Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9439 - Shy and Awkward Edition==NEWS==> Sonic Frontiers: Definitive Edition Officially announced for Nintendo Switch 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlkkchmzVrA >Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie>'Sonic Live in Concert' Announced For US, UK, Starting September 2026https://www.sonicstadium.org/articles/sonic/sonic-live-in-concert-announced-for-us-uk-starting-september-2026-r3441/==Comic Release Dates==DC X Sonic the Hedgehog #3 - 01 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: 35th Anniversary Special - 08 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog X Godzilla #1 - 15 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #88 - 05 August 2026DC X Sonic the Hedgehog #4 - 05 August 2026Sonic the Hedgehog X Godzilla #2 - 02 September 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #89 - 09 September 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgThread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33dNKYQVJioPrevious Zone: >>571813178
>>571832030>be me>had girlbully growing up>hated her guys>her and her big bouncing tits that came out of nowhere>grew aversion to big tits because she was a nasty experience>years later, accidentally discover heyarnold and nagatoro>wtf didn't realize girlbullies could be tamed>flashback triggered>remember that she got extra-bouncy around me, would sometimes look longingly in my direction, legit halflidded>as if that'd work! look at her, trying to trick me!>always partnering up in math class so she can rub in that SHE was better!>having the gall to want to spot with me in gym class, light moans escaping her soft lips!>even asked for backrubs regularly for her delicate tenderness because of my large masculine sexy han-->wait, was she trying to flirt with me? she was coming onto me?? fr???>was i too autistic to realize fucking my girlbully was an option????>What! The! Fuck?????Thanks Scribbles for reminding me that I am the most retarded fumbler to ever exist.
Look what you had to startWhy all the change of heart?You need to play your partA copy of a copy of aNow look what you've gone and doneWell that doesn't sound like funSee I'm not the only oneA copy of a copy of acopy copy copy copy copy copy copy copy copy copy copy copy copy of a
>>571882254The girl who tormented me through middle school admitted that she had a crush on me when we grew up. She also grew up hot, unfortunately she had a boyfriend. I hate being reminded of this shit.
>>571882254>heres a bunch of lies i made up because i liked reading honinethanks anon
>>571882558Do you guard a big shiny gem by any chance
>>571878171>the next dayTails buddy I'd get tested if I were you.
>>571882558Is this a global phenomena? the girl that bullied me in school admitted she liked me and i was too tard raged to even believe her
Marine
>>571882090*except with Silver who she is perfectly open and calm and in-sync with
Sonic Underground may have been mid but Sonic having a canonical Electric Guitar weapon would be fucking sweet.
>light mobius Tails is 35 on debut>His daughter is in her late teens That man was raped
>>571883090Yes
>>571851556That meme was perpetuated by dog fuckers. I don’t let white women influence my opinions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0boYzDbtkA
>>571883078We can't have that with Silver else she might actually look like she likes him and that's ooc
>>571882995Usually boys do this more than girls. The tsundere act is retarded IRL and never works unless the target is into that
>>571882558>>571882995Teasing people because you like them is a very common thing. It's the reason the tsundere trope exists. Pic totally unrelated.
>>571882604OK I may have lied about the math part, sorry.
>>571883489There's probably only 2 or 3 good tsundere stories in all of anime
Don't remind me of that girl that chased me around during kintergarden because she loved me...I had my amy and i never relaized it, growing up i became fat and loser status started to kick in more than before, she ended up ignoring me.I always asked god why i had to bear this pain of developing a sexuality and being socially ostracized, but i never got any answer. I wish i was just a machine, clean, efficient, and without painful feelings.
>>571883489>teasingYou think we wouldn't notice if it was teasing? because it was not, it's literal bullying
There was probably a girl with a crush on you and you were too stupid to tell or didn't want to make assumptions so she moved on. In another universe you took that chance and you're happily married
>>571883712kek
>>571883773Stop being a loser then
>>571884013I hated everyone I ever went to school with.
>>571884013That's what I thought too but it turns out she was just being nice haha
>>571883058
>>571884143>just stopeh
>>571884013I actually dislike relationships because i might've missed my studies and not get a decent job.
>>571884013I don’t think she would have been all that pleased about my anal gooning habits
https://youtu.be/s4Py4iRfM88Bring me back, God.
>>571884013I'm interested in men tho
>>571882873wtf kind of door is this
>>571884542Who asked faggot
>>571884617The slop kind
>>571884660I did
>>571882254Girl bullies cannot be turned. Kids who bully their crush are struggling with social skills and aren't comfortable talking to adults about their romantic interests. If you started a relationship with her it would likely fail largely due to her poor communication skills
>>571884660>BullyingOh so you're into him now?
>>571884825I'm into all of you *mwah*
What's it like being bullied?
Blaze the Cat theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
>>571884923…
>>571883773>I wish i was just a machine, clean, efficient, and without painful feelings.You would've been a perfect fit for the E series
>>571883058Breeding the Tanuki.
Kissed my bully and he told the principal and I almost got sent to conversation camp but he never bullied me again
>if she bullies you that means the likes you anon
>>571885189Knuckles is an ass to her also
>>571884013i've always been a fat retard so NO
>>571885142this you?
>>571884972 i was bullied the entire primary schoolAnd one time i fought back i threw someones head into a wall and all fault was on me soFighting back isnt worth it
>>571884013I have literally never even once in my life been complimented by a foid outside of my mom. I'm a sub-6 so I might as well just not exist.
>>571885142>conversation campUh huh.
>>571883983Is this silverrapefag's only sfw drawing not on a whiteboard?
Douge
I bullied a girl for liking Sonic
>>571884972Got bullied for a year in my school, tried to ignored them and focus on living my days better, it made me mature
>>571885512That is unfortunate. I would suck your cock to make you feel better but alas
>>571885640Cute N Canon!
>>571885512First step is to stop calling women foids
>>571885512For the one girl that complimented my ass, like seven dudes also were mirin’ my cheeks/fit/ was right, men are just closet faggots
>>571885640Not even friends
>>571885725rare anon W
>>571885920Proof?
>>571885883sweet
>>571885856I'll stop calling them foids when they decide to stop acting like barely cognizant whores.
>>571886083There are plenty of fine ladies here in sthg who don't deserve to be called names
>>571886035Is in the pudding
Modern women have nothing to offer but their pussy.
>>571886226You and I both know that's false.
>>571886074>Blaze never bullies Sonic but constantly calls Silver naïveOh no
>>571886226If you're on /sthg/ there's a 90% chance you're a subhuman sperg
>>571886226>fine ladiesThe only foid on here who hasn't proven to be a massive bpd attention whore is Espioyume and I dont even think she comes here anymore.
We respect our /sthg/ women, why would they join if they don't want to talk to us low lifeforms?
>>571887093Because no one else will talk to them, which is kind of fucked up if you think about it. Male spaces are just a safety bunker for attention to them.
>>571885480>Fighting back isnt worth itWeak.There were two times someone tried to bully me. The first time, in 4th grade, I punched the guy in the face a few times and broke his teeth. He got angry but stopped trying to bully me. The second time in 6th grade, another guy tried to bully me, and I fought back, got a few punches and kicks on him before a teacher stopped us. He resorted to just trying to mock me, but never got to real bullying because he was afraid of getting hurt.
>>571885883>Anon doesn't like the bros mirin' the fruits of his laborA lot of the things humans do is for acknowledgement from others. Nothing wrong with some looks and compliments from the homies
>>571885920Lovers.
>>571885883I can appreciate the time and effort it takes for a man to get jacked more than a woman who just puts some make up on in the morning
>>571887093>low lifeformsSpeak for yourself. Im smarter than the average lifeform.
>>571887093If I'm nice to them will they eventually post contacts?
>>571887397Less popular than Shadamy. Let that sink in.
In terms of popularityRails > any other Rouge ship
>>571887708Shadamy is one of the most popular ships
>>571888045Delulu
shadow is mine!
>>571888218I hope you live in a 1 story house anon.
>>571888218When did these two even interact last time?
>>571888252Black Doom....
>>571884013Women think a valid sign of interest is walking past you and smiling and then continuing on her way. I refuse to take the blame for not knowing if some girl did or didn't like me.
No touch 'tato.
>>571888334Dream Team and TailsTube
>>571888558Meanwhile Rouge and Shadow...
>>571888529Mr. Prower, it's for your physical. Lift your tails, please.
>>571886479she's a tsundere and likes naivety.
https://files.catbox.moe/t967zy.jpeg
>>571888818Spend every game they appear in chained together?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5fFQAyboNFQ
>>571889046Now this is ooc
>>571888045rails popularity is porn not actual romance.
>>571889101Meaning it's more canon than anything with Knuckles.
>>571889128Holy fucking science
I'm not having fun in this heatwave lads
>>571890110Why are you french?
>>571890110where is this heatwave of yours?
>>571890110Climate doesn't exist. You made it the fuck up.
>>571890108Sonic doesn't need to hear all of this, he is a highly trained hedgehog.
>>571888818Shadow Gens?
>>571889290>Replying to yourself 2 times in a rowNone of ot was romantic or implied anything of the sort.
>tsundere thread>No one brings up Surge. The best tsundere
This is Sonurge
>>571891493this is sissification but for females.
>>571890110we had the hottest night in my country earlier this week.Power cut out. We don't have AC to begin with so only a fan.
>>571891726TRUKE
>>571891651Based
>>571892173pfft, catbox this next time
>>571892173
>>571892173that is very funny
>>571892173Amy would never do this to Sonic
>>571892412You're right, she would do this to CREAM!
Replaying SA2, Dark story first makes it blatantly clear that that that all of they're best work was put into the Hero story. It's like getting to the thread floor in Super Mario 64 and almost all of the levels feel like beta content.
>>571892554...
How does Sonic pull in all the human girls?
>>571892665>Thread floor
>>571888326
>>571892726what's up terifag
I'M HERE
>>571892665this picture is funny as fuck
ok maybe before going i give you this
>>571893295I love this image like you wouldn't believe
>>571893135I'M QUEER
>>571893047hi
>>571893351me too kid... me too...
>>571882468does he get pegged to keep the amy role
>>571893375I TAKE IT IN THE REAR
This CW update is very fun
>>571894017Aye, tomorrow I might drop a friend code so we can race :3
>>571894137Based if true
I am still not banned, this moderation sucks ass I WANT A REFUND!FUCK
>>571894137Cool, I'll probably be in the /v/ threads
I'm from the futureWe're getting another Sonic Shuffle next year
the only ship that really matters is this onehttps://files.catbox.moe/7fvo2w.png
>>571894720oh boy...
>>571893135He's so fucking cool
>>571894394This general is a good reflection of this franchise.They are both on their deathbeds.
>>571892665I dont agree. All thr Eggman levels feel better to play than thr Tails levels.Security Hall was clearly one of the levels eith the most thought and design put into it and it could have only ever been made for Rouge.
Have a nice day, /sthg/.
Can someone link to the japanese birthday stream?
>>571897280https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcQGR59hXfY
>>571897280It's still going?
>stop posting>/sthg/ diesI'm free.
There's no way we have more than 7 people here daily.
i gotta take a SHIT
>>571897942Thank you!
>>571898179https://youtu.be/JiJExfwlST0Just like our hero Sonic!
https://x.com/i/status/2070188013917814795Why didn't you faggots tell me there was a JP 35th stream?Waited my time watching millennials shit themselves over the Silver statue.
>>571899114you just weren't itt during the anniversary
>>571899114Very memeable
>>571899114@krack932@krack932@krack932@krack932@krack932@krack932
Hello /sthg/!
If there is one thing I can say I apreciate about Sage is how she actively obliterates RoboHitler misconceptions about Eggman.
>>571899114>Why didn't you faggots tell me there was a JP 35th stream?People have been talking about it for days. Someone even came to say here that SEGA paid tons to Yuuki Aoi to take her from a Kadokawa event for this stream. Or people commenting on it when it was airing.
>>571899965If you hate Eggman and only want Archie Eggman, Sage blocks your path
The World Cup is so fun, I wanna play footy with Tails
0v0
Sooooo cuuuuuuuuute
Killed the general again
Why did sega promote this person on their videos wtf
>>571899114Hopefully all these experimental stuff don't creep to the next game. Nobody liked the "melancholic" BotW atmosphere
Sonic is the only one that doesn’t cry
>>571901035Nigga borrow some flashlight
>>571901035Saar?
>>571901097Wow, what garbage!
>>571901281>canoncallyNot an argumentIf it got approved by ST, it was OoC.
>>571901281>Silver has broken downNigga?
>>571901281Then Sonic is a cold psychopath
^-^
>>571901036I liked it. I just didnt like Amy being depressed all game. Ian is full of shit. Amy has just been a sadsack in every game since LostWorld.
>>571901606No, just being like the Wind.
Ooooc, ooc ooc ooc, ouoooowuooooooc~!
>>571901670They can probably do it again once the late Gen Z nostalgia era starts, but right now, just do anything else.
>>571901281Oshima said that Sonic cries off-screen or something, but those developer headcanons don't mean much
So as it turns out Shadoe/Terios was originally going to be a deserted from Prison Island, and that was gonna parallel Sonic being imprisoned in the game thinking he was Terios.I guess they decided against it because it made less sense for no one to know about Terios and Sonic looking similar if he was just a terrorist dude. That and Maekawa putting more PSMEisms into the story.
>>571901530*ICDamn i gotta proofread before i post more
>>571902071Canonically means made by the same company? I thought the indication was that it happened to the same incarnation if a character
>>571901670>I just didnt like Amy being depressed all game.EVERYONE is fucking depressed in Frontiers for some reason.Apart from the boss fights because that's when ST remembered they were making a Sonic game
>>571901035SOA is on the west coast meaning they're obviously gonna be retarded
>>571901035Non-white "people" don't belong in white countries.
>>571901035You can bet these anti-woke gaming YouTubers, as good as they are for taking a dump on wokeness in video games, will start regurgitating the false narratives of Fox News and all the other zionist media.
>>5719023192000s DeviantArt, my beloved
>>571902336Israel is based for killing the brown people who hate me.
>>571899114>Frontiers was step 1 of a 3 step plan, Hearing this and FFXV getting a potiential "we unfucked it" remake makes me giddy
Talk about Sonic
>>571902503Bazz....
>>571902459They hate the U.S government and military (not you) for nurturing and feeding (((the welfare state in the middle east)))
Talk about Sonic2
>>571902459You are just as dumb as those brown people if you serve the people that are replacing you with them.
So like I've been saying the idea of (You) getting to go on an adventure with Sonic and take back the world was the central idea of Sonic Forces. Nakamura says as much.
>>571902503>Barry likes FrontiersPlease be larping.
>>571902815The OC feature didn't work since Sonic was the only playable character
>>571902815Yeah I guess everyone got that already
>>571902861>>571902651A remake would be bad news for that fag because one of the people handling it isn't at the company anymore though.
>>571902750you got any cool looking gijinkas of sonic and tails anon?
>>571902815Why did they make the self insert a pussy bitch afraid of Infinite then? I would laugh at Infinite.
>>571902170>EVERYONE is fucking depressed in FrontiersNo they aren't. Knuckles and Sonic banter for most of it and knuckles just has a moment of sadness.Tails and Sonic bro out and he has his moment of being down on himself.Amy and Sonic dont even meaningfully interact and Amy never has any moments of acting like herself.Amy is supposed to be upbeat and energetic even in dire situations.Look at Unleashed, SA2, 06, Rush, etc as examples.The only real time she is down is when she thinks Sonic is dead.
>>571903001You mean humanizations rightBecause not everyone speaks weebianJust kidding
>>571902910It didn't work because they didn't call in Dimps to make iti jest, it's because it was slapped together at the last minute because SEGoy of America wanted the Boom brand permafridged
>>571903020Both are cancerous and of course, it was a TikTok homo zoomer who made the video
>>571899114Because it was like half a day after the EN one ended, dumbass.
>>571902910Literally everything is designed around thr OC. All the unlockables are equipment for the OC.The signature gimmick of the game, Double boost is you and Sonic teaming up, etc.>>571903003Because that's how these Sonic stories work. Someone is troubled and Sonic comes in and inspires them to take charge and realise their potential and makes em take charge of their life and come into their own.You're supposed to be unlocking custom parts over the course of the game and then see hoe far tou have come by the end of it by the end and Sonic points out hoe Sonicpilled you've become.Avatar is basically Blobian Yuuta/Chris/Tails/Amy/Elise/Chip/etc>I would laugh at Infin-No you wouldn't.
>>571903589Sex
Modernbros... People are saying Classicnic looks cooler in Crossworlds...lololol
So apparently the next time the Avatar shows up the option for a Dragon will be available since Trip shows they exist in some capacity.Neat
Shadow The Hedgehog
Tails humanizations tend to be fairly consistent
>>571902654No they just hate white people actually.
Only if you all looked like this...
>>571903916Infinite's fate was deliberately left vague so he could come back if he was liked enough. Guess that means he is coming back.
>>571904646Wrong reply I assume Infinite has a cool design but he never seemed to have many fans
>>571903703sex?
>>571904402They would be living happily in their countries if the U.S government and military didn't give guns, bombs, and missiles to Israel so that Israel could ravage their countries and displace them
Why can't whites look like this
>>571905160when did canada bomb india
>>571904646>Silver vs InfiniteI'm so ready for this
<3
piracy anons, did you hear about that new patreon scraper based on kemono?
>>571905290That's a red herring.
Does Sonic ?
>>571904938He has tons of fans. The idea he doesn't is weird to me. I know people memed on his at launch but people like him.
>>571905160Democracy is an illusion. We never left aristocracy.
>>571901743"Sonic is like the wind" is an excuse to keep him a 1 dimensional character. When Sonic isn't allowed to cry because "he's like the wind", then the phrase "he's like the wind" loses all meaning
>>571905952yes anon, he does everything known to mankind
>>571906258Then they'll tell you that you hate Sonic
>>571906258Don’t pretend that you care about character depth.
It's been a wild year so far usIDW giga confirmed canonMarine finally confirmed a water user Crossworlds is doing great Megaman is doing greatPacman is doing greatMario is floundering Metal sonic kicked ass in his death battle Humans confirmed canon and mobian/blobian fuckers Honey the cat officially acknowledged Infinite returns Movie 4 wrapped up filming and likely showing a trailer by August cream/marine pedo was arrested and charged with possession Anniversary went off without a hitch even got some special guests Sonic has an on going manga with humans in it drawn by japanese ABT with how curvy the girls are drawnGemerl and Vanilla finally got voices after 20 years of silence IDW characters have voices in the works Knuckles Chaotix once again confirmed canon events Ken Penders was diagnosed with lung cancer Apple's contract on Sonic Dream Team is due to expire next yearand finally, /sthg/ is starting to die off now that people realized the only main draw was watching namefags and shiptards crash out all daythe future's already set, nothing can stop us now.
IDW is about the migrants coming to Sonic’s neighborhood after Eggman bombed OC land in Forces.
>>571906448I do. Ever notice why 2000s Sonic fan fictions on fanfiction.net are so well-liked? Because they don't make Sonic a 1 dimensional character
>>571906258You’re just a Goyim that can’t understand someone functioning differently from you. You types think everything outside of your bubble is one dimensional and and arbitrary.
>>571906258The phrase "Sonic is like the wind is an excuse to keep him a 1-dimensional character" is an excuse to make him cry for no other reason that the person is aware it id a trait of the character that he doesnt, and the person thinks doing the opposite of what makes sense of a character is "deep" and "fleshing them out".This is the same shit logic that got us years of Evil Superman trash for the record.
>>571907048>2000s Sonic fan fictions on fanfiction.net>so well-likedPeople spent over a decade makong fun of it all for being shlock. Fym"What if character....wasnt really character, and they actually were opposite of them selves!" Isnt deep or giving dimension to the character.
>>571906574>Ken Penders was diagnosed with lung cancerDamn, I guess that's the fate of every old white american man.
>>571907053NTA but Sonic is a more of a function than a character
>>571905930No it's not. I'm illustrating the point that mass immigration isn't because of war.
if we nuked Japan then why don't we have Japanese
>>571907720no, that's prostate cancer
>>571908043Oooohhhh...
Why do people want Sonic to be American?
>>571907868Then keep the Indians out of Canada and tighten immigration laws
>>571908121I dunno, you should ask Twitter.
>>571906574>cream/marine pedo was arrestedNo surprise there but which one?
>I think of Amy as a gyaru who is nice to otakuCute
>>571908282Trying but democracy is retarded.
>>571906574Half of this are lies. And Ken Penders doesn't have lung cancer.
Posting Tails gore.
I have a feeling jannies gave up on this place.
>>571908557>Defeating enemies with Hearts! That sounds just like Amy!
>>571908728Kissing a dead little foreign girl, the depravity
>>571908728Wtf delete this
>>571908773I use another general and someone was sperging out for like 40 minutes until he got banned.It's a site issue and you're only real respite is if you happen to like something they like
Sally but better
>>571907048Sonic being “The Wind” doesn’t make him one dimensional. It’s mostly supposed to mean that he’s aloof and ethereal on top of his laidback personality. It’s just unhelpfully explained by Japanese people that don’t know how to convey meaning to English and spergs that that make it seem like Sonic is a weird robot that can’t do or feel anything.
>>571908728Damn, that's one way to show someone being blown up.
>>571908952>something they likeThat would explain why those couple of images above are still visible.
>>571909260No fat chicks.
Sally Acorn won't ditch being princess and say fuck the kingdom? Wow, what a 1 dimensional character.
>>571909260Damn, I really like how Sonic is drawn here.
>>571909260
>>571883373>We can't have that with Silver else she might actually look like she likes him and that's oocit's ic, sonic canonically said that, and silver and blaze had a world tour together
>>571909337Sneeze got turned into an ear twitching in OVA and X.SA2 even has it actually.
>>571909518>>571909652Weak
>>571909693Yes Silvaze is shlock that subverts the core conceit of her character for cheap sentimentality.
>>571909518
>>571909693Sonaze lost, Silvaze wins
>>571910682Blaze lost. Silvaze ruined her character. She's shipping fodder now. Nobody cares.
>>571910538That style.Meetnfuck kingdom, Steve?
>>571910538Windshitters don't think is funny
>>571910816>she's shipping fodder>blames Silver
>>571906258Lol shipperfag
Silvaze is an irrelevant sidehow that Blaze is subjected to for over 50% of her screen time only for the sake of shipping that has nothing to do with her character that is notably exceptional relatonship for a character who is supposed to be tsunderePeople only care about their relationship for pointless sentimentality and its own fuckass themes that don't actually mean shit to either character, nobody actually cares about, and are impossible to actually write around.
>>571910816>Blaze lost. Silvaze ruined her character. She's shipping fodder now. Nobody cares.This but also Sonaze
I dont care if it's free, I dont want no gluten in it.
>>571911285>um Silver isn't realDon't care. You know what I mean.
>>571911293>Silvaze is an irrelevant sidehow that Blaze is subjected to for over 50% of her screen timeBut enough about sonaze making blaze detach herself constantly from her own world and marine to play pretend in sonic's world
>>571911293>People only care about their relationship for pointless sentimentality and its own fuckass themes that don't actually mean shit to either character,So Sonaze emerald lore?
Sonic Forces sucks because you (the custom character and 3rd hero of the story besides Sonic and Classic Sonic) don't get to Double Boost with Sonic's friends
>>571910152Maybe bulimia isn’t so bad after all.
Only shippers complain about the wind thing
>>571911748>>571911637You hate Blaze. You only like Silvaze. Fuck you.
Blaze has no fans. Only Silvaze fans.
Blaze also has Sonaze fans but Sonaze is mostly made up.Nobody actually likes Blaze. Everyone ignores Rush. Nishiyama reposted an essay about Rush and it was only used as proof for why they should distance Blaze from Sonic more. Nobody actually likes Blaze.Blaze was abandoned by Sonic Team.
>>571912473This'll be Tails in 2013
>>571905682eclipse sucks
>>571912473It sucked and Nintendo's writing the Wikipedia article to glaze themselves with no sources, we're doomed.
>>571912473I prefer A Fox In Space
>>571908687Which ones are the lies? I legit wanna know because a lot of them sound like bullshit namely Marine being confirmed water user, Infinite coming back and Honey being acknowledged, Sega doesn't care about their characters let alone bit characters like these guys
>>571913065Anon... did you pick the ones that DID happen on purpose?
>>571912937Fully modeled and anatomically accurate fox pussy and asshole. No sex in the mod btw.
>>571912076I dont like silvaze but thanks for admitting you're just a salty shiptard.
I thank God every day for not making me a shiptard
>I wonder if there's any new art of my favorite fap character>first 5 images are vore and scatDamn I wish I didn't see that.
>>571913769... Is it Sonic the Hedgehog related?
>>571913962Yes. Amy.
>>571914018It's always fucking Amy.
>>571914018>reducing Emi-chan to fapfodder
>>571913772Where are their boyfriends, Chronibbles?
>>571914291Imagine the sexy team attacks
>>571914269Who is Tails sitting with?
>>571914530Sage!
>>571912473This dude took an 80 loan for the Great Fox and put his son in debt for life. What a great dad.
>>571912473...dad?
Xouge
>>571914693Cute ship desu.
>>571914693The only problem with this ship is that eng Sage admires Tails while JP Sage hates him so we don't know her canon opinions because Sega can't into character dynamics
>>571915536I'll admit I became a little infatuated with it
>>571915034...was never a real shipIt was a real reason someone's mother fell down the stairs though
>>571915639She thinks Tails is smort
>>571915880Sonic literally says they're in love in rivals
>>571915704Like a cute nerdy rivalry with underlying affection.
Talk about rape
>>571915994It's called a joke autismkun
>>571915880Dougecoper....
>>571916125>im not autistic, you are!
>>571916001So like Wave except without the age barrier people aren't comfortable with
>>571916213When you have something game related to share and not just SoA social media slop I'll stop laughing at you people
>>571916424The fact she is his bully bothers me more than the age gap.I see Tails and Sage more just trying to out nerd eachother and getting carried away with it low-key impressed with eachother.
>>571917443>The fact she is his bully bothers me more than the age gap.but anon... tsundere...
>>571917298>implying you have anything game related.
>>571915704Any recs to get a curious cat started, friendo?
>>571917804Recs? Like fanfics? I don't typically read those. Though for fan art, I mostly get from @toukatime>>571917443Yeah that's nicer
(If that fox boy were twice his age...)
https://files.catbox.moe/kcdpmv.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/b3l41k.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/to9j9s.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/nly1to.mp4
RAPE ROUGE AGAINST THE MASTER EMERALD
>no kids even though he's reaching his mid-40s>wife didn't take his last nameUh can Ian Flynn bros explain this?
>>571918738He would still be a minor :P
>>571918946Have you considered that Ian is free like the wind?
>>571918946WIand flynn the free
>>571892665God damn that bitch is fat asfuck!
>almost 40>no kids or wife>space and time literally converged to prevent him from having children and a relationship twice
>>571918946who cares about crotch goblins
>>571917581nta but 06, rivals 1 and shadgens are all dougecentric
>>571912512Sonaze is tragedy.It's a pair made to show that Sonic won't engage in romance because he is nearly metaphysically, cosmically barred from doing so, and so is Blaze by that same logic.
https://x.com/Shuya_www/status/1559802061616734209
>>571902319You can tell this is drawn by an food because Silver is depicted as The Handsome Misunderstood Rapist. Women are insane they shouldn't hold any institutional power
Is Ian or Evan autistic?
>>571919505Yes
>>571895638I feel some characters had higher priority over others.They wanted to have split between dark and hero so they focused the most on Sonic, and Eggman, then Knuckles and Rouge, then Shadow and Tails.Shadow mainly due to his small stage list likely because he's gonna die forever in SA2 so no need to focus on him that hard he's mysterious and will get pay off at the end.Sonic and Eggman by far have the most fun stages with generally more thought placed into them.
Monokuma was on Sonic's Birthday.
>>571918741I wish gay sex was this good
>>571902319
>>571919414>06Wasn't romantic and didnt happen>rivals 1Literally them being enemies.>shadgensShadria game
>>571919446I don't get it
>>571917581>sa2>heroes>shad05>06>rivals 1>riders>generations>forcesAll douge centric
>>571919308>>571919435> Space and time literally twisting itself to prevent Sonic from finding a foid to settle down withNoticing a recurring pattern here, the universe has a role for Sonic and bitches aren't part of it.
>>571918986Nah, you'd be a MAJOR. <3 A major HIT as the dashing model for my teen unisex line, that is!
Which Sonic girl would rape with no remorse you and later have the audacity to ask for seconds like if your consent had any value at this point
Eggman noooooooo
>>571919787I can be!If you just wipe your ass and stop being FAT and UGLY and stop having Herpies, aids, Cancer, Autism, Retardation, and smelling like a block of cheese left out in the sun and maybe grew some hair on your thumb shaped head you fucking hairless coconut!
>>571920002>SonallySUPER GENESIS WAVE>SoneliseSUN GOD GENESIS WAVE>SonazeYOU WILL STAY APART OR BOTH UNIVERSES WILL EXPLODE
>>571920040Unisex?
HonTails is cute.Tailream is cute.ZoeyxTails is cute.Tailsmo is cute.Minails is cute.BarbyxTails is cute.
this is a kids game. not a "who can a blue hedgehog make out with" game
>>571920415>minailsYou hate Mina
>>571920067The Black Dragon.
>>571920415Minails should be grooming. It's better like that.
>>571919905>sa2LOLShe is duping him and he threatens her with death over muhria. You're delulu>HeroesShe is using him to get Egg shinies >>shad05Now youre just reaching lol>>571919905>>06Imagine turning "team dark" into "douge". Way to leave Omega out to dry for your ship, asshole.>>rivals 1They are literally opponants.>ridersThey arent in that game, poser.>generationsThey dont interact.>>forcesTeam dark =/= dougeKeep coping
>>571920415Yes all Tails ships are good>>571920504Game characters have priority, sorry!
>>571920509I said sonicGIRL not sonicTRANNIES
>>571920484Tell that to Archie
>>571920179>>571920002The fortune cards work in mysterious ways.
>>571920653nothing in fartchie is canon they turned sonic into some harem protagnist and dont forget they made it ALL ABOUT FUCKING SALLY and made sonic act ooc because a bpdemon chipmunk would be something he loves but nooo it didnt just end there IT BECAME THE FUCKING SALLY SHOW something happens with sonic? OH IT HAS TO BE ABOUT SALLY. sonic breathes? LETS SEE HOW SALLY FEELS. SALLY THIS SALLY THAT SALLYSALLYSALLY
>>571920763> Amy has been Monika-ing all of Sonic's potential girls behind the scenes this whole time
I loat my worry stones...
Tails ships are all bad due to them always ruining the characters attached to him, tailsfags don't care about them beyond having them fuck tails for their wishful fulfillment of being a child getting groomed, hell they don't even actually like tails, he's just fucking means to an end. It's a shitty fetish bait and nothing of value or substance.
The only good Tails ships are with Cosmo, Marine and Sage.
>>571920595You're getting irrationally angry over this, try not to toss you maternal figure.
>>571921189...All ofbthem?!
>>571921084Hmmm tasty tears
>>571921332You hate tails.
>>571920956This is the plot of a Sallyfag doomfic where Amy chases Sonic forever while Sally gets thanosed as she cries about Amy stealing her life.
>>571921364Actually I love Tails
>>571921302>Tails gets a harem anime
>>571921520... As fapbait.
>>571921571No
>>571921202>assuming im angryIm laughing, not angry! >thinks im a momthrowerLmao
>>571921641he destroyed entire universes
>>571921865Tails is multiversal tier!?
Tails - Sonic = Solaris
>>571920956Not Amy herself silly. The cards just reveal truth. God is doing the monika-ing because God ships Sonamy... in every universe....
>>571920415>>571920618What about Cucails?
>Star Fox>remake its biggest game and follow it up with a new adventure style gameWhy doesn’t Sega do this
Ian said the reason was because Sega does not agree with the idea of Sonic and romance
>>571922330Krystalyiffer....
>>571922472Most of the adventure stuff is coming from Nate, the same guy who leaked the SF64 remake and OOT remake.It was telling that Nintendo was willing to mention Adventure over Assault and Zero
>>571922453The real reason is because its not in his character
>>571922330>foll-AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's gonna be a follow up with Star Fox 64 remake!
>>571922584Naoto Oshima and Yuji Naka both said it
>>571922618Actually the only current cannon game in Star Fox outside of the new one is Atlas
If they make an HD model of Krystal, millions of Gen Alpha and Zoomers will have their minds corrupted by the furry virus. There will be no containment.>Inb4 why contain it?
>>571912473I genuinely hate this remake but there were some good memes that spawned from it
Why is Ubisoft allowed to use Nintendo characters but Sonic Team isn’t?
>>571922718Shippers keep makong up conspiracy theories to deny this simple fact because they cant accept it. They NEED to be able to vicariously jump his bones! Its pathological.
>>571922718Sonic not caring about romance has to be one of the most hard confirmed things ever and people keep fucking asking like do you seriously think the answer is going to change?????
>>571922857>ummm uuuhhh actually theres a language barrier so what they really meant was that sonic can care about romance on weekends and then spends the week days on adventure>they never said anything about fucking and kissing, just relationships!>ummm maybe he would have kids he would just visit from time to time>maybe iizuka has a different opinion (he doesn't)>ever heard of character development?Blue guy = NO SHIPPING
>>571922738It's a good virus. Return to sexy fox women.
>>571923205Amy basically exists to gatekeep all the shipfaggotry off of Sonic while not getting with him officially.>uhhh, he just hates Amy specifically because she is immature and a brat!!>Sonic would like a REAL woman who respects his boundaries!>Sonic would pump and dump!Its always something....>ever heard of character development?These people dont know what character development is or means.To them character development is just a label you use to justify any given arbitrary change to a character. Its asinine.
>>571923730based
>>571922738I had to got the furry porn site to find this image for this reply, and got so many furry porn ads for dog dick dildos and those ugky ass mascot costumes for sex, it legit burns my eyes this is why you use adblock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmxBjt4jVz8
>>571922738Is it wrong to want to huff the fluff of vixen women, and hold them tightly and lovingly??
>>571924990His mom is krystal btw.I'm the dad btw
Krystal’s VA loves the porn shockingly
>>571925140I still don't get why she does.
>>571925075Her son is the color blue...
>>571925218She likes the character, wants her back, and thinks she’s hot
>>571925419Kit's older brother.
>>571925419>>571925075You gonna have a blue human kid.
>>571925140She's also involved in a fan game too. She wants her to be back so badly. A lot of people do and Nintendo are trying to erase her. Command fucked her up a lot. I believe that's the last official game she was in.
Guys stop posting krystal I can only get so horny..
>>571925805Just imagine a Switch 2 Krystal and you won't get so horny anymore.
Anyone want to play the Crossworlds festival with me?38206489
>>571925979Why did she get a meth addiction?
>>571925979Was that image like AI upscaled? Where’s her earring?
>>571926204I think so it fucked her teeth up too.
>>571925979Katt was genuinely the biggest fucking downgrade in the game...but Falco still fucked that meth head
>>571926171Too many rejections from Falco put her in a depression. >>571926204Hate how she just wears a flight jacket because "realism".
>>571926273Majin knuckles arc was my favorite.
>>571926718Please cleanse everyone infected by the furry virus!
>>571926718
>>571926781Her dad fucked a furry
>>571926980Blame his dad for the debt.
>>571927115I really want to fuck the lynx, fay, and Krystal.
this general has more fun discussing anything but sonic
>>571927115ABT made these
>>571927198Sonic feels me with depression, and the games don't even have ic sonic anymore I'm falling more and more on the edge as everything I liked is slowly stripped away like seeming everything else I love.
sonic the hedhehog?
>>571927198because most of the anons that post here these days don't actually like sonic and just want to ragebait.
What if Sonic took you back to the past?
>it's another blaze threadyipee, said no one in the history of civilization.
>>571927456We discuss Sonic The Hedgehog not Hedhehog.
>>571927503to play the shitty games that suck ass?
It’s hard to not be annoyed seeing Star Fox of all franchises get a high fidelity remake that fixes the story
>>571927518sorry for being ESL
>>571927767It's okay, you're learning :)
>>571927943Sonic says: Big oof.
>>571927708Doesn't help that it's been remade multiple times and still choose not to do any new games, just remakes.
>>571927708the "high fidelity" art style looks ugly as hell and the game doesn't "fix the story" because there was nothing wrong with it to begin with. It was a soulless cash grab riding off Fox's appearance in the galaxy movie to fill out the switch 2's library
>>571927978Not old and jaded enough yet, wait till the modern era.
Tails
>>571927198>>571927483It's much MUCH worse than that. /sthg/ has autists that enjoy talking about the things that make themselves angry. That one shadougefag, the blaze schizo that needs to take shots at the character, that one fag angry about silvaze, that fag that constantly brings up crash bandicoot, that one sonamyfag that is certain sonic and amy will get together in 2027, and whoever else I can't remember at the moment. When none of that is happening, this place is either dead or peacefully talking about something
>>571928029The original story was terrible both plot holes, and the old art style didn’t hold up, especially with shit like Zero
>>571928341Cute cute!
>>571928430What plot holes did the original story have?
>>571922718>>571922979>>571922584>>571922453>eww girl have cootiesOshima and the Sonic team are faggots who hate women. If Sonic really didn't care about romance he would tell Amy instead of dodging the question like a pussy
>>571928430not going to engage further because this is shit bait, here's your (you).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tGEUM3ty10GN
https://youtu.be/FeYe9aEdTdc
>>571928764Goodnight :)
Lonely thread
>>571923205>>571923730I'm glad Movie Amy is not going to be a narrative jobber because making her into a narrative jobber is an insult to a character with such good traits
Why is Silver so zesty
>>571928357Truly, this is a general full of rageaholics. It's got to be so exhausting coming on here everyday just to get angry at things and people you hate. I do miss when there was less drama and anons weren't at each others throats 24/7
Tails is the best character
Next time I visit Japan I am not leaving until I give this Sonic mascot a quality hug
>>571928668>AMY KNOCK IT OFF>MARRIAGE? NO WAY>NO KISSING NO KISSING NO>Unfortunately I have no shortage of girlfriends >Ugh*Skips date because he felt like it in X*
>>571928637If you go to Macbeth after getting the good ending to Sector X it mentions how Slippy crash landed despite that never happening, that was fixed. All the warp zones to different planets now make sense instead of it leading to you meeting people who you’ve never ran into before, or Star Wolf talking about rematches they never had. That and the fate of Pigma is clear finally
Most people are mad about Star Fox because they think Nintendo characters should be designed with Smash Bros in mind
>>571930162I see
>>571928668Unironically are you a girl? I can't believe I have to explain how pubescent boys behave.
Here is @SonicOfficialJP posting a list of @'s that includes at least one Sonic gay porn artist
>>571930151It's funny how this is sonics most consistent trait. Sega will forget that he's homeless before forgetting this
>>571919435No, it's not a tragedy. Sonic and Blaze choose their own roles in their own homes. It's about choosing mundanity and continuity of ones' life. Blaze leaves as herself.Silvaze is what makes it into a tragedy which completely upends her character."erm actually you aren't complete with this gay ass bullshit"fucking hate maekawa adding all this romantic tragedy into soniche doesn't know how to write Sonic, maekawa sonic is not the fucking wind, none of his characters or stories are windy, they're all saying they're moving forward but always looking back at what might have been"oh sorry retard you're subjected to ~FATE~ so I guess you have to FUCKING DIE"that's the message of Silvaze: fucking die. "you need to fucking die because its ordained"
If you've seen any anime you have seen this portrayal that adventurous teen boys don't care about pussy. Just look at Luffy
Is Sonic caring about sex more ooc than Shadow? Shadow stared at Rouge's tits after all.
How come Sega never did anything with that Sonic amiibo?Capcom pumps those things out like crazy.
>>571930379>ShoppaaaaAh yes, the artist with the sock fetish.IIRC he also made a comic where sonic got raped and gangbanged by scourge and some no names
Maekawa wrote Tailsomo. Guess what? It's shit. It's not life affirming. It's not windpilled. It's unsonic. Does Tails get over his dead girlfried? No. He keeps a momento. "because maybe one day cosmo will come back : .)"It's bullshit. Fuck Maekawa.
>>571930151he says ""Knock it off, there is no time to play"He doesn't think Amy is serious>>571930369Boys thought Amy was creepy because Sonic was never serious about his feelings and let Amy harass him. He never left the impression to be to cool for romance. Not a single kid thought that
>>571931024what? its bad because he gets a happy ending?
>>571930379>>571931017Shopa is based
>"goodbye">camera lingersyeah no it's SHITit's SHIT
>>571931106>just be beholden to your dead girlfriend foreverNo it's this stupid sentimentality of looking backwards while moving forwards. In every dark age story there's this element of tragedy. It shouldn't be a tragedy. The characters should be happy to move on. But the dark age stories often end on a note of looking backwards. It's shit.
>>571930275I’m mad about the bad voice acting in the new Star Fox
>>571931098Answer the question.
>>571931868No way, did they get Jason Griffith?
>>571931701Tails isn't a real person. His story doesn't need to end with him getting married and having sex. It is okay for him to be beholden to Cosmo
wtf this is real
In a perfect world Sega would be making the OOT remake
In perfect World Sonic would cross over with Star Fox, and we'd get a collab character, one made by Sonic team for Star fox and one made for Sonic.And Krystal's boobies would slosh next to Rouge's sloshing boobies.
>>571932069I don't like this message that the dark age stories had that "oh it's inevitable that you *must* lose something and suffer but there's always something beyond the end but you can gain comfort by looking backwards"It's shit.Like either win and be happy or acknowledge suffering and move forwards, but don't look backwards.man I really hate Tailsmo and Silvaze. It really is the magnum opus of this type of sentimental bullshit."oh geeze I'm just so fucking tortured lets all look back at how tortured I am" so fucking miserable
>>571932387Sonic getting knotted by Fox and Peppy
sonic and tails and shadow and silver and blaze will never be complete because uh my dead girlfriendwow!!!!!so fucking miserable
>>571932549a lot of anime are exactly like that tho
but tailsream is the real ship
>>571932748Yeah and they fucking suck.Adventure and Rush are the only games which don't fall into this trap.
>>571932549>>571932748It's either that or reset endings
super genesis wave for sthg
I like playing Sonic games.
Huh, thanks to the mandates and SGW Sonic and Sally is one of those pairings too
>>571933231No you don’t.
>>571930379We need more Sovlfvll Japanese Perverts in this game.
>>571933159This time I'll come back as the hero.
>>571933514Yes i do.
>>571933796You’re already a hero in my eyes.
>>571930151>*Skips date because he felt like it in X*Sonic is characterized as always keeping his promises but Sonic Team approved of Sonic skipping that date even though Sonic promised the date to Amy because they think it's in character for Sonic to not go on datesPick one, Sonic Team. Don't be hypocrites>>571930393Windnic fans love to define Sonic by his aversion to romance even though it's not principally what makes Sonic windy, which I find disingenuous.
How much fruit did you eat today?
>>571933993Thanks, babe.
>>571934232A medium-sized bowl
>>571934205does sonic really always keep his promises
Post ALL of your alternative Sonic multiverses.SEGA JUST HIRED THIS MANwww . eurogamer.net / sega-sonic-arg-ai-model-training-datahttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1zmcEuocbSMAPH0Cdu0neR7qOYrOad6dB_PXEnPRM24Y/edit?tab=t.0
>>571934407It's in some of his character bios
what
>>571934378delectable
>>571934232I had some applesjuice
>>571934232i havent eaten fruit in years
>>571934232I ate some chocolate covered raisins and a kiwi
>>571933796Get the fuck back to sucking those egg balls, bitch. There can only be 1 fox in this series. And we already have a red character.
Miles Prower
>>571928668The reason Sonic Team doesn't make Sonic tell her is because Japanese people are culturally autistic about muh ambiguity and muh implicit understanding and because Japanese men are a bunch of socially inept cowards who don't know how to speak honestly and intimately with a woman and fantasize about being a high school boy with no responsibilities forever because of the country's toxic and suffocating work culture. "Because Sonic is like the wind" is just a facade
>>571934287
>>571934983This >>571928668The unrequieted romance trope in anime usually doesn't involve rejection. When it does it's specifically to cause pain. Usually the other character just doesn't say anything if they don't feel the same way.
>>571934647Apples, oranges, grapes, and a banana
>>571934671still counts>>571934742get scurvy>>571934772scrumptious
Girls do have cooties, boys are better
>>5719342324? apples2 bananas1 limerita
>>571935204>>571935524
>>571935365>get scurvyi take vitamin suplements
I might say something controversial and this whole debate is mostly just “Sonic fans being Sonic fans” but I find the whole thing kinda weird with the whole “Sonic over in japan is how he should be, he’s the true Sonic” when let’s be honest. NO ONE in Japan gives a rat’s ass about Sonic, Sonic doesn’t do well over there. The movies have all flopped, sales don’t do well over there, and Froniters had to be specifically tailored to them just to bring in sales. Why would the character that no one cares about, the character in his HOME BASE be the “superior” one?Yes everyone can has their own interpretations, I have my own. But I feel like Sega from a business perspective would want to tailor the more popular version that makes the most money. As the video stated to, most of these are localizations anyway, it really goes down to “my wording of the character is better than your wording” which does it really matter?Sonic at the end of the day is still a cocky, fun loving, free spirited guy. “He’s too mean over in the west” that’s his attitude, he’s gonna be a dick at times. The Japanese just has a different way of portraying that. “Roger’s voice is too much for him, he sounds intense” His whole scene with Tails in Frontiers gave me heavy 2000’s vibes where Sonic’s kind nature was more of a focus than his cocky self.A feel like most genuine discussion gets ruined over in twitter spaces cause most of the fans just nitpick and discuss the most minuscule of topics and blow them WAY out of proportion. It’s tiring every time I see it
>>571935774
>>571935884>Sales argumentThe comics sell five times less in america than the games do in japan. By this logic Sonic should be characterized how he is in the movies and Sonic Prime since that trumps all the rest by an impossible margin.
>>571935884>I might say something controversial and this whole debate is mostly just “Sonic fans being Sonic fans” but I find the whole thing kinda weird with the whole “Sonic over in japan is how he should be, he’s the true Sonic” when let’s be honest. NO ONE in Japan givesStopped reading there, don't care, most western media is OOC and misses the point
>>571935417Nice boy you got there, Sonic.
>>571935884>“Sonic over in japan is how he should be, he’s the true Sonic”This depends entirely on what you're talking about. If you mean 90s American Sonic, he has literally never been in the games. If you mean Dub Differences and how they effect him, they're almost entirely negligable until the 2010s. After that point american Sonic tells unfunny jokes while JP Sonic is hardly changed. I can see why people don't want 2010s American Sonic to be the template.
>>571936108Sonic is lucky
>>571936058If you are the tailspedo then you are also gruesomely missing the point.
i only listen to scribbles
>>57193423216 strawberries and a apple
>>571936276>you like Tails therefore you miss the pointEpic cope
>>571935774lol why
Why do American fans feelthreated by Gamenic being Japanese this doesn't movienic or IDWnic realistically if they're all interpretations why isn't gamenic allowed to be it's own self?
>>571935884Mcnosehair Sonic sucks bro
Fox bread.
>>571936580>changing what I said so it's possible to argue againstlol
BALDY NOSEHAIRS?? WITHOUT THE TIME STONES! IT'S BEEN GENERATIONS SINCE SPAGONIA!!
>>571936351>sonic is free like the wind>every girl should have MASSIVE BREASTS >everything is canon even stuff that makes no sense Sure why not
>>571936687due to irrational reasons
>>571936991My wife and my Son tails.
>>571937037In what way is that different?
https://youtu.be/9R77nOPlkkglol Ken Penders amiright?
>>571936550delicioso
Every time I see tails posted I Think about grabbing his tails and slamming into the ground until he's bruised and bloody and while he cries I have my way with him and keep hitting him as I rape him then choke him until he almost dies while I nut inside him as he cries out for sonic weakly.
>>571936991There needs to be more porn of them.
>>571937242Try arguing in court that you're not a pedo, you just really LIKED that 8 year old boy.
>>571937274Buy an ad
>>571937397That's sad>>571937456What does this have to do with Sonic the Hedgehog or anything that I've ever said
>>571937564You changed me calling you tailspedo to just liking tails.
>>571937530I dont think ClownfishTV needs to buy an ad on 4chan lol
>>571937397I just don't find Tails that interesting.
>>571937646Yes? That's how you fags use that term. If you were trying to mean something else then you'll have to clarify because I've never seen it used in a different way
What did Tails do to you to make you like this? Why be mad about Boy?
Sonic's wife
>>571937792He should try looking less like rapebait
>>571937792They must be jealous of how amazing he is
>>571937791? No it isn't you furry nonce. We use it to mean you're a pedophile. Why do you think Sonicfags, Shadowfags, Blazefags, etc. aren't called Sonicpedos or Shadowpedos?
>>571937861Cute aggression.
mmmhmhhhhhhfphhhhh tails
Nothing wrong with wanting to rape tails he does it to himself so it's his fault.
>>571937964Why are you using British terms while clearly being ESL?
>>571938136Why are you resorting to trying to be a grammarnazi when I haven't made a grammatical error at all? Projection?
>>571938114I thought Mina had feminized Ash for a second...
Tails can literally slash through steel with his tails. Y'all are gonna get sliced in literal half if you tried.
>>571937964>furry nonce. We use it to mean you're a pedophile.I don't know what those terms mean exactly or what they have to do with Sonic the Hedgehog. Either way I'm not a part of those communities and I have no idea why you would think this>Why do you think Sonicfags, Shadowfags, Blazefags, etc. aren't called Sonicpedos or Shadowpedos?Because Tails is younger so they draw a connection to him being a kid to be quirky and retarded. But even then I have seen it used for those other characters as well occasionally, maybe you don't spend as much time here as me though
>>571938352>Known for being timidHe wouldn't put up a fight before it was to late.
>>571938348You mean Honey?
I am attracted to Blaze's supple fully developed and sexually mature 14 year old breasts.
>>571938515What breasts?
>>571938380>I don't know what those terms mean>the Tailspedo was the ESL all alongWow>But even then I have seen it used for those other characters as well occasionallySure, occasionally. Not as an actual moniker. That's reserved for you tailspedos and sometimes creampedos. It's not because he's younger, its's because of the nature of your posts.
>>571938309I didnt grammarnazi. I deduced you were an ESL based off where you put that first question mark. I see that mistake often with Spanish and Fr*nch speakers.
>>571938558blaze bipples
>>571938454Yeah. I thought Honey was fem Ash for half a second.
>>571938587So are you ever going to say what it is you think I don't understand about Sonic? I expect you will you continue with your irrelevant nonsense, so I'll go get something to eat instead now since I'm hungry. Bye
>>571937792not mad at the humanization, but moreso at the clothing choices.his shorts are way to damn small and there needs to be more contrast between his clothes colors and his skin, in other words there needs to be a different color scheme for his clothes.
perky purple princess uhboobs
>>571938626That wasn't a mistake. It was a reaction to someone saying something stupid. It's shorthand for what the fuck? And why are you censoring the word French? Are you ok?
>>571938348You know, I dont like Ash anyway so I'm going to headcanon that's what happens to him in the Archie future timeline. He makes a living off of being the Prower household maid.
>>571938805You tried to change my words so you'd have a point to make but I shut that down. If you didn't want the conversation to be derailed, you shouldn't have derailed it. Bye, don't come back.
>>571938917You mean he's forced to hear the singing voice he spent years training moan all night from the other room
>>571938831I do not recognize the Fr*nch as people and worthy of acknowledgement.
>>571939038Worse. He helps take of their kids when they need a babysitter. And sometimes Mina gets tmi on what she and Tails did last night.
>>571937064
>>571938917the only ash headcanon i have ever seen before was the scrib comic where he just kills himself over knowing what happens in the future and is punished by being sent to sonic boom until he learns to stop being a dramawhore
>>571939176The fact you went out of your way to make that is hilarious to me. Take 4chan a little less seriously mate.
>Take 4chan a little less seriously mate.
>>571886854I lurk here almost every day.
>>571939426This is canon.
>>571939426Me, my wife and our pet Sonic the Hedgehog
>>571939484Why?
>>571939575Stockholm syndrome
Damn, he depicted me as the crying wojak first. How will I ever recover?
>>571939338https://imgur.com/a/boom-scribble-rj8OM4h hinged
You could start by not replying
>>571939683Respond to him with the same wojak. Works every time.
>>571939484Congrats on being the only female poster on here who I dont have any direct problems with.
>>571938981Lol as expected you still haven't said anything of value
>>571939731kek
>>571939683>>571939761lmao
>>571940081Sure I have. I've said you're a pedo who generalizes Sonic media, refuses to read people's full posts, and misses the point of Sonic and should never come back.You haven't said anything of value. All you've done is make scarecrow arguments, move goalposts, and pretend (hopefully) to be retarded. If you'd like to say something of substance, now's your chance.
>>571939786>winning the 4chan sonic fan's approval award
>>571939176>he's legitimately frenchEmbarrassing.
>>571940298Me on the right
how would he honk her boobs behind her armor
>>571940668chaos control
>>571940737chaos control doesn't squeeze tits
>>571940281Sonic over in Japan is how he should be, he's the true Sonic. No one cares that you prefer the western bastardizations and everyone here will continue to call them shit. Keep coping
>>571940853jesus
How would Mina cope with the fact that Sonic and Tails bathe together?
>>571941096Getting killed by the super genesis wave
>>571941096Pretty sure in Japan family bathe together so it'd likely be normal since they're practically brothers.
>>571940906You're gonna have to try just a LITTLE bit harder than that.
>>571941096Forget Mina, how does Amy cope with that?
>>571941206>JapanIsn't Mina chinese-coded unironically
>>571941389I thought she was a Japanese Idol
>>571941318By forcing herself into the bath and violently pissing
>>571941314Sonic is a Japanese series created by Japanese people in Japan. Japanese Sonic is the core identity of the series. Cope forever
Mina is Asian coding and thusly is the only Archie Character worthy of being in the games. And Sailor Sally the only good AcornAnd eilas
>>571941501You must be really bored, put your back into it.
>>571941449She is an idol but she wears chinese themed clothes
Sonic himself is far from asian coded.
>>571941746So....it's a chick who likes Chinse themed clothes....based on a country who takes everything from their writing system to their architecture to their holidays to yes even their clothes...from China...
I just got my going into games machine im going to smell Tails first.
>>571942034Foxes are stinky.
Morning fags. How's the thread been?
More like Mina CHONGOOSE
>>571942179KILL US PLEASE GOD HAVE MERCY IM SORRY AHHHHHHHHH HELP HEEEEELP ME AHHHHHHHHHHH
Stfu attention whore.
>>571942179We just learned that Tails haters are Fench westfags kek
And Tailspedos are brown ESLs.
>>571942325This is why the Fr*nch should never be taken seriously.
>>571942252Yeah that sounds about right >>571942437Yeah that sounds about right >>571942325Everyone in the thread is French? Bon jour friends, baguette cigarette wine hon hon
>>571942681tangle needs to stop wearing pants / shorts
>>571942814>IDW didn't have Whisper use final color blaster with a big gay rainbow to kill Mimic
I'm not going to banter with people who outlaw paternity tests.
I won't banter with subhumans who won't stop scamcalling me every day.
>>571942979saar have you considered not redeem gift card?
Uh oh
Sounds like someone needs a little more cream in their coffee
>>571943171Why is it that in almost every single fanart of Tails you've posted, he is blushing?
hey you bitch! you listen to me...!
>>571943405Tails is an inherently feminine character. You'll notice that in most tails fanart he occupies a female role. That includes shipping fanart as well where he is almost always a demure sissyboy blushing as masculine coded women hit on him
>>571943552Tails is a boy. Treat him as such. Notice there is official art in this very thread and he is blushing in none of them.
>>571943735To Sega tails is just a throwaway sidekick, to his projecting fans he's their self insert blushing sissyboy because his fans are infantile males with mommy fetishes or trannies. Duh.
>>571942195you can tell its meaningful because they have super forms and are next to each to eachother : .)
>>571943953>cute image>spergs out over muh meaningoi vey
>>571943953Blaze is for Cream
the chaos emeralds are literally just magic rocks to silver
>Make a few dumb posts like 2 hours ago and then binge watch a series.>Comeback and somehow a flamewar started over it.You faggots are so fucking retarded lmao. Kill yourselves.
>>571943735Sonic Team treats Tails as a boy and so do I
Gigi win btw.
>>571944137Bitch, after you.
>>571944137It's not a flame war, it's a bunch of anons calling one or two anons retarded. Nice try at being nonchalant though, B- easy
The Sol Emeralds and Burning Blaze are more important to Silver than Super Silver and the Chaos Emeralds.
>>571944172This is a gag, it's not how he's depicted.
>>571944226Win what?
>>571944226I thought I was in the wrong tab for a moment...
>>571944118>muh meaningSilvaze is shallow slop for retards.
When was the last time Silver turned Super in a Sonic game?
>>571944364It's official art. Sweet boy <3
>>571944542Compared to the Lake Lanier that is the Sonic franchise, it's the Atlantic Ccean. Cope.
>>571937414gimme ideas
if it wasn't for sonic's inspiration i would feast on human flesh
>>571944575Sonic Runners probably>>571944658Are you just going to look for the 1% of exceptions and post only that? Tails' full character is more than you're making it out to be.
>>571944715Doggy style with tail handholding.Cowgirl while Tails plays with her tits.Krystal giving a nursing handjob.
>>571944715Tails knotting Krystal while in an Arwing in the middle of a thunderstorm
>>571945060>in the middle of a thunderstormHey that's Mina's schtick.
>>571944945It's a part of his character, I didn't say there isn't anything else to it
>>571944301Why would they be? He shouldn't have knowledge of blazes super form or her gems besides anecdotes because they didn't factor at all in 06 and silver wasn't in Rush.
>>571945254Then you should focus on all of his character instead of hyperfocusing on one aspect of it.
>>571944715A wild Nails forcefully cumming down Krystal's throat would be kino.
>>571942325To be fair Tails is very french coded.
>>571944715Don't do any tails shit. Do cream instead, getting fucked by ME, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM
I'll NAIL that Eggman!!!
>>571942413Is this like Rouge if she became a kid and Shadow alongside Omega have to raise her?
>>571944715Tails and Krystal clothed buttjob and titjob
>>571942814They fuck human men.
I cant wait to buy all this wonderbread and eat it while watching the local preservation area be bulldozed for a parking lot.
>>571945542Yeah me
Nah. Don't do any Cream stuff unless she's domming Blaze.
>>571945318>you should focus on all of his characterI do
>>571945058Man of Taste. Man of Culture. Seconded
I feel like Tails posters have been really obnoxious lately, I remember when they used to be generally more quiet.Weird how time flies and new characterfag posters can quickly change the rep of said character in a short amount of time.
>>571945604You haven't, for this entire thread. That's why I brought it up. Almost every single fanart has the same blushing estrogen charged femboy interpretation of Tails. None of the image you just posted or anything like it.
>>571945301Blaze arrives/ departs the Iblis future via the Sol Emeralds and Burning Blaze. She goes Burning in Otherworldy Comedy.
>>571945676Yeah tails went from irrelevant shadow fodder to obnoxious faggot in like a months time.
>>571942814>>571945542We all do.
