>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergBloodstain >>564169343
stop making early threads redditor
S-tier line
erg is finished
>>564237383i look like that and do that
who keeps posting that duck?
q up sussies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpif2shN0vg
I like Nightreign
blessing this thread with wholesome memes to unite the ergies
>>564237436this reminds me does anyone know if analyze levels up the same from insta-scanning or do you need to charge it?
>>564237416Got his ass>>564237446Looks way cooler than they do in game
>>564237698Instascanning works. As long as you get a buff/debuff the enemy, it counts.t. Played a bunch of scholar while Executor was bad
>>564238158Why would I want LLTBT on red birds? It doesn't do anything.
>>564238738do you want to fight 1 bird at a time or 3?
>>564238920Xhe wants to throw the game and have as many active Balancers as possible, obviously.
>>564238920Please provide evidence that LLTBT forces only one active ED Balancer at a time
>>564239289You're right in the sense that even if you DO have LLTBT you can absolutely fuck it up and attract more of them, if you however, don't play like a retard you can minimize the amount of them that will chase your party providing exactly two of you have LLTBT.
are you guys worried about computer part prices or are you guys all set rightt now
>>564239289it doesn't change that part, it just makes the others not throw spears at you
>>564239504modern games are shit so it doesn't matter
>>564239454There's been zero proof ever posted that LLTBT has any effect on the fight other than normal targeting people without it more often than people with it, which has been used to bait them for parries, but other than that extremely specific use case, there has never been proof it does anything to the balancers.
>>564239664yeah but what about running elden ring just having a decentish rig
i had lltbt and the bloody benchod always chased my teammates. when one of them went down, it always went for the other guy and never me.
>>564239504Nah I upgraded and got a 4090 at just the right time before prices exploded. Hopefully the situation is better by the time I have to upgrade again.
>>564239725DYOR, those of us who have tried it before have observed the results first hand
>>564239725With 2 lltb you can just let those 2 person focus on dealing damage and the one without focus on dodging worm and balancers. Yes you can still aggro more balancers with certain actions like dealing too much damage without killing one, ulting, reviving, etc, but that is less likely to happen if you can burst one quickly which is easier to do with 2 lltb as your dps doesn't have to think about dodging their chaser as they do damage>>564240082It depends on the number if you 3 have 9-9-9 everyone will still get a chaser each. If it's 0-6-9only 0 will be chased but if they went down 6 will It's in japanese but my source is:https://youtu.be/zjKccvNy5bk?si=FDF6K4vn3I8ny9Ka
consensual hand holding with roderika while telling her she is doing a good job
Here I go making another STR/FAI character...
>bfb+succ negation at merchmerch kino desualso sorry for vacuuming the antspur at first, I thought it was dropped for me then I saw the charged sorc buff on it kek
>>564240871I always end up with the same weapons>blasphemous blade>magma wyrm sword>magma blade>grafted dragon>maybe use the black gargoyle blade once in a while when i'm bored of seeing blasphemous blade
>>564241257For me it's a Flame Art Partizan.
>>564240871>GV at whatever and howl at 33any melee build should have faith
I miss Malenia.Will she be in the movie?
>>564240871do str/fth but a minor dip in fth. beastman build.
>>564241321I always forget about spears in elden ring desu even though i like the moveset. what do you usually put on it, flaming strike?>>564241478the greathammer is cool and throwing big rock is pretty great
BQQM
>>564240554>Video claims that additional balancers are activated based on aggro levels>Zero (0) proof to substantiate this claim, it's just stated and assumed to be true. There's no datamined behavior, there's no video evidence of attempting to test it by picking up or dropping LLTBT items, etc.>The one instance they attempt to use to "prove" its authenticity is that a second balancer was activated at some point despite multiple people having LLTBT, and this is proof because it was assumed to be the case that additional balancers only activate based on aggro level, resulting in entirely circular logicThis video is nonsense
Why are Ironeyes consistently the worst players?
>>564243176No they aren't... What... Noo.....
>>564243176after recluses, exejeets, revtroons*
>>564243176allures lazy players
>>564243176Look I may job from time to time but I wouldn't call myself the worstjust out of a run where our exejeet protagonist wasted 2/3 of day 2 on troll castle clearup instead of rot forest bossrush
new to souls, how does the armor rating work?is your toon's hitbox one solid unit where head, torso and leg ratings stack up?or is your hitbox really individual for each body part?
>toon
>>564241143also we got the night rider calv instakill thingy. cool!!! I know how to activate it but i wasnt particularly aiming for it, i guess blackflame makes it easy
gg mystery 2bugs, i thought it was gonna be libra...
>>564242438I think that video conclusively knocks you the fuck out, to be quite honest.
>>564243736yes, indeed
>>564243834gg I thought it was going to be libra too
>>564243176ironeye was the "r/eldenring said he was the best so I learned him and nobody else" pick.
>>564243840he's just ragebaiting by pretending to be retarded, don't bother
>>564241914Yeah, Flaming Strike is always a top choice. I really wish we had a version of Stomp Upward Cut that had flame effects the way Lorian's GS had in DS3.
>>564243389>double ironeye me as undertaker>cool they can do damage while I'm in melee>ironeye 1 dies TWICE at level one to baby spear guys>ironeye 2 finds a fortissax lightning spear seal in the first poi>it's all he uses for the whole match>dies constantly trying to get the cast off>ironeye 1 finds an envoy's greathorn and spends all match blowing snot bubbles>dies constantly trying to get the cast off>please bro I'm undertaker give me the greathorn>try to give them damage reduction bows>they never take one>died three times each to day 2 mohg>we loseThis is normal from ironeyes.
>>564242438it tracks with the games i played in the password and randoms, if you want to grief can you at least tell me your name so i can prepare
>>564242438>>564239725Flat-earther brain be like
>>564237330I like pretending I'm Siegmeyer/Siegward when I play with the onion knight raider skin. Talking to my friends with that voice, telling them they should've waited, shit like that. Fun.
>>564244097that would've been dope.
>>564243538Numerous such cases. exejeet is definitely a brown shitter magnet pick.
>>564244531Wholesome
>>564244849>>564243538Weird how you can't just say executor instead of exej**t... I'm starting to notice a pattern
>>564245632They don't deserve the respect. Simple as. You seem upset by the way?
ironeye's death scream is funny
>28 win streak ended by a connection error>-800 pointsI'm so sick of this shit
>>564245738Conn errors don't count
>>564245795Are you sure? I had one earlier where I didn't lose points but this one did make me lose points, first the host DC'ed, then the other guy did and then it finally booted me out, when I tried to rejoin it said the session already had ended
>audio >on 4chan webmsWho's gonna tell xher?
>>564245905Yassss
door stuck>>564245967are you autistic or just ESL?
>>564245723kinda unrelated but the invader's death screams are really unsettling, wylder's and ironeye's death by burn damage screams scare me.
>>564246092>posts a webm saying something is funny as if we can hear itretard
>>564246235still could go either way, i'm leaning more towards autism though
I think my hottest take is that ED Balancers is really fucking cool and one of my favorite fights. The giant eye in the sky, the balancers creepy screams as they keep being forced to revive, the giant worm dodging is fun. I like it a lot.
>>564246329Next time, post a worthwhile webm with relevant text attached. Hope this helps.
Regular boss random queue is a place of wonders, some agp erp gdpr duo scammed me out of a purple seal after I generously donated them a legendary wepon so I picked full life consequences libra and watched them panicTake that, furled finger timmy!
>>564246650i don't think it's a hot take to say how visually cool the fight is but the fight turning into an mmo mob farming party gets stale after a while and the worm can feel frustrating and it's also just a giant tree spirit>>564246732the text is relevant though?
>>564246854I like the fighting too. It's not too hard but if you mess up and kill too slow you get swarmed. I like ulcerated tree spirits.
Sorry I queued but I actually have to leave
>>564246650Everything about ED Balancers is aesthetically awesome to observe and appreciate right until the moment I get my shit shoved in, I need my own... Training Arc...
>>564240662girlfriend-deserving anon
I want to play Undertaker more but I’m too scared of throwing on her. I wish there was a super shitter proof build for her that would make me feel comfortable
>>564247417You're beautiful
>>564246650It’s crap. Doing the fight the proper way is dull is repetitive and if your doing it right nothing will ever change
>>564247312They stagger pretty easily and have low hp. It's all about being aggressive so you can kill them 1v1. If you can't kill them 1v1 then you're unlikely to kill them 1v2 or 1v3. It's very sink or swim. Also the earthquake move that the worm does you can just block.
>>564247525That's every fight. Every enemy in every fromsoft game has a right way to beat it.
>>564246650its a good fight, but not a good nightreign fight.
>>564247417You're just gonna have to play her and get comfortable, anon.
fulghor, heolster and dreglord are all simple fights where there's nothing you can mess up unlike the others but they're the best fights
>>564247787yep the most melee friendly fights are the best
>>564247657No other bosses have variations, patterns, etc. If you’re doing ED balancers the “correct” way you will literally have zero differences in the fight and will only ever see the bird charging attack and the worm phase. It’s a worse version of ED Libra
>>564247787Disagree on heolstor and dreglord. Those geysers can fuck you up some runs. Also the grounds flames and snake eyes just running up behind you and slamming
>>564248303sometimes a bird will randomly ult the moment she stands up and then slam dunk at you from 3 miles away but most partys will be able to kill it midair so lol
>>564246002Ok you were right, at 29 now, very chill run with two Ironeyes, extremely rare ocurrence
how do you make 0 int/0 fth builds fun?
>>564248435Nope, just means you don’t have enough distance when it wakes up. They will never break the charge>die>charge>die pattern if you space correctly
>>564248573Hit people with a cool weapon.
>>564247787This >>564248403Those fucking Geysers at D5 are run enders
>>564248635like
Combatant int/fth ugggh has been defeated
>>564248573like this
>>564248707Imagine stacking every fucking advantage ever and still losing, fucking retarded gankers
>>564248661That's gonna come down to your opinion. I like Zweihander, Lucerne, Great Mace, Flamberge, Pike for only physical attacks.
invader meta is so much better than gaols because they can spawn anywhere to dramatically change your route but also don't take up your whole day
>>564249090the gaols being stationary was a weird decision
>>564249005but you can also use those weapons on spell builds on top of a bunch of other tools.
I found out I have literally 0 (zero) relics with starting beastslopBack to big blue build for me ig, specialization is for faggots anyways
>>564249090Gaol rewards are so fucking shit too, I really don't understand D5 players going for this faggotry
>>564249383big blue?
gg hehe...
>>564249090>>564249396Selfish retarded revtroons go both because they don't need many drops, they already have beastslop on their starting weapon so they just do gaols and mines to juice their own damage because fuck everyone else the only one that matters is ME ME ME ME ME ME!
Should've kept the full HP negate Ironeye, I didn't need it.
>>564249448Well they are the main damage source so yeah? And with slop you kill shit extra fast esp for day 1
>>564249448@Shifty is this true?
>>564249448Helping your team helps you too
i've accrued a bare minimum beastslop build but i don't think it's enough to run it yet
>>564249448Raping your rev rapes you too
>>564249403Big blue (+bonus gaolslop that used to be the hip thing last time I played rev often)Who cares what dogshit spells I get if I can cast all of them, forever?
>>564248917I hate gankers
>>564249750You only need 3x phys4 and it's kinda crazy just off that
>>564249774need night invaders
>>564249750It’ll probably work fine. Just stack charged incantation passives
>>564249808well phys+4 is 12% which is the same as the spell school buff. i think i need both.
>>564249883Leave her alone
>>564249774You should have night invader over the pendant
>>564249984*unzips*
>>564250061congrats or sorry that happened to you
>>564250061can you post some anime booba at least
I just realized I don't know anything about placidusax even though I really like his design.
>>564246650>>564246770>>564247417>>564249383>>564245905Cute wyldwives!!!!
>>564250197what's there to know
>>564250227Who the fuck is he? What's the whole deal with the dragons in elden ring? Are they like the dragons in dark souls, these weird timeless stone dudes?
>>564236867looks like I got warned, some poor jannie I may know couldnt handle knowing about it
>>564250197He was the Elden Lord before Marika. He was also like the two fingers being able to commune directly with his god, whoever that was. Then he got trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber, his god left him, he lost some heads and when we find him he has been sitting there as a radio tower desperately trying to contact his god who never responds. Then we kill him.
>>564249535>>564249541>>564249731>>564249761And doing other POIs that benefit everyone also benefit yourself you have a better chance of getting attack at full hp/incant damage/charged incant damage/phys damage from item drops and also negations on everyone no point in doing shitty gaols for 5% for yourself only and low chance of something useful for everyone else.
>>564250447>Then he got trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber, his god left himWhy'd he get stuck in a hyperbolic time chamber lmao. Damn, so he just got fucked over by his gods?
FUTURESMADE OFVIRTUAL INSANITY
>>564250197he was the elden lord before marika or godfrey then godfrey chopped him up to usher in the new order while calling himself the first elden lord even though he served marika but oh wait no retcon that into placi and bayle chopping each other up for some reason at some point so we have even less clue into how or why the elden ring transferred owners
>>564250620ALWAYSSEEM TOGOVERNED BY THIS JANNIE
>>564250620fucked up how jamiroquai isn't black, just like blackguard big boggart
>>564250654Huh. So wait what. Is there an item or something abuot godfrey kicking his ass
>>564250654he never served marika
>>564250601It's not stated explicitly anywhere why he went there, at least I don't think. The implication is that he got his ass kicked (probably Marika's fault) then retreated into his time bunker to try and call for help from his god but he got ghosted.
How does anyone play undertaker in D5 solo. Like trying to kill just a basic POI boss on day 1 at level 2 or 3 is so hard. Like it takes me until the circle starts to close just to finish one easy POI and if the boss is red it's even worse as you can't trade with any attacks and the mace does such shit damage. I tried hoarfrrost stomp on her mace but even that only feels like a minor improvement and a waste of a relic slot as I bin the mace the moment I get something better but it's just so hard getting something better when you have ass starting gear.
>>564250742Why would they need to interact? It’s not like Radagon had to fight Godfrey for become the third Elden lord. I’m pretty sure there is lore about Godwyn being friendly with the dragons so maybe he helped facilitate him handing over the title or maybe it’s not any of them who decide
>>564250901I fucking love this guy. Look to him for how to do it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQzT0rmWRl8&t=1152s
>>564250879Lmao that's so fucking sad.>>564250928Oh. Interesting
>>564251007omfg bruh i just realized the new youtube embed has the volume button fucking HIDDEN next to the settings button and then bring ups a disjointed volume bar that you have to grab quick before it disappears, and shit always starts at 100% volume to blow out your eardrums. fucking jeettube i swear.>>564250901just find a wraith calling bell at the gravestones, or on a relic
>>564250061I got Idol Mari and had to spark Idol Sakurako
>>564251007what kind of cock and ball torture masochist does this for fun?
i'm bad
why
>>564250019Pendant is good shit though, and randos never fucking do invaders... I'll see if I have any revshit with invaders though564250208kill yourself
I want to kiss Madison
>Legendary greatsword felt weaker than my unpragged star fists
>>564252076retard
>>564252094whos Venus
< My anus status
>>564252168Why
>>564252268who did it this time?
how do I stop jobbing to random ass trash mobs? I die to those more than any boss
>>564251746>ergies see skilled gameplay>they speak ill of itI'm noticing...
>>564252435stop being fucking trash?
>>564252492no just dishonest retards like trish make comments like that
>>564252435You looking for a husband?
>>564252408He wields a katana and pretends to be a dog in the lands between>>564250019My ult feels naked now but we keep bluemaxxing until I get tired of riveting revenant gameplay once again
>>564251746That guy does! I love their videos so fucking much. No talking, no comments, no retarded twitch chat, just a guy playing the game at the level of a master.
>>564252094ununpgraded*>>564252263Don't know, new pw player maybe.
>>564252435Only way to get better is to be aware of your inadequacies and force yourself into those situations where you suck to try and overcome them.
>>564252650I’ll be honest you really shouldn’t play revenant if you aren’t school maxing. Building around her ult is pretty weird
>>564252650that's hundreds of faggy furries so you'll have to be more specific
>>564252697Billions must lick
Schlop Schlop Schlop Wylder spending quality time with his Sisterwife and witchwife. Playing with their many children Schlop Schlop Schlop.Ensuring the future of their happy famileee.
>>564253057
>Schlop Schlop Schlop Wylder spending quality time with his Sisterwife and witchwife. Playing with their many children Schlop Schlop Schlop.>Ensuring the future of their happy famileee.
>>564252697my wife
>>564253057weirdo
>AI slop exejeets is mad big Schloppa knows what's upkino
>>564252863I build around mana independence first and foremost and have generic incant+ DoN relics on to output okay damage with whatever I get, it's nowhere near beastslop but building around a particular school feels like shitty huge risk huge reward deal just on account of map seed/drop/routing rng.I'd invest into a school if I had a good starter incant relic to rely on, otherwise I get stuck casting pest threads and pocket sand as my best options at the end of day 2Ult buffs are just nice to have for support/burst damage when my pet executor whiffs one deflect too many
>>564253057basado
Going from number of spell uses system to FP system was an objective downgrade and only weapon art spammers disagree
I really don't mind people using super optimized twink invaders in Elden Ring, it's kind of what you have to do to stand a chance against password phantoms and shit, but it's pretty fucking gay that most of them are using obviously cheated endgame DLC shit at like RL15. It's one thing to do a death run to grab some items from later in the game but we all know these faggots aren't beating Mohg at 15+0.
>>564252697I'm not racist when I'm horny
Going from number of spell uses system to FP system was an objective upgrade and only dark bead spammers disagree
>>564253662If you look like that my face is your chair
>>564253683Nepheli is just tanned white.
>>564253678unc mad at video games
>>564253662PAWGS are OP and need to be nerfed!
>>564253772She's clearly first nations
>>564253772She is Italian or Argentinian
>>564253785Back in my day twinking used to mean something.
>>564253865>first nationsbonjour mon ami
>>564253678Want a sweatfest? Try hosting at stormveil at level 40.
>>564253953Even in 2011 on the xbox 360 twinks would just cheat for gear to gank undead burg noobs
>REDdites being sweaty smelly degenerates.Many such cases
>>564253986Dominic Decoco
>>564253932no she's not, she's from the lands between because she's directly from the lineage of my husband First Elden Lord Godfrey
>>564254039My favorite invader encounter was on a fresh confessor run right at the gate to Stormveil Castle grace, we had an honorable dooel of some powerstanced bleed sticks vs my trusty square off sword, square off wins every tiem
>>564254396Godfrey isn't from The Lands Between.
>>564254039I'm the one invading Stormveil at 40 with bleed Antspur and shit, but at least I only use shit I can legitimately grab myself.
MY gank rules are fair and just, always:>backhand blades, blind spot spam, moonveil users - death by gank>gs of damnation right out of pocket - host priority demonstration>le epik scriptkiddie aow swap/other leethax - death by gank with extreme prejudice>bluefag meddles in me getting my ass kicked - finger severer>ugly fashion - dejected emote>parry whiffer - lmao
>>564254841sex with dolls
>>564254995Hello, based department?
gg lltb fuckery
GgDunno how I missed like 4 times at the end
my mom literally looks like nepheli at least her nose and eyes
>>564255695Is your mom single?
>>564255695Do you want a new dad?
Balancers for breakfast!™>>564255395I was very reluctant to take one. I've been thinking about not taking one. Or at least, not being the first 2 to take one.>>564255513I don't know how I fell at the end. I drink the damage converting potion in the end. But after waiting for 19 out of 20 of the the Bird's combo attacks, my potion ran out. And I thought it was safe to hit them. But no. it did it's last little gotcha at the end. There's always one extra attack. Gosh, I miss attack windows. Remember when those were a think in video games?
>>564255749>>564255739i thought you guys didn't like dark skin people
>>564255816they're animals with no conviction lasting longer than just enough to have an impulse reaction be it cumming or malding
>>564255868i read cumming as cunning and was confused
and if a ten foot chudkills the both of usto goon by your sidewould be a heavenly goonicide
>>564255816Only the dark skinned men with low impulse control, low income and thus high crime rate.
>>564255932cumming cunningly >>564255983erg minds are so cute
>>564255816Colonizing is a proud white tradition.
>>564255816I'm one of the people who erps with trish so I like brown girls
my mom is in her 50s you guys are crazy
How the fuck do I dodge the worm phase in ED balancers?
euro hours are hot garbage, yikes!
>>564256307What's wrong with milfs?
>>564256267Proof?
>>564256332You have to zig when it zags
you'll be my demi human queeni'll be your misbegotten king
>>564256370yeah but you guys are like 30 years younger than her
>elden ring moviefromsoft is officially washed isnt it
>>564256420I read a lot of /ss/
fromsoft is a chopped unc
>>564256420That's the point.
>>564256528oh
>>564256528Peak woman
>>564256634Reminds me of my ex
>>564256768we're all gonna make it
>>564256791do you have link the first flame one
My cat is sleeping on me. He have me the strength to defeat the big bad dragon, caligo. I'm feeling like I got regular caligo down quite well.
>>564257687Show pussy
>>564257705
>>564258019Aww cute
Enemies hitting me through walls will never stop making me mad no matter how inconsequential it is.
melina or marika erg
melina because i am well adjusted
>>564259092Melina. As long as you're not a complete fucking retard who throws the world into the sun she's loyal. And she's hotter to boot.
>>564259092marika for me
marika because i can fix her
negative dps fight
>>564259184>>564259187but marika is a troon
So why is there a portal to leyndell in fia's boss room anyway? Lorewise and also mechanicswise. Why would I ever want to go straight to the capital skipping the entirety of altus and mt gelmir? There's already an exit to another area in deeproot, by the coffin that takes you to ainsel river. I swear next playthrough I'm never touching these stupid gates again, all they do is skip me ahead of shit and waste my time fast traveling back to where I was
>>564260078>Why would I ever want to go straight to liurnia skipping the entirety of limgrave and stormveil castle?>Why would I ever want to go straight to altus skipping the entirety of liurnia and the academy?
>>564260360Stormveil is probably the peak of the game though, Rya Lucaria was shit though.
>>564260360Yes, why? Those are the good parts of the game, the dogshit I'd want to skip comes way later. Put a teleporter after haligtree loretta that takes me straight to malenia, or one at the start of farum azula that goes straight to maliketh. That I would understand and appreciate
>>564260730putting a teleporter that takes me straight to yo mommas crib
>>564260554It’s insane how front loaded it is. Like if it was dark souls you would’ve had to navigate the lower town and fought the red wolf at the end then the second half would’ve been entirely navigating hogwarts and maybe doing a puzzle. You also would’ve got some lore like Rellana is experimenting with mpreg or something on the townsfolk. Elden ring? 2 minute trek through hogwarts, fight red wolf, run up 1 (one) flight of stairs and fight rennala
The thinks I would do to Rebenant.
I would happily go back to playing Elden Ring, but Nightreign is strictly better for two reasons:>Duchess>All weapons are buffable.(And, obviously, coop with shared progression). Why does Zaki hate weapon buffs? Luv me some glowing swords.
>>564261551but what about da peeveepee
>>564261684Duskbloods
>>564261801but its a cringe 2 exclusive
>>564259153>>564259156>>564259184>>564259187>equal voteshmm...
>>564261684pvp died long ago
>>564261551You can jerk off to her without playing the game.
>>564236512>>564235895>>564236053>>564236823Yeah fuck those heckin bigot chuds right! How dare they insult our valid trans posters?
>>564261551Nightreign is just constant coop bossing and coop bossing is all I did in all the souls games. When are they adding Ornstein and Smough to Nightreign?
>>564237330I’ve been enjoying this game more lately. But I still have a few nitpicks—mostly about gear. It’s by far the worst game in the trilogy for anyone who wants to build characters or try something different. It’s even worse than DES, which limits how many key items you can carry—I mean, KEY ITEMS. Enemies also have massive Poise compared to DES, where at least there’s more Neutral than DS1—where it’s all about combos and DPS optimization, and the game is lacking in that. At least you have two decent builds for most of the game: DPS + Poise (Stone Armor, Wolf Ring, PW, and RSTR) or Glass Cannon (big DPS weapon, PW, RSTR, and Sanctum), Speedrun (FAP, PW, RSTR, BK, or GL). But Deathless is more doable than I remembered, despite that one mandatory death with Seath. In fact, itemization in all games before Nightreign is pretty lackluster. BB lock gear in chalices that require you to finish the base game, and ER has limited NG gear, quest gear, and other bullshit that goes against theoretical crafting. Making the game linear in every way. I can sink hundreds of hours into Skyrim without ever doing the main quest, but in ER, doing that is a waste of time. God, I just want to play Nightreign
>>564262667So play Nightreign then?
cower in fear..of the night
>>564262916PC is dogshit and I can't afford to buy the game (wagie depth)
>>564263030Shut up, Margit.
>>564262667What the FUCK are you talking about?
>>564263068A lot of places will let you do payment plans for PCs. Places like bestbuy, newegg, ironside.
>>564252574rent free
>>564262667Yeah ngl I don't really know what you're trying to say
Imma queued my niggys
>>564264245Do you actually listen to ado?
>>564264407Nah I'm not a weeb I only listen to country music
>>564264459That's worse than a weeb
>>564264514If you're such a truWEEB name every Miku song
>>564264459Ah so you're a retarded tourist got it
>>564264813Yes
>>564264813>>564264459>actually listened to it>lame generic j-popExpected from erg
>>564264610Uhhhh Ocean Man, Superbeast, Alien Kamikaze and Powershifter.Did I win?
>>564265091Tbh yes
AHH!!
>>564265331AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>564265331>>564265513>revtroon lack of self awareness kino
>>564265513LMAO
>>564265513Relax little revvy double guardian isn't real they cant hurt you
to do the altus plateau or to do caelid...or to clear all the underground bs and do caelid and save altus for last...choices, choices, choices....
>>564237330DS1 has a more organic open-world design than the first game. But the most fantastic aspect of the aesthetic design is a bit of a mixed bag. There’s nothing as ridiculous as the grim reapers from DES, but a lot of the new designs—like the crystal dudes and darkwraiths—are kind of cringey. Catacombs has less environmental storytelling than Shrine of Storms. It’s like some of the ideas were split across levels—like the River of Souls, which went to the front of Nito’s Tomb and the Chasm DLC. Grim Reapers became ghosts and necromancers; Patches’ questline is still the same, it just ends like in DES. There are many other things that DS1 does better in terms of gameplay but is worse visually. I still think the idea of everything being imaginary concepts, like in DES, is better than the full fantasy approach DS1 started taking. Like, Gwyn is weak not because of self-sacrifice, but because people just stopped believing in him.
>>564265975I don't care
>>564265565I ONLY play UNDERTAKER and I LOSE most GAMES because I am depth 3 TRASH!
>>564265895Caelid has those little areas where the enemies are super strong so you wanna do it last so you're better prepared
I’ve never seen 4 big geysers spawn at the phase 3 transistion like that
>>564266457How are D3 piggies out there losing to base libra chat? Are we fr?
dotitao is live
>>564267050what did she say? ching chong ping pong?
>>564267116she's japanese
>>564266947Here's how most of my teammates play Libra: OH FUCK! OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?! PANIC! RUN IN CIRCLES! HOW DO I DO DAMAGE?!?!?!And then I lose after they die 6 times and I'm not good enough to solo a 3 man Libra.
gg birdies and hii bryn
just bought ds2 what am i in for
>>564268258A good gameMake sure you buy a crossbow/bow early on, you'll need it
>>564268258The most different of the dark souls.
>>564250208Wylder is the sissy wife indeed yes (the wife and cocksleeve of futa revenant)
>>564268734Futa rev poster you know what's good
>>564258019>skinnyfat potbellyAs expected from the average undersissy
>>564258019yeah hold up look at that beer belly dude keklay off the microplastics bro
>>564269017I want to kiss his tummy
>>564269184creepy...
>>564268258I'm not going to tell you
>>564269184Same
>>564268258The worst in the series, but still a comfy game.
>>564269318>>564269184don't reply to yourself faggot maggot thread shit-terr
>>564269318And blow air on it too like ppfpftAnd then suck his cock nasty
>>564265331Alt f4 bait
>>564269403>>564269396
>>564269017>>564269086I don't drink or do drugs and I know I'm fat. I have an eating disorder I'm working on. I have big weight fluctuations from 240 to 180 about every year.
shut it freak
>>564269554Cute babe. You got this.
>>564269184>>564269318>>564269403You're weird but thanks I guess.
By the way if anyone wants an idea of what lardcake looks like just look at current chris chan
>>564269439Guardians are so fucking shit
>>564265331triggering him is just cruel at this point.
>>564269716damn i didnt even think of that lmao
>>564269928Absolutely dripping with style
>>564269716Ughhh I wanna suck on her fucking massive tits
>>564246081Beat his arse.>>564246092There is at least one pedophile in that video.
>>564270094You would suck chris chan's tits?
>>564270394Why not bro needs sum fuk Im sure
>>564239289You need two people to have it for it to work best. Both of my teammates had it and we went with the hit and run tactic. They would only attack us (me) alone and all I had to do was walk around the balancers since they could easily take care of them without the worry of getting instakilled in the back out of nowhere.
original ds2 or scholar?
>>564270713Both are terrible.
>>564270713Both are amazing.
>>564269716Omg no, anon pls. I think I look pretty nice!
>>564271232Kill yourself lardshart.
>>564262013No thanks. Her animations and cooler than base game character, simple as
>>564266947You have no idea how easily d3 rando crumble vs base bosses. I actually rage quit over that, can't carry all games and some runs had people 3 bar to stuff like 1st phase regular Fuglhor
>>564271232You're 40 years old. 0.1% of trannies look good and that's only if they're in their 20s. Just give it up, you're a chris chan lookalike and there's nothing you can do to change that.
base fulghor is harder doebeit
>>564266947I imagine they can't tell what Libra is doing from his hand gestures, as far as they know a sigil pops out of nowhere and one shots them.
thousands
>>564271632Nuh uh I look nice.
>>564271632>>564269716>>564271361got his ass here can't lie
>>564272654can you be recluse and give me nursing handjobs?
gg druglordfist CR2s and powerstance straight swords cost more stamina than a col sword roll poke desu
GG Heolstor. I was thinking to drop the purp dmg neg on charged for blue but then I saw you both had higher hp than me. >>564273626They do and why I get hit because I am always out of stamina for being greedy. Works well 9/10 times.
>>564273705I should take a nap. That is not Heolstor but Greg.
>druglordWtf? So lame..Typical duchess main sense of humor
>>564273626>wyldjeeta with no 6th sensecinema
>>564273949you also main duchess doe
>druglordThat's so funny and whimsical Cc has the best sense of humor
cc x practice...
>>564271232Who exactly do you think you're fooling here?
>>564274367Practice practicing cc on cc…
words on the screen rn
>>564274250Nah I have the most games on honestcluse. Duchess is for when you wanna fraud it up and win easy
>ironeye and duchess in lobby screen>"nice, another comfy practice/cc run">it's creasy and tinpo>wylder and rev in lobby screen>"nice, another struggle-kino yerba/roxy run">it's pepe and shiftymy disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
good morning erg!!!
>>564275007What's the point of this post
>>564275007
What does the +dash attacks weapon passive actually do? Is it just when you hold run or is it also sprinting? Are there certain weapon ashes or character skills that count as dash attacks?
>>564275007my last duchess game was 38 expedition ago who are you
>>564275187
>>564275007>Two tryhards who play the same build every single time and will melty if you loseThat's like the opposite of comfy lol?
>poopoo and troonyduckeldritch nightmare lobby
melty ^
>>564275282It's just running r1/r2
>>564275315Shut up trash, you're no saint either.
These invaders' net is so shit that it lags the PvE in my world.
>>564275559>Everyone who disagrees with me is trishObsessedMany such cases
>>564275187Good morning.
>>564275195I like trying to predict who I'm gonna be playing with based on character selection screen and sometimes it leads to situations like those mentioned
I liek Roxy
>>564275772if you're this whiny other people prolly have the same impression about you
>>564275282>>564275452It's pretty good for great spears, since you get a multi hit dash attack. And for Raider's unique moveset, which also gets a multi hit dash attack.
>>564275559>>564275772you struck a nerv here, good job
>>564275415>>564275559>>564275305sent that faggot freak flying well done
gg shortest dreglord phase 2
27 dreglords in my last 100 is a stupidly high rate
>randomly namedrop my boogeyman because I'm obsessed>"Heh... sure told them. Nice job"
>>564275862nah I'm not, I actually cherish every erg game regardless of teammates and/or outcomeand I know everyone here is disappointed whenever they find out I'm in the lobby but that's ok
struck the nail on the head so hard it sent those freaks flying into a cinematic meltdown well done
oh it's belan
>>564276284You're an average player don't beat yourself up
>>564276339>anonymous poster is the boogeyman in my headkino
>>564276283>vaguepost melty after being exposedCinema
You guys are so mean to that belan guy
>>564276581Who aren't we mean to
i just saw a freak flying right over my house was it one of you guys
It's funny because they can't even cook a new samefag response to themselves it's always oh well done. The spoils of war anon is so funny
>>564276581>>564276641It’s erg culture to be mean to each other but actually like each other
>>564276754Speak for yourself, it's just the schizo threadshitters
>>564276667it was me i got hit by a nail head-hitting truth nuke
I want to be a girl...
I like belan
I don't think anyone here has been mean to meI've gotten into some arguments but they all had grounds and valid points to address
how do i become a threadshitter?
stop spreading your nerves all over the place
>>564277210Say stupid shit and then samefagit's rly popular
>>564276929sludge...
>>564276929Who do you main and who is your crush
>>564277210Be an S tier player
>>564277538It's a secret
>>564277883Rev, cc got it
does this happen in your lobby?
>>564277904Wrong
>>564278190Duchess, Clumsy got it
>>564278190Recluse, Zorban, got it
>>564278252Good choice Clumsy is one of my top erg husbands, underrated
GG Caligo
>>564278737>>564277538>>564276929>>564277904>>564278252>>564278535Shut the hell up with these garbage posts
>>564278789Ahhh spooky griefer lobby
>>564279021>still seething
I will be ungballol
I will be the next ongterr
>>564279021Meet your heroes. All it takes is one bullet to the head.
>>564279229>>564279375Triggered the shitters with this simple post nice
what do these ongbal posts mean?
Sent that maggot freak swimming into the ocean and hit the heads right on the nail nicely done the wars of spoil are now yours
>>564276002Thank you
>>564280018happy for you or sorry that happened
will there also be a nightreign movie?
>>564268734>>564268791Silence cuck
>>564268258The main area is the best part of it. Hope you didn’t spend more than 5 dollars on that shit.
>>564255695>>564255816>>564256307She’s built for it I have to tell you
>>564265513>>564265331I don’t get it.
>>564253214… why is executor cosplaying as Wylder…?? so lame and weird…..
>>564274489oh hey it’s the shitter image
queue?
>>564253865Those don’t exist here
>>564276012Don’t post my wife in this shithole idiot
>>564253214>Execusaar, please, you must never poo in the loo, bloody. Vishnu forbids it.
>>564258019Kind of looks like mine that died 4 years ago. Take care of him.
>>564256440>took him this long to realizejust wait until you hear about the elden ring theme park
>dodging in 2k26
>>564261684no one with a penis cares about that.
>>564281508Soz g2g
i'm afraid to post because someone might send me flying
>>564281023>zoomer doesn't know about higurashi
>>564269716>>564269928>>564271632Source?
gg ed horsieall nattie health bar, no libra juice or grafteds
>>564281916Cringe cheater
>>564275195 this but >>564274641
>>564281916>every single player in this lobby has trish blocked
>>564263331Aren’t the PCs those places put together dogshit?
I haven't played since everdarks and usually like playing solo, what relics do I aim for in the DLC?
>>564282206Newegg has good pcs
>>564265203>>564265091>>564264407is she actually good or what im kinda curious
>>564261225> Elden ring? 2 minute trek through hogwarts, fight red wolf, run up 1 (one) flight of stairs and fight rennalaprobably the most accurate way of putting it anyone has ever done
>>564280593I will not be silencedhttps://litter.catbox.moe/oc8beug1qirdtnqq.jpeg
>>564281916blessed lobby
What lobby isn't nightmarish?
>>564266947I regularly watch d4 randoms on Zorban's stream walk up to Caligo when she does the stand up and breathe down to the ground move and the randoms don't even try to move away and just die.
>>564282665I like feet
Rya is a demogod right? Being the daughter of Rykard and all
>>564283261Stupid retard stfu
god damn I really misrolled every dog's oneshot move.
>>564283298Elaborate
>>564281023why are you defending the obese tranny
They'd better slap CGI on the demigods to make them all 10 feet tall like in the gamelike Xerxes in 300
>>564283724>he thinks we will see the demigods...>he thinks they won't pull some bullshit "they grew larger over time because of the greater runes"...
So you guys were experimenting with some meme builds or what?>>564283454I had a feeling that was going to happen. I thought about trading you my 24% full HP negations. But then I remembered the dogs one shotting me through a 40%, and figured I needed both of my negations to survive. But there was just no way the dogs are going to let you get charged attacks in to activate your charge negations. And Raider is too slow to activate successive negations in most fights. So you pretty much had no negations, practically speaking.And Revenant literally had no negations.I don't know if you guys could see it over the landscape. But I dodged the last attack, however, the lingering fire burned me. I still don't know what to do about that. How are you supposed to dodge the sword and the fire both? It feels like the fire particles are RNG.
daily creasyjeet humiliation ritual
>>564284035>>564283982man I was missing these, it wasn't daily for a while
>>564282150Good theyre cringe griefers. In the archive its full of proof>>564282352I checked it out and it was some lame af j-pop. At least miku has the robotic voice that makes her unique
>>564252837>>564252697>>564253662>>564254841Godfrey is so lucky it’s crazy…>>564261418Wylder too…
>>564284225>>564264407>>564264245desu ado is great as long as she's not screaming like she's being murdered
>>564256528Made for me
>>564284375If I wanted to listen to some generic j-pop crap I'd listen to every anime opening ever
>>564284035>>564284201I don't miss you saying that after every post I make. Sheesh. Shits actually kind of annoying.
>>564281741>>564283690that’s not what i said
>>564283724They’re not going to stop setting yourself up for disappointment
>>564284447If you say shit like this you better not be the type of nigga that listens to some dawgshit like mumble rap
>>564284319>>564284382Hate to break it to you but those women are actually all futa rev's breeding sows to be raped and inflated with ludicrous amounts of doll cum sorry I don't make the rules it's just the objective truth
If I can win the next 6 games, I'll finally get this ugly 4 game loss off my record.
>>564284447you made the weeb mad good job
good goat
>>564284683lmao the weeb is mad? Go put on a kimono John-san>>564284707Finally a good post
>>564269184>>564269086>>564269017>>564269396>>564269403>>564269692>>564269318why are you so weird can you just behave like a normal person
>>564270713You’re in for a subpar experience regardless so spin a wheel I guess
>>564284942do you unironically listen to nagger music? thats kinda gross dude
I mean isn't the ER movie director Alex Garland from 28 jeets laterThat's as good as it gets for current hollywood slop>>564284707So much passion in these posts I admire you...
>>564282150I miss this show. Fun times jerking to it.
>>564284683Got his ass there can’t even lie
>>564285291>Weeb mad his music taste got called out as dogshitI thought it would be something interesting like Miku at least
>>564285071accurate quotes all those posts are weird but it seems your work is not done yet
>>564285428>>564284942
>>564285779>>564285071Weird posts...
Are there any character stories in the DLC? I discovered the dreglord and unlocked scholar/undertaker but I'm not really given any hints as to where the new bosses/etc are
>>564285838>>564283647
>>564285864Every character has their remembrance quest chain, scholar and undertaker included if thats what you're asking.
>>564286165alright thanks, I'm just finding the game really hard to get back into since I spent so many months not-playing
gg ED scythe gang
>>564285428I’m not him though see>>564285832
gg triple fire scythe gang
>>564285428hit the nail on the head and caused much seething
>>564286863>>564286804ggs no fire weapon lootI got some griefdian CE kino too
GG Bugs
My fire pot build is better desu
>>564287309I've got a better one dedicated to just fire potting, the firepots in this build are just there to kill invaders and ult/pot pois day 1/2.Too bad we had a fucking terrible seed with 3 watchdog ruins, 4 sleep ruins and a troll castle so I didn't really get to use the build
>>564274813You're still dogshit though?
that went relatively ok, until it didn't
>>564276339that retard can't route for shit lol
>>564284535no it's pretty obvious you're upset we're making fun of a chris chan lookalike
Shut up none of you play scholar you're all Duchess/Wyldjeet/Ironeye frauds
>>564287485Huh I thought it was better, two of my relics kinda suck. The three thrusting swords relic one is god tier though. I also never found throwing pot/night invaders and throwing pot/confer after billions of murk which is sad
>>564285071You seem... upset?
>>564287912Do night invaders add to throwing pot damage?
>>564287510desu you threw the fucking run there
what's a good carry build for a shitter lobby
>>564288041Yeah gaols and invaders are global damage ups like the 3+ weapons giving 20% global damage too
>>564287952 (me) Meant for >>564287853
>>564288058Beast claw Rev. 3 bar rez, crazy damage.
>>564287853im sure you’d like to believe that
>>564288161right i'll consider that
>>564288054gonna cry?
>>564288058Duchess or iron eye
>>564287105Don’t talk to yourself freak.
>>564288328what kind of duchess?
>>564287902Wyldgawd* to you offmetacuck
>>564288152>>564288171>troon chaser seethes and replies twice in a fit of anger lol
>>564288454Str respec fists with hp on every line
>>564288760ugeh...
is the pw dead or what?
>>564289209Only the discord uses the password.
>>564289209Did you move onto the erp pass instead of erg yet?
>>564289209too sleepy to go for more runs sorry.
>>564288058Crit executor
>>564289209There’s only ever 3-8 people on at a time. Seems like one group lost to something and some other creasy group lost to dogs so that probably stopped a few requeues. Also Tuesday night on the password is cursed for some reason
>>564289292That's not even true
how do I join the 'cord?
>>564289209we moved to a new password now it's "terr" without quotation
>>564289380who's on the erp passie?
>>564289512Keep going lol
>>564289209I’m at the doctor and then I’m going out to eat and then maybe I queue
>>564289472>gets carried on hard bosses >zdps outside of stealing crits No
>>564275305I hope you have a nice day if you're the real mr perfumer man
>>564288058Fist Wylder. Stack phys/HP
>>564275756
>>564287912That triple thrusting sword relic is nuts
AAAAAAAAAAAH JEW JEW JEW JEW
>>564290026this is my favorite set but sometimes i couldn't use it because i hate having 3 melees
>>564288058Greatsword Wylder or Colossal charge attacks Raider with post dmg healing
>>564290131you rike pig gaijin??
>>564285832I tell my husband every time this image gets posted and he's well chuffed about it
>>564290131what does this mean
>>564289618No really there has never been an erg discord until a few months ago but before that we were all just playing with each other and alot of anons didn't join the recently made discord so we still play and communicate with each other in the thread and so do the ones who are in the discord
>>564290482math say theres thousands of dsgers
>>564290482ds3 price history
>>564290632oh ok I see that's nice for you thank you for sharing with me and I hope your day is nice
>>564290718thank you, pretty incredible that elden ring was so good they could start behaving like a pretentious big company about their pricing
>>564290632Shut up for once
gg mystery horse, starting lightning grease comes in handy every now and then
>>564291160You don't need lightningYou only have to charged r2
>>564291160Duo lobby
>>564291160ggs no one picked up the haloslop>>564291361if you have a lightning weapon it puts a long DoT on him, you only CR2 the second time he does it because while he has the DoT more lightning damage wouldn't cancel it
>>564256768me falling asleep to mommy asmr every night
>>564291998That's a bit embarrassing
>>564291998your girlfriend is going to leave you
>>564256785
>>564256528erg girls looks like this and say this
>>564291998Retard
>>564292103You can't embarrass the shameless>>564292141She already did years ago>>564292218Thanks, me too
I got an exciting new gimmick I can't wait to debut it when the time is right
>>564291761Yeah sure lightning helps but if we're talking about just breaking the spear charge then you only have to cr2
>>564292217Brown.
>>564292521>>564291998>
>>564292838thats pretty gay so no, I did go "omg where is tyrone? I can't see him guys" whenever the lights turned off though
>>564291998
back in queue
I found tinpo's furry porn art
>>564293472You lie
>>564293532He has like 250 drawings on this one website
>>564293729proof?
>>564293768Yes, but won't share just yet, be patient
>proof?>yes
>>564293729
This is the type of person namedropping (You), just pure dementia
i don't even have 10 drawings on my pixiv
>>564289575>>564289380
gg mystery white birds, almost thought the server was gonna blow up at the start
>>564283724They should've gotten a fat chick to play her.
Rev players. Mental illness. Do the math.
>fat
>>564295464duchess isn't that big
>>564295340disgusting
>>564295464This is canon btw she then went on to rape the rest of the nightfarers and turn them into sissy fuck meat
>>564295590sorry but cannonically rev gets beaten the shit out of even with her being able to summon all 3 family members at the same time
>>564295558gay
So what's the timeline. Do we kill Dreglord before or after Heolstor?Scholar's the one to canonically kill Dreglord but Undertaker's remembrance has her fighting Heolstor
What's the point of Nightreign? From what I've seen it just seems like Unceasing Tedium: The Game
>>564296217Stop.
>>564296217post some more bitches and maybe ill give you the answer
>>564296217Whats the point of anything? Get a fent addiction.
Look closely now, xhe's scared
why did nightre*gn fail?
>>564295821This is untrue because the mere sight of revenant's colossal musky throbbing futa cockflesh will put anyone in a trance and before they know it they're mounted by this sex crazed gremlin doll and their bodies forcibly change to suit her desires but only if they're a male and then they get filled to the brim by her thick warm oozing stream of ballsnot
>>564296573Because nobody wants a Souls game with preset characters and boring randomized worlds.
It's so hard not going str/fth every time I feel like replaying the game
>>564296573They didn't have the vision to turn it into a true live service game with weekly events, new updates and extra paid gacha skins and/or battlepasses to farm. They could have jewed us so hard and made bank off it.
>>564296934Based paladinbro.
>>564296038Canonically sometimes wylder restarts the whole thing or iron eye makes it go on for a while but it seems they’re typically just trapped in a never ending loop of trying and dying then trying all over again until you reach an ending. The ending is linked to heolstor so he’s the last boss they fight. That why they’ve forgot their past, they’ve tried and failed to kill the nightlords for a very long time until I took control of one of them and carried the roundtable to victory
>>564296593cc...
>>564296593Don't be so hot in this shithole please
>>564296934do a spellcaster only build next time
>>564297964>the two lamest characters are responsible for prolonging everyone's sufferingmakes sense
>>564293729>>564294105He already deleted everything and erased his traces, well done retard
>>564292848Do you have the blogpost soijak
>>564296038nta butalso is this supposed to be after the Shattering, or parallel to it in a closed loop, or something else? I notice that while they've thrown in demigods they've only done so for guys with clones/projections [Morgott, Mohg, and Godrick], and every boss who was a named character in base ER gets a generic name to imply they're someone else [e.g. Outland Commander, Carian Royal Knight, Grafted Monarch].
>>564296038>>564297964>>564298547>headcanon
>>564298626What’s headcanon specifically
>>564296593Least homosexual rev main
1/3
gg mystery ED libra, that was some big clit recluse damage
gg. thanks a lot for the seal i felt so powerful...
The only thing stopping me from trying the password is the dishonest duo
>tinpojeet talking about saarself and samefagging, 0 attentionSo lame and pathetic
Embarassing trish by training his affair partner to be a better recluse
wasnt me negga
>>564298547I thought prerelease material described it as either a distant future or a parallel timeline, I believe the distant future one more because Limveld is clearly a torn shard of the lands between after ages of cataclysm
>>564299017Probably learned from mushjeeta the lamest samefag of all
>>564299134no one could top skorvan the best recluse
I like skorvan
>>564299613is he fun to play with? would we play with him sometime?
DSG
>>564298837Revenant is a girl so it's not homosexual at all
i miss skorvan
you can go back to playing with your boyfriend I'll reply to you in an hour or two
>>564295340>>564295464>>564296217Kill yourselves.
>>564299134The "g" in /erg/ stands for grooming
>jasmine is on his grief build again Fuck off already
jastinpojeeyorvan is at tit again
you didn't even send your message, coward
PartyEye
did you leave your dildo out on the nightstand some weeks ago by the way I can see it on your photo
We're the ergieyogurt choir oh yes it's trueWe love to sing these songs for you
Spoogy woogy
>>564280441she bought this
selfish loser
stpid ass cat wont aggro
>>564292838I don't see how this was ban-worthy over the other typical off-topic garbage.
>>564305119a specific jannie has been having a little breakdown recently
gg ed horselost my aesthic trial to rain damage sad
gg big fulGAWD>whiffed ult like a retardaura loss>clapping emote during huge nuke animation then dodge it while in the hit zoneaura recovered
>>564299075Cool gif>>564300536Me too
so close
>>564290632Your general is gone and never coming back
>>564305119>>564305419i've never had that feling before
>>564288729>self narration hoursKino
>>564256768>>564292141she never existed relax
ah mass reply jeet woke up and just on time as well, hooray
>>564298065he didn’t say guardian and executor though
>>564296217And you’re entirely right ignore shills telling you otherwise also nice tits
>>564290339As in he gets upset?
>>564307627Yeah, that poster is obsessed and mindbroken because those are the 2 coolest and STRONGEST male characters.
>>564296573Soulless cash grab game and everything in it reflects that.
>>564296217built frankly
>>564295590>>564296593Worst posts in the thread award
>>564300367Not in your phallic headcanon
>>564306948>>564307152>>564307458>>564307627>>564307761>>564307885>>564308008>>564308023Do you really have to wake up everyday and rapid fire replies to posts that are hours old, learn how to use the damn website
Fists undertaker or power stancing collosal weapons?
>>564308385Use colossals or I'll block you for copying my build
>>564308357don't bother with him man he's clearly mentally illbecause only the mentally ill would come to shit up a community daily of a game he doesn't even like
>>564307764the opposite he smiles a lot and feels self satisfied that he sent me that image and that I posted it here and it caught on
>>564308826if you said this about a forum or a discord it would make more sense but pretending like a thread on 4chan can ever have a sense of "community" is like trying to say the same about a town square in a major city full of homeless and tourists and grifters
give us the nokron treetrunks lore
gg ED bugsalmost there at getting a pre-possession kill on bugs, might need to time my restage better
remember /bbg/
>>564309534they carried me through blb
remember /dsg/ +/bbg/ + /eroge/ - Demon's/Dark Souls General + Bloodborne General + Elden Ring Online General
>>564309534this is /bbg/
remember levi
remember the fun times at sl90 'tiff
>>564309426it is possible if you displace the homeless and scare away tourists/grifterswanna know how? gatekeeping. look at /msg/ and /hdg/ for example, they don't have any trannies or thread shitters stinking up the place in every thread and there's probably more generals like it too. simply put, we failed to gatekeep and now we have become one of the shittiest gens on this website
>>564310449we can still have some of those
>>564309530Does Practice play 24/7
>>564308357 (me)Meant solely and exclusively for >>564307551 (me)
>>564310225>>564309534>>564308357>>564308826Kill yourself obnoxious threadshitter
>>564310557gatekeeping is for discords, this website is not even a town square so much as a back alley where weirdos hang out, just have fun dumbass it's so embarrassing to try to take a 4chan thread as seriously as you do, you're the one that wants to call a public toilet your home
vgh
>>564308357You have issues dude. A post being hours old doesn’t suddenly mean they don’t exist anymore. Get yourself checked for whatever brown mental illness that causes you to have conniptions over this and pray to Vishnu or whoever the fuck you believe in that there’s a cure for it.
Q
even doe gatekeeping would work instantly the moment we start using niggerg as a ps
>>564309146… That’s not what “well chuffed” means
>>564310776>>564309426Ignore the threadshitter please, he’s chiefly the main reason this place is like this, he’s gone mask off with the “even doe” posting it’s just classic /dee ess jeet/ falseflagging
>>564310894erg is not ready for this trvke svpernova
>>564310894this
>>564310776We are so cute for sharing this toilet together
>>564311145>>564311084>>564310894Don’t talk to yourself faggot maggot threadshitting freak shut it
what's an underrated boss/miniboss you like
>>564311207t. the tourist that niggerg was meant to gatekeep
>>564311207sorry the nword triggers you that much
>>564310310Nope. Not kino enough.
>>564310894you get banned if you do, don't get me wrong I like to smile
>>564311218remains kun
>>564311218i like the beastly brigade fights >>564310923okay i will bite what does it mean according to you?
>>564311307>>564311259Don’t reply twice freak
>>564310776>come here daily to try to discuss the videogame with likeminded individuals>''ermmm sorry chud you're not supposed to take it seriously you have to constantly shitpost and make the experience worse for everyone else''you act as if every thread/general is a public toilet, are you a newfag or something? it IS possible to have a community here and the evidence is present. am i at fault for wanting to have a clean and safe town square instead of a run down slums shithole?
>>564305119>>564305419What was it
>>564299134What are you on about
>>564311974you'll have to colonise these ergies
The game just shut down, I’m coming back
>>564311974>am i at fault for wanting to have a clean and safe town square instead of a run down slums shithole?Yes, because /dsg/ still and forever haunts all Fromsoft/Souls discussion on 4chan. You are asking people who have shit in the streets of India for a thousand years to suddenly start using toilets and washing their hands.
>>564312898this is 4chan we BEEN ass deep in india lil dude
I want to be an erg girl.....
the pakis are obsessing over India again
gg ED servers kek
If I’d lost from that horseshit I would’ve been done. All 3 dogs just spawned straightaway and I was fighting alone for about 2 minutes with stupid wrath of gold. No more queuing on a Tuesday night
>>564313789oh fuck i forgot it's tuesday night, thanks for the save
>>564312898ABSOLUTE TRUUUTH
>>564313889what happens on tuesday
>>564313989the sisters have to take their hormone injection
>>564313989steam maintenance, i've had games DC because of it beforei've seen it happen on wednesday nights rarely too
some call it the deadest queue that ever existed
>>564313621>>564312339>>564310894>>564311084your gennie is gone and never coming back
>>564313789chews-day maintenance isn't for another hour and a half.
>>564313989Steam maintenance. It used to completely kick you out of games but now it’s “””””””””fixed””””””””” so the servers just completely shit themselves from about 40 minutes ago for the next 3 hours randomly and you can get perma kicked from a game
>>564314214the sky and the cosmos are one..
why did you quote me ffs
>>564314250When it was a thing that kicked you it used to happen about now for me. And I always have the worst games server wise between 9pm-12pm on a Tuesday so I’m not queuing through it again
Bloody helice is my fav weapon, that running r2 just chefs kiss. I've been doing reverse dinasty finesse's to hit the boss and make use of skill attack, it does a decent amount of damage.All arcane based weapons are so cool and red.
>>564314726I'm going to rape you and then cut up your body in 40 pieces
>>564314726Your based
>>564310776So you're here -because- this place a shithole, meaning you have a vested interest in keeping it a shithole. So you're exactly why we need to gatekeep.
>>564314819>>564314842Y-You too
nightreign sissies are your enemy leave DSGODS out of this mess
>>564314943tell me when you find that gate braddah
>>564315219Shut your faggot ass up and see >>564314214
you either hate dsg or imitate their lingo no other way 'round
>>564315532you can't prove me wrong.......
>>564315364It's called niggerg
Hey guys it's me the soldier spirit ashes only challenge guy.I finally got a Great grave glovewort, (the hero's graves one). I'm pretty sure fire giant is still not beatable, so it's either mohg or niall, either one gives me access to more Great grave gloveworts (so does fire giant but it's too much of a gamble) oh I also got the +3 cerulean medallion. I'm kind of unsure on which one I should spend it on since the run pretty much depends on it.
i don't even know what the tiff is
>>564316039tifanny I think, some player?
>>564315609That's just sharty lingo though>>564315969Ayyy glad you're still going
>>564315609It’s not their lingo retard>>564315680>>564314214
>>564315969Step 1: make a backupStep 2: experiment
>>564316039>>564316114Hello I am a /dsg/ historian. "tiff" stands for "pontiff" which refers to the area of the videogame in dark souls 3 after the boss "pontiff sulyvahn", which was one of two official covenant pvp areas in the game where many tryhard players and unsuspecting hosts flocked to. It is required to traverse in order to beat the game as one of the main bosses is in the area right after this one.
>>564316118Honestly didn't want to sound obnoxious by spamming nothingburgers everyday so I waited until something big happened or if I got stuck again on what to do. I also forgot to mention, but the two tree spirits the redmanes killed got me the last flask upgrade (mountain tops and then the war dead's catacombs) and I killed that full grown fallingstar beast (also thanks to the redmanes which I upgraded to +9 before that fight)
>>564316373I am unfortunately a brokie on the ps4
the fuckinggg water in the valiant faggots arena my shitty +6 fire baxes
>>564316701Why don't you try it on PC? The PS4 framerate is so bad that I had to abuse greatshields and guard counters
>>564312339colonize? what are you talking about?>>564312898>/dsg/ still and forever haunts all Fromsoft/Souls discussion on 4chanbrother, what in god's name does this even mean. do you believe anyone who says something bad about souls games is from /dsg/? you have any idea how many people on /v/ hate and shitpost about elden ring, are they all from /dsg/ too? you're part of the problem here with the constant schizo babble, according to you everything bad that has ever happened here was because of your boogeyman. is cardboardcupcake, a literal obese troon who's only here to ERP, a ploy from /dsg/ too?
they are almost finding out about our bioweapons 'chive this thread NQVV!
>just replay the game bro>either dunk on the dumbass ai with your build knowledge or spend a half hour rollslopping every miniboss at rl1ER is pointless
>>564316970water's like what, 10% resistance to fire? and your weapon's damage is split so it's not even that
>>564317036>brokieAlso it'd take a fuck ton of time to reach where I am right now, and in case I go for mohg, I'm still pretty sure niall can still be killed, though it would be pure aids and I'd have to farm for the fragrant branches * it's not a knight ashes run but I still deemed it fair game to charm his soldiers
>>564316701Do you not have a USB?
>>564316118>>564316342it is
>>564316520Interesting. I always wondered what that brown troon babble meant. You still need to go back.
even doe we merged
>>564317997I do not know how I'd be able to use one to transfer the game data to a pc (which I don't have)Also since you seem tech savvy, what do I do if the latest patch (1.23) is asking for 11.82 gigabytes of space. Is there something wrong with my ps4?
>>564312898got his ass and made him reply twice and talk about his own boogeyman to deflect
dsgeet falseflag >>393
>>564317783I see. Best of luck for you, then. Would be fun to see some webms but I guess that would be a lot of trouble
>>564318110*not>>564318395>>564318550>>564314214
>>564317737i simply cannot afford it with this lv50 temu vig build. it's stance breaks for me
>>564318393I am legitimately brown.
we know lamejeet 756 & 393
>>564318616I could try to describe what happened in the fights since most are still kind of fresh in my mind, but I understand if that'd be lame. I also have never uploaded a single image to 4chan once since I do not want the rest of my family to know I browse here (still live with them since I plan on getting the house for myself, and hopefully keep passing it down)
>>564318395>>564318550>>564318898>>564315609>>564317673Shut your face now
>>564298547>>564299315Nightreign takes place after the Shattering. Heolstor is just some nameless soldier who was angry and dying during it and was chosen by the Outer god of Night as its champion due to Heolstors rage.When we play Nightreign, Heolstor has been the Nightlord for a very long time with very little of the world not being consumed by the Night.What's even causing the Roundtable to put up resistance anyway? The last gasp of Marika's power? We know the Night is seeping into the Roundtable based off Undertaker finding pockets of it inside the walls but the Roundtable still functions.
>>564319167Use the cord ends and find out who the person there is, you've met her before.
>>564310894If it didn't work when Zorjeet was streaming erg games why would it work now?
>>564319167It's probably getting into the Roundtable via the nightfarers themselves, but it's pretty susceptible to being invaded either way, despite seemingly being a pocket realm or something?>revenant awakens full of night juice>recluse's evil twin invades the hold and wreaks havoc>the ((((merchant)))) invading the hold in bird remembrance and placing a curse on the birdIt's an insidious thing
>>564310687>>564310652>>564311063>>564310873>>564310857Round 2 here we go with your annoying ass just shut the hell up man nobody likes you just stick to talking about wylder x revenant or something
>>564319576almost like 80% of the ps are tourists who cannot write nigger
>>564318437You don't need a PC, Anon. Just put a USB into your PS4, make a manual backup and load it whenever you want to try a different ash. Make some room for the update if you somehow don't have any.
Dormant power helps discover straight swords is actually so fucking trash, I always end up using fists or claws anyway
>>564319801>thread shitter projection self narration dilation meltdownCinematography for the ages
>>564318756I believe you, terr
not me doe
>>564317472>do you believe anyone who says something bad about souls games is from /dsg/?No you dummy, the /dsg/ is the>zuk zuk zuk>yemmy>madisuun wahhhhh>doe doe doe>any and all terr postingThe ERP shit is still shit, but every general about a game with tits in it is going to have gooners.
>>564320045>spend more stamina to swing a weapon that does less damage, costs more stamina and has less range than most other weaponsyeah i'm good thanks
>>564318898 (me)>>564318550 (me)oops I’m a little on the thirdie retarded side and new to the site meant for >>564318756 >>564318393
ggpost
where's the new thread
page 9 retard go back to your gacha general
'zoid hour
>>564320509ggpost attempt #2
Wasn't tencent going to make an Elden Ring gacha
SOP FUCKING PINGING ME YOU RETARDE FUCK
chewsday in 10 mins, q at your own risk
>>564320045Once again proving revenant carries this dogshit game
>>564311563It literally just means upset
>>564320368
>>564320802Executor looks like he's trying to not take a crap while standing
>>564320835STOP DODGING INTO ME THENYOU DODGE ***AWAY*** FROM OTHER PLAYERS
>>564320970shut up terr
>>564320953it literally doesn't
>>564320802Who's emem
>>564321047He’s saving it up Ito release all over the streets like his people are known to do
>>564321075MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>564321075WHATEVER
Holy fuck doing ed balancers with randos is so fucking annoying, the amount of people that do not fucking know to kill one and run the fuck away from the body and instead stand around it like a fucking retard and end up getting mobbed leaving the whole team to fucking die does my fucking head in.
>>564321075>have to dodge directly into an enemy so team doesn't whine about getting hit by strays>dodge slides past them so i get hit by the end of the swingnot worth it desu
>>564321134Shut up bitch
huh it actually does, didn't know
At this point it's faster and more consistent to just check towns for stones than the statues kekkypow. I'm usually able to break 3 a run though
>>564321295>>564321295>>564321295
>>564320031That is actually pretty useful. I might do it if I am still unsure about my choices paying off.I also realize I should've put the ashes who are +9 here so you guys can gauge it better.CuckoosRedmanesLeyndellMarionettesAvionettesMausoleums The ones I am indecisive on spending the +10 glovewort are the avionettes (did the best job on mohg so far) and also the leyndell ones surprisingly (fare pretty well against humanois and tend to have great survivability, even if they do suck ass aside from guard counters)
>>564321381Towns can be so fucking deadly though, you aggro like an entire army just running by, is there a route you follow to get to the chests without getting btfo
>>564320802exesissy...
>>564321563there's only one chest in the town itself always at the same spot then 3 on the ramparts
>>564321308I know I'm not wrong though, check this out>>564321523I look like this when my husband is carrying me
>>564282752Weird fag
>>564321938Kill yourself.
>>564320170You're going to listen to me or bad things will happen to you
>>564321261>Win Streak (Depths): 4
any page 10 confessions
>>564322448you post your winstreak and i'll post minei still do try to dodge directly into enemies even if it's to my own detriment
>>564322514I hate women and troons.
>>564236512 >>564235895 >>564236053 >>564236823 Damn, you got him fuming so hard he had to reply in the next thread with some projecting straw man. Guess he was still upset! Unfortunate. Nicely done regardless.
>>564322514my confession is that I love my husband very much he keeps me safe and makes me laugh all day! and also that I shamelessly take all 3 starlight shards at the base of a rise if I get there alone
>>564320310>zuk zuk zuki browse /v/ and other boards semi regularly and I've never seen this kind of posting before there, care to provide some proof that it does? because you mentioned it happens on 4chan the website when im pretty sure it was only on /erg/ and /dsg/>>564321928im not from /dsg/ retard jesus christ this is why it's impossible to have a discussion about anything here because of schizofags like you, like your post just looks like a jumble of buzzwords thrown together with zero thought behind it. you too are part of the problem just as much as the weird /dsg/ers
>>564322514I have an erg crush
>>564322321I've really only heard the pleased variety of what chuffed means, never dissatisfied, I wonder where and why that meaning comes to be with you
>>564322814Where's your self awareness nigga
>>564320310You got him crying so hard he had no choice but to run to the jannies nothing he said refutes anything you said nice work in wasting him >>564323460You aren’t fooling anyone you obnoxious threadshitter changing up your cadence and the way you type doesn’t make you nearly as invisible as you think it does when you want to run interference for yourself it’s just sad and makes you look like you’ve only had internet access for a few months at best
>>564324103Point that finger back at yourself
>>564324210she always does that when she’s cornered and feels threatened, the sisters love their proxy reports it’s like second nature for them
>>564323460you are the worst poster here and should have died along with your general months ago
>>564322338Behave yourself and you can avoid future curbstompings that’s all I can promise you
>>564324210oh yep there we go more schizo finger pointing, you don't wanna provide proof do you? that's because you can't. no one does /dsg/ speak outside of these two generals and it's very obvious it's true considering you defaulted to talking about your boogeyman. there is something deeply wrong with you my guy>>564324210>pic related
>>564325679I’m not that guy retard I have no interest in your argument just pointing out the irony of you all people calling /dsg/ a boogyeman like no shit you’d say that you’re still very obvious to anyone with eyes
>my guyyou lost unc
>>564323610omg who
>>564326274ehh i meant to reply to >>564324418 for the image >I'm not that guy retard and im elon musk!yeah, no. i know exactly who you are. get the fuck outta here, you just want this place to forever be a backalley shithole of hobos and druggies. you thrive off of shitposting and being a nuisance. god willing duskbloods will drive your faggot ass out of this general for good
>>564327826Shut the fuck up you nuisance piece of shit no matter how much your project your own threadshitting onto others your general is never coming back and you will always be alone and miserable >muh duskbloodsNice try retard you’ve made it very clear you hate that shit
Why do I hear weird diaper crinkling when terr is surge sprinting
^^^ meds idiot
>>564328096>>564328208>Nice try retard you’ve made it very clear you hate that shitoh really? did i now? can you provide proof that i did? because guess what, YOU DONT KNOW WHO I AMyou dont fucking know. you can keep calling me your weird boogeyman or whatever it doesnt matter, you're just throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. and to make it clear, no i dont hate duskbloods. but im not particularly excited about it either, i have to see more gameplay first. i would love to see your schizo ass somehow provide proof that i ever said the opposite at some point
>>564329104Ok idiot
>>564329104>only responds after his proxy reports are completeYou’re such a shameless cancer on this general it’s crazy
>>564329104>noooo you don’t have any idea ignore your pattern recognition!!!!Your sperg out is so pathetic dude. Refer to >>564324210 and stop embarrassing yourself it’s fucking sad.
>>564321403You definitely made this too early idiot
>>564329104The irony of you trying to claim anyone else is a schizo when you just got through asserting you knew who anonymous was… the one defining trait of threadshitters truly is their total lack of self awareness. Jesus.
alright guys that’s enough shitting on the village idiot let’s get to the next thread now and leave him to wallow in his excremental warmth
>>564329261>>564329330>>564329506>>564329740damn, never pissed off someone so hard they replied to me FOUR times kek. kinda crazy don't you think? anyway no i didnt report anything, blame the jannies. but yes i know who you are though, you're the mass reply fag. you're here every thread to shit the place up and you always defend all the other shitposters too. you need to get yourself a job or something because this is kinda pathetic.
>>564311425No you don't. This is disinformation from the gatekept.>>564319576Zorfat had like 3 viewers at the time and was probably one of the faggots kvetching about it so he could keep exploiting erg for his channel
>>564329104>boogeymanyou’re the only one here who has such a vested interest in using that term
>>564330484>noooo it wasn’t me!!!!! noooo!!!!We know it’s you terr. You’re the only one shitting this place up. That’s why no one ever defends you. Make peace with it and leave.
>>564330484>boogeyman obsessed threadshitter begins throwing out schizo boogeyman accusations >everyone shitting one meAs I said, your own lack of self awareness needs to be studied. Whatever is in the water in your shitty third world village that’s rotten your brain this badly needs to be examined and quarantined immediately.
>>564330682>terrjeeta STILL seething over zorbGODyou will always be in his shadow, smee.
>>564285162>That's as good as it getsNo, it just really isn’t.
>>564330685five replies from the same person?! man im on a roll today sheesh >>564330904>>564330960there is only one person here who is hopelessly obsessed with terr and that's (You) and i can also tell you're assmad about your posts being deleted so you're venting that frustration onto me. i guess that's understandable, maybe go play with a stress ball instead. it would relieve your anger better trust me.
>>564331120Terr was probably mad about niggerg too since he's brown. Like you.
>>564331965don’t talk about yourself in third person. what i said still remains true.
>>564331878>you don’t like when I proxy report your posts cus they hurt my feelings?? take that chud!!!You are a cancer on this general and always will be. Your general is gone now and it’s your fault. This place will remain despite your best efforts at shitting it up. Maybe treat us to another bibisi tierlist next thread to soothe your hurt ego over this fact.
>>564331878>there is only one person here who is hopelessly obsessed with mass replies and that's (You)>everyone who hates me is the same personYour concession is noted and your embarrassment laughed at.
>>564332251>more schizobabble to deflect from niggergHello zorbnigger, fuck off
>>564332476>>564332574yawn, got any more schizo delusions cooked up or is this it? you can keep replying y'know let's break the record of five while we're at it
>>564332916i don’t care about niggerg. we both know you don’t actually believe im zorb. and we both know who you are. he beat you. get over it.
>>564333049You’re so sad terr. I’ll let you have the last word because I know that a large part of your life’s enjoyment is derived from prowling these threads in your every waking moment and however much you can shit them up in that time. It doesn’t change the fact you know my words ring true and you’ll remember their sting when you close your eyes for sleep and pray you don’t wake up again.
>>564333427>you don't actually believe im zorbThe only other possibility is that you're trooncake, because no one else would come to his defense like that. At least it narrows down the terrschizo to one of you two, maybe both.
>>564333595>ermmm only one person can like the most popular streamer this general has ever seen chuddie u are totes le trannyit’s sad the hoops you’ll jump through to convince yourself you aren’t raped. everyone hates you, not just the imaginary ‘terrschizo’. get over it.
I was never here for the fcs, what was terr actually like?
>>564333797Acegroomer got raped out of this thread so no, zorbshit has no other white knights here. Funny thing is I only replied to a post about him in the context of niggerg and you jumped in as a human shield while admitting you don't care about niggerg. No one else ITT is that obsessed with him.
>>564333518>he still thinks im terrthis is bordering on obsession and you need to go to rehab. seriously this shit is not healthy.also hilarious you accuse anyone of thread shitting when you are here every day rapid firing replies and samefagging out the ass as WELL as covering for other shitposters like DOS and trish. you are the definition of a thread shitter.
>>564334074ace was a retard too yes but not the only zorbfan. weird hill to die on. >continues to prove the point>”you’re obsessed!!!”>can’t even say the guys name without trying to insult him as expected.
>>564334328>>564334074Can you merge your replies? No one buys that this is two different people
>>564334328>more rapid fire schizo boogeymen listing Point that finger back at yourself buddy. You’re guilty of all of that. Those people are in your same league.
>>564334442>rushes to his defense over a tangential mention in an unrelated discussion>I'm not obsessed!You're the only ones obsessed enough to do this.
>>564334328Who is “he”? I only see anonymous people here? Are you feeling alright?
>>564313789Embarassing...
>>564334527im not on the other anon idiot>>564334667>>564334920hey what's going on? didnt you say you would let me have the last word? why are you still replying and bitching?
>>564334896ah, so now it’s “ones” is it? previous position was too schizo even for you. you’re the only one who would even call him that. you’re so bad at this.
>>564335216You absolutely are you shit eater. Your replies come literally minutes after each other >>564335216 >>564334896 >>564334328 >>564334074Who do you think you’re fooling you subhuman? Stop being an embarrassment for once in your life and hold the L
this is what happens when you let redditors make early threads
