Previous: >>569179462>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
I don't want to go to work.
>>569203076No
Satono Falcon?
hellotoday has felt okay, hopefully yours has too
A singular potentially good game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW6zBuO7sb4
https://poal.me/ksbsxkhttps://poal.me/ksbsxkhttps://poal.me/ksbsxk
Bright on my kite
No retards and schizos this thread, appreciate it thanks
>>569203162Not particularly, but happy you've been doin well
>>569203116Creek's a pedo
(you) YES (you) WE HAVE ONE MORE SLOT AVAILABLE IN autis/uma/ FOR A DACCHI WHO IS READY TO ENTER THE ZONE AND JOIN OUR COMFY A-A+ RANK CLUBJUST DONT FLATLINEapply here or in game with /uma/ in your bio
Still my proudest achievement in this game. How many of you plat owners can say you've beaten these odds?
Sit down before you open this Autis/uma/ bwos
Digitan LOVE
Mare bloomers...so erotic...
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for June? Rare Brick (835612678) has one (1) spot for a lucky anon! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't completely flatline unless you already finished. We have:>ohayo stickers (and many more!)>shoe wars at reset (mediums only!)>practice partners and room matches for CM>a safe place to complain about the xoguri and vbourbon menaceReply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
https://jiggie.fun/cPxsv4?https://jiggie.fun/cPxsv4
Sex with Uma on the beach.
>>569203319Cute Journey
>>569203246what the fuck
>>569203345woahnot that into tan but she looks nicehopefully she wore a lot of sunscreen
>>569203246>it's realTOPKEK
>>569203376die chatgpt tranny
>>569203246h-he said i-its just to s-s-ay hi... bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>569203189>rich umaKill yourself
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>569203180>Zero as pre-order bonus
>>569203486>he's poorLmao! Keep seething wagie
>>569203246Danchou ditched the club since we couldn't keep it in A+
>>569203246girlswe got gossip to eat today
>>569203486>poorfag
>>569203246>only 34m made to /uma/clubThis is clearly a personal attack to kill yet another /uma/ club
>>569203570
>>569203246Hold up I was just making shit up it's realm lmao
>>569203246I will atone with my life if my autisdacchis demand it.
>>569203319>>569203350No
>>569203558>mid watching of the trailer>you spoiled the surpriseFUCK YOU BUT ALSO HOLY SHIT BASED
>tfw forgot to bring power sparks>tfw didnt get groundworkits oper...
Ok good night anons make sure to get it all out of your systems by the time I wake up tomorrow
>>569199864/v/ermin should get the fuck OUT, I will post the chrono of all of you until you all stop shitting up the threads.>>>/vm/
>>569203345valid
>>569203774Shut the fuck up nigger. At least he plays the game
>>569203246they cant keep getting away with it.....
>>569203839we're not dead yet bwo...
Ichigo daifuku..!
>>569203246my, who could have seen this coming
>>569203246>dancho betrayed his cute kouhais to sell out to the most soulless club that exists>so he could get a couple hundred extra free carets per monthremember this is how much you were worth to him.
Did you know there are three kinds of umas?
>>569203180Literally the only good game, and we already knew about it. The entire thing was a sham.
>>569203774he's right tho our rooms suck ass
>>569203897Your danchou gave up on you losers. Biggest cuck club
>>569203839>my club got taken off the imagephew we've escaped...
>>569203962>Biggest cuck clubbut enough about bricked
>>569203623>try this with keb>he quits the game insteadmaybe i judged him too harshly....
>>569203623Didn't they reject a guy because they think 50m isn't enough? This is weird indeed. Maybe something is going on behind the scenes on dicksword or reddit
>>569203905Fuck off Umama.
>>569204016you're not relevant anymore ever since you recruited those randoms, bricked
One day I'll actually play an AC game. I'm told it's basically just a Gundam game, but the Gundams are planes.
WHY IS EVERYTHING CATBOX DEAD AAAAAAA DEATH TO THE ANTI CHRIST AND DEATH TO AI!I want to fuck Helios and Palmer so bad holy shit
>>569203486
>>569204086It's a discord club of course there is backend chat
>>569204171>retarded gyarusNo
>>569204038>instantly raped
>>569204075he chose death before dishonor... keb... my forever danchou...
>>569204276Retarded gyaru are the hottest, easiest to fuck as well
I love Rice
Can't stop thinking about Stego.
>>569204393>full of AIDS from ugly bastards
>>569203102You have to go to work so you can take a week off when the time comes.
>>569204276Helios is less retarded and more just a gigazoomer. Vapid, short attention span, constantly seeking social media attention, etc.
>>569204475well you shouldnt
>>569203902cute
>>569204075The danchoucord is real???
>>569204503Sounds like a INCEL PROBLEM, FAGGOT!
>>569204480I can but when I do think it's always sex
>>569204551Benzocarbazole was always part of /uma/clubcord. You would know since you are in bwo
i like ayaybers
>>569204480
>>569204384I miss him...not really
>>569203246
>>569204709Lore behind this?
thank goodness>>569204692me too
>>569204480Stego cute
>>569204678I'm not in any /uma/cords
>>569204795fukken explooooooooooooooode
>>569204780apparently Point Flag's first fuck was Fuji or he did it first idk
>>569204795>luckfag AND whaleDisgusting
There are two slots open in HonseFun for a couple active anons that want to chill out over the sumemr
>>569204795bricked guts
Wall of Shame:Ulle - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤPandre - ex - BasashiHydrops - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤMARo - ex - Uma&CoUmama - ex - Rare BrickOJ - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤnyo... - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤNana - san - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤNash - ex - AlmondLoveDaji - ex - ButtSweatBenzocarbazole - ex - Autis/uma/
I always buy glowsticks because Danchou will be happy but I'll never tell
>>569203246Can someone from Umafia give me a tldr on this? I read some threads ago that he'd be coming in to say hi but now danchou is talking about July in CC?
>>569205049
>>569205262DEGLOVED
nishino cute
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>569203756>front runner operanani the fuck?
wwydfinal speed WITHOUT any more trainings would be 1181I'm thinking clicking wit here then hope for at least ONE stray... but even missing 5 speed doesn't matter much. would be 1314 vs 1320
>>569204780they probably sired children with the same mare, which is really fucking common for prolific sires (which they both are). you could make the same comic with lots of different uma characters, and even include the mare (e.g., sei/taiki/flower)
>>569205610You shall always be the greatest poster of all
Did autis/uma/ fail danchou or danchou failed autis/uma/
nig here, Windy!*smacks lips*
>>569205746I would tell you to shut the fuck up umama
>>569205615her unique skill reads like it works great if theres multiple front runners so i guess that toreina might be onto something
>He isn't loyal
>>569206001my loyalty died when the new danchud fucked up the club
Is the DAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBY the most prestigious race in Japan, or is it just the one people meme about? I mean it's only 1 of 3 needed for the Triple Crown
>>569205179It sounds like he got burnt out from Danchou duties. I think he used to farm a lot before MANT so I would be happy if he stays in the club
>>569204883>cuckshit
>>569205846Neither. Or I’d like to think so. Cygames failed Umamusume.
79217677Last minute CM14 races
>>569205746okay kinda was the most non-gamble of all time but fun to think about still
>>569206106There's 3 "big" races in Japan>the Dahby>Japan Cup>Arima Kinen
>>569202979>>569204940We actually aren't asking. you WILL join our club and you WILL have fun. Shoot us your id (heh) and join up
>MANTBlazer benefits from racing as many G1s as possible>MANTBlazer where guts is busted so umas with speed and power growth can abuse it>MANTBlazer where where you start out significantly weaker and need skills that are "if losing, win">MANTBlazer where Triple Crown gives bigger bonuses than Tiara, but you need easy access to recovery skills to reliably win it so most are forced into TiaraThe grey monster can't keep getting away with this...
>>569206001my old club (non-/uma/) basically died and is now a D-ranked shithole with only two active players
I mean, if Umas population is the same as the population of horses in our world, Uma is fewer than 1% anyway.
>>569204241>dicksword or redditThere is none of that>Didn't they reject a guy because they think 50m isn't enough?Did not know this though if true that is a little strange since 30m is nothing now so whats up with that?
>>569206491I think the main issue is going from /uma/ club from another thread club
>event that can potentially give Fast Learner>doesn't give itEvery time
>>569206427But I'm already in an /uma/ club....
Staygold is ugly boring trash spammed by one retarded faggot who decided to spend 6 months of his life spamming an ugly whore that no one actually cares about. Mentally ill people need to be committed.
>>569206301Taishin was a mistake94303691
>>569206602>Whats up with thathmmmm i wonder how they messaged each other
>>569206427I can't help but nyotice that the dancho blowjob is absent from the recruitment post this time.....
>>569206473you dont need recovery skills to win the crown. i raw dogged the crown route yesterday on cheer halo with 350 stamina and 600 guts. and by that i mean she won tenno sho spring.
Looks like my superiority has caused some controversy
the Autis/uma/ danchou was the /uma/club alt all along, what the fuck!?
>>569206106internationally speaking the Japan Cup is the highest rated race if you didn't win that you're a fraud racist
>>569205870>PLAYING THE GAME!? SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT
>realizing my wit facility was still lvl 1 in the second to last twinkle race
>>569206686The worst part is this event shows up EVERY SINGLE RUN for me with Taishin, and I still never get the skill without buying the fucking hat.
>>569206829I got the super creek rival on both kikuka sho and tenno sho spring
every fucking club has a discord. for some of them its more secret.>b-but my heckin 4chan approved super ethical anonymous club doesnt!yes it does. you just arent invited.
>>569206686it's like 5%, really low
>>569206602>Did not know this thoughjust go through the archive. it was the dude who fucked up the danchou race made the anon cancel it>There is none of thatthen how did they communicate each other so he "can go and say hi"? if someone can point the posts regarding this it will help
>>569207075im the danchou of my club... we dont have one...
>>5692067496/9Please join....IM SORRY FOR RUNNING A TRIPLE FRONT TEAM ITS EITHER THIS OR OPEN LEAGUE DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK THERE I DON'T WANT TO IT WASN'T MY CHOICE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEE DONT LEAVE MR ALL ALONE IM AORRRRRY
>>569206835Kill yourself tranny
I don't care for Stay Gold.
CM14/Gemini room: 52681551graded, normal mood.just want to see what my last-minute aces do. anyone from piggies to procrastinating shitters like myself, everyone welcome.
Why do I continue playing this game even though it makes me miserable? I spontaneously burst into tears multiple times a day when I think about how my trainees are all lesbo
umama melty
>>569206810it was already claimed, I have to come up with another sign-on bonus>>569207075Honsefun is 100% dickcord free and ethical
>still worse than my other onewhat the hell, man
>>569207132>ITS EITHER THIS OR OPEN LEAGUE DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK THEREWhat's wrong with Open Ligue?
>>569206749There are two wolves inside youBahbin Potential Uma28043990
>>569207169Based
I'm eating a watermelon can I eat the seeds
うまむすび
>>569207157Kill yourself redditor that doesn't play video games
a flower crown of gratitude. how sweet.
>>569207354Open League*
>>569207479yea
>>569207479Eat enough and you can use Seed Spit as an attack.
im not even sure why are anons so disgusted of the idea of using discord they act like its gonna ruin their life and make them gay (they already are)its just a fucking group chat that doesnt suck thats all it is you dont have to use it for anything else other than to send a message to your danchud or the other niggers in it
>>569207512>>569207582Ok I'm gonna swallow them instead of spitting
>Umama here>schizos herenyoooticing
>>569207402psst... check your invites bwo...
cm15986726419867264198672641
>>569207402*insert Maya pic here*39096454>>569207354Nothing it was just really boring desu
got my 9* stam parenttoo bad she got fucking PACE CHASER pink. digitan never pace chases. I am distraught
Whenever I see my trainee talking to her rival crush I feel this searing pain in my chest. It affects my sleep and appetite. Suicidal thoughts cloud over everything else.
Kill all V tards
>>569206994I have every uma who won the derby available in global and plan to collect the rest so TRUE
>>569206195this is literally it. when you're danchou you have to deal with so much extra bullshit that isn't playing the game. its what keeps killing danchous, the thread doesn't get that. the UC dancho just said basically said "hey you're chill, come take it easy with no quota & no responisbilities for a while since no one is going to join us apparently anyway">>569206602>>569207075>>569207119i'm too lazy but you can find the posts where they communicated in the threads, they seem to get along well. /uma/ club doesn't have a cord and neither does HonseFun, Autism/uma/, UMADash, nor Umasumi
>>569207657not everyone was born after 2010 like you
>Dumb Falcon with S dirt>a really good dirt racer>SMART Falcon made to be S turf>an unstoppable goddess that you have to build cheese strats to counter a normal build
god I wish Mejiro McQueen was real
uma for this non-schizophrenic or V tard feel?
>>569207284the child-demon herself.another CM14/gemini room: 65303899graded, normal mood.just testing some last-minute aces.
>>569207657discord records your mic, every file, every application, your desktop, your webcam, your credit card info, your SSN, your cock size, every keypress at all times and sends it straights to Palantir.Uma musume, pretty dherbay
>>569207917/uma/ club 100% has a discord
>>569207657 you are right in the sense that it isn't evil on its own. But its a symptom of the small internet phenomena. taking away traffic from forums and image boards and slowly killing them. Kids today just get groomed on discord instead of reading storytimes on /co/ like I did when i was a teenager 10yrs agouma musume
>>569207917sounds like cope if you cant find proof. dicksword fr
>>569207773So fast I almost didn't even catch Taishin on my screen54164090
>>569208031*wish granted*she wants absolutely nothing to do with you
>>569207975hoeh...
>>569208102This, except Uma Musume, sweepy and Hachimi do literally the same thing.
>>569207119>>569207917At least this>>568501803 Pretty sure there was more the day before and/or after
/uma/ is quite enlightened it seems. More or less final results.
>>569208126front loaded rooms are so aids
>>569207657You don't need a group chat with your club members
>>569208137that's fine it'd be cool just to see her run very fast or on da big screen at a baseball game
>>569207657I don't like discord from the standpoint of it's a lazy option for having actual websites. Simply as a chat or voicecomms option I don't care about, but I don't want literally everything to become a discord page.
>>569207657its not that it turns me gay. its that it takes the community out of the thread and puts it somewhere else. if some general has an official discord it has a tendency to become an ingroup clique and the thread becomes a wasteland. all the silliness and whimsical anonymous banter is channeled into a secret place nobody can see. the only people left in the general are schizos and newcuties which ends up killing the game's presence here.
>people totally wouldnt lie about being trash poster and schizophrenicah yes
TamaLove doesn't have a discordit cant. they would've told me.
>>569208226obviously Oguri cap is a cute and honest horse, she would go "huh?" or ask for headpats if you ask her anything outside of running really fast
>>569207975barbin sniped turf s mile s falco in the corners here >>569207402
WHY THE HECK DOES LEAGUE SELECTION TAKE SO HECKING LONGJUST START THE FUCKING CM ALREADY CY GAYYYYMES
>>569207657People aren't mad that it's a program that replaced Skype/Mumble/Vent. People are mad that it's replaced forums and posts on mod pages
Any statisticians in the audience tonight? How is it statistically possible that Tracen has zero het students?
>>569208126Supercar-san....I kneel...39323669>>569208227That's how it is on this bitch of a racetrack
>>569208219ok this at least says something
>>569208468I still haven’t done my third ace
oh sweet predictions are enabled for cm14 room matches
Nishino qt
