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The Shion
>>570142592The's
Healing, please!
Jose wonSchizo lost
>>570142393Is it possible to crack an omnic
>>570142829possible or not, I will try my best
Respect to Hazard for rawdogging that shit with zero human mods + extra mass.
>>570143128THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS
>>570132187You see the vision.
soe sex. SEX.
>>570142829dva has ravaged bob
>>570142585do you think Torb has ever walked in on her doing that in the bathroom on accident?
It begins.A new generation of robofuckers.
>>570142829Besides Yaosobi at the end of June, predict what collab is going to be revealed in the new season trailer.
>>570143586ugly tranny jew
>>570143783Edgerunners are being extra slutty with collabs lately so I think it's that.
>>570142829
>>570143987New girl would be Lucy probably or that one with the half face. David is 1000% hazard. Who else?
kiriko
>>570143586>176 bpm avg heart rateher hag body can't take this anymore
>>570143783Out of the collab survey options they sent out to china in march, I would hope for the Cyberpunk one given the theme of the season. But a lot of these have potential
>>570142592The Wooed-yangThe Married-zukiThe Dated-hyun
>>570143987>>570144174>>570144592I'd rather have 2077 but I'd be fine with any cyberpunk property collab. Ghost in the Shell also comes out this month.
>>570144592these were the survey options from last year where we ended up seeing some of them actually getting picked
>>570144592>>570145181WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITEhttps://youtu.be/5bfE9vjK29M
>>570145181samefagging pt 2
Lindholm sex
>>570145316More sentai skins?
>want to play tracer>everyone votes for payload slop>enemy plays junkrat torbshe is so painful to play in metal ranks
The pompadour guy from the trailer is literally me
juno sex
>>570146042>omnicphile
plaptiste
gm ventures
LW main bros. How do we stop pulling so many bad bitches? Figuratively and literally.
>>570143586>176 bpmokay no, that is not a healthy BPM to be running at. you shouldn't be doing anaerobic exercise for that long
>>570145774She's honeslty really fun to play into her bad situations though
>>570144174>New girl would be LucySombra would be LucyShion is KiwiHazard timeskip Davidim giving Rebecca to JunoMauga MaineZarya DorioCassidy FalcoAdam Smasher Ramand I guess Junkrat for Pilar
>>570147108I can feel the heat radiating off of this image
>>570147939but what about kiriko's cool bike?
>wait till you see me on my bi-ACK
>>570145316Oh 40k IS on the table? That's got a lot of space for fun ones
>>570145316The best Magic stuff is generic fantasy setting stuff yo udon't need a collab for, so if they did a Magic collab it would just be the shitty IP-specific characters no one cares about. Maybe an Ajani skin for Winston could be cool
>pick juno as preferred hero>team bans juno>immediate tilt, but it's okay, i'll just pick kiriko or illari>enemy banned kiriko>other support picked illari>all the supports i know how to play are off the tableGuess I'll play Mercy, not like I'd be contributing much, anyway. lol
nothing like reporting stack niggers and then adding them to my list so whenever i get them in my team i throw their games
>>570149349Damn a 3 most preferred being unavailable is a rare draw, I've still never had worse than my 2 most preferred in a role being gone.
>>570149323Getting Magic collaboration is like receiving lethal injection. Look what happened to Destiny 2!
>>570149349Time to learn reddit lucio. If your team doesn't want you on your best hero you should just prioritize your fun.
>>570149783Yeah, exactly. No one wants those lame named characters, they want the cool dinosaur monsters and goblins and elves and ad magitech golems and shit.
Sex bot Shion
>>570150146That's possibly canon before the omnic awakening.
baby making sex with sombra
>>570149349never pick juno as your preferred hero. she gets banned so rarely all you're doing is opening yourself up to get banned by retards (usually in a stack)
>>570150617this 100% stackniggers think this shit is the funniest thing in the world
We don't play that 6v6 crap here pal
>>570151105Lots of overlap between stackers and normalfags who like unfunny inside jokes
>>570151430it's my quickplay
>>570151105>nooooooooo you have to take your bronze match 100 percent seriously
>>570151983>t. stacknigger faggot who would scream and cry and throw the game in this exact situation
>>570151105solo queue would solve so many problems
Remember when they shrunk Lifeweaver? They should fatten up Kiriko.
>>570152514How big was he, like Reaper sized?
>>570152514oh fuck yes
>he's 1 he's 1>overextend to swing the fight>he's not even halfI hate you
>>570152791I won't blame him because knowing this game he was actually really low when he made the call then he caught a random heal
>>570152614They just made the petals on his back smaller
One means he took 1 damage
>>570152862>random
>>570152614>>570152885he got a full resize after the petal change
>>570111198
mercy should get a skin in socks that have a dirty sole imprint
>>570152614he was JQ sized
>>570153192HUNKweaver vs SISSYweaver
>>570152514I miss hugeweaver. God forbid a feminine man not be a tiny tiny twink
>>570144592I seriously want to see an MLP collab just to see what kind of skins they come up with. Evangelion has a high chance since they're collabing with everyone right now for the anniversary.
>>570148306Kiriko's Cool Bike would be the Kusanagi
>>570153657>Evangelionwould make more sense later on with d.mon release coming up
>power goes off for like two seconds>reconnect to game>suspended for 7 hoursFML
>q for supp and dps>game throws me into unwinnable games as support>finally get dps match>decide to do nothing but "play" widow>i win by doing absolutely nothing>enemy dps going negative just for trying to kill me>both enemy supports mald that an anran and sombra go negative trying to kill a widownice smash bros matchmaker u got there bud
>SierraA Sojourn for Moira players
>>570154772A bold but very much correct opinion
>>570148306that's not her bike
>>570154772
>>570154772next you are going to call anran a tracer for moira players
>>570154772And Anran is Genji for Moira players
>>570155045kek
>>570153192no way
moira players or as i like to call them niggersmuh 1000 foot range auto aim high damage suck attackmuh pulsating orbs of healing and damagemuh get out of jail free no target required invisibility teleportmuh kamehameha of infinite damage and healingtruly the thinking mans support
first time I've ever seen this. comp game just failed to start after pick/ban.
>>570152514>>570152614>>570153192>>570153473>>570153483>>570153560As the thread resident obnoxious lw main I gotta say I also miss him being bigger from purely an aesthetic standpoint. But from a game balancing perspective I think it was a nice buff making him harder to hit.Having him be a large support helped make him unique, I wish we could have our cake and eat it too, but I have a feeling buffing his health while keeping him his original size would be a bad idea balancing-wise.
>>570155463It's her ridiculous self sustain that makes her a metal rank pubstomper, it makes her into a dps check.
>>570155463You can't leverage your mechanics to overcome your own misplays or counter you ropponent at all. All you have is perfection of teh timing and placement of your auto abilities. Truly a high IQ character.
>>570155438
where's the mmr schizowhat should i do now?
>>570155463>>570156052>>570156068she should have had the nano boost instead of ana isnt her entire schtick enhancing peoples bodies through science or something
>>570156052movement is useless against her you have to land every head shot or you just die in a 1v1
>>570156174Brace for the losing trend coming up
When you look at Shion's torso and realize she's wearing only a jacket that covers up her "boobs" it's kinda hot
>brand new endorse level 2 account with default icon in a party>guaranteed to be a smurf if it was on the other team>but since it's on my team it's a support that ends the game with 10 deathsEOMM isn't real btw
>>570156774why does a robot have tits
Thread reminder that you Junofags will be cucked by Blizzard's chink golden boy and from then on you'll be seeing them featured in all shit they do.
>>570156174the trend dosnt stop after one loss so keep going,when you lose it's qp time
>>570156774Her pants also look like part of her body
>>570156019if you claim resident homoweave, you better be over lvl 250 with him or you can eat cock
>>570156860why wouldnt a robot have tits, thats a better question
>>570156860why is a robot balding
>>570156938
>>570156860orisa should have tits>>570157971why does robot have glassess
need loli heroes NOW
>>570157971he's literally me!
>>570156938GOOD they are DUMB and CUTE
When I'm playing with my friends I always tell them to tell me if they see ana use sleep dart and they never do
>>570156938That's cool and all, but at least I'm not brown unlike you, which is far more important.
>>570150319we want this?
>>570158567Honestly it's mostly browns who are hyped at the Juno x Wufag thing.
Watching support players tilts me.
>>570158943its only homosexuals and trannies who are upset at it
>Ese blanquito, muy lindo
>>570159351https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=17574939&tags=futarush
>>570159328It doesn't take long to find normal people who dislike it dude, not everything is because of fags and troons.
>dude let's post about the browns homosexuals and trannies
>>570158943You'd have to be a brownoid with a hardcore cuckolding fetish to be this invested in a fictional relationship. Dude probably wishes Wuyang was black too.
>>570159767im upset because it's not me destroying juno's vagina instead it will be wuyung
any post i don't like is made by /v/ or /mrg/ and any post i like was made by a fellow blizzard employee
>>570159892>>570159897I still blame Blizzard for not having enough braincells and opening Pandora's Box.
>>570158567>>570158943>>570159328>>570159767>>570159892>>570160137these posts brought to you by annoying white people
>>570159892Are you telling me the game that survived because of porn has a playerbase of gooners who are, in fact, angry that one of the biggest gooner bait characters is losing appeal? Man who would have imagined!
>>570156860Shut the fuck up man we have a good thing going here
>>570160492thanks for the heads up jose
>>570160492Just like the internet and 4chan and Overwatch
>>570154772>>570155093that explains why they are noob stompers in metal ranks
good night hanasgood night kirikos
Im genuinely and literally addicted to playing balllast time I had this much fun playing a game was probably playing dota in 2013I just cant fucking stop, comp qp 5v5 6v6 idc I just wanna ball dude
>>570160492unfortunately always has and will be
>>570161625
>>570160492Poop colored hands typed this post.
>>570161132Good night
>>570161132you hate chinese or something, anran also needs a good night
>>570157717>you better be over lvl 250 with him THEN you can eat cock
>0 orbital ray assists
Healing sex with Brigitte
>>570154963>"Oi mate, you got a loicense for that islamophobia?"
>>570161883*puts a bullet through her chink skull*
>>570161132gn
I NEED MORE KIRIKO SKINS!!!
>>570161825>still hasn't realized that minorities left this site years ago and it's all just white people yelling at eachother
>>570161930kek
>>570142393They should make her story that she was a woman who slowly upgraded herself until she was full robot and went cyberpsycho in the process. And that would also explain her tits.
>>570162268lets goooo
>>570162268based if true
>>570161989every thrust trigger an inspire
>>570162268Post hand.
>>570162404they're robots with human like ai or whatevera female robot will want to look like that
Oh my gosh Lena!I'll tell you later
>>570162404why do her tits need explaining, faggot?
>>570162463You won't be disappointed
no one plays brigger
>>570162404Also, why would they make an omnic with a pretty face, tits, fully functional holes and a vibrating throat?
>>570162404my theory has always been her being an ugly old hag that wants to advance to omnichood to look pretty permanently despite having a clanker cunt
>>570162906because I asked them to
>>570162268kek
>>570147939I thought of Kiwi when I saw Shion. If they made that skin it would be the first one I buy.
I love Brigitte so much it's unreal
>>570163493You don't mind her fooling with Akande on the side?
>>570162702彼氏できた~?笑
>>570161974For real. Everytime I play juno it amazes me how hard it is for some people to stand in the giant glowing circle. I get that it moves, but surely it's not that hard. I'm convinced 50% of people don't even know what Juno's ult does exactly.
>>570163935It's an AoE damage boost right? All I know is it makes my guns sound really cool
>>570163935>>570164149It's an aoe damage boost that also heals.I dont usually use it as doom because I hope my team will which will naturally draw aggro away from me allowing me to dive the backline and push them towards the beam.
>>570162906Thats literally the first kind of humanoid robot actively being research and produced RIGHT NOW. >>570162404Why does she need to explain anything you fucking B I G O T
>>570156174ok i got a team full of braindead retards im off to qp
>>570161625based ball player. honestly ball has one of the most unique characters designs ever. Making a literal wrecking ball into a playable and somewhat balanced character in an fps is pretty impressive
>>570164650join the qp masterrace.
>>570161625Ballin
>>570161974>>570163935you have to put it in front of their faces in the direction they already want to goi usually have good results using it in chokes or from around a corner we need to pushthe trickier part is getting up close enough to drop it on top of your tank without making a massive target of yourself
>>570153206good mornyan
so what's the lore behind Overwatch hiring an actual developmentally delayed retard?
>Kanezaka Jinja protects you~
>>570165285Who, Juno?
>>570165285brigitto is an actual retard?
Sierra's virgin black butt.
>>570165648God I hope so, it's the only way I'd have a chance with her.
>>570162484hand with the (You). Bonus shot of schizo calling a white american "jose"
>>570165987Gamin4hope??
>tell my team not to pick junker town>they all pick junker town>I can't carry on ball hard enough>my team mates make no counterswaps to the hog running them over>end of match hog calls me 6 - 7 because he can't read then doubles down when I correct himAt least ball is fun.
First Echo, then Orisa, followed by D.va's mech Tokki, Susannah, and finally Shion. Cassidy's robot girl Harem is getting too large and will soon shatter from internal conflict like the Qing dynasty in the 1860's. clankerfucking too close to the sun.
>>570165987tab back in roadhog we're losing
If I was on the dev team and I got to make a self-insert hero one of my abilities would be to sneak up from behind and grab a female hero and carry her over my shoulder to any part of the map. I would have 20 seconds to carry them and they would be allowed to do 7.5 hp/s damage over time to me.I could be countered by being killed as I ran away with my victim or by playing a male character.If I succeed in escaping (pings are disabled for the victim) I begin a ten second process of “having sex” with the female hero. Once completed the victim would spend the rest of the match in the spawn room pregnant.If I finish this ability goes on a 90 second cooldown.I think this would make for some fun gameplay on both sides.
I cannot comprehend caring so much about an argument on 4chan that I unironically get my phone, take a picture of my palm, and upload itwhy are you faggots so volatile
cute ashe
>>570165987Based for following through.>>570166279waah wahh wahh nigga.
>>570166067>>570166175post body
>>570165987>chatgpt saar pls do the needful and make my hand white now bloody benchod>>570166279Browns have nothing else going on in their lives.
>>570166416post body
>>570165987I want to put my penis in this big warm hand
>>570165987holy based
>>570166306zamn she 12?
>americans get out of school>this ensues
>>570166845Cass's self-harm scars...I kin him so hard
>>570166845>schoolthis is an unc thread nigga
>>570166845sojo underrated
>>570165987BIG MEATY CLAWS
>>570166931those are from Ashe's long nails althoughoweverbeitenuinely
>>570165239good mornyan!
>>570167006post yours. bet you won't faggot
Lol, what if he looked like this and his name was McRee instead of McCree
imma post my wrinkly dick if you faggots don't stop bickering and queue up comp, can't find a fucking match
>+500 BP tank and support QP queues at peak weekday timeswew
>>570167267It's going to get better with the new DPS character
>>570167238let us see it
>>570167267more tank buffs fixes this
>>570166845>>570166996True, so true brothers.
>another asian heroI get that she's Hashimoto and fits into the story, but I'm tired of it. Dbd, and Rivals have the same issue as blizzard of being weirdly obsessed with Asian iconography and a strange distorted westernized view of asian 'culture.' Maybe it's just a symptom of having to pander to your audience since OW has a ton of chinese and korean players but it's just like every other character is asian at this point.
>>570167448pull down your pants, it's the same model
Illari.
>>570167556i'm so sorry then
>>570167553I know right? They need to add anther trans BIPOC latinx womyxn of color so I can feel properly represented
>>570166223had this same thought
>>570167737Monkeyface.
>>570163325Based. Kiwi is underrated.
>>570166223Does workshop work anymore? Because I think we can make this.
>>570167238I can't queue comp, I got suspended after my power went out for like ten minutes.
>>570167878But enough about Jose. . .
>>570167737My pylon is erect
>>570167878no thats illari the peruvian jailbait. you're thinking of the tank winston
>>570167553Shion doesn't bother me at all, but I do think not making Sierra a young white male was a wasted opportunity
>>570167737It’s a shame Illari isn’t a confident 24 year old like she was meant to be. Instead we got a barely legal girl with ptsd because she killed her whole tribe yesterday.
>>570168232he's a monkey
>>570168232she looks just like her father
>>570168339>24 year oldthe game already has enough hags
>>570168076serves you right..
>>570167107see >>570166279
>>570168339>she killed her whole tribe yesterday.i kek'd
>>570163626She doesn't do that.
>>570167737HOLY HOLAS
>>570167759I know that's bait. but still.I'd even be fine with some kinda cool Mongolian. It's just generic chinese/japanese weebait again and again.
>>570168502...your body looks like 'mond in lucio cosplay?
>>570168339it would be funny if the ult would be friendly fire on
Remember when I said Sierra acted like a 6 year old and some femanon disagreed?>who wants to go puddle stomping?
>>570168715no one thinks about you like that
>win the first teamfight (Im playing as wrecking ball)>press tab>4 enemy hero icons go full grey (they are swapping)>hog cass sombra ana mizuki
Easy in, easy outLets get it done
>>570167737delicious
>>570168862half of the tank roster and any flanker/dive DPS experiences this every gameit's probably overwatch's greatest weakness
mercys shift jump momentum is actually really fun to play withis this what kittens have been experiencing all this time?
what does a owgger have to do to get a latina wife?
>>570168445Exactly
>>570169029we genuinely need some kind of nerf for switching heroes like a 30seconds cd without generating ult charge or something this is ridiculous
>>570168631you chud ass complained to much about woke now you just get 20 more generic attractive asians every other season
is stadium worth getting into?
>>570168992instantly could tell that was Koi, that game is so shot it plagues tags on most sights with H. Nobody even tags it so you can't filter it lol.
>>570168862>>570169029>>570169260>NOOOOOO why do people switch to counter my busted gimmick hero that ruins the game unless he's hard countered by the entire team? it's not fair, they should just roll over and let me win!
Oh boy drives startedWhat a good time for me to instalock Vendetta and not swap
>>570169429good for drives and when you're tiltedthe competitive "scene" is completely deadI'm stuck in pro lobbies as a legend player
>>570169515suicide yourself gold subhuman
>>570169429casuals and shitters are afraid of clicking on it so it's actually pretty fun
>>570169515you could just get better at playing the heroes you like
>>570167553overwatch is huge in japan right now, would be dumb not to capitalize on that
>>570169767what if I like making balltrannies mad?
>>570169515Dive characters don't need to be countered, you simply preempt them by shooting them. The counter characters are just there for shitters who mostly can't aim.
>>570169789Juno is a giga waifu there and they're still gonna pair her of all people with a Chinese person. Aren't asians supposed to be ultra protective of waifus or some shit?
>>570169301chud here, why would I complain about attractive asians? that's what I want
>>570168992double delicious
why did they use the fugly nu-pride flag on midtown?
>>570169515this post made onetrannies seethe
>>570169591are drives that bad? isnt it free mmr since all the shitters flock to it
>>570170045holy based
>>570169697It’s too bad that Cyclops is going to come out on Friday and totally steal Shion’s thunder.
>>570169965>The counter characters are just there for shitters who mostly can't aim.You mean dive characters are just there for shitters who can't aim. If you could aim, you'd be playing poke instead.
>>570169515based
>>570170173the flocking shitters end up on your team anon
>>570170173drives are typically a pretty severe hit to match quality
>>570170194cyclops is so lamehe shoots lasers and then whatboring ass nigga
Poke heroes are for aimtrannies who need to go back to counter strike and valorant
>>570170261Tracer unironically requires more aim than Ashe
>>570167878no, she's a beautiful child of Olmec
>>570170436Sure she does, sis. I'm sure it's really hard for you to aim at an enemy 2 meters away from you, being a divetranny and all.
>>570170436no one thinks this, not even stalk3r or proper
>>570170530>Peru>Olmec
>>570170380Powerful lasers
>try to make a play>suzu>fade>sleep>pistol spam>aoe ability>nade>invulnerability or whatever>PROTECT US KEK AYYY>experience fagquilityi find it hard to justify playing genji when i can just play soldier and spend 99% of the match next to a wall
>>570170632my guy cant even control his powers in adulthood and has to wear his gwasses
>>570170703>>>570169515as a divecuck mercy pocketing made me scream on top of my lungs more than once, I genuinely rather deal with suzus nonstop than a fucking retarded bitch played by some frail human being ingesting artificial hormones
i just play lucio :)
>>570170753He’s the leader of the X-men
>>570170703Just play Quake or TF2
>>570170045trvke
>>570170703don't forget wifebeater pull :)
>>570170907>TF2
>>570170045All of them soon to be taken by asian cock, Juno was first, Kiriko follows
Vendetta is Latina
>>570170926not that one, she's cuckbait
>>570170194hitscanslop where all his ability is just shoot deadly beam, the rivals lites gonna cry about him in 1 week
>>570171308i don't engage with lore so it's really not my problem
>>570170703>i need to be able to 1v5 in a team shooterhmm...
>>570171493based
the shion saved overwatch
juno owes me sex
>>570171638Wuyang so lucky... gets to watch her get piped by Doom from up close...
>>570171493Ignoring the lore doesn't make it not exist. Soon, she'll have match dialogues with Wugay, matching skins, and even the r34 will be about him pounding her.
