You are the only constant>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>564119473
w33 giving commentary with 1xbet as the backdrop, so much for ethics and morals
Buff Hoodwink
my nagas
>Try turbo>It's brainless brooling after 5 minutes, nobody plays support, nobody wardsI'm never playing another mode again. Slightly reminiscent of Bnet Dota
>>564488804Neat >>564488959Testing it in demo mode, this appears to be the case. But is there some mechanic or term or something I'm not aware of that determines what is and isn't affected? Or does Valve/IceFrog/some programmer decide one-by-one and I'm supposed to memorize them one-by-one?
>>564490756i find turbo games to be super try hard
what does largo do
>>564491614plays a jazzy tune
if largo & pudge can pull runes, ringmaster should be able to whip them away
largo just casually doing as much damage as puck, while healing and not being forced to out of position
>>564494405thats like bragging about damage on spec who gives a shit he was useless
>>564494405nudota heroes are balanced chud
>go on my teammates profile after a game>out of his 5k games, 1.2k were in single draftwhat the fuckhow do you play 1/5th of the time in low prio
>>564494812His team always griefs him it's not his fault
>>564494812unstable internet connection
>>564494812Ask any of the shitters in the thread.
>>564495223that must be it because he went afk and clearly had high ping during the laning stage. we still won but it had me really worried
what primal do
what mk do
wat dat mouf do
removing facets didn't end up improving the game at all
>>564499397They should add facets again
>>564499397they still have to remove hoodwink
>>564499874They should buff her instead.
Can't convince me this shit ain't rigged, 10 losses in a row and every single time it was euthanizers. Slark and WW lose safelane to LC and Sniper, they feed 10 kills each. Alch and Enigma turbofeed in offlane and feed 10 kills each. I tried teleporting, assisting, helping, cutting waves, NO, I'm playing with mental handicaps. Even if you say "you belong there with them" , ok how is this balanced matchmaking either way? It's 5 mental handicaps vs. 5 people on godlike streaks.
>>564499397too much choice is never a problem
>>564500335there's no choice between good pick and griefing
how is spirit bear balanced? this nigger runs around at 550 ms and 5k hp.
isnt this just that russian caster chick
pros be like we should hit alch 20 times without anti regen
>>564500331https://www.opendota.com/matches/8782901742https://www.opendota.com/players/1538841488youre literally in herald 2 retard>laptop webcam selfie as steam pfpHOLY 3RD WORLD NIGGER
Based M1cke
>>564484630hello meepobro is this in safe/mid or are you also trying it in offlanegive the bots2 a shot it's like it enables your team to play less retarded cos they know you're on an 8sec average cooldown to just join them on any fightyou might need to explain once or twice that the meepos don't share a cooldown so its ok to brb to different lanes
>>564500936hes the bb retardactual retard alert
is this ok?
How did Campo Santo/Claude/whoever is left balancing this undead game not see how bullshit LD was going to be in 2026 after we've been through it at least 3 times?
>>564501320>expecting the thread bully to not be retardedWhy?
whos bb retard? another personality your schizo mind cooked up?
>>564501598the bristleback, RETARDRETARD RETARD RETARD
>thread bully doesn't know the most common abbreviationsDoes he even play this game? Why is he here?
rapegetimati cuckatini
drop 7.42 pussies
>>564501759thank you for announcing your presence
the bristleback, RETARDRETARD RETARD RETARD
>>564501807Thanks for confirming that you're the schizo retard posting dotabuffs of everyone that posts about their games. Disperser doesn't give movespeed by the way.
>>564501960there you go bullying me, as you do
what alch does
>>564501960I was wondering who did that. It's so fucking weird, this guy pulling opendota games as soon as someone posts their game. creep behavior
>>564502050Bullies like you always cry when people fight back.
>>564502059He sacrifices his pos 1 NW to give aghs to heroes that get outscaled 5 mins later
>>564502152who did i bully?
>>564502098Yeah he's been shitposting and insulting people for years and when called out he cries about being "bullied", he's a genuinely pathetic subhuman. I've suspected he's the guy that creeps on people posting their games, good thing he's so retarded that he admits it so easily.I wonder why he's here, he doesn't play dota so there's no reason for him to be here.
stygian desolator straight up is more dps than divine regalia for carriesit's retarded
>>564502259>creeping on people posting their games>insulting them for being low mmrYou've been doing this for years, and now you're crying for being called out. Classic jewish crybully behavior.
>>564502436you have me confused with another poster
>>564502321>Yeah he's been shitposting and insulting people for years and when called out he cries about being "bullied",you mean like this?>>564501759
which are the best /d2g/ Certified youtube channels?
>>564503298we love powerpointssubscribe now
thread bully having another meltie lol
>>564503646its been awhile, but he makes himself extremely obvious
>>564490756I need a clarification on turboIn my first a necro joined my (slark) safelane, and proceeded to last hit anything he could get. I thought "yeah ok, it's turbo, this is how it works"Then in a next game I join a viper as sniper, and he starts throwing a fit because I attempt to last hit, eventually leaving the lane to ineffectively jungle like a retard. Do turbos players actually expect others to neatly fit in bitch support roles like a real game?
skiter is such a dead weight shitter
Holy fuck these fucking casters, please tell me they won't do half the playoffs
essence dishonest
>>564505698>hating on snare
has campo ever added an item that wasnt turbocancer
what happened to the ammar rule
micke fucking hates ammar kek
>skittermore like shitter he am i right?
shitter such a fraud
bros, I've played with and against the same players multiple times this week and it's super weird
she's live dotards
I thought I was the thread bully but now another guy is claiming my position.Heroes for this feeling?
>>564509842Arc Warden
>>564508716I hate when they're on the enemy team and ban my heroes after being teammates & stomping
>>564509842weaver so you can be the weaver autist like the rest of us
>>564498151I just came back after a long break and had to play offlane.Veno+Jug lane as a PB was about as bad as you'd expect.I also forgot that faggot ass hero Jug gets a hard dispel after his free BKB so you can't punish him with Bane Ult or PB Ult anymore. I hate jug so much.
>>564509842shadow demon?
>>564508716<9000 bs?
God I want to fuck wr so fucking much
>>564511053feet
>tb
yatoro so washed
what if they just deleted beastmaster aghswould that make him balanced again
>>564511702he is balanced
>>564511702it will happen once they completely remove his zoomaster spells
Out fucking classed
>>564511765how is that balanced?!
why does beastmaster axes have half mana cost compared to all other nukes in the game?
free my bredgen niggabook
Holy shit Yatoro is bad
>>564512163because they want to psyop you into accepting that he's a mage
this game is fucking over on my screen
spirit havent looked good since miposhka left really
>>564512952og spirit is basically just collecting pension at this point
>>56451065012k bs, 6.5k comm3.7-4.2k mmrI recognize the names and soundbytes they play, played with an incredibly toxic guy like 8 times this week
who are the sinister gays?
>>564514232
>>564514232rubick players
Was ChairRaider really Icefrog or was that a meme
when are they deleting wraps
we need to gut these fucking zoo nigger heroes
okay betboom wins this tournament
>>564519526microcucks.....
>muerta melts the bkb'd axe in 2 secondsepic hero dotards
>>564520281if only there were some way to prevent muerta from attacking
remember when luna and sven farming fast mattered
>Yatoro rqkek
>>564520375gho- no wait...halb- no no she bkb'd...disengag- no no no......
/d2g/ told me mierda was shit
>>564521135she's always randomly fotm you'll forget about her next week when people wisen up
>>564521135valve removed the item counter to her
How do you counter offlane phoenix?That fire spirit shit is impossible to dodge and does 320 damage 4 times...
>>564523143>be naix>dispels it>be jugger>dispels it>be slark>dispels it>be jugger>dispels it>be naga>dispels it
>>564523461>dispel it once>the fire nigger has 3 other charges
pos 1 slardar
>>564524938the hero doesnt hit buildings well at all
>>564525159neither do mk or punished kez
>>564525913nor ursa either
>>564526376naix
>After several attempts to connect, the server did not respond.
Is it down for anyone else?>After several attempts to connect, the server did not respond.
>>564527451works for me
our cm has been tping, dying, then screaming rape at our slark for like 5 mins
>>564526553Idk, doesn't LS build deso? I've seen them shred towers before.
>>564521468blademail is still in the game
Why do I keep seeing rubick mid? He's one of my most played supps but he's not really that good unless certain heroes pick into you.Every rubick I've seen go mid lately has lost.
ass worms
>>564529396people larping dendi from 15 years ago
>>564529269then she presses bkb
>>564529269hmm not like mexican death lady doesn't buy lifesteal every game and bkb
>>564529241>doesn't LS build desomaybe in your herald bracket
>>564529641>>564529573you got one shot, one opportunity
>>564529241deso ls is in games where either his team is already winning the game for him or he's poor as shit and cant afford anything else
>Finally get a good match after like 10 matches of one-sided stomps>Back and forth game where the gold advantage never got above 2k>At 50 minutes enemy carry decides to just run down mid, buyback and then do it again>Win instantly I hate this game so much
I wonder if there is a comprehensive power point presentation about the ethnicity of all DotA heroes currently available.
>>564530929
>>564531029Man the dota 2 designs are so shit compared to dota 1.Valve can't into design at all.
>>564530793
>the dota 1 designs
>>564531841Why are carrytrannies so mentally fragile?
>>564532402i dunno this was some smurf or booster in an already high mmr game
Are you guys like this in real life? Like are you actually functional? I couldn't imagine getting into an encounter with a /d2g/tard.
Why am I so bad at Nyx? It takes me so long to get dagon as pos 4.
Do we like Reya here?
>>564493576turn off anonyme mode
>>564493576>heros et heroinesWhy is France so cucked?
>>564538897I had it off for 1 week and even started typing and I instantly lost 400 behavior score and 600 com score so i have to go back to full silence
new tech just dropped
I played bara in 2k mmr and 4/5 people on the enemy team bought a linkins
>>564500495>Windranger with a dagger
>>564501251This is mid, tried offlane before and it's super easy to bully a lot of pos 1's as meepo but since you're pos 3 you're expected to help in early team fights and this build is insanely squishy til skadi since I go 2 WBs, Boots, Yasha, BoTs, Sange, aghs shard then butterfly/skadi. Even with Sange and shard you still feel like you're gonna die instantly in team fights, so I go pos 2 so I can just afk farm til at least an ultimate orb.>Explain meepo's don't share a cooldownSomeone told me I was a bought account for buying butterfly 2 days ago, some fucks just don't read patch notes.
>>564529396he was good with the previous innateespecially if the enemy had a couple spammable damage spells
>>564540501Endurance standI stand behindCalm
saw a cool ward cosmetic today in game, thought I'd get it for myself turns out it's like 15 bucks wtffff its the most expensive ward cosmetic or something
>>564540349that's not techies
>>564534239if your hairline is that fucked up just do yourself a favor and cut it off
>>564538220has sheepsticked gone pro yet?
>>564554739No, she's just a vtuber now since she hit the wall and can't whore out her real face.
>>564555063i would kiss all over her acne covered face
marci so cute
ey lois, rememba the time we had drawfags in our thread?
>>564557221acne is contagious
Remember Soe and 2GD? Whatever happened there?
>>564560926
>>564560926people change
I wonder what color this guy's skin is...
>>564563971pure germanic
>>564563971agarthian turbo neet
>>564563131I read a story that she got blackmailed by a photo?
>>564564178why the fuck do you care about something that happened 15 years ago to two people you'll never meet
idk if i queue for every role i should still have a chance of getting carry or mid. but as it stands i'm either hard support or offlaner every game.
>>564564637Least retarded /d2g/ poster.
>>564564272i just wanted to know because i read that the photo is a blowjob photo, that'd be hot
>>564565117i read that masturbating turns you blind
>>564565567i wanted to know if it were true, that's all.
>>564565567chat is this true?
My picks for worst level 25 talents
I wish there was a way to know what lowered your behavior score.
>>564568820gcpd somewhat
>>564559806https://x.com/sheepsticked/status/2037889541562860030/photo/1>imagine not wanting to kiss this
>>564568630giving potentially 4 heroes a hyperstone to murder their friend couldnt be that bad
>>564569125I have been recreating enemy lineups in demo mode and have not found one where at level 25 it caused an enemy to die where they wouldn't have without it.
>>564569931murdering heroes faster isnt a bad thing
a big shoutout to the drawfag who once took requests
chinese peptides
>carry builds midas>loseEVERYTIME
bros blogposting from the depths of niggerlowyet he doesnt understand that hes just as bad as themtragic
kill me
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
your mid sir special delivery
>>564570142Not in the case of winter wyvern. Consider this:>Winter curse on the ennemy pos4, catching the pos1 and pos4 in it>You get to deal with the pos2 and 3 with your entire team in the meantimeThe longer it takes the pos1 and 5 to kill 4, the longer you have to win your 2v5 without it turning into a 4v5.
I can't stand having to play with all these fucking White men that are constantly dumpstering me in lane and now shit is leaking out of my ass from all the dick I've taken over the years. Rapegitimi cuckatini
I do not understand the current system for matchmaking or player ranking. We had a perfect draft in my last game. But for some reason the offlane carry decided he was going to safelane for no reason and ruin my the actual safelane's farm, he then proceeded to afk for 12 minutes and get an abandon, but refused to leave so we could sell his items. So we had 2 supports in the offlane. The other support transitioned carry fairly successfully and the actual safelane carry somehow managed to get online. But my mid chose to jungle 1000 hammer units from teamfights my mid could have won if they contributed at all. When you have games like this you begin looking into the concept of eugenics of people with sub-standard IQs. I am actually scared that these people can drive cars and vote in democratic elections.
6k+ hours player who's comments are all just about them being shit at the gamewhy do they ban people like Mason for toxicity, but let people such as this person keep on playing?
>>564574256got any requests?
>>564494812I just rando and yolo
>>564501336Decent, I'd still have a boot of some type on the druid
>>564576752I wish I could give you mine :(
>>564580398cause being bad isn't a bannable offense? are you retarded?
>SA derby
>snatch a win from the jaws of defeatyou're welcome-slark
For any of you guys who ever complained about how bad d2g is or the worst posters here. Go read down the current gig thread. It's just absolutely depressing to me that people have become like this
>>564585089seems pretty tame for /gig/ standards, a bunch of image dumps, like 3 guys actually discussing the game and the rest is a bunch of schizos referencing some imaginary schizo they made up in their heads
>>564585352All the back and forth weird insults has to be indians or Malaysians or something right? Fuck. I never wanna play gacha again.
Just ruined an 80 minute match because at 40 minutes my offlane wraith king wanted to buy a swift blink instead of ending when we had mega creeps so I decided to go afk in the jungle for 40 minutes until we lost
Holy fucking shitshow
great my mid nigger had to play vs a bat and went afk lvl 2my bot lane lost somehow and went afk as welli won top but got turbo camped by the batthanks valve
lmao heroic throwing hard
>>564585740I'm proud of you. If we ever meet IRL, I'm buying you TWO beers. FUCK Wraith King.
lol viper was not the issue for heroic that game
I love it when they snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
is pugna a good support, thinking of trying him as p4I miss the old p2 pugna from like 8 years agp
>>564587035No, also no.And I'm sorry about that.
heroic going out with bloodseeker
I have found that at low behavior scores the Latinos are much higher skill than higher behavior score westerner players
KEZ IT THE FUCK UP
That Viper just pounded pango’s bussy
>>564588407Latino/EU East scrubs want to go anal and win every game, no matter how shit it goes. """Westerner""" NA/EU West scrubs are stubbornly obsessed with doing some TI strat EG did 10 years ago, and lose 60% of their games no matter their ELO.
Imagine not recovering when there's this much gold on the map lmao
bloodseeker won wow
Real chimpfighting hours saving us from snorecons for another game
>>564568630retaliate becomes an aura is pretty goodanchor smash affects building can be good in lineups with no real good push>>564569125it's pretty good but honestly the splinter blast stun talent is just too crazy to ignore. particularly when wyvern had a splinter blast at the end of heal on her old shard. still great though
>not helping>not escaping>just farming neutralswell brewmaster is useless anyway
>guy with nickname "mid only">he loses mid>mfw
these SAR guys got rid of parker and became good
naix need to rid himself of that armlet and get a frickin BLOODTHORN already FUCK
>LS Brew Pango core trioHOLY zdps what the fuck
got griefed by all of my 4 teammates in a won gamethats a fuckign recordnone of them wanted to win and just went and hit jungle creeps rather than play the gameactually fucking insane
>>564595131thirdies have been dragging on games a lot recently. they should definitely roll back on the map size, having these many camps just mean the cores on both teams can just farm in deep on their side of the map and it drags games on
people are legit 50 iqhe dies solo lvl 1 at bounty 1v5, dies solo 1v2 at lane later against a hw and underlord (impossible to die)starts spamming his bloodrite on me and following me through portal instead of farming 1v1buys a fucking midas into battlefuryeventually has top networth with items on image, but buys literally nothign for the next 15 minutes and just hit creeps when we take 2 rax and he dies to a glimpse because hes slower than a lame nigger at running out (and 50 iq)god these people need to be euthanized already
>>56459545830 min, same items, 1-5-6crazy achievement by my griefing pos 1wonder when they're gonna actually moderate the game
dogshit nigger cores kill them all
spektrus isnt it 6 am where you live go to sleep unc
>>564580398you're a thirdie
>>564579286>garbage hypotheticals
>>564594658just like every team parker has been a part of
guys i pick underlord first time pls enjoy
>>564597546
what is this spirit draft holy shit where is the damage
thread bully working overtime
thread bully on a xiaomi brokedroid :skull: :skull: :withered_rose: :broken_heart:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Hath_No_Fury_(Clipse_album)brother please don't tell me you're a nigger
>>564599315looksl ike u got rekt
spirit looking lost in another draft
when's forced 50 going to rape me I've been having too much fun recently something's not right
>>564602132radiant buffthis will go to g3
Yatoro is so dogshit
why do people pick monkey carry? its legit dogshit anywhere but mid against somethig ember or void spirit
shittoro
qop just isnt a hero
>>564580514I need pugna unable to reach the too shelf, where viper looks SMUG at the Skelton manlet
Nigga had like 5 seconds
>>564608132just like my pubs
spirit couldve ggd out at 25min each game it wouldve made no difference it was clear as day. draft is forced loss in crusader tier
like no one cares you did 6k hero damage in a aoe across 5 heroesyou die when someone side eyes you and offer nothing but damage
what is this9k mmr btw lost to ember as qop
finally the good teams play
>>564610031yes, tiny and ld banned first phase
pretty crazy how there only used to be 8 bans and now we have 14 bans yet there are still not enough
>void nightfalli'm all in
oh wow look my mid is boostedwhat a surprising turn of events
unktrus has been seething about his acc buyer bracket all afternoon :skull: :joy: just climb to immo draft you dogshit freak
>>564611597that is immortal draft nigger
>>564611708your match history is still public retard if you were >8.5k we wouldnt be able to look at your games
>>564611829find the game please do it
>>564611310how does fv keep up with meepodoesnt this game just end at 35 mins
Why do pros keep picking spirit heroes mid every game the gulag told me spirit heroes were dogshit with no damage?
>>564611893unktrus youve been playing on tilt for 20 years move on to something else bro. youve made no money from this game, youre just in purgatory with thirdie acc buyers and russian kids. move on
Boots of bearing is good on a lot of offlaners. Tide, Dark seer, Doom. I think it could casually replace phase boots on most. It's value and it makes you soooo tanky early on
That’s one fat fucking Tide
this is embarassing. call it
Marci Marci Marci! I made her out of clay! Marci Marci Marci! As Marci Mid I shall play!
>>564612242oh no cant find the game?
>>564612095didnt even take 30
>>564612242Low functioning hylic melty
>>564613041the free disengage is worth the price of admission alone
>>564614018im esl bro stop being so vague
largo just sitting in the backline playing his jazzy tune while damagemaxxing and healmaxxingwhat are you gonna do about it?
If only they had shaman or disruptor instead of phoenix
quit 10 years ago (7.00) and haven't touched the game sincethinking about returning, is this a good? my impression is dota's kinda dyingare d2g inhouses still a thing?
>>564619195the game is better than ever
baited
>>564619195play
why tf are there suddenly core silencers in my games
g3 hype
>spirit 0:4 in playoffsI found out why larl bothers me as a playerIt's because he's just there If you pick any of the other mids, it's easy to find games where the end summary can just be>They let nisha's puck through and he just took over the game>They let malrine's sk through and he just took over the game>They let bzm's invoker through and he just carried the game>They gave kiyotaka/gpk/ etcEven with "shit teams" mids like darkmago you can easily see how he carried shit in the end of the groupsLarl never carries shit, and he constantly is liable to overcommitting and instantly feeding
>>564619195You're coming and asking a bunch of drug addicts whether it's worth becoming a drug addict againThe last d2g thread lasted 5 days. The game is over. Most of the player count you see is bots. A huge percentage of those are bots for custom games, not even dotaThe international isn't a real thing anymore and they don't even do the battle passes and stuff now. It is simply over. There is no reason you would come back to this instead of playing deadlock or doing literally anything else
>>564624226
>most obvious scripter ive ever seen>normal gamei dont understand russians man
>>564622728i think spirit has only played one tournament this year without standins and they did okay that one. 3rd or something.
>midas
what does medusa do
>>564625757make me rock hard
>>564625757disappoints her teammates
>nightstalker
>>564625757ever since they've removed facets she's been really dogshit
>>564624226christ, is it really that bad? I've been seeing a bunch of dota vids on my feed lately and the steamcharts player counts are relatively stablethe general does appear slow af tho
>>564624226get a load of this doomshitter
Coming from league just watching Medusa stand still and auto attack in the middle of a teamfight is really funny.
>dusa just watching as her ancient dies
>>564629383?
disappointing finish tbqhliquid v betboom should be a barn burner at least
wasn't this shartanic guy supposed to be the ebin new generation giga carry?
>>564628031The player count is literally bots farming to sell items in custom games By the way did you know there are map hacks unfixed for the entire history of Dota because they cannot be? Costs about $25 USDPlay deadlock or better yet stop wasting your youth on games where you do variations of the same thing over and over. I'm playing Witcher 1 right now and it's dope.
>>564629983>play the other cheater infested game that somehow has worse balance than dotaand i would rather play with the mentally ill retards that play dota than the literal trannies that play deadlock
>>564629983you are so full of fucking shit, but of course this retard believes youdoomshitting like this and then cry the general is slowkys loser
>>564630178>Can't even naturally communicate with real words anymoreDevilish troglodyte.
>>564629983>things i likerussian oil baronssouth american warlordsperuvian godsretarded french faggot pieces of shit who refuse to speak english despite knowing the language they just literally refuse to use it for some retarded reason like the fucking faggots they are but they are okay sometimes so i still like them favela bunda awoooogaother eastern europeans (cool mic)>this i disliketrannieswhy should i play deadlock?
>>564630394>natural communication on 4channo wonder you've isolated yourself with a 20 year old single player gameno one in the real world wants to deal with you
How much can ya bench /d2g/?
>>564633190rn im doing 80kg 3x8
>>564633190get a job you bum
>>564629932he got party carried spamming naga
>>564629932There are games where he still is uber carry when the draft enables him. Eg. game 3 yesterday he ended with 33k nw in a 37 min game as tb to 21.3k nw noone, which is just alch tier gpm and once he was 1 item ahead rejects couldn't fight anymore at all
>>564633907my dad owns a car dealership bro, I don't work. we're loaded.
>>564635226bum
>>564635178as tb with kotl behind him*
>>564630649>Not natural communication on 4chan Showing your age. Oh wait. I'll just type the word "melty" because I'm brown like you Hahahahahahhahaha jk what a nightmare
>>564636195you be greentexting in real life for sure
>>564633190200 for 6gonna try 225 on monday
>>564635335dyel wagie
>>564629932>>564635178Even on the games he lost he's top NW while his team is 10k behind. Pretty much every pro agrees that he farms too fast.
>>564608132whenever I'm helping rosh I always have a slot open if the carry doesn't pick it up in a second or two and then I get pinged by the carry who's got a recipe in his 6th slot, and a backpack full of tangos
>>564630449french canadians are the best when they get into a shouting match with other canadians
BB are such chokers
What's your body count d2g (girls not murders)Fags don't respond. Nobody cares
How do I increase it? It keeps hovering around 6-7k for over a year. Play 40 games, it changes very little. I don't really type much or shittalk to make myself a target. I think people just mass report if you lose and don't really commend after wins.
>>564638908i don't bother with womenor men before you call me a fag
>>564629523I was gonna make a snarky comment about let's hope game 2 vindicates you but I see alch first pick
>>5646389081
>>564639019>>564638908oh you meant girlsstill 1
>>5646389085 I think, haven't gotten any since summer 2019... wow
>>564638918dont use chat, ever
What did this huwite boy mean by this?
>>564639441You can do it anon>>564639019BasedFor me it's 28
>>564638908in the 40s but theyre all prostitutes
What do illusion heroes do now that diffusal was destroyed?
>>564639749IFYOULIKETOGAMBLEITELLYOUIMYOURMANYOUWINSOMELOSESOMEITSALLTHESAMETOME
Need betboom to do a reverse sweep for the sake of my wallet
>>564640985their draft is extremely suspect this game
>>564640256Extra based. You got herpes? Real question. I have HPV but who knows when I got that, pretty much everyone used to have it
>>564639803Getting laid used to be like shooting fish in a barrel. Could just open tinder and send a few pick up lines to a girl and you'd be in. Not sure what happened, but these apps don't work anymore unless you look like Invoker and drive a ferarri. I'm also nearing my mid 30's and it's all single mothers lmfao. I'd rather just play video games and hobbies.
>>564641265Nah but I never got tested and never had any kind of symptoms despite having very risky raw sex (it turns me on to have risky sex with nasty raggedy cheap whores and go raw when I shouldnt). Im healthy and never sick so i dont really know or care
>>564641262>suspectI may be an ESL but I really think that the correct word in this context should be "suspicious".
>>564641403Yeah it was really easy and I nabbed some that I definitely would not have been able to in a different era. The hottest girl I was ever with didn't respond to my okcupid message initially. But then I set up a date with her roommate (unknowingly). From what I could put together intuitively, the roommate showed the hot girl my profile and that we were gonna go on a date. That same night the hotter girl messaged me and invited herself over. Banged her and she left and ghosted. Then the roommate sent me a message saying she was disgusted and blocked meThe fact that the hotter girl did a territorial move over her less attractive roommate using me is still the hottest thing ever. She was an 8+ and my numerical ranking is very strict. Natural blond.I can't remember what she looked like.
>>564641598You probably have herpes and HPV but just don't get herpes blisters like a majority of people. If you meet a girl you really like get a blood test before anything happens. For herpes it has to be igg blood test if I recall correctly,only way to definitively know
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>>564642237>If you meet a girl you really likethat ship has long sailed. i have my roster of prostitutes i see once in a while and let me shoot inside and give me a price. I couldnt ask for more. I know i never got into a relationship so maybe I just don't know but i'm not big on sentimentality and sharing a life with someone
Kataomi takes the new Wyvern innate free lvl on spell on his Q spell, interesting. I'd think you either take the heal or W
>>564641607when a black king writes in ebonics you sit quietly and take notes
>>564643576I kneel to my black lords then.
has ace never played largo in a pub?
>>564643714he has a pub account and a pro games only account i thinknisha is in the same boat
chink aghs labyrinth gacha is more fun than the actual game
finally the pros are beginning to play wyvernif only she still had old shard + recursive facet