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Previous Thread: >>570641726
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>>570940867
BOBOIES
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this mod has surprisingly great unit variety, well, at least for gondor, lots of spearmanii and swordmanii variants and sub-variants
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Glottkin soon, friends!
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Sorry for missing the last thread, friends.
Thanquol soon, friends!
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>>570940867
my wives
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>>570940867
they would be more beautiful if they were all female rat women
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Will there be allied recruitment in Totaler Krieg 40K?
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total orc death
(the AI let my archers do whatever)
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>>570941624
Limited auxiliary recruitment will be a special feature of the various imperial subfactions. No allied recruitment for anyone else.
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is Miao Ying single?
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holy shit, they're coming back
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>THINK OF THE HARVEST! THE SKULLS!
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Fact:
During the Battle of Pelennor Fields, you can see Gimli counting kills even though he clearly doesn't kill anyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=000YmEBPMZQ&t=52
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I got so insanely lucky that these retards decided to war the corsair retards of the same culture
this campaign might just be doable
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Glorious Empire!
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such a common sight in sieges like this in rome/attila lol
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>>570944006
Thrones of Britannia was the same deal. It was awesome if you had the weight to keep the arrow tower up.
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they ask every single turn
JUST MAKE PEACE WITH THEM MAN
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>>570944687
>Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?
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>>570944687
genuinely every turn its getting sad
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>>570945098
>>570944687
You swore an oath Chud answer it
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>>570943742
Why red ?
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>>570942295
She belongs to the stables
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why can clan skryre have a nuke and chaos dwarfs cant?
haha me make political joke epic epic upboat pls
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I'm gettint into warhammer and I'm curious. Which unit size is the game balanced around? Do I get more benefits if I use 16 rat ogres instead of 8?
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>>570945691
its prob balanced around large but if ur PC can handle it its anti-fun to not go for ultra, more units = more fun
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>>570945691
>balance
Fuck balance. Fantasy = more units
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>>570945331
Red goes fastah!
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>>570945691
Ultra
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>>570945691
Game balanced around the biggest unit size. This is the one which is for PvP. When you lower it, game balance would become retarded. Example: flanc units would die before doing they job, arti would be too powerful, etc
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>>570945691
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>>570946957
That was for wh2
Wh3 is balanced for ultra
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>>570945654
>She belongs to the Royal Altdorf Zoo
FTFY
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Still can't believe they didn't pander to phalanxfags
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>Realize I dont have my Dark Elf campaign achievement yet
>"I'll take my birthright"
>Mommy, N'kari, and Be'lekor have their chaos filth all over Ulthuan by the time I get there
>Remember this is what made me quit last time.
I dont care if she's strength rank 3. I don't care if shes my only ally in the region. Im gonna kill her.
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damn they pissed their pants
this mod is genuinely a lot of fun, hope they keep developing it
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rohan is officially BACK
feels good that my efforts paid off fought my ass off with no replenishment
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>>570950971
nevermind
it might be over yet again
PLEASE MAN JUST SUE FOR PEACE WITH THE TRIBESMEN ITS ENOUGH
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>edgy contrarian posts dozens of screens of an outdated and clearly inferior game to WH3 just to get on people's nerves
many such cases!
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>oh nyo, pwease don't campaignpost bwo
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>>570951738
i play WH3 too tho
but last I checked can't play as Gondor in it...
why seek variety only with other races when you can play the other games too
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>>570951738
campaign posting is cherished here faggot
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>>570950971
Rohirrim bros... the king is back
>>570951738
Silence Wormtongue, every trve total war enjoyer loves lotr.
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Yknow I notice allies are way more dependable in Attila than in WH, they also actually follow war target orders immediately
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Can you fucking chill
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>>570954061
>khornate
>chill
No, don't think so.
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>>570953356
I don't usually go for allies because AI is strength rank 3 and then becomes autistically stupid once you ally them. I'm talking Allarielle throwing 3 full stacks against slaanesh and their norse vassal in the north while still having 2 settlements occupied by them in ulthuan and having pointed towards said settlements for 5 turns straight by me
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>>570954061
That Khorne cult building that gives 200% more post battle loot is pretty decent. I should try to use it early game.
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>>570955695
didn't mean to (you) you>>570954061
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>>570955695
Sir, you have more money that the Burgmeister of Marienburg.
Khorne is supposed to be a wrathful god... not a greedy one.
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Miao Ying footjobs
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>>570956135
Yeah turns out sacking all of Cathay can be pretty profitable.
I'm also too lazy to recruit new armies since my frontline is now in Sylvania whilst my recruiting provinces are back in the darklands.
I'm relying on 6 lords and dozens of blood hosts at this point.
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>Foot knights
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Any reason to play Mannfred over Vlad/Isabella?
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Ratfags look out
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>>570953356
WH AI gets lobomizes more and more the more you get friendly with them
Its a stupid ass system that CA never bothered changing since wh1
All other tw games dont suffer from this retardation
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>>570946560
Wtf since when are they that tall
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>>570956490
Different starting position and he is unironically a stronger lord. Also books.
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>>570957409
lobotomized*
wtf
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>>570956490
He has actual campaign mechanics with his books of nagash, Vlad'a campaign is very barebones.
He also has an actual dragon mount to look cool on.
Up to you if that is enough to cope with being a bald little weirdo.
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>>570956431
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>>570957409
Why tho, anti snowball thing so the AI doesn't take over stuff instead of u? I assume
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>>570958035
I look like this irl
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so what's the deal with the fuckin bug where the AI just masses armies around one settlement

>>570958704
prove it
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>>570956490
He surpassed Nagash and dabs on these jobbers
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>>570958704
You fuck ungors
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>>570958704
What anon looks like irl (see pic).
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Most fun greenskins campaign that also makes trolls not awful?
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>>570959101
My boobs are bigger :3
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>>570959982
Mine too
And I'm a hairy man
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>>570960113
>>570959982
please don't do this again
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>>570959697
Gorbad or Skarsnik.
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>>570960113
Ogres, M'lord.
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Speaking of flat
Miao Ying looks like THIS?
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Which LLs would spam RIGGED and REFBALL on /sp/ when something doesn't go their way while watching Divegrass Cup
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>>570962207
me in the back
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>>570962428
>if something doesn't go my way it's a conspiracy
This is literally the Skaven way of thinking in WH, so all Skaven LLs
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>>570962207
amazing how even with all that makeup she's still so ugly
china superpower by 2027
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>>570962727
>skaven losing their minds at the ref
>karl grimacing that he agrees with the rats
funny
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>>570962207
post more lewds
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>>570959982
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>>570962428
Refball is a real thing that happens tho
There are clearly many times where refs are biased and make game altering calls

Total War
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>>570942295
Yes, for the moment (all the cavalry has gone on a mission with all the horses).
>>570956354
>>570962984
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>>570964330
>>570962207
she is clearly lower caste shang
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>>570964330
not very lewd...
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>>570965650
NTA not home so I don't have my Rae lim lewds
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>>570965884
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>>570965884
ugleh feet
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>>570966597
veiny yet dainty feet are the best tho
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>>570965884
>>570966162
much lewder thank you
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>turn 88
>tiktaq'to is alive
fascinating.
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>>570965650
?
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>>570967756
Any campaign where he smokes Wurzag is a good one because it's one less Waaagh spam faction I need to deal with.
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Everbody wants the Nagash pack. Nobody cars about anything else CA is doing. We're bored of waiting.
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>>570967756
He gives a campaign movement trait if you defeat him.
Also has an affinity for dropping rocks on Greater Daemons.
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Neferata defeat trait: Enemy hero action success chance -10%
Boris Todbringer defeat trait: Lord causes fear whilst fighting Beastmen
Nagash defeat trait: Immune to Psychology whilst fighting Undead (Lord's army)
Thanquol defeat trait: Winds of Magic reserves +5 (Lord's army)
Glottkin defeat trait: Lord is Immune to Contact Effects
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>>570969680
I car about 40k but some news about Nagash wouldn't hurt anyone.
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>>570970315
have you intentionally come up with the worst possible traits
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>>570971142
He works for CA actually
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does anyone actually use the steal research hero action?
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>>570978879
i use it a lot as vamps when i have a bunch of necromancers on the map
it gives a big research boost
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yea, dwarf campaign is practically over at this point. my 1 casualty was because my troll hammer gyros shot into the back of my brimstone
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>>570978879
Yeah as vamps I do it since it's easy to spam necromancers. I wish Khorne had it. Takes forever to get through the factions tech tree. For some reason Skarr Bloodwrath is the only Khorne hero who can steal tech which makes no sense considering his lore. But I'd rather have him fighting in one of my armies.
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should today be a drinking day
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I've never seen the AI do this with my allied unit cap unlocker...
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Hey niggers, whats the fucking website where I can go get the uhhhh files for tw3's dlc? cs something?
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I have detected an Undercity and you won't believe what city it was under.
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>>570982678
skavenblight
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>>570981047
I guess it won't be
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>>570982485
Fuck you trash ass niggers, I found out myself how to pirate this shit. No wonder this is the worst fucking general on this board you guys are all niggers
40K is going to be a dogshit game and you guys eat shit for a living
Kill your fucking selves
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What LL is weakest to anal?
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>>570982485
>>570986173
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Show your Dino army!
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>>570981672
Somebody posted a Blood Bowl image about Katarin sleeping with a member and that motivating all the young men to join to try and get into her pants.
Now the Dwarfs are trying their hand at her panties.
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Aren’t we supposed to get some kinda campaign ai patch soon?
Or did they hope we’d forget about it?
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You fags keep saying how you are waiting for X, then when X comes out you niggers talk about it for 2 days before going
>okay, next dlc when?
You all dont like this game, you are just addicted to waiting for dlcs like its some dopamine rush
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>>570986173
why are you so angry my friend
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>>570991205
It’s true. Well, mostly true.
But also after like 3000 hours, there is a level of deep-set fatigue that only new content can scratch.
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>>570991707
Yet there are people who unironically think this game could keep getting updates for 10 years when fags cant play for more than 10 hours of a new campaign before getting bored
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>start skull taker campaign
>cool first few turns
>interesting mechanic, hopefully helps with the campaign goals
>check campaign goals
>"sack and get some settlements, use your mechanic"
That's it!? No faction, faction leaders or rival killing? Just do whatever?
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>>570991205
Wrong
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>>570986173
>>570982485
I went through a lot of hoops myself to get this game working with a crack but I had to reinstall my OS and it was on sale when I did so I just creamed it instead. Now worth the hassle for 12 bucks
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>>570991205
No? Nobody is saying this?
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>>570988171
Either the biggest or the smallest LL so Kholek or Tamurkhan(maggot).
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>>570994420
>>570969680
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>>570991205
trvke
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>>570995906
That's the thread's pet schizo, ignore anything he says.
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>>570991205
And ?
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wrapping up my katarin campaign, who should I play next
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does anybody have a link to that map that shows all the landmark locations
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>>570999484
Gorbad.
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>>571000225
can I get a second suggestion
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>>571000602
Gor-Rok.
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>>571000750
ok
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This fight looks like a pain in the ass.
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>>571001467
Good luck, both of those armies will attack at once.
>>570999782
this one?
https://twdb.io/warhammer3/maps/immortal-empires/#view=2880.00/2240.00/4.94
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>>571000750
>>571000846
ok I took over my starting province, who do I kill now
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>>571001467
>that unit comp
>didn't rush halberdiers or knights
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>>571001589
kill the rat asap, and watch out for skulltaker
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>>571001689
It's terrible. I know. I wanted to see how far I could get with a hodgepodge of slop- not very far.
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>>571001816
The next time you hear a little Skaven whisper advice about unit builds, don't listen to him.
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>>571001707
holy fuck skrolk starts right next to me
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>>571001816
>>571001467
What's even worse about this is there is no synergy. A strong frontline plus war wagons is good because war wagons can shoot over the frontline's head. But without a frontline, the war wagons are venerable and there's really no advantage to them unless you want to use them as flanking chariots (but pistoliers would be way better).
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>>571002280
oh my god skulltaker too
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>>571001467
what the fuck is that army lmao
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>>571003046
>>571002280
kek, how is it?
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>>571003046
Have fun bro
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>>571003198
well I've won all my autoresolves against skrolk so far, haven't seen the man (rat) himself yet though

I'm sure skulltaker will pounce on me at the most inconvenient time
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>>571003471
just don't forget to invest in Lord Kroak's spells, he's literally a gamechanger.
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>>571002751
>but pistoliers would be way better).
I know this now. Warhounds pretty much kick the whole concept of flanking with War Wagons out the window. I did a big ole pistolier meme stack years ago in my only other Empire run, but as Gelt. I miss that giant rolling ball of bullets.
>>571003147
I got impatient and slapped a bunch of shit together. A ratty looking man told me I'd be fine.
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>>571003608
this ain't my first rodeo champ

although it is my first time playing gor-rok in wh3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTYnzLbHUHA
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TIME TO DIE, RATS
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>>571005005
didn't watch it but picrel
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>>571008547
You can do so much better.
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>>571006160
turn 29, just wiped out pestilens, tehen is somehow holding rakarth back

either skulltaker or harkon will be the next enemy, depending on which one declares war first
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Is it possible to stack 200 armor on normal units in the campaign? I think I've only gotten to 150-160 armor I think
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beastman rape posting will never not be funny to me
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>>570966162
Why are Asian men so much hotter than their women
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>>571010367
I just wish he wouldn't lower his standards.
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>>571010172
bastiladons and steam tanks have the highest base armour

go from there
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>>571010630
Anon... raa roo
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>>571002751
What are you talking about? War wagons don't need a frontline, they have fire while moving, just walk away from the enemy and they'll keep shooting
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>>570941624
I hope so. Space Marines and Chaos Space Marines unite!
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>>571010652
With my maths I can only get up to 190, but maybe there are buffs I missed. Then again I suppose it doesn't really matter
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>>571010172
bretonnia has that building that gives an armour buff factionwide
i remember having 250 armour peasants one time
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>>571010172
You can get 200 on bretonnian units, you'd just need dozens of armory buildings to get there
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>>571016007
>>571016019
Armoury, +2 armor for all units? You'd need a shitton of them? Still, might be fun as a meme campaign
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>>571016007
>>571016019
Do note that Armoury can only be built in major cities and gives +2 armor. So to hit that 200 armor for Men at Arms you need 75 provincial capitals at t4.
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how many provincial capitals are in the game?
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>>571016920
214
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I'm sobering up
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I randomly found this in my screenshot folder from like 3 years ago
I like it
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>>571018001
I literally look like like the guy on the left
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>>571018024
pics
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>>570941071
Easier to do that for Gondor with all the fiefdoms and more descriptions of Gondor's armies you get in the books.
Still
>movie aesthehthics and plate armor
We will never get early medieval book style Lotr kino...
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>>571018094
The movie style for Gondor at least is kino, stop bitching. A more Anglo-Saxon early medieval appearance would fit better for Silmarillion stuff anyways imo.
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>Golgfag got his name after an… 'incident' over gold with a human Paymaster who briefly served the company
What did he do to the poor guy?
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>>571021632
Man eating.
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>>571021632
He ate him. Because he's called the Maneater.
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>>571021632
He gave him the ultra secret ogre special sloppy toppy
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>>571021632
https://youtu.be/OG4ZjROEL4c?si=r0enVZgUJgnDD30A&t=44
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Do vampire counts have any wallbreaker units?
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>>571024314
Pretty sure all their big monsters and monstruous mounts have the trait
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>>571024549
He asked wallbreaker not siege attacker, and no they haven't.
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expedition 2.0 to try and save Rohan..
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so the point of a nurgle army is to just make the fight last half an hour
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>>571027063
you just melt em w plaguebearers wdym
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>>571027117
i cant afford those yet plus i dont like demon units i like guys in armor
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>>571027063
Factoring in Cloud of Flies, Plaguebearers are basically slightly more defensive Saurus Warriors (2 less MA and 4 WS, but 7 more MD). They are pretty killy as low-tier frontline. Later on you get Plague Ogres, Rot Knights, Soul Grinders and whatnot. Plague Boil deletes blobs. Pure 100% skill issue.
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>>571027461
Nigga they are 35gpt more than halberdiers, a cheap anti-large chaff from Empire. You can afford them.
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>>571027063
U aren't using the right units, my friend. Nurgle has the best Cav, the best Heroes and best infantry in the game. And their magic is only surpasses by Tzeentch.
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oh these kinda units have unit caps, so most of your other armies will still be mostly militia dudes, that's cool
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>>571027883
>best Cav
Agreed
>best Heroes
Vampire Counts
>best infantry
Khorne
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>>571028025
Yeah, right.. vamps got bett.. no, man. When I play Nurgle I run like 6-8 of these, no other units. Just lord an 6-8 exalted of nurgle and they shred 4 20s with ease. The vamps can't do that.
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>>571028140
How do you find that kind of "gameplay" fun?
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>>571028226
I love shonen and isekai. An absolute powertrip is exactly what gets me going. Being a faggot weakling bores me.
So all my Nurgle armies are 6-8 heroes on rot beasts and a mage I guess.. on a rot beast.. they slaughter, they have mortis engines, they heal each other, debuff endlessly...
It's piss easy...
It's amazing.
Tho I guess I run 19 chosen stacks too to auto resolve easy shit.
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Yikes
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>are we the baddies?
moment
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>>571028371
The game's engine isn't built for single entity units, anything involving them is pure indian spaghetti code clunk and you have to wait ages or fast forward to win when you try to fight lots of dudes w em and they body block it all to shit
having an army of nothing but those guys, bleh
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>>571028680
That definitely feels like it should be orc factions only lol
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>>571029302
it is mordor, but this army was mostly sandniggas
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What faction has the most animals/beasts?
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>>571029390
We have a roadmap
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>>571028907
Welcome, tourist.
Are you from the hist total war general on the other board?
Those hero armies slay faster than 19 sisters of avelorn.
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>>571029372
okay not mostly just the cav

>>571029390
beastmen are all beasts :)
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I'll attempt loading it.. but I expect a crash..
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>>571029502
>Those hero armies slay faster than 19 sisters of avelorn
Maybe if you start spamming clunky debuff spells and other assorted wargear bullshit that overwhelms the games spaghetti code (further proving it's not designed with single entity cheese bullshit in mind)
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Fuck.. this wasn't my nurgle campaign with the hero stacks..
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And this was a Khorne run.. well whatever..

>>571029723
You are simply retarded. Nurgle gets mortis engine baseline. With one item, that drops a shitload, you get a 2nd, stacking mortis engine. And your lord is an immortal melee spell caster.
Your heores on rotknights have SPLASH CHARGE ATTACKS. They can take out an entire infantry unit on charge.
Once you get bogged down, you clumb, spam spells, everything dies..
And you are immortal cause infinite debuffs for them, infinite buffs for you even without items. And you have AOE heals that cost no mana.
I mean dude.. is this really so hard for you?
Unkillable heroes that MAUL.. combined with AOE magic and mortis engine and heals..
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>>571030264
>spam spells
Wow such engaging Total War gameplay to spam clunky buttons that do some lame particle effect and it breaks the AI
clap clap clap
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>>571030410
Oh, so you actually are a tourist from the hist total war threads..
Lemme go tell em to tard wrangle you back.
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>>571030486
Nope no idea what thread you're talking about I'm just saying that's not real gameplay you're bug abusing and letting the game play itself with bolted on mechanics through spaghetti code
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>>571030661
>is in the game
>use it
>REEEEEEEE MAGIC IS A BUG
mhm..
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Keep starting and ditching campaigns.
Think I need to take a break until the next patch or even end times.
I keep denying that I’m just thoroughly burnt out on total warhammer after 2000+ hours.
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Hey passfag you are officially avatarfagging when I've seen you post the same fucking image five times within a month. Not every post needs your shitty anime images attatched.
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>>571030852
Same happened to me and I tried Radious and SFO to shake things up. SFO is good but radious is just bloat.
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attila bros, is there any downside to first sacking then razing? because you literally get more money by sacking then razing the very next turn and i don't see the downside, either way after razing you're out of movement
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>>571031084
Not really, it's the same as it is in Warhammer
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>>571031149
i see
never get tired of this raze animation
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O FUCK sauron himself
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>>571029390
You mean by variety? Or do you mean spammable and good beast units? Do beasts with riders count?
Rakarth and Drycha have a lot of forest animal units that are somewhat good, lizardmen have a lot of diferent dinos, khorne has hounds and gorillas(?)
Other factions also have stuff ranging from okay to meme idk what you're looking for
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>>571030410
>clunky buttons
>>571029723
Clunky debuff spells
>>571028907
>code clunk

Clunky Anon. You're a Clunky Anon
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>>571031078
I've read that same thread at least a thousand times over the last 10 years on here.. and even bitching about mass reporting me for avatarfag.. yet it never happened..
So... good luck, anon. May the Chaos Gods be with you.
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>>571031496
>admits to being an avatarfagging attention whore for TEN FUCKING YEARS
Grim
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>>571028025
Why do so many people glaze Vampire heroes? You got
>Shitty melee hero with low damage
>Ethereal hero that dies to a stiff breeze if enemy has magical attacks and gets dumpstered by anything large or with large numbers (99% of enemies) because he either gets knocked down or chipped to death due to shitty MD
>Mage hybrid on Hellsteed that struggles to beat pretty much any flying SEM besides Manticores because lol no ap
>A buff cart
Their heroes are middling as fuck. The only "good" one is buff cart in the sense that now your mage isnt just sitting around.
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I'm not reporting shit, they're not going to ban you because you give them your cuck bucks from your tugboat. I'm telling you that you should be ashamed of your terrible posting habits.
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>>571031556
>Why do so many people glaze Vampire heroes?
It's an abandonware faction, slightly decent heroes are literally all they have.
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>>571031626
for grand cathay
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>>571031556
Which vampire unit would be stronger than a hero in a vampire army then?
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Raise Dead is busted overpowered, you can win a fuckload of battles with it.
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>>571016007
>i remember having 250 armour peasants one time
lmao
I think the highest I ever achieved was in a Repanse campaign and my men-at-arms had around 110-120 or something like that.
How do 250 armour peasant mobs do against higher tier units from other races?
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>>571031626
>average american voter
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>>571031556
The buff cart has pretty good buffs, on a very good lore, meatshield summons, good traits and can increase their capacity from a tier 3 settlement in the fucking growth chain buildings
Necroboy is still the best support hero in the game
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>>571032084
wait till you learn about lore of tzeentch
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this poor army... but even if you fortify in non-friendly territory you don't replenish
really makes you try to salvage each and every unit until you make it to a friendly spot
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>>571018094
>movie aesthehthics and plate armor
>We will never get early medieval book style Lotr kino...
Glad someone else is annoyed about this.
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>>571032189
What
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>>571032395
Wish tzeentch had a good campaign, Vilitch is boring, Kairos is a ballbuster, the other one is dogshit.
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>>571032953
Just get the change start pos mod and make it fun.
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got the final armor upgrade for these guys
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>>571033197
Funny seeing that fancy armor.. knowing they'd job to T1 HE archers.
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>>571033320
y'know the white tree of gondor symbol they use symbolizes bro tier status between humans and elves
ones in warhammer are way more asshole-y towards humans...
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chad is facing sauron himself
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>>571033580
I have no idea what the fuck a gondor is, my man.
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>>571033976
he's dead lmao
they got shredder from temu as a leader now

>>571034404
you haven't seen the LOTR trilogy?
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>>571034451
No, I have never watched a single movie of that. All I ever watched was some goblin movie where they killed smaug with a ballistae.
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>>571034574
I have literally never seen you post anything remotely on-topic in these threads. Why are you here?
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>>571034574
you should watch a movie a day some weekend... best use of a weekend ever maybe, kino classics
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>>571034670
Sorry but that won't happen.. for many reasons.
1st, I swore all live action off for good. I only rewatch jurassic park.
2nd, I hate the movie format, it's horrible
3rd, pathetic weakling cuck characters drive me insanely mad and that hobbit loser that carries that ring is in lots of memes and always a pathetic loser

I have some LOTR magic cards so I know a tiny bit I guess..
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>>571034902
the hobbits are the exact opposite of pathetic losers though
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I refuse to fall for it.
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>>571034902
This is some profound autism
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>>571035001
Oh yeah? I've seen them cry and bitch like little cucks in memes. I've never seen them win an epic battle in memes.
Know what I have seen?
SKARBRAND TEARING SKIN FROM FLESH AND FLESH FROM BONE AND BONE FROM MARROW
IN THE NAME OF KHORNE
So like.. I'll play more Skarbrand instead of watching your cuck porn movies.
Or maybe some more isekais...
>>571035017
I do have that.
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>>571035172
There is no way you have a job in real life.
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>>571035275
been employed for 5 years.
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>>571035172
real manhood isn't screaming and yelling and acting macho, its charging headfirst into danger and overcoming odds for selfless goals, like saving your homeland and those that you care about that the hobbits did, that's why they have real strength and khornelings would seethe rage n implode tantrum style if you touch on their insecurities, its one of the cruel ironies of chaos
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>>571035345
>saving the pussies
>protecting the pussies
..what's next, changing their diapers?
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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>>571035345
this reminds me of this scene absolutely almost tear up every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9VWhHJaSjA
the hobbits are CHADS
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>>571035172
>greatest white European fantasy series of all time
>immediately starts thinking about cuck porn
You are fucked in the head and it's frankly sad that I have to share these threads with subhumans like you.
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KHORNE DOES NOT CARE WHERE THE BLOOD SPILLS FROM
KILL YOUR OWN KIND
SPILL BLOOD
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>>571035318
Do you act like a pathetic annoying faggot there too?
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>>571035519
It's about a tiny person who carries a wedding ring to his gay lover...
shit is retarded man
>>571035553
Ofc, why wouldn't I? I work at night, outside, no people anywhere. Sometimes I feed foxes.
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MIDGET THO
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>>571035689
>>571035778
nigga just watch it, I guarantee it's a better use of time than any khorne campaign past the first one
now that nigga is lame, genuinely the lamest chaos god baka ong fr
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>>571035943
You tell a great Khorne fan that the god is lame and try to make him watch whatever else, huh...
Nice try, Slaanesh. Not watching that midget porn.
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cute
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>>571036050
that hot anime girl doesn't change his lameness
>his whole thing is just anger and hate
>modeled after the most generic idea of a red horned devil ever
>no schemes, no orgies, no release from pain (genuinely good motivations for their respective fallen)
he's like the DEI chaos god, there because he has to be
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cheeky fucks
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>>571036452
they're like ants
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>>571036282
I think he's cool. What I don't think is cool is movies. I find movie format trash, live actors cringe and the whole lotr stuff from what I know very boring.
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>>571036682
movie format is great compared to show format though? almost every single anime or TV show out there suffers pacing issues, movies rarely do, when they do its rushed, but rushed is kinda better than dragged out with filler, and it's not as common of a pacing issue as shows/anime, of course doesn't apply to most 12-24 episode stuff, but anything more than that usually yeah, movies allow you to consume more of a story more quickly, nothing wrong w that
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>>571036936
Nigga this dude said he likes isekais, we already know he has shit taste.
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>>571036936
I like watching an episode or 2 a day before bed. Movies are too long. When I wanna binge shit, like an entire season of animu, I can sit all day in bed. Movies are too short for that. When I'm with the mates watching, I wanna get up every 30mins and get a cig or new beer or take a piss. Movies don't have breaks.
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>>571037094
they do have brakes* though, its called the pause button, but suite yourself, if you ever wanna train yourself on being able to sit during movies LOTR is a good choice because directors cut each movie is like 4 hours long, just don't use your phone even a little and soak in the atmosphere instead

>>571037049
isekais are literally the most slop genre ever known to anime desu, thank god the best medieval show these days like frieren are not isekais, it fucks up the world building the main chars are always so annoying
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>>571037558
I used to like movies but ever since the last avengers movie I gave up all movies and real actors forever. That shit gave me PTSD.
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Was going to ask this sperg to get a trip so I can filter him, thankfully I have XT installed so I can set it to filter kikes (pass users).
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>>571037720
Good luck with that.
I'm always Cathay posting, and while at work without my pass..
And the pass icon is an opt in anyway.
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orcs alone wasn't enough the sandnigs have arrived to osgilliath fuck
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>>571037989
this garrison ain't no joke though
imo garrisons in minor settlements are a joke in warhammer, no matter how much you build them up, it's meaningless to most AI post midgame, even damaging them is pointless because they replenish in 2 turns max
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wonder if this is winnable
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>>571039740
lmao nvm literally a second after that posted game decided to break the archers
got their general down though so W
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Tamurkhans kino is kinda ruined now you gotta fight the Jewish white tiger and her gatcha looking tigermen now
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you want spear cavalry over melee cav only against enemy cav, right?
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aren't regular demons kind of pissed that chaos favorite guy is a dude
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she ate all the fish
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>>571041760
Yes. Spears have a bonus vs large, so spear cavalry are effectively anti-cav.
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taking this fight was way too ballsy fuck
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125 turns in its finally time to expand a bit
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>>571043712
Boromir would have won a Decisive Victory.
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>>571044803
maybe true desu
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Excuse me but
>siege
>bretonnia
>control/corruption
rework when?
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>>571044867
>traits
>favourite son
lmao
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>>571045645
Faramirbros...
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>>571045645
yeah that's cause I picked him in the dilemma lol
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southling dday
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>>571046265
this is such a fun siege map to defend
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>>571046265
>>571046529
biggest mistake ever to assault that town coastally
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>>571046529
that looks cool as hell
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>>571046265
>>571046529
are there any custom maps from the mod? and how's the pathfinding?
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>>571046732
but attacking from the coast is kino. and it's one of the good things Rome 2 introduced.
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>>571047806
path finding is amazing, 0 issues
idk about the custom maps tho, have to be I guess? isengard was a fully custom map based off the movie
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>>571048230
if only they also brought the pathfinding to the warhammer series...
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>>571048857
it can't be that hard, but I think due to the way WH 1-2-3 are intertwined the code or whatever must be terrifying
after 150~ turns of war rohan finally wiped the tribal fucks to their west that were attacking em they can now focus on mordor, holy shit
so glad I wiped isengard early, there's already enough disorder shit on the map as is
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>>571049037
should've conquered them desu

you are expanding into harondor though
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>>571049037
seeing the map like this makes me think just how dire the situation was
in the movie sauron convinced all the tribal shits to the west to attack rohan, together with his elite uruks
together with mordor and their mega alliance of eastern and southernlings, and goblins and that other mini orc faction in the north, truly a last stand

>>571049159
wanted to leave em for rohan, but nobody could claim em because it takes me 10 turns to send an army there, and I can only wipe out like 2-3 of their cities before I no longer have the troops to continue and have to march that army home lol, can't believe rohan AI managed to wipe em, gg
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It's so weird to think Total War Warhammer has been with me for a full third of my life.
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>>571050858
unc
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>>571051072
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kinda kino
reminds me of shadow of mordor
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>>571050858
underage ban
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>>571051885
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somebody explain skink oracles to me
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>>571054090
They cute.
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>>571046265
Does this mod have trolls and dwarves and shit? It feels like the warhammer engine would be way better for it.
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>>571055437
yeah, altho the mordor AI hasn't recruited em since turn 1 lol
maybe they're high tier and it hasn't built up

the dwarfs are really goofy though, there's no tech for proper short stunty dwarfs
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>>571055804
nor will I allow it hopefully
those trolls were tanky as fuck
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>>571054682
hola!
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>>571055437
>>571055804
>>571056046
the dwarfs are incredibly goofy
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>>571054090
You know how mages are usually dead weight besides their spells? Well Skink Oracle gets Troglodon mount. Thats it.
Also only cheap spells, but really good selection: wind blast, flock of doom and earth blood so its ok since you'll be just spamming earth blood anyways
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>>571056891
that or do they do this sink into ground thing
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>>571056891
Tall (for a dwarf)
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>>571056891
Don't mock miners they have been a thing since med2 original third age
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damn this part of mordor is cozy af
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>>571059879
that's the fertile land around the sea of nurnen

what are the eco buildings like in the mod?
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>>571060650
standard commerce/industry/agriculture wealth stuff boosting each other balanced with food consumption that u have to countreact w food production, attila I guess?
im too impatient to properly optimize this stuff mostly build the same stuff more or less most provinces
and if its a rich fertility region i spam farms etc
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>>571060810
public order is actually a valuable resource in attila economy damn, rare period of peace rn so I'm squeezing everything I can with high taxes, public order is a bitch
long as they don't rebel I'll keep squeezing tho its for their own good
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>>571060810
yeah that's typical attila stuff. do the minor settlements have walls?
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its called we do a little nepotism
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NOW THE ENDTIMES COME
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>>571061190
no, just the barricades x towers etc n chokepoints
tho i think theres a few that have em? not 100% sure
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o shit, the tribes formed an empire
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>>571061210
What happened to John Noble?
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>>571061687
he died somehow when aragorn arrived
i guess its cause aragorn took his throne
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>>571057469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd2qLhbyf64
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>>571061235
We got news?
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>>570991205
Stealing this for my negative review with 3000 hours played
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cozy id live here
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NOW THE END TIMES CUM
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>>571062990
also really fun to defend
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dawnless days bros what artillery is best against infantry? Trebs seem pretty slow and inaccurate
also to use catpaults/trebs with flame shot ot standard vs inf?
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why do the japanese cunts spam so much artillery
>uh, a hwacha is actually korean sweetie
fuck off
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expected a big inf splat but got kino
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>>571066797
Lost technology btw
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>>571066735
/twg/ - Total War General
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Okay dawi. Prepare to the air strikes
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hate to occupy this shithole but have to get it out of the way and pretend I'm slowly terraforming it to be normal again
enough for today though, this campaign is so addicting 193 fuckin turns and I feel like its not even halfway done, in warhammer 3 turns you can pretty much conquer the world in 200~ if consistent enough
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Pathetic dawi!
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>>571070716
Tbh I could do this with 5 gobbos and a well-fed snotling
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>>571071296
Auto resolve tell me that I would not win this. But Norsca stronk! Time for the ungiest bunga!
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>>571073740
Auto resolve massively underrates single entities for whatever reason
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>>571066883
We joke about lost technology but in all honesty, only warhammer is a barebones shallow mess with a shitload of stuff missing
The setting carries it very fucking hard
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Loose! Let fly yer arrows an' pepper that bleedin' demon till 'e's nowt but a singed 'eap o' brimstone! This'll be easier than shootin' harflings in a cider barrel!
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>>571077827
i wish warhammer fantasy got a proper RPG before it died.
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>>571073740
Autoresolve kind of breaks with single entity only armies. Since it distributes all attacks equally, it assumes you lose the brute force stat check but going into actual battle the AI just folds since it cannot deal with localized 10 entities instantly demolishing their units one by one.
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>>571077291
Truth nuke
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>>571078107
Vermintide is the closest experience we'll get
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Cor blimey, fockin' look at 'im! 'E's tramplin' through us like a drunken cartwheel, mashin' lads like tatties in a cider press! Scatter, ye daft twats, or you'll be nowt but squashed turnips!!
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>>571078107
A CRPG by Owlcat is the only thing we might get.
Will be pozzed as shit though.
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>>571079190
Fug I want to play him again. One of the most fun runs I did it TTW3. Khorne was one of my lest favorite chaos gods before TTW3 and now I love to play as Khorne. Actually he can do a flexible flanking army at MP
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>>571079560
In rogue trader owlcat did it properly and occasionally the fanatic who says kill everyone is actually making the right call for the universe.
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>>571079757
early campaign is a bit of a grind but once he gets going its the most fun melee lord to play
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My Lords, we are getting news at the Time of June's End.
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>>571077827
Based Bretonnia player.
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>>571084754
is this grace's replacement?
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>>571084754
This means that end times might not actually be delayed?
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>>571085272
Well, do you think that Archaon goes on vacation from time to time?
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>>571079190
khorne is oddly relaxing to play
you just give the orders for your red guys to go forward and zoom in and enjoy the butchering
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>>571086268
Slaanesh would demand it.
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yeah, I'm thinking the Empire endures
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I hope the new LLs have good campaign mechanics. I was looking through the character roster and realized the campaigns I keep going back to are ones that actually give you stuff to do aside from map painting, i.e. Dwarves with grudges(Malakai's adventures), Elspeth, Juan Bo's matters of state, Aislin's upgrades
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>>571087530
we'll definitely see some teleports bc the tcaluk loves this for some reason
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>>571087530
I like campaigns that have actual objectives. And I think a lot of people do. That's why people gravitate toward the empire so much, "unite the empire" is a pretty reasonable goal. Hordes and semi hrdes have to have them too because hilding land /sacking means jack shit.
Malakai's are "do adventures" and "kill enemy" which was okayish for short (Archeon) but the long one was cancer (because grimgor takes half the map(bashava stomps him nowadays tho))
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>>571088418
Yes and the empire is actually in danger. high elves are kinda the same and i think those are actually popular, despite how quiet they are.
Skaven, undead, and even chaos pretty much have no goals though.
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>>571088110
Why is this tho? Even the quest teleports were so wierd and the quest battles being 3 conitnents away now are wierder still. They don't even care.
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Send help... too... warm...
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Fun fact: Aislinn the Sea Lord has the highest starting melee defence in all of Total War.
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>>571088606
In wh2 the goal for chaos was literaly just like "at the end of the turn, all empire regions must be ruins" and it was perfect.
Didn't play vanilla chaos in 3 yet
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>>571088863
these days the empire falls to vamps every time on its own
they really need to buff all order factions in campaign
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>>571085272
This update is where they confirm the delay im afraid.
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>attempt Daniel Campaign because im missing his achievement.
>Army crumbles in phyrric victory because lmao all daemons
>I have no way to replace losses because no raise dead mechanics. Units are locked behind favor. All I can recruit is chaos furies 2 at a time
>Daniel himself is a joke in combat
This is actually unplayable. He feels worse than playing a non-LL faction
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IT'S TIME
TO START A NEW (dwarf) CAMPAIGN
AND QUIT BY TURN 5
1-2 thorgrim
3-4 ungrim
5-6 grombrindal
7-8 thorek
9 malakai
0 belegar
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>>571089014
Could happen back then too. Still had to raze it. At least the dwarfs didn't occupy it back then. A lot of "isolationist" factions just occupy nearby ruins for no reason
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>>571089490
Chaos furies are pretty good earlygame tho.
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>>571088695
is your pc dying or something?
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>>571088767
tretch
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>>571090782
Tretch only has 70. Aislinn has 77.
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>>571088767
My blood letters have 160 attack with two buffs. Also I reduce his defense by 54 woth two debuffs
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>>571090853
aislinn has 65, unless he has something that buffs him on turn 1
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Highest health: Ku'gath
Highest armour: Astragoth, Taurox, and Thorek
Highest leadership (not Unbreakable): Sigvald
Highest melee attack: Skarbrand
Highest melee defence: Aislinn
Highest weapon strength: Skarbrand
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>>571091172
Martial Prowess provides +12 melee defence. Same thing that Tyrion gets.
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Loudest voice lines on the campaign map: Arbaal the Undefeated
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>>571091360
Kugoth is such a cool unit
>hp bloat
>regen
>artillery
>caster
>mortis engine
Too bad he's tied to the lamest chaos faction
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>watch video about mods for Bretonnia showing new units
>I don't like any of the units
>some are too fancy and/or just don't look like they fit the style of Bretonnian units
>some look too much like already existing units
I can't wait for the Bretonnia rework but I hope CA don't do to Bretonnia what those modders did.
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>>571091934
I recommend playing Epidemius or Tamurkhan and sending a Plague Cultist to get vision of him and confederate.
Ku'gath is very powerful in manual battles and you could probably hold an entire front with just his army.
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...soon
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>>571094975
Why isn't Skarbrand running away?
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>>571095052
>fucked Henri's bitch, then gonna fuck Henri
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>>571095578
I love the aesthetics of daemons but i hate playing all of them.
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what makes cathay the best gunpowder faction now?
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>>571091934
What is even bad avout his faction? I played all of the Nurgle lords and I like them. Ku'gath was pretty weak at start before the buffs of his faction this is true
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>>571087529
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>>571096035
You can stack a million buffs on crane gunners and turn them into machine guns
But honestly it's better on crossbows anyway
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>>571097223
that is literally what Henry West makes his living doing
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>>571097846
what kinda buffs
with a hero or
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When will they send out new 40k invites?
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>>571098049
The idea is having gate master with the AoE buff+full harmony+harmony increasing modifiers+war drum+whatever tech and lord traits you can scrounge up
With this you should be hitting extremly high reload speeds with also +40% range
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cathay armies are just kinda boring.
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Khorne armies are extraordinarily intricate.
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>>571100385
that should be a real mod
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Shut the fuck up about KHORNE
NPC faction
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This was a beutiful orgy of violence against Grimgor faction
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what campaign should I play next, I beat up Grimgor and Archaon as Malakai and don't feel like continuing the druchii wars up north or going down to kill Drazhoath.
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I finally win as a Norsca. It was a lot of blood and gore.
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>>571103158
>329 turns
did you paint the entire map?
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>>571096456
Nigga, his faction effects buffed mass recruitment of nurglings. Now it buffs plagues. Neither of which are useful early game, and is irrelevant by midgame.
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>>571103678
No I mostly help others. Clan Mors and Azazel become huge because of my help
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>>571103891
are plagues that bad
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>>571104504
they're pretty dogshit offensively
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anyone got the nagash goblin archer picture? lost it and I need a good laugh.
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>>571103678
nta but I find having a battle every turn is what makes you burn out out of total war
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>>571108308
Things you should do: Play Dwarfs or Cathay
Things you should not do: Play Western or Eastern Rome in Attila
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>>571108308
Warhammer is too fast paced, like u get tier 4 units within 10 turns, it's fucking ridiculous, try playing Attila or idk even Rome 2 and see the pacing, the campaigns are much more relaxing and you appreciate every single unit tier
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>>571108308
I can attest to that, that's the reason I quit all my medieval 2 campaigns
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>>571108308
auto it
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>>571097223
I mean making the outfit herself gives her the right to photograph herself in it. Also Asian chicks wearing Medieval fashion is hot, I don't make the rules.
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>>571097223
posting the real one
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>>571110762
I look like the third pic
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>>571110852
average Slaanesh enjoyer
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Can any med2 bro tldr how I expand in this game without alerting the pope to fuck me immediately?
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>>571110976
You either rush the Pope and kill him or bait people into attacking you first.
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>>571110976
you don't
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>>571111110
If they attack you first you have free reign to take everything? Because I thought even if they attack you can only defend wo pissing him off
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>>571110976
You can't convert to Islam or Judaism and just ignore him?
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>>571111272
You have some leeway to take territory before the Pope comes knocking iirc. Or, honestly, just declare war on who you want. Medieval 2 is bugged and all factions will hate you eventually anyways.
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>>571111412
How about you ask the proper board, /pol/?
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>>571111412
would you want 300 billion dollars of foreign investment from the united states in your country? the iranians are claiming this is a big win
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>playing luthor
>listening to the ecstasy of gold
kino
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BOK BOK BOK
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>start new campaign
>remember about the rats
>uninstall the game
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pyrrhic victory my ass, my kroxis are gonna run him over
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>>571111412
the Chaos Dwarfs are receiving 300 billion Labourers from the Druchii in tribute, having all sanctions lifted and will start charging tolls to cross the Straits of Nagash if they choose to keep it open
yeah I'd say they won, Magalakith supporters can cope and seethe about it and act like killing a couple sorcerer-prophets somehow means it was a draw or something, but it's clear as day Zharr-Naggrund won this war
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Are we doing that warhammer reallife politics shit again? Jesus guys..
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>>571110976
There's honestly no point in caring. Diplomacy in Medieval 2 is bugged so your relations with everyone eventually ends up at maximum negative and the whole map tries to kill you anyways. Just go kill shit.
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there are four fucking bastiladon units
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>>571116650
warhammer is actually real and exists beyond the great ice wall
don't tell them that I told you this
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>>571117082
>bugged
it ain't called total diplomacy
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>>571120478
might as well just delete the diplomacy button
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>>571120703
but then how do you call your rival a punk bitch and demand 10000 totalwarcoins to reset your rng seed?
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>>571120703
there is no diplomacy button in med2
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holy fuck skulltaker just chunked gor-rok in like 4 hits, what the fuck

he was a chump in our previous battle, what the fuck is this
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>>571120478
Medieval 2 fans really do be like this with everything that's bugged in that game
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>>571121026
Lmao, did you know that Skulltaker can have this trait?
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>>571121592
It's pretty useless tho unless it's on infantry. It doesn't work on sems and lords overkill infantry already.
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If a calvary unit has "fire while moving" and a circle instead of the pie slice like aiming effect, does that mean they can just hit 360 degrees without concern for your placement from them?
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>>571125449
Yeah, but be careful because they may not be firing at all because of LoS issue.
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>>571090853
>A 6-year-old rat has higher defensive skill than most skilled Elven Swordmasters
Asurcucks in shambles
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>>571126737
this just in the smartest rattard in the world has finally discovered that named characters are more powerful than their circumstances would otherwise allow based alone on the merit of having a name only decades after everyone else
more on this at 11
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intercourse with nurgle chosen
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>>571115575
How it was? He have a lot of range and this worm hydra thing
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>>571121592
anybody can get it now that the weapon executioners blade gives that ability
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>>571115730
Malekith and his crew at least got to try out their newest Black Dragons. But yes Chaos Dwarves are the clear victors here.
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>>571134831
churls will say that Malekith won because he killed far more than his enemy... but those he killed were merely hobgoblin slaves
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>>571134831
But genuinely, what did they try to achieve with this war? All it does is ruin the Naggarond and Araby economy, while Zharr-Naggrund will continue to produce more Deathshrieker Rockets as deterrence.
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>>571135570
Uhmmm... They signed a treaty saying that they would never make rockets again?
Everyone knows the chawi would never ignore a treaty
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>>571115730
I'd dare say this is genuinely the most humiliating defeat in all of Naggarothi history. Even beats out southern Cathay.
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name my band
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>>571097223
This is retarded to post because the costume is the object that's being showed off and she needs to wear it to show it off fully (unless she has a manequin)
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>>571139630
Even with a mannequin it'd be better to actually wear it so you can see it in motion. Also she's showing how she made it.
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>>571045357
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>>571138683
stupid hats
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>>571138683
Hellas has Fallen
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>>571121175
LISTEN CUPCAKE ITS CALLED MEDIEVAL 2 TOTAL WAR NOT MEDIEVAL 2 FUNCTIONING POLEARMS
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i got total war warhammer 2 and 3 now, having never played a total war before.

started up 3
Does anyone have any good guides on how to play? the in game tutorials have been boring, easy and slow as fuck while assuming i can't read
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>>571141390
There are some faction specific guides for their mechanics and unique units and there are some tactic specific videos but the basic advice usually boils down to "build economy buildings first", "play aggressively to abuse post-battle loot" and either shoot at the enemy or do flanking/hammer and anvil tactics to win battles
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>>571141390
It's a singleplayer vidya. If you played the prolog, hop into a campaign on easy/easy and get used to it.
Just don't play empire. Shit sucks.
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anon kinda made me wanna play lizard niggers but I remembered that it's always just 19 saurus and eventually 19 carnosaurs.
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>>571141390
For general guide watch zerkovich but he also made guides for some specific race. But for a start just adjust the campaign/battle difficulty to easy/normal or hard and use slowmo as needed.
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>>571142389
If you want to skink tide, dino menagerie or blowdart kite some niggas you should play lizards in [spoilers]mp
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>>571142389
Your tabletop caps?
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>>571142470
cute spoiler attempt
But no, I don't want skinks. I always hated lords that try to make trash good. I know oxyotl does it.. but same with grom and skarsnik.. not for me.
>>571142515
Anon.. are you fucking dense?
If I use unitcaps, my armies might no longer be 19 saurus or 19 carnos, they will now always be 19 saurus cause I can't bring 19 carnos..
What the fuck is that supposed to accomplish? Now we cut down from 2 versions to 1...
What are we doing here man?
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https://youtube.com/shorts/AYM4ZkztAmQ
Didn't some anon here say when u fall to chaos there's no going back? Hmmm
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>>571144165
>phone resolution
>1 word subtiles
>so fast it's hard to understand
>random nonsense video
Anon, can you not be an enormous fucking faggot?
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What unholy nonsense is this..
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>>571144904
This is just what shorts are. It's great, isn't it?
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>>571144987
No, it's not. I want to inflict physical pain on you.
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Man I haven't played this cunt in a decade. Terradons cheaper than skinks is criminal.
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>>571144165
>shorts
cmon now, even though it's correct, that kind of slop is rife with misinformation.
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>>571144904
>so fast it's hard to understand
honestly skill issue unc desu
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>>571145947
shut it, broccoli head
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>skarbrand's face when he meets a guy that basically has an army of pre-flensed and cleaned pristine skulls
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>>571146298
I'll keep that happy smile for my Skarbrand folder
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>>570941262
i will gut you until your entrails fall out and make you watch in horror as i eat them in front of you
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his double axe-throw move made it look like he gave the hierotitant the biggest pimp slap in the old world
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This is a bit weird.. AR hates damaged units... a lot.
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How complete is third age total war compared to dawnless days? ik an anon is playing it here rn

thinking of giving that one a try after my gondor dawnless run
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>>571147909
Third Age/DaC is borderline professional in its presentation, it's extremely well polished and is entirely complete. Bigger map, every faction represented.
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>>571147909
DD mod is great but missing probably 80-90% of it's planned features
it's strong point is that it has some voice acting and music from the BFME games ported
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>>571148067
>>571148105
yeah that's what I thought, since it's been around for ages its probably almost complete, DD is amazing and i hope it reaches that point some day, but using an attila settlement for osgilliath is just sad, I understand tho
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That's what I thought..
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cucked the haradrim out of the sea
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>>571148067
let me know when it's available to m2ex or whatever
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we do a lil nepotism
gotta make boromir captain general
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these guys' aura game fell off hard after sauron died
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are armies faster if you dump them into a random 1-unit fleet vs having them just be on transports? think they are but idk
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>>571150102
Yes, because then the game treats them as an actual navy rather than just an army in transports. I think it was like think in base Attila.
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>>571121026
He's a LLified bloodreaper. Bloodreapers get so much weapon strength from their skill tree it's a meme. And I'm pretty sure he gets even more from the skull cape
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>>571122127
It works as it says on lords and heros
Pretty sure it works on monsters just fine too
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>>571146298
how do I achieve Skarbrands physique?
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>>571150597
sub-dermal tomato sauce injcetions on the daily
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total orc death
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>>571150775
Be wary that in fighting evil... you yourself do not become evil.
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>>571150846
shan't
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>>571150935
22 melee attack vs 50 melee defence.
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>>571150846
evil approaches no matter your intention
you must fight it
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absolutely terrifying army for the sand people
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NOOO I'M NOT READY TO QUIT
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crazy how far they've come from being down to 3 settlements
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>>571153870
Attila went from West and East Rome to North and South Rome.
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>>571087529
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>>571106413
>nagash goblin archer
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>>571154040
fapped to bwc x asians this morning, a classic
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>>571150935
What is this.. temu wars?
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>>571149270
>>571061210
Why no half-elf baby heir ? Is Arwen ok ?
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>>571154040
why are they like this?
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>>571148680
>m2ex
Is that the one that made multiplayer campaigns have also multiplayer battles?
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>>571154704
it seems there's no women in the game's politics, you can't make em have kids either like in rome 2/attila, shame, I always made my heirs pump out bastards just 4fun

>>571154703
come on attila has better animations for human vs human at least than warhammer you can't deny that, finisher animations etc are kino (tho i believe they're just roman units ones reused in this mod)
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>>571154910
Then why did I just have a supreme kek at how stupidly he goes stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab.. like he's in a bugged animation loop cause for some reason that thing doesn't connect and he forces himself through several models like Skarbrand walking through skavenslaves.
It looks so fucking stupid.
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>>571155074
it looks cool though...
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itsover
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>>571155210
No, I'm sorry, it absolutely does not. He stabs him in the end with the weakest soiboi thrust I've ever seen and blood flows out like the guy just ate a 88mm sabot.. that thrust would have barely scratches the armor.
Ever watched Skarbrand ram his axe into the ground? That's what real power looks like. You can feel the weight behind that..
that spear tho.. no..
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>>571154734
Nan-Gau's teaching.
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now that's a proper archer unit
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>>571154040
Race mixers should be killed
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>>571156731
unless you mandate mandatory big titty blonde gfs for every nerdy white dude, you can't stop them from dating asian bitches
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>>571156072
Man, now I miss historical archer heavy armies...
Might start a chosokabe campaign again
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>>571146526
you can tell he's just a chill dude, enjoying his job and helping people(relieve them of their skulls)
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>Behold my loyal servants! I, Setra, easily predicted the brutish demon's deployment and thus positioned myself on the opposite flank, where he might not easily disturb me from leading us to victory!
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>now! Sound the horns of battle! Screaming skull catapults, target the Demon Lord! Tomb Guard, advance towards their centre! I want chariots running down their fl... what's that sound?
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>....fuck
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gotta love the "spearmen chase bowmen for 10mins" end phase of every garrison battle
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for me its mannfred, ikit, and kairos
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>>571160078
Just Testudo and let them waste their ammunition.
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>>571130714
extremely easy, rakarth was the only scary thing
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>>570940867
Whats Gelts best late game army comp? conquered southern Cathay, military alliance with Miao Ying who united the rest. At war with Ku'gath and Tamurkhan who have taken the mountains of mourn and the chaos dwarf, skaven and orc crisis is about to trigger.
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>>571162679
19 wizards and a engi lord
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Is there a mod to completely remove skaven from the game?
I dont even want to see them in the campaign map
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>>571162679
you have wizards tricked out with items, if you dont want to have wizards you still use gelt to cast spells while having an army of outriders, usually rifle version to shoot at anything that can fly after him and finish up after he has casted his magic.
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>>571163627
no
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not looking forward to fighting order-bros when I'm all outta eastlings
but i'll go for as big as possible
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>>571163827
never seen Rohan do well. interesting
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Is there a mod that makes Beastmen black
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>>571165285
they did well cause I marched my main stack around turn 20-30, we got isengard together early, then I beat down 2 mordor and 1 tribesman stack before just barely crawling home, they rebuilt basically on their own after that
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>>571165430
now it looks like they're ready to crusade north holy shit lol
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>>571163827
What lies east of Mordor?
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>>571165767
the steppes
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>>571163448
>>571163628
This is the first time I've played Gelt since is rework and move to Cathay. Have neglected the collage mechanic. What do I do to milk it for lost time.
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>>571165890
Money printer go brrrr
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>>571160078
This mod breaks army losses for some reason which drags out battles unnecessarily. But also this exact issue is why vanilla Attila gives every garrison at least 1 unit of light cavalry.
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>>571165887
how many settlements is lorien?
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>>571166183
i think its obscured, but sec easternlings sending waves to this very same garrison again...
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these guys have always had cool designs tho
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>>571163827
From my Isengard campaign I remember the northern order factions being absolute cancer to play against. Lorien and Dale both have machinegun archers that mow down shielded infantry while also having elite melee stats. Might be less annoying if Gondor has decent cavalry, though.
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>>571166992
p sure cav is gondor's weakness, its expensive low variety n kinda trash, their strong suite is the insane morale their units have, spearmen are ltierally just as broken as ancient game phalanx, shield wall and they can beat back 10 units of orcs in a chokepoint, even the tier 1 dudes
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>>571165890
>get a death wizard for each army
>get the special death wizard item
That's the most important thing, otherwise just click random buttons
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>>571166637
damn actually lost, these easternling archers are decent in melee
or did we
last 2 units
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>>571167680
holy shit the last 15 men did it
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>>571154704
She has concept art for the pre-renamed version of the mod, she'll be in eventually.
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>>571167680
>>571167904
fuck sake man they won't let up
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>>571168813
EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY'VE COME FROM THE RIGHT
NOW THEY DECIDED TO GO IN FROM THE LEFT
no fuckin way
thought it was bugged
i concede
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>>571168813
I would probably call it a day since you've defeated mordor already
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>>571169028
nah I wanna restore gondor
which means map painting almost the whole map, at least wiping out all disorder
should be done about 300-350 turns
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>>571169130
smth like this
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SAAAR WHERE IS THE 40K NEWS SAAAAR I NEED TO SEE MY ARMORED BRHAMINRINES CRASH INTO ENEMY SHUDORRAS SAAAAR I NEED MY NEWS FOR BIG BOOOBA SISTERS OF BATTLE SAAAAAAR
40K IS CORNERST9NE OF INDIAN CULTURE SAAAAAAR WE NEED TO HAVE IT SAAAAR RELEASE TCAL NEWS SAAAR I NEED MY GUARD TO SHOW THEIR IZZAAAT SAAAAR
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>>571169509
indians are so insanely proud of their space program
bring it up 24/7
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>>571169509
I've never actually seen indians saying sar
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>>571166183
it's only 3
the elves got destroyed by goblins ages ago
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>>571169509
Bilibiliworld
Supposedly they will show new footage
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>>571170181
looks like rohan are gonna enact total goblin genocide tho
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absolute ooga booga army
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>>571167165
mercenaries are viable in TDD.
I like to just visit rohan or anduin vale terretory and get some 2-3 units of peak cav
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the arrows bouncing off the onager is so cool wtf
this kinda shit is why attila was an optimization nightmare I bet lol
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>>571172508
>the tower actually collapses
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why do the AI vcounts do so well every game
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What campaign to play if I want to avoid fighting rats as much as humanly possible?
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>>571172508
>physics collapse
>onager on walls
>arrows bouncing
lost technology
Man we've regressed so much with warhammer, I hate it that it was a successful trilogy so fucking much, it gave CA all the wrong messages
If it wasnt for HYENAS we would be drinking low effort slop to this day
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>>571173130
desu I feel like all these features and physics is partly why attila runs kinda bad to this day, well on a i7 12700k, 32gb ram and 4070 I have no issues + following an anons itt advice to set the thread count thing in the settings, but literally 11 years after its release this game is still harder to run than warhammer lol, they sacrificed stuff partly for performance
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>>571172986
Rats don't like the cold and Epidemius is at the centre of the north pole.
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>>571173459
The reason attila ran like shit has nothing to do with physics particles like that, it was simply badly optimized and it uses a single fucking core.
3K brought back a lot of shit back and dont run like shit
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>>571173459
Rome 2 has physics collapse, onagers on walls and arrows bouncing as well and runs just fine, Attila is just badly optimized. Three Kingdoms and Pharaoh even has the fire spread feature and they run much better.
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>>571173657
true i guess
the worst part about warhammer isn't even this kinda stuff, its the AI, why is the AI grouping around settlements bug still a thing if a mod can fix it? Why are allies completely fucking retarded and can't follow orders? I give an order to my rohan ally in this game and it immediately goes for it the next turn with the closest army, i give an order to my kislev ally and 20 turns later it might send an army, that'll then get lost along the way, its not that hard, this kinda stuff has nothing to do with monster units or whatever, and I'd say that its the map path finding's fault, but this LOTR mod is literally on a custom map and the AI has no issues w it...
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>>571173657
Why don't devs just press optimize a few times until it runs well?
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>>571173997
Truth is, tww1 was a side project that CA put together on a rush with a skeleton crew of their C team and when it struck gold they had to work with the shitty base that had been built upon it
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>turn 92 as gor-rok
>I can recruit slann at level 34
>but the game is practically over
it was fun while it lasted
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actually not gonna bother warring any order, would take way too long lol
just gonna grab as much as I can until disorder is destroyed
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>>571177860
You have half the map
This campaign is over broski
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>>571178404
if I can destroy wildlings and other problematic groups and can't chose not to, then its not over
but yeah its pretty much that northwest corner I wanna see what its like, especially the shire
then gonna play another game's campaign
maybe 50 more turns on this n done
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>>571179030
Shire's unavailable broski, Arnor is locked off for now.
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>>571179030
for comparison I ended my malakai campaign after wiping out all skaven, just not a short campaign person
now its all disorder
the world state is important in how I leave campaigns off so I can imagine either order inheriting the world or at least the warhammer world not ending due to rats

>>571179215
damn... still, the campaign's end is nigh yeah :(
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I'm a purist, what are some minor cheats that improve qol, I'm currently looking at auto resolve quest battles and victory condition overhaul
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>>571180205
building progression icons, better camera, better campaign camera (the game is unplayable wo this one), settlement capture pics, unique settlement UI, dismemberment overhaul if u like gore, distinct faction towers, landmarks if u like lore (if not the popups will be annoying), smoke and trail mods if u like gunpowder are nice, more ability and spell icons, just good UI, reloading animations (this one is amazing), dynamic settlements (biggest one thats a bit bloat but eh)

those are ones I like and I also like to keep it close to vanilla, no annoying overhaul bs
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>>571180802
>unique settlement UI
unique faction UI* rather
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>>571180205
Not using AI Skill Selection Tweaks is cheating
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you just know when indians discover 40k they'll immediately gravitate towards the tau lmao
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>>571182395
lmao, they're Imperiumfags through and through.
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>>571182386
Oh and Extreme Smoke & Flash is generally the best gunpowder aesthetic mod going around now
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>>571182476
Fake Latin scares them off.
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>>571182556
You wish, they simp for it
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>>571182641
WRONG, they love Nurgle.
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>>571182476
hell no, tau are advanced, enlightened AND have a fucking caste system
they'll be all in
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>>571182770
>>571182879
LMAO now that actually does scare them off, you think they actually like being near any sort of faction that reminds them of themselves? You guys don't understand the indian mind
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Regardless of the indians favorite faction, we already know that the faction of the white pharaos and sensitive young men is going to be the eldar
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>>571183109
thats pulling off a random reddit thread
we simply don't know because india hasn't discovered 40k
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>>571182386
i like a lot of these but
>daemon corpses stay
isn't this kinda anti lore
they do de-materialize i believe
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>>571183510
Cringe
Orkz are da best
Football hooligans rally at GREGGS
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>>571184801
Yeah but seeing all the dead just feels like a nice part of total war
They still do their little effect of their soulstuff leaving so that's enough for my lore side
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>>571185115
BASED
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>>571185115
Do orcs have no females because they've already punched their wives to death?
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>>571187724
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>>571183510
no, eldar is for the femboys and troons (and maybe the 1 in 100 000 w*men that crop up sometimes), imperial guard is the faction of men, space marines of boys
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40K is political capeshit consoom for chuds like soi wars and harry poter is political capeshit consoom for shitlibs where they project their political fantasies into. So it will cringe up the general when the main horde of 40kiddies comes in with release.
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>>571189286
yeah warhammer fantasy is so different
sybau
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>>571189286
>40K is political capeshit consoom for chuds
just like irl history
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>>571189286
Good thing I only care about eldar instead of primarchwankery
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>>571188485
Women unironicay play mostly Tyranids. Luckily, I don't remember why.
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>>571189286
You lost LMAO
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>>571189286
As we all you know fantasytards haven't been shitting this general up with their barely concealed political opinions at all.
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>>571189920
lmao, such butthurt
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>>571183109
>india favorite
>Space Marines
The poo Marines.
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>>571183109
>AI summary
The poo is you.
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>>571189286
It was weird to me since apart from the xenophobia and religion, the Imperium is a degenerate pseudo-commie shithole and humans act like jeets/nogs most of the time in 40K.
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>>571183109
Now ask where are eldar most popular at
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>>571191137
The Imperium is feudal to Bretonnian absurdities.
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>>571191137
there is literally nothing commie about the imperium its textbook fascism
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>>571189920
>star wars
That was a hilarious cope, people really did trust a random playstation fag
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>>571191250
No lol
They live like commie overpopulated crammed ugly blocks taken to the extreme in hive worlds, political commisars and soviet human wave tactics where life is cheap
More commie aesthetics than fascists, imperium has very little fascist aesthetics apart from aquila and maybe Krieg if you squint (they are ww1) rest is a mix of medieval/ren Catholic and Soviet
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>>571191250
Whatever, left wing shit either way
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>>571191637
>communism is when aesthethics of comissars and overpopulation
jesus christ, i know this general is filled with pop history tiktok kids but come on
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>>571191250
It isn't fascism. There are no major corporations in the Imperium like Krupp, there are no semi-socialist elements like controlled workers unions, and the emphasis is on humanity and faith rather than race and nation. The axis of control is based both on the church as well as planetary governors, and the military is actually purposefully handicapped for anti-coup reasons.
The Imperium is a xenophobic fuedal empire that is arguably decentralized. Guilliman is trying to centralize it, and maybe if he did you could call it fascist, but at present it isn't and you're ignorant if you call it 'fascist'.
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>>571192039
it's technically neither but its 10x closer to faschism than communism, xenophobic and racist militaristic policies against endless "others", the race and nation is mankind and the imperium, so idk what ur talking about w that one, mythologized past made with fake history of censored bullshit to create militaristic zeal, there are tons of nobles and companies with huge influence but all are ultiamtely subservient to and terrified of central authority, even has the cult of personality and idol worship of the emperor, its filled with fascist elements, there's nothing commie about it besides the authoritarianism
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>communism is when
>communism is when
>communism is when
Yep it's a chapolard.
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>>571191637
>>571192332
Oh and idk if you know this but mega-projects to make the state seem supernatural while you yourself insignificant was the nazis' and hitler's whole thing, and the imperium is literally nothing but mega-projects all over the place with that exact purpose, the lack of common sense knowledge about history in this gen...
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>>571191250
Nah, it's theocratic fedual dystopia with nobles and clergy on the top. Not fascist nor commie even though it has some of their symbolism here and there.
A crazy Holy Roman Empire in space with a violent zealot caricature of Christianity and it's clergy as the religion
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>>571192332
>its 10x closer to faschism
What's fascist about it? You can't even spell it.
>the race and nation is mankind and the imperium
But they tolerate abhumans as a matter of practicality. The Imperium is actually tolerant of pretty much any deviation of humanity so long as it is proven to be non-warp related and breeds true.
>mythologized past made with fake history of censored bullshit
Propaganda isn't a definitional criteria of fascism (as in, you can have propaganda and not be fascist, and have no propaganda and still be fascist), and the Imperium experienced several severe dark ages so it's natural they know little of history.
>there are tons of nobles and companies with huge influence
Nobles yes, companies no. Name one major corporation in the Imperium. I dare you. There is no Krupp equivalent.
>the cult of personality
Not a definitional criteria of fascism.
>its filled with fascist elements
Like what?
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>>571192665
You've gotta be trolling, half the shit you say is hallmarks of fascism the Soviets and Chinese did too.
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>>571183109
>engage AI engineers from India
>1st law of AI is now to protect the Izzat
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>>571192710
it was a typo
>But they tolerate abhumans as a matter of practicality
the nazi armies of ww2 were filled with muslims, cripples and even some jews
>Propaganda isn't a definitional criteria of fascism
yes it is, cult of personality, militarism and mythologized past are some of the main tennants of fascism
>and have no propaganda and still be fascist)
and you can have wheels and be a bike but if you combine it together with other stuff it makes a whole
>Name one major corporation in the Imperium
adeptus mechanicus
>Not a definitional criteria of fascism
it is, you don't know shit about fascism
>Like what?
like everything I already mentioned, again, the imperium is neither 100% fascist or commie but its definitely more one than the other
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>>571192929
yeah because authoritarianism in practice has a lot of overlap, ever hear of the horseshoe theory? it exists for a reason, and both communism and fascism are forms of collectivism
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>>571192929
>half the shit you say is hallmarks of fascism the Soviets and Chinese did too
You are so close to figuring this out
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>>571193048
>the nazi armies of ww2 were filled with muslims, cripples and even some jews
None of these were tolerated, they were conscripts. Generalplan Ost called for the extermination or removal of all slavs, including Osttruppen.
>yes it is, cult of personality, militarism and mythologized past are some of the main tennants of fascism
So was the Soviet Union under Stalin fascist? Is the US fascist because it idolizes George Washington?
>and you can have wheels and be a bike but if you combine it together with other stuff it makes a whole
The merger of corporate and state power for military ends are the wheels of this proverbial bike. If the economic engine is primarily fuedal, it is fuedal. If the means of control are primarily religious, then it is theocratic. If the military is divided up because the heads of state are paranoid about rebellion, it ain't fucking fascist.
>adeptus mechanicus
Religious order, not a corporation.
>you don't know shit about fascism
You're the retard that thinks "fascism is when you propaganda".
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>>571193184
If your definition of something is so broad half the civilizations in history fit into the category (cult of personality, militarism and mythologized past are the default fucking state of most human societies historically) you have a very bad definition.

>>571193320
Only anarkiddies and socialists who are very very ashamed of being associated with the Soviets say ackshually they were fascist.
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I wish a very merry bullet to the brain to every /pol/ user who cannot fucking keep their shit where it belongs.
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>eldarfags are polish
based and white-coded
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>>571193380
>Generalplan Ost called for
yeah and the imperium would call for the extermination of ogryn too if there was peace in the galaxy but they won't because they need them, aka literally as you said you tolerate them for practicality sake, generalplan ost was secret document shit
>So was the Soviet Union under Stalin fascist? Is the US fascist because it idolizes George Washington?
how stupid are you that you don't understand you need to hit multiple of those pillars at once to be classified as that thing, this is a "did you know hitler drank water" tier argument
>If the economic engine is primarily fuedal, it is fuedal. If the means of control are primarily religious, then it is theocratic. If the military is divided up because the heads of state are paranoid about rebellion, it ain't fucking fascist.
its feudal, as you mentioned, by necessity, because it can't centralize, but it wants to, so if it's not then ideally it would become fascist
>You're the retard that thinks "fascism is when you propaganda".
and you're the retard that thinks it's just corporate and state merger and nothing more, google the tennants of fascism

>>571193472
there's nothing new under the sun, fascism is just existing ideology taken to a new extreme, again, the imperium is just closest to fascism, its not literally nazi germany
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>>571193919
>there's nothing new under the sun, fascism is just existing ideology taken to a new extreme, again, the imperium is just closest to fascism, its not literally nazi germany
>fascism is literally every civilization in history because of my over broad criteria bro
Please stop while you're behind.
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>>571193898
Nobody really cares about the boardgame
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>>571194096
t.SAARmarine
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>>571194084
>get told that you need to hit multiple of those criteria at once instead of just one or two of those for it to be fascism
>bbb-but what about these past civilizations that hit 1-2 of them
jesus
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>>571194248
Most civilizations in history hit all three easily. The fucking Aztecs hit all three. Please stop subjecting us to your stupidity.
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>>571194372
there's not just three
and the ones that the imperium hits, they are its defining factors to a ridiculously parody-tier degree, if you're too stupid to process this just give up thinking about it
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>>571194476
The Aztecs hit the three you mentioned as main tenants to a ridiculously parody-tier degree. You have an extremely low IQ and the entire thread telling you so somehow hasn't caught on yet.
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>>571194136
Doesn't make sense as most of the tabletop fags are Imperiumfags
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>>571194880
Indians is a very populous country
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>>571194807
much like anything you know about history, the only things you know about aztecs are the hyper parodied hyper infantilized depictions on tiktok or some shit, so I wouldn't bother speaking on them or what characterized them cause you don't know shit
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>>571194949
India is*

Shit, bangladesh is getting to me
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>>571194973
You have nothing to say on them because you know nothing about them.
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>>571195249
>n-no you
embarassing, again just google the characteristics of fascism and read some articles stupid nigger I'm done with this
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>>571195418
I accept your concession faggot. Get a history degree instead of playing pretend by constantly bringing up tiktok.
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two retards fighting
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KARL OR ELSPETH???
MORATHI OR LOKHIR???
MORGHUR OR TAUROX???
OSTANKYA OR KATARIN???
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>>571195123
Maybe stop thinking about them every day
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why didn't you have legend's back?
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>>571197263
thats kinda gay
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>>571196885
Why are you so offended?
Are you a SAAR?
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yup, kino is back on the menu (5 hours from now)
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>>571197656
>uma
not a huehuehue plz
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>>571197656
5 horas from now, you mean
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>>571197656
Baseado macaco
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>>571197656
épico
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>>571197656
Rome 2 é uma bosta, desenvolva bom gosto seu macaco fedido
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>rome 2
>he doesn't know
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>>571198318
>rome 2
basado retardo
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>>571196723
>KARL OR ELSPETH???
Elspeth.
>MORATHI OR LOKHIR???
Morathi.
>MORGHUR OR TAUROX???
Taurox.
>OSTANKYA OR KATARIN???
Katarin.
for the prepping the bull
party, right ?
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>>571196723
gelt
rakarth
khazrak
boris
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>>571198716
No,

>>571198681
No!
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>>571197543
Because I don't want to talk or think about fucking indians every day maybe
4chan didn't used to be like this
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Thanks to /twg/ I can't play beastmen anymore, I instantly think of rape, shit and piss everytime I see a beastmen
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>>571198830
raroo
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>>571198830
I went for a run after playing beastmen one time and I was fully immersed and now I don't think about (just) rape when playing them, I think about the thrill of the hunt and the glorious pounding of the earth under hoof
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>>571198830
#metoo
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so what do we think about /ourgirl/ finally coming out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtJib9oHVX0
list also seems retarded as well
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>>571199169
kill yourself
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>>571199169
Definitely needs more voice training.
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What is with /twg/ and tranny youtubers?
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>>571199169
her girlcock must be HUGE
I agree with aranessa, vamp coast needs a rework way more than brets
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>>571199412
Vamp coast will never ever get anything because they are literal fanfic
Aranessa should never have been piled up with vampcoast, she should have been on dogs of war
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bretonians? more like inbredonians, amirite?
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>>571199314
no biological females play this game/genre

>>571199516
FUCK YOUUUUU BITCH NIGGER PIG SLUT they're one of the coolest factions you BITCH MOTHER OF MY BITCH MADARCHOD
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>>571199259
The virgin tranny
The Chad erper
https://streamable.com/bpezj0
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>>571199516
Agreed, and the grossest one is that weirdo Luthor Harkon
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>>571199656
Holy fuck that's actually crazy.
I used to think some trannies were just unfortunate because their voices were just too manly prior to transitioning to ever make a proper girly voice, now I know anything is fucking possible.
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>>571199169
nigga has wider shoulders than karl franz
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>>571200007
u jelly?
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>>571199901
>Modern human nasal passages are shorter and have a higher, more arched airflow trajectory compared to our ancient ancestors. This unique structure evolved as a compensatory mechanism; as early human faces flattened and jaws shrank, our nasal passages compacted, fundamentally changing how we condition inhaled air before it reaches our lungs.
Most peoples heads are way more smushed up than they should be, it's why wisdom teeth are so fucked
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Imagine a stack of 20 Tamurkhans coming right for you at turn 100.
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>>571199656
holy shit
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>>571200483
I got lucky and was born without most of them, I only have one wisdom teeth and it's just sitting there, not bothering anyone.

>>571199169
Also, now that I've watched the video, I call bullshit on Belegar. His campaign is perfectly fine, he's just the early challenge option for the Dwarfs, and nowadays I'd even argue Malakai has it far worse.
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>>571200225
I'm a chaser and usually wanna fuck trannies but this one is simply too manly
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>>571175863
who should I play next
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>>571200783
Yeah Belegar is obviously like Imrik where it's way harder than normal
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>>571200483
the romans literally said the same thing about the germans or kelts
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>>571201710
Savage people mog civilised people, they just also lose to them for obvious reasons
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is mermaidtard still here
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>>571198815
>No!
Uncloven ones approval not required.
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>get nagash mod
>finish the black pyramid ritual
I'm bored now. Probably until end times comes out.
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>571202725
No, she abandoned us.
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Which of the unique Chaos lores is best?
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>>571204676
Nurgle has it all.
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>>571204625
thank god
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>>571204676
I cast cheap spells
I get +12 MA army-wide for the whole fight
Simple as
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>>571205039
I think that you are talking about Lore of Slaanesh. The Lash of Slaanesh is cool and Slicing Shards absolutely wrecks blobs.



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