Previous: >>570106896>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Sweep Tosho (3*), SSR Taiki Shuttle, SR Oguri CapCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event: Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Yae
ryan LOVE
hey
wahey
dozo
Kissies?
>>570130278Sorry but i'm only interested in kissing beautiful brown umas
>>570130202Water doesn't glow...
>>570130037UWAAAA HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>>570130037Taishin wife
BOY LOVE
how would oguri react to being cummed inside
>>570130563leg lock
>>570130563
>>570130513suckable boobs
>>570130563she would touch her tummy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxTqHvgGAhQ
>you need Mile A or else your uma is brickedIs this still true today?
>>570128802It does look like a Japanese-only joke. In the Japanese version, the 如何に is read as ikani. Ika is squid and Kani is crab.
Hishi Amasexo (wife)God why is her unique so indescribably dogshit
>>570130896one of the biggest gaslights
UUUUUUUOOOHHHH TAAAAAIIIIIIISSHHIIIIIIN HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAYI'M SOOOO HAPPYYYYYYYYY UUAAAAAARRRGHGGHHHHHHHHH
>Connecting
>>570130904Thanks I love you
>>570131207oh so it's not just me
>>570130661>trainer-san's baby... I can feel itthat's something she would say
>Connecting >Connecting >Connecting
>ConnectingALIVE GAME
BEHOLDTHIS 7 FORTELLS THAT THE CONNECTION ISSUE IS DUE TO CYGAMES FINALLY PURGING ALL BOTTED ACCOUNTS
does global have birthday lines/conversations yet?
7 and fuku gets a new alt in the next 3 months after years of being ignored
I want to fuck Belno Light, that's all
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>570131504Cuteseki
>>570130513>>570130151WHEN I DIE, I'MMA GO TO TOMBOY HEAVEN.
Is Unrestrained good?
>>570131610shut up kitahara
this or arima? I honestly feel like I should go for that wit training so I can atleast get to 1kthis is basically 22 sp too, the empowering megaphone is from the previous turn too
>>570131284How did you know?
im looking to make a loli-team and i need to know my options.which umas in your opinion qualify from this listharu?rice?teio?mcqueen?seiun sky?digitan?cafe?curren chan?tamamo?
>>570131718If it works it's very goodIt doesn't work very often
>>570131512me when I don't play the game
>>570131835Bwo the only loli on that list is Haru.
>>570131809I've been using Oguri for almost every CM since the first one I know how she'd react to things
ButtSweat's recruiting one slot! The smell of (a moderate level of) victory.A B+ casual /uma/ club, no quota, just keep logging in and do a career every few days or so and we're golden (and if you can't for some reason, just let us know that that's fine too).In-game chatting (in as much as possible given the censor) exists, for better or worse. People who know what they're doing and give great advice! People who don't know shit like myself! Occasional butt / umanko mentions! Truly, a modern day Akadimia Platonos.If interested, reply in here or in game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>570131835>no taishinshes the definitive loliuma
Right now there are 3 double crown winners in Japan>Spring Double Crown - Croix Du Nord>Classic Double Crown - Lovcen>Dirt Double Crown - FingerIf all 3 win the final race of each crown this will be the first time all 3 have achieved a crown in the same year
>>570131718It's the greatest skill in the game.
>>570131835You're at the same level of retarded as that artist who thinks any petite uma character is loli
>>570131718nyes
>>570131835Doto is the only prepuberty uma in the game
>>570132104Lovey-dovey baby making umapyoi with Amazon
>>570131835Agnes Digital and Rice are tiny desu, most of these i wouldnt count.
>4% failed training followed by a migraine>pre-debutnot even gonna bother with that oneglue
>>570132104Licking Hishiama's buttsweat....
>Correcting
what if i fucked YOU
>>570132573pls be gentle >_<
>>570132573fuck YOU
>>570130168hey
>>570132710...Hey
kawakami? more like kawaii
>>570130278
>use the 2 tix I got from 3rd place>SWEEPY'S HOME
when does the game give out free rolls on the uma banners. i appreciate the free support ones but i wouldnt mind a few free uma 10 pulls at some point
>>570132923explodedieget hit by a bus
>>570132864I thought for a long time that her name was Kawaii Princess...
>>570132032obligatoryganbatte, ButtSweat!
>>570131835half the girls in this game are flat so you have to go by height
>>570130563she'd immediately go get something to eat after
>>570133000It's okay I just know my Tachyon and Light Hello pulls would be multiple sparks
>>570132959what's the artist name of the person that makes those videos anon?
>>570133135so...normal?
>>570132053Isn't the Takarazuka Kinen in like a week?
>>570131809inari's face here makes me crack up, I don't understand why
How are you guys gonna celebrate your CM winner?I'll lovingly masturbate before sleeping to try to summon her in a lucid dream where I can pat her head
>>570133274She's a funny uma
>>570133283I always give my CM winning UMA her concert with the other 2 as her backup singers.
>>570132862hey
Anyone played since launch and still never won a platinum nametag from CM?
>>570133193NTA I'm pretty sure it's this guy.https://x.com/syamoooji
>>570133096she's so cute here wtf
friendly reminder that if you buy gold skills and double circle skills it makes it more likely to get them as whitesstamina 8 is fine but where are your whites finemo....
>>570133283not celebration for my traineesthey were a failure
>>5701332214 days
>>570131835Raisu barely qualifies, but she's arguably loli enoughNishino for sureSweepy is less borderline than Rice, but borderlineMayano is more JC than JS=loli, but close enough in a pinch and if you don't look too closely. McQueen is full JC, no loli at all. Same goes for Teio.Seiun Sky is a lazy JC tomboy, doesn't work Tamamo is just a poverty-stricken gremlin, doesn't workDigitan.............is Digitan, enough saidCafe is just a tallflat, not loliHaru is mostly JC, not JS so not really a loli, either. >Curren Chanthe cutest, most fertile, slightly devilish of all umas! She's far too developed to be a loli, she's in the full flower of umahood, you know! Maybe Falco's flat enough to be considered a loli? Try her, instead!
>>570133528surely not that would be pretty pathetic
>>5701332213-4 days
>>570130904how would you go about making this comprehensible in english? i think i'd just accept a small meaning change on the interview question and go for a drilling/grilling mishear
>>570133526hey
>>570133576pregnant glow
>>570133528Almost, I've been playing since before Taurus 1.0, and won a single Platinum title in CM12.
>>570133752Bwo.......
>>570133558thanks anon. i wonder what program he uses. doesn't seem like blender at all but i don't know much
Yay! Time to go beat the shit out of Doto!
>>570133918What................
>>570133795hey
>>570133709i agree with this anon. only true umalolis aretaishinriceflowertaishinharutop gunsweepand turbo when she drops eventually
>>570133945I forgot
Did you get your horse titles yet?
>>570133528sex with super creek
>>570133709>JC>JS
>>570134156Correct. All true lolis are JS, but not all JS are lolis.
>>570134129Nah, too lazy
>>570134116.......................................
>>570134129fuck that
>>570134238i don't know what those acronyms mean
>>570134129
>>570134003hey
I only run gyaru umas.
>>570134295different flavors of pedophile
>>570134129Yeah, too autistic
rape dotoposters
>>570134238incidentally I'm into JCs which means I'm not a pedophile
>>570134341gyarumas
>>570134129i got silence suzuka and i'm one away (february stakes) from mejiro palmer
holy spark
>>570134295dogwhistle for pedos
>>570134341there is only 2 so how?
>>570134129nyes
>>570132881who has the rest of this
Ulala can't be a loli because of her fat ass and thick thighs
>>570134295Joshi Shougakusei = JS = elementary school girlJoshi Chuugakusei = JC = middle school girlJoshi Kousei = JK = high school girl (almost expired) Joshi Daigakusei = college girl/hag, ruined, etc
>>570134473Are you one to know it?
>>570134129I got it as soon as it looked like I was going to start losing most CMs
>>570134612She's a special case, her body says "blossoming teen" but her mind says "otherworldly infant"
>>570134612Need gyaru Haru
>>570134425liking any horses makes you a pedophilethis includes maruzensky, mr cb, and ramonu
>>570134626surely the first half of JC count then
>>570134425>I'm into pic relatedaka, you are a heterosexual man
>>570134626dontchu talk down about my hags.
>>570134626Already know what these terms are because of hentai
>>570134797>posting slop
ruby love
>>570133771>The competition was quite tough! Did you feel pressed as the race was wrapping up?>Yes... I'd like to have a panini now, but I also want a wrap...best I could do
>>570134772only if puberty hasn't hit. Asuka from Evangelion is a JC, to take a well-known example, but she's definitely not a loli.
>>570134626So basicallyJS: Flower, Sweepy, ...JC: Teio, Rice, ...JK: Neicha, Shichi, ...JD: Rudolf, Maru, ...
>>570134893replace panini with a crepe and we got a deal
>>570134869Ruby HATE
only needed fine here for giga speed training
>>570134860meh. It's still good, so I saved it
>>570134893it's a pre-race interview, not postother than that though i like it
>Didn't cap CPnyo... it's over...
>>570134990no, rudolf and maru are spry Jks
>>570135030>>570134869 how long until shes in grobar?
>>570134990and don't forget:>kuso baba: Ramonu, Gentildonna, ...
Being the human son of an umamusume is often imagined to be an awful fate but you would be more likely to father umamusume with ningens so you would probably be drowning in ningenmanko, aside from all the other benefits that come from having uma blood in you
>>570135150i feel like the car emblem thing is a reference to something i don't recognize
>>570135279>male cope
>>570135342white woman jumpscare
>>570135189cheese pizza haet
>>570135226
>most umas cannot compete with meta umas>most card banners they release are uselessand you tell me this game was mega popular in japan?why?i didnt realize that umamusume was this bad after the honey mood was over
>>5701352266 months
>pregnant oguri carvingsGood Lord.
>>570135331Kaiji
>>570135483go to B league and they can compete
>>570135382and good day to you
>>570135483>the honey mood
EOTY boys...
>>570135342YWNBAU
How long must I wait for her beautiful voice to be let out of NPC jail?
>>570135725literally who
>>570135542BILLIONS MUST COOK
>>570135150so real for this
>>570135725There is no way they are going to splash and pay Miyuki Sawashiro to show up to random pakatubes
>>570131080
>>570135725>hag umaI choose death
>>570135652is the B in this case bang or be? Both are true i guess ;_;
>>570135592i'm not your bf i just hate white women
>got a festive inspo on my seiun runI'm gonna try something stupid
which umas (other than oguri) would demolish this in one go?
>>570134936I like how ayabe and taishin's kid are both passed out face down
>>570135971Be sure to get Triple 7 from the Sirius Festa event
>>570135929Well don't keep us waiting. Get on with it.
Why can’t one simply work as a trainer without getting married?
>>570135947then I shall have no qualms in regards to taking your life.
>>570135971seiun already got overkill accel...
>>570136037I HATE PIXIV I HATE PIXIV I HATE PIXIV I HATE PIXIV I HATE PIXIV I HATE PIXIV I HATE PIXIV I HATE PIXIV I HATE PIXIV I HATE PIXIV I HATE PIXIV I HATE PIXIV I HATE PIXIV I HATE PIXIV I HATE PIXIV I HATE PIXIV I HATE PIXIV I HATE PIXIV
>>570136058I have cacao instead, it should be still fine though rightgonna get 777 if I manage to get the event tho
Accidentally tongue kissing my trainee over and over
>>570130923
>>570136024all of them except the light eaters like opera o
>>570136138hehe the yakuzas got them good
>>570136024me
>>570136138erm that would be against the Fan-Created Content Guidelines
>>570135342I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that.
>>570136174BROWN is BEST
>>570136245teiobro....
>>570130151This is a very attractive Yaeno.
>>570136024I could demolish that in one go. That doesn't even look big
UUUUUUUWWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAISHIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!
>>570136283mmm boxed water
>>570135839By that logic they also wouldn't have payed to cast her as a horse from the early 80s
>>570136097whats the opposite of a jumpscare
>it's another episode of getting too many energy and 60% megaphones
>taishin bday
>>570136331looks like a deep dish. also that's a lot of fucking grease and oil. Have more respect for yourself anon
>>570136434Yeah but they obly really do big names for side characters. Speed Symboli is real, but maybe they dont have any plans to make her playable because they dint know what to do with her career
>>570136174she would definitely start crying
>>570134936>galsquad are the models for the advertisementcute
No more waterposting beyond this line---
>>570135592>>570136097Konichiwow you're scary. Appreciate the loyalty though, fair maiden.
>>570136519detroit style isn't deep dish the way, say, chicago style isit's mostly breadgod i miss america ;_;
>>570136519Understandable BUT it's a pizza I would still demolish it
>>570135971oh shit
>>570136436Arriving at your office to find this. Then, spending several hours working, throughout which time you occasionally turn your head and see this, again, unchanged.
>>570136658chicago tavern style however is the exact opposite and peak.come back we have bbq and a surprisingly high number of kentucky umas
>>570136723Prepare for a dogshit senior year
>>570136508oh is that todayi guess i can run her career for the first time
>>570136174>9 months after this moment
>>570136632WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAISHIIIIIIIIIIINN
>>570136832that was basically pre september senior, good time to get itwe'll see how my climax races go
>>570136723>bought hat and not natty FLgonna go real bad
>>570135607
>>570136097Oh?
>>570136814Ok but I was more so looking for an individual term. Having a stoic Bright watching over me might not be a jumpscare, but I think it'd be kinda creepy
>>570136814What is her master plan?
>>570137058Mejiro
Hey
>>570137058torena dick
>>570137058Dozo~
>>570137078why do all japanese girls have a height fetish nowadays?
Holy shit. One more 2x run, no? I still have shards in there.
>>570137279>japanese
>>570137126>>570137131>>570137203I won't become a Mejiro!
>>570137279brother most women have a height fetish
>>570137128hey
>>570136097Vantablack coal from chestnuthell
>>570136089Training the Mejiros means giving up your rights and accepting whatever is imposed on you
>>570137279bwo
>>570137203>bright>future>mirai
i love adult women fetish, wish they were real
>>570137182ma'am you cannot look at me like thismy heart will not withstand it
>>570137386>giving up rights I would never lose my rights as a human to the evil Mejiro’s!
>>570137128>>570137362>126s apartWas good while it lasted
>>570136138Sometimes pixiv removes their post while it's under review due to a report, but they usually end up coming back eventually, or they just repost it
>>570137038The opposite of a jumpscare might be a chronic, unchanging threat. So a "menace" or a "curse". I dunno.
>>570137520
Mejiro umanko isn't worth it bros. they may be rich, they may be your ideal partner, it might be the most inviting velvety vice you've ever felt, the furnace of their core might accept you like you're shaped for them, the level of intimacy might be something you never thought you'd reach but....what was I talking about again?
>>570135342white woman menace (or curse, take your pick)
>>570137498>p
>>570137641you'd have to put up with seeing ryan's haircut regularly
>>570137641>what was I talking about again?your human rights
>>570137498*slurp*
Huh, what's going on?Why is someone using my kuso Taiki?
>>570137612
>>570137641Don’t fall for it. The Mejiro’s will use you until you’re nothing but a husk, in which you’ll spend your time with their grandmother drinking tea and eating snacks until you’re ready to be milked again.
>>570136723I didn't get 777 but I have cacao instead, so moxie, corner recov and cacao would proc, wonder if that would be enough for festivewitlet but what can you do, running bobo and finemo only sucks
>>570137538>96113225bwo that's like 4+ years old
>>570137334You are already a Mejiro.>nani!?
>>570137641I would throw it all away for her
>>570136658come back we'll go to buc-ee's :)
>>570137841then the one who upload it just gave up
which umas complain the most about having to race? i want to make a team that runs against their will
>>570137790For some reason people are still using my URA era Ryan with a handful of spurt sparks
>>570137279>nowadays...
>>570137704
>>570137839gonna try her out so a roomcm15969579989695799896957998
>>570137745I don't believe in those anymore. they're a myth, like horses
>>570137839why would you use festive if you don't have trip7s? It's like the only reason to use festive next CM...
>>570137831>in which you’ll spend your time with their grandmother drinking tea and eating snacksAs someone who never got to experience time with a grandma, that sounds great
>>570138097What’s a horse
yeah ZOGuri might be more consistent but there is nothing more cathartic than winning with OGuri after hitting pulse
>>570137848NANIIIIIIII?!
>>570138189a deformed cow
>>570138154this seiun has everything else I needed, I haven't even seen many midrace skills so I'm gonna try this with cacao instead 777 for the 3rd recovery
>>570137848
>>570138212Run OGuri with ZOGuri inherit
>he's not into tea time larpngmi
>>570138324don't you mean ZOGuri with OGuri inherit
>>570138275Advertisement time over>>570138215kek
>>570138332Im not from bongland
i'm not gonna get MEJIRO'd i only go there to sneak mcqueen out to baseball games, and she's pure
>>570138212winning with a front runner just isnt as fun as the others. you dont get the same feeling somehow
>>570138379No
>>570138428>mcqueen >pure You see her in lingerie in her hot springs anon….
>>570137839one moar588889575888895758888957
>>570137839>Killer Tunes nowhere to be seen
>>570138520I do this
>>570138558someone record it and post the video of the race on here
>>570133053sending all umas 2-3 months to bubblyland
>>570138558>>570138049oops wrong post but you know
what the fuck is honeyade
any cm15 guides
>>570138746
>>570138746A beverage made of lemon juice and Teio cunny honey
Kitasan Plaque posters owe me a festival.
>>570138746lemonade but replacing the lemon with honey. japan have a bunch of these. jam-ade, marmal-ade, cheese-ade, beef-ade. mayo-ade etc
>>570138839I don't like this
>>570138573fat fuck
During a psychiatric evaluation to assess his suitability as a trainer, he received harsh comments such as "You're an idiot," "You'll fail the test and the academy," and "I went to Hakodate with your trainee."
>>570138189a fictional creature like a boy with umanko
>>570138558>frontsloptDisgusting
>>570138885teio~ teio~ohachimi teio~
>>570138558>HeroineTiara on Kitasan? But why
>>570138839That's very smug, even for a brat like Teio.
>>570138558ganbatte sweepy!
>>570139014STOP IT RON
>>570139093Umama is a retard
>>570139010front is the most honest style for now
>>570138558gonna use my previous seiun, so one more926872859268728592687285
I hate TeioI hate Teiofags
>>570137334I'll do it
Is it true that Duramente is one of the more for (You) umas?
Every time we have these legend races I look at the missions and panic I'm not gonna have enough, then I remember it's 3 races over 3 days.This happens every time.
>>570139218Teio loves you.Teiofags love you.
Kitasan, ATTACK!
https://jiggie.fun/taishhttps://jiggie.fun/taishhttps://jiggie.fun/taish
I try not to blog too much but whenever I do someone says I forgot my Teio imageI don't get it does Teio like to blog a lot or something
>>570137568>the looming threat of mejiro brightwhile in reality she's just reacting so slowly she might as well be a sloth or a slowpoke
>>570137386who the FUCK needs rightssomeone explain that to me, first
>>570139369We are so good!
>>570139287All of Air Groove's lineage is
>>570139448>blogging yet againYou forgot your Teio image bwo
>>570139212sankyu
>>570137498zoom-zoom pregante?
>>570139430I need Creek
>>570134990sweepy is a JCrice is a JK
>>570139610ends are so bricked probably gonna do a hybrid grass instead--better gambler AND potential debuffer
>>570139673>sweepy is a JChmmnyo
>>570138520hachimi
>>570137831this sounds ideal tbqhpass me the teacup
Needing triple 7 sparks for Bobo was annoying so I'm glad I got a Med S + FL run early. Time to work on a better Maru and Oguri next.
getting away from the Mejiro family is easy. I just asked for help from a kind student who set me up with a one-way ticket to Germany immediately.
>>570139778>public lobbiesall jobbers, post one here
>he failed to plat
>>570139528Can you elaborate why Duramente is for (You)
>>570139797What the fuck, you promised Dia-chan would be here.
>>570139864thank you kitasan
>>570137864>crouching taishin, hidden ticket
has there been a single CM where xoguri with u=ma^2 was a win condition
>>570139610>>570139212>>570138558>>570138049>Umama in all of theseHe really has no life
>>570139131I'm not sure that's how it works, but I don't actually know how to play Mahjong so maybe I'm wrong?
>>570139778>anons are actually doing witgod's inherit festive miracleUh. Should I be doing it as well?
>>570139980jump off a tall building head first retard subhuman
>>570138431>never ceding the front to any other uma>being the fastest from the beginning up until the bitter end>running until your lungs are about to burst, because you know the pacers and lates and end closers are behind you, starving to beat you>run faster than ever because the view from the lead is yours, and yours alone yeah, how anyone find that fun?
>>570139973Arima had either triple7 or uma2 as the winconXOguri is actually weaker this cm since she can't use uma2 as a backup in case triple7 whiffs
>>570140032big words from someone who just runs smaru + vboboyou didn't win
>>570140079Mejiro Kingdom to get gangraped, obviously.
>>570139991>”where am I going to get the skill points for festive miracle and triple 7s???”>the ever-looming throne
>>570139797mejiro FREAKqueen
>>570140157OMW
>>570139797No thanks. there's much cuter Mejiros than you(not shitty Ryan)
>>570139673>rice is a JKhmmnyo
>>570139864I'm lucky I even got Gold in Group B
>>570139973It should have been for the two times I ran her, but of course I got the only fucking finals matches with no fronts, and she fucking boosted her self into lucky pace, and didn't trigger corner recovery or whatever.............FUCKL
>>570140217could use more watermarks
>>570140217Big bro…
>>570139917I don't like how sultry she is.It's like she's ovulating 24/7
>>570140301blame the artist's autism
>>570138610Why
>>570140129>you didn't winI'm a certified jobber, I (almost) never win, anon I don't paypig and I prioritize oshi picks over supoka meta, so my deck is mediocre at best (no Finemo)Even so, I'll rarely change styles now, I just love runnings fronts. I blame Carrot, mostly. S1 episode 7 was the best front runner race period, and it's captivated me for 8 years.
>>570138968>boy with umankoit's more real than you think.
>>570140458i want to watch some /vg/ races
Since you guys love horses so much, have you seen the Odyssey popcorn movie bucket?
>>570140629You know you could have just spectated
>>570140029umama melty
>>570140656I have. Movie looks like shit but the bucket made me chuckle.
>>570140738I say and look like this
>>570135279imagine being the little brother of an uma that is into the purest form of love there is
>>570140684not them but you're just an annoying faggot
>>570140230Same
>>570140809Aoki Kanji needs to use this as inspiration for her next work.
>>570133283>How are you guys gonna celebrate your CM winner?Well Oguri won it for me. So I'll just have to use her in the next CM as well
End or late for hybrids next cm?
>>570140656this is so rad, savedthanks for sharingNOT EVEN BEING IRONIC
>>570141000lol, lmao eventry late
>>570141000end is bricked, both as ace and hybridlate is decent at both. so definitely go that route
>>570140946Yuzuki n' dash, too bad she got mindbroken by her little brother getting married
>>570140684trvke
>just stay 5th or worse until the final corner gwo oh and don't cacari :))) (100m into the spurt on cm15)wtf is her gameplan on non-miles
heh
is there some kind of autoplay mod I could download from the steam workshop or google play?
>>570140341That works cause I am horny 24/7Me and Dia make a great pair
>>570141196now she just writes/draws NTR, it's awful. She completely lost her mind with grief
>>570141343hehe...
>>570141291it actually goes off surprisingly oftenbut yeah she's definitely best in milesmedium are still playablelong definitely not though I'd say
can you run seiun sky as b mile ?
>>570139909
>>570141571yea easily
>>570141613i had 400 speed and 400 power on NHK i had to clock a lot
>>570136632dozo
>>570141571why would you want to?
>>570138428>mcqueen>purepure rape, maybe
>>570141362
>>570141723nhk moment
>>570141723yeah nhk and kikuka are the most annoying but that does not mean you can't run herI do seiun on B mile since the start of MANT and I still sit at 700 clocks
dentist appointment tomorrowwish me luck bwos
>>570141578why do the yakuza allow the umas to whore themselves out to trainer but if they are pictured without clothes thats not acceptable
>>570141159damn... so my efforts for my rudolf end are worthless..
>>570141723Front is a Wit style
>>570141747So I have more sparks for medium?
>>570141807The only scary part of going to the dentist is when they stick that big ass needle in your mouth
>>570141848you're just too far behind even if you hit max accel frame 1, which is why lates are slightly better
>>570141807my uncle died by that
>>570141848id just abandon front and end entirely. half the CMs theyre just unuseable, late and pace are always useable every CM even if theyre not the best they can always win with a good luckroll. why invest gems into end/front cards if they might as well not exist every second CM
how come nobody runs ballroom seiun
>>570141291rushed is only a single check affected by wit (and the anti-rush skill)
>>570142038because she has no angling
>>570141807You are going to die.
>>570140656I did.I thought it was a scam because the horse looks like it carries about two handfuls of popcorn, then I thought maybe you can fill the upper half with popcorn also, didn't know you got another bucket though.Now I'm trying to look up how big this thing is but all the images are misleading, so it could be a big statue you tip the popcorn bucket into to fill up...
>>570142038no longs
>>570141750what sort of deranged fetish image is this, holy shit......tags: >feet, rape, hunting, pursuit, fleeing in terror, ojou-sama, femdom, forced nakadashi, impregnation
>>570141829>be yakuza >be happy that horse anime girls increase gambling sales >be mad about porn being made of the horses >not for any understandable reason like respect for the horse or potentially impacting gambling sales due to Uma Pedigree >no youre focused on horse owners repealing their uma rights >repeal uma rights cuz of porn = less interest in keiba = less money
>>570142216Holy sex
>>570141386God, that brother is a fucking retard
>>570142034>late and pace are always useable every CMlate and pace were gigabricked in cm14
>>570141807I was at the dentist on Saturday, and now I have a sharp pain every time I drink a cold beverage. MOTHERFUCKER MY OLD FILLINGS WERE FINE
>>570142034Bro is living in the future over a year from now
>>570142328I wish my dentist would fill me...
>saudi arabia cup turn>shop updates>fast learner hat>few turns later>first inspo>medium S>not a single card will finish chain>not a single rainbow on first summer>every single bonus stats by akikawa will go to power or gutsThe hat is cursed I tell you if you get hat and distance S your run will be the most dogshit imaginable
>>570141578why is the groove line so horny for men?
>>570142328the worst part of getting my teeth cleaned is how they scrape off all the protective plaque on my bottom teeth and my tongue keeps getting pinched by them until it builds back up again
>>570141879I've had very spotty results with Mile B umas. If you luckshit early stats it can work, but odds are good you will job 3 G3s in a row, and by 1/2 length or less. So long as you resolve to only use clocks on G1s, it can work, but I wouldn't really recommend it. Hell, I get my Seiun to A and it's not uncommon at all for me to burn 5 clocks per career.
>>570142416this is why you activate it during climax and buy cat food in the first shop
>>570142460what are your sparks on parent like blues/reds?
>>570142445*posts image of Air Groove freud slipping wanting to have kids with Toreina*
>>570142502activated ur mum during climax last night m8
>>570137396 >>570137182Sex with SpeedSex with LunaSex with TeioUltimate three generational Oyakodon, just for me!
>no groundwork award>no killer tunes award>no PoC award>no dodging danger awardnice
>>570142535wut
>>570142297that's not her, just an extra to fill in I hope
>>570140656>Movies are so dog shit and no one is going anymore that every big movie needs some sort of expensive merchandise bucket nowWhat a hilarious world, also the movie looks absolute dog shit so well done there Nolan, hope it was worth it.
>>570142772Umama gets a smoochie award
Finally done with this dogshit event. Fuji owes me paizuri.
>>570142772>no leader's prideBrick
>>570142946good job broI'm far behind
>redditshower
>>570142946Good job I never started
>>570142534about 1 in 3 careers or so. But I'm doing parent runs, not ace runs, so I'm not running any medium sparks and I need an 8* power uma with groundwork so getting Mile S or Long S inspos is fine
>>570142535wuuuuut
>>570142772Take this instead!
>>570143029>bite marks on her titsGoddamn. Hews really knows what's up.
>>570143015who are the top 5 most reddit umas?
>dacchi afraid of dentistMy man you'll be more afraid from the bill you'll get, than any needle.
>>570141578>merry christmasan uma would NEVER say this
>>570143078Umama has onlyfans or a sugar daddy...
>>570143078https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/goNztt1WVjWDy7dTfTPxuQ/ Hi V
the dentist can kill you in 1 second if he makes a mistake
>>570143269Congrats you found out I hate you
>>570143289I can kill someone in one second at my job if I wanted to. The dentist ain’t special
>>570143148reddit tachyon x5
>you were almost a trainer sandwich
>>570143381me next?
>>570143148golshi"agnes""haru"machanhelios
>>570143148Nice NatureKing HaloRice ShowerBasic Blonde BitchMejiro Ryan
>>570143565What are 4chan umas?
>>570143381That's my President!
>>570143360based
>>5701436494chan shakurspecial chudtamachud
>>570142738I like that he ended up being Orfevre's trainer
>>570141807don't let them sneeze in your mouth like they did mine
>>570143778can't you sue for that
>>570143649curren chantop gundotocafesweepyskytamamo cross
>>570143649Curren ChanMeisho DotoAgnes TachyonGoldshipMatikanefukukitaru
>>570143850it's ok it turned me on
>>570143649tosen jordan canonically uses umachan
>>570143649Narita TaishinAgnes Digitan
I still need to do 3 showtime runs
>>570143148Rice Mambothe entire gold clanTeioBakushin meanwhi the most 4chan umas areChiyoSpecial WeekKitasanFukuNice Nature
>>570143891 (me)forgot to add Narita Taishin
>>570142303It's because late in pace are dependent on how many front or ends there are, and since fronts and ends were so strong last CM you were very likely to get a room with 5 fronts knocking pace out of position for their skills, or 4 ends knocking late out of position for theirs. Until they start giving pace and late more mid-pack skills that work from like 4th to 7th, they'll be cucked by everyone's preference for front and back. Right now kind of the only way to make them work is a conditional counter team where each member is meant to abuse a different situation room comp, and it's more complicated and RNG dependent than just following the meta.
>>570142572I don't have the full image anymore but here's the cropped reaction after she lets it slip
Is Grass reddit or 4chan?
>>570143902normally I'd agree but not in this instance...
i will not fall for uma x trainer propaganda
>>570143902all the dental hygienists or whatever they're called at my practice are fat hispanics so nyo
>>570142572
>>570144269
was the melty really necessary?
>>570144106>>570144401Cute
>>570144269Blast Onepiece constantly reads up on Uma x Ningen cohabitation guides and fantasizes about having her own ningen husband to welcome home.
i wish i was cute :c
Guys I missed the last event's completion epiteth.I feel sad every time I open the game.None of these thought loops makes me feel better>it's not a big deal>nobody cares about titles anyway>you're stupid for caring about it>you were never going to get them all anyway>something would have come up for another title>eventually it wont matter>completionism is a dogshit egotrapI wasn't ready to miss a piece of this game permanently, no matter how small and "meaningless" and "hurr its a jpg" phrases I tell myself.I feel bricked. Like I fucked up bigly on a game I love and have been dedicated to.Do of you anons have any genuinely thoughtful words on letting go of using game achievements as a meaningful metric or pursuing "complete" collections.If it's just a variation of "nobody cares and you shouldn't either" don't bother.
didn't ask
>>570143479you have to train both
Teiobwos would be cute if they weren't constantly haunted by the image of a 400 pound ojisan being attacked by slugs
>570144760
>400 pound ojisanhot....
>>570143850they said they'd pull out all my teeth if I told anyone
>>570144760>I missed the last event's completion epiteth.>I feel bricked."man who takes shower feels wet"
>>570144760its over for you. just wait 6 months and you can become an autochad with the rest of the casuals
>>570144914globaltards love pretending things are true that aren't to try and change history
>>570144880so you're good at keeping your mouth shut huhdon't you dare tell anyone about this either.
>>570144876Transforming half of the anons here into uma musume before pairing them up with another anon
>>570144415this is a very reddit response sans nigger
>>570144760This game has guaranteed content until 2030 and will go even beyond that. There was no way in hell you were every going to 100% complete this game. Maybe you would have eventually missed something because you fell ill, or you didnt have acces to your pc or phone or for whatever reason, but you will miss stuff. Sure it sucks if you care about that, but better getting used to it now than beating yourself up over it after years of playing.
>>570145027i heard JP uma becomes way more generous with free pulls after this year, heres hoping global does it too
>>570145041Kita is being banged by her trainer in the full video btw the gif is cropped
take advantage of your trainee
>>570145053thank you matchmaker nim i look forward to my easy to manage, low ego horsewife
>Crystal Cafe
>>570145192just how I like it
I used up all my borrows, I'm bored
>>570144914So jp gets new content and we get 4 months of MANT?
>>570144760they implement a way to play past events later on bwo don't panic
>>570145041
>>570145224That’s okay anon.I decree This!Everyone is this thread with evens are Uma Musume Odds are anons who stay the same
>>570145297you don't need borrows to farm your on great-grandparents
>>570144760I think they do revisit to past events with items to get event SSRs. But I don't know if it can bring you epithets again though so tough luck
>>570145232Kek
>>570144760dude you are gonna fail in life in more important ways than this
Every time I feel anything but complete heteronormativity I look at this image and it goes away.
>>570145192post source
>>570145385yada
>>570145362missed your chance to get a ton of (You)'sunless you meant those replying to your post in general...in which case PLEASE LET ME BE AN UMA NOOOOOOOW
What tracks is this uma even good for?
>>570145505>oddsKek
>>570145350
>>570145505umas have to run and eat healthy, teiobwo
>>570144914>Forgetting about Childhood friend to round out the trioGotta cough up 90K buddy to live out the dream
>>570144760Your anxiety disorder only brings you closer to understanding the true experience of being Matikanefukukitaru. Thanks to this mistake, you have become more like an umamusume
>>570145362I wanna be a human still so I can enjoy breeding with my Uma wife.>>570145505Lmao
>>570145457>my strict but loving wife>our three varyingly autistic daughters
>>570145708lolLmao even
>>570145297post rooms with the umas you made with your borrows
>>570145939I literally did in this very thead..................
>>570145939Nice try V
saving my money for the anons who got turned into umas acution
>>570145983...............................................................................................................................................................
Do umas have their period? And if yes, how often?
>sat on my glasses and the lens popped out, and now it keeps popping out every few hours even after i put it back in
my penis smells like rotting fish
I'm actually a pretty decent looking guy I dont want to be turned into an uma
Wembybros
>>570145457it's cute that rulership has the same ear tufts as groove
>>570145983time to go to sleep then
>>570145345>>570145425the event missions epiteth is the one thing you can't get again, the bookmarks just unlock the rest like stories and supoca>>570145115>you were never going to complete it anywayweak cope advice>>570145438>you will fail at more important thingsstrong but harsh advice>>570145647>recognize anxiety disorder>embrace yourself in the light of being closer in spirit now to what you love than beforekino profound advice, based anon
Is running Throne good enough to justify downgrading from NSM to NN on late surgers next CM?
>>570146083Depends on how many sentences they write.
>>570145939That would be a fun idea. The today stakes. Everyone is only allowed to join with one Uma that they produced within the last 24 hours. A room match for appreciating our fellow anons good fortune.
>>570146080more dots please>>570146162it's only 9pm and I don't have work for another month
>>570145628Turning an anon into Buena Vista so she can clean my ears
>>570146083>periodthat's a ningen thing, umas have heat seasons
>>570146137>/nba/ seething at wemby for elbowing some knicks shitter
>>570146117you need to wash after plapping, get that stinky umanko juice off
im falling asleep in my chair right nowumas for this feel
>>570146223isn't that what we do every day
>>570146056Congratulations anon! You get to be a part of that auction too!
palmer consistent with mile B actuallydidn't clock since was unsure>fast learnerforced to sit through this run nowbut man her unique is op for careerwill keep repeating this^already said this once
>>570144760have you tried praying to shiraoki
>>570146330what did she mean by this?
>>570146234true...
>>570146330she took a truth serum
I hate her
>>570146321
>>570146543no one says this
>>570146343NOBODY FUCKING CARES UMAMA YOU ARE A NEET WE GET IT.
>>57014654831 star shards away...
>>570146543everyone says this
going back to MANT after doing the fuji shartseki event with ura runs is absolutely miserabletake me back
>>570146543why are you black
>>570146343do you buy angling first
>>570138189my fursona
V melty...
Oh yeaaaah...
we love spe-cutie patootie here
wei?
>>570146543She has the cutest mannerism. Her little hops and jumps when she's happy, it's just too much for my heart
>>570146798Sugar love!
>>570146927Where is norn ace
>>570146764never ever buy skills until career is overdid it once and didn't feel a differencewould rather gamble getting green inspo procs or fast learner for a discount>>570146927me bottom left
>>570146781>stego is smaller than taishinthat horse is so tinyimagineapparently journey's 1cm below taishin too
Umas that wear ear socks are like autistic kids over ear headphones 24/7
special week more like hhhmmmm uuuhhhhhhh my wife haha
>>570146814it would be funny to have an uma who forces you to go to the hot springs on the very same day you earn the reward
>>570146947Stooooopid face
taishin...
>>570146386>pray to shiraoki>next pakalive>"new golden bookmarks let you re-earn missed story epiteths">"new platinum tickets let you rechallenge champion's meetings with strong virtual opponents to earn previous titles">"new special premium selector tickets cost double but allow you to buy any previously released uma">Bricked renames to NeverBrick>achieves s-rank>completionists everywhere cry tears of joyi can see it. . .
>>570147002we're not going to take advice from a platlet shitter jobber like you bwo
>>570139864I got gold by a fucking nose
>>570147185cute pony
>>570146830We love (you) cutie patootie here actually
thinking about adding a requirement in my club to either have the latest CM title or a completionist titleif you aren't a metagamer or an oshigamer then you don't even qualify as a real gamerthoughts on this? reasonable rule or no?
>>570145505AGP Umama...
>>570147194I do have one albeitif you played the game you would know thiswould definitely click on my cute profile to check it out like the creep you are
>>570146764don't listen to this>>570147002 faggot buy angling after the debut so that you don't job the freshman year. Those wins will help you snowball and conserve clocks on the on the first two g1's and onward. There's nothing worse than running out of clocks and then losing a g1 and bricking the run
>>570147392>>570147295Nobody cares retard stop simping for him too
>>570147000Back in the countryside
>>570147295Wtf Bakushin is... sexy??
>>570146927Sex with Gyaru CreekSex with Gyaru Ardan
>>570145041stop erping you faggot >>570147392>one (1) singular platwhy do trash players like you and V insist on trying to give advice. besides attention ofc
O STANDS FOR KING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj_9oYGfQ-w
>>570147002>never ever buy skills until career is overHints drop in value past level 3, so it's worth pruning them from rival race drops if it's a good style/distance skill
>>570147519always has been
>>570147703They're just annoying avatarfags and he has like fucking simps here
who is the most forgettable uma. like when shes mentioned you remember she exists
>>570147002the (one) plat mentality
>>570147771
>>570147798i dont know, i forgot about them
>>570145053Behold wife
>>570147519The enlightened knew this long ago
>>570147765Umama is bad ??
UghI'm going to bed
>>570147914Taiki Blizzard...
>>570147798anytime someone mentions Believe I actually have to look it up who tf it isin fact I already forgot her appearance
>>570147798probably this one for me
>>570147765>it's worth pruning them from rival race drops if it's a good style/distance skilldone this a couple times and it has never been worth it, 90% of the time I get useless hints which could've gone into already hinted skills for an additional discountmaybe it's worth if you know you'll have a ton of SP left over but in general I wouldn't recommend it
Uma's are so cute
>>570148094Nobody cares V
>>570147914We need more brown umas. Cygames, get on it!
is Chris a fraud like all the other Symbols
>>570146781is there anyone smaller than daiichi ruby? who is she supposed to beat up when she gets mad? oh wait, she beats helios lol
>still have TP and borrows>have lunch>feel sleepysorry danchud, I'll goon and sleep today
>>570146543why
>>570148318plenty smaller
i love special cheeks
>>570148279First horse to win Tenno Sho Autumn twice in back to back years. Ai managed to do the same later though. Def not a fraud though, though neither are the other Symbolis outside of Sirius.
>>570148279who is chris?
>>570148094I care V
Happi inu musume!
>>570147798For whatever reason I usually forget K S Miracle exists.
>>570148354>implying there's anything to goon toI never thought id simply run out of porn in my life
>>570147702urara wouldn't say that
>>570148460What's Inari One's cup size? All of her height must have gone to her massive rack
Sugar LightsThat is all
>>570148279most of these are lolithoughbeit, whats inari, zrr, stay gold, and journeys excuse?
>>570148498god i want to be choked out in those thighs
>>570148093bamboo isn't that forgettable
>>570145080I wouldn't know, I don't go there. But criticizing something negative as typically female would probably get you banned for sexism, so I doubt you're accurate in your assessment.
>>570148367Smells bad
>>570148702I've been gooning to spicy gravure lately
>>570148702MEN.......and their cumbrains
>>570148460Holy shit she's tiny
>>570148746You don't know what a loli is
>>570148812oh is that her name?
>>570148746are you sure you want to ask me that question
>>570097238Ok I'm back! 98km cycling, about 12km walking. Frankly it was kinda shit because I was constantly on asphalt, dodging cars. I far prefer just walking deep into forests and swamps and swim into lakes and rivers. I only did it because there was this county challenge where you had to do certain routes to get your name in paper and this cycling route was one of them. Here's one of the swamp lakes I stopped by; I wish to no cap umapyoi with Daitaku Helios. Umamusume.
>>570148863shes oppai lolimogging marvey
>>570148836that's normal for horses
>bakushin avatarfaggot simping for Umama
>>570148318nishino flower is three apples tall
>>570148860>t. dober who actively draws smut
>>570148959Also dumb
>>570148863aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa seeeeeeeeeeeeeeex>>570148937that last sentence makes this post completely on topic and based
>still melting
>>570147765I do this too. But to be honest its impossible to tell if its worth it though.Would I have still gotten that Spurt hint from a rival if I hadn't bought end corners earlier? Who can say. I think it's worth it though.The main factor that goes into whether or not I buy skills early is how many clocks I have left. If I drop to 1 clock or less, I start buying the strong skills.
>>570147798daring heartI've gotten familiar enough with even the jp umas to basically name them all in those big where's waldo style pictures but I can never remember her
>>570148937Very cool helios poster. I like you because you actually leave the house
>>570148937cycling is cool once my hand heals I might do it again, my MTB is sitting in my room
>>570145362even if I get evens, I reject being an uma, but I will accept being toreina, many thanks. I can schedule a meeting with Truck-Kun for 1600 GMT-5, if that works for you.
>>570149106That's normal for umamusume.
>>570147798I want a nice spicy mapo tofu now
>>570146927what's the point of liking gyarus since they're extinct?
>>570149241Fuck off and go simp for others
>>570148702>coomer dead for over a year (and retards still dont realize it because its the importer)>kemono dead for 7 months>all boorus are just twitter repost repositories now, no premium content>all ai porn video creators are censored to uselessness, monetized, or both>all major porn delivery forums essentially dead with thousands of begging indians >sad panda is still alive but in an endless war with AI slopWere in such a porn dark age that I think I gained a little weight from how much less I fap now. Thank God for the 20tb drive to keep all the old shit safe but its more grim than ive ever seen in 20 years.
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>570145362But do they get to be actual named umas or do they become the generic randomly generated ones..?
Narita Taishin, Narita Brian, or Narita Top Road? You can only have one.
>>570149453theyre back, lot of gen alpha gyarus nowadays
>>570149608Perhaps one of the easiest decisions in my life
>>570149367>>570147798Mapo Tofu...
>>570149621it feels more like they're jiraikei than gyarus
>>570148937Based outside-goer and vitamin D producer. Helios would be proud that her future torena wasn't a lame shut-in.
Seriously, are you guys actually going to use inherited Festive Miracle this CM? I understood using Mummy for the couple of CMs we had where almost no other accels worked, but I can't imagine spending 600+ points on FM and 3 recoveries I don't need when there's plenty of workable accels and I could just buy double circle skills if I have skill points burning a hole in my pocket.
>>570149565maybe if you weren't such a secondary you'd realize that good stuff is posted to Pixiv every day (yes you have to work for yourself to find the diamonds in the rough)
>>570149608Easy, Brian's sister
>>570149608no one is choosing narita top reddit
>>570149565kemono dying sucks so much I ended up paying 1000 yen to a nip to see his works for the last 6 months
>>570149794on smaru it literally makes sense because you need recoveries to proc off your ult and it works at the perfect timing right before anglingwhat's so hard to get about it
>>570149453I take it you think Dinos are boring as fuck and not cool either cuz they're extinct?>>570149767>vitamin D producerIsn't everyone's body creating Vit D, technically? Naturally the sun is super important for this, but it's not exactly difficult to get it.
Good night friends!!
>>570149767just reminded me I ran out of vitamin D and magnesium pillsmissing one day shouldn't be an issue I hope
>>570149862Thats nothing. Did you make yourself a copy at least?
>>570149904its an additive in a bunch of food and drink products nowadays, you cant get it just from eating regular food
>>570149909don't wake up
>>570149909sleep tight babuposter
>>570149909sexy little baby
>>570148937I can never bring myself to enjoy cycling... id rather just stick to running 6 miles every morning before work
>>570149979>Thats nothingIt's the principle, you shouldn't pay for porn.
>>570149909gn
>>570149942>he fell for the magnetic jew
>>570149565>mentioning slop at fucking allzoomer, alpha and millenial are truly helpless, fucking christ.being a disgusting zoomer that needs to jerk off 24/7 cuz you have NOTHING better to do is one thing, but depending on slop is a different story>>570149862arguably the ONLY bad thing he talked about, nothing else matters
Add baby tanuki poster to the DNI
>>570149862I paid some fat japanese chick for belly pics since shes so unknown she has 0 chance of being shared by someone elseShe sent me a vid with some Engrish when it wasnt part of the deal so it didn't feel quite as bad at least. Its rough out there atm for gooners
>>570149565Become a commissioner like me. 125 USD gets you five decent 4k yen skebs.
>>570149862That's worth like a month carat pack...
>>570150163No V
sucks it died but I'm sure glad I was in the habit of browsing locallymissed some galleries unfortunately
V is here, watch out for spic bakes
>SHITnukis[-]
>>570149942No, anon, missing your daily dose does not matter in the slightest... These things take time to get working and accumulate in your body to begin with, they don't magically work the moment you take one pill or whatever.Also I swear magnesium is a meme, at least vit D has it's purpose now days, as everyone is forever stuck inside like the goblins we've become
>>570149565>the age where there are more foreveralone permavirgins than ever before in the history of humanity>global crackdown on pornWhat's shiraokis endgame?
>>570150190I probably know who you're talking about...
>>570149608easiest choice of my fuarking life BANCHO FOREVER
>>570147624
>>570150190the fat chick? me
>>570150157>>570150369my neurologist told me to take magnesium...
>>570150117I cycle about 80km each week now for work, which is nice. I like being on the bike, but I need an actual goal to drive it. Ironically just visiting place X or doing tour Y doesnt cut it for me. I bought a cross trainer to train on off days with my bike.
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>>570150273what are youPOOR!?next youre telling me your weekly or monthly grocery shopping isnt at least $50-$200 or something
>>570150334Nice try V
>>570149904>I take it you think Dinos are boring as fuck and not cool either cuz they're extinct?I love dinosaurs, so I have to admit you make a very good point
>>570149904Dinosaurs aren't real retard
>>570149885I don't run fronts so I didn't realize that. Fair enough, carry on.
>>570150475get a newrologist
>>570150006point is that the body produces it itself, when in contact with the sun for example. so technically, everyone is a producer, not just that helios poster
>>570149608Narita Top Road obviously she is the only one who will make a good wife
>>570150117I feel that, I used to be rower in college and I can't even be fucked to erg anymore. I just run really hard and fast after lifting and call it a day
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>>570150637yeah he's useless but it was months just to get an appointment and he prescribes me meds that take the edge off my chronic headache so it is what it is
>>570150375Fuck your trainee
>>570148702It's not you running out of porn it's all the good stuff getting wiped from the internet because recording yourself "raping" a half passed out drunk girl and posting the video online is bad now
>>570150159>he missed out on the golden uncensored grok weekYou could literally take a real life girl you were soft stalking, make her go through cartoonish breast expansion with nudity AND lactation, with a comical end of your choiceThe material from that week will keep my pelvis alive for the next 20 years.
>>570149819>>570150660Duality of men
>>570150830But isnt that always the endgame?
>Following a LN series>Volume 9 was released months ago>STILL not on nyaawhy me
>>570150863I wish someone did this to me
>>570150393I highly doubt it but if you guessed it right id be beyond impressed and give you what I got
There's a Chinese alternative to Kemono by the way
>>570150830who the hell is out here thinking of ideas for their Umamusume Pretty Derby Matikanefukukitaru drawing and fallout is the first thing that comes to their mind?
>>570150810I used to get chronic headaches but then i got lazer eye surgery and they went away. i guess converting what my eyes saw to my brain was straining it so much that i got headaches. especially when i was looking at my pc.
>>570151092Rii?
>>570151156Curren we dont want your boring lewds even if you pretend to be chinese
>>570151015I feel your pain, I read Biblia Koushodou five years ago and there's STILL no translation of volume 5. shit sucks. Not even news of the anime ackshually happening (again, this is like the 3rd time) cheered me up
>>570151156What's it called? My Chinese might be rusty but I should be able to navigate it no problem
>>570151214true but I don't think eye surgery would help meany normal person capable of piercing the veil and seeing this twisted world for what it is the way I do would simply go insane
>>570151194The luck check, duh!
>>570151242Nope, but i guess I have someone to look up now.
>>570151454Anon's twisted reality...
>>570151504>777th post
>>570151532this is a dude isn't it
>>570150476>I cycle about 80km each week now for work, which is nice.Maybe if i lived closer to work (50minutes away by car) or if i lived further from the grocery store which is a block away i would bike...As of right now i just run 6 miles on monday tuesday thursday and friday.Wednesday is my lazy day so i just do a 15-3-30 with a 40lb ruck on a treadmil and the weekends are for the boys>>570150673>I used to be rower in collegeNo idea what those workouts would be like, used to work with a combat diver though and he was built like a yield signAny relation?
>>570151625i fucking hope so.
When did the AGP anons wishing they were umas start, this feels recent
>>570151454understanding the world is a shithole and literally nothing matters should be freeing not stressing. you can now literally do whatever you want and only focus on your own enjoyment rather than suffering doing things you dont want to do that ultimately dont matter
>>570150971Mayhaps
only two people in my club have the Gemini Platinum ~Kira~ title
>>570150416Nursing handjob from Gyaru CreekThe next day? Paizuri from ArdanDuring summer break? Nakadashi
>>570151636> built like a yield signKinda but not really. Rowing is actually mostly legs but at the same time it's one of the most intense sports so everyone who does it ends up looking like arnold if they do it long enough. You just burn so many calories doing it it's not even funny. Rowing used to be a form a torture back when boats needed paddlesumamusume
>>570151774Feel like it only started flaring up in the past month. I'm sure it's been around for longer, but that's at least when I started noticing it.
anyone else getting gang stalked?
>>570151840how are you supposed to know that, most people aren't gonna bother equipping their new plat title
>>570151840i don't swap my oshi title for some dogshit plat title niggayou are poor btw
>>570147702the Urara that raped her trainer
>>570151964isn't this the pedo rower
How long from now is the next CM?Thread seems pretty bored but I don't blame you guys
anyone else getting gang banged?
*fwump*…*chrrrrlp*
stam card for next cm or what?
>>570152039Like 2 weeks. Going to be pretty slow 2 weeks too with just the camping event
>>570152048Yeah, Yaeno Mutekiposters
>>570152048yeahme at the /uma/ meetup
>>570151774don't really understand it honestly i mean i typically insert as the girl but that's because I'm dou M whereas uma musume are 99x stronger than any male so I guess the people who want to be the uma like femdom only they insert as the girl whereas that's when I insert as the guy different strokes for different folks I guess I wish uma musume were real and one would force themselves on me I wouldn't be able to do anything
>>570151964Huh the more you know i guess
>>570151636got a new job and moved closer to it. as a result I can do that now, trying to keep it for most if the year. Loved to run back in the day too, tried it last year again, but my knee exploded, took more than 7 months to heal and be pain free again. Im sticking to stuff thats easy on joints now... Even tho I miss jogging, but Im too afraid of another injury nowadays
>>570152030Oliver Zeidler? I don't think so?
>>570152319>>570152319>>570152319>>570152319
>>570152183Need to spitroast
>>570151625100%. Very thick for a Suzuka, but I dig it.
>>570152334Narita bake do not use
Two PowahYou can run Creek instead if you have a high power scaling and lots of power sparks available though, ends up giving you better guts
>>570152001>>570152009well only two other people in my club have a completionist title
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>>570152173I wish i could say something against this but I did very much borderline erp on here yesterday so i'm just fucked for life.
>>570148974nnnhhhggg I'm a thirsty little flower, you need to water me, you need to use your pee...
