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ohamile!
>>571398972this one
almost every deep impact foal is in the gamehow long can this go on
Be nice to OP he is severely overweight and had to get his gallbladder removed you can't be mean to him today.
>>571399149
>>571398972Post more NTR tits
good morning
Sunday!
>>571399482bad morning
>>571399561why
I wonder if at some point in history there was a warhorse which was such a genetic freak it could have btfo any modern thoroughbred but it died in a charge so it never passed it genesThere was a hungarian racehorse that went like 50-0 in the 1890's before modern breeding techniques were fully developed
>>571399482morning
>>571399561
AHHHHI JUST GOT SMART FALCON!!!!
>>571399660yeah but some of those races were barely a race too
>>571399794good
>>571399794EXPLOED
>>571399660I doubt it, modern thoroughbreds are product of very long time of very selective breeding. Warhorses weren't bred for max speed and glass legs.
I have an adult ningen fetish
>>571399794Your account just leveled up.
>>571399794i know this is a traumatic event, but you have to stay strong.
Digitan LOVE
how do i get tazuna to have sex with me?i know usually torenas get umapyoid by trainees against their will on the regular, but it seems like mine won't be doing that anytime soondon't get me wrong, we have a good enough working relationship. but with the amount of names she likes to call me with, i'm pretty sure i'm firmly in the safe zone from her umapyoi instincts. i would try to get with her modelling manager, but eh, she's too uptight
Be still or Soft Step is more reliable for late XOguri?
>>571399983
did you enjoy the anniversary stream today, trainers?
Worst run I had this month, wasted 60 TP on this
>>571400096reminder that this woman can outrun tazuna, a [normal human]
>>571399993
>>571399983>adult woman fetish
>*** thread I'm gonna puke
>>571399850Kincsem won races which are currently G1's in Hungary, England, Germany and France
>>571400163no i missed it, did they announce anything cool?
Making a front TT Bakushin. Is this gold skill worth it, or does it barely proc?
I have an adult uma fetish
Tachyon LOVE
>>571400368no one says this
>>571400505grown ass woman with twintails lol
How does legacy race bonus work?say one uma has run race A but not B, and another uma has run race B but not AI train a new uma taking them as my parents, and run both A and Bdo I get someone with improved affinity from both these races?
Adult umas...
Do you remember the beachside that we walked along?The place that you promised me you'd take me one day
>joined a /v/ room 21 hours ago>still not filledthey really are here aren't they, not that I mind but my impression is that there were a ton of people from there
>>571400673Yeppers, but only once for each race rather than twice
dozo
>>571400641You say that as if it were a bad thing.
Sex with mares.
Nakayama, I need your help!
special sex soon (already have her swimsuit)
>>571400462It's hard to proc
Hi ladswhat would (You) take as a grandparent for a couple front parent runs?The kita is from MANT so she has 40 wins, and the mackween is super old so she only has 11, buuuut 3* groundwork...
dirt F btw
>>571400673You get 1 point instead of 2 This is why if you got a triple tiara parent and wanna use them as a grandparent you should try using another triple tiara as 2nd grandparentAnd same for triple crowns
>50 Ryan runs>only get stam and medium once>both 1*>51st run>get thisAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>571400978
>>571400692I don't remember no
AAAAIIIIEEEEE stop with the 1* blues I just want 1 good Grandparent
>>571401083I hope you're running in URA
>>571401019Thanks anon.
>>571401021kitablack>leader's pride>fast-paced>early lead>focus4 frontfag skills vs 1 frontfag skill front mackie at lower affinity
>>571401021sounds like you need to be doing grandparent runs instead
Her name is Sakura Chiyono I say Oh noShe is shit-o
>>571401132Why would I run URA instead of MANT?
Are there any release-1.5 anni cards which are still used in current JP decks? Or did even cards such as Kita speed get outclassed by now
>>571401021You can get a 3* groundwork from a borrow on your actual ace run but still that power + med is valuable
is Go with the Flow a good career skill for getting unbrocked
>>571401248gold city
>>571400449i also missed ittitle holder got announced, another of duramente's kids. did not inherit groove's genes, she does MMA and was trained by a bear
>>571401248creeku
>have to do dirt run for fuji stars, on fucking summer nonethelessWhy do they do this
>>571401248Anon, you don't understand how much stronger current cards in JP are. New cards are handing out two gold skills and maxed hints.
I want to hear about Admire Vega.
>>571401248bro JP is 3.5 years ahead everything we use now is outclassed, except parent because uniques get way too specific later on
>>571401163>sounds like you need to do something that has microscopic odds of success to begin something else that has microscopic odds of successMANT has 1 month leftsometimes you gotta accept the cards in your hand and play
>>571400692ugly shit uma>>571401114beautiful goddess uma
>>571401417Hory shitto
just press wit and speed and the stats will come, it's the bakushin way
>>571401417>two golds and maxed hintsFrom single event chains
ikuno................turbus
>>571400381yeah but she is from 1870s
>>571401590Taiki with power sparks is literally easymodo
>>571401392IT'S TIME FOR PASA PARENT RUN MINES
>>571401417wtf so its LITERALLY not worth it to spend on ANY banner now? im a savegod now.
>>571401694if you can handle not playing for 2 years...
>>571401694it all depends on when you want to start playing the game
IM SO SORRY MAMBROS I MISSED MY FIRST RUN EVER YESTERDAYI ACTUALLY FEEL BAD IM DOING A RUN RIGHT NOW
>focus on fat and stacked white sparks and don't care about blues and pinks legacies>do fat 60RB+ deck to maximize the chance for SS rating for fat whites inheritsgrandparent runs are the most fun desu
>topro>soccerYou guys keep falling for thatsee ya next bread
>>571401674I haven't done a single Pasa careerstill stuck at 1 fan and 0 bond
You guys should be nicer to Chiyo
fuck chiyo
>>571401841hope you get better
>>571401590your trainee lacks guts
>>571401842why do you hate her
>>571401841>soccerNIGG
Hello friends!!
You guys should be nicer to Orfevre and her trainer.
>>571401590>>571401673It might be an easy-mode career but what does she actually accomplish? The stats look nice but>pace with 0 reliable accel>you dump 20% of your skill point budget into neck and neck which never goes off properly>can't inherit SFV without hard bricking inheritance>flower unique never works>even if you did get all that the CM lobby will just have 6 fronts anyway
>>571401981Cute Journey would say this
MANT moment
>>571401841You actually play it with your feet
>>571402048palmer wouldn't say that
>>571401841lmao seething brown
>>571401842She's like top 3 best UMAs for mant
>>571402048he's gonna show up in /Uma/Club tomorrow
>>571384726Are there any notable cards and parent skills for lates and paces? For lates/ends I guess Ryan and Golshi/Rudolf as parents, but I have no clue about paces. I just looked up all umas I like, grouped them by As and Bs in pace and late and it turns out like 17 or 18 of them have A or B in pace, and 12 in Late.>>571384907>Do not get daiwa as inherit. Split accel/velocity inherits are really bad and only the original is worth taking most of the time, unless it's a perfect proc accel.What do you suggest then? I need to find one grandparent because two Marus and Bourbon can only provide one, and since I don't have Seiyun and have to borrow her, it's not like I have a choice when it comes to grandparents on that side.Speaking of Seiyun, I'm tempted to pull on her banner to get use of MANT for parenting, but apparently you don't use MANT for that anymore on JP?>>571384946>Lead trading between fronts is important because by doing so the fronts extend the lead from the backlinersSo in theory it's beneficial to run 2 fronts so your own umas would fight against each other? I thought this leads to increased stamina consumption and reason why they get overtaken is they run out of gas.>linksWell, that clears it a bit. Read gametora, will read docs later as I have dailies to do.
>>571401990please bring fronts, pleasethey suck so much
>>571402048mambros...
>>571402048Mambro...
>>571401248>can my cards last forever :)yeah just join the retard leagues
>>571401426what do you want to hear about her
>>571402282umanko wetness
>>571401841please understand, she's such a boring character her fans need to keep throwing shit at her and hoping it sticks. they already tried inflating her boobs or pretending she's part of the inumusume clan but nothing worked
>>571402048>2 slots emptyDo we only wait until the end of the month for recruitment?
>>571402048>best of luck>removes all your fanshappened to us a while back and just barely didn't affect us, faggot behavior blacklist this n*gger from /uma/ clubs no joke
>>571401101wtf since when is she so cute
>>571401787mambro...>>571402048you could have prevented this...
>>571402354nobody you want in your club is looking for a club on the 21st
Pasa is so loud I was doing a career and her SEKAI SAIKO WA woke up my sister who lives down the hall
>>571402048one month until grand concert, why not just flatline until that
>>571402360Yeah I don't get why people do it. Happened to us in /uma/club 2 months ago too and it almost fucked us out of S+.Just say bye if you want and uninstall the game, no reason to leave the club
>>571402579I hate Pasa
>>571402360>>571402662nah saying goodbye and leaving is the honorable thing to do
Muteki no egao de arasu mediaShiritai sono himitsu misuteriasuNuketeru toko sae kanojo no eriaKanpeki de usotsuki na kimi waTENSAITEKINA AIDORU SAMA
>>571402662what I was referring to lolthey just want to be seen and known it's annoying as fuck no one fucking cares AND now you're fucking yourself over in the future for no reason if you do decide to come back which is why I want them to publish their names so I can make sure they don't get in another club from here>>571402710die retard
>>571402602Because we don't allow flatliners unless they're that one guy that always flatlines or the guy with a gf that we kicked and then let back in for some reason
>>571402710how is fucking over your club for no reason the honorable thing to do
uh oh /uma/club melty
>>571402710Agreed, more prompt/professional, makes me wonder how many umemployed faggots are in /uma/
>>571402768fuck off umama people have a life outside of this game
>>571402874you have clearly never held a higher up position this is like quitting the day of a job like you're putting fries in the bag you don't just quit out of nowhere in profesional environments and you would know this if you weren't a brokie fuck I sincerely hope you're baiting
>>571402360>removes all your fansIs that what happens when you leave instead of getting kicked?
>>571402973no it's like tendering your resignation instead of still showing up each do and dicking off until they fire you
>>571402973nigga this is a gacha game not a corporate postion
>>571402768judging from some of the replies I think people are too dumb to realise their fans get deleted when they leave their club so at least it's stupidity not malice
>>571402360Won't he just get kicked for flatlining anyways?
crazy how all the "normal" clubs have these issues and constant drama while the schizo clubs thrives and keeps getting stronger
>>571402973This. If you're going to quit I want a 30 day notice first otherwise I WILL blacklist your name and I WILL hold a grudge.You will never be hired again after that.
yo yo yo yo yoah-hahear this out
>Try for OVER A YEAR to turn a day 1 casual club into a tryhard quota club for no reason>Schizo out about it on /uma/ every fucking day>be so obnoxious about it the original /uma/ danchou ends up hating his own club and quits>Someone leaves because they can't keep up with the quota and burns outOH THE SWEET SWEET IRONY MAMBOAND THEY HAVE THE GALL TO SAY "STAY FOR THE FAN COUNT"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>571403121He'd get kicked next month after fans tally so it won't matter
Danchou here. I'm blacklisting all the mambotards and /uma/SEAclub niggas.
Leaving a club as a top earner right before refresh and watch the rank sink like an anchor must be funny to watch, but you'd be fucking yourself over carats though so you'll have to be absolutely clocked out of this game
>>571403127ERP clubs > schizo clubs > normal clubs/trash/ club is literally the best 4chan group I've been in. Always high brackets and no drama at all.
>>571403297Naruhodo, club drama is complicated. Thank god I'm in a lax shitter club.
>>571403127>he doesnt knowOh, no, no, no.Wait until the end of the month, Uma&Co bro.
>>571400462It's an onige skill.
>>571403121yeah but their fans so far would still countalso nobody is going to join in the second half of the month
>>571402986the club loses fans no matter if you leave or get kicked>>571403052wrong>>571403057he gave a real world example so I did too>>571403095I think so too>>571403121not at the end of the month, or rather past the reward date on the 15th or so because someone joining a club past that point is very unlikely>>571403247this but unironicallybut no they can literally just quit the game right then and thereclub keeps their fans, and everyone knows you're gone if you've been gone for multiple days on endliterally no one loses in that situation, you just fuck over everyone and yourself for no reason (their rewards too if, as they said, do decide to return)it makes no sense whatsoever>>571403356it's just retardation yea
uh oh melty
SAAAR DO NOT LEAVE SAAAAR YOU BLOODY BASTARD BLOODY SAAAAR
Yep this is a ntr thread
>>571403413is umanko the schizo club?
If you want to be funny you don't need to say anything.What happened to Opera emoting then fucking off and joining another club later?
>>571401021I would rather use Smart Falcon or Bakushin than an 11 win parent.
>>571403672Yeah
>>571403260YEPPERS!
>>571403496>literally no one loses in that situationWe lose the chance to funpost.I'm not disagreeing with you, I just think treating it like a 2nd job is funny. I'm glad my club has no drama whatsoever.
>F2Pchads are ragequitting the game>and cucking other F2Pchads out of $2 in caratsAn extremely brown situation, thank God I'm not poor
Does pasa inherited unique work on any medium courses, or is she mainly a mile/sprint parent?
I'm not poor but I like my club being S+ for the status
>>571403793>anon has no formality or classtell me you're broke withuot telling me you're broke
I can probably make my club drop to B+ if I quit before reset and say I'm burned out by MANT
If I ever left my /uma/ club I would never join another one, this is one of the worst communities I've ever been a part of
>>571403496>the club loses fans no matter if you leave or get kickedDidn't notice the second (You)I wasn't aware quitting before the tally would do that. Thanks.
>>571403715nah
>>571403363Do all ERP clubs have discords where they share nudes or what?Cant see how you'd have an ERP club with how stupid the censoring is9/10 times I wanna say something on club chat I get hit with a censor message then give up and keep silent
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>571403839Mile/SprintFinal Straight is never the start of Late Race for Medium/Long
>>571403939I wish doxxo didn't exist so nobody could check my previous clubs. I wanted to join a /vm/a club but after knowing they accepted an /uma/ anon only to kick him 1 day before gibs because they hate /uma/ keeps me chained to this general.
>>571404092nice try V
>>571404179>I wanted to join a /vm/a club but after knowing they accepted an /uma/ anon only to kick him 1 day before gibs because they hate /uma/holy based
>>571404179Now that's petty
>>571404180
>>571401497If they don't rework affinity, you're still going to do your parent runs in MANT.
>>571404179cringe faggotory, no wonder their general is dead
>>571404179Same, I'm just hoping my clean resume of never club hopping and being a normal person would be enough. I'm not leaving anyway but it would be nice to never have to check this general again
>>571404161Hokko is one of those characters that’s super cute but is not very interesting from both a gameplay or story perspective so there is literally no way for me to justify rolling for her
>>571404179Pick a side nigga
>>571403496I don't know. I'd rather leave like how they'll kick me the instant I stop gaining fans or not log in for 3 days.
>>571403363>/trash/ clubjesus christ i thought /v/ma was bad...
>>571404282>buena kisses my cock and leaves blue lipstick marksBig need
>>571404343please readthey left PAST the 15thanything prior to that doesn't matter
>>571404282
>>571404305anon do you realize how few people are gonna go back to MANT? You need a reality check95% of players are going to be using ""mant parents"" that were just ace runs that luckshitted for the next 1.5 years
>>571404102>he doesn't use unexpected keyboard and writes his ERP with obscure letter alternatives
>>571404179That never happened, i asked them a few months ago
do you think if I dogeza and begged a whole lot palmer would let me hit
>>571404470And I can still get kicked past the 15th if I don't contribute or fail to login for days. It goes both ways
Now that I have Smart Falcon I'm scared to use her.She seems like one miscommunication from going full yandere...
>>571404621no competent club does thatit's on you if you join somewhere like that
>Stop gaining fans longer than 2 days? DANCHOU IM GONNA SPAM GRAPHS IN /uma/ DING DONG BANNU KICK KICK KICK>Leave on your own? NOOO SAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE LEAVE BUTTON SAAARQuotafags are absolutely in shambles this thread, I love it
>>571404605Palmer would probably let you hit once you got to know her pretty well and you just asked her
>>571404605I have an odd feeling that Palmer may be gay, maybe, potentially, big chance
>>571404659falco likes to be in the chair you're fine
>>571403786Same. A long-time member just said he's quitting, so that's sad, but my club is super comfy
maybe if you fags weren't so unlikeable then maybe nonnies wouldn't quit like this fucking you over
where did this "you'll still be doing parent runs in MANT bro" come from? this shit gets so forgotten not even cygames themselves updated it during the 2 anniversary revamping to the first 3 scenarios other than giving it a 1900 stamina cap as a joke
>>571404659You are SUPER misunderstanding her character anonshe's literally the most pathetic uma in the game (from a personality standpoint)
>>571404621>>571404714retard
>S/S+ club>no quotafeels good.
>>571404523/uma/ will be full of players claiming to still be making MANT parentsscreenshot this
>>571404179/vm/a seemed cool but I heard about this story as well when they were at /v/ma, and, honestly, I can believe it. I still go there from time to time and there have been countless of times of us, /uma/ being brought up unprompted and kept getting accused and blamed for all of the bad things happening in there.I mean, it's probably a deserved hate, but, still. it seems obsession at this point so I rather stay with my club while doxxgenesis/umadoxx exists.
>>571404621If you didn't even contributed that much fans then you deserve it because it wouldn't dent the club much anyway
>>571404836for the same reason we do parent runs in MANT right nowother scenarios lead to less affinity (until the update) and fewer skills (until skill merchant cards like ramonu come out)
>>571404917yes and 4chan is a contrarian website, who gives a fuckYou would think goldship is unpopular and mejiro ryan/NTR were popular if you took this website at face value
>>571404930I was the one who spread that story as a joke, it never actually happened
PULSE OR SHADOW BREAKUMA STANMEDIUM SHOW HARD IS THIS TO GET!!!!!!!!!!!JUST 3 THINGS 3 THINGS IS ALL I NEED
>>571404897I like telling lies, too!
>>571404714You got kicked didn't you
holy shit this /uma/club retard is still this fucking steamed over something that happened months agoyou realize that in 90% of clubs it doesn't matter if some flatliners leave or get kicked since it won't affect the ranking anyway right
>>571405039your thread is dead no amount of propaganda will revive it>>571405061I know you do
I want to have sex
>>571404770those safe edgy streamers are the most brown thing imaginable, especially the vtubers who call themselves based and redpilled and are just browns with a 3 digit body count appealing to other browns pretending to be white
>>571404836g2/g3 races still gives affinity in GL so you still do MANT, until they fix it in GM only g1 gives affinity so you can practically do parent runs in any scenario as they give as much affinity as in MANT
The groovelings grow stronger
I don't like telling lies.
reminder that all the drama here is manufactured by /uma/club schizos
>oh ACTUALLY uh specifically after the 15th my quotafaggotry has entirely new rules and this was totally established day 1 and is common knowledgeSIDES ENTERING ORBIT CAPTAIN, WE'RE LEAVING THE ATMOSPHERE
>>571404897those don't exist, though?show proof
Not the hecking 15 millerinos lost!!!!>gap to the next rank: 200 millions
This is the faggot line.You are forbidden from being a faggot below this post and all dramafaggotry must cease.
>clubless loser melty
t. assmas fag who isn't part of a /uma/club and has to manufacture drama
>>571405234you don't play the game
>>571405158even worse, that one's french
Mambo drama used to be kind of fun now it's just weak bait
>>571405274Nah
I love lying to my umas.Their tears are delicious."Yes Haru you CAN win the distance races!"
>>571404729do you think if I tried being a bastard by suggesting she might be bi instead and begged while dogeza'ing she would let me hit
>>571405261now try 150m
>>571405374what mambo drama
>>571404179>>>/vm/2628642Idk, I asked and they're saying it didn't happen
>>571405220oyakodon with Air Groove and Aruvuoyakodon with Air Groove and Shipoyakodon with Ship and Kisekioyakodon with Aruvu and Duraoyakodon with Dura and Hold
Im glad to be in bricked where we have 0 drama :3
I'm glad I don't play the game
>>571401841Topro's dad is Dicta Striker, aka Soccer Boy
>>57140544629/30 btw4/29 non-uma btw
>>571405426Some are also saying it did. It's probably an old memory already
there's a game?
Sweep Simulator is not a game
>>571405582n-no...
>>571405426>250 000 fans lost? oy, never happened...
>>571405038nobody here says ryan is popular
I play the game
>>571405731Is it just me or is Oguri really cute?
>>571405551>You need to be 30/30 in your A+ club brooooo, you will be 100 mil away from S instead of 120 mil brooooo*yawn* Who cares
rerun when? I missed it
>>571405776it bothers me that this looks like a hololive fan game
good pacetechnically could've raced last turn of summer but whatever>>571405809she is really cute
>>571405553Idk, I just have never seen proof so the most likely explanation is "hey someone probably made shit up"
>>571405796
>>571405796I'm 32 years old.
>>571404714since when were natieposters this based
>>571406005>phoneposter>based>enabling a seatard
>>571405929Well, desu we already have our clubs. I wouldn't want to risk it since it's a very /v/ thing to do.
>>571405426I actually created that gaslight. It isn't real
>>571405989you're the teacher
>>571405989I'm 34
>>571405929I looked at their thread and they're already hating on us. It doesn't seem unlikely for that story to be real
>>571405532Cute Gastrodon
hi /uma/ I've been on hiatus just checking in, is mant still going? also is doto dead yet?
>>571405426>>571406102I'm the one who created the gaslight that it didn't happen. It is real.
Marry and reproduce.
>>571406124I will be grooming these girls!
>>571406196you got one right
>I hate /vg/ culture/vg/ has a culture?
>>571406205not even this torena could win against the uma genes...
>>571406220when I was younger and starting college my bros went into the teaching path and tried to get me with them but I refused because teaching degrees are for losersall the JKs I missed I was so stupid
i sure love sniffing boy umas
>go for my weekly run>start off fast>groundwork>overtake someone>ramp up>overtake a cyclist on a uphill>highlander>save energy on a downhill>after-school stroll>speed up on a curve>professor of curvature>get a PB on a segment because there was another runner ahead of me and i paced myself to him>slipstream>unyielding spirit>running route ends on a straight>straightaway spurt>100m left >homestretch haste
>>571406196yesnyo he's powered by his LOVE for wada
End Closer experience (I ran out of clocks)
Air Groove bros?
>>571406316this is just what people say when they dislike feeling left out of injokes. disliking /vg/ culture just means you need to lurk moar.
>>571406440>disliking /vg/ culture just means you need to lurk moar..../vg/ has a culture?
>>571406316Hating NTR is a culture
>>571406440truelosers will be losers so can't do much about that, they should go back to their thread already
>>571406521the rest of my post explained what that means
>>571406521Yes. /uma/ is NOT a good example of it.
>>571406370Teaching IRL seems awful. You dodged a bullet teaching maths to fat kids. Your current job is better.
>>571406438Tawakebros...
What is the /vg/ culture involving Smart Falcon?
>>571406521>/vg/ has a culture?Forgotten...
>>571406370They're now stuck with "teaching" literal apes so i think you're good lmao
>>571406394gwochacho is a FRONT CLOSER...
>>571406425Got 80 clocks left, I'd drop the game until MANT is over when this happens. No way I'm spending carats for their bullshit flawed game design
>>571406698Smart Falco is mostly posted to explain game mechanics in detail to newfriends who don't get it, and to dispense knowledge about the game in general
>>571406698Cute tummy
>>571406394>go for my weekly walk>late start>rushed>didn't spurt (no HP)
this is the only thread on /vg/ I even readit's a board for generals not for browsing
Smart Falcon is the community slam hog
>>571406769You have 1 free career everyday so it's kind of fine now
>>571406842
>>571406949>/uma/ is the only general I readYou are part of the problem.
>>571406769If I did that I would've dropped the game a long time ago
>>571406698We like her older version>>571400687>>571400505
Sometimes I autopilot a little TOO hard
>>571406521/vg/ "culture" is entirely dictated by discord raids
>>571407130yes I do feel guilty for not also posting in generals about games I don't play
>prepared to passthanks...
with how much you obsess over culture I can safely assume you guys are some shade of brown
>>571407283I don't because I fap to the characters, like Idolmaster.
>>571407186you guys always say there's these secret shadow society discords constantly planning 4chan raids, but NEVER post links to it, or even a screenshot! Same shit as /vt/!
>>571407185I've done worse. But for me extra creams == extra SP since I can get away with doing 4~5 races in a row.
prepared to pass?dont mind if i pass on the career
>>571407335let her rest you monster
>>571406964>1 freeBwo it's been 3 since friday
*pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat*
>>571407396TrueIf it exists I want in
>>571407421sprint is 40+ territory I'm sorry...
Fuck it, I'm doing a Smart Falcon run.I've wanted her for so long and now I have her.
>>571407185This is how the game tells you to highroll and go for 4-5 races in a row
>>571407396That's because they don't let me in! Since I disagree with them!
The only culture I'm cultivating is the mold in my bathroom
by "/vg/ culture" they mean spamming porn, drama, and namefags btw
SO PUT MORE SHIT ON SALEWHAT THE FUCK MAN
>>571406964>>571407425I might have dyslexia...
>>571407130retard
>>571407524>not nibbling luna-chans cute fluffy earscringe
>>571407396I've seen discord invites being posted in this general before
>>571407524Cute Luna!
>>571407425I meant that you get 3 free retries and 3 daily shop clocks. At worst you're spending 5 clocks for a career so it's a free career each day + 1 clock
>>571407185every time i buy more than 3 gold cleat I always forget to use them
>>571407384I am a proud African-American & my wife is Sakura Laurel
>>571407768>shop>free
FAST LEARNER EL CONDOR PASA PARENT RUN LADSEASY SSI HAVE A FEELING, THIS IS IT, DOING THE FINALE RACES NOW
>>571407847>im a proud xyzuh oh
Come on. I just continued an attempt for an ace run and I'm already feeling sleepy, and I'm not even lacking sleep. Worst part is this career have been ongoing for 2 days and the same thing kept happening every time I try to continue the run that I lost count of how much sleep I've gotten the past 2 days.
>>5714079244d chud melty
>>571407969why are they wrestling
>>571407969The motion blur is funny
>>571407851AIEEEEEEEEEEEPACE CHASERRRRRRRR
>>571407969this looks like something i would have fapped to when i first discovered fapping when i was like 12
Yada yada
>>571406394unironically ive improved my running times because i started listening to uma OSTs and imagining myself in a race>panting and sweating, legs burning>ura G1 OST hits the final spurt section>"heh... guess its time for my accels to kick in...">suddenly feel like i can keep goingthis is literally how oguri cap felt.
>>571407969there is nothing wrong with this pic
>>571408007what the HECK!?
>>571401787It wasn't a milly but I hope you forgive me mambros
>>571408154Big Mac would not drink that
imagine being black unironically, tragic
a literal who dropped a sweepy out of nowhere and my dick is fucking hardhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/146103548
cheval so good they made cheval 2 and 3
>>571408357there are few things I hate more than westoids posting on pixiv
>>571407396>or even a screenshotI've seen some years ago on /akg/ and /bag/
should I admit to my clubmates that I'm brown? Or can they tell from my ohayou! sticker?
Is this enough for maru speed, rickey, and tachyon? got 45 sup ticks 15 uma tix
>>571408357I thought that was a github link for a second
>>571408341Laurel loves me & that is all I need
>>571408357>nakadashinice
>>571408357There does seem to be more R-18 Uma out there lately
>>571408535same
>>571408534if you only want 1lb Maru then yeah
>>571408590eos soon...
>>571408642hmm, might need to swipe then
>>571408535i thought it was a github link long enough to copy and paste it. i was really disappointed.t. cant sleep in the summertime and brain doesnt work
>>571407396One day a picture from the Uma&Co discord got posted with V's name showing he also was part of the VF cord, the anon that leaked it got kicked and nobody talked about it again.I meanGLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG GLAG
>>571408357>taggingWon't be there very long
>>571408357>restricted in my country
>>571408590good
>>571408534>maru AND tachyonnigger pick a struggleeither maru and LH or full tach
>massive tits and ass enjoyer>somehow mcqueen makes me feralI am so confused ngl
>>571408723They would never EVER talk to eachother right???
>>571408723Autis/uma/ took in that anon, and Uma&Co had held a grudge against them ever since, extending to their new danchouUmamusume
>>571408759britbwo....
>>571408702I mean I assumed worst case of needing 30k for Rickey. You can also theoretically luckshit 3LB Maru in one pity but it's just not very likely.
>>571407396why do you know about /vt/'s claims of discord bullshit
>>571407396>same shit as /vt/You already knew but you still don't have the c*tube link?
>>571408885Not a Brit but I am a Europoor
>>571408780real umamusume enthusiasts need KSB+Maru+Tachy to be competitiveyou will see when the time comes
>>571408780Who's LH?
Uma pointing her finger upI kiss the finger
>>571408820For me, it's the thought that she might drop the lady manners during animalistic sex
>>571409047my future ex-wife
>>571409071Horse named Finger
>>571409071you don't know where that finger's been
>>571398972is happymealweek playable yet? i want to eat her pussy
>>571409071Even if that finger just got out of my anus?
>>571408872who?
>>571408091hey the retro art style is fitting considering daiwa's type of tsundere is basically dead and can only be found in works with those types of style
>>571407396>all these replies and everyone posting "just trust me bro" stories with 0 screenshots or linksdamn the guy kinda nailed it
>>571400446Disguisting fatties.
>>571409334>he does not know how to use the archive
My trainee loses all her elegance when she's snoring away
so......did anyone actually pull for shakur?
can we postpone the club drama to next week, i want to actually enjoy the thread until the reset
mcqueen is a rapist who locks her trainer in the mejiro basment
>>571409465Almost certain no one sparked for Shakur at least, that'd be very very sad if otherwise
>>571409501try going outside lil gwo
>>571409605several people itt posted their sparks it was very sad
>>571409663there are several females itt???
>>571408780nah it makes sense for the biggest piggy metaslaves running 2 front + xogori
>>571409727I'm a guy trust me
>>571408780I like fronts, thus I need maruzenskyI need light hello, whom shares a banner with tachyondo you understand?
>>571409727Why do you think anons call them shakursisters
>>571409465i got her at 100, i would have sparked if i had to
who's the bigger dyke bait air shakur or symboli sirius
i can understand liking NTR because blonde with big titsbut nobody likes shakur unironically
>>571408395lets not forgive cheva 1's alt!
https://x.com/krigim55/status/2067879541415231900what did they mean by this?
>>571409465felt like half my club did
>>571408534If you get Rickey early.The SSR selector is literally up to Maruzensky, so you can get an additional spark on that. 400 pulls on Light Hello will likely get LH to a good level. But for Tachy and her 2 sp bonus will need saved up rainbow crystals for MLB.
thoughts?>3118 SP>44 Racesno Speed Star thoughever...
>>571410085>boy uma VA pulls boy uma move on another girlya no shit thats the whole point of the character yuriturd>reddit spacingkill yourself
>>571410232SQUEEEEEEE
>>571410295>3 SR cardscopeeeee
>>571410232>gap closer>straight descent>hesitant frontsA bit of a waste of SP but she seems good. Triumphant Pulse is winning condition anyway.
>>571410314aura
>>571400687
>>571410314she raped me
>>571410230is the selector paid?
>>571410314>what if yaeno muteki>but cool
Any uma selectors?
>>571410456
yeah so there's like this 30 year old woman in here
Any new umas announced?
>>571410543noppers
cm16249472182494721824947218quick tester (or two??)
>>571410765yeah Equinox is finally in
I want to have sex as Mejiro Ardan
>>571410938like in a hospital bed or
>>571410825A quickie with Teio......
so for a dominigger I just need to give them hesitant pace+front and call it a day right?
>>571410938Laying down?
>>571410825 The NTR you borrow IS mine... right..?
What's the closest I can get to Nero in uma? FGO is dead for the next couple months
>wasting carrats on Rickey >when you can buy her for 20 bucks 10 days laterlol
>>571411249I thought there was no selector ?
>>571411218I don't play faygocan you describe her personality
>>571408780He might be a Marufag. You need Tachyon for Maru herself and S Maru for parents and your second front runner. Shit sucks.
>>571411315only a free ssr one
>>571411218sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>571411315half and full anniversaries always have PAID suptix, one for umas and other for supports
>Danchou is keeping track of who has pulled on Shakuraiee, my trainer rights
>>571410825>hesitant front is useless bwo300155813001558130015581quick joins so another oneeeee>>571411104quick on the go, slow and passionate in bed
I would beg my trainee for sex constantly
>>571411520half annis only have paid SSR/uma selectors starting with 2.5
I want Fuji Kiseki to use me. I want to do another summer camp with her, to prepare her for the races to come at the end of the year. Does she plan to keep racing after our three year contract? Whenever I ask she just smiles, winks, puts a finger to my lips and tells me she's keeping that to herself. I want one of her juniors, one of her ponies, to approach me to ask for race advice. Oh the pride both Fuji and I will feel that someone like me is getting approached for advice. Oh the worry I feel when that pony talks about the very idea of me becoming her trainer. Fuji laughs it off. But I can tell that her eyes are on me. Watching how I laugh. Watching how close I allow her pony to get to me. She takes me away from the beach where everyone else is training, wants to show me a secret training spot. A training spot for me. An Umamusume is able to easily overpower a human, after all. My back gets roughed up against the stones. My swim trunks are lost in the water. Fuji is on top of me, biting my bottom lip. Grinding against me. She's still in her swimwear. She won't let me feel anything more until I remember whose trainer I am. I could call for help, but at this point, I've learned better. And I cannot imagine a life without her hands roaming over me, possessing me. At the end, I feel Fuji gets +10 to her power.
>>571411632why does cygames hate money
>>571411576mildly less sex sex sex sex sex>>571411685not going to read any of that copy pasted slophowever: sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>571411610Yes we know Digitan
Who was that woman you were talking to last night?
Most I’ve managed to risk in a row in MANT without After Repeated Races
I finally got around to playing Pragmata. Good game, wish it was longer. Game ends just when it finally feels like you've got a lot of toys to play around with.
>>571411685Fuck you. I was about to post MY sado- masochist fantasy and you beat me to it. I'll never forgive you.
didn't askdid NOT ask
>>571411610I would plant the seeds and slowly as our relationship develops into her wanting that, I will deny her and bang a younger trainee
>>571411972Does your slop involve Gimlet? I want to read it.
yeah, that's more like itget plapped
God I fucking hate Chiyono so fucking much
>>571411218lookswise maybe durandalpersonality... I'm not sure. Maybe TMO or fuji for that theatric self masturbatory-feel? but it isn't quite the same
>>571412032You shouldn't bully your boy uma...
Which umas have actual biological women as their IRL fans?>Fenomeno>ShakurWho else?
>>571412187But I love you.
visible bruising where I was hitting myself while gooning yesterdaygood thing it's under my shirt
>>571412234All of them obviously, to varying degrees
I hate when Curren thrust her vagina on my penis
Is any of these upcoming characters heteroromantic? It's my biggest fetisch
>>571411557think I wanna try out double front next697316876973168769731687lasto
>>571408534I think the carat calculator says I can afford it and I have a little less total rolls than you. But I'm only going for LB1 maru and double spark on tach/hello. We should both hope we don't hit spark on ricker
>>571412234
>>571412417I am a biological and heterosexual man and I think Dream Journey is cute
sex
>>571412393FRONTBROS...
>>571409424
>>571412496Anon, I...
Pull for Rickey or you'll never win a dirt CM ever again
>>571412234Stego>why?There were female fans of the real horse that sent love letters to him
>>571412736You're leaving out having to do the worst career in all of uma musume: pretty derby
>>571412736I kinda don't care about winning CMs but she is cute and sexy
>>571412653I am just mentally ill, not trans
>>571412390I don't think heterochromia is a thing in horses
Feng Shui isn't real.
>>571412913My cock wouldn't lose to gyarus...
https://jiggie.fun/JGSE8_https://jiggie.fun/JGSE8_https://jiggie.fun/JGSE8_
>>571412214If I wanted to bully her then I would give extra special attention only to one day stop giving it and focus on other, more feminine umas. I would then tell those umas to purposefully interrupt our conversations saying this will help her then focusing solely on them. I would pick only umas similar to Curren, Jordan and City who radiate pure feminine energy to make her insecure about herself a little and maybe even talk to Grass when she's in bloomers. Then I would slowly start giving her more attention around her birthday and holidays, I will go all out here and make sure she's incredibly happy with expensive gifts but pull back as soon as she gets comfortable again. I might even snag Tazuna into the plan.
What do they put in the water over in south korea to make half the uma artists from there consistently draw gay stuff? Not necessarily complaining because it's cute most of the time, but why?
>>571413020Confirmed
>>571413117What could I do to convince Seiun Sky to let me sniff her boy feet
>>571412913Gyaru love
Is it time for Rickey propaganda?
>>571412773Is Torena in trouble?
if I was still mentally ill they wouldn't have discharged me
>>571413248stop being such an unlikable troglodyte
>>571413281She told me wearing matching rings is good luck too
>>571412393>3 rooms>3 unique winners>3 vastly different resultsthis is sprint alrightthanks for joining
>>571413281>bro just get SIX>GREEN>SKILLS>every single career>Btw you need to do that while getting the usual distance S
>>571412913Jordan is literally perfect
>>571413465Yeah, but have you considered that she's cute?
>>571413281it's always time for rickey propaganda
>>571413297Actually he made it
>>571413440thanks for hosting, it's fun to watch the midrace skill lottery
>>571413507
>>571413540She has the same face as every other character in this game and will mean nothing to me until I see her animated and hear her voice and learn her story.
>>571413465>He thinks six greens is gonna cut it
>>571413540there's no use talking to a metafag redditor
>>571413440AhhIf it wasn't for Taiki I would've gotten full podium hereA shame...Ah...You didn't answer my question mister!!!
Umas would post anonymously online about their rapebait trainers
>>571413604the only cute thing in this gif is the Smart Falcon plush
>>571413649https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>571413647I watch this every time it is posted. Jordan is very important.
>>571413647
>>571413753I like that we're all racing to post this dinky song when it's time to shill RickeyIt can't be just me and another anon. It's gotta be a bunch of rickey song poster waiting to paste the link atp
>>571413465she has 3 (THREE) green skills built into her kit
>her gold is 2>Light Hello gives free pace/front savvy >focus from Kita, the skill she gives the most after straightaway recovery>wet/firm condition from hints or inspiration that's already 5 which are all extremely easy to get
>>571413647Absolutely perfect
>>571410915MUH
>>571413873YOU CAN'T POINT THAT OUT NOW THEIR SHITTER COPE WILL FALL APART!
>>571413712Digitan would make the shit we say here look tame. Grade A pervert.
I'm skipping Rickey.She can spook me by next year's dirt race, this one she will be a huge gaslight.
why aren't cuties realI mean all of them, for every umasurely Cygames could contract some Chinese sweatshop to make them for pennies
>>571413540every single uma in umamusume pretty derby is cute except for a couple rare exceptions like ryan/stego/fenonot a big flex
>>571414178you forgot mcqueen
>>571413873>Pace Savvy on a front runnerShe has two built in and one of them is track dependant.
>>571413873>Pace Savvy>on a front runnergreat head start
I need an Uma who worked hard to get into Tracen but then Tracen proved to be way more difficult. Good enough to enter, but not good enough to stay.
>>571414118bro? all the faces of the franchise (and NTR) already got one years ago, which was only the first volume
A very baffling combination of umas on the screen
It's casual hours I see
>>571414364Light Hello
>>571411362She's proud, self-aggrandizing, and very passionate. But she also believes that love is something that is shown physically with gifts and applause, rather than the quiet honor of sitting by your side and spending time with you.She knows "allegedly" she's messed up in her past, but doesn't allow those things to define her and chooses to live loudly and extravagantly despite her regrets. Where there is glory to be won, she is always there, because she is glory waiting to win.But also....>>571411498
Are all ungulate kemonomimis doomed to be footfag fodder forever? Genuine question
>>571414386Most people are actually spending the day with their father
>>571413873I remember a post from an anon saying that a gold green counts for 2 that was pretty funny you should rerun that one
>>571414118They are
>>571413602Poor him. Having to pretend to be her boyfriend when he is only interested in adult human women.
>>571414364That's exactly Tosen Jordan.
>Rickey is front bwooh no no newfags are already gaslighting themselves
>>571414229no, mcqueen is cute i'd say, the stupid umas that appeal to twittertrannies are the ones that lack cuteness, dream journey is another example
I will marry a JC!
>>571413873She has 0 built in because I'm gonna run her as a Front on Turf
>>571414374did I say>all the faces of the franchiseor did I say>I mean all of them, for every uma
>>571414504My father is DEAD(spiritually)
>>571414534Dia and our lawyer advised me against replying to this post.
Bros don't dress like thatBros don't even say things like thatBro???
>>571414549she will be running front until she has to be demoted to pace
>>571399320>almost everynot even close
>>571414413You might like Fuji or Opera O
You better get that Restrain greatgrandparents set up if you're pulling for Rickey
Palmer bros, how we feeling?https://poal.me/hlocn1
>>571414506A lot of people still buy gold speed greens instead of just single or double circle
>YOU BETTER DO THIS THATno thanks, autist.
>>571414537Is she the least popular one of her group?
>>571414792ai experts is this slop
>>571414581then you should search harder, pretty much all of them have one already except the really unpopular umas like El Condor Pasa
>>571414792I can't pick between dober and mcqune
Was not Umama in the Palmer Kigurimi?
>>571414989it's tracing-over-3d-model at worst
>>571414989maybe notI based this judgement on how it has non blurry words
Which race has the star piece bonus? I'm doing one non-Sweepy run today tops.
>>571414957I don't know what I did that ended up helping you but you're welcome I guess
>>571414625did you post a picture of yourself
>>571415187Japan Dirt Derby. First day of summer.
>>571415187the summer dirt race
>>571413873So it's up to (You) to get...>firm/wet conditions>standard/nonstandard distance>a weather speed or guts skillright?
>>571414625bro is a baby
>>571414413LOVE UMU, SIMPLE AS
>>571415217Saved.
>>571415276>having to get 3 greensso just like building a normal FR
I completely forgot about daily reset
>>571415180>I based this judgement on how it has non blurry wordsthe words were added after bwo
>>571414625Okay baby
>>571415397full nelson love
>>571414971I don't know the gyaru friend group very well, but my impression is that she's the least popular within the group and 2nd most popular with Tracen as a whole. She left a big friend circle by coming to Tracen.
>>571408140bro has a midrace accel
>>571415402sloppers aren't that good
>>571414625
>>571414504I haven't talked to my Dad in over a decade
updated my MANT item tierlist before the scenario dies
>>571414989Here is the account if you want to judge for yourself. https://x.com/poka3iii
>>571415276why are mexican uma players so horny
wajey
Posting again for those that didn't see it during the concertYanko is going for a second BCC win
>>571415548hey now, don't knock the small energy drinks, they're useful when you're on 0 energy and you need to run
>>571414792why are there so many muhkween votesi never see any of you nerds goonposting about her
>>571415637is it true that she's awful?
>>571414989No, AI can't do those fine hair lines on the shoulder bone without it being a squiggly melting mess into other intercepting lines
>>571414383Urara is Shakur's friend
>>571415713Would a second BCC win be a first for a race horse?
>>571414625I wish my father was dead
>>571415603latinx are pretty sexualhave you seen the women
Time to make a new batch of marinara
>>571415812no, second
It's the 5g radio wave anon again
>>571415853Time to get a new knife bro you're eating pink paint chips
>>571415603They're a pro-whores society
>>571415738It's all the AGP nonnies converting them
>>571415713are they still planning on racing in japan if they do a BCC champion title defense race?thought the plan was to retire at the arima kinen this year?
>>571415834I wish my dad was alive. Want to trade?
>>5714159185g isn't for radio it's for cell phones idiot
>>571415786there's no way someone like shakur has friends
>>571415853are you soaking garlic in cola? I can't tell what that is
>>571415853your air fryer is DIRTY
>>571415738it doesn't have to be about sex you know desu no?
>>571416093Post your bare feet, McQueen.
>>571415749wei is pretty strong iirc
>>571416032trueI am like Shakur and I have no friends
>>571415603their women are walking around wearing basically nothing with asses so big they can genuinely zero-irony kill youlike that's just every day walking around on the street, a 90% exposed ass big enough that it could genuinely suffocate you or crush your skull
>>571415749she's not bad, just for miles only though
>>571415958I wish I could, bwo. I would.
>>571415749She's a multipurpose uma that can run front and pace, she's a strong pick for mile races.
>>571415957didn't say, so I assume their inital plan of "if he is in good condition after BCC/Arc then we want him to race once in japan" is still in effect
>>571416148yada desu wa
>>571416032ulala is everyone's friend, even 2pac
chevass
>>571415853what's the point of that painted knife when it's just gonna come off and into your food??
>>571416328solid ass
>>571415853Homemade marinara is the absolute best.
>>571416336It adds flavor
>>571416328that's not an ass, THIS is an ass
>>571415548You are under valuing facility levels and over valuing manuals
>>571416312I'll yada all over your toes.
>>571416180there's a sad irony saying this in an uma general which might genuinely be the most asslet gacha game on the whole marketwhich logically makes 0 sense because pro athlete runner women tend to have pretty nice asses and outright insane thighs
>>571402048Based and same, GL isn't much better though unless they bring in early botting (official). So I guess I'll be back after that.
>>571416312Please post feet
>>571416401imagine the smell..
I like mcqueen not necessarily because I find her hot or cute, but because she seems like she'd be extremely fun to tease. Especially because of the whole sweets lover thing.
>>571416378>how shaggy lives after scooby died
>>571415853
>>571402360Depends on the club. Clubs that kick the day or week before monthly rewards go out in turn deserve this.
>>571415548I know the fast learner hat is expensive but you guys really downplay the absurd power of fast learnerI've had runs where I had to sacrifice a juice and other good items for it and it's always, ALWAYS been worth it
What's your favorite noodle dish? Pastas count.
>>571416032But she does!
Gave my dad a cake I made by hand and watched a movie with him.
>>571416478>"Hey torena check my mean biceps and pecs!">Kitasan has no muscles to be seen or groped>horse that went through brutal training and had a gigantic ass and thighs>asslet
>>571416695Gnocchi soup
urara woke up late and put on the wrong racing silks!
>>571416478The leg game in uma is actually kind of weak which is unfortunate, it's literally canon they all should have thighs that can crack a walnut.
texted my dad happy father's day and didn't reply to his response
It's not father's day.
>>571416796Gnocchi is a dumpling, not a noodle.
>>571416076don't shay that...
>>571416478its because the game is idolpilled, the sex has to be toned down, or the real reason is japan has always been more sexually attracted to women's upper bodies than lower bodiesdesu the races would be pretty incredible to watch if the umas had thighs that reflected their superhuman strength
>>571416691Fast Learner's effectiveness depends on the pace of the run for melike if I got medium S and its there ill consider it
>>571414504>tfw having a competition with my father to train the better uma>rudolf vs teioMy Teio is not looking good tho
>>571416695Penne or fussilli carboAnd Pho (not the western variant)
>>571417085
>>571417071Cute Falcon, I will make her gnocchi
>>571417229This is very wholesome and brought a smile to my face
>forced to finish a doomed run because the four previous borrows were awful enough to give up
>>571416695I love tortellini but if that's too much of a dumpling then I'd say udon
