because those who have sinned harbor a strong power within.There are 14 phrases that one must keep in mind:BbcheurNoiradinYebenKrarkMediolanonSlumberYjfsGorillaRauraRemingtonRauraSepulchreViraBasedgodI'll engrave these words onto my Charter so I won't forget them. What is most necessary is "courage"; I must have the courage to destroy my Guild momentarily. As it disintegrates, my Guild will absorb the souls of the 36 sinners and will give birth to something utterly new.Whatever is born will "awaken". It will show interest in the 14 words that my trusted friend will utter... My friend will trust me and I will become his "friend".Lastly, I need an appropriate location. North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes...Go there and wait for the New Moon...That's when "Evil" will come.
>>563951976This does mean the end for /wpsg/ as well? Since there won't be any private servers anymore in the future?
>>563956960https://youtu.be/FIREcQl1EX4?si=H7ZGeXdNVQjktTX1
>>563965481>nonono you don't understand yes I think AI and everyone who uses it should be killed but it's ok when i do it!
>>563965754My name is Blizzard Entertainment motherfuckerClose the serverThis is my gameClose the fucking serverNOWOr I will fucking C&D youDo you understand me?
Got ya now bitchSTUPID fucking junkie suck my dick you're going back in the retail crackden and pay me my 15 bucks a month + token + early access deluxe edition + boost + tip (tip of my DICK in ur mouth LMAO faggot bitch)You CANNOT escape retail. You CANNOT
lol'd
>>563965941Wallcraft will save us
>>563966021
>>563965941plenty of small servers, but /wpsg/ has had the "ONLY TURTLE" mentality for a while
>>563966021heckin epic bro he said the no no word
Pochie or Tauri?Tauri or Pochie?Help me...
>>563965498>tbc talents>tbc spells
>>563966128>words have power over meLOL
tall grass gets the scissors, or whateverlay low next time
>>563966141Whitemane
>>563966141Tauri actually has a guild
>Reading posts from the very last thread about how turtle will never shut down because their heckin servers are hosted in fuckistanAmazing. Truly terrific.
>>563965473
>>563966151lowkey less funservery and more true to vanilla than turtle's class changes
>>563964193EY TONEHHOW COME YA GAME DON WORK
can someone invite me to tauri guild
>>563965498Playing on epoch feels like hiring a hooker being pimped out by daddy ascension. I cannot imagine a more cucked server than this
>>563963285standard company progression, turning into a hollow shell. the good leave and the incompetent/evil take over.
>>563966353just whisper anyone from gulag
>>563966432There's been no one online for a few days now
>>563966141Pochie is quite literally deadTauri is stuck on a shit expansion until >Legion, but actually has people playing it and a guild
if tauri doesn't announce legion before turtle shuts down they are fucking stupid
>>563966492I will skin you alive you lying faggot
>>563966492>lying
I was this close to being Scarab Lord
>>563966492ermmmm
>>563966492thats literally wrong tho?
>>563966021He should have called everyone troons
>>563966493I don't know they broke 1k online today...
is tauri down? launcher shows all servers down and playing from wow.exe keeps disconnecting me
Imagine if Blizzshit bothered to do this.Even a half dead server like epoop can.
>>563966492kek what a braindead little tranny freak you are
PLEASE come play retail PLEASE ... *coughs blood*
POCHIE!
>>563966668The funny thing is that I played with that person once and they MIGHT be a girl (or they sound like a prepubescent boy) which makes it funnier that some whore dropped an all-caps NIGGER. They had a routine going selling poems in world chat too.
what server are we playing on now that turtle is kill?
Turtle shutting down won't make Dutch assign devs to epoch to fix it.
>>563966776>>563966808I kneel...
>>563965498>tbc talentsi like that they gave death wish back to fury warriors but they kept that stupid rampage ability for some reason instead of making it an aura like wotlk, keeping battle shout up is already anoying but now you also need to keep a pseudo battleshout on yourself with 30sec duration that can only be used after a condition is met and on top of that is on global cd, absolutely awful game design
>>563966543>>563966612where are you in stormwind
>>563966709tauri blocks everyone connecting from africa and china directly, you have to use their VPN
can someone explain to me how did Ascencion WoW survive thus far?
>>563966709imagine being mindbroken by tauri
>>563966776>>563966808holy based
>>563961472it goes beyong just hostingthey can but US courts can still cause ruckus with payment processors and it just goes to show how these based russians were in fact in it solely for the moneyalso many of the people actually working on the server arent RUS
>>563966918by laying low and not antagonizing blizzard
>>563966776I was in BRD when someone in my group suddenly went offline and I noticed his name was one of the ones that got banned.
>blizzlike classic plus with empty sharded world and retarded chinese gold sellingmay every subscriptioncuck burn in hell
>>563966904the nigger district
>>563966904trade district
>>563966918Dutch is Bobby Kotick wearing a wig and a fake mustache
>>563966709nevermind apparently they've moved on to legion now and the mop tab is defunct
>>563959784to be fair, at least doing stuff after 60 is technically possible. you can't even remain hardcore after 60 in Epoch
>>563966918Maybe cause they weren't tweeting at WoW staff every day about how much better they were, maybe cause they weren't running aggressive ad campaigns, maybe because they weren't getting people across the world to shill them for free 24/7 in any and all internet spaces adjacent to WoW and Blizzard and maybe just maybe because they didn't try to remake the game in fucking UE5 as if they owned the original.Just maybe, though.
>>563967029I can't imagine anyone actually fucking BUYING gold on a server that might not even get any updates anymoreWhy are they doing it? Who the fUCK are these people? Are they even people?
>>563967150It's automated ban for using gooner mods or sandboxing client.
I dont play wowif modded wow private servers are so popular why dont those devs just make their own game based off wow?
>>563964642>start to play about 1.5 months ago>check their donation store prices>damn that's expensive compared to other pservers, not even account wide>the GMs irk me the wrong way after not refunding me some gold caused by an unsolved bug ingame>ok fags, no donation from me then>no donation discount on easter toot. spent zero money on twow award owner
>>563966918its not hosted in the EU, like the rest of the fucking retards, its literally that simpleWarmane is hosted in bumfuck Kazakhstan or whatever and its literalyl untouchable despite being the biggest server by far for decade and a half now
>>563956960EAT SHIT FAGGOTSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>563967150most private servers players are brownit is known.
What does Shenna and Crogge look like? Do pictures of them exist online?
>>563966918trannies are always trying to get in the spotlightturtle devs constantly wanted to be the center of attention, the antithesis mentality that private server owners should havethe hubris and greed of turtle trannies led to their downfall
>>563967241Making your own game from scratch is harder than modding an existing one
>>563967236>sandboxing clientwhat are you talking about sandboxing is not against the rules
>>563967291Pictures of Shenna have been posted many times. She's just an average square-ish slavic girl. Newfags somehow cannot comprehend that ugly women exist.
>>563967045retailfags have a different mindset too so there's a culture clash when the two meetobv doesn't apply to everyonetruly grim tho
>>563967289brown website, newfag
>>563958887I miss Kollector...
>blizzkeks think all turtle players will suddenly move to blizz servers
>>563967291I love thrifty Ojou-samas.shenna got doxxed and people post her pictures occasionally it's from like 10 years ago, no idea what crogge looks like.
>evil will never surpass fmclmao
>>563967456grok is this true
>>563965116only reason you think you're a woman is because your uncle diddled you lol
>>563967291shenna is fuckable-ishcrogge prolly looks like your average school shooter
downloading epoop right now
>>563967425post the shenna cumtribute catbox
>>563967487I hope they go back to retailKeep them far away from Bronzebeard
>>563967291this is the only one I have
what server? are we moving to bros?
>>563967446cmon bro you just dont get it just tap your card and level boost man cmon we gotta go raid so we can log out what are you doing in an empty leveling zone man are you fucking poor or something
>>563958416Epoch hasnt done shit since purchase. I want a server with a future, regardless of population.
>>563957908Based AIKA poster
Sorry for your loss brehs>>563967487No thanks we don't want goldbuying brownoidsWe have enoughHonestly, they wouldn't be good enough for retail anyway. No more shitters please, thank you.
>>563967732PVP season?Onyxia?MC soon
Join me in the Deadmines Anon.
>>563967289did this guy add chocolate to make chocolate?
>>563962363Every online game shuts down eventually. This is a silly mentality.
>>563967714sorry man cant inv you this is spellcleave only, 5g for water btw
>>563967714YOOOOOOOOOO INV FOR SPELLCLEAVE BRUHGETTING THIS MAGE TO MAX SO I CAN START DOING MARA BOOSTS BREH!!!GET THAT MOENY BRUH!!!
I just Jibbed my pants
What server are moving to bros?
>>563967852I mean custom content. Changes you dumbass. Not "Releasing existing content on a schedule."
>>563962363ive spent 20k hours in dota2 and haven touched it in year and a half, whats the issue?
>>563967876yes hope you like poppin arteries
just joined tauri
>>563967712
>>563967117you could re-enable hardcore at 60, it's called 'inferno mode'
join me on tauri
The gay community on retail welcomes all Turtle players!
ok warmane fags where's your guild let me in
>>563968057I dunno if theres any worth it any more really.
>>563962363ok and? what do you think gaming is?
>>563962363>all these blizzard shill apologists replying to this acting like it is completely fine that Turtle is getting shut downOur general is being raided right now
>>563968106I'm talking about epoch, not turtle
Heh
>>563968126still better than the dungeon spics on tauri
>>563968170>same cope that nostalrius players used
>>563967924>>563967974this is the intended experience btw. if you disagree you will be issued C&Ds and be harassed by cuckifornian jewish lawyers
>>563968214Any good game will let you play forever without expiration dates. Online only shit is not worth playing.
>>563968170
>>563968126They'll feel right at home since most Turtle players are queers
>>563968334why are you even speaking to me when you're not supposed to path towards my PC following the restedxp guide
>>563968302NIGGER
>>563968163wait really?
>spends hundreds of hours mindlessly grinding and farming>I had fun you guys, I don't regret a thing :)
>>563963091Blizzard wanted to steal it so no.
>>563968543This but unironically and replace mindless with mindful
>>563968678>>563968678>>563968678>>563968678
>not rolling Guru
>>563968543>spends $50 us american dollars on the subscription based video game so that you can skip playing the video game and just log right out>I had fun you guys, I don't regret a thing :)
>>563966350>>563964308this is after uninstalling the launcher and reinstalling it. WHAT DOAYEEE C'MON HERE IM TRYING TO PLAY SOME RUNEMASTA. GABBAGOOL . AYE IM CASTIN HERE
>>563967487They don't care about that, they just want you to suffer. They're celebrating the megacorp's victory over those who refused to paypig because it makes them feel justified in paypigging.
>>563967753>Honestly, they wouldn't be good enough for retail anyway. No more shitters please, thank you.>play one (1) video game in your entire life>pretend that it is the most difficult video game of all gamesThe average bargain bin PS2 shovelware platformer is more difficult than WORLD OF WARCRAFT RAIDING in its mechanics.
>>563965894Good. Any server that accepts "donations" should be shut down, and any fag that gives them money should get fucked.