We love Yrliet edition>What is /crpgg/?This general is dedicated to the discussion of computer role playing games such as:Arcanum, Baldur's Gate, Disco Elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Expeditions, Fallout, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Mass Effect, Might and Magic, Necromancer's Tale, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, Solasta, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many others.>Recommendations:https://files.catbox.moe/gx6f4u.pngPrevious: >>565439057>Thread QuestionDo you let 4chan color your perception of a character?
>>565516470>Do you let 4chan color your perception of a character?No, I disliked Yrliet well before browsing these garbage threads
>>565516470>TQRarely. It happens from time to time though, but less often in crpgs.
>>565516470No, I wouldn't let 4chan or anyone else get in the way of the deep spiritual connection my Rogue Trader had with Yrliet.
>this character's a whore!>no! that character's a whore!You guys do this shit every thread and ignore the biggest whore in CRPGdom.It's your dad, Bhaal. He's the King of the Whores, the Duke of Strumpets, the Lord of Sluts. Not a single one of your waifus fucks around more than Bhaal.
I've never played RT and I still hate Yrliet because I trust you guys
We'll rule the stars themselves!
>>565516470Yrliet won
>>565516470Is there a more thin-skinned fanbase than Yrlietfags?>TQNo, I disliked her from the start
>>565516470>Do you let 4chan color your perception of a character?Just so you know that's the main purpose of shitposting, to fool people into thinking your garbage version is the canon one because not everyone is autistic enough to replay 100 hrs video games to corroborate something
oh, sure, now you give me some extra navigator insightit's not like I needed that to save Dargonus or anything
>"I am a Navigator, not a servitor!"
>>565517123
>>565517301>no abelardbro....
>>565517123>picked Abelard>got a couple grenades>picked Kibellah>got nothingI was fucking robbed wtf
>>565516470>Do you let 4chan color your perception of a character?No, lol, i'm not a redditor
>>565517301Use Jae for a buttload of Kasballica repOr use Yrliet. She behaves herself and stands properly to attention, and the public are amazed by your tame xenos
>>565517390Don’t look up what Jae gets you
>use the brown whore or the xenosNo
>>565516674a mass rapist is not a whore and we don't mention rape in our pg-13 games
>>565517517
>>565517691>rapeA lot of those fucks were with willing Bhaalist cultists like Melissan's mother.
>>565516470didnt we have this thread before
>>565517964I don't think so no
he is not being very helpful herefuck it I already shot jae and yrliet, letting a machine intelligence live wouldn't make any sense
>>565517510>use the corpse or the corpserofl>>565517373Abelard gets to watch his daughter perform the ceremony, that's enough preferential treatment for him I think.
>>565518087You should shoot Pasqal just to be sure
>>565518367I'm showing leniency to him because he's being poorly written here, this babbling about some kind of apostle of the omnissiah is absurd and has no basis in the fluff of 40k that I've ever heard of
>>565518087he is based tho
>>565518634Still blatantly heretical
>>565518634>>565518746the only 40k character that I can imagine reacting to this thing with a positive attitude is Trazyn himself, anyone else would assume it is hostile and must be destroyed
>>565518087>named image filesI know who you are
>>565518826maybe also some tau and votann characters or something but idk fuck all about them, dunno if votann even have named characters
>>565516470No. One of the reasons I come here is to laugh at people seething about Yrliet. It makes me like her even more
>>565518746>>565518826losers
>>565518872Take your meds
>>565518967yrlietard....
Yrliet is a good girl at the coronation
>>565518965There are living Votaan in DH according to file miners, but that may change
>>565519349>world has just been devastated by elves>mass murder (literal millions)>mass rape>enslavement>”oh yeah good idea let’s bring my elf to the coronation”She would’ve been ripped to shreds by an angry mob
>>565519564Clearly they were impressed and awestruck, so it worked just fine
>>565519564She would’ve been “ripped to shreds”, if you catch my meaning
>>565519564the lack of consequences that iconocucks should be facing for not adhering to imperial xenophobia is a major flaw of the game, the loading screens even say if you get between the sanctioned hate and xenos you will be in trouble, rogue trader or not
>>565519803Have you played the game
>>565519803>muh loading screensAt least my own subjects trust my judgement as a rogue trader, unlike every dipshit on my retinue who thinks they can overrule me
>>565518872I also name my images, who am I?
>>565519803>somehow changes topic to “iconocucks”You really do have to take your meds at some point, anon
>>565519956Is this Loss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m8tx_mK6y8
>>565520153You have no idea what loss is.
>>565518965The funny thing is, that Owlcat would be great at writing a Tau character. In my opinion, a Tau character should be:>Reserved and careful, but still possess odd sense of enthusianism>Constantly making observations and not always be clear with you>Follow a code of their own that may seem odd to an outsider>Have odd combat scheme that doesn't seem to work at first, or at all if you can't mesh with it>Have nice deep voice
Why is there no Goblin companion in Rogue Trader?
>>565520901Goblins aren't real
>>565516849Jaefags and Camfags
>>565520979Cassfags, actually
>>565519803This. At bare minimum, characters who are human women should be constantly making snide comments about your chaste relationship with Yrliet and openly questioning your manhood because of it
>>565521078Yep, there's the Jaebro
>>565521113Argenta and Kib can seethe a bit about it. Cassia is actually really supportive, she says you and Yrliet make amazing colors together
>>565521198The first cuckqueen romance
>>565521314That would be Jae, actually, as she's the only one that's okay with sharing
I wanna smooch her.
>>565521078I've literally never seen a Cassiabro act like spergs>>565516849Maratards.
>>565521314Only if there was never a romance or if you're a girl. If you break up with Cassia for Yrliet, she's devastated and complains about it at length. The other girls try to comfort her.
>>565516674>the ending cutscene of BG1 with the tower with hundreds of statues of bhaalspawnsThe guy was busy. I don't know how he even had the time to do all that just before the Time of Troubles.
Yrliet is the best waifu because she is the tallest
I’m romancing all three of the women in my partyDoes this have any negative repercussions
Yrliet is the best waifu because she has a ponytail you can pull
>>565516849no
>>565522043If you're not using toybox, it's fine for a while but in Act 4 they'll all come to your office in a group and make you pick one of them The winner gets to be queen beeIf you're using toybox you can turn on "no jealousy"
Sawyer, I have perused many 4chan threads and this character called Yrliet seems to come up very often, you should consider writing a similar romance in PoE3
>>565522056She wouldn't mind this because it's not skin-to-skin contact
Sawyer hates romance and people who like romance so having an Yrliet would actually be perfect for him
>>565522220>make you pick one of them Oh okay, that’s fine thenYou’d think Cass would be pissed that I kept fucking Jae and my Sword after I’ve spent a months faking being romantic
>>565522387She doesn't even imagine you're capable of such a thing
>>565522518The poor bastard
Why did sawyer do all that stuff I made up in my head
>>565522043>>565522387>romancing all three of the women in my party>Cass, Kibellah, JaeAren't you forgetting someone, Elantach?
Self-proclaimed hedonistic apex predator when she gets rejected:
>>565522727She just like me FR FR
>>565522727>I hate you. I hate you all!The quality Owlcat prose they've become famous for
>>565522727omg she's so cute, if only she hadn't tried to fuck one of my friends
>>565522689Anon…
I'm almost afraid to ask this but how does Yrliet react if you break up with her?
Why does Yrliet, the largest romance option, not simply eat the others?
Does Yrliet have pubes or not?This is an important question, please answer.
sawyer was right
What would you say is the CRPG with the most fun moment-to-moment gameplay?
>sawyer was rightNo one says this.
>>565520428Shar is the goddess of secrets and shadows so he's wrong.
>>565523160She takes it pretty well. >Oh... well alright then type thing. No issues afterwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G6nDdIhWL0The peak Mass Effect 1 viewing experience is now live.
>>565523450She doesn't care for mon-keigh food
>>565523586Canonically, no. Eldar do not have body hair.
>>565524360>CANONICALLY Yrliet is wearing a wig
>>565523793Depends on what I'm in the mood for. I do really enjoy Larian's environmental stuff but the build autism isn't great in their games.
If Iomadae had tempted me with sex I would've gone Legend but she didn't put out so I ascended and am butting in on her divine portfolio.
Shelyn owes me sex.
>>565526841This is how you get friendzoned like cayden cailean
>>565526841Imagine what could have been...
She's kind of cute but what the fuck is that dress
So with Orpheus in charge will the gith be less evil, or am I just trading one asshole for another?
>>565527695>not a single mod that changes her godawful dress for something niceThe reason why I never romanced her
>>565527695Why didn't they give her a hot sex scene?
>>565528079Couldn't work out how to take her dress off
>>565527147Calistria, too
>>565528079shes supposed to be pure not sexual
>>565528306She used to be a bard. She's a whore
>I lost my spirit stone for you >you can't break up with me
>>565527848Orpheus is the son of Gith and believes himself to be the rightful heir of Githremember that Gith is the evil bitch who led them when they broke free and once they beat back the mind flayers decided their people should genocide their old masters and replace them to be the new empire conquering, enslaving, and murdering their way across the cosmos and she's why Zerthimon left with this followers who said "not cool, dude" to be chill monksI think it's pretty reasonable to assume that he'll immediately start trying to conquer everything once he gets the reins
>>565528683Your entire logic is literally based on>he's the son of Hitler, so he must be as extremist as his father
>>565528683Isn't he trying to reunite with the githzerai though?
>>565528867Well it's true isn't it
>>565528927Not reallyOr at least the game never tries to portray that as replacing one asshole with another asshole
Wtf, Pallegina used to be hot...
>>565529512
>>565528405she failed as a bard
>>565527848He’s specifically trying to reunite with the Zerai, who would only enter negotiations under the requirement that the Yanki chill the fuck outSo it’s a good sign
Why does nobody ever tell bg3fags to play nwn2 for more gith stuff
What's a fun class for Azata? I remember trying Bard a while ago but ended up disliking it because it was too limiting. Find it weird that Barbarians and Bloodragers get a mythic that gives them infinite rage yet bards don't get one that gives them infinite singing.
All I'll say on the Yrliet subject is that you never see Cassiafags act up like this.
>>565532047You should pretty much never run out of songs if you get lingering song. Just toggle it on and off instead of leaving it on all the time.
>>565532047Magic Deceiver
>>565531291That's a githzerai not a githyanki. That's like saying why don't you play this chinese game I thought you were into anime?
>>565532873You'll fucking wish there were less githyanki in that game
yrliet
>>565516470>Do you let 4chan color your perception of a character?Yes, 4chan tricked me into liking Cassia.
>>565516470Tell me of a CRPG released in the past 10 years with romance that doesn't have the females being a slut.You literally cannot.
>>565533494Determine "slut"
>>565533494Rogue Trader
>>565533494Andy and Ley Ley
>>565533532She has one positive thought for a male
>>565533532Discussing or in-game info about them sleeping around. >>565533630>>565533653The fact you guys have to give meme answers proves I'm right.
>>565533494Necromancer's Tale
I finished my Iconoclast playthrough of Rogue Trader. Want to give it another one and then the third one after they release all the DLCs. My question is, should I play Dogmatic first and leave Heretic for the later, or the other way around? The idea of heretic seems more interestic even if far-fetched lore-wise, but I've heard it's not very satisfying and there is hope they will flesh it out more with DLC? what would you guys recommend?
Imagine being Queen Galfrey when your chosen, the Knight Commander of the Fifth Crusade, the Annihilator of the Abyss, the Destroyer of Fiends, the Untainted, the Prince of Purity, the Goodbringer, the Bane of Bad Guys returns, kneels and places his sword at your feet, removes his helmet, tussles his perfect hair, bows his head, and begins to calmly report to you on the overwhelming success of his mission when you see standing among his seasoned and respectable companions a literal, actual succubus demon. Without sounding mad, what do you do and say?
>>565534035how is RT a meme answer? Cassia is a pure virginal princessunless you meant a game with ZERO sluts? which would be a very stupid question
>>565521476
>>565534196I wouldn't even bother with heretic reallyHowever it can only improve with the newer DLCSo I would play dogma now.
>>565534457I only played through WotR on the Angel path and thoroughly enjoyed the Galfrey romance.
>>565534196You should save the Heretic playthrough for until you've already played the game, you have to ditch a bunch of companions for heretic points on Kiva Gamma and some of the dogmorons just straight up leave forever after a certain point.
>>565534840>pure virginal princess>CassiaEither you didn't play the game or you're being an idiot
>>565516764How? Everything she does is a fuck up and if you romance her she gets her spirit stone broken which isn't just fucking stupid but also selfish and cruel on your partAnd if she stays the game describes it as witheringIf she doesn't she comes back five minutes before you die to hold hands in your mindAnd when she becomes a warrior there's a 90% chance Pasqual kills herI romanced Corsair is the only good outcome for her
>>565535449*Unromanced Corsair is the only good outcome for her
>>565535449>selfish and cruel on your partWell you didn't mean it to happenNeither did she It's the Alaitoc ancestors to blame hereThey're not even HER ancestors
>>565535449>here's a 90% chance Pasqual kills herOnly if you're fucking stupid and allow Pasqal to talk himself into heresyUnromanced Warrior Yrliet has a long and happy life, on good terms with you and the other humans, and it still alive as far as anyone can tell, IF you aren't stupid regarding Pasqal.
Shoutout to the people who recommended Neverwinter Nights for a game similar to DA:O. It hit all the buttons for me. I was confused on all the different types for stats and alignments, all that. But I went Barbarian and chose "recommended" for the rest.
Warhorse have confirmed they are working on a new big rpg. Looks like the LotR rumors might be true.
>>565522804it fits her cavecel persona
>>565522804>I hate you. Surely you don't include your old buddy Greybor?>I hate you all!*gasp*
>>565522361Yrliet is still too romantic for Sawyer. She's all mushy in her final scene, it would disgust him.
Heresy is good when Pasqual does it
>>565535423How is she not pure or virginal?
>>565538743She has pre-marital sex with you
>>565538796this is a blue board, please put a warning before you post such filththank you
>>565538730What the fuck is a pasqual
>>565539169He played Joel in Last of Us
>>565534457Begin repeatedly asking “Are you fucking her?” in increasing volume
>>565535541unromanced (or romance ended by letting the ritual happen) path of the warrior yrliet with loyal pasqal is her best ending
>>565534196heretic path is horrible and poorly written aside from a handful of momentsbasically it's you running around screaming "lololol i serve chaos" and no one calls you out on it until very late in the game
>>565540113Isn't that what any heretic must want - an unobstructed path to his chaotic glory?
>>565534457I send him to hell. That'll fix him
fat admech fella: forgotten
>>565542574Completely. The hype is non-existent
I remember you, fatmech
How do I justify playing the necromancer's tale when it doesn't have enough sales or hype?
>>565542574>>565542716waiting for the companion for dlc 4: it better be good
>>565543053I will judge him when he's out, together with Trazyn and his menagerie.
>>565516470>TQNo. I genuinely like Yrliet in that aww look at my retarded lil niece kinda way. Idk what you guys were expecting from an Craftworld elf romance, five seconds of reading would have gotten you to understand she was not going to put out.
>>565543368I think it just shows how that isekai brainrot really settled into some people's brains
Yrliet's pretty dumb, we try not to sexualize her
>>565543745"try" indeed. But I fail pretty often
>>565543745>>565543908I don't get itespecially when you look at RT which portrays Aeldari as those noodle people with weird proportions>and that means they're actually keeping to the GW standard, not the part of GW which tries to pander to sweaty heterosexual dudes
>>565544036It's really not about looks, at all
>>565544036
Tau would've been the best choice for another xeno companion but I get the feeling Owlcat hate them due to fish of fury shenanigans because I still do.
>>565544036I just like her voice
I want to pull Yrliet's ponytail
>>565544512if you do she'd probably cut off her hair and throw it into space after disinfecting everythingremember that meanwhile you can give Larry should patsYrliet would never
I will pull Larry's ponytail
>>565544247Do you think the reason we finally got kroot is that the conga line guy was fired too?
How did this place get so firmly occupied by mentally ill waifufags, cuckschizos and offtopic posters who will talk about anything but CRPGs (only chiming in to shitpost about owlcat and bg3 - which has it's own general)?I don't see why these fags can't create threads on /trash/, coomer boards or discuss offtopic bullshit on designated generals/boards. Why such effort is put into making this place garbage?
>>565545610Most modern CRPGs have very weak plots. They're just vehicles for waifuismI mean do you want to discuss the Rogue Trader plot? Some utter nonsense about a McGuffin space monster? It's meaningless.At least pulling Yrliet's ponytail, or leaving it alone, is interesting to contemplate.
Leave my hair alone
>>565545610a lot more active than vrpg so more (you)s if i had to guess
imagine Yrliet slobbering all over a bwc
>>565546006It would look a little like this
>>565545713is that a giant baby
>>565545610Prove you're not part of those you listed, doomerfag. Post your last played crpg and something interesting about it.
>>565546189Not him, but here>Shadowrun: Hong Kong>The best ending is concealed behind talking at length to a side character over repeated visits
>>565545713My very serious literary critique is just screaming the names of tropes I'm vaguely aware of
>>565545037Nah the conga line was a good thing because it was anti-cheese cheese, we have a kroot because someone wants to have sex with birds.
>>565517939don't be silly, bhaal can't get it up with a consenting gal
>>565546336Huh, there was a 'best' ending, which was..?
>>565546590Sending the demon goddess back to hell with Facts and Logic, saving your adopted father The second best ending involves your father sacrificing himself to push the demon out of reality, taking him with her.
Many CRPGs pass the Bechdel test, if you play a female MC
Gnome strippers?Well it's been literal in game months since Armag, so I'm glad the story is actually progressing again. And Irovetti has been foreshadowed all game, he sounds like a cool dude
>>565516470Reminder that Yrliturd is canonically a 2m+ tall stickbug with razor sharp "curves"
>>565548151Yet somehow she's a fine piece of ass to a bunch of Deldar who all keep her alive for some reason
>>565548151Jealous womanlet spotted
>>565548282Yeah they all seem to have their eyes popping out of their heads with they see herShe must be pretty hot by eldar standards
>>565549180>cyber eagle's talonsWtf there's a reactivity for using Overseer's pets in battle??
>>565549787Yes but it's rare
He looks italian
>>565549787>>565550074Though in that case it's a really dialogue option, not combat as such
>>565549180>>565548282it's like they're the same species or something and humans and aeldari have different standardsmindblowing
>>565550567Yep and by my refined standards Yrliet is a hot tamale
>>565550567I wonder how eldar view curvaceous human women like GyattProbably the same way we view blown up bimbos
dark heresy will flop. no breedable aliens
>>565550776Some Eldar men are definitely into them
>>565550776considering how eldar literally can't get fat they probably view her like we view morbidly obese womenheroin chic is kind of the standard for aeldari
>>565550776The same way we view those african tribal women with gigantic asses
>>565550776Imagine being an Eldar guy and all your life you've seen Eldar women with teeny tiny boobs, and then suddenly there comes the mon-keigh milk trucks. This is why Eldar male x human female is canon but not the reverse btw
So he took over a kingdom to bang chicks?
>>565550567Do we have any clue as to what constitutes an attractive Eldar female? Or male? Within their own species I mean.
>>565551118These would all be considered pretty good looking
What if Larry turns out to be a fag and Starlight is a guy?We've already committed to this scenario where Starlight is a sad but faithful wife, waiting at home for Larry to return, while little Yrliet asks "mother, where is papa coming home?"
>>565551089Average Italian.
Gonna play an Arbites, should I go shotgun and dog or melee with a dog?
So what exactly is Solasta 1 or 2 even about? Like what's the basic lore or theme?I've looked through a couple of reviews that basically keep harping about how it's based on 5e mechanically so BG3 babies won't get scared off. What is the actual hook that will make me want to play this RPG?
>>565551389Shottie
>>565551389I think shotgun officer + dog is meant to be the best pairing. >>565551460Custom campaigns like NWN but in 5e.
>female characters can still have children with arueshalaeUhhhhh, how does that work?
what are we thinking about jrpgs?
>>565522727The only thing wenduag preys on is the virginity of every boy in the undergroundAnd anyone who would have her on the surface
>>565551568Is there even a big custom campaign scene for Solasta? I know DOS2 had a game master feature, but I've never heard anyone mention anything about it online.And I guess if I don't fucking like 5e, then there's no point trying it out if the main game is middling and I have to rely on community content.
>>565551178Lhamaean are basically drukhari courtesans, >just with a higher chance of getting backstabbed and poisoned, I guess the danger is part of the appeal? I think they're a good example of what is considered attractive
>>565551178Pretty sure those are Drukeks with their own set of aesthetics. I just meant, a lot of stuff we find attractive are also indicators of good health, youth and sexual maturity (boobs, hips, long hair) or strength (broad shoulders, jaw). Wonder if there's something similar for Eldar. Do we even know what they look like as kids? Are their kids also fat and chubby or are they stringy all their lives?
>>565552080The steam workshop seems to have a fair bit of stuff.
>>565552154Well Eldar females have tits to some degree, and they're always there. Not just when breastfeeding.So that implies that breasts are secondary sexual characteristics and therefore attractive to males.
I can't read Irovetti's dialogue without imagining Tony Soprano reading his lines
>>565552146Looks like Vyatt lmao
>>565552760at some point all high class ladies start looking the same, makes you wonder if Marazhai would view Vyatt as attractive (though a bit short)
>>565551536>>565551568Gonna go soldier cause you get to shoot more. Plus Cassia can handle all the officer buff stuff.
Full Vyatt romance in DLC 4, she's already given me her ring we are practically married.
>>565552986Soldier is fun
>>565552146Neat, so she's what would be considered absurdly voluptuous to an EldarShe looks like a well-built human lady
>>565533494Rogue Trader.Damn that was easy.
>>565551845superior because the devs don't cuck you
>>565551460Been playing the main campaign of Solasta 1 (Crown of the Magister) recently, and it's basically just about your group finding an ancient crown that shapeshifting monsters from another dimension called Soraks want for some reason. The combat is probably the main hook for most people due to it being a pretty faithful recreation of 5e DnD, though they mostly use their own subclasses. If you don't like 5e combat, you won't like Solasta.>more stuff in case you wanna know moreThe campaign mostly revolves around your group of four custom adventurers going to different places to find some gems that the crown is missing, with some rather simple side quests for you to do from time to time.From what I gather, the lore is that humans used to live in the dimension as the Soraks before they forced humans to leave for Solasta. Elves used to have a big empire called something like Manchuria that broke when humans came around (the event is known as the Cataclysm), and now tons of smaller states dot the lands. The area you're in is some unstable region of small states vying for control over the treasures of an area known as the Badlands, and your group act as neutral parties under the service of "the Council" that consists of representatives of these nations.Honestly, the lore sounds more interesting that it actually is. The campaign's writing isn't all that good, with it being quite campy and feeling like the devs were afraid of appearing too serious, which then resulted in them filling the dialogue with jokes. At least it sorta feels like you're listening to your mates trying to RP with the DM in-between combat encounters.
>>565532047Any dc caster is amazing
The tutorial is a fucking lie. Alchemist fire is garbage agast swarms. I've savescummed like crazy to kill one swarm and there are three more in the next room.I've just started this game and I'm already on a verge of dropping it.
>>565542138>to helluhmmmmm, chud? they only sent us to hell in the metaphoric sense we were actually in the abyss which is an entirely different plane of existence...
>>565543295You can bring it up in the thread to show that you are a discerning and intelligent player with patrician taste who is infinitely better than the owlcat-playing rabble who normally post hereAnd then you can close the game after making your posts and go back to whatever slop you were playing before after gathering the clout
>>565543295You can smooch a girl right in front of her pigs
>>565552760Nah, more like Incendia. Vyatt is classy.
>ulbrigs dlc >the swarms have 20 or so fire resist if not higher>the npcs try to use alchemist fires against them which literally deal 0 damage no matter what>but they will continue attacking and even damage your team through splash damage Why did they make it like that?
>>565554405Incendia has small and aristocratic tits and hips.Very appealing to discerning Aeldari males.
>>565543295Play it anyway, but don't tell anyone so they don't bully you.
>>565553951just use your torch sister
>>565551845>j"rpg"lmao
You guys are retarded sometimes. Vyatt is overtly slutty, while Incendia isn't slutty at all. Vyatt's neckline, makeup, and accessories are meant to draw attention to her physical features, she is not "classy". Incendia wears a military style uniform and is formal at all times, even when she's having a mental breakdown. So often I read words used the exact opposite of reality here.
>>565555140Yeah I think that guy mixed up either the characters or the words
>>565554558I like how compliant and obedient she becomes if you take the iconoclast option and she joins you on your shipShe seems really nice
>>565554883They only deal 1 damage...
>>565555456Which is infinitely higher than your sword
>>565555396It sucks that you can't make her tone down her fanaticism as a dogmatic. There's even an option for a dogmatic to discern that Doloroso groomed her but no option to tell her that.
>>565549180I'm gonna be honest, I didn't remember who the fuck Tazarra was when Dargonus happened. I'm guessing she was one of the deldar at Vheabos but I didn't remember if I killed her or not.
>>565556523One of the wyches that Marazhai has with him, yes. She always dies, you have to kill her to reach Marazhai. If you let Yrliet kill her, that's another dyke patrolled!
>>565556523Yeah she was kinda running the show on Vheabos, then her bosses Yremeryss and Marazhai showed up to check on her. You arrived and fucked things up, and Tazarra lost her shit because you made her look bad.There's something curiously forgettable about all these deldar names. I'm pretty sure we didn't even meet all the named deldar characters.
>>565556695>If you let Yrliet kill her, that's another dyke patrolled!I hear you scissoring - no more!
>>565553951You need to fucking hit for damage you moron. If you had at LEAST blessed before this fight you would have hit this bomb.
>>565557027or if you can't bless, you have inspire courage on linzi
>>565553951>>565557165hell at that point in the game, linzi shouldn't be attacking and should be casting guidance cantrips on your other characters if you want to conserve on song uses.
>>565533494There isn't one, there is always one at least
>>565542130Maybe the most radical ones, but there are also the more careful ones too. Either way, Argenta should put you down with a bolter the moment you show any obvious signs of heresy because that is exactly what she did to Theodora. Really, the ideal heretic path should be cometely different from the two others: different acts, different set of quests, different set of companions. I don't remember any modern CRPG doing that
>>565554558It's a perfect lure in a way.Eldar bodies make durable servitors, and their brains taste rather good.
>>565545610Because /ocg/ died, most of the shitposting comes from Owlfags
>>565545610Would you like to talk about "skills" and "builds" and "feats"?Making your dollies fight?
>sucks Arueshalae’s futa penis
alright so where were weincendia chorda: classy sex. but is she romanceable and would you dump cassia for her? more importantly, when can I confront the drusians about whatever happened on the magnetic storm planet? hieronymous is obviously a false preacher and must be excommunicado!
>>565558564What's the point of grafting fake metal ears with fake metal rings to a skull? That kind of obfuscation is just gaudy. Anyone who knows what a deldar skull looks like will know to recognise and appreciate it without the extra spoilers, anyone who doesn't is a plebe who won't be impressed anyway or will think it's a forgery.
>>565561018No
>>565561018>incendia chorda: classy sex.She 100% does triple pen.
>>565561018>but is she romanceableNah, but she is secretly recruitable, and you can talk to her a fair bit. Seems like might have been a cut romance >when can I confront the drusians about whatever happened on the magnetic storm planet? In act 4 there's a big quest where you can do just this
>>565561302Aerodynamics
>>565561579rings do not add to aerodynamics
>>565561018>hieronymous>false preacherBut he worships a rotting corpse like the rest of us! Imagine the nightmare Footfall turns into with the combination of aphrodisiac food shipments and nurgle cults everywhere
>>565561752I must take my leave
How different are the classes in DH compared to RT? Will it be like learning a new RPG? I want to play a melee officer master tactician but I don't want to do it in THIS game.
>>565561857Broadly similar as far as I can see. There are differences but not like a new rpg
>>565561752jesus pilate and judas, if this guy is so easy to turn to nurgle he has no business being a priest regardless of his original intentions
>>565561963Yeah I can see him falling into the rot-based beliefs without realising But tossing around the name Grandfather Nurgle is too much. Where did he ever hear that name?
>>565562280hate this self righteous bitch so much
>>565562598I think that's an MC model
>>565562598
>>565562280>Kills chaos space marines in solo>Kills the avatar of tzeentch in solo>Kills C'tan in soloI kneel
>>565562798it's not solo if you keep giving her turns (or give cassia a turn so she can give argenta a turn so she can take another turn)
>>565562598rape correction mod when?
dogshit thread again
why no, video game, why would I ever want to be able to move 1 xeno crystal worth 1% of cargo loot from the 101% full to the 99% full unit!!! who cares right it's just GOOD BUSINESS!!!!!
>>565561302It's meant to enrage eldarkeks
>>565564240>implying it was ever good.
>>565564240This.We need more Jaeposting to fix this
>>565565408Jae gives a whole new meaning to the term throat fucking.
It's funny how I'd rather get reputation with the literal pirates than with the cold trade fuckers.
>>565566126Opposite from me Next playthrough I'm gonna do zero trading with pirate niggers so they don't get a good ending
>>565528683Does it really matter? The Gith are going to get weakened by a civil war, regardless who wins.
>>565566218think a little bit about what the kasballicans have that drukhi's would actually want in exchange for the deldar tech
>>565527848Even if Orpheus decides to be an evil tyrant he will be better than Vlaakith. First he actually has the ability to stop Mindflayers from reforging their empire. Second, the civil war will leave the Gith weakened for a while so it will be something that happens later down the line. Finally, despite thinking of themselves as hot shit, the Gith empire could get their teeth kicked in by any level 20 wizard. Besides, Orpheus has shown himself to be more honorable than Vlaakith and actually sticks to his word, he's even willing to sacrifice himself and become an abomination just to save the world from Illithids.
>>565567512>muh level 20 wizardsnot a serious subject for a lore discussion, at that point you can just stop giving a fuck about the story because anything you choose to do can be countered by a random lvl 20 wizard deciding otherwise
>so excited I started hovering in the air next to my wife
>>565551343haha cesare looked like asmongold
How many level 20 characters are there?
but.. but I already did this. in fact spending my nav points on doing this is exactly why I didn't have enough to get to dargonus on time for the invasion.this game is fucking with me
>>565551790Arueshalae says succubi can genderbend at will and prefers being female but could change if she wanted
imagine being abelard. you could have an entire race of human named after youI hope all the nepotism I'm throwing his way doesn't backfire
>>565551790They adopt, as she can't turn into a tranny at will since she stopped being a succubus. Of course that's not the answer you want because you want to jerk off to tranny porn, but it is the answer
>>565570292why would an azatoid not be able to change sex at will as well? are you implying sex change is inherently evil?
it took akinator 60 questions to get yrliet wrongwho the fuck is this bitch
>>565570547she got turned into a mortal not an azata
>>565570118>a hundred of my kinthat's not a clan, that's a mid-sized town WTF?
>>565570602Yvrainne, a memeshe doesn't matter anymoreyou probably know her from times when people post memes shipping her with guilleman
>>565570743>A memeWow, just like Yrliet
>>565570618You thought people called imps space skaven just because they were salty?
>>565570603>she got turned into a mortalno she didn't, she's still an elysium-based outsider with a desna-made body, that's why she has a new touch abilityand desna is the patron of sex changers like anevia
>>565570602She was meant to be a big player of the new Eldar faction back when GeeDubs wanted to move the plot forward but no one bought the models and the trilogy of books about her sold so poorly they were never finished so she got retconned into a nobody.
>>565570602they imagine she fucks a human man, just like yrl*et!
I like Yrliet because her name starts with Y, my favorite letter
I hate Yrliet because her name starts with Y, my least favorite letter
>>565571192should've just made eldar even more broken then I'm sure everyone would buy the models
if she ain't got gills, she's no good for thrills!
>>565571127>she's still an elysium-based outsiderPic related>that's why she has a new touch abilityShe doesn't, only in the tabletop, but /tg/ is the other way
>>565571913>HFY franchise>why does nobody buy alien models?they just shot themselves in the foot I guessI was not quite sold about their faction anyway, left a sour taste in my mouth>they just felt like less edgy drukhari/necromancers and their leader is supposed to be this great powerful psyker who- helps the empire? and the goal of their faction is to empower their god- by genociding their own people?
>>565572710The way that kc picture is cropped it looks like he's saying: "it aint gonna suck itself"
kirkwall... home
>>565573435*explodes*
>>565573435ugly ass place
>>565574182Anders (pbuh) did them a favour honestly
I disagree with Athkatla's magic policy. Who can I talk to do complain about druids and clerics being free to cast their nonsense at will while an honest Mystra-fearing mage can't use their gods-given talent?
I really hope the plot of Dark Heresy isn't just>there exist hypocrites!Because that's kind of a tame and tired theme for a 40k game.
>>565575062IM bothered they don't care when npcs do it but me? (I know its the license but blahh)
Why do all your dogmatic companions suck off Ulfar? Even Kibbles is like "aiiiie uflar-sama notice me"
>>565576075Because he's a space marine retard
>>565575062tree hugging hippies and the clergy are not profitable enoughwizards on the other hand? pay up if you want the (((right))) to use magic, goy
>>565576075It's the other way around.
>>565576075He's a marine they are called angels bro
>>565576075Imagine if you were a devout Christian and one of God's own angels came down and helped you beat people up.
>>565576306Ulfar did ask calmly
I've noticed that nobody in your party likes Solomorne.
reminder if you give calcazar's ring to cassia you are basically marrying them so that makes you a cuck
>>565576143>the clergy>not profitableClearly you've never dealt with a priestess of the Bitch Queen.
oh good grief I just realised I still have gloves of endurance equipped on cassiathe itemization on this game is too fucking much, how can anyone keep track of all the absolute trash they have equipped
>>565576658Argenta is a criminal murderer Henrix and him have the same job but for different bosses so they are rivalsKibbles is a criminal murderer Idira is a unsactioned psyker (illegal scab)Abelard is aware of how he is a obvious spy and doesnt like himPasqual doesnt like anyone Ulfar is a furry And eldar dont like monkeys in general Also jae is a criminal
>>565576658He's not really friendly or person like. He's just im a serious cop with a dog.
>>565577046>Abelard is aware of how he is a obvious spy and doesnt like himRead their ending slide
Where's the infinite museum. When's it happening? I thought it was supposed to be now.
>>565577929held hostage until GW skulls week at the end of the month
>>565572710No horse in this race because I don't romance her with a girl, but she's still an outsider and not human. Even if she was you could handwave and say Desna gave them immaculate conception.
>>565578641>but she's still an outsiderIs reading truly that hard? Check the image again>and not humanI didn't say that she was human, just that she was a mortal
>>565533494>CRPG released in the past 10 years with romanceThere are like less than 5 of those.
no but seriously fuck this game for not letting me just buy a generic +3 resistance cape and +1 deflection ring or whatever so that I can equip everyone with generic gear and then decide on what I want to give up in order to get more unusual perks from gearand not being able to get back the gear that I have vendored is also assand also not having a stash that is separate from my inventory and my cargo so that I can keep items that I don't want to complicate my inventory but also not be worried I might vendor thembasically itemization is a problem
>>565576658nobody likes naggers
>>565572710your mother named you Knight Commander?
>>565576741Brb marrying Calcazar to Yrliet
>>565580751It's called normative determinism.
>>565578641>Desna gave them immaculate conception.One can simply fuck a man and then murder him. No father - no grief
>>565581101nominative you philistine, it's nominative
>>565580751It's from an Owlcat video, they're lazy like that.
>>565533494Pillars 2
>>565581247I wish Kennedy would stop doing it.
>>565578641putting babies in people through divine magic is more Lamashtu's thing
Give me a build for this portrait. Demonslayer ranger with a leopard pet?
Why won't she have sex with me...?
>>565576143>Clergy not profitableMotherfucker apart from just the usual enormous quantities of money most churches move around, in DnD they also have the greatest reserves of diamonds for spell components.No, the reason is that churches are too organized and have too much power and influence abroad to try to fuck them over, while the vast majority of wizards are independents.
>>565581971Would she have feathers instead of pubes?
>>565581493I don't know but it does look cool
>>565581971You didn't make your character white enough. Common mistake
When Desna made Arueshalae mortal she added a penis to ensure the KC would love her forever
>>565582909Nah, pretty sure she can just grow one on demand.
>>565582407You can strip her in the gameBased on how that area looks, yes
>>565582987>>565570292
playing as a female kc exclusively so i can get knocked up by arue
FemKC and Arue repeatedly knocking each other up until they have 20 kids between them.
>the futafag is hereAight I'm out
>>565576143>>565576851>tell Umberlee's clergy they have to pay or they can't use their magic>suddenly your seaside trading city with a river in the middle of it is hit with constant tsunamis and any ships trying to leave end up with their crews feeding the sea life
>>565583074>implying there isn't plenty of magic in the world that could transform either into a dude just to put a load in the other.
>>565570602She used to be important but now she's just Guilleman's gf and she's happy with that
>>565584328Well if you want to headcanon that for your tranny fantasy go ahead, as long as you accept that she lost her powers upon becoming mortal
black women dont sell
>>565582846That is beautiful? Jungle fever fags are really desperate
Desna could literally just give them babies as a gift.The demon lord goddess of beasts Lamashtu spawns rapidly growing monster babies into her followers as a gift.
>>565584776True.
What do seelah, idira, epione, vivienne, dynaheir, hexxat, and pallegina have in common?
>>565585370wouldnt exist without dei
black people? they don't exist
>>565585352>Abelard, pushing 200, with 50 grandkids and counting is number 3 of the most attractive companions>number one is Argenta who you can't even romancebravo, owlkeks
>>565587089Abelard is tied with Pasqal and Yrliet and I don't see why that's weird, he looks cool. This may sound surprising to you but you can vote for a character without wanting to fuck them, though I'm sure there were plenty of women that do want just that.
>>565587089If they wanted people to be attracted to the other companions they should've have made them all browns and monsters. And what they really should've done is just made an Argenta romance. It's the simplest lowest bar shit that would guarantee more sales.
well, at least my brain isn't damaged
>>565551790You're both epic level adventurers. Hire a wizard to polymorph one of you into a man for a night.
The game sold a million just fine without Argenta
>uh no mr ceo sir you see we already sold 1 million so why would we ever want to easily sell more than that?
>>565585979I'm in Russia and I haven't seen a black "person" in years, woke slop is my only exposure to them.
>>565587739
>>565584854You are gay and fanatically interested in penisIt's 2026 you can just come out and say it
>wha... is that... MELANIN!>OH MY HECKIN KEK IT IS! MELANIN!>no... no, not in her hair or eyes...that would be fine, it's in HER SKIN!>no... not like a tan, like actually quite a bit MORE>oh my kekin kek what a day it is today. What is the kekin world coming to, I tell thee. >Time to tell me "friends" on "4chan" all about this!
>>565588386>a russian thinks it's a real human person
>>565588386>I'm in RussiaI'm sorry to hear that
>>565588386Shouldn't you be dying in an Ukrainian trench
>>565588386Stop making dogshit posts or I will report you to the government mr draft dodger
>>565589134>>565589193>>565589280Uh oh niggers melty
>>565588979say it again without crying
>>565588386I'm surprised you still have internet>haven't seen a black person in yearsof course you don't have them in Russia you sent all of them to Ukraine to fight your wars for you, together with the rabble from backwater villages
>>565578813So does her character sheet say "mortal incapable of shapechanging?"
>>565588386Black people being your serious romance video game is not automatically woke slop
real american hours
>>565590389based
>>565590014Her character sheet still calls her a succubus even though she's stated to not be one, and it also retains her drain ability even though she explicitly loses it, I wouldn't take it into account that much. Above all else though she never uses it even when it could be convenient, such as that very same DLC where she doesn't want people to see her in the party because she looks like a demon
>>565590257>Black people being your serious romanceName 2
>>565590257Yes it is
>>565585352>Polls show that our players hate black woman companion. What do we do with our next game?>Let's give them another black woman companion.Genius
>>565591227First Citizen Lynettehttps://youtu.be/2w6tODzDGaM?si=ZdFkBt3kmVH7A2JZ&t=16
>>565592196There needs to be a token one otherwise normalfags would get mad
>>565592196When will you retards learn they don't care about making the most popular character of all the time with ever single companion.
>>565585352>Heinrix practically bottom scoring because everyone sees him as the greasy incel he isLMAOWarp fraud gains vs the natty Abelchad
>>565591227Viconia in BG2Barret in Saarfield.
>>565592661Jimmy.... incel...?
hey now wtfwhere is the boobplate!
>>565592661>implying Jimmy isn't drowning in pussy
>>565593230>>565594118I will admit he could probably pull argenta bc they're both retards
What kit mod adds a subclass of monk that doesn't suck major dick?Unkitted, Sun Soul, and Dark Moon are all so ass.
>Everyone her seething that there is no romance with space Valerie.Sisters of battle are basically combat nuns, so they probably take vow of celibacy anyway.
Which monkeigh food could Yrliet be convinced to try?
>>565594843here we go again
>>565594893fresh fruit and veggies, like a salad, but keep the dressing
>>565594893Sausage... Giggity
>>565594843We know they don't dude. There are multiple stories of them having casual sex with astra militarum members, and also long term dating. You don't have to guess or say "probably" with some made up guesses. wtf kind of post is this
>>565594893It's really funny to imagine her trying some abominable chimera spaghetti assembled from 5 different agri world's grain and 1000 year old surplus pasta sauce pulled out of deep storage and just instantly projectile vomiting
>>565538730This but unironically
>>565538730I agree
A lot more people would spare the jeanstealers if they had a cute bald lady rep instead of a sweaty fireman
>>565551790You ever heard of adoption? Also the children are never said to be yours in any endings
>>565595850Damn right
>>565595850You know your waifu is just going to be (literally) eaten by a giant bug monster right
>>565596054as opposed to being (literally) processed into a starch and eaten by peasants?
>>565595934>You ever heard of adoptionme and my wife Jaheira and our 47 Baldurian orphans
>>565562280Cool shades, sis. I've figured out a way to give them to everyone, even thouse who generally can't wear them, so next playthrough Abelard and Pasqal are gonna be the coolest dudes
S-stupid mon-keigh
>>565596279pictured: not Yrliet