Failure edition>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>574489875
We need the good kind of autism here.
>>574662836PvE draws people in; PvP is what keeps people playing. The oldfags are bored because there's nothing left to do and the newfags get put off by threadshitting autism.
Thread shitting is erg culture
>>574662836our shartreign settlers are an awful lot let's just say that
>>574662836Most anons stopped playing Nightreign.
>>574667261only if you're part of the secret tranny clubotherwise they all report you and you get b&
>>574667261Dsg culture actually. A lack of moderation has driven off the regular posters from this general too, maybe when Tarnished Edition releases there will be more discussion but seeing as it adds 0 new content I doubt it.
>>574666898>>574667416>>574668073You could have just said this in the last thread
>>574670395I just woke up and the thread was archived
>>574669207You can stop pretending now
anyone in q?
>>574672685yes
>>574672886name, tier and skin color?
>>574672980terrCbrown
>>574672980terr, z, ebony
>>574672685nope i'm at work stacking paper
>>574674172erufu...
elf is so cool and functioning member of society...
>>574674428>>574675551im not elf
>>574666898thisand I have no reason to post here anymore, all you fuckers do is insult me.
>>574676347Terr..
>>574676451im not a namefag (besides ^ name field)i've been here since ds1
>>574676643ergtrannies really fucked up a good general. However, 2018 was the last year dsg was good
>>574672313You can stop cross posting to chase an argument/last word now
God Bless
gg horselet, decent run even with only a single invader and poopoo dogshit for drops
been drunk all day
Why weren't ascetics used in any other games? It's literally THE best feature.
>>574678959too complicated
>>574673358>>574673338i knew it…
>>574678959Because the other games don't have a fleshed out NG+ system
>>574676347Cry harder bitch
>>574678959They figured out nobody plays NG+
>called New Game +>look inside>old game you already beat
What's more unhinged; a melee quality build or a caster quality (int/faith) build?
DS2kino was too much for many people
>>574683818INT/FTH
Armor bonuses in Convergence seemed completely useless, but now I apparently have wolverine tier regeneration for 45 seconds from drinking a single crimson flask and they seem like complete bullshit
>>574683818There are some sorcs that use int faith i think? like some dlc death bird and thorn ones or something
1 hour 21 minutes in queue
>>574684874Want to play some street fighter?
>>574677294>please stop calling me out on my thread shittingNah, you brought this on yourself learn how to behave next time
I think I'll emulate 4U
Is anyone queuing at the moment I was thinking about hopping on for a few games or is it dead like >>574684874
>>574685006>reddit fighterno thanks
>>574670395>>574677294the irony being he would start crying about it being a ‘necro’ if someone else did it
>>574685646wanna play some blazblue centralfiction?
>>574683818What's more unhinged?> John melee with nothing interesting > Indecisive overleveled style caster
Alright, queuing. I couldn't resist a game.
>>574685930>slopblue centralfictionthink i'll pass thanks
1/3 here for a while already
>>574686634wanna play some power rangers bftg?
>still 1/3Someone wouldn't actually block me would they? I didn't think /erg/ was so petty.
Trooncake are you just on xitter 24/7 looking for NR fanart
dead game dead gennie
I'd be down for an FC.
shitcake is so lame and raped and weird and bad let's all just block him guys
>her
gg small goat
xhe said "him", chud
>>574688372gg got a bit careless because I was near-invincible whenever I landed a CR2
>>574686954still queuing? I have been waiting for like 20 mins already here
yoooo, whats going on guys? chase the reddit here, back again with another chungmaxigus
what happened to the dark souls gen
>>574686954erg is petty as fuck, you better follow every ping from your higher-ups
I miss everyone
>>574686954>Blocks others>Why am I blocked???
>>574686954some people do deserve being blocked though like practjeet and deviljeet
>>574688896>look up to see if anyone has done damage/build breakdowns for specific build ideas on youtube>first video is always some 20-30 minute pvp slop
gg 3buggs
>>574689172Sneedger...elnid...freud...sneeglius...monkeylord...august...abundy...fountainstand...goon goon...monica...weeem...aidente toast...tierlists poster...mellow...zombii...sludge merchant...asriel...sens...fae...nyeko knyaight...pepe...jeppe...alice margatroid...nanashi...lord autisio...yellowjello...ukonzaemon...terr...spirit...im wyldin out...various cheeses...godefroy lord...hy...solarion...mush...yys...seraphicradiance...g_dog...nezuk...tide...philip...devil knight...gallow ghost...surottoru...dogshit zorban...zane...dingle...veganopromedio...zdradaenjoyer...mari...gawdlike poster...quintoneus...Shifty...blaze...ender...pigle ...shigurenomiya...zaborg...gusworld...beans...cry...manta...doug...ordealis...100% prune juice...marika's tits... roll spammer...dao...tranimelover2004...revenantismywife...oie...hammy...salamander...mame khan...barduk...nyagger...deyn0d...miquellafaithful...the sote dlc team...It's nyover...
I really don't care for halberds as a weapon class, they're like greatswords but with shity charge attacks
>>574689837Why is it that the spin2win axe CR2 feels so good in Bloodborne but like shit in souls/elden ring?
>>574687662I check it every hour so, but not for anything specific. My feed is filled with nightreign, indie games, cute animals, new anime clips and all sorts of porn so there's always something being posted. Also that wasn't me who just posted the executor artwork, that was my twin.Have this very important cat videohttps://x.com/CuteCatposte/status/2078901611972403503/video/1?s=46
>>574689960That's honestly a good question. I remember the axe spin feeling good in BB, but that might have just been juxtaposition with the joke that was the whip cane
>>574690140
>>574685272Something is deeply wrong with you dude
>>574667261>>574668456>>574668705
>>574689960It's tied to animation quality, motion value, and actual in-game effectiveness. Animations copy-pasted straight from DS3 feel worse, for example, like the one you just mentioned or square off (stance).
>>574686370
>>574689385>just has to namedrop xher superiors kino
isn't lardcake a known pedo groomer or something? yikes what a weirdo...glad he's mass blocked and shunned no one wants a freak like that in their community
>>574688551Sorry I stopped after like 10 minutes and just went to play with randoms instead.
>>574689784forgot 556147157
>>574691026it seems I am a victim of betrayal most foul.
>>574691336Get fawked caunt
1/3 MMV
>>574689960In DkS2 the spin2win is on 2h running attacks and it's by far the most polarizing move classic halberds and glaives ever got aside RHH 1h perseverance>R1And always in DkS2, syans got one of the sickest 2h R1s the class ever sported, only for it to never returnYui was cooking I fear
Did you guys saw the final fifa game yesterday? holy shit, argentinians are so embarrassing
>>574694320no shut up no one cares
>>574693341DS2 has some neato movesets. I like the hammer moveset. >>574690547>>574690281The axe almost looks like it's bending from the velocity of the spin. And it always knocks enemies away, has great range too. DS3/ERs spin feels flaccid in comparison
>>574689784all me btw
gg filthy goat
>>574695879gg
i'll queue for a bit, might do a gaol or two
I'm really sorry ergI've been awaybeen practicing to become the next ongbalthe time is soonwe will meet when the dusk sets in crimson hue you will know its me when I no hit duskbloods with 1M views
>>574696760what will you do when zorban streams duskblood and goes viral with 1000+ viewers?
>>574697223this will not happen and if it does he doesn't deserve it and I deserve it and life is sometimes unfair like that I guess I would need to change my posts to I will become the next zorbal but that would also be sad so I'm not too sure
>>574697223>>574696760
>>574697489>>574697307>It won't happeni dunno his viewers keep going up every month despite nightreign being dead
>>574698229every full time NR streamer is viewbotting, alicetroonsuky, chudley and zorban
I miss the bara posters like librafag and mohgfag...I thought they were alot more endearing instead of the weird pedos we have now.
>>574698663its not nice to be a hateryou should support them instead
>>574699001i'm being serious, i support their decision to viewbot since it's the most optimal way to get income fast when you do this full time
>>574698229>hours streamed 141why even do that when you are making a few pennies from streaming to 10 anons and 90 bots
>>574699369Ewwww wtf is that that is not undertaker
>>574698663I think some are like alice and dudley based off twitch tracker but I don't think shogun, lantlc or zorban are. What makes you think so?
>>574699369>ban evading after posting NSFW yesterday Kys faggot
>Wiped to the worm due to gaolsHow could you
gg horse nice group kill
>>574666591boobs
>>574700404hawk tuah
gg red balancers
>>574700278*gaol, we only did one actually although i had two more keys
>>574689385I get why devil is block worthy but why practice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-ciVT_whZginspiring they should make a magic focused game sometime
erg girls play an entirely different game
>>574702507All the erg girls are gone
>>574703087they're playing an entirely different game
>>574702507>>574703087>>574703256facts which shook the elders there assembled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYrDweY1WYklive
the elder lord
lmao, was that you viteazu?
>>574694320It was a fun match. Glad they won. Yamal is overrated though.>>574702507True.
>>574699728>>574699001>>574697223>>574698229you made the smeejeeta both sad and upset here
I'm happy and smiley
>>574690356>>574685870>t. the raped
>>574705284why?
>>574705284did you get laid?
>>574706023>>574706105I bought a new game and am enjoying it
queue up
>>574706181based simple anon
>>574694990It's not the same animation, to be fair.
>>574706181What game? I need recommendations
>>574706239Thanks anon>>574706351Resident Evil Village, I skipped 7 but have been wanting to try this one for a while
>>574706351A completely different game (he's a spellblade)
I still miss Madison
>>574707116I can send her your regardsshe is busy playing with me (yeah)
>>574706883>skips one of the best RE games for one of the worst ones
>>574706974what's spellblade?
>>574707358he didn't say in the sopranos
resident evil is for girls. please play a mans game like elden ring shadow of the erdtree
>>574707406They play a completely different game
>>574707708wtf are you saying
I will be the next play a completely different game
>>574707671I wanna look like Jill from the REmake and marry Chris
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-ciVT_whZg>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFRtMiMlfII>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1E8n8cLD8ware you allowed to just reuse the same exact title on youtube? is this some bug? is he abusing some system malfunction
I will be the next souls game
nightreign lostedcompletely different game won
>>574707782its a fucking joke because clankymocha makes shitty fucking elden ring slop videos titled "spellblades play a completely different game" and he has about 200 videos with that same exact title just doing basic shit like parrying into carian slicer or whatever on radahn and malenia. Fucker
>>574704083All it took was me being on low stamina and for the hook to fail against a move that you're supposed to dodge by using the environment.
>>574707358>one of the best RE gamesHe didn't say RE9 Requiem.
>>574708424this is what jealously looks likeclankybal is raking in big money from all those videos
I will be the next clankybal
>>574708045one of the goat(gayest of all time) erg posts
>>574708045too bad you can't look like jill because you are, well, a man
lol, they are getting angry at over clankys discord
Gg caligo. I was so high I forgot that I had rivers lol
>>574709838Drugs are bad mkay
>>574708574idc about clankysloppa and his algoslop videos I just didn't feel like typing a bunch on mobile
>>574708045I wanna look like Leon and make cheesy one liners.
when the youtuber uses parry into carian slicer
>>574705976Your obsession with that topic is fuel for the fire
>>574710096I believe in you anon! Start doing some calisthenics and a lot of stretching to gain his acrobatic ability and then for the one liners just start throwing them out whenever.
>>574710269Mom always told me I was stretching myself too thin...
>>574710172if its that easy do it yourself and get 750k viewsif it was that easy there would be many ongbals and clankys but there arent
>>574706181>>574706883Good choice glad you’re having fun. :) >>574707358Nah Village is great though I admit it’s something of an acquired taste depending on what you expect from the franchise.
>>574710343Okay well your new mom is telling you to stretch and do resistance training to keep your joints safe. That's how you'll look and move like Leon till you're 50.
>>574710427i have a real job (and a soul) so i dont need to
>>574707981>>574708268(and that’s a good thing!)
>>574707671That’s for sissies who enjoy gay brother lovers albeit
I will play a completely different game
ongbal would beat clanky
Yall talk a big boycott game but I guarantee 90% of yall are going to buy a Switch 2 to play Duskbloods
>>574710882I always was and play on destroying everybal.
saving my neet bucks for the switch 2 and the duskbloods
>>574703650You suck and sound like a fag.
>>574710545What’s your real job
>>574710882>yallbvilt for bwc
>>574711479I work at mcdonalds
>>574711626everyone here is
>>574710882>purchasing computing hardware in the age of Sam Altman's continuing scam job
>>574711626>>574712010Said no one ever
>>574711626>>574712010Said everyone ever
Bouncing on BWC is erg culture
I wish I had a BWC
>>574710882I am absolutely not buying a switch 2. I barely used my switch 1, and I am definitely, ABSOLUTELY not giving nintendo money to use my own fucking internet connection.
>>574713130Zdrada...
>>574713130Stunning and valid...
>>574713130Why didn't you use your switch?
Gg Adel. I keep forgetting to use my greases.
>>574713130Do you look like that if so please add me on steam mommy
God Blessbaby mystery
gawd bless
>>574710427You're right, I should get off my arse and start posting again.
Think im going to start running exalted flesh instead of crab for /erg/ queue. You guys know the bosses so well that the boosts from lvl 3 crab dont even end up mattering most of the time.
>>574714063i run buff on analyze and flesh for dmg
>>574710512New mom? Where have you been all my life, bingo?
>>574710512>>574714337I vomit.
>>574714063Enjoy having to do it every 30 seconds and someone causing a wipe due to simple statistical eventuality. It's just not worth the effort unless it's bugs or caligo where it's just a faceroll DPS race. Crabs and Turtle both being synced at 60 seconds just lets you not think too hard about it.
>>574713130You posted best girl AND you made a great and true post. You sir, have won this /erg/thread!
clankybal vs common erg B rank playerwho wins?
>>574715516erg
>>574715516i chainsaw glitch him
>>574714483say your name
>>574716372terr
>>574716372Are you telling anon to bark like a dog and say his own name?
>>574716805I think you should kill yourself.
gg mega birds amazing ending
>>574714246I've been focusing my semen retention chakras into getting a relic with buff allies on scan + night invaders
gg very aggro red balancersgame told me I was playing star fists that time
>>574716975Weirdo
>>574717572always a good time beign undertaker w/ u
>>574710174Whatever you say rape victim
ergies are so good at the game
>>574717694There you go again
>>574716805No I want to know xhis name to see what tier of player behaves like that
>>574718069They don't even play the game
>>574711642we’re so proud of you for not relying solely on gibs anymore terr
>>574717447Cringe>>574718069Behaves like what that post sounds like half of the thread at this point are you posting in the same general
>>574717954Thanks for proving my point retard
>>574719365ur cringe
Endure is the best ash of war in the game because it opens up gameplay optionps that didn't exist previously.
gg calico
>>574664318 (me) meant for >>574651065
>>574716372terrjeeta
>>574720205for what pve?
>>574720205idk about it being the best in the game but I did use it to cheese Consort Radahn's big nuke so I get a free damage window
Tarnished Edition will be a Scholar of the First Sin remix, right?
>>574724456It's literally just horse armor DLC
>>574724456we no reason to assume this
remember when armor for crabs came out for skyrim and everybody laughedthat's basically tarnished edition
gg gladius
>>574676347you should have streamed this new playlist of yours on your you tube hope you're doing well btw
>>574724456They are going to be adding shrine of Amana instead of castrating it, trust.
>>574677294 (me)meant for this tard here >>574720759
>>574725735But that post is clearly talking to you. why are you so brain dead?
>>574725843busting out the schizojeet accusations this early are we? talk about being a loser...
>>574672313 (me)oops I'm a bit on the retarded dipshit subhuman side meant for >>574726242
>>574724456FROM learned from Nightreign that Souls fans will buy anything with a FROM label on it. It's just horse armor and some armors, that's it. Now pay up.
>>574726446she will be the early sorcery vendor in elden ring 2
>>574726375what a strange falseflag to suddenly back up onis this really the best you can muster?
>>574726401Nightreign was good so yes.
>>574726401Nightreign was different because it was actually THE goated game in terms of multiplayer co-op gameplay, not for lorefags who enjoy staring at patterns in the walls and reading item descriptions then writing 4 pages of drivel.
>>574726725>>574726748>slurp
>pop in to make my monthly "Nightreign General" shitpost>notice the first post is a clip from elden ring>nobody replied to themnot beating the allegations LMAO
>>574726446I have a foot fetish
>>574719532 (me) actually meant for this tard >>574726604
>>574726892Shoo shoo, you can go back now
>>574726931I want to put my feet on your face
>>574726991Um I'm good I'm not interested in ugly man feet
>>574726991I would kiss and lick them if you did that
>>574726872Keep going honey, I'm close!
>>574726748I'm a huge lorefaggot and I loved Nightreign's lore additions.
>>574727280nightreign was a spit in the face of all existing lore wtf are you on about?
>>574727427so like every subsequent lore iteration by fromsoft ever hmmm mmmk
>>574726991>>574726931>>574727097>>574727207it's too early to be thread shitting do something better with your life
>>574727427I liked the closed bubble loop of Nightreign and how it was already referenced in Elden Ring before Nightreign existed. I like augur being obsessed with little bubble dimensions and Elden Ring having little guys that look like him near evergaols and in the shadow realm since those are little bubble dimensions. I like Nightreign focusing on the spirit part of the body/soul/spirit triumvirate so you can get a full picture of how all 3 together create the elden ring's cycle. I like how Nightreign shows the nightfarers turn into grace and they fly home when they succeed their mission. I like that the dlc shows how the nox made false runes to create the Night. I like how Ironeye is a TWWID from a future Fia ending showing cultures exist. I like how Nightreign focuses on a dawn and dusk theme to allude back to the light and dark themes of old Souls games. I like how the overall message in the game thru the remembrances are about being the best possible version of yourself and that can save the world I like it more than the obtuse roundabout way Elden Ring tried to express it. I like Recluse and the hex magic expansions to what little was in Elden Ring. I like revenant. Couple in Nightreign expanding on the spirit realm to complete how the ring works and the messaging on being the best person the game shows you the most direct way to be a hero in it's setting and I like it. You have to spend hundreds of hours autistically reading item descriptions in Elden Ring to get the ethos you should view the game's world under to roleplay, in Nightreign they cut a ton of that bookworm faggotry out and let the gameplay's hyper condensed loop and remembrances do the explaining. I liked Elden Ring a ton and got super into it's lore, Nightreign is like a lighthearted anime to follow up the heavy handed dourness of Elden Ring. Instead of bickering about philosophical mumbo jumbo you get a pack of heroes together and go save the world.
uh oh lorecow chimp out
>>574728546Ok calm down
Hey, I tried a bunch of DLL mods together in ER with ME3 and my game won't run anymore. Help me, you freaks.
>it’s too early third world self report
>>574728987I get it you are afraid of someone liking the game
>>574727757https://vocaroo.com/1brdDTPFl4K5
I hate myself
>>574729294nailed it
Should I queue or is it dead?
>>574731039its 2/3 right now I think
>>574731258liar
>>574731258I've been in and out of queue for the last few hours.(exiting queue when I leave my PC to do other stuff) I'm in right now. But I probably won't stay for much longer.
>>574726872I'm sorry man I don't have time to deal with people with low iqs. I'll do us both a favor.
>>574731724>>5747319963/3
>>574732126Welp, looks like I didn't get in. I saw it go 2/3 for a moment before going back to 1/3.
>>574732259Unblock me
>And thus he slurped
gg babydel, hard carried by my 5 resistance up passives
>>574734371gg lions claw my beloved
gg white balancersday 2 communication breakdown lol
gg. This sword is pretty good. A lot better than I thought. I usually pass on it. But maybe I should pick it up more often.Hey, was I imagining things, or did my sword skill devastate the balancers? I only used it a couple times. When they were in formation, I dared to used the skill, and it just happened to phase the boss in that moment. All the balancers in formation got staggered, it was pretty awesome. If you guys were close, we all could have gotten free hits while they knelt.The later, I use the skill again on a regular balancer, and she gets staggered hard without even dying. Maybe it was just coincidence. Did one of you kill the pink one?>>574736260I thought I was so clever flying out to that far boss, the flight back was awkward.
>>574736427it was a good call on your part but i only noticed it after we already engaged bbh sorry
>>574735402if you look like that can you be my mom?
>>574735402Wylder is the luckiest man alive
>>574736427Balancers have no resistance to standard phys or magic so the ruins sword is just good against them.and yeah the pink one got killed there
/erg/ won't admit it but DS2 had the best UI design and ER's minimalism slop is giga soulless dogshit. Being able to still see your character and the camera shifting was kino.
>>574737669dsjeet here and i will admit this
>>574737669You get used to ER's dumb unfolding/paging menus eventually and it feels fine, but DS2 was better from the get go.
>>574737989So that’s why it smells like shit in here…
>>574736773I can, come here and I will stroke your hair and tell you it will be okay until you fall asleep.
>>574737678Sheesh, that's what the game looked like on your end. All that teleporting around? No wonder the grafted scion escape its crit.
>>574737669It was organized horribly though.
>>574738339erg moms are so kind
>>574737989he smoked your ass you gonna just take that?
>>574738693I'd beat him
>>574738996Silence foid
>>574738996>>574739740Erg foid vs erg tranny catfight!
>>574740016In bed!
>>574740117eeeeerm...
>>574665569Is it ok if I download a easy mode mod for Sekiro? General Naomori filtered me more than the helicopter I loved ACVI more than Elden Ring and I wanna like the game
>>574740603Just get gud
>>574739740noob
>>574731039>>574672261
>>574742419gg I don't think I'll survive the wormplosion so I didn't come with you, good thing you two had enough damage for it anyway lmao
>>574742510qrd?
>>574742512we had perfumes, or at least I did. held off too long on activating it for the first worm
>>574742779So cool...
>>574742779>>574742924wicked...
>>574743390Dancer swords?
>>574743390That's the one thing it's good for.
Just started nightreign. Solofag. 2 hours in I am questioning this game's fun factor.
>>574745082The game is not built for solo so it's no surprise that you're not having fun
>>574745082It's a 3man game. It doesn't leave much room to fuck around if you're just getting stsrted.
>>574745082>I'm playing a game explicitly built for multiplayer as a solo player, why am I not having fun?
>>574745082Don't play solo. Just accept that there is a steep learning curve and that playing around dumb allies is part of the learning curve.
>>574745082Yeah solo is baby mode of you don't restrict yourself and CBT if you do, I can't really find a way to play this game that way, I'd rather just play any other fromslop game at that point
>>574745370Solo is baby mode only if you're skilled and you tend to be paired up with mouth breathers. If you get players of a similar skill that can pull their own weight trios are easier because of split aggro and potentially infinite revives.
>>574745082Prepare To Die
gg
>>574745082most ergies queue depth of night (kinda hard mode). if you ever want to play non-depth games while you’re getting gud just make sure to ask otherwise youll never find a game
is cc back yet
he got banned for spamming gore
radiance razorconsider it dotards
nightrein can only be saved if they add hoodwink as a nightfarer
>hoodstink
elden ring skins
brad pitt as achilles wylder
*pravesh
kuldheep singh starring as the Wylder in the upcoming live action nightrein movie
Reterrd thinking youtube algo recommending try is unique to him
>>574742779troon
>>574752030
>>574690281threaded cane was awesome
>>574745082Solo is actually fun, but only if you know the map and enemy movesets from playing elden ring. Otherwise it has to be cbt
zorban will be the next zorbanhe is literally him
>>574752037https://youtu.be/j6Miw3pgBe4
zorban literally plays a different gameyuh yuh
depths 4
Zendeya as exejeetina
>>574753067>>574753494>>574751441finally some truth
>>574745082This game is barely fun as intended dude let alone with the shoehorned solo mode even playing with randoms is better than that>>574740117Wtf…
>>574753792>This game is barely funif it is so unfun why did fromsoft sama and miyazaki dono make it?
erg please stop watching clankys videosit keeps getting in my recommendedstop feeding the algo
>>574753792if it's so unfun why do most of our players have 1k+ hours in it?
>>574753146Trannies are so funny dude how can you live with yourself acting like this
>>574753990Just click the correct button
>>574754063what does report do?does youtube also have jannies dedicating their lives to it?
>>574754114You need a reason and AI probably figures it out but if your account gets flagged for making too many false reports it would just do nothing
yuh yuhlets queue it updown we go in the minesupgrade our zuk'night bosses?no probs'terr in the houseon the floor 3 barr'd out the zuk'
trying too hard o algo
>>574742924>spellblades play a different game
>>574754063Did this and him and that fag that tried shilling xher stream earlier. Imagine shilling while being bad at the game lmao
>>574751441Seen some clips of the Odyssey, and not only is the casting pozzed and terrible, but what were they thinking, casting Matt Damon complete with his american accent, just completely taking you out of it? The costume design looks like temu shite as well.
>>574755463Silence chud! We paid a lot of money to the professional movie watchers to say our globalist propaganda is good, so its good!
>>574755463already broke past 200 million chud
>>574724456We know for a fact it’s not going to be that dummy. Why do this to yourself?
>>574755609>>574755586>rapid-fire jeet shillingkino
>>574755463>>574755586Don’t forget him casting a trap rapper as a bard because “he wanted to allude to how the Odyssey had been retold through oral poetry, which he analogized to rapping”. I knew Nolan was a retard after Oppenheimer but this is just bad. At least most people are shitting on it on social media.
Yeah man I'm sure the producers of the odyssey paid those anons to shill the movie on 4chan on the videogames board on the elden ring general where we talk about elden ring
man you guys couldn't tell I was deliberately sarcastically mocking it and really thought I was shilling it? are you guys the aspergers or am I?
>>574755767NTA but are you usually this bad at detecting sarcasm?
Even though we know you are jeet and post like an engagement bait bot sakshamsaar
>>574756426/erg/ is incapable of detecting irony or sarcasm, everything everyone says must be taken 100% seriously I don't really understand why you guys are like this
/erg/ has 2 int but irl.
>>574758382what is this exewife saying
>>574755463yeah dude i simply cant believe they didnt sing the dialogue in dactylic hexameter its so historically inaccurate
>>574758565>xhe did the meme
1/3
>>574756167Our lolcow is a /pol/brained idiot, we've talked about it before.
DOSaar is very inclusive of indians thoughbeit
>>574759910Don't trigger him he is going to go to /v/ and spam bg3 threads or something stupid like that.
>>574758424
>>574760164this is so true of wyldjeets
>>574758424>rev x execkino...
>>574760273I look like that (left)
>>574756090>At least most people are shitting on it on social media.why do /pol/tards think they're the maority lol, the movie is making a shitload of money and the actual majority is impressed by visuals, performances etc.
@grok breakdown odyssey "sales" by country
>the shills and goyim say it's best movie ever saarNot very subtle DOSaar
>>574760851He's already back in /v/ being their lolcow we don't have to worry about it.
i dont think dosjeet understands what dos stands for
>>574760273Me and the next stupid fucking chud I fall for
I am the definition of motherliness for several not-small communities
>>574761107old programming thing for playing bloddborne right?
>>574760273>scas>still hasn't killed xerself after 10 yearsplease proceed with killing yourself you nigger
Well, that's what 20 years of Marvel MCU shit did to cinema. Now something as mediocre as The Odyssey is considered genius.
>>574761176>>574760986>>574761114shut it moid
>>574758424she's sayingha?but they're mine though?
>DOS>TOS>scas>carl>eric>jee>onlywaifu>zullie>clankymochaif you can't @name them in the thread and get a good faith reply they are offtopic cancer and you NEED to kill yourself
>>574765536>the non-streamer names all come from the same spammer trying to label peoplekek
I will be the next DOSbal
e-lolcow would be more accurate
e-titcow
>>574760164That’s exactly what she says to Executor>>574760273This is lame and raped brown fan fiction
uh oh wyldjeetarinokino melty
>>574760627Not really. The social media shitting on it is substantial, even if the box office is doing well. Even in places where it’s being “praised” it’s not really true. Apparently even the RT score for example is actually being manipulated because of something called the push and pull score. It officially has a 97% audience score but the raw JSON data shows it’s officially 56%.
Bratty Executies looking to be corrected!
>>574762368don't know, who that is, your boyfriend? i won't be dying anytime soon tho
>>574769237>Apparently even the RT score for example is actually being manipulated because of something called the push and pull scoreoh, i believe that
>>574769315finally, some lore accuracy! such a cute skirt wearing sissy!
bratbaal
even doe exegawd cucks the wylder by fucking his sister
>>574770081Wow she's literally me when they don't fall for my tricks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uotdyZEcxC8
^ sissy hypno
>>574770767is that the original complete different game video
>>574769315Triggered the exedalit into spamming xher cuck fetish, well done.
any brahmin in the queue?
Women play an entirely different game
>>574771236>using words you don't know the meaning ofbig surprise coming from the wyldsaar
this brahmin is eating dinner and will shortly enter the q
Played with randos yesterday and every chinese rev or recluse would spin after I used "You're beautiful", sissies
bramin play a different game
mfw
>>574772192can I brush your teeth?
I will be the next dalitbal
whichever ever one of you started this bal bal bal bal ongbal shit I hate you so muchthere should be an end to this shitpost
Maybe if you guys weren't so terribal at the game
>>574773886
>>574772346>>574773051>>574773860I look like this and I do this
OGHGGG IM GONNA BECOME THE NEXT PLAYS A DIFFERENT ONGBAL
>>574774005You don't look like that and you don't do that because you're a man
>>574773848There was this kid back in school called "Ong" and we used to hold an object to our crotches and rub it up and down go "OOONG OOONG ONGG" like we're loudly masturbating to make fun of him because he was some asian loser that tried to act black. It brings a smile to my face when someone mentions that stupid name.
He ongs an entirely different bal
>dual whip jump L1 + tooth whip L2 is a true combo This is nuts.
can ong carian slicer into parrybal?
>>574773848most likely terr. same with the ergie and yuh shit. guy loves his autistic tics.
>>574774285Don't describe your childhood trauma while pretending to be one of your bullies loser
You’re all ugly
>>574775085Oh, its the thread schizo. Of course he knows more about my life than I do, my bad.
I am the next jeeterrbal while playing a completely different game.I look like that, say that, give QRDs on simpo, and made pepe melty.I was made before BWC. I talk about myself and say things said by no one ever.I am the "It's Over" and I have come for you, erg
watching 'bal
>>574775691>bullied thread shitter projectionKeep your trauma to yourself next time thanks
parry into (spell) isn't even fucking good because you just knock the enemy out of stagger while now being vulnerable.That being said when I parry into piercer/gavel on balancers it usually knocks them back. Almost like I'm playing A Completely Different Game
stop threadshitting and queue you goofbals
>>574776865can you upload this? sounds kinda algo worthy while not being sloppa
>>574777103You don't deserve queuers. You deserve threadshitting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvuB0rT8WTwhy did ungbal forsake elden ringis lies of peak just better?
OOHHHHHH IM GONNA SLOP THE ALGOLITERALLY COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GAMEOHHHHH
Charo, forgive me...Fot I must reveal... Thy hidden grave.
Why don't we have any thread ecelebs that stream playing with erg and blog about it? Instead of actually playing we could all just watch that and laugh at all the F tiers?We need our own Zulie sis.
>>574780773>Why don't we have any thread ecelebsim on youtube only and no stream just uploads
>>574779613Maybe not better but unironically is a more consistent and well rounded experience
>>574779613https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvuB0rT8WTM
>>574760273made the wyldalit seethe by posting the most couple well done
>>574781510gg and thanks for volunteering to be food
>>574754502fire
We are we going to call Duskbloods General?
>poopdalit still bringing up xher cuck fetish umprompted
>>574781952well /dbg/ is already taken so I'm thinking /dsg/ - DuskbloodS General
>>574780773This general doesn't deserve it
>>574782703erg owes me a z-tier streamer to laugh at
>>574780773Zullie used to post on /dsg/, three guesses why she stopped.
>>574783178Couldn't take the bantz?
>>574783178anon refused to play pretend with him?
>>574780773>>574782703This. You guys do not deserve anything good.
>>574780773We don’t need that. What we need is new content that doesn’t suck ass. Pretty simple. >>574781661Mysterious brown ESL post.
>>574782630nice try terrjeeta you will stay buried and cucked and forgotten
>>574783178Because this general is dogshit specially people who play Elden Ring?
>>574783178this >>574785458 but also ds3
>>574783178>three guesses why she stopped.She realized 4chan is a giant waste of time and like any sane person should stopped using it
a fc could make this general less dogshit if you catch my drift
every year i hope for terr to be crushed by a train and for his corpse to be raped by his fellow dalits, so this and the dead general can start healing
>>574785865bzzzzt wrong, correct answer was that people found out its a disgusting tranny so xhe got called out for it and left
least obsessed TOS poster
Looks like we have a ZOS on our hands (zullie obsessed schizo)
Glad im not some schizofag ITT posting mental diarrhea on the daily, jesus
>>574786906uh sis...
Posting mental diarrhea is erg culture though
'rhea on the 'log
imagine being so brown that after being told to fuck off 1000s of times+kill yourself you still stick around like curry diarrhea on a wall
>>574787290>talking about your dinner unprompted
'rhea
>>574787373ok im sorry im sorry I'll stop now
>>574787373did that happen to you
>>574787373it did happen to me
>>574782630>The Duskbloods So /tdbg/ surely?
>>574781510>Bal/erg/ ruined them
gawd blesserino
>>574786307That literally didn't happen nor is she a tranny
>>574790294don't spread disinformation
@
>>574780773we had that with zorban
https://youtu.be/FwFsvx1KfgAwow guys they made a theme song for messmer's army
>>574780773turns out people would rather play a completely different game than subject themselves to "le bants" of 30 year old overweight neets who take themselves too seriouslyEven if you're someone with thick skin literally what is the upside of streaming your shitty runs to an audience of people who are just going to throw tomatoes at you 99% of the time?
>>574792078Not really the case, it's just work. The anons who do play the game are nice chattersAnd why would you concern yourself with the opinion of brown threadshitters
>>574785941fc1/4
@grok should I believe xhim?
>Heolstor doesn't stop farting his wisps when you interrupt him with the holy stagger>It kills meNice fucking game
Out of sheer curiosity, how does erg even split between consoles and pc? I expect almost everyone to be on pc but you never know with the retards on this site...
>>574794319There are no console players here
>>574794319There are some console players, but they're mostly lurkers. Everyone making actual posts is generally a PC player.
1/3 get in the queue before I have to actually do something productive with my life
>>574794319We're all console players
no one queue, anon should be productive with their life
Xbox leader standing by
>>574794319no one plays on consoles. we had some console players when it was more active but not any more
>>574794319The consolejeet queue died faster than the PS5 exclusive line-up
>>574794319Last I heard months ago the psfags have their own group chat and most of them weren't even d5
I will save the ps queue as their only s tier
sonybal
>>574794319Yeah. This post is just a feeler to see if psn anon is posting.
>>574794319Consolebros are still around. They have their own productive gaming sessions not plagued by threadshitters and brown drama queens. I’m jealous of them.
kikebal
>>574794646this this this stop playing bad video games
Thanks for the inconclusive answers guys, appreciate y'all
>>574796850the lore is in the item descriptions
>>574796581Go see what just happened on /v/.
>>574797090>it's real
pawgcake it up yuh
>>574785458he said dsjeet what are you talking about>>574790294lol
>>574797090It was bound to happen, our psn anon is too powerful. Guy really has a dedicated fanclub spending their whole day trying to get his attention.
>>574796581>>574797090>>574797317the fuck are you talking about
>>5747975962FA
>>574786067>>574785137>>574785001>>574782148Finally some good posts which speak the facts plain and simple
>>574797734there is no 2FA in /v/ catalog nor does this obviously relate to 2 Factor Authentificationso, again, >>574797596
>>574797596Dont reply to DOSjeet
>>574797951Anons literally just did it.
>>574797596The dsg spammer (>>574797471) has a secret someone found out and it makes him look really bad
pesky anons
speak fucking plain english and assume I haven't been here at least 8h a day, every day, since 2014 please.
>dosaar vaguemelty kino
>>574797090Orbital nuke noticing
>>574797471phat assed white girl cake? cupcake with the fat ass?
hes replying to himself way more today, something bad must have happened
>>574798153>>574797090this is sending him into a frenzy jesus be careful laying it on so thick
>>574798728You'll get used to this we do this to him a few times a day. Start talking about guardian if you really want to see some fireworks.
