No shilling edition>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergPrevious >>571807342
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Creasegawd
>>571908874>The west can make decent cartoons. That much is true. But they can't make good anime.Tbf japan can't either.
>>571910662>>571910791alright here's my channel. https://www.twitch.tv/thealmightyloafgodi have played the mod a long time ago on older patch, i'm not very good at the game or used to streaming. kinda unsure what class to pick
>instead of discussing the game like a normal person i will endlessly rant about trannies>what do you mean im an offtopic thread shitter? im saving erg bro
I've only watched dbz and evangelion
>>571911004>>>/wsg/6183595
mmv saved erg
Any gg posts?
>>571912039Ah fuck the audio was fine when I was playing.
>>571912201It's ok I guess
>>571911870watch baki
>>571911751>Tbf japan can't eitherWatch more anime newfag.
>>571912503Nah, reading Baki is the only way to not fall asleep with the atrocious pacing of the anime.
>>571912503Is that the one with the guy that is a burrito?
>>571912827I watched some of them, back when it was actually good (or to be more precise, when some of them were decent to good). Now it's just sameface slop with rehashed stories.Seriously, people think JJK is good. I don't need to say more.
>>571908037the french were able to do it, once again proving they are the last part of the west that still has high culture
dogfightgg pup
>>571912850mangafags always say this about everything and it's never true
>>571913531Dude even the manga is slow as fuck. And I say that despite being a baki fan for nearly 20years now.
>>571913115JJK’s absurd popularity is definitely one of the most embarrassing things to happen to the medium in decades. Not surprising it found such a large audience among the ‘ethnics’. That said there are still some worthwhile gems being put out.>>571913270True, too bad their most mind raped inclinations end up ruining a lot of their efforts, like the most recent Football one.
1/3
>>571913641you are wrong, and he watched dbz so this is nothing
>>571913872sorry i need to eat dinner :(
>>571913941enjoy dinner cutie
>depth 4 and higher>your team didn't get good enough drops to burst down libra's summons or libra>noone found (less likely to be targeted)>your teamates get downed instantly>pic related is constantly threatening you with a ranged one shot, probably with an ironeye as well>there are two of them and four other summonsgenuinely what do besides get even gudderEverdark Libra is the only boss that actually feels like an unfair stat checkI have gotten through most of depth 5I have defacto soloed everdark bosses in triosI have literally never beaten depth 3+ everdark libra, I have always been killed by one of multiple ranged attacks after running around for 10+ minutes hoping for a planand yes, I just lost with one bar against everdark libra with my teamates all being 3 bar downed, twice
>>571914196qrd?
>>571912827is that mr steins gate guy
>>571913107its the one ugly brown zoomers watch like jjk
>>571914241is this general at the point where noone talks about the games
>>571914241Nice try eric we know it's you
>>571912827Steins Gate was complete garbage.
>>571914196run like a bitch then ult your team to revive thembring something other than wylder because greatbow wylder is the worst possible condemned
>>571914196Wrong bow in the image
>>571914196I'm probably the last one who should be giving advice. but I deliberately avoid picking Wylder for ED Libra, because I got into an exact situation you described. Condemned Wylder with rain of arrows and Ironeyes backing him up. It was impossible. So avoiding Wylder for those matches is my small way of making the fight doable.
>>571914523And yet you think Baki is good...
And yet you think Elden Ring is good...
>>571914429Woah woah woah do not compare ludokino like baki to jjkslop
>>571914551>run like a bitch then ult your team to revive themthats how I got them up from 3 bar, twiceI died because I got bored of running around, and tried to hit libra twice, instead of just once, then died to a scholar's carian phalanx that traveled through libra into stun into libra killgenuine skill issue I guess>>571914658>>571914551>something other than wylderI don't play wylder, one in the trio didalthough in their defense, it was a hidden nightlord, so we didn't know it was libra until the night 2 boss, or at least, thats when I figured it out
>>571914196ED Libra is a fight that asks you to kill condemned. If you are not killing condemned and are the source of unfavorable condemned then you are a detriment to the team. Either be better at spawn killing your Wylder condemned or don't bring it at all if you can't trust your team to kill it for you.
>>571914523I tried watching 3-4 episodes back in the day and it was unbearably bad, what was the hype with this exactly? Is it because it had a cute redhead in it?
>>571915436If you're not playing Wylder then what are you playing? If you're going to write a paragraph asking for advice then make sure you include that important detail.
>>571915659this time it was executorI was assuming the advice would be universalalthough obviously, I'm just venting like a bitch desuI died trying to scarlet rot him to death
>>571915864>exejeet is a shitterClassic
>>571916038I was the last to die with only one bar and everyone else was 3 barred tho :(
>>571914196I realized ED libra was a literal meme with shitposty condemned on day 1 and mentally check out. You can't see some of these condemned variants and not tell the devs are having a laugh and not laugh along.
>>571915659Fist raider is good. Raider's skillset skips normal libra mechanics and bullies him and in ED you can delete condemned with your huge damage weapons and raider condemned is pretty honest to fight against if you need to fight honestly.
any queuers?
>>571915864The whole ED Libra fight is about killing condemned within a timeframe. If you can't kill them fast enough they heal up and you shouldn't attack Libra while there's condemned if you don't have LL.Casters, skill users, ironeye mark and raider trading are all good ways to kill condemned. If you don't trust your team then bring a character with an ult that can revive 3 bars. Bring a character that doesn't have a bad condemned. Do better during day 1/2 so you have better gear. Full HP negation is nice but most things that damage you in ED Libra fight are small hits from condemned or the big hits from ground sigils so look for taking damage negation or 2x full HP negation. Cancel the wall attack if you can when it is first cast, it helps. Manage your stamina if you're running from condemned. Always have an eye on Libra for his teleport move. Sigils can be easier avoided by surge sprinting. Don't try to fight condemned fairly. If they're a condemned with range, shields or something like the glintblades then don't be a hero, get your team with better options to help kill it.
easy dragon gg
>>571916493why would you mention normal libra as if anyone needs advice for him
>>571917002Because I play DoN and that is a thing I consider when picking who to pick when Libra comes up.
>>571915864you should burst down libra and ignore the npc's
>>571914196you run until libra starts a riot and then you bait them to hit each other, or until he casts madness and you frenzy him so he attacks the others
>>571917075you can bring any build to normal libra and have no troubleyou should always plan for ED
>>571915436>I got bored of running around, and tried to hit libra twiceThat right there is the essence of why the game is so shit. Everything that feels good is wrong. And everything that feels bad is right. It's the gaming equivalent of being forced to eat healthy. You're never allowed any fun, because as soon as you do, you're punished for it. The players that flourish in this nightmare of a game, are the players who have infinite tolerance for the boring style of play.Practice and Trish both have this quality. Though they are very different people, so the quality manifests in different ways, but it's the same quality.For Practice, it's sheer monk like discipline. He wants for nothing. All he thinks about is what it takes to win and nothing more.For Trish, he's so chaotic, that nothing bothers him. He surrounds himself with a legion of insufferable idiots, but she almost thrives in the chaos they create. So when the game is chaotic, he probably gets more excited, rather than disappointed. Adapting the chaos like a roach.
>>571917191>you should always plan for EDI do, that is why I pick raider.
>>571917220Bruh what is this post lmao you're obviously aiming for (You)s
>>571916929oh btw ty for being part of my 1000 game didnt even realize it until just now
>>571917531congrats extremjeet
>>571915252You're right jjk is successful while paki is raped and irrelevant.
Erg is so stupid
bat
>>571917531Good job brother.
>>571917220turishu is our luffy
tranny
>>571917531That's kind of insane. I only have 1194 total expeditions. The highest single character use is 398.
>>571916841>it was a hidden nightlord, none of us were able to pick with libra in mind>basic advice you'd learn after your first fight against ED libra>rest of your advice is luck based, you can't force good drops, and thats assuming your team isn't already completely down, which is outside of your controlnormally, you could feasibly just solo an ED boss with a downed team, as you can see everything, and thus react to everything and chip the boss downyou can't guarantee this with ED libraI do appreciate the effort post tho>>571917127during the 10+ minute run around, they only rioted once, that was one of the times I got the team up from 3 barunfortunately, since the nightlord was hidden, I did not come in with a madness weapon...although it probably wouldn't have helped much. I imagine I likely would have madness proceed him early, then with the team down and constant ranged pressure, would not have been able to madness him again with his increased madness resistance>>571917220this really only applies to ED libra tbqh
>>571918086>this really only applies to ED libra tbqhFor you, perhaps. It really depends on the individual's level of tolerance. The whole game forces the player to play in an un-fun ascetic way. Libra is just so incredibly un-fun, that even the most ascetic Fromdrone has to admit it.
>>571918086when he casts madness all hits build up madness. you should use the riot to take down condemned.
>>571918086kek saved
>>571918319what are you on about retard, the game never forces you to play in an unfun way
>>571918470Yes it does.
>>571918574retard with an agenda don't reply to me with no argument
>>571918706Right back at you.
>>571918746I'm ctell me how the whole game is unfun outside of libra then
Just play skillslop Duchess or beast claw Rev against Libra if you suck at it.
gg gregglers
>>571919191nice digits
>>571918393>when he casts madness all hits build up madnessouuu shi, for real?https://eldenringnightreign.wiki.fextralife.com/Libra+Creature+of+Night+Everdark+Sovereign+(Equilibrious+Beast)>Demon's Awakening: Adds a madness effect to the weapon.>remember that the one executor summon I killed before the gangbang began was randomly madness procced, which my low-IQ ass just brushed offwould still be borderline impossible due to the ranged harass...but not completely impossible thats actually real advice I didn't know and could use, ty anon
>>571914089O_O
>>571917639>pakijej>>571917806>warm pissget out
>>571917220When the ED libra fight is a total clusterfuck and the music is peaking it's like he's literally driving you insane it's so fun
>>571921298erg is the one piece
gg 2bugs
nt DTS
>>571922389I had plenty of time to contemplate while on the floor. :|Bug mixed me up by changing targets at the last second. I thought it was chasing one of you. Then before I know it, I'm the one getting ran down.
>>571922608yeah that was weird, there wasn't even a red circle on any of us
>>571922695I had the convert potion ready, in case it was on me.(since I only dodge it maybe 50% of the time) But when it rand another direction, I pulled out the warming stone instead to top off my health. Then is turns to me all of a sudden.
So why aren't you guys queueing massive mommy variations did you get bored already
who's Someone
>>571918865>Waste your time writing a bunch of examples, so I can dismiss them please.Come on. Really?
>>571923061pumping
>>571923061>artist just pastes grid over the image for fishnetslow effort. at least do a warp or something.
>>571922578Names?>>571923069tinposaar
>>571923190stop please
sorry i jobbed
shameful end to a pretty poor run, failing to dodge the free move If only I'd managed to find some casting speed I would've had a chance at getting you two up
i miss cc
>>571924993have you considered not eating rice?
>>571924835happens
>>571925160xhe can't help but eat the only available grain product in xher village
>>571924243I love goldkini's
ouughguhguhhhh thank you for carrying trishtina
>>571926406she left erg and blocked me
>>571926406gg my little wylder
>>571924993>>571926406>>571926486the absolute state
>>571923061I queue mmv when someone say they're queueing it, otherwise I'm not sitting in a dead queue
>>571926486UOH~!!!
Hot dog redemption
>>571928056>:)haw haw haw
showed those dawgs who's boss
>>571926325I want to wear one
>>571928214I want to wear an elf like a cocksleeve.
>>571928214Would you take selfies for us when you do?
Zullie
>>571928214Me too. I have a cowkini, but I need a gold one.
>>571928420m-maybe>>571928554cute, might have to cop one
>>571917851good post overall
>>571928554>>571928978I love erg girls
>>571926486kill yourself, disgusting freak
>>571926486Cute. Do you look like that?
trannies fucking run this general
Elden Ring 2: The Elden Alliance
>>571929512Happy pride month erg
is trash sucking its own dick again?
>>571929716not obvious enough?
>>571930051we are all Trishsessed
>>571930051Russia?
trash really is the lowest of the low
>>571930217>>571926486https://vocaroo.com/119HRnw7RVcn
>>571930491brown failed male in a nutshell >>571930504gross
>>571930217How about you become trishceased you faggot
the schizo sisters are aggroed
Didn't take much to trigger xem
>everyone who hates me is le schizo
>>571930504Pumping
>>571931064Whenever I hate someone I just add the jeet/troon suffix at the end of their name
queue status
>>571931385busy thread shitting maybe later
fc status
>>571931537fc?
>>5719315374/4>>571931664faggot club
>>571931385cant sleep, so i might queue in a bit
>>571930504THIS IS A MAN’S VOICE!
gg hotdogsI realised at about night one that something was wrong with my relics. Instead of my max life phys +2 relic I had pic related on which was griefing me because another one of my relics has madness on hit lol.
>>571931537yuh
>>571932060For me, it's setting up a new build and launching into a match only to realize I forgot to put night invaders on it. Every fucking time.
>>571931064what do you expect out of a two faced liar
>>571931385https://files.catbox.moe/38be7b.mp4
>>571932060greataxes and CGS have absolutely 0 niche in this game. kind of sad.
>>571932848;_;
>have cakerdex relic + phys3 and straightsword relic +phys3>they dont fit together because of le ebin color system
>>571929657Thank god it’s almost over >>571931537>>571932110Shut up cuck
>>571932979Dual greataxes can still be decent for jumpspam but yeah the weapon class has nothing going for it and no real identity.
>>571933462why are you mad
>>571932848Weird
>>571933398They're both adults btw.
>>571933435trolled hard
>>571933819I hate adults
I hate sand
>>571934475Sauce?
>>571934475I look like this, I do this, I say this.
>>571881437>>571881346>>571881208Hey have you considered not sucking ass and getting smooshed instantly? It's D5 you should be comfortable being the aggro target
1/3 vanillie millie
aahnnnnn so cool
>>571930051simpo is pathetic
>>571935743Really makes you think
>>571935743>censoring namescoward
>>571935904TuT
>>571935743>using a kino song as a name>jobbing to heolstor in 2026should be ashamed and change their name immediately
>>571935983rethink about what you just posted
>>571933435get owned retard
>>571933515Because you’re shitting the place up
>>571935743>trash pretending to job and censoring bjark/bweeh/insert dogshit revtroon here to make xher groomed SEAmonkey look goodSo creepy and brown...
Okay okay fine, I'll do katana slop Recluse
No one likes trish
>>571936718good relic for sludges griefer recluse
Let's all love trishtinx
>>571936718Cute Kat Duchie but bad
i will be the next zanzibartbal
>>571936879We can grief together. >>571936976I just got this one earlier today that became my new Katana Duchess relic.
I scroll up a bit and you guys are ERPing like trannies wtf is wrong with you
>>571936718kino for the record
Nice. It's rare for me to get over 1,000 attack for anything.
>>571906660did you start using 4chan yesterday? extreme schizophrenia is pretty common here, that poopdickschizo.jpg image is spot on
>>571937149ERPing instead of posting Zorbese's latest humiliating bird loss
>>571937149ERPing trannies are ERG culture and we love them for it.
>>571935743who is god knows
>>571937518tinpo
>>571937149if you showed a 2022 /erg/ poster what the general looks like now they'd probably kill themselves on the spot
>>571937590Pathetic.
>>571937590what about 2015 /bbg/ poster
erg been zesty real dsjeets been known this
>>571937793erg girls bring whimsy and joy, the erg boys can't help themselves
>>571906660You’re way too obvious. Better luck next time.
>>571938038Dude shut the fuck up these are all men quit peddling your weird porn addict fantasy
>>571936901if he acts in good faith then sure, but until he gets his act together it's a no
>>571937590That’s nothing. Show a 2017 /dsg/ poster what /dsg/ looked like in its last year of life and they’d spontaneously morph into a Victorian child on the spot, go insane, and find and hunt the lone threadshitter in question responsible for it before killing themselves.
>>571938304you sound insane, please stop scaring the hoes
mmv 1/3
>>571938451Either kill yourself or stop thread shitting, got it?
apologize to artorias
APOLOGIZE
Heolsterr
>>571937571so cool...
Is this playerbase retarded?I thought we were all on the same page that even without CE Kino beast claw absolutely destroys the game
>>571938704yes daddy
its still 1/3 but im gonna coom so if im afk then you know why
>>571938973>>571939007>>571939010What happened
>>571939324Strange post
>>571939324trish...
>>571938704Sorry daddy
meterr, moterr of fingers
>>571939452>>571939309Weird
>I need to revive my teammate>better pan my camera completely down and away from the bossI don't even know if I do this but it trigs the fuck out of me when I see streamers do it
>>571939440Trish wouldn't make a gross post like that.
>>571936718+550 murk for the record
>>571939750cute!
>>571939612Manta?
>>571939721>the obese brown porn addicted male wouldn't make creepy posts as he doesGood one.
>>571939721Truthtina
>>571939721we both know that's true
>>571939837Mantina hasn't streamed nightreign in ages
MMV or Vanilla? What do I queueue
>>571940118We need to bring back erg streamers like boxy and smee
>>571940248This.
>>571940225Play a cute game
CREASYᵍᵒᵃᵗ
>>571940261Who's that
gg goat warden. Went fairly smoothly.
>>571940331how do you type little letters like that?
>>571940225put on blades of the darkmoon and scroll reels
>>571940327which cute game?
>>571940651gay
>>571940675Play kirby 64
vanilla 1/3
>>571940353Godrick the Golden, Lord of Limgrave and Master of Stormveil :D
strawberry 1/3
What are the odds that /erg/ makes a full recovery from it's current state?
>>571940847he's so lame...
>>571940331Did we really get leveled down 3 times during the boss? I didn't notice. Sheesh, I hate that guy.
>>5719409430
>>571941010NOOOOOOO
>>571940331Extremist x Creasy...friend-ship
duskbloods 3/8
>dodging caligo
>>571940964It happens when you drink with the curse rings on. Also the weapon trade takes 1 level
>>571941054Two former deadweight threadcows finding friendship in each other? Based.
>>571940943Zero considering all its games are buried and moved on from. I miss this anime posted around here though. Shame the poster left like so many others.>>571940261Good art.
>>571940943Do you look like thay and do that?
>>571940949nyo...
>>571941165>formerHeh... so you admit I'm good now?
>>571941191>thayESL threadsimp
>>571939324did you finish
>>571941296Sorry typo
>>571941191shit yourself faggot
>>571941191>thayyou literally live in a mudhut in africa and are posting via a guy named parhjit powering your pc and modem by riding a bike
>>571941191I can hear the pipes
1/3 im gonna come
>>571941316So weird
>>571941278Going from deadweight to former deadweight is not the same as "good". You are ok. Not reliable when shit hits the fan.
tbf t is next to y
>>571941401bag pipes or church organ?
>>571941637The pipe sound effect from anons vocaroo shitpost
>>571941401from glen to glen and o'er the mountainside
>>571941769I don't get it
Fact: consoleGODS would carry all pwsissies>>571941624trvke
>>571941624ngl desu senpai
>>571941987You guys don't own consoles.
>>571941987There's no crossplay
>>571940943Literally zero. Porn addiction, schizo posting, trannies and extreme namefaggotry have all taken root within this place. And without a new pc fromsoft game for a long time it's only going to get worse. We're already unrecognizable from ye olde /erg/, I genuinely shudder to think what the future holds.Get out while you still can. There's nothing left for you here.
let me know when mmv is 2/3
>>571941987Said no one ever
just wait for The Duskbloods anon
2/3 mmv
Do you guys drink water while you Night Reign? Any water drinkers in chat?
>>571943136>drinking waterwhy are you gay?
>>571943136i am always drinking water
>>571941987>>571941184Said everyone ever
>>571943220I love water!
>>571943262>desperate consolsecuck samefagraped post.
>>571943535>everyone who says something I don’t like is the same personYou have issues dude
>>571943719based
>>571943719Ok you win practice. You're S tier and you can have US citizenship now
dsgods are the most powerful race in the world
>>571943836shut it cocksucker
>>571943836Go to bed terr stop threadshitting for once in your life
dustina is so cool...
>>571943836trvkie
>>571943719poorfag >>571943797weird post
gg on heolstor
>>571944038>>571944019>>571943984
GG sloppers.
>>571944038:'c
>>571943719N64 night reign
>>571944132>every wyldgawd has their virgin sense
>>571944213Who cares?
Sloppa-loppa-ding-dong>>571941605I've been known to save a run or two.Come on. :) You're going to say I'm not good because I can't carry? I think being able to carry is what separates the good from the great.
What happened to bjark? He was so stupid and fat but honestly worth having in the thread.
>>571944213Careful, this will trigger the mostly extinct and defeated exesaars.
>>571944330But you have storm kick right there, why use an inferior L2?
We need the tranny nightreign demake which will save erg
>>571944330I'd rather have two greasies than one extremist
>I've been known to save a run or two.Out of the 100 or so jobbed or botched runs you got carried in? You're also known to not be able to save a 1bar kek
>>571944465what about 3 extremist pointing to sky
>>5719445062 trishtinas please
>>571944582extra leche
>>571944356Who cares and no, he wasn’t>>571944369And that’s a good thing
>>571944582Would you like terr with that?
>>571942108We probably could have lived a little longer if it did. Now we have to die quietly.
@terr do you look like this
I like my burgers greasy
>>571944497Why do you have to be a cunt all the time? Is it the way you were raised?
>>571944826awwooooga
>>571944497You nuked the egomaniac known as greasejeeta, well done.
>>571945192Yes. I am the ill-mannered and uncouth son of a dog. Please forgive me.
uh oh looks like creasmeister's superiority is causing a slight controversy
>>571944356I liked the miquella sloppa that she posted. I jerked off so much to those
We are the nightreigners
>>571945613yuria with a gut the absolute madlad
>>571944862>>571944743>>571944582>>571944789this sounds gross
>>571945950what would you like with your burgie then
queuers assemble
>>571945486>Please forgive me.Nah. I'm getting real sick of the """""jokes""""" around here. I don't think any of you are funny. The banter is meanspirited. The niceties come across as sarcastic at best. There's been nothing but constant hostility toward me. I have to constantly wonder if every mention of my name is actually some sly insult. The really frustrating part, is that I could be playing with one of my haters, and I would have no idea due to anonymity. If I could find a better community to play with, I would gladly leave this one.
>>571944356Just say you are gay and have a porn addiction dude, you want more miqslop and that's it.>>571944826This is what they look like post-BWC mind control.
>B>WC
>>571946239>bro never heard of the Black Westboro Church
>>571946239>Blacked West Coast mentioned
>>571946239>brown>seethe post thanks for telling on yourself terr
>>571946239Uh oh fragile thirdie ego has been triggered
1/3 mmv
>>571946239>you >not raped>>571946469>>571946440Immediately clocked xhey/xhem, well done.
>>571945603>>>>>>>shegood one
is xhe he?or is xhe she?
2 outta 3 mmmmvvv
Ongbal status?
>>571944019stop giving terr credit for my posts thanks
>>571946975ballin' ong
>>571947104Shut the fuck up terr
Ongbal vs terrjeet, forma de lapp o murky
>>571944826yes I do look like that and I’m very fond of big burly muscly men and their thick BWCs how did you know haha :)
>>571947191you are mentally ill
>>571947596>>571947191
>>571947734>>571947596
Ongbal vs bwc
>all dsg posts are terreven doe dere's dozens of us
>>571947815Thanks for proving it
>>571947901>>571947104please shut the fuck up you are so annoying good lord
>>571947950Zuk it up
>>571947950You are much more annoying.
nice try, we put up quite the fight. sorry to make you carry Aschev
2/3 mixed martial vampires
Tell me I wasn't the only one suffering from that massive lag so couldn't read the moves. Also what a horrible run, we only made it one time to a place that could have staves and my dormant drops never gave them to me.
Talk about the fucking game you schizo niggers
>>571948024>no youyou’re done
nice carry terr
>>571948024Nah you definitely have him beat. Make your dead shithole general and get lost already
>>571948074yeah there was a lot of lag for me too. I'd hit you guys to revive you, but it'd take like 2 seconds to actually show. sometimes enemies were standing still for me too.
Which brown country are you from trashchev
>>571947339terr clears no diff
>>571946239You seem to have ruffled some feathers with this one
>>571948179Whichever makes you feel is funniest for shitposting about me.
>>571948141>zero self awarenessYeah I've been done with you for a while. So has the rest of the thread. Stop whining all day about inane funposts, mass quoting, spamming the same canned replies, and schizophrenically obsessing over nothing, you mentally ill nigger.
wake up troon merchant
thanks for the carry
gg heolster. that day 2 circle 2 was some bs. nothing to do since we full cleared castle day 1
gg holestorDidn't realise I had multple -resistance items lol
>>571948214Bangladesh sir
>>571948780I was wondering how your death blight filled so fast just from one of his sperg screams
>>571948578>whirlwind of nonsense he doesn’t know the meaning ofso raped. so lame. point that finger back at yourself. changing your posting style does nothing.
>>571948420>>571948437Can you not talk to yourself
Is it true that zukjeet sleeps in a stone coffin with steam coming out of it and ancient text that says "Do not open" on the lid?
>>571947339terrgawd wins
>>571948774I love anime
>>571948901bad look to be coping out in the open like this
>>571948912lame raped third person post
>>571948859>whirlwind of nonsensei.e. the shit you do in this thread all day, which I just described. I don't know what your boogeymen did to mindbreak you this hard but it sounds like you'd be happier back in your sub, redditor. Only thing more pathetic than a janny is an armchair janny like you.
>>571948976That’s what I’m saying it doesn’t look good for you
who is terr
>>571947339Devilbvll rapes both*
>>571948960When are you killing yourself mush
>>571949131the insecure failure? get a grip lol
>>571947570Why are so many NLsissies like this?>>571949141>>571949057Everyone is saying this.
>>571949060>nooo stop calling me out on my thread shitting it makes me look BAD!battle cry of the threadshitter. your tears mean. nothing. behave.
Oh wait I just realized zukjeet is from a different general so no one here even knows who it is. Man I need to stop shitposting
LORD creasy
>>571949074not me schizo
>>571949373It doesn’t look good for you. Stop.
>>571948774mush is so lucky
>>571949258>nooo stop calling me out on my autistic thread policing i.e. shittingKill yourself you brown faggot.
He won doebeit.
>>571949570need help reading? here, let me refer you to >>571949258we both know the irony of this breaking point tantrum because people have clocked you too many times in one thread for your comfort is of course that you’re going to turn around and take issue with some other post that rubs you the wrong way and screech about it at the top of your lungs but that’s going to be ok for some mentally raped reason that I’m sure you can concoct on your own. keep it up though. this won’t stop. now reply again and prove my point like a good chimp.
>>571948816Very good saar I can tell
>>571949687>incoherent word saladJust stop being a whiny faggot holy shit. It's not that hard. Learn to ignore posts so you can at least pretend to fit in, or use a filter if you're that big of a redditor.
>>571949687>>571949450>>571949258>>571949141>>571948859>>571948632posters who losted, and bigly
>>571948774>tranimegrim state of /erg/
>>571948504what?
>>571949986creepy pedotroon poster, what can you do.
>>571949935 (me)I’m a bit on the retarded side this was meant for:>>571949570>>571949060>>571948976>>571948912>>571948578>>571948169>>571947901
>>571950102very raped reply
>>571949759>uh oh he clocked me good word for word uhh uhhh UHHH I know! le word salad!thanks for proving the point.
>>571949759>just ignore the cancer eating away at youYou need to shut the fuck up. If anything YOU are the one who embodies the spirit of the redditor with that attitude given you can just downvote things into oblivion and pretend they don’t exist. Let people say what they want and stop butting in.
>>571950102Oops forgot my pic
Time for the daily terr melty I see
that was the worst mod-specific fight i have ever seen, random explosions and invisible damage auras everywherewhat compels troons to add their own dogshit fight ideas instead of just increasing the variation of fights fromsoft already made
>>571950334 (me) meant for >>571950147 (me)
What if you simply stopped this arguing and enjoyed a nice run of convergence
>>571950205>Let people say what they want and stop butting in.ohh sweatie...
>>571950374yeah, it was way overtuned. I don't even think sludge got a hit off running around at the end, there were no opportunities.
>>571950537its the great hollow Frost Divine Beast Warrior at the castle rooftop, but with 500% more AoEslop
Souslikes are just rhythm games. Why haven't bandai made fromsoft themed rhythm game machines and sold them to arcade places in Japan???????
Just bought a sekiro cabinet for the mancave
>>571950197>noooo my schizophrenic rambling totally got you i'm not mentally ill i swearSure thing>>571950205>Let people say what they want and stop butting in.The fact that you don't see the irony here
>>571950787This argument has gone on for two hours
>>571950673>>571950537>>571950374have you tried not being ztier?
>>571950374>all this copeDevilaryan would have carried btw
>>571950374this has to be bugged right?
>>571950374Please don't be transphobic terr this is an inclusive gen
>>all this cope>Devilaryan would have carried btw
we remain... among the accursed...
>>571950617still 1/3 shit's dead, huh?
>>571951153oi whered you run off to
Where were you when the 'cord killed the queue
>>571950374you should report bugs like these to the devs, you even have a webm you can show them, complaining like a little bitch will do not do much
>>571950787Don’t like a taste of your own medicine? Funny how that works
>>571950787>Sure thingglad you’ve conceded and acknowledged your rape. stop responding now.
>>571950537zamn slutge plays in the mmv
>3barsaar is madkinema
>>571951297Hmmm I only see the asymmetrical meltie from you maybe try not being a weak willed hypocrite
>>571950374I want to trio mmv with trish and sludge
i'm pretty sure the gotthard's don't combo correctly iirc you could r1, l1, and you would get the stab, the farron greatsword atleast combos correctly
bleed dog
>>571951586wtf they have gawdards, everyone play the mod nyow
>>571951580Too bad you don't play this game
>>571951091deviljeet is so lame and raped...
>>571951592gghaving 2 successives makes the bubble so hard to get, it trolled me against morgott
>>571950374>>571950673see >>571918086>>571950537thats typical sludgetroon gameplay thoughbeit
>>571951532Hit dogs holler. Better luck next time.
>>571951091Why is Exejeet cosplaying as Wylder? So lame and raped and gay…
>>571951592gg i carried
>>571951740certainly explains your behaviour tonight
>>571950787absolutely destroyed that maggot faggot nice job
>>571948774good picture
>>571951310>s-stop replyingClassic whiny bitch trying to abort his own melty when called out. Take your meds next time and maybe you won't embarrass yourself.
>>571951813Don’t talk to yourself retarded freak
>>571951790>no youPack it up. Your asshole needs repairs.
>>571951883but it's your only tactic good saar?
>>571951780That's an actual photo of Devil doebeit
>>571951841shut the fuck upncocksucke r you were expertly dismantled here >>571949687 and could only muster defeated raped bitch tier responses as seen here >>571949759 and >>571950787 here you’ve lost don’t make the curbstompings continue
omfg stop fighting
>>571951953What? Speak English rakesh
You guys keep proving your skin is filled with melanin considering your obsession with rape
>>571950673>hollows frost lion warrior>infinite poise>giants whip ash stomp>lightning spear with lingering AoE>Godricks whirlwind with zero start up>no flasks>already one barred from invisible mist thingThink I’m going to play convergence after that
pack it in, ergies... we Lost hard
>>571951964>you were totally owned epicly by my fabricated scenario that i use to justify my nonstop effeminate pissing and moaning about random postsOkay sweaty now swallow the pills, all of them
>>571952309no thanks sissy keep your homemade hrt to yourself maybe cut back on them so less of these outbursts happen and you don’t embarrass yourself so hard
gg mystery caligoI thought I we might be getting hoelstor when we got that obnoxious augur raid.
where did the comfy posters go... are we forsaken?
>>571952481what a sad state of affairs
I anticipated Caligo's forward breath, and she still hit me. Honestly fuck this boss.>>571952417I checked the boss chart after day 1, and saw we were getting either caligo or augur. then augur raided, and that narrowed the possibilities.
>>571952403No I meant your anti psychotics, or if your thirdie shithole doesn't have medicine try eating a bullet.
>>571951847schizo
>>571952647Shut it retarded freak
>>571952481our cherished mutts rest
>>571952638stop trying to solicit your poison tranny I said I’m not interested a bullet is more than likely what you’ll eating yeah LOL
>>571950374lol why are you such a sperg
>>571952714>what you'll eating LOLSo raped.
>>571952795>le typo so u lose or something chudconcession accepted
>>571952481They were never here to begin with. Wake up.
new thread?
At some point, you need to throw to go onto the next match. You can’t spend 20 minutes trying to rez when you don’t have the dps to kill the boss
>>571952836>frantic typing errors, missing wordsYep. Raped.
2 retards fighting.mov
>>571952947whatever you need to tell yourself to dilate at night xhir
As far as terr tantrums go this one was pretty entertaining. I give it a 7/10. Missing some of the signature falseflagging but most of the hallmark threadshittery was definitely there.
>>571953056>>571953025>>571952986>>571952947now redeem the kissing sirs
>>571952481who were they
>>571953194Woah hey im just a spectator…
>>571950770can you show the class?
>>571952664>>571952753
>>571952753you seem obsessed
>>571953562Doing this bit again? Lol
>>571953794no
the ergies are frenzied
did.... did /dsjee/ just win?
>>571953794>>571953698
>>571954318With what? You’re short circuiting again
trish...
>>571954286the perma raped brown award? for sure
>>571954472>>571953025
>>571948049Can you please apologize to aschev for losing?
Do you think Dustina has played Dustforce?
>>571954541That sucks for you. Hope you get help that isn’t just quoting your rapists
CREASY ᵃnᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵍˢˡᵒᵖ
>>571954286the ergies have exhausted all their options they're cornered now their backs are against the wall nowhere to run nowhere to hide now is our chance we have to strike while the iron is hot we have to beat them we can do it
>>571954823gg. Sword dog kept ignoring me for some reason. So I was able to really wail on him. Dog behavior is so weird sometimes.
mmv 2/3
gg on ED adel, we fucking melted everything that entire match
gg big purple chickenlucked out with those double twinblades early and just went with that the whole game
that was an experience
C tiers be like>gg adel, that was a close one!
>>571956420log capacity exceeded>continuesreally funny to see these types of nightmare lobbies, don't wanna be in one though
>>571956420>30 minute balancers bloody hell, that must have been a nightmare
yuh just crease it up and zuk it up and crease it up
>>571957250it's good for your health>>571957415yeah i got unlucky with 0 atk passives, and they couldn't stay alive for more than 10 seconds
>>571957852shut the hell up terr
i will be the next terrtinabal
sorry about shitting the bed during the fight, gg
ggs adel
phew. Tough run.Did you guys see Scholar's attack teleport me into the camp? The game was absolutely robbing. Finding new glitches to do it.
>>571959841I was wondering what happened. you were outside the rain with us, then you just got flung in
>>571959841i was wondering how you got there all of a sudden as i was running towards you lmao
>>571959841I was wondering...
>>571959883>>571959920It was a complete mystery. I don't even remember how it happened exactly. Things were so hectic. I was trying to do something when I *think* scholar attacked me, and then zwoop, I'm in the middle of the rain.
>>571960038I was wondering what happened.
gg hotdogs I should have brought a gaols build, we were completely loaded after day 1
>>571960315at least the good players brought their gaol relics
>>571960315I brought balancers which is a gaol relic.
i wonder how, i wonder why, yesterday you told bout the blue blue sky and all that i can see
>>571960496ohhhhhh, I was a wonderin'
>>571960370>goalchungus>good players Good joke
bad newscc melted into jelly like blob due to heat
>>571961650freebasing cc
>>571961650>checks uk weatherlow 30s in the cities, not the worst
>>571961917I love my American central cooling. God bless the USA
>>571961917In the USA our hospitals were overrun with euros during the world cup. It didn't even get hot over here and everyone with an accent was being rushed to THE hospital for heat stroke. My boss was fleecing those guys so hard for most of the month.
>>571962096The problem is that Euros don't drink enough water. They are a parched people.
>>571962248They were drinking nothing but water from what I saw. The fleecing I mentioned is we 3x'd the price of seltzer waters. Why the fuck do they all buy seltzer waters when America has natural stream water everywhere?
>>571962378>Why the fuck do they all buy seltzer waters when America has natural stream water everywhere?European sporting events are like the superbowl with constant ads for products, but instead of Tide or whatever household item a family would buy it is all for trendy forever alones like watches and designer water. The perception of wealth and status controls them in a markedly different manner because they aren't from your culture so it is strange to you.
>>571963616gg
>>571963616gg's
the eurgies are thirsting
>>571952481shifty, trish, cupcake, cc…
1/3 vanilla for over 10 minutes
>d4 heolstor mmv>still get haloshit crutchess
>>5719649121/3 for 20
>>571964912>>5719657173/3
>>571961917>>571962248>it's another episode of amerlards not understanding why heat is worse in UK Here's a qrd:>non-mudhut house design>humidity>island>low AC adoption in homes
>>571966537>islandDisgusting.
>>571966907disgustang!
where is cc, i want to play with her
learning ways to deal with heat from practice
>>571966537We’ve laughing at euros collapsing at the heat and going to the hospital here in the US during the World Cup. It’s not just the no ac part, or the house design, you guys can’t handle heat like Americans can.
>>571967035I freebased her earlier.
>>571967880>things that obese retards are making up Anyway its exactly what I said is the reason.
>>571968204lol no. Your excuses don’t work anymore eurotrash. You and your people are weak and exposed.
What’s the review on convergence? Anyone here completed it?
>>571954734>>571951297
>>571968676I haven't tried, should I start?
>>571967880So trvke, we must have praise our amerilard overlords for their hydration breaks and adverts
>>571968045practice...
>>571968852I'll freebase him too. I'll freebase all of you.
>>571968765Are you trans?
>>571969179no
>>571969371Pov: i'm on a date and I can't read
>>571969687You're never going on a date let's be real you'll forever remain a kissless virgin chud loser
>>571970337whys she so smol
>>571970337>>571969371exewives
ggs red harmonia
gg, sorry for shitting the bed in the fight. I need to practice SSB harmonia
>>571970736gg
gg red birds bit spicy that one
>>571969179It’s funny whenever you guys call something troon this, troon that I only see straight guys doing whatever you’re talking about. I guess you guys were the troons all along.
>>571970776cc?
>>571970934yes
>>571970808>I guess you guys were the troons all along No those are just the newfags from nightreign's release.
>>571971016erg is saved
>>571971031Can it troon
>both no 6th sense>0 estus with parry shield + being the host/erg/ is finished
>>571970808What about jeet this jeet that?
>>571971237it is finished. haven't seen trish for a week now
>>571971237just fraudcuck parry spam things
This guy explains a gaming concept that is important for /erg/ to hear. I've tried to explain why Nightreign and Elden Ring bosses aren't fun. But I don'tknow if I got through to you. Well this guy explains it quite well. He doesn't actually reference Fromsoft's games, so you're going to have to do some extrapolating.https://files.catbox.moe/rgbqz6.mp4
>>571970776>Shy submissive men make the girl be bait I bet you make her tell the waiter you didn’t order pickles too
>>571971426Not clicking your virus
>>571971426closed after seeing the basedboy with a dyed fucking beard
>>571971426the bosses in elden ring are really fun sounds like you got filtered by playing wrong.
>>571971476Femdom is kino though
dolphin porn link dont click
>>571971426You're wrong though, the ways I have fun also result in me winning. Sounds like a you problem
>>571971156Feeling called out newtranny? Well you should be because you and your kind ruined yet another online community. Join the 41% ASAP.
>>571971961Can it troon
>somehow I avoided red birds with Isaac and SlayerThank god.
>>571972261Those games are the funnest
>>571972261You'll never improve with that attitude, besides it wasn't even close to the spiciest red birds I've had
>>571971476God I wish that was me
>>571972261Your next red bird game will be creasy and cupcake good luck
>>571972424My last red birbs was with Mush and Extremist though
>>571972424>names an S tier and a B tieryou should've said roxy and belan
>>571972417>You'll never improve with that attitudeWhat makes you think I want to improve? I'm fine with my mediocrity!
>>571972424>greasy creasy & coolcakethe birds wont stand a chance
>cctier and pracspic avoiding mmv because they'd get exposed by new bosses like terrjeeta uh oh
>>571972490Let me guess, level 12 at night 2?
>>571971426He looks like a faggot and he's stating the obvious but he is 100% right but I still find Nightreign fun, what do you find fun?
>>571972592practice plays on a toaster at 360p, no way he can run mmv
>implying greasy is not cowardly deadweight crutching on LLBT for balancersgood joke threadsaars
>>571972626The opposite, it was a great run and we were lv14 at the end of day1
>>571971426>still trying to bait with "nightreign is unfun" after nobody bit yesterday so lame and you can't even describe why because you don't play nightreign
>>571972764Dream lobby
>>571972579>D tier yellow fever cuck and F tier obese rape victim who chopped his willy offDay 2 wipe
vanilla or mmv which one is 2/3
>>571972882Trve only way they are getting past Night 2 is if they luck out and it's Demon Prince instead of Moghlester
>>571972592why not ask them to play the mod instead of doing this roundabout method to get the NEETs on the mod queue?
>>571972424Funny.
>>571972919vanilla is 0/3 because the only 3 people playing it are already in a game
>>571972984I don't care if they play the mod, I am just saying it how it is.
>>571972970Mohg is the easiest of the new bosses since you can dps dump on his second half and kill him before he does anything.
>>571973052KEEEEEK
>>571973052The run that killed both streaks
>>571972754Jeez. Why so hostile? I wasn't even part of the conversation until another anon brought me up for no reason. But you sure are eager to shit on me.
>>571973336He shits on everyone, I wouldn't take it personally
Are you anons playing the mmv or vanilla nightreign? If are you playing mmv what depth?
>>571973439seems like everyone shits on everyone
>>571973204If you dont have a high dps team then no, not at all. More people have wiped to him than Demon Prince in the thread and that's a fact. The nature of the bloodflame spam also makes for inconsistency, which doesn't exist on the same level for Demon Prince outside of him just cheesing you with lasers outside of the arena in the night's tide.
>>571973480I play both, depends where is the activity.D5 for mmv. Just hope I don't get Manus.
>>571973480Playing vanilla
>>571973439Who do you think "he" is?
>>571972592practice would vigoreye and cc would crutchess so they don't need to learn fights like terrgod has to
>>571962096>>571962248>>571962378>>571962950>>571966537>>571967880Any source here? I’m kind of curious now
>>571973538lol
>>571973549>If you dont have a high dps team then noNever happened in my experience, everyone bullies Mohg while he is summoning his spears then he dies.If that doesn't happen in your lobbies I'm sorry.
>>571973624If you know you know
>>571973728The world cup was held in the USA this year and tons of europeans flew in to see it and got fucked sideways by normal weather. My favorite were the germans that wanted to hate americans but couldn't.
>>571973052thank you based creasy for showing this i needed a good laugh
>>571973760t. the Carried
>>571973336People are gassing you up in an ironic sense, and I'll be here to make sure a no-nonsense, balanced take is provided to counter that. Wouldn't want a yellow fever ego-autist to get a big head now would we. >>571973624Whoever mindraped that anon the most recently.
>>571972261could be worse they're not as bad as some of the other people on the pw
>>571973686No fucking way
>>571973760You are either lying or simply haven't fought the boss enough at D5.>>571973975More like t. doesn't play the game
>>571972519See >>571972882
>>571972970Does anyone actually enjoy fighting Mogh? His second phase is completely unfair.>Splashes fire on the ground.>You have to navigate around the fire to get proper positioning>By the time you're in the place you need to be, he's flying to the sky and splashing more fire on the ground.>He comes swooping in. You dodge, but there's fire surrounding you, so you take damage>The tick damage is inexplicably 1/3rd of your life bar, and you tick twice for 2/3trds of your life gone in an instant.>You want to heal, but he's already throwing more fire in a line across the ground.>You finally heal>He's already back in the sky throwing more fire>You realize he's chained at least 10 attacks together by now, and you haven't been able to even hope to hit him.
>>571973978Bingo
>>571971620if you’re low test maybe
>>571973978You don’t play on the pass and you go too far the other way. Your opinion is imbalanced.
>>571973715terrfraud abuses deflect stacking, which is easier than the normal roll and still gets 3bar raped, actually. Don't talk about yourself like that in third person by the way this is why you get shitposted about.
>>571974125I'm a D5 reg that mains raider. Mohg stands still for 10 seconds and lets you melt him.
>>571974357And there it is
>>571973978Why do you always say I have a big ego? Please be specific. No vagueness this time. No empty condescension. Actually make a case.
>>571974151>The tick damage is inexplicably 1/3rd of your life bartry pressing Y when you queue up for DoN, if you lower yourself to D1 then you'll find he inexplicably does less damage
>>571974046I have a hard time finding someone worse
>>571974487Favorite z tiers to play with?
>>571974521Ever played with zenokia?
>>571974487Tick damage is scaled way to high. There is no sense to it.
>>571974429>No argument>>571974403>raidcuckIt's always raiders or guardians who are the most delusional. Post your Depths win streak, Mr. Mogh is easy or actually kys.
>>571974732All damage is scaled too high at D4 and 5. A soldier walking off a ledge of steps and landing on you shouldn't do enough damage to kill you but it does.>>571974769>kvetching after being proven wrongkek
>>571974823what does kvetching mean?
>>571974823You didn't prove anything wrong, you just said you are a raidchungus and followed up with nothing (because you can't lol)
>>571974357the post that sent a certain pakistani saar into a wild frenzy, nicely done
>>571975014terrsaar is a paki? I thought he was indian?
>>571974769>Post your Depths win streak,Nta but why would he? Even if he does you will just dismiss it for not reaching whatever arbitrary number you will make up.
>>571975080recent addition to the automated responses
i have to wait for my pizza before i can queue again please keep up the entertainment
>>571974614cupcake, follows pings, brings damage, can res a 1bar and isn't egotistical like creasyCant think of any other z tiers
>>571973052lmao, but good on you creasy for being honest
>>571975275roxy, zane, zorban and extremist
>>571975323We need more honesty and humility in erg
>>571975139Some proof of this guy not being a cherry-picking shitter for starters. The thing is, people can just get enough lucky runs vs a dps check boss and get the wrong idea. I should've asked for a full expedition stats screenshot for more info, but it's not that important. I've learned not to take raiders or guardians seriously.
>>571974732>>571974823>damage is scaled way to high>All damage is scaled too high at D4 and 5maybe don't play the high damage one-shot mode if you don't like high damage and being one-shot?
>>571973686kek that's happened to me before
>>571975526Nightmares
>>571975507Maybe don't make an environmental hazard nigh-inescapable.
>>571975507I play it and think its too easy. I can still see the damage is scaled too high.
>>571974614isaac
>>571975526>all 3bar against draconic sentinelHow?
>>571975737it was a different time
>>571974614terr and sludge
>>571975647greasy stop calling everything inescapable, inexplicable or unavoidable>>571975676if you have charged negation or taking damage negation it does no damage although it triggers on curse hits and eventually bleeds you
>>571975737>2x c tiers and dingcuckI can see why
>>571975275this cupcake is obedient and shares loot
cupcake is hardly a z tier doebeit
>>571975948>IF rng doeclassic raidgroid cope
I beat Mohg RL1 no cheese and while the blood flame was an obstacle it's not like it instantly kills you unless he throws it in your face which you should be dodging anyway.Git gud.
>>571975948I'm talking in general not just mohg. Damage scaling from D3 into D4 is a real wake up call that stops being interesting very quickly. D5 feels easier than D5 because the scaling doesn't feel like a huge jump but it doubles the red enemies so you get insane gains way easier.
What's up with that one guy who always shows up in every Elden Ring thread on /v/ and rambles about some guy called "Dragonirian" and pretends that everyone knows who that is?
>>571976140If not z tier then what
>>571976252qrd?
>>571976240>D5 feels easier than D5
>D5 feels easier than D5
>>571976182every boss in D5 kills you in one hit if you don't have negation, complaining about that now shows you don't play the game>>571976240then stop playing D5? everyone else playing D5 is fine with it
>>571976252>>571976370
>>571976204D5 trio with shit zdps teammates > RL1 solo NG He also has the new move that forces a dps check and a tighter arena for a while
>>571976392>>571976453>>571976501its druggiecuck, the meth has made his brain feel funny and smooth
>>571976279same tier as greasy and disaac
>>571976279to me at least B, she's reliable often times
>>571976370You can see him at work in an ER thread that's active on /v/ right now, he has a very unique posting style that I have seen many times in a lot of different Elden Ring threads ever since the game came out. He often uses the words "lolcow" and "doxed" and he's obsessed with some guy called "Dragonirian" and anytime anyone asks him about it he implies that they are Dragonirian.>>571976537I think this guy is him because this is the exact kind of nonsensical schizophrenia he usually posts
>>571976502Skill and rolling everything is not rng, raider does not work well without the 2 things you just mentioned, it's cope passives as I said. How's all those resets going by the way zorbease?
>>571972070Repeating what you already said won't help you troon shitposter.
>>571976279D+ tier
>>571976252https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia
Attention, an S tier is queuing
>>571976830Well obviously he's mentally ill, but there has to be a story behind it.
I'm not playing in this heat thoughbeit
>>571976501I keep thinking this is Pippa, but I'm pretty sure it's the rabbit from ZZZ
>>571977037thats not how that mental illness works
>>571977192>it's the rabbit from ZZZit is indeed
>>571976553>dps checkThose pillars take 3 seconds for a zdps build to destroy and you can easily stall against Mohg to revive your team
>>571977037The story is boring though. A guy noticed somoeone spamming his social medias on 4chan which is anonymous and it drove the spammer insane over the course of a few years.It really isn't interesting.
>>571977380And other lies you tell yourself
>>571975948>stop calling everything inescapable, inexplicable or unavoidableI'll do that when Fromsoft stops putting in unavoidable, inexplicable, and inescapable things in their games.>Attack can come out at any time>There is no tell for it>You have to wait for the enemy to make their move first, in order to attack them while they're distracted>But the attack that can come out at any time can also come out after attacks.>So you have to wait for the enemies to do that move first, then you can attack.>Boss performs 10 different attacks, before finally doing the attack you were waiting for.>You attack them while they're distra->The boss suddenly jumps away, and your attack whiffs>Alternatively, the boss can actually chain another attack to the attack you've been waiting on, so you're punished after all that waiting anyway.>You realize the boss is actually never safe to attack, and the best you can do is lower the odds of getting hit.>The true no-hit strategy involves anticipating attacks that don't come out. But you played the game so much, you start to manipulate the boss's, reacting to the meta-behavior. Noting how they position and move in a way that reads more like the by-product of programming, rather than intentional animated gestures. The enemy jerks a little this way. Or suddenly speeds up a little that way. Oddities that they probably never meant for you to focus on, but regardless, they help you read the boss.
>>571976742>she
>>571976252>>571976754Yes we call him DOS around here (dragonirian obsessed schizo) and he's unfortunately been plaguing our threads for 2 years now with his usual schizo nonsenseHe believes 4 different people are all the same person and that everyone who plays on the /erg/ password is from a discord. Actual mental sickness of the highest degree I wish he got range banned already
>>571977837You do, but it isn't catching on for some reason.
Don't talk about yourself unprompted faggot maggot threadshitter
>>571972754I'm anti lltbt. I only take it for libra
>>571978000This is very important for 1 person, please understand.
>replied in secondsGet a job
>>571977671you called black blade kindred's attacks unfair when they're perfectly telegraphed
>>571978058You are also anti-winning I see.
>>571978147The blackflame spin is a little unfair sometimes. Bosses activating moves that are 100% going to kill you again while being picked up in general feel bad. I know circumstances lead there but sometimes you are just fucked.
>>571978167No I like having to deal with boss movesets and letting my teammates have breathers to whale on the boss or heal.
>>571978147The problem is hes right he just picked the wrong bosses to make that case (infamous horse stomp and bbk). If he said Heolstor, Morgott, Godrick stomp, SoTE bosses/elite mobs then he'd have a point. Universal deflect system would have solved the issue of anti-engagement/get away attacks for slower weapons, but they fucked that up at ER's launch.
>>571978343It only kills you because you're playing the one-shot mode and you only have a one-time activation negation. The wind up is long enough that you deserve to be multi hit and killed for not noticing it.
I think the banished knights are the marker for when Fromsoft just gave up on being fair. "Yeah, let's just give them an AoE stomp that comes out at any time to cancel the player's action. What? How will they know when it's coming? That's the funny thing. They won't! Hyuh-hyuh-hyuh-hyuh!">>571978147I've yet to be proven wrong. Someone said they were going to make a video of themselves evading the whirlwind while standing in melee range. They've yet to do it.I stand by the fact that if you're already in melee range when he begins the whirlwind, you cannot escape.
>>5719784522x players w/ LLTBT is the go-to for Red Balancers, and you're a griefing retard if you think otherwise. It is, however, grief tier for multi-boss fights on one person.
>>571978545someone posted it but I don't remember when
>>571978518>The wind up is long enough that you deserve to be multi hit and killed for not noticing it.I'm being picked up I can't do anything about what is about to happen.
if you niggers all hate each other why still play on the pw? everyone just calling everyone a jeet/troon or the personalized insults like greasy. go play with randoms if you hate everyone on the pw
>>571978674Don't need it. You guys can take it if you want. I'll save my slots for more damage so we can stunlock the worm which is more fun than the usual 15 minute bird kiting session
>>571978904I'll be sure to pick you up the floor after you multi-bar.
>>571978891Its bants lad.
i like doing the split strat it's more engaging
>>571979028I've never died on balancers
>>571979079>t. highest win streak 32
>>571978891we don't though, its just some faggots like husbandfag, dostroon and druggiecuck trying to stir shit up like its their full time job
>>571979201>>571979062then explain the tier list shit flinging. that and talk about x person being ztier, sounds like more than bants/one person shitting up the thread
>>571979201You forgot Terr.
>>571979393Bants lad. I'm one of the guys that makes fun of terr all the time, at the end of the day I still like the guy.
>>571979456>>571979491>>571978000
>>571979569reply to the wrong anon?
>>571979491It clearly isn't just le bants. You guys are obsessive about it and pretty shallow. You act like manchildren
>>571978502>If he said Heolstor, Morgott, Godrick stomp, SoTE bosses/elite mobsI've made complaining posts about all of them.The other day, I pointed out how Heolstor can spawn geysers behind you and off camera, so as you're moving back, you walk into a geyser.In a recent solo match, I noted how Margit during a raid actually doesn't stop attacking. Like no exaggeration. He actually does not stop attacking for even a second.I mentioned Godrick's whirlwind only the day before yesterday >>571708420 I noted the bad hitbox on Artoria's front flip. Which is something that someone else pointed out to me. After which, I saw what they meant.And more.
>>571978545>>571978704
>>571979684Alright, but you are wrong about horse and bbk they are well designed and have plenty of openings compared to heolstor, who can just do a reaction check from neutral, that is too fast for greatsword r1s and slower. Horse stomp is nowhere near as fast.
>>571979651>It clearly isn't just le bants.I'm telling you it is. I'm the anon that posted the guardian image when the fextra false flag happened. I'm telling you it is just bants that some people take seriously but that isn't my fault. 4chan isn't meant to be taken seriously.
>>571979684Artorias doesn't have a "bad hitbox", he literally ignores dodge iframes, the hitbox is fine.
>>571979651you foids wouldn't get it, moids can trashtalk each other and not feel any real hate
>>571979981I can consistently dodge it if I use audio cues but visually it gets me every time, I think the animation is just out of sync or something not that he straight up ignores your dodge frames.
>>571980163He literally, LITERALLY ignores iframes with his lions claw knockoff, he has since DS1, you have to avoid the attack entirely via positioning..
>>571980163No, you are just wrong on this one. Theres no special logic to why that attack ignores iframes, but it has since DS1>>571980273Exactly.
>>571979651you're talking to the worst schizo thread shitter this place has ever seen just ignore him>>571980016you and i both know this isn't the case
>>571980605You are probably confusing him with someone else, that happens a lot.
Aren't you guys happy it's Friday?
>>571980856The queue is dead so no
>>571980856only wagies care about days of the week elf-tan
>>571980856Yeah. I work today but it is payday for most people so everyone is pretty chill on fridays.
>>571979712Inconclusive evidence.Guardian was already at the very edge of the attack. barely connecting with the boss's knee with a lengthy weapon. Plus, BBk only started at the end of his attack, so he had time to recover and perform a backstep to get enough distance to avoid the swirling energy.Nine-Box has a fast weapon, and again, he was already done attacking when he ran away from BBK lifting his halberd. Normally, the halberd lift is indistinguishable from other attacks. But because his healthbar is at half, anyone with experience can make an educated guess that the whirlwind is coming and run away. That doesn't count as reading a tell, because you're actually reading the length of the healthbar. Imagine for a moment that the healthbar was not visible. How then would the boss convey that a major attack is coming?there is a case to be made that cupcake passed the melee range test. He was close to BBK's position, and still recovering from a relatively high committal attack when BBK lifts his halberd. How cupcake survived though, is a mystery. Too much is happening on screen, and cupcake is completely obscured. He could have simply been lucky. I've gotten lucky against the attack before. There is some deadzone in the whirlwind that avoids damage. Though I haven't been able to find it.>>571979981>>571980273>>571980521In DS1, I can dodge his lion's claw perfectly every time. It's incredibly easy, because the attack is honest. They definitely changed something about it in Nightreign. I'm not going to argue whether or not it "ignores iframes".(whatever that means) But I will say that my old DS1 instincts get me killed in Nightreign. They changed something.
>>571980856no im working today and tomorrow
>creasy is given a video of 3 melee users dodging the whirlwind >Inconclusive evidence
gg greg good run and nice crit damageshame we couldn't do a couple more gaols but finishing off the castle was probably the better option
>>571981365Yeah, try reading what I said.
>>571980273>>571980521I've played him solo and dodged the attack on the audio cues fine. Reacting visually gets you got every time, the audio cue is timed before the attack apex.
>>571980856I work twice a week in the evening, everyday is pretty much friday
>>571980016>moids can trashtalk each other and not feel any real hateAbsolutely not true. Just look at the state of this general. It's not just banter, there's a lot of hate and bitterness swirling around here. No wonder boys are so lonely and awkward, they aren't given any room to grow without being torn apart for it.
daily creasyjeet humiliation ritual
>>571981405vanilla or mmw?
>>571981790vanilla
>>571981159>Inconclusive evidence.
>>571981653>there's a lot of hate and bitterness swirling around here.From banter that some take too seriously on their own accord. It used to happen in old xbox lobbies and was blown way out of proportion there too.
>>571981159Have you tried not over committing to heavy attacks when he breaks out his halberd so you can perhaps not get fucked by the whirlwind you know is coming? Also that video shows cc clearly right up against the garg almost on par with Nine-box but to you that's at "the very edge of the attack" your spatial awareness is fucking poverty man
love my mom, but there's no fucking chance she could beat radabeast in a year
>>571975080There’s no difference between the two to regular humans
>>571982150Nice.
>>571982053>some take too seriously on their own accordyou guys constantly attack each other every thread>wow nightmare lobby>thank god I dodged a game with X>jeet/troon>x is a ztier
>>571978502>>571979927btw. I never said the horse stomps were unavoidable. I said I got reaction checked. Reaction checking simply means the attack is faster than the player's ability to react. That doesn't necessarily mean the attack is unavoidable.I argued that that stomp is unfun, because it forces the player to play too ascetically. If you're using a heavy weapon, you're only allowed to tap R1 in between attacks. Anything greater, and you risk getting stomped. You have to play in an un-fun way, because the game punishes you for trying anything fun.
>>571980856No, I’m stuck at work for training I won’t even use for a good few months. Though I go on vacation for ten days after so at least there’s that.
>>571982470>wow nightmare lobby>thank god I dodged a game with XThose are banter, i'll often say them about my own games or people I'd just finished a game with
>>571982470yeah, why would you take any of that seriously? its 4chan m8.
>>571982053That's cope. You're justifying it as the other person is being fragile to excuse that you're just a massive asshole. Some stuff here is banter for sure, some is way too mean. >>571982470 This anon is right, though the list is what I'd consider the fun banter here. Saying nightmare lobby regardless of who it is, is funny.
>>571982540You are mostly right but you have agency as the player. I use fists if I want a free and easy fulghor clear and dodging the stomp puts you on his ass which is safe from all his lance attacks. That said, I beat on fulghor with normal colossal raider nowadays.
>>571982810I'm not justifying anything anon, I'm saying I don't care because this is 4chan it is for jokes and memes. If you want to blow a gasket at memes you can do that I won't justify it or anything I'll just say it isn't my problem. Part of growing up is realizing you aren't your brother's keeper.
>>571983012Oh it's you. You don't care because you're high all the time drug addict.
>>571981447OK let's break it downGuardian uses a colossal R2 which has recovery frames continue into the wind up of the whirlwind and still has time to dodge properly. This means it's a fair attack because you get plenty of time to avoid it unless you're using something even heavier than the front flip colossal R2.Nine-box has a fast weapon so he can fit in 3 R1s before stopping attacks in anticipation for the bosses next move. This isn't a prediction of the whirlwind, it's the basics of combat. The boss is also not half health when starting up the whirlwind attack so pre-predicting it is put of the question. It's something you would do after any bosses punish window is over.cupcake arrived last, well after the punish window is over and does a jump attack and still has time to dodge the whirlwinds. They would have gotten hit by the 2nd whirlwind if they were the target of the aggro because the boss moves forward slightly but because they aren't they can dodge it fine.All 3 melee characters dodge or avoid an attack, use the punish window to make an attack and then successfully dodge the following attack. Standard, fair and honest gameplay.
>>571981159They probably increased the tracking on his lion's claw attack in nufrom fashion. But no, you are just physically avoiding the attack with your model in DS1 and not i-framing it.
>>571982470Don't listen to the retards, none of it is banter. People here just enjoy thread shitting and making others feel bad. Take pic related for example, spamming this shit hundred times over is not banter anymore.
my tummy hurts after the pizza
>>571983430>picrelthreadpakis that got mindbroken by Devilgawd
>>571983540you jest but whenever I eat pizza I have explosive shits
>>571983109I don't do drugs my guy.
>>571979456that wasn’t a coincidence >>571976575go easy on him his ‘wife’ has a tough job
Are twinblades gud?
>>571983603might be your pizza wasn't thoroughly baked...
>>571983808yeah they're great on raider with the arcane respec
>>571981159those aren't backsteps they're rolls, guardian's look different
>>571982091>Have you tried not over committing to heavy attacks when he breaks out his halberdObviously. But merely brandishing the halberd shouldn't be the way you tell the whirlwind is coming. Because he performs other attacks with the halberd, the whirlwind needs a distinguishing action as a tell.>Also that video shows cc clearly right up against the gargYeah, I noted that. But like I said, I've been lucky before. There's more to the attack. There's some kind of deadzone. I think directionality matters too. Like if he's moving toward Guardian, and away from cupcake, then the hitbox will be larger in front and smaller in back. I don't know the science behind it>almost on par with Nine-boxNo. Nine-box is a little farther back. As you guys are attacking, BBK takes a step backward. cupcake is right up against him. I didn't say Nine-Box was at the edge of his attack. but because BBK took a step back, he got some space, and then he immediately started backing up himself, before fleeing.I said Guardian was at the very edge of his attack. Because Raider's great axe has a very long handle, and when you R2, you get a lot of reach with it. Guardian hit the knee as BBK was backing up. It was about as optimal as one could be with spacing.(Ironically, in Raider's hands, R2s don't utilize the length of his greataxe)
queuing for vanilla rn
>>571974884@terr/saksham
>>571981498positioning/spacing is not the same mechanic as dodging
>>571974884
>>571983808Poleblades good, the rest have basically no reason to exist. I guess the peeler is nice for the instant successive.
>>571983808Yeah but they feel bad. You get 0 feedback for hitting things.
>>571984208It's YOU!The Her of Kvetch!
shabbat shalom
ergisrael will defend itself
>>571983430>People here just enjoy thread shitting and making others feel bad.and they wont admit it, it's pretty sad.
>>571983808>all purples are split damage>one has status for even less damage>CR2s are colossal tier slowthey're not very good but you can try making ISA or powerstanced jump attacks work with them on undertaker
>>571984275not if you connect your electric butt plug to the game
Why do you people have an argument every time I look away
>>571984198Anon he doesn't even comprehend what an iframe is, the guy is terminally retarded.
>>571981405the crit build is gimmicky dogshit, stop gassing it up fag
>>571983808Eleonora has a good charge attack, even better when you get things like the black flame passive.
>>571984275It's not like hitstop really exists in FS anyway
>>571983109that’s greasy anon they have a similar style but they actually don’t like each other funnily enough
>>571984508
OK lets grease it down and drugtard it up
>>571984424>>all purples are split damageWouldn't having affinity up on same relic mean I can do decent affinity damage as well? And since these weapon have low ar by default having multi-hit affinity to take advantage of elemental weakness a good idea? >>571984609>>571984212Might try running this relic with all affinity +1/2s build and see how it works out.
>>571984642Twinblades feel like they are going straight thru the enemy no other weapon feels that way not even whips. They aren't bad you slice and dice things up but the feeling is all wrong for them.
>>571984853Its a 50/50 split so you're losing half of your relic's damage bonus. Ultimately twinblades are only worth bothering to run on Executor/Scholar because they can dual scale with arcane and dex on poleblade with maybe Undertaker with the dex respec as a third option.
>>571983172>Guardian uses a colossal R2 which has recovery frames continue into the wind up of the whirlwind The length of raider's great axe allowed Guardian to strike the very tip of BBK's knee, at the same time, BBK was back stepping. The Whirlwind can come out before exactly half health. I'm not sure what the exact window is. But it's really closer to 60%-70% health. All bosses with half health mega attacks, can trigger them earlier than half. Knowing this. Nine-Box would flinch away from the halberd being lifted. If it were BBK's other halberd lifting attacks, fleeing like that wouldn't be necessary. Dodging and relying on iframes would be preferable. However, the whirlwind can't be dodged through. Which is why getting the fuck out of there is the smarter choice.Cupcake got lucky. BBK could just have easily changed targets to him in that moment. He didn't predict it was safe to perform a late and committing attack because BBK wasn't targeting him. The fact that BBK wasn't targeting him was pure coincidence.
>>571984287Kek>>571984449Threadshitters are all awake now and goading each other
nigga video proof was posted, stop arguing
>*cough, cough*Zullie cute
>>571933435>>571940943>>571948774>>571960315>>571976501>>571980856
>>571985440Do we have any anons as cute as Zullie?
>>571948774you could always do some gaols
>>571980856>>571985537creepy
>>571985284You're right. Can't argue with video evidence. That's why I believe George Floyd was murdered by a cop who cruelly knelt on his neck while he couldn't breathe
>>571985057>Knowing the boss has other attacks, Nine-box flinches away and doesn't keep attacking past the punish window like a brainless retardNine-box is an S tier genius and you should learn from him.
>>571985537This but for Elliott Page so he can't play Achilles, putting a baby into FtM's will fix them
>>571985778said no one in good faith ever
