>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg >The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>572205483
GGigadel. I remember when he was the first ED and everyone had massive skill issues, look where we are now.
Hopefully Yoe Biden doesn’t throw another melty itt
Hopefully yoe biden BTFOs the thread shitter again itt
>still cryinglollmao even
gg messmer
gg demihumans
nt normal horse we gave it our all
cursed run but nice try
>>572336608names?
nt massively mega vaxxed lobby
gg bear
>>572335728>>572335823>>572335846>>572335998>>572336054>>572336779>>572336818gg all
>>572336779names?
they...trished it down
tips on how to become ongbal?
my waif
>>572336779what does that even mean?
>>572337468yiff in hell
>>572337571mad cuz no waif
not quite furry but shit taste nonetheless
>>572337468thats a man
>>5723374682nd hand embarrassment
What if dimitrescu from resident evil 8: village joined the nightfarers
sorry for the rooftop
yea it was unnecessar risk
>>572336054who the fuck is that?
>>572338678I'm guessing the joke is Duchess wants to use Lady D to build morale for her brother and Ironeye?
>>572339756some fat loser
Kinda want to do a revvy run now but I think the ancestral spirit one is probably more optimal for that
Didn't ask spirit pussy
q status?
>>5723406711/3
>nyyooooo you can’t beat throwaway bosses trying out new stuff
>even plays single player mods like a huge pussy classic troon merchant
>>572341154dont be mean to slutge she didnt do anything
>>572341579creepy trans groomer post
>1/3
2/3 now actually
GG EDDK. Bonkspell is neat.
gg xxx. good run
>laggards and z tiers in the queueOn second thought the bed is pretty comfy rn
i hope trash and simpo die like dogs
GG spicygoal. Chungus is heccin' neatinarino.
did... did /dsjee/ just win?
GG xxx.That thing that happened, happened. We were mildly troubled by it but it didn’t matter because we all have 6000 hours per lobby and fought these bosses a combined total of 1000 times.
>practino using dogs/animals as a vector for insults againStrange guy.
trashpo can’t stay silent i see
>>572343548Very easy way to tell he's from the third world probably muslim
not me
me
>>572343548practice = russian theory still holding strong I see
>>572343158No fwarking way. You killed the dark drift knight as duchess? No chance, didnt happen, this is impossible. You had an iron eye and lightning spear rev on the team. This is remarkable. This is a top 5000000000000000 fight on the password, no cap. Incredible. I have shivers. Generational aura gain
I love seeing you guys have melties about gg posts. Our mentally ill posters are the best
>>572343548>>572343783hey trashpo read>>572094913
>>572343879It's just common third-world/non-white behavior. I've seen it the most from arabs/muslims.
>>572343906Thanks, can i get a kiss
>>572343983Maybe one day they will buy the game so they too can gg post.
>>572343548>>572343783is it true that you got molested by your whole family?
>>572343906You joke, but druggie-tard in true fent zombie fashion would seriously think that was a boast-worthy feat
I love that erg rocks up to horse with the strongest builds. Such pussies
>>572343984>>572344085>>572343768>practina meltyKinema
>>572344125Horse isn't the real threat of the run, he is.
trashpo is working hard to shit on prajeet i see
>>572344198how does it feel to suck trash’s dick?
i was strev ackshually
Futarev*
>>572344356like heaven saar, trishtina is da best
>>572344429I think you’re one of the few players who can make that work
>>572344232>>572344356>thirdie melty
>>572344356we love troons here, pratinx
why practpiss having a melty all of a sudden
>>572344771dog never play with me again
woof woof
why isn’t trashpo killing itself yet?
>>572344638>>572344584>>572344771disgusting dicksucker behavior
I'm pretty sure thats some threadshitter impersonating him
dog isn't an insult thoughthey are the best companion for humans since ages ago
it was a good try, I didn't have anything so it was mostly you two. guardian why didn't you pick up my DNAF I dropped on day 1?
>>572345190please understand trishtina’s dick is a gift from god, people like us want to suck it dry
>>572345552Our resident brown ESLs dont know that
>>572345637Just say extremist
ztiers be like it was a good try, I didn't have anything so it was mostly you two. guardian why didn't you pick up my DNAF I dropped on day 1?
>>572345696it wasn't him.
>>572345637it hadded continuous HP loss
>>572345696it was Nine-Box.
>>572345784huh? it was a scholar thrusting sword with only DNAF on it
>>572345848He's offline
>>572345498what do you expect from trish?
>>572345753KEK TRUEEEEEEE
It’s full neggies not DNAF
>>572345859
oh it's a newfig
>>572345989I do this to boys I feel safe with
Why would a shartian need a full neggie?
>>572345992Do Not give A Fuck!
>>572346094...In your homosexual fantasy ofcourse. (this is because you are male)
should I be at 125, 137, 0r 150?
>>572346603161
Where 150s not getting bullied by 168s? Who themselves were getting bullied by 194s…who themselves got dominated by 235s…..who themselves got destroyed by 263s
>>572345637So many queue terrorists mercilessly killing streaks lately
>>572346603125 is duelist meta. 150 is invasion meta. 137 can invade both
>>572347027Where does 150 invade?
>>572347435everywhere since ng+ is a thing
play other character pls
>>572348670Xhe would lose to Grafted Scion, Tree Sentinel then end up in a cave full of Demi-Humans or Beastmen for you know what...
>>572348973I'm new here I don't know what please tell me
>>572348940Block all guardians
>>572348940what happened?
>>572348940Someone playing Raider on pass again? Typical...
>>572349156negative dps
>>572349156some retard picked executor
>>572349156some retard picked wylder
>>572349241Immediately triggered the resident exebrown into copying you, well done.
>>572349156zdps recluse
>>572349081IYKYK
>>572349156a wyldalit zdps moment happened
>>572350072woke dogshit reddit image
>>572350335Trvke.
is there anyone here that still actually queue's in NR, or is it just the resident shitposter here now?
>>572350072You are by far the worst poster here spamming tumblr headcanon fanshart please neck yourself
>>572350764i'm queueing
>>572350906you say that but I was 1/3 for 15 minutes before I just gave up and closed the game
>>572351018i just opened mine
Dregs raider is fun as fuck. I've got a good 20 games in now and it is a functional upgrade to normal raider. You trade a virtual flask for around 200 more damage per swing and watching status bars gives you something to do while you bulldoze things. I now have another build I can try to optimize better.
>>572351567Name?
>>572351742terr
>>572351742Black Claw.
>>572350882Wylder is so lucky...
>>572351943>>572350882cute exewives!
ggs marais
>>572352896woff woff
>>572352896read>>572343548
>>572352896arooo
>>572353158Honestly, it would be best if trish’s gang stopped obsessing over me, and whoever keeps cursing trish should stop as well. Just move on and play the game or do something else.
why did you grief that lion tho
>>572353478move on? here? no way fag
>>572352896There’s not fucking chance the words are blurry on screen. Sort out your shit already
those first 2 lines are useless practinx
>>572353478sorry, but no, trashpo and its simps deserve all kinds of hate and torture
>>572354028Pretty sure Practice is intentionally lowering resolution of his images to hide his ass. Probably posting from 7 different vpns and runs his game on 4 different virtual machines. Maybe is in a submarine or something.
>>572354320Very real possibility he’s a retard
>>572354390It is usually a joke in modern day. People used to do that kind of thing unironically before smartphones were the norm. There is always an ironic element to it like seeing blurry 240p shakycam leaks in 2026.
>>572353478you just invited them to shit on you, congrats
>>572354586Could it not be that he just can’t figure out how to take proper screenshots of games. I’d say that’s more likely the case
>>572353478corny
>>572351567I've seen every iteration of the dregs build and frankly it still seems shitThe "best" one is probably dregs recluse but I've yet to see a dregs recluse that didn't 3 bar in literally every fight
>>572352896I love practice's screenshots, low res wholesome chungus
>>572350072I remmeber when Revenant said this...good times
>>572354867>it still seems shit>seemsYou don't know how to do it or what? It only took me a good 3 games to figure out how it all worked and what I was giving up for it (1 flask). As is I see it as what you should be playing normal raider as just like beastslop is what normal rev should do. Once you know how to play dregs there is no reason to go back to normal colossal raider doing way less damage.
>>572348973There is nothing wrong with losing to a cave full of beastmen…
>>572355525>>572350072She would not say that
>>572353478reasoning with them won’t help you, they are brown you know
>>572349332you triggered him again in turn nice work
>>572337468one of the better posts in weeks unironically
lord terrgawd
unf unf trishjeeta
>>572354867That's every type of recluse to be fair
>>572343381weird dsjeet fantasy
>>572337468That’s not what a waif is…>>572338678She would be a better Executor probably
>>572356083brown on brown violence after all
>>572338678damn, this pure troll coal got me stroking my pole.
1/32/33/31/3get back here you sluts
>>572344008No.>>572348670Built for Wyldmen.
>Built for Wyldsissyhmm nyo...
>>572356951you call them by the name like this@sludge@shifty@cc
You can ask the flower
>>572356328Xhes still trying after getting buttblasted, free entertainment.
@trishtinx
@smee
where did you two go
>>572359670we're still together you dc'd. I caught you flying away right before your left the game
>>572360021i'm still in a game too
>>572360062Alt + f4 and then reconnect, your lobby got split
>>572360062don't alt +f4, solo the boss instead of playing with two carryslop retards
>>572341154for my purist fans out there
>>572360062whelp gg hope you won too
>>572360332>>572360726gg cold dog thanks for the carry sebastian
>>572360387what is this armor combination sis????? whywhywhyWHYWHYWHY
>>572360921I’m a crab person
>>572360387sludge youre supposed to use cute armor not that
@cc@cupcake@elf@shifty@sludgequeue up sluts
the creased realm has expanded
>sluts evendoe elf is a cute little princess
a kike little princess
The only thing that can save FromSoft's Duskbloods is if it has a proper cunny character, not fake-cunny like Ranni
>>572361551But if I skip my random warm up game I'm going to terrorize the queue...
preparing to mog browns
name?
>>572362667Sergio Estupinan de la Cruz
nt adel
GG Adel. Day 1 was interesting, just spamming hoarfrost stomp entire day. (un)Luckily got this staff, -2 hp loss but the relic counteracted it somewhat.
Sometimes I feel bad for filtering the thread too hard, like I'll turn on stubs just for curiosity, and there's like 15 posts filtered "maybe I filtered some on-topic discussion by accident!" and it's all "Point that finger back at yourself pakistanni tranny terr etc etc", the same posts every goddamn day, god what a bunch of fucking retards, please kill yourself
>>572363445gawdlike
>>572363445
>>572363445end your patheic life, trash
>implying elftroon isn't a skinnyfat tranny
>>572360387You got baited, he won retard.
>>572362964oh wow thats really exciting
>>572363595big talk from a subsaharan grub miner
>>572353478Bro what trish gang lmao? We're not enemies, you just decided to grief one day but I'm over it, at 216 streak nao and you only nerfed a 70
>>572361070snib snib geg
>>572362149They don’t have the balls for it anymore. Remember pickle pee?
over it btw
So excited for The Duskbloods
trishgang tattooed on my chest
>>572360387Parrying is so boring
>>572336054>Still posting the session expired gameI've lost many games in embarrassing ways anon, why do you keep posting the game that isn't a loss?
gg horse, close mohg fight
>>572365467how is cc in bed
>>572365481gg I didn't think the bubble would last the entire game I thought it would fizzled out eventually
>>572365467japanese vagina
>>572365896tight
>>572365904it only disappears if you down
>>572364950>not tattooing it on your asscheeksGTFO poser
>>572365919>>572365924hmmmm...
>>572365467
>>572364950>>572366060we're all getting trishstamps
>>572365896Only Mush knows
>>572367810Why are you like this CC only likes white guys
I like Mush
how did a nun / undertaker get such sturdy, toned thighs?
>>572368128cc avatarfags with yuri manga, big homo got to her
>>572368162they made her lift all the boxes?lorelet xister...
>>572368162She lives like a wildwoman by night I think. Like when the big bad Night started to come her first instinct was to go out into the wilds and eat the fuckers like an animal. Imagine her all noided out and high on nightglow cornered up against a tree with her clothes all torn up and she's huffing and puffing and covered in mud and rain and blood. Then she smiles and goes into trance mode. She would probably give you kama sutra snu snu death.
>>572356464>>572358349>>572357214shut up
they have an ergotron here
>>572368565And you're telling me all the erg girls who play her do that in real life too?
>>572368686Most definitely but with hrt and monster zero.
>>572368904Based and true
gg gaote always funny when libra runs off the other side of the map like that
>>572369363>saar k***ht plinking the nightlord with 5 damage arrows from the other side of the maptale as old as time
how did he even get outside the map?
GGs Heolstor. ISA is neat.>>572369564Very Carefully
>>572369564let him in :(
>>572369616>>572369624he could still attack me too
Stop trying to be cutesy you're a sweaty grown man.
>>572369363Ggs, unironically deaf in one ear atm so I'm a bit disoriented and not playing the best.
anyone tried the convergence boss, the daergraf guyit is impossible to beat btwharder than pre nerf pcr
even doe ongbal no-hit him on the day of release
>>572372167Can't you just use star fists? never played convegussy
gg animus! Thank you boys for the cozy game. The last few, including the nightmare forced duo random run I did this morning, have been very rough, so this run was therapeutic.
>>572372668>ongbalwho
gg flying fire duck
gg horse double jumping off stuff then using agheels flame was pretty fun, you get a lot of height and loads of attacks outright miss you
I will be the next slutgebal
>>572373212some gook the resident dsjeets think we care about
I will be the next terrgawd
>>572373267I was pretty surprised when this missed me, I was right under the sigil
>>572368565... damn. that's something to think about tonight.
>>572373813nah das gawdlike doe?
terrbal
>>572373964how is my gf so cute bros
*terrtinabal
>>572373936>>572373330shifty...
>>572373267>>572373330>>572373936Shifty is so cool...I want to do that stuff too, but I know I'd be kissing the sand if I tried. Also don't make me want to build a dragon communion build, I know it's terrible. I know this, but maybe...
>>572373813>>572374102Isn't that the horse jobber? So lame and raped...
>>572374352I wouldn't bother with a dragon communion build, go for fire/affinity/incant and hope you get one of the decent communion spells
>>572373174Who asked
>>572374352follow your dreams little faggot guy
trooncake is so lame and raped and weird...let's all just block him guys
getting horsed is erg culcha
even doe clapcake blocks all of us with the wobblemeat
Unga GG bbunga ice dogs
GGColdogs. Didn't had much left to do day 2, accursed circle.
>>572375602>>572375685geegee
>>572373813>>572374102>>572374131smelly posts
bathing terr in the sink
>>572375518Shut it terrjeet worthless maggot go join your dead friends
Is this bussin or what?
>>572376510curry murk
>>572356681>That’s not what a waif is…https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/waifShe's at least two of these definitions.
Curry Yum
>>572377162>>572376510see >>572376078
>>572377162you wrote "cunny yummy" wrong
>>572375428I haven't lost to horse in 2026 so far. What's terrfrauds excuse?
9/11 come on join
I like playing with Yoe Biden
Favorite people to play with on the pass?
>>572378015terr
>>572368565>Like when the big bad Night started to come her first instinct was to go out into the wilds and eat the fuckers like an animalShe was doing that before the Night. her pact with the Balancer's God requires her to sacrifice something for the power she was granted as all pacts with Gods require in Elden Ring. Undertaker's was fulfilled by consuming flesh and once the Night arrived she sustains herself on its power and doesn't need to hunt any more.
>>572377498He’s from New Delhi go easy on him>>572376175Kek
>>572376264>>572375282>>572374440>>572377469>>572376078objectively truthful and correct posts nice job
Are there only 4 people that play with erg password?
>>572377837deeply wormed image
>>572378430no and you'd know if you played with us
>>572378509Know what, that I just missed one of the two lobbies that are active?
>>572378430After you block the essentials (Trish, Practice, Pepe, Sens, Terr, Tinpo) then yes I'm afraid so
>>572378741i'll queue after futbol
>>572378851i will also queue after japan lose in penalties
>>572378851>>572378931What even enjoyable about football? Filled with niggers and everybody acts like a little faggot.
Pretty fun, not that hard but the roll catch did get me>>572373098Enough time has passed, totally terrs fault
>>572379218Sadly erg is filled with goybots
>>572379218japan has a halfie goalie but the rest are all japs
>>572379218its funny ans u can be waycis
>>572379320>reskinned nightrider without a horse + a bunch of stupid magic effectsI hate souls modders
>>572379832don't forget sludge's horrible parry timings and faggy style of gameplay
>>572379980Luckily I'm not an obsessed schizo freak so that doesn't bother me. Good luck on that though
>>572380068>any criticism of me must be an obsessed schizonext you'll say I don't play the game and demand a name drop
>>572379218The first part is really what’s bright down enjoyment in recent years
>>572379980>horrible parry timingsBut they parried them fine.
>>572380237>anyone who calls me a schizo is sludge>NOOO PLEASE TAKE MY HECKIN SCHIZOPOSTING SERIOUSLYlike I said good luck on all that
>>572378430It’s around 35 people that are fairly active
queue
>>572381175I'd say about 15 daily players and 20ish sporadic players sure.
>>572381823That sounds right
>>5723814861/3
>>572381823>15 daily playersI’d say it’s about 7 or 8 atm
>>572381486I'm stacking paper rn unc
>>572382274depends on the day but i'd say 20 regulars for weekends>>572382384quit your job elf
>>572382384Only thing you're stacking are pizza boxes you fat retarded faggot end your life already no one likes you
Relaxante
Nothing to see her...GG Caligo
>>572382274'ush, 'ust, 'tremist, 'easy, 'cc, 'actice, 'elf, 'upcake, 'ifty, 'bidenalso 'inpo, 'wehh, 'chev, 'vare, 'anderson kinda count
what if i took the wraith bell out of my magic builds...
>>572382384How's Mush's baby
>>572383186just running R1 everything with duchess dagger in the early game. it weirdly microstaggers a lot of stuff.
gg big cold dog, some pretty solid drops that run, that glintstone kris was pretty nutty
>>572382992GG Caligo>Overwriting golden vow (Incantation) with the inferior golden vow (Skill)
>>572382384richfag buy me battle pass
>>572383386didn't know, my bad.
>>572383672the spell version has a better buff, more duration, and is buffed by incant duration buffs.fextra also says Rally is also buffed by duration buffs, no idea if thats true
ED Heolster after the Duskbloods network test. You didn't hear this from me.
i'd say it's 6 7 xdd oh god
>>572383672No biggie>>572383961>Rally is also buffed by duration buffs,There's no fucking way that's true... it would be obviously noticable, wouldn't it?
>>572384149you can go test it yourself in elden ring idk
>>572382384when is the wedding
>>572384662>>572383249Stop. Now.
>>572383163Most of them I wouldn’t call regulars
>>572385082The top half are all regulars
Schlop Schlop Schlop Wylder Cummies in Duchess and Recluse Tummies Schlop Schlop Raising a happy famileee Schlop
I have time for 1 game until later, does anyone want to play?
>>572385576Schlop Schlop Schlop Genociding the Welsh culture Schlop Schlop Beheading the Puritan King Schlop
>>572385823Thats not what he said...
gg cold dogcrystal barrage is such a dogshit spell
2 stacked 4 lil adel+ night missions
>>572385823holy trukie
>>572383186You dont need it, I dont have it in most of mine
>>572382384Semi funny semi gay post >>572385576Solid quality post
Square off straight swords kek or cringe
NOO NOT MY HECKIN SIXTHSENSERINOggs
ggs Heolster, can't believe belanbal turned into a skeletal
>>572388538wut
>>572388805
kill troonyduck, marry clapcake, fuck dust
>>572389241tf you blabbing about nigga kill they 3
>>572389509My joy... my whimsy...
>>572389241>two regular guys>one pedo groomer trannyGee I wonder who I should kill.
gg cold dog
>>572390000good quads honey, but those three are biofem
>>572390000holy mother of quads truth nuke
>>572390269gg! With you throwing nuclear bombs, the game was jealous and wanted me to do the same. >Try to get a funny screenshot of shooting you with my ult>MissWeh. At least it's kinda funny from your perspective.
shitcake xisters...we're losing the narrative...
>>572390000uoh
Sleep was good. Most of the anger washed away. but I'm still a little sorrowful. We have to play better than before.
>>572390000QUADS OF TRUTH
>>572390716And stop greeding for the crystal at the invader fort.
hug trish
>>572390000The digits... I have observed them. I kneel.
>>572389509belan deserves it
>>572390716Creasallah why do you use a family-share alt account to play on the pw with?
>>572391035based belan
seems the browns are feeling pressed by cupcake's BWC kek
>>572389241this is a terrjeet post solely based on the fact he called shifty a troon and not lardcake
>>572391083Huh?
terr peace be upon him
>>572391343Big White Cake
pondering sahih terr
>>572390000quads of demoralization
holy CE kino +1100
>>572391343You mean the one he chopped off?
>someone dodges>queue doesn't repopi know who you are
>s tier cc rushes the top invader ruins crystal yesterday>We similarly have an easy time with invaders just like last time because there's fucking nothing on the sides Ill be accepting apologies now
Not very hard, didn't do much damage but the bunt and being a godfreys shade so unstaggerable was annoying.Also my cloak thing just looks like I split tomato soup over myself
>>572391897who's apologising for what now?
>>572391993That stupid bunt killed me so many times on my RL1 run
'zuk it all around
turishu come back you are A10 Aryanbal
said no one ever
He didn't even phase change lol
>>572393838Yeah, he gave up kek GGs
gg phase-skippers
>>572393838No thanks to you and your 0 damage I'm sure
>>572393838>>572393935>>572394007The Phase-Skippers...
>>572391562>>572391463>>572393238>>572376078
'rr
Hii
saaaaaaaaaaar
>>572391993Should have called him Goderick Second Elden Lord.
gg red lobster thanks for the negation creasy
creasedeity
>>572395367Alaskan bull worm wrangling starter kit
>>572391619>>572391816wives
>>572391816I dodged queue earlier, because someone didn't confirm their character on the character select screen, and I'm paranoid of sleepy ergies now.
>>572391619elf...
>>572395640Just block z tiers. Good players can duo
creasydeva
Sludge is making me kinda want to play modslop
>>572396476I dont mind playing mmv, so if he ever wants to play it I'm game
>>572396476shes so catty sludge should open up and play seamless with an erg boy
>>572396545I mean convergence. I would play MMV over vanilla if it had traffic again
https://youtu.be/RRs3izFhaiATalk about a full body workout
gg horse7 different debuffs i think? fun stuff
>>572396659how many pounds do you weigh?
gg debuff gang, what a silly run
>>572396476I'd play MMV but nobody ever says they're queueing it anymore so I don't
>>572397646I queue vanilla by default unless someone says they're queueing mmv
>>572397546>>572397616cc on Ironeye?
speaking of the MMV/weapons mod in OP, does it merge nicely with something like Fun Is Allowed?im a solo mode easy mode onry shitter.
>>572391619he still has it, it's not too late for him
gg troongang we really walloped that everdark agp
>>572399079kikegang when?
>>572399197bird doesn't belong at a mahjong table this image insults me
>>572399197the birds arm feels deeply unsettling in this
>>572399197who would be the best player
>>572396659sludge isnt catty. weird post
>>572399197Recluse should be as dark as ironeye's face
>>572399429at that table? either ironeye or recluse
>>572399197Recluse ironeye raider I don't want to alarm you but there's an unwashed jeet at your table
>>572391993That's a greathammer millwood knight
>>572400016to add, ironeye plays like a bot with merciless efficiency while recluse plays more occult-like, focusing on reading other playersraider plays like an old man and will farm bird like the retard he is
>>572400321What's a Millwood Knight? That sounds really fucking shitty and stupid, from a shitty and stupid dipshit game lol. Fucking retarded ass name.
>>572400387slutge why are you so catty
>>572400387I chuckled.
Kys if you like convergence the devs are all retarded trannies. Not to mention the furry on a polycule dating a minor.
>>572400387They're the knights of millwood, pretty deep lore I know
>>572391993Interesting how they made a BF Dart spell. Can't you imbue the snake sword with bfb and throw bfb darts that way? Kind of soulless to undercut that.
>>572400387>t. the murkied
FC tonight?
tonight there's gonna be a FC
>>572383163you missed some terrpaki
>>572400908>>572401071what level?
>>572400908>>572401071omg...
>>572400368wylder: mediocre player who'll luckshit one massive hand per gameduchess: never deals in despite pushing a 1han handrev: can barely make a handexecutor: only plays closed handsundertaker & scholar i'm not sure
>>572401119I don't consider terr to be human which is why I didn't include him.
>>572401124137-150
>>572401248You are a dsjeet yourself, you are a subhuman 2nd class citizen yourself.
doe we are legion
>>572391035brown belan
>>572365467>>572366558god, these crypto scam weapons are hilarious
>>572399564yeah xhe is actually
>>572402058no
I like belan
>>572400387Good post>>572401690>>572401071>>572400908Bad posts
>>572402121Yes.
ushered no one ever
Even the players are falling asleep
1/4fc
>>572402647who is this
gg Wyld men! Great job routing the mystery map you two and good job interrupting that ult! None of us having any full hp negation made it very scary. Also the dogs just kinda gave up in the last 10 seconds which made me think someone was DCing again, I was so scared.
>>572403028duchess sandwich?
>>572403124With the obese retarded troon? No way fag
>>572403028didn't ask
>>572403124cupcake isn't a real duchess
>>572403981Yes she is, it was her original main way back when nightreign released
>>572403028gg
1/3 queue please!
>>572404338Name, rank and main?
>>572404139>>>>>>>>>>>>her
>>572404139This is true! She was my first character to 100. It's been really nice playing her again.
>>572403981>>572403475Trvke>>572404139Don't spread lies stupid maggot also he is a man
>>572402647is it 2/4?
>>572404601u wish u were 41% of the man xhe is..
3/3
Total ED Balancer death
>>572405521Never had that happen, especially in Depth 5. I didn't even know 2 cycles was possible.Also, I got this weapon from the plant we killed in the beginning. I was going for moonveil as well too.
>>572404598show us your cock
show us your grok
The Elden Beast wounded Metyr lol.The Fingerslayer Blade looks identical to the one used by the Elden Beast. Metyr’s melted flesh looks identical to the melted flesh of Ranni’s (slain) Two Fingers.
>>572406582Who asked?
>>572406582he pwns the foids and troons epic style
I like foids doe
NEUER PEGOU BANDO DE MACACO
>>572406061fox...
Jealous Ironeyes?
>>572408213no, that sucks
>>572408257looks like he trolled you sissy man
>>572408428He wasn't serious? No...this cannot be
phew, close one 3bugsI forgot about the orbital strike lol, thought animus was just gonna re possess
gg 3bugs close call
gg! sorry i pinged the jellyfish shield that was way better on you, I misclicked. and also thanks for the carry lol
>>572409084all good, I forget did you play with erg a long time ago? your names rings a bell
>>572408940>>572408953>>572409084>>572409186post a gg pic you sissies
>>572409186long long time now haha i havent been on here in months
>Regular dog will continue to haunt D5 for the rest of eternityWhy can this fucker even show up give him the auger treatment at least
>>572411829
>>572395472My wives*
>>572411829karma
What if we had seamless FCs so we could actually rollcatch each other?
how come the night horde bubble didn't disappear also we got 6 seals from that church
gg cold dogsi think that trip to the merchant was worth it, even if it meant no time for the clone machine
gg! was dying a bunch in at that night boss cause I got a call mb lol
>>572412516Where's a good spot to farm hefty rock pots?
>>572412545i think there might've been one that fell off a cliff somewhere or something idk why it didn't resolvecool seal glitch though, first i've seen it happen
>>572412545>>572412561Holy fucking discordtroon lobby. Kill yourselves. I fucking vomit.
>>572412929i'm not in any discord nor do i duo
>>572412545Yeah that was really weird, I think one of the dogs was running after me but I didn't see where it went>>572412771I was wondering what happened, thats so weird. also yeah i think the merchant was good I'm just slow
>>572413002And yet you play with a troon and his groomer who openly flirt with each other mid game.
>>572412929same
>>572412545because you are a brown laggard from a prison colony
>>572413110And yet you post in the thread that is filled with troons. Interesting. It must mean you are one too. I vomit.
>>572413110mushcuck was a high-value block for me, and this is why
>>572413110bodied that freak and sent it flying
>>572413219yeah nah fuck u ya bloody drongo
Don't want to spoil the transition, it was pretty cool. Pretty disappointing when I got in and they didn't change that much though. Could've gave her more hp and maybe a bit tougher.
so many threadshitters that don't play with us
>>572413472How to make mod:ctrl c ctrl vnumber value is small? slide all values up way higher
>>572413472>they stole her goofy hatunforgiveable
>>572413472slutge please come back to the q
>>572413262Your logic is horseshit considering that I shit on troons in the thread, while you tolerate and are willing play with them.
>>572413381gotta watch out for the 360 no scope on flying freaks it's dangerous
>>572413771can it troon all you do is threadshit
>>572413654There’s a reason why, it was hype until you actually do the fight.>>572413606They gave Godrick a lot more hp and it was pretty fun. I feel rennala needs it if they’re gonna keep her low poise. Maybe could’ve hid her hp while you fight her summons, wouldn’t have minded that.>>572413661Maybe, halo is out soon though
>>572413771>posts the most trans webm everNOT beating the allegations
you guys were great but that game felt wrong lol
>>572414061I shoulda just bought the lightning weapon from merch desu
>>572413865cc...
>>572413962>There’s a reason whyIt better be to reclaim ownership of the hat
>>572414061>balancer recluseplease god no also terrible loot all game
>>572413956It's called gatekeeping, xis. Why don't you make it the 42%?
>>572414263yes?
>>572413865LOL I've never seen that move before from him, I did not expect to be hit by it.
Any kissable erg bisexual boys?
>>572415123dung eater hands typed this
>>572415123>Any kiss-ACK
gg cold dog wasn't even ed what a waste of all that damage...
>>572413262Kek>>572411948Sex
>>572415382i look like this
>>572413865thats a 180 retard
>>572415587that's*
>>572415123why bisexual?
>>572416603notoriously low standards
>>572412725The Grand Archives (Combat Evolved)
>>572416571The joke is on you fool, that was an intentional error
>>572416824i'm gonna get you one day
>>572416824so weird and zesty
I got death blighted lol
I was really, REALLY hoping you were going to ult so we could instagib them with overlapping AoEAlso why the fuck did you two aggro the rape golem
my bad, gg
>>572417249didn't have ult yet and i thought scholar ult melts golem oops!
>>572417342Nah, the golem gives no fuck about Scholar's ult, it's just there to clear out all the beastmen for runes and to build peoples ults with ult on kill
>divined a bad game and went to make a burger insteadreal life sixth sense
>>572413865What the fuck? Never seen the wyrm curve like that with his leap, it's always been directly forward onto some poor caster.
>>572418124yeah the tracking on stuff that has jump moves is pretty crazy at times, add in the usual lag and it makes for nice trickshots
>>572415123>>572414638>>572415534>>572413262Shut it freak
>>572415123me...
>>572418445cc...
>>572418508I am obviously not cupcake
>>572418613cc is not the same person as cupcake.
>>572418508cc is a straight white male from croatia
>>572418508this is your precious cc
>>572419086what?
>>572419086i watched the first 2 chapter things of limbus and it was boring as sinit's a shame it being a successful gacha means an increased delay to the next game
>>572418319Lol
>fire knight gs offhand, fire knight dagger main hand combohow does jee come up with this kino
>>572419997Does it have a unique dual moveset?
>>572420161no but it true combos
>matchmaking erroryou dodging dog or something?
Huh? Was that a dodge or something else? The screen was blank for a long time. Unsual.
BIRD UP
>>572417249>>572417168>>572417250Names?
super kawaii nyeko knyaight
>>572422570She died a long time ago son
>>572414638Godfrey >>572224748Gilgamesh’s
>>572422570qrd?
gg greg i completely forgot about that invader swamp, my bad
>>572423735It's cool. I was paying attention.I had a full stack of negations, and two purple spike balls. It wasn't the most damaging build, but it's super comfy.
>>572405380Said no one ever
>>572422839thanks for letting us know about your weird cuck fetish
1/3 in the queue
>>572413219Conflicting statement
>>572424364I think you’re imagining things that’s just the canon buddy
I'm Ranni's husband
>>572424971you're supposed to self insert retard not fantasize about other men fucking hot bitches, what are you gay
>>572425137You’re off your rocker champ. If you don’t play the game that’s your choice but then leave the talking to those who have.
>>572425060Why?
>>572425570So I can help her escape her fate and sever her connection with the two fingers.
>>572425570shut the fuck up retard
Please buy some crabs for us instead of charge attacking the door thank you
>>572425289>hey dude stop talking about other men fucking your waifu that's weird>"UMMMM YOU DONT PLAY THE GAME CHUD DESPITE BEING IN THE ELDEN RING GENERAL WHERE EVERYONE HAS PLAYED ELDEN RING"see how silly you look? i'm gonna tell you one last time, keep your cuck fetish to yourself.
>>572426105Fucking bitch fatty bastard BLOODY BENCHOD I FUCK YOU BASTARD
>>572426330Why does stating canon make you so upset? She’s also not my “waifu”. You’re just imagining things again. Such a strange person you are. I hope you feel better and your blood pressure goes back to normal soon.
>wannabe janny is madkino
>>572419183>>572416882>>572416824>>572416571>>572415587>>572414638>>572413962rapid fire wives
gg mystery cold dogcomet's kinda overrated desu
gg nigger
Should I playConvergencePT + Seeker of FireMorrowind
I hate regular dogscute tsun bonk
Imagine getting a Marais just for it to turn out to be regular dog. Tragic.
>>572428951roll for it
>>572428951morrowind good
>>572427707nightmare lobby
gg red birds, good shitthere was LL in the gold merchant pls buy it
God Bless
>>572429208many such cases!>t. got marias for normal maris
terrtinabal
>>572416603Hotter
drinking :)
>>572418445H-hi...
you will be the next ongbal, just keep at it anon!
>>572431498what LL do on balancerinas
>>5724318081/3
>>572431893makes less birds charge at you at the same timeif there's 2 people with LL then a single bird will always charge at the player without it so you can set up attacks easier too
>>572432164fewer...
>>572431893https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lq_OIXGD4YSomeone finally actually did a deep dive on it
i'm too busy laughing at the dutch to queue
>>572431862hello!
gg erg girls
gg :>
boredcc, shifty, sludge, line up and post feet
>>572433065don't be weird
>>572433065posts like this will make them stop larping as girls nice job
ergie toes
>>572433065elf why are you like this sometimes
are there any passives that stack with the same tier as itself?
>>572433349all of them except damage reduction except full hp reduction
>>572433349pretty much all of themonly successive negation, charged negation, taking damage negation and casting spells negation don't stackthere's also some relic lines that don't stack but you'll need to check the spreadsheet for that
gonna q if i see a birdjeet or the nightlord is fish/bugs im dodging
I want to molest vocarooanon
>>572433349>Stacks with same tierAny sort of direct boost to damage/hp/negationsdamage/negate on full hp and negate at low hp>Doesn't stack with same tierEffects that activate from specific actions, negate on charged/successive/casting/taking damage
yeah you pinged the offscreen fire wave way too late
Wasn't a bad run until the end. :/Man, I was really hoping to wipe away 2 losses from my history. But I just lose 3 of my last 12 games. It's like I'm back in D3 again.
it was early on my machine
>>572431498I go big damage on balancers now so I usually don't bother
>>572435242please do, big damage doesn't help when there's 3 birds dogpiling you from different angles with ults too
>>572435308I burst them down. I'm not in that team. I go skillslop or magicslop. If the build isn't shaping up to do big burst damage then yeah I'll grab it. I'm not a zdps retard like Extremist or banderson
>>572434970I didn't even realize pinging the wave was a thing until this game. The first time it happened, I was like "what is he pinging for?" It actually distracted me. I'm not going to say it was the reason why I got hit by the wave, because I simply didn't see it coming. But maybe if I didn't get distracted for a second, I might have spotted it. Anyway, I figured out what the pings were for the second time.
>>572435395read my comment againbig damage doesn't help when you get attacked by multiple staggered balancers with ults thrown into the mix and besides if you are doing big damage you can take an LL and go off on your own into the pack to OHKO bitches
why did you dodge dreglord zane, think carefully of your answer
why are we dodgnig
>>572435606nah I just kill them instantly or dodge. The entire point of damage is to prevent the fight from dragging on like that. There was a time no one was running LL and whenever we did the kiting strategy even without burst damage the fights would be long but relatively smooth outside of worm bs
>>572435642>>572435647called the fuck out lmao
>>572435642>dreglord with zanedamn they released d6 already?
Cheesing balancers with ROA is very cathartic after that shitty loss earlier
The heat is killing my pc gomen. Also not having any damaging passives sucked, barely did damage to balancers. Hopefully you two managed to kill them, only 10% was left at my dc.
Well, now I have 49 wins on the back end of my history. So I just have to win another 50 times, in order to clear the next loss off. Easy peasy. In fact, I think I'm done losing. I'll just shoot for the 100.
>>572435728i know you can insta kill balancers, i used to do it with SoR before they'd even arrive on a good run but even then if they pogo ult you then you're forced to dodge 3 times while another bitch or 2 charges at youLL makes things more stable and predictable, the chaos of multiple birds means that even without LL you're better off splitting so it can be predictable again
>>572436068Only 2 people need it anyway so you guys can just take it. JAJAJAJA
gg red birbs, nice worm kills, shame about that disconnect robbing you of the invader stacks
>>572436068>But what if they ultJust... dodge it? Or use your own ult to cancel it? You're not one of those retarded Duchess players who never use invis except to pick up bodies, are you?
>>572435427what is this, why not just use the earring that picks up 3bars for free
>>572436236I crashed again before winning lmao, right after second worm kill. I am curious though, why did 9box had 2 invader stacks and you 3. I don't think he dc'd?
>>572436257yeah bro let me use my ult every time a balancer even screams that'll solve everything you're a genius
>>572436637Sis your Ultimate Auto charge +9
>>572436637retard
>>572424798Not at all.
>>572436637Cutie
funny how wylder has such generous iframes on his explosion recoil but undertakes iframes dont even last until she touches the ground. wylder priviledge strikes again
practice your gf is acting up
thank u for peeling me off the floor TuTgg
we did it! woohoo
names?
>>572437398you're beautiful
>>572436508There is rarely ever a time where picking up someone from 3 bar is required. Or even if it is, it's also rare that they need to be picked up with urgency.Increasing dex means more damage + better overall weapon compatibility.And faster ultimate art charge means more ults per run.Whether or not I could pick up a 3 bar for free, was not the deciding factor for why we loss. I wasn't even close to the 3 barred player when I fell. The dog just positioned itself on top of me when it began its attack. And because I was pretty much directly under it's sword at the start of its swing, the hitbox spawned on top of me. Them dogs be mad shifty.
>>572437723do you know just how little +3 dex increases your damage on a dex weapon? go test it out in the training grounds, it's not like a caster getting a spell school boost it's maybe 2-3% damage
>>572437654ae
Malenia is such a jobber lmao
>>572437942The difference is indeed small, and still it's the better +1 skill use relic from my collection. The auto art charge +3 makes it worth it. In all my games, there are maybe been 5-10 instances where I desperately needed to revive a 3 bar as wilder. And only about 1 game where I actually pulled it off.(we still lost that game)If I were to change this relic out for another +1 skill relic, it would be one that has post damage on it, or vigor on it.
>>572436508Is this another patented Creasy-is-a-retard-who-doesn't-understand-value build choice
ty for the stone
gg buglets
>>572438913>>572438891Catch flame is truly horrifying
>>572438136She is>>572438787They’re so attractive and well dressed
>>572438136Isn't that the chic that gaped Redditdahn?
>>572438798stamina on hit is also subtly valuable but i can't tell you what to build and i don't know your options
>>572436612oof, fucking robbed, that sucks ass >why did 9box had 2 invader stacks and you 3ye I noticed that too, might have been some fuckery with host swapping when you dc'd >>572438983it do alright, the range makes me sad at times but when you get catch flame and spellcasting speed +2 the need to burn shit rises
>>572437723>There is rarely ever a time where picking up someone from 3 bar is requiredlol that's at least 30% of my matches here
>>572439146Creasy is that 3 bar
>>572437723Yeah not saying why we lost just a really shitty relic to take over earing
>>572435308split and deal with your own balancer when dealing with these people
gg dog chungus
hell yeah, ED dogs
gg hotdogs
why was my health going down to nothing?
>>572438869Nah, they're just nursing their wounds from our recent loss, and are looking for an explanation for what went wrong. So they're sifting through our equipment hoping to find something.There was no special reason why we lost. It was a mixture of playing bad, and bad luck. I lost sixth sense, because one dog obscured the actions of a dog behind it, and he got the jump on me.(with no full HP negation)I fall to the wave, despite being the perfect distance to dodge it, because again I'm distracted by 1 dog, while the actions of the other is obscured.And then I fall the last time, because as I said before, the dog is about to attack, and he hops next to me first, so I'm directly under his sword when he begins his swing. If I were at a normal distance, I would have dodged it. But because I'm under the sword, the hitbox is instantly spawned on top of me.So yeah. Nothing really special about the way we lost. Dunno why we have to nitpick my relics.>>572439095Here is my selection:https://files.catbox.moe/yy2o07.mp4
>>572436612The invaders were staring into the abyss during your DC and we just killed them while they stood still. Probably some fuckery related to that.
bird blood loss does additional DoT
>>572440301bleed on ed balancer drains your health gradually unlike other sources of bleed
>>572440301bleed from ED balancers does extra damage over time
>>572440310Ok but you do realize dexterity+3 is worse than sustained damage and revive wheel damage right? Right?
>>572440487Perhaps if it were dex+3 alone. But it also comes with faster auto art charge+3. So that means more ults throughout the run.
>>572438869Yes. This is the same idiot who vehemently defended storm kick. Literally made a bunch of "magic dagger cuts fuckers in half" tier posts about it. He doesn't understand the game and he's still salty that we told him to put physical attack on melee raider
>>572440301nightmare lobby
ult auto charge is placebo-tier garbage lol
>>572441065to get even one extra charge from it you have to stay alive during the nightlord/night bosses for several extra minutes. and during the day defmotag constantly overfills your bar. it does nothing.
HorseGod Bless
>>572440878>who vehemently defended storm kickI actually proved that storm kick with lightning relics is significantly stronger than storm kick with physical relics.With lightning relics, the skill does 419 + 808 for a total of 1227 damageWith physical relics, the skill does 339 + 519 for a total of 858 damage.
>>572441625I'm sorry you were born retarded.
>>572437723You don't understand risk management, if no one 3 bars? Good you win anyway. If someone 3 bars? You have a contingency plan.
>>572441708>Noooo, stop using lightning relics to pwwer up your lightning weapons!lmao. What do you think the lightning relics are there for?
I cannot fucking wait to die
I hope everyone in this thread
how do you guys record gameplay? I wanna make webms too
I hope everyone in this thread has a great day
not even Goku teamed up with Eternal Mangekyo Sharinnegan Madara could defeat a fully lightning powered Creasy with Veteran's Prosthesis
>>572441883I record with OBS
>>572441883Alt + F11 when in game. There’s a recording section if you shift+tab when in game>>572441951The guy going on about forced erg banter yesterday maybe had a point
'zuk x maddyterr x bibisi'pa x 'rass
>>572441772Yeah, the contingency plan is to get the bar down about halfway normally, and then ult for the remainder.Look, you can't cover every base. That's the thing you guys don't really understand. You can nitpick my relics forever, because there will always be a scenario that isn't covered by whatever relics I have on. I'm just an easy target for this kind of discussion because I actually engage with it.Anon 1 will say I need this relic, so I put it on. Then Anon 2 will say I need that relic, so I put it on. Then Anon 3 will say I need another relic, so I put it on. But I have to take Anon 1's relic off to fit Anon 3's relic in. So now Anon 1 is badgering me about how I don't have his preferred relic on. There is no winning.I've decided that 2% of bonus damage, and some faster ult charge, is more important than the 1 out of 100 game, where somehow both of my teammates 3 bar, and I have to pick them up while a boss is on my ass. Because you know what? If we play better throughout the expedition, then that scenario won't happen.
>>572442017what settings?
>>572442160WHY AM I NOT MENTIONED
>>572442283>Anon 1 will say I need this relic, so I put it on. Then Anon 2 will say I need that relic, so I put it on. Then Anon 3 will say I need another relic, so I put it on. But I have to take Anon 1's relic off to fit Anon 3's relic in. So now Anon 1 is badgering me about how I don't have his preferred relic on. There is no winning.In this situation, most people would use game knowledge and experience to fill in the gaps. Somehow you have manged to not absorb anything after hundreds of games, it's actually impressive.
>>572442283You should have played enough to realize of you want to consistently win the best method is to prepare and deal with the worst scenarios happening and act like they will happen
>>572442482>>572442491...And all 3 anons will claim that their preference is the truly wise one.
>>572442491Creasy is what happens when you're sheltered and don't play with randos. He's genuinely not aware that you can have matches where someone doesn't hard carry the full run.
>>572442283I'm pretty sure even fire on the ground does more than 3 dex in terms of damage
i should probably dodge my blue games, sorry folks
>>572442665KEK wait this is actually true lmao
>>572442665see: >>572440828Please don't make me repeat myself.
Horse bullying...
>>572441883recording is easy but how do i make it 4mb and not shit for 4chin
I got a good laugh out of the entire team splintering after killing the tree sentinel.
>>572442814There's a free video encoder called Handbrake. It has a lot of features, but the short of it is this:-Import the video-Choose a resolution-Remove the audio track-Choose the proper encoder that's compatible for 4chan.-Make a guess at the quality level-Encode-If it's too big, then either lower the resolution or the quality level and encode again-Repeat as many times as it takes to get under 4mb.
>>572442575I think that almost everyone agrees that earrings on wylder is best in slot, at the very least it's better than what you are using. If you want more ults then putting defeat more enemies on a deep relic will let you spam your ult during the day. +3 ult only cuts down passive gain from 5 minutes to 4 minutes 30 seconds which is hardly worth an entire relic line and the added dex line is basically useless
>>572442665It also helps recharge the ult, and if things die to the fire ticks it procs ult gain on kill
>>572442283Aren't you aiming for a win streak? it's really good if you want to consistently win since we still have z tiers on the password. To get a consistent win you need to prepare for the worst case scenario every run
>>572443046lol that was goofy yeah. It was kind of free anyway since almost all of the formidables just lined up there, amazing seed
>>572442714blue games?
>>572442814>>572443084I neglected to account the length of your videos. You can clip by changing the Range from chapters to seconds or frames.(seconds is the most intuitive) And then setting the seconds from the start time to the end time.
>>572443465Also you can just generate ult charge by fighting the boss normally and do uncharged ult, it still revives 3 bar. I think i got like 4/5 ults this run and i don't run +3 ult charge line
>>572443465>>572444072Look, I have 5 depth losses in history right now. 2 of them were playing wilder. Neither of them were lost due to lacking a 3 bar pick-up.Alright. I have to know now. Which one of you is it nagging me about my relics? I'm so sick of this "let's put Creasy under the spotlight from the safety of anonymity" crap. Start owning up. Who is this?
I'm just saying that it's more useful than what you have right now
greasy...
>>572444453You’re on 4chan you retard, that’s the whole point of the website
>>572444694ok. Noted. I read what you said. But I disagree.>>572444804Then grant me the favor of remaining anonymous. You guys don't have to call me out every time. Even if you can tell it's me. Oh wow, you recognize my posting style. How astute of you. Here's you're pattern recognition badge. Congratulations.
>>572443631hes brown so when hes the host, everyone else in the lobby super-lags
i will be the next greasybal
GG Adel, very greedy at end of night 2.
>>572445005so many browns in erg...
>Stop being anonymous on 4chanMaybe stop being a retarded blog writing thread personality
>>572444453bro I didn't even say your name, you just can't help yourself from essayposting and identifying yourself . Wtf are you mad at me for??
i love taking damage causes sleep buildup
>bloodsharts all over the trident I was targettingvery cool mohg thank you
Close one Adel, I cant believe 2 of us 3barred. Thanks for the carry
>chinese>retard>chinese>retard>chinese>retardWhat the fuck is wrong with randos, I s2g D5 wasn't like this closer to when DoN launched. Balancer and Beast Claw relics really did let absolute morons climb the rank.
>>572445152If you truly want to claim you're all about anonymity, then don't play steam games with people, as they can easily identify you. From their screenshot, I can tell they were in the recent game with me, so it's one of two people. I'm not really mad at them. But I wouldn't mind posting their relics for similar scrutiny.>>572445290Don't care. I'm not going to disguise my posting style to dodge threadshitters. You should know by now that just about all of my posts are identifiable. So if you want to address me, then it's only fair that you put your own name out there.
>>572445502but what if i dont though? what you yonna do about it?
>>572445410Just play with erg
queue?
>>572445605Harbor resentment of course.And then at a later point, when I'm rude to you, you'll be like "whuh?! Why is greasy acting like that?! What did we do?!"
>>572444975You do you then
>>572445683I'm at the gym
>>572445846why are you checking on the mongolian fortnite forum at the gym
creasy I want you to know every time I see the veteran's prosthesis I think of you
When Creasy makes demands. I don’t sit up. I don’t listen.
whuh?! Why is greasy acting like that?! What did we do?
>>572445931My cardio sucks so I take longer break in between sets
Finally an affinity attack relic that's usable. It's not even all that great with those demerits. But the demerits are tolerable.
the grease operates at a level ergoy cant even begin to comprehend
>>572443365BiS for wylder is +1skill, night invader, defmotag. Then you can do double balancer with big numbers. Find storm blade or something and rape D5.
>>572439089Radahn is so lame and weak
>>572445502I'm neither of those people but I saw that picture and suggested an objectively better solution but if you disagree then you do you
>you get matched with unc creasy
>>572447687haha le obviously retarded guy is actually le based isn't it funny when i spam it 100 times a thread
uh oh melty
erg hags and uncs are so cool
Mystery gregGod Bless fun run
>>572444453>Neither of them were lost due to lacking a 3 bar pick-up.well yeah, usually you ARE the 3bar or one who has to get picked up and carried. Honestly you should just stick to something easy like beast claw or halo scythe until you can learn how to breathe and read at the same time
>>572448160cool run ggi didnt want to go frost ruins because of 200% night tide sorry
>>572447154I have a +1 w/ ninvaders that fits with double balancersEven if I don't find an L2 to spam, that's still some melee attack power, phys11 (because my relics arent perfect rip), and nullify attacks if I want to to go pure meleeI by far have the best luck finding cool physical L2's with executor invaders. Sometimes it'll have some bs like white shadows lure but a lot of the time it'll have unsheathe or swords dance or something.
gg mystery gregI think those albinaurics both headshot me at the same time lol
wtf why am i not getting games
anyone on mmv?
>>572442160finally one with some truth (the second one)
>>572445931Everyone does this I usually do it when I’m on the treadmill or something
>>572446523>>572445063>>572431713>>572433065>>572433268silence weird faggot
another thread another greasy melty
>>572426764>he wouldn't want to fuck marikaah so you're gay AND a cuck, good to know. thanks for confirming it have a good one now
>>572451009I would fuck Marika but I also wish she were my mom
lol why is he dead all of a sudden
>>572448195So then you agree that I don't need the 3 bar pickup relic.
>>572447850>nooooo we're the internet hate machine! stop being positive! stop it RIGHT NOW!!!
storm kick
It was supposed to be hotdog but it was over just as fast as regular dog...
>>572446484>insanely good relic vs libra >literally nothingburger curses>not even all that goodtrying to have curses that are only flask negation is impossible unless you cheat them in
