Previous: >>565502238>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Hey
What do I do when people spread misinformation on an Umamusume I like.
Repostan, list not comprehensivehttps://poal.me/9lx6jihttps://poal.me/9lx6jihttps://poal.me/9lx6ji
erm where is my NTR thread
>12 hours at the races today>Another 10 at the races tomorrow Long day factory
ryan LOVE
I can't believe my blacklisting Uma & Co shitpost actually killed their club
wahey
>>565519543Air Shacute
>>565519453that's a weird horse
>>565519609>shitpostdanchou discussed it with the club and everyone agreed though
A+ bwos?
>>565518434Hate sweep tosho. make fun of sweep tosho. beat sweep tosho's ass. end sweep tosho's existence. make sweep tosho eat only vegetables forever.
>>565516818>https://poal.me/nxjgq4>3 anons from my club are here
>>565519535>no marufagsI thought she was /uma/s favorite Uma
>>565519734agreed to get kicked? what???
>>565519769Same
Remain focused on your Dream Journey.
>>565519737go back
>>565519535This is a predicament.Do I vote my Oshi or the Umamusume I most wish to enter a relationship with.
Brian LOVE
>>565519874ryanxwonbin first
>>565519750Beat her ass (with my penis)
Someone requested a jiggie over 3 hours ago and this flipp*r is still goinghttps://jiggie.fun/umajig512026
I refuse to play the game seriously until they add the spark reroll thing
>>565519970Sweep would fold you in half
>>565519821Agreed to blacklist all uma&co immigrants
>>565519861Our Dream Journey?
>>565519971flip ones are annoying
>>565520071>immigrants?
>>565519821If the dancho kicks people they skip the cooldownIt's actually the White Man's way to leave the club
>>565520031grope sweep tosho. verbally harass sweep tosho. cum in sweep tosho's food. rape sweep tosho.
is there an A rank club that will let me leech?
>>565520071Oh. Even I was saying that a few days ago I don't think that was a novel idea.
JPfags do they add a kick function on public rooms
>>565520095t.witlet
>>565520071emigrantsimmigrants are coming into a country
>>565520152nope. mambo danchou kicked me and I still got the cooldown.
You fuckers forgot to mention the cleat/fp/crown shops reset. I delayed my mejiro ryan SR pull by a whole 6 hours thanks to your nonsense rambling.
>>565520031>Sweep would fold you in halfOmo...
if i was a worm would you still love me bwos?
>>565520262>Lying
>>565520313mmm.... nyo.
hugging cafe, kissing cafe, drink coffee with cafe. total cafe love.
>>565520379well thats what happened so
I'm gonna do a random act of kinda mean
7 and mambo club dies next
>>565519732haha...
So why's the true villain club still alive and still has 0 mentions?
>>565519778I was shocked at being the first. Also pretty surprised at how diverse it is.
>>565520604Why is RiceBstGrl still trying to recruit from here
>>565520654>6 million monthly quotahow many runs is that, 12? 18?
>>565520072The very same.
>>565519778she's just a fan farm/metaslut after all...
autis/uma/ has ONE slot open to ANY dacchi who wants to join a comfy A rank club thats only requirement is actually play the game, and dont flatlineeither submit your id here, or apply ingame with /uma/ in your bio
>>565520715oops wonder i used the older template
>>565520765>516
I love Etsuko sexo
Let's consult Shiraoki-sama. Which club will die.>0: /uma/club>1: TamaLove>2: Dacchis>3: Mambo>4: Uma&Co>5: Autis/uma/>6: Honsefun>7: Umasumi>8: Umatism>9: None
>>565520927>7What the FUCKFUCK YOU
>>565519396>2 slots open>1 is currently reserved waiting for cooldown>1 open for anyone hereAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >9 million quota (will revert to 6 million monthly quota starting July) >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>565520765>516 last month
>>565519741>33 is low, if you keep getting good trainings on race day that's fine, but on average you should be racing 35-36 times.I plotted the ratings and number of races of my top 50 highest rated umas.You really think I'm supposed to race more to get higher stats?
>>565520927waste of a 7
>>565520927its a 7, so that doubly confirms it
>>565520927
>>565520313maybe if you were also a doctor
>>565520717We’ll do our best.
>>565519889I have daughters I support unconditionally but your waifu is different, right?
>>565520968Post it one more time
>>565520927Son of a bitch what did I ever do to you fellow orange uma
>>565520987>wastes a 7
>>565521085Unlike my daughters I wouldn't have sex with my waifu
TamaLove, formerly AlmondLove, is now recruiting! We are looking to replace casualties from MANT, which claimed some of our members including our former danchou.The club's only rule is no flatlining (same rule as AlmondLove).Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.
Uma&Co just disbanded, I'm clubless
>>565521178Why did you forsake her?
if i quit my b club, can i get the invite right away?
>>565521116Golden Creek!
>>565521285sure
>>565521285Someone can invite you, but you can't see your invites for 24 hours
>>565521285If danchou kicks you, you can. Otherwise you have to wait 24 hours
>>565521285Depends on how much you earn
>>565521285how many fans can you slave a month?
>CM about to start>No aces ready>Irys about to stream more Mass Effect What do I do guys?
>>565521285you can get invites but you can't accept until the 24 hour timer ends
>>565521285That depends on which uma you roleplay as
>>565521408Train and watch the stream on your phone?
>>565520927LEAVE MY CLUB ALONE THE DANCHOU IS REALLY NICE
>>565521408oh shit niggerthanks for the heads up
>>565521408Irys is a whore thoughbeit
>>565521408We still have more than 7 days.
WTF didnt we just finish a CM?
>>565521463But then we wouldn't get to punch the reporter together.
>>565521408You're going into Kawakami's list of enemies.
i'm kinda having fun playing unity cup again for the new missions
>>565521609ACCELERATE
/uma/dash /uma/club uma&co, and autis/uma/
>>565521660Name FIVE enemies of Kawakami Princess.
>>565520927what the fuck did we do to get cursed? everyone has been chill
poor anus fugin, the only uma that nobody pulled on
>>565520479Laisu would probably say this, yeah.
>>565521660What are you gonna do about it? Rape me?
Torena-san! With this risque yet odldy elegant image you have been cordially invited to join /Uma/ Club!/Uma/ Club: the club: the movie is looking to expand its cast of characters this summer season and (You) could be one to take the stage as a star player!Behold just a few of the commodities you can expect to find as a valued member at the bottom of the digital doodle to the left.Reply to apply!
>>565521816anus fungus...
>>565521736uma&co is so lucky here, but /uma/dash is having it good too
>>565521767YouSweep (later crossed out)Dark PrincessDark Princess's henchuma #1Dark Princess's henchuma #2
>>565519453mama
>>565520927Awww that's not nice. I've never heard anything bad about Umasumi... they seem like a good bunch...
>>565521983>YouBut I'm the Kawakami Kisser! Nooo!
>>565521736wtf I want to be in uma&co now
>>565521736>TM Opera O as /Uma/ Clubwhy do i like this so much? the club has the same roayl flairwe need a uma personality for every club
>>565521116>>565521307Golden Mommy..
>open youtube>get gaslighted>close youtube
which danchous date each other
>>565521609Listen. Do you want 4 more months of MANT or just 2? Get this shit over with
>>565522121
>>565522223he right tho
>>565521736Why is autis/uma/ Ayabe?I'm not complaining, just curious
>>565522223I fucking hate how gen z gamers call everything op.
>>565522284Your trainee wouldnt use a hypnosis app on you... right?
>>565522269I'm friends with benefits with (Your) danchou if that counts.
>>565522068I thought you were the Kawakami scribbler!
i can't do more than one MANT run a day...
>>565522331you’ll never find out
>>565522331Maybe
>>565521767(You)DotoRiceSweepCurren
>random viets keep adding me even though my sparks are shitYou think I have a chance with a ladyboy?
>>565522210>we need an avatarfag for every clubhmmm no?
>>565520927it's over
>>565521935You will be reported to King.
>>565521609all you had to do was grind 2 trillion fans for falco and we wouldn't be in this mess
>>565522331Some trainees prefer when their prey is lively
>>565522331She'd only use it on me so I wouldn't snitch on her to Biwa for not eating her vegetables
>>565522346Do you think the villain has been true to his word? >>560244778Or is he back to his old ways? >>565521408
>>565522462thats not what i said so why reply
>>565522307I based it on the ranks they achieved last month, they are the highest uma clubs
>>565522331>Trusting an uma
>>565522582I agree with Brian on that use case.
>>565522584>Do you think the villain has been true to his word? >>560244778Without looking that up in the archives, is that the anon who said they were going to ticket Kawakami and stop scribbling on her? My Kawakami posting regularly gets scribbled on so I believe he's still up to his old tricks.
>>565522848>is that the anon who said they were going to ticket Kawakami and stop scribbling on heryes
>>565521767Me
>>565522331Tama would do it thinking it's a joke
>>565522746I wonder who's behind this post...
>>565522942She'd then use the hypnosis to score a nice meal from you.
>>565522740I would trust my trainee with my life.
>>565522564She fondled my butt
when and WHERE and by that I meant which stream is the derby?>>565522457Are you an US citizenDo you have AIDS yet?
>>565523017
>>565523017>nice mealYeah, at some chain restaurant that has specials going on
>>565522457ladyboys are from thailand
>>565522997I HATE MY VEGGIESI WANT TO EAT CHICKENI WANT TO EAT PORKI WANT TO sometimes EAT BEEFI WANT TO EAT BREADI WANT TO EAT POTATOESI WANT TO EAT PASTA
>>565521736uma&co's umanko...
>>565521178480570392834
>>565522679They aren't the highest rated uma clubs tho. Like Mambo is a higher rating than autis/uma/
I have a crush on my danchou
>>565523062Your fault reallyTempting your pure hearted uma like that
Do we ever get more cool umas running through light tunnels?
>>565523305I don't care about your literal who latinx club niggaHer name is Machitan by the way
>>565523316I jacked off to the AlmondEye femdanchou birth vids
>>565522331Air shakur raped me and no one believes me
>>565523243why is she a chatbot
>>565523382The WHAT
>>565523376
>>565523382
>>565523243>Mejiro Ryan considering if she wants to Ash Blossom or Imperm your starter.
>>565523382Please consider attaching an image of a different uma to your abhorrent posts next time. Thanks.
>if losing win
KEB STATUS?
>>565523410Air shakur would never... use a hypnosis app>>565523382I bet you got off to those Happy Meek images too...
Come play in a CM13 test room744424957444249574442495
>>565523382I’m done. All of you are just making things up now.
is Uma finally done glazing the gold kkklan? I guess announcing a fucking taxi was finally enough for them. they need to fire whoever keeps trying to force stay gold clan's popularity no one is actually buying this shit
my danchou can beat up your danchou
>>565521178I'll apply once the 24h timer is over, but here's my id just in case...888741204848
>>565523667Smooches for that uma
>>565521949No one finds Hishi Amazon sexy
>>565521178>name no longer a pun either All the soul is gone…
Middle Schooler btw
>>565523887every time
ButtSweat's recruiting! Yay.Casual B+ /uma/ club. Do a couple of runs, play the game, good times, very fun. If you're busy with living, just let us know, no worries.We complain/talk/help when the in-game chat deems us worthy. Some of us even know how to play, and are lovely, helpful people. Others are useless sods, like myself. But a vocal sod.Reply here or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
>>565523887ugly ass Uma who wouldn't get content at all if she wasn't related to the ugly boy
>managed to go through the entire career without any card chainsi didnt think it was possible but not a single card from my deck showed upi wish there was a way to see the chain progress of cards
>>565523823Could be TamaHugsLike X and OsAnd Cross
>>565523667Behold, the miracle of life!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDlE65OjJZwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkd2ryKJvqk
>>565523319It's over..
Finally, my opinion has arrived.
>>565523887Fenomeno is so silly
>>565523424She's stunlocked from the tongue-bath I gave her
>>565523823>AlmondLove>punWhat's the pun
>>565524065>female trainer all gold clan posters are trannies
>>565524046Where's Ticket and Vodka
>>565524078Almond Eye -> Almond Ai -> Almond Love
>>565521736But I want my club to be Doto....
>>565524021Trainer dresses like a slutJust asking for it
>>565524145that's clever
>>565524078In nipponese, one of the ways you say Love is "Ai"Which sounds like the western "Eye".The horse is named "Almond Eye".So Almond AiSo Almond Love
Stop being gay
>>565524046>T0>haven't seen a single Hog win a lobby yetI'm nyooooticing
>>565524221hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
>>565524186Chinese came up with it first
>>565523887She so silly haha
>>565524245you might want to wait a minute
keep a spot open for me Haythere Danchou onegai
how havent they added the qol for this yet, im dreading when i have to click this stupid button 100 times
>>565523650Results. A proper med S Tama is the answer to the Dahby problem.
>>565524336I saw someone say Sirius would be physically abusive if you were her trainer/BF and I got so upset I almost wrote a fic on the spot to calm down.
>>565524336Sirius Symboli
>>565524303You will never be chinese
I haven't seen any Tickezos in the wild yet...
>>565524408To be fair, who doesn't want Sirius to slap them around?
>>565524362isnt it kinda pointless to run tam as end? she can run LS for once
>>565524358thats why you spend tickets before carats. there's literally no reason not to do that.
>>565524408I think she just overcompensates by behaving like that. She is part of an illustrious family and yet she lives in the shadow of her kin. I personally am interested in her career and hope for some interesting developments
>>565524517uh, whats that have to do with the tickets i have hoarded? You think i've rolled with carats before hand? no.
>>565524501building an end closer is incredibly cheaper compared to a late goombler
>>565522564Hypnosis is just rape without the fun part.
Do lates want OYL From the Brink or NSM for the Dahby?
>>565524178i am innocent. INNOCENT
>>565524336The only good Symboli poster is the one that goes ikyuo and gets raped afterwards
>>565524336The cooler Symboli
>>565524628gwo...how long have you been saving carats for...
>>565524645neither, get moving past and redshift. load your umas up with midrace since they don't need to worry about overshooting anymore.
>>565524645NSM is your priority. OYL is very unreliable.
>>565524046How does smaru get a mention but normal maru is nowhere to be seen? Did we just forget maruzensky exists?
>>565524637how so? its not like tam has gold recov for either. And spurt is useless, so end feels like a very poor choice this CM. The only benefit really is if youre piggu enough to run daring strike
>>565524686the coolest symboli
>>565524747i paid them off to shut the fuck up about my secret strat
>>565524489I get it, that's why I'm so sad I had an autistic anger well inside of me despite being able to reason out that yes, I do see why people would want it.>>565524553That's more or less it. She's a rich girl but she tries to distance herself from that image. The way she talks is a big one, she has this weird manner of speaking that is both flowery and rough. In zoomer turns, it's like busting out the thesaurus to make a toilet humor pun.
>>565524776Shhhh. I don’t want endkeks to realize they are at a disadvantage this CM
>>565524789What's her deal? Is she going to be added as a playable uma or is she forever an NPC?
I think I'm just gonna use my CM12 umas for CM13
>>565524686Stupid, gay, want-to-kick-in-the-guts Symboli
>>565524961just join the openbabies and shit out a unity ace with redshift anyon
>>565524789>SawashiroI'm going to die mad that she's forever NPC.
What's the correct amount of Stamina for a CM13 Rabbit Suzuka?
>>565524996Gonna cry?
>>565523817well that's just rude and not true at all anon.i hope you're happy with youself, you've told a lie on the internet today.an ugly lie...farewell then, i shall return in the morning to see if there is more enthusiasmand class.
>>565522564Never ask Grass what did she do to her trainer after the Takarazuka Kinen
>spend SR tickets>Bourbon (now 3LB)>Hishi Amazon (now MLB)Well done, game. No SR cleats this month.
>>565524185Yeah, it’s also the same word play they use in her character song too which basically summarizes her career story and the relationship between her and her trainer>My eyes/love and your eyes/love overlap and illuminate the world. We become starshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qYb4z9xDzM
>>565525137Whatever. Thanks for the +30 skill pts and playtime's over, nerd
>>565525317The face she makes moments before getting raped in France
Your next chaos/law alignment protagonists SMT: UMA
>>565525310damn catbox is fucking with the audio file
>>565525310>Fine does a lust-provoking dance for Shakur>Shakur looks at her as if she just did something stupidShakur doesn't deserve her
>>565524715havent rolled on cards since riko. Im playing the long game and i love a lotta umas so next roll is tach, then sm+fm (1lb fm, still have selector+2 rainbows)
>>565525121900 + 1 gold
>>565525147This is a cute danchou
>>565525395this is too political
>>565524776I don't have Natie or Sirius so I'd need to borrow either for a late surger, but CB gives more wit. I also have Vodka's card at 3LB which is decent so I can get her BOFA and get the lower amount of stamina needed for an end closer without using a stamina card, or stamina sparks.
>>565525395rudolf would press the blue button and sirius would press the red button
>>565525231>have pulled surely over 100 make debut tier SRs by now>1lb cafejust...
>>565525273
>>565525436trainer should ntr shakur right there
>>565525436That's why it's YOUR job to plap her, Trainer-san
>>565525535dont think anyones using natie or sirius. seems like NTR gold is still considered the strongest option.. I'm probably gonna use tosen for bofa (or try to at least) instead of bricking my deck with rice/creek
>>565525471post ur load
>>565525603the make debut ticket seems horrible
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>565525762>she takes it literally
Sirius Symboli, I'm sending you to Europe.
>>565525715
>>565525753it is, but it costs basically nothing and you can still get an SSRi got my second ines fujin today, as a matter of fact
How complicated can their relationship be
YOOOOOSH IKUYOOOOOOOOO
>>565525858Trainer cock can fix it in a single night
orenji
>>565525920The races where neither you nor your rival get first are always funny, based Natie getting the spotlight.
>>565526015
>>565526015BOSSU!
https://x.com/i/status/2050320035608920548>no stopping me procs
>>565526246Countryside umas are something else
>Favorite umas are Fine Motion, Kawakami Princess and Satono DiamondI think this game has made me fall in love in the princess archtype...
>>565526347Nerf End Closers wtf
>>565526519Based Ojou-lover.
>>565526347Jesus christ
Do the "outsider" clubs that regularly join the danchou cup have open spots
>>565526519you are just a closeted homo that wants to be princess carried
>>565526605why
>25/30TAMALOVE DANCHOUDOOOOOOOOOOSOOOOOOOOOMMMMEETHINGGGGGGGGGGG
>>565526519Good taste
>>565526615I wouldn't turn down the offer if it came from Kawakami Princess desu
>1st month of MANT>try running faves with Mile B, it can't be that bad>jobs every single mile race>not enough stats to win the distances she has a good aptitude in>okay, i'll build good parents this time>no grandparent mile sparks until last week>aim for stamina sparks>speed>guts>wit>power>stamina finally>1 star>and it was on a glue runi just want to run careers with my favorite uma already....
>>565526519>Have all three>Only Kawakami Princess is one of my oshisThis would be a fun CM team idea otherwise
>>565526347>Daring strike, Red shift, let’s pump some iron, moving past, and NSMYou love to see it
>>565526519based
>>565526615maybe
>>565526605The danchou cup wasn't real. It was a dream. Mass hallucination. Fingerdark? Futamusume? Do those sound like real clubs to you? HonseFun?
>>565526762You need to make compromises to maintain your sanity, especially during MANT. Dig up a suitable GP from your Stable, and run your parents until you get the desired Pink and decent whites. Ignore Blue and be willing to run sub-optimal stats for CM.
What club should we blacklist next month?
>>565527114Yours stupid nigger drama faggot idiotKill yourself
>>565525762R.I.P Bro's Dick
>>565527114Danchou cup last place and absent danchos
you guys are my friends, right?
Reminder that an edenfag ruined the 2nd danchou cup
Sweet event dude. How obnoxious will future challenge modes be?
>>565527242Maybe
>>565527242I am way too into yaoi and yuri to ever have male friends
>>565526717>>565526842I want to rest my penis on their faces
>>565527246Not true, I posted the Danchou cup room code and pretended it was a normal CM room.An Edenfag took the bait and joinedThen I pretended I was the Edenfag and that I joined to ruin the lobby
>>565527242https://poal.me/n25oja
>>565527242Friend is a strong word, I wouldn't go out of my way to harm myself for your sake.We're acquaintances, I'd help you out if it wasn't a pain to do so.
So CM14 is just GUTS maxxing right?
>>565527676I will let her pamper me between classesI will let her spoil me in study hallI will let her feed me during lunchI will let her clean my ears on the rooftopI will suck on the pacifier when we're all aloneI will wear the onesie once we're back at homeI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommy at nightI will be happy
Who voted I love NTR?
>>565527242I will eat your body when you die.
>>565527915In a way, that's a very profound expression of love.
I forgot what I was saving for.
Tried a parent run, got a million fans for the first time and these were my sparks. Thanks cygames...
How much Stam does a late need on the Dahby?
>>565527958*vomits on your carpet*
>>565528093Wow, just like my cat!
>>565528087900 + 1 gold850 if you are really gambling it950-1000 to account for bad mood + kakari
>>565527981
>>565527981Maru speed
Okay, but what about the umahusbands?
>>565528243If by umahusbands you also mean human trainers then Dicta Striker already marked the one I was most interested in
CB mindbroke VF
Why is my Reddit filled with Blue button vs Red button debates
>>565528243Why are you even alive?
arigato dancho for not boiling me like a KWAB
Kitasan Daughter and Bakushin Granddaughter Femme Marquise won an allowance race
>>565528467I wish I knew
>>565528457>reddit tachyon
>>565526605Yes but I don't take in members from here until most if not all /uma/ clubs are at 30/30
>>565528568Then end it
where is the club apocalypse that I was promised?
>>565528457Because the real news cycle is absolutely god awful right now and people are fatigued of being mad at things they have no control over. So arguing over buttons is less bleak and gives people control.
>>5655272427 and it's a no. Any other number and it's a yes.
>some youtuber joins my room>my shit offmeta ace that hasn't won anything for an entire day suddenly takes 1stwhat the FUCK
>>565522331Maruzensky can't use a smartphone for shit
>>565528491You were pretty close, it's just other flatties looked flatterWatch your back
>>565528642Why would I?
>>565528739I know, I'll keep that in mind.
>>565528650what's on the news cycle. Nothin happened since my holiday got cancelled cause Iran had a melty
>>565528741Coward
>>565528672i only drink canned coffee because for some fucking reason i get coughing fits with freshly brewed coffee
>>565528840Let's ignore reality and not bring pol shit into uma.
>>565528457Our minds have become the only domains under which we can exert even a modicum of control without policing
>>565522331The hypnosis my trainee use on me is just beating me until I pass out and do whatever she wants while I'm out cold
Why are you so mean
>>565528457Oh, you actually meant reddit reddit. I backread the thread again thinking we were talking about buttons and I somehow missed itFuck off
>>565528895Instant coffee or coffee beans? If it was coffee beans it coupd have been the filter not properly separating the coffee from the bean.
>>565529016I don't like weak people or uma
>>565527242Obviously umadacchi.
>>565529023We can talk about buttons here but everyone already knows red is the right choice so I don't see the point
>>565529016don't cry baby *chu*
>>565528457disney chatbot promoting some movie, just like they had everyone in congress do the wakanda salute during covid blm riots.
>>565529141Rice VILLAIN
>>565528840Shakurglowie?
any CM15 room?
Rice is a HERO
>>565529218No I just had connecting flights in the Middle East that got cancelled last minute so everything had to be cancelled
>>565529147faggot
>>565529276I'll reuse my CM12 aces
>>565529290Villains are cooler
>>565528990Goldshi torena...
>>565529196It's not even a villian thing. Blue will never win so you might as well choose red
Rice is a ?
>>565529470autist sex with Kris
>>565529147
Reminder that Rice Shower is S tier for CM13~
How does Tachyon and Maru speed compare when using in GL?
This thread is TOO gay
>>565529549Yeah, S as in SEX
Doto's big fat puffy chewable nipples in my mouth
>>565529632
Kyoei Se Leve grandson of Symboli Kris S and Grand Grand of Neo Universe won an allowance race
>>565529632The only thing your mouth is getting is a knuckle sandwich.
>>565529695How do you read that?
>>565529670Anal sex with Digitan
>>565529276>need wet conditionsfu fu fu fuall of Xogger enemies can't abuse NTR
>>565529793Doto would say that and do that
>>565522848My game kept crashing because modern Windows is too dogshit to run the 2007 version of Mass Effect. That anon is innocent. I scribbled on Kawakami, not him.
How do we feel about the Kentucky dahby winner?
>>565529804>kyoai si liv
>>565529996That was the Kentucky Oaks bwo...
>>565529910https://poal.me/98vy51https://poal.me/98vy51https://poal.me/98vy51
>>565530019My condolences
>>565529885Homosexual nigger faggot don't reply to me muttoidDigitan LOVE is only for consensual nakadashi preg as she requested in her doujinKys posthaste.
>>565530075digitan wouldn't say that
>>565530127Digitan would definitely type it on UM4chan though
>>565529910Another easy win for my NIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERS.
These polls are getting annoying
>>565530075basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased
>>565524046Mine is kind of struggling in test rooms. Frontrunners really, really want strong midrace and Red Maru's kit is mile skills plus an accel.
>>565530075Why would you ruin Digitan's career cause you can't crontrol yourself? horny monkey
>>565530019Good job bricking yourself bwo
>>565529996It will be Wonder Dean and we will get another uma
>>565530206http://poal.me/7ntagehttp://poal.me/7ntagehttp://poal.me/7ntage
Well how do we feel about the kentucky oaks winner?
>>565530250Dahby was a mistake
https://poal.me/1gvchhttps://poal.me/1gvchhttps://poal.me/1gvch
>>565519741How do I choose what races should I try to aim for? Even following schedules I risk too many 3+ races and rng always fucks me over
>>565530370Why is Oguri so fat and retarded?
>>565530370It's always odd to me how NTR coded is Oguri's mom with her eyes covered
>>565530432Same reason you are
https://poal.me/https://poal.me/https://poal.me/
>>565530370oyakodon
>>565530370My wife White Nabi and our daughter
>>565530475I'd say opposite because Oguri is talented and beloved
>>565530432be nice
https://poal.me/ndfkqb
Real Star Grand Grandson of Agnes Tachyon wins an allowance race
>>565530557Only after she stops ruining medium CMs.
Perfect time to go to sleep sone they are now awake. Don’t forget it’s Special Week’s birthday.
the joke is that she eats... A LOT ahahahahaha hohohohoho hehehehe
I am not officially posting a club ad, but I am doing a soft notice for interested torenas that Uma&co might have 2 slots comingtake note for when recruiters wake up if you want>dirt shoe pvp at reset>active club chat and threadposters (beyond NTRfriend)>flexible quota>low drama A+ clubDo not reply to this post to reserve because my hands are too weak to handle the responsibility
>>565524046After training umas with speed growth and easily capping speed, going back to (V)Eishin with her 0 speed growth feels coming down from a high
>>565530726never forgive blame for ruining zenyatta's perfect streakno way espoir had even a ghost of a chance winning that race
Gold City molesting me
>>565530860>low drama
>>565527114Yours.
>>565530923Lucky Manager...
>>565530370Oguri's mom raped me
https://poal.me/jr2c64
>>565530923i hate this. i only want rice or fuku to molest trainer
>>565526347https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8DcIxZrxH0>If you're blocked you're blo-
>>565530860>>low drama
>try doing Chiyono O's optional Maruzensky challenge>lose by a nose>I was on Golshi ModeRisk, calculated, bad at math
>>565530849The cutest in fact.
Have any of you fallen for some propaganda recently? Did a JPkek change your pull plans?
>Put in my Aries aces on my TT teams>Jump two ranks
>>565530923Oh yeah? What you gonna do? Tell the police? They won't care, no one will care
Uma&co does NOT have dramait is the clubdramacord that tries to frame us!!!!
>>565530019B-but there's only one banner SSR. That must be photoshopped, right?
>>565530860Our chat isn't that active
>>565531104nice soundpost loser
>>565530521Date raped again...
>>565530998kino
>>565530969
I fell for the Uma&Co propagandaTurns out they are cool guys.
>>565531157Helios wouldn't say this
which chill club should i joinsometimes i do runs
>>565530521I hope CB doesn't molest me when I'm drunk
>>565531153I spent like 4 months doing club hopping since launch and we still have the best club chat I've seen, and I only jumped around A+ clubs. It's funny because my first club was Uma&co still
>>565529549Isn't her unique really bad? Or is it because she gets highlander?
>>565530997Rice wouldn't do that
heh easy (yous) from /uma/ as usual
>>565531298Uma&co
>>565531080Nope, the propaganda interns (besides the eternal Mr. C.B. mafia) have been quiet for the past few months.Wonder who they're saving their energy for
>>565530860>NTRFfriendRename yourself to Uma&cucks instead.
I think part of the appeal of being raped by an umamusume is a mix of being certain about your fate and not having to be in controlNo point in fighting, no decision needing to be made, no worries beyond the immediateA release of both the physical and mental kind
>>565519535>Dorija in the lead
#clublistremove uma&co for gladly hosting the NTR threadshitter, thanks.
>>565531531bitch ain't even out yet and she's already flubbing the polls
>>565531337you started there and ended back there?
>>565531531WTF I don't remember voting for her
>>565519535What the fuck I thought you bwos hated TeioBACK OFF
>>565531531The Jani yakuza is insidious.
which one bros?
Little Giants Grand Grandson of Symboli Rudolf wins an allowance race
>>565531670right
>>5655316812cute4me
>>565531681sex with dirters
>>565531670Leftn't
>>565531605yeaSometimes your first option had always been the best onea reminder that if you fumbled your first love it's over forever
>>565531707I just woke up and missed betting on a Rudolf horse its over
>>565530860
>>565531602>>565531662I make good money shilling her and Oru over here.Just look the other way.
Post yfw you don't know the shame of being so notorious that you drag down the reputation of 29 other people down with you.
sex with
>>565531930
>>565531930>>565531956Like in real life, the namespace is blank
Uma&Co are cultist in reality, join if you are bored and want some new fun.
...kingu
>>565531986I already prepared the sacrifice to Umoloch brother, let's wait for the next blood eclipse as usual[/spoilerr]
>>565530998>If you're blocke-"RAAAAAAAAAAGH GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twsq2ydLIZk
>>565532137>[/spoilerr]
UMADash is recruiting 1 oji-san. Comfy relaxed place, do 30M/month, then fuck off, no one gives a shit. We've been A+ since launch with these rules and while we purge leeches (Danchou loves the leech b& hammer) it's a fun place to be. Drop your ID if you're interested
>>565532105Kingu shouldn't be sexy.She should be a perfect ideal.
My first ever UG!
>>565531986>erp on thread>rp as a cultist in club>gets rp'd by umas during trainingwhat more would a trainer ever want, beyond akikawa cunnymanko
Uma&Co is recruiting 1-2 oji-san. Comfy relaxed place, try to do 20-25M/month. We've been A+ since launch with these rules and while we sometimes purge leeches (Danchou loves the leech b& hammer) it's a fun place to be.Drop your ID if you're interested
>>565532105Not big enough
To be fair, you want to be in a club with some drama attached to it.It makes you look like part of a motorbike gang.
>>565532232Congratz!>Front Runner Straightaways
>heebee-jeebiesThis is a word I haven't heard since forever
>>565532249>what more would a trainer ever want, beyond akikawa cunnymankoWhat do you think the sacrifices are for
more like uma&cocks because they're a bunch of fags
>>565532149>that bumpWhat skill would this be?
Join Uma&Co now
>>565532259
>>565532284Delinquents should be bannrd
>>565532284we should stop calling them danchos and start calling them banchos
>>565532297It was a mid career misclick because I was sleepy. I regret iy.
>>565532379>snitchingYOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE *rapes your unconscious body*
>>565526347>Inner scoop + NSM activatesSo this is the power
>>565532284I'm a bad guy..?
>>565532323torepipi you're in /uma/the entire general can't fit into 1 faggot club
>>565532232UG(ggggggggh you are SUCH a FAGGOT oh my loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooord)
>>565532372King sized
>>565532183>>565532256
>>565532232post d*ck
Uma Pizza Tower doko
>>565532536wrong umawhere is the foid
>>565532284Careful. If you hang out with troublemakers Yaeno Muteki will bare bottom spank you.
>>565532637MR ADVERTISERS WATCH OUT
>>565532627nooo.....
Races are in progress https://kick.com/b01doghosToday's graded races:G2 Keio Hai Spring Cup (Post Time 15:45 JST), 4YO and older only, 1400m Turf ,trial to the Yasuda KinenG3 Unicorn Stakes (Post Time 15:30 JST), 3YO only, 1900m Dirt, Trial for Tokyo Derby (not to be confused with Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby))
>>565532284smartest post from a chiyoposter ever
>>565532627The therapy money ran out...
>>565532637You can't post that
>>565532637
>>565532724don't threaten me with a good time
Wow, the non inherited version of Red Shift is weaker than I thought. Most of the extra duration is wasted. I guess this just shows why perfect proccs are so strong.Maybe I wont use Maruzen after all.
>Medium S>Tail Held High>All Chains Complete>Daring Strike>only get 1166 speed>no greens to patch it upHaha this is enough to bully graded B, r-right?
>>565532804G2 Keio Hai Spring Cup1.2.3. Sire side - Sakura Bakushin O; Dam side - Agnes Tachyon4. Dam side - Zenno Rob Roy5. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon6. Sire side - Fuji Kiseki7.8. Dam side - Special Week9. Sire side - Rulership, Air Groove; Dam side - Special Week10. Dam side - Sakura Bakushin O, El Condor Pasa11. Dam side - King Halo12. Sire side - Symboli Kris S13. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week14.15.16. Dam side - Zenno Rob Roy17. Sire side - Grass Wonder18. Dam side - Grass Wonder
>>565532149Much deserved push, Goal Oriented was disrespecting the fuck out of him. If I was Clever Again's jockey I'd be pissed though cause it looked like he was in a good spot
>>565532615It was a Fuku highroll
>>565532897you get the full accleration though compared to the inherited
>>565532874This is a punishment! If you start getting turned on I'll have to upgrade your punishment to a paddling.
Grand Daughter of Cesario, Grand Grand of Special Week and Grand Grand Grand Grand of Maruzensky Trinity wins the Yaguruma Sho
Looking for a chill club. Took a break and want to get back into the game866113422739
>>565532946G3 Unicorn Stakes1. Dam side - Mejiro Ryan2. Sire side - Espoir City3. Sire side - El Condor Pasa; Dam side - Furioso, Sakura Bakushin O4. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe5.6. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe7. Sire side - Grass Wonder; Dam side - Fuji Kiseki8. Sire side - El Condor Pasa9. Dam side - El Condor Pasa10. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon11. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe12. Sire side - El Condor Pasa
>>565532897looks like it's 25% stronger, which is not bad at all. You could just go hard on velocity because accel is just no longer an issue
>>565532351Burning spirit GUTS
2003 5980I hope I set everything up correctlyrandom mood
having so much fun with him my TP is starting to hit 100 now
Manhattan Cafe is the werewolf!
>>565533417Sorry I need those stats for my Trianee
>>565533518what the fuck they were thinkingI always die inside a little when I choose top
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>>565533354>no debuffers
>>565533596Triple Ace gaming is back baby!
>>565533354one more?
>>565533354ouchI was rapedthat's enough for tonight
>>565533774Ok, one more before bed.8975 1065
i started watching the nakamura-kun anime as a joke but now i hate how much im enjoying it
>>565532897Maruzensky doesn't need another accel, so you can take 0.25 speed uniques. If you are into CBT, you can make a pace maru with Satono, NY Opera and Ogurin inherits
>>565533953Why the negative stigma what's it about
American Pharoah's son Realize Camion wins the Koremasa Stakes
>>565533889Thanks for the rooms.I think I am CM ready.
>>565534151cute but gay boys
>>565533889less rapedmaybe I have a chance
>>565534194Oh no.he's starting to enjoy it
>>565533953That was me when I started Hetalia plenty of years ago, and effect boosted by a lot after I watched Free! when it was airing.God how much I enjoyed Free! is unreal
>>565534173""""Japanese"""" Horse
hey
The stories about you and the umamusume are so very interesting.
>>565534173This is basically an American invader
>>565534570
dacchis I'm really liking the moving past strat on pacesif my front loses the frontwars pace can proc absolutely everything and rape, unique will always proc too since you're overtaking dying frontsway better than running 2 fronts ngl
Thanks for the tips, fellas. Went rogue with uma and had to make do with the cards I had, but it worked out more or less. The skills missions are gonna be a pain in the ass
Here comes the raped\/
I want MANT to be over not because runs take too long but so I can go back to training ends and lates and also not have to stack fucking tons of mile sparks
To celebrate the beginning of a new month with my Mambros I will flatline today
>>565534570hey>>565534812this HAS to be considered as two runaways right
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>>565534818Did Mambo get a new danchou?
If /umaJP/ is our terminally ill dad and /vm/a is our rebellious but ultimately good little bro, what is um/a/ to us?
Would you ride the Stay Gold taxi?https://x.com/hakuichi_koho/status/2050414759112265742?s=20
>>565534932Aneue
>>565534927In 3 days
Stay Gold's Grandson Meiner Full Moon wins the Tainagawa Tokubetsu
>>5655349273 (2.5) more days until our current danchou gets auto kicked
>>565535005>>565535062What if danchou logs on just before to cuck you guys
