femezen with aura edition>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk3rfUC80DE>Patch 7.5 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/07320affa7e0fcd9685afcbe54fbf55405b6d822>Patch 7.51 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c46881a31a2c90d0965493c921b434eca09113f8>Make it Rain Campaign: May 29 - June 24https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/the_make_it_rain_campaign/NX0yR0viwE>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• June 12, 3:00 PM EST | VGL Cytube | /xivg/ divegrass game 2 >>570329293• June 14, 4:00 PM EST | Balmung, Goblet W13 P12 Room 1 | Poker Meet >>570254294 >Last Thread>>570334346
Men under 185cm unironically shouldn't exist
WHERE THE PLOGONSas a 173cm male
true
>>570347916Berke tried to host one and it couldn't even fill Nobody attends gameplay meetups, they're much more interested in watching movies everyone has seen or jerking off with gay gams
>>570348003Let’s start with you first
Post your summer swimsuits! Catbox if they're indecent
>>570348003tfw 167cm and still male
>>570348003should belong to me exclusively
>plugins down>every streamer is taking a break from raidingAWHAHAHAWHWAWHAHHAHA XD LOLOLOP KKAAJAJAJAJAJA FUCKING CHEATERSSS
I aman ebin posting without her avatarand you'll never know who!Nyaahahaha
>>570348185>>plugins down>>every streamer is taking a break from raidingPlugins aren't down though. The streamers are probably just sleeping.
>>570348127It's winter already though...
.
A new thread that my moonie still won't get raped in
Me femra
>>570348003I may be 162cm, but I've transitioned so it's okay.
>>570348185It's just a coincidence, it's not that deep
>>570348290That's right bitch *doesn't rape you*
>>570348003Men should only exist in above 6ft (hot top) and shorter than 5'5 (cute bottom) versions.
Penumbra says my The Body SE is missing a meta.json file. Uhhh where do I get that?
what the fuck is a ft
>>570348369Im the hot top version
>>570348094>>570348149>>570348181Please follow this guy >>570348313
>>570348149im 170and thus i play catboi
Post eyes
>>570348290idk what to tell youyour moonie is ugly?
>>570348290Why are you rapebaiting, Lho?
>>570348412Short for feature or forked tower > Forked Tower ft. The /xivg/ divegrass team
>>570348412future troon
Is /xivg/ mostly Indian and seamonkeys now?How the fuck is there this many "men" 170cm and below what the fuck man
>>570348003I'm 180cm and 80kg 18% BF Am I good enough for you...
>>570348484Believe it or nyot that wasn't my post bwo
>>570348003Women over 150lbs shouldn't exist (and even that is already being extremely generous)
today is last-day-of-my-work-week-eve its time to celebrate
"Casual" Crystalline Conflict on Crystal@21:21 ET (9:21pm)
I'm bored.Tell me of your adventures in other game!
>>570348479she's nyot ugly...
>>570348594>I hate thick juicy women Gay
>>570348003>tfw 183cmGuess I'll go die now
>>570348594send em my way
>>570348575If you talked to more people from here in-game, you'd be disappointed
>>570348649my sunnie is on a loss streak in deadlock
>>570348649My Queen, can I eat your ass?
>>570348127I need help finding a new one for this year...
>>570348616forgor my trippy bippy and my game crashed
>>570348575>now....
Catgirl summer
>>570348793Farting sunnie...
>>570348003im sorry, it's too late for me to transition...
>>570348467
>>570348086How do we fix this problem
>>570348127I guess I can repost it again this thread>>570348863Meowers in the sun
>>570348086>Berke tried to host oneFound your problem.
I continue to fatmaxx
>>570348575132 million babies were born in 2025 and less than 5% of that are European. Think about that next time you goon with other grown men playing catgirls.
>>570348897wow been a while since I've seen thjs
>>570348793 aren't you the trans sunnie?
We'll just get filtered by slimes
>>570348950>ButtfangInsee you lho, I see you.
>>570348901You can't because multiple retards like this >>570348956 exist.
>>570348990my fiera would get in over her head and absorbed by a slime
>>570348956Berke wasn't even the one originally hosting it, the original host bailed, Berke just took over.Doesn't matter if queen Appal xerself hosted it, you still couldn't fill it .
>>570348819Live reaction on scene
>>570348127>>570348863
>>570348467*blinks*
>>570349023I'll be honest I've never heard that term before
>>570348594Thank the twelve my femlala only weights 140 ponzes!
Is there a plugin to automate the delivery/crafting process of the workshop? Delivering 3 by 3 items is awful, who the fuck made this game
>>570349035Calling a spade a spade is hardly the issue. I am the last person to ever have an issue with Ippikek, I'm just telling you that there are people who have issues with him and because of that they aren't going to join something he's hosting.>>570349041Don't be delusional, you and I both know that if Appal hosted a PF 75% of the slots would be filled before he even posted it in the thread.
>>570348003my femlala? mocks short men despite her only being knee height to them
>>570348975Probably because memes are now xitter screencaps to score some literal who 5 minutes of fame
>>570348003This, but 240cm.
just make your own party if some noob is gatekeeping you by 5 ilvl from doing your gay ex babby content
>>570349223*ppal shut the fuck up you attention whoring samefag
>>570348594Jokes on you, fat bitches are loved here.https://files.catbox.moe/22qx2p.mp4
distinct lack of illegal immigrant self-promotion, did he get banned or just stop posting
>>570348127if the summer boat doesn't return am actually gonna riot
>appalAin't that the tranny that got teams from a pvp discord server to come stomp the /xivg/ meet?
>>570349263That meme you're praising is saved from twitter.
>>570349340who are you vaguely posting about
>>570349231>tfw you run into a min height lalaboyBwahahahaha -*cough* *cough*
>>570348819FOOLISH lalabun
>>570349223>OH NOO IPPIKI DATED A FOID, CANT BE SEEN AROUND THIS PROBLEMATIC INDIVIDUAL
>>570348973>india's numberShould we be worried?
>>570349305you can't even get these spergs to join a thread-locked PF, they're going to keep crying in the thread forever
>>570349336>a bunch of 160cm zoomer and third worlder men were successfully brainwashed by the fat acceptance movement and they enjoy morbidly obese womenMade for each other, honestly.
My moonie is like this
>>570349336>fat bitches>only thing fat is the asslmfao
>>570348127Splash Splash
>>570349467only about 30% of india is on the internet
>>570349223My femlala would love to get to know him better…
>>570349336I would slide my tongue up and down that crack like a card that keeps declining :sob:
>AppalAin't that the Queen of /xivg/?
>>570349515does your moonie like to rape other moonies?
>>570349326>Subtlety insult appal by saying he's a cliquefag>Anon is so far up his own ass he can't see it and accuses the person insulting appal of being appal>>570349437Many such cases here I'm afraid. Half the people in the thread are shitposted and hated for the very same reason. In Ippiki's case though he's also just bad at the game.
>>570349336how do I phyb edit that good? Just trial and error, or do you have any resources you can recommend?
>>570349530Only 30% but they are already a menace...
>>570349529meh. trying too hard.
>>570349575queens dont have dicks
>>570349529Can we meet up yet so I can kiss your butt?
>>570349336TOO FAT
>>570349375It was reposted there that's like calling pepe facebook frog
>>570349510I'm actually 190cm and play rugby. More thick girls for me <3
>>570349580Yes
>>5703494677/10 people have internet access in india
>>570349529GAMest pose I've seen in a while
>>570349336>fat bitches are loved here.
>>570349690hey...
>A new subaquatic voyage destination─Thrall's Unrest (F)─has been discovered!LOK'TAR
Eye textures in this game are pretty detailed
need to get him meowing on it
>>570349336This isn't even fat what the fuck are you talking about. I don't care about the toon's ass if she doesn't have a proper belly I'm not interested.
>>570349670I didn't say it was a twitter meme, I said it was a meme saved from twitter.
>>570349862TRVKE
>>570349752>men like girls with fat tits and a fat ass Well, yes.
>>570349838No thanks, Maro.
>too fatDon't care
>>570349785lol good post
>>570349336Disgusting fat swine
>>570349952retard
Particularly bad thread this morning
>>570349529that mouth looks so bad
>spic streamer progging ultimate>he is a clickerwelp if he clears I have no excuse to not attempt at least some Ultimate once
>>570349952Poor men like big tits. Powerful and rich men like them smaller
>>570349529Who is this? Why do they get so much hate when they post?
>>570348818Show feet
any moonies/sunnies that are weak to kids?
>>570348901You find someone with the unicorn qualities who can:1. Be able to schedule and organize 24+ people the day of the event2. Make sure everyone comes equipped with proper essences and actions3. Has enough recognition to actually bring people but isn't hated by most of themGood luck with that.
>>570349772Hey... where does your moonie like to hang out
>>570350103>
Most "scary brainlet Indians" aren't going to be in your Romanian Basket Weaving Forum broski, they're going to be on Facebook looking AIslop or Gacha game reddits.
>>570348127
>>570350023>calling someone a retard for being a normal red blooded man State of this tranny general lol >>570350103Well yes, rich people are pedophiles and pederasts.
>>570348127I should see if I can't find some other swimsuits..
Need me an EB that kisses me like THIS
>>570350219You're not a normal red blooded man, you're a retard.
>>570350140>3. Has enough recognition to actually bring people but isn't hated by most of themIrrelevant. People care less about le thread ebins than you think.Just host a fucking group for it and people will either attend or not.
why are you guys arguing over which type of woman's body shape is the best when none of them will let you hit?
>>570350140The only person capable of this is Rori Chan, and I don't know if they'd even want to.
>>570350217I need to rape this bitch so bad
bleeehbweh
Piston fingering a femlala until she cums so hard she pisses herself
>>570348950her carpet matches the drapes
>>570350103Oh yeah we know all about that
need an EB that makes me forget I'm a man...
>>570350230Built for being kidnapped at a fake swimsuit competition
>>570350232If you're THAT femlala, you really should transfer to Balmung so we can make it happen.
>>570350132I would be hype to have that many french fries though
>>570350268>lol, lmaot. Hosted like 6 PFs that never filled
>>570350312Maybe...
>>570350301Nyes they do
>>570350253>you're a retard for liking women with fat tits and a fat ass like every other man for thousands of yearsIt's your month, you know. It's okay to be gay or whatever it is that you are lol
>>570350334And being some retard who spams his name here every day for years makes no difference either.
why are moonies the biggest avatarfagging spammers of this general?
>>570350295hella cringe
>>570350103When he's right, he's right.
Why is dalamud in beta this was a nothing patch
>>570350140But forked tower meetups (the ones near the launch of OC) had none of these requirements being met and it still had people showing upAll you need is to advertise it in /xivg/ a lot and people will come
I wanted to go to the DRS meetup but I was too busy throwing up to wanna play a video game. Trying new food is great until you discover a new allergy.
>>570350295My moonie WILL stick her face in those boobs
>>570348901Hitch a ride when alter does it
>>570350369I continue to yearn for Fernlala...
>>570350412but they cute so its ok
>>570350380Embarrassing bro. Pick a lane. Either hornybait or don't.
>>570350112You want my treasure? You can have it! I left all my pictures in one place. Now you just have to find it!
>>570350412Because they gas each other upI have moonie fatigue
>>570350171usually at her or her fcs house on faerie, though she's been known to go to the quicksands to people watch
>>570350454The FT meets dwindled fast because of the stupid entry requirement and instance prog. Then when people tried to host it after the fix nobody was interested
A sweet soul like me was never meant to be so employed
>>570348467Stares at you
>>570350306I'd love to make you the wife you were always supposed to be, princess.
>>570350607Show your tits
>>570350530I've said as much before it's nyothing new
>>570348003This, but 800 cm
femlala for my meena
>>570350567They all look the same too. And act the same.
>>570350607Give me some grip
Should I make fried rice or eat a pizza baguette?
>>570350607Need another Rikkajob
>>570348003being misandrist doesnt make you less of a man, lilith
>>570350464whomst..
>>570350404You are retarded so I'll take pity on you. That meme is not disavowing women with fat tits and large asses. It's mocking stupid fucks like yourself who create disproportionate fucking monstrosities because you have no idea how anatomy works. A woman with ass and tits that big is not going to have a fucking six inch waist. That is what the meme is pointing out, it is insulting retards like yourself who look at these fucking disgusting create a characters that people like you call "fat bitches" despite them being nothing more than victims of elephantiasis. So let me reiterate one final time.You are a retard.
>>570350738This is a very ugly character
>>570350771You know who it is...
>>570350629if only... ><
>it's the period of the day where the same 170cm skinnyfat losers drool over essentially the same catgirl faces (only four faces available so everyonr looks the same) Is it even possible to change the channel?
>>570350738Minfidd
>>570350309Where would one even find a fake swimsuit competition..
>>570350741>trannybrain>manletWhy is this combo so common?
Filipinx make up a large percentage of xivg
>>570350874That height post really got under your skin huh
>>570350794holy melty, perhaps he was right
>>570350468>Told my EU Amigo about <Alter> and how 70% of the active players are Euro Foray gods on the week Alter got the first FT clear.>He said he'd check it out>Literally never seen him show up at the FC house
>>570350914Interested?
>>570350943Why are the teeth doodoo brown lol
>>570349214https://github.com/VeraNala/VIWIthere is workshop automation in this plugin but i've never used it.
>>570350741I'm not even a tranny lmao imagine being so little of a man that trannies are usually taller and manliermanlet life must be so brutal man
>>570350565I have 70m saved up
>>570350794>disproportionateIf you got a small dick just say that lol, not reading the rest of that tranny cope
>>570350965Just think it's an odd premise is all
>>570351056>muh dickNot even trying to dispell the negroid accusations...
>>570350630>>570350672>>570350732HUH
Tantalus...
>>570348127Decent versionIndecent F+ version https://files.catbox.moe/s4eee1.png
Built for _______
>>570350110Try too hard with their gposes
>>570350898post this melf i need to see something
My femlala is trying AI chatbots to practice before jumping straight into ERPBut she gets too flustered and embarassed within the first 20 replies and ends up deleting the entire conversationWhat can she do... her ERP dreams are fading away...
>>570350996rape
>>570351197This cat is so fucking ugly
>>570351181
>>570351135My mysterious wife.
>>570351056Your skin is brown.
>>570351131No man would melt this hard over a woman with fat tits and a fat ass, you gotta be some lgbt freak
>>570351060Ok now put your hands behind your back
you guys look so locked in Pure focus
>>570351135>>570351141Mommy...
Look all im saying is if we had something normal like DR, CLL and Dalriada we would be making groups all the time. But you cant just drag randoms through savage level content like FT.
>>570351379>you guys look so locked ini dont just look locked in, im literally locked in... if you know what i mean...
>>570351197Good pic but lol come on now, that's just disproportionate and silly looking.
>>570351290how come you came back?
The fact that the majority of the filenames in this thread are IMG_ or twitter hashes tells a lot about the quality of the poster base here.
>>570351217That's it? Jealousy? I'll be sure to gas them up just to piss you off then.
>>570351440FT is closer to extreme
>>570351298kek
>>570351440You have to believe
>>570351461Lol this is funny
>>570351440FT is like a longer ult
>>570351379I hate that jew. I don't even know if he is a jew but I know he is just from looking at him. His hair looks like shit too, always dry and frizzy.
>>570351461......?
>>570351487Stop nooticing
>>570348467>67I woke up again
>>570350908/hug
>>570351570
>Plugins are currently unavailableWhy is this a thing, they hotfixed a few lines of text.
>>570351440FT is like my anus
90's/00's R&B > Nogslop zoomers listen tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
>>570351594. . .
>>570351570To be frank I don’t even play chess I just like jjk
>>570351646Pretty sure it's just a safety measure in case they ever just sneak in a killswitch
>>570351268I found this old one on my phone.
>>570351440If alter can do it, why can't we clear it
>>570351487The vast majority of online art is from twitter so equating that to quality is stupidIMG files however I can agree with
>>570351706FFXIV?
>>570351487Thank god i got filename randomizer and md5 randomizer I'd get exposed as a schizo a loooong time ago
>>570351745Hey frank
>>570351706This but only craig david
Lowry...?!
the beta branch has every working plugin
>>570351767vaguely smells like heinz...
Peak Will Smith almost stopped racism forever:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiBLgEx6svA
>>570351768It took Alter months to clear with half of their raid group being from here anyway, anyone who was remotely interested in doing FT did it with them already
>>570351768Whos we? Most people can do hard content with enough time and effort. But most normal people dont want to invest time into a game like its a job.
>>570351461Caging it ruins the fun, I want to see it bounce around when I take you from behind.
>>570351781The vast majority of twitter art posters are bad posters so I think I will continue equating it to poor quality posting.
>>570351831A smell I can't shake I'm afraid... 50/50.
>>570351646Works on my machine
>>570351706>even 30 years ago, NEETs were hated Fuck...
>>570351894You sound like a poor quality poster by how stupid you sound
>>570351418my little spark
>>570351863one day a week tho, i expected it to take 1 month longer
>>570351706i love this song but you just know there were millions of broke ass women singing this back in the day like it wasn't about them too
>>570351745>I just like jjkWhy? It's so fucking bland and boring, fucking Naruto has more soul to it.
>>570348467e>>570351475There's no reason that the sky must be blue
>>570351978It was 2 days a week, Sat & Sun
>>570351916mayhap it's the g*rman detection miss you man, but hope you're doing good
>>570351418Mama is here
>>570352016Are you looking for a new EB?
>>570352020for 2 weeks and then we cleared*
>>570351781>The vast majority of online art is from twitterThe vast majority of online art is trash not even worth looking at for 0.1 seconds. And I'm not just saying that to say it, I honestly believe it, twitter artists are living breath proof that the ancients were right to gatekeep art and that it was a good thing you had to dedicate your life to it as an apprentice from childhood to be allowed into the inner circle and become an artist by trade.
>>570351882that's so lewd to say...
>inject>crashnice
>>570352124I forgot it's EU hours
>>570351646It's for safetyAlso this time it's justified because some popular plogons crash the game
>>570352109with a fat 2026 date one the achievement
>>570352124calm down nigga
>>570352109and then another 4 weeks until the reclear, lmaoI'm saying its too long of a commitment to get dudes from here to sign up for what is effectively a thread static
>>570351863literally everyone from alter is from here why are they treated like a separate entity lmao
>>570351983Women shouldn't work tßh Leave all the work and finances to me while you stay at home and take care of the cooking, kids and housekeeping
After literal days of her EB yelling at her while playing friendslop, my femra is still like this...
>>570352054I got my issues under more control and shall reappear, technically I was already on with my NA character for a few minutes. I do miss some people too, I have a strong feeling you are among them.
God she needed to join us sooner I kneel>>570351841WICKY WILD WILD WESThttps://youtu.be/_zXKtfKnfT8?si=liDlvftzghRVrr3S
My fiddie is like this
>>570351475DO YOU LIKE MALES HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>570352170>>570352212I wouldn't expect cultureless, historyless Amerimutts to get it...
>>570351418Gee bill how come you get two moms?
>>570350569my moonie understands...
>>570352246They do it themselves until they need bodies for something like FT
>>570352227you will get mad hearing this but it was fun either way. the clear is ultimately important, sure, but it was a good time and fun with nice people. taking so many people from fresh to clear-ready without vc was a very good time.
I wanted to play a qt petite wifeI wanted a degen goonbeastI see nowI cannot do both
>>570352289Need EB like this to cuddle silly until letting go makes her cry and whimper
>>570351984Tee bee haych I’m not entirely sure why I do I don’t disagree with you I definitely don’t think the series is gods gift to earth or something
>>570351841Jim West desperado rough rider, no you don't want nada none of this six gunnin this brother running this buffalo soldier look its like I told you any damsel that's in distress will be outta that dress when she meets Jim West. Rouch neck so go check the law and abide watch your step or flex and get a hole in your side swallow your pride, don't let your lip react you don't wanna see my hand where my hip be atI got the Will Smith glasses from Burger King as a kid, I loved that movie and it's weird steampunk aesthetic also Salma Hayek was fucking beautiful and cemented my love for that style of ladies clothing on women
>>570351440>Look all im saying is if we had something normal like DR, CLL and Dalriada we would be making groups all the time.Probably not. I did tons of those and I never did any of them with /xivg/. No one ever made any groups. I did kinda carry one person through Dalriada everyone died except me and I solo'd the last boss but I don't even think that originated from thread.
Bros....I made a moonie because I find them cute and attractive, then I started putting her in cute clothes and interact with other girlies taking pics and making cute glams now I self-insert as her and use a lot of emojis typing in a cute way and now I erp with random males even though I'm supposedly a straight male irl and I am going to eb one soon even and pretend to be his wife and I seriously can't stop doing this even though I know it's wrong it just makes me feel happy and cute....is it too late to transition at 35
>>570352289We all know you're both men btw
my sunnie from ffxiv? likes twitter art
>>570352124>it was a good thing you had to dedicate your life to it as an apprentice from childhood to be allowed into the inner circle and become an artist by tradeThat's a funny albeit slightly unhinged interpretation of "the artists that are still remembered hundreds or thousands of years later were so good because they picked up the craft early and lived in a favorable environment"
>>570352146It's just pure honesty. No point in giving if the other person can't receive, I say.
>>570352420erm..
>>570352096Haven't thought about it. As always, I mostly just want to take screenshots
>>570352597...
>>570352385nothing there to get mad aboutif (normal) people actually wanted to do FT they'd just join a discord and save themselves having to prog for months with cwls callouts, not necessarily shitting on you or anything its just the reality of it
>>570350275Thanks for the vote of confidence, but I don't really do that kind of content, don't know dsr at all, and don't have the open schedule for it like I used to have. Sorry o/
>>570352420Need to floss on thoseBut also rip
>>570352597ngmi
>>570352597Future honbeast in the making right here
>>570352626When do we meet up to take cute poses?
>>570352597Why are American """males""" like this??
>>570352384by playing on aether?
>>570352325i'm glad to hear currently leveling a bit on an NA alt, but i'm on EU often enough because of kefka...let's catch up whenever you're around, ser!
>>570352608>"the artists that are still remembered hundreds or thousands of years later were so good because they picked up the craft early and lived in a favorable environment"Anyone who's best in the world at anything started as a child.I know it hurts your feelings and destroys your fantasies but it's the truth.
>>570352607Limbab, your retardation astounds me.
>>570352597You can transition from being a sexually confused faggot to being a straight man for a simple 5.99 blue fizzy drinkAll that hanging out with the girlies and stuff will change to hanging out with the bros and you’ll recover self inserting as a masculine figure
>>570352597You are aware that fiction and reality are two different things? You can live vicariously online with that kind of gay stuff without really being gay or trans Anon.
>>570352597My nigga you were so close to achieving Pygmalion status and you blew it by sharing her with other men. I'm ashamed.
>>570352751being desired is a hell of a drug
>>570352597Nigga we get it, you have a porn addiction and are lonely as fuck. That isn't a good reason to cut your balls off and harass women.
>>570348127muse+ doesn't have enough bikinis
>>570352597it's never too late to fanta for life but think nice and hard about it
>>570352597https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proteus_effectYou will never ever be a woman by the way
thoughts on moonies that are cute
>>570352863they are cute
>>570352863Lho Anwyn
>>570352846lmfao look at this dudepathetic
>>570352660nta but isn’t it about the journey though? wouldn’t it be more fun clearing with people you know over some randoms?
>>570352863I play one that is cute :3>>570352895That's my moonie!
>>570352773>SieteOh, I might have bapped you a day ago... Yes, let's do that. I hope you're enjoying the cock and ball torture that Kefka seems to be.
moonies with thoughts?
>>570352671Floss is amazing lmfaooooFemezen get to floss for free?? Horrible fucking things put to writing on god
>>570352420ADVERTISER-SAMA GET DOWN
>>570352597You will always be a woman cute and valid
>>570352597I'm positive this individual post is satire, however I know that it is a scenario that has absolutely happened before.
>>570352940Mine only has those on occasions..
Am I weird for not finding visible bush through clothes not attractive
>>570352904Yeah but the original question was why cant we (the thread) organise stuff like Forked TowerI dont know half the niggas here and the ones I do know of are insufferable, why would I want to commit to doing months of prog (lengthened by the refusal to use Discord) with people here?I'd prog something with a static of friends even if it took longer but now with the dregs of society that frequent here
>>570352775Bro everyone starts as children that's literally how all life goes
>>570352940Mine is having those now and spiraling into a great despair
This game will never make a raid better than Orbonne Monastery
>>570353090You're normal. The people who like that shit have had their brains rotted by an extreme overexposure to pornography.
>>570353090Did you intend to use double negatives there?
>>570352775Try re-reading my post, with your eyes open this time
>>570352863Cute to look at but I'm unsettled by how many are troons and I prefer to never talk to them
>>570353132I guess yeah. It could make for a fun community thing though but it's probably just never gonna happen. Imagine if the general all become foray vets and can run it constantly with little effort
>>570353180Ivalice raids would be completely forgettable if it weren't for the voice linesIt's REALLY not that good.
>>570352934>bapped by mr heinzan honor, really! i'm usually available on dicksword too if you still have access to thatand kefka is fun honestly, some stuff is just needlessly precise, but we're getting better at it
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>>570352724Whenever... did you have anything in mind?
>>570353145Not me. I hopped out my mother's womb a grown ass nigga
>>570353180And when they did make orbonne, the first thing they did was nerf it multiple times. It was a fluke and they didn't even realize what they did right.
>>570352785my stinkunnie is only half retarded...
I tried to make friends since I'm NEET and do nothing all day but everyone I added turned out to be either:>Mentally ill and always crying about something>Super chatty for one day then disappears for days/weeks on end>A wet fish who responds in one word answers'I mean ideally I just wanted someone to share memes and talk about games/anime with during the day but apparently that asking way too much.
>>570353289/xivg/ gets wowed by voice line and spectacle. A fight can be a unresponsive dummy but if it speaks poetry people will go KIIIINNNNOOOOO
>>570352994Anon, this is how most of trannies become what they are.
>>570352086requesting a new photo of this bnuuy
>>570353180The only set of alliance raids I will need a guide for and can never remember anything other than showing your hole to mustadio and the figure 8 chariot
>>570353261Yeah but in practice not really, and premising the question with "Alter did it, why cant we?" just comes off as annoying
>>570353227Try having an actual point instead of vomiting out mealy mouthed cope about why you're a nobody.
>wake up>remember Karmelo Anthony is likely getting ass raped in prison as we speak>day is immediately off to a great start>>570352289Have yet to see this image associated with a good post.
>>570353228It's about the same as other races
>>570353436It's crazy how low the bar is to entertain the casual base, yet they haven't quite hit the same mark in years.
>>570353415let's try to be friends tell me if you don't like it
>>570353415join alter
>>570353289>Ivalice raids would be completely forgettable if it weren't for the voice linesOkay, I will admit the writing is a huge part of the appeal of those raids for me.
>>570353561No but what in the actual fuck are you even talking about? How are you this bad at reading comprehension? Are you mentally disabled?
>>570352863not worth the potential landmines that exist, moonies are objectively the worst posters here
>>570353532It might be annoying but there is manpower in the general not being utilized as it should be.
my sunnieshe's logging in yay
>>570350275Rori truly is the best....
>>570353669Hehehehe, the fact you're THIS upset tells me everything I need to know. I'm sorry you tried and failed to make something of yourself as an artist, but it's not for everyone. Trying hard doesn't matter if you just don't have the gift. I can't play an instrument for shit, not a musical bone in my body, no sense of rhythm. It is what it is.
>>570353586lmao why does everyone think theres some sort of prison justice? the dindu is probably playing on a see through n64 as we speak. even dahmer only got killed cause one of his victims was related to the murderer lolaint shit happening
>>570352863don't get raped enough, especially mine
Neets>Somehow always tired>Somehow always late to any schedule or planningHow
my moonie is about to shower and nobody can stop her
>>570353838post her
>>570353887I'm a sleepy boy
>brooooooo>what if we spent all our time doing instanced fate farming then doing the boring ass raid over and over and over again????
Speaking as someone who loved ivalice and did each of the raids hundreds of times and owns an orb orbonne monastery hat that says "show your hole" on the back, I do think the gimmick mechanics in each raid are more fun than the allyraids we've had since. It stood the test of time for a good long while, but now sadly it gets btfo before anything interesting can happen. This wad true in some groups for a while before dt but now it's like even some dogshit ass team can skip maze, etc
>>570353887Half the day and energy is spend battling their mental illnesses.
>>570353887Understimulated, lack of proper nutrition, lack of vitamin DAll major issues with the NEET population.
>>570353776Host something then instead of the meta commentary
>>570353215No I'm just retarded
>>570353971Everyone is mentally ill to an extent. They are not special
>>570353887If you oversleep and then spend the day doing nothing, you become very low energy constantly
>>570353909but how are the other moonies going to identify you without your moonie stink
>>570353950I hate phone typos so much it's unreal
If you want to do gameplay meetups it has to be done when the content is new and fresh. Sadly nobody else will join if wait too long
>>570353940what if we spent all our time standing in ul dah waiting for someone to talk to us (no one talks to us)
>>570354018i'm not
>>570353887>why are the people who do nothing all day lazywe just don't know
>>570353832Do you not understand English? Are you trying to rustle my jimmies?
>>570354028Stop phone posting.
>>570354058would you come to a chocobo racing meetup?>>570348467
>>570354013Can you make this monkey do that meme baby gif that used to get posted her a lot?
>>570354018True but being cooped up all day with nothing to do and no real meaning will exasperate said mental illnesses.
Lowlanders
>>570354058How about we have a kefka meetup right now? Make a PF right now??
>>570353887Horrible sleep schedule that isn't consistent, so they're constantly fucking up their circadian rhythm.Usually the most horrible nutrition I've ever seen.Don't exercise almost ever.
Can we have a meetup where you all carry me through the raid tier?
>>570353887A lot are ironically depressed from having nothing going on in their lives. I was like that as a neet. Then I got a job and became depressed from having a job, only now I have less free time too, so that's great.
>>570354013Carry on my friend
>xivg claims to want to do more stuff with the thread>mysteriously party finders and gameplay meets dont happen
>>570353586>first thing he does when he wakes up is think of gay prison sex>this makes him happyDidn't know you were gay, happy pride month
i want the vanguard fending helm, but it has emotes on it like the outrunner mobs/cahcuia's remote control robot
>>570354120yes
>>570354143Pedophiles
>>570354196Seen some SHIT
>>570353913she's too smug for her own good
>>570354106I'm on a train coming home after a long overnight shift, lemme do what I want
>>570353758so true! *toots*
The real issue is theres just not that much to extract from the game that can me made into a "good" content meetup that could facilitate groups of any sizeCC meetups work because everyone queues into their own games but if you dont care about CC what else is there, old Forays? FATEs?
>>570354196empty duskie head no thoughts
>>570354254Stop being so desperate nigga
>>570354148ok but it needs to be supports left dps right small box arrows south adjust forsaken lb3 bowels self marked blackhole or im not joining
>>570354148There is zero reason to ever do Ultimate content.
My femra? A little bit like this...
>>570353887I'm a NEET and never tired but that's because I only abuse Monsters and whisky. Every other NEET I encounter is doing some weird drugs every day like ketamine or on a bunch of prescription shit for depression or anxiety.As for the schedule thing, part of the reason I'm NEET is because the idea of HAVING to be somewhere at a certain time and place feels like slavery. Now I don't participate in raiding or agree to meet people because I know I'm like this, but a lot of people just generally are self-absorbed assholes who don't care if they agree to something and then waste your time. These people simply don't respect you enough to show up on time, and that's on them.
Would anyone on crystal wanna queue Frontlines later?
>>570354386It's pride month, sorry.
>>570354148if ACT isn't up to log your passport then it is functionally worthless to prog atm in PF, I wish I was joking
>>570354351unf...
>have a job>be really gay and lonely>meet a gay GAM in FFXIV>we click almost too well>but he has no job>our schedules never line up and he constantly whines about me not being available in the middle of the afternoon of a workday>we fall outCan I get a gay GAM with a job maybe for once? Ideally in my timezone? That would be nice. Why do they always have to be NEETs.And no I won't reply to you trying to meet up with me.
>>570354421Isn't girls beating each other on topic for pride month?
>>570354434>it is functionally worthless to prog atmgetting comfortable with mechanics is worthless??
>>570354105That's my post. Yep. I made that post. Your point?
>>570354434There was a time when shit like this didn't exist.
>>570353313>AI gposeYikes
>>570354230Blacks with their amazing wonderful culture are the ones perpetuating the prison homosexuality culture that’s on them not me.>>570354479Shhh don’t make them look up the lesbian domestic violence statistics let them live in their little make believe world.
>>570354386What map today?
>>570354286Eureka could be a great meetup, just make a series of meetups to help anons grind it out from Anemos to Hydatos, it could be a recurring thing, for newbies to dip their toes in, and oldfags to grind more relicsBozja too, for the same reasonsFATEs could also be done for the ornaments and bicolor gemsEven things like "walk alongs" from point A to point B, RP walking together while chatting, could be pretty funThe problem is, none of you like to play the game, and you prefer to animation plap, or sit in silence while watching a movie or shit like that
Like with TOP, you have to sim the entire fight before you ever even unlock the instance or you'll be blacklisted from all parties.>>570354482You won't be allowed into anything but fresh p1 parties uinless you have cold, hard proof that you consistently make it to the prog point. People don't take chances anymore, there is no "getting comfortable". You need to know the entire fight before you join any party nowadays.
>>570354351giwtwm...
>>570354478Let me guess, the time you’re available he has made plans to play other games with his friends
>>570354489Do I really have to spell it out for you? Please put in some effort man the post you obviously didn't read is one sentence long.
>>570354323and what are you gonna do about it?
>>570354478>Can I get a gay GAM with a job maybe for once?>And no I won't reply to you trying to meet up with me.
>>570354482Yes, because it's not on your passport therefore in the eyes of PF it never happened.
>>570354478It's always timezones or work schedule conflicts.
>>570353415Its funny how so many people here claim to be communication gawds yet they never meet one another. Curious.
if my femra got her hands on alphinaud he'd never go another day in his life without his dick sucked
>>570354225I might put up a FATE farming group later so please be excited for that when/if it happens :]
>>570354478Not gay, but I share in your disdain for neets
>>570354482If you want to do forsaken another 300 times, be my guest. You'll still be progging it in enrage parties>>570354503Aye, but that's not now. This is current day raiding and it's better to use your time doing something else
>>570354586can you go back to your claire persona
>>570354634because it's a shitpost
hmm today a femezen willevens ptodds afkzero bedrot and watch youtube
What's worse:>Being an ugly guy your whole lifeor>Being a cute twink until you're 21 and slowly degrading until you hit 30 and you're an ugly guy but you still remember what it was like to be desired and prized and spoiled and you'll never have that ever again
>>570354673what expansion?
>>570354598>Mob Grinding>FATE Grinding>GOING ON WALKS IN-GAME>"You guys dont play the game"Lmao bro
me alt made it to rev toll
>raider make tomestone because of people passport skipping>rampant tomestone checking occurs for the new ultimate>PF's demanding people sim mechanics >"this is fucking awful and I hate this"You made your bed, now get fucked in it
>>570354736probably the first one
oh boy let me play with my bullshit level 70 kit as i do eureka anemos again for the milionth timeoh man let me play with my shitty level 80 kit as I help anons through BSF and pretend i'm having funoh man doing fates where I lose parts of my kit are so fun
>>570354598>Eureka could be a great meetup, just make a series of meetups to help anons grind it out from Anemos to Hydatos, it could be a recurring thing, for newbies to dip their toes in, and oldfags to grind more relics>Bozja too, for the same reasonsWe've had foray meetups and the turnout is always fucking minuscule. You guys don't seem to understand that the issue isn't that people don't want gameplay meetups, its that they don't want to GO to gameplay meetups. The people clamouring for gameplay meetups are the self same people who refuse to host them, because they're not actually wanting a gameplay meetup, they just want something to fucking bitch about.
>>570354736Just have good genes lmaoI'm in my 30s and got told just yesterday that I look 21.
>>570354478I've been in the same situation. And they never want to adjust their schedule to yours even though they don't have a job and can sleep whenever they want.Kill all NEETs
>>570354809this is getting fixed in evercold.
>>570354623>Do I really have to spell it out for you?You have to explain your reasoning, yes. We're adults, that's what adults do.
>>570354754Probably DT! I'm only really putting up groups recently to farm bicolors and to help people get some more paste for their relics. Though I could do previous expansions if there's demand for em
>>570354809they're fixing this and all other game problems next expansion oh and the core game will be 100* times better too believe! lol
>>570354775>MMO activities>RPG activities>In a MMORPG>I laugh at you brahYou are genuinely retarded
So when are we next expected to see info about upcoming job changes?
>>570354736Be a cute twink in your 20s that men wantBecome a hot silver fox in your 40s that women want
>>570354736the second, because you'll never stop trying to chase the feeling of being young and beautiful and wanted sexually and ultimately wind up hating yourself
>>570354896True
>>570354775Are you pretending to be retarded?
>>570354590onsal
>>570353940You just described the majority of what the genre is. Why are you playing it?
When people want to play the game they just play the game they dont wait for a fucking 4chan general meetup for it
>>570353292>we're getting better at itThat's the spirit! I'll try to remember my discord and then annoy you.
>>570354736acting like if you take care of yourself you can't look sexy as shit when you're older
I'm unemployed and if I stay up past 10 my body feels like shit the next day.
>>570354915Next fanfest
my femezen is
People looooooooove talking about wanting to do things instead of actually doing it...
>>570354620My favorite is when they take a long nap around the time you come home from work after they have had a busy day of doing uh.....nothing. And then they're aghast when you don't want to play a game at 10pm because you're tired and you need to sleep soon.
>>570354736just be ugly and get super buff and once you hit your late 20's you you start to round out a little but still have gorilla armsin final fantasy 14
>>570354663>Its funny how so many people here claim to be communication gawdsI'm not claiming that. I'm saying 99% of people I added had the communication skills of a dog with down syndrome. It's not "I'm so great" it's "How are you all THIS bad at talking?"
>>570354896>>570354864and we're talking about why people dont want to do this shit now, not 7 months down the line>>570354947to see number go up and grind
>>570355008Well yeah I'm at work
>>570354906nta but you forgot this is XIV bwah
>>570354196This is good
>Raiders complaining that current rotations are horrible and bad>Raiders complaining that evolved rotations are literally going to kill the game and they're horrible and bad>Ask them what other games they play>It's only MOBAs
>>570353503Anything specific?Gotta grab dinner first though
>>570355027> It's not "I'm so great" it's "How are you all THIS bad at talking?"People who post on 4chan already trend towards autism. People who post on /vg/ even more so. You can imagine just how fucking autistic the type of person to post in /xivg/ is.
>>570355027>"How are you all THIS bad at talking?"M-My bad...
>>570355063Does that mean you're ready to play once you're off work...?
>>570354896Adults are also expected to display basic reading compresion but whatever.Anyways let me put it this way:>>"the artists that are still remembered hundreds or thousands of years later were so good because they picked up the craft early and lived in a favorable environment"Please tell me how you interpreted this sentence as me saying "you don't have to pick up something early to become the best at it"
>>570355008Yeah, that's why I sexpest femra in here and never follow up.
>>570354775Dumbass.
>>570354846>>570354919>>570354978Ok, post a selfie then. You're practicing what you preach...right?
>>570354478Can you queers fuck off to your containment board >>>/lgbt/
My femlala can't wait to pop a melatonin, take a hot shower, and then collapse in her lavender beds apartment bed for 7 hours
>>570348127https://files.catbox.moe/g0u6y1.jpg
>>570354663like irl? i've met a few people from here, some were normal and fine, but most i'd like to never see again with how they behaved and treated others
Why do the people pushing for gameplay meetups get mad when you dont want to grind FATEs or play CC
>>570354809this will be fixed in guild wars 3 and my sunnie will play a mesmer in it
>>570354978>
>>570354965sounds good!
>>570355091I genuinely don't think evolved mode could make job gameplay worse than it already is.
>>570355205Tucking this femlala in so she can have the rest she deserves.
>>570355239Because they want to be carried.
>>570355139>>570354873
>>570354983ok grandpa
>>570355159I'd rather concede and hand you the w than post my face on this site lmao
anyone wanna do something i'm probably too tired to do cus i'm kinda a neet but it would be neat to play the game maybe but perhaps not kinda
>>570355239because outside of instanced 8 man raiding that's all the "gameplay enjoyers" in this game do
>>570355250Farting sunnie please respond to me again..
>>570355274Raiders will literally complain, kick and scream that it's going to be ruined and they're losing all challenge and skill expression that the 2 minute rotation currently has.
>>570355226No I mean like every thread I see someone complaining that they're the only social person they know. The only person who reaches out. The only person who can hold a conversation. Yet these people never seem to link up.
>>570355130Likely. I'm going to do expert, beast tribe, FL, and then work on crafter relics
>>570355139Because the implication is you failed to become an artist worthy of note because *cope about environment and how early you got into it*. Simple as that. You're lying to yourself. You're just a shit artist.
>>570355326sorry but roulettes aren't playing the game so I can't invite anyone.
>>570354241Lolicons*
it's tower progthis farm party is just tower progall of it is just tower prog
"Casual" Crystalline Conflict on Crystal @ 1:11 ET
>>570354598in practice actually doing Eureka and Bozja is pretty tedious, I join when people post pfs for DRN or if they need help with something specific like CLL but idk you cant rly be shocked that theres not 30+ people waiting in line to do BSF fates or Anemos nmss
>>570355239Because large scale gameplay meetups are next to impossible in this game, and thus the options are limited if you do want to do one, you have Forays, FATEs, and PvP, that's it. The people who want to do Ultimate are an incredibly vocal minority, the amount of people who can do Savage are also limited, and Extremes while being a bit more open to the public are still limited to 8 per party which means people have to create their own parties, and no one wants to do that because cliques are a very real thing here.
>>570355091
>>570355428how are people who claimed to clear a fight so bad at it? how do you not have it down after 10-20-30 clears
>>570355326I want to smell your feet so badly, from the bottom of your heel to your toes and stick my nose between your toes inhaling them deeply.
>>570355428Wait until you get into UMAD. Believe it or not? Also all tower prog.
>>570353586>>570353836>>570354230yikes. a person of color defends himself against a pigskin and he goes to jail for it. yall should be ashamed
>>570351275this is a grown-ass man
>>570355340don't call me farting sunnie... but hello...
>>570355406Pedophiles*
>>570355007the monster behind the slaughter.
if my femra was a goomba would you jump on her
>>570355159Ok, just don’t make fun of me..
My favorite thing to do in this game is ask people what they do for work
>>570355603No
namedrop the ebin you would eb
>>570355428you're gonna love umad bro
>>570355640my girlfriend
>>570355428You will be progging towers until the end of time. Even if they release another chaotic, it will inevitably have towers, and you will be progging those as well
>>570355475I assure you its the same people each time, ive checked
>>570355640John madden
>>570355485There are 24 players in the raid. One or more of them being confused or mistake-prone enough to repeatedly wipe pulls doesn't say anything about the skill or knowledge levels of the other players doing it right.
>>570355603My femra would find a way to turn you back but keep you small and then unbirth you
>>570355550But you're the farting sunnie, my future EB!
>>570355698>ive checkedLet's hit those showers
>>570355485it only takes two or three deaths to fail towers so if there are like six or seven people not locked it then it's just rotation between a few of them messing up.
Does the current 2 minute meta have skill expression or is it all just making someone throw for good kill times and crit variance
just watched my friend get a tell from a bunnyboy and immediately teleport out and hop worlds
>>570355428>It's trophy weapons prog>it's snaking prog>it's coil prog>it's nails progset me free
>>570355640idk their name
>>570355640THAT f3 femra, I've given up on all other femra atp
>>570355623>My favorite thing to do in this game is ask people what they do for workI don't work. I leech off my irl EB who makes 3x the national average wage.
>>570355576Not real life, nonny :3
>>570355390First you said>Anyone who's best in the world at anything started as a child.>I know it hurts your feelings and destroys your fantasies but it's the truth.And now you're saying>*cope about environment and how early you got into it*.Which one is it then? Are there two of you in your head?
It's been a week, please log in and message me....
>>570355824this
>>570355790Bunbros... It's over...
>>570355731>>570355769People will still defend it and say that you're wrong, towers aren't a body check and you can miss four or five towers and live just fine.
>>570355807describe them anon!
my sunnie+ is in heat again...
my samurai just raped some people to death that last cc match
>>570355779Any and all skill expression in the 2 min meta is contained completely in your ability to execute your burst correctly for 20 seconds.
>>570355863are you on rn?
>>570355601it was an accident... thirty deaths and hundreds of wounded is NOT a big deal...
>>570355640THAT moonie
>>570355957Yes but I know you're not them
>>570355983Which...
>>570355403true, nobody wants to play mindless, powercrept, sloppified content made for bots>>570355505well, you probably need to change your approach because i just recoil from these posts, unless that's the point
>>570355931Heat implies you want to be bred, not do the breedingWanna helix with a femraen+?
>>570355640that armored femezen
>>570355159for the last fucking time YES, i've seen men pushing 60 looking sharp as FUCK, LOVE YOURSELF AND STOP DOOMING AND DO YOUR SKINCAREif you want to see my face you're gonna have to work for it, bunny meet night 5-6th of april, i posted a drunk selfie in the thread in catbox, good luck
>>570355640My ex wife so I don't have to change my last name again.
>>570355996how do you know that?
>>570348127i guess something like this>>570355640dave davidson
Whats with the foot fags?
>>570354736Final Fantasy XIV
>>570355861Let me dumb it down for you:To be a truly great artist you have to start as a child. HOWEVER, that is not a guarantee for success. You originally replied to me, taking my words and twisting them into cope as an excuse for your own lack of success as an artist. Do you get it now?
>>570356114We love feet here, chud
>>570356076He types like a professional English teacher
>>570355936goosh goosh
>>570356073whos the ex
>>570355640That one grey femzen
>>570355943Raiders will tell you that the game will be ruined when they remove this
>>570355779Not really. A lot of it is simply just hitting skills off CD, with pooling gauge skills for those CDs. It's not reactive if there's no downtime and every pull will have the same rotation unless the boss goes untargetable or if melee, you lose a gcd. Because everyone is in the same timer, it's a group decision if you hold burst for a different phase. Fights are currently designed around the 2 minute and allowing players to get their burst out, or using the temporarily heightened complexity to make otherwise simple mechanics more difficult.
>>570355983there's no way it's my moonie...
>>570356178Only Moonie feet from the looks of it lil gup
>>570350489NTA, but what race are you? My femlala would also like to get smooched, but she’s more of a doer than yearner.
>>570356045>Live, laugh, love
>>570355826lol
>>570356019That sounds like a good time
>>570354978>His citation? A video game character
>>570356254I mean that is THE foot race"Moonie feet, what a treat" isn't just for shits and giggles
>>570356241Is the game going to be permanently ruined by classes getting condensed buttons in evercold?
>>570355907Four or five might be a bit much, but as long as all towers are at least partially covered and there are no empties and the healers are on point with having people ready for it, a couple being down could be powered through.
>>570356045>Fag going on about skincare>MeenaUncanny
>>570356337My moonie doesn't show her feet
>>570356186ah, it's probably not me then
"Casual" Crystalline Conflict on Crystal@ 5:55 ET
>>570355863Our schedules only align late at night, I don't think it is you I am looking for.. sorry anon.
>>570355640Molly
Might do a bit of logging in
>>570356254They are the only ones that seem to be really good at it
Continuation is a dopamine button. Does any other job have a button that just feels good to hit?
>>570356114B'nhaka Vhis is an oldfag who migrated to twitter when he found out he could get more traction and attention with his footfag posting. Him and his friends constantly spamming about wanting to fuck and lick his feet normalized the idea that footfags are welcome here and now we have unironic footfags. Also his character was used as the profile picture for a pedo who got arrested.
>>570356271A Viera that is thinking about drinking a Fantasia.
>>570356379Pls miss let the dogs out
>>570356467post bwc
If you're going to be a GAM playing a female character, you have to do>retinol>peptides>microneedling>red light therapyThems the rules
>>570356537Nyo the grippers must remain sealed away
reminder to join dynamis
>>570356547nay... the vibe is off...
>>570356152>To be a truly great artist you have to start as a childSee? You get it, we've been agreeing all along! It only took 10 replies but now you got it good job champ!>HOWEVER, that is not a guarantee for success.Please show me where I said or even implied this.>You originally replied to me, taking my words and twisting them into cope as an excuse for your own lack of success as an artistPlease show me where I said or did anything even remotely close to this.
>>570348225
>>570356514Misery…
>>570356514>Afflatus Misery>Xenoglossy (when it DH Crits)>Flarestar (when it DH Crits)>Double Down>Midare>Phantom Rush
>>570356514Sadly no, the next best button is blasting zone during your gnashing combo
>>570356568But I don't know what any of those even are
>>570356660He's trying to trick you into being a femboy
>>570356601how do we fix the vibe
>>570356618Alright, whatever, plugins aren't down though. I don't know what to tell you. You could inject them first thing, and there is also a beta branch available from the launcher.
>>570356349Consolidating buttons doesn't really matter imo. You could consolidate the current kit and keep the 2 minute and it'd still be bad. The bigger thing is the evolved kits shown were all way more flexible, and they did talk about wanting to change fight design. If they make fights more reactive, and it's now about using your burst when it's best and using what tools you have to minimize loss of that filler gcd or positionals, then no I wouldn't say it's gonna be permanently ruined. But it's entirely on the fight design guys and they easily could drop the ball and now we have simpler kits but still have the stagnant fights.
>>570356514viper followups like twinblood, but particularly the standard one you get after a combo
>>570356608The fact you even replied to my original post at all to disagree with me is not just implication, but proof you're a failed artist looking for copes. There's no other reason to reply and go "umm ackshually" like you did.
>>570356741You can't while I'm here. I'm a designated vibes terrorist
>>570356598I already transferred in there the first week it opened.
>>570356514Communio, that thump hits just right
>>570348003177cm here. Already passed on my genes to some girl in the Philippines. I win. I am also French.
I haven't played for 8 months. The second I post I know my schizo will come out of the woods
Do you think they'll nerf FL Viper in Evercold or just adjust everything else so that it seems like a nerf in comparison because they don't know how to balance jobs in PvP
at the end of the thread no one will notice I went back to sleep and woke up 5 hours late
>>570355779>Does the current 2 minute meta have skill expressionEssentially none. >or is it all just making someone throw for good kill times and crit varianceIt's almost entirely having BiS gear, BiS food, BiS pots, good pot usage, good kill time, and good crit RNG. BiS gear is unironically the difference between a grey and a purple. That's how little the buttons you press actually matter, because only people who actually clear the fight get ranked, and if you're not pressing buttons, you're not clearing the fight, simple as.
>>570356281the foids were right all along>>570356335ok fairENTER, THE ABSOLUTE CUTIE PATOOTIE, SOKEN OUR GOAT>>570356374not a meena anymore but yes, wash your face even it's just with cold water
femras owe me a loving monogamous marriage with children
>>570356645Xenoglossy feels good to press either way because of the boioioing sound
https://x.com/troller_Adi18/status/2061007892120285687average meeting of the maliddie council going to war in frontlines
>>570356568I don’t have to do any of the stuff bro, we ain’t plapping irl
>>570357010>in the PhilippinesLiterally there is infinitely more honor in fucking a literal prostitute
>>570357128You and me both brother
>>570356514I love Paladin's Burst. Goring Blade into the Conetti Combo looks so cool.
>>570357023IDK what they'll do, but I'm gonna keep putting Rust on any viper that comes near me.
>>570356514They removed the most dopamine button in the game...
do I look cool
>>570348467late reply, but here…
>>570356514SCH's SpreadloSCH's ExpedientSCH's Seraphism instant GCD shieldsNIN's mudras (any)SAM's Ogi Namikiri/Kaeshi NamikiriBLM's FlareBTN/MIN Revisit (Not really a button, but same feeling)
>>570357272ts tuff nephew
>>570357128My princess femra will be providing this...
The Thousand Maws of Toto-RakPhotocells: 0
>>570356514Verholy and Verflare used to be that before they diluted the sauce with 15 million more finishers
>>570357272Yeh
>>570355239I will be there if we running alliance or dungeon sloppa
>>570357374hey.....
>get the samurai icon above 3 people>realize I tab targeted to someone outside of the group and completely whiff my LB
>>570357393let's get you back to bed unc
>>570357281leaving fingerprints on this femlala's glasses while she's wearing them
>>570357176Do filipino women even have standards beyond "vaguely western"
>>570357272more cute than cool I'm afraid
>>570357023I don't know that for sure, but I know that Tikaasi Mutei and Muriel Tilse are my characters. The highlander is someone else entirely. I made Muriel in an effort to keep myself busy because the person I like has absolutely no fucking interest in me, and by liking them I potentially ruined any fucking friendship I have ever had with them. I hang out with Geez because she is one of the EXTREMELY few people who don't treat me like absolute fucking garbage. I'm not trying to fuck her, I'm not trying to EB her, I don't simp for her. 90% of the time I talk to someone here one on one they treat me like I'm some ancient evil that's going to curse them if they get to close. Someone asked me out during the CC meetup and when I talked to them about it they spent the entire time asking if talking to me was going to result in them getting schizoposted. I don't get it dude, what the fuck did I do to deserve so much god damn ire from you all that you make this shit up about me all day long, making genuine friends is damn near impossible because every single one of them comes to me thinking that I'm going to do some heinous shit like dox them.I come here as an attempt to escape from my shitty fucking life, and all you do is make it worse.
shoutouts to my party for not fucking up at all>>570355485because anyone with an unsynced clear is eligible for farming which shouldn't be the case>>570355529>>570355656fun times are ahead>>570355692mr ozma loves his towers so you're right actually>>570355798I haven't been getting trophy weapons memes at all actually
>>570357176Who said she wasn't both?
>>570357176Hey man she came onto me while I was walking around Cebu. She literally was just a normal girl off the street I didn't seek out some prostitute to fuck. She was more than likely one of those girls who thought she could get a free vacation for sucking a foreigner's dick, which technically isn't wrong because she showed me some nice local spots but that is besides the point.
>>570357427This is a sunnie isnt it
>>570357348tnx bruv>>570357483oh you...
>>570357023Deadass how do you/people here figure out what is strong in PvE/PvP in this game, like I mean that in an inquisitive way is it through just every match VPR dominates regardless of side or like what. Cuz I don't understand how PvP matches are determined since there are some matches where the enemy team gets two tanks (GNB+PLD) and a WHM who pocket heals and then other matches it's all DPS lineup
This is why I could never take lalafells seriously as heroic or awe inspiring heroes and warriors. Casters and healers chilling in the backline, sure. Be that support main you little spicy toddler. But anywhere near the frontline? Yeah, ain't seeing it. Leave the big boy roles to the actual adults in the party.
I swiped gunk out of my eyes too much yesterday and now they're overproducing gunk and if I keep swiping it away tomorrow they'll produce even more gunk...
>>570357473There is literally 0 standards even other third worlders go there for easy pussy I'm talking about literal Africans from countries even poorer than the Philippines
>>570357636gunkmaxxer
>>570348467Eyes you can trust :)
>>570356514>>570356946for me its Gluttony, feels like some dark magic shit. kinda funny its a 25y ranged ogcd though
"Casual" Crystalline Conflict on Crystal@ 10:10 ET
I need to decide what im gonna do for dinner, then go back to cosmic grinding
>>570357626>can the job heal itself>does the job have decent defensive capabilities>can the job kill something before the enemy can kill it
>>570348086>>570349041>the original host bailedBerke wasnt even the host it was Heiko on his alt>>568143723
>>570357548HOLY GRIMWHAT DO FLIPINO MEN EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS LMAO
Sorry DPS in the real world the Tank gets Dance Partner.>>570357626I refuse to read anymore posts with your face on it until you start speaking like an adult.
>>570355732okay... good to know...
Introducing The Davidsons
>>570357548grats on tanking the aids bro
>>570356801Cool now the misunderstanding is all cleared up and we've established that we fundamentally agree so I'll let you fight the ghosts in your own head in peace okay?
>>570357628Playing a lalafell or a female is just ruining the MSQ for yourself.
>>570357526Your portrait is very cool
>>570357767Why the FUCK can VPR do all three?? Or are you counting that bloodstreal thing all DPS can choose in their role action job...>>570357827Ahem....... Why is Viper Jewish?
>>570357626I just play the jobs that I think are cool. The fact that Paladin, Reaper and Red Mage are all sweaty tryhard jobs is purely a coincidence
>>570357737Reaper aesthetic is pretty much perfect, they even get claws when they do those crystal ogcdsThough I hope the claws become more prevalent with evolved mode
>>570357827Giving the tank Dance Partner is like giving them a free pink/gold parse in Alliance Raids.
>>570357010>I am also French
Reaper is so edgy that I think it goes from cringe to cringekino
>>570357626In Viper's case it's very easy to figure out, the job stays alive longer than tanks in groups of 20 enemies without barrier up this can't be balanced
>>570357908thanks bro
>>570357971I recently learned that fflogs just tracks raw dps on a-raids instead of rdps and that pissed me off so much
>>570357596sunnies and femra belong together.....
for me its phantom dart
ebins you want to egoboost?
like deadass twinem how are you like figuring out which job is stronger than the other
>>570358037Ohhh I was only considering CC 5v5 I didn't know there was proper FL meta etc since I just be running it for leveling and gposing inside of it
>>570358051My femra is dark and edgy though...
>>570357921In PVP, VPR has insane defensive capabilities and can run people down with ease. I would suggest reading up on their abilities on the lodestone if you don't have the job unlocked.https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/pvp/https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/viper/#pvp
>>570357892I literally get tested when I come back home after a vacation. It also helps it doesn't break the bank as you Americans say. I am literally STD free. Actually the only time I got an STD was from the time I went to Japan, and fucked a girl I talked to off the street a tachinbo they call themselves. Still remember the burning sensation I got when I pee'd.>>570357807They shitpost here and get mad at you for the smallest things is how they cope.
>>570358051Only if malet. raen
>>570358071>BLM with Phantom Dart asks if I want to diel him>Gets offended when I tell him to fuck off
>>570358049Yeah whoever gets the DNC partner and all the AST cards and a team full of other party buffs gets the gold parse. I said this in thread a while back and someone called me a liar
>>570358141Myself
bigbox does end up kinda being consistent but the re-learning process has set PF back by a weekand people still can't make it through forsaken let alone correct BoA but they're making earthquake parties at 86% hptragic really
>>570358223That can be arranged
>>570358234to what
>>570357897you wouldn't get it, small guy against a the vastness of nature, it's what the romantic movement is all about and it's awesome
>>570358234>dielRole actions should be disabled in duels either way
>>570355115Anything is fine!
>>570358159I don't, I just play what looks cool which is DRK, BLM, GNB, and RPR + RDM depending on weapon glam
>>570358176not reading all this shitit's like pvm smn, the job has 1 billion abilities and text but then you play it and it's toddler-tier easy
>>570357897>posts kino>says it's ruining it
>>570358501This one is not Korra.
>>570358302you should be my wife
>>570358348VGHFucking can't stand Hollow Knight as a concept. Fucking hate that stupid twee little cutesy artstyle, especially paired with the Dark Souls playerbase mentality of DOOD GAME SO HARD BRO. Same people obsessed with Nightmare Before Christmas, fucking surface level poseurs draping commercialised and infantilised death imagery over themselves like a fancy cape. *spits*
>dc travel to crystal>the CC calls stopoh...
>>570358623Good news, you don't have to play Hollow Knight or engage with its playerbase if you don't want to, you have free will and are allowed to play video games that you personally enjoy.
>>570358623Honbeast pretending he enjoys video games on a deep level that others don’t is continuously the funniest bit here
>Streamers first choice of character was a Femhroth with a pompadourWhat is wrong with people who feel the need to play a clown in games? You saw it a lot with WoW immigrants. As if they're "ironically" enjoying the fantasy and feel the need to mock the idea of it from the outset by making a clown, as if to say "Look how unseriously I'm taking this, you guys".
>>570358329Duel, I meant to type DuelMinor spelling mistake, will comit sudoku>>570358375They really should but they aren't.
>>570358623I'm right there with you, frenchking.
>The command /at does not exist.
>>570358725thats why i stopped joining them a while ago
>>570358779Why does it upset you so much?
>>570358779I'll take the clowns over the ERP GAM anyday
>>570358302VERY CUTE rava girl, post more!
>>570358779It's fun
end of the thread POST YOUR PLAPCRUSH
>>570357897even my half-naked femra put a better fightlalas are not serious
>>570358742I literally play more video games than anyone ITT, and can talk about them in more depth than anyone on this board. I just don't do it here because pearls before swine.
>>570358779yeah true bro its so much more noble to play a porndoll you jerk off to
>>570356254i can think of two jungle bungirls, two sunnies, two femra, one femezen, one femlala, and another femlala who censors them and frustrates me (you know who you are)
>>570358892Its retarded to post your crush here
>>570358779Most people who play a MMO not their own, or a MMO their first time dont expect to actually take it seriously and commit to it. Its usually either for money, short term views or a bit.
>>570358779people don't like being sincere anymore these days since there's a chance they'll get made fun of for being who they areyour example doesn't necessarily have to be a clown type character though
>>570358725I just my ass beat and had to take a shit"Casual" Crystalline Conflict on Crystal@ 15:33 ET (3:33pm)
my femlala's behavior often vexes Biggers....
>>570358916You think that's why the guy you were trying to date left you for a cute SEA twink?
>>570358742Don't fall for his shitposts anon, he's been at it for 3 hours
You kinda get a lot of gil going through the MSQ. I'm not done with Stormblood yet and I've got over 1mil, plus I've been buying my gear every 10 levels from the market board instead of using Poetics. And I still have a fuck ton of quest reward gear to sell.
>>570359069Oh you don’t understand I have fun shitposting honbeast
>>570358982>I just my assGOT HOLY FUCK I CAN NOT READ TODAY WHAT IS GOING ON
when i made my first character i picked male au ra and hit randomize then clicked play
>>570359016me next
>mr brappy gave up on DMU>Meanwhile the chad warrior main is still progging DMUMr brappy absolutely raped by the true raider.
>arrows not fixedlove having runs be literally unclearable even with the meme offset strat because devs think everyone's playing 50 feet from the server room
>>570358874>Why does it upset you so much?Because I think it's a pathetic way to live your life.So terrified of being an adult and engaging with fantasy media that you feel the need to ruin it for yourself just to demonstrate to others you're not REALLY into it, only ironically, only jokingly. That's ALL modern D&D/D&D-inspired western fantasy art/games/tv/movies now too. It's all got an air of insecurity to it, a sarcastic self awareness.
>>570359198Shitposting again, Effy? Is this really all you do with your free time now?
>>570359214are there patch notes
>>570359096literally me
>>570359259https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/f194c8b0510e80df3a05e9a99d4e3755a9406eca
>>570358779It happened with everyone I knew who started this game. Everyone made a clown character and the people who enjoyed the game fantad to an actual character and those who didn't quit. It's like a need to signal that you don't care that much or something
>>570359220autism
>>570359220sis you sit on 4chan all day every day shitposting for attention because you can't lure in any marks on /soc/ to feed your humiliation kink
>>570358779>You saw it a lot with WoW immigrants.
My plugins arent working guys. GG. I can't play the game like this.
>>570359214It's not a problem in japan so the devs won't touch it, you see it all the time in XIV
>>570359220It's just videogame bro
>>570359039*yawn*Come on man, it's 2026, get some new material. Keep up.
>>570359220Why do you think they’re ruining it for themselves if they don’t make a character they can immerse themselves as?
i'm never sure if the cc calls i'm joining are the real ones or if i got matched with randoms...
>>570359296ty
should my catboy eat sprats and boiled barley or ground chicken and rice 4 lunch
>>570358623>you wouldn't get itsee, you didn't need to yap
>>570358779>>570359220Completely valid and correct, people like >>570359367 are annoying as hell.>Le irony>Le random
>>570358779Clown characters are fun and people should play what we want. If we had less GAM catgirls terrified of what people think of them should they fanta into what they actually want to play, the social state of the game would be better off.
>>570359367Bro looks like he had fun with the game
>>570359443This is why I sccreenshot end of match results for every game I play to see which names most commonly appear during 4chan CC calls
>>570358779They're just extremely insecure. They don't want to spend hours crafting a character they enjoy. What would happen if they spent hours making the perfect character only for some random shitter to make fun of them? Their fragile ego couldn't handle that. So they make an ugly character on purpose. And they name themselves "Trash". That way their ego is protected. They're not truly having fun, but no one is hurting them either. Character is ugly? It's ugly on purpose. Name is bad? I named myself "Trash", bro. Playing poorly? Lol I'm not even trying (I don't do ANY hard content btw). I remain squrely inside my safe space at all times.
You’re not enjoying [thing] in the specific way I want you to! This is why you’re a bad person!
>>570359443Name names and I'll tell you
>>570359387Nta but because the only reason to play this game is for the story. Point blank. If you aren't engaging with the story then you are playing this game for the first 200 hours or so for arguably no reason. You aren't engaging with the story as your naked maleroe with a hittler mustache and lipstick
>>570358779>>570359220>>570359515Just say you're poor, low class, and want to be taken serious.
>>570359531i actually want to play a gam catgirl though...
>get juneteenth off, paid.Sometimes niggers are alright
>>570359220
I've had simple tweaks plugin on for so long that I forgot they don't actually show your desynth level in the desynth window in the base game
>>570359347My /soc/ arc is over, I haven't used it in months.>>570359387Because it's shallow. It's like watching Evangelion and only ever thinking "ooh cool robot".
>schizos begging for new targets to shitpostshan't be playing cc now
>>570359613I am poor, low class and I dislike irony poisoned faggots.
>>570359719>>570359719>>570359719
>>570359515It's a result of people mocking and punishing sincerity. The entirety of millennial culture and humor was built off never putting any sincerity or real emotions into things
>>570359646I don't even know what the fuck juneteenth is but my company gives us the day off too.
>>570359716They just want people to scoreboard post
>>570359552if anything he did the opposite because he looked up guides on how to clear extremes and savages before his raid team did them "blind" probably because of his massive ego and wanting to show how smart he was for "solving" mechanics by using the most commonly used PF strats after seeing them oncehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd5xZ2Zr-SY
Lalahahabrabra really got the short end of the schtick.>>570359732>>570359732>>570359732>>570359732>>570359732
>>570359605I play the game just to talk to people, calm down.>>570359668>was autistic /soc/ sexpest this entire timelmao>>570359720pompadours are cool
>>570359198>the chad video game enjoyer vs>the virgin content creator
>>570359220Cause despite the "Geek Becoming Chic" thing of the really 2010s, people instinctively know that geek shit isn't cool to the average population, and it's still cringe to be seen as genuinely interested in it. The level of interest in fantasy and all that is abnormally high and everyone unconsciously knows it, and is preparing for when it eventually passes.
>>570359728>>570359784IDIOTS
>>570359786Then go play VR chat retard, it's free
>>570359581It's takes more balls play Clown Vomit character than white hair catgirl number #2678955
>>570359096did you really post twitter memes NIGGA
>>570359901Make me.
>>570359742>The entirety of millennial culture and humor was built off never putting any sincerity or real emotions into thingsMillennial here. Nope. That's zoomer shit. All this ironic post-irony shit? That's all new zoomer shit. Wasn't like that 10 years ago.
>>570359934White hair is canon btw. Most of the main cast has it
>>570358779>>570359220I said something about this the other day and I'm glad I wasn't alone and also that it pisses off the "ironic" fantasy enjoyers. Hipsters, not even once.
>>570359993Only if you plap me
>>570358916Bro flexing unemployment
>>570359934No. I used to have a very good friend who was extremely insecure and he did the things I described. Especially in the year 2026, it takes balls to be sincere. If you have no balls or you have tiny little squishy fragile girl balls, then you name yourself Clown Vomit and you give yourself the ugliest glam possible """ironically""", that way your own feelings can never be hurt by people thinking your character is ugly, because you made them that way on purpose to protect your feelings. These people are also always the most judgemental of others. They are so insecure because they know how mean other people can be - because they are mean themselves.
>>570359378>It's just videogame broNo, it's not JUST a video game.Show some fucking respect for yourself if no one else. Respect yourself enough to be open to the idea of having your life enriched by someone elses artistic endeavours. FFXIV is not high art but there's people working on it creating music, writing, designing and they take their jobs seriously. It's not a joke. It's not a hobby. It's what they're doing with their life. Video games are no less deserving of your respect than music or film or books. Grow up.
>>570358779their audiences are mostly underage edgelords and despite twitch turning into a 3DPD whorehouse they'll still ban you for the slightest hint of anime titty, you have to look at their off-stream alts to see how they really are
>>570360018My ass absolutely remembers the fucking mustache trend so no you're objectively wrong that we didn't have irony and a lack of sincerity. We're also the generation that says "adulting".
>>570360093Only IRL.
>>570358892I have approached all of my plapcrushes. have you?
>>570360240The Dostoevsky of /xivg/
>>570360225Employment is not a flex. It's an unfortunate neccessity for many poor souls in this world, and I pity them all.
>>570357783I wasn't the host, I showed up on my Bozja alt, we quickly realized things weren't going to start, and I suggested we do some Zadnor to not have it be a total waste.
>>570359123
>>570360282I respect your sincerity, anon. You're not wrong, so don't listen to the retards.
>>570360397I have no idea what mustache trend you're talking about, and "adulting" is a decent enough descriptor. 2026 is a world where no one voices their own genuine thoughts unless they are pre-approved, because to do so would invite criticism from shitposter who dogpile on anything that shows even the slightest bit of "weakness"
>>570360401Hot..
>>570358779Woolie wanted a pompadour cause it was cool to him but he went with locs instead, he made a femhroth because he wanted to go big female khimari musclemommy and he found that cool. People really liked the femhroth he made.
>>570360641I think he's talking about the curly moustache trend but he's misunderstanding that it was just a cringe silly thing people did for fun and not some post-irony shit.
