Our developers literally don't play video games and need to be fired EditionPrevious: >>572605795>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSMay 21 Upscaling Support: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/666114279352566049May 21 Warhammer 40k Legendary Warbond Announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRQi00kCST8June 5 Planet Warfronts, Ship Upgrades, Progression Changes: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668367347548946858>LATEST PATCHESJune 9: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/668367347548947961June 16: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/676249280988579951
FIRST FOR ROBUTT
>>572720083I want to rape all robutt posters
Kill and behead robutt posters
>>572719962>Our developers literally don't play video games and need to be fired Editionhttps://www.reddit.com/r/magicka/comments/1tm8xts/after_13_years_i_reverseengineered_magicka_to/When gross negligence hits corporate sabotage tier
>>572720083Robutt is a cute!
>mfw i join (You)r lobby as 4th and it crashes
>Limited to 3
Is the new gun available
>>572720685Only for participants (not you)
>just play the game bro>*crashes + black infinite loading screen*
>>572720083>>572720129>>572720327kill yourself
Already got all my stinky medals I'll wait for the bond to drop
>>572719962Boydiver status?
>>572720759It's too hot to lobby doko so after contributing at the start of the MO I've just been playing New Vegas. Old games don't crank the puter to full.
>>572721010Pawdiver status instead?
>>572720083kill yourself jeet
Exosuits are too overpowered now.
Do you think this game would be more enjoyable if it had named lobbies like in Deep Rock Galactic? It seems like a lot of frustration comes from different types of players interacting because it's hard for them to sort themselves.
>>572722136It's actually good for the game that Exosuits are immune to damage from bugs. Now exosuit players can stand around in a giant horde of bugs and take no damage.
>>572722136You lost nerf tranny
>>572722136tank and mechs will never be overpowered because the ammo supply is limited
>>572720083Nigdiver status?https://files.catbox.moe/3eic25.jpg
Heard something about a supply FRV which made me want to play again. I see people use it on youtube but I don't see it ingame. What gives?
>>572722418That doesn't matter too much since you'll always have enough for all the objectives. For the tank it's fine since your mobility is worse and requires two people to work with, but an exosuit only needs one player that lets them solo entire bot waves with little consequence.
>>572722418This.
>>572720968You first
content doko warbond doko
>>572722680Needs a bigger whiter cock.
>>572723805I'm starting to think you're more interested in the penis than you ever were in the coal robot
>>572721010>>572721503>>572720968
>>572722680make a version without the dick
It would be funny if there was a daily challenge for 50sc. But it involved finishing 3 missions with gems chosen for challenge.It would make people to use less used gems. It would increase challenge of game itself. When you would have randoms with smoke. Ems. Tesla tower. Arc thrower and other shit like that.
>>572724394s-s-sorry...
>>572724267No, what now, fagboi?
>>572722418The shield mech can slap ass on everything in the bot front except titans and roaches indefinitely
>>572724645>fagboibut enough about you
>>572724169And? Is the cock going to be bigger and whiter or not?
I'm tired of the gas spam already
>>572719892gg drivedivers
>>572724774probably notyou can only make a dick so large before it goes into hyper territory
>>572724782Brahmin divers
>>572721479>my cool, comfy home is meltagunning yuropGood.
>>572724854What would make the Supply FRV more awesome is if we were able to use a Resupply to refill the trunk, and whenever it blows up any remaining resupply uses get tossed into the debris and can be picked up and used.
Soup or Earth?
>>572725397why is your game so ugly
So you play Helldivers 2 huh? Name 5 crashes.
>>572724395You don't play the game enough if you think randomizing stratagems is all it takes to make the game harder
>>572725397>blocks ur path
>>572725485the dropship crashthe helmet preview while in hellpod crashthe host migration chaincrashthe electricity-based weapon crashthe stratagem dupe crashthe player entity overload crash
>>572724395not everyone owns all gems so this is extremely bad for new players who NEED the SC to buy new bonds.never ever become a game designer.
>>572722691was a genuine question btw. After some googling it looks like I'm boned. Apparently the unlock was time gated? what the fuck.
>>572724782>take heavy gas armor >every gas cloud becomes free real estateThank you Sweden for reminding me how based brapdiving is.
>>572725845why weren't you playing the game?if you quit again now you'll miss the weapon as well.
>>572725397You got a clip of me picking up your flag and your dog promptly executing me?
>>572725845you can pick it up in the next warbond for just 1000, stop being greedy
>>572721010plap
>>572725397commando chad>>572726195don't pet my dog NIGGER
>>572726142>why weren't you playing the game?traveling, then played some other games. There are many games to play. I'm used to returning to HD2 every few months and grind the new warbonds. This is the first time I've been denied something. I'm not pleased at all. I'm actually baffled they would do something this FOMO after all the (imo) bad FOMO allegations.
>>572726416Are there people that really play ONLY to grind? I haven't unlocked anything in like 100 hours of playtime because I don't care about the warbonds I don't have.
>>572715847>It makes sense if you play in d6.Not really.Diggers for example were designed to make you use explosive weapons, plasma or medpen maybe.All of which already are meta choices on almost all factions and sub-factions.I believe the idea that AH balances by vibes alone, with zero thought how it will impact anything.
>>572725430wduym
>>572726195>>572726605dutch shitskin tranny moment
>pigrunesoink oink
>>572726714bro thinks he's playing need for speed
>>572726587>Are there people that really play ONLY to grind?I don't like grinding, but the game requires grinding to unlock the content. So I do it. I just want to play with the content, but now I can't. Not cool :(
>>572726605>medpen>metaholy shitter self report
Do you even need to actually play a game or two, or is it enough to just log in during every MO?
>complete the whole operation and was hoping I certainly would kill atleast 10 of them by then>0 killed>they don't spawn on spore bugsoh well guess I will just be skipping this PO then
>>572727105they spawn on spore bugs
>>572727105They always spawn in hiveworlds if you leave them long enough.
>>572725735Don't include warbond gems. Simple as. You sound like fun in parties
>>572727105They spawn when theres a nestJust did one
>>572725582Game is piss easy. Only thing that makes game hard is shitty team mates. Play more if you think game is hard as it is
>>572727834not everyone owns all non-warbond gems.you sound retarded.
Im a shitter and im proud
>>572728046If you don't own every free gem. You shouldn't think about sc. Galactic war. MO or everything else then dropping down and playing.
I just like burning stuff 2bdesu. Bugs, bots, squids, doesn’t matter.
I took a break last night and started jerking it at 3am, just finished because my dick hurt and realised it's nearly 6pmLoadouts for this feel?
>>572725735it could just give you the gems until you clear the missionwould be a nice way to "trial" shit for new players
>>572728519PurifierTalonShield NadesRailgun/EpochOrbital LaserGatling BarrageEagle SmokeATE
>clinician and bonesnapperplenty of them>butcher and trench paramedicyou see them every now and thenbut physicianI haven't seen anyone wearing the physician in so long it's not even funnythe alpha commander reskin sure, but physician? nuh uh
is it just me or is anyone else seeing stratagem launchers attached onto mechs
>>572730010crisp gamespecs?
>>572729625they all look like complete shit, I'm surprised I ever see any of them
Best place to find Stalkers easily?Past 2 games everyone just killed the lair before I could kill 2Ill even go to D4
>chasing personal orderswtf?
>>572730010>stratagem launcherswhere i don't see it
>>572730090native TAA on ultra with a 4070DLSS causes too much frame smearing
>>572730365I know autists have trouble with different info but not everyone is a lvl 150 tard
>>572730549no one gives a shit about anything you have to say until you're at least lvl 150cry about it
>>572730667Don't care for an autists opinion
>>572730010New bugIt shows up at randomDisappears sometimes tooI imagine it's destructable like mech armsSome poor intern was probably fucking around with it and AH told him to knock it off and forgot to turn it off
>>572730996so why can't they justyknowenable it
So this video showed up earlier on my youtube reccs for some reason, it's from feb 2024 and seems to imply the exo suits we got were actually intended to be an automaton enemy at some pointWhat's the deal with that?
>>572731394there's no code supporting it yet because they're retarded and don't know how to make it without having the diver peek out
>>572724854you are a bigger man than i am because i would've shot his clown ass out of the skie
>>572726709gucci slippers moment
>>572730136bonesnapper is cute and clinician has the largest set of buttocks in vanilla game
>>572731748That's all well and good, but I dont want the tranny toothpaste pastel colors
what's the point in playing spore burst if you're just gonna bring all lasers, fire, and gas? boring fags playing this game
>>572732112Fire is kino and you are a glittery gay gorilla nigger
>>572731394Because stratagem launchers on mechs are a bad idea.
>>572732112wait is fire more effective against spore strain?since when?
>>572732473Since always
>>572732349>
>>572732112How am I supposed to have fun if I don't take the strongest possible stratagems? I almost died on my last mission, and I'm not risking that again. I fucking love the ultimatum and I love having no challenge on the hardest difficulty.
>>572732557I never knewI guess my psychiatrist was right, I am retarded
What if C4 + supply car
>>572732827to be fair most people only found out about it when the new forest worlds dropped and they used the cremator
>>572732112>>572732738samefag
>quickplay>solonigger supply FRV lobby>literally just walk around doing nothing the whole gameHoly shit this is fucking boring, fucking runfaggots
lmaoing at ur lyf, fagget.
C4 should have double the ammo and should not need weapon mode switch for detonating.
>>572733430youtubers actually make thousands of dollars a month? He does not even have 300k subscribers.
>>572733842He only has a combined revenue of 5k in that image. Hes delusional. Just like his balance and game design takes.
What if the next warbond is Chemical Agents 2?
572733430Buy a fucking ad.
>>572734170If they could unfuck the Sterilizer that’d be swell
>>572733430I'm not a floor pissing tranny but listening to this guy complain at everything that doesn't go exactly to plan is grating so I get it
>>572733430Why does that faggot use epstien-coded profile pics all the time? I'm waiting for the inevitable grooming scandal
>>572734956you sound like a discord swigger worshipper that burns ohdough pics and calls him a terrorist
>>572728115we know gucci
Post spore burst strain loadouts to prove you play the game, /hdg/
>>572734170Next bond is Warhammer 40k. Hope you have 1500 SC.
Is it just me or have the spore bugs spawns been insane on cities? Gets to a point where the frames get affected
>>572733430>"Complaining have cost me">Keeps complaining
>>572735528Has there been any indication of what weapons will be in it?
>>572735558The bounce off walls more and it affects shit
>Haven't played since Mecha Suits warbond>Install>Join random Difficulty 10 run>Bugs>Mission lasted 20 minutes >Didn't see a single charger >Saw about 3 Bile Titans What the fuck happened? I didn't want enemy spawns to be neutered. I just wanted my off meta guns and stratagems (gas and smokes) to be buffed.
>>572733842I used to follow a fairly popular Let's Player about a decade and a half ago, back when the payment system and YT algorithm were different. Most LPers signed contracts with organizing companies to facilitate their content promotion and the like, and according to him he was paid roughly minimum wage (back before the $15/hr minimum) for his work. I imagine that it's even worse now unless you have multiple millions of subscribers and leverage the YT members system.>>572734079He isn't even unpopular because he criticizes the game, all of the major YTers do that too and they still get followers and traction. He's just a braindead moron with terrible opinions and who sucks at the game, he only got as far as he did by getting in on the ground floor when the game first came out and everyone else was scrambling to become a big HD2 influencer. The last time I bothered to pay attention to him he still thought the game should be balanced around solo play, if he's still like that then no fucking wonder his channel is dying. Thank fuck most of those are gone now, including Er*vin, and I can't wait for the same to happen to him.
>>572735773Chainsword probably (hopefully)
>NOOOO SAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE BOOMSTICK SAAARR YOU ARE CRUTCH USER SAAAAAR LOW IZZAT BENCHODI love big explosions. Cry me a river, nigger.
i got some marshmallowsdo you like marshmallows /hdg/
>>572735525>Cremator>Cookout>Crisper>Incendiary Impact nades>Eagle Napalm>Napalm Barrage>Flame Sentry>Heatseeker ArmorMy team can close bug holes. I’m here to burn breaches and patrols.
>>572736087sure
>>572736270I like your thinking anon.
Anyone feel squishy as fuck when wearing the light oxygenator armor? I feel like I don't die as much and as easily when wearing other light armors
>>572736270It was a pleasure to burn.
>>572735730you can tell he needs money because he's been putting in hours on twitch just playing the game
melee system rework when?
>hmm I'll use the free gas mines to keep these pesky patrols off my back!>one enemy steps on a mine>every last enemy on the entire map now knows my exact position and starts running at metrue realismmines were famous for telepathically telling the victim and all his friends who exactly laid it and where he is. this is why WW2 mine layers famous wore tinfoil hats to stop the mines from relaying their position to the enemy.
>>572737985Never. Shoot the fucking bugs.
>>572737985hopefully nevermeleefags are insufferable
lobby doko
>dying while wearing light oxygenatorjust move you retarded frogtroon
>>572740975>not reading the post>post saying dies lessjust quote the post you fucking moron
lobby steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241646505173/76561198088743
>>572740941jesus christis that edited?
>just quote the -ACKKKK
>>5727414272/4
>>572741505No. That is the whitest man in america.
obsessed
>See ohdough uploaded a new video>Make a prediction hes dead on the floor with no reinforcements and complaining about something>Skip ahead>hes dead on the floor and complaining about something
>>5727414273/4
>>572741427FVLL ALIVE GAME
Nobody cares about your eceleb obsession you shitskin tranny
>>572741427alive and fvll
>>572742632you're a big guy
>see anon making a post about his youtube bf again>make prediction that he’s a retard faggot>he sucks cock and is retardedYeah
Nobody said anything about sucking cocks anon but if thats what youre into then I wont judge
>body type: american
>>572742718>>572743296You are both passive-aggressive middle-aged women. Please kill each other now.
>>572743351>Mtf body type
>>572743351and that's just the lean option!
>>572743404No. Now what
>>572743568Let's fuck or something. We're all fags here.
>>572743650Come to think of it being killed doesn’t sound half bad
>>572743650I'm notwhy does everyone call me gay all the time
>>572743865Don't worry baby, I'll be extra rough>>572743908Because you jerk off to boys
>>572742668>>572742668>>572742668>>572742668
>>572744316what did you go and do that for?
>>572744538How many >>(You)'s are in that post
>>572744538For real?
Day 15 of not playing this game
>>572744760How many days left till you hang yourself?
>>572745209We may never know, anon. I intend to live forever
>disconnected>disconnected>crashedI vill not play the game today
>>572745602:(>>5727414273/4
>>572744760You go, xixter.
conscript fantasy game btw
>troon makes ritualistic shitpost for 15 days>still can't find anyone to take xheir side>now multiple anons are shitting on xhem each time xhey pop back updamn I almost feel bad now lol
>>572741427fvll
>>572747042>a shotgun loaded with incendiary buckshot invalidates this somehow
>>572741427shit fucking game
>add 2 planets with a new biome to the squid front>2 weeks later start exostorms on one of the new planets>bug mo so community will ignore it>new planet they just added will be lost to the void and unplayableWhat is this strategy called?
im so tierd of the sweden code
>>572741427>game constantly freezing up>finnally crashes>won't even open back upsasuga sweden sorry guys
>>5727414272/4 new lobby steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241653092224/76561198088743
>>572748913being a useless retarded swigger is what it's called
>>572748913>What is this strategy called?is called we are mad that we had to work on our golden goose so we will be spiteful bastards
>>572749280lobby closed
>>572741427>>572749280GGs
>pick d4>drop in>no stalkers???????
>>572750489save your sanity and just ignore the PO bro.even if you do find them thay appear in groups of 2 every 10 minutes its a waste of time
sorry for not playing with you guys today the game was very swiggety today
>>572750558yeah, fuck this
>>572731457automatons are a can of worms altogether, so much scrapped concept art
>>572722136They could have their turning speed reduced IMO
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241656458024/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>572731457I mean exosuites were already a thing in HD1. Its supposed to look like it's coming to the rescue.
>>5727533842/4
that's a man
>tranime lobbyit's time...
>>572753926>Limited to actual game players
>>5727533842/4 still, join
>>572753384Meal time gomenosorry
>>572754352Torcher my beloved
>>572753384full>>572754531its fine, i know the divorce hit you pretty hard i feel4u
>>572753384failed
>>572721479>Euros really still think it's NA that's causing heatwaves of this scale and not China.Euros have to be the most braindead people on this planet besides Africans, which is no wonder since Europe is becoming Northern Africa anyway.
>Stretch a single warbond content as MO rewards for an entire yearWowzer at least the MO becomes more meaningful now huh
You fucking chud assholes weren't supposed to win 4 defenses in a row like that. You got lucky with the DSS charging up heavy ordinance distribution and I forgot to account for that in setting up the defense stats. As punishment for deviating from the intended narrative, the squids will now take away one of your new biome planets. Get fucked and don't ever defy me again.
>>572754352Flamethrowers in general are stupid strong now.
>>572756526How factual is this?
>>572756863It checks out.Izzat must flow.
Knight is probably the best spore strain primary that isn't torcher
Stop trying to justify your purchase.
>>572757357I don't need to try, it's the most justified purchase EVAR. kills everything fast as fuck, you can run and gun and it's perfect for sweeping little faggot scavs that are trying to race you
>>572757089But I don't have a knight because I didn't get the pay piggy edition.
>>572739943>Never shoot the fucking bugsgot it, throw orb nap and run away
>>572748913It's called "You tards asked for content, here is the content. Now fight to keep it around."
>>572748868>incendiary buckshotdragons breath actually and the front post sight is halfway down the rail only a retarded conscript would set it up this way >>6187726
>>572761991>>>/wsg/>>6187726
ded thred ded gaem
>>572761991>>>/wsg/6187726
>>572761991It isn’t dragon’s breath, you shit-smeared retard of a nigger.
J4 is a fucking newb
>>572762531mb still sights are niggerigged
>>572753384ggz frens, I am the one who drives
>>572761991that's cuz the iron sights attachment always has the same distance between them cuz swedes are lazy and want to swap it on any gun no matter how long the rail isalso helldivers are volunteers
>>572762531>it's not dragons breath>its actually dragons breathretard kekkyLMAO
>>572763213dragons breath is magnesium
>>572763213
I still think the Illuminate walkers are poorly-designed.
>>572763669I've never actually seen them ingame
>>572762990Your driving sucks, shitskin.
Lobby doko? Lobby koko? Lobby soko?steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241664575643/76561198040375859
>>572762990Your driving rocks, whiteboy.
>>572763669They are? I just magdump them at max RPM with my MMG and they fold easily. Not my problem that other players are retards and bring weapons that don't deal with this subfaction the right way.
>>572764632Gaped shitskin cope
appropriators reminding me how miserable it is to use the maxigun
I haven't played in a while, what do you mean the FRV variants are fomo and you can't get them anymore
>>5727643363/4 Here's a lust-provoking image to bribe a 4th
>>572764336FVLL
>>572765303wait for your turn sweaty
>>572764832Take the max rpm MMG + recoil reduction armour pill instead. Maxigun is absolutely cucked by no ammo and the stupid fucking TF2 heavy rev up shit.
>>572765391blue board motherfucker
>>572753384ggs
>>572764663I mean that I think they look retarded and only serve to make the faction aesthetic worse. They're also too large for how common they are, visually speaking. Leads to them clipping with other enemies nearby constantly.
>>572763213Kill yourself noguns
>>572764832>>572766253Lower the difficulty
>>572766826Play the game
>>572766523LARPmaxxing today I see
>>572767060See : >>572766826
>>572756863pure schizo projection
>>572766826>>572767060>>572767130I love modern 4chinz
>>572766826Why?
The trident is the trident?I thought they'd fuck it up somehow
>>572767580miraculous I Knownow they just need to go back and FIX THE FUCKING SICKLE
>>572767097>is a wrong, gay, dumb retard>hurrr ur larpinWhatever, faggot.
do flashbangs work on squid mechs?
>>572767580if the fucked up the sickle AND the trident AH headquarters would catch enough bricks to build a second office
>>572767873stun primaries like the pacifier do so i don't see why not
Why isn't the blob sending the DSS to ACK-amar with its orbital blockade thats active for 11 hours to block the invasion from that planet?Are they/we stupid?
>>572767805>bawwwwwww I hate u bawwwwww u mean!!!!!Concession accepted, LARPer. GG no re.
>>572768451Go ahead and show us some phosphorous pellet-based dragon’s breath shotgun shells, you absolute apenigger
>>572768386Orbital blockade only stops a new attack from originating from the planet it's on. It has no effect on attacks that have already started. It's damn near useless.
