Previous: >>569460612>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Inari One (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
club drama doko
>>569479259smoochable
>>569479381I'd be feeling up elementary school Bue-chan if I took a bath with her
had a run so bad i just straight up started crying
ichiban cowe
>>569479516
Digitan LOVE
>>569479564she looks naked without the bow
evens i stay on triple frontodds i swap my 3rd front with sweepy
had a run so erotic i just straight up started cumming
Step it up end cucks
So we have definite proof from the hot spring scenario from the old hag and her trainee that umas dont age the same way as humans, in fact they dont age at all they might as well be elves. Isnt it a little messed up that they prey on trainers like this? even old men must look like little children to them. #FREETRACEN
>>569479617post them
>>569479617how the hell does suzuka win midrace against these 2 monsters
>>569479259HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY PRINCESS!
wahey
>WE NEED FAST THREADS I DON'T HAVE A JOB I NEED TO CONSTANTLY MONITOR A THREAD NON STOP UPDATING UHHH IT'S BEEN 5 SECONDS WITH NO UPDATE I MUST POST THIS FANART UH OH BROS THE BLUE ARCHIVE IS FASTER BETTER POST PORN FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY HITTING UNDER 50 PPM (Post Per Minute) *checks the 4chan stats website* FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY THE THIRD FASTEST THREAD LET ME POST A BAIT I KNOW I'LL POST CLUB DRAMA OR THREAD DRAMA FUCK I NEED TO COLLECT MY AUTISMBUX TO PAY THE PHONE BILL SO I CAN SAMEFAG WE NEED TO GO FASTER AAAAAAAAA
>>569479672Unfortunately we work for a URA where trainers don't have rights
>>569479774i posted this...
why can't she win a race? she proced white lighting and spurt from position 3 and still lost to my oguri
>>569479774Yes
>>569479465Uhm, dunno my fellow mambros are stinky or something..?
>>569479856post oguri
>>569479856tracen cheer wont proc if you are too far forward
>>569479856>intense gaze>glittering starwhat a waste of SP. anyway your oguri might just be too strong
ummmm /m/posting is my gimmickyou can't do that
>>569479937
>full throttle fires miracleOkay someone explain. It says it consumes stamina not fucking heals
>>569480153known umalator bug
>>569480068>all that shityour oguri is fake S+downside is just low witbut you can just luckshit that
>>569479564>>569479607ears too far apart
>bvild a monster taiki with mile s speed power wit capped and quite literally every midrace skill a pace miler can have at this point>never wins>my hastily made end digitang has a 40% winrate
>>569480343The front runner spam is really screwing over Taiki a bit.
>>569480359nnnhhhggg I'm a thirsty little flower, you need to water me, you need to use your pee...
>>569480446my favorite ritual post
>>569480494orenji wife!
Pig here, Windy!*oinks*
>>569480613Cute sisters! I was somewhat surprised that Brian is the bratty little sister
the orange fraud's time is almost upthe superior luck uma is coming.
so, is guts a fake stat that does nothing?
>>569480736n-no... it gives you. a homestretch haste sometimes gwo....
>>569480673She is not a fraud...
>>569480736Fronts with high guts will zoom ahead early spot struggle
>>569480736yeppers
>>569480673Brickey? It's kind of a fraud luck because feng shui is manipulating luck. Fuku is real luck gambling.
>>569480736any prime number value in guts stat gives 30-point speed bonus and 5-point stamina bonus and also lengthens the midrace cruising phase by fourfty percent
>>569480673Fukukitaru has seen the truth
>>569480736nigga have you seen 30s dueling?
>>569480736this is why anyone who responds with "b-bwo you need it for le duels!" should be asked to explain how duels work in the first place
>>569480878INERTIA DRIFTOOO!?
Does anyone have that webm/video of Symboli Rudolf activating BTEDM against Teio right before the finish line? Thanks
>>569479465
>>569480924Saved
>>569480921No but you can have this instead
>>569480736just like witit does nothing, until it does something
>>569480924nyoo...it's not trueI still care for ******
Does this one stand a chance or am I still fucked?
>>569480924I can understand not wanted to be danchou anymore, but stepping down and running to another club for a tad more rewards is whore behavior. What a faggot the ex danchou is.
>>569481106Where the fuck is your Nishino inherit
>>569480924Who will they poach next?
oguri gaem
>>569479774>UCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY THE THIRD FASTEST THREAD LET ME POST A BAIT I KNOW I'LL POST CLUB DRAMAthis is your fault maya, we had a comfy thread.as punishment you need to give me a naizuri
>>569481212peak...
>>569480924
>>569481106Bwo... Just borrow my nishino if you wanna build paces
>>569481161As a poor I have to save for cards so I didn't pull for her, and I don't have a borrow left for today
>>569480921This?
>>569480924okay but source
>>569481356
>>569481246Gib friend code then
>>569481412???? Don't judge
It's a good thing my A+ club keeps to themselves and danchou seems immune to the /uma/ club NTR.
>>569481546Feels even better to be clubless
>>569481212can i see your oguri bwo? mine isnt winning that much
>>569481583>>569480068
Yada...
>>569481631what about the bottom skills
just got a fucking normal end with Brian in unity because the final ura race was fucking 3600m
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (5/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
>>569481435585130683402You gotta get some mile sparks on your end tho bwo, sadly I got sprint on it, on the upside you may get a cm16 ace out of it
>>569481738can i join and flatline
>>569481719>ran too many longs
>>569481767It was the first time I did her career I wasnt paying attention
>>569481738>5/30good job guys, it's an improvement
aw crap which turn do we get +energy in MANT again?anybody got that seriru screenshot?
>>569481978before 2nd summer and 1 turn before climax training starts
>>569481738Someone PLEASE join ExcelUma
>>569481978classic early march, senior late may and senior late december I think
>>569481978early march classic, senior before the takarazuka aka turn before summer and senior turn before arima
>>569481978
>>569482040B to B+ clubs are destined to die...
>>569481978I want to do this to finemo posters
>>569482020>>569482065>>569482087>>569482090*smooches*
What's the verdict on Sweepy
Good morning bros
>>569482179
NO MORE SMOOCHES
what do you mean the best loli is now scoutable and i'm under 15k caratsHow am i supposed to pull her?
>>569482185kill her because she's dumb and annoying
>>569482246Good morning Pearl anon!
Bros, how can I help and motivate my trainee for the upcoming big race?I don't think she looks very happy.
>>569482297gwo your GL stash....
>>569481336Perfect, thanks.
>>569482359she's been attending morning and nightly /uma/ club sessions
>>569482297We told you not to pull THRONE bwo
>>569482376wdymThere will be lots of carats during GL or i need to keep saving for the GL (which is what i'm doing)?
i have no regrets
>>569482040Depends on how much you care about me having missed a big chunk of the game despite having touched it a little bit near launch and being wasteful with carrots
>>569482832Think that anon is confused what the hell you have been spending your carats on to be below 15k.Youre probably going to want to spend big on the tachyon/light hello banner
>>569482874it's a comfy club, you are very much welcome in ExcelUma!
>>569482870>visible from normal angleit's too short bwo...
>>569482332Good morning!
beat a guy with YT in his name so I looked him up and it's a 30k subscriber poketuber channel lol
>>569483120UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>569482962Alot of anons here underestimated how jewish these banners you want to MLB are
>>569483193I mean I would kill to have 30k subs, I think the channels with massive numbers forget how hard it is to get even 1k
>doing URA runs for the fuji shartseki event>actually enjoy the game
>>569479381What's their age difference?
>>569480736depends>can it make you win yes>will it be useful all the time?fuck noIts the radiant star of stats. In most cases you'll wish that you had something else but there will be always a slight chance that its the reason why you won.
>>569483249idk it looks like he just uploads CAN YOU BEAT X BY DOING Y algoslop
>>569483103Give me a little bit, I'm in another game right now
>>569483420I unironically love those kinds of videos so I am definitely guilty of helping influence that algorithm, but pokemon feels like the worst series for it because you can beat it doing really anything as long as you powerlevel
Sheer agony this CM but sometimes the stars align
>>569483565ptsd
>>569483476no pressure anondacchi, dancho is also playing warthunder.
>>569483680disgusting
>yeah I'm just gonna skip KKK sho and rest
>>569483657I might run the Mightiest Miler, but I am not fighter HER..!
Triumphant Pulse should be banned
>>569483820I'd let her bodycheck me anytime too
Why is my King Halo with 1000 wit getting Rushed in a race with no red skills whatsoever?
Finished day 1 of cm with a 60% winrate. Bunch of absolute mouth breathing drooling retards enabling other strategies on day as always. Yeah bro your Bakushin debuffing front will totally set the pace this cm for your late Vodka with MOVING PAST AND BEYOND to win
>>569483820For a second I thought I knew exactly where she was, but that tower has too many floors to be where I'm thinking of.
>train sweep>mile S>fast learner>burn through clocks>doesn't learn any good skills and have to fill slots with debuffs>just barely made it to 1200 speed at the endI'm so tired of this game.
*comically slow putting thing away behind my back animation*
>>569483857:D
>>569483879ha>>569483950same...
>>569483912Why is my well positioned Tracen Cheer proccing +1000 wit Halo consistently lagging behind? I'm malding too hard to even want tot understand
Never played/downloaded this. Can you artificially inseminate fillies in this?
Yeah, this is the hour to run CM, it's insane how you can tell when all the piggie neets and crypto whales are sleeping
use haku to analysis your replay
>>569484096Where were you thinking of? For me I thought she was in front of the Three Story Tower at the Naritasan Shinsoji Temple complex in Narita.
>>569484140No you have to naturally inseminate fillies
>>569484140I milk Nishino's cock every single day myself
>>569484274Does it show everything?
I HATE THE FUJI EVENT I HATE THE FUJI EVENT
what if the umamusumes kissed
>>569484140You inseminate them yourself
>>569484313Yes but it's rape
>>569479259
>>569484212toji temple, because I'm basic like that
>>569483927>Finished during SEA hoursFuck off and queue during NA hours like a real man
>>569484442Basic bitch
>>569484442Oh. Narita was the first place I went when I was in Japan and it was easily the biggest temple complex on my entire trip so it sticks in my mind.
>build one team that's better than the one from the previous CM>still only had one win
what's the least painful way to finish fuji's eventjust asking
I wasn't gonna do a run today but then I remembered the showtime event.
>>569484517doesn't even make sense because they look nothing alike.......man that's cool though hoping to go this year
>>569484545do ura runs
The moment the announce says "Narita Taishin" the first time you can skip the last spurt already because a drooling noob is taking that race no point in watching
Why is Maya like this?
>>569484583>doesn't even make sense because they look nothing alike.......It was the concrete followed by rocks that made me think they were the same, only to look at a photo I took on my phone and realize "oh no they don't really look like at all"
