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Wakamo
coom in Nozoom.
Shh.. Yesod is sleeping
>>570228784>gookako femdom
>>570228784>tranny cosplayers wrong, manmikaposters could learn from this wordcloud
are we better than twitter?
Goose is bait, she's red only so she won't work for the Geb TA coming soon
>>570228849WAKE UP BITCH
You love Suou and want more of her in the story of the Blue Archive mobile phone game
>>570228946Based
>>570228990Depends on the day. At least well always be better than reddit, but that's not exactly a high bar to begin with.
>>570228946Gomen Mika...
>>570228990We actually play the game for one thing, so yes.At least I hope so.
>>570228784>rape half blue game girlsSurely we can do better than half?
This game turned me into a pedophile and I dream of my /bag/got gf (bf) to milk my pedo cock
>>570229057Story? I want her to be playable ffs.
>>570229057Wow how did you know??
Literally the first time they are doing thisWhy shill Key so hard
>>570229081*depends on time of day
I love the smell of fresh, organic posts in the morning.
>>570228784>sensei sex>need love malkuthtruly the thinking sensei's few epiphanies
>>570229057I love suou and would die for her
How are you guys dealing with the heat?
>>570229160Me too, but development first
>>570228784>nozomi bullshit completely>biggest stupid women>tranny cosplayers wrong>mahjong collab>iwappi retarded wife>using cunny goose>gayfag call units>dick deserve chinks>sensei sex rena yes>momoi based
>>570229046Me on the left
>>570229253DOXX THIS NIGGA, NOW
>>570228784love students sensei
>>570229253It's 13 degrees outside, what heat?
how fast can you clear this with a proper rotation?
>>570229253I don't because there is none here, but I wish there was. Hot days are preferable to these damp, wet dog ass days
>>570229253Are you the anon who's in Italy now?
>>570229253the trick is to ignore the heat entirelymind over matter type shi
>>570228784>holy retard frenchhey, that's me
>>570228784>>570228953>>570229278what the FUCK is happening with /bag/?
>>570229201do you even marketing
>>570229273Fair, I want more of highlander past the shupo hijinks of it all (although those are good too). I want more of suou's relationship with the CCC. I want to know what it was like going from an unschooled abydos refugee to a major corporate agent.I liked V1C3 a lot but it probably should've been two parts with one focusing more on suou.
Nun sex
women with sharp teeth
>>570229201>why are they going all-in on the unprecedented superstar studentgee I wonderpersonally I don't mind until they do Kei/Hina crossover events
>>570228784>students sensei game
>>570228784>sensei post hot pedo ass scene unless inside akiraHuh
>>570229253Air conditioning nigga. Fuck the electric bill.
>>570229360you'd need four bond 100 dps to find the actual limit
>>570229253by dying I guess
>>570228946He's literally me. Mika was my favourite during the early days but Saori grew on me the more we saw of her until she fully eclipsed her.
>>570229253Just sacrifice 2 chickens to the thunder god and now it started to rai
>>570228784>reviewbrah>check previous thread>see cosplayer's facemade me kek ngl
>>570228784>great Mika
>>570229423No I'm further east
How do you reply without sounding mad?
I bottomed out my ligmas to ue60 aris.sex I have 2 left
>>570229506the bot is aware
>>570229360Its highly dependent on bond level, no one is going to able to make a timeline to optimize this nor will it ever be necessary.
>>570229509idgaf (that much) about the elec bill but I hate ac. my skin doesn't feel right in recycled air.I'll still crank that shit in this curs'd weather but man it blows
>>570229705well it was either italy or greece
>>570228784>another hina please>love malkuth>sex rena>aris dps fun>retarded iwappi
Gomen Kivotos...
>>570229253I turn on AC>>570229663This also works, +13 and rain today
>>570229714Say nothing but make sure to record that and play it like 2 weeks later
>Malkuth appeared>Said she didn't want to take a life>Then suddenly shot at (you) and it was only thanks to Arona/Plana and Kei that (you) didn't get disintegrated.Rude.
>>570229663>and now it started to rainigga thought he could engage in blood sacrifice without consequences, rip bozo
>>570229741surely you will get a great return on investment with all the borrows you'll be getting!hahasurely
Never apologize.Always double down.Never be the bigger person.Never see their point of view.Never accept a compromise.Never admit defeat.Never show mercy.Never feel regret.Never walk away.Never take the high road.When they go low, always go lower.
>>570229638It was 35 today here too
>>570229253Heat? What heat?
>>570229201Pretty sure they did that yesterday to bAris
>your student >Your order at Chili's
>>570229201Intern-kun needs to justify his paycheck.
>>570229902Mari would never
>>570228953>post 3dpd shit>how could mikaposters do thisnigga you've been repeated this shit for years
>>570229834It's kind of fucked that the best Aris design isn't even in the game. It's PV only.
>>570229921No homo
>>570229881nta but yes
>>570229881. . . it's okay, at least I'm prepped for ue70 (wedding ring)
>>570229657I don't know why mika blew up so much, maybe it's because people might've overhyped mika for me but after playing volume 3 saori became my favorite student instantly, I think chapter 4 does way more for her than it does for mika. Man, saori's the best, I'm glad I finally got a ba dream a few days ago so I now know what it feels like to cuddle up with saori.
>>570229834Aris is our gomen queen
>>570230112maybe my carefully curated friendslist of all paypig metaslaves with UE60 assistants was a mistake after all... I did leave my dead club yesterday though
>>570230006Im pretty sure it flashed onscreen during the finale of volF, among the other averted bad ends.
>>570230298arw you going to join a /bag/ club?
>>570229714cry
>>570230298>I did leave my dead club yesterday thoughBro... your 10 AP...
>>570229158forgetting you're image again ,adhd sensei
When will (my) wife get her unique gear?
>>570230218No need to pit two bad (as in literally misbehaving) bitches against one another. They were both great in eden's treaty because everyone who had the privilege to star in that arc got treated well.I still don't have any of the saori alts and it's killing me inside that I won't get to do her valentine event this year.
>>570230382if there's room, but for now I'm still on cooldown so I'll ask around in the evening
>>570229916Sometimes I'm jealous of you guys not having to deal with the heat, but honestly I'd rather bake for a few months each year and have access to the beach than live somewhere like Hungary or Czechia and not know what the fucking sea even looks like.
>>570230298she got another borrow between my post and your reply kek
>>570230006It showed up in volume EX when Kei stopped time and showed Alice various bad endings of the world, and how their nameless god powers go so much further than Alice currently realizes Alice said she didn't like that world line at all with evil Alice
>>570230298I'd say a wide selection of maxed assists is more valuable than extra pocket change of credits.
>>570230609sex
>https://x.com/kikkuk222/status/2065026321743585612WTF
>570229921I don't eat fast food, I eat kebab sometimes so I'm not a subhuman.
soon
I'm no longer clicking any random twitter links.Nice try.
>>570230525My son so cute
Mmm yes I think I'm gonna [-].
Kei would say this
>>570230298Finally joining MomokasFatTail? I knew you'd come around.
how about clicking random catbox links?https://litter.catbox.moe/ztdl29eehz30j092.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/ztdl29eehz30j092.mp4
do these students even study bro
There is only one streamer you should care about
>>570230776Sad to see what happened to the world where even the most mild tomboy traits are now seen as trans
>>570230875I was expecting tributes
>>570230473>than live somewhere like Hungary or CzechiaBro 40+ heat waves are new standard everywhere in europe. I have them in fucking poland lel
>>570230875I will click them every day until Ibuki anon is back from prison.
https://x.com/30_magicresist/status/2065016888107962480STORE THE GOGURT
>>570230883That's what the Blu-rays are for, bro
Jealous Aris is a shit ooc meme
>>570230875I just can't help myself...
>calling malkshit a MalcuteShe looks distorted and fucked up, a real satanic shit.You say you hate troons but she literally looks like one.
>>570229201>fest>eceleb shill event>recent vtumor eventthe official xiscord is trying to get more people in so they are throwing all in
>30M credits>almost out of reports already despite refreshing ap all last week of scrimms>running low on ligma>literally zero mats for trinity>starting to run low on certain artifactsjeeez man, it SUCKS. I still have like 20 students I'd like to raise
just ignore it
Noa said remember and resent and I always live by those
>>570230883What the fuck do you think the level up and skill up items are? Also your daily lessons tab.
>>570231028the troons live in your head because you keep bringing them up
>>570230949>Bro 40+ heat waves are new standard everywhere in europeyou're gonna hate me but where I live in Europe it's 19°C right now
>>570231053True and real
>>570230814Cutest studentwife
>>570230661This, they deserved ropes
>>570230661>Last thread ended with normalfag central looking down on weebs, angry we don't get more collabs, and posting cosplayers>Now people are trying to go back to pretending to be too hardcore for twitch bullshitMake up your mind
>>570231116france? northern spain? romania?
>>570230661>call you pB-but I am one?
>>570231116Its +14 in poland rn but it’s coming once the rain week is over unless rains keep going for the whole summer
Deca Nagu
>replying to bait
Remember to NEVER spread petty hate in /bag/.Unironically /lgbt/ community is big part why /bag/ and all gacha is striving.
>>570231116it's rainy and cool here now but that's only so that the humidity can charge up to get ready for the heatwave coming soonI had to buy a portable AC last year but once I finish some renovation work on my house I'm getting the real thing installed
>>570231247France, >oui
>>570231150everytime I see this image I can't unsee that guy who posted his own photo by mistake in /akg/.Faggot was trying to rile up multiple generals to attack each other, crazy times
>>570231028Malcute as a nickname dates back to 2016 /v/ threads. From one korean game using jewish mysticism to another.
>>570230875a picklezoos is fine too
>>570231283Hmmm yummy bait I think I'll have a nibble, that's goo-ACK!
>>570231106by me
>>570231001hmmmm... is this the same as that gookako post?
>>570231230>Last thread ended with normalfag central looking down on weebsnormalfags are always in the wrong, more news at 11
>>570231375>acknowledges it's bait and still replies, giving them the attention they want and derailing the thread furtherabsolute retard
>>570231375ironic bait slurping is still bait slurping
>>570230931it's a meme
My mood is really affected by the quality of my morning shit.If I have a good clean dump, solid, hard stools, one wiper, I feel relaxed, confident, ready to face the day.If it's messy, streaky, refuses to go away with lots of wiping, comes out in awkward little stages, it's just over. I'm disconsolate. I don't even feel right opening blue archive to face my students. They know I'm stinky. I know they know I'm stinky. It's just horrible.
>>570230419>Mika and Seia as high class bunny prostitutes>Nagisa as gangster pimp British gentleman>the art is very good>(2.53 MB, 5120x3532)>Easy to imagine Nagisa packing down there since she is a gangsta. (This scenario is only if you're a gookako)I fucks with this pic hard.
>>570231283dumb fubukitroon falseflagger >>570231375and dumber seia poster, be more organic
>>570230661I don’t fucking care dudeI’m not terminally online enough for this shit
>>570231479>>570231481Ye that guy's fucking retarded
>>570231508finally a good post
Which arthropod is harder? Dumbcrab or ORT?
https://x.com/kitsunesan510/status/2062554977672085965?s=2015
Gonna be one of those threads huh
he changed the Momoi pfp, sad
We love Malkuth here
>>570231507You're a meme
>>570231615>>570231508literal gookako shit posts>>570231609>>570231375pair of retarded seiafags giving him attention
>>570229881I've got at least 10 whales in my club and another 10+ on my friend list. Out of all of them, there are at least 7 guys who have the rank 100 favor title
Did you know that you'll start blinking manually if you read this post?
>>570231283If you're having AGP thoughts, at least just crossdress and don't tell /bag/ about it.Trooning out means becoming >ugly>stupid>suicidal>destroying your body
>>570231698I want her to land on my penis
>>570231325kek, same thing happened on /zzz/ and /hsrg/ too.
>>570231306It's 24 in the south, lucky anon
Pixiv art count for month of May
If anything, it's those subhumans' fault for caring about streamer shit.And i saw that peruvian(?) Mika fag cringeemojiwhatever that used to shit up these threads and steal content so I care even less (than zero) now
>>570230949Last summer and summer 24 highest temperature in Warsaw was 31 and 32C
>>570230432You get the 10 AP as soon as you rejoin a new club.
>>570231508what happens if it stays inside for 2 or more days?
>>570231857that's the main reason why I moved from the south a few years ago desu. I absolutely hate heat
>>570231562Nagi-chan actually has a tiny little sissy clitty which is why she paypigs for sensei and the rest of the tea party.
This is what I am fighting for
>>570231903Shuro stop shitposting on kivotoschan and draw more raion doujins
>>570231602>I’m not terminally online enough for this shityet you're a 4ch user, curious
>>570229881I'm never whoring out my studentwife
what does sensei even teach bro
>>570231961The hat stays ON during marriage
>>570232010why bother? they suck
Just ate the most delicious cheesecake ever.
>>570232028sex ed
>>570232091my dick
>>570230175Are you prepped for this though?
>>570232028Very seriously, how to be a good person.
>>570231283Sorry, you're right that post was very mean. I'll reflect on my actions.
>>570231618the crab's definitely harder, likely due to the need of cleansers which have a dime-a-dozenORT is like a multi-staged account check that's manageable even with fodders
>>570232010nobody bought them because they're dogshit
>>570232013I use a website to talk about a hobby, that is entirely different from being a twitter warrior whose entire personality is being part of a fandom
>>570231618Who ort
>>570231879>Saw about a hundred new Kaede images this month alone from her new outfit >Anon is pretending not only that she's bottom tier for new art but that Hinata is making the same numbersYeah I'm not buying it at all
>>570232028He's mostly a counselor for girl's dumb bullshits.
>>570231283>>570231789Is this behavior endorsed by /bag/ now?
>>570232107what about cheese bread?
>>570231935I have literally never been constipated in my life. One way or another I'm shitting.
>>570232314Always has been
>>570232217I did that
>>570231609>>570231752>>570231375>>570231481>hmmm yes, I'm not allowed to express my opinion about a thing because some retard doesn't like it and claims it to be bait because as said before, he doesn't vibe with it.
>>570232153He doesn't teach how to be a good personHe baltently advises students to rob banks, go out after curfew in volume 3 even when it isn't allowed, and how to fight the governmentHe teaches you how to live and how to express what you desire, how to be yourself, way more than he teaches you to be good. In volume 4 he explains he wants to walk beside people until they understand what they want out of life and they understand how to get it, even if their methods aren't societally approved.
>>570231935you'll feel weird like a ghost weight in your gutsblue archive
>>570230218Eh, for me Mika is more interesting because I don't like the sudden sharp heel turn from Saori. With Mika it's a gradual arc/development curve from the first chapter to the last. Plus the character writing/inner conflict/struggle for redemption is just more interesting to me.
very large child breasts
>>570232149based
>>570232432I wish this was a real mod
I hate Fubuki and this is the post I made to make her look worse: >>570231283
>>570232463>He baltently advises students to rob banks, go out after curfew in volume 3 even when it isn't allowed, and how to fight the governmentAll of these are things good people do. Banks are inherently evil, governments are usually evil, and going out after curfew is sovlful.
>>570232436does this prove the theory that mika posters hide behind seia posters?
>hurr durr hate gays!But when the opportunity presents itself you don't look down on prime /bag/got bussy, right?Have you ever gotten a blowjob before? It feels fucking amazing if someone knows what they're doing and guess what, your /bag/got bro probably knows how to handle that goonstick.
Why don't we just nuke steel continent. Problem solved. No need to fight Malkuth.
>>570230112I'm>>570230218>glad I finally got a ba dream a few days ago so I now know what it feels like to cuddle up with saori.I keep dreaming about Minori. I have no strong feelings about Minori one way or the other. It's very odd.
>>570231879I find it funny that Bluemoi actually beat some of those. she got 4 new artworks in may
>blah blah blah blah blahI don't careBlue Archive or leave
>>570230875How did you get Azusa's real seiyuu to voice this?
>>570232243It's from pixiv. Not Twitter.
I moved my usb full of blue archive images to my laptop because im going on a trip.Please imagine a very angry bananazoos calling you a faggot.Thank you for your assistance in this pressing matter.
>>570232572Shiiiit, these look heavy
>>570232230this thing
>>570232780This is why you should lift
>>570232775faggot
>>570232149Damn, my gogurt is super light, 30 kilos lighter than watermelon juice
>>570232685anon, it's not Minori in my screenshot...
>>570232685It's your subconscious telling you to become a hero of the proletariat.
>>570232645/bag/got bussy is real? I thought it was just a myth.
>>570232620It's a lesson in both Tsukihime and in BA, rules only exist conceptually, they aren't real. Ultimately it's up to you to decide what's important to you in life and whether it's worth breaking the "rules". Sensei teaches students to not be bound by other people logic. Someone told you to not sneak out at night? That isn't an absolute rule like life is a video game where you'll lose points if you do it, you can just do it anyway. Sensei realizes Koharu was learning how to live wrong and was too bound by rules and society, she needed to understand all rules are fake
>>570232565Yeah, Saori sudden 24/7 change after years of brainwashing is weird just because her princesses suddenly in danger.
Faggots you all
>>570232597Liar, I love Fubuki and I attach her to my posts because she is cute and I identify with her.
Question to old fags. Do I need to read the previous Momoyodou events to understand Summer Hyakki?
Sex.With Ibuki.
It's happened again. I fucking HATE PVP. My uNeru just randomly switches lanes and attacks their Eimi, it's so fucking retarded.
>>570232943Yesno
Kei - wouldn't rape youEvil Aris - would rape youAris - would rape you (on accident)
banana is a pretty tasty fruit
>>570233025Skill issue
>>570232645I know it's you gookAko stop hiding behind that gookWaka
I want to drink Rena’s squirt
ah, paycheck finally arrived. pakeji time
>/bag/ finds this hot
>>570232996Mika looks better in Seia's outfit
Instead of using rockets to go to space, why don't we just build a large slingshot and launch the spacecraft?
>>570232884I'm not disagreeing with you or trying to change the subject but my original point was that sensei teaches how to be a good person and I'm standing by that. The only time he corrects (non-meme definition of the concept) students are when they're doing things that harm others, even at the level of feelings. He doesn't step on the things that make them who they are and he doesn't try to change them to be something else, he's just trying to make them into people who can look in the mirror every morning and go to bed at night with a clean conscience. That's the single most important thing you can do as a role model.
@Arona Loose the Goose
>>570232645Blue Archive
>>570232790>>570231618Crab is harder because it's the same case as Geburah, it's a hard Student check and you can't even do insane without the shilled Students.Meanwhile ORT is wayyyy easier, you can kill it by throwing bodies with no particular strategy until it dies.At least ORT has better boss soundtrackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giPsiifFGYg
>>570233116@arona calculate this man's skin colour by his payment date and post timing
>>570233062Aris is stronger than you. Please remember that sensei.
>>570233137Of course, they even had to retcon nagusa being a yukionna because shes so hot she would melt
>>570232645they don't look feminine enough to care about themno one looks like rio to begin with, blue archive
>>570233025Put Shun in your team and auto-resolve everythingStop losing your hair, anon
Do you think they'll ever release a summer alt where the girl has a huge rack but the bikini is a size too small and so it digs into the rack and there's insane skindentation going on? Or are they gay
the goose has been reported as loose
Post saggers
>>570233248White European posting in the middle of the afternoon (4pm here)
>>570233240you can throw bodies with no particular strategy on crab though.
>>570233161Mika looks good in every outfit. Seia's outfit is a bit bad actually imo. It's for sideboob enjoyers and that's it.
>>570233240>it's a hard Student check and you can't even do insane without the shilled Students.You had to be a moron to not roll for Niko and bAris thoughbeit. Fair point for Erika though there are free alternatives like Mari and aToki
>>570233662IroGUha
>>570233375Having a vivid imagination is a big part of playing something like BA.You can close your eyes and pretend it's Rio.Bonus points if they have long hair
>>570233662Iroha flopped
This cute picture of my wife will alleviate my pvp woes.
>I'm just pretending to be a gay retard
Hi /bag/ what did I miss?
>>570233558No student in the game can compete on cleanse efficiency that Erika can do. Toki can but she requires 80 seconds to charge every time.DPS for phase 2 is also more eclectic than phase 1 consisting primarily of limited/fest.The jump from extreme to insane is gonna be a big filter even with foresight.
>>5702338832 litter linksabout to expire hurry up
im gay
Surely having elite ball knowledge of past lives means Kanoe would make the perfect mother
>>570233883this
What Malkuth fears the most
I wanna talk about Momoi, can we talk about Momoi?
@Planagpt am I supposed to hate the gays or like the gays?
rio schlicking in vr chat
I REALLY want to strangle Momoi
>>570233991Kanoe is the type of girl that would enjoy the pain of giving birth and would probably get off to it.>>570234079He fears the hero that slays her in canon so Alice is her biggest nemesis.
>>570233797My hair's a little curly so I like to bring up a picture of niyaniya on my phone before I go down on a guy to inspire them. I get way more headpats that way.
>>570234079
but why aru?
Did Yuzu masturbate to comatose Moi too?
https://youtu.be/tKSx2JCCOaoMalkuth's Double Fin Funnels are not just for show!
>>570234173>he
>>570234093hate the people who hate you and like the people who like you
Momoi loveSexy momoi
>>570234203I did
Momoi general
Gameplaybros, does Erika NEED to be UE60 for Crab?What are her minimum requirements since I'm gonna roll for her.
>>570234191good terrain for herbond 50 Aru > bond 100 dHina
Momoi with big tits is sexy
>>570234139Momoi is a good girl. You should strangle BPD abuse loving whores that enjoy it.
>>570234037poor students can't even run AND shoot they'd die
if you borrow for this raid, do you get the bond level bonus of the guy you borrowed from?
>>570234248
>>570234307Erika NEEDS to be UE60 because she's the love of my life
Do you think Momoi's chipmunk mouth is a good design choice?
>>570234139Momoi is too strong for your weak hands
Momoi was sexy when she was knocked out.I want Momoi to be a vegetable
how to farm secret tech notes?
>>570234374I'll give your mom a call then.
>>570234515secretly
>>570234426>ohshut moment
>>570234191Because she is our favorite dork and we love her? She's extremally hot.
>>5702331813rd law of Newton
>>570234515it's a secret
I love Momoi
>>570234426Average Momoi moment
>>570234191Why not Aru?
Ok but pink momoi or green momoi?
>>570234374You don't get it. I want to strangle Momoi. For my pleasure. Not hers. I want my hands around her narrow neck. I want to feel her breathing slow as her consciousness leaves her body.
Aru is the strongest, after all
>>570231562it's slop
>>570234618That's green momoi, it doesn't count
https://youtu.be/FLsUU5JU6tc
>>570231306Question, if I want to visit France and see actual french people and stuff and not get threatened with a knife by le feral niggurs of Paris, then go to a police station to report and a policeman are also niggurs and they say they can't do nothing (happened 2 years ago) where I should go?
/bag/ used to post babus
>>570234374Anon, stop trying to pimp out your mom to strangers on 4chan just because your dad abandoned you. Nobody here cares about her fucked up fetishes
Aru!
>>570234837I want to lick Aru's back so much actually I want to lick every little bit of Aru so bad
>>570234307>>570234307>>570234307PLEASE RESPOND GAMEPLAY BROS
>>570234802we growed up
>>570234763>that art you like is slop because I said so
>>570234139>>570234740jeez yuuka chill out
>>570234791>making a whole animation just to flex your lucklove this nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>570234802Hina babina
>>570234793anywhere in the countryside, pretty much. like small villages and shit. avoid Paris and large cities at all cost, avoid the South (large amount of mudslimes)
>>570234793try nice, it's nice
>>570234793I had a good time in Brittany.
>>570235024Did kayoko refuse to be a part of this tomfoolery or something?
>>570234941No, read the skill.UE60 is for Lunatic only, and that's a very big If.
>>570234738Unironically I find green momoi more erotic
>>570234785
>>570234738pink Midori and green Midori
FUCK MOMOIAND FUCK MIDORI
>>570235118She was out hunting down strays
>>570234802
>>570235118Someone has to hold the camera
>>570234763is it really? you could just use this as an argument because you didn't like the wisdom I dropped in my post>>570234961not me
Did dHaruka powercreep base Toki?
>>570233240I like the gameplay for crab but they really went too hard on the shill student checks for lunaticThere's only 3 tanks that don't drop dead to the bubble attack (2 are new), def down doesn't work on the claw so only dress haruka is good against it, damage scales with cleanses so of course you need erika, you need focus fire to target the hull but your team has too many required roles so you need otogi and battle eimi, and so onI think 10~12 of the students you need for lunatic were added in the last 6 months and 4 of them are limited, that's just too much
>>570235126So she needs UE50?
>-300€ in bank account>+35k pyroxenes>+40M creditst-thanks, Arona...
>>570234990>>570234991>>570235107Noted, thx
>>570234961This is from one of their uploads only a month agoPlus you can spot things like weird warped lines on the netted pantyhose and suit
>>570235359you rike?
>>570235359
>>570235335Who is more likely to get scammed online, Aru or Wappi?
>>570235410>that art you like is slop because I found problems in another image they posted
>>570235432actually yes. my bYuzu funds are secured now
>>570235330No ue40 is enough already.UE50 is pointless, and you only go full UE60 if you need the extra 0.5 cost on the cost bar that much.UE40 is the universal useful cap for supporters.
>>570234802bag used to post chipi chapas...
>>570234178>curly hairSame, mine gets curly too. How long is it? I actually grew my hair long for the first time in my life and it's a pain in the ass when it gets into my ramen or cereal bowl. I was never the kind of boy that takes care of his hair so I just let it be.Blue Archive.
>>570234374Is kanoe the queen of bdp?
>>570235173erotic tummies
>>570234980He did it last time on Seia banner tho He got her at 190
>>570235498Thanks anon, you're the best
>>570234763Slop on this *unzips*
>>570235494
>>570235587they have the cutest tummies in Kivotos
>>570235540>BPD>daddy issues>choking fetish>spitting on her fetish>smoking in her face fetishshe's the queen of everything that is nasty and trashy, her nipples and clit are probably pierced too
>>570235685>that art you like is slop because I don't like how some of the lines are curved
>2035>blue archive is now 14 years old>sensei is still 20-something apparently>game has 847 students total>loading screen takes 45 seconds on a flagship phone>story is on volume 47 now but no one ever read past volume 6>still no gehenna volume btw>suou hasnt shown up since v1c3>student council pres still missing>SRT still living in the park>Abydos debt still a thing>somehow Kaiser is still responsible for 80 percent of the shit thats happening>new raid boss requires you to have 6 specific units that came out in the last 3 months>two of them were limited from a collab and no chance of a rerun>event boss health is now in the quintillions and lasts 4 months>game is still technically in "global beta">EN server is 14 months behind>past event menu takes 20 minutes to fully scroll through all of it so they added a search function>another limited bunny girl from Millennium who dual-wields railguns>her bond story is 45 minutes long and somehow ties into the ongoing "what the fuck is actually under Kivotos" arc>arisu is literally just a mech now>momotalk is now powered by AI which lets you talk to your students
>Fucking Erika is more meta than IrohaNexon hates the fluffball
Hina should marry me
>>570229482Nun breeding.
>>570235768> Meta for 1 raid
>>570235768>Nexon hates the fluffballSo does /bag/.
>>570235767>>still no gehenna volume btwunironically good news
you're not /bag/, schizo
>>570235767@Arona seiafy this post
>>570235767did a gogurt collab happen in that timeline?
>>570235768we already know Iroha flopped and the devs love to mock her with Erika
>>570235330Level 1. Ex level 5. Upgrade basic and sub skill as far as you can. Enhanced skill is whatever.Shes there to cleanse 3 debuffs to stack damage taken debuffs on the crab, not to deal damage or even to heal. You'd upgrade her level/gear for stat transfer to strikers.Shes like sIchika for Yesod in that she exists to solve a mechanic of the raid. And since shes a special she is not at risk of ever dyingHow invested she needs to be depends on the difficulty you want to tackle
We need more plain girls.
>>570235876Hina should clean my room while shaking her perfect ass for my viewing pleasure.
>>570236085Miyo and Mari are not plain
>>570235767Only 847 students?I thought you said it was powered by AI.I'm thinking at least 9k.
>>570236085The rape squad
>>570235768>one raid wonder (currently) vs one of the best blue AOEscome on now
>>570235768in what position?
https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/2065034083542110526What the fuck is happening?
>>570236094I concur
>>570232893What I got out of it was that the brainwashing was slowly eroded by her new family slowly growing a permanent place in each others' hearts and that sensation feeling more true than the brainwashing. Hime being in danger was just the last straw she needed to choose them over everything else.
>>570236085I want an event where Hifumi and Miyo are both trying to get a limited Peroro typewriter
>>570235537Down to my shoulderblades. I don't know how to get it truly long, my hair grows really fast but it doesn't seem to get longer past that, and desu I've met ONE person in my entire life with honest to god blue-archive-long hair down to her ass and she's 4'11 so it doesn't take as much to get there. I'm jealous though.
>>570235768Nakadashi?
NGL, AL-1S is pretty hot, especially if she will be a yandere
>>570236217Looks gay. I'm guessing some faggotry is afoot.
>>570234763nagisa was AI generated, not an original character per se
>>570235986>Seia35>Seia archive is now 14 Seias old>Seia is still 20-something apparently>game has 847 Seias total>loading Seia takes 45 seconds on a flagship phone>Seia is on volume 47 now but no one ever read past Seia 6>still no Seia volume btw>Seia hasnt shown up since v1c3>Seia council pres still missing>Seia still living in the park>Seia debt still a thing>somehow Seia is still responsible for 80 percent of the Seia thats happening>new raid Seia requires you to have 6 specific Seias that came out in the last 3 months>two of them were Seias from a collab and no chance of a rerun>event Seia health is now in the quintillions and lasts 4 months>Seia is still technically in "Seia beta">Seia server is 14 months behind>Seia event menu takes 20 minutes to fully scroll through all of it so they added a Seia function>another limited bunny Seia from Seianium who dual-wields Seias >her Seia story is 45 minutes long and somehow ties into the ongoing "what the fuck is actually under Seia" arc>Seia is literally just a Seia now>Seiatalk is now powered by SeAI which lets you talk to your Seia
>>570236217>hina archive joined the gang>"the never kill yourself" hoshinofag also joined itnot a good plushie bros.
>>570236217Fucking lmao the Shoori faggot.This is why you never take the opinion of xitter retards seriously.
I need to kill Malkuth around 20 times to get enough currency to upgrade my Toki to ue50
>>570236217Hina ElephantinaPlana ElephantanaArona Elephantona
>>570236285>>570235537>>570234178>>570233797what's the name for this behavior?
It's starting to get too hot out to comfortably take naps in my car at work, even in the shade of a parking garage...
>>570236520Homosexuality and AGP
I liked it more when we called Plana Kurona desu
>>570236217Never give those people an inch, it will never be enough. They'll think they can just whine any time they disapprove of something and get an apology + cancellation.
>>570236490should've started buying the tickets weeks ago
>>570236520
got the mr. elephant in the thread
>>570236520It's the sign
>>570232884You could say he just wants them to bee themselves
>>570236490ue40 is enough tho
I can't wait for /x/ event
>>570230473I’d enjoy the beach more if Iori was there
SOMEONE SHUT SHINON UP PLEAAAASEEE!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!WHY IS SO SHOUTING ALL THE TIME???IS IT CAUSE SHE'S BLACK???
>>570236401Beautiful
>>570236217They announced a raffle where you have a chance to get 240 pyro if you tune into a couple of BA streamers next week (20 winners per stream) and they're so mad about who they picked they figure if they whine loud enough and spam every post they'll have to beg for forgiveness
>>570236520IT's all Mika fags.
>>570236860influencer a brown one at that
>>570236798Not for my dick. She needs UE50
>>570236860>OISHIIDESUNE
>>570236903this is all over a chance to win 240 pyro? lmaooo explains why it's only poor thirdies getting uppity
>>570236860why are YOU shouting, pink Midori?
>>570236315Reminder this will happen if you don't replace her CMOS battery every ~8 years
>>570235767You forgot>there are now 10 Hina, Mika, and Hoshino alts, all Bluefes
>>570237027I lost my composure
>>570236853Tricking Tsubasa into giving you a blowjob by telling her you've got a Tsuchinoko in your pants, but it needs a kiss to move again.
>>570236959I miss tf2. Did they ever unfuck dedicated servers and matchmaking? Is it worth playing again? I've been enjoying some of the games of my youth recently and I might want to go back.
In need of gyaru
>>570236853Is that a snake?
>>570237192I wonder why that could be
>>570237314no you aren't
>>570237330A fat snake from legends yeah
>>570237261They got rid of the bots for good (seemingly, 2 years and they aren't back yet) but the matchmaking is still there and still retarded
>>570236853Hina could easily pass as a vampire and transfer to wh
heh, guess someone is mad today
>>570237406Because she sucks, right?
>>570237540no one cares about your word filter dude
>>570237406vampires don't have horns, not the pretty ones at least
>>570237540>Browsing /bag/ without reading the shitpostsThat's like eating subway without mayo. What the helly
>>570237540>filter people >shove it like it's a medalfubuki...
>>570237621So fits perfectly
>>570237605Doesn't matter, filter vegans always let you know.
>>570237593
>>570237379Better than nothing. I doubt the actual mods to replace classes with students exists but fubuki engineer activated my almonds something good.
>filtered posts again award on a smug Fubukiplease artGODS
>>570237735it really do be like that
>>570236980Nah it’s because they really dislike one of the streamers over community dramaThing is, there is no way the marketing guys would have been aware of that, and the cause of the beef itself is the sort of thing no company would ever acknowledge, let alone condone
Walnuts
>>570237886Marketing guys should be aware that streamers get the bullet and to never attempt that shit in any way shape or form
>>570237875I appreciate the sovl but I can't tell if he's getting better or worse...
>>570237695nah that would be like eating expired subway with uncooked meat.I only read good quality shitposts, not low quality shitposts
Only one of the girls I said "x will spook me during Fes" actually did spook meIt was Iroha
>>570237886The sure don't because guy number two wanted to jump ship to project kv
>>570237760This Hina is about to play a sick guitar solowhat song?
Chieru when
>>570238156fuck...
>>570238223https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt5X8zrHiSM
>>570237695>mayoew
>>570238172doremi is a big miss for BA WE NEED HIM BACK
>>570237695I like to walk down the street without getting shit all over my shoes. I guess you like to lick the pavement clean.
Miyu
>>570238457This sensei eatin DRY sandwiches.
Which student's eyes are your favorite? What kind of eye designs do you like?I'm sort of obsessed with Misaki's dead inside eyes. She's not my favorite student but for some reason they haunt my thoughts.
>>570237886>marketing department not knowing what their consumers wantwhy is this so common nowadays? this wasn't common 3-4 years ago.
now if you excuse me /bag/ it's divegrass day and I gotta leave
>haloApproved
>>570233408Artist source? Has saucenao been working for anyone? Feels like that site barely finds image sources.
>>570238829why am i hecking dead and rotting
>>570238602
>>570238861Same, had to switch back to iqdb and endure their long ass queues
>>570238756>what their consumers wantyou're retarded if you think twitter outrage farmers represent a majority of the player basemost people could not care less about any of this. if they don't like streamers, they don't watch them. simple as.
>>570229158Did the /bag/ thread on /trash/ get bumped off the board again?
>>570238602Rarely open is the type I like
>>570238756That streamer was one of the people recommended after the initial cancellation with Ironmouse happened, then he became an undesirable in that meantimeYou can give them shit for picking fob but as far as they knew Brandon was a choice people wanted
>>570238756retards graduating from scam universities
>>570238756Marketing departments and firms are detached from reality. Very rarely are they consumers of what they are marketing, so they lack perspective and cannot keep track of microdrama realistically. The first wave of streamer choices were blatantly just looking at things in terms of who has the biggest numbers.
>>570238905Junko fucking punched you
>>570236285>Down to my shoulderbladesMine is a bit longer than that. Blue Archive tier long hair is GOD tier. Wonder how long mine will grow.Is it actually possible your hair stops growing when it's medium length like Ayane let's say?
>I kill and rape adultswhy did she say it?
>>570238602Other than my studentwife's I guess Shiroko and AroPlana's heterochromatic pupils
>>570233408Imagine the smell
>>570230858>hurting the feelings of the chinese peopleFascinatinga bit lacking in uniqueness though, it won't register as a meme unless you already know itstill wishing for immediately recognizable "anti-x" words like hwabyung or the pinch emoji, but for the chinese
>>570239124
>>570237314gyaru would never fuck you unless you're hung or cuteif you're asian or black/brown just give up entirely
>>570238927>>570238962>ask eyefag question>niya hivemindI guess it's true what they say about a woman's appeal being in the things she keeps hidden.>>570239214I like homophobic eyes in general because who doesn't, rule of cool, but the pupils being the only distinction has a real subtle je ne sais quoi.
Myo
>You can hold Aris's hand and move it around in the L2DC U T EU TE
>>570239204she's evil, and green
later niggas
Kiss your students.
>>570238959>most people could not care less about any of thisthey do and that's why first of wave of streamers got cancelled after a backlash.
>>570239343>I like homophobic eyes in generalI hate them because I have them and they look retarded irl
>>570238905There, you've been revived
>>570239557Dont get on the rape plane Sensei
>>570239616retard
>>570239635thank you sensei, i live to see another student vagina
>>570238602I like Takane's eyes. Very early 2010s
What happens when I put the maintenance station and the retractable window on the same cafe? does Aris rotate between the two furnitures?
>>570239621...grandpa?
>>570239557>2024Bro you already missed your flight
>>570238756They picked streamers that actually play and stream the game this time, the picks are probably based on entirely on recommendations from players after last timeI guess one of them said something offensive once though so the world will end if they're allowed to do a sponsored raffle now
>>570239557Thanks for the free ticket dumbass!
>>570239564I'm trying
>>570239621Are (You) good looking in general? I feel like if you're good looking something rare like that is just instantly going to enhance it.
>>570239663we don't sign our post here
>>570239727You can't call me that, I disowned your mom when she married a gookako
>>570239787Hina Femdomina?
>>570239874I accept your concession
>>570232149
>>570239959yeah keep crying, i bet you got hurt when gigguk and ironmouse collab got cancelledlmao
>>570239769I like nonomi's eyes but I always felt they are somehow a touch out of place. I wonder if it's because of the intensity of the green in a game and artstyle with mostly desaturated colour.
what the fuck I actually ran out of pvp coins
>>570240025I already accepted your concession, no need to throw a tantrum any further
>>570240071You have a caffeine addiction, this is your intervention
>>570238962Based, Kaya lover.
>>570239441this makes an already amazing l2d even better
>>570240137>can't argue back so you used le concession postlmao. yeah I also accepted your concession.
>>570240281I would in that glove
>>570234426Weird thought to have, but am I wrong in thinking this is a fairly high IQ kid, despite the obviously retarded initial action?He did it without knowing the screen was fragile, but once it happened he calmly considered the situation, processed what had happened and why, then proceeded to try a possible solution (turning it off and on again).All of this without panicking, passively processing the idea "okay, I fucked up here".
>>570238602Sometimes I imagine what someone with Rio’s eyes would look like IRL and be genuinely unnerved
Hina FUCKina
>>570240281Now that you mention it I DO like Kaya but never thought about why.Guess you could say, this conversation has opened my eyes.
So basically, there's a Trinity student—all right, just imagine, right, just picture in your mind, just picture in your head—Trinity student, with pale pink hair, angelic wings, a starry halo, and a bit of a chaotic, emotional streak, right, not a regular student, right?She came into Gehenna and say Gehenna is weird, Gehenna suck, something along those lines, right? And then what happened is that person get backlash. She get backlash for saying those things, and then Sensei—guess what Sensei did? Sensei defend her, defend, white knight, white knight. Chill.From what I gather, that's—that's what the drama is about. Shield her and say, "Yo, don't attack the pink person. Chill out, chill out." The pink wants to enjoy Gehenna—I think that's—that's what it is, that's where the drama starts.
>>570240352no one cares about your trauma, sorry man
>>570240514
>>570238602>THOSE DEAd eyes>favoriteyou're suicidal, go on SSRIs fast or smoke weed
>>570239564
>>570238602I love Mika's eyes, she got that starry sky eyes and it's really beautiful
>>570236520Have you ever had a BJ in your life? Do you realize how fucking good it feels? IF you don't close your eyes while you hold curly hair of your /bag/got friend and imagine it to be NiyaNiya then you might be more gay than you realise.
>>570239807Average I guess. The asymmetry drives my crazy, it's probably just autism.Looks fine in the mirror but whenever I see a picture or recording I instinctively think it looks like a lazy eye.
>>570238756Because the current world economy is built around finance rather than customer service. Your customers aren't your target demographic, they're the product. Your target demographic are financiers who see access to your customers and their data as a commodity worth a lot of money. General financial wisdom is that you don't want a small, stable niche consumer base slavishly dedicated to your brand. That kind of consumer base could keep you in business indefinitely, but that's not where the real money is. The real money is commodifying your consumers and that requires a large and diverse consumerbase.So rather than exploring and understanding the specifics of your narrow and dedicated audience, you use data-driven metrics purchased by 3rd party data-collection firms to direct your marketing to attract a wider audience of fickle and disinterested normies who will maybe engage with your product once in passing, but in doing so will expose all of their data to your company and become the commodity that financiers will pay into your coffers to access.>but won't that slowly kill the gameOf course. But a 10 year old game is worthless for grabbing headlines and drawing in new fickle crowds of normies. Mobile games have a narrow ~6-year productive life cycle before they're shifted over to life support to make way for the next big thing.
https://x.com/moisumaicumk3/status/2064657782037774554
>>570240408You nailed it
>>570240408impulsiveness doesn't care if you're smart or not
>>570238602BA has a ton of great eyesI like Hina's demon eyes the most but I might be biasedOther ones that come to mind are Neru and Tsurugi's deep red eyes, as well as Alice's robotic eyes
>>570239564always
GUH
>>570239441I feel in the minority for liking Aris over Kei. Something about Aris's energy and enthusiasm gets me.
>>570241196h-how is she giving Sensei a kiss from behind???
>>570239441Kino>>570241225Yeah, same hereKei is great of course but I love Alice more
>>570238602theseShe ain't my wife but those eyes are hypnotic
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>570239473I need a Kei version of this
>>570240823You’d have a point but in this specific case the majority of global players don’t really care about the situation and 90% of the money is in Korea and JapanBesides, the ones complaining already made Blue Archive their personality, they aren’t gonna quit lmao
>>570240823honestly without a doubt we're going into dystopian world in 10-20 years> a 10 year old game is worthless for grabbing headlines and drawing in new fickle crowds of normiesI hope BA won't go into this path. it will be a grim future if that happens but it's also possible that BA will go this path with how they treat maplestory
You have 20 minutes to pat before it's too late
>>570236903>streamersI don't even feel bad
>>570241196Why does she have a 2-headed toe?
>>5702414753.4k yen? But Yume bought it for less...
>>570241508Baaaaaam~
>>570240635Same. Mika and Rio's eyes for me are the best in the game. Very striking.
Jumby my beloved...
>>570241456Zero chance it happens with Kim at the helmAnd BA has built a strong reputation of listening to their fans, so the game would never change in a way that would alienate them. I mean shit, we just got Nagoose shoving her fat ass in our faces as a l2d
Yakumo.
>>570241828Jungle
is UE40 enough for B. Toki?
>>570241828I ate Jumbo's dumplings
>>570241962yeah
>>570235768Even with the devs against her, Iroha is unstoppable
>>570240560>suicidalI'm not but I used to be, Misaki reminds me of me as a teenager, it's undoubtedly part of the appeal.
>>570239945Hina works better for tender lovemakingSome fendom could work when she needs to release some steam
Noticiiiiing
Jolly threw me into a woodchipper and now I have no legs
>>570242150Prez isnt a jobber though
>>570242150They copied Pina?!
>>570242150gakumas x blue archive when?
>>570241962All the crab clear using Toki only need ue40
>>570241456Basically, they aren't given a choice. When the financing dries up there's no cash to expand operations and you're basically forced to wind the project down. Companies need regular injections of liquid cash through financing to operate efficiently. And pretty much regardless of how well the game is doing, the financing will dry up when it passes a certain age threshold because general industry savvy says these things have a lifespan and you don't want to be the idiot left holding the bags because you predicted growth right before a decline.
>>570240823Kek you keep upping it every year. Two more weeks.
>>570242306fruitwife
damnI just remembered God hates me:(
>love students>have AGP>0 gay experience irlthere's nothing wrong with me
>>570242615
>>570242659Anon let's talk about the images you post in public online
those are naked children
I think... I want a daughter...
