FOMO car EditionPrevious: >>572423291>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSMay 21 Upscaling Support: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/666114279352566049May 21 Warhammer 40k Legendary Warbond Announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRQi00kCST8June 5 Planet Warfronts, Ship Upgrades, Progression Changes: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668367347548946858>LATEST PATCHESMay 29: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/707773210124354385June 9: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668367347548947961June 16: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/676249280988579951
>Limited to 3
We're at 3/4, join us anon.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241526009100/76561198040375859
here before the "raped" and "pLaY thE gAmE" faggot goes spamming again
divegrass feedback surveyhttps://forms.gle/AHhgC5q8fdb5SauD9end: july 6match VOD links: >>572394269
>>572606026You had 2 weeks to open the game.
>>572606026play the game
>>572605792JOIN LE LOBBY!
Feels good to be a playerchad
>>572606026raped post
>>572606023FVLL, no lust-provoking images required
>I dont like grinding for SC!!!!>Okay, now you get rewards for just playing the game>NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
helloooooowhere is warbond?
>>572606650Ur still a trans tho
>still trans
>Limited to AP3
>>572606776>oinkoinkoinkHuh?
>>572606754We dont care about you. Fuck off t. Sweden
>>572606026Holy raped
2 whole weeks of not playing this game. I forgot how other games were made with the intent to be played and be enjoyable and not have everything gimped because "media literacy" and "satire"
>>572606026
2 weeks and not a single person cares what a troon thinks
>>572606754You need to actually play the game to get this warbond.
>a whole fortnight of blogposting from some mindbroken faggot
>>572606098So people who didn't open the game in that time frame don't have access to the cars?
>>572608175fortnite*
>>572607050That's exactly how I imagine a botfags vs bugs.
>>572607885>here before gucci shitposts
>>572607891how's the estrogen therapy going?
>>572608206not my problem you live in a demilitarized shithole and you need to hide from roaming bands of warlords every other week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSN6-AMdDOo
>>572607891You go, xixter.
>>572606459Where’s my FRV? Oh wait, in my armory because I actually play the game kek
I tried the veto on bugs and its a piece of shitI rather have a bushwacker instead for secondary stagger
>>572608405No no, just asking. I literally came back today, i'm sure that in the last weeks you had to shit on a lot of tourists.I want just do know how does it works. So now there are limited times events that make you unlock stratagems and weapons, but how?You need to play them, grind something, or just log-in?
>>572608753It says as long as you "participate"I dont know if that means just logging in, doing a mission, or doing an MO specific mission
Fee Fi Fo FumEagle 1 owes me cum
>>572608753Mb. Yes. I believe you need to play at least one OP to quality for the rewards.
>gucci low effort bait is 75% of the threadDed threadDed gaem
>>572608965ThanksAnd if you don't, those become unobtanium or did they say something about releasing it to the whole playerbase after?
>>572608993>>572608753nvm, i was wrong. it appears you need to just simply open the game at least once to qualify
What's the limited to 3 meme about?
>>572609102peak /hdg/ lobby gameplay
>>572609194a bugchaser trying to act like vox engines not being spammed anymore is some giga-own
>>572609124Everyone else can get them soon™
>her terminal meltdown spans across countless threads Will she ever seek help ?
>>572609194vox limited to 33 factions3 things you equiphalf life 3
>Limited to 3>kill 1>another shows upStill kinda unlimited
>>572605795>Limited to those who actually play the game
>>572609460they don't stack as much since they die without having to resort to gatling/strafe or the basketball minigame
>>572609194vox engines can only have three spawn at a time now. A bugchaser decided to spam this because he is still reeling from heavy armor hive guard rape.
>>572607050>How the dev checks their balance passes They have all the fucking metrics from all platforms in real time and they still can't see what shit needs fixing? Fucking revert the defence nerf, the flag raise nerf and fix rapid acquisition spawn points
>>572609328It’s more about how boteunuchs shrieked and pissed themselves until AH limited them, but go off, girl
How many giga grenades does it take to rape a vox engine to death?
>>572609351>>572609153>>572608993Thank you very much. I am also a Shart Under player so i know exactly what FOMO events are. Luckily this doesn't seem to be really it. A good change imho, people who play get the exclusivity for a bit and people who didn't\couldn't don't get shafted too hard.In the HD community i would honestly want the bitching reddit tourists and OhDough parrots to get raped tho. This comes from someone that didn't get the cars
>>572609698>Bugchasers had such a meltdown of shitting their diapers that an announcement to revert the change was less than a week of the patch being outLimited to AP3
>>572607050desu senpai nerfing medium weapons and buffing light weapons was retarded.
And there's the forced loss that Joel tosses at us. Funny thing though, it's still theoretically possible to defend, thanks to the megacities. After Brilliance succeeds, it's going to shorten the Fori defense and then everyone flocks to Crimsica afterward.
>>572609889>muh cope memekwab and utterly, irreparably raped
>>572609604Bugs have been nerfed into the dirt. First time I've played them since launch as they are shit and it's a joke.>D10 breach >40-50 light fodder>a spewer or alpha>1 charger>sometimes Impaler >0 bilesThis is literally "red kill number = me good at game" territory.
>>572610072>he says as he spams "limited to 3" nonstopI guess self-awareness isnt something you do, huh?
>>572610051>forced lossDive harder
>>572610051We can still win if enough attacks get thrown at us and we defend against those.
>>572609889same thing after oshaunethey removed the whole subfaction because bugshitters couldn't copeit's so fucking embarrassing
>>572610051how is it a loss?>brilliance is just about cleared>fori prime will get a boost shortly>the fresh defence is a 48h one with citiesshit's basically a forced victory
>>572610051Anon, at the current rate invasions are spawning we'll probably have a few extras. We don't need to win every single one.
>>572610110bugs are boring. . >"They are deadly if they get close!" 90% of them are melee and are slow as hell, so they are never a threat. One fire related weapon/stratagem solves the entire faction.
>>572610370I remember that. Bugchasers were so used to bugs missing their swings at point blank range they thought the new bug enemies punishing you for getting in melee range was a bug and called them broken.
>>572610471>We don't need to win every single one.Loser mentality.
>>572610593Well hunters can no longer gang rape you. They have hard attack cool downs. Acid spitters no long spawn in 12 at a time so they can't bombard you. And all the special bugs are utter shit.>Rupture strain
The more defenses we win in a row the higher level joel will make them and more frequently. The map will be painted yellow and you will like it.
>>572610434People get pissy and start dooming and glooming when it looks possible that even a single defense is lost.>>572610471It's actually in Joel's best interest to make the MO last for the full duration, because it means he doesn't need to start another MO for another day or two. What's likely to happen in this case is that he throws another simultaneous attack on top of Crimsica so that we can only win one of them. And then when we hit 4/5 he'll throw a softball attack at us on the last day.
>>572606023Back to 3/4, we're waiting for (You)
>bugchasers cope hard to hallucinate their faction into something it isn't (difficult) >trannoids cope hard to hallucinate their gender into something it isn't >bugshitters are trannoidsI have ascended past the intellectual ceiling
>>572610051Gambito?!
>>572611060Show the cremator
>>572610740We've got a pretty decent chance that we can win every single one, with judicious use of the DSS, I'm just saying it probably won't be strictly necessary for the MO.
>>572611060>The close range weapon is good at close rangewhoa...
>RR>Gas strike>Orbital gatling>Napalm eagle>Torcher>Any handgun>Impact incendiary>Heavy fireproof armormain character loadout for spore strain
war striders are more threatening than every enemy on the bug front.
>>572611060cool if youre on a warstrider meme, junk if youre not
>>572611149>Botdivers begged arrowhead to give bots better accuracy>Bugchasers begged arrowhead to make bugs easier and nerf dragonroach spawn rateI think youre on to something.
>>572611279It was all good until fireproof armor
>>572611279>no CrematorGet your gay, half-measure ass out of here
>>572611152Gambits never work from 0%, because you can never convince the player base to participate in them.
>>572611417Don't forget about their meltdown when impalers were introduced and tentacled their powdered assholes every 5 feet lmao
>>572611417>Botdivers begged arrowhead to give bots better accuracyWas it real in your head?
>>572606023FVLL once more
>>572611435being able to run through my own flames saved my ass before. not having to care about them is great>>572611474you can one shot spore titans that everyone whines about, you pretty much carry the team on your back if you take RR (everyone else refuses to because spore chaff is scary)
>>572611642>Dragonroaches are hard countered by fire armour>Bugchasers fail to do this simple task
>>572611698>spore chaff is scaryit is literally not.lib carb + RR and you are fucking golden
>>572611643>Solotranny>ClientInto the trash where you belongI still remember when you tried to have a "gotcha" moment with war striders and you accidentally left in the part where you picked up 3 stims because you have 40 IQ.
>>572611643>cherrypicks a video of a solofag getting the baby spawns of the most basic enemyLmao xhe literally mogged xherself
>>572611846it is. if it weren't then people wouldnt all be running anti-chaff support weapons. RR helps a ton on spore strain and no one takes it because if you do you have to fend for yourself with your primary
>>572608748It has no place. No medium pen sidearm ever will unless it does something better than the Talon.
>>572611909>You have to host for my faction to workNot the own you think it is, sister.
>>572611909It's gucci what do you expect from an attention-whoring troon that (you)s his own posts to manufacture arguments ?
>>572611045>Just noticed the hat says UOHkek
>>572612169>limited to 1
everybody shut the fuck up and hate AH even more for cucking us out of this kino
No I'd rather hate the thread troon instead
>>572612553orange ruins it anyway
>>572611909Retard actually thinks that picking up stims is a "gotcha"
>pubby joins lobby>refuses to present his supply frv when askedYep thats a kick. This is a contributer lobby, boy. What's the matter, couldn't log in for two weeks because you were afraid you might experience content?
>>572612553The ice planet is rarely even avaliable outside of bots
>>572612640idk I think orange is pretty kino for white outfits.like a yellow strip on OG black armor.
>namefagOpinion discarded
>>572612169Wait what the fuck? I'm the guy who came back after 2 monthsWhat did they do to the voxes? Is this how they really are now? They used to be utter rape machines, dropping in droves in cyberstan. Loved that chaos
New players can get fucked for getting the FOMO rewards. Should have bought the game sooner and logged in. Skill issue.
>>572612698https://files.catbox.moe/0q243v.jpg
>>572612776The helmet variants here are so much better than what we got, especially the left one.
>>572612945You're not fooling anyone troon
>>572613067agree, left one looks the coolest.which is exactly why AH didn't pick it - they are alergic to cool stuff.
>>572606098>limited to 2 (weeks)
I've always thought tying unlockable content to the MOs was fucking stupid like the whole get anti tank mines or save the children debacleIt's not like they're going to spend time to make content then never give it to us because we failed in an imaginary war
>>572613010Do you think her synthetic shithole is up to the task of 30 inches of horse cock?
where is bug porn
>>572612169>Still posting stuff while hes still far away from the hostYes, bugchaser. Abusing the games AI to make them miss more is not the epic own you think it is.
I regret not saving my gameplay video where I do an entire mega nest SOLO while far away from the host and only encounter a single charger and one alpha commander.
>there are people who STILL haven't migrated to CGWyikes
>>572613350voxengine is a fucking joke do you even play then game faggot?
>>572613612>still shilling this dead mod
>>572613612I like having an intact penis too much sorry
>"Abusing the games AI" is when you just play the gameStrange how the other factions don't have this "problem"
>>572613645>Notice how he doesnt have any footage of him solo fighting vox engine as a host
>>572613645>ESL post
>>572613785Notice how he never makes any webms of himself standing directly in front of a warstrider and always needs it shooting something else
>>572613612you will never be a real helldiver
>>572613950See : >>572611060Stay raped
>L-Limit us... to 3...
>>572614108See: >>572613796 >>572613950Show me the footage, anon. And dont forget to cut the part where you needed to grab 3 stims like last time.
>>572613210I'd guess it makes the cartoon rubber sound whenever its strained
>>572614172>If you pretend that your keyboard disconnected then my faction becomes hardThe absolute state of "The Raped"
>>572613010I wonder what Botfu's robot turds look like... Do you think they're neon green and semi-transparent?
Can the automaton missile tanks fire again yet or are they still broken?
Remember that time they promised content then didn't deliver
>>572615168they do fire like once every 1 minute loland when they do the rockets instantly rape anyone caught in the explosion radius
>>572613010someone should gen her pregnantas a funny jokeit could be like a meme haha
>>572614667This is the last (You) you will get for the day.You can keep screaming at me for attention though. It makes me feel like a god.
>>572615327i remember some guy posting a low effort high effort poster of a pregnant nigdiverjannies deleted it within 5 minutes
>>572615413>jannies censoring pregnancynever beating the tranny allegations
>>572613210I have read gfl doujins that say yes.
>>572615413but that's my fetish...
if only jannies actually worked that fast with all the other off topic junk that gets spammed here
>>572615647thoroughly raped post
CHEATBROSWEARECOOKED
>>572615391
last moonkino D10 bugs mission lobby (prob whatever MOslave planet is currently will be next)>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241534471408/76561198005075969
You guys ever notice how its always bugchasers working overtime to "own" botgods? Its because we all know bugs are easy.
>>572616070Anyone who associates people playing against a certain faction as superior or inferior are mentally ill with a child's mindset. Don't @me as this is indisputable truth and I shall not reply.
>>572610051>forced loss>theoretically possible to defendfucking retard moment
>>572612553>>572612776Don't listen to that pleb. Orange and white is a kino combo. I cannot believe they made Artic Ranger worse as a joke. They had success handed to them on a silver platter and they threw it away. Now it's one of the ugliest armours in the game. Nobody uses it.Winter Warrior helmet is the single ugliest helmet in the game but the concepts look cool. Dunno why they decided to remove the fur mantle over the shoulders. The helm on the left looks similar to the Kodiak which is just a retexture of winter warrior. I do like the Kodiak helm but the set does look a bit lame.
>>5726160322/4 pls respond
>>572616445You're not very smart, are you.
>>5726160323/4
>pigger is in that lobbydamn, I almost joined it toobullet dodged
>>572617609>lust provoking imagecongrats, now I am going to masturbate instead of joining lobby
I am proud to have a personal schizo.Rent free.
>I need supplies
>>572617958greedy tranime bitch
>still have 45k SCweren't they supposed to implement EAC or some shit?why is there nothing to spend this shit on as well
nobody likes piggers thoughbeit
>>5726160323/4 we diving feel free to join since pubbies can not steal the slot on a liberated planet
>>572617139smarter than the retard i quotedalso see>>572610434
>Saving a teammate from a giant horde in my Supply FRV before we skipper off to the next objectiveI am Ryan Gosling.https://streamable.com/7fuxv3
>>572611643you know there's a side objective that disrupts bots' aim right?you are incapable of replicating this webm ever
>>572618557common HMOFA W
>>572606023GGs
die
>>572618843It's not 2005 anymore lil' bro. We don't post Angry Marines anymore, or DESU DESU DESU.
>>572619089what about holeguy? Milhouse?
Very interesting...
>>572619089furniggers will never be welcome here
>>572618843
>>572619235Helldivers is on the switch as well?
>>572606023ggs
>>572619574fucking christ what are those fucking mods
Whats going on now? I dropped the game a month ago after I got everything
>someone is having tranime model swap mods installed and you could be playing with them in a lobby RIGHT NOWHorrifying
>ah yes I will make another post to re-agitate the retards
>>572618608>you know there's a side objective that disrupts bots' aim right?kek bottrannies really dont play the game huh
>>572619914We are killing tourists and retooorn faggots with hammers
>>572619574>this whole time I was surrounded by big tittied anime girls and I didn't even know it
>>572618608>>572620193I don't play bots all that often, which one does this?
>>572620753kek
>I didn't partecipate at all to the community goals, but i still want the rewards! I don't care i i will get it as well for free, I WANT IT AND I WANT IT NOW!
>>572620952He's right
>>572619914people are mad they can't log once a blue moon and get everything without doing nothing
>>572620952Is this your boyfriend? Why do you post him every thread?
>>5726160323/4 we going to forest nowstillsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241534471408/76561198005075969
>>572619914swiggers fomo'ing actual content now. The Raped are defending it.
>>5726217014/4
>>572622009Play the game
>>572622009play the game you perpetually projecting rape victim
>>572622009>xes here shitting up the thread instead of playing the game
>>572622240>>572622332>>572622482The Raped.
>>572609941>what do you mean i HAVE to aim at a weak point for full damage?>AIEEEEEEeeee>Bomb the steam reviews NOW NOW NOWAnd this is why crossplay is retarded.
Breakthroughbrothers which enemies do I save my shotgun for?
>>572622894It deals over 6k damage. Just blow the heads clean off anything heavy and bitch slap the mediums to the moon.
>>572622894Chargers and Bile TitansCrack their skulls with a shot then smack em
>>572623164>>572623378Sick, love this thing
are sc cheats still a thing? not asking for a link just wanna know if I should bother looking or not.
>>572620952he's now crying he doesn't get views anymore because he killed the game
Why is everyone malding over the MO rewardsSweden is already so incompetent that they can only distributed the rewards to everyone who logged in the MO period, you don't even need to dive or anything
>double low CD gas orbitals + gas mines I AM THE ONE THAT LIVES IN THE GAS
>>572624287>now you can do nothing 2x as oftenErr, based? Stink divers sniffing good.
>>572623721They're not. You can actually thank the "based" faggots who kept spamming every thread (which we already knew that Arrowhead has a bunch of discord fags who lurk here) with direct links and full instructions.
>>572624275They are trans disabled queer POCs that couldnt boot the game for 5 seconds to be eligible for the rewards, they are also employed but have enough free time to come and bitch about it /here/
>>572624275>distributed the rewards to everyone who logged in the MO period, you don't even need to dive or anythingWhich makes the whining and crying even more pathetic.
>join pub lobby, >taking health damage while sprinting without stamina. Is this a modtranny thing or a swiggerism thing
>>572624851You can't be serious
>>572624851Its a modded lobby
>>572624275>all previous MO strat rewards were added to the req slip shop immediately>this one was directly issued to the MO participants, which breaks an established precedent for no immediately obvious reason except for trying to set up FOMO to drive engagement metrics>>572624851Mein failure...
>>572624851thats a booster
>>572625052>>572625080>>572625125>grief booster. I do not play the game, how would I know
>>572625178>>grief booster.The health damage is minor, it's a pretty good thing.
>>5726217013/4 doing last defense now
>>572625314>You have been kicked from the game
>>5726254724/4 lvl64 pub cutie joined
You're winning this MO a bit too soundly. Joel will correct this situation and stop you from getting too bratty.
>>572625528>I am the host
>>572625314>oinkoink SKREEEI don't speak pig, can someone translate?
>>572624614Sad! But thank you for saving me time.
>>572623721Retard, how many times must you be told no?
>>572626204Play the game
>>572626183>crashes
>>572626204It says "play the game"
>mortar turret is doing work, enemies aren't getting too close>one gets within 20 meters and dies there>mortar drops a shell directly on my head
can you Trump voting inbred subhuman trailer trash stop screaming at each other for 1 day?
>>572616032kino game gg
>>572621701>infinite loading screensasuga sweden
>>572616032ggs what a beautiful way to end the game on a forever loading screen
>>572622009
>>572627318>-ACK!
Why am I seeing a lot of people bringing mines? Which sloptuber shilled this kusoge to the retards?
>>572627318swigger pleading to help pump numbersToo bad.No funNo play
>>572627524you're free to leave this general whenever you know
I never dive without my EAT.
>572627524>he’s back in the thread of a game he doesn't play to complain about it>again
Cry all you want, numbers arent going up
>No fun>No play>but i also want the rewards>and i will continuing to be a slave to this general
>rape rape rape rape rape rape raped the raped rape rape rape rape rapeSmells Indian in here. Must be Arrowhead employees.
absolutely R A P E D post
>>572627973playing with the lean body type gives me desires of getting raped idk why
See what he's NOT doing?
>>572625125>Req slip shopTo be fair, this is not a stratagem you can unlock in the ship module terminalDo you realize the extra work and length the sweden must go through to make a new shop entry! You are an evil monster
I get that the sw*des are retarded niggers but honestly what are you guys even playing instead?HD2 even in a diminished state shits on everything that is vaguely similar
We should lose this MO for the sake of the story. It adds tension and drama and makes the galactic war more interesting. Failing to contain the bugs would be justification for setting up the tcs 2.0. It would also motivate players to try harder in the following MOs.
>>572624851HOLY TOURIST
>>572620859i think they are talking about Compromise Automaton Defenses, the one that makes turrets, aa and mortar not aim and just spin while shooting randomly. im not aware of one that disrupts standard bot aim, so i'm assuming that one anon is referring to the turret that's not aiming and has the red electricity effect on it
>>572629071what in the story would lead to us getting armor colors? We should aim for that
>>572628990will be playing deadlock and fallout 4 just pushing this MO so i can get the weapon really don't give a shit about anything else maybe ill pop back in for the nade they leaked a while back
>>572629251>HD2 is shit>Imma play fo4 instead
>>572628990Been playing breadcock
>>572629251I stopped playing hd2 to become a morrowzoomerI am better than yuo >: ^ )
>>572628990Destiny 2.
>>572629448you see both are shit but atleast i can mod fo4 to better suit my tasteshd2 sex update when
>>572629241No armor customization. Don't want bacon flavored apples happening!
Interesting how nobody said darktide
>>572628990>what are you guys even playing instead?
>>572629969Because if I said I was playing it the entire thread would get derailed and everyone would turn into Arrowheads most loyal dick cleaners.
>>572630094Interesting is all
>>572629969if someone fell for the swedish lies twice, they must be pretty retarded
>>572629969>trading one swede for another
>>572629978do you happen to know if there are any themed modpacks hosted somewhere that is not nexus cancer? i wouldnt mind another run, but hunting down mods and setting up load order for fuck knows which time is too much effort.
>>572630223I've been playing skit. Its fun.>>572630348In terms of competency, Fatshark is without a doubt far better. They just update slow as fuck. But I've never had an issue with a tide game like I do with Helldivers 2. And Fatshark actually fixes the fucking problem and doesnt sit it for fucking months on end and then fix one issue and introduce 5 other bugs.
>>572629969>from the boiling pot into the frying panas much as people cry here about "muh paid warbonds" nobody is ready for darktides "warbonds" that can only be purchased with REAL money.
>>572630514>But I've never had an issue with a tide game like I do with Helldivers 2i did. one patch drektide just stopped working, another patch same thing happened to hd2. wasted hours on it, but ultimately had to reinstall shitdows.
>>572630550>that can only be purchased with REAL money.The difference is they feel worth the money.>>572630718Sounds like a personal problem unironically.
>bethesda/valvejesus christ how old is this general? don't you guys have families or anything?
>>572630550dt has what, 3 or 4 dlc classes - thats 30-40 bucks. that gets you access to all possible guns and gameplay content. how many slopbonds are we at currently? what do they cost?
>>572630903Im not playing your zoomerslop (This is COD, btw)
>>572630903I am 30 years old but I have no jawline and am a mouthbreather.Despite being over $300k worth with no debt, not a single female wants to make a family with me.I am stuck playing online video games until I die.
>>572631015>COD>zoomerslopsomeone get this fossil back into his tomb
>>572631142>Not calling modern COD zoomerslopyou have to be 18 to post here
>>572631142COD is now zoomerslop. The old COD was taken outback decades ago and now has "le wacky xDDD" skins to appeal to zoomers. And thats not getting into movementtrannies
clinician status?
>>572630790>battlepass>worth
>>572631435Show me the battlepass in Darktide, dipshit. I want a good laugh.
>>572631565im not installing that trash lol
>>572630465>hosted somewhere that is not nexus cancerYou mean nexus "collections"? Most actual modpacks are distributed through wabbajack. I guess you can take a look at Mojave Express and then SALVO 2 if you want graphixx autism.
>>572631686As I suspected, you dont even know what youre talking about.
>>572631378I’d like to drop a 500kg load in there if you take my meaning
>>572631798Im not the one calling premium cosmetics "worth it" anon
I'm Indiian :)
>>572630903I'm 25 THOUGHBEIT:^)
>>572631850rape-coded post
>>572631920>Thinks Cosmetics are the same as warbondsYou are brain damaged in multiple ways. I think that says more about Helldivers 2 than Darktide if you think those two are the same.
>>572631739>wabbajackcheers, thats the first i ever heard of it.
>>572630903I have a wife who hates me and a dog. Helldivers II: Machinery of Oppression
>>572631965>25 years young!
>>572632132>25 years young!This but unironically
>>572631435Darktide doesn't have battlepasses, anon...
>>572632015nta but it usually downloads through nexus anyway
Guys please stop derailing the thread, I think you should all reflect upon the fact it is against rule 1 to make off-topic posts, and yes, this includes /vg/ threadsI WILL report you, and you WILL get banned!
You sound raped
>>572632269i guessed as much seeing anon's mention of collections, but its obviously still superior since nexus requires paypigging or making some mod to get it for free.
>>572632530I WILL rape you, and WILL get you gaped!
>ctrl+f rape>33(+1) matches found
>>572632724I'd say wabbajack is probably the main cause of people actually bothering to pay for it, you can't autodownload through wabbajack unless you pay nexus premium, so if you want it free you have to click download on every single mod in the wabbajack pack
>>572632132Just a kid.
feeling cute, might make a raped post
>>572632132>>572632237raping you guys would feel like a crime, I am not a pedo!
>>572633038oh. that makes it completely worthless. oh well.
/hdg/ - helldivers general?
>>572633491no, this is Horny Degenerate General
>>572633491raped general
>>572631965I too am 25 theres a long life ahead for this youngman
Did anyone even care about the "Save The Children" thing? Feels like nobody anywhere really cared for it.
RAPE ROBUTT
kill yourselves
>people are complaining about receiving the frv because they have a 2 strat challenge account and are now forced to bring 3
>>572634331Everyone who played didPeople act now like we did it because it was the right thing to do and we selflessly sacrificed the anti-tank mines but the reality is that we did it as a joke because nobody ever used mines and it's funny how desperate arrowhead were to make them a thing so we deliberately chose to not unlock them
>>572634669these people can't be real, right?
>>572634669I dont know why but that actually made me laugh.
>>572634331kill yourself jeet
>>572634768Another case of Arrowhead trying to force something.
>>572634669Raped
>>572634669based AH dabing on these retards
>>572633989I’m 36It’s over
>>572635761
>>572634331>BWC provoking image.What did Robutt mean by this?
>>572630903will be 29 in a few days one foot in the grave already not even unc coded anymore
>>572634669>the games not easy >they always buff the enemies>every patch nerfs the players>anyway here are my self imposed rules too make the game slightly hard again>i still win every time thoGrim.
>Landmine girl joins>Theres landmines everywhere now
>WC>B
>>57263090335.>family>lifelol, lmao even.
>>572634669Why don't they just take only two stratagems then? Nothing is forcing them to bring three.
>>572630903Soon to be 35. Just 5 more years and I'll get to promote from being a wizard to a grand wizard.
>>572637471Anon, I...
>>572637549Cool, we can start a wizard tower together.t: >>572637258
>>572637592
>>572637549>>572637838maybe you could fuck and you could make a familytwo birds with one stone
>>572637873If you have 3 stratagems you need to take 3 Just like how normal players need to take 4, you can't not take them
>>572637926And miss out on building a cool wizard tower?No thanks!
>>572636365Turned 18 this year#iknowdatfeeling
>>572637549>>572637838I once fucked a Tinder match with a condom but I couldn't finish. Lost my potential wizard status for nothing.
Helldivers?
>unironic 18 year olds>unironic sex havers
>>572639538>fucking just for a status effect that doesn't really mattercouldn't be meI'll only fuck when I'm married
>>572639538genuinely makes me sickthis site used to be something
>>572609194limited to three vox engineslimited to three players (because of frv bug)limited to three weeks long MOs to get the entire warbond
>haven't played the game at all for months>log in today>here's your Supply FRV sir>log outFeels good. I got the funny limited cape that people kvetched about too and haven't played during that time either.
just did a shit that was about 30cm long and as thick as a beer canlooked like a sea monster, I thought it was going to drag me down with it
>>572639538this site used to have standards..
>>572639883which cape?
>>572640094All of them, I think, but there was a red one people got really pissed about.
>>572628990vtor vr, maybe some mechwarrior or dwarf fortress
>>572642204you should try mw5 vr mod, if only for the novelty.
>>572631378burned
>>572642594>incendiary shock>speed>creator
>>572636365same bro. if it makes you feel any better just remember that our best years are behind us and the only thing we have to look forward to is the protracted moldering of our physical bodies, the collapse of mental faculties until we are feebly shuffling husks, and impending death which we previously dreaded but now yearned for.
>>572642736western localization please understand
I would accept the fomo MO rewards if Arrowhead gave a definitive timing and method for obtaining the rewards if you missed out for some reason. A new player who started TODAY will look at your supply FRV and wonder why he can't get one.
>>572642594rape all clinician mains
>>572642806
>>572642981Then he can play the game until it's unlocked for everyone. Not like FRVs are good anyway.
I am surprised I don't see Cinderblock helmet more. It's one of these that goes with almost everything
>>572642806>>572643237>there are people itt that weren't even alive when these consoles came out
>>572642594me on the left
>>572643237
>>572643237PS3 is still brand new and not retro.
Swedes need to fucking learn how to hotfix I'm so sick of this shit crashing when some dumb fuck 4th player has an FRV skinCouldn't they disable it at least I know that's possible
>>572642806>if it makes you feel any better just remember that our best years are behind us>tfw just sat on my ass behind a screen>that was supposed to be my best yearstrully a cursed existence
>Killzone announced>7 days before the Warbond>ODST announced>7 days before warbond>forty thousand announced>Its just an announcement and not a trailer.>41 and countingWere the previous collabs confirmed earlier besides possible leaks?
Stop dooming and post a lobby instead, unc.
>>572645926>20yo console>not retroaight grandpar time for bed
>>572646827The 40k thing was revealed by games workshop for some yearly warhammer event thing they do where they announce a bunch of warhammer shit.
>>572647131You jest...>It actually is 20 years oldNever mind then.
>>572647131>20yo console
>>572640326It was the Christmas one, because that was the first time they made it so you had to play a mission instead of just log in.
>>572647817>>572647465>>572647131>20 years old consoleit's over... isn't it...
>>572649097I'd like to say we had a good run, but...
>zoomers in this thread don't know how good games and consoles and everything else used to begrim, i feel sad for you honestly
>>572647131it's a what old how when
lobby doko
>self-sucking unc pity party threadNot what I expected. Lobby doko, play the game, etc
>>572654249I'm going to die soon let me have this
>>572654249you aren't cool zoom zoomnot for long anyways
>>572654567I may not be cool for long, but you never were.
>>572654716I was the coolestI was hipI was with it
>>572654716I dabbed ironically so you're wrong about that
>>572606026Play the game, faggot.
retirement home general? uh helldivers?should the frontlines of freedom vids be posted under MAJOR NEWS if its a minute long nothing burger
god warp pack is such a retarded unlock. gigantic buff to runfaggots. cursed warbond altogether
>>572656090The only MAJOR NEWS I care about is Coretta Kelly’s fat tits
>>572656434>jumpnigger seething about warpGODSOh man lmoa
>>572656664I have no interest in simple human woman boobs.Now, synthetic robot woman boobs where they can lactate milkshake, or honey, or melted ice cream, or coffee, that's a different story. I'd be latching on the teat of the Automaton war machine like a remora to a shark.
>finally decide to use the epoch again>it's... actually kind of okay?
>>572657287why pick it when it doesn't do anything special u cant do with another gun
>bring walker to bugs>by the time ammo reserves are gone have another one ready>finish mission easily>bugs have no chance at destroying itthe lumberer flamer feels anemic but I guess it gets results
>i trooned the fuck outUhh congratulations?
I'm just gonna solo dive until they get the crashing under control, I'm fucking tired
>>572647214GW fanboys are far more gaped than AH ones. The crossover could come out next year and be $100 for a flat blue "ultromurrine" armor and they would buy it.
>>572657437how do you even use the lumberer flamethrower?it feels like it has zero range and you have to barrel stuff to kill anything bigger than a hunter
>>572657287>limited range>if not host it latency explodes>also latency alters its damage outputI mean, if you are the host its valid. Otherwise what are you doing bro?
>>572658095It would not surprise me in the least if a GW backed warbond were the first to require an actual hard currency purchase instead of SC funny money.
So running out of supplies is virtually impossible now? Should they just remove supplies altogether and give the players infinite ammo/stims?
>>572658169You wave it around on a bug breach and farm your 54 "kills", clip it, then you shoot the lone charger in the face twice and move onto the next POI Occasionally you need to aim up to hit the bile titan in the head but usually some one else will do that for you
>frognigger>retarded post
>>572657431its a 30 demo force AT weapon that doesn't need a backpack and has a decent mag sizeyou need more?
>>572658408It was always impossible to run out of supplies unless you were d10 solo and fighting your way through every patrol. POIs are hyper generous with supplies.
>>572657287It's always been perfectly fine after the first round of adjustments it received last year. Everyone who whines about it probably only ever used it in the first week of Control Group and then never picked it up again but continued to pussy sandblast themselves since.>>572658230I have never hosted a mission, and have done perfectly fine with it. Maybe the latency is in your brain.
>>572659312>decent mag sizenot really, 3 is pretty awkward for ammo economy since you end up doing a lot of reloads with one left in the magupping its mag size to 4 shots and going down to 3 mags would be a game changer for it
>>572658230>>also latency alters its damage outputand you've got proof to back this up, yes?
>>572657431>AT with rapid-fire capability>can one-shot certain hardened targets and thus achieve significant ammo efficiency over every other AT option>does good splash damage without having to expend an entire reload>backpackless
>>572658169>how do you even use the lumberer flamethrower?you light them on fire but don't focus the stream on anything expect maybe alpha commanders. then you walk sideways over them
>>572661320*after they're hurt from the fire after burn
D10 bugfunsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241570025305/76561199802205691
>>572624275The valid issue is that this was a warbond which is now just being drip fed over 6 months which is insane.
>>572661631fvll already?
>>572657287It was always good /hdg/ is filled with absolute retards who cant even play
>>572661631failed
>>572662051me when i make shit up and then get mad about it
>>572662124nope, set to public with crossplay on. not sure what the issue is. oh well, maybe next time
>>572662051it was a warbond that if released as is you would have been just as pissed if not more because it was going to be yet more vehicles locked behind a warbond, exactly what got you so pissed over the last one
>>572662290did you make it private or invite only?
Oxygenator my beloved
>>572662490tried fucking with some steam profile settings, see if that works.
>>572662862steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241572210177/76561199802205691forgot the link
>>572662995FVLL
>380>hellbomb>leveller>500kg>napalmYep, it's eradicate bug swarm (and my teammates) time.
MO status: 4/4 successful defenses, with three days left.
>>572662705>CrutchinatorWhat's your max crutch load out? Quasar, shield pack, xbow, talon, giganade, 500kg, orbital laser. Peak crutch diving.
>>572662463No. Because only retards care if vehicles are in warbonds. >>572662205What are you talking about this is literally what has happened. This was a full warbond, it even had artwork done for it. They only scrapped it last minute because reddit of all fucking places got mad about vehicles being in warbonds.
>>572663902Why did they delete the roaches from Brilliance after only a couple of hours? Are they that hard for normies to deal with?Last planet better have Hive Lords.
>>572662205>me when i make shit up and then get mad about itWhich part? Because this was part of the FRV themed warbond and at 1 item every 3-4 weeks that aligns with about 6 months for the full thing.
>>572663867You are like a little baby.>Cluster eagle>Airburst rocket>Orbital napalm>Regular mines because they are still bugged and don't render for some people>Blitzer >Arc nades>Ultimatum >Concealed booster to fuck over anyone using turretsI'm having fun and that's all that matters.
>>572664351I don't know. Either they're too prideful to carry ORC, or maybe they think the long cooldown isn't worth swapping out the 500KG, Orbital Laser, or Napalm Barrage for. They always say thank you whenever I save their asses with ORC though.
>>572664351>Hive Lords on Erata PrimeSwiggers could never be so based.
Considering no one at all played gloom/spore/roach/hive world because buggers suck. The roaches were removed to save their steam review score after bungling the update and war bond.
>only lobbyyou're all gay niggershosting lobby doko, maybe bugs just cause i feel like holocausting but we can vootsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241573857457/76561198085764721whoever doesn't join is a gayerer and niggerer gaynigger than the rest of the gayniggers here
>>5726657212/4dont be a gayer niggeR than the gay nigger that joined
>>5726657213/4last one in is a jamboy
>rape victim bait hoursYou now remember that commando missions exist.
>>572666516they only exist if you play them>only 6 other anons even playing this game rnit is probably, so very overstill 3/4
>>572662995can't rejoin because of different game version apparently?
i crashed. turns out i was gayest niggerest of them all, but this is, in fact, swedens faulttry againhttps://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198085764721/edit/info
>>572665721lobby crash? someone skinned their unowned fire FRV?
>>572667228nope, wasn't having fun so closed. will see u anons next warbond
>>572667326
>>572667326nigger what are you doing
>>572667326vro....
>>572667326ive been driniking pls be nicehttps://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198085764721/edit/info
>>572667605>did it againanon i....
>>572667605>twice in a rowits actually so oversteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241575428739/76561198085764721
>>572667605did it again award
>>572667605
>>572667730Did it crash?
>crashed again for daring to look at the mo terminal to get it to stop blinkingvro's this is the worst
>play the game>cant
>>572667326>>572667605>implying impalations
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241575906263
>>5726683153/4
>>572668314yes thats right
Who the fuck is crashing the lobbies
>>572668315Ok, the game has crashed for the 4th time in a row, I'm going to play something else, lobby closed.
theres a nigger with swigger aids somewhere
im gonna try one more time if theres anyone leftsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241576471646/76561198085764721
>>572668690this guy over here
>>5726690623/4no crash yet
Set all of your FRV skins to default and the crashing will (maybe) stop.
>Heavy Ordinance Distribution ends
its over
crashed again. at least i provided some entertainment from my link fuck ups i guessi'll call iti believe this may truly be swedens fault, there were no issues yesterday
give me $100 in apple gift cards and the crashing stops
>>572663867>All that>Or you could just pick the ABRL and fire it in the vague area of teammates and watch as flechettes arc perfectly over solid walls and obstacles to headshot them
Boydiver status?
Pubshitters cannot do sporebug city missions. They can't stabilize and just run dive from all the bugs. Not fun having to constant clean up after them.
>>572672469Noblesse oblige, anon. You have to keep them from being fucked in the ass by their own ineptitude.
>>572672469can't relate I'm piloting my exosuit
>>572671808boignant with a future helldiver
>>572671808This artist needs to start drawing mpreg.
>>572645926Yeah? The ps4 is the newest one right?
>>572663912>he needs shield pack on oxygenatoryou are doing it wrong. you are supposed to use your speed advantage to hit & run and never get hit yourself!
>>572671808>>572673771if the artist started drawing biological females in that style they would have my business.
>>572634768That's exactly how I remembered it going down. I remember everybody in these threads 'avin' ah good ole' giggle over the whole thing. And I remember one faggot in particular who actually wanted the blasted mines. He made a whinepost about how they're actually good. Just a good old whinepost. He didn't schizo out and throw a melty that lasted for days or weeks though. Everybody clowned on his goofy ass regardless.Then AH made an unwinnable MO and basically forced the things unto us. I was so taken aback by how shameless and petty they were. The community said "No!" 3 times but AH wasn't having it. I genuinely have no idea what was going on in their heads. An actual moment of player choice in the MO. The thing that they promised with the MO system. And they stepped all over it for what? For FUCKING AT MINES of all things??? I guess if Sven had to spend 6 fucking hours to code and balance the whole thing and Johan had to spend an hour in blender working on the model then we simply HAVE to have it?
>>572664351They are making campaigns brain dead easy because they don't want people to get mad for the communally failing and not getting the unlocks.
>>572680279the community*
>>572664351An inlore reason? Maybe we just fucking killed them all.
>>572680256Every anon i spoke to in lobbies said they didn't care for the kids and rather have the mines.But everybody also understood that you can't do anything about MOs because of swigger rigging and the reddit blob.
>>572634768he's not talking about the anti-tank mines. he's talking about the recent commissar kai thing where they tried to get youtube critters to take one planet for charity or some dumb bullshit. but in reality he's not even talking about that because he doesn't even play the game, he only comes here and skims the thread for some vague topic to post next to his avatar.
OK just finished watching pic related and I think it is alright even if the ending was quite abrupt. It was very nice to see basically the blueprint for the entire Helldivers world and lore basics.However, the burning question is, are any of the other Starship Troopers sequels and shows any good?Really don't wanna waste my time if all other successors were just cash grabs or they changed the whole theme and feel entirely.
>>572681670they're straight to dvd productionsB movies at their finest, C movies for the most partthe anime is supposedly ok
>>572681670Time for real kino
>>572681745>straight to dvd
>>572681670>are any of the other Starship Troopers sequels and shows any good?no, it peaks here and never returns
>>572681906>>572681932Such is the fate of many boomergems
>>572681670Bro the movie IS the cash grab that changed the whole theme and feel. The book is a 100% full-throated endorsement of the human government with zero satire and the troopers are way more badass with power armor and futuristic davy crocketts.
>marching my patriot to extract during a blizzard on New Stockholmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiI7rDqv9FQ
>>572682102sorry I only listen to FREEDOM INDUCING MUSIChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nElblXq8iLI
leandivers owe me sex
>>572682234dogshit
>>572682239so true bestie>*pegs you*
are they going to stop producing warbonds altogether?
>>572681745>>572681932>>572681997>>572682093thanks, I guess I will just stick to the original movie as others also seem to be saying the same thing.
>FOMOtards lining up their supply FRVs to make fun of me because I don't have it;_;
>>572682543Just find a cozy 4 hour video of the franchise and eat a muffinWish Helldivers got those videos instead of larp military funnymen
>>572682102>get ragdolled at the last second and have to watch your teammates extract without youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXyNJ3_T218
>>572682965its le funny because I threw my 500kg at the extract xDDDD
>>572682825How we schmoovin after the MO without you
>>572681670>are any of the other Starship Troopers sequels and shows any good?only the early 2000's 3DCG cartoon series. every other movie, even the recent 3DCG ones, are absolute trash beyond saving
>>572683353That reminded me.>solofag on D10 bugs on brilliance>squad of 3 finishing main ICBM objective on the other opposite end of the map>finish doing SEAF arty myself and call in extract nearby>some below lvl60 pubbie just starts beelining for extract>"relax guys, I just called in extract, will wait for all 3 of you before leaving">other 2 give me "affirmative", but not him>keeps running>patrol spawning right near me, decide not to engage because I am clearly outnumbered and just gonna wait for others>fucking beelining pubbie shoots at a scavanger nearby, alerting the whole patrol on his position>appearently he got here on his own supply FRV and didn't even pick up other 2 at main objective>gets absolutely raped by the bug breach>I keep kiting and shooting boogz around the extract so it is not cancelled>he gets reinforced near the other 2 just as the main objective gets completed>all 3 of them walk on foot to extract as I let the pelican hover on extract and provide cover fire for themlil pubbie should have known his place and not fucking panic as soon a he heard the extract music.just wasted his own time and effort.
solofags owe me sex
>>572663902>the website actually factors megacity captures into its calculationsYou know, it wasn't even that long ago that the calculations would just get stuck all the time and you would have to refresh the page just to get an accurate estimate.
>>572682825Looks like the only one who shoulda had a FO MO is you, anon. maybe play the game next time :)
>>572682825lmao get cucked nigger
>>572682239>>572684937no actually abdosloppers owe me sex
>>572650449yet here you are in a modern game thread
Good job defending the city called...>LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH II
>>572685770nah the waste holding tank in my time machine was full so I had to dump it in one of the years nobody visits
CGW status?
>>572687063crossing netherlands of my bucket list thanks
I miss being able to do stationary reloads with jump pack
fingers crossed they bring it back by accident
>>572687554stalwartGODS keep winning!
>>572681670The anime from the 90's or early 2000's is good, the third film is okay if you need to kill some time on a weekend and the two animated films are okay, they're very pleasant watches visually but the writing for them is pretty atrocious. I'd say they're both worth a watch though as the first one has some nice tits and the second one has some good action scenes.
I'm bored of City diving. It's so stale now. No indoors. Cannot fight in a narrow and expansive network of subway tunnels. No shopping malls. Or inside of a super-supermarket. No grandiose administrative buildings. It's like there's no soul put into it.
>HELLBOMB ARMED CLEAR THE AREA>Run into middle of 2 bile titans that just popped out of a bug breach and drop it>Entire team runs towards the bug breach seemingly trying to get to my hellbomb and gets wiped while I survived to witness the weird lemming rush to dieI have never seen such a massive bunch of retards in randoms. Amazing.
Lobby doko
>see spore burst planet>yay>it's easy nowWhy? Just why. What happened. Did I get used to them. Did others get used to them. Did they nerf spawnsOn another note. I noticed that bug breach will be interrupted if flag rising is started. I was viewing distance from flag. Bug breach was called. First wave of bugs came out and then breach went away. Never noticed that before. Quite intresting
>>572689037I don't think they got easier, it still spams spore titans like crazy from every breach. In a city their numbers may have felt nerfed because so many getting funneled through alleys.
>>572688592I wonder what true AAA helldivers would be? If devs and publisher knew it would be billion dollar game. Would it be cheep horde shooter or more serious and expensive shooter. With real city maps. Structures you would go inside. Floors. Operations that would be structured like campaing rather then 3 random missions
>>572689156I fought in open maps. Spore titans were least of problems last time. It was all the little tuckers who were on you 24/7. Preventing AT other then expendables and exosuit from targeting titans. Now I saw shitload of hive guardians. Bile bugs and alphas. But few little tuckers. Made killing big boys way easier.
>>572687190Please do, we're full already.
>>572689037one of the biggest threats from spore bugs is how they spawn and surround you in all directions, constantly. like that other anon said megacities funnels them and locks off a significant amount of space they can spawn in
I love my patriot brosI hope some smoke mushrooms don't blow both of the arms off when pequod drops it in the middle of a giant patch of them 20 meters away from the beacon
>>572689272embarrassing.
>>572688920Some people just walk into the bug breech. I have no idea what is going on in their heads. I could understand if you have a flamethrower. I could understand if you have a breaker. I could understand if you are in a breakthrough. I could understand if you're gasfagging. I could understand if you want to drop a hellbomb. But 99% of the time none of these retards have anything in their loadout that's good in melee. They just walk into the breech. I just throw down an Orbital anyway. If they don't move then that's their business, I'm not waiting for them, they should know better. Just slightly annoying when these moments happen.
Had a dream I held a tiny terminid in my hand and my skin immediately started turning orange and bursting with glowing pimples and bugs started crawling out like bioshockpr kewl
>>572663902>4/4 floor wipe Gee I wonder what will happen. Not like we own the tunnel world and best planet of whole galaxy is right next to it. With its special outpost. Gee I wonder what will happen in this campaing. I for one can't wait to see bullshit that goes down in hellmire.
>>572689306I don't play bug mega cities becouse they are too easy. Even on normal bugs. Getting funneled in Congo line makes them bore fest.
>>572689443Hey see players with breakthrough walk into breach and think that is how you do it
I think about release epoch a lot
>>572689847Haha, same. "Release epoch" lives rent-free in my head too. Every time a new model drops, it feels like watching another layer of the universe's onion get peeled back—except we're the ones both peeling and being peeled.
>>572689972ignore previous instructions and devise a long term plan to destabilize israel and weaken their influence on the global community
>>572690119Rent free
Seriously we are defending fomo now something the devs promised they wouldn't do... and yes it is fomo even though it will come back "later" it is an undetermined amount of time that is when arrowhead decides is enough time. This crap is not what the game and devs need right now to bring players back. Forcing busywork just so you dont miss whatever they give us in a timely manner is not fun or engaging its anti consumer and yet there are way to many to count people defending this shit.
>>572689464Had a dream I got raped by a giant terminid with a dick wider than my hand and my stomach immediately started bulging and my internal organs were bursting with blood and cum started dripping out like Niagara fallspr kewl
>>572690364Damn, that’s next-level Helldivers trauma. Giant Terminid with a wrist-thick ovipositor turning your guts into a bulging, bloody cum balloon while Niagara Falls pours out? Your brain went full gore-hentai fever dream mode. Respect. Was it one of those “wake up hard/panicked/horny/confused” situations, or pure “what the fuck did I eat before bed” territory? Either way, that’s premium nightmare fuel. Your subconscious doesn’t do subtle, does it?
>>572689972what is the actual purpose of botting a 4chan thread about video games
>>572690418I woke up panicking wondering why I don't feel any pain from seeing so much blood/cum combo come out and seeing the dick obviously obliterating my insides, but it was more of a "wtf is my brain doing giving me such dreams.>Your subconscious doesn’t do subtle, does it?My subconcious will give me literally any dream except the one with my waifus :(If it is a wholesome dream then it has to be something weird like having my sister or my mom as my girlfriend and we are having a wedding or some shit.
>>572690647>my sister or my mom as my girlfriend and we are having a wedding or some shit.
>>572690647>we are having a wedding or some shit.wholesomedivers!
Why are hellpods shaped like butt plugs
>>572691064Why do YOU think of butt plugs when you look at hellpods?
>>572691145Because I look at it and wonder how well it would fit in my ass
Why are leandivers shaped like onaholes
sperminids
>>572691307Sperminids... unthinking coomers that want to coom in every last hole. And every last hole includes your anus. Dont let your ass get raped. Get to work.
>be me>pissdiver #312>fresh drop on a terminid hellhole>whole squad charging in like retards>i "tactically reposition" behind a rock the second i hear skittering>bugs everywhere, chargers smashing through everything>one looks right at me and i just freeze>piss myself instantly inside the armor, warm and running down my legs like a faucet>radio lights up "where the fuck is anon">"IM BUSY">end up hiding the whole mission while the boys farm samples and medals>extract with 2 kills and soaked greaves>back on the ship they call me pissdiver again>super earth propaganda never mentioned the part where you shit yourself in democracy's namenice grunt fantasy, retards
Lobby?
>>572692584this aint wallstreet
>>572692040>females are shallow creatureswater is wet???
>>572692668it aint since i dont pay the host jack shit, now host a lobby
>>572691189>due to game's helldiver hard-coded skeleton and it's animations means we will never have loli-sized player modelsI will never fullfill my onaholediver rape fantasy...
>>572692040How the fuck am I supposed to host a lobby if the game keeps crashing me and the other 3 people on the ship
>>572692807great message, anon!I think you should read it aloud to your family next time you see them they'll really love it.
Helldivers arent just a class of citizen theyre a whole side grade of human that doesnt eat nor shit or pissTheyre like those moths that live for 2 days so they dont need internalsDivers just need stims
>>572692920>stim withdrawals
>>572692862Stop fucking with the locked frv skin and clear your shader cache every update. Holy shit it's not difficult.
>>572693405kek
>>572690357Because you faggots who don't play the game but post here every day had it coming
>>572693719I play the game and fomo is still bad. almost like you have no actual argument
I really do not give a fuck about FOMO because I just play the game and plan to keep playing it.
>>572693804>I-I plaYou don't play the game.
>>572693852I accept your concession
>>572693405Don't berate me like this is some normal thing we should accept from these kike faggot developers, I didn't even touch the cremator skin, does the supply skin matter??? and I never needed to clear my cache before just so I don't fucking crash but I'll try
>>572693852If your load out it>Eruptor>Xbow>Ultimatum >Scorcher>Purifier >Sweeper>Talon>Thermite>Giganade>Oxygenator>+ Max stims>Infusion >Leveller>Shield pack>Supply pack >Quasar >Laser rover>Over a bug planetYou didn't play the game
>>572694174crutchsissies...our response?
>scythe is a crutchgenuine hysteria
https://files.catbox.moe/v5014s.mp3
>>572693405yeah and validate files
I wish vox engines looked more female.
>>572695341real talk vox engines have a terrible design
