# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245># News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread:>>568600527
sisters are kaiju
first for six eyes × ashley
>>568992449Dekai imouto
>>568992587Dekai imouto indeed.
>>568992479second for cuck shit denied
>568992479https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7_I6kj9fTc
Why can't she just be a normal dev and post an update like "Hey the next one comes out June 21"
>>568992217What are the physical and mental traits that define what sisters are /calg/? What sort of things do they like to do? What kinds of media and sustenance do they consume?
>>568993854Since my sister is the quintessential sister, all sisters are tall and have massive tits. Additionally, in order to be a sister they must consume ungodly amounts of trashy one-season-and-done isekai anime and have the taste buds of a seven year old.
Devlog machine broke
>>568994026>one-season-and-done isekai animeWhy do sisters like digital circus?
>>568994660Sisters like all sorts of godawful shit.
My sister compared Coffin to Hazbin Hotel.
>>568995091They both involve demons and say the fuck word so I guess they're at least tenuously comparable on the very surface level
I can definitely see why Hazbin would look like it’s in the same field as Coffin to someone observing both from the outside
Devlog soon
>>568995091It's more like helluva boss actually
>>568995091>>568995661cease
>>568995617"Soon" being a relative term compared to the heat death of the universe.
Another question for my fellow delphic scholars. I was thinking about picrel (I have a hold for the book it's from, looking forward to reading it), and while the obvious utilitarian arguments against it are pretty obviously wrong, I can't think of a good counter for a societal argument. Even if Mark and Julie don't tell anyone, the act and their willingness to do it indicates they believe societal norms don't apply to them in the same way as everyone else. How much this matters to you obviously depends on how much you value a cohesive society, but if we are to achieve the delphostate I think it's definitely worth addressing. It's not like society doesn't tolerate actions that break down cohesion, namely immigration and whatever the marginalized group of the month happens to be, but I think it's still wise to think of some actual retorts to this idea rather than just leaving it at "but we let it happen elsewhere!!"We all must educate ourselves in delphic debate until everyone on earth agrees with sisterloving.
>>568996957Consensual incest, even if fully legalized, would represent an extreme minority of the population. The detriments associated with incest from a genetic perspective only work when applied in an industrial scale, effectively if it were encourages or mandated by the government with no oversight. It's not even a matter of "we allow X, so why not Y?" Incest between even close siblings creates a negligible risk of birth defects which given the low incidence of consensual incest in general does not pose a noteworthy risk to social cohesion or long-term genetic prospects.
how many people interested in incest have only siblings they aren’t interested in
>>568997919A lot, probably. An incest fetish and just happening to want to get frisk with your insanely hot sisky are two different things.
>>568997919I dunno, but think about it. Your siblings share 50% of your DNA, so if you're into it, chances are they are as well.
>>568998181Apparently 60% of your personality is genetic, and I'd wager that in-group preferences are too. So 50%×60% = 30%With those odds I'm content with drunkenly kissing her and saying sorry the next morning if need be.
>>568998295We do NOT need /tttt/ fags coming here.
>>568998732Somebody on /tg/ made TTRPG's for Nemlei's renpy visual novels though
>>568998798Yeah but tabletop autists CAN be okay. Trannies are insane without exception.
>>568998732>>568998798Never mind, I misread /ftmg/ as /mtg/
>>568998912Same thing
>>568993707what?
Do you think Ashley ever kicked Andrew in the balls
>>568998295>topsurgery.net
>>569000484Anyone who cuts a woman's tits off for cases other than cancer needs to be executed. The delphostate will make it so.
>>569000554flat is justice
>>569000781Your sister's tits are your sister's tits. Big, small, flat, huge, doesn't matter. To interfere with the maker's design is cruel; evil, even.
>>569000554They should cut men’s nuts off for cases other than cancer instead
>>568997508I think there is still an issue with social cohesion. The genetic issues are not worth worrying about, but I do think there's an aspect of asocial behavior associated with incest. Not to say that's a bad thing, merely that it is opposed to societal norms and that inherently comes with issues to some degree. Of course normalization like with Greek Egypt would be wonderful, but that's not really helpful for productive discussion regarding the modern day.
>>569002560Social cohesion requires the appearance of propriety, this merely requires a calibration of the definition of normalcy.
>>569000554>>569000859Brothers, we will take back our countries and save our sisters' sisters.
Only about an hour and a half or so before I get to spam refresh
>>569002921Big sisters, little sisters, our sister's sisters need protection!
>>568995617>>568996693>"Next report will have all the details about the next major patch, including which episode will be released and its release date.">Doesn't give a devlog timeframe
>>568992449GIANTley scares me...
>>569003021>Doesn't give a devlog timeframe--AAIIEEEEEEEE!>https://files.catbox.moe/sx8ezt.png
ITS UP
>>569005225you're an hour early...
>>568995091Stupid comparison. Yeah Andrew and Ashley may occasionally curse, but it isn't every other word like Vizzieslop.
Hypothetical question: if you were to have a Coffin themed party, what food item(s) would you use? I thought Stew and Home made lemon muffins, maybe some coffin themed mixed drinks.
>>569006205>You got TACO BELL for the coffin party?!
>>569006205Obligatory Nina nugget box for everyone (it is impossible to open)
>>569007258But... schrodingers nuggets...
>>569007258Only from the inside.
>>569007258Nuggets?
>>569006205Canned tomatoes with saltSpaghettiCake and coffee (somebody will steal one and feel bad about it)
>>569007570Still unreal that Nemlei made it canon
it's up!
It's up
>>569008805>>569008749Bullshit
It'd down
Nemurei....
>>569008749>>569008805BULLSHIT!!
Sometimes the devlogs get posted at 8AM UTC!
Post Coffin tunes so we can find comfort in sound, even while there's no news from the front.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx4POcVjnMg
>>569009894SoMeTiMeS tHeY gEt PoStEd At 8aM UtC!!
ill see u niggaz next month
>>569010358This has very much given me some comfort in sound, thank you.
June status?
>>569011443Who's June?
>>569011443Who is this June tramp?
IT'S UPhttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=4151835070967509060https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=4151835070967509060https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=4151835070967509060https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=4151835070967509060
>>569012102I ain't clickin that shit nigga
>>569012102Should I click that shit...?
Late or bait?
>Finland beats Swizterland>Nemlei does not celebrate this by publishing a devlogWtf?
Checked manually, no devlog, don’t click shit
>>569011443Juilliard status?
>>569015017Post beef.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J72Hp1G9Ofo
>>569016874why is she small
There was a DEVLOG here.It's gone now.
>>569017890Ashley is TINY
>>568993673If only there was a way to recognize that it's trolling outside of /b/
>>568961789>wake up excitedly>no devlogGuess I felt wrong...
Karugo, I will have a nap.
>>568971418
>>569018109Yes, but why?
>>569019290Predicting shit coming out of ass
>falling for the fake outnever gonna make it, it's coming i can feel it
>>569007258Limited time Leyley mcflurry
https://x.com/i/status/2061307418295070819
>Andrew... It's not your fault.
>>569022124>Don't fuck with me, alright! Don't fuck with me Dad, not you...https://youtube.com/shorts/NV79Oe1GNPA
>Andrew...it's your fault.
>I'm sorry, Andrew. You did the best you could
>>569018109only need one popcon
>>568994108Did you guys just not listen to her?
https://x.com/bruhtherfuckr/status/2060013150460895737
>>569028092Hair down ley is so sex. Pixie cut here is surprisingly cute too.
https://x.com/i/status/2061262823783567859
>>569028092For me, it's slicked.
>>569028092I’d like to see fade without the top making shaved
>>569030717Aryan skinhead ashley
>>568998798>Divilethion:https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/91969281/#91969686>Better Half:https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/91440614/#91444191>Candy Scabs:https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/92245075/#92250579https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/92253630/#92254975>No-good Noelle:https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/92001539/#92005705
>>568992217
>>569033313>bad ashley sex
>>569033313>half brown dark date niggers
>>569033313>grooming leyley
I love my wife Noelle!
>>569033313>Julia goneNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>569033942God I love Bunnycleaver
>>569033261these need to be compiled and put in the general links
I want fucking nuke the house of that latino cuck and his friends so much. Getting fucked by Spanish and colonized must have make their gens and brains rot. We didn't get devlog on top of this. I am so angry.
>>569033313>Nemlei Julia
>>569034520No, the OP links are no place for fan content.
>>569034902Can it be? No way.
Andrew carrying the weight of no devlog
>>569034831I hope he fucking kills himself. (I can say this in 4chan right?) He is apparently a haggot too. Why renee shippers are subhuman untermench like this?
Really sad that this artist deleted all the art they made. This is the only one I have saved.
>>569034902>>569035018Stop asking questions
>>569034831>>569035208
>>569035680No idea either but it's likely some form of mental illness. Best not to engage
>>569035517Shame, I enjoyed it despite their fetish of forcing Ashley to have pepperoni nipples visible through her clothes.
>>569030217Profoundly South American art style. The the buttocks and breast exhibit strange and very unattractive amounts of buoyancy. Moreover the Homo sudamericanus fails to understand that the shockwave from the slap should be distributed across the buttcheek, instead having the buttock's shape completely unchanged apart from the dent caused by the slap, which based on the physics would appear to be a permanent dent.
>>569035517>I CAN'T BREATH
>>569035517Damn they deleted their stuff?I think i saved alot of their art, I'll try to find all of it tomorrow
>>569036547Here are a few i managed to find immediately
>>569036878
>>569036997
>>569036997>WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!God this breaks my heart. I know in my heart of hearts that Ashley would be sweeter to her children than that.
>>569024504You're supposed to say "I'm sorry I came Andrew, it won't happen again..."
>>569036543
>>569036547>I'll try to find all of it tomorrowthank you soldier
>>569035539Great! Julia is even better when I don't have to look at her ugly face!
>>569035172How original that picrel
>>569037159I think that's cute, I've always found new Momshley learning how to mother along the way and not really knowing the exact needs of the child very adorable. She will be a professional mom that understands what the baby wants from the scent of his poop in no time.
I had a dream where I was mansplaining Linux to my sister, and she got really turned on and started feeling me up and breathing in my face before making out with me. I wish I could convince her to switch that easily.
>>569037916>Anon's erotic dreams are about making his sister install Linux
>>569037916>So this is called sudo...haha it means uhhh....it's like a magic command that lets me tell Linux I have permission to do something with administrative privileges. Like 'sudo apt upgrade firefox' to update my Firefox package! Yeah...
>>569037916>mansplaining Linux to my sister>she got really turned on
>>569038848Sisters immediately after:
A couple threads ago an anon asked me what my longest Coffin/calg filename was after witnessing my infamously long and sophisticated filenames I use to help when searching for them. I finally pulled off the command to show me the longest I had and the longest one I specifically named was this one.>renee follows money by surgeon who follows organs by leader who follows demon summoning by the entity who follows souls by lord unknown infinite train.png
>>569040218This genuinely encapsulates the current ethos
>>569037461Meh, Nemlei herself plagiarized Silent Hill
>>569040624Nemlei delayed the devlog to retrofit the OST with Silent Hill 2 trackshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZhvK0lZFxo (For picrel)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpVuGYTmi4ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56lWd1m3a5w
>>569041028https://youtu.be/97D4oxrGg0cI love Pyramid Leyley so much
>>569033313>sorry big ass
>>569041914NEVER apologize for having a gyatt
>>569037916Anon you have to let go.Of Linux, not your sister.
>>569042205She indigenously decided to purchase a Raspberry Pi because she wanted to recreate foid trinkets she saw on TikTok. I don't think she even knows that Pi's run Linux. I'm sorry, but sisters using free and open source software is inevitable...
>>569041028>>569041864Daughter!
>>569033313>anyway together relationships sibling coming delphic
>>568992607I love seeing this post, such an elegant figure. Need a Renee like this or I will bomb a hospital.
I don't wanna wait another two months
I wasn’t expecting this to be about incest but it’s a pleasant surprisehttps://youtu.be/9g6Tj3DMq5I
>>569043003Is it Delphic?
>>569042757Based
>>569042757Might wanna delete this post senpai, especially after recent events. Unless you want the glowies on your ass
>>569042525Can't you install anything you want on the Raspberry Pi?
>>569043319Its hardware is limited, but yes it can run earlier version of Windows, MacOS, BSD etc
>>569043197Does /calg/ count as a far-right hate group?
>>569042525>>569043319>foid trinketsLike this?
>>569043672
>>569043529>earlier version of WindowsA Pi will run Windows ARM extremely slowly and without proper drivers>MacOSNope. The new Macs may use ARM but it's Apple's own custom instruction set that won't run on any old ARM device.
>>569043992I dont understay why anyone would even want to use it for anything other than a lightweight linux distro anyway.
>>569043697Yeah basically. She wants to make an MP3 player, random toys, a GPS, and a cyberdeck.
>>569044109If you're not playing games (apart from emulating) you can totally daily drive a Raspberry Pi with Plasma 6 if it has enough RAM and an SSD. There's even a program that can recompile RPG Maker MV games for it, giving you a true low-powered Coffin experience.
>>569043672It’s a self solving problem, they kill themselves and each other like naggers
>>569043529>earlier versions>t. unaware of sister currently installing Win10 IoT Core LTSC on her Raspberry Pi
>>569044145Sounds pretty nice to have a sister into tech anon. Hopefully it'll go somewhere good. She's not gonna fuck you because you know Linux though.I have a backup of all my coffin media running on one of my Pis, I even have it pumped through Cloudflare tunnels so I can promote delphism on the go!
>>568677120I found it. I called the city council's lost and found service and apparently I lost it on public transport last week. I swear to protect my sisterly keychain like it's my own sister.
>>569042525>>569043319>>569044627>>569044961YUUUUUUUM *buuuuuuurp*
>>569046430I wanna give my sister a raspberry pie if you catch my drift
>>569046651Anon, you have prostate cancer.
>>569046364Now get that gps tracker
>>569046823>>568677463
>>569046893I don't think prostate cancer does that.
>>569047147Blood in semen? Yeah it does
>>569046364Now you must kill the transport workers who handled it.
>>569047329Why?
>>569047073Slipping again
>>569046430I never had a problem with my sister's weight. To me she's beautiful, Rubenesque
bigger sister is more sister
>>569047808I am shattered by you deleting the post where you said you love me....was it all just a game?
>>569048765I do love you anon. I was just embarrassed by messing up my quote linkI’m glad you chose life and found it
>>569048593I keep asking but I keep forgetting (there needs to be academic research into this): do architect brothers like older sisters or little sisters more? The Delphic University will surely fund this study
>>569049163She ain't a big sister if she ain't a big sister.
>>569050964With big sisters?
>>569045435
>>569019290I'm pretty good at this.For the record: my previous prediction:https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558691101/#558926418And the one before that.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/548414812/#548416008Note that in the first one, I explicitly stated that it wouldn't occur in March but in April.Now I predict devlog on 1st of August, between 00:00:00 and 23:59 UTC
>>569052942Nemlei has spoken!
>>569048593Sometimes less sister is more sister
>>569046430How many Fatley growth stages are there?
>>569058628Assuming anon made good on his threat, 44.
>>569058628>>569062881He stopped after 8 because he is a coward
>>569066365fatty fatty fat fat fat
Thiccsters
Beybey
>>569064514His conscience didn't allow him to desecrate the skinny queen further. Subhannemlei.
Heh, I am glad that references to Islam are becoming increasingly more common here, even in my absence. Even though what you anons are posting is horribly incorrect, I can tell that you are interested in learning about the true religion, and mending your ways. This will not happen overnight, of course, but we are off to a good start. Inshallah, one day, we shall perform the Hajj together, and all shall be revealed unto each of you. Then you will understand.
BEGONE, DEMON!
>>569066365Cute
July status?
>>569084217IT'S JULIA, NOT JULY!
>>569084332
>>569080636It's just me and some other probably Moslem guy, fake sheikh. So dont get your hopes up, you're not converting these pure Ahl al-Incest people to reject God's true beauty.
>>569084332>j_yell[BUST].pngIsn't this bust from that anti-incest mod made by a femsperg where girlboss Julia 'saves' Andrew from Ashley?
>>569084332Seeing her in emotions that aren't just meek innocent shy girl (fake) reminds you just how ugly she would be without that mask on. Truly hideous.
>>569085958Why isn't there a boysperg mod where Inkyink saves Ashley from Andrew?
>>569088506As a man I'd die of embarrassment if I ever made a simpmod.
SIX SEVEN
They should make a mod where a bus saves Ashley and Julia from Andrew
>>569091078There's so much fanart of Ashley doing the 6 7, why is she so six seven coded?
>>569092316High energy retard
>>569092281I like how this post can be interpreted multiple ways
What if ????'s soul harvesting gig really takes off and he feels the need to recruit more tar souls? All of a sudden there are other people working for ???? and Ashley's no longer special. A larger workforce requires more management, so now Ashley has a manager tar soul that she works under and she has a quota. She's now required to log her stolen souls on a computer and there's an IT tar soul that manages the computer network. Another tar soul gets promoted over Ashley and she gets frustrated and takes it out on another tar soul. She's sent to the HR tar soul to talk about her anger issues. Some consultant tar souls come in to downsize and Ashley's forced to come in on Saturday to pick up the slack for those that have been laid off. All that and the printer never works and someone stole her stapler.
happy pride btw
>>569092281They should make a mod where a bussy saves Andrew from women
>>569092878>????WHomsT?
>>569092878???'s soul harvesting gig will not take off, because ??? is a retarded demonpeasant with no long term strategy. It can't even finesse Ashley into serving it willingly, all it knows is to crack the whip and set itself up for failure with short term solutions to problems. Lord Unknown mogs it into oblivion. Even Divilethion can tardwrangle humans better.
>>569092878Ashley is the only tar soul because she is secretly the anti-christ, unknown even to herself
>No devlog this month> Just found out that my Dad has sex with random hookers and my mom has no idea about it>One of those hookers is also a trans "woman" apparently CAN THIS DAY GET ANY FUCKING WORSE ?!
>>569097238Goooockussy
what the fuck is inkyink
> Be me> incel HikiNEET> Play better half> Ig a clone of myself that sucks me off would be slightly preferable to dying alone> a dude who's just really similar to me would also suffice> start thinking about circlejerking \w the homies when I'm in bed> start watching trans/femboy porn> They're literally just women with dicks. plenty of straight people like that> start watching MMF threesome porn.> Cuckoldry is a classic fetish of the low-quality heterosexual male. that's fine > start watching MMF porn where the dudes penetrate each other> It's way hotter> The dudes make cute moans when they get penetrated> Start watching porn with nothing even remotely feminine involvedanons....
>>569097238What the fuck, is he trying to kill himself and her with AIDS?
>>569098519>plenty of straight people like thatNo.
>>569098519>>Cuckoldry is a classic fetish of the low-quality heterosexual male. that's fineLost me here>>MMF porn where the dudes penetrate each other>>dudes make cute moans when they get penetratedJust when I think I’m out, they pull me back in>>Start watching porn with nothing even remotely feminine involvedLost me again
>>569098519Glad I'm doing the right thing by ignoring all Better Half posting because you can tell it's not worth the cancer just from the responses.
>>569001979Noooo mom, not my balls!I’ll suck your dick!You want me to eat shit, I’ll eat your fucking shit
>>569001979They already cut the tip of the dingus of most american male babie's off cuz some vegan cereal magnate from the 1800s thought it would stop them from jorkin it. Isn't that enough?
>>569099560…No.
>>569093329Vased
>>569098250It's ancient pre-/calg/ lore...
>>569042757do a elementary school instead. better for the environment>>569037916curious because incest disgust me. not others doing it, conceptually its pretty kinky, but thinking about my family that way makes me want to vomit.do you think you are attracted to your sister due to loneliness, or maybe youre scared to socialize and you already know and like her, or is she just really hot, or maybe a bit of all three, or something else?
>>569100445Ohhhh Juliaaan, it’s a hungry worldThey gonna eat you alive, son, yeahOhhh Juliaaan, when their fangs sink in, I’ll stitch you but then I gotta throw you back in, ohhhYou just try and sleep, even though you're aloneYou just close your eyes, boy, you dream of homeThe light is always on, you just keep that in mindWhen you wake in the morning, you'll be satisfied'Cause there is always a wrong to your rightAnd there will always be a war somewhere to fightAnd God knows I've had some rough fuckin' yearsOoh, oh Lord, oh Lord, keep on keeping oooonnnLa, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-laYeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-YEAH-YEAH-YEAAHHHhttps://youtu.be/Om_VWBua0_M
>>569100826Sometimes sisters can be so hot it blows right through any disinclination toward getting frisky with the sisky.
>>569100826Can a man fantasize about installing Linux on his sister's computer without being accused of incestuous longing?
Turning "miss sis" into "Mrs."
>>569100618Do you have pre-/calg/ examples cuz this p cringe
>>569098917As a non-homo who's played it, it's not that bad in that regard. It's actually probably her funniest written game.
>>569104610>>569098917Thiu isn't even gay, that's the funniest part of the game
>>569104816please don't start up this argument again
>>569105548What argument? He doesn't even qualify as prison gay. Thiu wouldn't even suck Thiu's cock, and Thiu has a crush on Vivian.
>>569104610I have played and enjoyed Better Half. I just don't like Thiufags in the thread homoposting and talking about suicide and their depression in their circlejerk. Nuthin' against 'em, just don't like 'em. Simple as.
I wish I had a melancholy femboy clone of myself to be not gay with
>>569107126Shit you might redpill me on this one >>569107169
>>569106306>Thiu wouldn't even suck Thiu's cock
>>569107750I thought the other one was named Phiu or some shit
>>569108106Þiu and Điu
>>569108106Both are named Thiu. The Diu stuff is just a joke because one anon started using the symbol for dental fricatives, but nobody else had those so they'd just use the closest visual approximation
>>569108723>>569108754Which Thiu gets the eth and which gets the thorn? I personally think Happy Thiu should be Ðiu and Sad Thiu should be Þiu.
>>569108973That's how I got it set up on my Tomodachi life island
>>568992449artist?
>>569026597>Duplicate file exists. here.https://x.com/soooftnana/status/2061311932918100227
https://x.com/couldaru/status/2061140681545195964
>>569112432very cute 'shley
What exactly makes a work "Nemleian"?
>>569113847If it encapsulates the current ethos
>>569113847Sister sex
>>569113847brother sex
>>569113847You know it when you see it.
>>569114112>>569115181Sex. With siblings.
>>569107126I get what you're saying now. That's fair lol
She should release it on Steam as Worse Half: Better Edition
>>569119076Lol
>>569113847If it makes my dick hard without being explicit
>>569120441God this caffeine is Nemleian as fuck
Caffeine makes your dick hard? Why’s it make me shit my own ass
>>569123847Caffeine doesn't give me a boner by itself but it does make me horny
goodnight calg see you tomorrow!
>>569126675I rabu you
>>569100826Occam's razor theory: a small but notable minority of people is not particularly averse to incestuous thoughts about their own family members and secretly think "you know what she/he's cute. would"
>>569126675i'll be gone by the time you wake up, goodbye and goodnight
>>569129117Anon please do not 6-7 yourself
sister sex
>>569133051Proof?
>>569036547
What if the "promised vegetables" that Lord Unknown gave Andrew are an invasive species, new to this dimension and botanists are freaking out? Like these flowers had never been seen before and around a decade ago they suddenly popped up and now they're everywhere, taking over everything? Native plants are being pushed out and the country is on the verge of an ecological disaster?
>>569036547Just a few more
>>569137585...I just fucking realized. >I'll eat your vegetables (flowers)>??? states that flowers are food for soulsLord Unknown is not an entity like ???, its a giant corrupted soul.
>>569137810
>>569137895I thought ??? was a soul too? His former human body (or the remains of it) are in his bedroom.
>>569137964Why would a soul eat souls though? Unless he's a soul cannibal.
>>569137959
>>569138063And I think that's all I have from this artist
>>569138017Isn't that Ashley's philosophy?
>>569138163...they're both just extentions of the siblings souls, aren't they? And thr backstory about ???'s body is a red herring. Is that the twist?
>>569138383I don't think they are manifestations of the siblings but they definitely parallel them:>??? is completely transactional>LU promises Andrew a cheap escape from accountability
>>569006205Oat cookies and apple soda
>>569138605>>569138383And LU is something Andrew accidentally summoned as a child and only faced again as an adult, by which point LU had grown into something that could no longer be summoned to the Human Realm anymore: it's a perfect metaphor for Andrew's accumulated (and indeed unresolved) issues.
>>569006205>home-madeWe're literally shown them being bought in a store, anon
>>569138830>apple sodaMixed with nail polish for full accuracy
>>569139134Would you believe me if I told you Lemon muffins are surprisingly hard to find at most grocery stores? Lot's of poppy seed lemon ones, but no standard lemon ones.
>>569139258What are they putting opioids in muffins for
Sometimes when I hug my sister I especially squeeze her from the back to feel her breasts pushing against my chest.
>>569139307heh, wish they were. Concentration is too low for that sadly.
>>569139258I suppose you could always contact a muffin manufacturer and order a lemon-flavoured batch. You'd have to be willing to use up at least 1000 muffins though.
>>569140058>use up at least 1000 muffinsHow many muffins would this be per /calg/ger?
>>5691402131000
July will be the one, /calg/. I can feel it.
>>569140871Her name is Julia
>>569141091Let's not forget the JUL14 draw thread this year...
From my anecdotes, Argentines aren't haggots. And their president is a massive siscon. I say we welcome them.
>>569141273...or I'll get *REALLY* MAD, ANONDREW!!!
Did you know studies show that Anons who do not love Julia will be violently anally raped?
>>569141981(She's hot when she's mad...)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEMLEI YOU WENCHDON'T DO THIS TO ME
Don't worry guys, at this rate we'll have a release by 2030
>>569139617Based, I hug my sister really hard because her retardedly big tits give me motivation in life and feeling them squeeze against me makes me feel safe. I want to blow my nose with those things.
>>569142530>She's hotSaid Andrew never
>>569143613>I want to blow my nose with those things.What the fuck...
>>569144450Its sad that Andrew canonically thinks Julia was ugly. The fuck is his problem? Julia is adorbz.
>>569143613Please tell me you meant "blow my load".
>>569144598I've always thought Julia was ugly since the first moment I saw her. Nothing against her, I just get where he's coming from.Like I imagine every character IRL automatically in my head and Julia seems like a solid 5/10 that you're willing to befriend or hook up with, but like she needs a LOT of personality to cover that up to put it lightly.
>>569085790How many followers did Muhammad (PBUH) start with, and how many are there now? Plus, he faced the same hardships as I do now. I shall follow his example to the utmost of my abilities, for I have faith. Faith in Allah, the Messenger, and the good nature of people, which needs stimulation in order to fully show.
>>569144598>nom *munch* nom *munch* nom nom nom
>>569144598>Andrew canonically thinks Julia was ugly.proof?
>>569144598I bet Julia is fucking dumb. I mean that in a cute way. I bet her processing speed is really slow and she's the kind of girl that outsources all her decision making to the people around her. Like, if she lost something, she wouldn't look for it but would instead wait for you to get home then ask you to do it
>>569151174
If Julia was my mom I’d break my arms
>>569151174Julia outsources her processing to the sisternet
>>569153610Did you run this through a Coffin autoencoder?
>>569155890>Increased resolution from upscaling the imageMaybe I'm dumber than Julia
>>569151174>I bet that stupid bitch Julia is FUCKING dumb as FUCK that CUNT>I mean that in a cute way btwWoah anon...
Julia plays Skyrim:Two handed warhammer, it’s the most damage after allArmor that sucks because the stronger one is uglyNever uses shoutsNever uses spells except basic healing that only delays death by a few seconds, or shock so she runs out of magicka and can’t healPleads with you to do it and hands you the controller to do the encounter after every death>“Anon, I can’t kill this troll to get out of here… help..”>one fus ro dah was enough to get time to beat it to death in a few hits
>>569158195Girls are cutest when they're dumb>>569158925Julia is a Hearthfire girlie who I give the controller when I want a break from adventuring so she can organize the homestead for a few hours. She even makes me carry around a set of nice clothes so I can change from the Daedric armor into something cuter for when she plays. Once she's done, I cum deeply inside her>Armor that sucks because the stronger one is uglyShe is right about this. You get Orcish at smithing 50 and Ebony at 80 so you're stuck with that god awful Orcish armor for ages
>>569150281During the Julia phone call at the park, in the Cliffhanger route. There's a part where Andrew brags about leaving "that" (Julia) ugly girl to cry whenever he chose "you" (Ashley).
>>569153610What was her endgame?
>>569151174I know people say this alot about fictional characters, but I always imagined Julia was on the spectrum. She's 100% an og 90's bred aspie.
>>569164441idgi
>>569164612Internet people love to label characters as "autistic", Although, I can see Julia being one, makes her hotter
>>569164904When you see a retarded thumbnail and know this is the new most pretentious video essay of all time
good morning /calg/, wonderful morning today
>>569165630I know this isn't remotely /calg/ related but why is Kenny here? He is poor, not retarded
>>569164441I love my poor conversationalist autistic Julia gf and her interest in trees
>>569167105If Julia had autism then Andrew wouldn't have found her so boring. Andrew's type is autistic girls, because Ashley has undiagnosed autism.
>>569167514>because Ashley has undiagnosed autism.Ashley is not autistic, just stupid
>>569167573Ashley is smart! She correctly uses the subjunctive "were" without missing a beat, while Andrew uses "was" as a subjunctive each and every time, despite being an English major!
>>569167573Ashley is a genius, Julia. Nemlei speaks of this.
>>569167514Autistic normies like Julia are the absolute worst. They're the worst autists and they're the worst normies. I'd rather speak to the average normie than an autistic normie.
>>569166719He's a mute
>>569167514>If Julia had autism then Andrew wouldn't have found her so boring.Autistic aren't the eccentric Chris Chan types people expect them to be, often times they're the anthesis
>>569168843Why did Julia get headcanonned with so much dumpy?
>>569167836>inb4 "being a dropout makes her smart"Real geniuses cruise through HS
>>569169645And where has that gotten you
>>569169593I remember some anon said they headcanonned Julia as being taller and curvier than Ashley. I dunno, I have also seen people draw Julia pudgy and fat as well. I
>>569169593Why not? Who headcanon's a girl to have no ass?
>>569169854Julia with a Zarya build
>>569162824Why are girls so obsessed with putting their whole face in it
>>569169953Height envy Ashley looking at a taller bustier Julia
>Julia is whatever I identify her asYWNBAJ (you will never be a Julia). This is the Julia build, and it's perfectly fine as it is.
You can do it anondrew! Keep it up! Don't lose hope!
>>569170648This post is so sad
>>569170018It's a self-soothing reflex, think of it like how cats seek warm spaces.
>>569170648I love that little bounce, God this is a good day.
>>569170389>skinny>petite>tits and ass exist>shoulder length black hairThat reminds me of someone else but I can't quite figure out who...
>>569171805Your mom?
>>569164441I’m a 90s bred aspie and I can see the vision but I think she’s also a bit just daft
>>569171805>You will NEVER find a girl like me, EVERRRR
>>569172583This is what Ashley says every time after their weekly sibling breakup
>>569172772
>>569172772>Ashley feels unloved>Ashley decides to start a fight on purpose>Andrew is only affectionate when they're making up>Andrew resents Ashley for starting fights on purpose>Andrew gets comfortable >Ashley feels unloved>Ashley decides to start a fight on purpose
>>569172583https://files.catbox.moe/b859t0.mov
>>569173132What did Andrew mean by this?
>>569178138>I have to put up with these kinds of posts for another month
>GUESS WHAT MONTH IT IS, ANDY~~
>>569179214>implying the old bastard ntr posters will stop if they’re wrong
I accidentally jizzed on my keyboard and now my N key keeps getting stuck
>>569170389You can see her big booty poking out from the side
>>569182571Gross. And unfortunate. How will you make N towers now?
>>569182571Well, at least you can still type Thiu.
>>569168557>I LIKE GIRLS WITH BIG FAT TITTIES>I LIKE GIRLS WITH DEEP VAGINASthe kid who said these is mute? fuck off.
>>569187605Sex. With sister.
>>569182778Holy cope. Just like her as she is man, Nemlei's standard young women design is always the same anyway.
SEX
>>569171259Holy crap I love this pushing the face on crotch thing. I never realized how hot this was. Also if picrel gets me banned again I will blame the janny on my suicide note.
I demand plushes and I want them NOW
>>569189054
>>569195947Do not click
>>569196408God DAMN look at them HONKERS
>>569195947Here's the long awaited ??? pillow
>>569197619Ewwww, Andyyyy! We have a mould!
Why isn't Nemlei business savvy enough to be selling merch already?
>>569200042Woman
>>569200042nemleian enterprises is doing the paperwork first
>>569200042what would your ideal merch for this game be if nemlei ran a poll?
>>569202083Life-sized Andy plush
>>569202083just a plain regular good quality mop
>>569202083
>>569202083Nemlei fleshlight
>>569202083Do you think Nemlei will give us Ashley + Andy scenes in the Realm Between?
>>569202083Dark gray hoodie with ??? on the left breast >>569202892Or this
>>569202083A small tree that's made of wood
>>569202083Plushies specifically based on the overworld sprites
>>569204095Fun fact! That's all trees, because trees are made of wood
>>569202083can of tomatoes
>>569202892>>569204021I need the coffin youtooz so bad
>>569205116Kek
>>569202083i wish i was in andys place, getting a reach around by your older sister must be heaven
>>569202083a booklet of all the concept art / scrapped art and its progression
>>569202083Foodley's! I want Kit9 to partner up with a local grocer and have Coffin-branded produce. Every product has Ashley's face on it, so that every bite is pure deliciousness AND cuteness!
>>569206742Not really.
>>569207053Almost heaven
>>569207053Maybe your sister wasn't so good
>>569207272She was exceptionally good. Cretin.
>>569206742>>569202083Nemlei robbed us by making an imouto game
>>569207625You robbed your parents of a son they could be proud of.
>>569207954What the hell? Am I not allowed to be fond of my sister just because I'm younger than her?
>>569206942coffin themed cookbook would be cool, or perhaps a victorian styled grimoire that tells you how to summon lord unknown
A mod where you’re Renee’s little brother
>>569202083julia blow up punching bag
>>569207246West Virginia
>>569208003I think some people here might’ve been fully non-con molested by an older woman in their childhood that fucked then up because any time you talk about one there’s mass melties from probably the same one to two faggots
>>569208003I didn't say that? Where is this odd projection coming from? What happened to you?
I don't think this game would be as hard hitting if Ashley were the older sister, it's unironically far more common for the "overburdened older brother" to become the distinctly incestuous one, the problem is that he couldn't actually get away from Ashley because of her problemsYou could have an obsessive younger brother but an older sister is far less likely to develop those urges herselfI get that it's fiction and you can like what you like, I just prefer how realistic Coffin manages to be at times
>>569210086How do you figure this because it’s pure anecdotal and not true
>>569208003/calg/ has taught me that men are either fond of their big sisters or are mentally stable
>>569210086Girls always experiment with their little brothers because older sisters have the most amount of influence (older sibling) with the least amount of accountability (princess).
>>569211176Women are evil
>>569210972You should check out the tf2 gen, its hot with pedophiles rn
>>569210405>pure anecdotal>>>/r9k/mcg had some posts about it a while back
>>569208630>>569212194
>>569210086its almost like coffin is written by a woman who understands how human emotions actually process
>>569213264Humans are not robots anon
>>569213247>gif of an actual pedophile
>>569208630You're the one who said my parents aren't proud of me because I said Nemlei robbed us...explain yourself
>>569210086>but an older sister is far less likely to develop those urges herselfBullshit
>>569214012he only texted her inappropriately and when he found out her real age he dropped her then she started accusing him of the more heinous stuff (which was never found to be true).
>>569214338Nemeli never robbed us, therefore your parents were never proud of you.
>>569214669Okay, anon, whatever you say
>>569205116I would buy that so bad. I would eat nothing but canned tomatoes (whatever the fuck that entails, tomato soup I guess? I never thought about it lol) for an entire month.
Translator's question: what do you think Andrew is saying here1) I'm + going to sleep2) I'm going to + sleepThank you for your input.
>>569216150what?
>>569216150I also did a translation work with TCOAAL but I don't see why you'd feel confused about that part. It just means 'I'm hitting the sack, night', nothing more
>>569216150Are you asking if Andrew is going to sleep, with to sleep as an infinitive verb, or if he's going to sleep, with to as a locational and sleep as a state he is entering?
>>569215016Now I need to make an aneki siscon game to make my parents proud.
>>569218476The latter is how you would express it in Finnish:>Meen nukkumaanWell, more literally it means "I am entering into sleeping"
>>569217874Just a fun thought, I picked number 1 myself.>>569218476Yeah I'm asking whether "going to" means like "I will sleep" or is it part of the verb known as "go to sleep".
>>569219293I am entering into my sister mmm
>>569219691Is false.
>>569214012>>569215116i think you are confusing with an ACTUAL pedophile and also a foot fetishist on top of that anon
>>569219356Present progressive can be used for near-future situations anon
Julicute
>>569222275Many are saying this
>>569219356"go to sleep" in English is an infinitive rection
>>569221328Yes, duh. But my question is, is he using the phrase "go to sleep" or not.
>>569223456please provide source when sharing their art anons
>>569194980>hasn't been nuked out of orbitI interpret this as freedom
>>569223985Sorry I've been negatively conditioned against posting twitter links, especially when they were posted very recently because I get replies from comedic geniuses saying "buy an ad"https://x.com/PhuongHoa189/status/2061993722456449273?s=20
>>569224090buy an ad
>>569224090Shut up @PhuongHoa189. Buy an ad.
>>569224090I love this artist so much>>569223456The liberals will tell you siblings cannot do this platonically
>>569224090Advertise 4chan ads
>>569224090purchase marketing space
>>569224090I'll buy you an ad.
>>569224090Buy me an ad please
>>569224090Advertise /calg/ on other boards
>>569225372Do NOT fucking do this, we're full.
>>569225372We're already a /calg/ website. Soon it shall be a /calg/ internet, and finally, a /calg/ world.
>>569223913I mean surely? You do realize how robotic it would feel to say "I will go to sleep now" in convo like thos right
>>569225372I'm doing my part on /out/
