Previous Thread: >>574760554>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>7/22 11:00 – 7/29 10:59Makoto (Limited)Ako (Dress – Limited)SatsukiChiakiKanna (Swimsuit)>News:5.5th Anniversary Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/tQ4z_gAngHc – 7/26 15:00Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/673>Events:Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 7/22 11:00 – 7/29 10:59>Content:Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Elastic Armor) – 6/25 11:00 – 7/29 3:592x Normal – 7/22 4:00 – 7/29 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>7/21 After Maint – 8/4 1:59RenaKonokaHare (Camp)Kotama (Camp)Maki (Camp)Misaki>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3501827>Events:Kivotos' Unsolved Mystery: In Search of Tsuchinoko, the Unknown Creature – 7/21 After Maint – 8/4 1:59Arona's Dice Game Event! – 6/23 After Maint – 8/18 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Total Assault: Goz (Field) – 7/28 2:00 – 8/3 18:59Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Elastic Armor) – 7/22 2:00 – 8/17 18:592x Bounty – 7/20 19:00 – 7/27 18:592x Normal – 7/27 19:00 – 8/3 18:59
Doing lewd things with Nagisa
choco banana
Wakamo
Gogurting Rena's face while she's asleep and telling her it's ectoplasm when she wakes up
My Wide Bride
>>574781960I love my choco banana wife
is it sunday yet
Mika love
>>574782210
soon
>>574782180>pussy stackingAlright post some. I promise no one will report the pics.
Would Rena believe in the probability rates for banners provided by John Nexon?
>>574782031
>>574782180>momoi content love
>>574782386She doesn't believe in things she can't see with her own eyes
>>574781847Man, I remember that graveyard boss from Luigi's Mansion actually spooking me
>>574782413Slut
>>574782386Chocovagina...
I need to rub my meat in between sxe's unexpectedly rude milkers really really badly.
>>574782383
pat pat
Kirara won, /bag/ lost
hikari
>>574781979is she that big?
>>574782180>pussy stacking momoi>child special>wife yuzu sex event>pink next dps>skip baby sxe>maid kirino>chare start asmr>resources rolling limited>vagina type matters>don't level tomoe yet>porn foxes better>fox girl hot>rena need buffs
>>574782613I hate sweet potatoes
I can almost guarantee the usage of the word "guy" here is slightly poor translation. They were going for a casual wording to convey she's a loose person if they chose an odd term for this game. Guessing in the original it was gender neutral.I also have to question their usage of dad-coded I feel like there's an easier non zoomer term for that
https://magma.com/d/Iz1V2XeDoUhttps://magma.com/d/Iz1V2XeDoUhttps://magma.com/d/Iz1V2XeDoUThe divegrass and Chise aggie is still up for the week, come draw somethingI've been really lazy so it's up to you faggots to fill it up, don't let me downNo gogurt tho
>>574782906
>>574782676>anything but rank 1 plat is trash, Aruji-dono! Nin-nin!-Kuda Izuna, 2026
>>574782515Where banan?
>>574782805I groped her too much
Honestly the Super Phenomenon Task Force should have focused on aliens and conspiracies instead of Decagrammaton. Tsubasa has been really fun
>>574783082I was cumming on her titties
>>574782545>no braNaughty girl
>>574782890Why would it be poor translation? It isn't anything new. We know Nonomi has rich parents, so there must be other guys out there, they just aren't shown.
Konoka is so erotic bross
>>574783053We love Miyako.
>>574782976Go away
my Kei is looking a bit weird
>>574782386G-GUH
>>574782890"Guy" can be neutral but because English doesn't have a true neutral
My luckiest roll so far.Probably going to be a long while before I beat this.
>>574783316why is she looking at moi like that
what's wrong with drawing gogurt
>>574783316>Kei That's MomoiYou can tell because of the dumb chipmunk mouth
The STRONGESTSand their little friends
I need my students to have Domain Expansions. It would be kino.
>>574782890"guys" was pretty much neutral in casual speak before troons and feminists started to bitch about the phrase not including foids
>>574783382She made her daughter cry
>>574783471what is that referencing?
How was Himari spying on Sensei and everyone else? How did she know that spooking Konoka would bring Sensei there?
Himari.
Is the Korean dub worse than the JP dub because it's not done by Yostar but by Nexon in-house?
>>574783471FUCKING USELESS BITCH
Purple Hod, truly the best place to use D.Hina.
>>574783606It's worse because one it's in korean, a disgusting language, and the other less subjective reason is that the voice acting scene is much lower level there.
coom in Nozoom.
>>574783630to takedown the pillars, then forfeit for Nozoom team? dHina is used a lot for clean ups for all colors desu
She's right
>>574783707>It's worse because one it's in korean, a disgusting languagetrvke
>>574782514HINA FOR THE LOVE OF GODCRIT GODDAMMIT CRIT
>>574782314Mika's ahegao voice is cute! Cute!
>>574783630holy whalekaiten_kneel.jpg
What the Kei-Kei doin?
>>574783471I've never watched JJK and I ever plan on it. Is it like the zoomer's DBZ?
Akane Love!The colors of darkness are no monotonous hue -For the blackness of Evil knows various shades,Full many as Evil has names.
>>574783784>>574782314Mika is the cutest. Also post Sheepka, she should be posted in every thread to ease the stress...
>>574782515how does it taste?
>>574783825It's zoomer Bleach, and like most zoomer things the main difference is the complete lack of sex appeal
>>574783471And JOBshino
>>574783601I blame Kotama's wiretaps
This comic makes me sad. I do not think either of them would be happy.
>>574783061bro can you go like 5 seconds without mentioning a dick?
>>574783825It's more like BA storytelling desuThink of every fight being Hina x Hoshino. That's JJK
>>574783981Chocolate and banana
>>574783615Tell your wife to stop being mean to my wife please. She was only joking.
Is there a reason why Karin has purple skin?
>>574783781Hina has a hidden passive that makes her crit more often the more you praise her
>>574784296Are you okay?
>>574784304>>574783781FINALLY GOT A CLEAR WITH MY WIFE KISAKI
>>574783818Recovering hp
>>574784296She got censored like Mr Popo.
>>574783981Chocobananas are real, you can find out for yourself
Tsubasa’s theories lowkey make sense…
>>574784489>lowkeyfr fr
How did they get trapped in a payphone booth anyway when she's strong enough to destroy a 16 ton truck in one punch? Just break the door down.
>>574784671She needs to get in the mood to channel the gorilla within
>>574784671They make them stronger in Kivotos, dingus.
>>574784407They NEED sprinkles or they just look like turds
>>574784368>4*>wife
>>574783758No she's just use for positioning autism so you can forfeit the first team earlier without having to walk after killing the first pillar
>>574784278It's just a game bro
Guh... Phew...Barely made it in time
>>574784927Have you ever heard wedding vows? They include a line about staying together in poverty.
>>574781982Half of bag wouldn't be able to name these two when their hats are not visible.
>>574785110hats?
>>574785110its hochise and gogurtia
>>574785110>hatsretard bro...
I hate you have to 5* to raise the affection level above 20
>>574784873Mmmm delicious
>>574784671That would be destruction of public property though
I just found the entire BA anime downloaded in one of my exterbal drives.Should I watch it or is it really THAT bad?
>>574784407rena's log...
>>574785205Bro, your 4*?
>>574785262It's mediocre, but at least it didn't rip off Konosuba, so there's that...
>>5747852054* is 30, 5* is 100.
>>574785110>hatsnigga this isn't 2hu
>>5747852054* bumps the cap to 30
>>574785110But those childs don't wear hats
>>574785110retard
You may laugh at me, but I sometimes miss to pat Izuna because she's so far to the side. This camouflage is effective...
>>574783471>The STRONGESTSYou’re forgetting someone…
>>574785167Halos in Blue Archive are what hats are to Touhou.
>>574785395I wanna have sex with her voice... Yostar really knocked it out of the park with their seiyuu casting>but Nexon...Nexon's only direct input was handpicking Hina's VA
>>574785395>posts random image of a cafe wallretard bro...
Half of bag wouldn't be able to name these two when their hats are not visible.
>>574785110>hatsdon't delete your post or it will look worse.
>>574785110>hatsJesse what the fuck are you talking about
>>574785308who wants a mediocre 4* either you keep your students at 3* or raise them to 5*
>>574783825yes it's shounenshit for zoomers
>someone in my bracket got Konoka and changed his name to sxerI KNOW YOU'RE HERE SHOW YOURSELF
>>574785110Back to >>>/jp/
>>574785626retard
Newfag question, why does everyone wait until the last day to do their raids?
>>574785110So who did you think those two were?I thought at first maybe you meant to say when their halos are not visible, but both Hina and Hoshino have very recognizable eyes
>>574785376Battle Hoshino and all the Hinas wear hats
>>574785964Procrastination
>>574785578Those are clearly Eri and Malcute.
>>574785687Hello, it is I, sxer, the one who has sex with sxe
>>574785964lazy
>Konoka blowing sukeban's head smoove off because she put her in a self-defense situation
>>574785964On JP it's to see the expected cutoff and have more options in clear videos to copy. On global there is no fucking excuse.
>>574785315Can it at least serve as a nostalgic was to re'experience chapter 1 since it's been so long that I played it?
>>574786097>it's coming right for us
>they had to correctly translate Rena's catchphrase this time because the entire event story hindged on it in the end
>>574786097release bodycam footage, NOW
>>574786149Not really. Yostar picked a really mediocre studio to animate it instead of doing it themselves
What can be done about (((elves)))?
>>574785687Is sxe a purely /bag/ meme?
>>574786184Heehee
>>574786230We have spies in every community to spread the word.
>>574786097Her EX skill involves a bag full of wrenches that she uses to beat people with
>>574786230I think it originated here? But might have spread elsewhere
>>574786149Coming in from that angle I'd say it's ok, there are some rare moments that were nicely done, but like the other anon said. Overall it's just "mid".
>>574786223Tsubasa would 100% browse /x/, probably /pol/ too
>>574785964why not? you're supposed to play this game for bondmaxing
It's okay for me to marry Kokona right?
>>574786218Yostar Pictures isn't even passable either
>>574785964
>>574786458Of course
>>574785964I like putting it off as long as possible and giving people false hope about their scores.
>>574786547I don't see you complaining when they do animated event PVs like say BING
>>574786350More /pol/ than /x/ really. /x/ is straight up schizos while /pol/ has people speaking against kikes.
>>574786642say what now?
umm... students for small penis /bag/ ?
>>574786620Yeah, those people in gold must be fucking trembling before your triple extreme run lol
>>574786745All the child-sized ones.
Many are saying this
BING!!!!!!!
>>574786731We say bing here.
>>574786642Now watch all the people complain about the Azur Lane and Needy Streamer Overdose anime. 30 seconds cannot compare to 6 hours
>>574786745All the students are virgins who don't have blown out pussies, so all of them. Technique is the only thing that matters.
>>574786547disagree. their overdose or whatever the name was anime was good (excluding the shit writing which wasn't theirs) it had very solid animation choreography and direction
>>574786097Konoka: If I have to shoot through a crowd of people to defend myself. I’m not going to be happy with the devastation, but I will be happy defending my own life.
>>574786745Aru
>>574783951sheepka mentionedI agree
>half of /bag/ won't pass hasumimore for me
>artist who's done nothing but vtubers getting gangraped drew Kisaki and Sensei out of nowherewhat the fuck
When Konoka said she will show Rena some magic, do you think that made Rena believe in magic
>>574786870Students for a no technique Sensei?
>>574787017whati am half of /bag/ and i would pass her
>>574786795Tripple insane was enough to kick someone out of plat.
>>574787084>>574786817
>>574787048You can't post that and not drop a name
>>574781813>Forgot Konoka is superstitious and believes in Wuxing
>>574787048dunno who he is but bro is healing
>>574787084Oh, that's easy, Makoto doesn't know what sex is.
GUH
>Misuzu finally appears >she says only like 3 lines so why she got so many fanart?
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>574787073The magic was just punching people until they say words properly
what is passing Hasumi?like a ball?
>>574787231FATELFTITS
>>574787176I wouldn't say that, the CG set is Sensei fisting her ass
>>574787153>>574786929Aru is one of my favorite students so I'm happy thanks bros
>>574787231She gets more soon-ish
>>574787231She also got a side story later on
>>574787231>see girl>see big tits>"woooaaaaah"
>>574787224KANNA NOO! GET AWAY FROM HER!
>>574787231She got nothing compared to Kisaki/the shupos when they first showed up
Suou's tits are protruding through that big thick coat, you know she has to have a rack on her to do that. These thangs must be unleashed. Nexon is doing us a huge disservice by not releasing Suou then giving her a summer alt.
>>574787298As long as the student is into it, Sensei can inflict as much pain to her as he wants
>>574787382based
>>574787231First new Valkyrie character to show up I four years Also she has a mini story
>>574787298As long as its passionate 1-on-1 thats moving away from degeneracy
Sex.With Ibuki.
/bag/ isnt ready for chieru-chan
>student casually rips a tanker truck in halfIt's getting harder and harder for people to deny students are super human
>>574787382
Jumby my beloved...
>>574787259>gookako doesn't know
>>574787231Good designs don't need a Chinese epic explaining why you should like them.>>574787707Does anyone?
>>574786745How small we talking?
>>574787572>already forgot konoka despite her being the main char this event
Hina would actually appreciate you being smaller because she can't fit a hung Sensei
>>574787623
>>574788098Anime girls are elastic, she'll be fine
>>574787048BA healing degenerates is always funny
>>574788098Chibi stretchy
>>574787539
Man I didn't expect to like Konoka this much.Shame boobEimi stole the spare spark.
>>574788098Students are stronger than you, they can take whatever you have
>>574788204BA just made me a bigger faggot I think :(
>>574787231>big droopy mommy, kind to a fault, simple aesthetically pleasing outfitIt's that easy
Magic is not real.Ninjas are not real.Happy endings are not real.Tsuchinokos are not real.
Thank you Asuna
Hina stretchina
>>574786745Satsuki, she’s scared of penises because they can potentially hurt. She’ll be content with grinding her pussy on your microdick for the rest of her life.
>>574788364>
Blessed. After those obligatory 20, I threw 10 more and sxe arrived at my doorstep
>>574788291>"this student is pretty meh...">*reads her event*>"she's so cute! I love her!"Many such cases
The real tsuchinoko was the friends we make along the way
>>574788451breastfeeding...
>>574783198>there must be other guys out there, they just aren't shown.? They literally met a guy right before they reached the lodge.
>>574788427Girls measuring how deep it would go is one of my favorite things
I want to roll without a spark, hold me back /bag/ hold me back
>>574783053>anything but rank 1 plat is trash, Aruji-dono! Nin-nin!Izuna*Terrror
>>574788670Go for it, you never know
My tsuchinoko is big enough for them
>>574788597Dogs are not people, they are low IQ immigrants shitting up the neighborhood.
>>574788670it's hot hours sensei, don't miss
>>574788670Just bee a luckchad
>>574788670breathe and just step back from the monitor
>tag:minigirl
>>574788778You can't say that
>>574788461I mean I didn't think she was meh. I liked the design but her personality back in the valk swimsuit event was kinda eh.Expected her to just be the whacky foil to Kanna but her character has a lot more going on than I expected.You're right in every event doing a pretty good job at making a student endearing but I struggle to think of one that's added so much character to one.Surely spooks are real - Tsubasa would believe.
>30k and 5 tennersBig man above is testing me, he has to be
Hina would appreciate a big gogurt tube
>>574787707Most of the students are strong as they need to be.
>>574788770
>>574785262>>574786149OP/ED are the only real good parts, the anime itself ranges from bad to alright.
SEXXXXXX SUOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>574788621It's great
Anyone got a DL for this?https://deovalda.booth.pm/items/8637885
>>574788919She spooked me on Rena's banner.
>>574789082sent ;)
>>574788974Aoba mogging the other 3 as always
>>574788621I get it
>>574788919>I liked the design but her personality back in the valk swimsuit event was kinda eh.She only had 1 scene of screen time... but glad you came around to liking her
>>574788935Itadakimasu!
>>574784143>every fight being kinointeresting
>>574789082Bro, it's only been a few hours and you already want to pirate his work?
Okay Mr. Nexon, you won me over.
>>574789534I can't really control myself when Kokona is involved.
>>574788919I haven't got around to reading the event yet but please spoil me Rena gets that much love. I want to shake off my bad first impression from the Wild Hunt events that she's just cute girl who can be summarized as fashion Yosh
>>574789672I get it
>>574789656Same, but why do you even want a VRChat model of Kokona?
>>574789764he'll goon himself to death in VRchat
Are either of these 2 a must have or should I just keep saving?
>>574789764Might be able to use the model in other places.
>>574786230Kokona = sex is fresh organic /bag/ meme, so sxe is a purely /bag/ meme that doesn't make sense outside /bag/
>>574789915Dorks should not have bodies like this.It's confusing.
>>574789961
Must… save… for FOX… I don’t need loud sex with Rena or masked Konoka bjs…
You have less than 10 minutes to pat and finish your dailies
>>574789915Dorks should have bodies like these.It's erotic
>>574789961Konoka if you value PVP, Rena I forgot.
>>574790015How gay am I if the first thing I zoomed in on was the gun
>big dogWouldn't it be racist to call Kanna that? Does Konoka have the d-word pass?
>>574789961I must have Rena. For you know...that.
>>574790286Sha of anger
>>574790196They called Arata a coon to her face I dont think they consider species-language to be discriminatory
>>574790261Slop?
>>574790190You are very straight.
>>574790347He wants to kokona his Rena
Do you think I could get Konoka to do police brutality role play
>>574790196What's Kanna gonna do fire her?
>>574789985Well, it's not up on pirate sites yet because it hasn't even been a day and the dude is a literal who
>>574730231
>>574790347No idea and don't care in general.
I love her
We need another tier of difficulty with a set of stages for each world that needs lvl90 fully built students to beat
>>574790019what are the other bag original memes that somehow leaked out?
>>574790521Sci-fi Natsu
>>574787949>How small we talking?4.5 inch>>574788451wife
>>574790196you're reading a botchered trannylation
>>574790504Tsuchinoko noko noko
>>574790459The question is, can you stop her?
>>574790686I miss the song...
Suouset
treeset
Gyaruset
resetarona
Tokiset
resetkaede
resetalice!
saibaset
>>5747906524,5 is average, no? Please say yes.
Oh man, it's the tranny hunter again.
We need a student called setsuna for this occasion
>Ichika/Konoka threesomeSenseitachi...Would any of us survive..?
>>574790792>>574790793>>574790794>>574790795>>574790796Right on time, have a (You)
>>574790609Doomfox is synonymous with End of Service
>>574790840I think I saw that show on the Discovery Channel
And of course the GA ticket didn't get me Konoka.Time to skip these banners too...
>>574788098Hina is a confident leader type. She'd be able to take 15cm.>>574786870>>574788451How sad and coping.
>>574790609Divegrass for a little bit. Idk what else, I don't really see things outside /bag/ and twitter arts.
>>574790828Aru-sensei...
>>574790938>wasting a ga ticket on someone you aren't willing to spark
>>574790789>>574790790>>574790791DIE
Aieeee!
man I wish there was a doujin of us having an orgy in that lodge...
>>574790828>4,5 is average, no? Please say yes.5 inch is average, so we're slightly below average senseibrobut its fine aru and satsuki would love us...
Choco Banana > bananazoos
>>574791152You couldn't see them...The stars...
>>574791063No, you die. BIG MOUTH FUCK!
>>574791217pls tell me she's -14 god
>>574790609>>574791002from time to time I see screencaps from here on xitter, usually with a few thousand updoots
>see cool arrangement of students in lessons>do the lesson before taking the screenshot so the icons grey out and the screenshot is ruinedFUCK
>SHUROSETSHUROSET
>>574781821>4 more days until the delayed streamNice delayed dead game /bag/gots
>>574791208As much as I hate dragging on the /bag/ dick discussion, I thought 6 was average?
>moved the goalpost[-]
>>574791423I Chise being a giga retarded a bag thing? I don't see people out there treating her like such a braindead student.
Corncerning...
ez plat
>came home in 5 tenners>also thisI think she loves me back bros
>>574791557Priconne is having a stream?
fuck nonomi
>the lobby song being a mix mash of mystic/religion intro songs of programs from the late 90s and History channel ayy lmao 10's shows.>the microsoft special font tier event icon design>konoka's unhinged default smirk contrasting with her whinny two lobby dialogues>a lonely cabin as the central location of the event>nip text board partFuck sake man. This is just the start and I am getting so much nostalgia for various things I used to watch. I literally need to save for the foxes but I am so tempted to pull. I will buy a pyrox pack at the very least cuz I am liking it already.
>>574791765I see
Unfortunately air conditioning is illegal in Trinity, they don't believe in it
>>574791557Sorry they animated the tits of the Makoto chibi too well and they were about to give the game an M rating.
FUCK
Noa won...https://x.com/kawaraya_EDO/status/2079535656565669944
>>574788670you will regret it
>>574791914It's all your fault.
RENA
I got 2x Karin eleph and 1x Iori elephToday's NiggaYield is 3 Niggacoins
Konoka at 180... At least I only have to rape Maki this time.
>>574791608>I thought 6 was average?porn made you think soaverage is between 5.1 and 5.3 inches, anything is above/under average
>>574791557Can't wait for the Nozomi (Swimsuit) announcement. It WILL happen. Screenshot this post.
Heehee
>>574791557>Shigeru Miyamoto's most famous quote regarding game development is: "A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad."
Confucius-Sensei says:Better to roll with a spark than to roll with a spank
>>574789961KEEP SAVING THOSE WHO TELL YOU TO BE YOURSELF ARE RETARDS
Any predictions for the upcoming half-anniversary stream?
Is camp Hare still worth getting? I don't see her come up that often in clears
>>574791994Ma**i-kouhai...
>>574791984What the fuck kind of axis is Healthline and why are they alphabetical?
>>574792113Miyako pregnancy confirmed.
>>574791423I think most of those aren't really what I'd call memes.>>574791752Pretty sure anyone who've played the game would think of Chise to be a bit special. Chiseposting is kind of a /bag/ thing thoughever.
>>574791914heehee
bing
>>574791608>I thought 6 was average?you are just thinking with your stomach anon
>>574792125retard
>>574791984>porn made you think soCan't say I watch porn and if I did I wouldn't be getting a tape measure out.Average in Euroland seems to be close enough to 6 and maybe was a decade or two ago.
>>574792214But Chise is a striker
BabuKa
Should I get bAsuna and Sena elephs or skip straight to buying notes/dad's? They're both only at 3*
>>574791938Many are saying this.And they are wrong! Never punished, baby!
>>574791949>>574792231Perish
>put map on auto>Rio copied BRio skillwow, narcissistic much?
Got 146K pyros, should i roll if i don't have cHare?
Why is everyone in dorm room 404 a fucking weirdo?
>>574792095Either they are smart and can resist temptationOr they are dumdum and subject to their baser instincts.If youre happy being a retard, be a retard. Its okay to not thinkJust be prepared to face the consequences when you decide to turn your brain back on.
>>574791837Hasn’t Nonomi been fucked enough by V1C3?
>>574792270
>Subaru passes out every time she has to walk or fight at all Yep, they're keeping up the meme that all millenium students are weak nerds that even sensei can outrunEven Rena the average Wildhunt student manages to have better stamina
>>574792304based dickroller
>>574792304EXPLODEXPLODEEPLODEEXLODEEXPODEEXPLDEEXPLOEEXPLOD
Wtf a mechanical thing with light armor.
>allowing student duplicates in your teamYou didn't beat the game.
>>5747923654chan bros...
more Rena bullying please
>>574792365404 brain not found XD
>>574792391What does Arius have to do with this event
>>574792360no man I wouldn't roll unless I had at least double that amount just to be safe
WHY IS NOBODY TELLING ME WHO TO ROLL
>>574792259>Average in Euroland seems to be close enough to 6 and maybe was a decade or two ago.between 5.1 and 5.8, so yea slightly bigger than the world averageStill it's funny that the ''small cocks'' in nsfw drawings/animations are literally the average cocks in real life
>>574792304>Off-banner Konoka, missing 100 elephI'll spare you from your explosion sentence for now.
>>574792318better luck next time
do you eventually run out of pyroxenes in the exchange or can you dump stamina forever
>>5747927578 rounds until they become uselesshttps://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Kivotos_Unsolved_Mysteries_%EF%BD%9EThe_Great_Tsuchinoko_Investigation_to_Ward_Off_Evil%EF%BD%9E#Supply_Box
>>574791801wait how is she bond 20 already?!>>574791608>>5747919846 inches could be average in /bag/ because we have some real big dicks in this general
>>574792614Most NSFW drawings arent accurate to scale anyway. You'll be hard pressed to find any real woman with Z cups or guy with a footlong.Just let fiction do fictional things.
>>574792498Not gonna lie, the minor differences between different options this event makes me want that one Trickcal feature to go back a dialogue.
>>574792757If you mean the event raffle boxes they always die off in value after a certain number.It's why on some events the advice is not to full focus them if there's 2x hards etc since you can potentially get to a point where the events are useless.Think it's 7 but I Can't remember if that's rounds or refreshes.
>>574790609/bag/ invented that’s NUTS meme
man…
>>574792882>wait how is she bond 20 already?!I mean... I used the game's gift-giving mechanic?
No Konoka in either freebie....
>>574792595because the general consensus is to roll until foxes
2 more weeks until I blow my wad to Asuna and Seiahopefully they don't take many summons to come because November+December will look brutal to me so I'll need all the pyros I can
>>574793131>FreebieBro...
TSUCHINOOOOOKOOOOO
It will be Yakumo summer out of nowhere.
>>574793158
Cute little animal students
>>574792595the only rolls worth doing is a dickrollno one can tell you to dickroll
>>574790986I ain’t coping, I have 6.5-7 inches, I have no reason to cope. But it would absolutely be in-character for Satsuki to be scared of large penises.
>>574793034No... not the Ibupee..
She totally took a whiff here.
>>574793279My dick tells me when to dickroll.Get your own and listen to it, dont listen to other dicks.
>>574792641Doesn't that make it rarer?
>>574793307I thought sagging older ladies like them bigger?>6.5-7 inchesabove /bag/ average then
Do I spark Rena or Kotama camp? I got every other girl from the banners with these 180 pulls
>>574793307This is true.t. 7.5 inch Sagsuki enjoyer who's thoughts are also tormented by this unpleasant truth.
>>574789961>Rena>comfy Geb clear with SNagusa at 4 stars>UE40 for comfy Greg with UE60 SMisaki, SNagoos can be 4 stars>Konoka>
Kei love!I managed to keep the pace of one level a week since release but now that I used up all my remaining keystones that's probably going to slow down greatly, unless I stop hoarding selectors for the inevitable alt.
I really enjoyed this event. Character moments were great, plot was fun and had a healthy amount of innuendos.It got me to spark Konoka despite it messing with my plans. She's puts a smile on my face.
>>574793664>Sxe
>>574793698shut up
>>574793683imagine the smell
Being a big dick sensei is more painful than small dick because I have to live with the knowledge that I'll never be able to put my bitch breaker in my studentwives. Because they're not real.
>>574793625I am going to UE40 cKotama -> cKotamaI am not going to UE40 cKotama -> Rena
>>574793698WHATWHAT DO YOU WANT
>>574793721I'm sorry for Konoka fags. She isn't even core for Lunatic Crab
I only got 90% of all three(cuz of course they want you to roll) Focused 10,11 & 12 or pure 9?
>>574793808/big/
>>574793679Almost there
Girl sweat doesn't smell that good.
Why does she do the thing with her hands?
my tsuchinoko is bigger anyway
please stop
this is useful information for the /bag/ meetup...
/trash/fags go back
very organic
Imagine being all alone with Konoka, Rena and Tsubasa in an isolated cabin in the woods. I would fear for my life.
>>574793808Non-SEA /bag/ hours just has a ton of big dick baggots for some reason t. 18cm
>>574794037only trash thing here is ur cock lmao
>>574793808On the internet, no one knows that youre actually 9 inches and have to lie about being shorter to make it sound more believable.
>>574793950>7'5"what the FUCK THIS NIGGA IS A COLOSSUS
stop talking about your big dicks, it makes us asians look bad...
Why is /bag/ so hung...What do I even do with this knowledge...
>both mag and bracelet end up being 698 with the 90% bonushehehehe
I suspect that the average size in white countries is larger than expected, I don't even know where they get the data from
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!
>>574794084I suffer everyday due to this
>>574793631Part of what makes that hot is jamming in in her anyways
>>574794121Shit I can't into freedom units. You know what I meant
>cock discussionyou should join us at >>>/trash/!!!
>/bag/ hates faggotry in their game>yet talks eagerly about cocksCurious.
coom in doomrope in hope
>everyone is bragging>no one is posting pics
This has to be one of the most obvious raids this month so far
>>574794121I once saw a black dude like that struggling to walk down the staircase to the subway because his head was so far away from the ground and his legs way too long.
/garbage/ hours I guessgo back
>>574794342Yurishit is never okay and you know it
Are you a big enough guy /bag/?Are you brave enough?>>574794191Sleep well knowing it's providing no advantage.>>574794294No. Sagsuki is for comforting in the dark. Purest maiden (After Tsurugi).
i just got picklenvked -_-
>>574794342curious is how pedo fags talk about eating shit and drinking piss of their studentwife
heehee dicklezoos
There's always a bigger penis, therefore if you think about it there is only one penis in existence and it belongs to some teenaged ukrainian mutant. Every other man in the world is just competing for the title of "least pathetic enlarged clit."
ok but why is it picklenuke
>>57479380810" hereIts not a good thing.
>>574788919Its basically the same personality this event, just more>First time you meet Konoka in valk event she's doing pull ups in the police station and working out>End of the event she doesn't want to swim in the pool because a black cat crossed her path and she was afraid of her luck going back>The valkyrie grunts all complained doing 200 laps in the pool was easy for her but not for themShe's basically a chud, a jock, who's also superstitious.She calls Kanna anego like she used to be a gangster, who is subserviant to the gang leaderShe's a gangster in the form of a cop, but also superstitious
Thank you Asuna #2
>>574792123How do you do, fellow flattie :^)
>>574793698This Seia gave my diarrhea.
>>574793757Not because it'd split them in half?
/trash/bag/ shall live again one day
how naive are you guys seriously? it's very natural for a gacha general to talk about dick size
>>574794637This Seia gave my diarrhea.
>>574794740*on /v/
very good usage of reaction faces in this event story
>he thinks GA ticket somehow magically "doesn't count" because it's timed>wastes it on a banner he's not willing to spark>even though he's going balls deep on FOXessurely you're not this much of a dumb gambling addict are you
>>574794740shut the fuck up you just want to roleplay and get us horny
Tsubasa makes a funny face while collapsing and I clap
Your studentwife doesn't care about dick size. She's just happy to be with (You)
>>574794740>>574794854This is the same poster
>>574793625Nevermind. I got Rena on my 190 pull and sparked Kotama
>>574794854traitor
How do you feel about the fact that the trannylation for Momoi's basic+ has finally been fixed?
I don't have any good yellow AoE, fuck off.
retard hours
They never really explained why the dog man with the mech was the one behind the ghost bust, the telephone booth, and the buried idol.I suppose it wasn't important as long as it wasn't a ghost.
>>574795036what is it now?
>>574795036neutral
>>574795051
is it just me or this is like the worst event store ever?
I wonder if sweatdev is the same guy as smelldev from the early days.There seems to be less sniffing lately but more explicit mentioning of sweaty students.
>>574795082Yes. It's always old man Haggis.
>>574795147>disc>wolfsexnah it's just you
Why do artists always draw dicks so they get extremely thin near the base? What's wrong with their dick?https://x.com/kobinbin123/status/2009199636624625884?s=20
>>574795147It has the handkerchief for my wife so no
>>574795051your Nonomi? your Momoi? your sHasumi? your sMidomo?
acab (all cops are beautiful)
>>574795280it's more aesthetically pleasing
>>574795082ok but how the fuck did Mirai manage to peek through window that was on 2nd floor?
>>574795393anon... read the afterword
>>574795147>he buys anything but gifts, ligmas, and pyrosLMAO BRICKED RETARD
>>574795280I don't know, but it's been a massive problem in 3D porn for like a decade too, it's all needle dick manlets.
>>574795393She didn't, she tells you in the second afterward story that she was confused why there was another woman looking through the window before she got there
>>574795393she can just do that
>>574795393She didn't.
>>574795280>alwaysJust follow better artists.
Yukino...
>>574795147The pyros are in the prize exchange, lil bwo
You can hide your eyes, you can dim the lightsBut they are watchingThis is a new time with a different kindThey are the futureThe only oneIt's a final call for the setting sunWhen they get closerNow with a fall from grace, thy will be doneThe show is overIt's a new dawnJust leave this place behindI'll clear your bloodshot mindThey only wanted your life on demandThis is a better wayThey're standing by, no time to hideNo meeting half wayYou were sucking life through the needle's eyeThis is a new dayAnd they have wonWe will surrender now, or be outdoneLeft in the openIt's the cooling of the horizon, they are the futureThe futureWhen all your fears combinedThe manifest was refinedI know you really tried to understandThis is a new age!It's a new dawnThe only oneThe only one
>>574795280It's usually extreme porn addiction. I've seen some horribly drawn dicks that are much worse than that
>>574795393
>>574795082Yes that's the actual mystery that they ignore because TsuChiNoKo
>>574795334Police assisted sukeban SMG rape!
>>5747950825th prisoner is from Hyakki and can create real ghosts. The one who peeked through the window was said to be a woman, not a dogman.
>>574786216Bodycam still in the sealed box somewhere in her goon cave
>>574795280idk bro in general i dont look too much at the dicks
>>574793062that's not organic, you need to pat 500 times before gifting
>>574795635why does she have BA on her pc
>>574795093
>>574795587The event was ironically full of a bunch of unexplained mysteries, they just don't pay attention to most of them because they're busy creating bullshit answers
>>574795448>>574795463Oh fuggg... I haven't read the afterstory yet
good EX challenge
>>574795684He just told you it's a goon cave.
>>574795732You've never read a story with afterstories yet? There's always like 12 afterstories
>>574795684It's Sensei Archive
>>574793271
>>574795036it was fixed 3 months ago bro >>564879235
>>574795821I only read the main story, then reset happened and I'm doing challenges now
>>574795630>From Hyakki>A woman>Tall enough to look through a 2nd floor windowCould it be?!
>>574795685>Momoi no longer get increased piercing effectiveness and attack
>>574795685>unit
>>574796054She never did in the first place, that was the point of the text change
dunno why but Konoka going "Tsuchinoko!" after concluding that anything that goes "Shaaa!" must be one was funny as hell to me
>>574796086>retard
This is how big I am btwhttps://x.com/musuru00/status/2079550607887847543?s=20
https://x.com/jOtEOLvsrKfXRV2/status/2079522308067414345?s=20is this real?
>>574796047>footniggery ruining another image
>>574796047perfection
>Get cHare, Konoka, and Rena in 1 sparkToday is a good day
>>574796338based footfag hater
>>574796137>goes shaa>Can leap several meters>Is a cat (Tsubasa determined a tsuchinoko might be a cat)It all fits
Man that EX challenge is bullshit
https://x.com/bigfatjuicycocks/status/2079563466688561238/photo/1
Thank you Hasumi for saving Blue Archive
>>574796430you know too much...
We love student foots here
>>574796498Cute
>>574794601holy shit... how do you live with it and who's your studentwife?I'm 7 inches myself and happy with it, I would however take 8 inches if I was offered it. but 10 inches is just too muchI hope Hina would be satisfied with my size
>>574796646>I would however take 8 inchesNigga dat's gay
>>574796646>I would however take 8 inches if I was offered it.Forgot your gookako pic fag
>>574796498that isn't what the dudes name is at all
Uhhhhhhhhhhh I take it I might not want to bother with the Valkyrie/Wildhunt materials in the event shop.
>>574796789I am no longer corncerned
I think janny got jealous
>>574796646damn, you want someone with 8 inch to dick you?
>>574796867I skipped thosedogshit schools with dogshit students
After this event I officially want to fuck all the police.
>>574796867NIGGER FUBUKI IS FUCKING FREE
>>574796879Those are a pointe shoe and a tennis ball covered in gravy.
>>574796646>I would however take 8 inches if I was offered it.what a slut
leak
>>574797012Where do I get nFubuki?
>>574796867You need Valkyrie materials for FOX Squad
damn this dude fucking hates wildhunt lmao
>>574797052Black market
>>574797060They don't take SRT?
Steak enjoyers, what is your favorite steak? My favorite is ribeye
>>574797012NTA but this lazy bitch isn't even worth wasting my AP on her minievent
>>574796867>Ritsu>sKanna>sKirino>Fuyu>FOX squad (that's 3 girls)>KanoeYou need Valkyrie way more than Wildhunt
>1/3 of the school is unplayable
>>574797143bro...
>>574797143Do you see SRT materials anywhere?
>>574797186hiromi...
You could probably trick Tsubasa into having sex with you
>>574797181Have fun with Hovercraft then
>>574797181she's... literally from the first node...
>>574796646Damn Hinafag, that's quite gay
Remember, Seminar elites will try to destroy anyone they see as a threat
>>574796540Thank you Hasumi for saving me a slice
>>574797215I'm not sure what in this game would condition someone into thinking that the game's going to furnish something just because you need it.
I CAN'T CLEAR THE FUCKING EX CHALLWHAT THE FUCK
>>574797362this post is antisemitic
>>574797181Fubuki is 10 AP
I'm level 37 should I be building 2 Piercing, 2 Mythic and 2 Explosive DPS already? I got the resources to spare I think...
>>574797442>>574795787
I've never done an EX challenge and I've been playing for 2 years
Fuck, I didn't want to raise my Toki yet, but I can't clear this fucking EX challenge with my other team.
Need Ayame’s angsty, edgy pussy
>>574797573too expensive still
>>574795787That's so helpful! If only I had Rio, ue60 Midori and ue60 Momoi
>>574796646Thankfully flaccid its manageable. Pretty hard to hide when I'm hard though. I had a functional social life for a bit, and the two girls I've had sex with both had a hard time actually fitting it in (because of girth, length wasn't even a factor) and was weirdly embarrassing in a way. Studentwives are a hard tie between Kayoko and Ichika, though I do also really like Nagisa.
>>574797434We already have SRT students playable in the game plus alts for them, this isnt like when a new school is introduced.
>non-virgins in bag
>>574797780she only needs like lvl50 to survive, she's there only for cleanse
>>574797834>t. Fubuki
>>574797650You don't really need 2 mystic DPS, probably not even 1. 1 red 1 yellow should be able to carry you.
>>574797836>If only I had Riomaki_throwing_brick.webm
>>574797808Is there no follow up to this?
>>574797965It's pay to win, like video games.
>>574795787>toki UE50Look at Mr Whale over here
What a stroke of luck it was that Rio was one of my Fes spooks. I'm so blessed. I love her.
It's crazy to me that they have a bunch of school-specific materials like that. Surely they don't get people whaling THAT much just to build a supply of some random school's blurays or whatever, right?
dude it's like i'm always running out of materials
>>574798289UE60 in 3 months and 10 days
>>574798362A real whale will spend on anything offered, no matter how useless or retarded.
>>574798384This is why you only upgrade the meta from the tier list
I was making supper in the kitchen and I missed the dick discussion, can we go back to talking about cocks again?
>>574797181>lazyUnlike everyone else, she needs you to tell her to take a break (and can somehow reload while eating donuts)
>>574797031>>574796941>>574796758>>574796754>>574797356you know what I meant faggot>>574797864>Nagisaeven if she wouldn't be able to take it and I think she would be, Nagisa would love to brag to other tea party members how big you and and stuff
>>574798291I thought the thumbnail was Rio hugging a black horse...
>>574798362what do you think the crafting table is for?
>>574798362It's to make the choice packs worth more
>>574798528you missed your chance, the mods are here now
>>574798252Unfortunately no, we gotta wait until Ayame’s release until we get some wholesome Ayame vanilla…
>>574798687Burning more limited resources to ultimately get shit you didn't want and don't need?
>>574798503There are so many meta girls from the big schools I just keep running out.
>>574798384As a new player you have like 30 students you need to invest in so it's normal. It took me maybe 2 years before I finally accumulated resources faster than I spent them.
>>574798645that was always my issue with genshin ever since it released in 2020, good to know I was correct
>>574798821Oh yeah, Trinity and Millennium are very plentiful in how many are useful
>>574798645The last design is clearly the standard for vtubers, not hoyoslop.
>>574797864>KayokoManwhore-sensei... I think she would be sad if you called her another student's name
>Have to build bHimari, Kei. bAris, bYuzu, bEimi, and cHareMy millennium mats are never going to recover
>>574798996What's the difference?
>>574798996The topic is about gachas, retard
>>574798289nta but UE50 was easy. I bought 20 tickets a day and ignored the first shop, that's all it took.
>>574798528we already knew /bag/ is hung, nothing new
