Heart of the cardshttps://www.dota2.com/darkcarnival>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>574041556
dotards
Buff Hoodwink
i don't even have the energy to grind the event on this shit ass patch....
>>574354363What
Nigma really got a train ran on them nasty work
>>574354363I evolved past being a dotard I ascended higher
When is valve buffing timber? he lost both his facets and nothing in return
>>574354363yeah dotard?
>>574355445Next gameplay patch with whatever gimmick they add
>>574355313you scaled the wall?
sex with hoodwink
>>574355696I became the wall
THERE ARE TOO MANY ADS ON TWITCH, I get a 30-60 second pre-roll ad, and then right after that another 30-60 seconds of ads. I can't even mute the stream while ads or playing or it PAUSES the ads. I have to keep taking off my headphones, what a joke!
>>574355727She's going to get together with Slark during the event, they're both around the same size
>>574356505Use YouTube
The pain...
>>574356604Slark is for Tresdin's futa cock
>>574356604Post all the Hoodwinks please
>>574356505this is the future you chose, the future of fallible capitalist trash world
>>574357420There's too many of them, they're on the wiki I think or you can get them from the game files
>>574357652>There's too many of themI disagree, there's not enough of them also I'm miffed that we didn't get the sleeping one for the showcase or the "I'm a little squirrel" line as a spammable emote
guysunironically right nowserious postI'm being seriousdon't laughdon't act like this isn't important because it isit really is importantit isok?it just isI think I'm going to die soonmy right ear is filled with wax so much that once I tried cleaning it with a swab it became blocked I could barely even hear anythingeven right now I still can't really hear at full capacity in my right ear because of thisshould I call a doctor? I didn't clean my ears before that for longer than two yearsguys please respond am I going to survive this? is it over? I think it might be over for me right now
>>574358490go to the doctor and get your ears cleaned out you filthy deaf retard
>>574358490Get one of those water blowing things and blow it in your ear
>>574358618wouldn't that ruin my ears forever though? Aren't ear canals like super sensitive or whatever?
>>574356505twitch is dead, only stupid people still watch streams in 2026, the good old days of justin.tv and fun broadcasters are long gonejust watch stuff on youtube instead if you really want to watch it
>>574358661No, I flush my ears like once a month because I produce prodigious amounts of earwax. It's not dangerous unless you do something extremely wrong.
>>574358794you seem really jaded anon
>>574358490go to your doctor to get meds that soften the wax for them to remove itdon't know if any surgery is necessary unless like something is infected
>>574358794>fun broadcasters are long goneCounterpoint.
>>574359151I'm not, it's just true, feel free to disprove it talking about your favorite streameruniverse playing disney songspeak artour playing with 400 apmbeesa teaching the game while he plays and answering all questionseven ee with his retarded anime musicthose were far better than what you have today, washed up artour with no passion, ironic racism with mason and bulldog, singsing the variety streamer, all trash
>>574360026Take me back
>>574360026>peak artourlmaonothing better than some wigger retard playing nigger music + he was always shit
LOSS QUEUE IS REAL
>SK going 2 and 20 and ruining the game for everyone>ACTION TAKEN>pos 5 zeus rushing aghs shard refresher>ACTION TAKENClearly my reports carry a lot of value.
Where's the patch lazy Valve, shit TI is in less than a month
>>574361664e patch doesnt drop until after ti
>>574360026beesa, playing the carry
>sumail announces retirement>gets bodied at EWCOne last stomp at TI king?
>>574365934he's been getting bodied for 10 years straight now, peaked too early for his own goodEG (artour) sabotaged his career pretty bad tho, there were like 3 TIs were he was the only good player in that team and they killed his chances
So, yesterday, I was in the park with [girlfriend's name], and told her about the beautiful 3 storylines that so neatly joined themselves together in that one game. 1) The 2 Lycan offlanes on my team that got *absolutely mogged* by the literal same carry player a week apart. 2) The string of 4 or so Vengeful Sprits offlane/carries that just fucking SHIT THE BED. SHIT THE BED. Every single fucking time. Terrible feeder tier scores, no items, no impact, nothing. To the point where I stopped even taking it as a tabula rasa hero, I got superstitious as FUCK. And 3) the Pudges who can't hit a single fucking hook.All culminated in one perfect ultimate game where all of those things happened at the same time, the Pudge mid, the Vengeful Spirit carry, the Lycan offlane — and every single one of these did their thing, like a symphony of total failure. I spent a role queue token to be there, I *wanted* to be a support, and I ended up a support to *this*. I genuinely euthanized the game when I realized that all of those three players demasked themselves as agents of fate. I thought: "I euthanize.", though, of course, the game would have ended quite quickly on its own as well. I was furious with the universe, but happy that the story was over. Like, imagine if that was a book and the three heroes' separate journies merge together at the end into one finale, and the villain is slain.No, this Vengeful Spirit leprosy is here to fucking stay, I'll never be rid of it. Had the same fucking nigger VS carry this time as well. I went 3/0 in lane, went 5/0, I think, and was ready to start doing moves, I was glad that the enemy carry had no fucking support, and was laughing inside at how surely — whatever reason the support had for being absent, for sure, in their mind, they felt that this reason was more important than supporting their fucking carry — BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT IT WAS.1/2
>>574366387He was absolutely severed from any sort of farm, but my very own cancer nigger of a carry VENGEFUL SPIRIT managed to go 0/4, and at the post-game screen, I can see score of 3/12/7. I feel my brain vessels strain and bulge even now when I remember that glimpse of the inventory with ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Specialist's Array, boots, and NOTHINGGGGGGGGG, as the Tiny, so thoroughly shoo'd from any farm, waltzed around with boots of his own, Shadow Blade, and Echo Sabre. What the FUCK. I swear, there's some fucking brain parasites in whatever 3rd country shithole these VS players come from. A demented form of toxoplasmosis that draws them to fucking feed in their respective core roles and do NOTHING ELSE, like a mouse captured by the scent of cat piss — docile and tasty.And not even to say shit about my fucking DARK SEER mid who... I don't know, was he even griefing? Like, he wasn't joining shit and was in the enemy back jungle, so I assume so, at some point, but who fucking cares, man, you're gonna see maybe one Dark Seer mid in a thousand of games, and he's going to be a useless piece of shit like this one has been, and that's gonna be the end of it. But Vengeful Spirit cores, man, I'm about to jump out of my fucking skin here.The yelp I made when I realized the VS did *not* pick Spectre that he'd been hovering over in the draft — that he replaced an actual carry with literal smelling walking piece of shit. That was pure betrayal. I might just walk down mid now when I see one.Thankfully, my girl made pizza.2/2
Don't worry. /d2g/ will find a way to blame nonfeeders for feeder teammates.It's the schizo way.
>>574361308I'm convinced that this doesn't actually mean anything and that the players are never actually punished because if it's true then 90>% of my reports go through and that's literally impossible.
>>574367326Looking at your report and throwing it in the trash is technically an action
I wish Valve handed out permabans like Riot does.So they have to make a new account. At least make it harder for griefers to play. Do something.
>>574367851the only problem is that steam accounts are actually worth something while whatever else riot games uses is literally worthless so it's not even remotely similar
>>574367851They permabanned my alt account that I played random heroes on in unranked because playing with my friends on my main gave us shit matches due to mmr difference.Just waiting for all the account buyers and rusnigs to get banned, any day now surely.
>>574365934sumail has already retired once so who cares
>>574367951Bans from Dota aren't bans from Steam. The two are separate.
I don't know the answer...if you're matching somebody in a lane as they keep shoving the wave into your tower, but your team is crying about you not being in the BROOL, who is wrong?in Deadlock it's obvious, catch waves crashing into towers and avoid the random brools, in Dota I'm too rusty to know.
https://youtu.be/96bAgG5jRDI?t=943Refute this
>>574370424if you get banned hard enough it can extend to steam
>>574371314the game looked so much more fluid back then, also helps that theres not 1000 cosmetics
>>574371802it had to be fluid like that since you were constantly panning to make up for the obtuse ui
>>574358490>my right ear is filled with wax so much that once I tried cleaning it with a swab it became blocked I could barely even hear anythingdon't use swabs to clear your ears but don't waste time by going to the doctor eitherjust tilt your head to the side and pour hydrogen peroxide in the blocked ear and wait a few minutes, it'll clear outmatter of fact do this on both ears every month or so to make sure build up doesn't happen again. I had an issue like this of blocked ear due to wax a year ago for the first time ever and hydrogen peroxide cleared it. I even poured rubbing alcohol first to dry out the wax to the carbonated hydrogen peroxide would move it out faster
ALLOW ME TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SCEPTER!>I WANT TO HAVE CATA>I WANT MINI TORNADOES>I WANT VECTOR ICE WALLALLOW TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SHARDS>I WANT TO HAVE EMP PULL>I WANT RADIANCE GHOST WALK>I WANT SUNSTRIKE FORGE SPIRITSLET ME BUY NOTHING BUT AGHANIM
>>574372194this would be pretty cool ngl but broken
mgod jungling on pos 4 mirana at min 8
>>574373585>Spending 16.8k Alchemist and Invoker can become best friends. They will like doing Tormentor too
just climbed 4 ranks to crusader 4 this week
>>574376629congrats, it's never too late to git gud, in game and in life.
Vici vs BetBoom is hype. I could see Vici surprising people after today's performance against Falcons
how the fuck do I add a clip to my community page?I used the in-game replay clip recorder to save a clip.
>>574378209uploaded it to my youtube, linked my youtube to steam community, then embedded it from youtube.looks like you can only import screenshots and game recordings from the overlay, not from the in-game clipping tools. kind of stupid.
LD Aghs on the main hero is kinda retarded actually, I can see it being abused in the future if they just nerf the bear in the next patch.
>>574371262If you need the farm for an item, stay in lane and ignore team.If you're a carry who REALLY needs extra farm, stay in lane and ignore team.But if you can wipe the BROOL and get farm, go to the BROOL. But don't stay too long unless you're literally farming the kills non-stop and you have a powerspike. Assists are only like 50-100 gold each early game. Not worth your time, especially if your teammates are trying to "share" the creep wave.Can't get more specific without examples.
>>574381263once they remove the current broken aghs the hero is going right back to the dimly lit basement it crawled out of
>i'm a little squirrelLiterally diamonds.
secret new jakiro meta is this: you want to max liquid fire as it allows the most damage output over extended tiems
>>574381395it was a situation where the tower would've been deleted if I left, and maybe the second one too. they were all falling massively behind as well.
>>574381959I did that when it didn't cost mana. now I only do it when pos4, but I typically won't pick him for pos4.
>>574381959going 1-1-3 on lane has been the case for a year dotard this is why the hero was first picked every game in high mmr it was the designated lane rapist
patch dowkow
>>574367326Your griefing reports and replays are going straight to overwatch then multiple people review it and if common verdict is reached the guy you reported gets minus good boy points. Unless it's a straight violation like abandoning game or extremely obvious grief like just running it down mid with no items - the amount of good points lost is very little. So it does work, just not as impactful as you think. All people you report probably never go below 10k
>>574382071>>574371262This is where the strategy in "Real-Time Strategy" games comes into. You always do action with the biggest net-profit - if you look at easy lane and it's 3 retards pushing into your tower and you know that if you tp you will make tripplekill then you tp.If you look at easy lane and it's 2 retards on your team getting pushed under their tower and you know that if you tp you will just die instantly without helping anybody then you stay in lane. If the decision is between winning a teamfight or saving tier 1 tower then I would say winning a teamfight is generally better. Even with tier 2 it's more often than not better.
should I reinstall to play and get the candies every week? there's so much shit to play nowadaysdota is the best game ever but after I started having queue anxiety I slowly drifted away from it
>>574356604hell no i ship her with jugg, my personal otp
>>574361664dotards anymore good dota2 "creators" if you know what i mean
>>574385305Jugg is for Lanaya or Serina, why would he ever pick a squirrel
>>574385636only reliable sources are ai generated
I have found a new hero to spam and win mmr in my shitter pubs>Dominates most lanes>Free heals>Blink + Treads and you can kill anyone with the ult>Late game monster the enemy is afraid to hg you cuz ult and your % damage QPlease let me have this I swear to god if a patch comes out and nerfs her right before I've farmed substantial mmr
>>574386479she was even more op with recursive facet + old shard
>>574385636I don't know what you mean.
>>574386021weird pairing, personally? jugg&wr does it for me
>>574387121cute boy.
>>574386479play her mid?
>>574389891Not just Mid anon, she can Off and pos4, on 4 wins rn as we speak, Imma que again laterAnd honestly the best part of playing her? That fucking voice, music to my ears
>get megacreeps>push T4s>we wipe for strategic decisions I disagree with>buy back to defend our T4s>wipe the enemy team>go all the way back to their Ancient>die with half the team for strategic decisions I wouldn't have made while the enemy had a naked Ancient at 50% HP>remaining teammates just kind of keep doing their thing of running around and getting beat up instead of TP'ing out>they die>camera pans to the Ancient 10 metres away blowing up next to one solo siege creepI'm going to believe that they did that on purpose and it was totally planned. Genius move on their part distracting the enemy team from defending against megacreeps for that long. I never would've considered risking it. It was very close though. I can't imagine how I'd feel if it didn't work and they died for nothing and the enemy team got to push our base and win for free. Nope.
>1 picked broodI just love losing SO FUCKING MUCH I LOVE TO AUTOMATICALLY LOSE
Love useless nigger necro vacuuming up all the farm on the map.
>another asshole clenching game where my pos 1 and 2 are in a brain coma for 40mins >all t2s down>our ancient is exposed>our ancient is down to 1% (literally)>cores finally wake up >we winPic related is our ancient. Moral of the story: never give up and afk in jungle or fountain or alt+f4. You're underestimating how stupid the enemy team can be.
https://www.twitch.tv/helenaliveWe're in here.
>>574385636legioncummander
"I need to start switching stream to a different game, dota is lowkey dead"- Mason
>>574392543Helena you should show more ass and titties
>>574393157what other game masao play? i honestly cant imgaine that baldboi playing any other game not have i seen him play a different game
>>574393591Hes tried deadlock and didnt like it (He doesnt like shooters)
>>574393157He should finish dark souls 2Still stuck at the chariot lmaooo
>>574393157esports streamers have an even harder time turning into variety than other monogame streamers.nobody watches them for their personality.
This loss queue is insane.
>CUNNY AND FOIDS, CUNNY AND FOIDS
>>574395547>nobody watches them for their personality.THIS
"I'm so bored"dude is trapped streaming this shit game for the rest of his life
mason looking visibly older
>teammates all have 10+ deaths 30 minutes in>WHY AREN'T YOU FIGHTING WITH US!?!?lol i'm just here to farm. i like the sound the gold makes
>>574396770doesn't he always brag about his money?surely he has enough to retire?
>>574354193>happy to see a PTime getting into EWC>were going to face Vici gaming>match is suspended>opened investigations against PTime players due to possible 322>a day later there is no match and ECW gives Vici gaming the win by default>meanwhile PTime kicks out the players under investigation and are banned to participate in any EWC tournamentman... i guess my country is way beyond salvation at this point.
>>574397823subhumans will always be subhumansmore news at 11
>>574397018>we are behind>every lane lost>we lost every single teamfight so far>lets continue looking for fights, maybe this time it will work our differentlysuch is the mindset of an average dotard
thoughts /d2g/? are we in agreement?
>>574399232Grow up.
how is chipmunk girl meant to be played
>>574399469max bushwack, spam bushwack, be annoying, enjoy free mmr
>>574399232what makes you think lc will peg you but qop won't? (or just torture you to death with no snu snu at all)
I HATE LOSS QUEUE! FUCK YOU, VALVE NIGGERS, FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME!!
>>574393157you tried that before mason, no one cares about wow
>>574400052bro is still going octarine slark
>>574400319It's a build that works only if all 4 of my teammates aren't retarded. My bad.
>>574400052>2/2 as spectre>buys phylacteryI wonder why you lost
>>574400425>this build works I swear I just need all of my teammates to carry me then it works 10 out of 10 times
>>574387313Jugg and TA have actual canon past. Pic related is the true Dota OTP though. Even Valve referenced it.
>enemy team has a stable classic standard pick that wins games>we have dogshit youtube-inspired humble griefing picks with no carry hero>well at least we have sniper mid>check his items>phylactery and atos
>>574401062khanda sniper was really fun when it scaled on your damage, and then there was also shrapnel having the facet that turned it into a nuke.
Here's your carry bro
I HATE LOSS QUEUE! I HATE LOSS QUEUE! I HATE LOSS QUEUE!
>8 game winstreak>followed by 8 game loss streakdotards will defend this
>>574399232>WR>Focusfire>HandjobHow would that feel I wonder...
>>574376629congratulations dotard
I didn't know this was a thing.
I didn't know there was a warhammer collab. the sets look sick. got this one out of the chest.
>>574404969>warhammer collab>chaos marines>not for the chaos knightit's like when they had monster hunter collab and didn't have deviljho set
honestly it's comical at this point. I've lost 9 ranked games in a row because my retard teammates feed nonstop and are surprised we aren't winning team fights.I'm gonna queue game number 10 right now.
UNC Jakiro hereCan someone explain liquid fire vs liquid frost? I never understand which is best for which situation. I usually just liquid fire until shard because I'm an old head.
>>574406559You had zero impact and did nothing you clown
okay bros, in the situation of >Fight on other side of the map from you >You ping that your TP is on cooldown >Teammate pings you >You ping that your TP is still on cooldown >WHY AREN'T YOU TPING HERE RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OKAY KEEP PUSHING BOTTOM YOU FUCKING RETARD REPORTED What is it they expect you to do? If they call you retarded for being on the wrong side of the map in the first place, THAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT. But I mean specifically when they get mad at you for not magically teleporting with the TP scroll on cooldown. Or do they except you to abandon everything and walk across the map to a fight that will almost surely be over by the time you get there? I consider myself pretty bad at this game, but game mechanics are non-negotiable, I can't just ignore cooldowns, surely they know this. Is it just brown rage?
>>574396256im sure the aghs luna will work out soon anon i trust in your build kino
>>574393157>lowkeydelusional
>>574396770He's still playing? I thought he got banned
>>574399232Pretty basic ranking but let me answer the real questionWhich Dota gal gives the best head? state your reasoning
>>574409361He plays a few games and then starts getting frustrated and bored and quits the stream abruptly. It' sad because he used to love dota, was hilarious, would give speeches, bring up random chatters on discord calls and a lot of other things. Now it's just depressing watching him play, he hates it.
We did it, bajs! Lion stole 90% of my kills, but I don't care as long as we win.
>>574409361worse, valve sent him to the eternal shadow pool
>>574410119>lose 9 games in a row because you are useless>oh shit oh fuck this guy might quit the game gaben drop him in a game he cant lose>looks guise me unga and team unga aswell i told you so>queue up 10 more games of being useless
>>574410119>US servershow long does it take to que? dota isnt big there
>>574410140Based Valve.
This event has just solidified my feelings that Ringmaster is a complete waste of being Dota's clown/jester/circus heroI'm starting to hate listening to him lisping and spitting and spluttering all over the microphone
>>574411276he was too brazen in using 3rd party services to grind him behavior score
>>574411869i skip all the dialogue and then watch a lore video that will eventually pop up on yt
>>574411992WhyLiterally everyone except ringmaster is great
>>574412019Actually I correct myself, Slark kind of sounds like a guy doing a Slark impression, but his lines and delivery are still good voice aside
>>574412019because i literally dont care, i just want my rerolls, ill watch the entire thing on yt on my own time someone is gonna make a compilation of it anyways
>>574412019What's the issue with Ringmaster
this game sucks ngl i tried it for 30h its worse than LoL
>>574410906Short queues but NA is full of account booster and smurfs. Every game there's at least 4. Shit game honestly. Not surprised dota is dying.
>>574412686yeah it takes a few hundred hours to even know whats going on, this game is really hard for noobs.
>>574413428its not really about difficulty i feel like champions in dota are a bit bland and not that interesting but items and how characters scale in dota are cool as heck!
>>574413649i also forgot to mention the map and the mobs and runes and courrier and other mechanics and how mana is an actual ressource you have to manage is vastly superior to league. maybe if dota had league champions i would continue playing it but idk i might play it tomorrow again
>>574413920What league characters do you like
>>574412625>>574411869Ringmaster is too busy reminding us that he's a ringmaster and that he runs a circus to ever say or do anything interesting or intimidatingEven the robot bit is lame now since he doesn't actually mutilate heroes into robots like in his monster hunter lore, he goes through all this trouble to capture heroes just to... copy them?Not to mention that for a Dark Carnival event, there's no actual carnival anywhere, despite Ringmaster's desperation to keep repeating shit like about how the trapeze doesn't have safety nets
just had somebody run it down (literally) for the first time in a long time.mid-divine.
>>574414258It was you wasn't it?
>>574414040hwei anivia kayle singed vlad syndra ryze zeri akshan ambessa bard briar camille jhin jinx janna ezreal
>>574414307no.
>>574414145The train is going to the carnival also Ringmaster being an autistic retard obsessed with running a circus first and torturing people second is funny
>>574414418jesus...
What is the worst thing you ever did in dota?In 2017 my first gf dumped me and I played 20 games in a row playing kunkka over a few days drinking heavily and rushed Daedulus rapier. This is when you could 1 hit cleave supports. I lost every game. Then after that I played mask of madness meepo and lost another 20 or so.
>>574414784Name one funny thing Ringmaster has ever said
>better gameplay>better design>more popular>better story & lore>better patches>better balancingHow do we cope bros about the other game bwos
>>574414406Play invoker
>>574415676You simply don't understand humor.Concepts are a higher form of humor than jokes and quips.
>>574415687>better balancingleague balancing is dogshit but idk about dota i would be surprised if they manage to be worse than riot>How do we copedota has better items, better map, better mechanics, better jungle monster>>574415851i tried it and it was very overwhelming for someone like me i should try it later
>>574415687Marvel rivals?
>>574415987Go for the ez ghost walk build and stand invisible near people until they die
>>574354193>LMAO using a WIPThere's also a variant with less shading pixiv/147163074
techies is the only fun hero left to play in this dogshit game
>>574416194don't caredidn't askplus you are white.
I don't know how to play TA lategame
>>574416618Too bad they deleted Techies 10 years ago
>>574415631one time I picked pudge
This is the first game on the front page. Immortals and acients in the same pool.lmao dota2 is done
I FUCKING HATE LOSS QUEUE SMURFS ON ENEMY TEAMGRIEFERS ON MY TEAM
>>574418385Imagine playing for 1hr03mins and after all that you just lose, lmao
why does the furry pedo troon always try to talk about lol in this general?
>>574416618BASED Techeese enjoyer
>>574400696>Even Valve referenced it.When?
>>574419113I would have to dig through the blog posts to find it but there was art on one of their blogs of them together with a heart between them.I know it's a "Trust me bro" source but that's all I'm willing to work for.
CRAWLING IN MY SKINTHESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>574419312Get a job bro. thats literally 8 hours of time wasted.
>>574418693it might have something to do with the fact he did the same amount of damage as slark as the bounty hunter lmao
>>574419410Surprisingly, I have a j*bSlow hours
miserable games today. finishing this grind to immortal is fucking brutal.where are all the russians? all I got today was south americans and the games were dogshit.
what's stronger pos1, sf or drow?
>>574418342Bravo CampoBravo Valve
Shadow pooled.
>>574422286you are the agent sent to sabotage matches.
>>574422487No one player has that big of a sway over the outcome of a match.
>>574422523then why do you have a negative win rate and why do I have a positive win rate?
>>574422639Idk what you're talking about, nigger. I've never had a negative winrate.
>>574422691ok now post the ranked matches.
>>574422835You were saying? Dumb monkey. I don't know why you can't just admit that winning in dota is nothing but a coin toss. Determining which team has more retards.
>>574422919damn you really suck.
>>574422919Based king
>>574400425Sounds like a situational build that you shouldn't be spamming 100% of the time. It's no different from me going Rapier first Sniper every game and then bitching that my teammates aren't protecting me. Maybe you should consider builds that don't 100% depend on perfect teammates but still let you destroy the enemy team.
Has someone out there made a list of cosmetics that make the heroes look as close to the Dota 1 characters as they can?
Will straight up laugh in hate if they drop this circus shit after ti while they dick on annual 20 vacations
>>574425791...huh. Neat idea, actually
>>574425791Storm has a panda cosmetic but dont think people can get it anymore. Same with underlors giving him a mouth belly. Wyvren does have bones to look like syndragosa. Jug has a flag like blademaster. Omni knight has blue armor cosmetic for old omni and uther. Bitslebacks full immortal set makes him a boar. Thats from top of my head.
>>574430546Venomancer was given cosmetics to give a hydralisk style if you combine some cosmetics. Sandking does have a stinger tail as a cosmetic. Elder titan and earth shaker can get horns to resemble taurens. Void, razor, Wk arcanas are dota 1 lookalikes.
>>574418385>>574418693>>574419889>same amount of damage as slark as the bounty hunter lmaoGame in question: https://www.opendota.com/matches/8901698499I was just going to scroll past and move on like usual but the BH comment made me think why not waste 2 hours of my Saturday going over the replay of a whiny ponyfucker? Maybe the BH was actually impressive (lol). That'd be entertaining enough.Of course, I went in with zero biases because these kinds of reviews should be about bettering each other and Anons bringing each other up, but well, Anon has a lot of things to work on.Primarily, I agree with the post that says that (You), Slark, are getting carried in your games. At least, if this is representative of how you play Slark in general, that's my impression. Not because I'm being a dick but really, the way you play Slark is not the way you play pos 1 Slark. Or any pos 1 carry. If I have to describe the playstyle I saw in this replay, what I saw was a selfish pos 4 Slark but playing at like 1% of 9class' skill level. Not a carry.You play Slark like a caster, mashing your buttons 24/7 and rarely right-clicking.You play Slark like a pussy.You never ever farm creeps (except to steal LC's???), so you had no items for over half the game.You have no real impact in fights beyond the leashes. All your kills throughout the whole replay involved 2-3 teammates helping you. Especially the LC. The LC was the broest of bros who tried to help you the whole time.You also have terrible timing, map awareness, and bad target priority. You don't know how to time your skills so you mash them off CD and get fucked by Lina. You don't buy Nullifier so you get cucked by Lina.This wasn't "loss queue".This was (You).tl;dr - Pos 1 slot is wasted on you. Play your Octomeme Slark as a pos 4. You'll get carried more often because the team will have a real carry to carry (You).Or just play INT heroes and buy Tranqs+Glimmer every game. Fits your caster mentality.
Also I don't know why you tunnel visioned on the Monkey King the whole game.Was he a teammate or someone you had a grudge against? You went out of your way to feed every time MK showed up. You fed first blood to fight MK instead of Lina (or just not fight and go hide to avoid a bad 1v2 without CM), you gave up the chase on Lina here just to feed MK, and you did it several times more. Only time you didn't was to grief LC.And the worst part is that the MK was a moron. Dude was your MMR (Archon 2) and the highest MMR on Radiant side but he was a huge feeder, proven by the fact that your one solo kill in the game was when you cut down his tree 2 minutes in. But you fed more, and fed him specifically. Pretty sad if you did want some revenge against him.
>>574400052man those builds are crazy you should check out d2pt to see what the pros do i mean you doomqueue this game 10 hours a day everyday why not at least try to care a little
More pointless tunnel vision.
>>574434883>>574435692>>574436030based weaver autist analyzing replays to give noobs a reality check
pure has surprisingly good english
>>574436702savearr srav rook same
why isnt gorgc live
Two things to note here: First, you only finally finished your Octomeme around 23:00. That's a big failure on your part. You can complain about teammates all you want but nobody forced you to TP to fights to constantly solo feed. Nobody made you skip farming creeps when you had freefarm. At the 30 minute mark, you had like 80 last hits. That's less than 3 last hits a minute, man. What are you doing? You're a pos 1 carry.Second thing, after this, you started pinging LC like crazy and BM pausing. Is LC the magical griefer on your team? Because the LC as mentioned was pretty clearly a bro and a team player. Every time you pinged (or didn't ping) a fight, she was there to help you. She caught MK several times just for you, and in the webm you see her try to help without diving too hard. Why did you get mad at her? There was nothing she could've done after the blink+W. You pretty much started to explicitly grief her after this moment. Following her around to steal her creeps (ironically the most farming you'll do the whole game), griefing her in fights, etc.Your other teammates also did their best to help you too. BH was kind of mediocre but otherwise every teammate cared really hard about winning and helping you out. The only feeder and griefer on Dire was (You). Especially when you started on that grudge against LC.
>>574437319>>574434883>Dies like a retard >Instantly spams voicelines like he doesn't deserve that deathholy retard shitter
Big grief throwing away a game winning fight right here.
The one single time you broke free of your tunnel vision on MK, just to stick it to LC who came to save you.
>steal two Aegises from LC because you have a petty grudge>waste both and feed anywayGotta say, I don't have much sympathy for you and your blogs after watching this game. This loss was entirely your doing, and not just because you're bad, but because you were going out of your way to not just feed, but also grief.Queue pos 4/5 instead of pos 1, and learn to not only pay attention to your skills and timings, but also learn to not be a raging tilt feeder. There might be games where you get bad teammates but this wasn't one of them.Work on your personal gameplay. You have a lot of stuff to work on by yourself before you can start to complain about others. I imagine the other pos 1 games where you play Spectre and such have similar problems you exhibit here with Slark.
they have a real team name why is he making up other things to say
>>574434883>>574435692Holy master Anon could you please analyze my games like that?
>>574416618>Techies spammer>58% winrate on 165 matches>11 game winstreak on this heroJust know that I fucking hate you.
>>574434883>https://www.opendota.com/matches/8901698499>>574419312HOLY FUCK YOU NIGGER IS IN MY RANKGet a load of this, I might be playing with this retard!
okay china sucks
>>574434883>>574435692>>574436030>>574437319>>574437486>>574437582>>574438048This is fucking greatThanks for analysis, anon
>shit on necro in lane>disappears for 5 mins>comes out literally unkillable
So every tournament top 4 is going to be 1 random dark horse team + the CIS top 3 from now on
>>574439358>still pushing "CIS top 3" like there's any such consistency subhuman retard
woke up on the wrong side of the bed today did we
>3-30
Might as well post this last one before I delete it.Remember kids, Nullifier saves lives (your own).>>574438567No. 99% of it will just end up being>feed less>farm more/better>build proper items per game>queue for the role that fits your playstyleYou can do that yourself.And I hate making Dota clips for 4chan. Too much shit on screen (and too long) so they all come out like crap in WebM for Retards.
that lol guy is on gorgcs stream
>>574438770You should see my stats, and know that 70% of the games were pre 7.00 Techies and that I haven't and will never play the insult that is current Techies.
>guy with a "nigma is back?" placard lmao, nigma has never even arrived
>>574440519>queue for the role that fits your playstyleWhat to do if I'm an turboautismo like that Slark dude who only plays ONE specific hero?
>last pick ns>give gpk emberYou retarded chinksYou goddamn morons
>>574440864You can queue pos 4 like all the other griefers.
Already playing with only 2 cores lel
>>574441869Bro, I am already pos4
that QOP raping Wind animation would be pretty mid but holding a knife on her throat saves it
>>574442596link
>>574442360ns is always like that. if you don't dominate early you're useless.
>>574442360gpkbros...
>ns 30 min radiancewtf
vg shouldve won this but they threw it by losing that one rosh fight
guy in the /vg/ chat i know you are reading this
god DAMMIT vici what happened!? I thought china doto was back???
>>574422919if you are losing in archon you belong there retard
it's okay, china can win at ti with crowd cheating
Huh??
>hmmm>in front of me, I see>I see the "take a free objective button">I also see the "lose instantly button">now which one do I pushFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUFUCKING NIGGERS THAT WAS MY MMR
>>574444983Tldr:the longer you're away from play the more it goes down until you're uncalibrated then you'll be put in matches based on your last MMR to see if you're still on that level What's your rank last time?
TYLER 1???????
I'm noticing a pattern where offlaners get super aped out but it doesn't matter in the end. My last 3 wins are against(before they died 10 times):15/0/5 Night Stalker18/1/8 Legion Commander19/0/6 AxeI'm not sure what the science behind it is. But they quickly go from unstoppable brutes to power creeps. I'm much more concerned seeing a freefarming PA that's 0/2/0 kda than a 10/0/10 kda axe.
>>574445947getting a bunch of kills doesnt matter if you refuse to take towers
>>574445947Some chars are meant to end quickly, some are meant to draw the game out. Also many players don’t know how to convert an advantage into a successful siege and will not divert into a deso/AC even if all they need to do is break buildings
Is Tyler1 still avoiding dota
frenchman giving zyori energy
>>574445947This is because they're not pushing, who tf cares you are 10-0 if tier 2s are still up let alone tier 1s Kills in the early game aren't objectives because they respawn within 20 seconds, pushing towers is. It's simply that.
>>574423284>NOT RUSHING RAPIER ON SNIPERSHIGGY
>>574446373>>574446206>>574446037>>574446037>>574446206>if i kill players i will have more space to farm jungle This is the 3k mmr meta.
>>574442850https://xcancel.com/coldteaenjoyer/status/2078221431817871704
>>574446748>This is one of the better Dota r34 out thereGrim, are there any actual animators that focus on Dota that ACTUALLY have good works?? I will legit support them on their patreon or whatever other site, but so far haven't found anyone good enough to actually do that
>>574447221No, dead game etc.If you want to burn money just find an unrelated artist you like and commission something directly
LET'S GO SIMPLE JACK
who should i grind in ranked and in bed?
>>574447621Skeleton king
>>574446232Didn't someone say he's on gork's stream earlierFrankly he's not the more dis-hygienic of the pair, and he's famously a gorilla
>>574446748This. Blows.>>574447221Absolutely correct opinion. Sadly D2 is ded>>574447621Shit taste
what's the gear icon below oracle?
>mid or feed
>>574447352If had extra cash I would commission Bewyx 100%
>>574354193guys, are they releasing a terrain for the dark carnival event?
>>574451843
>>574451843After the swamp terrain they teased lie three years ago
>>574434883>>574435692>>574436030>>574437319>>574437486>>574437582>>574438048>>574440519Good job, nigger. Cherry pick my worst moments from my 7th loss of the day.Ignore the visage smurf with 14 kills in mid. Ignore the offlane DK with 800 GPM.
so i lose all my bs games, is it because i am shit, is bs shit or is it because my build is shit or is it all of it?
Man, I can't wait to unlock ranked... I wanna play Anti Mage carry but someone always pick it first, and when they don't they still bring a second carry... I wish there was a a role queue in normal matches... t. coming from league
provided you don't have a team that actively counterpicks the PL, what carry hero should I pick to be the best against him and maybe win the game? Hard mode: No ember.
>>574454681SvenSlark Troll warlordNecrophos
>>574454438hahahahahahha
>>574356505>he doesn't know
>>574454946nigger faggot kys
>>574454916Sven might work but slark and troll? Not too sure about those. Necro isn't really a carry.
>>574455149Slark comes online early and pounce is one of the best spells for finding the real plTroll warlord has infinite lockdown and if you start hitting the real pl you winNecro is a pos 1 unless you're a shitter
>>574455019bro youre mentally ill hahahaha
>>574455354you play dota, so you are also most likely
Na is so fucking dead...
need a cute tranny gf to carry me out of herald pls
>>574455497and you play dogshit heroes and do dogshit builds on them then ask here why its not working stay 2k mmr forever little troon
>>574455581Also while we're here why do some regional quals let the lower bracket winner qualified getting that region 2 teams to TI While others don't?? What's the determining factor there?
>>574455753SEA quals for example
this series should be the grand final
>>574455907bb will stomp these shitters
>>574454531If you want to play matches without roles, and without a premade team, you have to gypsymaxx. Just insta pick the character and lane you want and let them eat shit. They will cope, they will shittalk, but they will have to pick the roles left like good cucks or they'll lose.
>>574455890And then Europe lmao but I guess that's because EU used to be divided into WEU and CIS but still that's 4 teams which is 2, why can't na have 2 teams qualified? Or sea?
FEELINGS ON THE OLD SHRINES?/V/ THREAD ON DOTA RH >>743549854
>>574456148some regions are more competitive than others obviously
>safelane Weaver goes naked with blade mail >Fights for 20min min before we lose the game >yes but look at how much daaaamage
HERE WE GO AGAIN
>>574434883that webm>auto queue those dogshit items on game launch>spamming emotes after getting shit onlmao!
>>574456412BASED
>>574456457as expected, the west coast gay furry brony is also retarded and mentally ill as fuck
>>574456412Give Steam id, I'm legend 4, I'll carry you
>>574434883>>574435692Lmfao this guy is such a lolcow. Dies like a moron and then spams voicelines.
>>574456767https://steamcommunity.com/id/Augar/
>pro players>place rosh banner in tower rangenice highground
>>574456904damn hes arguing with some disgruntled rando in his comment box
Why do so many retard Russians play on my USA West & East servers??
>>574456892Fuck you nigger. That CM was braindead and late to lane. Like all my POS 5s.
this is what happens when you dont buy midas
we got a gay polish furtard version of psg before we got a patchunreal
>>574457018Why not try and play for 1st blood instead of AFKing near dire bounty your team has a pretty good lvl 1
>>574456904cute gay furry background
Idk, been steadily climbing the last week or so and i have been on my best behavior not talking unless its telling people where they can farm, but today suddently my conduct dropped about 1000 and now there is a griefer in every game again at around 8000 conduct.Mmr literally doesnt matter its just conduct all the way up
>>574457018You should just play support. Maybe don't manfight a monkey king next time lel
>>574445947bad itemization and mid/late engagements/decisions.once you can shut down the top networth player and nobody else on their team is playing it doesn't really matter any more.everybody expects pos3 to be the blink stun hero so your pos1/2 can kill everything. when your pos3 is your only good player and still plays with that mentality they just go in and die for no results.
>>574454206you're bad and annoying on top of it.your skin is probably the same color of shit too.
>>574454438you and your builds suck.
>>574456904What happened??? Why did you come back??? You escaped bro! You fucking escaped already what were you thinking in 2025????
>>574440718mogging
>60mins>ogre doesn't have midasis this griefing
>pick ogre 5>lose
>>574458018You were sober for 8 fucking years why would you ever come back to this dog shit????????? You're the type of character to die first in a horror movie, actually insane
Ephey or whatever her name is would be such a hot piece of ass without those trashy tattoos. idk why women ruin themselves with that garbage. she seems lovely, well spoken, smart, etc but damn those squiggles make her look horrible.
>>574458164>play ogre support>buy midas>team starts crying>don't buy midas>team starts crying
>>574456904this is one of the most pathetic things I've seen in a long time.
>>574458018>>574458336What's wrong with playing dota?Why are you even here?
FUCKING CAPITALIST EXPERIENCING A STROKE. JESUS CHRIST GET THAT FAGGOT OFF THE STAGE
i want to be trapped under sheevers humungous dutch ogress ass
>>574458390chud
What the fuck is this
>>574458724that's a german zoomer
>>574454438FORCEPICKING HEROES IS A FREE LOSS FOR A LOT OF GAMESDONT DO ITTRUST ME, I FORCEPICKED PUDGE AND THEN I LEARNED MORE ABOUT PICKING AND IT JUST WASNT VIABLEYOU WILL JUST GHET COUNTERED OF COURSE BY PEOPLE PICKING OTHER RANDOM HEROES!!
>>574458927his steam account is 18 years old so hes prob in his 30s
>open EWC stream>blocking ads>refreshes>blocking midroll adsholy fuck I cannot imagine browsing twitch without a functioning adblocker or turbo.
>>574459072correction:that's a german twink faggot
>>574459148livesteamer
>>574458724It's called being based.
>>574459148ads just stopped.8 minutes of ads upon opening a stream.incredible.>>574459224my adblock works still.
more unwinnable games. matchmaking will not stop fucking with me.
>>574459832honestly how does offlane viper feed? How do we lose to a chen main? I don't understand this shit.
>>574459832Do you want coaching?
lol
>>574459148streamlink
what is this dogshit 4 support draft?
>>574460254and picking pl into invoker.somebody check their polymarket accounts.
>>574460495>axe vs plfucking nostalgia ti8 drafts, also fuck syllabear
>>574455149>>574454916dusa is the best counter but dusa kinda sucks rn
>>574460254pp victory
i feel like pl comebacks herehero is broken
>>574459976>Slark Wyvern lane>feeding and losing to a Doom Mirana lane
What makes russian teams so goodnot just comparatively to westerners but compared to SEA/China/SA too. Russians are just miles ahead of everyone this year
>>574425791>>574430176You have get creative, and in most cases its impossible because the right hat just doesnt exist or its tied to another stupid bit that ruins the whole thing. t. wc3/dota 2 cunnyseur that did that since the game released.
>>574462513dota losing popularity in other regions mostly
why am i reading this shit campo only writes one type of dialogue
>>574416194If he tagged his stuff better I'd have used it, it was the only one I could be bothered to find from the previous threads
is lone druid balanced?
>>574463037Get gripp'd
>double tipping the guy they kicked
>>574463102no.
>>574463037please post more dota 2 "creators"
BetBoom PV is the best possible final honestly
i shouldn't watch every match that picked lone druid, it fucking ruins my overall enjoyment of the game.
>>574463102they've never been able to balance the hero, ever. it's either dogshit or completely busted.
if dota wants to have a community that watches dota in 2026 needs a socail life and plays other games. idc, back when na dota mattered sure they only played dota but they had a bit of a social life because it was pure autism at its purest interacting in a video game. it caused connections. even if things became sour over time for those high end players, they still have a crazy social life having the abilityto just talk about dota at a high level and load up some friendslop game doing it while banging out tournaments. well that would be the nu-nu-dota dream but it will fall into deadlock or just not rise at all. if future dota ot deadlock players not want to become something more than what their predeceases are, get another skill while developing this one, if you cannot balance both out, youre trash (im trash)
What kind of person is this
>>574464038You having a stroke? Tf is this
>>574463924BB v PVwe cannot advertise the gamba saar.
>>574464131yeah my bad im old
>>574463481I just get stuff from pixiv, I don't usually pay attention to the 3D stuff but there's something endearingly stupid about these ones
>>574464101>person
i guess pari wins
>>574464101A based guy
THE STREAK IS BROKEN. IO told me pick pos 1 marci and it actually worked. Based IO.
>>574464101someone having fun
>>574464038I had to read this a few times and I still dont get what youre saying breh
>>574464509he's trying to say that back in the day dota was just a hobby not a lifestyle.
>dota plus predicted match quality: 5>2 leavers and 1 griefer on my teamthe bar seems low
>BANG BANG WOMEN>DOTA 2dotards we bang'in!
>>574465145what's with these midgets can't even put their DEI sticker on the board?
>>574456103>he thinks the animals left plaing this game negotiate with terroristsstraight to tiny airlines
holy shit I didn't realize it was that bad. >>>/v/743556743I quit during that time too and only came back when facets+innates were introduced.
>arteezy: THEYRE MAKING ME MAD>quin: thats the point?bro forgot the heart and soul of na. but really he needs to speak to someone who actually understands him and not his dota friends
is there anything wrong with having an anime profile picture? Quinn seemed to have a problem with it.
>>574466258nobody likes troons.
>>574465731I have been saying for years that 7.00 is when dota started to die. The game just suddenly felt completely different with the engine change and didn't play the same. The differences were extremely subtle, even things like millisecond input lag and pathing. I could go on but it turned into a different game, and now its a joke.
>>574466258he's still mad about not winning TI
>>574454681wr
>>574466258Quinn has a problem with people
i have soooo much candies but NOTHING TO SPEND THEM ON COME ON VALVE GIVE ME SOME ARCANAS ALREADY
>>574467216broke ass bitch don't even @me.
>>574466224Quinn is coping with his past as an extremely toxic grudge holding freak with becoming a 'Just be a nice fucking person okay?!' type character
>>574468082another white man succumbs....
Is there anyone who actually prefers dire side?I swear every time I'm dire I just audibly sigh
>>574462513nobody plays the game anymore in other regions except the same dudes from 10 years ago + russians
>>574468082never watched him before or anything, but tuned into arteezys stream and quinn seems like a complete tryhard nerd who hates everyone and everything. doesnt seem like a likeable person
>>574468258He's the most insane guy in the dota scene ever honestly, but he's trying to make amends by pretending to be extra positive but anybody with any kind of brains can sense it's fake so it looks extra weird and freakish
>>574464101at first i thought he was an elaborate troll but this is actually just mental illnessthe only time his builds work is when his team carries him and he is so delusional he does not understand that he is the agent used to drag others down
>>574425791I tried something like that awhile ago but it's tough. Sometimes heroes have items that're clearly for that purpose but some don't at all. And sometimes it doesn't matter, like TH isn't going to look much like og even with the dead shark on it.
>>574425791one might think its the arcana but its actually this set
I'm getting back into this god-awful game after not playing for 9 years. It's not going horribly but my decision making, awareness, and positioning/movement are not well adjusted to the changes made. Are there any resources /d2g/ suggests? I typically prefer to play offlane.
>Pos 5 silencer dying 14 times>7 during laning stagelol, lmao even. Unwinnable games, brought to you by Valve.
>>574473613Pos 3 has a load of overpowered heroes, just pick one and go hard.
>>574473890You're ragebaiting at this point you freak
>>574474873DO YOU NOT SEE SILENCER WITH 14 DEATHS? Are you fucking stupid?
>get South Americans>lose>get Russians>winwhat's wrong with US servers?
Is this the thread where europoors pretend they are better than South Americans and Russians even though they are fat balding NEETs living in their mom's basement?
>>574476359I have a full head of hair though, only goycattle amermutts go bald at 20 from all the estrogen being injected into their sugar syrups
>>574476543post hair line
>>574477116you'll have to believe me because i ain't posting my hairline for some gay nigga to look ati'm also fat if that makes you feel better
>>574477335you're really calling anyone else goycattle eating sugary syrup when you're a fatass?
>>574477420that fat is from eating yuroslop rich in fats and carbs that originate from cooked mealsnot coke and mcslop
>>574476359I'm a bitcoin rich neet training for triathlon one half of the day, playing dota in the other half and living out of my bedroom at my parent's home so what's up amerigoy pussy?
We're turning it around, boys.Trust.
wyvern offlane is fucking disgustingshes already strong as a pos4 but after running out of role que games and being forced to play as pos3, i can say that she just fucks, was wyvern always like this???
>>574478914sorry i was doing some bm by dropping items kek heres the build
the squirrel is fun actually
>>574457320A hit of -1,000 means you got an Overwatch conviction for a past game. Doesn't tell you which one. Just means your past is catching up with you.
>>574457320I said "very gay"repeatedly in all chat as I was winning and I got a warning or some bullshit, I don't know I didnt read it but my behaviour score is 12k perfect, I swear to god if I log in later and see that shit bumped down
>>574479179Is is incredibly boring to play
>>574465731The graph scales 3M it's very misleading and trying to make a 6% loss look like a 50% loss.
I think I'm just gonna spam turbo until I get back to at least 11k
>first pick AA>enemy last picks alch+naixi dont get it
>>574478914>Arctic burn does % damage>You have heal that blocks auto attacks >You have farming tool with splinter blast>Your ultimate is a big fuck you to the enemy carry/mid She's simply over kitted
>>574481530This happened to me in my last AA game, I first picked AA and the enemy picked Naix Pudge Necro. What the fuck were they thinking
>Agility - High attack speed, armour>Lacking in mana and hp >Strength - High health and health regen>Lacking in armour, attack speed and mana>3rd highest base armour in game is a str hero (ogre)>4th is Underlord>9 of the 17 tied 5th are str heroesI dont get it.
>>574480503I got hit with 4 hour cool down and 3 elite prio matches
>>574483447Maybe stop griefing games you thirdie subhuman
>take objectives>fuck ass mid rubick tps to the other side of the map to do le epic split push>gets ganked>never gang up to take base>losexdddd le only c onstant.
>>574484701yeah you should've killed them all better.
Type of shit I have to go through to win a game... I don't know how many I have left in me.
>>574486334Man I honestly miss long games, the last long game I had was like a month ago, 6 slotted tiny where I just bots tp to the enemy ancient and soloed it right as they were distracted hitting tier our tier 4s, 63 minutes, it was peak
>>574486746wtf? any game over 40 minutes is dogshit.
>>574454206That wasn't cherry picking. That was showing a pattern of behavior of your frequent failures. The point, as I mentioned, was to actually help you figure out your issues and improve. Maybe actually read my post and advice.Also I wanted to call you out on griefing your team there. If you weren't such a griefer and if you had a real griefer on your team, I would've made 1-2 low effort webms of the griefing teammate, said "that's wild, man" and then moved on. The bar was that low.>my 7th loss of the day.It didn't have to be a loss. You need to understand that. Despite all your failures and issues up to slark006.webm, you still had a BIG chance of winning. Like seriously. Your team forces the enemy to abandon the Aegis on the ground and get it stolen. That was HUGE. If you actually went in there to wipe the enemy team while LC tanked them 1v4, that's the sort of play you brag and post about for weeks/months afterwards. Could've won the game right there. But you fucked it.And you had multiple opportunities to win even after that grief but you methodically threw it away every time. You have nobody to blame but yourself. It wasn't loss queue, it wasn't smurfs, it wasn't griefers (that weren't (You)), it wasn't you down on your luck and having nothing going right. You had 3.5-4 solid teammates who tried to give you a win but you spat in their face and threw it away anyway.That's the cold hard truth.>Ignore the visage smurf with 14 kills in mid.The Visage had 14 kills because he wasn't a useless fishman with zero items for 25 minutes. He wasn't even good at micro'ing his familiars. He just pressed W. He wasn't the reason you lost.>Ignore the offlane DK with 800 GPM.Half of that GPM was the 540 last hits. He was a real carry player who knew how to farm.The other half came from your feeding, and you griefing the poor LC. It's insane how much you fucked her over.
how do i get a tresdin, legion commander gf
everyone in my games are retarded including me
>>574481530i've done this before on accident
>>574487834Be a fish man she's enormously in debt to
Do games feel like they take longer now? Ill be impatient to end and i dont understand why nobody wants to do anything we have been fighting for ages and we are basicly 6 slotted if you count branches and twigs and shit, and i look and its maybe 13-17 minutes in. What gives.Also ill feel like im just farming completely in control of my lane forbages and ages and i look up and i have like 12 cs a couple minutes in
>>574488559there's just so much farm on the map it's hard for a team to truly take a lead and snowball unless they won all 3 lanes and it's a clear outdraft/outmatch situation else in somewhat even games in terms of players and drafts anybody can climb back by finding safe farm
>>574488559Maybe you're getting old...
>>574486746That kind of shit is exactly why I don't like long games these days. The enemy team gets more chances to pull that bullshit the longer the game goes. Gotta end fast.
>>574488559it's easier to defend high ground now than it was in the past.
>>574487256>dotard making a genuine attempt to help babby anon learn/d2g/ made me smile today
>>574487256He won't listen to any constructive feedback, ever. He just calls you a retard or nigger and then goes back to shitting up games.
Archon 3 here, once I reach legend I will genuinely uninstall, started in 2018 because of OG but I'm ready to let go, just one more medal, it's been an honor boys
>>574487256Ooooh yes those post make me hard
>>574491114BruhI've been in Ancient 2 onceNow I'm ArchonUnc dota is relentless
Lol d2g is getting soft
>>5744907504 and 2 today. u were saying?
>>574492458>it's a furfagI suddenly regret encouraging you, please fuck off back to deviantart.
>>574492458kekd
>>574492572SCP is not just a furry thing.
>>574488876>>574490431no the fuck it aint if people are out in the jungle farming for 25-40 minutes. this is the fucking reason its called the "ancient", its waiting for retards to finish farming
>>574492458Why were you beefing with the LC?
>>574492675reference >>574456904
>>574493825LC was absolutely retarded that game. Would blink into 4 heros, deal one, and get chain stunned and lose duel. We wouldn't even be close to her and she'd still do it. Yeah she snatched aegis, good job, but it was stupid to fight under AA ult and MK ult, and for what? I was frostbitten and my ult was on CD, I would die immediately if I stayed. Why is it better to die with the team than to survive on your own?
When will Marci be removed from the game? She doesn't belong.
>>574496078I'm working on my decision making, farming, map awareness, and timing right now. If I think a fight is a bad decision, I can't even tell my team not to take it because I have like 5.9k comm score.
>>AA>Ice blasts youHow is this fair
>>574496760its kind of the only thing he can do after a certain point
>>574496970>only thing>right clicks you to death>just kill aa!!>guarded like an NBA player >disappears with harry potter cloak>atos you
>*blinks behind you*>nothing personnel kid
of all the things you can cry about, it's the honest AA?
RELEASE THE NEXT EPISODE GAYBENMaybe I can grab the secret room with the "discount" now that I have 10 coins.
>>574498319>honestthat's dragon knight
>>574496078>LC was absolutely retarded that game.Evidence shows otherwise. She was the best player on your team. She played with the team and did everything she could to win. Especially you. You owe that LC an apology and like twenty beers.That Aegis steal and subsequent 5v5 was a game-winning fight if you didn't bail and turn it into a 4v5.There was only one retard on Dire team, and it wasn't LC.>is it better to die with the teamFor a game winning fight? Yes.>survive on your own?No point surviving on your own when you are going to just be an afk core with 80 last hits at 30 minutes.You don't use the time and space to farm, or to kill. What's the point of having you around? What's the point of living? All you did was feed. Might as well be dead but useful, instead of alive but useless.>>574496281>I can't even tell my team not to take it because I have like 5.9k comm score.I wonder why
>>574496210Tell that to the circus retard and the blue parrot and the frog
>>574500505what about the dinosaur
>>574499379ypu have barely any tickets lad
I like morph
>>574501734I'm only playing for the tickets, just unranked. Grabbed the secret room bundle for $7 now.
>luna gets ultra kill just from glaives bouncing off of buildingshow is this fair?
>>574504105you didn't kill her
>win game>enemy team is fighting in post game chat>grab popcorn and enjoy the showNothing makes me happier than watching apes fight.
lol dead thread. you fags need blog posting so you don't end up on /trash/
CARRY GODhaters oddly silent today
>>574512107lol what do you want us to really talk about valve hasnt updated the game in 2 years
What the fuck am I supposed to do with thist.oracle
>>574512431i guess die.
>>574512107>>574512282were gonna turn into d4g and die off
If last month's letter patch WAS the TI patch, I swear to god
morphling is best girl
strummin n strollin
I'm him.
keep it pmakeep it bsj
>opponents actually know how to play against luna now>rape her when ult is on cooldown>camp her jungle>no longer free mmrbleak
keep it usa
One time years ago when 10v10 was a thing I played with a wraith king who spammed mango facts the entire game and was hiding somewhere on the map. Every few minutes, he would just type in all chat something like "Mango seeds traveled with humans from Asia to the Middle East, East Africa and South America beginning around 300 or 400 A.D." And then after he typed the fact, he would say something like "mangos are love, mangos are life".I ended up finding him deep in the woods on the old map, and he dropped a bunch of mangos on the ground and he continued to all chat mango facts.
what are the origins of the BM pause?why does it feel so good to do, and why is it so enraging?
>>574518639Freezes an embarrassing moment in time.When i kill a smurf, I BM pause.
I think it's time for us to join /cs2g/ in >>>/vm/ ...
playin na unranked
Here to report that I got an Arcane in the candyworks.The Shadow Fiend one. I'm a support main.
>>574523420I've seen the omniknight hammer 3 times. I'll trade you.
CARRY GODbut i'm almost outta role tokens
>>574527046>stop playing meme builds>win more games
>>574527287I will admit I was wrong and /d2g/ was right. But you guys didn't have to be so mean about it.
Luna aghs is so fun. Especially when you drop it on sniper and he has no escape items.
>Be specter, 3-0 first 5 mins, get an urn>5 pings my urn, goes jungle midasThese shitters brain are still stuck on fucking dota 1 builds
an AM without butterfly or basher, and a NS with harpoon bkb, just tried to base race against a 7 slotted drow and a 4 slotted mirana. the AM team had megas advantage.50+ minute game.
>>574527287you are talking to a mentally ill furfag retardstop doing it
rude
>>574528115i'll find you anon. when i get to your rank. Unless you are already below me. You could be in herald and no one ITT would know.
>>574528115Stop projecting
as the world is about to change forever one thing that wont change is dota 2 players crashing out
Skeleton king is the best carry in the game
>>574530325how high are you right now brother
>>574530325*gets kited*
>>574530325>WK gets aegis>dies>dies>refresher>dies>dies
What makes a good techies player?Should i mute the game and plant mines for an hour while listening to acid rock?
>>574534302as a new techies enjoyer as soon as you hit lvl6 buy mangoes and smoke, always go for plays while you can burst them with lvl1 minesthen depending on the game you either rush scythe if its going really good, or get glimmer, or simply build a kaya for more damage and mana regenme personally? i like rushing rod of atos, hp and lockdown, plus it pretty much guarantees your kills
>>574534302Tp to lane the second the game starts and start stacking land mines in the trees near the camps or side shop
>stuns levitating enemy with earth spike
Remember when you could actually tell in teamfights what heroes are casting what? Like holy fuckin shit when ES arcana ults and theres few glowy skins good luck telling whats going on. Or ogre arcana hands out fire shields that look just like lotus orb around your hereo coz reasons.
Chinks gonna getshitstomped again today?
>>574540683looks like it
sex with MEEPO
russians love that Kez Wyvern safelane
i just got a game winning winters curse on the enemy sniper, game was 50/50 up until that point, im feeling fucking fantastic
>>574538554its ok anon, we all get old sometime
>>574538554Yeah, Dota is pretty ableist. It's designed around people who aren't color blind and can actually use their eyes and ears to figure out what it going on.
Is faith bian China's last hope?
That ugly couple with the handicapped looking girl and the long haired scuffled looking nerdy guy have been in the fanzone every single day
>>574543339what is the problem here?
how did falcons lose to this
>>574542994xxs isn't the problem, and he isn't carrying vg either
i am betting $500 on gamer legion winning TI this year
who's this nog
quinn has such shit takes on literally everything
does the final start soon or is it 1h+ break?
>>574545080arteezy is really running laps around him on any issues and arteezy isnt the brightest tool in the shed. Quinn tries to overdo the woke shit and it's really sad to hear
is quinn woke?
>>574545226I read 0930 when I checked yesterday
>>574545421nah
>>574545421he's the only dota player to have a lawsuit against him for his racism so he has to overcompensate
>>574545421He's the classic racist leftist pretending to not be racist
>>574546125how can he be a racist when he is heckin friends with everyoneno prejudice, judgement on another man's character
mason in shambles
>>574546616
>>574512431start with no giving enemy team 13 kills
>>574546956what did he say?
>>574545226This EWC was long as fuck with tons of dead time for no reason
>>574547084according to his ex-org, gaimin gladiators, derogatory comments
