meh, as long it's not a kuni thread i'm game

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boobs

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Not the one I wanted but I'll take it

I'm not what you'd call a success story

the time has come and so have i

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oooooo im horny for lili asuka kiss sex boob

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>oooooo im horny for lili asuka kiss sex boob

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THREAD THEME:
https://youtu.be/u0cS1FaKPWY

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Tekken 8 yuri tier list

spasiva yuri
nastrovya

>>571313437
>yuri
rusky alert!

>>571313704
we laughed at this when it first came out but every sega reveal since then has been one nuclear bomb after another
the tekken general is not the place to be looking down on sega

SEGA saved my dog and fed my cat

bob trailer next week fuck i'm so excited

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXQZ4MytV3k
you will never be this cool

yeah im not getting that old

>you will never be this senile
I know, I hope to seppuku by 50.

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it's finally done

i'm gonna start taking tekken seriously when i'm 70. then i go pro in the geriatric twt

>>571302836
wouldn't last a minute

>>571314508
That's 80 hours too many spent on a Korean game.

why would nina's roots be black when she's a natural blonde

>>571314645
>he says, on the tekken general

david sinclaire told me we'll have a cheap pill that deages us in a few years trust the plan

imagine spending more than 10 minutes in a shallow coomer game. just spill your seed and get a refund

thats what ur mom said

the plan is to transfer my ghost into a helicopter

i only play deep coomer games like bombing wonderful and yakouga 4

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kill yourself ai slopper

live yourself ai artist

>>571315659
why arent you just pumping out porn for us instead

Two years ago I was dating this really nice doctor chick. Can't believe I thought I was too god for her. Now nothing but humiliation since then. The sex alone was worth all the downsides.

fuck off hakkix

there's a lot of kuni pics and kuni posters because she's a popular character who saved the game

You play Tekken, you're not too good for anybody.

there is only one kuni spammer and we know who he is

>>571316707
based american reading comprehension

Dating a woman is like a full time job and the only reward is your friends/family/colleagues see you as a somewhat acceptable person instead of a pitiable freak

>>571316876
their opinion won't change at all, in fact it usually gets worse

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>>571316776
it's funny because you're wrong

>>571317012
Bullshit m8. bullSHIT. That has never happened.

ah yes, lets play the "you're wrong" card, very original, hakkix, keep it up

>>571316837
based euro reading comprehension

hoes are hoes
i dont understand the hate

By all means nword give me an example where it "gets worse". It would be easy if you weren't lying and coping.

>>571317165
kek when you're in a relationship and you're still miserable people will talk shit and they'll assume you're in a bad relationship, they'll pity you more than when you were single

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didnt ask

>>571317419
>when you're in a relationship and you're still miserable people will talk shit and they'll assume you're in a bad relationship
Yeah that happens. Tbf tho, they'll usually be right.
>they'll pity you more than when you were single
No that doesn't happen.

Not entirely wrong. Your friends start bitching your gf is taking up all the bro time and such.
However once you hit 30 you barely hang out the way you guys did in your 20s. Then suddenly you have a kid and youre locked in
Fun stuff. Or just jerk off and accept being pussyfree

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>reproducing the cycle of pain

m8 you dont have a gurf or a kid and you still dont hang out with friends

>>571317689
yes it does, you just haven't observed it.
when you see a good girl going with some druggie "thug" you'll pity her.
when you see a good guy, perhaps a good friend even, going with some dumb girl you'll pity him.
you literally see them going from lively people to husks who detach themselves and become weird to be around.
no one, i repeat, no one gives a shit about you or your relationship, they'll pity you regardless lmao

if you can't even recognize different posters then you haven't even earned the right to laugh at hakkix yet.

>>571318132
>when you see a good girl going with some druggie "thug" you'll pity her.
No I won't because I hate women and understand they fucking love druggies.
>when you see a good guy, perhaps a good friend even, going with some dumb girl you'll pity him.
I have no idea why I'm supposed to pity someone for being with a dumb girl, all girls are dumb?? If you mean shitty abusive girl I'd be gassing up him up telling him how much better he can do and trying to hook him up elsewhere, I wouldn't pity anything.
>husks who detach themselves and become weird to be around
This literally describes how normalfags see single people. You have it backwards.

>>571318685
it's not about you having to pity others, it's about others pitying others, most people are not like you, as you said, they are normies, they think differently.
if you are miserable, they pity you, regardless.
you'll know when you get in relationship

My female friend stopped talking to me all of a sudden

ive worked with a guy way younger and clueless than me and he got a hot bitch and he introduced me to her all pround while she gave me the fuck me eyes. all wimmenz are whores. stop baing naive

>>571318939
I'm in a relationship and I'm being pitied dramatically less than when I was single. I don't pity anyone for being single, but normalfags absolutely do. You're right that they'll pity you if you're noticeably gloomy, single or not, but they'll still pity you more if you're single and think you're weird.

i cant type im drunk my bad

>>571319032
that was me, years ago

I pity you if you're in a relationship and you're here posting on 4chan on a weekend, so there's that lmfao, nice relationship you have there lil timmy blud.

how can we go
back to being friends

ive never worked
ive never had a relationship
ive never had a female friend
i just goon in my room all day and play tekken
i subsist off off mood stabilizers to keep me from becoming a psychotic conspiracy theorist or murderer

i am charlie kirk

>>571319558
based

>>571319601
we are all kirkies brother

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everyone abandoned Tekken

everyone abandons me

any fat nigga in here? fuck i gon do with gout flare?

>>571320732
kinda funny but fuck dewd and griftsault gayer

>>571321043
go to the hospital you dumb fuck

WHEN IS THE TOURNAMENT STARTING UP TODAY?

i fell through the cracks of life

>>571321201
nigga i have no money

when the buddha defined suffering he was talking about my life

bros im becoming straight someone save me

>>571321553
i warned you about stellar blade passbro

we know it's you.

invite me to the tekgen discord

>>571321513
Have them take prescribed meds (like colchicine) immediately, rest and elevate the joint, apply a wrapped ice pack, and drink plenty of water. Avoid taking aspirin, which can worsen gout.
damn bruh AI saves the day
>>571322867
Confirmed top tier just you wait

Anyone making a lobby tonight?

my life is so fucking miserable without advil™

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new stella dropped

>>571324023
She would be lewder in Tekken

Seamus?

i want to eat stellas feces

cortisol spike got me fucking and sucking

t8 is labslop, this is what i mean. u can not rely on movement in this game if u play multiple characters

https://x.com/SkarjOS/status/2067904605271576865

what did your guys' morning breath smell like when you woke up this morning?

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>>571325024

Capcom Won

capslops never winned anything though

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/comfyg -- i mean /page8gen/

Devil Jin players are truly superior

troons to the left of me, troons to the right
here I am, stuck in the middle with (You)

hey i actually know that one!

I don't

I am male, and all others are not

experience has thought me i should always assume i'm the only heterosexual male on 4chan and everyone else is a fag/troon

>>571327371
miss her

I'm Tekken Jon

i hope this tekken project reshuffling means they hire actual engineers to optimize the next tekken game

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PGfm6KE_pg

Divina>Josie
Yasmine>Josie
Talim>Josie

all hopkicks should be -17 at least ong

i was playing tekken locally and a guy i played against pointed out my dandruff. i haven't worn a black shirt out in public since then

black tees are for real men only

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>the next tekken game

i've accepted that i am a tekken player. and no amount of topical treatments or procedures will change that

driving is corny im gonna start teleporting

>>571334640
tekken?

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>>571335293
looks like it.

I'm on discord servers

HOW DO THE DO YOU PLAY AGAINST SAFE HOMING DF2 LAUNCHERS
YOU RUN IN YOU DIE
YOU TRY TO PUNISH THEM WITH LONG RANGE MOVES YOU DIE BECAUSE THEY RECOVER SO FUCKING FAST
I CANT WAIT TO JUMPSHIP TO VF6 THIS SERIES IS HOT GARBAGE

i say no to women and yes to men

desu people keep saying VF is gonna kill Tekken and how Tekken players should give it a try but the gameplay I've seen looks more like what people are hating on T8 for

say yours thanks to SEGA Sammy

how do you kill that which has no life?

virtua fighter has always been a mash fest but that's kind of the point. there are very few moments in rounds where you lose agency. it's a game of interactions and when the round timers are 45 seconds you're gonna be forced to make a lot of them

>>571325024
It's forever comical that in their retarded attempts to casualize the game they've just made it even more important to do your homework and lab to have any idea what's going on. FG devs are so fucking stupid. It's amazing.

df2s are bananas in this game yet they removed shiro, a counterhit launcher locked behind skill bar
clown devs

>>571325024
>skill8
Nope
>Step&Pray8©
>Yep

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no tekken cosplay?

>>571338015
namco is pulling out of fighting games

what do they do once they meet up

>>571338015
Cosplay is the easiest way to gain 2+ attraction points

If I dressed up like clive maybe that turkish whore would fuck me

a stranger I remaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain

life is pain

>>571338015
there better be some good upskirts vids for this

tpain
deh

If only safe df2s were part of the plus/homings kit then maybe those characters would be tournament viable (they're not, as we know)

It's funny playing AK when someone keeps giving up damage to try and throw you after you land a single giant swing, especially in the game where everybody has retard lows that lead into fucked up situations.

What's actually funny is you playing this game and posting that and the fact that you even exist as a real person. That's way funnier.