Summer Vacation EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2065513241661325580>Dispatch wins bigly at the 2026 BAFTA awardshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2046272794330304708>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file path>New Youtooz Plushies:https://x.com/youtooz/status/2038661988180521021Previous thread: >>569734864
My life for Mandy
Mechablazer <3333
Flambert <3333
Sun's out buns out
Phenomamech <3333
>>570411269look at that dumpy
>>570410712>>570411150masturbating for Mandy
Goodnight, /SDN/. See ya soon.
>>570413329sleep tight BBfrend
Nooo fujo bros we lost to the bbjeet
>>570411483Robert's lucky to get a handful.
>>570414697Everybody gets one, fujo bro. We're far from finshed.
>>570414697It’s over boner
>>570414861what the hell are those twigs made out of
>>570415051>catering to the bbjeetYour kind will not enter through the pearly gates
>>570415371I'm not even BBjeetIf I was I'd be going on about how homosexuality is a sin or something
>>570415206Sheer determination and twinkies.
Not all Blazer glazers are brown! Trust me!
>>570410712Toasting in a Blazer Bread
>>570416936Post hand
>>570414697Always did btw
>>570417575>>570417713>>570417876>>570418063>>570418223More
>>570414697The Jeet won. He won months ago and got to meet Mandy.
>>570411150Awesome rendering
/SDN/ #72: Rise of the BB
well hey friends i haven't been here in a while. i was this courtneydrawanon and also the one that BBJeet replied to with his famous quote. hows it going?
>I'm the guy that one guy replied to that one time like 8 months ago!Lmfao just stop it
>>570419784nah i still have the screencap saved lol
Golem is pretty cool guy if you ask me.>>570419605Hey dude, how's it hanging? I'm just chilling.
>>570419605We're still alive. Somewhat. Waiting for Niggerman to release the ChudBox port with the endless mode. Steadily making our way to #100.
>>570419605How've you been courtneydrawanon? Long time no see. I can't speak for anyone else here but it's been more of the same. Lounging about with these misfits. Not a peep from AdHoc about season 2 obviously. Though there's speculation of an endless Dispatch mode coming up. Don't know how soon that will be. Either way, doing ok.
>>570420054its weird, it feels like i havent been in these threads in years but its only been 6 months. time is a weird thing
>>570420054FUCK I FORGOT TO UPLOAD A PIC>>570420210Doesn't help that plenty of shit happened in vidya in that time.
>>570420197ive been doing good, i haven't thought about dispatch in a while, been consuming other shit like the amazing digital circus, ragatha best girl btwi honest to god thought this general would die out by march
>>570419605>>570419784>drawanon back>BBjeet backthe gang's all hereTold you swimsuit Blazer OP was a good idea
>>570420025How humorous that all this time later and all of you are still just sitting here talking about "the BBjeet" and not Dispatch. You never did answer those questions either. Pretty telling I'd say!>>570420520>the amazing digital circusJesus Christ, anon. Yeah, you definitely can't answer those questions!
Feels like homecoming
>>570420520>i honest to god thought this general would die out by marchWeak shit.We've still got strength for at least 28 more threads.Then the Niggerman will reward us for our perseverance.
>>570420732oh.... its you
>>570418731I don’t think there is anymore.
>>570420849
>>570420606Are we... le back?
>>570420849I still haven't gotten my BB plush from YouTooz yet. Can't possibly be over until I've posted her
>>570420732aww cmon, you would love ragatha, she's a nice girl who wants to kind, just like blazer
>>570420998All we need is courtneywritefag to return and then we'll definitely be back
>>570420606Now if only we could get our Visiholic writefag back then we'd truly be back to the golden age of /SDN/.
>>570421045Bro I think we got scammed
>>570420732Didn't you say you had some lore you'd drop after we reached a certain threshold? I think were long past it.
I just want to share Mandy loveTo my fujofrends, courtneyfrends, malevolafrends, even BBjeet himself
Since the gang is mostly back, I think it warrants another population census.Don't be shy, it's for a good cause.https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQJ96Vne
>>570421426I won’t have it. I will start bitterness among the different factions. Until everyone is at each other’s throats and only I remain. :^)
>>570421226Nah I got an email a few months ago that said it should be here Oct-Dec 2026>>570421263I did say that I might tell you more about my other real life Courtneys/Mandys. I do have a lot of lore. Do any of you deserve to hear about it? 6 months later and not one of you has even attempted to get out of my shadow. The drawfag is in here saying "hey I'm the guy he replied to" I mean wtf. None of you even believed my true stories pretending that I used ChatGPT.
>>570421671Oh we certainly believe you. At least I do. Now share the lore.
>>570421576yeah ok hopium
>>570421671hey man i haven't been here in 6 momths. ionly mentioned you since that was being discussed earlier lol. i am the guy you replied to though, still cracks me up
>>570421437BBChads once again winning bigly
>>570422132I will see you in hell
>>570421671the way they look at each other
>>570422132We’re not through with you yet.
>>570421753Yeah IDK mate there's far too much and I'm too autisticThe fact that you folks have held on to just a little taste of my personality for all this time is just ludicrous lol. What's my incentive to share more of my dank tea about ex girlfriends with you lot?
>>570422651Oh I don't know, how about being immortalized for decades to come, surely a man of your high ego cannot resist the temptation of having their every single post and qoutes being reposted for years to come?Admit it: you want the attention, slut. Now spill the beans.
>>570422651it's funny to meme on
Yeah that's not gonna work on me faggot
>>570422903It worked before.
I think BBjeet and visikek should kiss each other, on the lips
>>570422903hey, i even bought a plush of my own! we have something in common, why can't we be friends? :)
MALEVOLA CHADS WHERE R U>>57042083410/10
I shared personal anecdotes because I wanted to, I was inspired to do itBegging like a bitch for my scraps just makes you look pathetic
>>570423024Sacrifices had to be made to summon the Jeet back.
>>570423010Which Visikek? Since I mostly just observe, nap, and eat spaghetti.
>>570423180i'm not asking for anything but your friendship
>>570423180Fine then, keep your secrets. But you'll be back one day and we'll learn the full extent of your degeneracy.
>>570423271all of themhe should kiss all of them
>>570423328I'll be your friend
>>570423642post sketti
>>570423642I'm glad we can finally make peace friend :) we all have to support each other so season 2 can happen
>>570423735
>>570423328I'd gladly give it, once you stop calling me and anyone else that happens to post Blazer a jeet/Indian, including the OP of this thread. The namefag theatre and race-baiting is retarded. We are all White here, I presume?>>570423334How about you, Hopium? You've been posting in here a long time. Where's your sexcapade? Where's your detailed one night stand or caught in the act anecdote?When was the last time you got some ass/pussy/hole my nigga? You got a single hookup story you can tell that relates to a Mandy or a Courtney type scenario? Someone that you instantly vibe with, whether it's through chaos gremlin septum girl energy or through sweet and caring tradwife energy?
>>570423825You fancy
>>570423740In season 2 mandy and courtney will have to unite against a common enemy: HR woman (who is also a big tiddy MILF that competes for Robert's cock)
>>570423825:3
now he's asking for our sex lives
>>570423874>We are all White here, I presume?nope
>>570424289What, you can't make something up? ;)
>>570424303Why are you brown?
>>570422479Yeah, I'm thinking
>>570424519Dumpy, you can't just ask someone why they're brown
>We are all White here, I presume?LOL
>a thread of brown virgins calling straight white guys "jeet"
Visikek? WhiteBbjeet? WhiteFujo? White
He’s had more sex than anyone
>>570425471Not solely.
>>570425457Jeet is a way of life, not just a skin color
>>570425690in his larp fantasies, maybe
>>570425718You are white
Your izzat scores are very low.
the mark of a successful general is having its own dedicated schizo
>>570423874I sucked a dick once.t. Guy
>>570426473I don’t believe you.
>>570425814>larp fantasiesHe's done roleplay but they sure weren't fantasies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bly3xAsPaQg
>>570426473it's fine as long as he didn't cum in your mouth
>>570427207god I miss this game so much >Phenomaman's linekek
Me apetece muchísimo comer los tacos de pescado de Chica Centella
>>570426473How was the experience if you don't mind my asking? Also, I hope you made sure to know he was clean.
>>570428232I bet it suckedHeh
god when the swimsuit dlc comes out we'll be so backAny day now
>>570428232Only had sexual relations with one guy. I’ve had sexual relations with women but i have never actually “gone down” on a woman. The thought of giving oral to a woman turns me off. In contrast the thought of giving oral to a man turns me on. I’d never be a “bottom”. > How was the experienceFelt like a science experiment. When you analyze something you don’t normally get to analyze.> Also, I hope you made sure to know he was clean.It was during a party so it was a bit musty. Clean otherwise. You could tell he shaved like a week ago and I thought that was funny.
>>570427207https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FrVHKXXqvo
>>570432173Gaaaaay
>>570432173>with one guy...never actually “gone down” on a woman.I've yet to lose my virginity. But I can't picture myself giving oral to either sex. I worry enough about disease as it is. Plus I wouldn't want myself gagging on someone's nether region.>Felt like a science experiment.Interesting. I hope he was going easy on you. >It was during a party so it was a bit musty. Clean otherwise.I see. Did it feel uncomfortable or taste weird? Apologies for probing for details. You don't have to answer any further.
why are we talking about sucking dick again
>>570433373BBJeet asked about our sex lives.
>>570433373Don't you get on your high horse, Robert.
>>570434247Imagine Robert being spit roasted by those two.
>>570433020> But I can't picture myself giving oral to either sexThe thought of making the person happy helps. It’s more psychological. > I worry enough about disease as it isI was sort of nervous too but the thrill got the better of me.> Did it feel uncomfortableI remember thinking it would be easier. I sneeze instead of gagging for some reason so that probably helped. > or taste weirdLike regular old skin. He didn’t finish in my mouth. I feel dirty typing that.
>>570435349Well thanks for being willing to share your experience. For whatever it's worth.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaay
Invisimech <3333
>>570419605Good to see you man, you were missed.
>drawanon is back>bbjeet is backand in the same new thread, what the fuck, who died, who was sacrificed to make this happen?
we're all gonna make it to season 2goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>570439845g'night
>>570421437>3 fujos>3 BBfags>3 Visifags, including visiholicperfectly balanced
>>570439845good night bbfren
>>570420142Malevoholic reporting in
>>570423642>I'll be your friendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34_TnLsXxEI
>>570440178and 1 Malevolant (I just voted)
>>570424303I'm half white.
>>570439845night bbfriend I'm gonna play some vidya for a bit maybe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWWWyHg8moc
fuuuckin christ its sautrday bros its wwekeend at last good day sdn i love u all
I am saving my virginity for Laura Bailey
oy bros where the fuck are u. were at page 10. im the last person u should expect to bump this goddman thread. fuckin come here and post mandy and flambae and whaweetver the fuck jesus why are u gone
>>570456849Everybody's sleepingHold down the fort
She'll save the thread
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy maid gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>570445607They’re so good together :)
RobertROBERTR O B E R T
>>570468289WHAT
>>570470921Hey
>>570470921Hai
>>570474850And so are u bobert
>>570478287SEASALT
Co workers called in sick. Three of them. Now I have to fill in for them. ALONE. I’m so bummed out. At least it’s not another overnight shift. Every fucking weekend something happens I swear.
hang in there anon
I hope a roided out tattooed freak rips you in half :)
>>570481142calm down BBjeet
>>570481142Don’t be mean.
>>570465398oh shit he's back wtf>>570456849Was asleep my bad.
>>570483749She’d find that hawt She’s a fujo
>>570484378Mandy being an actual fujo would be cosmic levels of irony
>>570433584Robert is a spitter
>>570480630sounds rough. good luck anon
getting drunk on beer >:
Imagine Courtney trying to work a retail job
>>570490909fired on day 1 for punching out a mouthy Karen
>>570490383cheers malevolant so am i. drank five gonna drink four more then ill move to vodka. lifes good, lifes fucking good bros
>>570490383>>570492090Cheers bro I'll drink to that
>>570492090>drank five gonna drink four more then ill move to vodkafuark, I am not nearly on this level
>>570491503>fuck do you mean, you want your change?
>>570491503not even a footfag, would
>>570488403Why is his face so funny here
Well... at this point we'll have to separate our Malevolants into Malevolaholics and Sober ones. As if gerrymandering the Visikeks wasn't enough.
>>570493908There's like 1 malevolant here
>>570493908>>570494279I am the only Malevolant O:
>>570494654too badyou're being gerrymandered anyway
>>570494879>gerrymanderedWhat does that mean?
>>570495253
>>570495253Rigging the voting in favor of the ruling elite.
>>570483749>Mandy watching the man she's pining for getting kissed by her ex canon cuckquean
Do you think Robert has hairy or hairless balls
>>570495253Did you not take civics in high school? Gerrymandering means the practice of dividing or arranging a territorial unit into election districts in a way that gives one political party an unfair advantage in elections. So basically your division of Malevolants will be separated into more subcategories. Much like how Visikeks are divided into Visiholics. While BBfans stay as one with technically more supporters behind her.
>>570495810Sparsely hairy. He doesn’t grow that much down there.
>>570495810It think they’re on the hairy side. If I remember correctly, we do see he has a happy trail.
>>570495810Does this look like a man who shaves his balls?
>>570495942I call that leveling the playing field
>>570496170>we do see he has a happy trail.barely
>>570495810Better question. Does Robert have a hairy hole?
>>570496265He doesn’t shave as much as he could. He does the bare minimum.
>>570497375WHY THO
>>570498373love hurts
Love is supposed to feel good.
>>570501489Obviously you haven't experienced unrequited love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cvXWI6zZNE
there are lonly a few shops in my town and i change betwen them evrey few days. because if u go to teh same shop everydau the cashiers gonna recognize you. and if u buy lots of alcohol thery gonna think about you. wonder how u still not dead. and i dnot like people thinking about me. i dont likme whne peapole notice me or think bout me. so i change shops. but still threy are recognzing me. i fee,l like evryeone in my town knows me and knows im a fuckedup drunk. and i dont like it. i dunno. some teengares were laughing at me earlier in the park. or maybe im just paranoid.anyway good nght sdn i loveu u all hope u all enjoing the weekedn gnight
>>570506489goodnight visiholic
>>570496759Slightly hairy. Barely any ass though.
>>570506814true
Saw a lady jogging in yoga pants and it reminded me of Mandy
>>570512759Phenomaman...
>>570512795I miss my wife
>>570506489g'night visidrunk
>>570511591He’s going to overheat.
Does your dog or cat watch you masturbate
>>570517480yes but not by choice
>>570517473>>570517480My dog watches me eat twinkies with a look of utter sadness in her eyes
>>570517671Beef...
>>570518052>herDas rite, Beef identifies as female
>>570518284Beefette...
Being forced into Mandy's foidslop activities like shopping for nice clothes and eating healthy meals...
Robert and Flambae shoving cake into each others mouthes, choking, gagging. HHGKKHHFKFKKKKHHHHH
>>570520657weird post
>>570521180They just love cake.
>>570520657This is a euphemism for penis
>>570524281He looks so gay here. Like your typical gay fireman.
>>570524756Ikr it’s so hot
My thumb smells funny
>>570528191you're gonna have to amputate it
>>570528161Is it purple?
I love hamsters
>>570530269Me too. A shame they taste so bad though
>>570529923meant for >>570528191sorry that Blazer >>570528161 was hot though
Robert loves getting Mandy wet
This heat's killing me.
>>570536171I've got 3 fans in my room on full blast at all times
>>570536171Tell me about it.
>>570530538Hamsters are not for eating.
>>570536171I fucking HATE it
>>570540609without proper seasoning
>Mandy and Malevola have abs>Visi doesn'twhy
>>570542081she's a skinny bitchneeds more protein and spaghetti in her diet
>>570541387You are a disturbed individual
>>570542486everytime I try to feed her that pic related happens
>>5705400851. Robert is in denial about how much he stinks2. Humans are naturally horny creatures and are ALWAYS in heat
>>570421437Things are looking grim. Surely the ChudBox release will revitalize this place, right?
>>570544252When is the port meant to drop?
>>570545369Soon™
>>570410712>general for a single-player VN>#72a worthy rival for /ksg/
>>570546329How long has /ksg/ been around?
>>570546329does ksg stand for ''kisless-sexless-gigachads''?
>>570548315katawa shoujo generala visual novel that released in 2012
>>570548735I was just making a stupid joke but thank you for explaining anon.
>>570548735A testament to the fact that a general never truly dies until there's no one left to bump itWe can only hope to be so autistic
>>570546329We're gonna make it to #1000.
>>570549391this is not autism, this is just dedication
>>570549632I have to take a nap now ):, got a bit too drunk on beers
sleep tight malevoholic
>>570550963>>570551046
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>570552597I love you too.
coupé sex (with me)
>>570553495You would get pegged
>>570552597night BBfriend.>>570554431nta but doubt she's into that.
You motherfuckers better not be sleeping during bumping hours
>>570556978I'm watching wrestling.
>permanent running / ruined makeuppermanent boner
>>570557334According to her history with Punch Up, if she messes up assassinating you, that would get her pent up.
I wonder if any of The Z-Team would have stayed up as late as me.
>>570544252>3 fujos, but only one posts>3 BBfags, but one is the jeet who already fucked off>3 Visifags, but one might die at any given momentGrim indeed.
>>570561018Always look on the bright side of life This place will be so alive when season 2 rolls in
I wub u guise
>>570561018as usually, no one mentions me O:
>>570574142
>>570557897Pent up for what??
I demand that you all read dispatch fanfics
>>570578393Only the good and gay ones
>>570580624That's like, deep and shit
>>570589325Cute
>>570589325we need more art of BB and visi being intimate with each other
>>570591649
>>570591649This is my way to support the gays
Invisiblazer should be what happens if you try to go for the it's complicated ending
>>570592574basado
I am drunk again ):
>>570598793cheers bro I'll drink to that
>>570599017see you next Friday
>>570561018I postFuck u
Black women owe me sex
>>570601849Ok hermy
Hermy is such a cute name.
>>570578393well thenrecommend me some
>>570603859do you like mechablazer fics?
>>570602980
>>570604129>sweats all over you
>>570604034i'm a visifag so i never read any apart from the ones written by anon here, but don't mind reading some others if they're decent.
>>570605306I really like this one, Robert wants to ask Mandy the big question but he's forced to rely on Z-team's help to set up the evening https://archiveofourown.org/works/76264901/chapters/199594746There's also this one where Robert has a messy past relationship with an OC (no Mandy or Courtney romance) but it's really well writtenhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/75302746/chapters/197513866
>>570606134will check them out. damn the second one is long.
>>570577238SEX
>>570607202yes it's an ongoing series. Honestly didn't think it would still be going by now
>>570578393I will once Tacticul releases some!
>>570608729procrastination got me in a headlock
have sex with white women
fuckers gave me some meds to mkae me feel better. but told me not to mix wth alcohol. haha fuck sure guess hwat im gonna chose fuck off. fuck. the weekdns over bros. back to work in a few huors. good ngiht hope u all alrhgt and happy goo d night i love u all rally
>>570620991do not take those meds with alcohol
>>570620991https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lckf6aOA0Ps
>>570561018I post too
>>570620835"Oh Bob-Bob, why won't you just accept the gay in you."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5eNIDBZwpYTOUCH ME MANDY
<3333
>>570620991RIP Visiholic
>>570637706BEWBS
>>570637503we can rebuild him... we have the technology
>>570640824L I E SIES
>>570640824Who tops between Waterboy and Phenomaman
>>570641827Truly a mystery. I'd bet Waterboy would top. He could slip in and out easily I bet.
Does the concept of homosexuality even apply to Phenomaman since he's an alien
I like Flambert and all but I also like Waterbae. I sometimes can’t decide which one would be more appropriate. It would be funny if Prism and Flambae both competed for Waterboy in season 2 though, after they find out he’s “sexually fluid”, or pansexual (when you will fuck literally anything, even a check book with a hole cut into it).
>>570644524Flambert is a pretty hopeful pairing, considering how the game went, but in theory it would have been fun if Robert had the option or choice to date any of the members on the z-team. Maybe this will change in s2. Doubt it though.
>>570644412I guess it depends on how you see it. From what little we can observe of his biology. He appears to blend in as that of a human male. Since we don't know what he has downstairs. We can only guess if his species opperates the same way as ours. Granted Phenomaman doesn't appear to be unninterested in men. He seems at least open enough to getting with Punch Up as a "romantic companion".https://www.youtube.com/shorts/upON9ikLap0
Phenomaman’s species is reversed. He is supposed to get pregnant.
>>570644524Even Waterbae seems unlikely given how in recent offical artwork. AdHoc seem to be pairing Waterboy with Malevola so much. I wonder if they'll make them an item in season 2? Not exactly a couple I'd have picked but oh well. Though I'm sure plenty of WaterPrism and Waterbae fans alike would be disappointed. I just really hope for all that is good that the unused character, Winter. Isn't paired off with any of the current characters. Especially Flambae, I wouldn't mind if he were an ex however.>>570644818As much as I would like the potential for Flambert to happen. Seeing as how there was the whole discourse surrounding Nick Herman's question dodging around whether there would be gay romances in Dispatch. I doubt after that whole backlash, AdHoc would ever be interested in developing that. Not to mention them not officially celebrating Pride, only reposting fanart of Flambae. I see many are once again critical about AdHoc's lack of fanfare. Plus I recall one of the developers saying in a BBC interview that they're more or less sticking to "what's written". More or less confirming Blazer and Visi will take priority once more.
>>570645835>Even Waterbae seems unlikely given how in recent offical artworkPersonally I think Flambae warming (lol) up to Waterboy over time would be great storytelling. One is anxious and full of self doubt, the other is the complete opposite of that. If anything Flambae would be a great moral support, if they ever got into each others good graces. >AdHoc seem to be pairing Waterboy with Malevola so much>I wonder if they'll make them an item in season 2?It would be cool if we could ship and pair background characters. Be the wingman. “Malevola likes you, Herm!”, “Flambae likes you, Herm!”, etc. >I just really hope for all that is good that the unused character, Winter. Isn't paired off with any of the current characters.He’d be a good romantic rival. I think. Not anything serious though.>Especially Flambae, I wouldn't mind if he were an ex however.I like the ex idea. I still think the gay bar for villains idea is a fantastic one. A lot of things you could do there, at the risk of upsetting any gays who hate the trope of gays being baddies (the Baron Harkonnen from Dune is a gay icon; convince me otherwise even though you can’t). >Nick Herman's question dodging around whether there would be gay romances in Dispatch. I doubt after that whole backlash, AdHoc would ever be interested in developing that. That motherfucker knew what he was doing. It’s his own damn fault.
Flambae would have been a perfect big bro to Waterboy IF HE JUST DIDN’T TOSS OUT HIS NOOOOODLES and now Flambae will never forget
>>570649656>Personally I think Flambae warming (lol) up to Waterboy over time would be great storytelling.While I prefer Flambert, I do see the potential between Herm and Chad. It would be very interesting if next season Robert could play as a wingman of sorts like you described. What would be really neat is if for whomever you paired together they gain a new synergy in the dispatching segment. >I like the ex idea. I still think the gay bar for villains idea is a fantastic one.I think so too. While I'm not too fond of the trope of gays being portrayed as bad guys. There is a lot of potential in this concept should they execute it as best as possible. That and it would be nice to see another instance of Robert at least hanging out with his subordinates outside of the workplace. >Baron Harkonnen from Dune is a gay iconNo comment.>That motherfucker knew what he was doing. It’s his own damn fault.For sure. Still it's crazy how much people come to defense over that. Even he admitted, albiet backhandedly, that it was a mistake.https://youtu.be/qwuqT9rPTs0?si=-javpFtAaSCfXLC4&t=568
>>570656807Robert's a vampire!
>>570645835>Not to mention them not officially celebrating Pride, only reposting fanart of Flambae. I see many are once again critical about AdHoc's lack of fanfare. Plus I recall one of the developers saying in a BBC interview that they're more or less sticking to "what's written". More or less confirming Blazer and Visi will take priority once more.Booooooo….. BOO I say. BOO!The lack of pride month material is such horse shit. I don’t even like pride month I just wanted some content. I think Chad would be perfect for something cringe.
>>570659358My sentiments exactly. I think we could've at least got some cringekino in the form of official art with Flambae front and center, celebrating pride. I don't know, have him on a parade float that focuses only on him. Inflating his massive ego as he showboats to the crowd.At least something to take our minds of the radio silence. I guess we'll have to wait until the next holiday rolls around. I wonder if AdHoc would even dare humor the idea of acknowledging Juneteenth? They got black characters like Chase, Prism, and Coupe to spotlight. Even then I'm not eager but give us something to tide us over. It can't be that much to get one of your artists to sketch something.
>>570659986>I don't know, have him on a parade float that focuses only on him. Inflating his massive ego as he showboats to the crowd.I was 100% expecting this
>>570660578Cherry on top would be having him twerk like this.
Blonde Blazer's waxed pussy
>>570660813Oh god why didn’t they do it
>>570660997Nick is a coward.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGQQ4D-y2XA
>>570662081g'night
>>570613652Is that bubble tea they’re drinking I heard that’s really bad for you
>>570663246Boba, if consummed to frequently like any other food that's high on sugar. Also not good if you don't chew on the tapioca pearls. They won't properly digest, leading to constipation or blockage.
>>570663043>>570663182>>570663302>>570663446fuck...
>>570662081Night BBFriend, thx for the hot thighs of Blazer.
>>570663182Hnnnng
>>570666720Aaaand he’s dead/cooked
>>570665890>>570666720How are we doing on file limite?
>>570668209We got 172 more to go.
I can’t believe I stayed up until 5am watching random movies like Snowpiercer
>>570669840Any reason?
>>570669962Nope! I’m just figuring out my life I guess
>>570671092Fair point. Hope you’re doing well enough despite it all.
Good morning, goodnight.
>388/750 posts>200/375 picsIt's over. We're not going to make it...
Bought the new cringetor. It looks like shit, but it's cheap.
>>570682915The fuck is a cringetor
>>570684547A monitor that is cringe. Shit is flimsy I fear that it fall off its stand.
>>570685114>he didn't fall for the OLED memethat is cringeAlthough the monitor I have at work is so shitty I honestly think it's making my eyesight worse
>>570689690reeee
Imma go early today. Goodnight, /SDN/.
>>570693521Goodnight BBfrend
>>570692314Wholesome
>>570696562>>570692314Not pictured is prism shoplifting offscreen
>>570698669Rayciss
>>570693521good night>>570698669she dindu nuffin
>>570700216
>>570700651BEEP
Waterboy rizz
>>570669840Snowpiercer is a great fucking movie. Also some of the main characters are confirmed gay by the director but the movie doesn’t tell you this. It’s only subtly implied/hinted at. The train elder (John Hurt) and his younger (silent and shirtless and edgy oh my) protector, and the head goon getting revenge for his second in command. Not sure about Curtis (Chris Evans HNNNG) and the kid, though.
>>570681641We always make it.
>>570710213That’s how gays should be done in film IMO. Hidden romance. “Are they…?”. “We just don’t know!”And that’s that. It’s a mystery. Like magic. We don’t even know if Isaac Newton was gay or straight or asexual.
>>570710213>being educated on obscure gay trivia about fucking snowpiercer of all movies by fujosee, that's why i still come here.
>>570710971every day I learn something new about the fujo universe
Is Robert bi? We just don’t know!
>>570712591I know because he blew me.
>>570713761Shhhh you’re not supposed to talk about that
>>570710213Religious kino https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HciZ_7frXmQ&pp=ygUWU25vd3BpZXJjZXIgbW92aWUgc29uZw%3D%3D&ra=m
>bif
>>570715931courtney please don't actually eat him
How many boiled eggs can Robert eat in a single sitting again? I forgot.
Damn, Prism looks like this?
>>570710971>>570711298They’ll lose their encyclopedic knowledge once they get an actual stable job and replace useless information with useful information.
>>570716851Unless the job market gets fixed. That ain’t going to happen. Or at the very least one of them lands a position at AdHoc.
>>570716786HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINAHNNNNNGGGGNGNNNNNNNG
Robert only eats pink starburst. He will throw out all non-pink starburst. This isn’t important information but it’s information nonetheless.
>>570716786Actually she looks like this
>>570717115If a fujo got a job at adhoc that would be fitting.
>>570717115>>570717672Someone apply. Be our mole. Pls.
>>570716056if not food then why named like food?
>>570718340I wonder whether there's a single person at AdHoc that knows about /SDN/.
>>570718848Chinkney...
>>570719168BBjeet is actually Niggerman
>>570717148Brother, prowl the /sp/ world cup threads.
>>570718340If a junior or entry writer/artist role opens up I'll be ready.
Who on the Z-team would be interested in the world cupI know Chase is a sports fan
>>570719168We know for a fact that Laura used to be a consistent poster. She often posted some racist shit.
>>570737369True to her own character
why its so cold out of a sudden its fuckin june. good nihgt sdn monday over so its downhill from here. i love u bros.
>>570739152Goodnight visiholic
>>570739152I hope that cool feeling isn't your body not regulating temperature properly. If not, enjoy the cold while you can. It's been blazing where I live; g'night.
Thank you for calling /SDN/ what is your emergency
>>570743029https://litter.catbox.moe/u3a8lo3e5d7fbm55.mp3
>>570743408Why did I click that
>>570743029I got my dick stuck in the vacuum again. You got a hero that can help me out with it?
>>570746493I think we got someone suited for the task.
>>570746493>[3 INT Required] Switch to Blow>[4 CBT Required] Pull on it>[Coupé or Malevola Required] Cut it
>>570746791>[1/3 INT] tries to switch it off>the vacuum blows all the cum all over him, dousing his flames>call failed>Hero Injured
>>570747183Great...it's in my hair again. Thanks for nothing, Bob Bob!
>>570747608Pretend it’s hair gel. Work smarter not harder.
>>570743029Hey dispatcher, is your refrigerator running?
>>570751915hot
>>570743029Can someone help me with getting a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5 in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?It is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed
>>570756392>that look >that v-line>those piercings Such a slut
>>570757671R-right away, s-sir!
>>570752224I'm a slut, not a freak!
>>570758661Such a cutie patootie
>>570758661what an ugly son of a bitch
>>570758661Meh
>>570758661It'd be really funny if Waterboy was just stuck back on janny duties in season 2
>>570765913Ain't gonna happen. He's going to be on the top of the leader board and Prism
>>570766665Prism would top though
>>570767352He just a wee watah boi
They're calling it the hottest couple of this generation
>>570770367They're kinda mid. Medium pretty.
>>570770471
>>570770689ACK
Goodnight friends
>>570772674goodnight fujofrend
>>570772674g'night
Summer days may be hell but hanging out on the porch at night when it's nice and cool is the tightest shit imaginable
Golem is a pretty cool guy. I might have to go to the dentist soon.
>>570780871Just do what I do whenever I get a toothache, ignore the problem until it either eventually goes away or I get used to the pain
>maybe 5 posters>90 percent of the thread is faggotryTypical
>>570781609
>>570782074g'night
>>570781523In my experience, the problem never goes away and it just keeps getting worse. I was ignoring a broken tooth for years, hoping it'll go away, until it had gotten so bad, it had to be removed. My dentist called me an idiot for ignoring the problem, because it was an easy fix and would've spared me a lot of pain.
>>570782496every time I got a toothache I just brushed my teeth a little harder for a few days and it always went away. Maybe I'm just lucky, or very stupid, or bothBut yeah you should probably go to the dentist
>>570782074night BBFriend
>>570781609And you're contributing to it.
Oi
I wake up and we're on page 10
Fackin hellWhere are all the eurofags at
>>570799968OI
>>570780283>>570780716>>570781234One of the major pros of Robert being in a relationship with Chad is that he won’t be balding early.
Women are naturally less stressful to deal with than men. Any stress existing in a gay relationship is entirely the pairs own doing or fault (competitive male-vs-male behaviours and being promiscuous and such), or a consequence of their pairing being seen as a negative one (le homophobia) and/or they have ZERO survival instinct (“let’s hold hands in the open in Russia haha what could go wrong haha”) and that’s just a fact.
>>570822787That’s assuming they are masc for masc not queer for queer
>>570823121This is true. Some sassy fruity catty types are indistinguishable from women in the brain.
>>570822787Idk every time I look at this woman my cortisol level takes a dip
>>570822787I don’t know, it seems like every hetero couple I came across, grew up around, or lived with had some tension and stress laden within their relationships.
>>570512795>>570512961Phenomaman wanted nothing to do with Mandy and that's why he lost her, nerds
>>570827525More for Robert
Why do so many of you care if "bbjeet" is posting here or not? There's already a Blazer poster doing all the work for me.Are you guys really that bored?
>>570828359yeswe miss making fun of you
>>570775486I wish Los Angeles was real bros>>570828463The only fag that admitted to having any sexual encounters in this general said he sucked dick. Trust me anon, whatever fun you think you're making out of me, I'm having 10 times the fun.
>>570721383Dude stop blowing my coverYou really think YOU came up with "bbjeet"?
>>570827161You just haven’t seen what goes on behind closed doors. Gays ALWAYS fight.
>>570801170CUTE angry BlazerCUTE
>>570830037Gay men: fight then have makeup sexLesbians: fight then break up
>>570659986>wahhhh no Pride???>wahhhh no Juneteenth??LMFAO!
>>570830442Hi bbjeet.
>/SDN/ will be alive again>But only because BBjeet starts posting again
>>570828745that just means no one besides you and fujo is retarded enough to share their sexual encounters on a mongolian basket weaving forum
>>570831191What's wrong, I thought that was all written by ChatGPT? Right?
>>570830442Being in a healthy relationship with Mandy counts as therapy
>>570831524Fact
>What's wrong, I thought that was all written by ChatGPT? Right?kek. i still don't know if this is the highest form of trolling or if this man is really so unaware of why exactly is he so funny
I am so gay for Blazer
>nooo his posts were fake he made it all up with ChatGPT, he's lying about being a White guy and he's secretly an Indian>nooo his stories actually are all true and he's White but having sex with Courtney/Mandy is actually cringe>nooo he's secretly the Niggerman himself and is undermining the gay/brown agenda during the month of June in BBC interviews
we're so back
I've never told a single lie in this generalI am Niggerman
>>570832336Same (I am male)
Holy shit... the Jeet IS actually Niggerman>boasts about his sexual exploits>bashes the homos>wants you to fuck his wife
Hey watch the file limit boys.
>>570833821It all makes sense now
>>570834294we're not that close to image limit
>>570834551yeah but at the rate we're going, we might be.
Men are naturally less stressful to deal with than women. Any stress existing in a straight relationship is entirely the pairs own doing or fault (competitive male-vs-female behaviours and being promiscuous and such), or a consequence of their pairing being seen as a negative one (le tradition) and/or they have ZERO survival instinct (“let’s hold hands in the open in the South as an interracial couple haha what could go wrong haha”) and that’s just a fact.
>>570835024Thankfully there's a great way to work off all that stress
Where have all the visifrends gone
>>570841043Ded :<
>>570841408>All succumbed to the drinkIt was bound to happen eventually
>>570841043Visifriends are the most oppressed minority group
>>570843161How the tables have turned...
>>570841043right here good evening. i may be gone for some time though depending on how things turn out because i might unironically lose my fucking leg. i should have listened to you bros i should have fucking listened and have that leg wound checked. better yet tell the docs about it when i had the chance at the hospital. i didn't do shit it's been a month and it didn't heal at all and now it got infected from what i can both see and smell. hope it's not too late i kinda need it for walking. jesus im dumb sometimes
Eating apple pie and vanilla ice cream off Flambae’s hot abs
>>570843793Bro
>>570843793Don't worry about it. You're not going to lose your leg. But your skin and muscles around the wound will continue to rot until your bone is exposed after which it will spread around your leg and then once it hits the blood vessels, then you'll have to worry about losing it. My mom's been walking with that wound for around 2 years now. It's a mess... complete and utter mess. It smells like a corpse and there's no skin left around it, only exposed flesh, bone and muscle. Treat it now while you have the time.
>>570843793……
>>570843793
>>570845220>My mom's been walking with that wound for around 2 years now. It's a mess... complete and utter mess. It smells like a corpse and there's no skin left around it, only exposed flesh, bone and muscle. jesus christ. that sounds bad. yeah im gonna see a doc tomorrow i don't want to fucking rot alive.
The raped
>>570843793>>570846213This is what happens when you start OnlyUseMeBlade-maxxinghttps://youtu.be/iQ8kAThrkew?is=ZZsUY2K6Pair6fhm
>>570846213And cut down on alcohol. Your blood is most likely not circulating properly to your legs.
>>570846756You’re talking to a guy who started drinking hand sanitizer when he ran out of cash
You fuckers need therapy
>>570850051Therapy is for Californians
>>570846940Doesn't mean that he's incapable of change. I believe in him, if he's capable of recognizing the severity of his situation then he at least deserves some faith in him.I believe in him. He'll get through this.
>>570850208That's itYou're going to California
>>570851662NOOOOOOO!
Why is Robert like this?https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
>>570852381I'M COMING ROBERT SAVE YOUR VIRGINITY FOR MARRIAGE
>>570864516^MmmmMmmmMmmmMMMMmmm*
>>570868452^MmmmMmmmMmmmMMMMmmm*
>>570868673Shit Robert says when smothered under Mandy's fat ass
Our boy Tacticul, the resident writefag, just dropped new peak.https://archiveofourown.org/works/86809057
Would Courtney play Bloodborne
>>570873116>tfw you confess your feelings to your crush and kiss him>he doesn't kiss back>he leans out>mfw I can taste his gf's pussy juice on his lips
>>570873116wasn't sure how this one would be received because it's pretty cruel to visi fansAlso I still haven't forgotten about your request hopium, or yours fujo anon
Does anyone know if you can romance and kiss Courtney and still get Vilainvisi ending?
>>570874026A little gas to the flame has never hurt anyone before.
>>570874026No worries but thanks for informing!
>>570874085yes but you'd have to be pretty shit at the game to get thatIt's like being so bad at your job that you give Courtney everything she wants and she still says "nah I'm good"
Oh no TWAU bros...
>>570874484We had an anon who did the absolute worst playthrough where he intentionally failed calls, we should've asked who he romanced and how it ended.
>>570873773yes but she's a rager and calls the tv racial slurs
>>570876101why are visikeks dying out so rapidly
>>570876438They did not trust in the plan...
>>570876101Somehow the Fujos are the most stable posters.
>>570874532miss me yet?
>>570841043I'm here just waiting for my dentist appointment.>>570843793Jeez man
>>570876101I hope the Malevolaposter makes it to S2. In a weird way I got attached to that little nigga.
>>570877264Negromench reposted this a week ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpC5u5TDOVUMight be something interesting.
Name their team
>>570878962Z4
>>5708789624CKUPS.
>>570880247>Robert's character progression after Mandy divorces him and takes Beef with her.
>>570880498got caught up in the passion and married the hot blonde supermodel, now his life's all fucked up
>>570880420He's unironically huffing his own brain farts
https://youtu.be/vpC5u5TDOVU?t=1837 HE SAID THE THING!
>>570881042Not to be rude but Nick seems so dejected all the time from what I've seen in interviews. I guess that's just the stress from working in the industry. Combined with his imposter syndrome he faces as he describes here.
>>570881498If Niggerman wasn't autistic about having his way we would've had Dispatch in Rick and Morty artstyle... Imagine the horror.
>>570881795[[[Basedlem]]]
>>570881989>If Niggerman wasn't autistic about having his way we would've had Dispatch in Rick and Morty artstyle...Thank goodness that didn't pan out. It does seem like he and the team had some refreshing ideas and were willing to challenge themselves in trying something different within the current pipeline. Mind you, there are some ideas that Nick had that wouldn't have been ideal had they made it in the game. AKA Winter.
>>570883113I unironically want Winter in S2 just to see him get punched by Visi for trying to flirt with her or Mandy filing an HR complaint on him after kicking his balls. The possibilities for comedic scenarios are endless.
>>570883441That is very true. Though I'm not sure if the writers would see it that way. I just hope he isn't introduced as a means of creating mellow drama. Like how it was in TWD season 3 and it's forced love triangle between Javi, David, and Kate. Or the constant retread of a love triangle seen in X-Men like with Jean, Scott, and Logan.I'm sure they got the message enough as it was with the misdirection they did with Phenomaman. Still something I'm wary of at least. Either way I am curious to see Winter in action.
>>570881042He even talked about the 4chan leak. I guess that is to be figured. I wonder how that breach even occurred? Why have the video files in the game in episode not published? Either way it thankfully didn't impact the game significantly.
>Blonde RazerI can't get her out of my head... I understand now how Visikeks felt, all they had to do was make her a hwite woman.
>>570886904more like blonde bitch lmao
>>570881042I WAAAAAANT YOOOOOOUTO FEEL THE WAAAAAY I DOOOOO
>>570886904>"You make a single mistake and then your face is plastered all over the news. And then you have people yelling "Look out it's that crazy blonde bitch!". Invisigal's lucky, she can just turn invisible and Phenomaman? He could just fly off to space, find a new planet where no one knows who he is or what did. I wish I could just disappear"
>>570887721>a fucking bird
>>570886816desu they spoiled their game a month in advance with the steam achievement descriptions.
>>570887863True but it is surprising nonetheless that it didn't kill hype. From what I remember it brought more people together talking about it on /v/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbfHp_0yuP0
>>570886904>is even more openly racist due to not having to maintain an image>in ep3 only sabotages Coupe and Prism for being black and Flambae for being an immigrant>the big reveal in EP8 is not Shroud implants, but her Nazi tattoos>takes Robert to watch American History X, but only for scenes before the prison>is even more hostile to Chase than Visi>drops the N bomb during the party>Chase gets hospitalized after fuming and seething so much that he suffers an aneurism
>>570888151I wonder how many people would have just brushed Dispatch off as more capeshit slop if it wasn't for the romances
>>570888151Another Chud essay has hit /SDN/
>>570888578It would have been a large margin for sure. While you can get through the game without getting with either. And the plot does focus on the day to day as Robert tries to fix his team of misfits. I think most of us can admit that Dispatch is at it's heart a love story. That's what people remember it for the most. To the lot of us at /SDN/ to the Redditors on r/Dispatchadhoc. The waifus and shipping culture surrounding it keep the conversation going.
s-sniffle
>>570886816Niggerman basically confirms that he was lurking /v/ all day looking for leaks.
>>570890117Genuinely makes me wonder if he and the rest of the team takes a peek at this general.
>>570890196Surely the Niggerman will reward us for our persistence if we hit #100.
>>570892280I wish we could've gotten 3 and 4 in the game.
>>570892280Thank goodness they didn't go with electric powers this time around.
