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Previous: >>569304843

>Global Game News
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Link your account to Cygames iD
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire Vega
Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/Firm
Current Event: The Promised Hour

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg
06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)
06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event
06/07 - New Legend Races
06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)
06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event
06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)
06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/2200
06/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)
New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)
Starting guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Race Analysis Tool & CM Data
https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs
Race Simulator
https://umalator.app
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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FUCK YOU
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WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hot rice
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>>569322538
>>569322569
>reverse search
>OG post from reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1tvxq3c/my_mejiro_mcqueen_cosplay/
time to stalk, then
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KAHBY
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>>569322990
based, have fun
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>>569322990
I am going to talk and rape you for posting Chrono
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>>569322990
>usernames advertise herself as a "lolita"
anime leads to degeneracy.
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join autis/uma/... now... for a club with dacchis, who love eachother and are ready for their 30th and final dacchi to join our A/A+ rank club
just dont flatline!
apply here or in game with /uma/ in your bio
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>>569323363
lort I'm comin
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>>569323293
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any plans for the weekend?
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>>569323610
I'm gonna take a fat shit, get a Philly cheesesteak, and suffer in the CM.
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>>569323610
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sexy orfe
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>>569323476
KINO.....
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One beautiful uma coming right up
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okay question to those who helped me earlier, or anyone really. do I really need wit bobo? need 2 pwr to get enough stam and her card is too shit, think early lead might be enough?? pama also comes with it
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>>569323610
I will be fucking my Tenga Mirako as always and trying to break my record of 9 nuts inside of it, last time my cock just wouldn't reharden even tho I took a lot of supplements and drugs
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>>569323610
i'm going to restart working out/weight training and get jacked (again).
(prolly not)
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Yae
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laisu
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HOW IS IT STILL LEAGUE SELECTION START THE RACISTS ALREADY
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>>569323836
teiobro.....
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>>569323610
Furiously masturbate to macqueen lewds
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Trainer-san... Matikanetannhauser, Nice Nature, and Ikuno Dictus are planning to confess to you. What do you do? Twin Turbo is also "confessing" but she's just admitting she wants to beat Teio in a race. Again.
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>>569323538
Chrono after she gives me fellatio and I'm trying to convince her to swallow
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>>569323914
rape Taabo of course
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>>569323610
It's only Wednesday
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>>569323897
I'm not really a teiobro as I work out to keep my testosterone levels in check so my cum loads are powerful
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>here's your 2 speed 1 power 3 wit run bwo
FineMo fucking sucks as a wit card holy fucking FUCKING SHIT FUCK
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A new club during MANT?
Yes that's right ExcelUma is looking for members.
Are (You) someone who
>casually plays the game but wants to win CMs
>plays in Open League
>a place for Open discussion
>into spreadsheet autism
then ExcelUma (4/30) is the club for (You)
there will be gibs this month but as to how much you'll get and where the club will place is still unknown
please reply with your ID or have /uma/ /vg/ in your profile to identify yourself.
Club ID
588536995
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>>569323916
Mejiro Succubus................
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>>569322227
https://x.com/chocoloIita
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>>569324079
Should have rolled for Curren Chang
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>>569323610
idk watch game awards with the homies and not get excited for any new games coming out
>>569323835
you will have to compensate for being behind at the start of every race with enough midrace to overtake the person that actually used the bourbon card, shitty as it is. It's not impossible, but you're really just making it harder on yourself. If you had a stronger second power card that actually does something for fronts then it could def work, but without it it's rough. You can maybe try borrowing Helios power and replacing ntr wit with tachyon, though with no wit growth youre going to need quite the highroll to reach the stats youre looking for
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>>569324135
i don't want to lose my virginity
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>>569324094
Let's be honest you don't have to keep posting this, nobody is joining a 4 member club the 10th time it's shilled. Maybe you get like 1 person, but it won't change your rank for this month. Wait for GL when some MANT quitters come back.
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Wall of Shame status?
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>>569324079
Seiun Boxing
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Who is the Sol Invictus of Umamusume?
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>>569324131
thanks
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>>569323610
trying to learn Godot so I can start making some games
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>>569324268
I want to be punched in the face by Seiun Sky
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>>569324196
have a 1lb helios if that works
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>>569323835
welfare bourbon is mediocre at production but TTL is quite important. you should be taking bourbon as your secondary wit and just borrowing a much better card than welfare marvelous cause that thing is absolute fucking trash.
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ayabe magic trick
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>>569323914
remind nature we're already married, she should stop doubting it, and that she should've told the others
then lift up turbo
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>>569324337
Are you literally me?
What approach are you taking? Kinda lost after trying to make a Mario clone and realizing I don't like platformers that much, so looking for a more focused work plam
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>>569324420
I can also just try this and see how it goes...really want capped wit
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>>569324079
it's all about luck bwo
I didn't proc Groundwork in 3 runs kill me
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>>569323835
>do I really need wit bobo?
Unless your VBourbon with built in Escape Artist + Mid-race unique + Groundwork the drop in mid-race is not something one would want most likely no
I asked earlier but you really aren't going to ever use [REDACTED] again?
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>>569324445
I don't get it
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Kiss the Princess!
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>>569313691
You're welcome bwo even tho those aren't really italian...
>>569313583
Nyo, I wish! I'm jelly of that mambo plushie...
>>569321403
That's pretty neat though, would love to go myself
Understandable, sometimes I just do a bunch of random runs and see what sticks too
Big fan of the design honestly... Her and Helios are great, I hope I get spooked by Palmer at some point
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SEX WITH MILF UMAS
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>>569324445
I've got a similar one
You leave me with Ayabe behind a sheet and you'll find us and a couple babies
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>>569323916
I NEED to have sex with Ardan's tits
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>>569323610
play games and be a disappointment for my family
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>>569324094
get some randos in the club first as filler it will be way easier to recruit when your club has 15 members
then you can just kick them anytime
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how come so many ends get to have built-in spurt but only one front has built-in groundwork
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>>569324642
Oguri Cucked ..
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>>569324343
I think you just gotta pray for the stam highroll and be willing to buy an anklet or two and press stam if your high TE cards land on it during summer
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>>569324734
Groundwork works on every race
Spurt works in 1/3 of the races
Is that shrimple
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Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for June? Rare Brick (835612678) has one (1) spot for a lucky anon! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't completely flatline unless you already finished. We have:

>ohayo stickers (and many more!)
>shoe wars at reset (mediums only!)
>practice partners and room matches for CM
>a safe place to complain about the xoguri and vbourbon menace

Reply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!

>>569323363
Good luck getting that last member, fellow 29/30 bro
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>>569324642
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I need to FUCK a zoomer.
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>>569324704
Impregnating Ardan and Ardanposters
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>>569324902
zoomer (born in the 80s/90s)
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>>569324902
zoomettes are approaching their 30s, anon. what you're looking for are alphettes.
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>>569324923
are Ardan posters biofems?
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>>569324827
>>569323363
how did umaco fill out their roster before these two
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>tfw can’t post my comm on x because of a retarded shadowban
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I really like you all, that's all.
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>>569325048
Huh? No, 30s are millennials. Zoomers are still pretty new...
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>>569325105
make a new account
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>>569325048
There are currently no members of Generation Alpha over the age of 18.
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>>569325103
Uma&Co is actually consistently A+ & doesn't have a shameful weasel of a Dancho
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>>569325114
Same. Wuv u too anon. Full on homo.
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>>569325103
uma&co has the only S-tier name of the general.
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>>569325249
yeah instead they have a retard-enabling danchou
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>>569325103
uma&co dancho is selling her umanko for the top earners
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>>569324489
just learning about scenes and stuff, I'm also doing a 3d mario clone as a first game but it's a private project for learning
my real project is a 3d action rpg kinda like KH2 but faster but it's still barebones
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>>569324816
wait really?
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>>569325332
So does /uma/Club and almost everyone stills wants to join there
That anon is right, numbers will always talk louder
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>>569325236
Sex with Ardan inside of that car
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>>569325103
>Best club name
>Consistent A+ for 10 months
>Most fun posters come from there
>Club chat is drama free and is helpful
>Danchou is a great person and will never betray you
Geeeh I wonder how a strong club filled 30/30
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>>569325103
Umanko IS a funny name
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>>569324816
i actually took spurt once with the sole intention of it boosting my emperors+baracole procs and it worked really well. i wondered if i had stumbled upon some secret tech or something.
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>>569324642
>>569324874
Kitahara is so lucky
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Stego cute.
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>>569325252
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>>569325534
Kitahara only fucks humans.
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>>569324079
this fucking Mile S + FL run is dead
can i return FineMo and get my 30k back
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>>569325103
autis/uma/ is shaky and people are unsure of if it's going to implode soon, because they didn't lose a random anon, they lost their danchou (literally abandoned them for /uma/club)
Rare Brick is even less trustworthy. They lost someone because the danchou kicked them to entertain the thread, despite them being a top fan earner. Changing the club name all the time isn't good for trust either but that's more petty.
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>>569325541
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>/uma/club
>mambo
>umanko
>umadash
we kneel
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>>569325541
>>569325634
You will never be a woman
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>>569325634
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can you club drama faggots shut the fuck up already holy shit
play the fucking game
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what a surprise. the thread fucking sucks
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>>569324902
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>>569325626
>abandoned them for /uma/club
Not what happened
Danchou was quitting the game and /uma/club offered him their empty spot with a reduced quota with no other strings attached for the month instead
Don't blame the club for danCHUD being a pussy
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>>569325332
Think what you want about V he produces numbers & helps out the club
Umacocho understands thats more important than losers on the thread whining
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>>569325880
yeah he sure does know how to turn on sweepy
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>>569325848
that's....the same thing
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>>569325797
stop complaining and do anything else
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>NTR OP
>club drama posting
>stegofag spam
amazing thread as always
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Aie...
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>>569325825
>ringlight reflections at the beach
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>>569325941
>same thing happens in non ntr threads and he thinks it's based
I wonder who is shitting the threads
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>>569322538
>https://poal.me/qnrm7r
Are you redy for the upcoming cm cuz I sure am not
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>>569325626
Rare Brickcho is a gullible retard, but it was pretty obvious he didn't do it to "entertain the thread"
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>>569325936
your thread blows cock and it's a product of your toxicity
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>>569323610
I just had a weekend wtf do you mean plans for this one
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>>569325941
Really wish the staygoldtranny would become part of the 40% already
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>>569325909
>>569325941
>>569325797
I thought you said you would not come here >>569324879
Just when I thought we would be free of your schizo antics
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>>569325848
>Not what happened, he just abandoned his club with no quota for another club with no quota that gives better rewards
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>NA hours
>Shit thread
As always the worst hours even queuing for CMs
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jiggie desu wa
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>>569326065
no one is being toxic except for you schizos...
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>>569326000
she gives me only 100 seconds to flirt with other girls or 100 seconds to stop giving her attention?
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>>569326001
She's a zoomie she 100% brought one to the beach
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>>569325909
If it was that easy why did Autisuma fall to A & why is Rare Brick also about to?
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>>569326150
are you retarded
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>>569326001
the sun is a ring
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>>569326059
he made like 5 posts saying shit about how if he sees more anonymous shitposts he'll swing the banhammer, and he goes back on what he says with things like "the thread had no influence on my choice" followed by "but the thread told me to do it!". if the intent wasn't to entertain the thread, I don't know what it actually was.
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>>569325917
No it isn't
The way you put it carries the implication that there was something wrong with the club that made him quit
He just couldn't handle MANT
The club is fine
Autis/uma/ doesn't need him
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>>569322538
B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new management and is looking for new members as well.
We're very chill, no drama or any of that bullshit. Just log in, and don't flatline. If for some reason you wont be able to log in for a period of time just let me know in advance.
Send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.

Join today and I'll cast a magic spell to ensure you get Sweep within your next 30pulls.
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>club is thinking of dropping low performers
whats that? you want me to run more than 1 career in MANT? yada!
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>>569326129
Oh? So (((they)))'re going to put people in the meat grinder now? Like we put umamusume in the meat grinder for glue?
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>engaging with the schizos
Retards
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>>569326207
are you?

>>569326323
my bad
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>>569326114
>everyone who doesn't like me is the same person
that's what an actual schizoid would say bro
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>>569326350
retard
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>>569326224
fuck off melina
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>>569326174
autis/uma/ isn't full of cheaters and SEA losers, they have integrity. Rare Brick probably doesn't have anyone smart enough to use sweepy.
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>>569326234
uh huh
but he can handle MANT in another club just fine lmao
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>2 hours since Sweepy release
>nobody posted their pulls
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>>569326153
100 seconds before Umas get put in ovens.
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>>569326240
If you make it to A do you have to rename to Asashi
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>>569326174
Rare Brick is #166 according to uma.moe
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>>569326416
bwo?
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Fine here is a jiggie I have been itching to do

https://jiggie.fun/umanko
https://jiggie.fun/umanko
https://jiggie.fun/umanko
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>>569326240
are you at 29/30 too?
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>been stalling getting food for 3 hours
whoops...
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I miss him
not really, I just like to say I do
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>>569326505
>no booba
why
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>>569326410
How well he does while burnt out is /uma/clubs problem now, not Autis/uma/s.
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>>569326416
How's tomorrow treating us, John Titor?
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there should be an /uma/ official discord that's entirely empty except for a voice channel where retards and schizos can argue.
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>sweep is another END
I HATE THE END AGENDA
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>>569326579
Fuck off Umama
>>
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>>569326742
>voice channel
what are you, gay?
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>>569326350
>my bad
Ahhh
I really don't understand why you prefer this thread to [REDACTED] when people like these post...
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tracen more like trapecen
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>>569326826
yea
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Tracen is a portmanteau of Training Center.
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>>569326826
it's 2026, anon, if you're not at least bi then you're being left behind.
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>>569326820
I love it when Stego calls me weird.
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AAIIEEEEEE
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>>569326827
Every thread regardless of OP image is like this
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the only real drama here is /uma/club and uma&co hosting thread parasites Umama and V respectively.
>they earn fans
so that justifies how much they shit up the thread?
>its just banter
same bullshit banter going for MONTHS now
Idgaf if they get kicked or not but can't their danchos just tell them to reel it in? Keep it to themselves ot something.
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>>569327115
agnesus
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>>569327115
Staygoldtranny is worse because he doesn't play global and still shits up the thread as if anyone cares about his no name whore
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>>569327115
SENSIBLE ANON GET DOWN
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>>569327056
That just makes it more confusing!!!
Ahhh
It's just such sorrowful news
A terrible day for rain...
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>Brickcho kicked a member because the thread told him to and now everyone hates him
>Uma&Cocho kept the NTRfag when the thread told him to kick him and now no one cares anymore
Uma&Co bros stay winning...
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ayabby!
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>>569327115
Top earners have more leeway unfortunately
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I want to fuck grandma's feet
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>>569327352
you don't negotiate with terrorists.
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>>569327115
>so that justifies how much they shit up the thread?
Yes
Put up or shut up Reddit Tachyon secondary bwo
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If the 3 anons in Exceluma or whatever its called just left we could fill in the empty spots in the other clubs
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>>569326957
Anon, that's a child.
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>>569326932
this. even 4chan isn't straight anymore, just glance at /b/ or /gif/ and see the floods of tranny porn, cuck porn, gay porn, ect.
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TEYANDEI
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>>569327115
Rarebricked danchou kicking Totopo really has done insufferable damage to the threads.
Now everyone thinks all clubs should prohibit any kind of shitposting in 4chan from members caught shitposting.
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>witgod has fuckall to say about late surgers for Cancer because he thinks they are that fucking weak
oh my god is it really that bad
i was gonna go 2 late aces and XOg, front training fucking sucks and i only have Seiun anyway
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>>569327450
>anon openly advocating for the genocide of an infant club
christ.
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>>569327115
UMANGUS
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>>569326552
Haha I wish.
You damn A clubs need to hurry up and fill up already so that I dont have to compete against you anymore.
I'm gonna have to just start excepting randos at this point.
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>>569327450
That club doesnt make sense to me, its a discord club right?
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>>569327398
ayabby love
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>>569327352
>kick someone innocent
>people hate you
>refuse to kick someone actively ruining the general
>people hate you
it is not complicated
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>>569327557
Both MPB and Pump work
Just find space for Marvelous and dodge the Agemasen
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>>569327532
nah, shitposting is fine, it's day in and out nonstop thread ruining bullshit that should be punished. V is a known doxxer and OP vandal and saboteur of the general as a whole.
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>>569327587
most of my recruits are randoms
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>>569327764
wrong
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>>569327557
not a lot of specifics to lates, it's the same thing as always.
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>>569327115
>reddit Tachyon
>reddit take
Like clockwork
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>>569327406
granny's smelly feet
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>>569327587
what are you at and what is your last month rank/current rank within B+? if it's B+ but at 30/30 it'll be A for sure" that's good to tell people if you want recruits
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>>569327802
Then you are not a fucking /uma/ club idiot
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Is MANT over yet?
Trying to get back into the game.
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>>569327802
Rare Brick moment
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>>569327964
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>>569327964
come back during grand masters
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>>569327557
You werent paying enough attention.
He said that Ryan and Dober can still win if they hit their ults. Thats more than he said about Ends or non-XOguri Pace Chasers.
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>>569327964
>reddit tachyon
Leave, and no.
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Im just going to watch the NBA finals instead of looking at this shit thread. Everyone ITT will be rooting for the Knicks right?
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>>569328052
New Yorkers do not deserve anything good to happen to them
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>complainers are THIS small!
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>>569328217
Keep proving how terrible of a person you are
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>>569328052
that lanky french fuck is going to bully KAT and close down the paint. the spurs are the better shooting team right now.

knicks in 6.
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Would you consider furioso and her trainer childhood friends or did they not meet early enough for that?
I mean she doesnt live in the dorms and spends all her time at her trainers apartment both before and after coming to tracen...
Her and her trainer should just get married with how much time they spend with eachother.
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What is she plotting?
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>>569327964
over soon, come back in like 2 weeks to get prepped up for the next big banner
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kingu love
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>>569328268
How to convince her trainer (me) to dress up in baby clothing after she destroys the next race
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>>569328268
Staying...Speedily!
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>>569328260
How many kids should they have?
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>>569328023
>>569328024
>>569328339
Finally its over, I want to go back to comfy farming again.
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>>569328443
I mean the answer is enough kids to keep the funabashi umamusume racing scene alive for the forseeable future?
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digging into McQueen's dignified anus
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>>569328674
nooooo don't do that.....
>>>>>>>>>>>dignified
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>>569328217
I was in the pool!!!!
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Please give me a loose hair Stego alt, Cygames, and I will give you a lot of money.
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A reminder to help your Umausumes stretch ALL parts of their bodies
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Name an uma
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>>569328769
oh....ok!!
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I will say Happy Birthday for No Reason.
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>>569328774
chevachiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>569328912
gold schizo
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McQueen sitting on my face
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>>569328818
I hadn’t noticed before, but it looks like Nishino Flower has her tail wrapped around her trainer’s arm
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>>569328217
>>569328938
Kita smothering my small thing between her big boobs...
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What an awful thread, this was a mistake. Goodnight!
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>>569328952
No Reason is the best reason!
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>>569329065
Thats because it is.
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>>569329082
my oh my
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>Danchud is a treacherous leech that left autis/uma/ for better rewards!
>autis/uma/ is now a bad club because the treacherous leech danchud left them!
Am I missing the point or the schizos can't make up their mind? If he left, then this is a good thing for the club, right?
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>>569329095
See ya, the thread is infinitely better without you here!
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>>569329140
that's hot
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>>569329152
/uma/ club is hating on everyone and wants every A+ club to fail so they remain as the top bitch
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>>569329152
nyes, but people want club drama however they can
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>>569329290
Buena leaves little marks on her onii-chan’s neck every night
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>>569329152
Literally nobody said autis/uma/ is a bad club, it's just unclear if they have the leadership to not implode now that they lost their leader.
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>my aces job in every lobby
>loosely estimated team-wide win rate is 15%
louder tracen cheer was a fucking gaslight.
fuck fronts.
fuck piggies.
and, most importantly, fuck lolis.
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I don't have the receipts but here's a summary in chronological order
>autis/uma/ dancho burns out
>/uma/club dancho will give him a spot as a send off cause 'you seem like a cool guy' (
>quits club on reset day
>peaceful resolution
>accepts invitation to /uma/club retirement home
>some shitposter posts his profile
>you are here
the veracity of this information may or may not be correct but feel free to make it more outlandish and exaggerate as you want
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>>569329517
we're holding strong, bwo. we just gotta make it to gl next month and it'll be our time to shine in the sun once again
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>>569329325
m-mommy..
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>>569329143
Succubus..
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>>569329619
You forgot the part where /uma/club refused an anon's application because 50m monthly isn't enough for them, meanwhile autis/uma/ ex-danchou only makes around 30m
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>>569329290
>1%
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Just woke up and my hair is so sweaty it wants to run VBobo and SMaru on CM.
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So is /uma/club actually full now? I thought autis/uma/ danchou was just passing by...
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>>569330069
Good one nonny
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odds i start working on the completionist title for my oshi
evens i keep looping for better parents with uma stan
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Dig here, Windy!
*unzips pants*
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>>569326932
This is bait but I'll bite
Left behind on what? The latest and most hip STDs? Kissing men?
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>>569329935
You forgot the part where aforementioned 50M guy ruined Danchou Cup and is now on the blacklist
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>>569328260
>Would you consider furioso and her trainer childhood friends
i dunno anon if childhood friend is applicable but
though they do both share the same hometown
both share the same love of said hometown
became trainer and trainee in said hometown
always hang out with eachother day and night both at trainers apartment and out in town
both transferred to tracen together after akikawa scouted furioso for the school(trainer had to take the central exam three times for this while furioso waited for him to pass to have him become her trainer again (she helped him study by sneaking him books from tracens library))
and both went back to their hometown together after her career

i do agree they should just get married though, their relationship is cute especially when furioso outright said to her dense ass trainers face straight up confession style that she cares about him outside of their contract as trainer and trainee AND outside of their mutual love of Funabashi
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437 million fan paypiggy looking for club. Trainer ID: 782582159844
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>>569330284
do you even like stinko anon?
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>>569330338
You forgot the part where /uma/club clearly stated it was because his the numbers were not enough
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>>569330334
on human evolution. you're the equivalent of the chimpanzee if you're still straight.
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Flat umas erotic
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>>569328268
8 hour googoo baby session
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>>569330571
Anal is gross and men are ugly
Also they can't get pregnant
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>>569330571
Got it, so the latest cocktail of STDs
I'll stay behind as a chimp
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>>569330675
yet.
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>>569330582
which one is our flattest uma?
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>>569329447
yeah, mine
>>569330012
i dont speak schizo
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>>569329619
Guess what, it's just /uma/ schizos shitstirring as usual. I'm in autis/uma/ and we were sad that danchou left, but that's it. No one in the club is even talking about it anymore, I guess most of us don't really have any hard feelings about it. Ryanfag and Cafefag are cool guys and they're really trying to keep the ball rolling. >>569326675 said it all already.
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I've been here since day 1...
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>>569330727
in your dreams, homo
definitely not in your lifetime
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>>569330582
But also cute.
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>>569329619
this is 100% correct minus some details that make it even more of a nothingburger but shitflingers will try to twist it into some drama because they have nothing better to do

>>569329935
/uma/club was still trying to recruit someone that wanted to play enough for the rank and would stay. after a few days they take anyone at any rank just to give them a boost of carats and try to recruit next month. in fact if you go back and look at the conversation i'm not even sure the /uma/club danchou knew he was talking to the ex-autis one until he joined
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>>569330582
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>>569330820
Dream Journey. Sexxxxx
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>>569329619
the important extra bit is that he did not tell his club members he was going to /uma/club and they found out from the thread screenshots. would have gone better if it didn't look like a betrayal.
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>>569330450
invited, bwo
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>>569330820
Global? Nishino Flower with a 67 cm bust
Future? Dream Journey dethrones her with an even more impressive 66 cm bust
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>>569331139
But will the model portray it accurately
Marvelous model is larger than the listed numbers
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>>569331023
>>569331139
wild
we are approaching concave levels of flatness
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>>569331038
Oh beautiful Palmer... I wish I hadn't skipped
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>>569331039
Reddit tier faggotry
Who cares what your anonymous brethren are doing, do you need a gay blogpost for every danchou and minor celebrity in here
You're the reason why our avatarfags thrive in here
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>>569331392
clubs are literally all about nakama, it is not anonymous.
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>>569331038
less than a big think
medium think
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THERE ARE STILL 5 DAYS UNTIL DEBUT.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU COMPLETED THE CHAIN? YOU STUPID NIGGER GAME
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>>569331139
>Dream Journey dethrones her with an even more impressive 66 cm bust
Delicious
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>>569330582
I can fix her. still can't believe her story actually has you helping her gain weight, as an architect I was very pleased
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Sorry bros looks like my run stole your bioweapon
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>>569331494
Isn't speed star a gaslight skill
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>>569330582
I want to lift her tail and smack her bony butt
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sex
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>>569331603
depends on the track
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>>569331039
The former autisdanchou was never a strong communicator
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>>569331647
this is part of my job
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>>569331647
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>>569331647
no, that's a medical procedure, you dumb coombrain
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>>569331817
Pretty
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>>569331647
We do not speak of what happened to trainer while in hokkaido after sped chuds career.
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>>569331817
musume
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>>569331817
>>569331714
>>569331647
This is grim. Im finishing Suzuka today. Is commander spe a free alt unit or a skin. Im really confused
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>>569331817
Friday
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her blow game must be insane
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>>569329619
I still think it was my fault for encouraging danchou >>569238469
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>>569330582
>>569330982
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
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why does /uma/ like the umas umama avatarfags as more when he avatarfags but they hate Topro because V avatarfags her?
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>>569332027
Skins are different units in this game
The free Supreme Racist won't also get you the original chud for free
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>>569332208
SO YOU'RE THE MAIN REASON HE DECIDED TO UNQUIT
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>>569332208
bastard, I could have used that /uma/club spot, I need the cash
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>>569332306
Umama is a teasing twinkie & the boys can't get enough of him
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>>569322990
>>569324131
>>569322172
>cut marks on thighs
Menhera desu no
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>>569330450
Invite sent!
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>>569332189
Its "fun facts" like these that all but assure the devs want you to make porn of umas despite the company policy.
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>>569332208
It's just funny how you were sure it was him and you were spot on
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>>569323835
I'm starting to really doubt it. Her stat output is so damn low and she ghosts the event chain so often that I did some testing on umalator and TTL tested worse than 200 extra wit, which I think is a reasonable estimate for how much stat loss you get by running her over NN or CB.
>>
The creation of Taiki Shuttle is mankind's single greatest achievement.
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>>569332556
>crit perception
>inspiration on ally
>ally betrays you turn after
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I'm going to make some oguri crepes
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>>569332385
>>569332453
>>569332556
I was half serious that it was fine for him to do, and half joking with my post.
I think everyone would have agreed with me if they also saw the post and figured out it was him.
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howa
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>>569332860
Mejiro Bright is a Stayer
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>>569323835
TTL and groundwork are mandatory. PP + DD are just nice to have. If you lack any of the above you will lose to a front runner that has them. Anything but the best for fronts is cope. Not trying to be an asshole, it's unfortunately just how that running style is
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It's been almost a week.
How do you feel about Inari One?
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Hey anons, I asked earlier about tachyon card and many of you helped me decide to pull since I got no other SSR for speed besides kita. But I want to ask if my card pull plan considering I plan to main Ends and then Paces as second is okay.
Considering I will try pull the scenario tax to minimum usable every time it's necessary...
>Tachyon speed + light hello
>Mr CB + Super creek
>Ramonu wit
>El condor pasa speed
Now I'm not sure if I should pull in Duramente speed and or Mcqueen wit or I can just borrow
>Orfevre Guts
>Narita Taishin wit
Again unsure if I should pull in SIL speed or wat for Almond Eye...

Am I missing something super important for ends and paces here anons? I feel this should give me a lot of wiggle room for whatever I want to borrow
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>>569332968
Ult is super inconsistent since you need to activate a duel, but she obliterates lobbies when she hits it
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>literally nothing club drama
Or maybe it is something I can't tell. Wake me up when another cuma happens
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>>569332968
i feel that she has fluffy hair and juicy tits
i wish to feel both



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