Previous: >>571831769>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Air Shakur (3*), SSR El Condor Pasa, SSR Matikanetannhauser, SSR Air Groove, SR Gold CityCurrent CM: Cancer Cup - Hanshin Turf 2200m Medium/Right/Summer/Cloudy/WetCurrent Event:>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Curren Bouquetd'or (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
mant bad
>>571848840>Teio is bad for TrackblazerYou didnt fell for the gaslight right?
El sexo pasa
I WANNA FLATLINEIN THIS CLUBIN THIS CLUBIN THIS CLUB
>>571847709wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife wife
Tachyon LOVE
>>571848840el sexo
>>571848840are latinas good for you?
Mambo!
https://x.com/Gunhildr_pics/status/2069973190726873440I laughed seeing these animations but seeing horse suzuka run off into the horizon also made me kind of sad
>>571849141Extremely
Digitan LOVE
Shouldn't Tracen do something about the increasing number of relationships between trainers and trainees?
I wanna rub mu face on pantyhose uma legs
>>571849031indeed!
so what now
>>571848976How did that Teio get Top Runner and Tail Nine? Wtf?
>>571849468clear up friendlist and wait for throne pullings
>>571849468Why don't we just wait here a little while...See what happens.
>>571849468Clear the storyGet commander spechudWait for throneRemake aces with borrowsUmasturbate until then
I'm at 100TP... danchou wouldn't mind if I'm waiting for throne, right?
>>571849557haxx
What do skills like Fighter or Shrewd Step do?>increase passing abilityWhat does it mean? Does it increase accel or velo?
Say something that you like about Grass Wonder
>>571849557Allegedly some sort of cheat where a gold skill can be purchased if you have the hint for its white skill
>>571849821gametora.com/umamusume/skills
>open uma>99% cpu usage and 3 fps on the lobby>it keeps doing this every time i open itUhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>571849821These are accel skills, shrewd step can activate really early so it's a groundwork gamble. Fighter procs during midrace so it does nothing, it's a TT skill.
I'm gonna hack into your moms pussy
>>571849764>>571849906fr? That's wild
Doto is a pretty popular uma yet I've never seen a single anon post a CM win with her even during med or long CMs
>>571849174MAMBO!
as a newfagola, should I just spend all the carrots on support cards? oh and are the 4 free SSR tickets they give you random or fixed, because the ones I've gotten are all listed as S tier and I find it hard to believe I'm that lucky
>>571850102Because she's almost unplayable in MANT, same goes for Cafefags or McQueen sisters.There is an anon on /vm/a who plays her tho.
>>571849857H84
>>571849406thisespecially sexo suzuka's
>>571849857I like how fat her ass is
>>571850102Check her mile aptitude
>>571849448luna-chan, my number one wife
>>571850102I'm ticketing her spooky version, base sucks (spooky sucks too but less so)
>>571850102Doto is only liked because of her body. She doesn't actually have fans.
>>571850102Doto is very precious
>>571850161Only spend carats on good banners, don't spend willy nilly just because you 'feel like it'. The free SSR tickets are random and yep about almost all 4 are meta cso onsider yourself lucky HOWEVER you need 3/4 copies of each of them to make them actually usable
>>571850161You got lucky.You should roll for supports but right now there is no good banner for you. My advice would be to roll for cards, use the copies you get to make a deck and then reroll once the next scenario hits in a couple of weeks, play now as a trial of some sorts. If you enjoy the game, once the name scenario hits, do the reroll and start the game with cards that will actually make the game fun for you.Those are good cards, but only 1 copy is not S tier, you need 4 more copies to get a god like card, so don't think too much about it.
>>571849857I like how she pretends she isn't American, beats up El, and also her ear accessory. I still don't know if the shield is a reference to anything tho
>50 minutes for this garbageThank God for the affinity rework, I can farm in URA instead.
>>571850347I too am a big fan of the prez. very cute creature.
>>571850161Just buy a new MLB Fine/Creek/Natie/CockBalls account bwo it's only like 10 bucksThis isn't worth it if you're gonna start from scratch
>>571850737retard
>>571850554Do Doto's race leggings count as pantyhose?
>>571849448that's a cat
>>571850835Curious. What would compel anyone to defend the travesty that is MANT?
>>571850856I say yes
>>571850161EXPLODE
>>571848976did you edit this image or something?
>>571850993saying URA is shit for parent runs =/= defending MANT
>>571850993>better stats>better aces>better runs>better parents
shan't reply to slop
>>571851037see >>571849557 without the name censorship
Now that we're allowed to hack in gold skills which are the meta cards? Should I still bother pulling for something like Ruby Power?
How can Cygames stop global hackermans from embarassing them?
>>571849557>>571851143>>571851037ID is 993537180920check for yourselves, it's in his archive
>>571850993retards just love being contrariansThe objectively worst scenario in the entire game? Yeah, it's ummmm GOOD actually and you're STUPID if you don't like it
>>571851037People are now cheating gold skills https://x.com/TjonojtT29137/status/2070020529956827314
We are one month away from being able to hack in carratsThis is a good thing
>>571851324That's crazy wtf?
>>571851321well, URA does produce worse parents than MANT, but I'm sure GL can be competitive
>>571851082>>571851123Enjoy your hour long 1* guts>Reached SSDon't care here's your 3 whites
>>571851298>it's in his archiveHow do we even?
Marche
>>571851462If we get the URA update then it'll probably be close enough
Why are browns always posting the blacked nigger NTR artist?
>>571851405Please be real I want to get 6 gorillion carats
FINISHED JUST IN TIME FOR YOU DANCHOU
>>571851475I wonder if I've lost to subtler cheaters in CM's
>>571842836how long until he starts sending instructions to cygames on how to get everyone banned
>>571851665Good boy, now do it again
>>571851467If you're too retarded to build Parents I guess MANT and URA are gonna be around the same so it's better for you to stick with URA Parents.
I must be the only retard that can't make a good hoguri, isn't she supposed to be easy? Why are mine a jobber when I thought I made the best one I ever did
>bourbon activates cacao and passes my sky>a couple seconds later, sky activates escape artist + curvature>does not move an inch>activates medium corners a few seconds after that>does not move an inchexplain
>>571851665don't care
>>571850774
>>571848976>>571849557Oh I saw that on xitter and thought it was just some casual complaining about getting stomped but didn't look at the gold skills
>>571851678
>>571851665>not waiting for new day
>>571849019Are you a good enough trainer to experience the Mejiro bloodline?
>>571851749You don't have to be a genius to learn how to use github to install sweepy to make MANT farming even remotely viable, I just have principles.
>>571851767So does everyone else. That's why hoguri CMs is retarded to take seriously
>>571851853
game sucks
>>571849857I like her racewear
>>571851994I have BIG experience in things
>>571852059I like this Mambo
>>571851774no overtake on corners allowed
this game is not good
>>571851893>waiting for a new new day >[Daily 5]>Finish a Career playthrough.
>>571852143We expect great things from you desu wa
Digitan rabu
If you don’t have a legacy with Best in Japan, make one now
I'm nearing 500 parfaits. Will they ever be as needed as clocks? I'm usually able to get through class 6 retention, but sometimes it takes a couple of parfait runs and a past week I had to actually use RP jelly.
>>571852585It will be a challenge handling all you girls but I will do my best
>>571852143HOW big?
redditors are among us
>>571852610Someone was extremely angry making this image. Like yes, of course the umas have more to them beyond their catchphrases and key traits. That's every character in the game.
>>571852748
>>571852663the only use they have is using them when an opponent with a gift box appears in TT
>>571852860that's the buonoanon you're talking to
>>571852904ryanxwonbin...
you better be grateful, danchode
>>571852904wait a minute... how did you acquire that screenshot?
>>571853023>124 coins left overno congratulations for doing the bare minimum
Mcween!
>>571852904what does decompiling mean
im sorry danchou but an update to a game I actually enjoy playing just dropped so I'm not doing NO runs no more
>>571853210it was posted in the umanko 'cord
Why do we have so many agp nonnies
>>571852945>people have emotional reactions over things they are passionate about
give me a good reason to not nuke my A+ shit club and join an Icarus one with SS rank that requires no fan quota because they provide a free bot that carries the whole club
Why does kingu have the prettiest cosplayers?https://x.com/uoxou_166/status/2069726192769654925
>>571853315the poe2 update wasn't THAT good
What is in the picture?
>>571853434ryanfag danchou...
>>571851994>Are you a good enough trainer to experience the Mejiro bloodline?Does Golshi count?
>>571853434Please do it danchode, Give me a great reason to drop the game forever
>>571853434It will be funny, if you don't it will not be funny
>>571853363You should be happy, not salty
>>571853639Are you happy?
one more week... for Special Week
>>571853394
>>571853554
>>571853314when a program is compiled, the code you wrote gets converted to unreadable wingdings that's easier for the computer to executedecompiling takes the wingdings and turns them back to the code you wrote
Fuck I can't get past one win in this whale infested CM
>>571853745Don't be a homewrecker, Spe.
>>571853698I am this happy
>>571853738
>>571850774>>571851794After finishing her career i understood why there is so many wife arts for her.It's not about her appealing and charm, all her career seemed like she was dating her trainer
Can I get a QRD on this event?
>>571853503It wasn't that but I'm sure it's still better than the pain simulator that mant is
>>571853554noooooooooooounless this is rntr them yiiiiiiiissssssss
>>571853745
Is there even anything to look forward to in this game?Most of Grand Live is going to be even more Ogurislop and Frontslop. If anything, it'll be worse because now Oguri will be running Tachyon, and Fronts will have Maru + access to Runaway.We're not getting evo skills early. The metagame won't be changing for the rest of 2026. Nothing ever happens.
GL will not be better.
>>571853929deltarune isn't that good too but atleast there's a cool new song
>>571853924>build veterans during event>they all get put in a team>you go up against opponent teams>the uma that team the most in your gets the they
>>571853745Take what's your's, Spe
>>571854037Evolved Skills will be implemented in GL. TRUST THE PROCESS.
>>571853487>why does the prettiest uma have the prattiest cosplayers?
>>571854037Im looking forward to 2027 uma yeah
>Get opera>Pot 5 her>-200 long shoesgrim
>>571853951
>>571854037>Most of Grand Live is going to be even more OgurislopFeels good to be an ogurichad then
>>571853503isn't there a new poe1 event coming out today? no time to play it but it has ToTA and random ascendancies on tattoos
>>571854056>>the uma that team the most in your gets the they
>>571854104>when your trainer brings home a ningen cosplaying as you
>>571854037>Is there even anything to look forward to in this game?>PVPno and I hope there never is for you
>>571854184I'd genuinely rather do 5 MANT borrows than play TOTA again
>>571853745Be a homewrecker, spe
>>571854142
>>571854056I can't read
>>571854037No evo skills but the 3rd year balance patch will change things for the bestPaceGODs will benefit the most, also summer golshi means the xogger will be kneecapped HARD
>>571854142>>571854349she gonna rape him, isn't she
Yae
>>571854274Playing for the career stories is fine and I do that too, but if you really care about your umas, then you'd naturally want to take them to the competitive stage and make them win.
> End of MANT finally in view> Parent runs apparently will continue to be done on MANTAh shit
>>571854052ALSO not that but anyway, i should probably go play it instead of lurking on here. Umamusume Pretty Derby
>>571854392>summer golshi means the xogger will be kneecapped HARDHuh?
>>571854480not anymore, today the game will have a big balance patch that includes the change in parents that were expected for GM, so you will be able to do parent runs in GL too
>>571854480gwo has been in a coma for the past few days
>>571853729>throwing free shards when you could have a 4* Special Week
>>571854142This guy's art looks like 3D converted into manga drawing.
>>571854517This individual is stupid, it is safe to ignore them
>>571854480The affinity buff is done to specifically avoid MANT
>>571854480witGOD said we'll be doing all of our parent runs in URA and you should pretend MANT never existed THO
If all the agp nonnies were in umas in a stable I would take it upon myself to give them many foals
>>571854153why did the artist cut the toes
>>571854406It's a Non-H doujin. You could find it on sadpanda easily but there's only a chinese upload.
>>571854349
>>571854604>todayJuly 1st
>>571854741It's hard to draw
>>571854757damn, but the most important question is this: does spe steal him away
>>571853503wtf you're talking aboutthe endgame is awesome now and they keep making weekly patches fixing and adding even more shit
>>571854848Does it end here?
>>571854659>4*>he doesn't have a 5* Special Week for GLholy bricked
Stay hydrated.
>>571854449>If you do not bound yourself to PVP then you don't actually care about your oshinah, I am fine, I will continue to auto-select, then change the 1st uma to my oshi and skip
>>571854848
What kind of parents and deck should I be using for the throne gambit?Kita + nishino + marvelous + finemo + throne + team siriusIs that the deck? Then power and wit parents? or stamina ones? I'm quite confused
>>571854392§3rd year balance patch" you retards are going insane over a balance change to shichi that isnt even fucking happening, it's a skill description change
>>571855058
>>571854936THIS and I have so much fun juicing and upgrading my character nowkino
>>571855058Im probably drinking like 4l a day now, summer sucks and I hate pissing so much
>>571855074
>>571855301Noooo, I hate it when an uma cries
>>571855064>i'm going to play a game where all of the character arcs and emotional investment are in competitive racing and then not try at all in the competitive racesCorrect. You do not care about your oshi.
>>571854895Chinese scribbles are completely incomprehensible to me so I have no fuckin clue. The last few pages seem ominous though.
>>571855301Nyo....
>>571853503idk why people like poe2 so muchI got it on release, played a bit and uninstalledthen on this super hyper good update I got it, played a bit and uninstalled>but you never played diablo!!I did...
>McQueen nonniessex>Finemo nonniessex>Kitasan nonniessex sex sex>Bue nonniessex sex>Curren nonnieseww>Falco nonnieseeeew>Flash nonniessex>Mirako nonniessex sex>Chiyo nonnieskill>Ardan nonniessex sex sex sex sex>Shakur nonnieslol>Sweepy nonniessex>Luna nonniessex sex sex>Bambo Muteki nonnieseww
newfag here, how long does it take to finish one of these and do you get the gold ones more often?
>>571854936>>571855174Is playing POE2 until Cyge wakes up and makes the game good the play?
>>571855243I must stay hydrated because I have hemorrhoids.
>>571855514It's funny because Shakur nonnies are the only actual women (multiple) on that list
>>571855535A couple of months, if you do all the events that give them. The most important resource in the game.You get gold ones more often yeah, but SR cards are going in decline...
>>571855514fuku nonnies?
>>571855514>>Bambo MutekiOk that got me.
>>571855514you dummy, muteki is cuteki, tho her distance affinity doesnt help her in mant
>>571855551you can play both...
>>571855514they're all the same singular guy
>>571855535You get aboutta 4 pieces a month and they're worth $21 each
>>571855451you're not autistic enough to like complex games
One question for those who have paid caratsIs there any difference with the "free" ones?Except for the daily special pool which you can pay on with them, is there anything else to consider?Because to me it seems you like you would spend tons and tons of money for very little amount of carats to even just pull enough times to MLB one SSR card.Does it costs less paid carats for the 10x pulls? How do you exactly manage this?
>>571848840HURRY UPDATE UPDATE I WISH TO SEE MORE!
>>571855514UMAMUSUME PRETTY DERBY?
>>571855774but I play mahjong
>>571855551I've done parent runs while blasting maps in poeyou can do both
>>571855854anniversary selectors and banners can only be done with paid carats and not free ones
>>571855301I only tl the pages I found in pixiv, if someone know where to find the full version I could finish it
>>571855514>nonnieswut
>>571855921I going to blast something else into umankos
>>571855854daily 50 carats rollsthe best scamcha in the future are paid carats only toobuying selectors
>>571855941But are those really worthy?Like it still would cost you 1500, those are lots of moneys
>>571855301I HATE YOU FOR POSTING THISTRAINERS BELONG TO TRAINEESNINGEN WOMEN FUCK OFF
>>571855514??? Don't call me that shit. Being called a faggot feels less humiliating than "nonny"
>>571855809I wish succubus Ardan drained me...
>>571856050200 rolls is 30k caratsyou can bypass that with only 1500
>>571855641>>571855745ok thank you. i assume i should just use it on the fine motion wit or the grand live release cards? i haven't used any carrots after the initial rolls so i have over 30k saved up for it
>>571856050>Like it still would cost you 1500, those are lots of moneysit's... like twenty bucks, anoneven a jobless poorfag like me can scrounge up twenty bucks every half a year
>>571855050based fellow spechanner
>>571855058agreed
>>571855854Daily pulls are cheaper which give you a slight discount when sparking for the first time, and they allow you to pull on banners you wouldn't otherwise want to spark because you can get lucky and luckshit the rainbow you want (7% chance to do this after 10 pulls).Gambling on paid banners is also cheaper than ten pulling for rainbows. We'll also eventually get more ways to spend paid carats such as the "5k for 50 pulls" step up gachas where at the end you can spark one of 10 umas - incredibly high value.
>>571854757can you link it? Reverse image search is shitting the bed on everything
For me? Its Dober nonniesI know I could easily make them cum handsfree
So now I don't need to clock this race for affinity? I can win it in the next year and get all the affinity anyway?
>>571855942Some anon said it's on sadpanda. Not sure if it's true.
>>571855364You can't gaslight me into being a PVP slave, you lack the authority needed for me to care
>>571855301
>>571855514Sex with Seven?
>>571856273Please use your hands
Wouldn't you still need to use MANT because of race planning compatibility issues?
>>571850102>>570109359
>>571856186keep saving until you hit 60k 45k actually and go all in on the tachyon bannerI'd advise to use the crystal on finemo wit unless you get her to 3LB or something, just keep them for Ramonu or Pasa who are the next human rights cards, you should get a comfy playable deck by GL anyway if you're 30k carats right now
>>571855551this but poe1
>>571856328>an anon is posting their translations to sadpanda
>>571856492
>>571856242https://exhentai.org/g/3187623/b8434ef066/and the pixiv sample pageshttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/125564897
>>571856320yeppers
wahey
>>571856603Damn. This is an entire oneshot manga.
>>571856596
>>571853547no
>>571856630Ok neat I get to save clocks
>botters and hackersglobal is truly the server for brownoidswhy haven't you moved to ウマ娘 yet?
HEY HEY YOU YOUI DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
>>571856342It's not a gaslight. It's facts. Your trainee would be disappointed you're phoning it in and not even trying instead of doing your best. It's an insult to you AND to her.All that said, you'll probably be happier treating them as cute dolls than racers anyway. Trying to oshirun in the current meta is hell.
I don't like the Mejiro.They look at me like a slab of meat.Except Ramonu, who doesn't look at me at all. Which is an upgrade I guess...
>>571854056it's so sad this anon suffered a stroke and can no longer be a torena
>>571856328no jp raw, just a chinese tlhttps://exhentai.org/g/3187623/b8434ef066/
It would be pretty funny if the API is completely unprotected and you can trigger any card event for your run, ha ha
>my trainee got a pink ribbon
>>571856398YAMEROOOOOOOOO
>>571856889But you're looking at her and she knows it
WHAT'S THE POINT OF PLAYING WHEN CYGAMES HAS HEAVY-HANDEDLY MADE CLEAR THAT THE WHOLE CAST HATES COCK? YOU CANNOT EVEN FANTASIZE ABOUT THEM WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY
>>571856492>>571856745These images are triggering my fight or flight reflex
>>571856939I love you halo ritual poster.
>>571856759Golshi is 1/4 Mejiro.
>>571856926To deal with indonesians you don't have to complain about them to the company you just need to be an immense fucking nigger,Fill up the leaderboard with botted clubs, whip out the 12 golds xoguri caps that have 8000 skillpoints' of velocity skills in themIt's a third world's arm race
>>571855946forced meme
>>571856957The way she runs is very beautiful, I'm sure she doesn't find it creepy.
>>571855708All me
I imagine a wii-type uma game would be popular if you could race as an uma
[+] Anonymous (Hidden manually)
>>571857214In another timeline she could have been Mejiro Gold
>>571857235TrueI wonder if they can even fix this, there must be something that is done locally that decides like what card events you get, instead of being done from the server. If you're smart you can also just use this to get greens or white skills you need and no one would probably be able to tell either
child child child child child child child child child child child child child
Mambo insider here, we're all using the hack
>>571856856My Oshi would recognize that no matter how hard I try, it wouldn't change anything (Already tried before. The only way I would see my oshi winning was if I used debuffers) due to the way the game is currently structured while also holding to my principles (I am not training any other ace but my Oshi (no debuffers too)) and, as such, would not want me to waste several hours each day on doing the pointless and menial task of playing MANT to only have my mood obliterated when I see no improvements in how I do in CMsAs such, I will continue to have fun training my Oshi without a care for CMs
>me when i'm getting ready to to exactly 3 careers for a CMhttps://youtu.be/sTqRx-F7ZqA
My oshi would be ok with me phoning it in these last 2 mant cms because she knows I'll give her plenty of sex to make up for it
One hundred magical spells, two hundred tantrums, and endless YADA YADA YADAs later...She did it! I'm so proud of her
>>571857801>you when you are getting ready to to exactly 3 careers for a CM
>>571857828
>>571857828>ruining his oshis racing career by knocking her upDisgusting m*id fantasy
>>571857235bugs are such weird creatures in how the evolvedyou can only but imagine the undiscovered critters from the precambrian era that inhabit the deep oceans...
>>571857893
>>571858026which uma would say this?
I receive:30M fans (minimum) per monthOhayou or Hip Hip Mun sticker whenever I post in the club chat30 shoes per dayYou receive:Not getting kicked from the club this month
>>571857992Tell that to Wind in Her Hair
>look up a random jp uma>easily makes into the top 3 of all retard umawhich jp umas are also as retarded and autistic?
>>571858169That's Symboli Kris S
>>571858169tachyonshakur
>>571856797>blaming players for not bending over instead of blaming cygames for being lazy
>>571850161Support cards are far more important yeah, and you did get pretty lucky there. Support cards generally need multiple copies to actually be good though, usually 3 limit break or maxed out. Some exceptions though.If you're brand new you might want to consider re-rolling your account on a couple of the upcoming banners for a stronger start.Next week we get Maruzensky speed, which only needs one extra copy, one limit break, to be one of the best speed cards.Then about 3 weeks later we get a new scenario, and the banner that comes with it has Light Hello, which you pretty much need for the next scenario, and Agnes Tachyon speed which will be the best speed card for the scenario when max limit break.Rerolling next week for a couple of copies of Maru. Then saving the rest of your carats for next scenario banner will probably be the strongest start to a new account you can get at the moment.You only really need one copy of Maru, since you can pick up the second with the free selector we get when the next scenario starts. So you could save most your carats if you get one early, but it would mean a couple of weeks with very little to play with
>>571858259strongest start he can get is just buying a Kitasan account for 5 bucks and dumping it all on Tach
>>571858181you're supposed to post the stickers only when you don't meet the quota
i hate angst posters
>>571858395i wonder what the market is like these daysbuying a creek+fine account at launch was probably the best investment i couldve made
I despise romslop spammers
Please help me...I'm addicted to my trainee's umanko...
>>571858471I'm not melanated enough to find this funny
>>571852610
hey
>>571858621jail
>third late night ramen before debutfeeder fine...
>>571858614t. eeprom sissy
>>571858543jesus fuck the artifacting lmao>>571858834SEX WITH MY DOG DAUGHTER
>>571858621Ulala doesn't even know what sex is you sick fuck
>>571858834My cock is trapped in jail (her umanko)
>>571858917No but she knows what the bouncing game is
>>571858181>30 shoes per dayI'm not logging in exactly 8 hrs apart
>>571858181>30M fanskys danchud fuck you
I learned the hard way that it's absolutely critical that at least one of your CM members has at least tether. I just went 0/5 after making that mistake holy fuck
>>571856957I feel like ramonu wouldn't particularly want children but would she get pregnant for the sake of the mejiro name?
>>571856797All the blame can be pinned to one (1) seanigger
>he lost to umanko>yep, can't beat the umanko
>>571859932She would become a devoted wife and mother after her racing career is over to fill the void that not being able to race would create
>>5718572141/4th mejiro does NOT a mejiro make
what was cygames thinking with launching global with shit acceleration and zero changes and doing MANT unironically the fourth time raw
Who is gonna be a hero and pull throne for the rest of us
>have bad early shops>save up 250+ coins at the end of junior year>fast learner hatit's just that easy
>>571857690a child with child
>>571860201bwo......that was MANT with QoL changes
>>571860201we won a mobile game of the year award, surely the dumb gaijin will suck it up for 4 months
>>571860203Just get a phone and install the game and reroll on it, boom you have your own dedicated borrow account
Race Me to the Star...
>>571857992what if it's her fantasy to race while pregnant?
>>571856092ok but one of the only two anons who post yaeno IS a faggot and it's hard to tell you apart
Why are you always so mad?
>>571858543hot
Left or right? I have a speed anklet and energy pots.
>>571859464That's where Confusion went after she offered her umanko...
Turn 1 charming how will I fuck this up?
Hello friends!!!
>>571860908Right is only a loss of 18 speed, you'll still cap speed. Go right
>>571860908right, you fucking retard. you have a speed anklet but wit anklets don't exist.
>>571860908You need power so left
>>571860908yeppers
>>571860908>700 poweryou're already fucked dude
>>571860908Right then get some power+speed ankles for the finale
is trackblazer over yet
>>571860908I would take left since you'll be maxing both during the turns you have left anyways but speed is more likely to be rainbowless
What are the odds of meeting a hacked uma during finals? I doubt the Teio is the only hacked uma that we have, and this one was just unlucky the one he fought with checked the skills.
>>5718614944 more years
>>571853729Just in time for her to get buffed, assuming
What the fuck is her problem?
>>571859464down in a holefeeling so smalldown in a holefeeling so insecure
>>571861558mares want those runner genes
>>571861106>>571861116>>571861162>>571861218>>571861318>>571861394>>571861506th-thanks...
>>571861512Rice and her sexy ears
>>571856328but I don't know chinese...
right that's classic year down with fast learner and the ONLY FUCKING USEFUL HINT I GOT IS SAVVY
>>571861864笑死我了
I HAVE FUCKING NOTHING TO BUY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>best run ever>no hat or distance s>worst run ever>hat and distance s both by first inspoI fucking hate this game
>997 wit>prepared to passmore likethis card sucks ass
does after-school stroll work on hanshin 2200m? am i out of the 1st downhill in less than 10s? is it too late on the 2nd downhill?
>>571862239bro it is 2200mgold recovs barely matter
>>571862168I cant wait for Tore to ravage Feno's tight virgin umanko
>>571862237>card that excels in training on a scenarion where training is discouragedYeah I wonder who thought fm was a good card before or after mant
Almond Eye looks like she throws a killer tantrum.
>>571861512>hacked umawhat?
>3 heals that proc and xog will be broken>but they don't always proc so it's encouraged to carry a 4th one>the 4th one procs way before and ruins timingI don't see the issue xog is as much as a gamble as late surgers
SPEED STAR IS WORTHLESS YOU FUCKS
>>571862540an uma with impossible skillssomeone faced a Teio with Tail Nine, which no card currently gives
>>571860201that WAS mant with QoL and it still was ass lol... there's no saving this caca scenario
>>571862337nigger point out exactly where the FUCK did i mention fucking gold recoveries you blindeyed fuck holy shit delete your fucking post did you even fucking think before posting of course i know gold recovs don't fucking matter but do i look like i am fucking talking about gold recoveries you fucking smartass holy shit every fucking time i ask a question on this general i get a fucking aneurysm people like you should just fucking shut up
>>571862603did they post it in the earlier thread? Must have missed ithow does one even do that......?
>>571862698
>>571862705
>>571862705artist, please draw fuku just once
>>571862705*lick*
my copano? rickey
>>571862698post your plats
>>571862719Was probably posted last thread/2 threads ago yeah. Idk how you'd do it since I dont cheat
>>571862698Spe WOULD have a melty like this
>>571862705waow
>>571862898assuming it's real and not lies anon made up, why stop at Tail Nine? Why not just load up every gold skill that could possibly benefit the Takarazuka Kinen and go to town? You'd be unbeatable.
>>571862705Chrono snif snorf
should i train a last minute hog to replace the pacer ace i made that hasnt scored a single win? im mindbroken
>>571862698You don't need gold recoveries bwo. No need to get so defensive
>>571863074supposedly the exploit lets you buy the gold variants of skills you already have hints for
>>571863165>selling your soul for a few extra carratsyour choice bwo
>>571863074They didnt just have Tail Nine but also Top Runner, Concentration despite not having a card with Concentration in the deck and something else too, but idk why he stopped there. Didnt even have max speed or distance S.Also it's real since you can look the uma up as a practice partner or whatever, someone posted something about an archive that shows the Teio. I wasnt paying too much attention to the convo though, sorry. You're better off just skimming the older thread(s)
>>571863165why don't you wait and see if THRONE saves your uma before taking the dark path
>>571863165yeah
>>571861102hello baby poster
>>571863165That's what I'm doing since the halfassed ace I made was worthless
>>571862705I don't understand why buttholes are so close to the vagina. My butthole feels like it's way further away from where my hypothetical vagina would be. Do men and women have different buttholes or is my butt just weird
>>571863165may as well make 2 doms to make the other xogs miserable too
>>571863165Throne in 5 hours
>>571863505a woman's vagina is further down between her legs than your penis, Teibro
>>571862719it seems to be an exploit that can upgrade any white skill into its gold because they also had a gold ship with superstan
>>571863505your penis is placed up higher teio bro
>>571863505The location where your sack is hanging is the same exact location as the vagina so they're not that far apart
so there's an exploit or bug that just lets you turn a white skill into the gold variant of that skill? what the fuck
>>571863505Teiobro......
>>571863719>>571863712>>571863656That's why I said hypothetical vagina not ballsack. This nigger >>571862698 really is right about people here
>>571863776honorable japanese programmingplease understandyou're expected to just stop cheating when say "stop cheating >:("
>>571863914Wahey!
>>571863914Keen... eye?
>>571863776it's also fixed in the JP version but not yet ported to global
>>571863885Your "hypothetical vagina" is wrong then, retard.
>>571863914DAILY RACE DE WA-MOONLIGHT SHO DE WA-
>>571863885You just wanted (You)s anyway so WHY the fuck does it matter if it's helpful or not kys
>>571863776Everyone is now free from needing to use Yeppers for NSM.
I wish I had a hypothetical vagina
>>571863982the 67 pose looks like shes grabbing some hag's milkers
>>571863505Why is Teio so beloved by shitposters
>>571862373I'm going to fucking WRECK her fenomanko
>>571864138OH MY GOD PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO EXPLOIT THIS IM SO TIRED OF BEING SHACKLED TO YEPPERS
>my trainee showed up with another fracture
anyone else still training last minute aces and not queued yet
>>571864324is this based on that one video of a japanese man writhing and screaming after seeing his horse lose
>>571864049when did it get fixed in jp
>>571864172The original Teioposter was so funny you see a lot of imitators. It's like how Chiyoposter has a lot of impersonators but less funny compared to Teioposter copycats.
>>571863914When Tazuna talks to me she says this
>>571864224fucked up thing to say
>>571864421>That's literally my cousin doesANON????
>>571864421what happens in curren and nice natures story?
>>571864421>people who are manipulated don't react in a logical way when manipulated waow also is your cousin single?
>>571862705Chrono genitals
>spent a whole hour talking to a Japanese community member back and fourth using google translateOh that was so much fun.
>>571864552its fenocute's fault for making Tore her boss
>>571864752faggot, why don't you marry him
>>571864414I finished mine last minute and already qualified. Now we wait.
>>571864752WELL LOOK AT YOU KNOWING JAP PEOPLE AND TALKING TO THEM USING TECHNOLOGYwant us to jerk you off or something you BITCH!?
WowThis was a MANT run btw
>>571864926well if you're offering...
>>571864752>not learning JP yourselfNo better than AI slop, which is ironic for you
>can go double onige 1 front/end>or 1 onige 1 dom 1 front/end>or 2 dom 1 front/endWhat do
You're very weird today, /uma/
I love Tokai Teio so fucking much
>Stat thresholds: SpeedNOOOOOOOOO MY FAST LEARNER RUN........
>>571864752You know what would make it even more fun? If you learned Japanese.
>>571864486yes, i think it was rather recent. maybe the arima kinen?
>>571865121Aren't those "thresholds" capped at 801?
>>571865121>Summer Runneranon?
>>571864834Hes married to T.M Opera unfortunately. >>571864926I requested to do work with him yesterday and he sent me a dm this morning and wanted to socialize. So spent a whole hour talking about Uma. He's very depressed that Japan doesn't love T.M opera as much as global does so I sent him a bunch of high quality western fan art. >>571865128My girlfriend is learning Japanese. It would be a nice trip but we both need money right now.
>>571865121shes gonna gas out gwo why didnt u use the diddy blud umalator...
>>571865128No... I want someone to translate things manually for me forever
>>571865338What's wrong with it?
Hate tanukisHate cryersHate TeiofagsHate ChiyonofagsHate stegoHate NTRFucking hate all of you
>>571865363>My girlfriend Explode
>>571865121Those skills are few for a fast learner run
>>571864049wait what the fuck? so you mean they know about this bug, and others, but instead of giving us a fixed version they just shoved localization into Uma 1.0 and sent it? are bug fixes somehow integrally tied to the release timeline??? what the fuck is this game
>>571865363
>>571865528I'm sorry Chiyofag. You are cute but you deserve a nice sugar daddy. I am sure you will find one during pride month.>>571865605Where did you find this picture of me?
>>571865363>flaunt talking to jaypeeartist>flaunt about gfWhy do you want attention on 4chan so bad
>>571865540i spent a gajillion points on petrifying gaze...
>>571864049Wait it's actually a BUG and not a result from a bot or sweepy?
>>571865426>gaslightlator
>>571865101I already confess everything to Dia when she rapes me at night, there's no reason to be so secretive
>>571865492don't shay that...
>>571863903Unironically this worked on sweepydev He felt bad and left (while keeping all the API nonsense public like a retard)
>>571865363>He's very depressed that Japan doesn't love T.M opera as much as globalWell tell him to stop being such a fag for boys pretending to be girls and to be my friend instead>571865605uh oh sharty melty
My gf is DigitanWe masturbate to umas together
>>571865880oops meant to quote >>571865605
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>571864552fucked up? more like knocked up
>>571865883That's what she does with you?We have sex
how can you fucking cheat in a game that calls the game servers every click you do
>>571865872He couldn't do anything anymore since the API's already public
>>571863165Sure, you gave pace an honest try. It's not your fault balance is so bad at the moment
What the fuck is this event man I'm scared
>>571865880being into boys is winning at life
>>571866046Digitan is a whoreShe has sex with everyoneBut she only masturbates to umas with that anon
>>571865121The max threshold is at 901+, you're fine
Trigger warning
bokumanko
>on my last ticketbwos... i survived the culling before throne...
>>571866209PROVES!?
>>571866393based Dia-chan enjoyer
>>571866102>server: here is a list of skills you can buy >client: hey I'm buying this skill that's not on that list>server: ok, here is that skill because I always assume you are playing through a legitimate client, so it would not be possible for you to select that skill in the client since if I did not include it in the list of available skills I sent, so it must have been in the list of skills I sent initially
>>571866393reminder that if you got into A rank semis pre-throne with your oshi team it means your soul is pure
>>571864421why was this deleted
>>571849557>>571848976>not validating user input>when all Gold skill hints are either intrinsic or event related and thus possible to validate in the backendWHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING WITH MY CARAT MONEY
>>571865797it's a bug or vulnerability that can be exploited with a hacked/custom client
Are we really just not getting ANYTHING for our actual 1st anniversary since release
I will end mant with more clocks than what I started withwhat being lazy does to a person
>>571866561His cousin found the post and deleted it.
>>571866102Japanese programming makes jeetcode look pristine
ok now what the hell did sweepy do this time
What does thrones even do? I am actually completely fucked in the cards department and need to pull. Should I get thrones or will something else come along soon?
>>571866595>hacked/custom clientSo not just Sweepy but Hachimi can do it too?>t. techlet
>>571866636mambro...
>>571866746sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>571866746what part of NEVER PULL THIS CARD do you not understand
>>571866209>post about being into boys>pic of vodka>A MARE
>>571866746
>>571866771if you're asking, can you download hachimi and do it right now yourself without any technical knowledge? no, it's not a feature of hachimi
if digitan was my trainee I'd go with her to stalk other umas honestly
>>571866746Throne is good for this CM and will even be used during GM 2 scenarios from now
im gonna guess that they had some failsafe like "let the skill purchase go through because its unlikely the player is cheating and more likely that there's just a desync and we dont want the uma to generate in a corrupted state."
>>571866487These nignogs made the validation for buying skills client-side only? How did it take this long for people to figure that out?
brosis it gay to fuck stallions
>>571866462she had a free lane all for herself...>>571866527ngl i'm not looking forward to rebuilding with throne, but everyone will likely do the same so i have to do at least 1 to guarantee b finals
>>571849557gold medium corners and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I've drank 6 cans of soda today, which uma is for me?
>>571865260>>571866265oh thats nice i think she is serviceable for nowmight want to rebuild her when throne drops
>>571866867she's spiritually a boyuma, it's fine
>>571866974it doesn't seem like you can buy arbitrary skills, only upgrade whites to goldsi haven't looked into how it works, but it probably comes down to being able to guess IDs
>>571866596Did they even acknowledge or posted something about our anniversary tomorrow
>>571867017Stallions make the best wives
>>571866746this is bait rightnone of you nonnies are pulling throne, rightright...?
>literal hacks tolerated by cygamesYep the game is done
>>571849557>couldve used this for some insane parent farm strats and no one wouldve ever noticed>instead they had to get greedy and ruin it for everyone
>>571867215>nonniesgo back to your shitty altchans you freak
The aerodynamics of Satono Diamond's tits
>>571867017this stallion leglocks me every night
>Literally no action against bots>Literally zero action against actual cheaters in CM>Not a word about our first anniit's eos soon
>>571867267done with mant parents because their affinity is getting nuked yippeeee!!
>>571866487I wonder if you can do it with file editing as well considering this is japanese coding
>>571867017No you're the fag
wait cygames is this bad?how have their survived as a company this long?
>>571867358don't talk to me like that
>anti bot/cheat schizo is spam posting nowmeltyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>571861087>fast learner>double gold inspiration>don't hit any of the 11 medium sparks>fail a 4% training>no whistles>single rainbow summers>kitasan event doesn't finish>NOT A SINGLE RAINBOW DURING FINALEStraight torture, at least I got a nice parent out of her.
I jobbed so hard I might uninstall if I don't get to group A.
>>571867468>late surgeroh no no no no...
>>571867439Cygames is usually pretty quick to stomp out cheaters in their game but when it comes to global they just don't give a shit at all
>>571850347Played her career and nearly died listening to her voice
>>571867468>at least I got a nice parent out of her.wrong pic?
>>571867439Japs used to eat whatever gachas that are popular. There's also the monkey Andira incident which was the main reason why we have a pity system now.
We need a Koga Aoi Uma.
>>571867570ffffffffffffffffaggot
I hate being called a nonny but if umama is doing it I think I like it....
>>571867631post va roles i don't remember
>>571867554Even the upcoming patch just feels like one big do nothing “quick, look like we're busy” bout of filler
>DO NOT PULL THRONE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES>ITS A WHALE APOCALYPSE THAT CHANGED THE HISTORY OF GACHA AND UMA MUSUME FOREVER>just borrow itsoooooooooooo what if everybody listens to this advice and nobody fucking pulls? who am i borrowing it from? one of my pet whales doesnt login anymore and the other is from here so i doubt he's going to pull for it...
umama this umama thatwhere is upapa
Despite an earthquake of magnitude 4 hitting near Northern farm, everyone including Doto is safe and soundDoto himself is also eating well and is full of life
>>571867775europapa?
>>571867785WHY IS DOTO EATING A CAT?? WHAT THE FUCK
>>571867764Someone will (buy) a reroll account and spend the 120k carats it has on throne and that will be everyones permaborrowthis will happen like 100 times
Serious question: how the hell do you get a G rank uma?
>>571867764even if no retard whales pull for it (unlikely) people have borrow slave reroll accounts
>>571867874>>571867785confirmed yuridoto eats pussy
>>571867901Everyone can... for a price
>>571867764Are you guys trying to make this thread as boring as humanly possibleGet new fucking topicsFuck you
>god stats and skills>no fast learner>no S>double circle btwThey made this game as unfun as possible.
>>571867764>get a phone>install game and create new account>reroll>borrow from said account>???
>>571867140vodka preg
>>571867540>>571867582Late surger sparks are good, you can fix creek, jordan, and mtg's aptitude with just oneYou can also force Doto late surger
>>571867989I had 185 affinity with 14* medium (A 52% chance if gaslights are to be believed) and I got it 5 out of 22 runs (so I failed the 50/50 17 times)
>pregtard>creektard>schizotardjesus christ these threads
>>571867687Also did Kanan-sama in Kanan-Sama is too easy.
>>571867901have you seen that one urara anon who grifts rooms
>>571867775Back off I'm already umama's upapa
>>571867983yeah, go back to talking about tomboys
Cozy memories of Umanko soba
>complains about thread yet still comes around-tard
hehe... im nyooooooticing!! uh oh im nyooticing hehe nyoticing hours umm... postposters im nyoticing right now? oh no no no... hehe getting nyoticing! checks clock nyoticing hours? nyochacho is nyoticecontrolling??? hee hee nyonyonono nyoticing im noticing oh nonononon getting nyoticing uh oh postpostpostersbros they noticed hmmmmmmm noticing???? wait… wait wait let me check the nyoticeimage nyohash on the nyoticechives… oh no… oh no nnono OH NONONONOOOO IM NYOTICING IT’S THE NYOTICEPOSTER uh OH nyoticeshills bros oh no no joined the nyoticerooms the nyoticeschizo uh oh uh oh??? oh nyo
>>571867140vodka is incredibly feminineshe just tries to pretend she isn't
do I really need a low rating uma for the event I don't get itall the umas in my stables are S+ or higherpls respond I need to do my daily
>>571868189
>>571867554I think global is in some really weird spaghetti code situation. Remember when they backported a bunch of QOL and balance changes the first time, in the smaru apocalypse that threw every sloptuber into panic mode? Careers were bugged for weeks, events stopped triggering right, some skills didn't work anymore. I get the feeling that they did a bunch of refactoring of old code in the JP version slowly over time but the fixes in live JP are basically impossible to integrate with global because of years of tech debt. The issue is that a lot of the QOL/core features in JP were released as part of scenarios specifically so they're time gated in some ways or conceptually tied to future events. They'd have to basically make an entirely new game under the hood just for us if they wanted to fix this stuff totally, so I guess they were hoping they could just coast and let it all release on schedule.
>>571868332noticing those incredibly kissable lips of yours
>>571868332why does ulala have an oda sharingan
>>571868423Now I want some umanko soba too.
>>571867882>>571867906>>571868001i literally did not conceive of this being possible. you've opened my mind today. thank you.
>>571868403Lewd Desire
>>571868454I get that it's difficult but we are paying them likea lotta money they gotta solve that issue on their own
>>571868361answer to my post you fags I bet if it was ERP I'd have 10 (You)s by now fuck youdon't answer anymore I'll do my normal dailiesfuck you
>>571864530>original Teiopostergod I miss him
>>571868639how the fuck would I know man, this is the first time they're doing this shit on global
>>571868423true city slut
>>571868639>don't answer anymoreDon't tell me what to do still.
>>571868361>>571868639*kisses you with tongue*
FUCK THIS SHITRICE COME HERE I NEED YOUR UMANKO
>>571868639i dont even know wtf your original post is talking about
Should I start saying "nonny" too?
>>571868361i don't know what you're talking about!!!
>>571868889You're not gay so you can't.
>>571868989HOLY I LOVE AISLOP NOW
>>571868356
I have negative self worth and can't speak up to defend myself.Which Uma should I look into training?
>>571868989whoa
>>571869086she is dead
>>571868989To whoever told me Rob Roy was for me, I get it now
>>571868989now, this is hot
>>571869075tachyon or orf
>>571869131she's listening to chopin and chopin
>>571868361>>571868639>vagueposts>gets upset when nobody answerswhy are Stillposters like this
>>571868989Moar, no way this is slop
boy tits
>>571869370are you retarded
Doto rape
>>571868361You don't need a G rank for it, but it lets you do the races more often since higher rank opponents cost more to race against. Basically you farm a full team of horses with your G rank, then you just race normally for the rest of the event.
>>571868639I like this katana training animation
hurt my hand slamming the table after I failed a 7%uma for this feel?
>>571869534Shakur
>something interesting happens to the game you spend 99999999 hours playing>you have a reaction and express it in the place where people express their reactions and feelings about the game>emotionless ascended antagonist character reading the thread drums his fingers and thinks "how droll, this idiot doesnt understand... friendship is meaningless, power is what rules this world...">responds to your post "uh oh melty"
>>571869489what does it mean
I think Stillposters should be raped
>>571869490>this would not have been possible without the work of CHINESE PEOPLE that we stole from
>>571869489doto not beating the kindergarten teacher allegations
holy fuck emperor spechud comes out today
>>571869514I get it now, thanks bby
>>571869619by still or just generally
>>571869534>getting unreasonably mad over a gameDoes it even need to be said? Does it?
how do i get race warrior spechud? i still havent done the last story event where you get the weird pal card. do i need to do that
>>571869534Me
>>571869489LSD has gone too far
>>571869514I'm not doing this shit
>>571869768Yes, do it now and make an uma with the gold skill that the card gives. You will need that to unlock the ultimate spechud.
>>571869372>>571869764sex
>>571869636i'd rather she beat the kindergarten teacher allegationst. kindergarten teacher allegations
>>571869761by me
How excited are we about the balance patch
>>571870086>pdm rebalanced before sprint CMvery
>>571870086Exactly the amount of things that happened so 0
she pace on my down till i mode
Are End Closers bricked without CB?
>>571870417yeppers
>>571869264>orfIs... Orf a needy girl?
>>571870476FuggersI thought with my Yeppers and the whiters was enoughers
>>571870417Not unless you have mlb Ayabe
>>571870592the early start white is incredibly bad too you're basically throwing SP away by getting it
>>571870086Better if I had gold city, because she is gonna rape everyone now
Thread theme
<3 my kingu
me when I get medium S for the first time in 8 runs
HOLY SHIT WE'RE SAVEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hFE24-fh9Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hFE24-fh9Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hFE24-fh9E
>>571871145buy an ad
>>571866746You put 200 pulls into Maru, and 400 pulls into light hello/tachyon. (that you have been saving right?) If you have MLB kita you only really need one of those speed cards, but you do need at least 1 light helloIf you screwed up you ticket speed maru come the anniversary, and put 200 pulls hoping to get light hello (we get 50-60 free pulls at least). Then you can try and get more Maru on later banners, or crystal I guess, for at least 1LB
>>571871076You're supposed to run the Tiara. Surely you weren't successful on Kikuka Sho all previous 7 runs
>>571869370
>>571871076Surely you didn’t forget to buy Gourmand
>>571871208>You put 200 pulls into Maru>Telling someone who's fucked on cards to go all in on front runnersdiabolical
>>571871350
>>571871320cry
>>571870515she is very domineering and extremely possessive
>>571871350whoa
Would now be a good moment to start making aces? I was playing other video games.
>>571869075kwaboli
>>571871232I was
>>571871637throne in 4hrs bwo come back later
Test
Has anyone found out how the guy cheated yet?
>>571871823Why? Cygames allowed it so no reason to be a snitch
>>571871145the ads, buy them
>>571871350Should have been 4 leaf clovers
>>571871668Don't shay that...
How many carats do i lose if I quit my club and only do dailies for 1 entire scenario duration and is it less than 60k
>>571872000Yes
>>571871895Yeah bwo I wanna lose my plat due to a cheating faggot.
>been using riko for stamDo I have to drop RIko for Throne? There'd be way too many dates to go for
>>571872120>lose my plathow can you lose something you don't have yet
Umadash...
>>571868361I don't understand the event. Do you get star pieces of youre opponent umas or do you get a copy of their veterans
>>571871963Joboli sirius DOES specifically look for the most beta male trainer she can find in her story tho....
>>571871823Context/qrd?
>>571871823its in the new hachimi update
>>571872065
>>571872197There's an unknown bot causing trouble and you don't want to find out more?
>>571872207you get a copy of any uma in their team for your team that you run the event with. you don't get any umas or stars from the event.
I'm gonna have 600 pulls by tachyon banner counting the 50 free ones too. Should I pull 200 on smaru or not? I have 2 rainbow crystals. I like Smart Falco. I MLB'd creek kita and finemo a long time ago
>>571872065SEX
>>571871823Apparently the danchou of the club the cheater is in is a /vm/a regular poster
Bros I am not hyped to rush to remake my aces with throne
>>571872316Do whatever you want.
>>571871145So you only do low ranked umas for free wins and the cost is only gold (you should have infinite money)If you cheese the event with G umas you're basically a SEA cheater like Victoria Fraudtier...
>>571872120Botters are allowed you're already losing to cheating faggots
https://x.com/estrogenuinely/status/2070034781140652317 how the fuck did a live service game get hacked
>Oh cool, free fast learner from the stats up event. Haven't had that happen in about 50 runs>8 turns laterfuck off
>>571870830
>>571872248I can't believe I'm the target audience for Sirius...
>>571870086Still waiting to see what skills actually get changed.Trying not to get my hopes up about it being on your left
wtf even is this event you guys are talking aboutI don't see an event
>>571872316If you buy the paid selector and like Falco then pull GL Falco and use your selectors for 1LB Maruzensky
>general is just nsfw slop spam>game is botting and cheatingdamn umamusume went to the dogs that fast huh
Umadash is cosplaying umas. CUTE
>>571872373God I want to cover Fuji's tits in bite marks the day before a race and watch her try her best to hide it from the media
>>571872486Tits too bigHorsecock too small
SUPER STRONG
>>571872248but have you considered that sirius is a shit and does not deserve to have a trainer
WILL THERE BE AN UMA SELECTOR FOR 1.5 ANNIV???
>>571872572Aim for the Stars! Dream Teamit starts in a few hours
Why did Maruzensky say that she feels like she can be herself when she's with me, bros? I don't want to get the wrong ideaNovice trainer btw
>>571872697noppers only card selector (SMaru will be included)
>>571872709but I'm busy training last minute aces for CM
>>571872697no. there won't be any paid selectors if we're going off what jp had, just the free SSR selector from half anni missions
>>571872623we are??
CAN WE GO ONE THREADONESINGLE THREADJUST. ONE.WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT RAPE???
>>571872697A paid one yes a free one no
So how do you feel about CM15 so far?
>>571872623where do they buy non dogshit uma costumes??
>>571872680You act like I'd be able say no to being scouted by her.
>>571872837One of you is right now
>>571872846
>>571872848What’s wrong with that
>>571872908I feel like there's a lump of meat growing in my throat
Is Smaru card Summer Maruzensky or Speed Maruzensky?
>>571873075My dick is big but not that big
>>571873075Take the cock out of your mouth then
>>571873164Sharia Maruzensky
>>571873164smart maruit's a wit card
here's a quick guide on how the event goes since you guys are fucking retarded and fall for shit like using G umas to lower your team score1.- you select an uma of any distance and the game gives you 5 NPCs for all other distances, she can be changed any time you want2.- you get a list of 3 other opponents just like in TT, beating them gives out points and if you have enough to can steal the opposite team's umas and put them on your own3.- you collect combo umas like Kita and Dia for green skills that affect your entire team4.- repeat this until you get max rank and all the rewards 5.- (optional) you could be a psycho and go for the complete umadex but you get no rewards for this
>>571873046Where? who? I need to judge him
>>571873247oh so it's aoharu tt
>>571873305Ask Danchou he will know and no it's not your Danchou
Next thread will be ass
>>571873437How is she not in the game yet.
>>571873247Thanks DiaI was under the impression I could steal umas to run in CM or keep as parents, or steal umas to unlock my roster or something
>>571873434I'll ask in the danchoucord
>>571873484She is not real
>>571873434nobody in club chat is talking about this....
is this event just another one where anyone who actually plays the game will have no problem getting all the rewards without even worrying about optimization
>>571873592it's just one guy in your club doing it. Your Danchou will 100% know who it is unless he's a witlet
>>571873657yeppers, flatniggers will seethe
>>571873564She's real to me.
>>571872316GL deck is Light Hello, 2 speed/2 wit+a flex cardAnd since the whale deck for medium front in GL is Light Hello,Kita/Maru,Finemo/Bourbon+Creek you can just borrow Maru card and be fine
7 and you cheat on your uma and break her heart
>>571873657yes, after a few days your uma will be the weakest one of the entire team
>>571873543I sent a message in #general saying who it is :)
>>571873926>>571873926>>571873926
>>571873847Never ever you evil person
>>571873247>5.- (optional) you could be a psycho and go for the complete umadex but you get no rewards for thisuma live dex is a go
>>571872316If you want to run fronts you should get Maru, ideally to 3LB+ eventually.You can always use the selector when GL releases to get Maru and then crystal or wait for the selector from GM to 1LB her, if you don't care really care about fronts and just want her for stats.If you have MLB Kita you only really need one of MLB Tachyon or 1LB+ Maru. I'm in the same position as you and decided not to pull on Maru since I don't really care about fronts and would rather have insurance for MLB Tachyon, or future banners.The new Falcon is good on dirt specifically, but I think she gets power crept by Rickey, who releases before her
>>571873063when will you niggas learn
>>571873592the thread is dead enough so here's your spoonfeed. He's streaming on youtube/twitch and is cosplaying Rudolf. You should be able to figure it out
>>571874595not everyone has a list of every single youtuber and twitch streamer bwo
>>571874595little late with someone posting it first thing in the next threadwouldn't have known he was in the club without this exchange tho
>>571870016I'd rather she beat up my cock by bouncing on it and my face by smacking her fat dotos together over my head
>>571874846Oh I didn't open the next thread yet but yeah that's him
