>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), Inari One (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri Cap, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
HAIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your response?
Ehehehe
I'm gonna rape Sweepy
we at autis/uma/ have a person who expressed interest yesterday in joining, however they haven't accepted the invite and its been well over 12 hours. so just in case, if anyone wants to join, send your id our way so we can add you to our comfy clubsee you on the track, bwos
Host CM 15 lobbies
>>569568598goodluck proccing this in your Finals/10
Look at my Curren, My Curren is Amazing!
>>569568598i smile because im happy to see suzuka trained for success
>>569568598Accept my fate
>>569568582
sex with Manhattan Cafe
What the FUCK!?
Tachyon LOVE
>>569568582>above 50%that's pretty good!
>didn't link the previous threadwhy
>>569568598Every Suzuka ace trainer is gigachad in my books.
>>569568905The bot isn't that good yet.
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (6/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
soon
>>569568582Is barely above 50% bad for non-fronts?
>>569568905perfect now we can bake again with this as the excuse
>>569568905I know how we can fix thiswe abandon, and go back to the one that has nothing wrong with it>>569519481>>569519481>>569519481don't be stingy now!
>>569568323>Creek threadThank you, Anon.I appreciate this.
qrd on VF drama?
>>569568771she murdered millions
>>569569047Uhhhhhh nyo
Umama... why are you trying to be V...
>get rushed during Spot Struggle because fuck you, that's whyfuck me, that's a gg right there, probably causes a gas out even with 700 stamina
>>569568905fuck, my bad
>>569568801>reddit tachyon
Reminder that Fine Motion is in cahoots with Umasreal and does not have your best interest at heart
>bring two umas in the same style>give them each 1200 guts>???>profitam i retarded or is dueling just stronger than any possible accel but with zero downsides since it's not a wit check...? i had no idea it worked this way but i'm watching it play out on my team over and over and i'm very confused
>>569569186At this rate I kind of have stockholm syndrome for V
>>569569201I forgive you.
>>569568582Better than your team
>>569569234Ghosts aren’t real.
>lvl 5 ura happy meekdid they nerf the fuji kiseki event, I remember riko's umas having S stats, then again, it was unity instead of ura
post cute reaction images of magical loli
>NYOOOOOOO EVERY LOBBY IS JUST FRONTSuhhh bros...
>>569569124He likes to jerk off to sweep, as if not every male jerked off to loli or cp a couple of times
I'm seeing so many A-S rank Umas, are you having the same experience? Feels like majority just gave up and only registered for participation gibs with TT umas or worse.
>>569569607>did they nerf the fuji kiseki eventyes. you can clock on level 5 now
>>569569625that's just you bwo...
>>569569623sovl
>>569569652what you are seeing is people that won on day 1 intentionally queueing in with bad but almost believable stuff day 2. this helps them in 2 ways:1. it lowers their personal record which very likely helps them get into a "worse" finals lobby2. it gets weaker people to 3 wins so they will weaken the competition for everyone
how hard is fuji level 5?
>>569568582Why are you guys hating on him?
>>569569652We've already been over this. Every time in Round 1 Day the whales throw in their bad umas to allow more newcuties to advance to Round 2
>>569569718I jerked off to that stuff more than a couple times tho...
>>569569828It's the person shilling the shitty ai thread that's been ignored all day
>>569569625
>>569568582That's pretty good tho!
>>569569623Only 4 front heavy rooms in 40 Gemini matches so far. It usually solo/duo front in most cases, and sometimes not even that.
>>569569678oh nice, then you can actually farm the event in lvl 5 instead of lvl 4
>>569569828for hours and days on end nigga is here joining rooms
>>569569625No, that's definitely a (You) issue.
>>569569885It should have been ME
>>569569917Oh okay>>569569985What
>>569570087ryan LOVE
>>569569985>all that scrimming for a 50% winrate in round 1
>>569569985why is that bad again
>>569569828You don't understand how evil the guy is. Sit down before I tell you this and believe me I'm not lying or shitposting. What Umama does is evil, he's the worst person here. He plays the game A LOT
>>569570210because you're inconsiderate and a troll
>>569569652that's round 1 for every CM. plenty of people just signup for the gibs or to try and slot into group B. granted a few of my rooms have been intense tryhard sweatfests but i've seal clubbed quite a few newcuties as well.
>>569570281you're being vague that doesn't make sense
>look if anyone took my aces as practice partners>taishin was in 91 practice races>its all the same guy
>>569570213Anons surely appreciate endlessly going up against a group B team!
>>569570365>other people in the thread want to join rooms>one fucker constantly joins as soon as they open>that means ONE person at a time can participate>most people just give up and don't join anymoreMake sense?
>>569568416sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>569569623Whoever get late started will proc Tracen cheer, but if the taishin is above 7th it instantly wins
>>569569828They are a woman. We should be hostile to women. Women should not feel at home on this website.
>>569569824if your deck is good you'll be fine. I suggest running in MANT so you can't fail a goal race. treat it like URA and mostly train, just make sure to get enough points and you will win the run in the end.
Crazy everybody complains but nobody had the guts to restrict wedding alts from joining the rooms
>>569570213Oh the inhumanity! But yeah makes sense considering most people or rather schizos here don't even play the game anymore.
>>569570570...How the heck did you get into my room?
I love Rice
>>569570484what's stopping them from making their own rooms it's not like there is a limit or you have to pay or anything
>>569569828because he's an annoying attention whore. He ruins our lobbies on purpose, he risks the whole general by keeping that shitty AI thread alive with bumps, and on top of shitting up the thread himself he supports the worst shitposter here who the entire thread would be better off without.
Who would give the best head?El Condor PasaGrass WonderKing HaloSeiun SkySpecial Week
>>569570830in orderspe>pasa>halo>sky>>>>>>grass
>>569570830Spechud, fat girls give the best head.
>>569570484umama at least listens if the host tells him not to keep joining so he can get other opponents. but if the host doesn't care, random anons don't get a say, because in the end, room matches are for the host's whims and no one else tbhqhwy. anons get upset, then they can host their own rooms and control them how they want.
Doing ura for this event is tanking my fan gains.
>>569570830me
>damn i lost to this guy i'll inspect his profiledacchis.... please.... accept my concession....
>>569570763Guess who would also join those rooms. Also guess what, being a CONSIDERATE person would also fix this. If the MAJORITY of people don't like this behavior why not simply join a couple of the rooms like literally everybody else? What makes umama so special?
>>569570830King Halo would give you a first rate bj
>>569570830Just tell Spechud that it's either carrot flavored or will let her hit her protein macros for the day and she'll suck your fucking toes right off
>>569570992>Ug1 losing S+
>>569568582If your win rate is higher than 60% (that is already thin ice) you are a fat blubbering weighty state fair winning BUHI and should fuck off to /vm/ & I am not kidding
>>569570994Can you kick somebody from a room you made
>>569570498my cafe won
>>569571086Nope, that's part of the problem
Rating bloat works in crazy ways
>>569570994if you don't want him to join (You)r rooms you can do this >>569570593 you know his team, you can block these specific alts and he wouldn't be able to join with the teamyou probably understand why you wouldn't do that, because you would look like a schizo just like you sound right now
>>569571086No, he doesn't join if you tell him not to join though, which is what these people would do if they actually cared about rooms instead of sperging out because they are bored
>>569570830Spe would be on your dick for hours like a cow with a salt lick
>>569570969Skill issue
>>569570992>my clubdacchi got a winbased
>>569570763>every time someone orders a pizza for the group this fag grabs half the slices and downs them instantly>well why doesn't everyone that wants pizza order their own pizza for the group so he can take half of even more of themif he wants to be in every single lobby, why doesn't HE make his own? we have enough lobby makers, but that greedy fucker takes the slots. I don't want to test against him 5 times, I want to test against a wide group of people here.
>>569571225You're completely missing the point. Why do room hosts have to go out of their way to stop this shit that nobody wants?
who would be the weakest to analmejiro mcqueenmejiro ryanmejiro dobermejiro palmermejiro brightmejiro ramonu
>>569571379me
>>569571379McQueen would be an anal queen.Dober is weak to everything.
>>569570731I want a Rice wife.
>>569571242So we have to treat Umama as a toddler now
>>569571225>every single person should do more work to avoid him instead of him fucking off in the first placenah, fuck off
>>569570593spite banning your /uma/ rival's aces from practice rooms is hilarious actually and im going to start doing that
kingu love
>>569571364Because rooms are not for the thread, room hosts want to play with anons, it's the room host who decides the rules and if the room host doesn't mind that he joins a lot (e.g sweepy anon loves him to join his rooms) then you shut it and make your own rooms if you don't want him>>569571348>food analogy>>569571509You have never hosted a room here.
>>569571491Don't we all.
>>569571509How about this: Always make two rooms at a time, and specify in the post that no one person should join both
>>569571379also me
>>569571348>why doesn't HE make his own?He very much has on multiple occasions & you'd know this if you actually did play the game & weren't some crazy rambling lunatic
>>569571225i'd just request people don't join rooms if they were in the last oneor set up multiple rooms at once and request people only join one at a time
>>569570994>What makes umama so special?his mommy and daddy never told him no so he can't handle hearing it as an adult>>569571086nope. >>569571242>you should have to personally tell him he's not allowed every time you drop a code instead of him knowing he's not welcome because people tell him constantlynah, he should kill himself if he can't stop ruining shit for everyone else
>>569571529Why did she show off her tits and her tummy so lewdly in Main Story 2?
GIANT HACHIMI IS REAL
I like racing against Umama so I can rape her each time
>>569571665>i'd just request people don't join rooms if they were in the last onesome anons do this, and he does comply because he's not a dickhead you only have to ask
>>569571364spoken like someone who doesn't actually host any rooms and just wants to shitpost someone
https://poal.me/omyodxhttps://poal.me/omyodxhttps://poal.me/omyodx
>>569571218That fella is also playing the worst style on the track with an uma whose unique doesn't work here. Real dober enjoyers ran her as front this time.
>>569571364>>569571509It's literally only 3 clicks to restrict the alts and you can keep remaking your rooms with the same settings with a single option. You either never made a room in your life or are just a little bitch
>>569571578We've had hosts tell umama to fuck off and they continue to join anyway. It is a fucking issue and the way that you're defending shitty behavior just means your argument is in bad faith. Unless a host specifically says that it's fine, which funny enough only ONE has nobody else wants to deal with this shit
I went from 3/5 to 4/5 in all of my rounds yesterday to barely getting any wins at all today. Is it the time of day I'm playing?
>>569571379the mcqueen poster
>first day 2 raceyup. it's gaming time
>talking about the room fag for the nth timewhen will you retards stop getting baited by this shit
>>569571610I tried that and he joined anyway literally earlier this week
>>569571492Crying about someone joining a room is the toddler behavior tho.At least he joins rooms unlike most faggots here. My rooms get stuck at 3/9 way less often with him around.>>569571686Yes that's how it works tard. If you don't want a guy in your room tell him not to join. I host and I'm fine with him joining as much as he wants
https://streamable.com/b9c4j2>Suzuka late starts>wins anywayI LOVE MY WIFEI LOVE MY WIFEI LOVE MY WIFE12/20 today, 25/40 so far. I'm expecting to get demoted to Group B, but we'll see how hard the raping is tomorrow when I hit Group A
>>569571704because she is a good person
>>569571812Today is this easiest day bwo
>>569571843People want to give foids attentionFoids want attentionThis is how a general dies
>>569569625kys pedowe only jerk off to bestiality here
make an alt, advertise 5 rooms, once umama joined all 5 and has races full, make real rooms with main
>>569571578>(e.g sweepy anon loves him to join his rooms)I used to love him until (PURELY in a platonic, philial form of love) (I must specify this again, we are NOT gay) he BROKE my heart
>>569571902>full cutscenes>10 fpssovlful recording
>>569571791>you should have to do more work because 1 faggot can't have common decency and not ruin it for everyoneI just don't make rooms for ungrateful fuckers instead. I run public rooms to avoid him.
i play with myself
Stop trying to make me build King Halo
I don’t host rooms because I did not have any good aces until today
>Cosmo BulkThe only NAR horse to won JRA Turf graded stakes (Hopeful Stakes and Yaoi Sho), 2nd in Satsuki Sho. Sadly Hopeful Stakes was still Tampa Hai back then so the only G1 that count is the now extinct Singaporean G1.>CompanyA very very late bloomer, same tier as Win Carnelian. Won all of his 2 G1 on his 3 last run (Mainichi Okan > Tenno Sho Autumn > Mile Championship) at 8 year old.>Dance in The MoodYoungest G1 winner of Dance sisters. Won Oka Sho and Victoria Mile, and almost always place against strong opponents, most of time 2nd behind Daiwa Major.>Daiwa MajorFull brother of Daiwa Scarlet. Just as strong or maybe stronger? 5 G1 wins. Miler - Medium that can handle Arima Kinen (3rd place twice, against Deep Impact and his sister). Was in a slump in his first senior year (2005) but comeback winning bunch of G1s in the following years. Still an active sire and popular for siring strong milers.
Stego cute.
>>569572119Why, she's so cute and good
>>569571893>>569571791I'm done getting baited. I know who this and I'm disappointed in you
>>569572207Cute
>>569571893>At least he joins rooms unlike most faggots here. My rooms get stuck at 3/9 way less often with him around.low effort bait. rooms never started getting stuck until people stopped joining because they didn't want to race him yet again.
>>569572282Post Fuji instead.
so anyway, how is your CM team doing
>>569571962>People
>>569571773do you need to clear the entire career or can you cheese it with mcqueen glue?
>>569572056>>569572234Not only you prefer to keep crying you also don't have insight and missed the opportunity, by restricting the rooms, to make him join with A+ umas out of spite and then the witchhunt against him would be justified
>>569572234who is it…
>>569572043I love Suzuka's ult so much, I had to keep it in. I've loved her for the past 8 years since I first saw her anime, got lump in my throat when I downloaded the game and saw her ult for the first time. Pure kino
>>569570593I'm pretty sure it's exactly the opposite. The game only lets you select UMAs you want to allow, one by one, with a maximum of 10. You can't select umas to exclude. There is no way to prevent this loser from occupying every fucking room that's posted. The lobby system is honestly fucking terrible. There's no way to kick someone from your lobby or ban them from joining your rooms. The game doesn't have a black list. If you want to host games you're just going to have to accept that Mr no life is going to be there
>>569572492you have to clear career bwo
>Could only win a double crown>Only won 6 G1s>Never named Horse of the YearIs Gold Ship just a meme in game and in real life?
>>569572282which poster is this?
>>569572413Pretty goodWill be using my borrows to fix my Seiun tomorrow
>>569569828He joins the rooms therefore bad
>>569572234Considering you replied to 2 different I'm thinking you don't know who "this is">>569572372Early rooms often don't get filled.
>>569572492I haven't tried, but I doubt they would make it that easy
>>569572509you're completely retarded if you don't understand he would obviously keep trolling no matter what. your own lack of conceptualization does not mean it is not justified.
>>569572539You can go back in the logs to see who was saying it was fine for umama to join their rooms but I'm not going to doxx them myself. I used to think they were chill but now they're going full schizo
>>569572413yesterday was good so today will not be
>>569568323Previous: >>569542604ONE JOB
>>569572638>Earlyoh so you're SEA, that explains how unintelligent you are too
>>569572228I only have the normal version
>>569572836ESL-kun...
>>569572609danchou
More to come.
>>569572839That's okay just get some white paint and put it on the screen so that she looks like she's wearing her cheerleading uniform
>>569572729I think you think I'm Mambocchi but I'm not him>>569572836Early as in hosting a CM15 room a week ago not early as in the morning bwo
>>569572836bwochacho stop you're embarrassing yourself
>>569572946Damn, Allen is STACKED
>>569571829cucked out of a 5/5 by THAT
>>569572572I hate this normalization of faggotry in gamesEven if someone is kicked from a club, it doesn't shows as "kicked" but only as "left"
>>569572836Baffling deduction Shitlock Homeless
>>569569313because you need to also give them the exact same skills, stats, and RNG to make sure they're at the same speed and close to each other when duelling can startit's just not consistent
I indeed said it was fine to join multiple times in my rooms, I'm not the anon you're arguing with though
>>569572413They easily get two wins every ticket but I'm sandbagging to Group B since I was traumatized by going 1/40 in CM2.
I'll now play the game
>>569573484>1/40That must be soul crushing to watch.
>>569572282umm i thought suzuka was flat...
Haru Urara is pink and cute
>>569573698know what else is?
>>569573652You know what's worse? 0/40
kitasan armpit on my nose
People say to bumrush URA with Cockushin but is that really the most optimal option? Wouldn't Nishino be better because of her unique? Akebono also seems like a fast option
>>569570830All of them are cute and shouldn't place their face anywhere near my penisExcept for King Halo, it'd be interesting to see how she'd react.
>>569573673nope
>>569573698ok but stop talking about her butthole
petition to add Horsemeat to the DNI list
>>569573775people suggest bakushin because everyone owns her and it's easier than giving a long guide of who can/can't be used.
>>569572194This artist made a bunch of Daiwa Major x Dance In The Mood art
KawaPretty
>>569573812suzuka looks like THAT?!
jiggie
>>569573775it literally doesn't matter who you use as long as you can clear the URA Finale
Do you know your favorite Uma's Oshi mark?
this is itkawakami love
>>569573652It was. The worst part was that it was the very last race in the eighth set of races that I finally got a win to qualify for Group B finals.
just did 1 run with valentine bobo and i must say... frontchads have it too easy this trainee literally plays itself
>>569573913and sometimes Sweepy x Heart's Cry
>to proceed you need six million kek sho and harukek sashes
>>569573154cucked out of a 5/5 AGAIN by my fronts pulling a double late start
>playing URA>1 to 2 mood down events max>playing MANT>5 to 7 every timeI HATE MANT
what a lobby
>>569574273You just got a lucky highroll. Fronts take a lot of skill, time and money to build.
>>569574328AIIIEEEEE
>>569574273Every front with Angling inherit literally plays itself even those mutated ones
>>569574440MANT has 15 mood up events instead of 3 so it balances out
>>569574273you don't understand bwo, she doesn't have TTL she's a sovlpick
>>569574582Events that never happen when you need it
>5 free tenners on Kitasan Blancosurely I'll luckshit her in those free rolls, r-r-right?I WANT VALENTINE FUJIN GODDAMNIT BUT KITASAN BLANCO VERY STRONK
>>569574501Bright or Mambo?
>my trainer showed up with another trainer
>>569574812
>>569574273I'm so tired hearing from Front players who boast about how much work it is>VBobo with free GW>VBobo and SMaru with free Speed Eater>Amazing parents to borrow because everyone is building themI built Turf Falcon and Front Pasa during CM3, running Air Groove Guts on parents. THAT was torturous. I won a lot and still hated how strong Fronts were/are.
all umas are stealth bombshellsevery single one
>>569574757My Kita free rolls were the luckiest I ever got.Christmas Oguri (dupe)Mummy CreekOperaTeioKitaI'm hoping I get lucky again
>>569574962I'm never maxing them
>>569574812No one here ever used Bright
>>569575108this except ryan
I came back with zero point gain at chess and what the fuck is this
Stay Kin'iro
>>569575123She is cute, but not 100 Long Sashes cute
booget better material
>>569575135I use her
day 1 it was relatively even, favoring vburbon, but day 2 mediocre maya is fucking rocking?
>>569575381Based, I'll have my own someday
>>569575184stop making me want to play
HAHA the JOKE is that she EATS..................... A LOT HOHOHHO HEHEHEHEHE HAHAHAHAHA
>>569575278Just run someone who has good long aptitude and grab those races while doing MANT
Taishin is such a ridiculous Uma
please post more gapmoe oguri thx
>>569575563
>>569575563Good one
>>569575584
i might be cooked this CM, i might never get an uma or /uma/ gf, i might be going to die alone, but at least
>>569575902Holy fuck anon died mid-sentence
>>569575050Back then, it was hard. Better parents are the biggest improvement to front's QOL cause back then I only hit gw once every 3 to 4 careers (and you have to line this up miraculously with distance S and the right skills) while nowadays I can hit gw + PP almost every run thanks to MANT parents. Also helps that you do a shitton of race in MANT so the likelihood of getting the right greens from race hint increases
>>569575902he got cooked IRL....
>>569575565nta but that's what I do. I'm suffering through Seiun parent runs for next CM right now, hoping to get a 2* pwr, 2* Medium, any* Groundwork parent, not much progress yet (~50 runs), but at least I have a shitton of KKS/Haruten sashes. All my Long umas are pot5 now except armor Fuku and I'm never going to use her, anyway
>>569575902Trainer-san did his best to inspire Umas and he died not knowing the impact he had on us all...
>>569575902UWOOOOOOOOO TRAINER-SAN DO YOUR BEST IN HEAVEN!
>>569576028these bitches >>569575605 >>569575819are ready to eat him oh no
yea cool I wasn't really feeling this run anyway I guess.
>>569575902Your umas are safe with me
>>569575993I'm going to take Sweepy's hat______
I've been hearing voices lately
>>569575563Ahaha look at the silly horse eating a lot!
>>569576314Do they comfort you, they understand?
>>569576314Fuku, that's just Shiraoki-sama
>>56957641414 of truth
Upcoming figures from GSC
>>569576370>>569576414No, they're really mean
>>569575563haha
>>569575902
but seriously... no doubt some torena-sans have actually died since global's release :[
>>569576491
>>569576467
>>569576669>>569576467Wow it's Goku and Vegeta!
>>569576612in a cannibal way right?
what the fuck is this shitjust buy an onahole for like 30 bucks whats wrong with you, you make hundreds a day with bullshit scam "coaching"
>>569573925jiggie
>>569576817scarlet's sensual fluids...
>>569576314O-O-O--KA-KA-KA--AAAA-SA-SA--A-AAA-AN
>>569576817That setup is perfect for a pee bottle
>>569576614They went to the big racetrack in the sky
>>569576817/vt/ style post
>>569576614giwtwm
>>569576815in the rimjob way
>>569576817what the fuck are you talking about
>>569575902don't worry guys, he's fine
>>569576961school it's over, it's time to go back home
>>569577419VF Charles fucks it while on VC with other men
>>569577470Mou oitsukareta
Goodnight
>>569576614There's a non-zero possibility that a random flatliner your club's danchou kicked someday could be actually dead...
>>5695743863-4-4-2 day 1, 4-4-4-4 day 2day 1 worried me somewhat especially on the last ticket, but today was better (the pasa is front)
>>569576817
I spent the day slow playing (auto off, quick play off) through an URA run for SpechudDancho I hope you understand
>>569577662sleep tight nonny ^-^
>>569577724>Front Pasa doing better than FalcoThat's unheard of.
>>569577802
>>569576817>>569577550WTF CHARLES IS BASED ACTUALLY??
>>569576817The last time I tried sticking my peepee in a bottle, it did not fit. The only one that did fit was a pill bottle, but it kept making farting noises and could only go halfway so I gave up
>>569576817>>569577550>AI sloppaVFbwos not like this
>>569576614pour out some carrot juice for our fallen torena-sans
Dantsu Flame should canonically have had a 110cm+ bust size
you now remember Riko Dorkshimoto
>>569577697I can't believe Danchou killed them
>>569578018
https://jiggie.fun/oL9ZFlhttps://jiggie.fun/oL9ZFlhttps://jiggie.fun/oL9ZFlhttps://jiggie.fun/oL9ZFl
>>569578234
>>569577697it's actually 100% chance, I killed them and knew danchou would hide the evidence.
i walked maybe 2km total today and my legs are sore
Testing soundpost. Don't mind me bwos.
>>569577883here's the 2 of them for reference, they were winning about equally in rooms but i guess pasa diffs falco by higher wit
>>569578890workan
>>569578194Doesn't she already?
>>569578579I walked 21km today and I feel fine. Walk more.
why did they make all the burger umas so meaty?
the hammer lowroll...
>>569579132waa it hurts euthanise me like a horse
>>569578446Cute
rate day 2 of cm14
>>569579109She has 90, which sounds like it's big for a japanese teenage girl and even IRL but it's not THAT big
>>569579410fun/10
>>569579223
Sorry for the spam, but I'll be posting upcoming figure announcements/prototypes from Phat.I'm excited for this one.
>>569579223seiun and kita are bitches to get S aptitude because they need 4 mile sparks
>>569579410I got snuck into Group A Round 2 despite my abysmal win rate and I can only pray I get at least 1 win.
>>569579410sloppy>>569579605it's fineee, but anything more and it's pretty bad ye
>>569579549
>>569579410better than day 1, less endshitters ruining my frontwins
MAKE DEBUT
as soon as i do a sex time run instead of an ace run
Mejiro Dober would unironically cheat on you and blame you
>>569579549>Sorry for the spamyou should be, fuck off to the JP thread because this shit doesn't belong here
>>569579807
>>569579457So unreasonable! She needs 15 more.
light hello... easy on the beer..
>>569579697
>>569579549Phat and GSC sucks for uma desu
>>569579132nta but how long does it take you to walk such distance? i've always enjoyed doing it but it's eating too many hours of the day
>>569579410Front players disappeared from my matches
so early
>>569579410Raped/10Absolutely no chance. I give up on CM I just want to read uma stories.
>>569580018>>569580142They've both fallen off post covid, it's not only an Uma thing. Just completely hit or miss. Still, I can still hope they at least get some right.
>>569579807HOT GLUEING THE DOBER FIGURE
>>569580239That Ardan is going to look bad too if they actually put a knee support there...
>optimized onsen follows a really strict "do x this turn" and if you dont have enough energy, you reset, miss a rainbow? reset, its extremely tedious and theres basically no choices other than following the schedule some guy postedHow true is this
I gave up on soul this CM and, admittedly? Definitely a little less fun than winning with characters you love. That said, I am still having a way better time than I would have had if I had stuck to my guns for no reason and lost my way to a terrible race record.
>>569579297Just use a menthol spray and it'll go away. Next time it won't hurt as much.
>>569580239
I'm a firecuck. where do i get a babelfish to shove in my browser's ear to to experience soundposts?
I hate figure announcements because I know my wife will never get one and it makes me hate and resent all the Umas that do get them. The list of Umas I hate is much, much higher than the list of Umas I like which is just one, my wife.
>>569580535Google 4chan sounds player
>>569580445Oh, it's that one 2hu artist. Very cool
>>569580535install 4chanx via violentmonkey, it's so fucking good I went from greasemonkey which had the same problem
>>569580428
Kaicho is IRISH??????????????????
>>56957941039/40
>>569580573Stinko?
>>569580603sounds player whoops* and I read your post wrongif you DO have greasemonkey then swap over, otherwise you're fine
>>569580605
>>569580714what was the 1 loss, openCHAD
>>569580605Tits could be bigger but otherwise cute
>>569580632very nice art, Umankind the GOAT
>>569580819im still mad
>>569580798MOMMY
>>569580934rice VILLAIN
>>569580798And this isn't Phat, it's Wing, but it's still a figure.
>>569580605>>569580428>>569580239I definitely don’t like the supports those figures have. Do they leave them like that, or do they cover them with something?
>>569580934Rice HERO
>>569580603>>569580754yeah i'm on tampermonkey. I'll see if it works, if not, i'll migrate to violent
>>569581012It was disgusting
>>569580934I HATE RICE KILL RICE
>>569580934lmfao that's rough
>>569579132nta 21km will probably knock me out for the day. 10-12km of mixed walking and running is best for me, though I've been warming up to longer
I love my beautiful wife Tachyon
>>569580798She looks like she's plotting something evil.
>>569580934Rice
I love In Body and Mind
>>569581146>triple fronting on openlmao get fucked smurf
>>569581142hope it works!
>>569580934RNG GAMESorry for your loss
Any JPgods care to explain why nips are memeing over X's auto translate for Sweep Tosho's EN introduction post?Apparently its like really honest or something
>>569581185an extension to the house for 4 kids rooms
>>569581332I think it's around the word gaki
>>569581276What does the discord version likeOr the facebook version
>>569581332Gaki is really blunt
terrible day, i should go to bed early
>>569581732sorry
>>569581732terrible thread too, gn
>>569581446>>569581640what about it? isnt it just kid? the shupogakis from ba doesnt sound like an insult or anything bad
>>569581843>talking about game>talking about uma>bad threadyou want to post your dick instead?
third time now before pre debut wtf is happening
>>569581289IT DOES. A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF SUFFERING OTHER PEOPLES SHITPOSTS HAS AWAKENED
>>569579410Front Biwa is an incredible meme, she's doing decent despite not having Mile S
>>569581732sorry to hear Anon, play some fun videogames tomorrow if given the time
>>569582027don't worry, porn addicts find reasons to complain when a kid is written as a kid.
Biwa makes me happy
>>569582113let's gooo
It's over. New barbin sponsored by Taiki shuttle since the old one was kinda bad. No fast learner, just mile S with mile maven and good hints/inspirations2spd 3wit 1pwr with pwr sparks is so much more comfortable than any guts deck
Ok so the meta for the jp cm15 was double fronts + oguri so now that our side found the hack that is double dominators is it even possible to compete with triple fronts?
>>569582027I guess it's too blunt to call Sweep a shitty child
>>569582027For reference, the JP version of her Bring the Brat event use Wagamama, which is more akin to a Spoiled kid or something like that. In contrast, using Gaki would be like calling her a shitty little brat. Which she is. Hence it is pretty funny
>>569582341There are three sneaks in this.
>>569582410I wonder what she means by that?
>>569582341is that a special cutie i see?!
>>569582361>triple frontWhy not run double front + xoguri? I don't think u=ma works so it's not like you need to deny their position so might as well join them
>>569581827>>569581843>>569582131thanks bros <3 tomorrow will be better and it's always worth sticking around to find out how
>>569582027Gaki is like calling a kid a little shit.
>>569582643that's kusogaki
>>569582621
Remember that you will NOT get 3 wins tomorrow or Sunday.
>>569582609shit, meant to reply to >>569582365
>>569582643>>569582710GAKI DOMO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI've found my new tic...just shouting this out loud now
*explodes*
>>569582341Training exercise: attempt to perform the choreography of the final move IRL. It's all upper body, you can do it from your chair. It consists of 8 moves all done in equal beats.1: left hand fingerheart2: right hand fingergun pointing up3: right hand fingergun point at left hand4: fire the fingergun BANG and present the fingerheart forward5: draw both hands back and form hand heart6: push hand heart forward7: pull hand heart back8: jazz handsTry it in slow motion a few times. do 1 action per second.
We should eat Biwa
We call her Special CUTE here.
>>569582621go try some new food or takeout, youll find something different to enjoy
>>569582361dd pp on bourbon?
>>569583005thanks I've been wanting to learn dances
>>569583070Special FREAK
>>569583158I feel like seducing Digitan would be easy
*yawn*It's late but I couldn't go to bed without saying that I friggin LOVE Daiwa Scarletgoodnight /uma/
>>569583481Good night
>>569583481sleep well
triple front sisters... how do we fix the 'fronts are too close by the final corner instead of going forward they swing to the side and block each other off so they lose' phenomenon.But seeing three-wide at the corner is a first for me. of course they lost
>>569580934MY FUARKING HERO
>>569583597by not playing triple front
>>569583551giwtwm
>>569583079I just noticed I put the wrong bourbon, the one I used has pp wit but no dd so it's up to gate rng
>>569583868as who?
>>569583597You don't
Sweepy status?
>>569584137Cute Journey
aaand it's a run! just need dd now, pasa 1 event away from finishing too
smilebait this
>>569584308SCHOLARS HAT IN THE SHOP TOO...........I'M SAVING THIS RUN FOR LATER
>>5695843087 and the pasa event never comes
>>569583961either would be good but i'd take kaichou's place if i had to pick
>>569584182Skipped
I love it when the victory photos have a lot of other racers in them. Those ones always look the best.This is the first time I ever got so many.
if my thread crush shows up tell them I went to bed
HELP EVERY POST GOT HIDDEN HOW DO I FIX THIS
>>569584704Remove umama from the filter
>>569584308god i want to rape kitasan
>>569584704>HOW DO I FIX THISBy adding stub:no; in front of your filters
>>569583940does having one do anything
>>569584308Does she have other poses
i don't HAVE ANY FUCKING FILTERS
>>569584704bro filtered Anonymous
>>569584704your fault for being a pussy filter
>>569584972wait I did lmao I got excited about the fast learner>>569585067I DON'T DO THAT IT'S SO BORING
>>569585120umama...
>>569584704You're getting v& soon run away from your house and get on a plane going out the country right now
>>569584704Only a single Doto post was worth filtering this entire thread desu
How do I join /uma/ room matches without the chance that some schizo will eventually target me by spamming my name on the thread
you guys are fucking genius
>>569585270join a room one or two times like a normal person
>>569585120
>>569585270Don't join 3 times in a row unless the host post again asking to joinIf you win don't join the next oneThat's how you avoid schizos
>>569579410Nishino started jobbing a bit compared to day 1, but otherwise it's okay.
>>569585270I've been joining a lot of room matches for months and other than the occassional guy sperging out and calling me a whale (I'm f2p btw) nobody ever said anything about me. It's really unlikely somebody will go schizo on you
I need to CUM inside cafe
>>569585508me next?
>>569585270The solution is not care if you get "doxed" in a game where everyone can look up your profile to begin with, the game never had anonymity. I've raced in rooms before, I would not give a shit if they didn't white out my name
>>569585559not unless youre bouncy
>>569585559Maybe
>>569585461post mayano deck
Kitasan run status?
ass wonder
>>569585738me on the left
>>569585721I'm really bouncy and soft~>>569585738mmhmmm.......>>569585842paused for now
>>569585714The reason people don't want to be doxxed is so the general won't devolve into retards screaming V and Umama every thread
>>569585867really high-quality cosplay, bro
>>569584915does she need to have other poses when what she have is already the best?
>>569579410Ready to sneak 1 win tomorrow for B finals
>>569585952nigga chronogenesis is right there and barzoacole and others get doxxed and horsemear
>>569585952Yeah I get that, but that's not an issue with "doxing", that's an issue with the fact that /uma/ is a fucking drama magnet
>>569586153me on the right (real)
>>569586153me holding the camera recording this for my trainees umafans
>>569576817>every retard misunderstands the image, assumes it's an onaholeyou stupid fucking niggers, it's a bottle and he drinks from it, ie he drinks Daiwa's peestupid goddamn cunts
>>569585748borrowed wahey for Escape Artist
Seiun Sky would probably be a girl if I got her pregnant
You will never be Japanese, you will never find the love of your life in Japan, who looks like this and is a cutie pie Japanese girl. You will never be the protagonist in an anime, you will never have superpowers that allow you to overcome your most greatest tribulations, you will always be a loser.
>>569586153I HATE CURREN
Two podiums in a row today!
>>569586293Who looks like nothing?
Ok thanks Bakushin
>>569586293SHUT UPPPPP>>569586318cute spe-chan
I'm being forgotten...
>>569586391Congrats, damn
>>569586191you only get doxxed if you act like a retard and have a name associated with it
>>569585952nta but you mean exactly the way it is right now?you're not being terribly convincingI don't even think those namefags are even real, it's just one or two niggers screaming bloody murder all they can, and if those namefags DO exist, then you're giving them exactly what they want: attention. dumbass bitches and retarded cunts, the lot of you.
>>569586416I wish Grass Wonder would do this to me
>>569585270One of the right answer is joining without the sperging schizo in the threads. It's very easy to know his presence because he makes it KNOWN to the threads that he's currently in the threads.
>>569582113soundposts are always nice. there are no evil soundposts.
>>569586439NTR was going to disappear in relevance the second her card fell off with the next scenario, she'll get a brief moment in the sun with her actual trainee release and that's about it.
>>569586524umama is right here retard>>569586416>>569585924How blind are you?
>>569586416holy shit I just did it a third time. Same order! SPE-CHAN #1!even beat 3 Ugs this time, although they were all poorly built and massively overstammed
>get a Podium finish>"WOO-wait a minute my uma aren't that great">check opponents>A+ and B+What the FUCK are you doing here?
why are you here instead of playing the game?
WAHOOO PODIUM GETTO DAZE
>>569586605What about the Ramen scenario?
>>569586674i dont play the game
>>569586674I started a NYOpera parent run and am dreading finishing it
>>569586598>trainee Doto>timid, cute, evil, acting helpless>actual Doto>the embodiment of not giving a shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZJKmVy3pw
>>569586674i'm a disappointment
I still don't understand how dueling works
>>569586662currently working on getting my spe-chan through legend races...40 more days. got her swimsuit with like 20 tickets when she came out I wanted her SO badly, really want her base outfit so I can use her for cms with her adorable outfit and unique animation. really good stuff anonwhat's her build??
I should have ticketed Xoguri instead of NY Opera
>>569586416white woman jumpscare
>>569586683>Beat this with my Scarletmust be a slap in the face to not bring your oshi then get beat by her.
>>569586147>>569586524Finding me on Chrono doesn't do anything because you have no idea who I am, at best you can call people botters or flatliners. Guys in rooms are gonna be active in threads and they will generally have traits autists latch on toUmama joins many rooms: sperg out about thatTrainer 1 forces Teio in every CM: Keep calling him a fat Teio broTrainer 2 is a whale: sperg out about whales every time he hostsetcIt would be much worse if room names didn't get censored>>569586191Yeah that's true and don't get me wrong I don't care if I get doxxed in a room either but censoring names decreases needless drama so it's good to do imo
>bet on Kitasan black spawn make debut>winEASY AS
>>569586953THE RAPED
Soul was the biggest and most successful gaslight /uma/ ever pushed
G T Sakura daughter of Kitasan Black and Grand Granddaughter of Sakura Bakushin O wins a 2YO newcomer race in Hanshin
>>569587035No one cares about anyone but Umama since umama posts well to make an ass out of herself
>>569586683>>569587030wait what position are you running scarlet in, surely that's not solo front?
Triple fronts was once soul...
>>569586953OH NONONONONONO
>>569587083The breeding must continue
>>569587083Another breeding session for Kitasan
>>569586976boo
>>569587151My favorite is Oguri so that means she's Soul
>>569586674i was on the jiggie
>>569584308>medium>not hogurianon...
autis/uma/ is full again :)
>>569586605The /uma/ dark ages are over...
>>569587357FUCK THEM HOGS
>>569587408Grats anondacchis!
>>569587236Solo front.King is late. Inari is end. Neither of them can win. Scarlet does all the work. Inari has 1 win and a good top 3 rating but scarlet's a well built contender whos only real flaw is not having mile S.
>>569587280you're not supposed to respond to ritualposts it only encourages me to keep doing it.cute tho
>>569586940she's definitely a gambler but she can haul when it hits
Solo front is viable as long as opponents keep feeding you triple fronts
>>569587408Nice! They are all from /uma/ right?
>>569587212Drama fags will latch on to anything. We already had people complaining about a whale in rooms and I think he stopped hosting for a while cause of it. Umama is just the current target, they'll be talking about someone else in a month or so after they get bored from him. Just how almost everybody got bored and stopped sperging out about V
>>569587584this oguri brings me joy every time I see it posted
>>569587545I apologize, it's too fun - not to
Digitan LOVE
>>569586641>some random poster is a namefagyeah, kill yourself you are the reason threads are shit, fucking stupid cunt. Do you realize that if you just ignored these faggots they would eventually leave? No, you scream and throw tantrums every goddamn thread, continuously feed them attention and make them feel important. Breathtakingly stupid behavior. They will never, ever leave, never ever ever stop doing what they're doing, so long as anons like you are around.If that's your intent, congratulations: mission accomplished.
>>569587585yeppers, our 30th posted in the bread late last night my time and only just now joined
What the fuck what do I do with the 200 rolls I saved for her now
>>569587236the scarlet in question
>>569587575END SPE...............gahhh she's soooo cute I really need her soon. wishing you luck in round 2!
i've never heard seriru express as much emotion as he did talking about throne. what the fuck happened to the JP playerbase with this card?
Yae
>>569587917Rooting for you autisbros I'd like to come back some day.
>>569587921go for 5* like some deranged anons do
Post career life with the King
>>569587873You're right, I'm absolutely the problem
>>569587545>>569587719STOP FLIRTING
I WILL NOT PULL FOR SWEEPY I WILL NOT PULL FOR SWEEPY I WILL NOT PULL FOR SWEEPY I WILL NOT PULL FOR SWEEPY I WILL NOT PULL FOR SWEEPY I WILL NOT PULL FOR SWEEPY I WILL NOT PULL FOR SWEEPY I WILL NOT PULL FOR SWEEPY I WILL NOT PULL FOR SWEEPYFUCK YOU SWEEPY
>>569587974get complete and utterly Bricked. Imagine not having tachyon/light hello for the next 6 months after blowing everything on a 2- month only card.
>>569587993
>>569587974Then watch the nishino video again. And I blieve I speak for all Nishino players that witGOD at least overhyped her impact in the game
>>569588091genuinely, yes, you are feeding a troll and that is counterproductive. Why do you think complaining about a schizo troll is going to make him go away? Can you explain your reasoning? Do you disagree with me that those sorts of posters want attention and don't particularly care if it's good or bad?
>>569588126Twice. They got bricked twice.Remember the A&G rug pull? Throne was the most efficient in slot at the time, and people invested in it because they were told there would be no mandatory scenario link pal card.
>>569588285Because Pace sucks, she's basically good (as a Parent) when pace becomes good
>>569587719it is fun and I like seeing grassposts but I don't want to get you in trouble >>569588094I don't think threatening to kill me qualifies as flirting
>>569588268I love dogs that don't know what to do after catching their tail
>>569587963Thanks bwo
>>569588343Do you see V anywhere? Why do you think V stopped baking early threads and shitting up the thread?
>>569588285>witgod is a loliconb-b-based..........
>>569588108based
>>569588453
Lardon Chase Grandson of Zenno Rob Roy won his 2yo tokyo debut
>>569587957nice. I was curious since all the daiwa i see are usually rabbiting off of runaways
>>569588285Nishino is actually a really good parent for pace tho, we just aren't at the point in the game yet where Pace truly comes online outside of XOguri>>569587974It was a legit rugpull that it along with A&G pissed off jp players so much they actually had to apologize
>>569588505Tell me why I should feel strongly about posts with a Narita Top Road image attached to it
is it uma SPACE musumeor umamusume
>>569588648lol nevermind
I made steak frites
>>569588792And that's....that's not what steak fries means
>>569588717it's uma Earth musume
>>569588792Looks yummies
>>569588425there's literally nothing to get in trouble for, silly
>>569588846good thing it's steak frites and not steak fries!
>>569588717I want to kiss Winning Ticket
>>569588505I believe that you say this namefag exists and shits up threads. I have never seen a post from this namefag, only posts complaining about him. Yours most of all, like as not.
Figlio Solare son of Epiphaneia, Grandson of Symboli Kris S and Cesario, Grand Grandson of Special Week and related to Maruzensky won his 2YO debut in tokyoThat's all the 2YO races today
My Seiun is having a hard time competing with my Vbourbon and my Falco.... The specials of the pair mess up her pace a lot! What should I do? Seiun got Pasa and Maruzensky as parents.
>>569588108>FUCK YOU SWEEPYKitasan...
>>569588792A tasty, bite sized sample for our Q/v/een, now bring out the full dish
>>569588792That’s just a steak with french fries
>>569589054W-Wrong board, anon
>>569588792looks good anon! yum
>>569589004Gutsmax her for big spot struggle gains to rescue her early race, or more realistically if she's contributing nothing right now just replace her with a keen eye debuffer because we're halfway through the CM, hardly worth trying to redo an ace
Yes master
>>569589134Oh
>>569589054Anon we're in /uma/ rn
>>569589249we're in 4chan actually
What's the best strategy to get an SS career? Which is the best deck?
>>569588904well either way I have to go to sleep soon.are you coming?
>>569589298mating sex with seiun sky
>>569589054bad oguri, no stealing food
>>569589294Nope, this was reddit last time I checked.
>>569589368Yes
>>569588416I look forward to Teio being good.
Good evening saars! My fellow brown friends, I have cooked my dear aunt pranjeet's curry and spinach recipe again. I was told to do the needful last time and add more water to the curry and I have redeemed this advice and it was helpful!! May your cms be as good as my curry!
yea.. incase anyone is feeling cocky for showtime mode, lvl3 completely fucked my ace run. Totally undefeated, good statline going into oaks - air groove became god for FIVE 1sts in a row. Ive literally never seen that in mant. Sure ive had a terrible seed to lose crown/tiara, but never seen a rival win more than like 2-3 in a row. Fucking 5, as pace..
>>569589298One of the acceptable AI art. Goon worthy even
>>569589298the first thing you're going to need to do is pick a style to main. in your case, I recommend boys. you won't need a pull out plan.
>>569589543Ok chiyofag
>>569589426you don't want redditreddit is /uma/ but they're all actually shitters instead of just pretending to be
>>569589298>>569589368>>569589503
>>569589368You can't handle her
>>569589414my wife>>569589503my boy
>>569589704Really?
>Uma.guide is made up of stolen code that was later vibecoded because the devs didnt know how to make it workhttps://uma.pwnation.net/this website is an /umajp/ original btw
>>569589362maybe next time nonny! still have a couple things I need to do~
The Seiuncord is being real subtle about this one
Meisho Koshu wins her 4th attempt at a maiden
>>569589784
>>569589784You mean /uma/ yeah it was an /umajp/ website before you niggers took over. What's VFs website go to do with that
>>569589774
>>569589882>herhis*
>/uma/ is a websiteholy fuck we're being invaded rn by VFtroons
>>569589791Japanese woman jumpscare
>>569590007You cant read for shit dude
>>569589791I'll keep the light on. gn.
>>569589959holy fuck she says that in the anime, too
Invite me to the Seiuncord
>>569590007Holy ESL
Man, seal-clubbing hours are real. Yesterday I queued like a half hour after open and performance was pretty mid. Tonight queueing in the past hour and notching way more wins. Saw some E rank umas in one match, lol.
>>569589554Why would you do showtime on MANTYou set it to level 5 on URA at x2 bonus, do 6 runs then forget about it
>>569590103have a nice rest! good night
>>569589791>nonnyi'm noticing...
>>569590245because MANT is the fastest gamemode if you play it in the wrong way
>>569589914They stole it 1:1 to put to their website
my penis is hard rn
>>569590354and the dumbest because you get way more training stats playing URA
>>569590245i was multi tasking, i wasn't gonna risk lv4 but i did 1/2 np. i got mile s proc so yea..
>>569589543hey i have that plate setonly a few left though since they've been broken over the years and i dont think i ever had ones that small eitehr
shit event
https://files.catbox.moe/d9ty3g.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/b1woca.png
>>569590132 https://discord.com/invite/victoriafrontier
>>569590435>fail a mandatory placement race in URA>need to clock or lose>fail a mandatory placement race in MANT>oh wait there aren't any
You can't ruin Grass for me no matter how hard you try.
>>569590549me on top
>>569588354A&G wasn't a rug pull.Anyone who pulled for A&G knew what they were getting into, if they bricked themselves it was their own fault.Unlike with Throne, by the time A&G came out, the playerbase was aware of scenario tax pal/group cards. Between the 2, Ramonu was obviously the better card (to pull for).The only thing they did by not putting A&G on the same banner as Ramonu was to make whales and retarded F2Ps a bit stronger for that one scenario.
Damn, I just tranferred my Vodkwa with 3 wit stars. How should I feel?
>>569590549>oh hey karaoke date art->OH GREAT HEAVENS THAT'S PORN
Who is the best Uma to run in URA if I want to get this Fuji event done as soon as possible?
>>569568323I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
hi bros just woke up, how are we today
>>569590428Well, post it here.
>>569590563>fail a mandatory placement race in URAalmost a year into the game, with the current resources and you still are on this level? guess it's expected for someone who failed lv3 showtime
>>569590164>5/5>4/5>3/5>2/5was kind of okay for me just finished my runsday 2 will be awful but hopefully enough for a finals
>>569590814Oh ya knowhttps://files.catbox.moe/lvfafz.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/wik2c7.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/26uea3.png
>>569590549there's so little Digital porn even though she's the most erotic uma
>>569589375WTF I cant believe Tamamo Cross would steal McQueen's cake like that.
>>569589704>>569589959I want to RAPE her
>>569590854bro?!
>>569590549Digitan is so unbelievably cute and precious it's unreal I swear
>>569590636(You)
Pod Sieg wins a maiden on his 5th attempt
>>569590851I went 5/2/3/5 and it was a routing a lot of the time. So many umas missing Mile S, or with like 700~ wit, or not enough skills, or not the right skills.The fact that I didn't blow them out even harder makes me concerned. Because day 3 isn't gonna have those in it.
>top 2 favs jobbedHoly shit
>>569590549the placement of the womb is fucking ridiculous
>>569578194>>569579109>>569579457>>569580063I need sweaty paizuri from Dantsu
>>569590597no one would seriously let this place influence their opinions of umas right?
>>569591059They didn't want to cover their lovingly rendered butthole
>>569590854which one are you?
>>569591240Im the one posting the images on an anonymous image forum
>>569591240nta but I'm all of them
>>569591240>>>/trash/
>>569591152You would be surprised at how weak the minds of /uma/ are, like how they'll make hating an uma their entire identity just because of one poster.
THEY FUCKING DID IT.
Everytime seiunposting starts I need to masturbate
>>569591349gwo.....good work
>>569590549That penis? Mine
>>569591382im gonna stick my finger in her ear
>>569590919wow rude
>>569590854
>>569591443And I will kiss her on the mouth with tongue when she tries to say something cheeky
>>569590834https://files.catbox.moe/23kgqm.webm
>>569591470uokka looks stupid here
>>569591152it influences how much I cum
>>569591579>here
>>569591470i don't play this game i just come here to steal reaction pics, anyone have this one with other umas? please and thank you
>>569591576I think I legit know your whole room layout by now
>>569591579Wonka always looks stupid
>>569591619sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex
>>569591579>>569591631>>569591670>t. Daiwa Shartlet
>>569591637LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN
Round 1 winrate status?
>>569591152>he thinks hes immune to propagandaCute
>>56959177457.5%, no metaslop !
Which umas would somehow get in contact with your parents before you introduced them?
>>569591719:(
>>569591821Define metaslop
>>569591793Inumusume...>>569591903Put some pants on sweepy.
>>56959182155 actually oops>>569591908there are like 6-7 (XDDD) umas you see in every lobby, so none of them
>>56959177480% winrate, full metaslop
>>569591774
>>569591880If my uma contacted my family without express written permission I would disown them.
>>569591793uoouuueee female woman call me cute
Bice Mare wins his 4th attempt at a maiden
>>569592132Your mom already calls your trainee daughter-in-law
>>569591880whichever one has a ouija board
>>569592276...Cafe or fuku then?They seem the type
Torena...
been heaving a headache all night ate some tylenoler so hope it goes away after a sleep...haven't had one in two months so good sign when it's usually every month
Never did i think id get such joy from Taishin winning. Beating a sweaty cunt running triple fronts makes it happen
>>569592048post seiun
cute happy npc umas
>>569592361no wonder we get taken advantage of if this is how we act
>>569591152oh no, definitely not>t. pulled on Ardan and Kita because of propaganda>t.will pull CB/Ramonu/Gentildonna/Orfevre because of propagandaFUCKING PROPAGANDA FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
i just created a new image
>>569592453that is NOT NEW OR UNIQUE
>>569592392Yeah, beating SS Umas is satisfying.
>>569592427>kitabased.....
>>569592427I will pull for Orfevre becauses shes the Messi of horse game
>>569592149Blast is a very affectionate inumusume, so she would not be shy about complimenting you
>>569592396I was worried about the stamina but only one loss to that so far
>>56959177462.5% WR, 13/20 yesterday, 12/20 today, 25/40 total. Triple fronts, VBourbon, Hag, and Suzie (actual ace, not an Aoharu Big Nig Suicide, she's actually won a few races too)
>>569592427>He fell for ze propaganda:<
i was a big fan of miles but this cm opened my eyes, honesty is dead and the future is only fronts or ends
>>569570830
>>569592871It's been like that all Mile CM bwo
>>569592871Maya is so cool...
>>569592904Sexo
Mmmm I love AutoHotKey where has this been all my life. Mice were a curse and this game should have come with hotkeys
>>569592871this place used to say mileKINO btw
about that time, move when ready>>569519481>>569519481>>569519481
4/5 dominant wins, 3 triple podiums0/5 with 3 late starts and 4+ frontsah, my rollercoaster matchmaking in full stride
real>>569593078>>569593078>>569593078
>>569592871If you think this is bad the OG Cancer Cup was way worse, the front menace was so overpowering that people tried to build Blockushin to stop it and even then that wasn't usually enough. Tokyo 1600m just really favors fronts, Virgo Cup wasn't as overpowering on fronts as far as I can remember so Hanshin 1600m might work out better.
>>56959177460%, offmeta.
>>56959115297% of what I've ever seen of Sakura Chiyono O in ANY medium comes from this thread. I barely know anything about the character, except that she is the symbol of a mildly annoying 4chan weirdo. You seriously think that on the rare occasions when I see her take part in a story scene in the game, I'm going to go in 100% fresh? If you saw Pepe the frog on a poster in the background of a scene in this game, would you seriously not associate ANYTHING with him, just as if you had never seen him used in any other media?
>>569591576I was joking but you actually were hard.. Wow, you are looking extra fine today! You're even real clean down there too? Spectacular... just wow, wow. Gonna do it to DaiSca today too, anon?
I've been a fan of him longer than you...bitch
Don't be gay.
>>569594034I want to talk to other women while Satono Diamond is my trainee
>>569590549that's my penis btw
>>569568801
>>569594034Does he post outside /uma/ actually? >>569594243Aww ok.
>>569571845
>>569578194
>>569590854You want to be my Dantsu Flams
>>569591152All of the worst posters have directly affected my opinion of the umas they shitpost about/with.
>>569570894
>>569583052start eating
>>569586598>demonic_daaaaaaahhhhhhhbyyyyyyy.mp4
