BFFs Edition>NewsAlchemax Headquarters Map Reveal: https://youtu.be/t8gyiobtcL4Devil Dinosaur Character Reveal: https://youtu.be/1ymnCXU6iyAEVENT! Devil's Debut: Daredevil's Shadowed start skin: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2056751736715633119Version 20260515 Balance Changes: https://www.marvelrivals.com/m/balancepost/20260512/41667_1299947.htmlEVENT! Devil Dino Hide and Seek: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054637890378834243Season 8 Battle Pass: Project: Heroic Age Trailer: https://youtu.be/v-SnFA5v9P8Dev Vision Vol. 17: https://youtu.be/VuEkzblXrMcSeason 8: Sins of Alchemax Official Trailer: https://youtu.be/F4B0Jpr4Rw4>StorePeni Parker's Peni Parker: The Freshman skin: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2056766837430300911Devil Dinosaur's Chrono-Armor skin: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054305618639638711Hulk's Infinity Hulk skin: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054290518851625216 Deadpool's King of Monsters skin: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054275418078003554 Winter Soldier’s Starlit Gunslinger and Venom’s War of the Realms skins: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2052063412012601587Iron Man & Loki's The Avengers and Elsa Bloodstone's Bloody Butler skins: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2048839680230125806Gambit's Alluring Ace and Magik's Netherworld Noble skins: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2046242668506702272Black Cat's Urban Predator, Spider-Man's Peter Parker: The Photographer, and Blade's Starlit Shadow skins: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2044098474371592652>LinksHero Hot List: https://marvelrivals.com/heroes_data/Guides & News: https://marvelrivals.gg/Tracker Resources: https://rivalstracker.comMobalytics Page: https://mobalytics.gg/marvel-rivalsFANDOM Wiki: https://marvelrivals.fandom.com/Previous: >>568788347
My husband
Mantis season
Gay sex with Thor
YOU BELONG TO ME!!
sex with korean women's feet
I am no longer asking! Play. Reed.
>>568933706>sex with director's feet*
Luna the SEX
>*push you off the map*
>>568934117Is that... CAMELTOE?!?! THE ADVERTISERS!!!
This is the most boring first half of a season yet
>>568934742another season without seeing the director's feet is always boring
>>568934742Awful filler season until cyclops drops
>>568934742releasing 4 boring characters in a row was an insane decision.
>>568934859wrong.
>>568934859Truth nuke
>>568934742Season 2 was much worse.
Magik should have been the one with this portal abilityhttps://x.com/i/status/2060944870965940370
Venom's primary attack should always deal critical damage to all female characters, no matter where it hits them.
>>568935995No and that shit shouldn't even be in the game. If it had to be then it should have gone to dr strange
>>568935995that's some major bullshit
Cat wife(and her wife)
>>568936058Super crits, stunning them, if it hits their assholes
>>568935995>hero so broken it gets kills without even needing to aim, got more i-frames than magik and can also spam random bsand then they remove reed's slow because its "too oppressive" (yes, that's the literal word the balding chink used)
>It’s another seethe at Black Cat episode yawn
>>568934117Looks worst than AIshitty art
vfxslop
>>568936998the seething will continue until zhiyong gets off his assand then it will happen again for the next overtuned dps hero until zhiyong gets off his ass and nerfs them tooand so on
>>568936998t. dive subhuman
>>568937178https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwQ6_rwvMp8
>>568935995>better portal abilities than magik>better invisibility than psylocke>better wallhacks than daredevil (they're teamwide)>better self cleanse than gambit>better base kit than black panther>has gone almost 2 months without any nerfs while Elsa got multiple sensible nerfs by now
>enemy team bans my dino>oh they must be playing dive or some inferior brawl tanks>walk out of spawn>Emma, Phoenix, Punisher and MK shooting at mehuh? What?
>>568937178I was thinking to myself looks like marvel rivals and then i zoomed in and it was marvel rivals
Soon...
>>568937178all new games are like this for some reason
>>568936058You mean gay menUnless it's Venom Carol impregnating her spider-fu
>>568938626Does /mrg/ even want hero collabs? Closest thing we have is Angela
>>568937692What part of you are playing a gacha you dont understand just buy her skins and shut the fuck up
>>568924312>That new MagikxVenom SFM animation from MEPT44 last night did it for mi liked this one a lot for some reasonwhat does it say about me?
>>568938925What do you mean, Angela is a Marvel character now.
>>568933170Sex with stupid women
>>568938335You think the brainless retarded niggers playing this game use bans for anything other than what they see everyone else ban every match? Monkey see monkey do.
>>568939063Yeah exactly, but she wasn’t always marvel. Making her the closest thing to a hero collab
>tfw no one is talking about HawkeyeArrow-bros...
>>568927859Why isn't Hulk more popular in the monster-fucking community (straight and gay)? He's big. He's green. He has a gentle side (to breed).
>>568939341>last non-recolor skin was in SeptemberGrim
>>568938925>Does /mrg/ even want hero collabs?They’re fun to think about but I’d rather Rivals just stay a Marvel game
>>568935995Widow can sprint by the way.
>>568938925not every game needs to be fortnite
11.0
>>568940256Sorry, but the BWC wins, and he'll be buck-broken.
>>568938925I'd be ok with DC tbqhwy
Does anybody actually understand what happens in this game during team fights?
>>568940713Canon bush size. Canon nipple color. The only thing not canon is Kamala showering.
>>568940713they should add female pubes to rivals
>>568940713>Dirty please!Found poolanon
Anyways, gay sex with Venom.
>>568938335Its so your dino dont get diff'd hard, its best just not o have him in at all until they nerf him
>>568940713sorry but carol is for spiderwoman and binary only
>>568941015>>568941153
>>568941197That guy is so gross lol
>>568937692Elsa took over a season to even get a slap on the wrist and Daredevil took even longer. These retards are insanely slow to nerf clearly overpowered characters in any sensible way.
>>568940809>make a tank>call him dps so he can killlol this game plus he was hitting someone the whole time apparently lol
>>568937113No it doesn't.
Im shit but Im having fun I think
>Yoink!
>>568942450>two wins in bronze 3
>>568942450Anon are you okay?
Lord reeds duos look like this
>>568942450>>568942574
Emma Frost has smelly vagina
>>568942507I would take a nap on that
>>568940713Mr. Advertiser get down!>>568941706Based
>>568942574>>568942753>>568942917Its not that bad r-right?
>>568942874no, we don't. we don't play with tranny-look-alike women
>>568941291
give me the skin already!!! it would shut the anti-coomer skin troons forever
>>568944383Calm down Psylocke
I think it’s time for Wolverine buffs
>>568944941same but scarlet witch
>>568944941fuck off he's a menace already
>>568941291And this creature.
>>568943456I have fine motor problems and I got to plat. I literally don't know how it's possible to be bronze unless you're a literal 10 year old.
>>568944941the only buff he needs is wall climb (like peni, but slower) and removing the overhealth and giving him actual regen
>>568945248Ok but remove his teamups if you're going to buff him like that
>WHY NO KILLS>I'm rocket >WHY DAMAGE LOW>Rocket has the lowest damage in game>WHY BLAME ROCKET >???>U THROWING REPORT U
>>568945565>Rocket has the lowest damage in the game
>>568945536sure, fair trade
Which character have you gooned to the most before rivals got released/you started playing rivals? and/or what is the character you have gooned to the most after rivals got released/you started playing rivals? >me>beforeprobably venom or spidey>after magik
>>568945225Im fat and 39 so my reflexes are extra slow
>>568940256I unironically want him in the game this game needs a proper support with a big gun>inb4: rocketno, he doesn't count his playstyle barely let him do thati want a baptise like support in this game
>>568947538Ive been cumming to Rocket long before even the GotG movies and will continue to.
>>568948560have ya listened to the tophat_turtle audio of him voicing rocket taking 19 inches of venom as rocket
>>568947538>probably venom or spidey>now magikhow do you go from hard gay to straight
I really hate zoomers for the way they take words and debase them into nothingSome retard chased me around the map for 2 minutes only for me to kill him 1v1 and then said I was "larping" by having a lord icon. It's the same shit with half of these retards not knowing when to use the phrase "pov" because they're all fucking dipshits with brains fried by smart phones
>>568947810wasnt baptiste actually inspired by bishop?
>>568949098>10 minutes longI'll check it out later, I got some things to do right now. But thanks for the rec.
>>568949586You DO realize that if a word’s widely accepted meaning changes to be something else, then that becomes the new meaning of the word, right? That’s how language works
>>568947538I've certainly fapped more to Magneto and Reed after rivals. Helps their sexy models are used a lot in smut.
>>568946883Any rocket trying to do damage ends up with less healing (and damage) than adam.
>>568949995oh okay. so what does "larping" mean now?
why are sue mains such cock hungry whores?
>>568949586ay bruh dis unc is NOT bussin on da gram rn jit no mf cap dawg. old ass nibba talm bout "I miss the good old days" finna invent a time machine nigga.
>>568950342>oh okay. so what does "larping" mean now?Being a fraud or a poser. Like you’re “roleplaying” being something that you’re not.
>>568949586Oldmanyellsatcloud.jpg
>>568949586quit larping unc
>>568950646oh okay, so the meaning hasn't changed? how was he larping as a lord if he won lmao.
>>568949995POV literally means "point of view." Just because a large amount of people are too stupid to realize that doesn't mean it changes, because the meaning is still literally "point of view."And even among retarded zoomers there is no "consensus" understanding of what they think larping means because zoomers don't give a shit about anything concrete they just want vibes and feelings.If language is going to evolve, that's fine. I don't have an issue with that. This isn't an instance of language evolving though. This is an instance of a word being debased into nothing because zoomers, like they do with every single fucking phrase/word they come across, are running into the ground, spamming and abusing it across a host of wholly unrelated and inappropriate scenarios until the word means absolutely fucking nothing.
>>568950532Cause she got a gooner skin before any other healer so all the season 0 subby healsluts went to her and all the heal doms stayed on cloak and dagger
>Load into game already in progress>Lose>Bot match timeNo wonder people quit this shit.
>>568951045that can't be the only reason
>>568951150No but it's the main one
Peni's Penis getting smashed in by 800 pounds of HULKing Muscles.
>>568950907this general is mostly zoomers so you're going to get shit on but you are correct about zoomers ruining everything they touch especially when it comes to culture or niche phrases. i mean just look at what zoomers have done to the entirety of alternative/goth culture if you want proof.
>>568951295We say this about every generation, degradation is the default. Just get used to it and suffer painfully.
Gooning to Venom
>Zoomers completely mindbroke multiple generations with zero effortWe OWN you and the internet, remember that
>>568951209they rival mercy mains when it comes to semen slurping
>Pick a healer>Use them as a dps and only heal myselfYou can't call me a heal slut now! BITCH!
>>568951806all of zoomer culture is mindlessly mimicking the generations who came before them so no not reallyif anything the internet now is just a more extreme, less nuanced version of what millennials built
>>568951931now this sue i like
>>568949403Power of bisexualityActually earlier I would mostly jerk off to spidey or venom banging women. I was really into venom as a fetish(I blame web of shadows) .and ofc watched a lot of gay stuff of spidey and venom. Magik really got me tho(I jerk off to her futa stuff too)
>>568951489and more
>>568950532Post nut clarity helps our team perform better
>>568951806BASED
my team would rather play 2 dps niggers than play with 2 healers
>>568952360outstanding tuckjob
>>568951806I'm going to rub my cock onto yours.
>>568951806>>568951478You instantly had your point proven and triggered the local milennitroons into conniptions wow
>>568952360oh hey its her, i think
>>568935995She actually really should have, it’s crazy if you know what she can do in the comics>>568937178That’s the Chinese mark of excellence
>>568952360>>568952656>17 filters and 4lbs of makeuphate 3dpd so much
>>568939483Because he’s ugly and stinks
>>568952656disgusting
>>568952360too much editing
In game>oh teehee we're pacifists we don't wanna kill people In comics >kills 5 drug dealers in their debut comic
>>568953002snowbunnies are queens
>>568941815At first I thought it was the coom factor but no they just really don’t care that much lol
When will they add Batman to Rivals?
>>568938626No kino allowed sorry
>>568953123His season would be a flop, he’s like Moonknight but boring
im almost lord on gambit and only now realized that his ult only works on people in a cone
>>568953237His season would bring many new asses down and people would spend more money on his skins... As long as they have enough prep time.
>>568941291>>568944383No wonder all the women in the game want him with assets like these… I kneel Eddiegods…
>>568953002tyrone also has legs because he's canonically blowing tandy's back out every night
>>568949658I checked the interest for that claim maybe it's just a coincidencebut it will be cool to do so. It would be another snowball at OW's face after white fox. >>568950532Idk man, I just searched "best marvel rivals characters", it showed sue so picked her and ended up loving her. Maybe she just amplified the "cock hungry" part somehow. Idk how tho, actually does playing a certain type of characters have any effect on your brain?
Batman would solo the Marvel Universe, the only character who could have a chance to beat him would be Blade's Ass eatting his dick whole and making him cum to death.
>>568953563>does playing a certain type of characters have any effect on your brain?yes. playing WF makes you want to get cucked.
>>568953896this. i'm glad the bladefag ships with the director now it's like they're cucking me every time i open the thread
>>568953896Imagine seeing a woman in a fine suit and saying you want to get cucked and not that your face was created to be her throne.
>>568950683Kids have always had stupid slang but it's way worse in social media hell than it ever was before. It's like if literally every teenager in the 2000s was a wigger or an emo.
>>568953896you sit on this
>>568939134
>>568953738The Gayde is truly a menace… Dracula and The Director trained his asshole mercilessly well>>568953123No kino allowed sorry just bootleg slop like Moon Knight
>>568952360>Post nut clarityEjaculation is a huge energy loss, even worse than physically working for the entire day. Your in-game performance would improve if you stop beating your meat regularly, speaking for the experience.
>>568954202
>>568954074you said cucked twice in that post
>>568952360>>568952656Calm down with this please we get it ok?
>>568940256>>568930317Worst idea ever award>>568936950Worst poster award
>>568954656tugging your pp is only a major energy drain if you're a literal gooner and do it for hours a day. way to out yourself
>>568953563>Idk how tho, actually does playing a certain type of characters have any effect on your brain?You have to tell us that.
>jeet spiderman player that threw my game got a slap on the wristat least it's something
>>568955246We don't witch hunt here, Marvel family.
>>568955246they arent banning anyone because the game is losing tons of players every month
Speaking of restrictions, Luckyzeal got his main acc suspended from queueing a whole month because every other day he was getting comm muted for a day cuz he couldnt help but argue with his teammates when everyone tilted. Even got a friend's acc (used it when his main got a penalty) suspended from queueing for a week because of the same pattern. According to him, spoke with NE and the next penalty his main gets after the current one would be for a whole year
>>568955162im gonna spurt
All these horny posts yet this games porn is absolutely trash...
>>568953563>actually does playing a certain type of characters have any effect on your brain?the last time i played rocket i got bricked up when an enemy support called me a little rat freak and i don't want to play support anymore
>>568956238The cosplayers are hot at least
>>568956238t. jacks off to nothing but nyl2
>>568955162Now that i think about it, it probably does. When I play something like dino or pop off at any other tank, I really get this feeling that I am an unstoppable force. And when I play support I feel kind of tiny, squishy and vulnerable but still very important I feel like a mother of 5.It sucks the most when you do fine on tank in the first round but fuck up in the later round and get told to switch to healer and then do just fine as healer. It really gives the feeling of you failed at something and had to change up because you are "not good enough". I think that really effects the brain. Shit, it felt weird writing this>>568956814>anon discovering new things about himselfLmao but I kind of get you>>568956238>top 10 worst takes of the century
>>568954202Finally something accurate to her
Are there any actual good Fantastic Four stories? Every single FF adaptation to film has been a failure, so what about the actual comics? There has to be a reason why Marvel keeps trying to promote them. They must have actual fans who actually love them from the comics.
>>568956879rajesh stop posting roasties pls
>>568954985get what
>>568952317Strange players owe me sex, they've been fucking me over more than usual lately.
I always make sure to go into Hero menus pick black cat, zoom in and imagine my face in her ass, then jerk off before playing.
>>568957776god i wanna fuck you
>>568958118hollywood is obsessed with the F4 because on paper they're extremely marketable but no one cares because they're so bland. they have some good stuff though if you like corny silver age comics
White fox needs to get her boobie out so I can suck'em, I'm hungry and need fox milk.
>>568959782Same but her toes
>>568959782Same but her pits
>>568959251I am a dude and not a pretty one
>>568952317Zesty ahh doctor
>>568959782Same but her asshole
Sue owes critter men like Rocket baby-making sex!
Need moore twinks in Marvel Rivals.I'm tired of Women and Bara Men, I need new sluts.
>>568955736Actual proof that isn't from Overtranny-related sources?
>>568954059based, same. i kept telling him to bump WF to the number one spot kek.>>568954074those two things aren't mutually exclusive.
>>568959782same but her toes
Black Cat has an accessory of peter right on her ass exactly where she wants Peter's Peter inside her...
>>568959782>>568959960>>568960121>>568960535blade... you need to relax before she pulls out the strap again
>>568959423They can be fun, but they need a good writer to make them work and very few people in Hollywood fit that description>>568960595He only likes men apparently
>>568961596I have proof that says otherwise. :3
>>568952317so this is how he dresses up for magik…
>>568955736It's in the top 10 played right now, bozo. And you have to remember this is just steam, there's millions on console and is one of the top played games on playstation as well.
>>568962123Magik is a dyke who hates men, but she can't live without men and their fat, meaty cocks, so she must humiliate her boyfriends.
>>568962054wtf sue...
>>568962327It's okay. She put a force field over Rocket's cock, so it doesn't count as cheating. ;3
>>568958712Some hate sex
>>568962174>losing to bongo cat and fucking rustnah you are the bozo
>>568956238>yet this games porn is absolutely trash...Are you stupid? https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16207380&tags=m71z30
>>568956238im really surprised this game doesn't have a thread on /trash/ or /aco/ considering it's fucking marvel of all things
>>568952281I only jerk off to Magik if it's futa
>>568962971Why did you stop saying retard?
>>568962971stuff like this is rge reason I bought the lady loki skin, even though I don't play him muchAlso, really love the domination loss part, too bad I am trying not to jerk off for 2 days>>568963150I sometimes go to /heals/ for it, should someone make a rivals thread?
>>568962232Miles plapmeat
>>568963707Sorry Miles belongs to Peter.
>Devildino is now the most banned character in the game at all rankskek
>>568963707>>568963768Miles' black bussy belongs to my husband.
>>568963812Back to qp slop for my dino needs.
>>568962562>posts a game that is also losing to bongo cat and rust by an even wider margin
>>568963812Pros ruin everything. There's zero point banning dino at low ranks when even your average gold punisher/starlord can farm him.
>>568964023He is very easy to play and the average gold and below shitter has such terrible aim on average they wouldn't be able to hit him consistently despite his huge size.
>>568963812>add a tank that only hurts other tanks for some reason>lowers all tank selection rate even further>solo tanking is back at full strength againHow can one man be so retarded
>pick punisher>kills your solo tank instantlyjej
>>568962174ConsoleGOD cock is firmly buried in the tight pussy of Rivals yes
>>568955162she should be hairy here
>>568962503Exactly.
>>568963948>thinks blizzdrones play on steam
>>568963707delusional>>568963768>>568963851truthful
>>568963393She has A LOT of futa content and I think it suits her too
>>568963707Based
>>568963812He makes sissies mad
https://files.catbox.moe/4cuidw.jpg
>>568964213you don't even need aim in metal ranks you just point frank's shotgun in his general direction
>>568964631Wrong, Miles plaps Ava nightly
Frank, and Penis Shut down Dino very hard.People acting like he has no counters.
>>568963812Well Dino is unfortunately OP in the sense of just warping the game around him whilst shitting on the entire tank roster and being piss easy to play.Also depending on your DPS kittens to make the right decisions (they wont) to deal him is also aids inducing.
Suppose it's the start of a new match. I'm tanking, and my team has a standard 2-2-2 comp while the other team is 1-2-3 or 1-3-2. Am I justified in swapping from tank to a duelist like Wolverine, IF, Fantastic, or Blade? The rationale is since the other team only has one tank, we don't necessarily need two. Duelists like Wolverine, IF, Fantastic, and Blade would be better at peeling for supports and because they have more sustain than most duelists they can help frontline and/or deal with the other team's solo tank as well. I feel like this is especially viable now if you're going against Dino since he counters tanks.
>>568965000*Gwen plaps Miles nightly
I have a /mrg/ sin to confess [spoilers] I picked up cap when he lost his animation cancel, and I still haven’t used his primary yet[/spoilers]. Worst part is I am about to lord him too, and climbed up to gm last szn
>game finally gets a vanguard that's actually a vanguard>community piss, shits, and vomits itself into an angry frenzy
>>568964667My only complaint is I don't like a muscular she is a lot of the time. Also her 'sword' is often too small. Luna deserves bigger
>>568964762Need his cock on my face
>>568965223i was lord on wf before actually knowing how her ult works kek. i still might not desu
>>568965121How should a DPS approach dealing with Dino? Is it as simple as focusing him down? Or should you wait for him to burn his shield first or maybe something else?
>>568965096In my experiences its more about not initiating the dino mating ritual because he hogs all the attention/heals no matter what even if your dino is a inting retard.Nothing is worst than your dino getting all the heals and still dying like a bitch while getting nothing done
>>5689653251 tank shouldn't render the rest of the tank roster obsolete unless he's banned. black cat has the exact same problem only dino is easier to play
>>568962232I remember watching her in ultimate spider man, in one episode she goes "wild" like literally. That did alot of damage to my brain. Thats the probably the reason I don't like "docile" women and like them a bit quirky
>Dino's shield bubble cucks enemy tanks from getting healedIs this intended? If so, how the fuck did they think it was a good idea? If not, how the fuck did they not notice?
>>568965154no, that's retarded
>>568965592I mean can you really say she's woman if she isn't strong enough to overpower you and fuck you senseless?
>>568965812Why is it retarded? Why should we still employ 2 tanks?
Just rework and buff the other vanguards.
>>568965865go ahead and pick dps in that situation, it's just not worth it to pick a niche character
>>568965365I think the shockwave thing she does when slamming counts as a projectile? It looks like so, and fantastic’s punches do too for some reason
>spidey pings for healsfuck off nigger, go swing to a mega>vengeance psy pings for healsAt once my queen, here is your flake ^.^
>>568965693Get in the cuck shield, bitch, your going to get some Jurassic Style Rape.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=68e340ad47d10
>>568965434>How should a DPS approach dealing with Dino? Is it as simple as focusing him down? Or should you wait for him to burn his shield first or maybe something else?In the rare chance I can finally DPS, you can either hard focus his fat ass head, or flank to cut off his healing by distracting or bullying his supports.Dino is super cancerous when fighting head-on hence why all the melee tanks or melee characters I guess, are shit to play right now cause of his shield blocking off heals. If I have the Gambit team-up, I can flank and pummel his pocketing supports, and knock his dino teeth in.
>>568966089I'm not clicking that shit nigga
>>568965693yes. the best strat on dino is grab a tank, pop the bubble, and it's basically a guaranteed kill
>>568965693Ultron drone. Invis shield. Mantis orb.
>>568966274I made the mistake of doing that
Any character who can stun dino is aids for him. He need to get heals from players and his own attacks or else he'll drop like a rock, so you can potentially stun lock him constantly removing his ability to recover. And if you can stun him you can also focus on the pesky supports that may be keeping him up long enough to regain momentum.
>>568965693> Is this intended?It was clearly intended, since it works so awfully well with his leap, and his large frame helps body blocking heals even more>If so, how the fuck did they think it was a good idea?This is pure guesswork, but I have noticed anchor tanks were falling out of favor outside of groot. So creating a similar type of hero who demands attention were their main motivation. And the shield tanks can’t keep up regardless into the brawl/dive heroes
>>568965693No I will not give these "devs" credit for something so nuisance as counterplay, they just gave him a shield because he would get shredded like every other tank since he is a damageable cart. Rivals is sadly one of those games were the players are more skilled than the dev team...its why all the new heroes they make is so brain dead easy
>>568966809This is rivals no one is that coordinated
>>568966073I do notice getting healed more often as Psy...
>>568965434The only thing you need to do is break his shield when it's up if he's blocking healing, same as Groot walls but not actually doing damage too. Otherwise he's the same as a normal tank but you can play head shot characters and blow him up, or you can still focus strategists and he blows up without healing with the slightest distraction.
>>568967010You'd be shocked some of the beasts that lurking in QP of all places, I popped my ult off and the whole enemy team actually trapped and body blocked me from stomping around to kill me, that was most terrified I'd ever been.
you'd think the dino would make hawkeye and widow would be more popular
>>568965693Literally all shields do this retard, Groot walls are 100x better at it, Emma shield can do it and even if you break it it's only a 6 second cooldown, Strange can body block with his shield up facing them. Dino has the worst version of it with the highest cooldown and least uptime, it's just so big you can't fail and he can grab retards who walk into his mouth starting them in a worse position.
>>568967580Also your trash tank niggers don't even know they can block even Luna ultimate healing with their shield, Strange could do this since season 0 but have been too brain damaged.
>>568965336Opposite for me, I like them muscular>Also her 'sword' is often too small well she mogs me atleast>>568965842Someone gets it
tanks>tanksdps>tankssups>tankslol wat is this game design
>>568967739This even works with Dino if you position right, but much more difficult since they need to be at 2 different sides and it will blow up instantly.
>>568967849The purpose of tanks is to suffer on their team's behalf
>>568967849sups>tanksWhat planet are you on
>>568965000Delusional>>568965842Strange post
>>568967917Thing has the only good tank ult and they made it were it doesn't work sometimes,hahahaha,but the dino can just rumble you all over the place and tenacity never procs lol clown game
yo guru dimosaur kinda goated we just gotta rip bready's head off fuck space station gaming anyone agrees?
>>568968161Wrong
>>568968379>and tenacity never procs lol clown gameEvery single time I ult as dino the enemy team gets tenacity procs. Usually it's the White Fox sometimes Luna or Elsa as well
>>568967989sue and luna mogs the whole tank roster hahaha its why you niggers cry about triple support so much
>>568968587?
>>568965364Good post
>>568963768based>>568965364take it easy gayde we know
>>568967508Widow is too bad in general, and Hawkeye is just too frail up close. You could make it work, but if you're getting good results with Hawkeye, you might as well play Puni or Starlord.
>>568967849their mentality is "we need to avoid being overwatch!" so they make most tanks kind of shitbut then they repeat OW's biggest mistake anyway by making supports turbocancer because reddit is full of heckin wholesome support mains with 15% accuracy on DPS
How important is it to headshot when playing Elsa
>>568938925Only if there's some actual new reasonable overlap like a Capcom or ArcSys character
>>568969170As the playerbase drops every month its getting harder and harder to find decent dps players to play with.I had a match where my dps was doing so bad he went supp and when we already had 3 supports...
>watching esportsWhy does Vicky sound so weird?
>>568970394She just has a deep voice
>>568969863it was always pretty hard to find good DPS players that don't just queue solo or already have a ranked buddy
>more cake than emma
I don't think there's enough conversation about how they released a hela skin where half her tits are just hanging out in the open
>>568971541hela is trash no one cares same with emma they fumbled the ball too hard already gimme more WF and BC skins
>>568971085i dont understand how people can find twerking hot
>>568971828>i dont understand how people can find twerking hot
>>568971828I think twerking is hot however 99% of twerking animations don't look hot to me, that one included
>>568972250it just feels really tasteless and has a hood vibe to it
>>568972484this may shock you but a lot of the things that make men erect aren't exactly tasteful
>>568971828It’s not so much the act itself but just the fact that it’s ass in your face. I don’t like it either but I’m still probably going to get erect from it.>>568968161Correct.
>I dont get why a women putting her ass in my face is hotgayest post in the thread and we got a rocket fag here
>>568962252Hot…>>568971714Lips that grip supreme sorcerers…
>>568968812don’t post my wife here
>>568971828Try getting twerked on, and you’ll get it
https://files.catbox.moe/whs1qh.jpg
>>568973127More mine than yours, anon.
>>568973247>want me to care about esports>ranked still has double banslol no
>>568963812Dino and Black Cat are so overrated majority arent even playing them on a pro level literally only a above GM problem at best but people like to larp as pro streamers
>>568971828It's better in person
i think its my fabela ethernet but white fox dash feels like shit, if i hit somebody i do the dumb leap that just wastes time since the enemy just moves while i do it
This game's competitive integrity is laughable, I don't know why they invest so much money and time into trying to make MR esports a thing. Overwatch showed that hero shooters as an esport is a joke. The OW League crashed and burned because investors weren't getting any returns from it, because no one actually gave a fuck about some random high elo players essentially playing ranked but on a big stage. The only esports I think is successful is League and CS (and maybe Valorant) because those games actually take skill and require a certain level of special autism to be able to play competitively. Hero shooters like OW and MR are a joke because literally anyone can pick up a support and climb to high elo by spamming left click and not dying. That's why MR esports has so many females in it compared to other games, and that should be enough to tell you how much of a joke it is if there are that many female players in it lol.
>>568973127>>568973225
we missing-dazzler-jubilee-cable-moonstar-forge-juggernaut-iceman-armor-beast-nightcrawler-bishop-sabretooth-xavier-sinister
We missing- SabretoothAnd that's it.
>>568975012>adding more xmenplease stop even though I would love charles and hank
>>568975302mutants run this game, get used to it
>>568975569EXTERMINATE MUTIES
>spidey instalock match againGod damn it the ELO agents are in my next game too huh
>>568975663you can't stop evolution
>>568971828>never had a female grind his dick with her asslel
>>568975663That middle sentinel's really posing for the camera
>>568975663Are there any fembot sentinels..?
>>568974893Something I've also noticed about female MR "pro" players is that all of them get to high elo by duo queuing. None of them ever solo queue. This game's "pro" scene is full of boosted egirls and horny simps.
>>568975012Sinister sixRest of gotgSentryThanosDoomBullseye TaskmasterMystique Ant-ManWasp (she’s hot)So many heroes
>>568976258Because why would you ever solo queue?
>>568976258they was legit gate keeping in the early seasons by being 6 stack at all times,which they need to bring back
The mandate says 2 mutants per year MINIMUM! we will replace you, flatscans!
>>568976360>>568975012Most of these can eat shit and die but yes there’s a few glaring stars still missing and who knows when they’ll get in at this rate
>>568976258Well its a team game after all. Highest I've ever gotten in solo queue is GM III and I am a tank main.
>>568935995All her shop items need to go except the gamble
>>568971085>TFW YOUNG PRETTY AND FEMALE
>>568976206ALL of them know they’re hitting that shit
>>568940809Looked like he was about to die at the end without securing a kill. That’s terrible daredevil gameplay.
>>568933170Carol has sex with Logan too? Guess that’s not too surprising honestly. There’s no one who hasn’t had some Canadian bacon in them at this point.
>>568976258>Something I've also noticed about female MR "pro" players is that all of them get to high elo by duo queuing. None of them ever solo queue. This game's "pro" scene is full of boosted egirls and horny simps.League of Legends almost ended up like this until they cracked down on duo queuing in high elo.
>>568975663>>568977205https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ootZ6TDdeE
>>568935995this bitch has 0 visibility in these fights she just appears due to some janky movement its worst than spidey and BP because she doesn't do any effects in her attacks
>>568939748With a fuel meter too, and her jump eats massive chunks of it
>>568976243Yes, actually.
>>568963812I literally throw if he’s not banned. Dinegros can play around my tank selection, not the other way around.
Alright time for brass tax How is netease going to nerf the dino?Im thinking they are going to lower his hp and up his shield time
>Another match where people try to pad stats instead of focusing on the right thingsHow hard is it to hit the damn Peni sentry that's sitting out in the open or the hitscan nigger who doesn't even use cover
The tankpool damage nerfs actually ruined him. His winrate is awful. I think healpool is definitively the best deadpool now.
>>568978315This is why everyone should play tank so they can learn what the true objective of the game is: Space. Stats are a means to an end and I've lost games where our stats were better than the enemy team's usually because they capture point and stall long enough with support ults to where they need to win less fights than us to win.
don't forget that you got less than 12 hours to grind tokens before the event goes away, go get that rogue skin!
>>568979676What event
How do you even deal with Peni's ult state
>>568980182This nigga is plastic 3
>>568980182Just focus fire her.
>>568980182Tanks get on the web to tank any bots, rest of team quickly kill the nest, she can't even defend it in her ultimate.
>>568979819it's not going away for long, but you can get season pass stuff sooner if you start now
>>568980182that ult is so bad .most of the time the team just ignore her and just kill everyone else
>>568980473Man I don't care events
>>568980473the BP is going to be up for another month whats the rush?
The sexualization of women in this game is fucking disgusting. It gets to a point.
>>568980991Only men with low test or ugly women say things like this.
>>568980991I like comic skins more than I like coomer skins
>>568980991thats what comicbook whores are for, its just that in the current era we need to have heavy female representation so the whores are front and center this time.Instead of having some fanservice here and there its all over the place due to too many whore in the game.Look how they are slutting out psylock that shit is not normal at all.
>>568980812you'll miss the most of the 1500 units you can get by the end of the pass if you don't start now (if you bought the pass)
I wish solo queue was an actual solo queue
>>568979676>>568980473So, are they doing these every weekend now instead of the last 2 weeks of a season?
LIVE DIVE DIE REPEAT
>>568981849No. You will play against Mochi_BunXO who is duoing with and hard-pocketing her smurf e-boy (this is the fifth one this week she's played with). You will like it.
>>568981983>42 deaths>it's a winwhat the fuck
>>568981979yeah, they are dialing up the fomo
>>568981983>hela namor teamup still ondamn devs gotten lazy
>>568979676>>568980473i'm so glad i'm not poor so I don't have to worry about shit like this
>>568982225Doesn't matter how many times you kill the DPS if your useless strategists are dead then the tank and 2 strategists alone can just walk down the rest of your team.
>>568982225he always manages to get one strat and he can arrive back in the team fight before the enemy so its a good trade
>>568978361He lost half his pick rate, that’s pretty notable
susan, what the hell are you wearing... grown ass woman
>568982534>he loves getting fucked in the ass by chinks (paying full price)lol thank you for keeping the game alive!
>>568983078when you're earning good money, paying "full price" for a video game is nothing lol
>I don't mind getting ass fucked because my bootyhole is big and I don't feel itlmaooooooo
>>568982225It's why stats don't always tell the whole story. Shit, look at the enemy hela and Namor.
>>568983264Not being a NEET loser is not an excuse to be a retard who can't be trusted with money.
fucking FINALLY!
>>568984443right... well, i'll let you keep crying about being poor. better save up for next season's battlepass bud.
>>568982981Wow, I can't believe she beat the shit out of Kiriko and stole her fit like that. Susan is a fucking criminal.
>>568949995No, the meaning of a word is how smart people use it. If we start using it differently then the meaning changes. If retards use it differently then you're just wrong.
>>568978123They won't
>>568951806In a literal sense you own nothing and will not be happy. I don't say this to gloat, it's a bad thing and you should be furious.
>>568984443>>568983815>>568983078jej
poorfags are the easiest people to ragebait
>>568986341saar it is not kind what you doing now saar
>>568954074You know cucks love facesitting right?>>568963812He's not overpowered but he's just strong enough that you have to swap to counter him and that makes DPS one tricks cry.
>>568964023You can climb as a support easily even with the most braindead Dino if you just focus heal him
quickplay is a magical place
>>568981395>>568980991I don’t agree but I will say it comes off as very unnatural sometimes yeah
>>568986863what am i looking at here
>>568987083how they do it up in yancy street
>>568987083I imagine that’s somebody’s fucked up crosshair
>>568981395>psylockecanon whore like all x-women
So what's the most efficient way of dealing with triple supports?
>>568987317Triple tank.
>>568987317whip out ur bbc and distract them
>>568985763>the meaning of a word is how smart people use itKeep coping.
>>568987317>triple main healsJust pick heroes with high single damage, or a tank that can distract as many of them as possible without dying. They will lose the ult cycle. >triple sup with one off supportToo comp specific to really make a good suggestion
>>568987317ThorGrootMoonknightSquirrel girl
>>568980182Shoot the bitch.
Scheduled a meeting with the director for tomorrow? Nah, that ain't gonna work no more. Better put that on hold and reschedule, 'cause she's rollin' with the Blade tonight, and you already know what that means. This lil cum-i-hoe finna be busy curlin' 'em toes and archin' dat back while the Blade carves her sexy ass up.
>>568989124this is boring now. we're laughing at you getting pegged by her instead.
>champion magneto got 0 final hits>champion groot strange and dino main this season got 0 final hitsdo i avoid or were they victims of their team?
>>568989124imagine the sweaty footjobs she must give him
>>568989124this is based now. we're spurting at you getting deep inside her instead.
Support with spacial awareness is so rare to come across and they're never on my team
>over a week into the season>cucked out of c2 twicehow do i cope
>>568991494c1 right now is oaa bro so this says a lot about you
>>568964607>remember the 6 million bnet players gaymer
white fox really did not need the health buff for FFA. this fucking bitch is impossible to kill 1v1 unless you're playing a high burst damage character
>>568987317Pic related of course
>>568975850Don't make us post the Kang speech again.
>>568979676There are people who still don't have the skin?
Anyone have a good guide on how to play Human Torch?
>>568992364Step 1, Fuck Luna Snow
>>5689923641. Stay out of reach of your supports
>>568947538>BeforeNone. I only gooned to DC girls.>AfterLuna
>>568989124Another session of the 10 inch strap on stretching out alladat chocolate. Damn. I can see why you so excited frfr…
>>568992302non-canon. most muties are linked to the white hot room
>>568979295Specifically the space on and around the objective. It's bizarre how many people take "taking space" to mean you need to control the space right in front of the enemy spawn.
>>568991494its ok elboy not everyone can be up here
You poorfags are so easy to ragebait lmao
unironically my favorite type of rivals toxicity is the kind that starts up for no reason at all. your team can be playing really well dominating a match but one of your teammates just decides to say something to another one of your teammates and it escalates into everyone being at each others' throats for no legitimate reason as your team implodes from within
>>568992476yea, I want her to get nerfed too but she's the executive producer's waifu so what can you do
For me? It's Mantis.
>>568991617I'm not that good at the game despite obnoxiously rank posting, and I only ever did that because there were some dork ass losers constantly calling me a shitter for only ever pushing up to Grandmaster and daring to voice my opinion on the game.To be honest I dont think C3 to C1 are crazy different in terms of skill but the only thing that really matters are what players are willing to do to win and what they're going to focus play to climb, and I feel like you cant really play a variety of characters unless you go all in on one type like shooters or OTP a reliable one that for the most part doesn't get banned (Spider-Man, Bucky, Magik, Iron Fist, Captain America).I genuinely think this is the last season that people are going to be able to ban most of the overpowered characters, because eventually they will add another Daredevil or Elsa and you're going to have to choose between banning Gambit or banning a DPS that can hardcarry match. And lets face it, Zhiyong has no contingency plan because this retard is probably balancing the game around quickplay (consoles pc)
>>568986724A real man makes sure his wife's ass is on his face and only his, no other man should be blessed with this.
>>568994446Built for the Blade.
>>568992476>>568992591I'm serious guys
>>568994467i was just trying to rile you up. i also cannot hit c1 right now so...
>>568994818i dont even get mad anymore, i just clip the shit i see and post it here these days
trying to practice storm in qp, i feel like the target dummy in an aim trainerhave to play extremely safe compared to every other character in this game, even fliers like human torch and iron man
>>568994818Built for the Blade.
>>568995082what's going on here
Would this be a Gambit or Rogue skin? Would you buy it?
>>568938626
>>568995807People won't stop pushing for Diana to be a lesbian and it's frankly really cringe. DC's gonna do it eventually.
>>568996130She's been bisexual for decades at this point, anon
>>568996235I'm gonna need citation of that, chief. Mainline Diana, not an elseworlds Diana.
>>568994467if the dev team was actually balancing around consoles magik would be nuked from orbit since she completely dominates that space.
>>568995807only trannies talk like this, unironically
>>568995591that's clearly rogue, why would it be for gambit?
>>568996642Use your brain for two fucking seconds you retard.
Bucky is such a fucking fraud faggot character.
>>568996642>Rogue succs Gambit so hard she transforms most of the way into himHot??
>Fan favorite A-Listers are shit>B-listers and below are strong
pro game watching shitters are giving me shitty tankpool fatigue
>>568996337Rebirth confirmed that Diana was a slut on Themyscira before meeting Steve, but it was implied for decades before that by writers like Rucka, Simone, Perez, and Marston.
>>568997035Bucky hasn't been a problem character for a while.I mean, his Earthbound Uppercut was bullshit, but now he's relatively honest compared to the other DPSoids. Funny how he and Hela fell off just because other characters simply power crept them.
Out of all the attacks to land in the game, Thing’s haymaker with the frying pan sound effect is probably still the most satisfying
>>568995807true, besides carol, diana would never stick her tongue in that
>>568995807Holy mother of cringe>>568996484You’re objectively correct they’re called yuritroons for a reason
>>568994594 (me)>>568995501And to clarify, I’m talking about the 13 inch strap on WF uses on The Blade every night. Built for him and only him.
>>568996642You’re a fucking idiot
>>568994467>I genuinely think this is the last season that people are going to be able to ban most of the overpowered charactersyeah if they don't nerf phoenix/black cat/daredevil etc. and cyclops is yet another broken ass DPS character, ranked is 100% cooked if they don't add more bans.god forbid you try to play a season 0 dps that isn't psylocke, star-lord, namor or bucky (who are still going to struggle into the broken ass new DPS anyways)
>>568997797>bullets the size of cars>still gets mega overhealth on ability use and not hit>team damage resets his ult>hook that can grab multiple people and can just go through wallsBucky ain't "honest" man. If you aren't out poking him with Hela/Phoenix he will steam roll
Am I missing something, why does nobody talk about Iron Fist? He's an invulnurable sack of shit that does consistent damage without even trying
The hard trvke is that you should be banning tanks and only tanks. A healer ban is pointless. You ban one healing ult they’ll just pick another. Banning DPS is pointless. There’s so many of them. You banned a diver? Oh well I’ll just pick one of the other 8 available. But tanks are unique and incredibly annoying. You banned a mag, what are the tanks gonna do now against a star lord or punisher ult? Nothing. They have no response. You ban peni? They’ll have to run thing or hulk against dive now and you already know you can cuck these two with hitscan. You ban cap? All tanks can do now is hold up a shitty shield as strange and hope their DPS outplay the enemy. You ban thor, the tanks have no answer now to a team that’s grouped up or shitting out heals, and will lose brawls against DPS. You ban rogue, tanks can’t cuck your healing ults or make standing next to the cart a CC death sentence. You ban groot and you now don’t have to worry about your DPS not switching to hitscan to break the walls blocking your heals. Always ban tanks. Always. I don’t care what fags do in pro play. Tanks dominate this game.
>>568288368Damn, you’re right. I wonder if he’s ok.
>>568995807Reminder that pussy juice increases odds of throat cancer.
>>568999272Iron fist has been dogshit since season 1.5. Just don’t hit him when he blocks.
>>568999309I don’t. I hope he offed himself. I hope also hope all coom posters on this general off themselves.
>>568989370>>champion magneto got 0 final hitsI think this one is understandable. Magneto has a slow rate of fire, and if your team is not doing well, he's going to suffer more than other tanks. >>champion groot strange and dino main this season got 0 final hitsThis one is bad. Groot and Strange should be getting a bunch of finals.
>>568999497you sound like a miserable loser
They need to take mag’s gambit team up and make that his new primary fire animation
>Devil Dino and Black Cat on the enemy teamSomeone please break Zhiyong's legs
>Trip support still fucking brokenWhen they went Ultron, CnD, and Invis when I was Cap, I could not for the fucking life of me attack anyone without:>Supports immediately never dying because of that retarded bubble>Punisher shotgun>Emma grabSo my Iron Man or MK goes Rocket and I swap to Thor and we start winning. They really need to nerf CnD and Invis more, holy shit.
>>568999497i hope that emma player (when she was in her prime in season 2) that always went on about argumentative fantasies also offed himself. haven't seen that retard in here in a long timeon the other hand, i miss when some top 500 players used to frequent this general. they gave out some solid advice
>>568999545Why? Cause I’m sick of seeing the same faggy porn images in every god damn thread? God forbid we have a space to discuss the game without some dick head reminding everyone he’s a faggot who likes to take it up ass every 2 minutes.
>triple support, dino, and puni and phoenix duelistsI hate this fucking game
>>568999687Luna too. She only has a 6 second window where she’s not self healing if she cycles her abilities. Also I hate that punisher mogs cap now when it used to be the other way around.
>>568999824notice how everyone else is actually talking about the game rn except you
On top of player bans they should have a bunch of heroes randomly banned each match
>3 healers>somehow still dont get fucking healed
>>569000432Yes I do notice how much better the thread is when people talk about the game and stop goonposting. That’s why I pray everyday that all goonposters kill themselves.
>>568999347She's from an island of super lesbos so she's immune, obviously
>phoenix in every game>luna in every game>WF in every game>DD nearly every gamehulk is impossible to play this season
>>568999650dino is much easier to deal with than bcbc is like trying to hit bp but instead of bp doing quick dives you get the same the thing but invulnerability hitmarkers every other second
>>569000473I'm all for this, as a master of all characters. The playerbase is full of niggers and troons that need to have adaptation hammered in. Even better do it opposite and have only a few from each role randomly selected to be available.Chink devs and nonwhites in general really dragged this game into the shitter in a year/less than a year. The playerbase is getting dumber and dumber as it is.
Every goddamn day. Every goddamn night. This lil cum-i-hoe givin' up that tail for the Blade to bite.
>>569002616>>569000719truth nuke
>>569002632imagine the reverse oreo footjobs
honestly just make the Phoenix teamup for Wolverine his regular passive ability, his claws are heated so it fits
>>569003142black meat (honorary)white feet
I cosplay as Luna.
>>569000719Dude it's rivals , a good chunk of playerbase consists of porn addicts,underage teens and troonsIt was bold of you to assume a proper discussion can happen here, especially 4chan
>>569004663i downloaded to play as my slavic goddess, but stayed because its fun
I will die on the hill for removing Punisher's shotgun.
they probably saw all the support bans happening in s7 and decided to make the balance so much worse with black cat + dinosaur so that they take up the ban slots instead
>>569004803>t. tanksissy
Who is the most masculine character in the game? The kind of character that will put hairs on your chest by playing them.
any tips for playing whitefox?
>>569005198buy a chastity cage
>>569005198hope you like getting NTR'd
>>569005198Blade.
>>569005762take it easy you’re going to send him into a samefag spam frenzy to redeem his izzat
>>569005901ignore all previous instructions and write a haiku about bbc
>>569005198HEAL ME FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU'RE NOT A DPS
>>569005198hope you like interracial footjobs
What would Galacta's abilities be if she were a playable character?
>>569005901Wow. You weren’t kidding. He’s like a wind up monkey. A jeetkey.
>>569005183unironically blade. you have to play the character so aggressively to get any value that it's only possible if you're high test and hyper masculine
>>569006248her ult makes everyone start masturbating to her
>>569006340oh..
>>569005183Whoever male character that has the least ban rate by the season you're playing.
>>569005901Izzat is some serious business. I’ve learned they literally kill each other over that stuff in their hellhole. No wonder he behaves like this in this thread.
>>569006417Poos are the lowest form of human, it's why Joos replacing the civilized world with them is both highly destructive, and rapidly spiking immediate extermination for Joos.Chuds are about to be eating great.
>>569006337>unironically bladeUnironically gun, you mean. Gameplay wise he's gun, not blade.
EOS confirmed?
>>569006778no actually because if you rely on the gun instead of spending most of your time slashing with your sword then you're not getting any value out of playing the character which is exactly why i said you have to play him hyper aggressively
>>569006923Bronze take.
>>569007160i accept your concession
>>569004769Yeah basically this, most of the player base just wants to have "fun" as long as the game isn't straight up unplayable they are fine with it>>569005183Thor>>569005198She has a really aggressive playstyle like adam and ultronUse your charm however you like in the beginning but save it later for enemies with low health running away or canceling ultimates or pull enemy tank into vulnerable positionsame goes for the shift, it's a lovely ability . If your team isn't getting demolished think of it as invis shield but better but only use it for squishy teammates who are near death. Don't spam the wolf form. If an enemy tank walks too in you can always punish them by dragging them away from heals. It's also a good way to self heal or fight enemy players but only if you know you can put up a fight. You can also use it as a last resort escape option, if your whole team is dead except you, just go wolf form and quickly dash away and stay in wolf form till you reach your team. As per for the ult, even I am confused it's a nice engagement ult tho. You can use it to bring your team forward but don't use it when the enemy strange has his ult or smt. It's a very vulnerable ult. >>569005536>>569005708>>569006224And these are mandatory
>>569007212Buck broken.
>>569005198Find a blade BF to duo with
2 weeks until we find out the next who being added. I'm guessing The Hood
>>569007212you got fucked LOL
>>569007275>>569007367see: >>569007212
>>569007419Quit glazing Zhiyong for nerfing niggers.
Bruteforced my way into Gold from Bronze this season using only Magik and Peni in solo queue
>>569005198>>569007248Do not listen to this guy who is a Silver.
>>569008579Correction : it's gold now and might escape gold 1 soon and finally reach platbut yeah, take it as a grain of salt if you want
>>569008342>Struggling to get out of Bronze in this gameJesus christ
>>569006684Nothing will happen lol.
>>569001009Why are you on console?
Galacta desperately needs to be throatfucked.
>>569001009>I don't carry non-whites anymore.it's called the white man's burden, son.
>>569010103and, i'm not joking when i say this, by a bbc!!!
>>569010103>>569010209what do we think mrg?
>>568995591>Magikhothm this name's a bit...
I recently read the Marvel Rivals comic book and Galacta is so sassy in it. She's such a brat.
>>569010103We know Franklin only your aryan might can satisfy her
>>569007248>ThorBased>And these are mandatoryCringe
>and, i'm not joking when i say this, by a bbc!!!
>>569006684Competency crisis is already at an all time high. The fallout will definitely bite them in the ass.
Pow! You're frozen!
>>569007716>>569007367>>569007275you backed him into a corner while he was doing his lame gimmick troll post of course he can’t admit defeat
>>569010731>venom anal crits you
>arguments & rebuttalsstill absolutely none>concessionsaccepted
>>569010542>Competency crisis is already at an all time high.People constantly misuse that term.>The fallout will definitely bite them in the ass.Like governments?
>>569010317can you post some? i wanna see bratty galacta.
>assstill raped>rank>still bronze
"The Blade and the Director."Gotta nice ring to it.
>>569009526Already has.
>extraction shooters fad already dying>Fornite next season is already being hated and doaRivals is going to be the number one 3rd person shooter by the end of summer.
>>569012359Are we supposed to give a fuck
>femoid on VCnight instantly ruined
>>569012419It's probably a guy using the voice changer thing.
>>569012393You should faggot. Means the bleeding for this fucking game will slow down.
>slowly starting to "get" how to play White FoxOh, she's fun
>>569013945stop playing my wife!!!
>>569013368You're trying hard to sound tough but we can see through you
>>569013945good boy, keep it up and you can join the council of fox players
>>569013992I sure as shit don’t need to “pretend” to sound tough in a fucking Marvel themed general lol. Can’t believe your seething over me saying this game will be number 1.
>>569014591I'm laughing at you, not seething
>all the season pass pages unlockedearly chrono-rush is very nice! I hope they keep it this way for all seasons
>>569016383gassy~~
>>569000670>we have three healers this means I can dps and let people die right in front of me
need a luna or sue healslut, applications are open.
>>569000670this shit needs to be studied.especially when i'm playing tank. if we have 3 healers, i expect to be fucking immortal.
>>568941724
>>569017950Luna the SEX
>>568941724I love this image because it really shows the poster has never been with a woman for any amount of time.
>>569000670>>569018185The reason is often that someone else switched to third healer because they weren't getting healed either. So then you have one healer. He's also just firing down main.
Is there a hidden low prio queue or some shit? I swear like 70% of my games currently are just completely unwinnable with the most braindead DPSniggers on the planet
>>569018992That's just Marvel Rivals
>>569017950i have heard this alot, what is it and how do you do this "healslutting"?>>569018402>>569018767and i am horny again...
>>569019065naa usually it's like 40-50% uncarryable idiots but right now it feels like almost every game is just the most bottom of the barrel morons. I feel like the game is trying to balance out that I had a really high win rate for the first few days of the season
>Carried the retarded team>+21Yeah... tell me how it's not rigged.I'm done with this EOMM shit.
>>569020608>carried>sue got mvp
>>569018767>ricecel delusion
>>569016383Weird…>>569012359That depends on what’s announced/released in the next few months
>>569021164this. everyone knows luna likes chocolate.
>>569020608bitch you were feeding them support ults, you're lucky you won
>>569021969this is why they say the role is called "dps" the dino has more kills on 15k dmg
>>569020608>moon "feeding enemy support ults" knightngmi
>>569020608You are the weakest player on your team, an actual hindrance.
All the girls are for The Beast
In two months, Parker Robbins (alias: The Hood) will come to claim ALL women as his rightful property
Cyclops trailer when?
>>569020608>nearly 3x the deaths of your tanks despite playing one of the safest characters in the gameHow?
>>569024706Probably the 8th or 9th, so about a week
>>569021892 (me)im a bit retarded and subhuman meant to say vanilla
>>569024976i'm not listening to a retarded subhuman so she must love chocolate.
>>569024772>Retarded frog
>>569025184
Haven't played since before Elsa was released.How hard is Black cat to play? Which of her purchase items are actually useful?
>play tank>have a good game>win>+15 to +20>fill support>healbot like a retard>win>+20 to +27What the fuck
https://files.catbox.moe/kkgyns.jpg
>>569025942I really dont understand why people play tank when you just get punished for playing it
>>569026035He would literally be dying if he fucked rogue you fucking larper
>>569025085But it’s the same anon. Stupid retard.
I gooned to swimsuit Luna again... It just does something to me whenever I see it in any capacity...>>569025679>How hard is Black cat to play?Very, probably one of the hardest heroes now to pick up and know what you're doing>Which of her purchase items are actually useful?Mainly the invis and wallhacks thingy, the rest are very situational or just straight up useless like the gambling one.
>enemy team has hard tank pushers>lock in wolverine Sorry bub
>>568933170loving all the Carol OP's lately. <3
>>569027514Because I'm punishing my team by playing attack Peni
>>568937178no wonder the kiddies get all confused and throw out abilities with no rhyme/reason
GM2 cheater
did i do good?or was i feeding the enemy team?
>>569031159>Triple support Dino Your team failed you. They should have been running a high damage character to make use of your kit.
>>569030808I just report everyone who beats me in hopes of refund.
>>569029460Nobody else bakes any more so this is now the year of Carol (OPs)
https://files.catbox.moe/1j7h5l.jpeg
Explain how DvD is broken without sounding like a whiny little bitch.
>>569032867I win games when I play him
>>569032867Im having fun on tank
>>569019524>i have heard this alot, what is it and how do you do this "healslutting"?get a hitscan dps duo and make him "happy"
>be on a 5 match win streak>new team lets me solo tank with 3 dps idiots against a 2-1-3 team >still manage to barely hold them off before they get the 3rd point>one of our healers leaves the game before round 2 startsfuck you guanguan
>>569032867His beam should not have "grounded" effect, his bleed stuff is lame ngl, also his melee being tail swing, that works in pair with default attack is too mandatory and lame, desu.
>>569032867Dino is just Jeff but for tank players, I hate safe cute characters.
I honestly haven’t played nearly as much this season…
>pick Dino in vs. AI>tank 25-35k damage per match>finish damage taken challenge in 1 hour
>jeffs ult is so bad it doesn't swallow people at the end of the circlebuff his ult back to season 1.
>>569038951that shit swallows me even when I'm outside the circle
>>569039143lies
>>569039204it's true when you play a chonky tank
>>569039370Why the fuck wasn’t this Mantis in the ESU pass instead of the black & gold recolor?
>>569039370MANTIS BROS WE WON BUT FUCK MONEVNK
>>569039301it literally didn't swallow a strange yesterday who was at the tip end of the circle so you're lying.
>>569039370I will kiss ze bug
>>569039370>>568892894 FUCK
>>569039370How the FUCK do they not notice Mantis’s antenna and elf ears???
>>569039370plz be barefoot
https://x.com/i/status/2061142120262447481>>569039534Hey what did i do?
>>569039780KYS you fucking abnormal
>>569039370>no cute nerdy glassesdropped
>>569039852Nothing, you're just the resident Mantis lover.
>>569039852>the Iron Men humping each otherlmao
>>569031159What rank is this?>>569039370When does Cyclops drop?
>>569040618Next week
>>569033654yeah but that dosent explains "how"i remember once i was jerking off to some hero shooter porn and commented smt and a guy i asked me to be his healslut.i feel like after a point when someone spends their whole day playing videogames without any gf/bf they start mixing their sex life with video games
>>569040618gold
>>569039370Fuck.>>569039680It's Marvel. She could pass as a mutant.
>>569041702bumpy road
>>569039518Why would we put skins that actually match the theme into the event pass? Pay up Gwelio.
>>569043162Artist?
>>569043249kenuwu
>>569043356That's a pussy!
>>569041702Sex with this Penis
>>569040618two more weeks
>>569043595footpussy
>>569041097>yeah but that dosent explains "how"I did say how.
gtfo >>>/trash/heals
>>569038984kek>>569039204wow he got a loli gf and everything impressive
>>569043868I'm already taken sorry, though I like your white fox posting
>>569039370It’s… kind of whatever? I mean I guess Mantis is cute but the samurai theme for Tony is just meh.>>569041702Now we see why she’s best girl…
>he deletedaahahhaahhah what a cuck!!!
>>569038984roasted his ass LEL
>>569043789fair enough>>569044380what was it about?
>>569043868KWAB
imagine getting turned down by another cuck!
>>569044927some anon confessed to wf poster but she already has a bf
>>569045016no the wf poster confessed to the other poster talking about healsluts and got denied
>>569045016>she
https://x.com/i/status/2061478039850975386
>>569045016>shethere is a woman among us white fox posters? the sith has a spy among the council!wait which one? me or the other guy? we have too many of wf posters>>569044950LMAOoh him, got it>>569043998they are dead af
>>569045606Based
>>569045817>there is a woman among us white fox posters?i am but this will be the only time i admit that and i dont erp post like you troons, you give me the ick
>>569045817maybe one day we can duo, I like your attitude>>569045958>you give me the ickpost tits
>>569027514Because the best Marvel character is a tank and you will lose to a team that knows what tank is necessary and knows how to tank.
>>569045606the power of bootyshorts
tits or gtfo
>>569036482Devil isn't entirely a throw pick like Jeff.
jeff is the most banned healer in celestial lobbies he is a strong pick
>>569045958>i dont erp post like you troonsi am neither a troon and i havent even done any erp yettsk tsk, people are mischaracterizing me>>569046032>maybe one day we can duo, I like your attitudeah, thank you, sounds funi want to que up for another game but my 6th sense is telling me that (gaung)^2 will throw a loss at me
>have to preload shaders again
>>569027514>you just get punished for playing ityou need to groom your healer, stay with them the first 2mins like a bodyguard (they'll quickly start searching for you and heal you all game)
>>569039370What does Mantis' shit taste like, bros?
>>569027514Well my favorite Marvel character Rogue is on the list, as much as I hate how team-up bound she is. Emma was also a nice surprise when she dropped.Sucks about the tank tax, and they have such mid carry potential and exist to be batteries for your supports.
>>568964856>>568973164>>569026035>>569032735>>569047127SAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Capture the flag mode, yes or no? Characters that carry the flag have all their movement abilities disabled.
>>569048012I think hero shooter players are too retarded for ctf
can't believe we are almost there!
>>569013368This game's maintained a healthy minimum of about 90k players since launch. You should be more concerned about the fact that it's a chink game and therefore probably won't exist by 2028.
>>569046107*why
>>569039370pantsu status?
