>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/04-10-2026-update.125825/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>564234712
Silverfags are all tranniessame as Mirafags
Sex with Venator
Silver is the worst hero in the game.
>>564306423Calm down Mina!
>somehow took people 8 months to figure out Dynamo was OP the entire timevery funny
I put Mina and Paige in bunnysuits because I like scantly clad women. I did not put callico and wraith in anything because the one thing worse than a nigger is a nigger woman. I main Dynamo.
i love victor
>>564306423>>564306630you two deserve to be hangedfucking autists
>>564306953the only way to curb ritualposters is to ritualpost in a way that makes them angry, which does seem to be the minaposter's angle
>>564306882so what you're trying to say is you want to fuck nigger men?
>>564306870the changes to his quantum making it a teamwide dispel helped a lot.
>>564306882HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY BAZZZED
The dead lend their aid!
>>564306910Is this the Ivy, Vindicta, or Yume?There appears to be at least 3 of you girls.
heded tu bloo
>>564306953Calm down Pocket!
Not sure if im burnt out or if the game is just shit every game is just annoying to play now and Matchmaking is shit thank you for reading my blog
>Play during american hours>Team is communicative and positive>Play during european hours>Team is full of ragers who only hit T to scream at each otherConsidering my winrate doesn't change I guess I'd rather not play during eurotime
>>5643076233 girls and Lash, dear anon. Never forget about Lash.
>>564307924euros are very thin skinned and anti social
>>564307964Wait, The Lash loves Victor too?
reminder that grey talon has an AoE indestructable curse (enemies drop urn when cursed), and viper has a ranged AoE black hole without the channelingthought you'd might want to know these facts once geist and infernus get gutted
>>564307623im the fujo-yume that writes victor x doorman gore i play ivy with my duo
>>564307924just give it until next year when all of europe is chinese fire walled and police roam every house for wrong think internet usage
>>564308108So this is the Ivy.Got any of those Ivy/Victor pics on tap?Asking for a friend...
I still haven't ever seen a Silver carry a game, and I've seen Paradoxes and Hollidays carry games.
>>564308284unfortunately I'm on my phone so I don't have anything
>>564308624I saw a silver carry a game, but I'm a lowly arcanist
>>564307924nigger your server doesn't change based on timezone are you retarded
>>564308624Of course, you're the one playing the Silver, and Silver mains are too brainfogged from HRT to play well.
>>564308734The people connecting to USE do
Do they really do a lot of things though? It seems like all they do is take sinners.
>>564308875They GREAT at shuffleboard!
>>564308780Stop projecting. I don't play that worthless hero because I prefer wining, which unfortunately is hard when someone on my team picks it.
>see holliday on my team>motivation to put in all my effort to win sinks
How accurate is this?
>lose two games in a row>derank>win 5 games in a row>dontwhat the fuck how does this shit even work?
>>564309235>silver>s tierLMAO
>>564309235>upplaying Silver, Vyper, and Drifter>downplaying GT, Paradox, Seven, and Rem
>>564309235Just delete your post
losing games last way too long man
>>564309235Silver, Paradox and Holliday in D tier. Grey Talon in S tier. Infernus, Wraith and Vyper up to S+. Sinclair in C tier.
The leaked PvE mode for deadcock looks kinda dope
>>564309235I think Venator is good but S tier is a stretch
>get raped in lane>destroy them both laterName a better feeling
>>564309551yeah gun paradox, yamato and doorman are so much better frfr
>>564308151Your Palantir xis?
Silver is D tier without Express shot S tier with it
>>564309635>t-bagging like a niggeryou don't deserve the skin. You are ruining my name
>>564309235>Calico>strong pick
>>564309789eurojeet cope kek
>>564309235This image put the Silverberg Mossad on full damage control mode, holy shit. Duck and cover for the incoming Transon Option.
Silver is literally designed to be shit btw but strong in werewolf form problem is werewolf form is shit too
>>564309635>Missed two parries on the lashTales from Obscura
>>564309850Highest gun dps in the game btw.
>>564309635Experienced high-society hag putting college hussy in her place, you love to see it
>>564310027for the three seconds you get to fire it, sure. But you're gonna miss a lot of shots unless you're physically in contact with the enemy model, the spread is nutty
>>564309235here's my tier list>t. e2
>>564309635uninstalling mods
>>564309953>2 Stamina Tax>Boot Kick janky as fuck and will miss a ton if the opponent is moving>Early game hero in a meta domainted by supports and carries being strong in every stage of the game>Zero late game scalingI guess she's a good counter against infernus? Any other carry rips her to shred.
>>564309968>>564310210...and that's why she's consistently top pick/ban, because she's so underpowered and honest. Really Goyim! I swear it on my 20 grandfathers who died in the Holocaust!
>>564310326the (((pro))) community is smaller than 100 people, their opinions do not matter especially in pub games.
>>564310326Seethe jew
>>564310210Not really, if she gets on top of anyone she can shred but she's very susceptible to CC, which is where debuff resist and teammates come in, teammates helping out is especially a problem for her in my experience since you can't really easily communicate that with randoms, and in deadlock it's worse then in other mobas, so i feel like silver has to commit which means if she gets 0 support she's fucked
Deadlock is such a weird fucking game, you've got a bunch of cool abilities and great movement tech that makes the gunplay and teamfights really fun to engage in. Unfortunately there's a lot of randomness with the cpu and it's like "hey good job on winning those 50 teamfights unfortunately you weren't doing enough PvE so now your base is fucked". It's like they couldn't decide if this game should be more about the control/CTF elements and PvE is what's important or if it's PvP that's supposed to be important
>>564309635PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WHAT GEIST MOD IS THIS
>>564308734Your immigrants who play on US east because they think the matches are easier?>>564310891>so i feel like silver has to commit which means if she gets 0 support she's fuckedThats the neat part. Your ult is a 40 second cooldown. If conditions are not favorable you can just leave and wait for your cooldown.
>>564310950Its an assfaggot game, both pve and pvp is important. Its your job to situationally make a decision on wether it benefits you more to splitpush for towers ot snowball on them, or wether you need to prioritize gold gain to scale
>>564310326people don't buy slowing hex up there or smth idk
>>564311061It's the third mod in the mod manager when you search "hero:geist" and sort by downloads. Use your brain anon.
>>564310950what does that have to do with cpus?
>If you're below phantom your opinion doesn't matter>Well phantom-ascendent are boosted anyway, mm is broken>Eternus lobbies are just metaslave 6stack streamers, they don't know the game>Weeell the pro scene are hyperniche autists, they don't matter either
Silver upplaying trannies throwing another kvetching tantrum! LOL!
>>564311349All of this is true
Any tips for learning Billy?Need to win 8 low prio games, might as well learn a new champ.
what factor decides if a team groups up to fight and take objectives, or goes off 1 by 1 to the enemy jungle and dies 1v3 for no reason
>>564311349stats and ranks are fun but this is still a game heavily in development, autistic sweats and people with metro-adjacent attitudes need to fuck off back to whatever moba cesspool spawned them.
>>564309635>all these malding postsShallow chad does it again
>Silver ganks my lane>She gets werewolf form>Instead of diving she runs awayLOL love to see it
>>564311146>>564308871>Even in deadlock mutts blame immigrants for everythingDEM WETBACKS BE STEALIN MY ELO!!!
>>564311275you could have just said the name of the mod which is "Bottom Heavy Lady Geist"dumb ukrainian CUNT
I genuinely believe if everyone who is currently in Oracle would die irl right now, we would be colonizing Mars in the next 5 years
>>564311802>samefaggingyou are sad
>>564309635Honestly that skin is great but it needs panties and slightly lower skirt I think leaving some stuff to imagination is better.
>DEM WETBACKS BE STEALIN MY ELO!!!
>>564311681unga their bunga
>>564311878I am Russian you pig
>>564312218the shallow fag is russian?Damn
>>564312218This post is about to get 10 (you)s minimum
Pumping to Paige
>>564312218What's the difference
>Vyper>M&K>Sinclair>Warden>KelvinI am the only honest Deadlock player ITT
>enemy vyper or calico buys splitshot>they shoot at me>my whole screen is just filled with bright sparkles to the point i cant even see my character model ahymore
>>564312027I uniroincally agree. I actually quite like this skin but someone said it sucked so I had to change it :(
>>564311681Melee alot, your ability counts as melee, blasted is basically siphon bullets so you can be theoretically immortal if you're stuck with 3 people trying to kill you and keep light meleeing
>>564309635elo inflated monkey tier character
Anons always talk about model updates for old heroes but what's not talked about enough is kit updates, grey talon has an execute on his ult, absurd scaling on his one which is spammable due to no charge delay, and a permanent trap that applies curse, the strongest status effect in the game
>>564312218you are a hohol pig from ukraine"don't spoonfeed!!!" is a retarded antique from 2008, you weren't even alive back then vladimir azovbig geist boobies
>>564312908You're forgetting the worst offender of all, he has a base 4 stamina for some fucking reason.And yet he has garbage winrate, it really makes you think.
>>564312908Hig gun damage also scales with spirit power and his execute ult gives him permanent spirit power that makes him deal more spirit damage and gun damage, it's beyond me why his WR isn't higher
>>564310146>the spread is nuttybut enough about Abrams
>>564313089>And yet he has garbage winrate, it really makes you think.He's barely played because he's ugly, so nobody actually knows how to build him (hint: mostly gun with some spirit, same with vindicta). Also him and Vindicta require aim, which is something beyond 1234eigners
What if Oathkeeper.. was a gun..?
>>564313282Abrams has the same problem! It's not surprising they're both in the same place
Seven having a really good time
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/hero-concept-syren-catches-the-big-one.128163/Thoughts on the fish lady?
>>564313561Needs a snout
>>564313432>NICHT GENUG AUSDAUER
>>564313609Doorman should be able to put doors on floors and ceilings
>>564309635>Name a better feelingSloppy handjob from Geist
>>564310950they could solve a number of issues by lowering mobility, and increasing the tankiness and damage of structuresin any other game, the only reason a tower goes down by itself is if creeps have scaled hard into late game or several waves have stacked up
>The perfect hero doesn't exi-
>>564313852From which hand?
>>564313561I like the attire and general idea of the character but dislike the anime style face.kinda wish people that make these concepts would atleast put in effort in making the characters look remotely fitting with the game's art style instead of just drawing random anime personas and posting it.
>>564314002Ghost hand obviously.
>>564309635Sick play, all these seething retards replying kek.>the dress that doesnt cover full assdisgusting. ill never got that trent, it doesnt even look good.either full cover or no cover i think
>>564311349
>another low prio game with a cheating russian on HazeWhy don't they just IP the whole country at this point?We know why, Valve sucks their dicks for no reason
>>564314176That is not her jerking you, then. Maybe you are fan of 500 year old ghosts, though, so I not say anyhting.
>>564314219
>>564314424*IP range ban
We initiateGODS own /dlg/
>>564314434The safest horny yet
>>564311349>>Eternus lobbies are just metaslave 6stack streamers, they don't know the gamethis one is actually true
>>564314424>Why don't they just IP the whole country at this point?they already tried this before by separating the europe server into europe and russia but russians cried for days on end on discord about not wanting to play with other russians and that this was racism and how no one actually hates wholesome chungus russians till valve bent the knee and merged them again.
>>564311349None of those statements are false or contradict one another.
>>564311349Cute VindictaNow that the coomer retards moved on to newer characters and the "lol feet i'm so horny haha" meme is dead, I'm glad there are more cute images of her instead.
I think I'm done with the game. Too many cheating russians in every match. Literally aimbot, always headshot, instant parry hacks. Everyone can tell, especially when the cheat sees and tracks your through the veil. What's the point of playing since Valve does not care?
PARTY'S HERE PAL
Classic EU brawl
>>564310950Thats how a lot of objective based games work, its not a TDM game. You can't just push ahead and win team fights when the objective still needs to be dealt with, whether its a payload, a a control point, or a flag
lol that's what you get
i've been playing apollo pretty much exclusively these past few days and although he is very fun, he also seems pretty one dimensional as in there is one way to play himor am i wrong? any apollofags?
Come to think of it, I've seen more gun Rems and gun Paiges win than Silver.
>>564314956>>564314886>PARTY'S HERE P-ACK
>>564314743I wanna kiss her feet and smell her soles tbqh.
But what does "honest" deadlock hero really mean?
>>564314434heh, ghost busters
>>564314962i see two ways very often in eu eternus, gun and spirit. melee shows up now and then but not nearly as often.
>>564315285There are only two heroes that are honest>The hero that the person you are talking to plays>A hero that is completely dogshit and is a throw pick that makes you feel good when you see it on the enemy team (IE holliday)
>>564314568>climbed against my will>finally hit Arcanist I it's so over...
>>564314962He is pretty one note in terms of build and match behavior, it's gonna be the same shit every game, win lane lose game is apollo's motto.There's a funny melee build but IMO it's just a gimmick build.
I AM REBORN
should I use headshot booster as mcginnis
>>564314743>the "lol feet i'm so horny haha" meme is deadh-haha, yeah...
>>564315285any hero can be honest by buying an egg and never using it or selling it for that -10% damage, -800 souls and -1 inventory slot honesty
>>564315285>a hero who has to put in at least some effort to get value out of their kit>a hero that isn't annoying/cancer to go against and has clear counterplay/weaknesses
>coomer posting hoursGn
deadlock?
>enemy Doorman gets focused so hard he ends up ragequittinggood
Is there a list of abilities that Spiritual Overflow simply doesnt work on? I know grey talon trap is unaffected by the duration increase for whatever reason
>>564315192Meleeplayers don't want you to know one simple trick
>>564316083https://xcancel.com/HardDegenerate/status/2046343911430406325
>"I'll just play one more brawl before bed :)"
>>564314956>parry abusingKill yourself, trash.
>>564311349if you focus on the competitive aspect of the game whatsoever then your opinion doesn't matter
>>564316475>refresher as DrifterI mean, sure....I guess....
Brawl feels like the kiddie pool of deadlock, it's not really anything worth caring about but glad if you're having fun there I guess.
>>564316504noooooo stop aboooooosing the F key by pressing it
>>564316504>>564316668he's scripting
>>564316627>Brawl feels like the kiddie poolBrawl is the gamemode for respectfull adults that only care about the enjoyment in the games they play.There is nothing that yells "im a manchild" than caring about a plastic rank invisible metric for validation in a cartoon game for children
i dont want to step in the adult pool where someone has peed themselves and i have to stay there for an hour because they refuse to leave the pool and the lifeguard will shoot me in the head if i try to leave first
>>564317012meds
>>564317051Mmm yeah that sounds like something a kiddie would say.
>>564317051Who said anything about rank IMBECILE, PROJECTING YOUR LACK OF SKILL I SEE, HAHAHAHA, I WIN THIS INTERNET ARGUMENT, YOUR CONCESSION IS ACCEPTED.
>try to learn Billy>end up with cheating russians in every low prio game>they always are on chars like Haze, Vindicta, McGinnis for perfect headshots, aimbot tracking through veils, and instant parriesYeah this game is cooked. Destroys my motivation to play TBF
>>564317012i dont know i mean i've parried billies like that, when they're running up to you it's kind of obvious they're going to quick melee
>>564309635ban all mod users
how do you know you are in low prio?
>>564317136>nah bro, you gotta play with cheaters for true gaming experience!!that's what Valvetroons actually believe
>>564309635>go down to sub 60 health twiceimagine the rage>>564317223show his headshot rate via the damage graph>>564317351it'll tell you
>>564317223That Mina is literally me
>>564317351
>>564317368If you say the niggerword or faggotword enough they will put you in a shadow low prio queue.
>deadlock only got popular after it added coomer heroesbros what does this say about our game?
>>564314956
>>564317492>>564317581Understandable, suprised i havent ended up there yet myself.
>>564317581Ngl, kinda funny how you can get voicechat banned, but not manually disable it
>>564317581Lmaooo
>>564317651Rem is not THAT hot
>>564316393Hot.
Here is another russian cheater from yesterday.The worst part is, you will get them in every game (like the same people) cuz that's how low prio queue works. So you gotta stop queueing for next matches for some time to avoid them.
>>564314956>billy wastes all stamina on dashing to you>has no stamina to escapekino
i would tolerate any number of chuddy incels throwing out near infinite gamerwords nonstop in my games if it meant an actual functioning anticheat
Too bad there's no console version of Deadlock with no crossplay so you can get away from cheating PCjeets. Favela browns always favor PC and while they hate paying for games they love buying cheats.
imma try having my melee and parry binded to mouse buttons as well cuz I suck at bothlet's see if I end up improving.
>>564318271guys PLEASE dont support this mod PLEASE its DISGUSTING and YUCKY and WRONG just incase though here is a download link so you can avoid this HORRID mod
>>564318434>console version of DeadlockGray talon 100% winrate.....
>>564318271I bet this guy has shady stuff on his drivesomeone should check it out and contact authorities
gun ivy
>>564317012>>564317154>>564317241it's always billys with accusations
>>564318975>In HERE, I am....uhh....nevermind...
>>564316393Built for BWC
>>564319127kek
>>564315256So do I, but the ironic coomer posters were insufferable.
>>564316608>>refresher as Drifterme and my mates did this on april foolsduration extender + arcane surge + refresher, chaining ults one after the other
>>564318975nigga you already parried before Billy had the idea of using his melee in his mind
Played a game of vindicta because I got inspired by the posting and I had a beautiful lane and got carried by a holliday so now I want holliday and vindicta porn where they're kissing.Chop chop, drawfags.
I am so bad at aiming I can only now play spirit heroes at my rank
Who buys Stamina Mastery vs Arcane Surge/Kinetic Dash?
>>564314956But in the real world Billy uses his bashdown, you try to parry nothing like a retard and get heavy melee'd in response. The only reason you parried here is because you are cheating.
>>564319548You and me are the same t. phantomCHAMP
>>564319282That does sound AIDS to play against, yeah. A shame that I was busy that day.
>>564319282>deh hunt begins>dey can try to faih back but it won mattuh>laits owt>dehr suffern abaddo begin>no time to pley wid mai fewd>I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
>>564319793Stamina mastery is one of the most purchased items anon
>>564319793If I play abrams or geist I get arcane surge and kinetic dash but if I play grey talon I go stamina mastery.
I just learned Drifter ult makes enemies count as isolated
>>564319793pretty much anyone that doesn't have a super movement steroid wants stamina mastery.
>>564319793Stamina Mastery is like the backliner skirmish-y buy, whereas Kinetic/Arcane is more frontlinerthat's not to say you can't use them interchangeably, i just normally see the latter used aggressively on someone like Abrams or Drifter
>>564320342Better late than never, anon.
>>5643204562 stam -> Stamina Mastery3 stam -> Kinetic/Arcane
>>564320456anything besides mastery doesnt really make sense on apollo, shame
i want the split beam back on graves' 3make it an active with a cooldown at max rank i don't care farming sucks without it
>>564320909That's not true, he doesn't need either but arcane surge pairs up beautifully with his 1 since you should be jump dashing in to harass with it
>>564321048>make it an active with a cooldownYou can do that. For a mere 1600 souls.
>>564316393i like this skin because my wife uses it and it's cute
>>564321048>the autoaim character should have a 65% dps buff on her gun bro, this is good for game health!
Finally matchmaking decided to end my 10 game win streak by giving me absolute brain dead teammates ever, was actually waiting for this moment
>>564223003guys is this a meme or does it actually work? i've tried it for 2 games so far and i won both games but i'm not sure
>>564321048I miss it too but you have to admit instantly getting max suck with deadheads is better
>>564321529Don't do it, produces mustard gas, etc. etc.
I tried grey talon in brawl to see how the hero works and I just get random kill streaks holding m1 or pressing 1 in someone's general direction, am I doing it right?
>>564317012
>>564321818That's all M1 heroes.
>>564318975>Roll parrying the loud heavy chargeYoshi liked this post
>tried silver out>she's dogshitI thought she was S tier?Did I get tricked?
I'm done with trying to learn Billy. Dogshit character, plus I'm utter dog on him.
Parries are CHEATS. If you parry me you are getting REPORTED. Parries should be REMOVED from the game.
>>564322108Did you try building Lightning Scroll on her?
>>564322163meds
>>564322191With what farm?
>Parries are CHEATS. If you parry me you are getting REPORTED. Parries should be REMOVED from the game.
>>564322191Metro you fucking retard why would you build lightning scroll? Just buy Elephant rounds and Knockdown instead.
this is an m1 carry, so they're really strong late game. and early game. and mid game. especially when they have more souls than you, but also when they're even with you. just don't fight them unless you're also playing as one and if you don't have on your team its over. and we will be buffing them next patch btw
>modscheats>parriescheatswhats next?
>>564322853Thank you Yoshi! I sure love Seven
Man they completely gutted Silver. She feels like absolute shit to play now. Slow as fuck, deals 0 damage, bugged and awkward shit like cancelling her attack after transform/bite, horrible wave/camp clear.It's pure shit character all because """pros""" kept crying about her.
>>564323162Gun items, including inhib, siphon, and merc mag, are cheats.
>>564323202She's still OP thoughever
>>564323162>Parry modsYou better believe thats cheats
>>564323338Go away shartytoddler
>join game>see my teammates feed>see my teammates laugh and RP about it with enemy team>abandon after 10 minutesThis game was fun!
>>564309839tbagging is good actually
The best part about being bad and retarded and being ESL and mostly blind and not watching pros is I have no clue if people are serious when they say silver is good or bad and since I never see her in my games I have no idea who to believe
>Mods aren't chea-AAAACCCCKKKK!
>>564316627until you go against a street brool team that has geist, victor, dynamo, infernus.
>>564323813She's ok. Not nearly as bad as the Schizos in this thread would have you believe. Not First pick competitive material either. Very close to perfectly balanced.
>>563956337>>563970192Hey anon thanks a lot for suggesting ABL build! I looked at Lomein but the former seems better.Once his 2 is T3 along with Toxic Bullets+Duration+Arcane Surge+Boundless Spirit it's just amazing seeing the enemy's health whittle away.Unfortunately the suffering is twice as painful during laning because lack of gun/mobility items, and missing the 2 makes you useless for the duration of cooldown, but overall the change in gameplay style is refreshingly fun.
>>564317875wrong!
>>564317581>8 winswhat the fuckwas that your first offense? what did you do
>>564323202not even pros complained, it was just vegas who turbo fed on her once he tried her and goober who got kicked off a team for being a 2 trick pony. I dont think any "pro" player worth their salt has ever put her higher than mid b tier. I dont think any of them would put her higher than c tier in pubs.
how am i supposed to lane as geist? feels like you want bomb to clear creeps, especially against strong pushers, but your suck feels weak until it's max level, and that feels like your actual power spike that you want to hit. does she just suck shit against certain lane opponents, or am I retarded
>>564324420>was that your first offense? lol no the deadcock poster is basically permanently stuck in low priority>what did you dohe cant stop ragequitting games
>>564324560She's like Victor: play passive until you get your ult. Rush radiant regen so you don't kill yourself with your abilities
>>564313946Mauri & Kalle-pekka
I've noticed an influx of people who get mad in street brawl.
>>564311349the matchmaking is so turbo fucked I almost just dont give a shit about rank, it feels cosmetic at this point
>Vindicta foot fetishistsHave you guys SEEN what NYC streets look like? They weren't any better in 1920-whatever
>>564325334they need to make it so that she hovers around all the time instead of walking so that she has clean feet
YOSHIWHY HAVE YOU ABANDONED ME YOSHI
>>564324420nah, I've gone through those 8 wins in low prio at least 5 times now>>564324572glad you are my fan, bud
>>564323908I normally have like 3 different regen items when I lane as Geist.
>>564317223>>564317539
>>564325334there were no niggers or spics back in the day>>564325448footfags probably like dirty feet, idk
>>564325334>hovers half the time>is a ghost, so her spooky incorporeal feet don't pick up dirt>if dirty feet was a mechanic they would've coded it in>sweaty blueberry feetllllllick
>>564317539
next patch they are going to hyperbuff gun btw I'm from the future ama
>>564313946Make ja Keke
>enemy victor has ult and is pushing lane>1 teammate is at the walker>go through mid, shoot (and clear) at coming wave>walker is protected>victor doesn't know what to do now>dies>dies againget fucked
>>564326160>>564326420Anytime I'm playing against a feeding Mina I think of this. Then I can't focus because I need to jerk off.
>>564326594they've done that every single patch anyway
>>564326594Gun should be stronger desu. This game pretends to be shooter but gun damage accounts for like 30% of the damage in any given match.
>>564326594a buff to gun is a buff to graves
>Rem's helpers clear Sinners too fastY/N?
>deadlocks number 1 twitch streamer is a trannyumm dotards?
>>564327121i'd rather they nerf the clear speed than remove the ability to steal sinners outright, which is what i'm always worried the kneejerk nerf will be when they get tired of redditors crying
>>564326183I can assure you that there were black and hispanics in NYC in the 1920s
>>564324442do not try to interrupt the delusions
>>564326857this. it needs to be 100%. remove abilities from the game
>>564326420>>564326160Now I wanna rape Mina. Anyone wanna cosplay for me? I have a smegma filled, crusty, smelly but fat cock though if that's okay.
what happened to the inhouses that used to be played here?
>>564328098Mo ....
>>564327856Maybe not that far, but higher bullet damage and longer cooldowns are needed
>>564328098Vyper...
>>564326121I don't think I've ever bought resto shot
>>564328485if you shoot enemy every time and never miss, its like %40 better than extra regen
>>564328098Silver...
>feeding wraith during lane phaseShitters, can we PLEASE fucking not do that.
>win too many games in a row>whelp that's it buddy time to give you the silver who picks sharpshooter as a teammatefuck Yoshishitpiss
>Win 4 matches in a row
>>564328438they've been doing exactly this for two years how much more do you want
>>564328980You'd think somebody's brain would turn on after they die 3 times in lane phase, but no let's go die 7 more times in lane
>>564329329at least one more, perhaps a lot more
>>5643293793 deaths should be your signal to GTFO out of that lane and go gank or run boxes or play like a scared pussy.
>>564328980Is it tilt or ego or what that causes chain feeding?
>>564328213no custom match chat system
>>564328980>omg guys like, wraith is on 8 kills stop feeding>same amount of souls as everyonekek
>>564329698>tilt or ego?its a mix of both
im doing so well on apollo im scared he's just op and he's getting dumpstered next patch
>>564329910retard-kun...
>>564330062its very unlikely
You ever get your shit kicked in so hard you just spend the next 30 minutes in testing looking at how the fuck to play the game again.
>>564329910Considering they gets souls from that, you are missing wave and fucking over your partner (unless they fed too) they would get tower easily as well. That's like almost a tier 3 item you just gifted her while its still lane phase.
>>564330687I just take a long break when that happens
>>564310950Anon learns what a moba is, I imagine this is the case for a lot of shitter teammates
>>564330376why
>rabbit hex the ENTIRE teamDopamine!!!!!
vacations are overnew patch?
>>564331213he hasnt been touched the last couple patches, and he isnt abusing any broken items or interactions or anything like that. if there arent many streamers/discord/redditors complaining about him, I dont see why they would
what a crazy ass robot
>>564327121I genuinely wish they would remove Rem's ability to place helpers on his team's sinners, and i'm not even joking. I really think its the only way you could fix 95% of all rem players sucking up resources all game to do nothing with
another match, another cheating russian on Vindicta
>>564331393in 2nd half of may
>>564331575Are you trying to impress me with this video?
>>564331393next patch will probably be content patch since they obviously dont think kelvin or dynamo are worth balancing
>>564331575yeah like i dont get it, is this satire?
>>564331634Would suck to nerf rem in scenarios where your team is trying to come back and has poor map control at the moment but could grab sinners with lower riskYou should have to play 100 games to play rem instead
just turn rem into a lane rapist spirit nuker that falls off after 25 minutes and remove the macro stuff
Can you even name one fun hero
>>564332997Slork
>>564332997__no__
>>564332997Rutger
>>564332458a few Sinners on Rem of all people isn't going to wildly swing the game in your favorif anything that would be a detriment to your team because it means he's dicking around in jungle being useless like he usually does
>>564332997tokamak
If it's near end game and you see three of your teammates chasing the enemy then you have to join them. You have to fucking join them. Because if those three die, what, are you going to defend base with just three of you? You chase the fucking enemy because at least then you have a chance of wiping the enemy team. The alternative is they die, you die defending base, your respawn times are all staggered and you're more fucked than you would've been if you had just chased the goddamn enemy.
>>564310950What if they just had enemies fighting each other using abilities, but then what if someone keeps running away forever, okay let's a base to defend, but then what if people just sit in base forever like cowards, okay let's add some npcs you can kill that will give you a buff, and lets add some towers too that will give you some protection as you look for the npcs, and you know what let's add some minions coming from your base towards the enemy...
>>564332997Press random and you always have funFirst timed Abrams and got my ass beat still fun tho
>>564332997Trapper
Where is my deadlock femboy sissy duo?
what should i expect?
>>564334078SHUT THE FUCK UP...or I will have to punish you>>564334156your mother's disappointment
>>564326183>footfags probably like dirty feet, idkwrong
>>564332997Ivy!Silver, too, I guess.
>>564334078>draw girl>call it boy>weebs will say this is "based" and "not pozzed"Curious
>>564334289That's a girl, I don't know why he attached a picture of her to his fagpost
>>564334353thats a boy
>>564326183>footfags probably like dirty feet, idkright stinky too
>>564334289correctwe love girls, "girls", boys, "boys", and every conveniently ambiguous archetype in-betweenwhy? it's hot
>>564334393Shut up, bitchI know ball
SHE'S 17 YEARS OLD, 23 MINUTES, AND 49 SECONDS TILL SHE IS 18, YOU SICK FUCK
>>564334648the seethe over coomer graves skins is kino
>>564333342probably true, but preventing the enemy from stealing your sinners at least helps to slow a steamroll from forming
>>564321790ok i would like to confirm it is in fact broken, i just got out of a game where some doorman legit ulted me like 6 times in a row and i tanked it every single time because the build was so OP
>2 enemy lanes are pushed in>their entire team is fighting mine>"time to push the walker">retarded faggot doorman is being a lane janny (of course)>ults me, throws me to the walker, i dieyou need to be special to play as doorman
>>564335092Stop playing Geist you stupid niggeryou don't deserve itgo back to your typical 3rd world champ since you are russian
>>564312002Keep coping tranny. Geist chads run this general
hook as a ability is dishonest/thread
>>564335469>play Geist for weeks>newfags see, newfags copyboring
>>564335447HEY! i MAY be boosted but i am NOT russian. get your facts straight
i am THE ORIGINAL geistmiester everyone is copying ME
>>564334648maybe you should wait 23 minutes and 49 seconds before breaking the law you fucktard nigger
>>564334648shes one year old?
>>564335890well yeah you gave me the strat geistCHAD
okay but seriously though, the only time you can play spirit Geist is street brool. do not fucking do that shit in normal games as its game losing
Im pretty bad with doors for my team as doorman but jesus FUCK my last team just wanted to BROOOOOL and complained they weren't BROOOOOLING enough and were mobile air niggers on the rooftops constantly.
>>564336063is gun geist actually good? been playing bomb geist and its strong as hell
>enemy team has Seven, Infernus, Warden, Lady GeistHow are you supposed to respond to this
>>564311275nta but downloading it doesn't work for me
>>564333383I hope they reuse his concept. Nuclear-powered automaton sounds pretty fun.>his 3 is Raven'sno
>Go 7-0 in the first 15 mins of a game as doorman>Realize that I'm not playing an actual character>LoseI hate you say it but considering kidnap hasn't been gutted yet, I think Yoshi considers it the intended way to play Doorman and we're never getting an actual character besides the one gimmick.
someone destroy my router, i cant stop buying anvil
>>564316475>name editsjej
>>564336578You don't, this is your forced 50 game
>>564336910bro just play gun doorman just buy this item combo that works in my seeker games trust
>>564336910>Realize that I'm not playing an actual characterWhat does this even mean
>smurf yam on my team>just pushes lane and never team helps fights>duo support buy curse for her and she then gets rapednice ego you worthless selfish OW/Rivals nigger, thanks for not helping with urns or defending walkers or even taking a walker
The current direction the game is headed will kill the game before it even fully releases.
>ban Wraith>still shows up>outscales everyoneWhy is this nigger char allowed in the game?
>>564335638It's a skill shot that can be dodge or anticipated. It's HONEST
>>564337946He wants bells to be as cancerous as paige's dragons or dynamo's stomps, so he can kidnap and jump people while also dealing insane damage on his on
>>564339717>Everything in grave's kit is dodgable and counterable unlike giestMy honest QUEEN
>play new character>get put in easy lobbies, win even though i barley do anything>play main>get put in horrible rape lobbies where i'm expected to carry 2-3 feeders + rem every gamegood game design
>>564336429yeah its good
>>564339468it might, the balance is simply too schizophrenic
>>564339849do people really consider paige's dragons do be cancerous? Dynamo stomp sure but dragon? It's not like paiges are running around buying escalating exposure.
>>564339849I hate kidnap. Just let me throw bells, shoot people with my gun, and cart.
>>564340779play dynamo
okay but what if a hook ability character, but its said character "blinking" to the enemy with his hook
do you think they'll ever fix the performance degradation in this game or will i just have to restart after every game forever
>>564340970Dynamo players are insufferable faggots who have egos bigger than every m1 carry player because they can press warp stone into black hole into refresher again (This also applies to Paige players while shield spam). I want nothing to do with the character.
>playin dwifta>me and bebop are chasing down a faggot dynamo>he smacks a bomb on my ass>send me at him like a bloodsucking rocket>blow his fucking fat ass to bits>"tank you :)"drifta is such a retard I love him
>>564341124
>>564341147your shit is overheating bro
>>564340723>do people really consider paige's dragons do be cancerous?Turning a portion of the match into "the ground is lava" is annoying, and the nerdy bitch that does that is doing it from behind a tower or her entire team while saying shit like "don't you get it?! i have plot armor guys muhehehehe", in teamfights it's very cancerous especially if no one on your team takes her out discreetly or if her team is aware of her and making sure she stays alive>buying escalating exposure.I do occasionally, supporting Isn't as fun as dealing a billion damage, unless you're playing viscous and doing insane cube parkour with your team>>564340779Play another hero then
>>564341147from what i've heard it gets better if you switch off vulkan but i did that and i still get unplayable frame skips from game 2 onwards
>>564340723I hate how they still deal damage even after the green text has fully faded away. Other than that, I don't mind it at all.
>Dynamo + GT lane>Be Seven>Get focused poked because of my big ass body>Buy monster rounds + extra regen>Chill and get items>Win
>>564341405>Turning a portion of the match into "the ground is lava" is annoyingyeah but like, it just tickles most of the timein terms of cancerous bullshit it's nothing compared to her AoE shield
>>564334326>>>/r9k/
>>564341797>it just tickles most of the timeIt does 160 damage and leaves a dps trail of 60 for 5 seconds which totals to 300 damage. If you buy her typical spirit focused build items you get shit like 330 damage with a 100dps trail for 6.4, that's basically 1,000 damage on a charged ability that can be spammed from like 40 meters away to help her team. Obviously if you get within range you can rape her but that's the problem, she stays back and if no one deals with her then you all suffer. Also the range is wide as fuck so it's hard to dodge her shit and that helps her throw it from far away
>Get disarmed as Silver>Doesn't matter because witchmail lets me keep them disarmed too
>>564340541Nothing feels good and everything feels disjointed.
>>564342476>everyone standing there disarmed just stupidly looking at each otherMy wife is so useful
>still no patchI think they're focusing on the new heroes, which doesn't bode well since the map and core game are still garbage and the balance is a little fucked
>>564341405But I want to play Doorman.
>>564342896hawaii
I think one of the big issues with "x character is op" "Just buy defensive" is that while damage items have a ton of increments most of the good defense items are 6400 soul one offs that are hard to save for even late game while all the ones with components are healing items or life steal that don't feel good if youre already getting burst down. So your stuck with one or 2 3200 defensive's that rapidly become useless do to shred or armor piercing. Witchmail, and plate armor should build out of the resiliences and resiliences should get buffs.
Doorman kidnap build is already a throw even if you are good at it.Just throw your rape bells, shoot gun and ult the ulting warden/silver
>>564342896imagine 6 new horribly balanced heroes and no matchmaking changes lmao
Hey kid, want to join the O.S.I.C?
>>564343356Witchmail is already too strong it doesn't need even more
>>564343997I'd never pass the background check
>>564343997Haze giving wet dreams to shotas
how the fuck are you supposed to play mirage
>>564344021Defensives being accessible is a THE key to balancing out a moba ranter than the current roulette of which character this patch is unfun with 0 counter play.
>>564344282head hunter + recharging rush + EE. Spirit shred bullets too
given all the controversy about graves coomer mods I'm suprised there isn't more discussion about how 18 is only the age of consent in the US, and it's generally thought of as too high compared to everywhere else where it's 14-16
>>564344495>it's generally thought of as too highLmao, you can't say this with a straight face.
>>564344595hes a thirdie, thats just how they are
>>564344595you sure can if you're canadian, mexican, european or asian
>>564343997why is haze black?
>>564342932And i want double tether back on graves, or at least for her gun build to not be boring as fuck but we can't always have what we want>>564343063HOW FUCKING LONG IS THAT VACATION FFS??>>564343553You don't have to imagine just wait a few weeks
>>564344806>HOW FUCKING LONG IS THAT VACATION FFS??apparently it's rotating so it's multiple groups. I bet they get 3 weeks a piece so even if there are 2 groups it'll take over a month total.
is this gaem fun?
>>564344495>generallynobody except pedos on 4chan has debates about what the age of consent should be
>>564345023When you are winning:YesWhen you are losing:No
>>564344282CD reduction and then bullet mark spam
lash and shiv are the only fun characters in this game
>>564345057>we should have free health care like europe>we should have free education like europe>we should have good food like europe>we should use metric like europe>but our draconian AoC laws? those stay. Fuck le Pedos!why are my countrymen so stupid
why the fuck are you guys even debating about age of consent when everyone and their mother knows you jerked it off to graves anyways?
>>564328098I'm a guy but I'm twinkish enough, i can do my best
Are the rumors true? Is Mina really that kind of girl?
>>564344982Every employee gets 8 days, all spread out through the month of April
>>564345394There's no black men in the game so she hasn't taken BBC, if that's what you're wondering
>>564345221>Fuck le Pedos!If you have problem with this you should probably have a long think about your life choices.
>>564345449I'm surprised it's that short
>>564344495Honestly it doesn't matter, child rapists will rape while laughing at the law, and people who want to fuck will fuck while laughing at the "SHE'S 17.99 YOU SICK FUCK" so really, no one cares and the whole conversation is perpetuated by awkward retards from both sides who need need or want to wag their finger at the other while justifying or condemning the action for no real benfit to anyone
>>564345197I kind of agree
>>564345508anon i come to 4chan to get away from hearing things like this
>>564345502>you should probably have a long think about your life choices.that's rich coming from the guy who probably voted for trump 3 times
>>564345465Why is that the first thing to come to your mind?
>>564345384p-prove it... you know where to find me
>>564345656why is a self admitted pedophile speaking
>>564345656Lmao now thats some mental gymnastics. Not like every state that still has child marriage laws is republican or something.
>>564345734You know what they say... once you taste blood...
They really nerfed Victor into the ground, huh? He just explodes now.
>>564345789>didn't deny itlmao at least I didn't vote for one
>>564345739I actually don't though, I opened this thread for the first time todayI can drop a discord if you want tho
we should have free health care like europewe should have free education like europewe should have good food like europewe should use metric like europebut our draconian AoC laws? those stay. Fuck le Pedos!No arrow because I say this>>564345881That's what happens when you remove his cleanse
Which character just wins if the game lasts too long?It gotta be Wraith. She can farm and delete your whole team at minute 30>>564345952the idea of it sounds super kinky but it's best we don't go that route. Don't wanna be called a groomer(typing it out before someone tries to impersonate me)
>>564345883youre arguing for that tho
>>564341147After the first match I get ping spikes up to 1500ms every few seconds and I can’t figure out why.
>>564346069looks like I convinced you!
I hate burger hours
>>564346060>Which character just wins if the game lasts too long?Seven
>>564345883>Le pedos are actually okay and age of consent is wrong>But I'm going to imagine you voted for the heckin cheeto who is a pedo and thats bad So you're just being a contrarian for arguments sake at this point right?
>>564346060holliday
>>564341147I don't get thisDo you guys really struggle with performance? It runs without issues for me even if I stay in-game for hours. Intel GPUAMD CPUonly 32 GB of RAMwin 10
>>564346060geist
>>564346181I don't have to imagine AT ALL you are extremely transparent
>>564346216also worth adding, I use Vulcan
>>564346060>Which character just wins if the game lasts too long?GT can scale, seven for obvious reasons, victor to a lesser extent for obvious reasons, shiv>Don't wanna be called a groomerThat anon is a child? It's a bannable offence and not good considering the AoC talks the brugers are having right now
>>564346335Lmao, take your meds retard.
Sex with Mo.
Why the fuck do you guys keep talking about pedos?Graves is 18 - an adultIn every society that's the bar set up to determinate they can make choices for themselves. Graves is a fictional characterGraves looks 20y+ plusWhat's the issue?
>>564346439whatever you say burgerboy
>>564346428why are all faggots also pedophiles
>>564346216Variable hardware brother, also keep in mind source 2 is a lot of new rendering work for valve to go with it. They did a good job in that all their games also work on 15+ year old hardware just fine while also allowing people with new hardware to crank the graphics up and have it look modern AAA pretty, but that is also a pretty hefty thing to handle.
>>564343997>>564344259>Fed grooming impressionable youthsCanon.
>>564346543americans love to virtue signal about how much they hate pedos, esp rednecksthey just want to form a lynch mob over something
>>564346060Idkkkkkk anon.....you seemed interested. I'll drop it just in case, just show me the (You) if you decide to add menotmina1488
>>564346428>That anon is a child?>why are all faggots also pedophilesWhat the fuck are you guys talking about? Why are you brining in kids into this? Are you sick?
>>564346493Krill...
>>564346663....needs to leave.
>sex with mina cosplayer>the monkeys paw curls>(You) are the one wearing the mina cosplayyour response?
>>564346658Nah, it's too risky for me hahaThanks for the offer though!(you can always post a catbox link here if you wanna share your little cosplay. Just be sure to be an adult, 20 years old+)
>>564346876Sad! Still, If I ever do it I'll post it here.
>>564346550Ill keep your delusion in mind the next 30,000 cunny posts I see.
>>564346960Sounds great bby, good girl. ;^)
>>564346659>What the fuck are you guys talking about?Idk anon1 says he doesn't want anon2's discord because he's not a groomer
>>564347023yeah, you cannot confirm someone's age over discordwhat if they try to bait you into a trap by lying about being an adultboom, life ruined
>>564346543>What's the issue?Burgers
>>564346543Some Anon explained it's what can somewhat be called safe discrimination. You can't say faggot anymore, but you can say pedo as a slur. Imo it's all part of the bigger picture as females started having children at a later age (historically used to be 14-17 years old, now it's more akin to 25-35) the bar of what is "young" has been raised by an insane degree.There's a lot more to it but basically it's part of the NWO working to usher in reign of the anti-christ
>>564346550Wasn't this about wanting to fuck Mina? A girl?
>>564347140THANK YOU
>>564347023>anon1 doesn't want to be a high test alpha male grooming grown men into being gay
>>564347190>basically it's part of the NWO working to usher in reign of the anti-christhey. hey! this is my /vg/ tab not my /x/ tab.
Ever since March 6th there's been a really high margin of heroes that are totally shitWhere's the balance at, Valve
>>564346428No, I am an adult, and a functional alcoholic. >>564347135There are some easy ways to verify without doxxing yourself, but I get it that some anons want to be careful. It's his choice.>>564347245True! Sad!
what a slut
why do characters like pocket, holliday, paradox etc even exist? whoever has them just loses. literally exist just to grief teams
>Game full of account IDs over 1.5bilI love smurf games I'm so happy I'm nearly oracle
>>564347351>>564347482have to make room for the new heroes, will happen again with the new batch im guessing
>>564347356>There are some easy ways to verify without doxxing yourself, but I get it that some anons want to be careful. It's his choice.Yeah, it's me kekYou keep tempting me lad, ngl. Imagining a twink's cock poking through Mina's panties... already leaking like crazy at the thought of exposing himself to a smelly stranger online. Better to leave it to the mind's eye though....
>>564347482pocket used to be great, just look at his gun which was untouched since they wanted him to be relevant. now he is only played for the full no heal they tacked onto his ult.holliday is getting better but has always been ass, and paradox is extremely overnerfed and they decided she should be a support.
>>564347482>like pockethuh?
>>564347338These days the paranormal is the new normal.
>>564347748im in pisslow. any hard character on your team is a death sentence
>>564347510There are more smurfs in Oracle than lower ranks.
>>564347626Well, I'll be leaving the discord up for a day or two, so if you ever wake up in the middle of the night sweating and panting and wishing to fulfill your clearly existing desires, you know where to go anon~You wouldn't leave a twink waiting....right...?
Once upon a time this game used to be fun for people other than seven and wraith players.
>>564347245I wouldn't mind being turned gay by a muscular hung twink, it sounds hot>>564347356>No, I am an adult, and a functional alcoholic.>Tfw no hung alcoholic twink to turn you into a fag for cockFeels bad man
the real question is if the twink's cock should be bigger than yours
>>564314740except there's an inherent illogicism to "nobody knows anything regardless of rank or skill and trying to express any opinion is wrong"not that the constant masturbatory credentialism is any good, but
>have 4 good games as ven, on top of all my parries, ult aim, general gameplay>valve saw how good i was doing and how much fun i was having and now put me on the state mandated 4 loss streak
>guy starts throwing because one clown gets annoyingCan't you just mute him? You fucking incosiderate nigger there's 4 other people in the lobby and we were all on your side until you decided to start feeding for no reason.Sinclair if you're in this thread fuck you
>>564319847>billy's NEVER try to sneak in light melees EVER during their combo
>>564348930>could upload a picture of nearly anything>chooses an ugly black personDeserved
>17/0 smurf starts openly talking about being a smurf accountI love my state mandated loss.I love my state mandated loss.
>>564349068no
Let's see what this dick can do
>>564347482>pocketHis ult is stron, idk what you're on about >hollidaywaiting for the rework/buffs>paradoxGenuinely idk what they're doing with her, she's annoying but that's about it, idk what's her gameplan desu
>sex with Abramssoul>Let's see what this dick can dosoulless
>>564349068recently i had a game that went like>be me>playing into shiv infernus lane w/warden lane partner>we both eat shit, whatever, happens>i decide to go roam and jungle a bit to try and catch up, try to avoid fights since i'd get statchecked but get caught out a couple times anyways>warden continues to walk down lane, gets wave then gets fucked by one of the two, either way we're both playing bad>mina with a noticable russian accent speaks up about the fed shiv and only calls out the warden>warden INSTANTLY snaps "i really did not ask and will dc if you don't shut up">mina is still upset and talking to warden>This game can be abandoned without penalty, but leaving will result in a loss.m4a>warden is gone>everyone else on the team leaves shortly thereafterbased on the russian reputation props to the warden for somehow being worseidk why people don't just mute>bonus: infernus apologises about the lane
>>564349751>>be meStopped reading there
>>564349751he did you a favor honestly
>>564349841based
>>564349751>>bonus: infernus apologises about the lanestopped reading right there
>>564349860i agree it was better than having to sit through the slog, i'm just surprised i didn't get flamed too
>>564349751>i agree it was better than having to sit through the slog, i'm just surprised i didn't get flamed toostopped reading here
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>>5643508075 or you are a queer
>>564348382I'll keep that in mind anon. It's true, a man can be frustrated at times, especially alone in bed - stressed thinking about those voluptuous Mina thighs... wild ideas of caressing them with his rough hands, just to grab one of them with a firm squeeze at the moment when they don't expect it. The sudden shock sending tingling sensation to all the right areas of their body... Cuddling with a Mina twink (You), ending with my fat, cheesy dick on the back of your bare ass, while you can only think of touching your tiny cock - would I let you? Who knows. Depends if you could do something for me in return.(sorry for the late response, had a game to lose in low prio lmao)
once i get t3 shield as celeste should i have any reservations about solo ulting some poor schmuck who overextends in laneit feels like a freebie kill whenever i do it but it also goes on such a long cooldown
>>564351273remember when celeste got her ult refunded when she missed lol
>>564351273if ulting results in a kill it is rarely a waste
>>564351364i still don't know why it was like that. and i main her
Enemy ragdolls should linger a lot longer and change it so drifter can get damage stacks from any corpse by going over them and slurping up all their blood from their bodies
>>564351714Valves other beta testers (not us) are heavily retarded
>>564351871Drifter getting his stacks from the corpses would actually be kinda kino
>>564352094>press 3 over a ragdoll to drink the blood & gain stack, possibly even a temporary buffwould be sovl
>>564351871If he only gets 1 or 2 stacks, but that would be nice.
>>564352094>DRIFTER GO BACK BRO WE'RE 4 DOWN WTF >Imma gunna de corpsez, foh mah staahksss
>>564352575I need this
>>564324347>during laning His objective is to survive until his 4.8k spike, then you can play the game. You only really get kills if they're out of position which mystic burst can punish heavily.>missing the 2 makes you useless for the duration of cooldownOne thing I would change with his build is make sure the Superior Duration buy is timed with T2 ult so you can just keep spamming that shit. Something like picrel. Or just forgo maxing 2 first and prioritize ultbotting.
>>564352575Drifter rotating across the entire map for a single stack during laning phase
>>564349168idk anon that ugly negro could be a good luck charm
>watch biofem play out of curiosity>shes doing a stream where she only plays new characters>"oh cool i got calico. this is a farming hero!">spends 25 minutes farming jungle camps and barely fighting>rank: emissary 4
>>564352703>match id: 77481979
>>564351871Yoshi hire this man
>>564352903ACK
Move on nigfernus this is a toxic bullets heal bane neighbourhood
>>564353130>alchemist 1 game
Lady Geist sitting in camps to lose all her health so she can wander around the jungle and try to ult someone is the most toxic retard shit I've ever seen.
>>564353172>press dispel magic>press infuser>press 2heh
>>564353172he builds those though?
>>564353172>you see that shit?
>>564351871This nigga on some Dota 1 corpse explosion bullshit and I fuck with it
>>564353245>Shoots you for 2 seconds again off an elevated surface>Activates nigdown
>>564353172toxic bullets healbane inhibitor crippling headshot gang
Had a literal jeet playing Mina on my team raging at the paradox in voice chat and rage feeding for 20 minutes.
>BURN>*warp stone noise*
>>564353385does anti heal stack in the same way resistances do?
>>564353449Yep.
>Drifters passive gets its new blood sucking corpse active>Drifter's lane partner Geist kills the enemy abrams under his tower with a bomb>Drifter can't safely suck up Abrams body>he dives tower, parries it>presses interact on Abram's corpse which allows him to grab it by the ankle>watch as he slowly drags it back into an alleyway to suck it up
>>564353610are you white? why is this so funny to you?
>>564353610>Gmod ragdoll dragged into the darkness
>>564353765What an odd post
Not enough people buy alchemist fire
>>564353902I don't play Ivy/Doorman/Paradox.
>>564353902who do you buy it on?
>>564349231I like how if I censored the ramen in this image it would be so erotic.
what your main says about yourem>pedoapollo>gayvenator>gay pedo
>>564354046Kelvin
>Vindickta buys counterspell>Can now remain in air for the rest of the game Woah..
>>564353902game has too much free movement for anyone to stay in one place
>here's your ascendant 2 lobby bro!
>>564354358I'm pretty certain last week /dlg/ cried about getting stunlocked in place
>>564354456You were wrong I'm afraid.
i dont like fighting dynamo
Im pretty sure my oracle 1 lobby had like 10 smurfs in it. Fucking ascendant lobbies were not that good.
>>564354069I've jerked off to it before.
>>564354328just rush phantom strike bro, or be playing lash/GT already
>>564354394this game will have shit matchmaking until solo q simple as
>>564354571>Lash/GTAnonymous... I...
>>564354616you what
Fuck it, I'm going to sleep.Gonna dream of that Mina twink tonight (it's 6am already).
>>564353307>how it feels to afterburn into flame dash + napalm people in lane, specially slow characters like a venator
>>564354512yeah well get used to it buddy
>>564350807Solid 2.Not nearly as bad as some of the "i genuinely hate playing against you" chars like graves or apollostomp has way too big of a range and damage and teleport is just really fucking annoying
>>5643508071 or 2.Knockup effects are frustrating to deal with, doesn't help its low cooldown and high damage.Plus his iframe ability, general speed and a good ultimate.Kinetic Pulse is definitely actively annoying. I really wish displacements didn't lock you out of stamina usage for their duration, or the abilities that displaced did so for less time / less damage.But he's super strong and I'm sick of games being decided before they've started by the enemy team having a Dynamo player with double digit IQ(enough to play him).
>>564354512>Kinetic pulse!>Waddles away in slow motion like a retard>Quantum entanglement>Kinetic pulse!>Dash>Rejuvenating!>Quantum entanglement>Headshot booster + Recharging shot>Kinetic pulse!>Dash..>"Oh thank fuck he's finally out of bulls-">I AM LE COSMOS
Whatever, post ships
is there any hope for me?
I'll let Geist and Mirage in my games, i'm perma banning Dynamo.
>>564355312Clearly you have to double down on playing Ivy
I have never played Ivy, is she fun
>>564355415No, not anymore
>>564355415support isn't fun. there has never been a game where support has agency. you are 100% dependent on your carry's skill
Statlocker has its own ranking system it does not perfectly represent actual in game ranks. "Higher" ranks are also overrepresented there because>Higher MMR matches are easily tracked>Higher rank players actually upload matches and use the site, most players below Phantom are gonna care enough to touch that site>The distribution is also likely inaccurate, because the ranked distribution only tracks matches PLAYED and "higher" mmr players (Phantom+) are going to be playing moreSo posting screenshots of that site is proof of nothing>B-BUT MATCHMAKING IS SHIT AND MY PHANTOM LOBBIES ARE ACTUALLY ETERNUS PLAYERS WITH SOME EMISSARY PLAYERSNot denying this at all, this might be the worst MM I've seen in any game I've ever played, just pointing out Statlocker is not the most accurate. I've even seen profiles on there where players almost exclusively upload matches that are just wins to make themselves look better. Its only real use case was to see when you were against stacks, but Valve hid that for whatever reason
>>564355534Support Ivy WAS (formerly is) fun>you are 100% dependent on your carry's skillThat's the point of a support, deadtardYour agency is in enabling
>>564355415Yeah. She duos great but can be fun even in solo queue.You're strong on your own, you buff people easily, her kit is interesting to use and there's a couple good build options.
>>564355415More fun than Paige, less impactful than a default Dynamo/Kelvin. Has insane ganking potential if you can find a mo/wraith you can airdrop into the enemy carry to rape together tho.
i had an ivy throw me into the enemy walker which then stomped me todayi nearly closed the game out of pure anger
>put 1 character as top prio>enter game>get a low prio character while top pick is not even on the matchwhy
how do people honestly say infernus is strong when bebop exists?
>>564356164Someone banned your graves
>>564356209no correlation
>>564356209til bebop can press one button and run around and do half your health while also escaping for free
Is return fire worth on someone like Yam my toe or Viscous.
>>564356464no it only countered haze ult because every other m1gger can just not shoot you
Dynamo has insane libido. Imagine being a professor with a cushy position at Columbia and having connections with Fairfax's top brass and you still want to fuck your wife so bad you're willing to face 6 of some of the most dangerous people in your universe in order to do it
>>564356660"I just wanna eat her pie, fuck her and not pull out for 3 months"
>>564356660>some of the most dangerous people in your universeI AM MADE OF STONE :DDDDD
My brother got married to a disney adult. Heroes for this feel?
>>564356824Celeste, Paige
Anyone have any of those...Ivy + Victor images on hand?Asking for a friend...