Previous: >>570088934>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri CapCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Digitan LOVE
>>570106860Horse named FingerDirt Dirby Win~ner!
THIS THREAD WILL BE CREEPIER
>>570106896#freeshakur
Did your Umas work hard this CM?
>Lovcen Classic Triple>CDN Spring Triple>Finger Dirt TripleSo who will get the Autumn Triple?
>>570107030yesdespite getting 3rd participating in A finals was nothing short of a miracle itself
>>570106787
>frontKINO wins IRL too
Does the Aussie guy from the JRA also cast the NAR races in English?
wahey>>570107002NO MORE
is sweepydev here?why can't nuSweepy buy potential skills (without hints)?
>>570107126Don't think so
guys is there any point in doing cm15 front runs before Maruzensky speed comes out?
>>570107170no one here actually sweeps
>>570107021Why is D*to like this?
I love Maruzensky...
>>570107030Yes they pulled off a miracle >>570104194>>570103062
>>570107192yeah bwo you can use maru speed on smaru after all
>>570106980Her panties' strings are showing...
I was playing at work and I saw a cute Sweep scene so I posted it here. Needed to turn my VPN off to post. But I forgot to disconnect from the work wifi. I got a call from IT like 5 minutes later but I ignored the call. How much trouble am I in for 4chan posting at work
What is the creepypasta of umamusume? And don't mention anything about uma rape.
What does the 1/2500 ranking(?) after racing in the finals mean?
>>570107227wut
any link to fingers race
>>570107283total number of players you and the two other trainers beat. basically how 'hard' your final lobby is.
>>570107192cm15 will be over by then gwo>>570107240...your work actually checks for that?
Last Thread
>>570107030No they managed to have good winrates going into finals only to absolutely shit the bed in the only race that matters.
I ate 2 cheeseburgers and 6 chicken nuggets but I'm still hungry what the hecky
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really realyl really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
Oh my god.
>>570107240Don't worry about it bro this is a SFW board. No one ever posts horse pussy here.
I have a questionHow would you feel if it was your own SMaru that blocked your own No.1 favored Ug Taishin a mere 10 meters from the finish line and that was the only way another toreina could have won instead of you?
>dirts have a chance for their first triple crown>named FINGERumamilation ritual
>>570106896One of those umas that I really dont care for but I can at least see what they were going for and can see how it would appeal to someone.Unlike Dream Journey and Air Messiah, which should appeal to no one
>>570107323I work in IT and I would call that guy up
>>570107250Creepypasta don't really exist anymore, it's mostly moved onto analog horror and "unfiction". They're both just creepypasta and greentext stories you'd see on /k/, /out/, or /x/ but worse. I think something like that oneshot someone did of Shiraoki visiting Suzuka would work better honestly
>>570107323Not usually but I avoid 4chan unless I'm on my private wifi. I can just imagine some karen in IT just happened to be monitoring traffic when she saw me go on this board and decided to fuck me.
>>570107240You're fired not kidding
>>570107390She's showing off her pussy lips on purpose...
>>570107002When you were there beforeCouldn't look you in the eyeYou're just like an angelYour skin makes me cry
>>570107197telling lies?
>>570107405iybyb
>>570107240>>570107492nsfw isnt just pr0n you know
Which stallion for Curren next?
Tachyon LOVE
End closers are sovlful because the race forecast won't even give your uma a black triangle and put her as the 9th fav only for her to zoom past everyone in the final straight
dozo
>>570107493Surely not...
>>570107615
>>570107615Tachyon LUST
>>570107585You really think normalfags care about that?
this kris s avatarfag is getting tiresome already spamming that dozo shit
>>570107030She has no adversaries.
My King was so fucking close to winning the final today it was literally photo finish I've never seen it so close before. Lost to fucking El Condom Pasta
>>570107712
>>570107737dozo
>>570107643Anons favorite beverage
[-]
>>570107643This isn't piss. I can't drink this.
>>570107759omedetou, Takumi-kun
>>570107824I hate Tachyon posters too bwo
>>570107387stegosaurus
>>570107726These are not mutually exclusive
>>570107643wotor!
She's what?
>>570107962
>>570108028she gagged on my cock
I knew I should have bought that last grilled carrot
>>570107726I wouldn't hesitate and instantly bury my nose in Tachyon's pantyhose covered asshole
>>570107030My f2p Nishino Flower did well, 2nd place losing by a nose despite having opponents with MLB Nice Nature, MLB Fine Motion, MLB NTR
>>570108028Gagged is slang for when you're too shocked to speak. Like a lot of modern slang it has it's origins in drag culture and/or black culture
>>570108112still on good pace anyway
AAAAAAAAA END CLOSERSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(i fielded 2 end closers myself)
>>570108193YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
>>570108193All hail Inari One, king of the womanlets
>>570107920One of these days, I'll remember to censor my name.
meisho brotho
>>570108193lolicon team...
>>570108305Good post
>>570108112>>570108171big cyclop
>>570107643So this is what Teiobros always drink
>>570108160drag culture?
the o in meisho doto stands for KING
>>570108268Too lateim backtracing through all the /uma/ clubs and hunting down your UmaID as we speak
>>570108193Visual representation of shortstack > lolis right here boys
>>570108469Meishking dkingtking?
>>570108469True!
>>570108469The crownless king...
>>570108624But he won a bunch of G1, he just got 2nd place way more times
Yes...
>>570108438>early decexplodeI always get good trainings on G1 days
Suck it up losers, next cm in two weeks.
>>570108462Drag is (usually) gay men/women who dress up in an extremely exaggerated way of the opposite gender as a performance act. You have to have a very specific mindset to get remotely anything other than confusion out of it
>>570108663>But he won a bunchBwo...
>>570108768>next cm is in two weeks
>>570108497Neeeeiiiiggghhhh
A post CM announcementA new club during MANT?Yes that's right, ExcelUma (13/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
hohohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdvAv7IakwI
>>570108845It's medium, just reuse your parents.
>>570108518Doto if she thai
>>570108845
>>570108859damn 13 already?
>>570108663anon...
>>570108624>>570108469>crownlessa recent poal made me suspect i might actually be the only damn toreina on the 4chins that won a CM with Doto>tfw between Doto, Digitan, and Opera, Opera is the only won i haven't managed to win a CM with
Gonna tell my trainee that I'm doing marriage interviews with hag umas!
>>570108954>>570108791No....Well at least he got 1
Thread's gone on for long enough. When are you all going to start acting gay as fuck? I'm waiting.
boysex
How long until my wife[ spoiler]Kris S[/spoiler]finally arrives bros?
>>570109013I'm busy gaming, I can't be the one to always initiate nonny
>>570108962tbf Doto is not that great in the game, at least not right now anyway
hey
>>570109063December....
>>570109063>2026>still can't spoiler textWake up to yourself.
>>570109080thief
>>570109063Kris S is a racist caricature of american horses, she is not coming.
>>570109063just CTRL + S bro...
>>570109013eh later I am watching horse races
https://x.com/asdkd1234/status/2062876732198432983https://x.com/asdkd1234/status/2063958036990022031https://x.com/asdkd1234/status/2063913183103041700
>>570108962I lost Aries to a 6% winrate Doto who had Xoguri unique inherited on herBecause my fucking fronts whiffed angling I was robbed of a plat
>>570109141She's coming when I'm with her.
Why isn't Doto and Opera treated like other gaijin umas in-game?
>>570108954Constantly 2nd against Opera is an amazing feat in itself. Imagine all the keiba gamblers always betting 1 and 2 placements with them
>>570107030my umas only have a total winrate of 25% but somehow I won A
>>570109162Curren is such a slut.
>>570107586Golshi
>>570109125I misclicked where I wanted to add a space...>>570109097Uh-oh I'm on holiday for 2ish weeks near the end of Nov/beginning of Dec. Hope the banner doesn't overlap
Hungeeeeeeeerr
ryan LOVE
mejiro doto o
cyclops LOVE
>>570109289She's predicted to be mid/end of december, so you should be safe.
>>570108962I brought Doto to 3(THREE) or 4(FOUR) CMs after sparking her and she GOOFED them all up
>>570109331TRUE
>>570109005>>570108954desu butting heads with the same boss opponent and coming short *five times in a row* and then finally winning on the sixth matchup is a pretty badass story>Meisho Doto saw one monster in front of him, all the rest saw twoWhich is why meek musume Doto has such a badass title like "Unrelenting Challenger" as her unique epithet>>570109078Mine won because she chained into her ult right away which was her win condition>>570109176XOg inherit chaining into her unique at the right time? I could see those planets aligning
>>570109332Excellent my wife will be coming home
>>570109331hmmm.. yes
how much stam next cmespecially when you hog and/or running 3 heals
>>570109254sorry bro, a bit too late, I already sent her to Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi, maybe next year
>>570108469
>>570109413You would have to intentionally try to torpedo your stam to not have enough stam as XOGuri
>>570107476>>570107240They should probably fire Karen because you shouldn't be able to access 4chan in the first place.Anyway I wouldn't fire you, instead your active directory user profile will be permanently branded as a /b/tard, and then whenever you have PowerPoint open your wallpaper will be set to a random anime screenshot.
I only have 1 Plat title.
>>570109529Um, this has been posted already.
>>570108962>>570109359I'm planning on bringing her again next CM as her MANT CM debutFunny enough I brought Laisu a total of 2x and she won plat both times. I THINK DOTO IS EVIL AND LAISU IS A HERO
>>570109553me too
I only have 1 Plat * title.
>>570109408Superb taste fellow jongbro
>>570109515but I'm dying at haruten...
>>570109359>>570108962It's hard to actually be an oshi torena... I won half my CMs using one-shot run lazy meta teams but I can spend weeks on parents and ace runs and still never won a single CM when doing oshi racing.
>>570109529too bad >>570109592
>humblebragging hours
>>570109359I've brought her to 5 CMs so far and she proc'd her ult like 2 times max
>>570109661>pace>not late
well I'm out of borrows and did my prototype aces so I will host one singular roomcm15313385783133857831338578
>he has plat titles
>>570109359stupid cowonly good for sex
>>570109389The movie is the only time the old man got respect in this franchise, and he loses anyway
>>570109680Her canon style is pace so I'll only ever run her as pace
>>570109609love me brown autist
>>570109686I can join with my terribled recycled Taurus aces if you want
>>570109634>>570109661I don't really meta except for inherits but it was fun UNTIL MANT
>>570108962I won't get Doto until like February next year because I wasted most of my carats on other banners and couldn't spark her.
>>570109680What bums me out is i thought Pace Doto could be a sleeper counter to a front-meta CM but Scorpio didn't let that theory bear out..
>>570109778anyone is welcum
>>570109162For met it's Gentildonna's huge fucking boobs and sweet spread pussy inviting me, yes I am VERY horny
>Have cancer plat title>Don't even remember who I had run in last cancer cmI wish you could look that stuff up
I have five gold titles
>>570109359bullshit, she never goofs up
>>570109732Her side eye to Opera was kino
>>570109709waaah? you dont have ANY plat titles boyo~? tsk tsk
>>570109389I dont know what her unique even is and I didnt bother to check, I was too mad losing out on a 95% chance to win
>>570109760>IRL Doto was a pacer>IRL Opera was a surger>Turns out the umamusume are better with their roles reversed
>>570109732that's an actual monkey on the left
>TTL whiff
>>570109914kek
>>570109732>>570109389Truly, the Patrick Ewing of keiba. Could've been a champion if a certain person didn't keep shooting his dreams down.
>>570109686thankI like this smaru, gonna work on seiun
post them
>>570109732TM SUN WUKONG
>>570109969never mind I'm just blindmy excuse nyo...
They are gonna start banning people soon right?Our club will finally get S rank right?
>tfw forgot to switch oguri from late to pace>shes been getting skill hints for lates for a whole year>shes been running with no skillssmhdesufams
>>570110023Thanks for the room!
>>570110064Glass homes and stones, anon
I keep thinking about this anytime someone mentions Opera or Dotohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQYpZCU_zTs
I've finally unlocked the CM meta.>get brutally raped in round 2>win finals>cheese through round 2>job in finalsLooking back this has always been the case.
>>570109686i spectated and this maru just fucking bolted like on crack late race wtf?
>>570110024
>>570110024It's more of a wall of shame than a title collection.Really really really really happy I got taurus * title because I can just keep this one equipped forever to prove I'm an oldfag
oguri plap as in fuck
Neo Cutie
>>570110160pretty muchyou need to get brutally raped in round 2 but still secure your ticket in
Interesting
>>570110160I get brutally raped in round 2, then lose because one skill didn't proc.
>>570110349Sell me on this uma. I have not looked up anything about her I just know she's a super meta uma for mediums.
>>570110294>tfw only got Gemini*fuck its like being a 2007 forever-newfag all over again
>>570110424Like Bourbon but for Aliens
guys can I smoke weed before surgery? I'm talking days ahead, what about weeks?UMAMUSUME
>>570110349
>>570110561I wouldn't. Go get your chest xray if it's any kind of surgery they put you under for, it's actually super important to know your heart and lungs are strong enough that when you go down you'll get back up.
>>570110561yes it's actually insurance against crooked surgeons that would want to harvest your organs and pretend you died of complications like they will open you up and say ugh i dont want no weed organs and sew you back upPRETTY DERBY
>>570110620AIIIEEEEE
>>570109605me too, which one did you win? I won Aries with pic related, beat a hog by a nose
>>570110561Daiwa Scarlet's huge bare titties
The rewards should based on which umas get the podium If I sweep 123, then I should get all the carats and the rest gets nothing. This will ensure that we get no debuffers as well.
>>570110349Yuni wife!
>>570110561this is the last place I would ask for medical advice
>>570110424nta but iirc she is the first shadai owned uma in a game. I can't speak about keiba content in her career besides that Zenno Rob Roy is there and THE TWO THAT COME AFTER are referenced. In terms of ToreUma content, the theme is "Love transcends space and time". She also speaks weird (often because she has meta knowledge and references things as such) and, overall, is space/alien themedYou also become Italian in her career
>>570110620Please take me away, Still
>>570110561idk but I wanna smoke now.
Uma who will take me to the fairy kingdom?
>>570110721
>>570110773Alright all of this sounds horrible, especially the Italian part. Thanks for clarifying. I will not be rolling on a bl*nde
>>570110559>>570110773Status: Sold.
>>570110773>You also become Italian in her careerSo nothing changes?
>>570110561I'd put the doobies down just long enough that it flushes out of your system, a lot of drugs will have negative effects with other drugs or food
>Finemo keeps giving me fall runnerSurely Xog doesn't need Nimble Nav right?
>>570110773>first shadai owned uma in a gamewhy is that important
>>570110717b-but you can't get star on Aries title yet
>>570110726I like this version more
>>570111016First Aries, I won CM12
>>570111002Japan loves monopolies and big corporations like bugmen
i want to fuck neo universe
>>570111031my eyes
>>570111081
>>570111031what's the difference
>>570111001I ran the SR Power Mejiro Ryan that everyone forgot existed for Nimble Nav on my XOgs and anyone that didn't actually need to borrow Creek on a medium/long CM like GolshiIt actually panned out well for me imoNot enough training turns to land skill hints without leaving it entirely up to rng
>>570110863I mean, from what I remember her career is one of the great ones quality wise but it's up to you>>570111002Because Shadai are the ones that own a fuck ton of other great horsesOrfe? ShadaiGentil? ShadaiChrono? ShadaiBue? ShadaiAny horse owned by someone from the Shadai family or one of their clubs was a no-go before. Her making it in meant that all their horses would get in, only a matter of time
>>570111246Tazuna didn't come
RAPE FUJI
>>570111083Nta but for what it's worth it's literally the entire reason their society is so efficient, the vertically-integrated systems means things can be built at scale much faster and more easily than otherwise. The reason their train systems work so well and the fares are so cheap is because it's less a train company and more a real estate one that happens to operate trains because they own the land the station is built on, any stores built in and around the station, etc.
>>570111298
>>570111031I think Neo would probably not rape torena
>>570109231No she's not...right?
cum in tazuna
>>570111298>the raped
>>570111521who said rape? this is consensual
>>570111298I don't think Fuji is the one that got raped here buddy
>>570111540Curren's a pure maiden
Is soft step better than preferred position/stamina to spare?
>>570110620Um Still good for you for liking a 38 y/o dead-end wagie who has been utterly btfo'd by the norwood reaper and is facing the repercussions of bad diet and bad drinking habits from his younger days I guess
>>570111761Would she short circuit if trainer told her that he loves her in every universe?
>>570111718witgod keeps suggesting position-agnostic skills like Soft Step over stuff like Preferred Position because that position-dependent condition will actually matter in frontrunner-heavy roomsBack in Aries i quickly came to agree with that opinionway too unreliable and this time we don't have a fourth insurance skill anymore
>>570106896A gold CM finish with my oshi is worth more than a metaslave paypigger plat right?? Asking for a friend.
>>570111852no because it already happened once
>>570111998yesbut unironically
>>570111994Taishin love
That's a lotta cocks
>>570111994
>>570111998>tfw cant remember being beat by a Vodka in 81 matches in the Victoria Mile / Yasuda Kinen CMi was beat by a Vodka at least once in the Derby CM..
>no anons oshi-ing Hayahide or TicketWhy are they so unpopular...
>>570111998whatever makes you cope nonny
b finals still but that fucking stings for that group a reject dude
>>570111998To cheer for your oshi getting fourth place is worth far more than selling your soul for a material trophy
GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG
>>570112058meant to post this one
>>570112058Damn he's literally me!?
>>570112209What the fuck
>>570111998My fellow toreinas, i ask you:What is the cost of sovl?
>>570112114Why is Pokke red and sweaty
>>570112213And here is some more spoilers if you want
>>570112243tact raped me
Thank you Sweep for finishing the glue-tier careers for me.
>>570112209move it higher so she's glugging with her eye
>>570112334More lifetime contracts with my trainee...Umas are getting uppity
>>5701124432* fits her more
>>570112410
>>570112486rude
Stego cute.Journey cute.
We are being attacked by Taishin simps
>>570112534
how do you respond?
>>570112647would helios let me brush her hair?
>>570112568
>2 weeks until I get Suzuka>CM is in 2weeks+3days(registration)I'll do it. I'll build a Suzuwife ace for Cancer.
Taishin does all her clothes shopping in the boys' fashion section.
>>570112752...accompanied by her beloved mama uma Super Creek.
I already used all the clocks from showtime
>>570112752
>>570112647I can't help but simp. She's just so...perfect.
>>570112865You could say you're out of time
NO CLOCKSNO AUTOPLAYFOR YOUR GAMEI WILL NOT PAY
