Previous: >>564261405>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Racing Carnival>Schedule04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
hey
>>564275442hey
I have a feral need to impregnate Umamusume
Would you let an uma peg you?
>>564275495hey
NaritaTopRoad
this thread will be gayer
MAMBOBLAAAAAAAAAST
>>564275532Narita Top Sex
>>564275540SEX WITH BOY UMAS
thread cleanse.All umas are canonically straight.
>>564275532>cum on forehead>deposits cleanly into cleavageThe best to ever do it
>>564275574
>>564275531>>564275495>>564275442wey
hog RAPE
>a cute potential umawaifu>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual wayI really really really really really wanted to pull her, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
>>564275698
Wait, AlmondLove is dead? Why? Did dancho ever release the OnlyFans?
>>564275725Why does every horse have to be a lezzy period blood snorter? Just once is a while they could release one that is het..
>>564275719>>564275708hey
>AlmondDanchou quits to focus on her pregnancy>quits her OF as welll>her bf quits the club tooI hate women so much it's unreal
My beautiful wife is so stylish
Digitan LOVE
>charms every other uma so she alone cam monopolize (You)How do you respond?
join a b+ club it's comfy
Hey...
>>564275840
ex-AlmondLove players will bring every single B+ club to A next month
>>564276048
>>564276109Basahi will turn A+ next month and will be preemptively killed by /uma/ club calling it now
>>564276234
>>564276280The Grim Reaper of /uma/...
All flatliners getting bumped on May 1 for AlmondLove players
>>564276398ACHHHHH DON'T DO ITI SWEAR I'LL BECOME TOP 10 IN MY CLUB AGAIN after mant period is over
I still think that christmas oguri is a psyop garbage, absolutely useless cunt and an account bricker. Unlike her vanilla version, which is actually usable.
will the umafans page stay up at least
Someone save AlmondLove...
>>564276519machan's fat tits and plump thighs
>>564276375I won't forget Machan
Dramavultures will try to peck at AlmondLove but odds are they just reorganize under their new danchou
Mystery 4chan ritual
>>564276382These lazy fucks didnt even finish the job with Mambo
>>564276524Christmas Oguri is easy to build and race where you just spam speed and wit and can survive without stamina cards.Its like the argument for Valentine Bourbon, which is ease of build.
>>564276769Not in the club but I imagine it must be hard to find another egirl with an umafans to be their danchode
almondHATE
So taurus rerun CM is just ogMaru vs xOgurikind of boringI wish ogMaru would spook me someday
>>564275401I need to get dom'd by an umaI need to get dom'd by an umaI need to get dom'd by an uma
Always buy whistles
>>564277047I believe SMaru + Redshift and angling will be a stronger pick.
I couldn't help but notice that my Ramen Topper Kaichou is making the same pose as the ramen chef guys
I love mares with fat tits
>>564277104Scheiße...
I love stallions with flat chests
>>564277191the gainax pose is a popular power stance
>>564277191I honestly forgot there are a lot of figs that are just ramen toppers
>>564276467Yae(ki)no
>>564277191Wtf where did you get that I want one
>>564277104Flash a cute
>>564277191I heard that instant ramen is food but is it really? The price is too expensive for me. Not a cosupa
>danchou is starting to think it's sus that I go on a week long holiday once every month
>>564277290We prefer the Demuro jump in this household
>>564277393no, it's a drink
>>564277393No it's devoid of any nutritional value, I just got it cause I wanted some garbage, like you'd eat a bag of chips>>564277360Figure resale shop, I think this one was originally a crane game prize
>>564277260SHYSUH
>>564277517belno rape
>>564277393>The price is too expensive for meinstant ramen is supposedly cheap food for the unemployed wdym expensive
Kino is back on the menu
daahby?
>>564277175hmmmyou might be right it's just extremely painful to have a good parent with maru grandparents
>>564277625I thought the next CM is medium??
>>564277453Haha what
>>564277684it's the longest medium CM
>>564277684It's the longest medium race, the DAAAHBY
Is full stam sparks and 2 power supp cards enough to get to 900 stam?
>>564277786NyoBorrow Super Creek
>>564277592Ignore powercardThrow 3 crystals to MLB Stinko
DAAAAAAAAHHHHBYYYYYYYYYYYY
Which parent is better to advertise as my star uma?Ope has a lot of nimble nav stars and is for pacers which there are more of but Doberu has a bunch more white stars yet only for back liners
>>564277743Now that Mirco Demuro moved back to Japan hopefully we can see him do it some more.
>>564277842>using stam cards on mediumsnyo I don't want powerlet umas
>>564277625Watch me survive 2400m by rawdogging it with 900 stamina and 700 guts
>>564277684think about the 400 extra meters!that will be ATLEAST 2 gold skills and 1200 stam
>he fell for the super creek is bad gaslight
>>564277462>>564277483I wanted to ask if it's a good food. Like, the taste but brainlagged. >>564277590JP's 7/11 has some "Premium" cup noodles that are very expensive or expensive than the normal ones. For example that one costs 270 yen which is double the price of a normal one
>>564277998LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THEREALL stamina cards are bad
>>564277998Smooching Chrono
>>564277674I tested her and with restless you get kiss for courage to proc at the end of the midrace and if you have THH she gets in a good position to steal angling and zoomBut yeah, getting that grandparent Maru proc sounds annoying
>>564278121Sex Nature
>>564276849>easy to buildyeah, as long as you get Corner Recovery before the first inspiration
>>564278069Suzuka would say this
>>564278039>$1.70damn, these ramen jews are getting uppity
>>564278069Can y'all stop implying that obvious gay characters are straight? Thanks
I'm horny
>>564278039Oh yeah this one is pretty good. Like they're fine once a week at most as a treat wouldn't eat them every day.>270 yen>expensiveListen I get that median wage for our age in Tokyo is like 30万 but even then that leaves a good 2千 for food each day.
>>564278353Hi horny
>>564277875Power 8 Med 8I'd never borrow a parent with guts spark
post something cute
https://x.com/Cygames_EN/status/2046585072665706752?s=20
>>564278353you and the rest of us.
>>564278476DAHBY
>>564278431
Which umamusume has the beefiest pussy?
>>564278476DAHBY!?
>>564278391I was hoping being able to line up 9 medium would make people overlook the guts spark..
>>564278595Me
>>564278476Cygays really pushing that TOTAL GLOBAL UMA DOMINATION
>>564278476Total Japanese cultural victory
>>564276769as long as Mirasol is there to post Neicha stickers I will be there
You should let you trainee spoil you more. They want to feel useful and reliable even when they're not racing.
>>564278550
>>564278542Doto's Doto's Doto's
how come satsuki sho and Kikuka Sho don't have the same fanbase as the dahby
>wake up >sad McQueen>club is 27/30>check club at work >29/30>now it's again 27/30my club is targeted and compromised, I just can't prove it
>>564278542Evil is stored in the boobs
>>564278630Both will cap out on club points anyway
>>564278758More like Yaeno CUTEKI
>>564278783AlmondLove...
>>564278710Yes, M’am.
>>564278825i wanna be popular
>>564278686Godspeed, Obeyanon
>>564278710I don't have other option anyway
>>564278856Almond Eye is made for SEX
>>564278909post code I'll follow you
Which umamusume has the smelliest pussy?
>>564278772because the best umas have won it
>>564278996we know, kita-chan. you don't have to say it
>>564279041digitang
>>564279005310167210614
>>564278996god damn it i want to breed
>>564271145A woman with short hair shouldn't be view as feminine.
>>564278271It's pretty small too for its price>>564278362270 do be expensive for that volume. If for that price I rather get the frozen 麺屋こころ mazesoba from famima since not only the portion is big, it's delicious too.
>>564279142ANON NO YOU'RE GOING TO GET DOXXED
>>564278856>>564278996Fapping hours already? Can you guys postpone it I need to go grocery shopping atm...
>>564279053>because the best umas have won itI don't see Opera on the liat
yaeno is very breedable and mare-coded
>>564279210This is Natie when you get her new outfit but she likes the original one
Is this bloodline strong?https://x.com/claius_s/status/2023924020371198319?s=20
>>564278686Never canon.
>>564279053No repeat winners? Interesting>Ayabe with a faster time than Spechudwhat the FRICK
How do people pick their cm teams?Decided I was going to try and manage it myself this time instead of doing the autopick, tried doing a bunch of practice races and I'm not really confident in anybody.
I can't believe there's this many people still playing uma. Flatliners do not count
>>564279210my fate was sealed when i joined an /uma/ club anyway
>>564278909you should make a gimmicky parent then
>>564275401Why is Opera so fucking ugly?
>>564275401>raped the entire catalog
>>564279290>tomboyNo
>>564279357Why are most of the non-canon umas so top tier in design. Moonlight Lunacy is like upgraded MakweenFUCK
>>564279324>PHAin't most of their horses mixed breeds and not thoroughbreds?
>>564279290>google yaeno muteki to check if the horse was a mare or stallion>only fan uma wikis show up>add wikipedia>only the JP article shows upI guess the "his" means he was a stallion but some umas just aren't popular huh...
>>564279392Scenarios last for 4.5 monthsWe're only passed 1.5 months. 3 more to go
>>564279509No input from the owners makes for better designs
>>564279565>check if the horse was a mare or stalliondudeTHE EAR ACCESSORIES
>>564279426Short hair >>564279485>Taiki ripoff
>>564279193>麺屋こころ mazesobaDo you at least add an egg on top?
>>564279565left ear ornament = mareright ear ornament = stallion
>>564278772Kikuka sho winners have better "win rates" allegedly
Haha... thanks Rudolf...
>>564279519I have no clue 2bh since im far far away from tracks, Most common here are cockfights which is everywhere.
>>564279661My wife is so fucking powerful and pretty
>>564279639>>564279656It's quicker to google than to check in game I don't want danchode to know I'm online
>>564279053>Golshi couldn't do fuck all at the Tokyo racetrackwhat could have been
Which B+ or A club should I join
>>564279756Why not?
>>564279485Cute dog
Dig here, Windy!*unzips dick*
>>564279363A mix of these two1. waifufaggotry2. metafaggotryI run triple fronts as bringing other styles will just make my wife weaker
>>564279665Only the strongest horses win the kike-a sho.
>>564279831why did they turn her into an Azur Lane character
>>564279770I'm sure AlmondLove must be looking new members I'd join that
>>564279643Yeppers, and sometimes more onion paste
>>564279742Your wife is a ugly and makes bad boomer jokes
>>564279770ex-AlmondLove guys should carry Buttsweat and Haythere to A
>>564279279she has the autumn triple crown so she's cool>>564279362it's been said to be the most chaotic between the 3 G1s for the triple crown, but do keep in mind a horse can't participate in the triple crown after they participated or due to age as far as i know since it's age locked for 3 year olds only, which makes it an achievement of its own, the other crowns don't have this restriction
where's the mare uma that goes UWAAAAAAA OAKS
>>564279362>repeatBro does not know how the Dahby works
>>564279913but im leaving almondlove...
>>564279983That’s KawaPri
almondlove members should join ricebstgrl
>4 mood down events before hopeless stakes This run is already fucked. But maybe this means my bad luck is being drained early...?
>>564279983Cesario, maybe. Since she's the only one that managed to win both the Japanese Oaks and American Oaks.
>>5642793631 oshi pick1 turbometa pick1 mystery uma for utility
>>564279362>>564279976all the Triple Crown and Tiara races + NHK Mile Cup are for 3YO only
>>564279902Becasue my dick told them to.
>>564280171awooga
>>564280108>all the Triple Crown and Tiara racesClassic* Triple Crown and Tiara races
>>564280075anon the only thing being drained is your balls after she gets 16th by distance and needs to blow off some steam and feel like she's useful for at least one thing in her life
>>564280005AWOOOGA
>>564280118Wtf I love Eishin Flash now.
winning ticket is so fucking annoying
This is a mare. That means you are legally obligated to breed her. Now off with your pants.
>>564280075Mood doesnt matter much in MANT since you are racing 100% of the time after the 1st 3 turns post debut
Who went to the marathon?
I want to have sex
I love Aston Machan
is that kitasan black?
When will Cygames finally release a straight uma?
>>564279363>CM that I have meta umas for2-3 meta, 0-1 oshi>CM that I don't really have anything meta for2-3 oshi, 0-1 the closest to meta that I can fieldthese days if I can run Dia though, I run Dia. Because Dia-chan is unbreakable.
>>564280265that's a JP gaslight you want to be great at all times
>>564280091>Cesario mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdtPoKt2H30
>>564280260>mare with spatsSEEEEEXXXX
>>564280260That's an ugly boy
>>564280108The Dahby/Triple Crown in every country is restricted, it's the ultimate luckshitter gauntlet
>>564280283I'll have sex with you, Anon.
>>564279053>GODka is still the only mare to win the dahby
I want to worship the overlord sweaty fat ass
>>564280279>Aqua Teen Hunger Force>Tsarnaevs>Umamusume promotionwhat next for this cursed race
>>564280351??? you only want to be great at the start of career, during summer and final 3 training
>>564280283Me too, yep, me too.
>>564280416no she isn't just the last one before her was racing in like 1950s or something
https://x.com/lunarandsunny/status/2046587098195726444Umas for this feel?
>>564280171>cowEw
>>564279913Ai-chan’s trainer is so cool…
>>564280260I'll only take my pants off if she shows me how her pants work. I have no idea how it's not falling off.
>>564280416I need to run that lunkhead for Taurus 2: Everyone Now Knows What To Do Boogaloo but she's a mile specialist and none of her native skills are worth a shit except Slick Surge..
So which CMs are our Triple Crown? Do we follow Burger, Bong, Or Jap triple crown standards?
>>564280416No other relevant mare shamelessly ducked her Tiara rival like Vodka ducked Scarlet.
>>564280453The way MANTblazer is played in global requires for you to be able to train on surprise good rainbows. You also don't push more than 3 races in a row.
fine... ill do a run today
>>564280398Did I stutter?
>>564280416You forgot the first undefeated triple crown
>>564280523Daiwa
>>564279767golshi being one of the closest to get a triple crown but falling at the derby is so tragic, i wonder if that change alone would've made her a 3* on release, then again cygames made a lot of 2* insane horses >>564280108>>564280234naruhodo, i remembered something about age but wasn't sure it was 3, ty, didn't know about NHK
>>564280364CESARIO GROOVEADMIRE SARIO
imagine how sweaty uma ass cheeks are after a race
>>564280584I go for 5 races in a row starting october late - december every year
>>564280571which classic triple crown is played in gamedumb Falco poster
>>564280260Not boyish enough sorry
Im a white man with a huge cock, what club would be best for me?
>>564280612Ugly tomboy
>>564280620Kurifuji is a double crown and double tiara tho
>>564280416She’s not the only mare to do it
>>564280670Mares are the best
>>564280715But we got the DAHBY first
>>564280780/uma/pyoi
>>564280571>>564280715>tfw we will never have another 3000m kyoto CM againGood thing i won thatI dont know how many Nakayama 2000m CMs we have after this but we do have a second swing at Tokyo 2400m
>>564280250Love you too.
Hello, Please don't leave the club, we will reorganize. Thanks.
pfff
>>564280780mambo
>>564280791Double crown and single filly crownHow many crown that is?
>>564280916Everyone club that does that eventually failed miserably and disbanded
>>564280769I want to touch it
>>564280938The lesser Symboli.
>>564280780/Uma/ Club for sure.
>>564279363bruh what is this spreadsheet
>>564281025ESL-kun...
>>564280573daiwa was ill and couldn't run in the oaks anyway
I cannot think of a character in this game who is more unlikeable than Winning Ticket
>>564280976>Double crown and single filly crownKikuka-sho was at the time the third leg of both Triple Crown and Triple Tiara (just like St Leger is the third leg for British Triple Crown and Triple Tiara)so she is a Double Crown and Double Tiara winnner
>>564281029>Coal Shitty
>>564280279bruh what? there was uma stuff at the boston marathon?
>>564279363>maruzensky (if I can get A in relevant aptitudes on runs start)>uhhhh a non brick option, doesn't have to be the metaest, but should work reasonably well. Usually just vbobo>mystery flex nigga
>>564281134Digitan would never say this about any uma
>>564281134Matikanefukukitaru
>>564281134digitan wouldn't say that
>>564281134>Yuri uma>worst tastetruely the strongest combination
>>564281029Gold City ______ in ______
What's the appeal of Vivlos?
>>564280862>not even JP hasn't redone the Kikuka Sho yetYou are unironically nricked if you don't habe Libra Platinum...
>>564281284Her sisters.
>>564281284Erotic cat mouthBig titsDeredereExposed pits
>>564280856>>564280973>>564281056How do I apply
>>564281284clingy imouto
>>564281284:3
>>564281284she'd let you cum inside on the first date
today I'm not feeling like doing a run... sorry danchou
>>564281293zodiac sign races go away at some point anon
>>564281284I think she's supposed to be a cute little sister type of characterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ-Mgy5pI2I
>>564281284you get to enjoy Charles' sloppy seconds
What do you mean Air Shakur is as tall as Super Creek?
>>564281231She says it about herself
>>564280420i wonder if opera would be into femdom stuff if you specifically framed it as "worship"
>>564281379Leave a message in the OP and post your id so they can invite you
SexWith maresNow post one I should jack off to tonight
>>564281134
>>564281293>israelwhat the hellI got the Libra plat so I can still become a classic triple crown trainer but still, that's not funny cygays
why is air shakur such a bitch
>>564281440Creek is tall for an uma.
>>564281430Is Charles an African man?
>>564280492>>564280620if they didn't record the time then it didn't happen
>>564281561she is a linux user
>>564281419Look through those races anon... not a single one is 3000m again
>>564281514
>>564281604/uma/ did call him brown. Cant believe VF is such a gigachad that can beat up Brock Lesnar
>>564281284warm soft clingy missionairy raw sex on the first date
>>564281614>time: 2:31.4
vf is a paypig retard who cant control himself from spending money on a predatory gachashart game
>>564281561She's surrounded by witlets.
>>564281672who the fuck is this and why is she so lickable
/v/vg/ should host its own Triple Crown gauntletEach Toreina fields one team capable of running all three canonical races
>>564281760So do anons here
>>564281797>TT tournamentNyo thanks
>>564280401>6 out of 8 triple crown winners were born in March or April>all of them were born in the first half of the yearDamn, if your favorite horse was born late in the year, the developmental disadvantage seems to be too big to win the triple crown. Even worse than in human sports tournaments for U17 or U21 teams.At least that's a good omen for Lovcen since he was also born in April.
>>564281760VF dropped out of med school to pursue an aspiring career in gaslighting nerds on the internet into making poor purchasing decisions in a horse girl videogame
>>564281797/vm/a and /umaJP/ I guess already do this
the CM triple crown isn't realunless you have every single plat available and can sell your account to a saudi oil prince they are all meaningless
>>564281684
>>564281793That’s the boymare, Believe. She’s part of the sprint tard trio with Light O and Durandal
>>564281885ROI of youtube money is faster
>>564281947me on the left btw
>>564281708I do this
>>564281793Wrangler of sprinttard team
wtf happened to AlmondLove?
IT'S
>>564281947Me in the middle
>>564281618She's just like me
>>564281481femdom is gayI just want to praise that ass like she deserves
>>564281746I guess I'm just wrong then
>>564281885>dropped outThat implies he started it, he lies to his parents for tuition money while never attending or paying for college.
>>564281936Libra is unironically the big boy plat since 3000m hasn't been rerun ever
if you love umamusumes you would do one single tenner on yaeno muteki's banner, what do you have to lose?
>>564281064it's just how I was tracking my practice runs, thought it looked pretty clear. runner power/name/style, then where they finished in the 25 runs I did, then average place and total wins.
Its a new play
newdaybros...
>>564281989This is trueYou don't age out of fuckin med school anyway just matriculate whenever the fuck you want
>>564281905>we're the soulless uma threadnyo...
>>564282076I already did one
>>564281996Ready to get beat up again?
>>564282110This is the pose we conceived our first child in
was almond eye actually that good of a horse or just a luckshitter with no real decent rivals?
I'm feeling it. Today is the day I'll finally get a Medium S 1200/x/1200/x/1000 6 golds uma
>>564281989youtube cant be that profitable its like 1 dollar per 1k view on gayming
>>564282018Almondancho got preggers and had to graduate
>>564282110Imagine using a box cutter to slice down that thigh. One quick smooth cut and you'd definitely hit a major artery due to how its stretched. After a brief second, the blood will start spurting. That's within the Triangle of Death (the V around crotch/thighs) so stopping the blood loss would be almost impossible. I wonder if an UMA would take longer to bleed out than a human would?
>>564282194
>>5642820761500 carats
>>564282192my bad almond bros im the father haha
>>564282076I will simply rely on divine providence to bring her to me later.
>>564282092hakuraku multi race page
>>564277625How do retards still think Pace needs more Stam than Fronts
the sluttle is mine.
>>564282184just think about how all fraud discussions in pro sports get resolved and consider if thats any different hereit will never end
bwos...
Fuck I forgot the CM sign up was now and I barely have one workable ace. Kawakami Princess refuses to give me a good run. When she gets Med S something always fucks uplast run>no speed ankle weights or reset whistles before first summer>2 dead turns second summer despite using 4 resets whistles>two of my SSRs didn't bother even starting the event chainsat least I only spent one clock haha
>>564282076I did 1 single pull for her and she didn't come out, I'm not wasting carats on her.Unless this posts ends in 7 or something, then I'd spare a 10 pull.
>>564282184Less of a fraud than Forever Young
Seiun you fucking bitch
>>564282347good luck~
It's a new day!Good milening bwos
>>564282324why are people leaving before month end
>>564282347it's time
>>564282290Just don't get spot struggled lmao
would you give your uma a big hug if she's drenched in sweat after a race??
>>564282290You forgot your oguri image.
>>564282076Yaeno understands the value of discipline and would not shame you for working to quiet the umaroller flame within you. Save your carats, and she will come to you in time when you are ready.
>got all my shops from daily racescomfy
>>564282386somebody needs to hotglue this
>>564282026GLORY EYES
I got this in a daily roll, any good?
>>564282290that's how it was before spot struggling was a thing
>>564282347Post results
>>564282026A little sad I missed out on that Ai plushie, but I also have way too many other plushies already and no space left to put them.
>>564282194Imagine using a cock to go down at that thigh. One quick smooth whip and you'd definitely hit her umako due to how its stretched. After a brief second, the blood will start pumping. That's within the Triangle of Sex (the V around crotch/thighs) so stopping the heat would be almost impossible. I wonder if an UMA would take longer to climax than a human would?
>>564282425Sniffing Inari Ones Twin Tails during our post race sweaty hug
>>564282380>>564282396>>564282503That's it, I'm a Yaeno Muteki anti. Fuck this uma.Unless I get another 7, then it's another 10 pull.
>>564282354Kwabeignthy got BTFO by an old ass horse though
I have 32k carrats but there's a lot of coming umas like Inari ,Palmer and Nice nature I want to waste them onis there any good support card I should save for instead?
>>564282442bwo...
>>564282393danchud woke up on the wrong side of the bed and decided to kick the lowest 10% early. real scummy.
>>564282184>allowed an uma named after a shonen manga to win the arima kinenFraud.
>>564282564But she's underaged>>564282571Good try anon...sorry
bros what are my chances of acquiring 15k carats before Palmer?
>>564282571maybe next time
>>564282608wtffff nigger behavior
>>564282612The fraud in your pic didn’t win Arima either…
>>564282634Out of 10!
>>564282501Yes but SS has been a thing for months, you'd think the niggers would update their Stam requirements by now
>>564282603anon means he went 3/3 on his shops from just daily. surely you don't multi-ticket when you have more than one daily shop to go, right other anon?
>>564282639Golshi will save you
>>564282639100% if you use THAT
Won every race = FraudDid not win every race = Jobber
>>564282721sorry bwo, they need to shit 1 vid a week and can only read the google doc, it is what it is
>>564282440>imageI want to kiss her instead.
winning the arima kinen isn't that big of a deal i do it twice every career
>>564282836tits too bigew
>>564282794Good, so you understand the system.
>>564282768Stop leaking our card design
>>564282794
MAYBE IT'S A SECRET SPELL FOR EXTREME HAPPINESS?!
>>564282836I look like this
>>564282725Why would i need the daily shop
>>564282836AWOOOOOOOOGA HOLY DAIWA TITS
>>564282896if i had tits like this i'd only post paizuri videos
any other 300 anons or did i miss a day?
what's TM Opera powerlevel?
>>564282873wtf i opened this image and then this literally happened to me???
>>564282836Tits too big, how am I supposed to control myself?
>>564282794Incorrect. It’s Uma I like = GOATUma I don’t like = fraud and jobber
>>564282794Based Maruzenskytruther.
So Bubblegum Fellow's legacy was to be the first 3 years old horse to win the Akiten by beating the senior big 3 of 1996-1997?
Kingu is REALLY starting to grow on me...
>>564282994TRVE
Remember to always buy the star pieces of umas you already 5 starred so you can buy clocks with clovers.
>>564282794Post sponsored by TachyonLove
>>564283034nyes
>>564283052>450k monies per clock
>Taiki beat my SS Maruzensky for the second time in a weekokay gloves are off you dumb burger cunt, I'm making a god tier sprinter specifically to hunt your B rank ass
>>564282963huh. i claimed mine without even realizing it. but i'm pretty sure i missed a day or two since it took me a bit before really getting into uma despite playing since launch
>>564282820Stop posting this Maya
Running my old open league umas in daily legend races feels nostalgic.
>>564283047yeah...
>>564282836I fucking love tit sag
>>564283052But my tickets...
>>564282836Scarlet raped me
>>564282912Big uma…
>>564282794if your favourite uma does not have at least 3 G1 wins then she's a jobber i'm afraid
>>564282836BONER ALERT BONER ALERT
>>564282963I am on 301
>>564283219
now post (You)r G1 wins
>>564283160she's supposed to have a Huge assthis is too small
>>564283160>>564282836>>564282936>>564282386>>564282156>>564281029I want to have sex
>>564282912Creek raped
>>564283242NANI
>>564282794t. Fraudnes Hackyon
Which of these is the best? I know none of them are great but I need the best chance I can get. I was thinking 1 or 4
>>564283123Nah
>>564283283Rice raped me
nyot helping a slopguri user
Don't worry Aruvu I can't drink coffee either.
>>564283283Plat = G1, you aren't a fraud right?
>>564283219Neicha-sensei...
>>564283283nyoI will post anon's horse, Morning Coffee, instead
>>564283409I nyeed your help...
>>5642833352 or 3 cuz NSM
REMINDER THE ONLY FRAUD IN UMA IS ROSE KINGDOM WHOSE ONLY G1 WIN WAS WON BECAUSE THEY DQ'D BUENA VISTA FOR BULLSHIT REASONS
>>564282608>>564282669Honestly based behavior. Slackers should not be tolerated. If they were making A+ might as well cull them to show them who's boss.
>>564283034Kind of a big deal, yes. Which is why Kris S doing the same thing a few years later was also considered impressive. Kris S even one upped Bubble by managing to win Akiten two years in a row, something Bubble tried but failed to do.
>>564283431I happen to play for fun! I could easily win a plat if I wanted to!
>>564283219>3 G1 winsThis is a personal attack
There is nothing wrong with being a g1let.The most important thing is to be able to return home safely and retire peacefully
>>564283540What did she get DQ'd for?
Sweep should get a Megumin alt
>>564283617KS Miracle is so handsome I want to fuck her boypussy,
>>564283639"interference". It was bullshit.
I don't think I have the libido to work at Tracen Academy anymore...
>>5642832837 G1 WINS MAYBE MORE
OOOOOOOOOOH WHO'S IT GONNA BE UMA!!!!
>>564283219Correct. If your Uma is weaker than the "ordinary" Hishi Miracle they should quit Tracen right now on the spot.
>>564283812Hishi Akebono
Whew! Aaaaaand done. All worthwhile rewards from the racing carnival obtained. So glad they put clocks in the store, they're very important now.
this random ass tomboy gf manga is about to sell more than Star Blossom, the most likely next anime adaptation, despite releasing a year later and not having the uma IP behind why was Laurel such a failure?https://x.com/MangaMoguraRE/status/2046548142364242115?s=20
>>564283812makween
>>564283812the featured bamboo memory
>>564283219But according to this place the more G1s you have the bigger fraud you are apparently
>>564283812Chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>564283812Curren
>>564283843But you didn't buy the most important thing...
>>564283812Teio has spooked a lot of people lately. It's gonna be her. Sorry.
>>564283812
>>564283872I wish I were
>>564283812Wedding Mayacchi!
>>564283812>>564283831>>564283872>>564283895>>564283935>>564283940>>564283954>>564283975>>564284009YEAHHHH THAT'S RIGHT ONLY 11 FREE PULL TICKETS NOT A SINGLE CARROT SPENT BAYBEEEEEEE
>>564283930twin turbo is the only honest horse in history
Hello friends!!!
https://youtu.be/mvE3Z_cPqnYI didn't know they had stuff like this in uma, holy shit
if your oshi doesn't have at least 3 G1 wins your opinion doesn't count
imagine rolling for muteki lmao boring ass character
>>564284029CONGRATS
i can't hekin believe this is real
>>564284029cheers>>564284041hello
>>564284029AND I STILL GOT SOME LEFTOVER
>>564284029Explode
orange
>>564284029congrats you wasted all your luck sucks to be you because a lot of cute uma banners are coming up
>>564283998oooooo you're mqcueen ooooo
>>564284114
>>564284074SAFE!
>>564284074Maruzensky with her hands on her hips, annoyed
>>564283865>most likely the next anime adaptationDoubt it, the sales are too shit to give an adaptation. It's most likely we will get a couple of movies instead
>>564284074ZAMN mayachi won FOUR g1s?
>>564284074Weak generations vs. strong generations
These brats are too cute
>>564284029>he actually rolled for bamboo windywhy
>>564284058You really should sit through the entire discography one day. There's a lot of good stuff, even if there are some misses too.
>>564284236
>>564284074wait, Dober is the most successful Mejiro?
>>564284324STRONG.
So how many years do umas race after twinkle series or it straight to breeding duties?
>>564284041Unc Sirius!
>>564284202Fuku raped me
>>564284372by amount of wins yes but keibafags glaze Ramonu more for winning the triple tiara
What does Rudolf look like behind that brown haired mask?
I hate that the anime made Vodka into a boring dyke when the actual mare was pretty goated
>>564284387Tamamo got sent to the breeding camps after her time at Tracen
>>564284372>Mickey Mouse mare g1sIt's McQueen.
>>564284486Vodka raped me
oh, "keiba" isn't referring to the yugioh character...
SHIT I FORGOR
>>564284074Yay, My opinion counts!
>>564284074>>564284246
>>564284387It's up to them to decide
>>564284462ABSURDLY fucking sexy holy shit I love my wife so much if I was her trainer she would never have to shower after a race because I'd be there to lick her clean in the locker room afterwards.
>>564284462Read her book to find out!
>>564284074goldship getting 6 G1s is still fucking ridiculous to me
>>564284575>haru as strong as maruThis is true, though
Something feels about Satono DiamondIdk
I wanted to draw Tamamo as a small but hung futa but the horse having a microdick ruined the idea
>>564284670yeah, i'm feeling her
>Sprinters' Story character>looks inside>G1 wins: mile, mile, medium
>>564284545no it does. thats why they cast his VA for the opening of MANT. keiba corp owns all horse racing in japan.
>>564284074Which generation has the most G1 wins between them?
>>564284253He broke the record for both Kikuka Sho and Haruten, he was a late bloomer and didn't reach his prime until his last race
>>564284486if Cygaymes wasn't held back by the JRA they would've went as hard into the uma yuri as they did with the homo content in Granblue
>>564284670It's me
>>564284706Every group got the overperforming friend that sticks with the retards
>>564284706A medium is just 2 sprints combined
>>564284941Me on the left
>*drains your clock*
>>564284575It's not fair bro, big horse STOPPED Maru from competing in major races.She would've dusted those weak japanese umas.
>>564284771My bet is on 2019 gen
>>564284969bro is 0.4 accel
>>564284410Must have been your lucky day, huh?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>564284821didnt know JRA was so based
>>564284993>caused so much seethe rivals would just quit if they saw him in the listRoru
>>564284771either Golshi's or Kita's who came right after
Well I'll take it
>>564284372Mcqueen won 5 but they saw him run in diagonal for 1 millisecond during his Akiten and said "yeah let's retrograde him to 18th"
>>564284771>>564285001it's the 2021 gen, actuallythere's like 36 G1 winners
>>564285009if only he wasn't so random
>>564285014Luna raped me
enjoy your F mile, nerd
>>564284993that's not the reason bro, Maru is so old the grading system wasn't a thing yet
how many runs a day are you guys doing to run out of clocks?I have nearly 600
>>564285238also he won Asahi Hai
yummers
Did you know you can fight Cutman in the Sega Saturn version of Rockman 8? Since that fight isn’t available in the PlayStation version, doesn’t that make the Sega Saturn version the definitive one?
>>564283540>>564285137So from what I understand the people on the judge panel that decides these are obviously taking money to shut down certain horses from winning too much
what uma smells the nicest?which one smells the worst?
>>564285459Nice NatureBad Apple
>>564285459Biwa HayahideWinning Ticket
Gold City mouth on my feet
>>564285229Why is King Halo the only one that can run all distance?
>>564285379Sure, but who in the right mind would willingly own a Saturn?
>>564285379Wow, that's amazing! I guess you're right. Sega really is the best!
>>564285379It's true, Dia.Not only that, but the Sega Saturn also gets plenty of arcade ports that are objectively better than their PS counterparts.So, if you wanted to experience those games at home, going Sega was the only right way.
just daily pull lole
>>564285390nah, with the procedures JRA has, anyone taking bribes would be executed in front of JRA HQ
>>564285390Stop nyoticing
>>564285565his owner bought him because of his lineage and made him run in all important medium and long races only for him to job, then made him run in miles only to job again, the finally had his first win after running the sprint G1 with a long nameit's a miracle they didn't make him run in dirt too
>brick your runNo, Yaeno
>>564285609>>564285575>>564285379just a reminder that SEGA's entire list of IPs is garbage except for Yakuza, and if it weren't for Atlus' catalog and a bunch of disgusting degenerate losers (ie - the sonic fanbase, being that sonic has never had even a single good game) the company would be dead and buried.
sex with chrono genesis
>look up my wife on pixiv>only lewds she get is aislopwyell
>>564285459CafeStinko Shitty
>>564285459Nishino FlowerOguri Cap
>>564285830
>>564285801Don't say that...
>>564285801>>564285572
>>564285459Oguri CapOguri Crap
>>564284545>>564284746Fun fact, "Kaiba" literally translate to "seahorse".
>One copy of Ayabe guts sr away from endless stream of UG3s>Instead stuck in S+ hell>The next selector crystal is at the end of MANT when Ayabe SR becomes paperweightWhy is my gay nigger life like this
>>564284074The biggest frauds are the 3 stars who didn't win a single G1
>>564285801>>564285609>>564285575>>564285379nerds*gives you a swirlie*
Whats a good Luna deck for CM 13?
>>564285763>the sprint G1 with a long nameC'mon, anon. Remembering the Takamatsunomiya Kinen isn't THAT hard.
theres no way this is nigger good
>>564286052Matifukutanetannfukukitaruhamatitantanfukuhauser
Matikanefukukitaru Kinen
https://poal.me/s7kodzhttps://poal.me/s7kodzhttps://poal.me/s7kodz
>>564285835who's your wife anonI might lewd her in the future
>>564286143>DominatorIt's not good, it's (Useful)
>>564286251
>>564285998>9 months later
>>564286251mayano tom cruise
can I get one good fucking run with my Princess already?
>>564286210>ryan getting votescome on guys don't lie on official polls
>>564286005This is what I'm running but I giga low rolled an S rank and idk if that's a deck construction issue or of I was just that unlucky
>>564286002But the swirlie is the Dreamcast, silly.https://youtu.be/cdSgmekTueY
>>564286210Ramonu...
>>564286303>birthofkawapri.jpg
>>564286303>16 months later
>>564286403>Natie instead of Sirius
>>564285801pregnant maid satono crown
>>564286143>Front B>unique requires you to overtake 3 whole umas
>>564286503People value RB for some reason
>>564286002if you don't bench more than me I'm gonna need you to take that back, bwo
>>564286315Only browns lewd Maya and they love AI
>>564286521pregnant maid satono crowning
Seabiscuit when
>>564286559Twin Turbo bait
>>564286521>>564286695Breeding a new generation of umas with Crown-chan...
>>564286783This is a nipponese game yankee
>>564286875Really?
>>564285929did they fucked or she's just wet like every mare
>>564286503>.... here's your 3 hints of From the Brick (phase_random=2 btw), privileged scum>don't come to school tomorrow..........hmm, no
will she survive Tenno Sho Spring? she has 3 white recoveries, I was hoping to wait to buy a 4th but will buy it if necessary
Good morning. Daily reminder that if you don't roll for Cheerleader King you are GAY.
>>564286875>born in kentucky
>>564286974I have 45k carats ready for her bannerI WILL scout my Kingu in all her forms!
>>564286974imagine the glovejobs
>>564286970>buy a 4th one holy brick
>>564286974why is she always sweating
>>564287108but the meta is 4, anon. two early game, uma2 and 777
>>564286958These retards thought it was firsthalf because they could only see the buffed Japanese version of the skill at the timeI wonder how many runs were bricked by bringing that shit card
>>564286970Good enough
>>564286997Born in Tokyo, home of the Japan Derby*
the gap just keeps increasing it's so over
>>564285379The Sega Saturn had the better Dragon Ball games.
>>564287234arigatougozaimasu!!
>>564285835>check barely suggestive Maya pic posted less than two weeks ago>pixiv source is already dead
How do umas like Yaeno or Amazon even run as fast as they do in sandals as their base designsHishis are like shoes but Yaeno has her dogs out in old sandals
>>564287227I'd take it if I had my own Natie, but as it is there's no fucking way I'm adding yet another layer of RNG to my jinxed runs. It's not even a Natie sidegrade for late surgers.I'm not the original anon who posted his deck btw.
>>564287542A better question is how some umas run in high heels. Like Rice
>>564287592Just use Fine Motion
>>564287595I chase women around at night and you'd be surprised how skilled some women are running in heels
>>564287063>totally tubular cutenesstubes...
>>564287542Uma feet in my face now after a race too would be perfect all sweaty and dirty
>>564287542Don't think about it.
