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this thread will be gayer
How do I convince loopers to loop shrewd step
>>581820470sex with retard
Good luck in Round 2 today
>>581820487that sounds kinda silly>>581820512oh that works actually, one more speed means hammering wit is doable toogood thing I have that card somehow at 1lb
>>581820549GW doesn't have a style requirement, bro.
>>581820549shrewd step is bad
Tachyon LOVE
>>581820549why would you do that
>>581820074I think this is one is smart + tur
>>581820549already doing that among other pace sparks with gw
>>581820536Post your cocks /uma/
>>581820609oh damn this could be the best option actually >>581820616I'll try that next
Is it just me or is umamusume generally not that fun anymore?
>>581820768come back when the xog cms are gone and GL ends
>>581820843>he thinks GM will be fun
>>581820767dumb sexy bitch
breadpill me on arima staminathis jp guy keeps insisting on 1100 + gold
>>581820470V looks like that?!
Digitan LOVE
>>581820768
>>581820843I lowk have to play gl cuz 200 pulls in i only have 3 lb light hello
>>581820768Slot machines give hits of dopamine in controlled doses to keep you playing, your next win is surely soon. Surely.
>>581820470>https://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg (embed)everytimeleave the baking to people who actually are able to do it properly
>>581820937We've already had Arima before. Witgod says stam+guts = 1300 + 1 gold. Basically means 900 stam 600 guts.
>>581820768I figured that out long ago when I quit the game back in MANT
>>581820937950 + 1 gold if you want 100% survivability. ~850 if you want to take risks
>>581821047Stamina reqs raise with speed anon
>>581821013sybau
>>581821013Next thread will be (embed) (embed) if I forgetSoon
>>581821125You're a shitter who can't even make threads
>>581820761https://files.catbox.moe/6lnelm.jpg
>>581820470>>Schedule>https://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg (embed)MY DAY IS RUINEDI AM PISSING AND POOPING RIGHT NOW
>>581821104I am literally Tokai Teio.
>>581821094what is blud doing here then
>>581821094For some reason i actually enjoyed mant until like 2 weeks in
>>581820937x2 564 murmur+siphon debuffers in every lobbyalso nakayama 2500 has a hidden stamina/guts threshold you can get 20% more speed by meeting that requirement
>>581821098BUT YOU GUYS SAID THAT IS THE REQ FOR --THIS--- CM!!!
>>581820619Yeah but that need 3 greens and may not even have enough duration to be active post pdm in shorter distances>>581820636My uma stan shrewd step pace ends up ahead of my uma stan pace so often it kinda feels necessary from now on, sometimes by multiple lengths even
>>581820976
>>581821094MANT ended 4 months ago gwocho why are you here
>>581821236that's the common sentiment
>>581821202
>>581821221That's the cock poster
>>581821280BustitanAgnes Boobital
Thank god i didnt do this cm the stam req is so insane
so what you're saying is that i cant train lates for next cm unless i have rob roy
>>581821154kill yourself
Unironically what we thinking? Is it good for CM20?
>>581820571thanks you too!
>>581821384retard
>>581821098Surely no one is going to run Evil Neicha right?
>>581821405Cafe, your wit
>>581821203smelling makween's piss and poop
>witlet umas for cm20Nah. I think I'll just drop my speed to 1500 instead of playing with 600-800 wit.
>>581821384nigga all you need is 750-800 + 1 gold
>>581821407ly low
>>581821365That faggot is from Bricked though
>>581821154Probably not because we're gonna have proper bakers at EU time
why is the seaturd having a melty over the OP?
>>581821502Mf i suck at training stam
>>581821475There is a fuckhuge downhill too, being a witlet is retarded
>>581821268I'll answer this as if you're asking this sincerely, it is because medium CM is a stam debuff fiesta
>>581821398You can run Kafe!
>>581821502I fucking wish
>>581821398only if you're bad
>tfw umama won't let me embed my micropenis in her bussy
>>581821013How can I learn how to bake?
Wit is overrated
>>581821508Proof? Is it the hishi amazon fag because everything will make sense now
>>581821502I dont even fucking have any major mlbs idk why my luck is so garbage
>>581821728>irl witlet
>>581821728it's the only stat I overrate, every single time my uma loses against another uma with the same strenght, it's a wit diff
>>581821687hayacuck...
>>581821567you don't need to train shit just slap 18 stam sparks on your horse and call it a day
>>581821687umama is for SEA ugly bastards only
Speedcap > wit as distance gets longer, especially you're a backliner. No matter amount of downhills will ever change this
>>581821956thispower comes from kita and smaru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcvld4YlXik
>>581821508I am?
>>581822029WHAT THE FUCK
wan
>>581822029
>>581821956Thats easier said than done damn
>>581822029frontie hereI like it but I'm taken, sorry>>581822120sex
>>581822029who strokes like that
>>581822029ugly shape cock and too small
>>581822174Front players
>>581821405I think I will train cafe too
>>581822029computer, calculate his girth and length
>>581822029That thing aint censoring SHIT
>my post got masturbated toFirst time that has ever happened.
>>581822215but I don't
>>581822260You're a certified faggot now
>>581822260first time that you know of
>>581822029currenbros our gayputation...
comfy thread
>>581822172>I'm takenAre you dating mambochi? I thought dating clubies was forbidden.
Yall got some gentil stuff i need my daily dose
>>581822368I like how bothered you are by it
>>581822029I always new nonnyposters were freaks
>filterfag attention whoring[-]
>>581822406
>>581822174he's trying to make his junior look like a senior
>>581822431blonde bitch whore
>>581822459Dude is left handed of course he's a freak
>>581822368This feels like those offline MMOs servers with AI bot players saying absolutely whatever in the global chat, funny as fuck how random it is.
>581822368This nigga is seething because we are having fun.
>>581822575The only good post in this thread
>>581822473Thanks
>>581822368why did my cafe post get filtered...
>>581822120https://youtu.be/KA7wVv4YagI
Kino.
>"...Go full bulldozer."HOLY FUCKING AURA
>>581822854FAT FUCK
>someone convinces me that eu hours are comfy>get in>they're literally defending THAT postLmao eurocucks and aussiedicksuckers
https://x.com/Billysteckfers/status/2101993457858552090Kita?
>>581822029was this just the litterbox link from this post? >>581817041
Gyaru
>>581822987yeah but censored
>>581822970I do that to him
I dreamt I became a horse online but schizophrenic niggerjannies somehow I was a horse posting and banned me for 14 days for being a 'disgusting furfaggot'
I love my genius wife!
>>581822172>I'm takenV?
>>581823032how was the uncensored dick?
>>581823049I know it's a dream because they'd give you a pass for a couple of pics of your umancock
>>581823049Suspiciously hooved post
>>581823049on the internet, nobody knows you're a horse
>>581823049I got banned for insulting SEA people once
>>581823049horses don't count as furry, right?
>>581822854What's the fail rate on this compared Oguri's event?
>>581823152V got cucked by Allen gwo
>>581823158Kinda ugly ngl, like a 4/10
Which club is cockposting now?
>>581823152it's someone else but I'm not saying
>>581823249>anon discovered he was a furryOh no...
Why are there many uma threads
>>58182325480%?
>filtered 'n*nnies' when it first appeared Always knew it had a flaming faggotry vibe to it when anons use it here and now it's confirmed
>>581823254should be the same
>>581823378if it's filtered how come you know what happened, huh?
>>581821502Good luck. My full subdued, flustered and m.murmur debuffers killed every pacekek below 800 stam.
nunniebros....
>>581823378nonny... I'm gonna hold your hand in a gay way when I say thisbeing in /uma/ is already flaming faggotry
>>581823273The one with the larper, the fag and the doxxerI just realized how little it narrows it down
>>5818233253 threads is the norm1 current global1 old global1 jp
>>581823437shut up
>>581823437Because the word was in the webm you retarded faggot
nuhnigwos...
>>581823489N-nyo…My idol horsie girl gacha game is the peak of masculinity…
/uma/ is too gay for me and I've sucked cocks for fun
norn ace bros...
You guys are being kinda weird right now
>>581823493All of those? Me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeWyhdPaNcU
>>581823497I saw one in /vg/
>>581823325>manyHave (You) not been here during the height of /fgoalter/? 3 threads is NOTHING
MIND = BROKEN
Press the button on him
notice how filterfags boast about having clean and comfy threads instead of saying nothing about what they supposedly filtered
>>581823769where do you think we are?
this CM kinda blows. As much as I like winning, I also like losing to oshipicks, but that's simply not possible with XOguri's on the field.
>>581823759bueno american ass
>>581823850filterfags are retarded it's better to tell those people to kill themselves so tourists don't think we're ok with that shit
>>581823850I have nyoooticed that since 2010 wait until they start attentionwhoring their regex filters
Why won't Umama just say who is he dating so people stop pestering him
>>581823923same wr as my debuffer frontiemy oshi is WINNING
Nothing triggers shitposters more than saying their shitposts are filtered
>>581823850these faggots definitely got curious and checked
>CB can give you Homestretch Haste, Medium Corners, or Tail Held High>Only ever gives you Rainy Days, Corner Accel, Strategist, and Spurt on the wrong distanceof course
The VA and entire team worked phenomenally here. Absolute kino. Got chills when Montjew was chasing down El.
>>581823307We know it's mambochi you two literally flirt in the thread gwo
>faggots uppity because their degenracy is ignoredRampant troon behavior, no wonder /uma/ is like it is
>>581823909Cutefe
You know what? I'm gonna run three debuffers.
>made Spe my 9* stamina parent because I thought I'd never use her>supreme chud is meta for next CMI'm gonna kill myself
>>581824096
I'm still waiting for the counterbake, this thread is unsalvageable >>581824071It be like that
>>581823904Ah fuck i meant /v/ im new here
>>581824238Base Spe is better anyway. Can't beat Current Speed + Accel.
>"I-I'm not mad!">meanwhile engages with the supposedly 'f1ltered' postshot tip add a pixel or compress your image by any amount and they will see your post and have a melty
>>581823938watching them play amogus made me feel a sense of lonelinessi wish i had friends to play amogus with
>>581824238but everyone said she was going to be meta for arima when the story was announced to come out, even before that
>>581824284>/v/ma threads are backdid the jannies finally let up?
>>581823143>seduced by another paceFirst it was Donna, then Ramonu, now Sexsuit Pandoragoddamnit I AM SUPPOSED TO BE FRONTFAG FUCK YOU ALL
that's it i'm calling ebayan to nuke global this semen slurping place deserves to die
>>581824147Tachyon would keep trying
>>581824327we can play amogus
>>581824401Wait, this has a continuation? Post the full.
>>581824401holy esl
>>581824327in another community I'm in there used to be weekly amogus for like 7 months straight. was a good time>>581824421I'd gladly do this no cap
>>581824401Oh nice a sequel! I wondered what happened after the guy got out in a coma by Groove and Teio
>>581824382fronts get no play later outside of LoHjust get a sub style
>>581824401
>>581824382Front umas are just like 5 umas and 50 alts lmao. If you want to uma roll, pace is better.
>>581824579
I killed my dancho in amogus and he kicked me....
bro woke up this morning and said "yeah i'm gonna post my cock and balls in the uma musume general on 4chan dot org"
>>581824372Prolly idk id rather just 1 thread
>>581824765And a dozen of other anons said "Fuck yeah!"Pathetic thread
>>581824765and rest should do the same
>>581824765Kinda based if you think about it.
>>581824808hello homo
>>581824765not true! no balls were shown
>Guild Wars "coincidentally" lines up with CMs every timewhat the fuck is Cygames doing
>>581824739
>>581824765I think you might be too normal for 4chan. Instagram could be more your speed
>>581824892raped
>>581824892JUST MARRY ALREADY
>>581824892rape victim
>>581824882at least light is not a competitive element so I'm taking it easy
>>581824892>>581824939At least the mangas got a good ending
>>581824892
>>581824765Why don't (you)?
>>581824765I wanted to post a cum tribute too at some point, but got too shy after recording it. Props to him for delivering
>>581824892>>581824978same, I've been in a slack crew for 3 years now and I only need to hit 30m every day so it's pretty chill here too
>>581824765Eurohours are always shit
Why yall homo bruh aint big tiddies better
>>581825043
>>581825123I wonder where this poster is from...definitely not from a shithole
>>581825162
>>581823923My Spechud has the same winrate as my Xoggy for some reason
time to bless the thread72 days until we can bring her home!
yae
>>581825162Do you want the Teiobros to start posting shirtless pictures or something
>>581825079Post it and I'll consider revealing the shaft
>>581824083Sorry but East Coast is up, so the thread is about some random who's and cocks right now. Please try discussing anything worthwhile after they go to sleep
>>581825273yes
>>581824808>And a dozen of other anons said "Fuck yeah!"no? everyone was weirded out
>>581825231where can i read the ;prequel
>>581825162I prefer naizuri
>>581825264I'm considering skipping
>>581825231Extra
haha sixty-seven!
supiki
>>581825321Here’s something worthwhile to discuss for ya right here
>>581825379>skipping thisyou have more self-control than I dowho're you pulling instead?
>>581825305Good for me desu
>>581825231>winter uniform>white skirtmy immersion is ruined
I want you to explain to me EXACTLY what's wrong with wanting to be brutally raped and sodomized by Nishino Flower, followed by gentle, wholesome cuddling.
>>581825481>lateslopcrickets
>>581825481>words words wordsyada
>>581823143fusapan a whore
>>581825338Anon who hates it wouldn't give it (You)s like the cockposter wanted
>>581825236Umama please
>>581825432End
>>581825503She lowk looks like a minorAlso why does desu turn into desu like wtf
I enjoy concert mode
>>581825264I hope My CB won't be playing hard to get like Festa did, I still have to roll for Ramonu as well
>>581825079Shy why?
>>581825661this song sucks
bakushin sex
>>581825481You think I am going to think about anything here? I will roll for whatever, slap that shit together in a single run, say that's good enough, click auto-select and skip everything, if I somehow win I will have a concert to watch
>>581825625In my headcanon Uma Mafia rules the world and that's why all uma troubles are superficial as in non-edgy, and that's why the girls can have wonderful lives student, professional racers and brides
>>581825339It's just two pages
>>581822482I was actually trying to get it in focus while not revealing much around the screen. Also I don't know, but this puts more pressure on the dick and feels like milking.
>>581825592concession accepted
>>581825490Emphasis on considering. I'll probably just roll both anyway but something about rolling on back to back uma banners doesnt sit well with my card meta maxing autism because what if I get duplicate spooks because the pool hasnt expanded enough??? (this is a fake issue I have made up in my head)
>>581825736>Associate this outfit with Bakushin screaming bloody murder when she realized she went on an accidental date with Toreina
>>581825673Same. I'm rolling for 5 umas between October and December, shit's gonna be rough if I have to pity each one on top of dumping 400 rolls into Ramonu and 200 into Bourbon
I accept your confession.
>>581825734Yes they all suck my balls>>581825824New reaction pic for rudolf/pun haters?
>>581825736!!!
>>581825778>high trust societies can't exists without the mafia overseeing everythingtoo real
>>581825734Yeah they suck really hard, they even bite and leave marks
I accept your conception
>>581825891finally, an /uma/gf
>>581825481If Refractive Arc didn't change your life, neither will Sharp.Hot Pursuit is interesting, but I genuinely believe most people will settle for the white version and be fine with it. I'd consider It's On + Latch On would be preferable to the gold for how it hedges, even for the loss in productivity.
>>581825748Bakushintore…
>>581825824
>>581825918That's a little of an oversimpliication, in what world would the mafia make the world be->check new york crime stats before and after RICOOh...
I do not accept your existence in the same space as I[-]
I accept your confectionary
around mares, be aware
>>581825778umafia
I accept your contraception *tosses it*
>>581825661sexsexwhy the fuck is your le heckin wholesome daughterino right there?!?!?!
>>581826136
>>581826215not really accepting it then, are you?
settle down, faggot.
The umafia says I owe them 30000k carats and if I don’t pay up by the end of the month they’ll take my umakneecaps
>>581826223To have sex so my wholesome daughterino can make more wholesome daughterinos to make more wholesome daughterinos to make more wholesome daughterinos to-
>>581826223
I accept your confectionary, we will make jam
Retards
kid
>>581826389There needs to be a comp of all the girls doing this
>>581826223i would have put sweepy but I didn't want to pity on her banner
>>581825625so it's ok when umas rape their trainers but when trainers fight back they go to prison?
I accept your contraceptives.
I had a dream last night that I was reading 2006 4chan but it was /uma/ somehow. Someone edited the "a cat is fine too" manga panel to be seuin sky unbuckling her pants and a bunch of people called it epic win. Then there was a picture of copano Rickey edited to look like pedobear. I don't know how to feel about this.
I accept your concoction.
>>581826524Furawa's budding blossoms...
>>581826540what song is this? Maybe I can do it
>>581826592GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>581826305It's the gentleman's equivalent to "just the tip", or "i swear i'll do it outside", or "it doesn't count if we're not married"
seiunkeks...
>>581825625>>581825778My head cannon is tazuna dealt with him and asked dream journey to dispose of the body like she had supposedly done before, but when asked tazuna who that was she only answered "someone that wasn't worthy of the Trainer title" and dream journey immediately understand and thanks her for looking out for everyone.
no speed rainbows awardmega easy to train though which is nice
>>581826663
>>581826524wife
Last night I had a dream about youIn this dream, I'm dancing right beside youAnd it looked like everyone was having funThe kind of feeling I've waited so long
>>581826590>copano Rickey edited to look like pedobearthis would actually be funny
>Anna Anon have discovered Hokko Tarumae https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12230199
>>581826779Paizuri One....
>>581825726I figured I am not ready for anons making fun of it
>>581826373Perfect concept for an idle game.
>>581826524Blooming succubus
>>581826779Deck and sparks?
>Anna Anon[-]
It's a new day!
>>581826595Winning the soul, around the 1:50 mark
got my last clanker borrow run in 30s before reset, very nice
>Anonymous[-]
New day type shit desu wa
reporting from open leaguehishiama keeps going off
>[-][+]
>>581826929I'm sure there's a vn out there about that
>>581826964evil horse I hate you
>>581827061I want to go off inside Hishiama
I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chudPlaying uma all day until the sun comes upI'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud
Yeah man, I love Nishino Flower too. cute and funny amirite
funds are safu
Big Flower
Montjew vs Spe was very in contrast to how they directed El's. El's had a depressing tone to it right from the get go, with the finish line as her "light at the end of the tunnel". That light getting snuffed out combined with El's desperation made the robbery hit extremely hard. Spe's was full of hope, glad that it wasn't revenge-themed because hope was exactly what they needed after that brutal robbery.
>>581826775Either that or Tachyon, who has access to chemicalsTazuna carries the body and all identifying information inside a barrel (still alive of course), and tells Tachyon something like "Could you please clean this for me? It has some biological material that needs to be disposed off" or some euphemism like thatThen Tachy just does her thing with whatever acid she can concoct if she decides not to have fun with itMan I love edgy shit like that
>>581826894>that hip swayHokko on my cocko!
>>581827343that is because El was in france which is a depressing bog
>>581827232Sillyus would say this
>>581827384This is true. The only thing worse than France is the French
How do you reply to the "Be on time" sticker without sounding mad?
>>581826894>>581827365HOLY SEXOOOOO
>>581826894bijin cute
what was class 6 retention? i didn't check.
>>581827470
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>>581827470be on time then
>>581827470Withhold shoe request until later
>>581826894The whore got replaced
>>581827224hishi mamazon...
>>581827554986k or above that.
>>581826950here you go <3ignore the scuffed legacies was just testing what blues I needed to run
>>581827470Just admit you're a lazy fuck you can't escape from this one
>>581826894cute yeppers spotted
>>581827470Danchou...
>>581827630Hishiama Sexo, as I like to say
>>581826894
>>581826894Bijin blushing at the sight of cafe, cute
>>581827561Alewd
>>581827470mambchou...
>>581827561Would granny akyuuto really do this?
>>581826894>>581827671i yep like this
>>581827470"Let's do our best!" and request nambu hai sashes
>>581827762I'd paint her womb white on the spot
>>581827719>>581827470>SO>RE>WA
>>581826894We all bounce like that
>>581827762Mating press
>>581827882you cant post that lad
>>581827638Ummmmm you mind passing the id for that dober
>>581826894why is cafe mad? besides reddit tachyon existing
Another one for the collection
>>581827882this isn't a penis
>>581826894I will never forget Machan
>>581827882
>>581827882Sex with Maruzensky could fix me. I'd need daily doses though, potentially multiple.
>>581827882>17 year old[-]
>>581826590>there was a picture of copano Rickey edited to look like pedobear.
God Gamer coming through
>>581827882Tongue kissu
my slotted parent was down to 1 or even 0 borrows per day, so I switched it to one that's good for CM20... I hope people use it... please don't abandon me...
>>581826894why does she bounce like that
cm20 stam check842544568425445684254456will post hakuraku>>581827932120668012326the whites are meh so I'd never use it for my final lineup but if you're a chillGAWD then it's totally fine
>>581827882Post your Cum Tribute to this!
>>581826895Dober is better for that, in my opinionjust look at this face, her knowing (You)r seed is growing within her
We're back and we're gone
>>581828060I switched to a CM20 parent and have gained 100 followers this past week I hope it works for you too
>>581828169Bourby spotted
do i need to loopa my true strength for next cm pacegawds
>>581827938Everyone is so sugary
>>581827882backwards clitoris...
>>581828132ThanksIronic that the primary has much better whites than the GPs behind her
>>581828241yeah, but that skill keeps spooking me by buying long hints so maybe don't put much effort into it
>>581828132forgot to attach lustful pic award so take this insteadHOLY FESTIVAL VIBE they look so good
>>581827882Maruzensky would definitely do this
>>581826895>>581828158They both would unironically do the "it has her dad's stupid face" meme but also be so overprotective and good moms and I want them to bear my kids
>>581828307Inari should stop what she's doing with her hands, it's too erotic
>>581828291As was the style of the time
Which deck should I use to train Front Runner (V.Bourbon)?
>>581828330Bro she's your blood relative...
>didn't drink coffee all weekend>have a cup this morning>high as a fucking kiteWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>581827882I opened this at work
>>581828379she learns from the best
