Previous: >>580090592>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru TsuyoshiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Uma Outing! Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Mambo
You should visit Neo Tomakomai.
autis/uma/ is back on the hunt for A+ again, and this month (you) have the option of joining us. we just lost a flatliner, so now we have an open slot for someone who's willing to just>be nice>play the game and do autos>hit 45m in a month (voted on by a poal)if you apply here i'll add you asap, and if you apply in game, just make sure /uma/ is somewhere in your bio so i know its youother than that, have fun and see you at the races
Yo Torechan
You should fan farm
>/uma/ - Uma Musume General #329
Congratulations to >>580103490They were randomly selected to win a hot spring trip for two thanks to the survey drawing.
One final brown post before I go to bedUmasumi
did we go back in time?
Dig here, Windy"*unzips pants*
Even with half TP fan farming in the URA scenario is not efficient because you lose out on fans gained from completing Concerts.Please keep farming in the Grand Concert scenario for maximum fan output
>>580107550Looks like we're gonna have a mile of a time in this thread!
>pace chuds will now have a card that lets them fight the xogger (forma pace chaser)we're so fucking back bros
>>580107550Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>580107550you screwed up the subject
>>580107715>you will never eat ou bro's brossy
>>580107672redpill me on the rickey/tarumae/acute dynamicare they like dirt BNW?
The quota has been doubled. Check the club chat for more details.
>>580107345Northern T
Yukino fags, she's gonna be good in Scorpio CM, right? Decent shot at getting plat with her?
>>580107794does it thougharent pacers jut borrowing nishino instead this cm
>>580107794>pace medium card>the only good pace medium uma can't use itWhat's the point, make a mile or sprint pace card instead
So Uma&Co is the worst club here, right?
My wifeys
>>580107842They aren't ugly and unlikeable, no.
>>580107794I'll finally get to start making my pace ace in earnest
>>580107759Do your URA runs, anon
>>580107905you can just use raisu that has descent built in
>>580107905that card is better than nishino wit, whales will use both tho
>>580107973I don't use evil umas
>>580107945Sorry Inari I know you have encroaching shadow and are sexo but I only have 150K carats, have to save.
>>580107794>Look inside>It's another gambling accel
>>580107905>arent pacers jut borrowing nishino instead this cmNishino wit is shit, you could use white skill
what do we think chat
>>580107875>Decent shot at getting plat with her?
>>580107646Her name is Mile cutie
>>580107905Just loopa the white version of descent or >>580107973
>>580107742We just lost thousands of loaves of bread
>>580107751HURRAYYYYYYYYYY
>>580107794only for medium races where the Hogger excels at
>>580107875nopeyou are already in the soup and XOG'd
>>580107945midget women
>>580108105I shan't roll
>>580107875Make a sacrificial front to hit NSM and yes
Are there any numbers about the % chance to get carats from an auto run and how many?
>>580108221is there a reason why she's there
>>580108105looks like a decent borrow if you're a pacefag
>>580108105was waiting to make my one pace chaser ace so I could borrow this card
Fuji Kiseki
>>580107905Better hints which includes Straight Descent which is still fine. Umas like Laisu and Finemoaner can be used who have Determined Descent built in.
>>580108217I got default Tama with 2 tickets, she's cheap anon, do 10 singles and you'll get her
>>5801082435% per race, 5 carats. 10 during double rewards
>>580108262Seven Reasons
>>580107825This is a B club with the new event
so we went back in time heh? ExcelUma (588536995) is recruiting new members!> comfy time club> 5m fans monthly> open and graded players welcomesend us a request with /uma/ on your profile
Is this URA only discount a one time thing or did they do this a lot in JP where only one scenario gets discounted?
>>580107794>phase_laterhalf_random==1Nice try gaslight dancer
>>5801082435% chance of 5 carats per graded race win (any grade, not just G1 so long as it's graded), this is effected by double rewards
>>580108317h-hot...
>>580108394We are also getting one for Unity and that's it
Reminder: Today is the LAST day to earn your StarHorse4 jukebox listening rewards.
Someone post the fan farm schedule
>>580108394This is when URA was supposed to actually be updated, but we got the updated URA and Unity early.
I was using my last TP juices before the announcement...
I'm thinking about joining CUMA, danchou seems like a cool and reasonable guy
>>580108478So if you don't have Racing Stamina and Ignite Wit in your legacies by the end of these events, you are officially behind!
>>580108115Why is her racing attire so lewd?
so what did we learn?
>>580108078It is, 1 in 6 chance for you to become Christmas Oguri-lite, but the speed portion means it'll at least always do something. You'd probably still use it over Nishino wit in any case.
>>580108503My what
i hate grand live so much
I just started a fan run before the announcement.........
So what are S and A+ mins now that half TP is back on the table?
>>580108628I want to marry Spe's daughters.
>>580108725500 mil
>>580108115No it isn't, it's some short sequence of Japanese characters that the residents of /umaJP/ can only read with substantial effort
>>580108681oh wow, somebody else running goldship for this CMWhat's your deck looking like?
>>580108601Purely practical to go for the extra mile
>>580107794Oguri SEX
>>580108784Danchode I think I will be going back to a C+ guild
hope you're ready to get this and not oguri!
>>580108628you can't escape URA.
but how do I auto SS parents on ura
>>580108832budget stuff
>>580108996you don't!
>>580108503Bwo you can't drop that and not explain what it is
>>580108952decent clanking card honestly
>Not one screenshot of what the Yae card offersI know it's guts, but jeez.
>>580108558it will always be extremely funny to me that bamboo is meno's superior.
>>580108952Yaeno being born in the wrong gen again...
>>580108996you can't even manual SS parents in URA
>>580108876for a second I thought that was a navel piercing and my dick almost exploded
>>580109081>>580108952
>>580108392>still no evidence of ExcelUma™ spreadsheets
>>580109135>he hasn't seen the files....
2speed3wit or 3speed 2wit for standard FineMo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iW4nYh7j5c
>>580109204she has 0% speed growth you need 3 speed cards gwochalin
>>580109002SameWish you luck
>>580109081 (me)never mind, this bwo clutched >>580108952>>580109121yeah didn't take long to eat my words luckily in a good way
>>580108392I use LibreOffice
>>580109342for me it's csv and notepad
>>580109342I also use it since it came with my Linux install.
It doesn't say anywhere it starts at the same time as the event tho, in JP it started at the same time as the Acute banner
Danchou here, kindly follow the guide
>>580108952> Guts cardU wot m8
when is this URA boost?
>>580108952if anyone was curious about the chain events
>>580108952Good guts card for GM
why do I need fans? what do they do?
Stop calling her Fine Moaner
I love my genius wife!
>>580109557left handed is nice, hydrate too, for clanking atleast
>>580109464proof before I jump ship
>>580109465can't see shit
>>580109712That's what I'm been saying
>>580109557>semi-guaranteed way to get Left-Handed when relevantif only clanker liked chains more, I've had auto runs where I never got groundwork from putting Falco in there, but the hint variety is still not bad.
Digitan LOVE
>>580109778here, use what i uset. other danchou
>>580107661
my danchou just tripled the quota because of the half tp event....
Reminder
>>580109342why would you use that when google sheets is free
>>580109464>new additionsWhat if we receive an URA 2.0 EX mode which is on par with GL?
these fuckers seriously believe with all their heart that they look cool
>>580109995based Allen
>>580109664>Good guts cardNo such thing
>>580109342I'd use it if it didn't look like a worse Excel 2003, it's inpressive how bad opensource fags are at UI design, can't even come up with proper menusmfw forever stuck using Excel2007>>580109135I once posted a team trial one, but ever since I had to dedicate myself to the LeFish lifestyle I hadn't the chance nor the feeling to come up with new sheets. Maybe ill schizout about lane or vision skills later on or smth
>>580110072you're making up that rightno such thing as URA EX exists other than the update we got with nu-unity, right?don't lie in the internet
>>580109756Look up what was released on November 17th in JP
>>580110140Yeah windy's not cool but she looks so fucking sexy oh my god
boyish women
>>580110210he said what if bwo...
How many carats can I get in URA farming fans for danchud?
>>580110295Girly men
a weekend bigjighttps://jiggie.fun/1mM2SP>https://jiggie.fun/1mM2SPhttps://jiggie.fun/1mM2SP>https://jiggie.fun/1mM2SPhttps://jiggie.fun/1mM2SP
>>580110326200
>>580110383>ntr ew
>>580110167
>>580110326200 a day. That's 20 pulls in two weeks!
What was the point of adding this to season 3?
>you will now farm 12 fans million a day for danchud
>>580110275the uma who could literally not be any goofier if she tried. and you think she's sexy. good for you I guess.
ButtTrasero
huh? why do I feel sleepy...
>>580110541My sexual pleasure
>>580110225So it could really start whenever because we already got URA+?
>>580110541Neicha is an important character to KSB's character development
How am I supposed to loopa in URA?
>>580110140c-cooler than you f-fag!
>>580110295Nothing boyish about those bazongas
>>580110805Loop your GGPs there?
>>580110167>he didn't pull Turbo gutslol you are already behind for GM, it's the 3 guts scenario
>>580110805You don't!Smart trainers will start their day on URA for 2x 200 carrat drops, then do their parent runs normally
>>580110569Nah, I'm good.My danchou is generous.
>>580108628Rickey the Lucky saved a life.abuse babydachisAnd fuku needs to die with this 4
>>580110541Neicha's thighs can save lives. That's why.
>>580110884>Looping GGPs at this point in the gamengmi
>>580110919Good thing I got Urara!And Ayabe guts!And... Mambo I guess.
>>580110857Creek love
>>580110843this woman is ur bro who u game with
>>580110942Leave your clubJoin mine instead
I am finally free from the class 5 yoyo hell.
any orphaned, clubless anons?
>>580110919You "people" said the same thing during MANT
Nobody told me the wit Oguri card was better than the Nishino Flower card now I've started an emergency straight descent parent fuck you guys
>>580111382Everyone that is remotely competitive knew that already
Trainers are for their trainees and if you don't agree you should kill yourself
Mini the Lady
>>580111382Don't forget your downhill speedster sparks!!!
>>580111085
I fucking hate all of you!
>>580111452Yes, I'll impregnate Super Creek right after URA Finale.
Join Haythere, I'm am no longer asking
>>580111382I posted thew rong image fuck >>580111487What the hell is that
>>580111295Yeah but I don't particularly want to join an /uma/ club and associate with you f*gs
>>580111574not even a fun one...?
>>580111382zamn oguri is raiding tamamo's burger pocket...
>>580111558Based but why after? why not right now?
>>580111336The speed cap is only 1500 for GM2 speed or even 1 if you have speed growth is enough to cap your speed. Then 2 wit and a group card. What cards are you going to use for the 2/3 slots left?
I need a mating partner.
>>580110805you don't, spend enough time to get an RS:S loop and maybe an RS:P loop and get out. Spend the event time strengthening it if you must and never go back.
>>580109245never forget that Tahbo's VA dun goofed and said "Producer" instead of "Trainer" at a concert kek
>>580110919Larc is the 3 guts. GM is 1
>>580111791I'd plap Teio so bad I would break her pelvis with my weight
>>580111689Fine tuning for peak sex performance.
>>580111621Can you just tell me which one it is. Just once.
I'm sure anything would break under the weight of a Teiobro
>>580111571No! Your club is gay and Rudolf is a dork!
>>580111954:) >>580107683
why aren't you saving for ramones
>>580112053Umamusume B...
>>580111530
>>580112103Too old desu
>>580111979If that's how you truly feel...
>>580111882want that so bad
>>580112053She so cute
the thread wouldnt suck so much if we had a danchocord to manage the thread from the shadows
>Today I learnt that "Silent Migraine" are a thing, and they can suddenly and out of nowhere fucked your visual part of the brain, completely scrambling your visionHow did I learn about this? I literally had it happen to me some hours ago, parts of my vision (on both eyes) looking like a broken display, pixels shuffled around. I could even see that shit with closed eyes.
>>580112281we do tho
>>580112281
>>580112205Maybe next month
>>580112331Can confirm this is real
breeding session or she throws a tantrum
>>580111498https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11984189https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11987900
if i make a new thread club, how would i join the danchode discord
>>580112281>yet another shadowy cabal would save the threadUmazing idea
>>580112189UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHFOALSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>580112215Of course you do you dirty slut stop using the thread to fish for ERP or you'll end up yourself raped
>>580112281>he doesn't know
next danchou will be breader
>>580111784Pow to hit 1500 pow
By how much does Wit Ramonu powercreep Fine Motion?
>>580112460each new club has a 6 month vesting period. If you survive we will invite you and provide to access to channels based on your average club strength
>>580112281>he is unaware
>>580112460send dick pick to A***n and he will evaluate your application
next danchou will be bred
They're removing clubs in the next update btw
>>580112757god i wish
>they dont know
>>580111784>1 speed card is enough to hit 1500 speed for umas like Suzukawhat a load of shit
>>580112189why'd they not visit poor Feno?
>>580112757Thank god
>>580112621Like the difference between SR King and Kita
THIS IS IT /uma/ MY FINAL ATTACK
so what if I want to impregnate my danchou that's normal
I don't know
>>580112757I don't think any gacha game has removed guilds even after they're long defunct.Honkai comes to mind
>>580112939
Now that the dust has settled.Why are there so many clubs not at 30/30 this month?
>>580112306Next step is a silent stroke.
>>580112939+1 image count
I'm danchou
>>580112939uh oh
>NTR shit deleted immediately
>>580112281>he doesn't know about the club triumvirate
>>580112621She doesn't, it's just another poorfag psyop like Light Hello being a must pull
>>580113001There's going to be a lot more once the half TP starts.
>>580113102Further proves that anti NTR schizo is friends or is a janny himself
>>580112507sorry...I'm a bad girl in need of correction
>>580113102am I allowed to make a Narita Top Road joke out of this. yes or no
>>580113001have you seen the clubposting in the last 5+ threads
do newfags not know what a self delete is?
Sure is summer in here
>>580113247but uma&co is at 30/30
>>58011330429/30 but umama is pregnant
>>580113247
j....oi....n....u.....s......th.....is.....7.....cur....ses...you..r.....pulls
>>580113280For some reason this summer went for 4 months straight and hasn't ended yet I'm trying to masturbate here while clanking my runs but I need the AC on at all times because it's so hot but it's fucking September already when is this summer going to end????
I love umas with big boobies
>>580113257i think you should self-delete
>>580113257I doubt the board's cooldown would allow such a quick deletionif it was that easy to pornpost & delete you'd see it more frequently
>>580113352no they're always at 30/30can't you see how many "jokes" we have about discord? unironically they're the club with the least member problems
Maybe I'm just schizo but it seems like half of the decisions made after 2nd anni were made to kill XOguri>right after the Satsuki Sho CM where XOguri+2 doms was still a popular strat Cygames released Ancestors>Ancestors gives Divine Speed an insane gold skill XOguri can't use because it has recovery and will fuck up her ult>no 2000-2200m CMs anymore only 2400m mediums where she can't speed carryover>Pasa releases with a gold accel for 2400m CMs for both pace and late>L'Arc lets you have 1200 stam with 1 stam card alone so recoveries become useless unless the race is 3000m+ >That means XOguri cheating by building less stam is now useless >during 3rd anni stamina contest is introduced>you now need 1700 stam for every single race past 2100m, XOguri can't cheat anymore she needs max stamina like everyone else>repositioning and stamina conservation are also introduced>recoveries activating right before late-race become bad>also guts Orfevre used in every single deck gives Divine Speed tooNo wonder she fell off so hard after 2nd anni
>>580113247dom dom
I love Rice
@umamusume_eng the members of the Uma&Co club have been using unauthorized nudity modifications. I strongly recommend suspending their accounts as a precautionary measure, in order to prevent any potential complications with the rights holders of the real-life horses.
>>580113564>the janny got found out being anti-ntr schizo and is running low quality damage control Lmao
>>580113280I'm sad that it's coming to an end where I'm at. Burning alive in 35+ C heat is preferable to days ending at fucking 6pm.
That wide spread joke was funny
>>580113749use freedom units you fucker
>>580113280Can't wait for it to be over. Working outside in the heat sucks.
>>580113746Jannies have the 3rd world IP range on watchlist. Posts will be deleted instantlyt. knower
amazing
>>580113749what kind of sand creature are you to prefer this heat to literally anything else
Trainer-san 10 manual mant runs for club ranking doko
>>580113593Well, yeah, these games live by making people continuously pull on new content, can't have anything too old still be dominant. Old things can sometimes be competitive, just not dominant.
>>580113791I'll spread you wide and joke in your funny
Air groove coaching all her grown adult off spring how to take trainer's dick
>>580113946thanks V
>>580113946Good one. You can join uma&co
>buy beard papa >Tell parents they can have some >Come home from work the next day >It's all gone, dad ate fucking 5 of them, mom ate one. I want to die. Uma musume.
>>580113991Holding Rulership and Kiseki by the hair so they are forced to watch up-close how Air Groove rides Trainer's dick.
No one remembers what summer means...
>>580114104Without the ears my bro just looks gay
>>580114065Who cares we are past the point of no return
>>580114065I do but I hate le oldfag meme so I always try to not fall into that kind of callbacks or quirky millenial coded references
>>580114065yes we do, but uncs like to talk about the weather
>>580114065It is 2026, man. Nobody is going to remember what summer meant back in 2006. They probably don't even remember old rival sites like Gaia Online and Ebaumsworld.
>>580112875
blin
>>580114065summer as a posting quality measure has been irrelevant ever since smartphones started having web browsers
>>580107550
>>580114065We've been in Eternal September since 1994
The great Shiraoki-sama will make it so we all get along and Admire Terra will win the l'Arc
>>580114065Pokemon GO to the polls?
>>580113938Blaze Brian is actually a good example of a unit going back at the top of the meta after years of being shit
>>580113820Just for you, 95 degrees Fahrenheit and above. You don't need to thank me.>>580113890I get sick easily and so winter just means that I'm completely miserable for a few months while the new variant of the common cold fucks shit up inside me. That is why.
semen status
>>580114315But I want Meisho Tabaru to win and bring about the Gold Triumph dynasty for the next thousand years.
>>580114315nah, Shiraoki is gypsy bullshit and this 4 will kill everyone in the thread
>>580114421Nice try but I'm not gonna doxx myself
>>580112875Falco hornjob...
>>580114375Ain't that bad feller. Unless you have humidity
>>580114457>7
>>580114482retardyou can't get doxxed from posting your score alone
>>580114297>eternal september>not endless eight
>>580114457>7DamnBad luck
>>580114315If shilaoki-sama was real then why doesn't she give me a fuku gf? Is she evil?
>>580114571Whatever you say, James.
Go into your trainer notes, sort by fans and post them.
>>580112854>>580113117These make sense. I'm so greedy to aim for speed pokke, and wit bourbon, while also lamenting about Ramonu and Pasa.
>>580114692im looooooooopin
>>580114692You forgot your pointing falco
weekend bigjighttps://jiggie.fun/1mM2SP>https://jiggie.fun/1mM2SPhttps://jiggie.fun/1mM2SP>https://jiggie.fun/1mM2SPhttps://jiggie.fun/1mM2SP
>>580114692
>>580114646all the girls these days are into astrology and feng shuei, your fuku gf doesnt exist bwo..
>>580107550>Skip Riko Rice>Riko is the most important cardFuck WITTARDhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Tqn5EZC4Dp0?feature=share
>>580114830>>580114920Do you niggas even play the game?
>>580114646Shiraoki-sama has decided that the thing she got for you in September will be gift-wrapped and hidden away so it can be a holiday present during the Happy Holidays day.
>>5801150404 and it's dick cancer
>>580114795Take the GM skip pillOpen League is just as fun
Accurate breast milk chart?
but I dont want to mlb my fine motion
>>580114994like for 3 days before cm start and then back to looping
>>580115184you wouldn't milk a boy
Just wanting to let everyone know that I did this. https://litter.catbox.moe/029dyuqdghklb0fq.jpg
>>580115184Super Creek butter and cheese...
>>580115184Transcend milk is creamy???
>>580115291>black
>>580114994why the fuck would I do that
>>580114830based loopGOD
>>580115040Waow... I should've never doubted shiraoki sama. >>580115110I'm too young for cancer. Come back in like 20 years.
>>580115291
>>580115184nishino's would be creamy
so wit ramonu and sneed pasa are the next two "everyone pull or you're bricked" cards?
>>580115291filliesmore like filled
>>580115553there's more than that but the others are a secret
>>580115064StegoGAWD
>>580115553Akebono speed is honestly better than at least one of those, and it's only a month after
>>580114692i wonder who i was spamming auto fan runs with last month.>>580115553>wit ramonu>everyone pull or you're brickedit's complicated. front mains and end mains never use her again after GM, and pace mains never use her again once mcqueen wit drops 1 month into l'arc. late mains get more use out of her as their specialist BiS releases toward the end of l'arc
>>580113036Could you FUCKING IMAGINE? I equally adore how far humans can push their bodies and brains, but also how dummy fragile we're, it's so damn cool and fascinating.
>>580115724Made me look
>>580114692>>580115064>1bil>the next best thing is 230mil, ON THE CHUDInsane commitment, gotta respect that
>>580113247I hate peopke mun!
>>580115559I really like you Freckles Boobs but you didn't show up in my pulls so you don't like me that much....
>>580113247What is this behavior called
>>580116037
hopeful status?
>>580116197Nyooooooo!!!
>>580116180online exhibitionism
>>580115161It's harder to train and aim for a good low rank uma than to be 3rd in Rank B graded with whatever you manage to pump out.
>>580113247ew umama is a genshin chud embarassing
Biko on my Creek-o
ArknightsCHADS wouldn't act like this!
>>580116197That spider is radioactive, spider mambo!
>>580116289soon
>>580116197Mmmmm mambo vore
>>580116428About that.....
>>580114692Auto has done some things to this list
>>580116489
>>580116578This is cool, but sand venom doesn't have a little hat
>>580116493LET'S GOOOO
>>580116197me on the left
>>580116578sexy slutty mambo swinging through the streets at lightswinging under the sheets and night
>>580114692Teio became my fan farmer too so it's not going to change any time soon
>>580116289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u57Beo2_FeAThe Good Life is Hopeful(American)
Wifehauser
She is a good and lovable girl
>>580116802500 retarded clumsy babies
>>580116769that was a good race
Retarded mambo childrenFalling down the stairsFalling up the stairsBecause they're retarded
>>580114315chadmire terra is going to buck his jockey again and win headless to show the whole world japanese horses are the most powerful
We're entering burger hours it's about time for the Chiyoposter to start asking for my kisses
Mambo isn't dumb...
>580117603You wish
Mambomore like Dumbo
>>580115827I don't have to imagine, it already happened to me. Was fun to have the doctor ask me about my last stroke and being completely clueless.
...
>>580118072Words hurt
To think we could have Benzo at our club right now, but he ended up joining one of the other 20 mambo alts...
kingu luv
Please be kinda nice
I CAN'T WAIT FOR TAMA AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>580118237Twin turboMore like Twin TURDO
>>580118162Who?
>>580118285That's a premeditated act of extremely evil, and for that you shall be put down like the dog you are
.................I NISMSBSKSJEUSAKS HOM sosbsndmic hucxkfun fickckkkkk godd fikpldasf slae up altrafy i eant to nert and uahe a tood tile please rin miss you so much
>>580118237>play Teio>double jet shows up>+30 stm and hydratelove this lil fella
>>580118397If you were worth his time, he wouldn't have left you
>>580118587
>>580114692Sure
>>580118791Finding out one of my best friend is gay gave me a silent migraine. It was the first time I've had it, I just couldn't believe it.
Wrong image, this is funnier>>580118115Holy shit what? Aren't strokes usually meant to be really noticeable, as they can cause some serious damage? How the fuck do you have "a silent one"?
End Xog wants Pump and MPB right?
DID YOU KNOW THAT IN UMA MUSUMAYtitle holder was so bad at sex they had to make him watch another horse do the deed to get the idea
>>580118997I cant believe Chiyo had a stroke and died...
pumping to xog
if danchode brings up the using the 50 or 100 drop carats from runs for fan runs /uma/ club is going to simply implode
>>580118392Yami Turbo...
>>580118791>>580118997silent strokes are silent when they are not destroying an important part of your brain, it's like having a stroke on your finger vesselsa stroke is a stroke so it means more are to come if you don't get your heart checked
Crazy to think that at any moment, any one of us could have a freak stroke and die, with our final post being our last input into the worldAnyway I really want to suck on umaboobers
>>580119115yeppersif you feel cute you get maruzen as gp and buy redshift if you get luckyif you're using double debuffs get a sein gp too lol
silently stroking to falco
>>580118976Me when I found out that my (once) best friend that hasn't talked to me in months suddenly turned out trans on his return. Granted he is also a PANSEXUAL FURRY, so I suppose that was bound to happen.>>580119183>FINGER VESSELS STROKEIs that what they call a "mini-stroke"?>Studies show people who have silent migraines have some increased risk of transient ischemic attack.>Transient ischemic attacks (TIAs) are often incorrectly called “mini-strokes,” but they’re every bit as serious as a true stroke.https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/14173-transient-ischemic-attack-tia-or-mini-strokeThe human body is metal, holy fuck.
>>580119115>PumpNo
is dying of stroke as bad as getting posted on /gif/ rekt threads
>>580119329Suzuka sexo
>>580119308this means very close to nothing in the context of the question
>1st run gives me the stats and skills but not distance >next two runs are bricks>4th run gives me skills and distance but not the stats
>>580119271Remember to always be close to where your pc is connected so you can unplug it if you ever have a stroke or a meteorite falls on your face
Loudly and publicly stroking to falco
meeku sexUGH ACK-
>>580118997A silent stroke is called that because it isn't as noticeable. You could go through your day without even knowing you had one. Could go years, if you don't get a brain scan for awhile, without ever knowing. Does increase the chance of a real stroke in the future, though. For now, I at least don't have the face dropping and slurring that is common with strokes. I just use it to excuse being more retarded than usual.
This is a very weird outfit
>>580119682milkies on my face
>>580119484Deadman switch is the way to do this. Always have your butt slightly clenched around a plug with a lever built into it that maintains a circuit disabling a small time bomb capable of destroying your body and all nearby computing devices. When you die your bowels will relax and all after a suitable delay (allowing you to stick the plug back in if it was just a mistake) all evidence will be destroyed
>>580119589Fuck me that spooky. The potential of a simple heart attack or a stroke are scary as it is, but to think that you could be having a bunch of quiet strokes randomly is weird to think about.
>>580117715>>580117603Sorry I'm low T and didn't reply correctly
>>580119682The motif is in the aroma
>>580119682Top 3 cleavage in umas history
>>580118397>>580118587>>580118870genuinely cant tell if people are just doing this as a bit now or if theres actually relationship drama happening in this thread
>>580119682Boobs
>>580119861when in doubt, it's always erp
>>580119807strokes shouldn't scare you that much unless you're a fat fuck or you already have heart problem or you got the pfizer jabearly onset dementia is your suicide signal and what should scare you
>>580118397who is blud talking about
>>580119682
>/uma/ club at rank 101 again
>>580118397most mentally stable currensister
>>580120035LMFAOOO
>>580120035Uma&Co isn't getting S so dunno what is there to laugh about V
>>580119956Well yeah, but it's still fucked to think these things can happen period. Makes you wonder what other spooky "quiet" shit your body does without us knowing about.>early onset dementia is your suicide signalThat's a given, but also a whole other story.
>>580119994>blackoh no
>>580115184Anyone that eats large amounts is going to have plenty of creamy milk production. Oguri, Spechud and Mirako would all have some of the richest milk you could ask for.
uh oh derby
>>580120035dont poke them too much they're going to NTRevenge all our earners
Remember to finish your quests for the Kikuka Sho event. St Lite and Kobe Shimbun are both late September so it takes two runs at least!
>>580120319That's true. Thanks, Dia!
>>580120035Soon.
>>580119994me behind the door
>>580119301>Me when I found out that my (once) best friend that hasn't talked to me in months suddenly turned out trans on his return.Relatable...I get how you're feeling exactly
Should i run kitasan as a pace chaser
All the club chat messages used up in an hour, these guys don't stop yapping
>he abandoned his A+ club for another A+ club
>>580120459time to rev up that discord
I keep seeing Halloween Doto beating Xogs in lobbies, was she really that good?
>>580120501wow what a cute musume
>>580120131you also can have strokes in your mesentery and that one is an instant kill, but you shouldn't worry about that one if you get to old age for sure it will get detected so long as you live in a nice country, it takes years for it to build up like a time bomb
>>580120319I actually forgot about it... bless up
>suddenly die>dick in left hand>endless loop of hentai on one screen>a gorillian 4chan tabs open on the other>last thing I ever said was calling the janny a double niggerdon't scare me like this guys
>>580120578I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BIOLOGY I LOVE BEING ALIVE I LOVE BEING ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
Made the danchocord for the danchos~ https://discord.com/invite/raecord
>>580119994I am not that brown
>>580120720just don't die
>>580120459Allen needs to whip up the remaining members. Look at how many are sub 30M
Stop talking about strokes reta
>>580120720What do you care? You're already dead. Your loved ones (if they exist) will have to deal with burning your porn stash.
better have SEX with all of the MEN you can before it's all over
>>580120459Why are you leaking chats now too
I really need to filter dobergays
>>580120516Neck & Neck is good Shocking I know
>>580120459He stole my club's most talkative member so they better be chatting in there
danchou im sorry but im not feeli
>>580120720what's scary about that, that's an honorable death
>>580120732We already have one. You need proof before we invite you.
>>580120720who cares? you are going to be dead
>>580120902Mambo... let go...
>>580120853It's more redacted than the Epsatono list I wouldn't call it a leak
>>580120516Conveniently strong growths and kit (for stam heavy mediums in this case) at this moment of the game just like steampunk taishin
>>580120720Can't be that bad, a lot of suicide cases come from retards who can't choke themselves without dying while masturbating. The family ends up asking the police to not notify such details to the public.
>>580120829you see curren has the right idea
>>580120893no it's not
>>580120937Nyever...
>>580120501
>>580120902brickedbwo...
Mackie please st~aaaanhgh~ *plap plap* I am still sore please slow down *plap plap pl- Mackie? Mackie!? MACKIEEEEEEE!!!!
What if I just quit /uma/ club on the 13trh?
>>580120731Talk like that and you're going to wake up one day with the nerves in one of your limbs just dying without warning.
>>580120954Everything starts with that
>>580121125You would be a thread hero
>>580121134Silly! Hi!
dancho said he's going to spank and whip anyone that does less than 50M this month and all our top earners started flatlining....
i smell toast burning
>>580121085>died of heart attack while doing umayoiWtf McQueen is based
>>580121225If I have an A+ club that could take me in I'll consider it.
>>580121292
umasoy
>>580121292There are multiple a+ clubs with open spots at the moment if you want to be based right now
>>580120797We'll be fine anyway I think the problem is some people haven't figured out that doing fan runs with carats is still profitable
>>580121292JOIN US PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>580121376that's not oguri
>>580121292Uma&co leadership will probably be coerced into accepting you
>>580121376Bob Rice is so cute
>>580121292literally every a+ club is open bro
You guys are really gullible, huh
dramafags don't have decent aceskill these niggas
>>580121537Tricking people isn't a random act of kinda nice
>>580120731Life is made up of three elements: ups, downs, and derbies. Be sure to train for all three!!
Hey.
>>580121426because it's not a gaslight, 40 wins is what you need to break even and you're gonna be doing more than 40 races in a fan run
>>580121640Hey,,,
Club drama is for faggots
>>580119682Breasts motif
>>580121602Did you say... derby?
More like Fart Falcon
>>580121640>>580121686Stfu
>>580121703Rice wouldn't think that or say that, but if she did, she would be RIGHT.
>>580121648just because you keep repeating it doesn't mean I will believe you
>>580121640would you consider taking in the /uma/club saboteur
>>580121114Don't post this!
>>580121537
>>580121746You say things like these but you do not believe in them. You love umadols
>>580121720Made for extensive spanking during long, painful, highly consensual BDSM sessions
>>580121596It would be kinda nice if you SHUT THE FUCK UP, Twin Jet!
>>580121114weird looking ninjin
>>580121794You don't have to trust me, go find out what the carat drop rate is and do some basic math
She hates all insects except ladybugs.
>>580121928You are very evil, and I wish you became more kind
>>580122052Air Groove...
>>580121114Sex
>>580122135Senior division midget woman
>>580121958my wife
>>580121812Wrong reply?
She can tell how a goat is feeling by interrogating it for six hours until it cracks.
>>580121537I will always believe what anons say unless proven otherwiseI never lie here why would other anons lie to me, in an anonymous forum of all places
>>580122267
Did you know? Cheval Grand means Big Horse.
>Can finally use Kitasan as ace next cmIt's her time!
>>580122016>go find out what the carat drop rate is and do some basic mathyou don't know either, so why even share your fanfiction
>>580122341imagine gripping mr cute belly's cute belly
>>580122363Cheval Grand means Chainsmoker Cat
>>580122065I wish you would drop out of Tracen, you useless Uma.
is curren chan evil?
>>580122438You lash out at what you do not understand
>>580122468Yeah
>>580122341
>>580122468No only the posters are
>>580120902Love you ex mambwo...
>>580122468She's the incarnation of the capital sin of Lust so yeah
clitasan
>>580122605cardinal
>>580122468>is indian 4chan evilyes
Any cute twink faggots (complimentary)?
>>580122585I HATE CURREN
curry chan
My trainee kicked me in the back as a joke, and it paralyzed me from the waist down
>>580122929sex sex sexsexsex
>>580122929This is an umadol
>>580123018no it's not
>>580122929never forget dirt umas are for anal only
>>580123089never forget you'll never be a woman
>>580122929Lickable tummy
>>580122929what is this woman so angry for
>>580122598
>>580123089.......
>>580123089only Tarumae and Urara
It's time for men.
I sense that my trainee and I have formed an irreplaceable bond during this time together.
If only Espoir City was a mare
>>580123165I'm a man so yeah
>being an hero for leaving a club and fuck everyone else' hard workthis is the level huh
>>580123318Dober would be a great housewife
[Heartening News]4chan has a club ranked in the top 100 (S) once more.
>>580123318
Let’s not sabotage other fellow clubs~t. danchou
finally some good fucking posts
>>580123414if she can get pregnant then she's a mare, especially in the bed
>>580123664true>t. other danchou
Best strat to use for CM20?
>>580123278I'll never forget my Mambwos, the Machan pic made this even sadder though...
>>580123725late/front
Mambo trying to be the gayest club in /uma/ in a world where Umaco members fuck each other in chat
>>580123725Make a sigil for winning, rub one out on it, burn it. It works best if you also pray to Shiraoki-sama
I'm going to mating press Mejiro Dober so that she has to look at the face of a MAN as she experiences the pleasure of being cummed inside.
>>580123318Men (derogatory) or (complimentary)?
>>580123873No friend self report
Oguri Cap and I were made for one another
>>580123670>>580123668SEX WITH TINY UMA SO I CAN BEND THEM OVER TABLES AND MARRY
>>580123927I bet she keeps a picture of her trainer under her pillow
>>580122880BASED LAISU
I'm going to kiss and hold hands with Mejiro Dober because I love her
>>580124006>eating from a bucket like the piggy he is
>>580124006Why are you stealing your dog's food?
I miss Yokai TeioI miss having artfagsNot this drama nonsense
>>580124176if you're from /v/ you should have moved to /vm/a with them
>>580124006Please use a gohan chawan and hashi like a civilized hito
>club leader has not yet to remove any chibi of his clique shit in trainer's office area while the random ones get sent out to the field/backstageit's painfully obvious how he is doing this everyday it's pathetic like okay man we already know you guys are close internet friends
>>580123748One day we'll all be back togetherJust not today
>>580124413igenuinelydo not care
>>580124413I assumed where they show up is random
>>580124413chibis are random my dude you can't organize them
>>580122391The game tells you what the drop rates are bwo
>>580124006that actually looks really good
>>580124413stop posting like a woman on her period
every day Mejiro Dober writes the name of her trainer on a piece of paper and places it in her pantsu
>>580124413This is a genuine schizo
>>580124612>umanko voodoo
>>580124413...the chibi's are random
>>580124612I was hoping you would say something like "until Dober pees on me"
What are they thinking?
>>580124413
>>580124176>someone earlier asks /uma/ how Ramonu wit stacks up with Finemo wit>definitely a newfag because he doesn't know how to read GameTorah charts>/uma/ gives him a dismissive response, says Ramonu is gaslighting done by brown people>gets otherwise ignored because of discord drama being discussed>he then goes to /v/ma and asks basically the same thing>gets pull charts, some analysis of stats, some discussion on if f2p status or not, future pull plans etcAt a certain point you sleep in the bed you make. Maybe spoonfeeding isn't on the agenda here but any one poster can do their part to make this general better.
>>580124413yes anon, danchou is specifically targeting YOU by messing with your rng to ensure you're never in the trainers office
>>580124432I believe it bwo, chance talks like these are always nice, makes me remember the good ol' times, I hope the others are also dojng good, a bunch of the more talkative guys also left...
>>580124774This is when URA revamp went live in JP and we haven't gotten this event so here it is.
>>580124851chudnosaur my self insert
>check my club>I'm in the trainer's office with all the other top dogs from the clubhehe...
>>580112463Having sex with Ardan in the shadows
>>580125001I HATE HELIOS
>>580124774Are we back in loop season? >can't reach SS in URAWhat's the point? We all have our URA greatgrandparents at this point already, right? All this do will roid up the club fan gains again
>>580124413mambwo....
Is pulling for CB wit still worth it or do I just save for Ramonu?
>>580125193CB only needs 1 duplicate before diminishing returns kick in
>>580125193If you're an end chud you may want the card at 1LB at least, if you don't have Creek MLB the banner has high valueBut Ramonu needs 400-600 rolls, plan accordingly
>>580124851Why did you leave again
gimuretto
>>580125120It's just awkward because non-SS uma really suck outside of first time Racing Spirit loop starting.
I don't think the 6 wit strat TT ace is working at all. I've gotten around 6-8 gold skills per trainee and 564 Escapade on top of that. But somehow they're scoring way too low due to not winning or something like that? I feel like getting a win gives higher score.
>>580124851Same banter as always, nothing's changedMy new club is strictly business which is what I wanted for now at least. I admit it's sad not having certain people to talk to daily though (or pink shoes ohayo)
>>580125445>I feel like getting a win gives higher score.that's because it does
>>580108318Paizuri.
raping spirit
>>580125283you only need 5 pulls if you're good at the game
It's over...
>>580124790I started with /vg/ but I'm in both threads now. You guys are funnier than they are, but you also fall off a cliff whenever like two or three particular people get brought upbut they're definitely more into the actual like, game.
>>580125295Wouldn't you like to know you curious anondacchi...>>580125449Ah, had a strong feeling it was you... The pink shoes frenzy was indeed funny and I do miss talking to some of the guys myself, the CM practice rooms were fun... Well I do hope you're having a good time in your new home at least, that's the important part!
>>580125626And you only need a 7 to die while you sleep tonight if you're bad at the game of life
>>580125445It's a balance. You want gold skills, but you also want your umas to get top 3 placement to get an optimal score, top 5 is also fine.
cant wait for plats to get doxxed so we finally know who between /uma/ amd /v/ma is better at this game
@TamaLove do you happen to have an open slot if possible? High earner looking to move.>Why?Have a few mutuals in there from hosting lobbies, would be a good time I think.
7 and i die while asleep tonight
>>580125643Suzuka is the sexiest.
>>580125857See you soon
>>580125857giwtwm
>>580125857You're not escaping umapyoi that easily
>>580125857BROOOOOOOO NOOOOO
>>580125660This thread is plat central and the average anon knows the accel/speed values of the most popular skills by heart so it's hard for newfriends to ask questions and not get thrown the gametora book at their face. /vm/a may care more about keeping things ontopic and giving fish instead of teaching fishing but they suck at the game bar a few exceptional anons.
>>580125857
>send trainee off to independent training>she's still in the lobbyMy immersion...
>>580125849We're 30/30, maybe check back next month
finally i get to isekai
>>5801258577 and his favorite Uma will ride his cock before he dies.
>>580125739Likewise! I expect to have my 5th cm win in a row for my current streak and I owe it partly to themI won't speak for danchou but I'd imagine the door's always open. I may wander back one day
>>580125660I was the one teaching anons here how to loop though
>>580125997I'm not sure if you're aware of this but most of our guys that are good at the game practice in lobbies over there not here
>>580125982Would Ardan follow me to the afterlife to keep umapyoi'ing me
>>580125660I'm Fine with tolerating the constant name-dropping here since 99% of it only happens during american hours. Not gonna spend any significant on the vm thread until this place goes to complete shit since /v/ lingo and memes are legitimately the unfunniest shit of all time
>17k caratsIt's not going to be enough for Kris S and Ramonu, right?
>>580125857I'm starting to think that Shiraoki-sama isn't a virtuous deity...
>>580124413Everyone took this post way too seriously
>>580126078Bummer...
>>580126298just selector her
>>580125857>>580125947pls don't die, anons
>>580125849autis/uma/ has a slot :)
Boss-su...
>>580126257Just cause the rooms fill faster
stop trying to die with numbers
>>580125568>>580125445I'm going to weed out low scorers and just run them back in GL. Thanks.
>>580126586I'd suggest testing your aces against theirs but at the same time I don't really care what you do
>>580126624kwab
>>5801266247 and your appendix bursts
>>580126624>4
>>580126153That's very cool, all the practicing paid off! I lost last one sadly and it broke my streak but I've been very lazy with building aces in recent times so I had it coming...Well I also love my new dacchis so I find it hard to believe I'd leave the club anytime soon but if it ever happened I wouldn't mind going back...Hopefully by that time you and some of the other OGs are still around...
7 and I'll marry an umamusume.0 and I'll die single.
>>580126257Which ones
>>580126695But anon I'm one of the room hosters/joiners you're talking about
>>580126863Join rooms over there and find out
>>580125857Good riddance, one less schizoGeng Shui wouldn't do this to you btw
we won't save your dying C tier club no matter how much you shill /v/ro
>>580126998>8this thread is getting spooky
>>580125739Yes I would like to know
Threatening to kill yourself if you don't lose your virginity and making your Uma utterly devastated and horrified at the thought so so she has to have sex with you so you don't kill yourself but she can't stop crying the whole time!
>>580126624I busted my second nut of the day to fuku like 10 mins ago. I don't care about what this bitch says no more
>>580126998I NEED Rickey to look at my penis like that.
>>580127126dumb umas like oguri wouldn't see what the big deal was. "can I eat while you fuck my hole from behind, Torena?"
7 and feng shui is no longer
>>580125660I used to help anons here, but now I rarely do it since /v/ma is there for anyone who cares about talking about the gamePractice rooms here are still better than there
>>580127126A woman would seriously rather die than have sex with someone that isn't Chad
I wish you could save parent loadouts so I didn't have to keep hunting for my current loopers
>>580107715>>580107550cute and smelly <3 pits!
HUGE club announcement tomorrow before reset
>>580126297>dude wind lmaoI can't bro...
>>580127126>trainer thinking he's still a virgin while his uma has been raping him on his sleep from day 1
>>580127234No one wants your help. Lemon mogs you
>>580127242Bro your marks?
