Stab Edition>NewsNew community MvM tour: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=270245>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>567909737
who mass reported the last thread? grow up
>>568309986>blessed by quadsthis is the thread
>>568310040you already know the answer to that
>>568309986based OPnow, mvm updetto soon?
jan jan status?
3 NIGASON CART
>>568310118>those thighssexo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>568310448Immaculate image. Beautiful image. Should be featured in an OP, if only fags weren't such fags
>>568310448should've been the OP pic instead desu, we even lost the shupo cameo
AI-generated cosmetics when?
>>568310040someone very jelly
>>568310105I think it might be worseI think it could be a spiteful custodian
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>568309986Yup this is the thread. You just know the other guy spend 20 minutes refreshing every 5 seconds waiting for his chance to make his thread with the coomer OP.
>>568313960um sister I think you should take a closer look at the image
>>568313613Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>568312874>map creator not from the poorium when using a random AI image hidden away as a gag>"bruuuuh wtf i'm gonna send death threats to you GET RID OF THIS MAP!">poorium when using AI to slop up new death of an art style cosmetics>"omg YAS MY SISTAH AI WON BIGLY!!!"
>>568314710this but also shupos yordles olivias and bunnies
>>568312874>It definitely seems like some janitor has it out for us specifically because there's threads up right now with a hundred times worse imagespayment, salary status for being here all day?
>>56831422990% of this pic is tf2 related with only a small amount of coomer instead of the other way around.
>>568312874Floydie became a janny.
>removed the third timeSkinner won.
>deleted >7>already back at being obsessed and massreporting the thread
>>568315219>a-at least it's not the whole picture...You still lost, it's in the OP, no amount of r-word spam will change that.
>>568315219Should've been the other way around.
>>568309986Epic thread sister, thanks for always being online and making these art edits of team fortress 2! next time don't forget to you put your steam group into the OP!https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>568309986It's funny watching videos from 2014 and seeing how shit everyone is at the game compared to today
>>568309986this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>568320458This unironically, her art is great. Transformative, mindbending even.
>remembered the pre-nerf eviction notice being a fun weapon>equip it to try and relive the glory days>health drain actually makes me want to stop playingStupidest balancing decision ever made, right next to the bison nerfs.
>>568326154Don't try to use it like GRU where you hold it up for minutes. Just score a melee hit and swap to Minigun to try a back jump rev. It's meant to be a momentary thing and life drain simply deter you from wielding it for a prolonged time.I'd definitely suggest Dalokoh's bar as a secondary when running EN and look for opportunities to dive bomb a group on the objective from above.>bison nerfsIt still deals a good amount of burst to airborne targets. It's not as bad as you think if you have a keen eye for air juggles with LL. These moments are so rare though. It takes a while to get used to its quirks and flick shots while you are at it.
>>568328815you can still get a tiny amount of utility form them, but that doesn't mean the nerfs were at all justified.
When did Yurop suddenly become good?
>play Medic>locate tranny players>refuse to heal them>if they ask, say "detransition first and then you'll get heals">repeatOnly fun thing left to do in this game.
MvM update in 2 weeks
Is "Engie who refuses to upgrade this teleporters" a cool new TF2tuber thing or is Casual just such a dumpster fire that people think they can get away with this?
>>568335142There are countless terrible Engineers that just don't build teleporters at all. Like they don't get that spawn rooms have infinite metal and that building teleporters is one of their primary jobs somehow.
>>568335142I think it's a bieffect from people switching to engi to level the tele for him that causes that as a disservice so newer players expects that to just always happen
Did Zesty win yet?
>He hasn't enabled soundspraysI hope you newfigs don't do this.
>>568335690Probably because the only people left playing this are trannies and nons. It would hurt the non's izzat to build something that could help the team.
>>568343502What are sound sprays?
>>568345640Built in opt-in micspam that works on any server that isn’t sv_pure 2steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2342658939
>>568315318If that's the case, tf2g might finally be saved. Demofloyed finally got a good job
fat brown beaner ^
>>568346226but I opt out of all micspam
>>568347086Seething pink skin.
>>568347912You are not going to make it.
>>568346253Viva, how is your grocery store going to compete with Amazon and Whole Foods now doing online deliveries? It seems like you're going to lose a lot of business from this unless you adapt.
The next post must be TF2 related or your mother will die in her sleep!
>>568351591konata.....
>>568351591ambassador...
>>568351591This has nothing to do with TF2.
>>568351591This has everything to do with TF2.
>>568352498retard>>568353042correct
Reminder to filter anons
>>568356706It has an anime girl in it which disqualifies it from being TF2 related.
@grok code me a bug fix for the sandman ball not bonking people and send it to valve thank you very much
>>568329010don't pay him any mind, he's the village idiot. read the last lines for proof
wobbly clapcakes in tf2
>>568351591>i'm a transgendered spy main and this is my mod
>>568351591I think I saw you ingame, your ip said it connected from israel right?
>>568367310>>568367853can you obsess somewhere else
>>568368813don't reply to his bait
>>568351591You call that an ambassador? Now THIS is an ambassador
>>568369606zased
>>568369606good subject matter, but it doesn't fit the etched style like the konata does
>>568369606embarrassador
>>568370556Emphasis on "ass"
>>568370652NOW we're talking
>>568370652ok you got me, that's actually a neat detail
Is there any reason to use anything at all other than the crossbow as Medic? Syringe guns seem to be hard coded to miss every shot even after lots of practice and the insane healing from the crossbow doesn't hurt either.
>>568372306depends on your goal. if your goal is to play efficiently/win at any cost, then yes the only choice is crossbow. if your goal is to have fun trying out bizarre things, then yes the other medic primaries can fit in
>>568370652sex
Do mods even work on valve servers
>>568372306Syringe guns can be situationally useful against Scouts, Pyros, and Spies but otherwise the crossbow is better.
>>568372493I don't find not hitting anything fun so I guess I'll go with the crossbow.
>>568372306not really, no. the crossbow was mindlessly added without consideration of how it's better than the syringe guns in 100% of scenarios, and allows medic to be strong at long range spam when that was never his role.syringe guns are best when you're back-pedaling down an enclosed corridor where you don't have to try and lead your shots, and the enemy gamer has a limited space in which to evade your shots>>568372703cosmetic ones, yes, though you usually need to use a pre-loaderaudio mods and huds don't need to do that step though
>>568372703They do if you use the preloader workaround
If I see an ally Medic holding a syringe gun at all I just automatically assume that it's over
The 4 horseman of "it's over" (almost guaranteed to be a tard team)>Quick-Fix Medic>Demoknight/hybridknight>5+ pick classes>Engineers that do nothing
>>568373130>>568373280>summer update releases>"fixed a work around for mods being used in offical valve servers">another game breaking bug is introduced
>>568374583Revised for accuracy>Pocket Medic who won't heal you when you're on death's door while their pocket is at full overheal hiding behind a corner>Trolldier/Demoknight>3+ pick classes>2+ Engineers with 0 teleporter exits
I see Pyro called an easy class but it's the only one I go 1:1 KD with. It's just impossible to do enough damage and escape in any sort of fight, you have to hold M1 on an opponent for longer than anybody to ensure they die, there's a ton of anti-afterburn stuff if you don't, and he doesn't have serious escape options for when it's time to do the "run" part of hit and run. The only exception to this is Phlog+SS which is cancer and barely feels like playing the game.
https://youtu.be/BtTsy1tjcToPhoneyland boys and girls... this slander shall not stand!
>>568375141backburnerjetpackpowerjackplay like you're spygo watch a notscarybroccoli video about backburner pyro
>>568375517Genuine, strange, unusual Panic Attack inducing videoWe as a community need to be better
The 4 horseman of "we're so back" (almost guaranteed to have a good time)>2 soldiers>2 scouts>1 demoman>1 medic
>>568375517>My video? Worthless
>>568375517He doesn't like Phoneyland???GRRRR quickly, send gore to this man's house! I want him to suffer NOW!
>>568375517>nooo emporium stop owning this game REEEE !!Jajajaja I can't wait for this map to get added
>amusement parks did NOT EXIST in the 70s!!!!
it exists =/= it should be in the game
>>568379214Trans S. Wright
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3732569837Spytech kino is dropping...
>>568378710>tow game modeGood or bad gameplay wise, nobody will be playing it anyway as it's banished to the Misc section>inb4 they spam Eric demanding he puts it under payload
>>568309986did an olivia request for the last drawpilehttps://imgchest.com/p/pg73q92lo4r
>>568372306There are but their role are a bit situational.Blutsauger is great for close combat if you can keep control of health kits to deny them, because someone smart will use it against you. Overdose is great when you need to ditch your pocket or damage surf with crouch-jumps. Only stock Syringe Gun seems useless but it can have its moments when you take control of health kits around your Sentry nest.>>568375141Start by using the shotgun and combine it with air blast to take cover behind corners. If you can't wrap your head around that, just equip Phlog then move on to Backburner.
>>568375141https://youtu.be/4ojStMs161c
>>568379559now scout, engineer, sniper, medic, pyro, demoman, and heavy!
>>568380619https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/1e/Medic_cheers01.wav
>>568380619the shadows on the foxu are very well donenow do well-worn
If the Emporium actually made a Dustbowl style map>(custom announcer) Yeehaw partners! Thanks for givin a helpin hand today against these doggone varmints. The administrator told me some you boys and pyros would be helpin me out with this here gold. Mission begins in 60 seconds. How you been doin Engineer?
thread and general are deader than normal what happened
>>568381469we're all busy group gooning
>>568369606what mod is that, if its a vtf/vmt edit I will use it, one thing I've noticed about source spaghetti is that tf2 doesn't break vtf and particle mods with sv pure but mdl mods can break though
>feel most at home on the degenerate furry servers
>>568381308>Q-list internet "voice actor" trying to make it if he tries doing his best "manly" voice in what is probably his mom's bathroom in between tweeting about trans rights
>>568380619epic pornographic drawings of the child from the tf2 comics sis
>>568381308>Now fellas, no need to panic...but y'all only got 30 seconds to cap that there point...so pardon my French, but *voice crack* GET ON THAT POINT NOW! Especially you Scout, you cap twice as fast!
>Remains the gold standard for TF2 voice acting
>>568382486that's a weird way to depict pd_watergate
>>568378868pablo...
>>568382486Can we all agree that 2025 was the sloppiest year ever for maps? Between Gavle, Matterhorn, Aquarius, Demolition, Nutcracker... The Halloween maps were so bad that I blocked them all from my memory and don't even remember them.
>>568382486gotta get them nuts cracka lacking!
>>568382591Erm, that's AI slop...
>>568380619Many are unboxing this
>>568380619
>>568381308https://youtu.be/nSFGxZWhDQkhttps://youtu.be/YfIPnEUv1eIhttps://youtu.be/iVJM3sUui3AWho's ready for more announcerkino?
>>568383273>no mobster announcerT to the R to the A to the S to the H
>>568383273The last one being such an obvious Sean Connery impression is cute... but ehhh
https://vocaroo.com/17guNEQj6Gun
>>568383758yeah this desu>no voiceline about giving the other team a little slapit could've been this close to kino
>>568383982Give this "man" a 20% cut of key sales and "experience in voice acting" on his CV!
Ah yes, the yellow team
>>568384565you could call me... yellow mobstuh!
>>568384565this is just bioshock infinite: the map
RATATATATATATATA-PHONEYRATATATATATATATA-AFROPHONEY AFRO! PHONEY AFRO!WORKSLOP WORKSLOP WORSKLOP AFRO!
>>568384749That's just Fat Tony from the Simpsons
>>568385098kino game kino map
why didn't they roll back flamethrowers to how they worked originally, once it was apparent that the blue moon and jungle inferno changes weren't working?
>>568389212who the fuck plays pyro and would care?
>>568389671thousands, perhaps tens of thousands
>>568387256>trve thread is deleted for nsfw>this is allowed to continue existing despite having 0 to do with tf21984 /tf2g/ janny
https://x.com/CSGO500/status/2059318646548390019FOR TF2 WHEEEEEN!!!!! TOTAL! POORIUM! DEATH!
I started reminiscing about how I used to play before MYM and I recalled that I barely even touched quickplay, except for the first month or so. Whenver you hit quickplay the game would go like "Searching for servers that meet your criteria.... 1000... 2000... 3000... 4000... 4100... 4200... 4300... 4349... You're on your way to Upward!". Then I just realized the game would shove you into private servers, which was the norm for most multiplayer games back then, but it also meant I could find a match way faster in the browser. So I just curated a small list of favorites: a 24/7 Turbine with 32 players, a cp_orange, and another with a random selection of payload. And there were always people on those servers too.This is to say I think if valve was to bring quickplay back it would just fall on its face. It took years for those servers to develop and then that whole ecosystem got sterilized after 2017. You open the server browser now and 90% of servers are empty. The bulk of TF2 players at this point don't venture into the browser like that. I think it would leave many pro-quickplay people with a bitter after taste, and the casual players that have only known +2017 TF2 would be all smug and say "heh I told you so, we should be even more like overwatch"A revert won't work at all, valve would need to really dedicate a ton of man hours to get it right.
>>568390284trve, the true tf2 patriots just want old server settings, not quickplay
>>568369606DAMN
>>568390174On the workshop but wont ever happen.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2967686869
>>568390174One day...
>>568380619based as fuck
>>568387256baby making sex with elizabeth
>>568381592https://gamebanana.com/mods/459498You can even customize which side you want the ass on
>get a crit headshot>killcam shows a Sniper named "Bowie_Knife99" looking upward as if it's a bot
>>568391469>get a headshot as sniper>move mouse straight up to look like a bot
>>568391047Sister you can install mods to do this already to stop the envy
>first SeriousMartin returns>now Red Robot is also backWe are going to live forever!
>>568391928Ye but the mods aren't perfect and have annoying bugs
>>568392141sucks to suck
>>568392068I don't know who your fucking daffy pals arehttps://youtu.be/Ke0hAW7qYX4?t=26
lol
>>568390150>Jannies are faggotsThe sky is blue.That beth pic is super shit too.
>>568390150>>568392508It's really just a small group of very loud porn addicts doing this shit thoughbeit
>>568335142They watched that Uncle Dane vid where you NEED to swap to engi at spawn and upgrade their teles so now expect that someone does it every match
>>568392617It's cute how you don't realize (you) are the very small group in this situation
>>568392508Is there something I could do to be better next time?
>>568392685ur very loud and tiny
>>568392979Sorry, I can't hear you. Was that a fly buzzing by?
You were loud and tiny, and now you're dead! Amen...
>>568392979Unfortunate truke
I'm big (where it matters)
>>568393232meant for >>568392685
ctf_moonman
>>568393361https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/7e/Soldier_no01.wav
>>568392685Yeah, does he need a other IP wipe to prove the fag complaining about porn all day is all one guy again? We've all seen it a dozen times
>>568393361trve
>>568393232OopsMeant for>>568392685My bad
>>568393423https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e1/Sniper_yes01.wav
>>568392716I don't like most 3d model smut.Don't take it personally.
>>568392979byeah
>>568393634Ah, fair enough
>>568390150>>trve thread is deleted for nsfwNot because it was linked one post before 750?
>>568395106No, that's not really a rule that's enforced unless it's super early ( they don't care if it's one post early) or it's causing people to flood the board with multiple threads. No, instead it's one butthurt faggot spamming off topic / nsfw reports on anything he doesn't like and one mod enabling him (as evidenced by the posts complaining about him earlier being wiped)
>>568311086Speaking of which, here's your edit as requested
Plus, a bonus
>>568397090Fine work.Next OP material right here.
>>568396712>>568397090based
>>568395713>"everyone who doesn't want coom filth to be the topic of every discussion is x, y, or z insult"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifaoKZfQpdA
Another day another stop on Turbine with the Phlog
>>568398346bratty ms pauling correction
>>568397876>I-I'm not samefagging I swear *gets banned again and has every post wiped clearly showing him samefagging*https://youtu.be/ymHyOmlUlP0?t=4
>>568398346bratty fempyro correction
>>568398475i'm begging you to go outside
>>568398346sex
>>568398962You first, you spend all day here
>>568399213thankfully no, focus on urself g
>>568398346bratty fempyro correcting bratty ms pauling with uhh, "completion" torture
>>568399568She could do it with just one finger
>>568398346Whoi's puro?
>>568399982You're blind if you think that y looks like a u
>>568399347>reverts to the exact same posting style lmao you're so bad at samefagging
>>568400204Apologize.
>>568400498Sorry anon you're right, I blinded that one
>>568399958they don't call it the hot hand for nothin'
it's MISS paulingnot MS pauling
>>568401104Anon... Ms is short for Miss
>>568401168"ms" is prounounced "mizz""miss" is pronounced, well, do i really need to explain the differencethey're different words
at least this bait is new
He's so perfect bros
>>568401284you're right, i was just lazy
>>568401284Ms being pronounced differently is simply due to its phonetic difference in getting rid of the vowel, it is literally the shortening of Miss.Are you so retarded you think Mrs. and Missus are different words?
show me official sources where she's referred to as ms and not miss
>>568401419google "miss vs mrs vs ms" dumbassmiss is for young unmarried womenmrs is for married womenms is for (typically older) women regardless of marital status
>>568401637They can be used in different contexts, yes, but they are derived from the same word and mostly interchangeable. Google it yourself, retard
>>568402238I did google it retard, that's why I'm right and you're still coping
>>568397876>spends the entire night blatantly samefagging xer own post>banned and IP wiped again
>>568401465https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e7/Spy_highfive06.wav
>>568401637
>>568402305You clearly didn't or you listened to the AI slop answer because you're making a retard out of yourself for even trying to argue about this.
Am I crazy or was there a zesty vidro or ufr stream where they reacted to solarlight complaining people don't respect demoknight in competitive?I tried looking for it but can't seem to find such a thing
>>568401465>>568403549Apologize.
>>568403851>>568404315de_stroyed his ass
>>568403851>Mx.credibility lost
>>568403851>Grammarly literally states the difference between Ms. and Miss>Still trying to pretend they're the same exact honorificLolLmao even
>>568404315excellent. now show me how many times it instead refers to her as miss
>>568404675That's not the screenshotted portion, don't deflect now.
>>568404992>also states Miss was historically used interchangeably before Ms. existed and you can still use it interchangeably >still trying to pretend you can't refer to Ms. Pauling as both LolLmao even>>568405029Goalposts moved, take your L
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Miss_Pauling
Boy I sure do love me some tf2 discussion
Miss Pauling
>>568405389>>568404315
miss me with that gay shit pauling
>>568405442what's the >3dpd equivalent but when you think real 3d women are inferior to fake 3d women
>>568405269>Goalpostsi know you're not gonna heed this, but the point was to illustrate how she is referred to as miss vastly more often than ms even in official sources, not that none exist
>>568405586it's still 3dpd
>>568405586https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GxkeVxsaBgA
/tf2g/ xisters will spam anime girls they wanna fuck for years but don’t even know how to properly address a lady LMAO
Awful idea that just came to me: A rocket launcher with backblast, how would that work? very short range "hitscan" blast out the back that minicrits while the rocket itself is more reduced damage? I have no idea what this would do
>>568405635>i know you're not gonna heed this, but the point was to illustrate how she is referred to as miss vastly more often than ms even in official sources, not that none existBecause thats literally not what you said>>568401465>show me official sources where she's referred to as ms and not missYou were claiming no sources for Ms. existed at all, if you weren't moving the goalposts you would've stated outright >show me more official sources where she's referred to as ms than missbut you didn't, so now you have to move the goalposts to try and save face
>>568406086it would cause cheaters to use goofy fov so they could just play while walking around backward to get guaranteed minicrits
>>568406086also kek at the only item on the workshop with backblast in its name is a fucking demo hat, I have a good basic silloette for the rocket launcher: Fat ass, brass like a trumpet a bit, bit snubbier front maybe, lays over the shoulder and a smaller viewfinder, its brass because its ass is like a trumpet
told ya you wouldn't
>>568406415yeah and miss all the rockets, watch for backblast idiot said sun tzu
>>568406607I accept your concession, goalpost mover
>>568406697don't you mean ms all the rockets
>>568406391he said sources, plural
>>568406775maybe, I just think it would be funny. also accidentally fucking nuking a spy about to backstab you while standing in place would be funny but again its their fault for getting behind the guy wiht the backwards brass funnel and not expecting to be fried
>>568406415point is it would be funny as fuck, also real close range for that shit. dont know much for positives outside of the backblast since I already covered explosion radius with primordial but less damage for greater knockback on self and enemies seems like a fittingish path to add on (-20%)
anyways quickly throwing out some engineer shit for metal play, would likely work better as a wrench just so you can't have 3 mini sentries, also in general a nerf to dispensers and healers against you would work well, just doing this shit because bored
>>568408118There we go, now it sucks ass.
>>568408118Widowmaker engineers would have a field day with this one>>568408480This one too
>>56840863210 shots, just have to keep away from any sentry you set up so you don't get one shotted by a random rocket
https://files.catbox.moe/ornxic.mp4more peak scout gameplay
>slightly interesting smg concept from facebook of all placesThe full health stat literally does not matter since after the first bullet it goes wack, but having it be 1 or 2 seconds damage down on that target before the damage reverts to normal would be a way to fix it, still sad that this is one of the more interesting smgs I have seen besides 3 bullet
>>568411095This is just a straight upgrade to the cleaners carbine and probably stock too but I dunno what shooting for way too long means
>>568411569probably like shooting for 3 seconds or something without letting go for half a second, but still better written than the "Replaces stock with an smg that gives you more max health" bullshit
>>568411095too complicated, make it like the shahanshah>+dmg% on targets below 25-33% hp>-dmg% on targets above 25-33% hp>%smaller clip size>-50% ammo capacitygood finisher weapon, dogwater for attacking people not on the verge of death. trying to get people low with the smg to finish them with the smg will only make you empty your mag and waste your small ammo supply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6612ijXtwM
Should I use the Tomislav or the Minigun?
>>568418556minigun, tomislav lets you play flank heavy but a good scout will no diff a heavy if he gets the drop on him so it's way too risky
>>568418556I've been seeing a lot of bad shotgun heavies. Just don't do that.
>>568419256oh and btw if you have a med up your ass this problem is solved, so if you're flank heavy with a med, you're basically unbeatable in an average pub anyway
>>568418556tomislav if there's an engi spamming minisentriesstock is better in all other applications>but the joey slapnuts video said the tomislav was betteryeah, the video testing things in a perfect lab environment which is nothing like what happens in an actual match, and only when two heavies start shooting at each other at the same timestock simply has higher dps. the 20% extra accuracy on the tomislav does not mean 20% more bullets landed on target, nor does it equal 20% more dmg; you're always going to have to contend with the 20% slower firing speed though, which IS effectively -20% dmgsilent rev is also a meme and overinflated in terms of its usefulness. if you're trying to be a stealth heavy all alone camping a corner and the silent rev is making or breaking whether you die or not, you're not only bad at heavy, you're playing him wrong. people in casual are practically deaf, they're not going to notice the whine of a minigun spinning, they're going to be paying attention to everything else. even good players are not going to hear you over the din of gunfire and explosions from people actually fighting, as long as you aren't trying to play fat spy.meanwhile stock just does more dmg, and it destroys sentry guns faster during uber pushes, which is much more relevant than being able to spam at medium range a little better. you want to get close as heavy for maximum damage ramp-up so you can delete the other team as fast as possible, not plink at them a little better.I stg, there's gonna be that esl-babble guy saying the exact opposite, while telling you to do something stupid like run the chocolate bar with the eviction notice so you can like, rush down a guy to score a melee hit for the speedboost that lasts a second, so that you can jump-rev into the enemy team
>>568419701I play engi a lot more than Heavy and I definitely agree about the sentries. A good engi will love seeing a tomislave heavy
>call out spy main faggot for running away constantly to backstab my unaware teammates and using the kunai>says something idiotic in chat like "WAAAH IM BEING BEATEN BY THE WEAKEST CLASS"spy mains truly are something else, they genuinely think that the class doesn't exist without the kunai so if you call them out for using it, it's an attack on their class
all spy mains use autostab scripts
>>568420651i hate spytrannies. they play like massive faggots and they all abuse kunai
>>568418556Both work, but I prefer the Tomislav. The added mobility and faster spin-up time are much more forgiving when you get ambushed. You're still probably going to die, but sometimes it lets you survive fights you definitely would've lost with the stock minigun.Sure, stock deals about 10-15% more damage, and you pretty much have to run it whenever you're facing a wall of engineers, but the tommy is just more versatile overall.>>568419701I agree that the silent spin-up is overrated; 99 times out of 100, standing around a corner revved up with stock wouldn't have made a difference anyway. But the silence is actually useful when the enemy already knows you're in the area. A loud spin-up betrays your exact position to anyone listening, but a silent spin-up forces them to guess.
>>568418556Secky Bex
>>568423037they can hear the belt of the tomislav rattle when you rev up from across the map, it's louder than the minigun rev by a noticeable margin
>>568413470kino
>>56841242133% is likely the best one
>>568419701>score a melee hit for the speedboost that lasts a second, so that you can jump-rev into the enemy teamSpeed boost last about three seconds, making you faster than Scout for a brief moment and I said backward jump rev after scoring the hit, not towards them. That's the only situation where EN shines.>I stg, there's gonna be that esl-babble guy saying the exact oppositeNo. I'm a big fan of stock but thanks for reference.>>568418556Definitely stock Minigun. As other anon stated, silent rev is overrated and tighter accuracy can be replicated if you pace shots with quarter second delay between.As for ambush play style, you can pretty much do that while wielding any shotgun, just to swap and jump rev up when you are close enough. In case you missed that opportunity and had to dash out a little late to put distance then just don't jump rev after switching to Minigun that's all.While silent rev is nice on its own, you can use a loud Minigun sound to bait Spy around to decloak when you cut it abruptly too.All other stuff that anon said about damage output also apply. A good Engineer will laugh at you when you wield Tomislav.
Melee base damage shouldnt 2 shot light classes
I agree, it should 1 shot light classes
>>568429160just stay away
>>568430458go go gadget melee extender
went back to the wrench after so many years of using the jag and it's so much better
>>568434252ascend and become a southern hospitality chvd
How funny would it be if they inexplicably added bleed to the enforcer without tweaking anything else about it?
>>568434741Redpill me on it
I don't understand why minigunbros are so insecure they constantly need to compare their favorite gun to Tomislav.
>tomislave
>>568402612>>568398475What causes this level of dedication to being wrong
>>568438550Demofloyd has posted gay porn, gore, children, on multiple occasions but he still thinks he's the moral beacon. It's not even "being wrong", it's flat out antisocial personality traits like narcissism and sociopathy. His tiny penis gets hard from any type of attention, including negative. It's behavior like this that requires special intervention.
>>568440437>It's behavior like this that requires special intervention.that's what I've been saying, rangeban colombia from this board when
>>568435104luv killin spoisate pie-rohsSimple as
>>568440743What's wrong with Colombia?
[TF2] 100 days of Mobster (2:09:14)1.7M views
[TF2] 100 days of Bing Onions (4:18:37)11M views
all staged btw
[TF2] 100 days of Zesty Jesus Losing (22:58:13)132M views
It's Phoneover
>>568454416Artstylechuds...we're so fvarking BACK
>>568454416>Removed comments from the workshop pageLMFAO what's the matter empxissies, can't take some criticism?
eric sir please... i need mi pesos...
>>568454416brb gonna write a letter to eric asking him to do something about the harassment campaign against me on youtube
@claude how to convince eric smith to add tow_phoneyland into tf2 em português
When is Colombia getting a map?
>>568455272Ask him about the MvM and Heavy updates while you're at it
I spent $800 on a flamethrower but not for the reason you think.>play game for almost 20 years>proficient at pretty much every class>no matter what I'm playing on what map one thing consistently annoys me>spies>whenever I'm trying to play the game some spy sitting nearby in C&D stabs me>"good" spies just abuse interp and lag for facestabs>fundamentally spy is a class that doesnt play the game>even sniper has to aim at you rather than wait around invisible until you're trying to fight>decide to buy an energy orb whatever gaudy unusual flamethrower>whenever there is an annoying spy on the enemy team I equip it, go pyro and die in spawn>this baits other players into looking at it>about 60% of the time they will go pyro just to use this weird expensive thing>team is now full of pyros shitting fire all over the map>without fail this makes spy harder to play because it doesnt require skill to bathe the terrain in fire>spy is either fucked over and switches or tries to play and gets exposed more often>if he dies he gets to watch someone in an orange gibus and an $800 gun in the killcam, shitting all over his ego>never have to play pyro myself because this works so well
If you want to kill spies just pick soldier with shotgun. There's almost nothing they can do about it.
>>568438550obsession and mental illnesshe doesn't even play tf2, yet spends his entire day samefagging on the general
So what is exactly wrong with phoney? The game already has many carnival maps and quite a few pier maps. Seaside old timey carnival doesn’t seem out of place to me
>>568461260It's shit
>>568461137Why would he be on here if he doesn't play TF2?
>>568461260Why would anyone waste time telling you anything you could easily look up? Shut up bitch.
>>568461260Yeah nobody plays on the other carnival maps. Pier is the only one that is played consistently and it’s fairly laid back in its carnival theme, only really leaning fully into it on last
>>568468247>wasting nametags on achievement items
>>568440437That just sounds like Viva
>>568468247>using a nametag on a cheevo itemholy fucking based
I can't get over how badly war paints were fumbled>anything not factory new looks terrible>factory new still looks like a gamebanana skin>most paints are just random patterns that "clip" on 60% of the guns>the other 40% it looks good on are shit nobody actually uses like the air strike>community paints designed to be holographic or shiny just arent>when this is fixed later, updates revert/break that>also breaks warpaints designed to fix the random pattern clip fix>took over 5 years to get more mundane paints people would willingly use that dont look like shitposts>still flashes briefly on spawn as if you remind you your warpaint is a mere skin>get rid of the most popular style (energy orb) for no reason>over half of all paints are holiday themed, therefore only appealing 1 month out of 12>paints are simultaneously too rare and too common so there's no motivation to make an economy for them>just fucking give up on implementing them at all eventuallyLike I dont know why you niggers are begging for a Heavy update or MvM update, Valve is fucking retarded.
>>568472136both have no redeeming features
>>568469272mii making sex with miis
>>568473105Not defending shitty skins, but creators also have to work with the shitty system Valve forces them to useThere's been attempts to get them to update the system so better skins can be made, but still nothing has been doneRIP Zippy Plow, my beloved
>>568457937>>568469272sex
>>568418556plap
>garbage spy switches to sniper and "suddenly" becomes a pubstomper
>>568454416>zesty reacting to that vidThere's no recovering from this phoneybros...
>>568440437>>568461137Again why are you this confidently painting someone wrong, it feels like you're talking about yourself
Moscow LAN 2026, whatever happened there...
>>568485980Uhhh it's not happening until August?
>946>no u no u no uYou sound like a broken record, don't you have another response?
>>568486532Are you going to have a mental breakdown after I asked you how you could be so confidently wrong?
>>568485908>raping is bad, don't do that
>>568487159>raping the EmporiumTrust me, you don't wanna
*wins massively in the marketplace of ideas*
>>568487643This sister, so much this!
>>568487643Next OP right here!
What's the dealio with Workshoppers and meme gamemodes
PhoneyLand? More like PhooeyLand!
The dumbest shit about this map is not calling it Phoney IslandThe joke is right there
>>568488841No they should have called it "literal shit from the butthole"
>>568488841it's not even on an island
>every single match has lochs now because ecelebsI swear people in this game are allergic to just aiming up. It's incredible the amount of long-range pipes you can get on stock/iron if you actually try. Competitive players learning that long-range pipes are powerful is the strangest thing I've ever seen because I thought it was common knowledge. Why are you even on Demoman if you can't aim up? He's an artillery unit. Stop playing every match at eye-level, I'm begging you.
>>568473105You forgot>Valve never made a CS:GO workbench type program for actually making war paints>they still expect creators to BUY a skin that already exists and then use fucking modding to replace its files to test it>this also means you have almost zero control over what the skin actually looks like, any requests for anything custom (even basic shit like albedo tint) are ignored>people who have tried to reverse engineer their JSON code and write the skin code themselves to do anything custom are also ignoredThis is the cause of 90% of the points on your list, they never cared enough to make war paints actually supportable by the community
I've seen like 5 "something special for someone special" messages in the last 2 days, is there a sale or something?
>>568489973Wait until June 1st and I guarantee you'll see 5+ in 1 day (because people that buy the ring are FAGS)
I hope it gets added to the gameIt looks good
>>568490312Hi Hoppkins :)
compGODS wonEmporiumGODS wonchudCACAS lost
>Uncomfortable amount of astroturfed spics themed update>the only server where you can playtest is on South America>The macaques is also responsible for shit like almost deleting tourney medalsSo it's safe to assume emporium worksloppers spics huh?, how they became so powerful?
>>568491120Low cost of living + not being able to afford new games so they gravitate towards free games like TF2
>>568491120Getting an item added to TF2 is a big deal to thirdies due to different currencies so yes
>>568435104you always two-tap spies with it since the bleed does enough dmg to guarantee that their cloak dmg resistance doesn't let them survive 2 stock wrench hitsdeadringer is still the deadringer and the kunai is still the kunai, but what can you do?
>>568419701>>568419993>>568428735>Tomislav is worse at destroying sentries A false propaganda made by engineer mains. Tomi is only worse against sentries at point blank range, which rarely happens unless you play on chokey maps like dustbowl. Like with everything else, Tomi deals more damage against level 3's at mid and long range, which is the usual range against engineer nests.
>>568454578>Well>Granary>Badlands>2fort>DustbowlThese are probably the high water marks of the style.
>>568461260meme gamemode destined to be shoved in the misc tab that nobody will play after it stops being featured, out of place artstyle and themeit's just more map bloat that wasn't thought out well--568461512see:-His tiny penis gets hard from any type of attention, including negative-obsession and mental illness
PHONEYLAND REMOVED FROM THE WORKSHOP>PHONEYLAND REMOVED FROM THE WORKSHOPPHONEYLAND REMOVED FROM THE WORKSHOP>PHONEYLAND REMOVED FROM THE WORKSHOPPHONEYLAND REMOVED FROM THE WORKSHOP
ok, I got curious enoughqrd on phoneyland please?
>>568493346Phoney bros......
>>568489358neither is coney island
>>568493346>It's realHOLY KEKTOTAL EMPORIUM DEATH
>>568493448>map gets uploaded onto the workshop>people have a meltdown
>>568493448>>568493149
>>568493346We did it reddit!!!
>>568493346100% just having it as hidden to dodge dislikes while zesty is streaming
>>568493501idk what that is
>>568493346Mobsterbros this is our chance!#Mobster4Summer2026
>>568493346TF2. IS. SAVED!!!
>Zesty gave the Emporium such a panic attack they hid the map out of fearThey fear Big Zony...
>>568493346Hi I have a job and don't obsess over TF2 drama, someone explain this to me
>>568495370https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b4ULg131PM
>>568495709lol sister
The truth is that the base game is too boring after years of neglect and Valve's rather conservative philosophy of introducing content so it's only natural players would favour these wacky, extravagant maps over Badwater Reskin #67The fact Robin ads them goes tp show he aknowledges this predictable tendency and condones it in lack of Valve-made content
mapper on the callOverlord kino incoming?
>>568495857pooium melty
>>568496306no ma'am
>>568496003>so it's only natural players would favour these wacky, extravagant mapsMost people updooting these maps don't even play the game, they just see new wacky thing on social media and think it's cool>over Badwater Reskin #67Yet the most popular maps are pre-2018 and follow the artstyle. Curious!>RobinRobin hasn't worked on the game in years lol
Holy fuck, this is like a public execution. Just stop, he's already dead.
>>568497015He is crying lmao you van hear him holding back tears Just admit the map was shit dawg and make something good next time
>>568493448>>568495370>Zesty calls the last summer updates "theme park" updates because the Emporium pushes a specific theme each year (South America, Underwater)>Emporium makes Phoneyland, a literal theme park map>It's as removed from TF2's artstyle as possible>Many people don't like it>They remove and hide comments>Small tf2ber recently made video criticizing the map>Zesty was just reacting to that video today>While he was streaming, they hid the map from the workshop>Zesty is now talking live with one of the mappers
>>568497385the small tf2ber video kinda blew up without zesty's influence, funnily enough. It was at like 10k views before Zesty, which is pretty funny
MOSSAD AGENTS ARE TRYING TO DDOS ZESTY
Eric please look for maps to add now while Phoneyland is hidden...
>>568498946*adds phonyland anyway because it looks kewl*
>>568493346https://youtu.be/ganvEgLNpLkEL DRAMA DEL MAPA PHONEYLAND DE TF2 ES INSANO
FUCKING SKYMINSLASHES TINY ASIAN PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!
#PAWG
Mein fuhrer... a second uber has hit the sentry nest
>>568501410Excellent!
>>568461260Agreed. Aquarius and Gavle are way fucking worse in terms of ugliness. Phoneyland isn't brilliant, but it feels /somewhat/ more smooth as a bend in the art style. Carnivals have a slight Americana and industrial quality, even if it's a little diminished. There's already pier levels in the game.
A few mappers behind Phoneyland had items accepted, so I'd say there's a 60-70% chance they're in contact with Valve and the map gets added anyway
>Eric goes looking for maps>"huh, I wonder what happened to that theme park map">"oh what's this, the mobster? guess I'll add that instead"Mobstah bros we're still in this
>>568497385>Small tf2ber recently made video criticizing the map>video is titled "Phoneyland Does Not Fit TF2's Art Style or Theme"Honestly I know what he means by this, TF2's artstyle is integral to its modern audience and a mildly ridiculous map with some fun colors would clash with the classic artstyle of the game.
What kind of image should I put on my Conscientious Objector?
>>568506685Your waifu's boobs or ass, or fempyro's boobs or ass
>>568493346>its realwhat the fuck happened? was the heat really too much i feel like they were just getting hate from doomertubers and here. reddit and twitter were on their side.while i was typing this i loaded into a server playing this map. shit is ass. thank god it was removed
>>568506685you know that to do
>>568508442Zesty was live reacting to a video criticizing the map when it happened, then one of the mappers joined the call and said that they hid it for damage control
>>568497385>>568508853>Zesty is now talking live with one of the mappersoh man i cant wait to watch the train wreck
>his circumcised little clitty is still having a meltyGEEEEEEEEG
>>568509004The mapper is pretty chill, don't expect Overlord-tier autism
>>568509098damn. well either way wish i was there to see the whole thing live. glad i caught the thread today and watched that video yesterday
>Sure, we break some balls here tonight. But I go way back *flashes Primeval Warrior*>In light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by artstyle fans>AND NOT WORKSHOP-ASS, PHONEYLANDING COCKSUCKAS THAT RUINED MY GAME>XHEY SHOULD FUCKING KILLBIND
>>568309986>chances high MVM update in the next few months>casual matchmaking getting changes>sources unknown>from zestyis he usually right about this stuff?
>>568510296It's common sense given that the recent Halloween updates caused the matchmaking system to shit itself. If Valve doesn't change it, there's a chance it breaks again on the MvM update, and people are going to be very pissed.
>>568510296no, but those claims are vague enough that they will probably happen anyway
>>568510296Seeing is believing. I don't see anything yet.
>>568510538>the recent Halloween updates caused the matchmaking system to shit itselfit genuinely sucks that the current playerbase were literally sperm in their dad's balls when this wasn't an issue, so they have no clue what a functional system looks likehalloween would happen and you'd join a valve server from the server browser, nothing broke
>>568510296new australiums status? no reward me no play.
>the animetranny thinks we are getting something other than the Phonytown map and MobsterGOD
>>568511065they do know what it looks like cause they've played other FPS games (ie. Fortnite) that DO function. I don't know why more people weren't pissed about that.
>>568511331that nigga probably wants emporiumtroon shit in wdym
>>568511403they literally cannot connect the two concepts>yeah that works but that's fortnite not tf2is their thought process
>>568510215You hear about the Workshop Godfather?He made them a map they couldn't navigate
The new maps from Classified were 10x better and more exciting that anything added to the game last year, it's not even close.
>>568505429https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xxY5eHuJFw>y'know something Jill, for the last 10 years all I have done was fill tf2 with community trash, I added gaudy unusuals for whales, I added emotes for dolphins, I dumped maps for the seasonable players>but this map, this map is for me>it's aight Phoney>is it done (the mvm update canceled)>it's done>aight then looks like a normal season update is in order, lets head to the workshop>come with me Eric, I got a pink cookie>aight so wheres the cookie>hey hey hey what the hell's going on where did the theme park map go >sorry Eric, phoney wasn't a part of our deal (the creator talked to who-must-not-be-named)
>>568511403To be fair a lot of people exclusively play TF2
>>568511825yeah but young people on twitter? like 13-17? i don't know man there are a lot of free games prying for their money
>>568510296MvM update is never coming.
>>568512137sex with mimi
Woah woah woah woah woahYou traded the dog? What did you do that for?
>>568512145I, however, am
>>568510296>MVM update in the next few monthslollamo even
>>568512137thought it said "breed more sentries"
>>568512137>mimi thighssexo
>>568512456*sobbing*He traded her for an unusual!
>>568512675That's what it should say
>>568512137>yeah but young people on twitter?Even worse, they don't even play games, they just watch essay videos then larp as fans
ctf_hallofdeath home...or at least it used to be before devs came in and fucked everything up
>>568513259>Even worse, they don't even play gamesi forgot this fanbase is like this too but i do feel like that statement is overblown to some degree.
>mimitranny
>>568511727Say what you will about the server crap, but they did a good job with the maps
>>568512137I watched Murder Drones recently and realized that Mimi Sentry is just V with a coat of paint. Kinda funny wouldn't expect those fanbases to merge.
>mimiBVLL
>>568512937mimi thighjob
>>568513639maybe J
>>568485908>>568494948
>>568512937mimi titjob
>>568513993Next OP right here
>>568512137A couple of years ago I briefly worked for an eSports production company that ran events primarily oriented at teenagers; the overwhelmingly most popular game was Valorant followed by LoL. When I talked to people and was asked what I played, I got alot of "oh, that FPS game right?" or "that gmod thing?" style responses. I don't pay much attention to TF2 drama but I find it odd that people involved in it are often underage b& and wonder why they chose to get involved with Source engine games. I think for any PvP game to be wildly popular nowdays it needs aggressive cash injection into its eSports scene by its parent company or other loaded sponsors. The eSports dream is a product just as much as the game itself is.Despite TF2's legacy I think it's a footnote to most people, especially those who only came of gaming age well after it released.
>>568513334they took this from youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIoh9lMQhuM
>feetfagopinion discarded
>>568513418you'd be surprised
>>568514249i had a similar experience as a kid when i would say my favorite games were half life and hl2, and other kids would be confused when i would say they paved the way for stuff like call of duty. granted i couldn't explain why beyond saying like, "they came before it" but still
>>568514119Seconded for next OP
>>568514119>>568516162it would be so awesome
>>568397090This one comes first
>>568514249>>568514249this is a very interesting/unique perspective but it makes sense with my own yeah. growing up i didnt know anyone into TF2 and only really got into it after high school. I'm guessing if most of the younger crowd are just posers, larpers, whatever. I guess the main cause would be funny GMOD vids (smg4 and the like) and the comics.
>>568516672seconded
Trans Furtress 2 hours
Chad Fortress 2 hours
>>568520238noooo the ball is messing up my epic rollout, delete it NOW
Ban Evasion 2 hours
>>568520815No
>>568520238Correct.
>>568521058>>568521149
it's hilarious that phoneyland didn't even get put into the game yet still made this big of a stink. as a purely *event* map it looked like it could be fun. far from wutville in terms of trash. retool it for scream fortress and there would be no issues had by anyone.
>>568521989>it's hilarious that phoneyland didn't even get put into the game yet still made this big of a stink.Same thing happened with those prop hunt maps, and those were seasonal maps
>>568520017yep
>>568522106making it known to valve that these maps are not wanted is the good idea, but then tards who worship tubers take it waaaaaaay too far and turn it into cutlure war-esque nonsense.
it's not really hilarious, nobody's laughingwutville at the end of the day is just a payload map that could be played in a regular rotationpeople would still have issues with it as a scream fortress map because it's gimmickslop that's immediately DoA once the season is over
>>568380619cute 'liviaI'm grabbing that Jack for my kyojiri folder, nice work
>>568522106>prop hunt mapsOh yeah, these used to be a thing. I genuinely forgor
/tf2g/ - hag konata resting her boobs on kyojiri olivia general
>Hoppkins is claiming he was doxxed over PhoneylandHow convenient!
>>568532004someone say hag konata?
>>568533541He said boobs, not ass>>568533574That's better
>>568533541wobbly
>>568533939Alright.
Trans Fortress 2 hours
>>568534429trvke
>>568534525Samefag
>>568534429many are saying this
>>568534621Many doesn't equal 1 person.
>>568534720You're right, how observant of you
>>568534429massive trvke
>>568534819This is edited.
Did phoneyland get taken down? Can't find it on the workshop. Aldo what the fuck did valve to to the workshop steam page it looks so ugly now
>>568535308Yep, they set it to private in the middle of Zesty's stream shitting on it
>190cope harder>>568535308>Did phoneyland get taken down?It's privated because of the drama going on today>Aldo what the fuck did valve to to the workshop steam page it looks so ugly nowhttps://steamcommunity.com/games/SteamWorkshop/announcements/detail/694261777025729019They just updated it and everyone hates it
>>568535308They took it down because it was being downvoted and not liking something = coordinated harassment. Valve has been contacted and everyone involved in the harrassment campaign will be dealt with accordingly.
>>568532852>same dude who helped chickenman reviewbomb razoldon's offshore map
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsOVRqPEgggKINO!
>>568533029>>568533541>>568533574>>568533645>>568534291sex
>568534380>568534591>568534720>568535190S to the P to the A to the M
>>568536737isnt that some Hawaii slop food
>>568536737Shup up.
>>568537120Yeah?
>>568537206What a TRANS edit.
>>568537206What a CHAD edit.
[Welcome aboard, Captain.]
>>568537426>>568537571>trans>chad these are the same things
>trans + chad = tradwow...
>(TEAM) TheEngineerIsEngiqueer : hey um could you maybe um stop telling us to do our job, that's um abuse or smth o algo...maybe we'll finally get a mann co. employee willing to do their job since the autobalance applications are open
>Strange PDA>Strange Jag>Strange Gunslinger>Strange Eureka Effect>Reset all Strange counts at the same timeThe idea was that this way my PDA would track my total sentry kills, and then my different engie melees would track which type of sentry got which proportion of my total sentry kills(for example 1000 sentry kills on PDA, Gunslinger has 300 sentry kills)Anyway the weird thing is after a week of the above setup I've noticed that the counts are wrong>Jag 193 sentry kills>Gunslinger 22 sentry kills>Eureka Effect 0 sentry kills because I haven't ninjaneered yetwhich should be 215 sentry kills total, but my PDA says it has 219 sentry kills? Has anyone else encountered this kind of shit before, do engie's Strange melees count their sentry kills a different way from the PDA or what?>Inb4 "you fucked up"I reset everything at the same time, there's no chance that I accidentally reset the PDA early and grabbed 4 sentry kills before resetting everything else
>>568541136>Strange Eureka Effect
>>568542726nope
epic screenshot farm, see you on r/tf2 with a hundred updooterinos
>faggot still report spamming on every post he doesn't like
>>568543391
Strange Professional Killstreak Australium Konata
>>568543648Coming in the MvM update
>>568533029the team fortress 2 general's cultural mascot since 20xx
>>568544229trvke
>>568543391>Strange Eureka Effect
>>568544305on my momma these people were born yesterday
>>568544463even if he wasn't, the floydfaggot wants our general dead and doesn't care about our culture
>>568543619What's fucked up is that I do this too, only on deserving heretics, but my prayers go unanswered. I think our Patrons don't like me very much.
>>5685442292020, which was when I was ritualposting wake up sleepy /tf2gs/
>>568544742Cute that you think it didn't start until then
>>568544583i wasn't even talking about him, i'm referring to the professional butt wiper who actually does the wiping>>568544742nah lucky star and by extension konata have been 4chan tf2core since at least pre-2010she's on a billboard on dm_mario_kart for goodness sake, you'd have to be an electionsperm to not know that
you now remember blu scout pants
>>568545345
Ive been out of the loop for a while, is that Josh guy still working on tf2 or is he gone too now
>>568512137>>568512937does Mimi have a Texan accent?
>>568547297Yes, unless Engie programs her otherwise
>>568548934thanks, now I'll cum
>>568549213godspeed
>>568546051
>>568546051>>568549429I think he's still there but I haven't heard anything about him specifically, he could be the guy adding random shit from the github
>>568547297canonically yes https://youtu.be/N67iITbP2DI?t=60
Phoneyland lost in the marketplace of ideas
>>568549429afaik he was a contractor, i dont think he works at valve
>>568552056repeatedly breeding shupos won in the marketplace of ideas
>>568552056>>568537206>>568457937>>568383192>>568334702behave
Revolver that backstabs
>>568554447This should be the Ambi. Instakills on headshots from behind
Today I will remind themhttps://youtu.be/anSdQOTF6aY
>>568554447>>568554501this is the throwing knife/shuriken weapon that's been suggested a million times
>lime scout with fish complaining about random critsIsn't this like DH soldier complaining about sentries or is the humor lost on me?>>568492840I'm willing to bet these graphs only apply when you hold down m1 instead of pacing the shots for spread recovery. Whenever Engineer pulls the Wrangler beyond mid range, both of these Miniguns just lose the match-up because one of them loses to reach a damage threshold from wider spread and other from fire rate.Try to pace the shots a little (quarter second in between volleys) with stock Minigun from mid distance and it'll perform better. Same doesn't apply for Tomislav because pacing the shots would be detrimental to its already slow damage output.Keep holding m1 and m2 together and lift m1 for a very brief moment, about quarter second, after spending 8 to 12 bullets (long to mid range respectively) from the stock Minigun for gaining a little more edge for it.Yes, that will slow you down but looking at these graphs Tomislav did fine with 20% slower fire rate as well; imagine what would happen if Minigun was a little more accurate.>>568554447>>568554501>>568555015I think if such throwing knife were to exist, it shouldn't insta-kill the target but slow it just like Tranquilizer gun would at the beta test.If some weapon can kill you from any distance just because you turned your back to an invisible target, game would be less fun to play, let alone make Sniper somewhat redundant.
just unboxed three #103 crates and got jack shit besides a strange degreaser... probably the last time I'm ever gonna unbox, guess I'm never getting to experience unboxing an unusual in my lifetime
>>568554873Fuck off Vipes
THIS IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE SKATER BEARS IN THE WOOOOORLD-Not really, but in case you only check the thread for updates, Konata dot tf got a new serber that's NOT managed and will be playing on that. It's on Linux too so if your only reason to not play Konata is the existence of the +41 ammo bug on the Windows-based managed host boy do I have good news!Along other things. Expect growing pains at Konata as I try to make sure this serber works.Come join for a spell, either serber works!>TL;DR: Serber now has a new home in an actual VPS I do wacky stuff like SSH into, the old serber will be left live for a while
>>568555928He won, emporioid.
>>568555928Fuck off metabolic
>>568536601>3 out of 5 images purgedthe schizo is such a faggot
Spics are ruining TF2 unironically
>>568556421Make sure to do the needful on the schizo's posts. Maybe if enough of us do it, the same thing will happen to him
>>568552514nah
>>568556421mods too. it's an age old adage for a reason.they drag their feet to purge his posts when he spams gore and scat and children, but god forbid multiple people post some anime images on an imageboard, better delete that now now now
>>568556421Or just stop posting those.
>>568557603https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b1/Demoman_no02.wav
>>568557603>>>/r/eddit
>>568544795>kaywhoa i had a tf2 friend named kay around that same time
Holy shit pier is really that old?
Cashworks is so 2010 coded I love it
>codedSo true xister
>>568560216Cry harder
>>568560216vermin
>>568554447Valve should remove the overheal penalty from the razorback and makes the sniper receives double headshot damage instead.
Valve should remove the razorback
Valve should remove>Razorback>Darwin's Danger Shield>Homewrecker>Diamondback>Short Circuit>Wrangler
